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A Japanese commercial for Mouse. I didn't know what "Mouse" was before the commercial and I don't know after, either.

A drone gets a little too close to the action (IG).

These homeless bum squatter bears are out of control (IG).

Forest firefighters dump water on to a blaze as a fan watches. (IG)

Jealous doggos (IG).

Cool looking magic trick, but the technique, as usual is dumb. (IG). This is why they say "never tell your magic secrets." It's because the secret is usually dumb.

FDC Willard, the world's greatest scientist who is also cat. (IG)

BTW, I know some of you don't like Instagram (IG) posts. I'm linking them, though, because it's hard to find good photos on Twitter now. Most searches for "photography" turn up videos and pictures of Japanese "models" and likely prostitutes. (Who are not hot -- so don't bother looking.)

So I go to Instagram to find photos, and wind up finding videos I don't want to waste, so I post them. It's hard to find photos on IG now, too, unfortunately.

Sure he's only benching an empty bar but you gotta admire the focus.

In Sweden, it's Moose Migration Season. Remember to set your clocks back, Mooses.

Four-year-old plays Beethoven.

Rescued lioness touches grass for first time.

Emotional support photo.

The family that bikes each other likes each other.

Double-O Seven Month Old.

The CIA's former head of disguise -- who is coincidentally married to the CIA agent who ran the "Argo" op -- always claims that the CIA have these "five-second disguises" you can just put on and fool people so long as they're not closely inspecting you. She claims these masks can fool a person even if he's "within three or four feet of you."

I kinda thought she was exaggerating, but I guess not. Some guy posted his own latex disguise on X, and dang, it's pretty convincing.

Second look at Mission: Impossible?

A tree so huge that people had to build supports for its massive limbs.

More, more!

This poor Golden! Imagine having to listen to "Piano Man" every day!

Rescue rhinos:


Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

2 Yeet yeet yeet!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2025 07:35 PM (Q5Edw)

3 Oh, wow. That was fortuitous dumb luck.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:35 PM (77rzZ)

4 Good evening good people.

Fed the little guy today. He is so stinking cute - I can't stand it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2025 07:36 PM (vKNmo)

5 There should be an EO banning Emotional Support animals. Unless one is registered as a psycho and not allowed to drive, own firearms and property of any kind. Then you can have one.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:37 PM (g47mK)

6 Fed the little guy today. He is so stinking cute - I can't stand it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2025 07:36 PM (vKNmo)

Aw. So wonderful!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 17, 2025 07:37 PM (h7ZuX)

7 So, I guess Ace is not observing International Bat Day.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:38 PM (77rzZ)

8 HEYOOOO!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 17, 2025 07:38 PM (VJc7E)

9
Top pic:

been there

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2025 07:41 PM (AOsQT)

10 Congrats, Tonypete!

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:43 PM (77rzZ)

11 9 been there

But have you done that?

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:44 PM (77rzZ)

12 Mouse cost 39,000 yen.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:44 PM (VofaG)

13 Slow night tonight.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

14 More "Mouse" videos!

Making film of "Mouse Computer" new CM Starring NOGIZAKA 46 - Mai Shiraishi, Asuka Saito etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzyTOT-oDI

[ 日本廣告 ] Japan Mouse PC Commercial フルVer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5IP2MoeDE

Mouse Computer Commercial - Making Of - ENG SUB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr6Nq7cjpdM

MOUSE DINER [ENGLISH SUB] [FUNNY]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY106HaMggU

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 07:46 PM (9aVck)

15 I can only think of the crimes committed with the latex masks and prosthetics.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:47 PM (VofaG)

16 I just discovered that the previous owners did not use pipes with threads under the kitchen sink. They just jammed the pipes on, which fell off as I was draining the sink. I get to deal with a plumber tomorrow

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 07:47 PM (cvWHI)

17 "BTW, I know some of you don't like Instagram (IG) posts."

I learned how to use twitter because of your links. I'm earning Instagram the same way.

efff the haters. They can get their own blog if tey want. I like yours just fine.

Posted by: Kwak! at April 17, 2025 07:47 PM (89Sog)

18 You know who else liked lightning war..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 17, 2025 07:48 PM (rGob7)

19 I can only think of the crimes committed with the latex masks and prosthetics.

Gotten away with it so far!

Posted by: "Joe Biden" at April 17, 2025 07:49 PM (6+qrj)

20 You know who else liked lightning war..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Thor?
- Mike Tyson

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2025 07:49 PM (vKNmo)

21 7 So, I guess Ace is not observing International Bat Day.
Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:38 PM (77rzZ)
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I will!!!

The Baseball Bat Bros
Hitting with the TORPEDO BAT | Wood Baseball Bat Review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1xcd7CtYdU

Hitting with the EASTON DUB (Double Barrel) | USSSA Baseball Bat Review ‪@Padres‬
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8WLPMdNjuU

Can we hit the farthest ball ever hit at Petco Park? ‪@Padres‬
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwRsFVoO37Y

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 07:49 PM (9aVck)

22 I don't mind Instagram. I just can't get on it by just clicking the link.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:50 PM (VofaG)

23 Double-oh-seven month old reminds me of when my boy was that young. Good times.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 07:50 PM (nBNUK)

24 You know who else liked lightning war..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director


Very nice. *golf-thunderclap*

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2025 07:51 PM (n9MHj)

25 Thor?
- Mike Tyson
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2025 07:49 PM (vKNmo)

No, Hitler. And don’t call me Thorly!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 17, 2025 07:53 PM (rGob7)

26 Slow night tonight.
Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

Holy Thursday Mass.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 17, 2025 07:54 PM (rGob7)

27 Bogus on the lightning. Lightning travels at about 270,000 mph. That's nonsense in that video.

The audio is from a bad pron movie.

"What is that?" "Look at that."

Posted by: Orson at April 17, 2025 07:54 PM (dIske)

28 Wow, this snuck up on me, just got done supper
Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 07:55 PM (ypFCm)

29
Second look at Mission: Impossible?

Mission: Robbery

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

30 Mouse makes computer laptops and accessories in Japan.

The girls are in some kind of J-Pop group.

That's all I know.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:58 PM (6ydKt)

31 The huskies reminded me of 30 Days of Night . They sounded like the vampires.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 07:59 PM (VofaG)

32 If that mask is real, and not a switcheroo, it's damn good

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 07:59 PM (ypFCm)

33 Rancher's dog rescues 2-year-old boy who spent night alone in Arizona wilderness

https://tinyurl.com/a8hbrb3j
(NBC 4 - Washington)

Who's the good boy??
Buford is a good boy!!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 07:59 PM (6ydKt)

34
Mouse cost 39,000 yen.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Do you get fries with that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

35 I hear that cats have a theory about humans.

We evolved to feed them and empty their litter box.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 08:01 PM (VNX3d)

36
The guy with the mask turned himself into Rob Reiner. Why would anybody want to do that?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 17, 2025 08:02 PM (kf4RM)

37 I started to click on the cafe links, but customers walked in

Posted by: Miklos, illuminated by a big neon BAR OPEN sign at April 17, 2025 08:03 PM (UOzvC)

38 >>>I didn't know what "Mouse" was before the commercial and I don't know after, either.

Gotta watch the whole ad *attentively*. At the very end you see all the gals holding laptops and the banner text has in English 120 Gb and SSD.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 08:06 PM (klJTj)

39 We evolved to feed them and empty their litter box.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 08:01 PM (VNX3d)

They do give me a morning schedule since I retired.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:06 PM (VofaG)

40 Decadence came today in the form of a blackberry/ key lime pie.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 17, 2025 08:07 PM (yp8Vj)

41
Maybe the mask demo is AI.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 17, 2025 08:08 PM (kf4RM)

42 >>>These homeless bum squatter bears are out of control (IG).

Q. Does a bear shit in the woods?
A. Not if he can find a nice, comfortable pickup truck.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 08:08 PM (klJTj)

43 whoops, looks like my lightning video was an AI fake.

Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 17, 2025 08:09 PM (KRtlO)

44 The guy with the mask turned himself into Rob Reiner. Why would anybody want to do that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 17, 2025 08:02 PM (kf4RM)


You could be in public, say some really insane shit, and people would be like, "oh, that's just Rob Reiner, ignore him."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 08:09 PM (ExV1e)

45 >>Bogus on the lightning. Lightning travels at about 270,000 mph. That's nonsense in that video.
The audio is from a bad pron movie.

yeah, my bad.

Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 17, 2025 08:09 PM (KRtlO)

46 what's wrong with this picture of Trump and Meloni?

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/
1913007545205031061

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2025 08:10 PM (AOsQT)

47 Here's another Mouse commercial, with better quality and 60 seconds long:

https://youtu.be/8YvgUouPio0

The girls are so cute and I love the way they pronounce "Mousu"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 08:12 PM (6ydKt)

48 Went and saw Warfare today. Holy cow! Talk about pulse pounding non stop go.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 08:13 PM (MGB5H)

49 okay I deleted the AI clip and added a different one.

Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 17, 2025 08:13 PM (KRtlO)

50 Thanks, Ace!

Happy weekend! Happy Easter! Get some rest!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 17, 2025 08:15 PM (/Ghsb)

51 Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 17, 2025 08:13 PM (KRtlO)

You must have missed the added reader comment on the one you removed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

52 At the very end you see all the gals holding laptops and the banner text has in English 120 Gb and SSD.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 08:06 PM (klJTj)


Yup, these are several years old.
Thus the 120GB.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 08:16 PM (6ydKt)

53 >> what's wrong with this picture of Trump and Meloni?

Maybe she's looking at Elon behind the camera?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

54 Decadence came today in the form of a blackberry/ key lime pie.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 17, 2025 08:07 PM (yp8Vj)

Can you send her my way, please?

Posted by: RI Red at April 17, 2025 08:16 PM (+vDwr)

55 Fed the little guy today. He is so stinking cute - I can't stand it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2025 07:36 PM (vKNmo)

God makes 'em cute so you don't kill 'em. At least, not at 2 freaking 30 in the wee hours of the morning. Not then, anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2025 08:19 PM (a4NoL)

56 Trump & Meloni, 36 seconds, wait for it:

https://tinyurl.com/4f4w5uuz

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 08:19 PM (MGY3l)

57 53 >> what's wrong with this picture of Trump and Meloni?

Maybe she's looking at Elon behind the camera?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

Either that, or making sure that Melania can see she isn't making a move on Trump.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 08:19 PM (VNX3d)

58 55 Fed the little guy today. He is so stinking cute - I can't stand it.
Posted by: Tonypete
---

Grampa!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 08:20 PM (MGY3l)

59 Posted by: Ace, King Astronaut of the Fuck Rocket at April 17, 2025 08:09 PM (KRtlO)

You drove the giant dildo? Who knew?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (a4NoL)

60 Good evening

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (eZwyX)

61 Willowed:

Permanent resident card
Border crossing card
An acceptable photo ID issued by a federally recognized Tribal Nation/Indian Tribe, including Enhanced Tribal Cards (ETCs).
HSPD-12 PIV card
Foreign government-issued passport
Canadian provincial driver's license or Indian and Northern Affairs Canada card
Transportation worker identification credential
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Employment Authorization Card (I-766)
U.S. Merchant Mariner Credential
Veteran Health Identification Card (VHIC)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

———-

I love how foreigners have easier access to domestic travel than American citizens.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (aso4+)

62 Went and saw Warfare today. Holy cow! Talk about pulse pounding non stop go.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 08:13 PM (MGB5H)

I know it's a true story but I don't remember if it was publicized like other SEAL firefights. Did we lose anyone in the ambush? It really hits me on these true stories. Blackhawk Down , We Were Soldiers, etc.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (VofaG)

63 These homeless bum squatter bears are out of control (IG).

-

Speaking of, I saw an article yesterday from and by People Who Love Science talking about how apes were beginning to use human roads and paths to travel and such and how it's such a terrible thing for the apes.

The people that claim to believe in evolution are upset that animals aren't staying they way they like them, and they're trying to figure out ways to prevent them from being nature.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Were you taught the absurd lie that new animals lived on the Galapagos Islands? at April 17, 2025 08:22 PM (uW5Vz)

64 God makes 'em cute so you don't kill 'em.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2025 08:19 PM (a4NoL)

That's what my midwife told me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 17, 2025 08:23 PM (h7ZuX)

65
Giorgia is going to be the first Empress of Mars. Aka Space Mama.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:23 PM (w6EFb)

66 There's a steel fabricator in Waunakee, WI called Endres, and they have a huge goat pen out front, with all the babies every spring, and kids feed 'em veggies and other treats. This was a few blocks from our house, so the boy and I would spend literally hours there. The boy would explain to anybody who would listen that, "Goats have no manners." But they were endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2025 08:23 PM (a4NoL)

67 I think the "Mousu" in the Japanese ad turns out to be a laptop computer.

Or, "Persocom" (from personal computer), as they call it in the commercial. I think it was very, very briefly pictured beside the cat.

Posted by: KLA at April 17, 2025 08:24 PM (R1Eqe)

68 Japan gov't OKs emergency animal shooting bill amid bear attacks
Kyodo News

The Japanese government approved a bill to allow municipalities to authorize "emergency shootings" by hunters when dangerous animals enter populated areas amid rising cases of bear attacks. Japan reported a record high 219 casualties, including six deaths, from bear attacks in fiscal 2023 through March 2024.
The bill will designate dangerous animals by ordinance, with brown bears, black bears and wild boars likely to be on the list.
The bill will also set certain conditions for emergency shootings, such as when the quick capturing of an animal is difficult without the use of a firearm and there is no risk of bullets hitting people.
Local governments will provide compensation if a building is damaged by bullets.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 17, 2025 08:24 PM (9aVck)

69 60 Good evening
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (eZwyX)

Good evening to you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 17, 2025 08:27 PM (h7ZuX)

70 God makes 'em cute so you don't kill 'em.
Posted by: tcn in AK

-

I read a scientific paper years ago discussing that very thing. Essentially the first seven to ten years endear the child to the parents so that they'll endure the next seven to ten years until the child is out of the home. Without the heartwarming, wholesome goodness of the infant the teenage and young adult years would be much more likely to cause disruption / failure.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Were you taught the absurd lie that new animals lived on the Galapagos Islands? at April 17, 2025 08:28 PM (uW5Vz)

71
I just stumbled on this last night. In 1948, Werner Von Braun, after he was here in the US, wrote a sci-fi novel on going to Mars and colonizing it. The title in German was "Marsprojekt". Excerpts had been published, but the whole thing wasn't published until some time in the 2000s.

Now, que X-files music. He described a government of Mars, set up by the colonists. The chief executive/prime minister had the title of "The Elon" of Mars.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

72 Nothing cuter than a Golden puppy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 08:29 PM (viF8m)

73 Now, que X-files music. He described a government of Mars, set up by the colonists. The chief executive/prime minister had the title of "The Elon" of Mars.
Posted by: publius

--

There's some other weirdness, too. Something about Barron being named?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Were you taught the absurd lie that new animals lived on the Galapagos Islands? at April 17, 2025 08:30 PM (uW5Vz)

74 >> Something about Barron being named?

I haven't seen that....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

75 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

I know that supposedly it wasn't published for the public until after Elon was born but even if it was and the parents got the name from it, it's still fantastical.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:31 PM (VofaG)

76 This is a little early, but I think some here won't mind that I didn't wait for Good Friday.

https://tinyurl.com/54c8xfkc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 08:31 PM (VNX3d)

77 I know it's a true story but I don't remember if it was publicized like other SEAL firefights. Did we lose anyone in the ambush? It really hits me on these true stories. Blackhawk Down , We Were Soldiers, etc.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (VofaG)

It was just a ho hum mother day in Iraq mission. So really no pub about it. A lot are still in. Somehow and watching it I do not see how. They got em all out

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 08:33 PM (MGB5H)

78 The ad is about a pasocon “personal computer” by Mouse.
- made in Japan
- complete support
- you can trust them
- it’s sold well recently
- having fun thanks to you
- very popular
“How about buying a pasocon” etc.

Cute stuff is the number 1 export of Japan.

Posted by: H at April 17, 2025 08:34 PM (2gjbv)

79 know it's a true story but I don't remember if it was publicized like other SEAL firefights. Did we lose anyone in the ambush? It really hits me on these true stories. Blackhawk Down , We Were Soldiers, etc.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (VofaG)

It was just a ho hum mother day in Iraq mission. So really no pub about it. A lot are still in. Somehow and watching it I do not see how. They got em all out
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 08:33 PM (MGB5H)

The whole shit with the sledgehammer, after what Biden did in Afghanistan, made me want to scream.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 08:35 PM (MGB5H)

80 Fun fact. The word for Moose in Scandi is "Elg." So of course when settlers in America encountered wapiti, they called them elk.

There is the story of the Scandi dude hunter who paid a lot of money to go on a guided elk hunt in the Rockies, and was outraged to find that that his quarry turned out to be just big red stags instead of moose.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 17, 2025 08:35 PM (7mNlY)

81 >> I know that supposedly it wasn't published for the public until after Elon was born

Some even speculated it was a hoax. But they produced images of Von Braun's original handwriting with "Elon" there, in his own handwriting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:36 PM (w6EFb)

82 know it's a true story but I don't remember if it was publicized like other SEAL firefights. Did we lose anyone in the ambush? It really hits me on these true stories. Blackhawk Down , We Were Soldiers, etc.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:21 PM (VofaG)

The co writer and co director was one of the guys. And his goal was to show what just a normal day/mission can look like. And boy do they. It's visceral af.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 08:36 PM (MGB5H)

83 Found it, not the same story but similar weirdness:

"Baron Trump’s Marvelous Underground Journey, written in 1893, follows a wealthy boy named Baron Trump, guided by a mysterious mentor named ‘Don,’ who embarks on a journey to a hidden world beneath the surface of the Earth."

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Were you taught the absurd lie that new animals lived on the Galapagos Islands? at April 17, 2025 08:37 PM (uW5Vz)

84 >>>Rescued lioness touches grass for first time.

Might have been an interesting clip except it kept cutting to the two assholes who seemed to think we wanted to watch them. Plus they refused to shut the fuck up even when the clip was showing the lion.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 08:38 PM (klJTj)

85
Werner von Braun's full name:

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun.

Now that is a name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

86 The girls are so cute and I love the way they pronounce "Mousu"
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 17, 2025 08:12 PM (6ydKt)


Those girls are, I suspect former at this point, members of the Japanese idol group Nogizaka46.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 08:38 PM (ExV1e)

87 It's crazy how cute Jap girls can be

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2025 08:38 PM (AOsQT)

88 Here is a beautiful serenade, from Rodgers & Hammerstein's "The King and I."

"I Have Dreamed...." https://youtu.be/zrRr8w75F3I?si=AMX4031yj3bp3NIa

Posted by: Beverly at April 17, 2025 08:39 PM (Epeb0)

89 You know in a lot of jurisdictions it is illegal to wear a mask.

Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2025 08:40 PM (LHPAg)

90 >> Baron Trump’s Marvelous Underground Journey,

Ah, different story. Interesting. If that Baron's mother happens to be a very beautiful, elegant woman of East European extraction, I'll really be spooked.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:41 PM (w6EFb)

91 Giorgia is going to be the first Empress of Mars. Aka Space Mama.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:23 PM (w6EFb)


I suspect that she's too old to provide Elon with another child.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2025 08:41 PM (ExV1e)

92 You know in a lot of jurisdictions it is illegal to wear a mask.
Posted by: Eromero

--

All over the South, because of old Democrats.

It was hilarious to hear the NC Attorney General trip all over himself trying to explain "No, it doesn't mean THOSE face coverings!!!" during COVID.

If it doesn't mean it then remove the law. Until you remove the law then it means face coverings.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Were you taught the absurd lie that new animals lived on the Galapagos Islands? at April 17, 2025 08:42 PM (uW5Vz)

93 >> I suspect that she's too old to provide Elon with another child.

She'll be Empress consort, of course. The Emperor will have concubines....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:42 PM (w6EFb)

94 It's crazy how cute Jap girls can be
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2025 08:38 PM (AOsQT)

I don't like the baby talk /sound Japanese women make IYKWIM. Probably a cultural thing forced on them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:42 PM (VofaG)

95 Good evening! Came home to a really great chicken shawarma bowl.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2025 08:43 PM (pZEOD)

96 Unless one is registered as a psycho and not allowed to drive, own firearms and property of any kind


This covers most cats.

Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2025 08:43 PM (FhXTo)

97 >>>The family that bikes each other likes each other.

Everyone else was just coasting along except the little girls just pedaling furiously away. And her front wheel wasn't even touching the ground.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 17, 2025 08:44 PM (klJTj)

98
Ah, different story. Interesting. If that Baron's mother happens to be a very beautiful, elegant woman of East European extraction, I'll really be spooked.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


She makes hotscakes and really thick coffee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 08:46 PM (63Dwl)

99 watching the canadian pm debate on cspan

canada is screwed

royally

Posted by: cherries are the best at April 17, 2025 08:47 PM (Aki9x)

100 Confusing story - trailer hitch falls off truck and goes through windshield.

https://tinyurl.com/3u25z8uf

1. Just the loose hitch?
2. From which vehicle?

Posted by: Ciampino - bizarre incident at April 17, 2025 08:48 PM (sPQoU)

101
Werner von Braun's full name:

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun.

Now that is a name.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Pfft

Posted by: Miklos Teller Szilard von Neumann at April 17, 2025 08:49 PM (UOzvC)

102 Ick. Tomorrow is Good Friday, the most depressing day in the Christian calendar. Ugh.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

103 canada is screwed

royally
Posted by: cherries are the best

*strikes up the Band*

Posted by: Guy Lombardo and the Royal Canadians at April 17, 2025 08:51 PM (UOzvC)

104 @DataRepublican 3h Replying to @IfindRetards

Powell understands the national debt is unsustainable. He's repeating exactly what I've said, we're headed toward financial collapse.

But instead of using that to push for reform, he used it to score political points against DOGE. He dismissed discretionary spending cuts as insufficient, then pivoted to the same tired "cut entitlements" line, knowing full well that kind of proposal won't pass and isn't politically viable.

This was a moment to sound the alarm, to call for sweeping structural reforms and deep budget cuts across the board. Maybe even invoke a Convention of States if Democrats won't get on board. Instead, he used that moment to crap all over DOGE.

He refuses to target the real drivers: bloated bureaucracy, fraud, unaccountable NGOs, because that would mean giving political ammunition to Trump. He puts ideology ahead of the country's survival. He'd rather let the system collapse than risk legitimizing the same people willing to challenge it.

Retard

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 08:52 PM (MGY3l)

105 Ick. Tomorrow is Good Friday, the most depressing day in the Christian calendar. Ugh.
Posted by: Bulg

S'okay.

There will be Good News on Sunday.

Posted by: Miklos so believes at April 17, 2025 08:52 PM (UOzvC)

106 Ick. Tomorrow is Good Friday, the most depressing day in the Christian calendar. Ugh.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ)


Should have named it Fucked up Friday.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2025 08:53 PM (VwHCD)

107 Mouse needs to open an American branch and run their ads here.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 17, 2025 08:53 PM (lXCUP)

108 Well, she's not wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 08:54 PM (8HNt+)

109 105 Ick. Tomorrow is Good Friday, the most depressing day in the Christian calendar. Ugh.
Posted by: Bulg

S'okay.

There will be Good News on Sunday.
Posted by: Miklos so believes at April 17, 2025 08:52 PM (UOzvC)
And all GOD's children say Amen!

Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2025 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

110 Should have named it Fucked up Friday.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2025 08:53 PM (VwHCD)

Well it is the Friday we fucked up.

Or God had to clean up our mess.

Both probably.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 17, 2025 08:55 PM (8HNt+)

111 105 I know, but Good Friday is still depressing. I feel guilty doing anything pleasurable on that day.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

112 "Walker was traveling behind a Chevrolet C/K that evening when a trailer hitch fell off the truck and went through the Jeep’s windshield."

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Dang. Assuming one decent bounce before it lost energy to get over the hood, that guy was CLOSE

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 08:55 PM (rlK7S)

113 Should have named it Fucked up Friday.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2025 08:53 PM (VwHCD)


Todd is not listed as being on shift

Posted by: Miklos rolls eye at April 17, 2025 08:55 PM (UOzvC)

114 Ick. Tomorrow is Good Friday, the most depressing day in the Christian calendar. Ugh.

Posted by: Bulg

Should have named it Fucked up Friday.
Posted by: Berserker


That name is specific to me.

Posted by: Judas at April 17, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

115 How many of you know about the Tucson unprovoked hatchet attack at a bus stop that nearly decapitated the victim earlier this month? Victim still on life support.

At least I don't think a go fund was set up for the perp this time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 08:57 PM (VofaG)

116 Big Mike and I have had no success in filling the vacant chef position, so that's why I just got back from wokking the dog.

Posted by: Barry O at April 17, 2025 08:57 PM (G5+As)

117 And all GOD's children say Amen!
Posted by: Eromero

And may He be with you!

Posted by: Miklos so asks at April 17, 2025 08:57 PM (UOzvC)

118 Big Mike and I have had no success in filling the vacant chef position, so that's why I just got back from wokking the dog.
Posted by: Barry O

"Is the dog's name Peanut?"

"No, that's the sauce"

Posted by: Miklos so imagines at April 17, 2025 09:00 PM (UOzvC)

119 Big Mike and I have had no success in filling the vacant chef position, so that's why I just got back from wokking the dog.
Posted by: Barry O

"Is the dog's name Peanut?"

"No, that's the sauce"
Posted by: Miklos so imagines at April 17, 2025 09:00 PM (UOzvC)

Maybe he can hire the chef from a Chinese restaurant that just closed in Barcelona, Spain. They were caught serving cat.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

120 To free tibet:

The Venmo info you asked for....

@DCollett66

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 09:02 PM (l7fPC)

121 This is real.

>>@nayibbukele

>>Kilmar Abrego Garcia, miraculously risen from the “death camps” & “torture”, now sipping margaritas with Sen. Van Hollen in the tropical paradise of El Salvador!🍹

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 09:03 PM (viF8m)

122 "Is the dog's name Peanut?"

"No, that's the sauce"
Posted by: Miklos so imagines at April 17, 2025 09:00 PM (UOzvC)


Sambal is a good name too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2025 09:04 PM (D7oie)

123 Ick. Tomorrow is Good Friday, the most depressing day in the Christian calendar. Ugh.

Posted by: Bulg

I don't get that at all. We know why it happened and what happened afterwards. No reason to feel depressed. Just the opposite .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2025 09:04 PM (VofaG)

124
BREAKING: "Journalist" and "Astronaut" Gayle King took a shit and FLUSHED her toilet. She says she is now a "PLUMBER" and this is "big achievement for women."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 09:06 PM (RGjYe)

125
brb, achievin'

Posted by: Gayle King at April 17, 2025 09:07 PM (RGjYe)

126 >>> BREAKING: Appeals Court Denies Trump Admin Effort to Block Return of Alleged MS-13 Gang Member Kilmar Abrego Garcia

Yeah, It's a GWP headline and makes no sense...
He is/was an illegal alien, affiliated with a designated terrorist group MS-13, in prison in another country... "Block" him from getting a visa to return? Visas are not automatic and issued by default, you have to qualify for one. Being in prison because you are a terrorist kind of does not qualify one for a visa, if not for that he was ordered deported by previous administrtion.

Something wrong with judges, I think at best it is called 'arbitrary and capricious'.
In common tongue - fvcking loons.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 09:07 PM (/lPRQ)

127 BREAKING: "Journalist" and "Astronaut" Gayle King took a shit and FLUSHED her toilet. She says she is now a "PLUMBER" and this is "big achievement for women."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 09:06 PM (RGjYe)


Now be nice, she is a reporter and news personality because she says words she is told to say while being filmed. It is not much different from being an "astronaut"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2025 09:08 PM (D7oie)

128 How many of you know about the Tucson unprovoked hatchet attack at a bus stop
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


I saw Unprovoked Hatchet Attack open for If These Trees Could Talk at the Sawyer Park Icehouse in '23.

https://youtu.be/_m9O7w6adTQ

Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2025 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

129 Okay, folks -- do I watch Roger Corman's ""Frankenstein Unbound", or the zombie flick "The Crazies" starring Timothy Olyphant?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 17, 2025 09:11 PM (kpS4V)

130 We finally have some good news on Mrs Salty! The procedure went welll and she has a new stent. She is resting and Salty has had a long day. He will give an update in the morning.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 09:11 PM (cvWHI)

131 President Ukelele released Maryland Man. Tom Homan needs to meet Hollen and MM at the airport and arrest MM immediately !!

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 17, 2025 09:11 PM (r3F/z)

132
BREAKING: Jorunalist, Astronaut, and Plumber Gayle King just sent a text message, making her a "Writer." "We are witnessing history being made in real time," says King.

Posted by: Gayle King at April 17, 2025 09:12 PM (RGjYe)

133
Astro NOT!
amirite or what

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2025 09:12 PM (AOsQT)

134 Okay, folks -- do I watch Roger Corman's ""Frankenstein Unbound", or the zombie flick "The Crazies" starring Timothy Olyphant?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 17, 2025 09:11 PM (kpS4V)


Ohhhh the crazies is fun.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 09:12 PM (MGB5H)

135 Our friends, the Ukrainians.

Margarita Simonyan@M_Simonyan
Nikita Casap, the teen who murdered his parents in Wisconsin in February and plotted to assassinate Trump, wasn’t acting alone.
FBI records show he was in contact with Ukrainians, discussing how to carry out the attack and frame it as a Russian operation. He also asked how soon he could flee to Ukraine afterward — and whether he'd be able to have a normal life there.
This should have been headline news. No mainstream media outlet has touched these public records.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 09:13 PM (L/fGl)

136 We finally have some good news on Mrs Salty! The procedure went welll and she has a new stent. She is resting and Salty has had a long day. He will give an update in the morning.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

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That's fantastic. Thank you.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:13 PM (rlK7S)

137 Ick. Tomorrow is Good Friday, the most depressing day in the Christian calendar. Ugh.
Posted by: Bulg

S'okay.
There will be Good News on Sunday.
Posted by: Miklos so believes


Pontius Pilate: Joseph, I really don't understand. You're one of the richest men in the region. You've spent a small fortune on a new tomb for you and your family. And you want to give it to this man "Jesus?"

Joseph: It's just for the weekend.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2025 09:13 PM (DgGvY)

138 123 Sorry, SM. Yes, I know how it ends, but the arrest, torture, and crucifixion of Christ are the saddest passages in the entire Bible. There is reason for that, yes. But that does not make it any easier to read.

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 09:14 PM (77rzZ)

139 Posted by: Miklos Teller Szilard von Neumann at April 17, 2025 08:49 PM (UOzvC)
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Just call Mills Herr Professor Doktor Atomik!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 17, 2025 09:14 PM (kpS4V)

140
BREAKING: Gayle King just recorded a video on her iPhone. She is now the first black woman journalist, astronaut, plumber, author, and filmmaker.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 09:14 PM (RGjYe)

141 Spending the night in Atlanta. My tolerance of humanity is greatly diminished any time I come within 50 miles of this shithole.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2025 09:14 PM (q8IPV)

142 Astro NOT!
amirite or what
Posted by: Don Black


Don Johnson is right!

The judges would also have accepted "Astro Nut."

Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2025 09:14 PM (DgGvY)

143 FBI records show he was in contact with Ukrainians

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They played a big role in J6, too.

Hopefully at some point all of that will be released. Before we die of old age, that is. But probably not because it will be devastating to the nation for people to know what happened and how our own folks, both elected and unelected, were moving to topple the nation.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:15 PM (rlK7S)

144 Joseph: It's just for the weekend.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2025 09:13 PM (DgGvY)


You bastard. How dare you make me laugh like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2025 09:16 PM (D7oie)

145 >President Ukelele released Maryland Man. Tom Homan needs to meet Hollen and MM at the airport and arrest MM immediately !!

He's not going anywhere.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>There it is.

>>Bukele announces that Kilmar Garcia is staying in custody after having margaritas with Chris Van Hollen after being proven “healthy.”

>>Van Hollen gets to come back to America with photos seen by his constituents if him having drinks with a MS-13 illegal alien.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)

146 "We finally have some good news on Mrs Salty! "

That is great news. I even feel better now.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2025 09:16 PM (q8IPV)

147 Spending the night in Atlanta. My tolerance of humanity is greatly diminished any time I come within 50 miles of this shithole.
Posted by: fd

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I try to avoid big cities, but there's a really great garden there if that's something that interests you. I sort of remember an orchid house.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:16 PM (rlK7S)

148 "The Crazies" it is, then.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 17, 2025 09:16 PM (kpS4V)

149 Bukele released that freak, really?

Why can’t we get people totally made of iron on our side?

Posted by: Bulg at April 17, 2025 09:18 PM (77rzZ)

150 Captain Whitebread -grocery help sent.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 17, 2025 09:18 PM (iNp3L)

151 Taking the Monster to work tomorrow.

First ride of the new season.

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:20 PM (h3/Ry)

152 BREAKING: "Journalist" and "Astronaut" Gayle King took a shit and FLUSHED her toilet. She says she is now a "PLUMBER" and this is "big achievement for women."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 09:06 PM (RGjYe)

Now be nice, she is a reporter and news personality because she says words she is told to say while being filmed. It is not much different from being an "astronaut"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2025 09:08 PM (D7oie)

Even if she was younger, she's a glorified teleprompter reader. Given a year or two, she can easily be replaced by an AI.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:21 PM (VNX3d)

153 Unlimited L's@unlimited_ls
JUST IN: Minister Dominique Alexander, who is representing Karmelo Anthony, attacks journalist @SarahisCensored and says "racist bigots" are trying to shut down support for their family
Alexander falsely claims Kyle Rittenhouse had an "AK-47" and sh*t "three people in the back."

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Well, it's as honest as anything else he's ever said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 17, 2025 09:21 PM (L/fGl)

154 149 Bukele released that freak, really?

I sincerely hope that isn't true.

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:22 PM (h3/Ry)

155 "I try to avoid big cities, but there's a really great garden there if that's something that interests you. I sort of remember an orchid house.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie"

I am only interested in escaping the psychographic crush of being surrounded by millions of assholes.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2025 09:22 PM (q8IPV)

156
This should have been headline news. No mainstream media outlet has touched these public records.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


It was on Jesse Watters' show half an hour ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

157 Taking the Monster to work tomorrow.

First ride of the new season.

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:20 PM (h3/Ry)

What is this monster you speak of?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2025 09:23 PM (VwHCD)

158 BREAKING: Gayle King just used HTML to create text in italics. Gayle is now the Historic First Black Woman Journalist Astronaut who can code!

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2025 09:24 PM (i0F8b)

159 What is this monster you speak of?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2025 09:23 PM (VwHCD)

Ducati

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:25 PM (h3/Ry)

160
I am only interested in escaping the psychographic crush of being surrounded by millions of assholes.
Posted by: fd

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The last time I drove around Atlanta I noticed that it took about 30-40 minutes to make it from one side to the other (north to southern end headed to Gulf Shores in my case).

It was odd to realize that it wasn't much different than living somewhat far away in a rural or semi rural area and needing to drive to town, except for the constant risk, stress, etc.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:26 PM (rlK7S)

161 Always enjoy the videos. As for Instagram it just annoys me because you never know how long it's going to last. Why don't they have an indicator like regular videos??

Posted by: PJ at April 17, 2025 09:26 PM (RRCAT)

162 BREAKING: Gayle King still doesn't understand HTML close tags.

Those who don't like un-closed italic text are racist misogynists.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2025 09:28 PM (i0F8b)

163 >>I sincerely hope that isn't true.

It is true. Bukele released Garcia long enough for him to have a Pina Colada with Van Hollen, get pictures to prove he wasn't dead or being tortured as the left has been claiming, and now he's going back to prison.

Only thing Van Hollen is leaving with are pictures of him having a drink with a MS-13 gang member.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 09:29 PM (viF8m)

164 I think that, if the Bezos Bimbos launch had included a female zombie, it would have starved during the flight.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:29 PM (VNX3d)

165 150 Captain Whitebread -grocery help sent.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 17, 2025 09:18 PM (iNp3L)

Thank you!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 17, 2025 09:29 PM (l7fPC)

166 BREAKING: "Journalist" and "Astronaut" Gayle King took a shit and FLUSHED her toilet. She says she is now a "PLUMBER" and this is "big achievement for women."
Posted by: Soothsayer

Heh

Posted by: Miklos is amused at April 17, 2025 09:29 PM (UOzvC)

167 "The last time I drove around Atlanta I noticed that it took about 30-40 minutes to make it from one side to the other (north to southern end headed to Gulf Shores in my case)."

You were lucky then. I have spent hours trying to get thru Atlanta. I've said before that I would rather drive to Texas than to the north side of Atlanta and back.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2025 09:30 PM (q8IPV)

168 Posted by: jsg

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I like those a lot but have never owned one. The closest I got was talking myself out of an Aprilia a few years back.

Does the Monster have a somewhat onerous maintenance schedule, or did they get it under control for that bike? I knew a guy that had a ridiculously fast early 2000s or so sport bike and it was almost laughable how short the intervals for things like valve adjustments were. I could see where that sound and exclusivity almost made it worthwhile, though.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (rlK7S)

169 >We finally have some good news on Mrs Salty!

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Excellent!

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (AOsQT)

170 Ducati

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:25 PM (h3/Ry)

Nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (VwHCD)

171 It is true. Bukele released Garcia long enough for him to have a Pina Colada with Van Hollen, get pictures to prove he wasn't dead or being tortured as the left has been claiming, and now he's going back to prison.

Only thing Van Hollen is leaving with are pictures of him having a drink with a MS-13 gang member.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 09:29 PM (viF8m)

LMFAO that's awesome lol

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (h3/Ry)

172 I have spent hours trying to get thru Atlanta.

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Oh dang.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (rlK7S)

173 Unidentified Flying Oddballs

Not sure why I wrote that. Just one of those things that pops up in my dumb brain from my youth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 17, 2025 09:32 PM (0aYVJ)

174

There used to be Josephine the plumber

https://youtu.be/NEDB-4dEY5M

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2025 09:32 PM (63Dwl)

175 I have spent hours trying to get thru Atlanta.

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Oh dang.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (rlK7S)

You need a better vehicle. May I suggest an M1 Abrams, to deal with brake checkers and other idiots?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:34 PM (VNX3d)

176 I see that Kristi Noem toured CECOT. That's all well and good. It's a nice photo op for her, and the mighty Trump administration, and the mighty President Bukele and his proud nation of El Salvador.

But, let's be real... Kristi Noem is no Lynndie England. Until I see documentary evidence of her siccing dogs on a naked, tattooed Aztec prisoner, I won't be convinced of her competence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 09:34 PM (BI5O2)

177 Then when you get up here the place is infested with signs like "Regulate guns, not women" and "Love is Love". It's enough to make one want to do donuts on a rainbow crosswalk.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2025 09:35 PM (q8IPV)

178 Drove from Houston to Phoenix a few weeks ago. Southern New Mexico has nothing going for it except the zero visibility dust storms.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 17, 2025 09:35 PM (iNp3L)

179 I know but I am not Josephine. I have to either replace pipe or thread the ones in there. Will be enough for me to clean it up

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2025 09:35 PM (cvWHI)

180 >We finally have some good news on Mrs Salty!

Wonderful. Hope and pray she has a rapid and complete recovery, and NaCly Dog doesn't overstress himself.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:35 PM (VNX3d)

181 Ducati

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:25 PM (h3/Ry)

Nice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Seared in my brain

Posted by: J. Fukkin Kerry, Ducati owner and Global Warmanizer at April 17, 2025 09:35 PM (UOzvC)

182 SO this happened

https://x.com/nayibbukele/status/
1913028548001923259

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2025 09:37 PM (AOsQT)

183 154 149 Bukele released that freak, really?

I sincerely hope that isn't true.
Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:22 PM (h3/Ry)
*****
Nayib Bukele
@nayibbukele

Now that he’s been confirmed healthy, he gets the honor of staying in El Salvador’s custody 🇺🇸🤝🏼🇸🇻

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2025 09:37 PM (NpAcC)

184 Only thing Van Hollen is leaving with are pictures of him having a drink with a MS-13 gang member.
Posted by: JackStraw

MS-13 designated terrorist group member.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 17, 2025 09:38 PM (/lPRQ)

185 The last time I was in Atlanta all I remember were multiple billboards for PREP, the anti AIDS drug so that no one has to be inconvenienced by lifestyle changes like not letting filthy diseased men gang bang you.

It was advertised more than once, so apparently Atlanta has a problem with that sort of thing. Which makes sense.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:38 PM (rlK7S)

186 Nayib Bukele
@nayibbukele

Now that he’s been confirmed healthy, he gets the honor of staying in El Salvador’s custody 🇺🇸🤝🏼🇸🇻
Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2025 09:37 PM (NpAcC)

And all I got was this lousy picture with a Ms-13 member.
-Sen Van Hollen

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2025 09:39 PM (MGB5H)

187 Does the Monster have a somewhat onerous maintenance schedule, or did they get it under control for that bike? I knew a guy that had a ridiculously fast early 2000s or so sport bike and it was almost laughable how short the intervals for things like valve adjustments were. I could see where that sound and exclusivity almost made it worthwhile, though.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (rlK7S)

The valve adjustments suck, true. Mine is an air cooled 800 and I'm probably done with the valves ( something like every 8K). I put about a grand a year on it so it'll be another 5 years. Belts are easy pretty much anyone can do those. The other maintenance is like every other bike.

Mine has an Arrow exhaust and you just get addicted to the downshift exhaust note. It's so sweet. The power on and power down sound is just the best. They're not the fastest but the torqur is right in the mid. It hates it below 3000 RPM. And it loves wheelies....

Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:39 PM (h3/Ry)

188
BREAKING: Gayle King just drove to the gas station and filled her gas tank, now making her the first black woman Petroleum Transportation Engineer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 09:39 PM (RGjYe)

189 183 154 149 Bukele released that freak, really?

I sincerely hope that isn't true.
Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:22 PM (h3/Ry)
*****
Nayib Bukele
@nayibbukele

Now that he’s been confirmed healthy, he gets the honor of staying in El Salvador’s custody 🇺🇸🤝🏼🇸🇻
Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2025 09:37 PM (NpAcC)

Hopefully CECOT sends Van Hollen a personal bill for the temporary release. One that he cannot reimburse through his "office".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:40 PM (VNX3d)

190 @liz_churchill10 - 1h This is WINNING

“Today, we’re announcing that we’re removing Pharma Members from the FDA Advisory Committee…and we’re going to be replacing them with patients and family caregivers…” -FDA Chief Dr. Marty Makary

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 09:40 PM (MGY3l)

191 Mine has an Arrow exhaust and you just get addicted to the downshift exhaust note. It's so sweet. The power on and power down sound is just the best. They're not the fastest but the torqur is right in the mid. It hates it below 3000 RPM. And it loves wheelies....
Posted by: jsg

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Oh man, I bet it sounds great. I remember even his high strung sport bike was relatively torquey (-ish?) and had to be babied / feathered like crazy or you'd get the front wheel up without even trying. I bet one tuned to have that mid-range is an absolute blast. Enjoy the heck out of that thing.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:42 PM (rlK7S)

192 Here’s a u tube video with English subtitles that, sort of, explains what Japan Mouse is. It also sort of doesn’t. Looks like a lot of totally lost on a gaijin word play in Japanese. But it does, kinda, explain. Probably very funny for a Japanese, in a sort of who’s on first way.

https://is.gd/G1rAlD

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 17, 2025 09:42 PM (g/Chl)

193
Gayle King is the type to plant a garden and say she's a "farmer."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2025 09:42 PM (RGjYe)

194 It was advertised more than once, so apparently Atlanta has a problem with that sort of thing. Which makes sense.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

My favorite billboard was on I-10 in Alabama.

ATTENTION MOBILE CATHOLICS

Buddy riding shotgun immediately said, in classic Noo Awlins Yat accent, "I knew we was Roamin' Catlicks, now we mobile too".

Posted by: Miklos is frequently amused at April 17, 2025 09:43 PM (UOzvC)

195 "The CIA's former head of disguise -- who is coincidentally married to the CIA agent who ran the "Argo" op -- always claims that the CIA have these "five-second disguises" you can just put on and fool people so long as they're not closely inspecting you. She claims these masks can fool a person even if he's "within three or four feet of you." "
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I believe she even appeared on a tv game show called "To Tell The Truth" a few times. The newer incarnation of it from 2016 or so. I think Elvira was on the same episode.

Posted by: Another Anon at April 17, 2025 09:44 PM (4h45B)

196 My favorite billboard was on I-10 in Alabama.

ATTENTION MOBILE CATHOLICS

Buddy riding shotgun immediately said, in classic Noo Awlins Yat accent, "I knew we was Roamin' Catlicks, now we mobile too".
Posted by: Miklos is frequently amused

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We once had a 30-45 minute theological discussion after passing a billboard in SC that said

JESUS SAVE MY SOUL

I'll be interested to see how that shakes out. Imagine a bunch of atheists up in Heaven, realizing that they read a billboard while driving back to Maryland...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Are you honest enough to admit Darwin disproved evolution? at April 17, 2025 09:44 PM (rlK7S)

197 https://x.com/nayibbukele/status/
1913028548001923259

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I see a dumpy Aztec child molester, a dumpy American child molester, a prosecutor, and tropical foliage.

Is this an episode of "To Catch A Predator: Miami?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 09:45 PM (BI5O2)

198 Van Halen>> Van Hollen

One ran with the devil. The other is doing it right now.

Glad to hear about Mrs Salty.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 17, 2025 09:46 PM (XlvBQ)

199 And all I got was this lousy picture with a Ms-13 member.
-Sen Van Hollen
Posted by: BruceWayne

No t-shirt

We are make own Tighty Blancitos

Yu want?

We can make neckk tatoo 4 yu

Posted by: CECOT hombres at April 17, 2025 09:47 PM (UOzvC)

200 Just dropped in to see what condition Ace's café was in.

Husky Serenade Cafe? If that's what I suspect it is, and I watch it with the sound up, our Daisy dog may try to howl along. Which would be loud.

Posted by: mindful webworker - barking mad at April 17, 2025 09:48 PM (dlb43)

201 I'll be interested to see how that shakes out. Imagine a bunch of atheists up in Heaven, realizing that they read a billboard while driving back to Maryland...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

Pedro sez....

Posted by: Miklos understands the "mysterious ways" part a bit at April 17, 2025 09:49 PM (UOzvC)

202 Rendiamo l’Occidente di nuovo grande - Make the West Great Again

https://tinyurl.com/mvdmm72v

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 17, 2025 09:49 PM (MGY3l)

203 Pedro sez....

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You never sausage a place

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Were you taught the absurd lie that new animals lived on the Galapagos Islands? at April 17, 2025 09:50 PM (uW5Vz)

204 Van Hollen is now an honorary MS-13 member?

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2025 09:51 PM (i0F8b)

205 There should be an EO banning Emotional Support animals. Unless one is registered as a psycho and not allowed to drive, own firearms and property of any kind. Then you can have one.
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:37 PM (g47mK)

Agreed. Unless I can have an Emotional Support Walther.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B)

206 Even if she was younger, she's a glorified teleprompter reader. Given a year or two, she can easily be replaced by an AI.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:21 PM (VNX3d)



AI programmed to sound like Scott Simon, NPR superstar, slowly losing it on air

https://tinyurl.com/3k4pju77

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2025 09:53 PM (D7oie)

207
Salvadoran attorney:

"Why don't you two have a seat? Would you guys like a cookie?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2025 09:54 PM (BI5O2)

208 There should be an EO banning Emotional Support animals. Unless one is registered as a psycho and not allowed to drive, own firearms and property of any kind. Then you can have one.
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2025 07:37 PM (g47mK)

Agreed. Unless I can have an Emotional Support Walther.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B)

You don't want an emotional support honey badger, to deal with the complete idiots that drive you nuts?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:55 PM (VNX3d)

209 Ace: "BTW, I know some of you don't like Instagram (IG) posts…"

I'm one of those who doesn't care for the Instagram interface.

Post what you will, boss, but I'm grateful for your tagging the IG posts so I can skip them. Better than trying to preview every link URL.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Instakarma at April 17, 2025 09:56 PM (dlb43)

210 Trump's tweet about Van Hollen hob-knobbing and knob-gobbling with an MS-13 gangbanger will be epic.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2025 09:56 PM (i0F8b)

211 >>Van Hollen is now an honorary MS-13 member?

We spend a lot of time talking about how clueless some who claim to represent us are, rightfully so.

But I've never seen anything like what Democrats are doing right now. They have completely lost the plot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 09:57 PM (viF8m)

212 I'd like to see MS-13 claim Van Hollen as an active member, before he gets back to the states. Let him stew in an airport security center until some country grants him entry once he gives up US citizenship.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2025 09:57 PM (VNX3d)

213 Yep. I don't know what "mouse" is, either. I bet if I could read Korean I would know, though.

Posted by: GWB at April 17, 2025 09:58 PM (+XSsP)

214 Lot’s of people say “Oh Christ, save me!” when they think they’re going to die, for example. Does not mean they are going to heaven. You have to _mean_ it, and understand the commitment you are making. That will only happen after the Holy Ghost has come to you and softened your heart. Otherwise you’re just like Pharaoh, telling Moses he and his people can go, only to go back on his word time and again. Pharaoh’s heart was hardened against Moses and the Hebrews. He would not let them go until he had to, and even then he chased after them, to his doom.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 17, 2025 09:58 PM (g/Chl)

215 ONT IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2025 10:00 PM (ypFCm)

216 Wonderful cafe tonight. Needed it after some of the today's news. Touched by the lioness. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 17, 2025 10:00 PM (+PfCm)

217 Lot’s of people say “Oh Christ, save me!” when they think they’re going to die, for example. Does not mean they are going to heaven. You have to _mean_ it, and understand the commitment you are making. That will only happen after the Holy Ghost has come to you and softened your heart. Otherwise you’re just like Pharaoh, telling Moses he and his people can go, only to go back on his word time and again. Pharaoh’s heart was hardened against Moses and the Hebrews. He would not let them go until he had to, and even then he chased after them, to his doom.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

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Yep, that's why I said it will be interesting to see how it shakes out.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Were you taught the absurd lie that new animals lived on the Galapagos Islands? at April 17, 2025 10:00 PM (uW5Vz)

218 If you could read Korean, you still wouldn’t understand Mouse. It’s Japanese!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 17, 2025 10:01 PM (g/Chl)

219 There should be an EO banning Emotional Support animals.

I have a couple of "emotional support" Pomeranians. Whenever I get disgusted by people, they reaffirm me by barking at everybody and everything. Don't know what I would do without them.

(Kidding. Sort of.)

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 17, 2025 10:03 PM (XlvBQ)

220 So I understand that a rally/protest in Frisco Texas is to be the largest gathering of pissed off White people ever over the racial treatment of the BLACK kid who stabbed the WHITE kid to death over being in the wrong team tent for a track meet. This alone is suspect as to motive.

I'm of the nature to have this get wide out in the open and drag Obama into the court proceedings as his purely planned Racial inflaming brought us to where we are today.

Yes, Blacks need to atone as well. Bill Cosby was telling ya all...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 17, 2025 10:04 PM (25kuG)

221 Some even speculated it was a hoax. But they produced images of Von Braun's original handwriting with "Elon" there, in his own handwriting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 17, 2025 08:36 PM (w6EFb)

Von Braun was an educated man. Could "elon" have a classical derivation that is obscure to us?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2025 10:04 PM (8zz6B)

222 Trolls in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 17, 2025 10:05 PM (25kuG)

223 Only thing Van Hollen is leaving with are pictures of him having a drink with a MS-13 gang member.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2025 09:29 PM (viF8m)

LMFAO that's awesome lol
Posted by: jsg at April 17, 2025 09:31 PM (h3/Ry)

Fuck! Gave that Congresspuke a beejer, and all I got was a shitty drink and a photo op. Still in jail. Wait until my homies in Baltimore find out!

Posted by: "Maryland Man" at April 17, 2025 10:20 PM (8zz6B)

224 Mouse is a company that sells computers, they used to do builds for customers but I don't know if that is still the case.

The attractive ladies that appeared in the adverts were from, I think, Nogizaka46, the 'official rivals' to AKB48. This information has entered my brain via osmosis, I genuinely don't know where I picked it up but I do spend a lot of time translating Japanese magazines and books.

Posted by: STV at April 18, 2025 10:19 AM (+opPw)

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