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"Journalist" Gayle King Thinks She's an Astronaut Now, Attacks Sexism for Denying Her Credit

Some of you are probably tired of this story. I'm not. I'm just getting warmed up.

This energizes me.

But I do know this is now three days old so I'll only have this post up for 40 minutes before I post another one.

"Journalist" Gayle King is now also an "astronaut," the talentless, corrupt hanger-on now claims.

CBS host Gayle King responded to the backlash over the Blue Origin space flight on Tuesday and suggested the all-female crew was being held to a different standard than men who've been to space.

The journalist and talk show host was part of a historic flight on Monday that also carried Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos' fiancée, Lauren Sánchez; pop star Katy Perry; film producer Kerianne Flynn; NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe; and civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen.

Nothing says Scientific Flight like "civil rights activist" or "film producer" or "pop star" or "Jeff Bezos' Current Slam-Piece."


The rocket landed safely after roughly a 10-minute flight. The high-profile trip drew some criticism from those who questioned if the brief flight was a worthwhile use of resources.

Leftwing critics are bemoaning the use of resources and filling the air with carbon dioxide (the Invisible Killer, longtime readers will remember).

Other people are just laughing at them for spending three minutes in "space" after two days (!!!) of "training." And oh, the "training" was about how to enter and exit the capsule and how to secure your seatbelts.

That's needed "training" but... I don't think that if I'm on a plane and they give me a demonstration of how to put on an oxygen mask I'm a pilot.

They were space tourists, period. The "training" is legally required. Yes, they did show some amount of bravery -- barely -- by chancing the trip, but people take greater risks waiting for NYC subways every single day.

The criticism is not about what they did -- which was fine -- but over the inordinate amount of praise they're pouring on themselves and demanding others repeat.

Everyone knows that if you do something praiseworthy, you're supposed to say thank you, but deflect the compliment and say "It was no big deal, it was really all thanks to my fellow team-members and also, most of all, thanks to God."

You're not supposed to say "I'm awesome for being a passenger for 10 minutes! I'm a Space Astronaut and I touched the Divine Feminine," which is what these loopy broads all did.


King responded to the backlash in comments to Entertainment Tonight on Tuesday, where she compared the Blue Origin flight to the historic space flight taken by American astronaut Alan Shepard in 1961.

"Please don't call it a 'ride,'" she added, claiming people don't use this term when talking about men going into space.

"We duplicated the same trajectory that Alan Shepard did back in the day, pretty much. No one called that a 'ride,'" King said. "It was called a flight, it was called a journey."

Shepard was trained to take control of his capsule if necessary.

Were you? Did your two days of training include five years of pilot training?


"There was nothing frivolous about what we did," she added.

People take cruises and do not usually call themselves mariners.

What you did was a pastime, not "science." I don't begrudge you a pastime but we also don't hand out Medals of Honor to people who kill 100 Germans via head-shot in Call of Duty.


"I'm very disappointed and very saddened by it," the CBS host continued. "And I also say this, what it's doing to inspire other women and young girls, please don't ignore that."

Inspiring girls to do what? Make friends with Oprah and turn that into a career so you can take one of three diversity slots in a billionaire's space tourism capsule?


She also addressed liberal critics who complained about the environmental impact, saying that Bezos' mission with Blue Origin was to discover if the rocket would be able to take waste from Earth into space to "make our planet cleaner."

"Space is not an either/or. It's a both/and. And because you do something in space doesn't mean you're taking anything away from Earth," King argued.

...

King previously told critics at a press conference on Monday that anyone bashing the flight "doesn't really understand" the historical significance of the space flight.

"We can all speak to the response we're getting from young women, from young girls about what this represents," she added.

I've flown in a plane a few times. I'm a pilot! I'm just like Chuck Yaeger!!!

She's basically claiming that going on Space Mountain makes you a part of Star Fleet.

Bonus: This may shock you, but "journalist" and "astronaut" Gayle King was spreading disinformation when she claimed men are never said to have merely "taken a ride."

From the Wikipedia entry on Hamish Harding, the British billionaire who died when the OceanGate Titan imploded:

Harding flew to space as part of the suborbital Blue Origin NS-21 mission, on 4 June 2022, on the fifth crewed spaceflight of the New Shepard rocket. After travelling to space, he advocated for space tourists (paid recreational spaceflight passengers) to be called astronauts.

Why is this relevant? Because Harding, like King, chafed at being described as what he was: a tourist.

Not just a man, but a billionaire white man! *He* was a tourist, too, Gayle, and he wasn't happy about his trip being called what it was: tourism. But it *was* called that, and so was he.

So stuff it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Noted Feminist Megy Kelly does not feel inspired or empowered by these astronauts' immense accomplishments.

As Megyn lamented on Monday's show, the narrative surrounding this trip was one of "female empowerment," but she did not see much to celebrate. "I don't feel empowered. If there had been six female astronauts going up, then, yes, okay," she said. "But what did these women do? The one gal is engaged to a billionaire, and these are a bunch of celebrities she wanted to befriend."

...

Amy Schumer also took to Instagram to poke fun at the mission in a bit Ungar Sargon called the funniest the comedian has been in years. "So I'm going to space, and I'm so excited," she said in a video. "Lauren Sánchez, Katy Perry and Amanda Nguyen have been my guiding lights through this whole journey, which I just got called to be part of this space team this morning. And I'm loving it. I've always wanted to go to space, and also I just have to say, How high were the people who came up with the name for space? Were they like, 'What should we call it? It's got so much, like, space.'"

Jeff Bezos' Current Slam-Piece, who is such a super-astronaut she had two industrial-strength flotation devices bolted on to her rib-cage, demands you respecc her.


The Blue Origin crew has not taken kindly to the blowback, with Sánchez and King, in particular, trying to defend the excursion. The former said she gets "really fired up" when she hears the criticism.

"I would love to have them come to Blue Origin and see the thousands of employees that don't just work here but they put their heart and soul into this vehicle," Sánchez said. "So when we hear comments like that, I just say, 'Trust me. Come with me. I'll show you what this is about, and it's, it's really eye-opening.'"

What do they have to do with you? No one's attacking the people who really achieved something by putting your useless ass into "space" (for three minutes).

This is the typical liberal politician move -- "How dare you attack the children!"

We're not attacking the children, we're goofing on you.

King, meanwhile, suggested misogyny could be at play as she likened her experience to -- wait for it -- that of astronaut Alan Shepard, the first American to travel to space.

KING: Please don't call it a 'ride' that is not a friggin ride. Whenever a man goes up, you have never said to an astronaut, 'Boy, what a ride.' You know, we duplicated the same trajectory that Alan Shepard did back in the day. Pretty much. No one called that a ride. It was called a 'flight.' It was called a 'journey' because a 'ride' implies it is something frivolous or something that's light hearted. There was nothing frivolous about what we did, and the machine that we were on, and what it took for the people to get that machine up and running, to get us up, and get us back down safely. So, you know, I'm very disappointed and very saddened by it.

She also claimed the trip was an inspiration to many. "What it's doing to inspire other women and young girls, please don't ignore that," King continued. "I've had so many women and young girls reach out to me -- and men too, by the way, men too -- that say, 'Wow, I never thought I could do that, but I see you doing it at this stage in my life. Who would have thunk it? Not me' and how inspired they are."

The Disconnect

Megyn said the attempted defense reveals just how out-of-touch the women are. "I'm still stuck in the fact that Gayle King actually used the word 'astronauts'... You are there on a vanity project of Jeff Bezos and his fiancée, you've done absolutely nothing to deserve this," she noted. "You're sitting next to Katy Perry, and if you don't want people to think it's frivolous, Gayle, then don't have the f-cking Kardashians and Oprah [Winfrey] craftside as you take off... That might have something to do with our reaction to this as a non-serious event and a PR stunt."

I don't mind that tourism isn't "serious" and I don't mind that this is a "PR stunt." It is that -- it's an ad for future Blue Origins space tourism jaunts, and that's fine. Show off your wares to the world.

It's the credit-grabbing and "Stolen Valor" of it all. I think either Megyn Kelly or Greg Gutfeld said that.

None of this would have happened if you just did what every well-mannered person knows to do, which is to refuse any praise of yourself and deflect it on to "the Real Heroes."

But leftwing feminist women are all about seizing credit for other people's (mostly men's) work. Their whole "careers," all of their "achievements" are based on making extravagant claims about yourself and then daring any Sexist Misogynists from contradicting you.

Well, dare taken. You did nothing more than a eight-year-old kid does when he rides his first "adult," "42 inches or taller" rollercoaster. I can't fault that kid for feeling excited about his big ride, but I'm also not going to praise him or nominate him for a Nobel Prize.

By the way, Gayle King also claims that someone aboard the capsule did "science" experiments or something.

On an 10 minute ride. With only three of those minutes in what people are calling "the very lowest level of what can charitably called 'space.'"

Can't wait to see the data that this experiment generated.

Also, once again, this has nothing to do with Gayle King. But like all "reporters," she believes that just by talking to a scientist she becomes, for all legal purposes, a scientist herself.

What exactly is the "first" they're claiming? Matt Walsh ran down possible claims.

Are they the first female "astronauts"? No, of course not, other women have been trained as actual astronauts and have flown in space.

The first female space tourists? No, other women have flown on Blue Origin before.

The first all-female crew in space? Or, "space"? No, Walsh pointed out that a female cosmonaut was shot into space by the Russkies. She flew solo, making it an "all-female crew."

I also think the Space Dog Laika was a female dog, so.

Laika probably was more qualified to seize the controls, too.

She's such a serious Astronaut (or... HERstronaut?!) that she doesn't even know the word for the gangway into the capsule:


This Totally Real Astronaut is almost as annoying:

And just to rebut you Sexist Haters who suspect that all of this is frivolous:

Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry and Gayle King Show Off 'Sexy' Designer Suits for All-Female Space Flight

The women are part of Blue Origin's first all-female space flight, and they're taking off in suits custom-made by Monse

That's from Noted Bible of Space-Flight, People Magazine.

Megyn Kelly claimed that the designer of these "sexy" suits did not put pockets into the pants because that would make the Lady Space Astronauts look "hippy."

Nothing frivolous here, Bigots!

No frivolity! Not a speck of it!

Lauren Sanchez, the body-positive icon and internationally beloved fiancée of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, thrust her way into the history books on Monday as part of the first all-female crew to travel to space.* Women around the world exuded feminist joy while watching Sanchez and her fellow crew members, including the notoriously buxom musical legend Katy Perry, bust through the atmosphere aboard a phallus-shaped rocket operated by Blue Origin, the Bezos-owned space firm. Gayle King, the CBS News journalist and Democratic donor, was also along for the ride.

"Space is going to finally be glam," Perry told Elle magazine before the launch. "We are going to put the 'ass' in astronaut."

In fairness, she was quoting Buzz Aldrin.


Celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey and Khloe Kardashian were on hand to witness the historic* occasion, adding gravitas.

The flight lasted 11 minutes, including 3 minutes in which the crew experienced zero gravity. The women could be heard shrieking and giggling throughout via an audio feed.

Minutes after touching down near the launch site in West Texas, Sanchez embraced Bezos in a romantic bear hug. Moments earlier, the billionaire humiliated himself by falling on his face. Fortunately, his lover did not appear to have suffered any of the complications some cosmetic surgeons warned could result from traveling to space with breast implants and lip filler.

...

King, the lowly journalist, said the experience made her think about politics. Traveling to space for several minutes was "such a reminder that we need to do better" and "be better human beings," she said. "It's so nasty and so vitriolic nowadays. And, I mean, if everybody could experience that peace that we had up there, and the kindness, and what it takes to do what we did, [the world would be a better place]." The journalist was also very impressed with her own bravery. "I'm so proud of me right now!" King squealed.

The CBS News anchor described Harris as "uniquely qualified to be president," and said the Democrat's rise to power gave her "goosebumps." She also donated $10,000 to Harris's campaign for California attorney general in 2010. Some of her colleagues at CBS are reportedly annoyed with her frequent hobnobbing with Democratic politicians and celebrities. In 2017, for example, King joined Barack and Michelle Obama on a luxury yacht excursion with Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, and her best friend Oprah. CBS journalists were "pissed and raving mad" about the excursion, according to the New York Post.

Posted by: Ace at 04:38 PM




Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 17, 2025 04:38 PM (GYt5+)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 17, 2025 04:38 PM (GYt5+)

3 3rd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 17, 2025 04:38 PM (GYt5+)

4 Nooding

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 17, 2025 04:39 PM (GYt5+)

5 Nooded

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 17, 2025 04:39 PM (GYt5+)

6 6th?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 17, 2025 04:40 PM (GYt5+)

7 Astronots

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2025 04:40 PM (E0p3T)

8 >>She's basically claiming that going on Space Mountain makes you a part of Star Fleet.


This is a good line.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (F30Ty)

9 Astrothots

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (GYt5+)

10 What's the problem!?

Hillary Clinton was the MOST ACCOMPLISHED SECRETARY OF STATE because she visited eleventy-billion countries.

OF COURSE Gayle King is now accomplished! It's the SAME THING.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (N1tpc)

11 Did they even pass the Mendoza Kármán line?

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (jc0TO)

12
Alternate post title:

Women Are Now Equal To Chimps In Achievement

And it only took 65 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (RGjYe)

13 Estronauts

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (yjAVs)

14 Does she fling poo?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (pZ64F)

15
Question: If they really did go to "Space," why no re-entry??

Answer: they didn't go into Space.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:42 PM (RGjYe)

16 The Shat- also not an astronaut. Sorry sugar tits you took a glorified airline flight.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2025 04:42 PM (KQk9m)

17 "The mission was a complete failure, as all harpies were safely returned to the earth."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (6ThCV)

18
If I hopped on Delta flight 318 to Miami, am I an aviator?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (RGjYe)

19 King responded to the backlash in comments to Entertainment Tonight on Tuesday, where she compared the Blue Origin flight to the historic space flight taken by American astronaut Alan Shepard in 1961.

"Please don't call it a 'ride,'" she added, claiming people don't use this term when talking about men going into space.

"We duplicated the same trajectory that Alan Shepard did back in the day, pretty much. No one called that a 'ride,'" King said. "It was called a flight, it was called a journey."

I went on the It's A Small World ride at Disney, so I guess I duplicated Ferdinand Magellan's voyage.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (s8j++)

20 It was a carnival ride full of clowns

Cocktual appropriation

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (NtVYv)

21 That Katy Perry is deep, man.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (paSBy)

22 AstroNOT.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (Cus5s)

23 The science was how does Zero G affect Silicone Breast implants... and this is IMPORTANT TO KNOW!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (QAkQ3)

24 Katy Perry listened to Sagan's Cosmos and read a book on string theory to prepare for her historic flight.

Please submit a report on the last string theory book you read to the Perfessor for possible inclusion on the Book Thread.

Please keep your pants on whilst preparing and submitting the report, as Katy kept hers on during flight.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (0sNs1)

25 >>Please don't call it a 'ride,'"


Sally Ride hardest Hit.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2025 04:44 PM (F30Ty)

26 22 AstroNOT.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (Cus5s)

AstroTHOT

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:44 PM (QAkQ3)

27 CBS host Gayle King responded to the backlash over the Blue Origin space flight on Tuesday and suggested the all-female crew was being held to a different standard than men who've been to space.
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Actually, no. This is not it at all.

They *want* to be held to a different standard, but it isn't happening.

Nobody calls space tourists "astronauts." The first dude who ever paid for a trip on the Soyuz wasn't "astronaut." When William Shatner went up last year (IIRC), he wasn't an "astronaut."

The "crew" designation is a liability dodge and everyone knows it. These people got a ride to space. That's super cool, and I'm happy for them (and a bit envious, of course). But they're no more "astronauts" than I would be. Riding on an airplane doesn't make me an "aviator."

*They* wanted a different standard, and didn't get it - and so bitch about being held to a different standard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:44 PM (yjAVs)

28 "Journalist" Gayle King is now also an "astronaut," the talentless, corrupt hanger-on now claims.

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"Afronaut" has a nice ringy-dingy to it ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (fACzi)

29
Remember that creepy looking Dem Senator for Florida who went for a ride on the Space Shuttle?

He pretended he was an "astronaut," too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (RGjYe)

30 Welcome to the result of 40+ years of 'E'rryone Gets a Prize' culture.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (mlg/3)

31 astroturf for sure

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (g47mK)

32 I went on the It's A Small World ride at Disney, so I guess I duplicated Ferdinand Magellan's voyage.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM

Can you still sing the It's A Small World After All song?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (0sNs1)

33 "Please don't call it a 'ride,'" she added, claiming people don't use this term when talking about men going into space.
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Uhhhh, yeah they do, when the man is a tourist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (yjAVs)

34 Did Gayle take her protein pill and put her helmet on?

If not, she's no astronaut that I would recognize.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (Vyll1)

35 I went on the It's A Small World ride at Disney, so I guess I duplicated Ferdinand Magellan's voyage.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:43 PM (s8j++)

Yeah... going down on the Disneyland Submarine ride, was JUST the same as being on a Los Angeles class sub!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (QAkQ3)

36 No one called Shatner an astronaut.


Again her ride was like a tandem parachute jump and she wants to be referred to as a Golden Knight.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (VofaG)

37 >>>saying that Bezos' mission with Blue Origin was to discover if the rocket would be able to take waste from Earth into space to "make our planet cleaner."

"Space is not an either/or. It's a both/and. And because you do something in space doesn't mean you're taking anything away from Earth," King argued.

You'd be LITERALLY taking away trash.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (w6EFb)

38 Ham, the first chimpanzee in space, achieved higher altitude AND performed an actual scientific task during his flight and that was in 1961.

"Journalist" Gayle King must be so proud.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (ExV1e)

39 I don't even think the usual suspects are willing to go to the mat to somehow pretend this was a very big deal.

It's basically the equivalent of going on some new ride at Disneyland.

Posted by: Leupold at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (4pwAx)

40 >>>So which one was the designated Dr. Smith?

All of them.
Every ill-thought-out "trek" always has the Dr. Smith or Gilligan Factor.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (6ThCV)

41 29
Remember that creepy looking Dem Senator for Florida who went for a ride on the Space Shuttle?

He pretended he was an "astronaut," too.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Bill Nelson who later ran NASA. NASA also put a geriatric John Glenn on a ride. All for the bux.

Harrison Schmidt, whatever you say about his Senate career, at least went to space qualified as an astronaut BEFORE he became a groundhog Senator.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (ctrM5)

42 Blue Origin's Marie Antoinette reentry space capsule.

Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (sc/U/)

43 Yeah... going down on the Disneyland Submarine ride, was JUST the same as being on a Los Angeles class sub!
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The Tossing Tea Cups is like combat.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (pZ64F)

44 "There was nothing frivolous about what we did," she added.
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Sure there was. The whole thing wad frivolous. It was tourism. It wasn't some necessary thing.

And NONE OF THAT IS A BAD THING! It's okay. It can be frivolous *and* totally cool and worth doing. Have at it! I would, if I had the money and opportunity. Bask in it. Enjoy the frivolity.

Just don't try to blow smoke up my ass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (yjAVs)

45 Laika>Gayle King

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (rJ48h)

46 Gayle, you were on a penis rocket, built by a womanizing man who doesn't give a shit about you, and that "spaceship" you were on? Yea, controlled by men on the ground. You had no chance to even parallel park the fucking thing.

You were basically.... cargo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (Q4IgG)

47 Yeah... going down on the Disneyland Submarine ride, was JUST the same as being on a Los Angeles class sub!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (QAkQ3)


Hunt for the Red Carpet. Does it match the drapes ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (NtVYv)

48
OUT: Astronauts
IN: Estronauts

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (wtvvX)

49 I am just as much as journalist as King is an astronaut.

Posted by: Tom at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (8J80s)

50 *They* wanted a different standard, and didn't get it - and so bitch about being held to a different standard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:44 PM (yjAVs)

The Famous, and the Left, both demand a 'different standard'... ALWAYS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (QAkQ3)

51 That's needed "training" but... I don't think that if I'm on a plane and they give me a demonstration of how to put on an oxygen mask I'm a pilot.

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Damn, Harrison Ford hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (fACzi)

52
If I go para-sailing, am I both a sky-diver and a sailor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (RGjYe)

53 Ok. Call her a Space Cadet?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2025 04:48 PM (JEz8G)

54 Remember that creepy looking Dem Senator for Florida who went for a ride on the Space Shuttle?

He pretended he was an "astronaut," too.

I remember Jake Garn going up on the Space Shuttle. At least he was an actual pilot.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:48 PM (s8j++)

55
If I go Zip-Lining, am I trapeze artist?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:48 PM (RGjYe)

56 But leftwing feminist women are all about seizing credit for other people's (mostly men's) work. Their whole "careers," all of their "achievements" are based on making extravagant claims about yourself and then daring any Sexist Misogynists from contradicting you.
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I think the differentiator between the professional progressive and the con man is that the con man doesn't believe his own shtick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:48 PM (yjAVs)

57 I blame R. Kelly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 04:48 PM (LOIQT)

58 15
Question: If they really did go to "Space," why no re-entry??

Posted by: Soothsayer
========
I think the term used by yutes nowadays is Soaking.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 04:49 PM (ctrM5)

59 Congress threw away the “clearly leading role” that NASA and industry achieved in the early 1960s

Had they continued, tourist flights around the moon in orbit would likely be a middle class vacation. Something like that.

Instead, Starliner is grounded - 8 years overdue and over budget, and has defective thrusters, an issue solved in 1965. They can’t even “Recreate ‘68” - a flight in orbit around the moon.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 17, 2025 04:49 PM (eEPa7)

60 43 Yeah... going down on the Disneyland Submarine ride, was JUST the same as being on a Los Angeles class sub!
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The Tossing Tea Cups is like combat.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (pZ64F)

High G training... just like Pilots get!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:49 PM (QAkQ3)

61 Bezos finally achieved his dream of giving the rocket to six girls at once.
It's all uphill from here, buddy...

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 17, 2025 04:49 PM (VJc7E)

62 56 I think the differentiator between the professional progressive and the con man is that the con man doesn't believe his own shtick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:48 PM (yjAVs)

=======

"I'm not just the president, I'm a customer."
-Snake Oil CEO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 17, 2025 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

63 I'm no shrinking violet. I'm tough, I tell ya.' Pre-Ozempic Oprah sat on my face for hours and I came through it like a CHAMP.

Posted by: Cmdr Gayle King at April 17, 2025 04:49 PM (paSBy)

64 37 >>>saying that Bezos' mission with Blue Origin was to discover if the rocket would be able to take waste from Earth into space to "make our planet cleaner."

You'd be LITERALLY taking away trash.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (w6EFb)

So she's a space garbageman? Oh, excuse me, space garbagewoman??

Waste Management may want to talk to Bezos about some new career opportunities.

Posted by: Moki at April 17, 2025 04:50 PM (wLjpr)

65 Someone needs to put her on a Panel of Astronauts with Mark Kelly (Gabby Gifford's Wife).

And introduce them BOTH as Astronauts.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2025 04:50 PM (F30Ty)

66 Insert Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes laughing gif

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2025 04:50 PM (6ThCV)

67 Please return your seat backs and tray tables to their upright position.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2025 04:50 PM (W/lyH)

68 46 Gayle, you were on a penis rocket, built by a womanizing man who doesn't give a shit about you, and that "spaceship" you were on? Y
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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We call that riding the carousel here on earth. Ride a giant penis to space and back.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 04:50 PM (ctrM5)

69 Yeah the rocket flew itself and it was space tourism. But if I had been invited to join the flight with Bezos, or my employer picking up the tab? I would have accepted that invite in a heartbeat and I would be gushing about the experience afterwards, although not claiming it made me an actual astronaut. That's like saying flying to Paris as a United passenger is the same is being the pilot.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 17, 2025 04:50 PM (CKOCg)

70 I remember Jake Garn going up on the Space Shuttle. At least he was an actual pilot.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:48 PM (s8j++)

Bezo's lady is a helicopter pilot. Does that count?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (VofaG)

71 that if I'm on a plane and they give me a demonstration of how to put on an oxygen mask I'm a pilot.
Grab both of your neighbors masks and you will.

Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (FhXTo)

72 I rode that 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Ride at Disney World many times. I'm a Submariner.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (LOIQT)

73 I'm really anxious to hear Gayle King recount her flight over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (s8j++)

74 >>>Sure there was. The whole thing wad frivolous. It was tourism. It wasn't some necessary thing.
And NONE OF THAT IS A BAD THING! It's okay. It can be frivolous *and* totally cool and worth doing. Have at it! I would, if I had the money and opportunity. Bask in it. Enjoy the frivolity.


exactly. It's the kind of thing you'd say "Oh, that's neat" about.

But they want more than that. They want to be called Space Heroes.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (KRtlO)

75 Yeah... going down on the Disneyland Submarine ride, was JUST the same as being on a Los Angeles class sub!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM (QAkQ3)
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Be grateful that submarine ride isn't all that much like the real thing.

Posted by: Hamish Harding at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (yjAVs)

76
Yeah, Bill Nelson looked like a mannequin. Creepy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (RGjYe)

77 Yeah... going down on the Disneyland Submarine ride, was JUST the same as being on a Los Angeles class sub!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM

No, it's not the same.

Disneyland submariners get to see a number of attractive mermaids.

Navy submariners get to see Grotopotomii and Bremerloes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (0sNs1)

78 61 Bezos finally achieved his dream of giving the rocket to six girls at once.
It's all uphill from here, buddy...
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 17, 2025 04:49 PM (VJc7E)

Yeah.... he had to send that many womenz, because none of them would allow a real 're-entry'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (QAkQ3)

79 My older brother has been calling these broads "Estronauts," which has been cracking me up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 04:52 PM (BI5O2)

80 74 exactly. It's the kind of thing you'd say "Oh, that's neat" about.

But they want more than that. They want to be called Space Heroes.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (KRtlO)

========

Dude Perfect went to space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXXlSG-du7c

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 17, 2025 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

81 >>>Please return your seat backs and tray tables to their upright position.
Posted by: Diogenes

so how long have you been an astronaut for? You seem to have all the training.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2025 04:52 PM (KRtlO)

82 That's like saying flying to Paris as a United passenger is the same is being the pilot.
Posted by: PaleRider

Only in Airplane! oh, and Zero Hour!.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 04:52 PM (ctrM5)

83 Are any of the other ladies whining or do they have a shred of self awareness?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 04:52 PM (VofaG)

84 I made a breakfast burrito this morning therefore I'm a Michelin starred chef.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2025 04:52 PM (2UnvF)

85 Attention Whores gonna do anything for attention. American popular culture has devolved to entertainers (that's you, too, Gayle King) pretty much being the heroes.

I'd love to hear a real astronaut who commanded Space Shuttle missions tell King she should have simply enjoyed the free ride then STFU. Problem is, none will because of the Race Card that King and Sharpton, et. al., are ready to play and the Media is ready to use.

Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (aBgBM)

86
NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe

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Is that rocket scientist or 'rocket scientist?'

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (Ijbq0)

87 I did the Pirate Cove at Disney. I am a Pirate!!

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (g47mK)

88 Very much Stolen Valor for the King scrunt to compare her tourist jaunt to Alan Shepard's flight. He was riding on new and virtually untested equipment, and spent a lot more time in the vacuum of space. And had to endure a lot more G's both going and coming back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (8zz6B)

89
Please Notice that this billion-dollare Amusement Ride Stunt got FAR MORE Fake News coverage than SpaceX's Dragon RESCUING real astronauts a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (RGjYe)

90 >>>Yeah the rocket flew itself and it was space tourism. But if I had been invited to join the flight with Bezos, or my employer picking up the tab? I would have accepted that invite in a heartbeat and I would be gushing about the experience afterwards, although not claiming it made me an actual astronaut.

Yup. I don't even feel they should get much credit for being "brave" because almost every person who could pass the physical, who does not have younger children still to raise, would do it.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (KRtlO)

91 Yeah... going down on the Disneyland Submarine ride, was JUST the same as being on a Los Angeles class sub!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2025 04:45 PM

No, it's not the same.

Disneyland submariners get to see a number of attractive mermaids.


I went on that ride when I was about 5. I thought it was the greatest thing I would ever experience. I rode it again at about 35. It was...anticlimactic.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (s8j++)

92 Please return your seat backs and tray tables to their upright position.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2025 04:50 PM

Every Thread has a buzz killer. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

93 >>>79 My older brother has been calling these broads "Estronauts," which has been cracking me up.

good one.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (KRtlO)

94 Did the girls get astronaut wings for their little stunt?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (Q4IgG)

95 Skyrockets in Flight

Afternoon delight

on the Dickrocket

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (NtVYv)

96 FSU shooting press conference just finished.

2 dead, 6 wounded victims. Suspect was shot and wounded, so total of nine. Suspect will not speak to investigators. No information concerning the innocent victims was released. LEO information is that the suspect likely acted alone.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (rj6Yv)

97 British version: Oestronauts.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2025 04:54 PM (KRtlO)

98 >>I am a Pirate!!


Me Too!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 17, 2025 04:54 PM (F30Ty)

99 Disneyland submariners get to see a number of attractive mermaids.

Navy submariners get to see Grotopotomii and Bremerloes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (0sNs1)


Hey!
Don't be bashing all Bremerloes.
Some of them sneak over from Pig Har...errr...I mean Gig Harbor.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2025 04:54 PM (W/lyH)

100 >>>Please Notice that this billion-dollare Amusement Ride Stunt got FAR MORE Fake News coverage than SpaceX's Dragon RESCUING real astronauts a couple of weeks ago.

yup!

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2025 04:54 PM (KRtlO)

101 They learned nothing from Barbara Streisand

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 04:54 PM (rlK7S)

102 From the Wikipedia entry on Hamish Harding, the British billionaire who died when the OceanGate Titan imploded:

Harding flew to space as part of the suborbital Blue Origin NS-21 mission, on 4 June 2022, on the fifth crewed spaceflight of the New Shepard rocket. After travelling to space, he advocated for space tourists (paid recreational spaceflight passengers) to be called astronauts. He also advocated for the United Arab Emirates to expand its space programme

Why is this relevant? Because Harding, like King, chafed at being described as what he was: a tourist.

Not just a man, but a billionaire white man! *He* was a tourist, too, Gayle, and he wasn't happy about his trip being called what it was: tourism. But it *was* called that, and so was he.

So stuff it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:54 PM (yjAVs)

103 She also addressed liberal critics who complained about the environmental impact, saying that Bezos' mission with Blue Origin was to discover if the rocket would be able to take waste from Earth into space to "make our planet cleaner."

It launched well under a ton of "waste" to the dizzying altitude of "it's all coming back down". And we proved over half a century ago that rockets can carry payloads.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 04:54 PM (ExV1e)

104 I wouldn't be a co-passenger with Bezo's lady. All I could think of would be how this would be a perfect way to get rid of her if he wanted.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (VofaG)

105 Sing it, Gayle!

I'm an astronaut and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra

Posted by: m at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (CQE5S)

106 Several of them are AstroDogs. And probably have more fleas than Laika.

Posted by: Shelter Skelter at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (G5+As)

107 >>My older brother has been calling these broads "Estronauts," which has been cracking me up.


CosmoNOTs

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (F30Ty)

108 This pathically named "space adventure" was basically what the carnies call a ride on the "drop tower".

Posted by: sidney at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (Uy/WF)

109 History might be a foreign country to them. Sally Ride was in 1983. Judith Resnik and Christa McCauliffe were on the Challenger. Never mind going back so far as Valentina. It really does feel like Stolen Valor in a way.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (zS4/f)

110 FSU shooting press conference just finished.

2 dead, 6 wounded victims. Suspect was shot and wounded, so total of nine. Suspect will not speak to investigators. No information concerning the innocent victims was released. LEO information is that the suspect likely acted alone.
Posted by: mrp

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PLACE YOUR BETS

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (rlK7S)

111 109 History might be a foreign country to them. Sally Ride was in 1983. Judith Resnik and Christa McCauliffe were on the Challenger. Never mind going back so far as Valentina. It really does feel like Stolen Valor in a way.
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (zS4/f)

======

"I'm the first female action hero!"
-Jennifer Lawrence, direct quote

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (GBKbO)

112 >FSU shooting press conference just finished.

2 dead, 6 wounded victims. Suspect was shot and wounded, so total of nine. Suspect will not speak to investigators. No information concerning the innocent victims was released. LEO information is that the suspect likely acted alone.

Miami Channel 6 reports that 20 year old suspect is son of a Leon County Sherriff's Office deputy.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (rJ48h)

113 What Gayle, no love for the hidden numbers chicks? Wasted opportunity to toot their horn too.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (5SvjB)

114 The real science experiment was the friends they made along the way.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (Wsfdl)

115 Didn't one of you Moron note that they were titular (heh) crew for liability purposes?

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (jc0TO)

116 I'm sure Bezos is a business whiz, but he's also eat up with dweebitude.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (paSBy)

117 >>>Did Gayle take her protein pill and put her helmet on?

I am proud to say I have done both.

Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (KRtlO)

118 Shatner’s ride was so much more well-received because he didn’t make it about himself, but instead about what a profound experience it was for him.

Posted by: Open Channel D at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (gc4xM)

119 118 Shatner’s ride was so much more well-received because he didn’t make it about himself, but instead about what a profound experience it was for him.
Posted by: Open Channel D at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (gc4xM)

=======

I think people actually like Shatner, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

120 Bezos' mission with Blue Origin was to discover if the rocket would be able to take waste from Earth into space to "make our planet cleaner."
_______________

They shouldn't characterized those women as "waste."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

121 Very much Stolen Valor for the King scrunt to compare her tourist jaunt to Alan Shepard's flight. He was riding on new and virtually untested equipment, and spent a lot more time in the vacuum of space. And had to endure a lot more G's both going and coming back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (8zz6B)
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The Redstone was more reliable than the Titan at that time, but there was still a definite nonzero chance that it could have gone up in a ball of flame.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (6K6Eu)

122 I drove to work this morning so basically I'm a NASCAR driver.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (2UnvF)

123 It's a rocket, of course it's a ride.
I bet more than one astronaut had to be reminded by NASA to quit "YeeHaw"ing.

Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (FhXTo)

124 WHY DIDN'T THEY INCLUDE DYLAN MULVANEY ON THAT FLIGHT??

H8RZ!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (wtvvX)

125 I'm sure Bezos is a business whiz, but he's also eat up with dweebitude.

He's desperately jealous of Elon.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (s8j++)

126 117 >>>Did Gayle take her protein pill and put her helmet on?

Actually her experiment was to see what happens when she spit the protein instead of swallowing it.

Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (fO4QD)

127 I'd take King seriously if she didn't call it the rearentry capsule.

Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (sc/U/)

128 They shouldn't characterized those women as "waste."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (YqDXo)
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Why not?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (yjAVs)

129 There was that one time I got really REALLY high.

Posted by: Keith Richards at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM (gKWVE)

130 My older brother has been calling these broads "Estronauts," which has been cracking me up.
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I don't get it.

Posted by: Estrus McGee at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM (paSBy)

131 I'd take King seriously if she didn't call it the rearentry capsule.
Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 04:57 PM (sc/U/)
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Oh, come now. We both know that's not true. You wouldn't take King seriously anyway!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM (yjAVs)

132 180 seconds in "space." There are people who can hold their breath for longer than that.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM (bNf8H)

133 OUT: Astronauts
IN: Estronauts
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2025 04:47 PM (wtvvX)

Katy Perry may be the only one of that bunch who has enough estrogen left to show on the dipstick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (8zz6B)

134 By the way, Gayle King also claims that someone aboard the capsule did "science" experiments or something.

On an 10 minute ride. With only three of those minutes in what people are calling "the very lowest level of what can charitably called 'space.'"

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Did she fart and catch it in a bag in her space suit?

Posted by: Decaf at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (unUNN)

135 You're space tourists, honeys. That's all. Sheesh, everyone is so desperate for validation, it's embarrassing.

A guy commented and said if being in a spaceship for three minutes makes you an astronaut, then when it comes to sex and women he's a gynecologist.

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (M6ZCM)

136
What's funny is, for some reason, I'm suddenly way into listening sci-fi lit on audibooks. That's why yesterday I inquired about Douglas Murray on audiobook.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (RGjYe)

137 96 FSU shooting press conference just finished.

2 dead, 6 wounded victims. Suspect was shot and wounded, so total of nine. Suspect will not speak to investigators. No information concerning the innocent victims was released. LEO information is that the suspect likely acted alone.
Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (rj6Yv)

Shooter was the son of a Leon County Sheriff Deputy (his mom). Had been trained on firearms. The handgun used was one that was department issued then purchased by her when she was given a new firearm. Phoenix Ikner. Participated in the Sheriff's office youth advisory council.
And this clown has invoked his fifth amendment rights.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (N39Ws)

138 Am I the only person with absolutely zero desire to into space?

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (jc0TO)

139 “I'd take King seriously if she didn't call it the rearentry capsule.”

That’s what galpal Oprah calls it during funtime.

Posted by: Open Channel D at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (gc4xM)

140 PLACE YOUR BETS
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (rlK7S)

It's a college. I have my nickel on "shiftless castabout neo-Marxist from the suburbs with a case of Stage IV necrotic soy dick and a ridiculous beard."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (BI5O2)

141 "I'm very disappointed and very saddened by it," the CBS host continued. "And I also say this, what it's doing to inspire other women and young girls, please don't ignore that."

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+1

Don't ignore this. People are rightfully making fun of these women, and they will make fun of you, too. And rightfully so.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (rlK7S)

142 Hillary Clinton was the MOST ACCOMPLISHED SECRETARY OF
STATE because she visited eleventy-billion countries.
________________

"She flew a million miles!"

Airline pilots: "Pffft."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

143 I had to do a little math earlier so I'm just like Einstein.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (2UnvF)

144 180 seconds in "space." There are people who can hold their breath for longer than that.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM

Truth.

Posted by: Huma at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (0sNs1)

145 PLACE YOUR BETS
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (rlK7S)

name sounded like a white boy from the X games.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (VofaG)

146 Shooter was the son of a Leon County Sheriff Deputy (his mom).

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(whistles nonchalantly)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (rlK7S)

147 117 >>>Did Gayle take her protein pill and put her helmet on?

I am proud to say I have done both.

Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (KRtlO)

One of your best nics ever, Ace.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (wtvvX)

148 Miami Channel 6 reports that 20 year old suspect is son of a Leon County Sherriff's Office deputy.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (rJ48h)

I did hear it mentioned that the suspect's handgun was a surplus LEO weapon purchased by a deputy when the department transitioned to new firearms.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (rj6Yv)

149 On the last Mercury flight, the automated systems went down in orbit due to an electrical fault, which meant Gordon Cooper had to perform the reentry entirely manually, using only the joystick, his watch, the math he had to do in his head, and the stars he used as reference points through the periscope and the capsule window. His was the most accurate landing of all the Mercury flights.

If he got it wrong, he would either burn up on reentry or skip like a stone into space. He didn't get it wrong.

That's an astronaut.

Posted by: troyriser at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (DPeYO)

150 A guy commented and said if being in a spaceship for three minutes makes you an astronaut, then when it comes to sex and women he's a gynecologist.
Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM

I spent nine months in that capsule, dammit.

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (jc0TO)

151
The narcissistic offensiveness of Gayle King and co is getting worse and worse. Comparing herself to Alan Shepard is just....no words.

It's like her taking a ride on Oprah's luxury private jet to Paris, and saying she's just like Charles Lindbergh. Or going on a hike in some national park and claiming she's just like fuckin' Lewis and Clark.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (w6EFb)

152 I think my picture should be next to Capt. Kirk at US Space Force Hq.

The so-called astronauts on Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo were all racist, sexist and homophobic males.

I was the first person of color into orbit with an IQ lower than 60.....

Posted by: General of all Space Forces Gayle King at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (7uGna)

153 "King, meanwhile, suggested misogyny could be at play as she likened her experience to -- wait for it -- that of astronaut Alan Shepard, the first American to travel to space."

Besides Shepard being able to take control, those were the early days where the risk was like 5000 times greater. There is not much risk for Blue Origin, but there is still some. Not sure I'd take the ride even for free ... maybe.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (Cus5s)

154 The universe is big. Really big.

Posted by: Douglas Adams at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (Zi/1w)

155 I saw Touched The Divine Feminine open for The Schoolboys at Harlem's Cooper Junior High School in 1954.

/About 25 years before my own time ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (u02ZM)

156 Correct me if I'm wrong, but is King still Oprah's bestie?

Of course, even that doesn't have the clout it used to have, even ten years ago.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (BHrzb)

157
On Youtube, you can find several BBC Radio sci-fi series. Amusing.

The Red Dwarf audiobook is quite enjoyable. "Rimmer" does a great job at reading.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (RGjYe)

158 "And I also say this, what it's doing to inspire other women and young girls, please don't ignore that."
______________

OnlyFans just faced an uptick in registrations. So inspiration - check!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

159 Katy Perry may be the only one of that bunch who has enough estrogen left to show on the dipstick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (8zz6B)

A singer making money by singing songs about bad choices in men goes up and down in a penis shaped rocket.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (N39Ws)

160 PLACE YOUR BETS
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 04:55 PM (rlK7S)

It's a college. I have my nickel on "shiftless castabout neo-Marxist from the suburbs with a case of Stage IV necrotic soy dick and a ridiculous beard."


We've already had the David Hogg post for the day.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (s8j++)

161 By the way, Gayle King also claims that someone aboard the capsule did "science" experiments or something.

On an 10 minute ride. With only three of those minutes in what people are calling "the very lowest level of what can charitably called 'space.'"

--------------

Did she fart and catch it in a bag in her space suit?
Posted by: Decaf at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (unUNN)
———————

In space, no one can hear you queef.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (5SvjB)

162 And had to endure a lot more G's both going and coming back.
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I read yesterday that Shepard hit 11 g's on re-entry. That's no cakewalk.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 17, 2025 05:02 PM (paSBy)

163 From the Telegraph UK.

"Police confirmed that two people had been killed and five others had been injured in the shooting at Florida State University (FSE) on Thursday.

The alleged gunman was a 20-year-old son of a Leon County sheriff deputy, police said.

“Unfortunately her son had access to one of her weapons and that was one of the weapons that were found at the scene,” an officer said."

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 05:02 PM (ctrM5)

164 Besides Shepard being able to take control, those were the early days where the risk was like 5000 times greater.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2025 05:01 PM (Cus5s)
_____________

Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

165 (holds up pre-printed sign demanding to know why they're paid 30% less than men)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 05:02 PM (rlK7S)

166 180 seconds in "space." There are people who can hold their breath for longer than that.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM

Truth.
Posted by: Huma at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM

I gagged out loud.

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 05:02 PM (jc0TO)

167 According to Melanie, "a thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide" and so therefore *all* rockets are cock-shaped.

But Bezo's cock rockets really look like they did on purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 05:02 PM (yjAVs)

168 Mae Jemison. Sheeesh. FIRST BLACK WOMAN ASTRONAUT!!!!! Did I mention she was the First Black Woman Astronaut? Important skill set.

I've forgotten the details after 30 years but I recall Jemison was not popular in the Astronaut Office and everyone at JSC who had had to interact with her was not disappointed to see her leave after her one Shuttle mission, STS-47, in 1992.

Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2025 05:02 PM (aBgBM)

169
Alan fuckin' Shephard pulled 6g's continous on ascent, and 11 g*damned g's on reentry.

Bezo's dildo ride is a commercial space tourist thrill ride, making going to "space", as you can barely define it by just getting above the Karman Line, and designed to be as safe as possible, and requiring *zero* skill of the passengers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 05:03 PM (w6EFb)

170 If the capsule didn't even have heat resistant tiles on it ..
Not a space flight, just an ego trip.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 17, 2025 05:03 PM (VJc7E)

171 I don't begrudge you a pastime but we also don't hand out Medals of Honor to people who kill 100 Germans via head-shot in Call of Duty.

---------------

"Danang Dick" Blumenthal hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 17, 2025 05:03 PM (u02ZM)

172 Alternate post title:

Women Are Now Equal To Chimps In Achievement
________________

Hey! Laika was female!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

173 I intend on making history by giving the "First Zero G" BJ to a transgender male....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at April 17, 2025 05:03 PM (iZ3wT)

174 Well, this person is apparently Not Like the Other Girls Giggling in Space:

NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe

And maybe this person, too:

film producer Kerianne Flynn

Posted by: m at April 17, 2025 05:03 PM (CQE5S)

175 In space, no one can hear you queef.

*feels shame for laughing at such juvenile humor*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (s8j++)

176 I pulled more G's on The Cyclone at Coney Island.

Posted by: Bensonhurst Benny at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (G5+As)

177 I'm sorry, I can't comment until the "Why It Matters" section of this post is added.

I'll overlook the lack of "Digging Deeper" for now as a class move by not taking a cheep segue into a P in V joke.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (JpbSW)

178 2 dead, 6 wounded victims. Suspect was shot and wounded, so total of nine. Suspect will not speak to investigators. No information concerning the innocent victims was released. LEO information is that the suspect likely acted alone.
Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (rj6Yv)

Any info on the name or species of the suspect?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (8zz6B)

179 I wouldn't get on that rocket for the payoff they got. If I'm going to do sit on a rocket that can explode on the pad I would have to at least be in space long enough to space walk.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (VofaG)

180 The "crew" designation is a liability dodge and everyone knows it.

I enjoy watching yacht videos. When the owner brings a nanny onboard, or a "personal trainer", or an assistant... they're called crew because there are regulations on the number of passengers. None of them have anything to do with the ship, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (ExV1e)

181 180 seconds in "space." There are people who can hold their breath for longer than that.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM
______________

Leave Kamala out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

182 Please tell me one of the chicks has "Baker" for her last name.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (rlK7S)

183 180 seconds in "space." There are people who can hold their breath for longer than that.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 17, 2025 04:58 PM

Truth.
Posted by: Huma at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM

Pikers.
--Monica Lewinsky

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (N39Ws)

184 >> But Bezo's cock rockets really look like they did on purpose.

I was looking into that. Is there any reason they had to do that. One answer is, well, they wanted a wide capsule with lots of room for the tourists inside, and the safe, vertical free-fall reentry might have needed a wide base. But the booster didn't need to be that wide.

But, they could've put some fairing or something to reduce the look. So, I think Bezos really did do it on purpose.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 05:05 PM (w6EFb)

185 Any info on the name or species of the suspect?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (8zz6B)
______________

No news is trenchant news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:05 PM (YqDXo)

186 Gayle King on her 11 minute space tour: "I'm so proud of me"

"I remembered to breathe for eleven minutes!"

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2025 05:05 PM (iSdyJ)

187 Big Deal Babes...


I have set the record for Farting more the 4 minutes straight.....

Hey man it really cleared out the Capital Building that day !!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2025 05:05 PM (c1UUT)

188 178
Any info on the name or species of the suspect?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (8zz6B)

See #137 above

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:05 PM (N39Ws)

189 OMFG Hogg does have a ridiculous beard! LOL what a fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (BI5O2)

190 What I want to know is, were they together long enough to sync up their cycles?

It's SCIENCE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (Zi/1w)

191 >>> +1
Don't ignore this. People are rightfully making fun of these women, and they will make fun of you, too. And rightfully so.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (rlK7S)

We're Americans, not Brits, Gayle. We're still legally allowed to mock people relentlessly who are puffed up with unearned self importance. It's the American way.

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (M6ZCM)

192 "I'm the first female action hero!"
-Jennifer Lawrence, direct quote
____

Get away from me, you b*tch!
-Ellen Ripley

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)

193 If he got it wrong, he would either burn up on reentry or skip like a stone into space. He didn't get it wrong.

That's an astronaut.
Posted by: troyriser
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He also went to sleep on the pad before launch and was woken up by Ground Control.

Then you have the Gemini flight that went spinning with Neil Armstrong and David Scott had to stop the 60 rpm spinning of the capsule in order to safely return.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (ctrM5)

194 FSU shooter is a white male, democrat of the Hogg variety and son of a police officer. Used the mother’s gun, the mother is the LEO.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (p4NUW)

195 Any info on the name or species of the suspect?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (8zz6B)

All I heard was "suspect" although as others have said, it looks like the shooter was the son of a sheriff's deputy.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (rj6Yv)

196 I was the first person of color into orbit with an IQ lower than 60.....
Posted by: General of all Space Forces Gayle King at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM


[ Ham and Enos have entered the chat ]

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (jc0TO)

197 137 96 FSU shooting press conference just finished.

2 dead, 6 wounded victims. Suspect was shot and wounded, so total of nine. Suspect will not speak to investigators. No information concerning the innocent victims was released. LEO information is that the suspect likely acted alone.
Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (rj6Yv)

Shooter was the son of a Leon County Sheriff Deputy (his mom). Had been trained on firearms. The handgun used was one that was department issued then purchased by her when she was given a new firearm. Phoenix Ikner. Participated in the Sheriff's office youth advisory council.
And this clown has invoked his fifth amendment rights.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 04:59 PM (N39Ws)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (CQE5S)

198 Tuna in a can.

Posted by: torabora at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (B9lk6)

199 All I got is the dick rocket barely penetrated space and the women screamed with joy all the way down.

And Butthead said, "hey baby" at the end.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (JpbSW)

200

Have You People never seen the Amazon logo?

Also, have you not noticed Bezos himself looks like a penis?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (RGjYe)

201 Oh let her have her minute of fame. Big deal.

Who knows, maybe someday she may really accomplish something.

Posted by: Case at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (OrSPY)

202 This was a publicity stunt. Not for King or etc. It was for Bezos. It's gotta be killing him to watch Elon dominate the airwaves.

As for King and her astronaut & training?

Reminds of the joke that they show you how to fasten your seat belt in air travel prior to departure. Just in case you haven't been in a car since 1956.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (FxH7T)

203 He (Shepard) was riding on new and virtually untested equipment,
——-

No, that isn’t true. Numerous un-manned flights were launched to test the booster and capsule (module). And a few chimps for further testing.

The big controversy at the time was whether humans should be part of space exploration at all, and if so, whether they would have anything to do. The complexity of launch and other maneuvers were such that nobody would be fast enough to complete all the tasks.

The joke was there would be two buttons on board. “Go to Moon” and “Return to Earth”.

Gordon Cooper’s flight showed what happens when the computers crash and good ole yankee ingenuity kicks in. Short circuits, thrusters inop, computer horked …. “things are kinda beginnin’ to stack up in here” he said. He manually setup the capsule for re-entry keeping it in the narrow band where he wouldn’t skip off into space, nor burn up in the atmosphere due to a too steep angle of “bite”. The Right Stuff

Posted by: Common Tater at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (7GeYi)

204 The silver lining is she just played the woman card and not the race card or did she?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (VofaG)

205 188 178
Any info on the name or species of the suspect?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 05:04 PM (8zz6B)

See #137 above
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:05 PM (N39Ws)

Shooter:
https://tinyurl.com/4e3ee3h6

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (N39Ws)

206 You know, we duplicated the same trajectory that Alan Shepard did back in the day.
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I've duplicated Charles Lindbergh's flight across the Atlantic dozens of times. I guess I'm a hero too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

207 Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) went to work with NASA in recruitment. According to Wiki (yes, I know) among those those she recruited were Sally Ride and Guion Bludford, the first African American to go into space. I think the original Star Trek had more influence...

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2025 05:08 PM (zS4/f)

208
I also think the Space Dog Laika was a female dog, so.

Laika probably was more qualified to seize the controls, too.




Laika, Soviet Space Bitch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2025 05:08 PM (y9nCu)

209 Alternate Headline: White Males Try -- But Still Fail -- To Position Black, Hispanic, and White Women For Success.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 17, 2025 05:08 PM (tUYq1)

210 This brunette in a one-piece is climbing onto a boat and therefore demands to be called a mariner:
http://tiny.cc/16wg001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2025 05:08 PM (yjAVs)

211 Blue Origin space tourism = Tramp Steamers.

Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 05:08 PM (sc/U/)

212 >> Can't wait to see the data that this experiment generated

With that crew? Maybe a sandwich?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:09 PM (Hi9VF)

213 198 Tuna in a can.
Posted by: torabora at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (B9lk6)

Shut it down. Thread winner.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:09 PM (N39Ws)

214 Did they argue over curtains for the windows?

Posted by: torabora at April 17, 2025 05:09 PM (B9lk6)

215 I for one think it's very uncharitable to throw shade at these wonderful women. They worked really hard to achieve their lifelong dream of Taking Up Space.

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 17, 2025 05:10 PM (KQlUW)

216 >> Lauren Sanchez, the body-positive icon and internationally beloved fiancée of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos,

..and more plastic parts than a Honda Civic.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:10 PM (Hi9VF)

217 194 FSU shooter is a white male, democrat of the Hogg variety and son of a police officer. Used the mother’s gun, the mother is the LEO.
Posted by: Piper
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What you are saying screams incel with daddy and mommy issues.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2025 05:10 PM (ctrM5)

218 This was truly a missed opportunity. They could have done two things with the ground crew that would have been entertaining.

1. All of the ground crew, at landing, was dressed up like the apes in the 1963 movie, Planet of the Apes.

2. Naked females (or dressed in leaves) with big sticks welcoming them home. While they were gone, every man disappeared, so the inhabitants are hoping that they're men to continue the species. If not, then they get beaten to reduce the population.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 05:10 PM (VNX3d)

219 The Apollo 13 Mission crew were limp dicks and Homo's compared to my 13-minute heroic flight that I paid 2 million dollars to ride and no training.

Posted by: Gayle King at April 17, 2025 05:10 PM (FDlb9)

220 Astrotwats. And an embarrassment to my sex.

ALSO, it really chaps my hide that Gayle King Winfrey couldn't wait to trash America -- the nation that made this useless scrunt a multimillionaire -- as soon as she hit the ground and opened her piehole.

Posted by: Beverly at April 17, 2025 05:10 PM (Epeb0)

221 "Journalist" Gayle King is now also an "astronaut," the talentless, corrupt hanger-on now claims.


And because I flew on a plane from DFW to Puerto Rico, I'm a pilot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (VG28W)

222 As the first man we shot into space, with a thousand things that could go wrong, Alan Shepard knew that there was at least a 10% chance he'd die.

With Gayle King, not so much ... More's the pity

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (Gqoy+)

223 Oh boy, I nailed it, except for the beard!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (BI5O2)

224 >> Can't wait to see the data that this experiment generated

With that crew? Maybe a sandwich?
Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:09 PM


Oh ... the cat's eaten it..

Posted by: Blue Origin at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (jc0TO)

225 Celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey and Khloe Kardashian were on hand to witness the historic* occasion, adding gravitas
.........................
😂 😂 😂

🤡

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (Gwy3q)

226 I swear this all started when I told Katy she could ride the Bezos rocket of love any time she wanted...wink wink.

Then she went to my girlfriend and told her and I had to pay all that money to send these 304s up on an actual space rocket instead.

I have to tell lil Jeff he doesn't get to do the thinking anymore...

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (t0Rmr)

227 The combined IQ of that crew was probably less than the dog.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (Hi9VF)

228 name sounded like a white boy from the X games.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (VofaG)

Photo shows a wedge-head white boy like David Hogg, with a small neckbeard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 05:11 PM (8zz6B)

229 OMFG Hogg does have a ridiculous beard! LOL what a fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 05:06 PM (BI5O2)
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His chin looks like a 13 year-old girl's you-know-what.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

230 I think the experience was about Botox in space and breast implant maintenance in zero gravity.

These bitches need to go away. They sound ridiculous

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 17, 2025 05:12 PM (vK/Ja)

231 Celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey and Khloe Kardashian were on hand to witness the historic* occasion, adding gravitas

If they got Stacey Abrams there too they'd have to factor in time dilation with all that gravitas...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2025 05:12 PM (t0Rmr)

232 They should have named that capsule “Tart”

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:12 PM (Hi9VF)

233 >> All of the ground crew, at landing, was dressed up like the apes in the 1963 movie, Planet of the Apes.


SpaceX actually did that with one of the Dragon recoveries. The recovery crew all put on ape masks when they opened the hatch. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 05:12 PM (w6EFb)

234 His chin looks like a 13 year-old girl's you-know-what.

Meh, you just make sure Jeff has them shaved first.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 17, 2025 05:12 PM (t0Rmr)

235 >>> OMFG Hogg does have a ridiculous beard! LOL what a fag.

By beard, do you mean a woman he's pretending to date, or facial hair? Because it could be either the way you worded it, and because it's Hogg.

If it's facial hair, beta lib males are using it as a prop to try and butch themselves up a bit, to compete in a Trump run era. It's the equivalent of wearing plaid in Portland.

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (5sg/j)

236 herself to Alan Shepard is just....no words.

It's like her taking a ride on Oprah's luxury private jet to Paris, and saying she's just like Charles Lindbergh. Or going on a hike in some national park and claiming she's just like fuckin' Lewis and Clark.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (w6EFb)

If she ever had to defrost the freezer (I kid, she has people to do that for her), she would claim she's just like Ernest Shackleton.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (Aqu9a)

237 Celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey and Khloe Kardashian were on hand to witness the historic* occasion, adding gravitas
______________

If there's one thing Winfrey's got, it's gravitational attraction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

238 Just in case you haven't been in a car since 1956.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 17, 2025 05:07 PM (FxH7T

Lol, my uncle removed the driver and passenger seat belts because they were uncomfortable and dug into his hip. When we rode with him he would tell us kids to just mash the seatbelts down into the seats if they bothered is. This was early 90s.

Posted by: mishdog at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (Hzymx)

239 11 Did they even pass the Mendoza Kármán line?

Posted by: toby928 at April 17, 2025 04:41 PM (jc0TO)
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Wait, did somebody put a Karmann-Ghia into Space?

Posted by: Ciampino - what does VW say? at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (sPQoU)

240
This was truly a missed opportunity. They could have done two things with the ground crew that would have been entertaining.

1. All of the ground crew, at landing, was dressed up like the apes in the 1963 movie, Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 05:10 PM (VNX3d)


It's not often that I laugh out loud, but you got me with that one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (y9nCu)

241 It’s like Ringling Brothers clown show, only with tits.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (Hi9VF)

242 Going on a cruise ship doesn't make you a sailor, being a passenger on a space tourist flight doen't make you an Astronaut.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2025 05:13 PM (htJYU)

243 I put on band aid on an owie on my finger.
I'm a Doctor!

Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (I9mZr)

244 Miss Piggy got there first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyBLqweIO8


Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (wtvvX)

245 207 Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) went to work with NASA in recruitment. According to Wiki (yes, I know) among those those she recruited were Sally Ride and Guion Bludford, the first African American to go into space. I think the original Star Trek had more influence...
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2025 05:08 PM (zS4/f)

Wow! Supercool.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (CQE5S)

246 Can't wait to see the data that this experiment generated.

--------------

Proved that a chest-feeder can work in Zero G.

I'm surprised they didn't invite Pete Bootygag ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (pGv7z)

247 This was truly a missed opportunity. They could have done two things with the ground crew that would have been entertaining.


Or...considering the airheads they sent up have Robert Duvall greet them on landing and hand them red cloaks...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (t0Rmr)

248 This post was longer than their ride.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (GqN6L)

249 Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) went to work with NASA in recruitment.
====

She also went through complete astronaut training.

Very good documentary about her called “Woman in Motion” on AppleTV, I think.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (+K1xO)

250 The only ring Bezos seems to be slamming is the ground. Dork.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (Hi9VF)

251 I deployed to the middle east on a C-141. Where is my Medal of Honor!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (Gwy3q)

252 Whoopie turned down her chance to go into space when they weighed her fat ass, and it exceeded the weight-thrust ratio to reach orbit

Posted by: Greg Gutfeld at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (A2iSa)

253 I've flown a plane before so I am totally Chuck Yeager.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (MGB5H)

254 If they got Stacey Abrams there too they'd have to factor in time dilation with all that gravitas...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2025 05:12 PM (t0Rmr)
_______________

Too big a payload for that rocket. It's the "Lizzo barrier."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

255 214 Did they argue over curtains for the windows?
Posted by: torabora at April 17, 2025 05:09 PM (B9lk6


They had to delay the launch 20 minutes cause Gayle was still putting on her make up, and the after they got in the capsule, she had to run back in to the space center to get her purse.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (OA79/)

256 Miami Channel 6 reports that 20 year old suspect is son of a Leon County Sherriff's Office deputy.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (rJ48h)

So... 20 years old. Male. Anything else to report?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (ExV1e)

257 Wait, you're telling me Armageddon wasn't an accurate movie about astronaut training? My world is in pieces!

Posted by: Octochicken at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (oCS0o)

258 Blue Origin's Marie Antoinette reentry space capsule.
Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (sc/U/)

------------------

I knew it was something like that but couldn't put it into words as you did.

Posted by: Decaf at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (unUNN)

259 Astronaut? No, Gayle is an assholenaut. "the historical significance of the space flight" Give me a break. Maybe if you consider that it consisted of 6 vapid females riding on a kiddie ride up and then down.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (JcXec)

260 Out: Apollo 11

In: Bezos 304

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (t0Rmr)

261 >PLACE YOUR BETS

Did you win?

>>@saras76

>>Florida State shooter Phoenix Ikner was extremely anti-Trump and pro Palestine.

>>"I think it’s a little too late, Trump is already going to be inaugurated on Jan. 20 and there’s not really much you can do unless you outright revolt" FSUNews

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (viF8m)

262 This Phoenix Ikner character was a poli sci major (of course) who attended anti-Trump and anti-Israel protests (of course) and said the only to stop Orangeman was open revolt.

It's like I have a crystal ball, guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (BI5O2)

263 Or...considering the airheads they sent up have Robert Duvall greet them on landing and hand them red cloaks...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (t0Rmr)
__________________

Or people wearing gorilla masks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

264 I turned off the hose. That makes me a plumber.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (Zi/1w)

265 "Space is going to finally be glam," Perry told Elle magazine before the launch. "We are going to put the 'ass' in astronaut."

Yeah, she hasn't aged quite as well as other singer/starlets. She missed her "space glam" window by about 15 years.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (NYpFH)

266 What science did the do on that flight?

- Will an all female crew "synchronize" in space?
- Does Silicone become more bouncy in zero gravity?
- Zero gravity effect on botox.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 17, 2025 05:16 PM (GqN6L)

267 But it's Grrrrrl Power!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 17, 2025 05:16 PM (dg+HA)

268 What science did the do on that flight?

Well, i guessed a girl and I liked it

Posted by: Katy Perry at April 17, 2025 05:16 PM (t0Rmr)

269 I heard that put a Zero-G Vagina tube inflator to make Gayle's ride more erotic.....

Posted by: Greg Gutfeld at April 17, 2025 05:16 PM (A2iSa)

270 Just imagine you’re one of the high IQ woman scientists or physicists who helped build this spacecraft. Then you have to watch the retarded version of the spice girls become the crew.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:16 PM (Hi9VF)

271 Do you want to know what a real female astronaut looks like?

Check out the Wikipedia entry for Judith Resnick, one of the two women who died in the Challenger disaster. That was a superwoman.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 17, 2025 05:17 PM (anL7l)

272 262 This Phoenix Ikner character was a poli sci major (of course) who attended anti-Trump and anti-Israel protests (of course) and said the only to stop Orangeman was open revolt.

It's like I have a crystal ball, guys.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (BI5O2)

So this whole incident will disappear in .......3....2....1

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:17 PM (N39Ws)

273
The Karman line is 100km, ~62 miles. The Dildo head capsule hits an apogee just a bit above that.

Note it is almost straight up and straight down trajectory. The capsule lands about ~2 mi from the launch pad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 05:17 PM (w6EFb)

274 We duplicated the same trajectory that Alan Shepard did

He went 116 miles up, you did 68. The only thing you duplicated was the ass print on the seat cushion.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2025 05:17 PM (iSdyJ)

275 This Phoenix Ikner character was a poli sci major (of course) who attended anti-Trump and anti-Israel protests (of course) and said the only to stop Orangeman was open revolt.

It's like I have a crystal ball, guys.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 05:15 PM (BI5O2)

The other shoe to drop will be the report on the victims. May God bless and protect them.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2025 05:17 PM (rj6Yv)

276 I watched that most recent Star Wars movie:

1. I am an expert masochist
2. I am an expert space traveler
3. I am a destroyer of worlds via "wokism"

Also, I drove through Germantown, Pa recently, and therefore qualify as a thrill seeker with a death wish.

Posted by: Orson at April 17, 2025 05:18 PM (dIske)

277 269 I heard that put a Zero-G Vagina tube inflator to make Gayle's ride more erotic.....
Posted by: Greg Gutfeld at April 17, 2025 05:16 PM (A2iSa)

Then why didn't Gwyneth Paltrow get the chance to fly?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2025 05:18 PM (N39Ws)

278 Then you have to watch the retarded version of the spice girls become the crew.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:16 PM (Hi9VF)

Gayle King? I don't recall "Old Lesbo Spice" in the original lineup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 05:18 PM (BI5O2)

279 I also think the Space Dog Laika was a female dog, so.

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"The First Sextet of Bitchezzz Into Space, Bitchezzz!"

/I saw The First Sextet of Bitchezzz open for ...

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 17, 2025 05:18 PM (pGv7z)

280 194 FSU shooter is a white male, democrat of the Hogg variety and son of a police officer. Used the mother’s gun, the mother is the LEO.
Posted by: Piper
______________

So ... Dad is out of the picture?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

281 Nood. Stabby murderer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 05:19 PM (ExV1e)

282 Space X is headed for Mars. What’s next for Blue Origin- a flight over next year’s Coachella?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:19 PM (Hi9VF)

283 I also think the Space Dog Laika was a female dog, so.
______________

Yep. The first bitch in space. Literally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2025 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

284 "I'm very disappointed and very saddened by it," the CBS host continued. "And I also say this, what it's doing to inspire other women and young girls, please don't ignore that."

Yes, do please inspire other women and young girls to hook up with a billionaire who has very expensive toys you can ride. Of course, you have to "ride" him too every now and again and don't forget to give those very female empowering blowies to your ATM!

As I posted this morning, today, April 17th 1970, Apollo 13 splashed down in the Pacific Ocean after what could have been a very big disaster.

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2025 05:19 PM (oiNtH)

285 Ace called the next post, by the way. It came 40 minutes after this one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (anL7l)

286 They should sell ad space on that capsule. I’m thinking maybe Kotex and Midol would be naturals.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (Hi9VF)

287 I rode that 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Ride at Disney World many times. I'm a Submariner.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 17, 2025 04:51 PM (LOIQT)

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I am one and I didn't even know it. I was once on a tourist sub in Hawaii that went down 120 feet to the coral reef.

Posted by: Decaf at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (unUNN)

288 256 Miami Channel 6 reports that 20 year old suspect is son of a Leon County Sherriff's Office deputy.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2025 04:56 PM (rJ48h)

So... 20 years old. Male. Anything else to report?

Yes......

1. I voted for Trump
2. Loves the Gadsen Flag
3. Was developing a Tactical Nuke in the basement to kill
innocent Ragheads
4. Like Gladiator movies
5. Likes biological women with large breasts and round
plump ass

Posted by: CNN at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (WKgpm)

289 Gayle King is a Hoodratnaut. Bitch better have my money.

The story I tell is so incomplete
Five kids in the house, no food to eat
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Mama's next door getting high...

Posted by: Too Short at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (R/m4+)

290 248 This post was longer than their ride.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 17, 2025 05:14 PM (GqN6L)

Ha!

Posted by: m at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (CQE5S)

291 Gonna get tendinitis from constantly patting themselves on the back.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is female empowerment manifest at April 17, 2025 05:21 PM (TbWk/)

292 It's basically the equivalent of going on some new ride at Disneyland.

Posted by: Leupold at April 17, 2025 04:46 PM (4pwAx)
----
Heck of a lot more dangerous than a Disney Park ride.
You are sitting on top of thousands of gallons of fuel and LOX. They like to explode when mixed so if anything goes wrong ....

Posted by: Ciampino - making too much of this - smacks of envy at April 17, 2025 05:21 PM (sPQoU)

293 285 Ace called the next post, by the way. It came 40 minutes after this one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (anL7l)

He's too good to us.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2025 05:21 PM (CQE5S)

294 So Gayle King says she's an astronaut. I can make this a true statement by removing all but the first syllable of that word...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 17, 2025 05:21 PM (IY+he)

295 >>saying that Bezos' mission with Blue Origin was to discover if the rocket would be able to take waste from Earth into space to "make our planet cleaner."

Out of ALL the Idiotic Things I've heard from these leftoids, this has to take the cake and sit in it, too.

Do they have No Idea how many thousands of dollars per pound it takes to lift anything into orbit, let alone to send it out of Earth's gravity well??

Posted by: Beverly at April 17, 2025 05:21 PM (Epeb0)

296 Hilarious, Ace. Glad you are not done with these space bimbos.

The only "experiment" Oprah's lesbo girlfriend could have managed was to see if her diaper worked, based on all the screaming when the "capsule" aka plastic dome tent, landed.

Gail, I think the pee/poop deal was tested with Alan Shephard who really went to space. Also by the astronaut who drove across the country to murder her boyfriend.

I guess her ag experiment was...ok, hell, I don't know. How do wighats and fake boobs react to a few minutes of zero gravity? Are your fillers/Botox misplaced or turned to stone?

I forget what they paid for this vanity flight and their little uniforms with patches. I think around $65k?
Peace out. Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

https://tinyurl.com/akx6mhwb

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 17, 2025 05:22 PM (6PCLE)

297 I had a fat chick for a girlfriend. I'm a manatee.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2025 05:22 PM (qwx/I)

298
Out of ALL the Idiotic Things I've heard from these leftoids, this has to take the cake and sit in it, too.

Do they have No Idea how many thousands of dollars per pound it takes to lift anything into orbit, let alone to send it out of Earth's gravity well??
Posted by: Beverly at April 17, 2025 05:21 PM (Epeb0)


Yep. That is the dumbest thing I ever heard.

I guess it didn't work though cause Gayle king is back and flapping her pie hole nonstop.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 17, 2025 05:24 PM (OA79/)

299 286 They should sell ad space on that capsule. I’m thinking maybe Kotex and Midol would be naturals.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2025 05:20 PM (Hi9VF)

Trojan should buy an ad.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 17, 2025 05:26 PM (OA79/)

300 Please Notice that this billion-dollare Amusement Ride Stunt got FAR MORE Fake News coverage than SpaceX's Dragon RESCUING real astronauts a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 04:53 PM (RGjYe)

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The media decided that those two had to be punished by telling the truth about Biden abandoning them and then the unforgivable act of being rescued by Elon Musk. They would have been subjected to more punishment but publicity blackout was all that could be legally done to them.

Posted by: Decaf at April 17, 2025 05:26 PM (unUNN)

301 The longer these females demand scientific respect for their "brave ride", the more ridiculous they appear.

I'm watching a bald eagle chomping on a dead raccoon someone apparently shot last night, on my pond levee. There were seven turkey vultures were swarming around today but for some reason they didn't think it had "marinated" enough ... I guess.

Seems kinda late for bald eagles, but some do stay year round. I think they've taken a couple of my chickens in previous winters.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2025 05:27 PM (Cus5s)

302 If they weren't vapid narcissists devoid of self-awareness they could have developed some good will by simply talking up how amazing a flight it was and recognizing all the brave men and women who made it possible. But NO they have to piss it away by pretending they're all Alan Shepherd and demanding adulation.

Posted by: Somewhere their publicist is guzzling everclear at April 17, 2025 05:30 PM (TbWk/)

303 >> Out: Apollo 11


IN: Monistat 7

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2025 05:32 PM (F30Ty)

304 Neither Valentina Tereshkova nor Svetlana Savitskaya deigned to comment on this clown show - 'asstronauts' indeed!

Posted by: Eddie Willers at April 17, 2025 05:36 PM (st6Fa)

305 Do you want to know what a *real* astronaut is? It's someone like José Hernandez - a man who came from a family of migrant farm workers, who worked his ass off to get his degree in engineering, who worked his ass off to be accepted into NASA's core of astronauts, who worked his ass off to fly a Space Shuttle mission in 2009. *That* is an astronaut - someone for whom I have enormous respect. My brother-in-law, who worked with real astronauts, calls them "supermen", and given what they've done, I have to agree. These women are what I would be if I had the coin to buy a seat on a Blue Origin flight: passengers. It's something I would love to do, and I'm sure it was a life-enhancing experience for them, but for these passengers to claim that they're somehow on the same plane as Hernandez is absurd.

Posted by: Nemo at April 17, 2025 05:50 PM (4RPgu)

306 That's an astronaut.
Posted by: troyriser at April 17, 2025 05:00 PM (DPeYO)

And they never let Gordo fly again after he buzzed the Cape Canaveral control tower in his F-106 at about 2nd story level.

Posted by: front toward enemy at April 17, 2025 06:00 PM (TIizU)

307 When Alan Shepard took his "ride" in space, he had about a 50-50 chance of surviving. And he knew it. These women who took the ride in space had much better survival odds: probably 99%+.

Also, the Mercury astronauts were highly trained pilots who could control the capsule using controls built into the capsule. Some of the Mercury astronauts did use those controls, although the vehicle was normally controlled from the ground.

The two flights are not nearly equivalent.

Posted by: Ralph at April 17, 2025 06:15 PM (8WZD4)

308 She also addressed liberal critics who complained about the environmental impact, saying that Bezos' mission with Blue Origin was to discover if the rocket would be able to take waste from Earth into space to "make our planet cleaner."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Excuse me, WHAT ? Now someone imagines that it is somehow cost effective to use multi million dollar rocket launches (each of them paid $28 million for the ride) to send garbage into space ?

Are you SHITTING me ? Dispose of garbage properly and you have no need to spend millions to send garbage into space.

Posted by: deadrody at April 17, 2025 06:48 PM (qf6NU)

309 I’m sure Tom Wolfe wouldn’t mind an update to the “The Right Stuff” with a chapter dedicated to these heroines.

Posted by: Esteve at April 17, 2025 07:08 PM (weH2K)

310 traveling to space with breast implants and lip filler

How about being in an oxygen-rich atmosphere wearing makeup? I guess no one was worried about "This Girl Is On Fire."

Posted by: GWB at April 17, 2025 07:32 PM (jEgmA)

311 When I used to take my kid on a car ride, we got her a little steering wheel, you know, so she could pretend to drive the car.

Yes, these adult humans are just that stupid.

Posted by: El Mariachi at April 17, 2025 08:08 PM (D1vbu)

312 I mean, the massive irony of it. Designed and built by men and looking just like a giant dick...the women got very excited when they saw the rocket...very excited. Except for the gay ones who said "what's that?"

Posted by: El Mariachi at April 17, 2025 08:10 PM (D1vbu)

313 So, of the women who flew, haw many drove themselves to the launch site? 1? 2? And how many had to be driven?

Posted by: El Mariachi at April 17, 2025 08:11 PM (D1vbu)

314 Did Katy Perry pilot the private plane that flew her to New Mexico?

Posted by: El Mariachi at April 17, 2025 08:12 PM (D1vbu)

315 Honestly, I was much more excited when Shatner flew the same rocket.

Posted by: El Mariachi at April 17, 2025 08:13 PM (D1vbu)

316 I went to Space Camp with my kids, twice!
Still have not received my Astronaut Pension Check!!!

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 17, 2025 10:12 PM (l1cUn)

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