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Paul Sperry: Stacy Abrams' Greasy Fingerprints Are All Over the $2 Billion In Biden Graft Sent to Her

Abrams wasn't just a recipient of Biden's graft -- she lobbied for it.

Despite the claims of media "fact" checkers, who red-facedly scream she had nothing to do with acquiring the $2 billion. She was just sitting around on her Healthy At Any Size ass and then $2 billion dropped into her acres of lap.


Last month, President Trump singled out Georgia activist Stacey Abrams as someone who helped orchestrate a controversial $2 billion deal between left-wing nonprofit groups and the Environmental Protection Agency during the Biden administration.


"We know she's involved," Trump told Congress.

He was right. But after his statement, the Washington media went into overdrive to pooh-pooh her role in a frenzy of "fact-checking."

The Washington Post, for one, claimed Abrams' role in the Biden massive green-energy initiative has been "vastly overblown" by President Trump and the "right-wing media."

The paper's top fact-checker asserted it's "a stretch" to suggest the Democratic politician helped land the grant. "[S]he was not involved with Power Forward's EPA grant," Post reporter Glenn Kessler recently wrote.

The Post also denied she had "any role at Power Forward Communities beyond advising Rewiring America," one of the partners in the coalition.

This claim was echoed by PolitiFact, a fact-checking site run by the liberal Poynter Institute, which quoted an Abrams spokesperson as saying, "Abrams did not have a role at Power Forward Communities beyond her position at Rewiring America."

But in fact, Abrams and her partner Ari Matusiak, CEO of Rewiring America, were the driving force behind winning the massive grant, something they revealed in their own words during a podcast last year. Matusiak said she helped "put together" the Power Forward Communities coalition to apply for and win the $2 billion grant.


By his own account, Matusiak also helped draft the 2022 Biden legislation that created the $27 billion green fund that Rewiring and its coalition were able to tap into two years later.

PolitiFact also claimed Abrams is no longer working for Rewiring, but Abrams' own website said she is still working with the nonprofit.

"Stacey serves as a senior adviser and consultant for Rewiring America," her site states.

Abrams and Matusiak did not respond to requests for comment.

Read the whole thing.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:32 PM (QAkQ3)

2 Stacy Abrams took the entire National Repository of Butter into her possession.

Book her, Danno.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

3 3d?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 21, 2025 06:32 PM (VXSVh)

4 That's a lot of chicken wings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:33 PM (a8bgy)

5 Romeo13

Typing the second line cost me first.

OK, I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2025 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

6 $2 billion for "a tiny town in Georgia"--her words, not mine--to get everyone a new refrigerator. Who thinks this is a winning proposal?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 06:34 PM (h7ZuX)

7 Conspiracy... misappropriation of Government funds... Fraud (as we know this money will NOT go for the stated intent)...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:34 PM (QAkQ3)

8 Until we start to see actual Prosecutions... this kind of crap will not end.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:35 PM (QAkQ3)

9 How could we do any less for the President of Erf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:35 PM (a8bgy)

10 B-b-b-but Elon Musk wants to steal your grandmother's $800 Social Security check.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 21, 2025 06:35 PM (8PyFl)

11
So... the money is gone, right?

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 06:35 PM (j4U/Z)

12 I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. They are so desperate to make her a thing and keep her around, why? Upon what possible basis??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (2VST1)

13 Well yeah.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (DKKgv)

14 I suspect she reeks of lard… or maybe Crisco…

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (PCK5/)

15 Breaking (hope you don’t mind, Ace): I am getting a puppy tonight! Shiba Inu! He is to arrive in the next hour.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled program.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (p4NUW)

16 >>$2 billion for "a tiny town in Georgia"--her words, not mine--to get everyone a new refrigerator. Who thinks this is a winning proposal?


Take a shallow water dive into the Funds that Obama AND Biden spent to bring exactly NO High Speed Internet Access to Rural Communities.

It makes the funds spent on constructing less than 10 High Speed Vehicle Chargers seem paltry.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (F30Ty)

17 Make me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (vm8sq)

18 So... the money is gone, right?
Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2025 06:35 PM (j4U/Z)

Remember Brewsters Millions?

Brewster never thought of trying to gin up a commie revolution world wide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (a8bgy)

19 Uh.... wait a sec... US Flags to got half Staff for Pope Franky???

He's not even an American.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (QAkQ3)

20 I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. They are so desperate to make her a thing and keep her around, why? Upon what possible basis??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It sounds like they fear the whole scam would unravel if any one of them got nailed and put in prison.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (mlg/3)

21 >>Breaking (hope you don’t mind, Ace): I am getting a puppy tonight! Shiba Inu! He is to arrive in the next hour.


Awesome. Those are fun doggies.

Got a name ready?

I suggest 'Spalding'. So you can yell at him like Judge Smails in Caddyshack.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (F30Ty)

22 Guillotine!

Posted by: Madame Defarge at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (5coB7)

23 $2 billion for "a tiny town in Georgia"--her words, not mine--to get everyone a new refrigerator. Who thinks this is a winning proposal?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 06:34 PM (h7ZuX)

It's not even really a tiny town. Just a few buildings near a crossroad.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (dGCAG)

24 Okay, back to your regularly scheduled program.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (p4NUW)

Awwww. He's going to be a good boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (a8bgy)

25 Speaking of unraveling scams:

@nypost 2h
Left-wing cofounder of group targeting conservative media ‘stepping down’ amid funding crunch, legal challenge: ‘Time for me to hit the road’ https://trib.al/kq4GYVC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (mlg/3)

26 Check out the founders of rewiring America. You won't be shocked.

Posted by: Resist_we_much at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (cpys8)

27 I'll care more when she gets arrested.

She will not be arrested.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (si91G)

28 >>> I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. They are so desperate to make her a thing and keep her around, why? Upon what possible basis??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (2VST1)


I think she has the goods on some of the various corrupt GOP elements here.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (cduTK)

29 Abrams was hungry for grift. Hypoglycemic so Biden saved her life for a measly $2 billion.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (f7iwu)

30 Breaking (hope you don’t mind, Ace): I am getting a puppy tonight! Shiba Inu! He is to arrive in the next hour.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled program.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (p4NUW)

DOGE

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (NtVYv)

31 Breaking (hope you don’t mind, Ace): I am getting a puppy tonight! Shiba Inu!

ITS SO FLUFFY!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (2VST1)

32 Take a shallow water dive into the Funds that Obama AND Biden spent to bring exactly NO High Speed Internet Access to Rural Communities.

It makes the funds spent on constructing less than 10 High Speed Vehicle Chargers seem paltry.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (F30Ty)

You need US to bring high speed Internet to rural communities. But no politician can grift off it, so never mind.

Posted by: SpaceX at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (vm8sq)

33 19 Uh.... wait a sec... US Flags to got half Staff for Pope Franky???

He's not even an American.
Posted by: Romeo13

Biden did it for QE2. That was stupid as is this.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (DKKgv)

34 It's flat out theft.

Pull these cockroaches into the light.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (UJ+K5)

35 Uh.... wait a sec... US Flags to got half Staff for Pope Franky???

He's not even an American.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (QAkQ3)

Not the first commie who's had 'em lowered for them.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (dGCAG)

36 I think she has the goods on some of the various corrupt GOP elements here.

Maybe she's a high priestess in their sick NXIVM cult or something..

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:39 PM (2VST1)

37 I suspect she reeks of lard… or maybe Crisco…
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (PCK5/)

Too bad you can't smell it over the grossly fat person BO.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:39 PM (tQsHy)

38 Audits are beautiful things.

Posted by: toby928 at April 21, 2025 06:39 PM (5coB7)

39
C'mon now, be fair!

Ol' Stace needed $500 million simply to spackle that gap between her teef!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2025 06:39 PM (XeTAE)

40 33 19 Uh.... wait a sec... US Flags to got half Staff for Pope Franky???


so dumb

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 21, 2025 06:39 PM (Pv3Rg)

41 Not the first commie who's had 'em lowered for them.

Christians: The pope is dead? Oh no! Anyway...

Atheists: The pope has died, how awful and sad, we must wail and moan and cover ourselves with ashes and sackcloth, truly he was a beloved man!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM (2VST1)

42 >>Take a shallow water dive into the Funds that Obama AND Biden spent to bring exactly NO High Speed Internet Access to Rural Communities.

$42 billion to connect a grand total of 0 people to the internet.

Musk offered to do it for a fraction of that amount and was of course turned down.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM (viF8m)

43 >>Audits are beautiful things.


Of all the things that should be 100% Open Source, our Federal Financials are the Top of my List.

Every single American should be able to comb through the Federal Books and point out the Graft found therein.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM (F30Ty)

44 I think she has the goods on some of the various corrupt GOP elements here.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2025 06:38 PM (cduTK)

Yeah, she knows Kemp cheated. Probably can't prove it, any more than Trump can prove they slid Biden past him, but maybe she has something on them that keeps her bankrolled.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:41 PM (dGCAG)

45
I might be misremembering, but I thought I saw the U.S. flag flying at half staff last week, but for what cause I had no idea.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2025 06:41 PM (XeTAE)

46 Christians: The pope is dead? Oh no! Anyway...

Atheists: The pope has died, how awful and sad, we must wail and moan and cover ourselves with ashes and sackcloth, truly he was a beloved man!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM (2VST1)

Which, now I wonder if we lowered them for Benedict.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:42 PM (dGCAG)

47 43 >>Audits are beautiful things.


Of all the things that should be 100% Open Source, our Federal Financials are the Top of my List.

Every single American should be able to comb through the Federal Books and point out the Graft found therein.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM

I want to @ Doge this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 21, 2025 06:42 PM (GMfeY)

48 45
I might be misremembering, but I thought I saw the U.S. flag flying at half staff last week, but for what cause I had no idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2025 06:41 PM (XeTAE)

Most of the time I have no clue what they’re lowered for…. seems like it’s commonplace now..

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2025 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

49 In Obamas days there was a huge grift involved with stimulus money to winterize homes. Stuff like caulking windows. It will save energy and save the erf. So a bunch of companies popped up that would show up at a ghetto home, slap down $3 of window caulk, and bill the government $1000. All of them were run by “community organizations”.

This shit has always been there. But this is the first time anyone s doing something about it. Which is why the entire grifter class - D and R hates him.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 06:43 PM (DKKgv)

50 Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM (viF8m)

OK, so public money is given to a company or group, to do something... and they never produce.

Is there any legal remedy? Breech of Contract? Misappropriation? Fraud? Conspiracy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:43 PM (QAkQ3)

51 I might be misremembering, but I thought I saw the U.S. flag flying at half staff last week, but for what cause I had no idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2025 06:41 PM (XeTAE)

For Killmore Abragadocio Garcia?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:44 PM (dGCAG)

52 There could be video of tank abrams stuffing billions of stolen taxpayer $$$$ into her ginormous bra and nothing would happen to her, except democrats would ask for her "only friends" page.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2025 06:44 PM (e5NfL)

53 Where's my effin' new green friendly refrigerator!!!!

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2025 06:45 PM (dIske)

54
For Killmore Abragadocio Garcia?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:44 PM (dGCAG)


The greatest Marylander ever!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 06:45 PM (DKKgv)

55 She went to town on that all you can grift buffet.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2025 06:46 PM (YwEeS)

56 I suggest 'Spalding'. So you can yell at him like Judge Smails in Caddyshack.
Posted by: garrett at April

Maybe Saijo. I wanted Sushi because my cat is Wasabi. I was overruled.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:46 PM (p4NUW)

57 >>Is there any legal remedy? Breech of Contract? Misappropriation? Fraud? Conspiracy?

Should be. It's great that DOGE has been uncovering all of this theft but the prosecutions have to happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 06:46 PM (viF8m)

58 That's a lotta big macs.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 21, 2025 06:47 PM (3oAwB)

59 At some point a D will be back in the WH. Unless there is serious prison time for these people, it will start right back up again.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 06:47 PM (DKKgv)

60 So Wasabi is ok, but Sushi is too far?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:47 PM (tQsHy)

61 2 billion is A LOT of $$$$!!!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 06:47 PM (g47mK)

62 >Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (p4NUW)

Shibe! Name him something related to DOGE!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 21, 2025 06:47 PM (lQB/y)

63 eh, wtf, she's gonna (like so many others of that political ilk) be "guilty as sin, and free as a bird". probably even get to keep the 2 billion.

if bondi can't unf#*k herself and her department she needs to seek employment elsewhere.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (/Ghsb)

64 Well, $2 billion for new refrigerators and enough liposuction to refill the nation's Strategic Lard Reserve.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (wBaIH)

65
OK, so public money is given to a company or group, to do something... and they never produce.

Is there any legal remedy? Breech of Contract? Misappropriation? Fraud? Conspiracy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:43 PM

Silly goose, results don't matter,only intentions matter here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (GMfeY)

66 Piper, Tadashi

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (yp8Vj)

67 60 So Wasabi is ok, but Sushi is too far?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at

We call him Sabi, and I was told it was the ghey.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (p4NUW)

68 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)


Please accept my condolences on the passing of your wife, Salty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (MM+LG)

69 Take a shallow water dive into the Funds that Obama AND Biden spent to bring exactly NO High Speed Internet Access to Rural Communities.

$42 billion to connect a grand total of 0 people to the internet.

Musk offered to do it for a fraction of that amount and was of course turned down.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM


Trump asked nancy pelosi for the money to fill up the NPR when covid drove oil prices negative but she turned him down because he would get a win.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2025 06:49 PM (e5NfL)

70 Did her fat black ass pay any taxes? Any at all?

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at April 21, 2025 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

71 Wasabi is gay? Or Sushi?

You could call him Kobe. People might think you are a fan of that basketball player who should not have taken a helicopter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:49 PM (tQsHy)

72 I don't want to read the whole thing. I don't want to see the whole thing. That whole thing is a big fat land whale. I prefer mine in the ocean.

Thanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 06:49 PM (a4NoL)

73 Shibe! Name him something related to DOGE!

Maybe "Big Balls" isn't the best name for a pet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:50 PM (2VST1)

74 Cut n' run

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 21, 2025 06:50 PM (VJc7E)

75
We need a new fridge. The one here in the house we bought a few months ago has crapped out. It is some Whirlpool piece of shit and we hate it. It was made in 2021. Didn't last long.

We're sick with flu and haven't been able to shop for a new one. Luckily we have a fridge in the garage.

Is everything these days disposable?

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2025 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

76 Odd Job.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:51 PM (tQsHy)

77 The recent story about the Democrats launching a "shadow government," where they are having daily and weekly meetings is relevant.

Unaccountable billions secreted away to allies.
Massive spending, levels permanently locked in, with automatic annual increases.
Compliant judiciary, ready to issue any order to give a legal veneer to their attacks.
Sleeper agents and spies embedded in every department.
Shadow government, with officers promising retribution when they return to power.

This is war.
A well-planned war.
Against us.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2025 06:51 PM (5Hv8M)

78 Oh golly Piper, what great news! Puppy! Woohoo!

pix for the pet thread, please!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 06:51 PM (/Ghsb)

79 71 Wasabi is gay? Or Sushi?

You could call him Kobe. People might think you are a fan of that basketball player who should not have taken a helicopter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work

The matching food names. But can you even wrap your brain around saying no to me? 🤣🤣

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:51 PM (pZEOD)

80 ***Abrams and her partner Ari Matusiak, CEO of Rewiring America,
---

Rewiring America, how subtle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 06:52 PM (EJQ63)

81 Tiger Tanaka.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:52 PM (tQsHy)

82 The terror of tiny town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

83 olddog has a new puppy. Piper has a new puppy. Puppy breath is in the air.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 06:53 PM (yp8Vj)

84 66 Piper, Tadashi
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (yp8Vj)

Cute! Let’s add that and Kobe to the list.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:53 PM (pZEOD)

85 She was just sitting around on her Healthy At Any Size ass and then $2 billion dropped into her acres of lap.

She did lots of graft farming on those acres...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2025 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

86 Maybe Saijo. I wanted Sushi because my cat is Wasabi. I was overruled.
Posted by: Piper


What's on the plate for a sushi dinner?

Sushi.

Wasabi. and.....

Ginger!

(Please to not pickle the puppy.)

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2025 06:53 PM (DgGvY)

87 Wesley Snipes (for Red Sun.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:54 PM (tQsHy)

88 Or Rising Sun?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 21, 2025 06:54 PM (tQsHy)

89 General Mojo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 06:54 PM (MM+LG)

90 Musashi ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 06:54 PM (/Ghsb)

91 Denied !

https://tinyurl.com/yhdbn44m

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2025 06:54 PM (UJ+K5)

92 68 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

Please accept my condolences on the passing of your wife, Salty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (MM+LG)

Condolences

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

93 It’s GOD’s prerogative to send these people to hell. I sure would like to find His Suggestion Box. I know, it’s called imprecatory prayer.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

94 SHiba Inu? male or female ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (g47mK)

95 19 Uh.... wait a sec... US Flags to got half Staff for Pope Franky???

He's not even an American.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 06:37 PM (QAkQ3)

It is probably not in respect so much as relief. Cranky Franky did not care for the US, because we put the lie to his communism and faggotry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (a4NoL)

96 Did her fat black ass pay any taxes? Any at all?
Posted by: Ghetto Joe


That's called Reparations, white boy!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (DgGvY)

97 Breaking (hope you don’t mind, Ace): I am getting a puppy tonight! Shiba Inu! He is to arrive in the next hour.

Those spa treatments are gonna cost a bundle.
The ear treatments alone, coupled with the feather massage must be outrageous.

Posted by: Derak at April 21, 2025 06:56 PM (/84wj)

98 83 olddog has a new puppy. Piper has a new puppy. Puppy breath is in the air.
Posted by: Ben Had at April

My kitties, which are the size of this dog full grown are going to be unhappy for awhile.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:56 PM (pZEOD)

99 What's that legal doctrine about evidence of a guilty mind? Because parking $20 BILLION in a private bank account instead of the Treasury sure isn't evidence of that at all.

Posted by: the dandy at April 21, 2025 06:56 PM (8l8nW)

100 NaCly , so sorry to hear about your wife.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

101 At some point a D will be back in the WH. Unless there is serious prison time for these people, it will start right back up again.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 06:47 PM (DKKgv)

That was the strategy: Let's see if we can wait him out, delay the retributions, and in four years, we'll be back in business!

I think a lot of these guys get off on having to hunker down during a "hostile" administration.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:56 PM (dGCAG)

102 93 It’s GOD’s prerogative to send these people to hell. I sure would like to find His Suggestion Box. I know, it’s called imprecatory prayer.
Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

God sends nobody to hell. We do that all on our own. However, His justice is absolute, as is His mercy. I'm banking on the mercy part myself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 06:57 PM (a4NoL)

103 Maybe Saijo. I wanted Sushi because my cat is Wasabi. I was overruled.

Miso ?

Posted by: Heirloominati at April 21, 2025 06:57 PM (euPbd)

104 I think that $2 Billion was supposed to come to me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 06:57 PM (h9KKO)

105 97 Breaking (hope you don’t mind, Ace): I am getting a puppy tonight! Shiba Inu! He is to arrive in the next hour.

Those spa treatments are gonna cost a bundle.
The ear treatments alone, coupled with the feather massage must be outrageous.
Posted by: Derak at April 21, 2025 06:56 PM (/84wj)

Congrats and brace for drama.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2025 06:57 PM (xcxpd)

106 >Maybe "Big Balls" isn't the best name for a pet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:50 PM (2VST1)

Wrong!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 21, 2025 06:57 PM (9MzMt)

107 94 SHiba Inu? male or female ?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (g47mK)

One could certainly call him Elon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 06:58 PM (a4NoL)

108 103 Maybe Saijo. I wanted Sushi because my cat is Wasabi. I was overruled.

Miso ?
Posted by: Heirloominati at April

I liked that, too. And Ramen. ramen was a no, Miso was a maybe. I think it’s cute!

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:58 PM (pZEOD)

109 107 94 SHiba Inu? male or female ?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM

Boy. Elon’s Shiba is Floki.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 06:58 PM (pZEOD)

110 I am sitting at my local pub, reading the HQ on my laptop, because at about 9:00 this morning some fucknugget with a boom truck ran into the overhead power line that serves my block, and pulled it down, along with one pole. He's lucky he survived. Site supervisor told me he is being drug-tested. Power still off as of half an hour ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (MM+LG)

111 I am so sorry the comment came right after jim in Kalifornia’ condolences to NaCly Dog. I’m such a knucklehead.

93 It’s GOD’s prerogative to send these people to hell. I sure would like to find His Suggestion Box. I know, it’s called imprecatory prayer.
Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (LHPAg

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (LHPAg)

112 I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. They are so desperate to make her a thing and keep her around, why? Upon what possible basis??
---
When the AWFLs aren't clapping at the minstrel shows put on by Crockett et al., they are swooning over the Black Mammy, like Abrams.

She loves playing that role for them just as much as Crockett.

They're not racists, oh no!
They just really, really like to encourage and applaud the most offensive and demeaning stereotype of blacks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (5Hv8M)

113 ***legislation that created the $27 billion green fund that Rewiring and its coalition were able to tap into two years later.
---

So, it's not $3 Billion dollars. It's $30 Billion dollars.
Stacy Abrams and her buddy were laying around in $30 Billion dollars.
_Scrooge McDuck off the high dive

One $30 Billion dollar slush fund to destroy America.
How many $30 Billion dollar slush funds did Biden have?
No wonder we don't have any money. No wonder SS is going broke.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (EJQ63)

114 Kielbasa! Sounds Japanese, no ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (g47mK)

115 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

Please accept my condolences on the passing of your wife, Salty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 06:48 PM (MM+LG)

Condolences
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2025 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

Guess I didn't see the announcement. May she rest in peace.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (dGCAG)

116 I am so happy I got to stroke a check to the irs last week. I know my cash is going to wonderful places.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (1FWWQ)

117
Where's the perp walk?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (EJQ63)

118 75
We need a new fridge. The one here in the house we bought a few months ago has crapped out. It is some Whirlpool piece of shit and we hate it. It was made in 2021. Didn't last long.

We're sick with flu and haven't been able to shop for a new one. Luckily we have a fridge in the garage.

Is everything these days disposable?
Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2025 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

yes.
It's why I bought a used Admiral made in the 80's off Craigslist. Damn thing weighs a ton but it looks like it will out live me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2025 06:59 PM (xcxpd)

119 I...had no idea Elon had a Shiba dog.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 07:00 PM (g47mK)

120 I think humans are wired for puppies the same we are wired for babies. They smell so sweet, they are the cutest damned things, you just wanna snuggle and play.

Dogs are generally the best people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 07:00 PM (a4NoL)

121 that was my first thought, tcn; might be too ... overt?

we are still a threatened species ... in an all-too-real sense.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 07:00 PM (/Ghsb)

122 Did anyone mention Sake yet ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2025 07:00 PM (NtVYv)

123 Name the puppy Ken.

that's a Japanese name.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 21, 2025 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

124 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

I missed your post, Salty, but I have been holding you in my heart these last few days. I am so sorry.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:01 PM (pZEOD)

125 Ginger!
(Please to not pickle the puppy.)
Posted by: mikeski


* checks nihongodict.com *

The pickled ginger served with sushi is called "gari." That's not a very good dog name. So, "never mind" if it has to be a Japanese word.

Posted by: mikeski litella at April 21, 2025 07:01 PM (DgGvY)

126 Sake ? No one mentioned Kartoffel either.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 07:01 PM (g47mK)

127 NaCly Dog,

My deepest condolences on the passing of your wife.

Jay

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at April 21, 2025 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

128 120, this!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 07:02 PM (/Ghsb)

129 Fine, Katsu!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

130 My kitties, which are the size of this dog full grown are going to be unhappy for awhile.
Posted by: Piper
_______

I have never had a kitten/dog relationship fail. I did have a puppy/cat one go south.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2025 07:02 PM (UBKzV)

131 I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. They are so desperate to make her a thing and keep her around, why? Upon what possible basis??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (2VST1)


Gravitational pull?

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 21, 2025 07:02 PM (144I4)

132 four seasons, check if you have a used appliance seller in your area.

I have purchased from them and they do delivery and haul off the defunct fridge.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 07:03 PM (yp8Vj)

133 Fafo would be a silly name for a dog.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2025 07:03 PM (kBh81)

134 You could go the Steven Wright direction, and name the dog Stay, or Sit, or even Down. Confuse the hell out of everybody.

Eventually, they all get called Pooh-Dog or the equivalent.

Silent Bob suggest Snoochie-Boochie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 07:03 PM (a4NoL)

135 Gojira. That's a Japanese name of power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:04 PM (MM+LG)

136 Tora. Then you can call her by yelling "Tora Tora Tora".

Posted by: zombie Dr Moreau at April 21, 2025 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

137 I want a 3am breakdown the door, then perp walk and

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (ypFCm)

138 Sorry, that was me in #127.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

139 My kitties, which are the size of this dog full grown are going to be unhappy for awhile.
Posted by: Piper
_______

I have never had a kitten/dog relationship fail. I did have a puppy/cat one go south.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2025 07:02 PM (UBKzV)

We brought in a cat years ago. She didn't want to get along with anybody. Bloodied the dog's nose, was very hissy and unpleasant to the other cat. Scratched me more than once, and we put up with it until she scratched my son.

Oh no, bitch, you gotta go.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

140 Mochi ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (NtVYv)

141 83 olddog has a new puppy. Piper has a new puppy. Puppy breath is in the air.
Posted by: Ben Had

I just realized my bulldogs are middle aged--on the down slope. They're six years old. Typical life span 8-10. They don't act like they're getting old, though. I think homemade food will give them extra years.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (h7ZuX)

142 Let me try again:

NaCly Dog,

My deepest condolences on the passing of your wife.

Jay

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

143 I should write all these down, put them on the floor and see which one the puppy goes to first.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (p4NUW)

144 we are still a threatened species ... in an all-too-real sense.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 07:00 PM (/Ghsb)

Teach the dog to sic balls on command.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 07:06 PM (a4NoL)

145 Wouldn't doubt she thought she was golden and no one could touch her for anything she did.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2025 07:06 PM (ypFCm)

146
Who loves you, pretty baby?
Who's gonna help you through the night?
Who loves you, pretty mama?
Who's always there to make it right?

Posted by: Democrat rebrand attempt, D. Hogg, Esq. at April 21, 2025 07:06 PM (0sNs1)

147 110 I am sitting at my local pub, reading the HQ on my laptop, because at about 9:00 this morning some fucknugget with a boom truck ran into the overhead power line that serves my block, and pulled it down, along with one pole. He's lucky he survived. Site supervisor told me he is being drug-tested. Power still off as of half an hour ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

It happens. City raised the pavement (another story) causing box on the truck to be higher than the main light wire. Box broke the cable and as it came down it arced alongside the passenger door. There were bricks in the helper's pants.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:06 PM (EJQ63)

148 Chipotle is opening in Mexico City. You'd think they would have Mexican food covered in Mexico.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:06 PM (h9KKO)

149 Dash, I remember when you got them.. My boys are 12.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 07:06 PM (yp8Vj)

150
Good advice about looking for a used fridge. Thank you.

The POS that crapped out is loaded with so much high end stuff it's ridiculous. Simplicity is best.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2025 07:07 PM (3ek7K)

151 I should write all these down, put them on the floor and see which one the puppy goes to first.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:05 PM (p4NUW)

Stains

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:07 PM (dGCAG)

152 Little Boy is a Japanese name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

153 Chipotle is opening in Mexico City. You'd think they would have Mexican food covered in Mexico.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:06 PM (h9KKO)
_______________

Gringos' revenge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

154 "Stains
Posted by: BurtTC"

What's Japanese for "Puddles"?

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

155 The woman has to eat. You MAGA people are taking food out of her mouth.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (6TePA)

156 Kaiju (‘giant monster’ )

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (NtVYv)

157 Has Pam Bondi woken up yet? I mean it is Monday after a holiday weekend and all but, I figure she should be in the office by 10.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (/U5Yz)

158
Christians: The pope is dead? Oh no! Anyway...

Atheists: The pope has died, how awful and sad, we must wail and moan and cover ourselves with ashes and sackcloth, truly he was a beloved man!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:40 PM (2VST1)

___________

Observant Catholics: About time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2025 07:09 PM (QnmlO)

159 Puppy grabs a mouthful of papers and has the longest dog name in history.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 07:09 PM (yp8Vj)

160 Some of those half size fridges actually work now. If you head in the undersized direction get one with a separate cold and frozen door.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:09 PM (h9KKO)

161 I missed your post, Salty, but I have been holding you in my heart these last few days. I am so sorry.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:01 PM (pZEOD)

Same. You have been in my prayers.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 07:09 PM (h7ZuX)

162 156 Kaiju (‘giant monster’ )
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (NtVYv)

The floor is going to be covered in notecards

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:09 PM (pZEOD)

163 olddog has a new puppy. Piper has a new puppy. Puppy breath is in the air.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 06:53 PM

Aww...puppehs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (Wnv9h)

164 Make me.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM


You know some of the 'ettes added binder clips to their 'tool' selection this weekend, right?

Right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

165 "The woman has to eat. You MAGA people are taking food out of her mouth.
Posted by: Smell the Glove"

She so fat she gives a State Of The Steak address.

Posted by: Brian Kemp at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

166 "Stains
Posted by: BurtTC"

What's Japanese for "Puddles"?
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

I'm at work, so I'm not going to post the link, but you have to look up the vid for "Ballad Of a Dog Named Stains."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

167 All ended with J’s last name.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (pZEOD)

168 Little Boy is a Japanese name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

ha

Posted by: Jake and the Fat Man starring William Conrad at April 21, 2025 07:11 PM (UOzvC)

169 The Japanese probably don't like fat men or little boys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:11 PM (h9KKO)

170 People who are freaking out about the flags being half-staffed for Francis ought to keep in mind that we half-staff the flags for virtually any reason now. I remember when flags went to half-staff for Challenger and thinking that was a big deal. Now it is done for any and all reasons.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 21, 2025 07:11 PM (vm8sq)

171 We are all waiting to see some D perps do the perp walk. However if the first high profile D perp gets off then the whole shebang could unravel and everybody gets off. Maybe that's why it's taking so long - it is being carefully set up to avoid all us Monday Morning Quarterbacks.
It's a thought.

Posted by: Ciampino - I remember well - M Chevalier at April 21, 2025 07:12 PM (sPQoU)

172 Y'all are all on phones, aren't you?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:12 PM (EJQ63)

173 I think the new administration has proved about 200 cases of corruption and has indictments of zero....true?

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 21, 2025 07:12 PM (uTp11)

174 Has Pam Bondi woken up yet? I mean it is Monday after a holiday weekend and all but, I figure she should be in the office by 10.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM


My algorithim:

10 If (arrests_made) = TRUE then "Yes"
20 Else "No"
30 Goto 10

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2025 07:12 PM (0sNs1)

175 So, why don't we get Congressional Budgets now ?

This kind of shit. Both parties know. Neither want to stop it.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (si91G)

176 My phone just switched up to 5G.Woohoo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (h9KKO)

177 Katana

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (viF8m)

178 152 Little Boy is a Japanese name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (h7ZuX)

179 People who are freaking out about the flags being half-staffed for Francis ought to keep in mind that we half-staff the flags for virtually any reason now. I remember when flags went to half-staff for Challenger and thinking that was a big deal. Now it is done for any and all reasons.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 21, 2025 07:11 PM (vm8sq)

I lowered mine to half staff when I first saw my ex without her makeup on.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

180 No. I'm at work. And you just woke me up.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

181 Uh.... wait a sec... US Flags to got half Staff for Pope Franky???

He's not even an American.
Posted by: Romeo13


Nobody pays attention to flag code these days. Putting the flag at half-staff for any reason or none at all.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (hB7mE)

182 Puddles: 水たまり, Mizutamari (Mu zita mari)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (EJQ63)

183 She so fat she gives a State Of The Steak address.
Posted by: Brian Kemp at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM


"Is it available on YouTube?"
-- Chemjeff

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

184 $2Billion isn't money, it's a motive with a universal adapter.

Posted by: The Way of the Gun at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (i0F8b)

185 I'm at work, so I'm not going to post the link, but you have to look up the vid for "Ballad Of a Dog Named Stains."
Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

Another fun Ewetoob link: "The Woodbridge Dog Disaster" as performed by the late Stan Rogers. Pure poetry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (MM+LG)

186 172 Y'all are all on phones, aren't you?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _


Twitter X whoring they are.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (/U5Yz)

187 Maybe that's why it's taking so long - it is being carefully set up to avoid all us Monday Morning Quarterbacks. It's a thought.

Its a bullshit thought, and you should know better. The Establishment hates this, and Trump is still not ruthless enough to release the hounds.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (si91G)

188 She so fat she gives a State Of The Steak address.
Posted by: Brian Kemp at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM

"Is it available on YouTube?"
-- Chemjeff
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

*snort again

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (h7ZuX)

189 173, yup

so far we got the same rate as under joey sno-cones

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2025 07:15 PM (/Ghsb)

190 NaCly Dog,

I'm very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 21, 2025 07:15 PM (IQhz0)

191 Nobody pays attention to flag code these days. Putting the flag at half-staff for any reason or none at all.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2025 07:13 PM (hB7mE)

Yup. Lost all meaning, it has.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 21, 2025 07:15 PM (0aYVJ)

192
Nobody pays attention to flag code these days. Putting the flag at half-staff for any reason or none at all.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
----

Not tonight Feather, I have a headache.
_things that might have happened

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:15 PM (EJQ63)

193 182 Puddles: 水たまり, Mizutamari (Mu zita mari)
Posted by: Braenyard

That is a lot to say when the potato is being bad.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:16 PM (pZEOD)

194 "Is it available on YouTube?"
-- Chemjeff


You all stop picking on him !!!

Maet - every day

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 07:16 PM (si91G)

195 Another fun Ewetoob link: "The Woodbridge Dog Disaster" as performed by the late Stan Rogers. Pure poetry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (MM+LG)

I'll have to look for that one later.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

196 Chipotle is opening in Mexico City. You'd think they would have Mexican food covered in Mexico.
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

Now they will have the Mexican One-Step.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2025 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

197


I think Joey showered with Abrams, but of course the water ran off her body because of all the grease.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2025 07:17 PM (x0n13)

198 166 "Stains
Posted by: BurtTC"

What's Japanese for "Puddles"?
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

I'm at work, so I'm not going to post the link, but you have to look up the vid for "Ballad Of a Dog Named Stains."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:10 PM (dGCAG)
----
There's also the poem about Piddling Pete.

https://allpoetry.com/Piddlin'-Pete

Posted by: Ciampino - I remember from 1960s at April 21, 2025 07:17 PM (sPQoU)

199 The Shiba Inu in my book is named Mikumi. Miku for short. She’s a girl, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2025 07:17 PM (KxXVW)

200 Coming soon to China, Manchu Wok.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:17 PM (h9KKO)

201 But in fact, Abrams and her partner Ari Matusiak, CEO of Rewiring America,

---------------

This sort of nepotism is fine in a family business but our elites seem to have turned institution into a family business, their family.

I'm old enough to remember when this sort of thing was frowned upon but then that was an age of one breadwinner per family.

Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2025 07:18 PM (unUNN)

202 Tora. Then you can call her by yelling "Tora Tora Tora".

Posted by: zombie Dr Moreau at April 21, 2025 07:04 PM


The neighbors had a cat named Charlie. When we moved in we put up 1800 feet of 6 foot chain link fence in the back for the dogs and I dubbed it "the wire".


The neighbors on the north side of us were Vietnamese, grandma was a refugee from the War. Charlie would walk by the fence and the dogs would go nuts barking at him. When that happened I would yell "Charlie's in the wire".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2025 07:18 PM (e5NfL)

203 193 182 Puddles: 水たまり, Mizutamari (Mu zita mari)
Posted by: Braenyard

That is a lot to say when the potato is being bad.
Posted by: Piper
---

Call him Zit

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:18 PM (EJQ63)

204 Re: sidebar Clooney...

Not a fan and I never thought he was anywhere near "sexiest man alive" status but he looks much better with his natural gray hair. Sort of distinguished. The dye job is...... not flattering. I wonder if it was for some movie role.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2025 07:18 PM (2J/Lj)

205 Holy Shit Kristi Noem was mugged last night in DC.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 07:19 PM (DKKgv)

206 Coming soon to Scotland, Haggis House

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2025 07:19 PM (/U5Yz)

207 Name your cat VC.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:19 PM (h9KKO)

208 New puppy? Cool, I'm just back from wokking the dog.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 21, 2025 07:20 PM (G5+As)

209 Mr. Dmlw! is on his way to FL to assist his mama and her husband, both of whom are in health crises. The dogs are starting to get anxious and bored. I thought the tv might comfort them, as he always has it on.

So, how lame is this? I had to call him at his hotel and get a tutorial on how to turn the darn thing on and find a channel I can tolerate. TVs have gotten awfully complicated.

Anyway, I was looking forward to a few quiet days, but now that it's on, the dogs have taken their usual evening spots and fallen asleep. The things I do for them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 07:20 PM (h7ZuX)

210 Holy Shit Kristi Noem was mugged last night in DC.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 07:19 PM (DKKgv)

Too bad she didn't have a dog with her.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

211 There's also the poem about Piddling Pete.

https://allpoetry.com/Piddlin'-Pete
Posted by: Ciampino - I remember from 1960s at April 21, 2025 07:17 PM (sPQoU)

Then there was the kid that named his puppy Van Cliburn, because it was the pianist dog he had ever seen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:20 PM (MM+LG)

212 Trump is still not ruthless enough to release the hounds.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 21, 2025 07:14 PM (si91G)


The hounds are all uniparty.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 21, 2025 07:20 PM (NIkq3)

213 196 Chipotle is opening in Mexico City. You'd think they would have Mexican food covered in Mexico.
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

Now they will have the Mexican One-Step.
Posted by: wth
---

It's so different than what they are accustomed they will call it Texican food.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:20 PM (EJQ63)

214 Chipotle is opening in Mexico City. You'd think they would have Mexican food covered in Mexico.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yeah but “authentic” Mexican food is kinda shitty.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 07:20 PM (DKKgv)

215 Mention of Abrams triggers The obligatory Patrick O'Brian quote:

“the most unromantic beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2025 07:21 PM (XeU6L)

216 Back ro 4G.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:22 PM (h9KKO)

217 196 Chipotle is opening in Mexico City.

Just hope they have public restrooms.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at April 21, 2025 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

218 $2 billion for "a tiny town in Georgia"--her words, not mine--to get everyone a new refrigerator. Who thinks this is a winning proposal?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 06:34 PM (h7ZuX)

------------------

Chinese and Korean refrigerator makers of course.

Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2025 07:23 PM (unUNN)

219 Mention of Abrams triggers The obligatory Patrick O'Brian quote:

“the most unromantic beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2025 07:21 PM (XeU6L)


Well, she could get an honest job at a salvage yard, stripping insulation off #10 wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:23 PM (MM+LG)

220 Trump is still not ruthless enough to release the hounds.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson
-------------
Hope springs eternal.

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war...

Posted by: Antony at April 21, 2025 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

221 Anyway, I was looking forward to a few quiet days, but now that it's on, the dogs have taken their usual evening spots and fallen asleep. The things I do for them.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
---

Dogs have their comfort TV. Too funny.
Buy them a TV and put it in their room.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:23 PM (EJQ63)

222 Didn't Obama order the flags half staff for Whitney Houston?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at April 21, 2025 07:24 PM (IQhz0)

223 Salty I am so so sorry I do not have the words.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2025 07:24 PM (E0p3T)

224 Well, she could get an honest job at a salvage yard, stripping insulation off #10 wire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----
Damn! This wire stinks...

Posted by: Wire smelter at April 21, 2025 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

225 Noem wasn't mugged but her purse got stolen somehow. The most expensive thing she lost was probably her makeup bag, and that's including the $3,000 in cash she had on her.

Posted by: the dandy at April 21, 2025 07:25 PM (8l8nW)

226 12
'I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. '

I agree. She has a lot of people in her orbit for some reason.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 07:26 PM (3wi/L)

227 George Clooney looking like Bela Lugosi?

Bela could act.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 07:26 PM (HTwBY)

228 The Right Reverend Warnock, Fani, Wade, Abrams, what the heck is in the water in The Peach State?

Posted by: What A Dump! at April 21, 2025 07:27 PM (G5+As)

229 Man attempts to CLIMB Trump Tower — situation still active

Building swarmed by police

No known motive at this time
----------------
Stacey Abrams?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2025 07:28 PM (/U5Yz)

230 The most expensive thing she lost was probably her makeup bag, and that's including the $3,000 in cash she had on her.
Posted by: the dandy at April 21, 2025 07:25 PM (8l8nW)

Youch!

And the award for the cattiest thing said on a dog thread goes to.....

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2025 07:28 PM (dGCAG)

231 I so want these grifters to get three hots and a cot and a dick up their ass in federal PMITA prison.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2025 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

232 I find it curious that the most florid eulogies for Pope Francis are from non-Catholics. Most Catholics simply say RIP and leave it at that.

Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2025 07:28 PM (unUNN)

233 228 The Right Reverend Warnock, Fani, Wade, Abrams, what the heck is in the water in The Peach State?
Posted by: What A Dump!


Purple drank?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2025 07:29 PM (/U5Yz)

234 'I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. '

I agree. She has a lot of people in her orbit for some reason.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Kepler has entered the chat.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 21, 2025 07:29 PM (9VvLj)

235
Then there was the kid that named his puppy Van Cliburn, because it was the pianist dog he had ever seen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Van Cliburn just came on the stream I'm listening to!

https://theclassicalstation.org/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2025 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

236 Not tonight Feather, I have a headache.
_things that might have happened
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


LOL

As far as Japanese food related dog names, Musubi?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2025 07:29 PM (hB7mE)

237 Bane of the pretty girl, growing older.

https://tinyurl.com/yv98pc6w

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:30 PM (EJQ63)

238 205 Holy Shit Kristi Noem was mugged last night in DC.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 07:19 PM (DKKgv)
A warning.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 07:30 PM (LHPAg)

239 Most Catholics simply say RIP and leave it at that.
Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2025 07:28 PM (unUNN)

For his sake, I hope he gets (like I said this morning) two centuries in purgatory for choosing Godful Communism and Krugmanian Economics.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2025 07:31 PM (ufFY8)

240 Tora. Then you can call her by yelling "Tora Tora Tora".

Posted by: zombie Dr Moreau at April 21, 2025 07:04 PM


The neighbors had a cat named Charlie. When we moved in we put up 1800 feet of 6 foot chain link fence in the back for the dogs and I dubbed it "the wire".


The neighbors on the north side of us were Vietnamese, grandma was a refugee from the War. Charlie would walk by the fence and the dogs would go nuts barking at him. When that happened I would yell "Charlie's in the wire".
Posted by: Mister Scott

---
My sis and bil had a little dog named Bourbon. When traveling, they would leave the dog with my mother, who, when calling the dog in, would be on the front steps calling, 'Bourbon!, Bourbon!' It amused the neighbors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2025 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

241 So Frankie is pining for the fjords, is he? Missed out because of my local power outage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:31 PM (MM+LG)

242 131 I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. They are so desperate to make her a thing and keep her around, why? Upon what possible basis??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2025 06:36 PM (2VST1)
________________________________

Occam's Razor suggests she was let in on the strange goings ons in the Georgia Democrat party and the national DNC, and they know she is the kind of person not to show discretion if she doesn't get a piece of the action. There's no other real viable explanation. She's repulsive to most voters both intellectually and physically. She's no Rhodes Scholar. She has a very spotty personal financial history.

So, yeah, she was privy to certain things that best remain quiet. She's obviously an opportunist.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2025 07:31 PM (dIske)

243 https://tinyurl.com/yv98pc6w
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:30 PM (EJQ63)

Wow, she is hitting the wall.

Hope some South Dakotan doesn't classify her as a dog.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 21, 2025 07:32 PM (ufFY8)

244 226 12
'I will never understand the frenzied need to promote and protect Tank Abrams. '

I agree. She has a lot of people in her orbit for some reason.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 07:26 PM (3wi/


Golf clap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 21, 2025 07:33 PM (OA79/)

245 110
'some fucknugget with a boom truck ran into the overhead power line that serves my block, and pulled it down, along with one pole. '


Did it go boom?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 07:33 PM (3wi/L)

246 I agree. She has a lot of people in her orbit for some reason.

Strong gravitational fields tend to do that

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 07:34 PM (HTwBY)

247 Can't stop grift

it takes on a life of its own

Posted by: Don Black. Message: quit passing so much, and just shoot the damn puck at April 21, 2025 07:35 PM (AOsQT)

248 Did it go boom?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 07:33 PM (3wi/L)

I would guess "bzzzt!" or "pop!".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2025 07:35 PM (ufFY8)

249 When she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:35 PM (h9KKO)

250 The Left judges the worth of your death on how leftarded you were. Note I didn't say life. All lives are worthless to the commies.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2025 07:35 PM (E0p3T)

251 243
Wow, she is hitting the wall.

Hope some South Dakotan doesn't classify her as a dog.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April

That is her without the filter. She is still pretty, but should be careful with the work she is getting done. It’s a fine line before you go from helping to eeeekkkk!

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:35 PM (p4NUW)

252 Bane of the pretty girl, growing older.

https://tinyurl.com/yv98pc6w
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
......

What's all the weird lumpiness?

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2025 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

253 It’s a fine line before you go from helping to eeeekkkk!
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:35 PM (p4NUW)

She is turning into Marie Osmond, with the duck lips.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 21, 2025 07:36 PM (ufFY8)

254 When she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
Posted by: Boss Moss

If she eats one more pie a la mode, she's gonna need her own zip code.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 21, 2025 07:37 PM (9VvLj)

255 The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

The Secret Service has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noem’s financial instruments, the person added.
---

Two thoughts: It must be nice having a crew to resolve the problem of those losses.

The thief stole the wrong purse.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:37 PM (EJQ63)

256 >So Frankie is pining for the fjords, is he? Missed out because of my local power outage.
---

He has ceased to be.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: just shoot the damn puck at April 21, 2025 07:37 PM (AOsQT)

257 Stacy Abrams' Greasy Fingerprints Are All Over the $2 Billion In Biden Graft Sent to Her
---------

That's a whole shitload of ribs. I think I know why pork prices shot up so bad back in '20-'21.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

258 on the front steps calling, 'Bourbon!, Bourbon!' It amused the neighbors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2025 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

Tell me they all came running with whiskey glasses in hand. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (h7ZuX)

259 United Way, Habitat for Humanity.. It sickens me that they - those sweet little programs that we volunteer for, point our kids towards, and contribute to - become such coalition(s).

"October 2023: Rewiring America announces it is partnering with Enterprise Community Partners, Local Initiatives Support Corporation, United Way, and Habitat for Humanity to form a coalition – Power Forward Communities – to apply for $9.5 billion from the IRA’s Greenhouse Gas Reduction Fund for household decarbonization and electrification."

Grift rewarded over & over & over.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (NFX2v)

260 Christ rose on Easter, the Pope died on Easter.

Message?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (HTwBY)

261 150

Hell of a coincidence that so many here are having trouble with their fridges right at the same time I'm having trouble with my fridge.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (3wi/L)

262 Wow, she is hitting the wall.

Never got over her failure to have boys in girls sports I guess.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (/U5Yz)

263 Did it go boom?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 21, 2025 07:33 PM (3wi/L)

I think the circuit breakers on the line functioned as they should. This happened about 150 yards from my house, and all I heard was the sudden silence as everything electrical shut down. Decided to go out for breakfast, and the boom truck was still parked there, draped with downed wires. Truck is one of those "daylighter" jobs; big vacuum truck with a suction hose on a boom, plus a pressurized water tank. Used for digging narrow vertical holes to access uitility lines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (MM+LG)

264 Stanley Cup playoffs, baby.
Four games tonight.

My team excluded.
Not sure who I will root for, maybe the Oilers.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2025 07:39 PM (ufFY8)

265 The thief stole the wrong purse.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:37 PM (EJQ63)

or is not a thief, but a political or Media operative, and got the exact purse they wanted.

Looking for dirt.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 07:39 PM (QAkQ3)

266 Anna Puma, we know who ain't coming back.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2025 07:39 PM (yp8Vj)

267 When she sits around the house, her butt cheeks ruin the fences.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2025 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

268 So Frankie is pining for the fjords, is he? Missed out because of my local power outage.
---

He has ceased to be.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: just shoot the damn puck at April 21, 2025 07:37 PM


Gone to meet his maker, joined the choir invisible......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (e5NfL)

269 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (ypFCm)

270 "It is with great sadness that Jill and I learned of the passing of His Holiness Pope Francis. He was unlike any who came before him. Pope Francis will be remembered as one of the most consequential leaders of our time and I am better for having known him. For decades, he served the most vulnerable across Argentina and his mission of serving the poor never ceased. As Pope, he was a loving pastor and challenging teacher who reached out to different faiths. He commanded us to fight for peace and protect our planet from a climate crisis. He advocated for the voiceless and powerless. He made all feel welcome and seen by the Church. He promoted equity and an end to poverty and suffering across the globe. And above all, he was a Pope for everyone. He was the People’s Pope - a light of faith, hope, and love."

-- Joe Biden's 'X' intern poster

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

271 260 Christ rose on Easter, the Pope died on Easter.

Message?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (HTwBY)

Christ rose on Easter, looked around, and kicked Franky in the head?

(I know... straight ta hell!!!)

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (QAkQ3)

272 "The Secret Service has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noem’s financial instruments"

The whole thing sounds mighty fishy. Was she set up?

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F)

273 237 Bane of the pretty girl, growing older.

https://tinyurl.com/yv98pc6w
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2025 07:30 PM (EJQ63)
Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 07:41 PM (LHPAg)

274 That is her without the filter. She is still pretty, but should be careful with the work she is getting done. It’s a fine line before you go from helping to eeeekkkk!
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2025 07:35 PM (p4NUW)

I would let Kristi have her way with me. Of course, I am a very experienced 29.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2025 07:41 PM (MM+LG)

275 271 260 Christ rose on Easter, the Pope died on Easter.

Message?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (HTwBY)

Christ rose on Easter, looked around, and kicked Franky in the head?

(I know... straight ta hell!!!)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (QAkQ3)

Huh... second time I made that comment... willowed, both times.... /looks up....

Weird.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 07:41 PM (QAkQ3)

276 Holy Shit Kristi Noem was mugged last night in DC.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 21, 2025 07:19 PM (DKKgv)

----------------

Her security detail needs to be fired.

Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2025 07:41 PM (unUNN)

277 I saw Acres Of Lap open for Two Tons O' Fun at The Continental Club in '06.

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 21, 2025 07:42 PM (Rng/A)

278 Was she mugged or did her waitress merely steal her purse?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2025 07:42 PM (h9KKO)

279 232 I find it curious that the most florid eulogies for Pope Francis are from non-Catholics. Most Catholics simply say RIP and leave it at that.
Posted by: Decaf at April 21, 2025 07:28 PM (unUNN)

I keep hearing that as Bugs Bunny the barber saying "NEXT!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 07:43 PM (a4NoL)

280 Christ rose on Easter, looked around, and kicked Franky in the head?

(I know... straight ta hell!!!)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (QAkQ3)

Huh... second time I made that comment... willowed, both times.... /looks up....

Weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2025 07:41 PM (QAkQ3)

Christ harrowed hell Saturday, couldn't find the little bastard, had to pick him up on the way by?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 07:44 PM (a4NoL)

281 Now we are both going to hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2025 07:44 PM (a4NoL)

282 270 "It is with great sadness that Jill and I learned of the passing of His Holiness Pope Francis. He was unlike any who came before him. Pope Francis will be remembered as one of the most consequential leaders of our time and I am better for having known him. For decades, he served the most vulnerable across Argentina and his mission of serving the poor never ceased. As Pope, he was a loving pastor and challenging teacher who reached out to different faiths. He commanded us to fight for peace and protect our planet from a climate crisis. He advocated for the voiceless and powerless. He made all feel welcome and seen by the Church. He promoted equity and an end to poverty and suffering across the globe. And above all, he was a Pope for everyone. He was the People’s Pope - a light of faith, hope, and love."

-- Joe Biden's 'X' intern poster
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2025 07:46 PM (LHPAg)

283 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2025 07:38 PM (HTwBY)

🤔

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2025 07:55 PM (E0p3T)

284 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

Not seen: "Jesus"

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2025 07:57 PM (E0p3T)

285 260 Christ rose on Easter, the Pope died on Easter.

Message?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Eternal life.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 21, 2025 08:01 PM (NFX2v)

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