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reescrossing.jpg
Via Eyes of Infinity

Orca bumps into diver, then... offers him some of the fish it's eating?

Dog says "no" to a pedicure.

Capybaras at the beach.

Capybara hides from an alligator.

Chilled cat.

The very weird "Black Sea hare." What is it? Who can say? Take your guesses before clicking on the answer. No, it's not this.

Bird crossing.

Seagull ice cream heist.

Shark has a new tactic for attracting prey.

Dalmatian puppy watching his favorite movie.

Squirrel goes bonkers playing with a ball.

Rescuing pets stranded after a town is flooded.

Evil (?) otter hangs out with his pet-brothers.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 1

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 07:30 PM (g47mK)

2 Mother Jones @MotherJones Apr 15
Dogs have “extensive and multifarious” environmental impacts, disturbing wildlife, polluting waterways and contributing to carbon emissions, new research has found.

David Moscrop, newsletter @davidmoscrop.com @David_Moscrop 1h
The left should for sure come out against dogs. Another winner for the movement.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:31 PM (mZtdJ)

3 I wonder why some animals exist at all. Lions for example. Why do they exist ? Circuses. What else ? Can't eat them.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)

4 Albino, dear?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM (q7hip)

5 Same with some of these other wild animals - leopards, cheetahs.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)

6 3 I wonder why some animals exist at all. Lions for example. Why do they exist ? Circuses. What else ? Can't eat them.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)

God didn't want the gazelle getting cocky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM (q7hip)

7 Orca bumps into diver, then...
.....

Diver craps his wetsuit.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

8 Orca bumps into diver, then... offers him some of the fish it's eating?

That's a good way to, umm, 'fill your suit'.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2025 07:33 PM (p0167)

9 Twitter guy thinks that's a crocodile not an alligator

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

10 Stereogum @stereogum 8h
The Who have reportedly fired longtime touring drummer Zak Starkey for "overplaying"

Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden 8h
The Who more than anything is known for subtle and understated drumming.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM (mZtdJ)

11 Lions for example. Why do they exist ? Circuses. What else ? Can't eat them.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM

To sleep in the jungle, duh!

Posted by: The Tokens at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

12 Lions exist to eat you, unless you can prevent it.
Awimaway, awimaway . . .

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:35 PM (ZVgZ4)

13 Man, this retirement business is a lot of work. Monday is wash day, Tuesday is gardening, Wednesday is baking and ironing, Thursday is gardening, Friday is wash day...

When is the part where I sit and watch TV and eat bonbons?

Maybe I should go back to work so I can rest up.



I'm loving this.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 07:35 PM (a4NoL)

14 Stereogum @stereogum 8h
The Who have reportedly fired longtime touring drummer Zak Starkey for "overplaying"

Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden 8h
The Who more than anything is known for subtle and understated drumming.
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM

At least we're not banging the cowbell like Blue Öyster Cult!

Posted by: The Who at April 16, 2025 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

15 5 Same with some of these other wild animals - leopards, cheetahs.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM (g47mK)

Cheetahs exist because they are cool.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 07:36 PM (a4NoL)

16
PDT Livestream starting soon

President Trump Participates in an Easter Prayer Service and Dinner

https://is.gd/zeV7hM

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:37 PM (4qn55)

17 Stereogum @stereogum 8h
The Who have reportedly fired longtime touring drummer Zak Starkey for "overplaying"

Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden 8h
The Who more than anything is known for subtle and understated drumming.
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM (mZtdJ)
====

Who?
/obligatory

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 07:37 PM (1K1A+)

18 Drummers overplay?

Must be talking about Rush.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:37 PM (q7hip)

19 tcn, congratulations on the retirement.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:37 PM (yp8Vj)

20 Needs more cowbell!!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

21
My mistake: above is not a livestream

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:37 PM (4qn55)

22 " Duma" is the best movie about cheetas ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:38 PM (yp8Vj)

23 tcn, I am retired too. Guess where I am right now? Work.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 07:39 PM (1K1A+)

24 Maybe I should go back to work so I can rest up.

I'm loving this.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 07:35 PM

Well, as it's going right now, you barely have the energy to express even the mildest of disdain for former President Jos. Robinette Biden.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

25 The Who more than anything is known for subtle and understated drumming.
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM

--------------------

You've heard a lot about guys like Ozzy and me. Half of it is probably true. Everything about Keith Moon is true and you've only heard half of it.

-Alice Cooper

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 07:39 PM (2UnvF)

26 11 Lions for example. Why do they exist ? Circuses. What else ? Can't eat them.
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 07:32 PM

To sleep in the jungle, duh!

Posted by: The Tokens at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM (0sNs1)
----
Nope. Lions live in the Savannah, the plains, grasslands and not in the jungle.

Posted by: Ciampino - testing is a must at April 16, 2025 07:40 PM (sPQoU)

27 SanFranpsycho, you are quasi-retired.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:40 PM (yp8Vj)

28 " Duma" is the best movie about cheetas ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:38 PM

What's your favorite yak movie?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

29 Good evening everyone
Just want everyone to know spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 07:41 PM (ypFCm)

30 28 " Duma" is the best movie about cheetas ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:38 PM

What's your favorite yak movie?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

The Coasters?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:41 PM (q7hip)

31 There has to be lions. You want a baboon to be King of the Jungle?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (yp8Vj)

32 Nope. Lions live in the Savannah, the plains, grasslands and not in the jungle.
Posted by: Ciampino - testing is a must at April 16, 2025 07:40 PM

Ah, grasshopper. You didn't say the mighty jungle. The composer of the song was a Zulu from South Africa, and he should know!

Posted by: The Tokens at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

33 Stereogum @stereogum 8h
The Who have reportedly fired longtime touring drummer Zak Starkey for "overplaying"

Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden 8h
The Who more than anything is known for subtle and understated drumming.
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:34 PM (mZtdJ)


Effing drummers, man. Can't kick them out of the band when they are family.

Posted by: Mike Love at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (Aqu9a)

34 Twitter guy thinks that's a crocodile not an alligator
Posted by: gKWVE


Do you know how to tell the difference easily?
One will see you later, and one will see you after while.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (GxM4+)

35 I mean, you never REALLY know the Orca won't bite you in half.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (0HaGk)

36 Lions still want to eat you, wherever they are.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

37 How do you know a drummer is at your door?




The knock speeds up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (q7hip)

38 What's that bat doing in the water?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (0HaGk)

39 You want a baboon to be King of the Jungle?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM

Yes, because then I could have flung poo, instead of wearing Depends.

Posted by: Joseph Biden, El Presidente of Todos Americanos at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

40 29 Good evening everyone
Just want everyone to know spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 07:41 PM (ypFCm)
----
But you persist ......

Posted by: Ciampino - perseverance at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (sPQoU)

41 Curt Wheldon didn't kill himself
.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (VJc7E)

42 A tiger? In Africa?

Posted by: Meaning of Life at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (Aqu9a)

43 Yaks are low key and don't seek notoriety.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (yp8Vj)

44 What's your favorite yak movie?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Mr. Yakitty Sax Goes to Washington ...

Posted by: Adriane the Film Noir Critic . . . at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (tcomi)

45 There has to be lions. You want a baboon to be King of the Jungle?
Posted by: Ben Had


Elephants should be the king of beasts. Because any animal that can stomp the king of beasts into a greasy spot in the dirt, should be the king of beasts.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (GxM4+)

46 Well, as it's going right now, you barely have the energy to express even the mildest of disdain for former President Jos. Robinette Biden.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

Hmm... Guess you wanna start me up....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 07:44 PM (a4NoL)

47 A tiger? In Africa?
Posted by: Meaning of Life



He made the wrong turn in Albuquerque.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 07:44 PM (GxM4+)

48 Honey Badgers should be king of the jungle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:44 PM (q7hip)

49
so...failing fake news msnbc, same as the entire Left, is trying to make their "own Joe Rogan." So msnbc is trying to promote these youtuber/influencers -- but they're all fucking wacko blue-anon idiots.

For example: here's an msnbc shithead forced to correct one of his blueanon "influencer" guests for saying stupid, fake shit:

https://is.gd/KpnGPf

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:45 PM (uedZj)

50 Why did the drummer become homeless?

His girlfriend threw him out.

Posted by: Ciampino - no fixed abode at April 16, 2025 07:45 PM (sPQoU)

51 2 Mother Jones @MotherJones Apr 15
Dogs have “extensive and multifarious” environmental impacts, disturbing wildlife, polluting waterways and contributing to carbon emissions, new research has found.

David Moscrop, newsletter @davidmoscrop.com @David_Moscrop 1h
The left should for sure come out against dogs. Another winner for the movement.
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ)


Both Daltrey and Townsend's hearing ability are wrecked. How could they tell?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2025 07:45 PM (pZ64F)

52 Charlie Brown, he’s a clown, that Charlie Brown (no, not CBD).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

53 I wonder why some animals exist at all. Lions for example. Why do they exist ? Circuses. What else ? Can't eat them.
Posted by: runner

There's hilarious video making the rounds on X where an urban woman is holding up some packaged meat in a grocery store. "They want us to eat Lions!". She films the package and it says "Loin".

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (8ZzAw)

54 I would like to be retired but I bore too easily.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (1K1A+)

55 The Who have reportedly fired longtime touring drummer Zak Starkey for "overplaying"

Hmm, wasn't that Ringo's real family name?

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (g8z90)

56 Google AI says the frequency of an albino deer is 1 in 30,000. Humans are 1 in 20,000.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (Vj4xA)

57 Whoops. Copy and post fail.

Moar coffee...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (pZ64F)

58 Both Daltrey and Townsend's hearing ability are wrecked. How could they tell?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 16, 2025 07:45 PM (pZ64F)

They felt it through their feet.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (n7h9X)

59 35 I mean, you never REALLY know the Orca won't bite you in half.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (0HaGk)

Probably best to try not to look like a seal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (a4NoL)

60 "What's your favorite yak movie?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Yak To The Future

Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

61 Zak Starkey is Ringo's son.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2025 07:47 PM (Vj4xA)

62 I would like to be retired but I bore too easily.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



I can't wait to retire. I have too much stuff to do and not enough time in the day to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 07:47 PM (GxM4+)

63 Google AI says the frequency of an albino deer is 1 in 30,000. Humans are 1 in 20,000.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (Vj4xA)

That's probably because they are counting adults and not births. Albinos in the summer have a real problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 07:48 PM (n7h9X)

64 What do you call someone that hangs around with a band?


A drummer.

Posted by: Ciampino - no fixed rhythm at April 16, 2025 07:48 PM (sPQoU)

65 "Do you know how to tell the difference easily?
One will see you later, and one will see you after while.
Posted by: rickb223"

Mitch Hedburg? Zat you?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 07:48 PM (0HaGk)

66 so...failing fake news msnbc, same as the entire Left, is trying to make their "own Joe Rogan." So msnbc is trying to promote these youtuber/influencers -- but they're all fucking wacko blue-anon idiots.
https://is.gd/KpnGPf
Posted by: Soothsayer

The Left already had a Joe Rogan. His name was Joe Rogan.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 16, 2025 07:48 PM (8ZzAw)

67 52 Charlie Brown, he’s a clown, that Charlie Brown (no, not CBD).
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (ZVgZ4
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see, why's everybody always picking on me?

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2025 07:49 PM (LHPAg)

68 Drummers overplay?

Must be talking about Rush.
----------
No. Neil Piert walked the fine line of being "active" while not *obliterating* the underlying song. The correct answer is "Tool".

The worst band the devil could ever create would include Tool's drummer and the bass player from Primus. It wouldn't matter who the rest of this terrible band would be because nobody could hear anything they did anyway since the drum and bass would over-fill ever inch of the sonic sound space.

Posted by: Crusader at April 16, 2025 07:49 PM (TN0g+)

69 54 I would like to be retired but I bore too easily.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 07:46 PM (1K1A+)

Too much to do to get bored. I did all that crap above while I was working, but it took evenings and weekends, and now it doesn't. Plus DH doesn't need to do any of that anymore, which means I have a much happier husband, and nobody is wrecking the laundry. Win win.

Now I have time to farm, knit, read that huge pile of books over there, walk the dogs every day, lunch with friends, and plan parties. After 50 years, I guess I have earned it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 07:49 PM (a4NoL)

70 Related to the Quick Hits thread...

Andrew Côté @Andercot Jan 22
It's 2025. If your circle of friends aren't talking about:

- space-time metric engineering
- timeline manipulation
- psionic communication with higher dimensional entities

it's time to upgrade your circle.

Cthulhu 2028 @cthulhu4america 1h
Join the Cult of Cthulhu today.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:49 PM (mZtdJ)

71 "What's your favorite yak movie?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Yak To The Future
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

Billy Yak

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 07:50 PM (Aqu9a)

72 Yakkity Yak, don't come back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:51 PM (q7hip)

73 Hmm... Guess you wanna start me up....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 07:44 PM

Trying to broaden tonight's discussion to include the Rolling Stones, eh? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

74 Yakopolyse Now.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:52 PM (yp8Vj)

75 Puppy is trying to figure out how to get into the TV screen

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 07:52 PM (ypFCm)

76 Yakopolyse Now.
Posted by: Ben Had



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 07:53 PM (GxM4+)

77 R'lyeh Cthulhu phthagen!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

78 Stones lip sync video of Start Me Up was filmed in Hampton Va1980

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 07:54 PM (ypFCm)

79
I would like to be retired but I bore too easily.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

People like you make me sick!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:54 PM (uedZj)

80 Zak Starkey is Ringo's son.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2025 07:47 PM (Vj4xA)

Zak is 59 years old. Ringo is 84 years old.

It's go time!

Posted by: Izzy Mandelbaum Starkey, 106 years old at April 16, 2025 07:54 PM (R/m4+)

81 Mother Jones is stupid. Leftists love dogs, too. I know a dozen of them who would run over a human to rescue a dog. This is where they'd draw the line.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 16, 2025 07:54 PM (h7ZuX)

82 "The Left already had a Joe Rogan. His name was Joe Rogan.
Posted by: Blutarski"



hah. Those idiots alienated some pretty good gets. There's no way JFK would be cool with this shit.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 07:54 PM (0HaGk)

83 The worst band the devil could ever create would include Tool's drummer and the bass player from Primus. It wouldn't matter who the rest of this terrible band would be because nobody could hear anything they did anyway since the drum and bass would over-fill ever inch of the sonic sound space.
Posted by: Crusader at April 16, 2025 07:49 PM

Think of their solos! Then think of a duet!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 07:54 PM (0sNs1)

84 Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3 7h
The most dramatic landing in cross winds

http://tiny.cc/qatg001
23 seconds; large R/C toy airliner -- still cool though

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:55 PM (mZtdJ)

85
If I took a cruise, does that make me a sailor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (uedZj)

86 Does PETA love dogs? Why do they kill every dog they rescue?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (ZVgZ4)

87
I can't wait to retire. I have too much stuff to do and not enough time in the day to do it.
Posted by: rickb223
------

I don't know how I ever found time to work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (XeU6L)

88 I will not tolerate Yak puns!

Posted by: I'll be in my Yurt at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (0HaGk)

89 *willowed band talk*

The Beach Boys are kicking off their "Sounds of Summer" Tour 2025. Founded in 1961, the touring group features one original band member, Mike Love, born March 15, 1941.

This tour starts May 2, and ends Nov 21.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 07:57 PM (Aqu9a)

90 Depends if it’s a Sea-cruise.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:57 PM (ZVgZ4)

91 85
If I took a cruise, does that make me a sailor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (uedZj)
Did you get a paycheck from Dept Of the Navy?

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2025 07:57 PM (LHPAg)

92 85
If I took a cruise, does that make me a sailor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (uedZj)

Depends.

Did you kiss the ground when you docked in Jamaica?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 07:57 PM (q7hip)

93

Journalist and Astronaut Gayle King is neither.

Gayle King talks about events, so she calls herself a "journalist." Gayle King was a passenger in a rocket that never left Earth's atmosphere, so she calls herself an "astronaut."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:58 PM (uedZj)

94

Am I wrong about that? Bezos' penile rocket went 66 miles in the air, but never did a real "re-entry." Right?
That means it never really left the Atmosphere, right?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 08:00 PM (/FYD/)

95 93

Journalist and Astronaut Gayle King is neither.

Gayle King talks about events, so she calls herself a "journalist." Gayle King was a passenger in a rocket that never left Earth's atmosphere, so she calls herself an "astronaut."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:58 PM (uedZj)
Shatner is more an astronaut.

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2025 08:00 PM (LHPAg)

96 I honestly have no idea who went into space other than Katy Perry.

Did Gayle King go up?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 08:00 PM (q7hip)

97 Yaks are low key and don't seek notoriety.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (yp8Vj)

Can't have yakisoba without yak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 08:00 PM (8zz6B)

98 Mother Jones @MotherJones Apr 15
Dogs have “extensive and multifarious” environmental impacts, disturbing wildlife, polluting waterways and contributing to carbon emissions, new research has found.

David Moscrop, newsletter @davidmoscrop.com @David_Moscrop 1h
The left should for sure come out against dogs. Another winner for the movement.
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 07:31 PM (mZtdJ)
----
John Wick is not amused.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 08:00 PM (cweKM)

99 If I took a cruise, does that make me a sailor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (uedZj)
Did you get a paycheck from Dept Of the Navy?
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2025 07:57 PM (LHPAg)

Did you scrimshaw? Hum any Buffett? Did the cook have fits, throw away your grits, eat up all your corn?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 08:01 PM (Aqu9a)

100 Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat
the biscuit maker becomes the biscuit 😂

http://tiny.cc/cbtg001
9 seconds; not a fart video so I don't understand the biscuit reference

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:01 PM (mZtdJ)

101 Yakopolyse Now.
Posted by: Ben Had
------
Not Yakopolyse Gnu?

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:01 PM (mZtdJ)

102 R'lyeh Cthulhu phthagen!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
-----
The best line of FJB's speech last night!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 08:02 PM (cweKM)

103 Sure those aren't lemmings going for a swim?

Posted by: French Jeton at April 16, 2025 08:02 PM (DehcO)

104 "86 Does PETA love dogs? Why do they kill every dog they rescue?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 07:56 PM (ZVgZ4) "

killing is who they are ... words are just camouflage

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2025 08:03 PM (/Ghsb)

105
Did Gayle King go up?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Si.
With 4 other broads, including Bezos' girlfriend, who is now, also, a fake "astronaut."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 08:03 PM (/FYD/)

106 Let's combine the streams, Beach Boys and Sea Cruise:

https://tinyurl.com/yz68bfdt

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

107 Cats make biscuits.

Who doesn't know this?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:03 PM (0HaGk)

108 A cool GIF, IMHO, so those with true X accounts, please ignore the original tweet being replied to:

http://tiny.cc/kbtg001
Painting the town red.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:05 PM (mZtdJ)

109 Cats make biscuits.

Who doesn't know this?
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:03 PM (0HaGk)

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Dog owners

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 08:05 PM (cweKM)

110 You got to love the lefties.

Is there a shitty political position they won't take?

Pro-MS13?

Fuck dogs?

Kill babies?

Real peaches these assholes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 08:06 PM (q7hip)

111 With 4 other broads, including Bezos' girlfriend, who is now, also, a fake "astronaut."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 08:03 PM (/FYD/)

All of whom screamed like, well, girls, while their capsule plunged earthward.

Embarrassing twats.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 16, 2025 08:06 PM (h7ZuX)

112 Dogs have “extensive and multifarious” environmental impacts, disturbing wildlife, polluting waterways and contributing to carbon emissions, new research has found.
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They have there uses.

Posted by: A boy and his dog at April 16, 2025 08:07 PM (XeU6L)

113 NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF
One of the best swings you’ll ever see 🔥🏌️‍♂️

http://tiny.cc/nbtg001
21 seconds; taken at several different holes.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:07 PM (mZtdJ)

114 *their

Posted by: A boy and his dog at April 16, 2025 08:07 PM (XeU6L)

115
Did you see the crap the human-chimps took with them for their "historic" ride?

Stuffed animals!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2025 08:09 PM (/FYD/)

116 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Apr 15
WATCH: Elephants at San Diego Zoo Safari Park rushed to shield their young during Monday’s 5.2 magnitude earthquake, forming an “alert circle” around the youngest, as seen in video from park officials

http://tiny.cc/ubtg001
35 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:09 PM (mZtdJ)

117 I don't know how I ever found time to work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


I have a lot of fun stuff that just doesn't get done.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 08:10 PM (GxM4+)

118 A reminder of what Keith Richards used to look like: https://tinyurl.com/yrsuew3

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2025 08:10 PM (cvWHI)

119 Don Knotts is an astronaut -

https://youtu.be/K-XlF5MjUC0

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 08:11 PM (Aqu9a)

120 Nope. Lions live in the Savannah, the plains, grasslands and not in the jungle.
Posted by: Ciampino - testing is a must

My son lives in Savannah. Never saw a lion there.

Posted by: Hard Facts at April 16, 2025 08:11 PM (G5+As)

121 Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat
the biscuit maker becomes the biscuit 😂

http://tiny.cc/cbtg001
9 seconds; not a fart video so I don't understand the biscuit reference
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:01 PM (mZtdJ)

Cats are known for massaging their moms and each other and soft things with their front paws which is called 'making biscuits' or 'baking bread'. The rabbit is doing the same to the cat..

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:12 PM (n7h9X)

122 Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman Apr 14
On this day in 1967: TV station switches from black and white programming to color for the first time, live on the air.

http://tiny.cc/6ctg001
1:07 minutes; also improved monochrome viewing on 99.99% of the rest of the population's TVs.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:12 PM (mZtdJ)

123 Nope. Lions live in the Savannah, the plains, grasslands and not in the jungle.
Posted by: Ciampino - testing is a must

My son lives in Savannah. Never saw a lion there.
Posted by: Hard Facts at April 16, 2025 08:11 PM (G5+As)

so they have a crap zoo?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:12 PM (n7h9X)

124 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Apr 15
WATCH: Elephants at San Diego Zoo Safari Park rushed to shield their young during Monday’s 5.2 magnitude earthquake, forming an “alert circle” around the youngest, as seen in video from park officials

http://tiny.cc/ubtg001
35 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck



Saw that on Fb. Pretty awesome how they circled the wagons.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 08:13 PM (GxM4+)

125 32 Nope. Lions live in the Savannah, the plains, grasslands and not in the jungle.
Posted by: Ciampino - testing is a must at April 16, 2025 07:40 PM

Ah, grasshopper. You didn't say the mighty jungle. The composer of the song was a Zulu from South Africa, and he should know!

Posted by: The Tokens at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (0sNs1)
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I lived in Natal-Zululand for 30 odd years so I claim to know. No jungles there, forests yes. Lots of grasslands. For a long time now the only lions live in game parks anyway.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hluhluwe Game Reserve at April 16, 2025 08:13 PM (sPQoU)

126 Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker Apr 14
Today is the 160th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination and also the 160th anniversary of the most buried lede in the history of journalism.

AP's dispatch from 1865:
http://tiny.cc/9ctg001


[spoiler -- Grant was supposed to have been there too but was late for the train to D.C.]

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:14 PM (mZtdJ)

127 So, I've been on a long journey around the US on Amtrack for a few weeks, on my way homeward now. I wasn't sure how this was going to go because I tire out very easily and don't travel particularly well. But I have been able to rest a lot on the train and at family member's houses, who have been very kind and patient with me.

But right now I am experiencing what happens a lot with Amtrack: the station does not open in Cincinnati until midnight eastern, so I am sitting in a chair in the lobby area without an outlet. The laptop has 71% power, I don't think it will make 4 hours so I might end up on the phone.

This happens a lot on Amtrack though, lots of sitting around waiting at odd hours; the train to Chicago leaves at 1:45AM for instance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:15 PM (RKidc)

128 Virtually all penguins suffer from morbus gallicus (The French Disease), which often causes a spastic kneading action with their feet. This behavior, sometimes known as "Happy feet", has been well documented. Portrayed as "cute" and "amusing" by mislead filmmakers, the truth behind these uncontrolled movements is darkly rooted in the penguin's perverse past.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 16, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

129 Are there plans to keep shooting aging harpies into inner space, or was this a one-off?

Posted by: And What Possible Reason Could There Be? at April 16, 2025 08:16 PM (G5+As)

130 The “Dogs are bad for da Earf and must be outlawed” sounds a little nutty now, (and Cats slaughter millions of protected songbirds, btw… but keep in mind these are long term projects.

Global Warming and every other Progressive Commandment started exactly the same way, at first small, but insistent, repetitive admonishments over and over with increasing frequency and amplitude. (They won’t shut the Fuck Up, and they Won’t Change the Subject). We see this with everything. If Pets Are on The List (And they are) you have that to look forward to.

They told you everything they hate 50 years ago, or more. They just weren’t in a position to do anything about it. They also told you what they like. I’m not sure what’s more frightening

Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 08:16 PM (o/qTI)

131 Jaguars have the strongest bite force of all the big cats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 08:16 PM (q7hip)

132 Cats are known for massaging their moms and each other and soft things with their front paws which is called 'making biscuits' or 'baking bread'. The rabbit is doing the same to the cat.
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Thanks; other than the fart version the only other biscuit saying I know is "[something] taking the biscuit".

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:16 PM (mZtdJ)

133 Yeah, Amtrack would drop you off in Spokane that time of night. It can be fun, but not designed well for real travel.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2025 08:17 PM (cvWHI)

134 Let's combine the streams, Beach Boys and Sea Cruise:

https://tinyurl.com/yz68bfdt
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

Thank You! for sharing that. Made me smile. Now I have an entirely new rabbit hole to go down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 08:18 PM (Aqu9a)

135 Ah, grasshopper. You didn't say the mighty jungle. The composer of the song was a Zulu from South Africa, and he should know!

Posted by: The Tokens
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This rates a re-post of a ONT(?) link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDye3rNXLk&t=3s

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 08:18 PM (XeU6L)

136 127 So, I've been on a long journey around the US on Amtrack for a few weeks, on my way homeward now. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:15 PM (RKidc)

But you'll miss the third act!

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

137 >>If I took a cruise, does that make me a sailor?


What did you drink?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 08:19 PM (LkLld)

138 120 Nope. Lions live in the Savannah, the plains, grasslands and not in the jungle.
Posted by: Ciampino - testing is a must

My son lives in Savannah. Never saw a lion there.

Posted by: Hard Facts at April 16, 2025 08:11 PM (G5+As)
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So, they have perfected their cloaking techniques.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hluhluwe-Kingon Game Reserve at April 16, 2025 08:19 PM (sPQoU)

139 Cats are known for massaging their moms and each other and soft things with their front paws which is called 'making biscuits' or 'baking bread'. The rabbit is doing the same to the cat..
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:12 PM (n7h9X)
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I call it the "kneading dance" when my cats do it to me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 08:19 PM (cweKM)

140 @ 130, there it is. trufax.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 16, 2025 08:19 PM (/Ghsb)

141 JimSND update.. after 3 weeks in the hospital Jim has been able to return home with a ventilator and stomach tube.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (yp8Vj)

142 138

Klingon !!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Hluhluwe-Klingon Game Reserve at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (sPQoU)

143 Hi friends!

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (p4NUW)

144
141 JimSND update.. after 3 weeks in the hospital Jim has been able to return home with a ventilator and stomach tube.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (yp8Vj)

Praise the Lord!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (q7hip)

145 So, I've been on a long journey around the US on Amtrack for a few weeks, on my way homeward now. I wasn't sure how this was going to go because I tire out very easily and don't travel particularly well. But I have been able to rest a lot on the train and at family member's houses, who have been very kind and patient with me.

But right now I am experiencing what happens a lot with Amtrack: the station does not open in Cincinnati until midnight eastern, so I am sitting in a chair in the lobby area without an outlet. The laptop has 71% power, I don't think it will make 4 hours so I might end up on the phone.

This happens a lot on Amtrack though, lots of sitting around waiting at odd hours; the train to Chicago leaves at 1:45AM for instance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:15 PM (RKidc)

Outside of commuter trains I've always liked trains, you can get up and walk around, get a snack or drink.

Cincinnati used to have a magnificent terminal for trains, with huge murals of 1930 industry. Union Terminal. I was on one of the last trains there with a school as a kid.

I took a train from St Louis to Cincy Via Chicago in college . Which says a lot.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (n7h9X)

146 Second hand lions live with Robert Duvall and Michael Caine.

Posted by: I saw it at the movies at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (dg+HA)

147 [looks at margins]

Uh, oh...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (XeU6L)

148 JimSND update.. after 3 weeks in the hospital Jim has been able to return home with a ventilator and stomach tube.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (yp8Vj)

Huzzah!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 08:21 PM (Aqu9a)

149 Cats are known for massaging their moms and each other and soft things with their front paws which is called 'making biscuits' or 'baking bread'. The rabbit is doing the same to the cat..
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:12 PM (n7h9X)
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I call it the "kneading dance" when my cats do it to me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

"Sweet sweet love, to the blanket"

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 16, 2025 08:21 PM (MsrgL)

150 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Feb 24
If you don’t want to be hit by a jet of penguin poo, stay at least 134 cm away from a penguin.

Rob Fleming @r0bfleming
134cm is an oddly specific distance. Is this based on the penguins biology, or is it just outside the current distance record?

Rob @RobH09090909
*from the back end of a penguin

Tony Keyes @tonykeyesjapan
Do we have a number for Hippopotami?
(Asking for a friend!)

Noble Guardian @NobleGuardianIE
Wind-adjusted?

Arthur Hay @SneezeArt
"134 cm" seems a bit precise if neither you nor the penguin has a ruler to hand.

Abi Goulding @AbiGoulding13
Can confirm

http://tiny.cc/qctg001

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:22 PM (mZtdJ)

151 I am so glad to hear Jim is at home.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 08:22 PM (p4NUW)

152 Outside of commuter trains I've always liked trains, you can get up and walk around, get a snack or drink.

Cincinnati used to have a magnificent terminal for trains, with huge murals of 1930 industry. Union Terminal. I was on one of the last trains there with a school as a kid.

I took a train from St Louis to Cincy Via Chicago in college . Which says a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:20 PM (n7h9X)
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I liked traveling by train when I lived in Europe as a teenager. I found it very relaxing.

Except for that one time (ok, twice) where we had to cram 400 high school students into one train within 10 minutes....That was pretty exciting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 08:22 PM (cweKM)

153 I call it the "kneading dance" when my cats do it to me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 08:19 PM (cweKM)

I had a cat, a Persian who used to love that. She was skittish, but if you lay down she'd jump up and knead for 15 minutes. I had to put down small towels on every chair to act as a protection for claws if the clothes didn't suffice.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:22 PM (n7h9X)

154 People who knead people
Are the luckiest people in the world...

Posted by: Massage Therapists at April 16, 2025 08:22 PM (PiwSw)

155 What was that Tom Cruise movie where the Beach Boys had their last hit 'Kokomo?

Cocktail?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 08:23 PM (8HNt+)

156 141
Thank you Ben Had for that update. Let's pray for his comfort at least.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Game Reserve at April 16, 2025 08:23 PM (sPQoU)

157 It looks like Trump set a trap for the Pedocrats and they marched right in. As Van Hollan was in El Salvador, Trump released original police reports that prove the scumbag is an MS -13 member AND a wife beater. Delicious.

Also, he wasn't "mistakenly" arrested. That bit came from a Deep State saboteur in the DOJ who has been relieved of duty.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 16, 2025 08:23 PM (8ZzAw)

158 Just wanted to say that I went again- with my friend this time -to "King of Kings" animated story of Jesus from Angel Studios and based on the idea that Charles Dickens wrote a life of Jesus for his kids but was not published till after his death. A lovely animated faith based family film. This time I stayed to watch more of the credits and some people in the theatre were singing a hymn "I surrender all" which is a hymn from the 1890's . The tune is played during some of the credits. The small group at the movie applauded at the end

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 08:23 PM (kldNb)

159 Yeah I had a particular adventure in the little town of Hastings, Nebraska, near a cousin's place. The train arrived at 3:40 in the morning, and let me off at a closed station. Foolishly, I had anticipated getting a Lyft to the hotel across town about 2 miles away: not far, but way further than I cared to walk with luggage.

Yes, well. Hastings is a flyspeck. Even the taxis are shut down at night. I saw no cars at all on the roads until around 7:30 in the morning. So I figured fine, I'll just camp out on the lawn outside the tiny closed station, its about 65 degrees out.

Then the wind started. Then the rain. The temperature dropped about 25 degrees in an hour and I was huddled up against the building when my cousin finally woke up and saw my text. That wasn't so much of an adventure at my age as pretty miserable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:23 PM (RKidc)

160 Thanks for that update Ben

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 08:24 PM (ypFCm)

161 Never saw an albino lion in Savannah either.

Posted by: Macon Bacon at April 16, 2025 08:24 PM (G5+As)

162
So now you don't play possum, you play shark.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 08:24 PM (M4PBL)

163 People who knead people
Are the luckiest people in the world...
Posted by: Massage Therapists



People who knead people
Are the knuckleiest people in the world...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (GxM4+)

164 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Feb 20
Tom Baker’s scarf for Doctor Who was around 20 feet long. Its maker, Begonia Pope, mistakenly believed she had to use all the wool she was given.

Paul Lee @DrPLee
The original scarf was about 12 feet long. It seemed to shrink due to washings, damage etc and being replaced. Then it really grew in size probably at Tom's insistence.

Frankengrape @frankengrape
My grandmother once came across Tom B in his full costume, completely mobbed by fans who didn’t notice that they’d been trampling on his scarf so much he was choking - my nan quietly walked around winding the scarf up & handed the loose ends to Baker, who gave her a [jellybaby]

http://tiny.cc/zctg001

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (mZtdJ)

165 The bimbettes went past the von Kármán line (100 km) so technically they went to space. Does that earn them astronaut wings? I think not. Some X-15 pilots did fly past the von Kármán line. That did earn them astronaut wings, and rightly so.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (ZVgZ4)

166 What is 134 centimeters in real distance?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (0HaGk)

167 Yeah, the stations in the big cities are amazing cathedrals of marble and brass, very beautiful. About 10 years ago Amtrack got a bunch of money and started doing major rebuilds and fixed up a bunch of stations. Cincinnati has a museum built into the place too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:26 PM (RKidc)

168 I have heard that the King of Kings is a pretty good movie. I think its by the same fellows who did Prince of Egypt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:27 PM (RKidc)

169
JimSND update.. after 3 weeks in the hospital Jim has been able to return home with a ventilator and stomach tube.
Posted by: Ben Had

==============

Thank you, Ben. I hope Jim is reading, and I hope he knows we're giving him a shout-out every night on the ONT.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 08:27 PM (M4PBL)

170 That did earn them astronaut wings, and rightly so.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (ZVgZ4)

Kind of like Chick Yeager in the Right Stuff.

See stars during the day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 08:27 PM (8HNt+)

171 About that far.

Posted by: Your grandpa at April 16, 2025 08:27 PM (dg+HA)

172 What is 134 centimeters in real distance?
Posted by: eleven


52.75 inches.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 08:27 PM (GxM4+)

173 I am looking forward to taking my kidlette to that movie, Fen. Trying to do so Saturday.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 08:27 PM (p4NUW)

174 Ben Had, thanks for the update on Jim. Is there anything we can do for him & Iris from afar?

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 16, 2025 08:28 PM (Szews)

175 One annoyance with Angel Studios is how they panhandle the audience at the end of their movies.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 08:28 PM (gKWVE)

176 The Chosen.

Posted by: Come and see at April 16, 2025 08:28 PM (dg+HA)

177
imSND update.. after 3 weeks in the hospital Jim has been able to return home with a ventilator and stomach tube.
Posted by: Ben Had

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One more thing, Ben Had, is that a ventilator or a trach tube?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 08:29 PM (M4PBL)

178 screaming in digital, I have asked and Iris said just continue praying.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 08:29 PM (yp8Vj)

179 My grandmother once came across Tom B in his full costume, completely mobbed by fans who didn’t notice that they’d been trampling on his scarf so much he was choking - my nan quietly walked around winding the scarf up & handed the loose ends to Baker, who gave her a [jellybaby]

http://tiny.cc/zctg001
Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (mZtdJ)

I heard he had 2 scarves, a longer one for inside shots and a shorter one for outside/action shots.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 08:29 PM (n7h9X)

180 Don't fuck with an orca

Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2025 08:29 PM (1MTK1)

181 I know it’s a typo but Chuck Yeager. Enough with the bimbos! There is no Chick Yeager!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 08:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

182 I didn't see Prince of Epypt but this one was by some Korean or Korean American folks. Lots of old time English actors doing the voices including Kenneth Branaugh as Charles Dickens. I have mentioned it several times because I want it to blow "Sleeping Beauty" out of the water. 😊

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 08:30 PM (42Vb+)

183 Blonde Morticia, Iris said ventilator.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 08:30 PM (yp8Vj)

184 Should have been in bed a half hour ago, long day tomorrow
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2025 08:31 PM (ypFCm)

185 What was that Tom Cruise movie where the Beach Boys had their last hit 'Kokomo?

Cocktail?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2025 08:23 PM (8HNt+)

Correct. The music video for the song used as a backdrop the Grand Floridian hotel at Walt Disney World which was having its Grand Opening. The Beach Boys and Disney go way back . . .

https://youtu.be/oRTlfFlJ4o8

Mike Love as the dancing monkey

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 08:31 PM (Aqu9a)

186 Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 08:27 PM (p4NUW)

Great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 08:31 PM (42Vb+)

187 "52.75 inches.
Posted by: rickb223"


Stay away from those penguins!!

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:32 PM (0HaGk)

188 Prince of Egypt was pretty good, they downplayed the supernatural pretty strongly but it was well done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:32 PM (RKidc)

189 Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 08:28 PM (gKWVE

It can be annoying but the kids saying they enjoyed the film were very cute. if I actually had any money to give I'd give it to help families see the movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 08:33 PM (42Vb+)

190 166 What is 134 centimeters in real distance?

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (0HaGk)
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1.34 meters.
1340 millimeters

If you want it in feet, whose feet shall we use?

Posted by: Ciampino - Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Game Reserve? at April 16, 2025 08:33 PM (sPQoU)

191 Seriously willowed but:

On 'peer review'/stealing ideas check out Leo Paquette, Chem Dept, U of Ohio

https://tinyurl.com/2s486rae - go down to Chemistry heading.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Paquette - better detail.
Posted by: Ciampino - twice is not a coincidene at April 16, 2025 07:19 PM (sPQoU)

I'm not at all surprised. Paquette was a seriously arrogant headcase. I was a grad student there in the physical division while he was in his prime and recollect one day Weldon Mathews' group was moving a dangerously heavy spectrometer and had part of one stairwell in McPherson Hall roped off.

Paquette was inconvenienced by that and detached the safety barrier and went right on through.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 16, 2025 08:34 PM (/HDaX)

192 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 08:32 PM (RKidc)

They didn't downplay miracles in this film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 08:34 PM (Ivqq8)

193 There's a fair amount of penguin libel and disinformation that goes on in this fine Cafe. We expect this kind of division and outright subversion in these perilous end times. Flying freak flags and wallowing in perverse fantasies are to be expected. We move forward irregardless.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at April 16, 2025 08:34 PM (G5+As)

194 What is 134 centimeters in real distance?
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:25 PM (0HaGk)

About 10 average-sized wangers.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 16, 2025 08:36 PM (Aqu9a)

195 181 I know it’s a typo but Chuck Yeager. Enough with the bimbos! There is no Chick Yeager!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

What about me?

Posted by: Glamorous Glennis at April 16, 2025 08:36 PM (G5+As)

196
Blonde Morticia, Iris said ventilator.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Thanks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 08:37 PM (M4PBL)

197 167 Yeah, the stations in the big cities are amazing cathedrals of marble and brass, very beautiful. About 10 years ago Amtrack got a bunch of money and started doing major rebuilds and fixed up a bunch of stations. Cincinnati has a museum built into the place too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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If they published a schedule they would increase ridership by at least 25%.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 08:37 PM (9mlYm)

198 "If you want it in feet, whose feet shall we use?


Posted by: Ciampino"


The King of England, obviously.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:37 PM (0HaGk)

199 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Feb 26
In 1916, after falling out with his business partner, the creator of the font ‘Doves Type’ threw all existing Doves type blocks into the Thames. In 2014, the font was resurrected after mudlarkers retrieved the blocks.
http://tiny.cc/sdtg001
[You will enjoy the type sample page, Fenelon]

EOTWN @_eotwn
Before anyone asks: Mudlarkers are people who search the muddy banks of rivers, especially the River Thames in London, for historical artifacts and treasures. The term originally referred to poor individuals in the 18th and 19th centuries who scavenged the river mud.

Sage @lecreusetsage
Lovely font, glad it (literally) resurfaced.

FeralAdoration @hardcorps80204
I respect this level of pettiness tho, I really do.

G-Type @gtypefoundry
It has been revived digitally. Here’s the story:
https://typespec.co.uk/doves-type/

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:37 PM (mZtdJ)

200 I have asked and Iris said just continue praying.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Will do and thank you so much for keeping us updated.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 16, 2025 08:39 PM (Szews)

201 The story of the U2, A12, X-15 is really interesting. For starters, we’re really lucky we had Kelly Johnson. Guys like that don’t come along very often.

A lot of titans of industry lent their help, often more or less as a hobby or patriotic sentiments. Edwin Land, of Polaroid fame, was one of them. There was a lot of intense work done on getting cameras and film of sufficient resolution to provide useful images from a gazillion feet in the sky.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 08:39 PM (Rimwk)

202 I'm off to watch my yearly viewing on " The Passion of the Christ"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2025 08:39 PM (yp8Vj)

203 The internet gets really confused when you search Doves type.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:41 PM (0HaGk)

204 You got the wrong Black Sea Hare. This one is the Atlantic, not Pacific. https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/253929-Aplysia-morio.

But who knew?

Posted by: boatbuilder at April 16, 2025 08:42 PM (cGUxH)

205 Thanks, Ace. The bird Cha Cha is adorable but 5 minutes to cross the road is a bit much.

I worry when capybaras will be appearing in the Delaware River and around Gov. Printz Park. Tis only a matter of time.

Posted by: L - No nic, adore Musk & Miller at April 16, 2025 08:42 PM (NFX2v)

206 Evenin’, All.

A bitchin’ Bulg is a happy Bulg.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 08:43 PM (77rzZ)

207 Give 134 cm in arshin, if you can. Hint: Peter the Great defined it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 08:43 PM (ZVgZ4)

208 There's a fair amount of penguin libel and disinformation that goes on in this fine Cafe. We expect this kind of division and outright subversion in these perilous end times. Flying freak flags and wallowing in perverse fantasies are to be expected. We move forward irregardless.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front
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Da, Comrade!

http://tiny.cc/4etg001
1:43 minutes; excellent firearms too!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:44 PM (mZtdJ)

209 I worry when capybaras will be appearing in the Delaware River and around Gov. Printz Park. Tis only a matter of time.
Posted by: L - No nic,
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Do as they do in LA. Dial, Ruger 10/22.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 08:45 PM (9mlYm)

210 38 What's that bat doing in the water?
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 07:43 PM (0HaGk)

The breast stroke.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 08:45 PM (1Y0Cw)

211 Thank you Ben Had for that update. Let's pray for his comfort at least.
Posted by: Ciampino
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This

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

212 "The breast stroke.
Posted by: tankdemon"


FINALLY!!!

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:46 PM (0HaGk)

213 The story of the U2, A12, X-15 is really interesting. For starters, we’re really lucky we had Kelly Johnson. Guys like that don’t come along very often.

A lot of titans of industry lent their help, often more or less as a hobby or patriotic sentiments. Edwin Land, of Polaroid fame, was one of them. There was a lot of intense work done on getting cameras and film of sufficient resolution to provide useful images from a gazillion feet in the sky.

Posted by: Common Tater

=====

I realize the X-15 was one piece in a development sequence, but I'd like to think the Project Charter simply said "Make a plane that goes really really fast."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2025 08:47 PM (8AONa)

214 I watch a mudlarking channel. A woman who mostly goes to the Thames, but other places, too. Finds items going back to Roman times occasionally.
Related to type, she was finding hundreds and even thousands of letters (type) in one particular area near Tower Bridge and was wondering why. In comments to the video, a guy answered that around 1970 guys from a printing shop/school would dump the letters into their pockets after using them in the morning. They would have to put them back in their places (tedious). It was quicker to pocket them and toss them in the river at lunch. time.

Posted by: Exemplary Students at April 16, 2025 08:48 PM (G5+As)

215 I don't know if this has been mentioned yet (lots of comments to try to read through) but that shark was in tonic immobility. Put a shark on its back and it seemingly becomes paralyzed. Orca take advantage of this when they want to snack on a great whites liver.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 08:48 PM (1Y0Cw)

216 Give 134 cm in arshin, if you can. Hint: Peter the Great defined it.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 08:43 PM (ZVgZ4)

1 Arshin = 71.12 cm -> 134 cm = 1.884 arshin

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 16, 2025 08:48 PM (/HDaX)

217 NYPost: George Clooney says calling for Biden to drop out of 2024 race was his ‘civic duty’ trib.al/QpeI9XL
Clooney's scared of his own base.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 08:48 PM (gKWVE)

218 Criminal Referrals issued to 7 State AG’s against Dr. Fauci and Public Health Officials. They’re accused of Murder, Racketeering, Fraud, Abuse, and Terrorism…”

https://tinyurl.com/sjd9kn4h

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 08:50 PM (9mlYm)

219 Fauci gets one life sentence for each of the 27 million who died of CoVID.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 08:52 PM (gKWVE)

220 "Criminal Referrals issued to 7 State AG’s against Dr. Fauci and Public Health Officials. They’re accused of Murder, Racketeering, Fraud, Abuse, and Terrorism…”

https://tinyurl.com/sjd9kn4h
Posted by: Braenyard"

Holy shit. For real?

Oh please be true.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:54 PM (0HaGk)

221 I'll raise an eyebrow when just one of these shits even gets to a trial.

Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2025 08:54 PM (1MTK1)

222 What's next? Hippos in the Potomac?

Oh wait, that's just Meggie Mac and Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 08:55 PM (uepjD)

223 Fauci needs to be fed to the sand fleas.

Remember the beagles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 08:56 PM (uepjD)

224 I worry when capybaras will be appearing in the Delaware River and around Gov. Printz Park. Tis only a matter of time.
Posted by: L - No nic
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Yeah, well, we are on our way too.

Posted by: The Armadillo Coalition at April 16, 2025 08:57 PM (XeU6L)

225 220 "Criminal Referrals issued to 7 State AG’s against Dr. Fauci and Public Health Officials. They’re accused of Murder, Racketeering, Fraud, Abuse, and Terrorism…”

https://tinyurl.com/sjd9kn4h
Posted by: Braenyard"

Holy shit. For real?

Oh please be true.
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:54 PM (0HaGk)

Means nothing. You could send a criminal referral to a state AG. Has no legal force or effect.

Posted by: Sorry you got your hopes up at April 16, 2025 08:58 PM (TbWk/)

226 Posted by: Exemplary Students
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Excellent addition to the original anecdote/report.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 08:59 PM (mZtdJ)

227 We would consider ourselves lucky to have Capybara overlords.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 08:59 PM (0HaGk)

228 *In the Oval Office a few months ago*

Wanna see me get em to defend MS 13 and TdA?

Sir, no one is that stupid. They’ll never fall for it.

Watch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 09:00 PM (u73oe)

229 187 "52.75 inches.
Posted by: rickb223"
.
158.25 plump barleycorns.



Posted by: javems at April 16, 2025 09:00 PM (8I4hW)

230 As reported, above:
KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat 3h
🚨 BREAKING: DOJ & DHS release Kilmer Abrego Garcia documents.

He was arrested in the company of known MS-13 gang members carrying marijuana and cash.

A credible source confirmed he's an active MS-13 member with the rank "Chequeo" and the nickname "Chele."

In 2021, his wife filed a restraining order against him for domestic violence, alleging he punched her, scratched her, and tore off her shirt.

Honestly, if this is the Democrats' best example of President @realDonaldTrump wrongfully deporting someone, his administration must be doing a solid job.

They should speed up the deportations.

http://tiny.cc/hftg001
Document screencaps and booking mugshot.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:02 PM (mZtdJ)

231 meter is roughly 3 feet, so 1.3 meters is around 4 feet, that's how I do the back of the matchbook calculation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:04 PM (RKidc)

232 229 187 "52.75 inches.
Posted by: rickb223"
.
158.25 plump barleycorns.

Posted by: javems at April 16, 2025 09:00 PM (8I4hW)

6.660 millifurlongs

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 16, 2025 09:04 PM (/HDaX)

233 When all can convert arsins to versts, then you’ll have my respect:

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

234 Alan Cole @AlanMCole 5h
I'm trying as hard as I can, and I just can't figure out why Taylor Lorenz is so into Luigi Mangione but not Cody Balmer. If anything, Cody Balmer's motive is much more related to Taylor's own causes and passions.
Help me out here.

http://tiny.cc/qftg001
Gee, I wonder what it could be?? [comparison photos]

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:05 PM (mZtdJ)

235 218 Criminal Referrals issued to 7 State AG’s against Dr. Fauci and Public Health Officials. They’re accused of Murder, Racketeering, Fraud, Abuse, and Terrorism…”

https://tinyurl.com/sjd9kn4h
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 08:50 PM (9mlYm

Is this true?

I really want this to be true.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 09:06 PM (2sg1c)

236 4 feet is not nearly enough.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 16, 2025 09:06 PM (vFG9F)

237 That was a big goddamn otter with that kayaker. I was wondering what a seal was doing there at first.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2025 09:07 PM (3wi/L)

238 >> the rank "Chequeo" and the nickname "Chele."

MS-13 needs to be destroyed for this nonsense, if nothing else.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 09:08 PM (l3YAf)

239 Fauci gets one life sentence for each of the 27 million who died of CoVID.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Ah, but that's the trick.They did not die of COVID or with COVID.

They died because of the FDA required treatments like withholding antibiotics at the beginning of the public push to cause panic and mail in voting.

I doubt even 25K people actually died FROM covid. Even old folks. They were killed via the required federal government treatment protocols. And given cash to make sure they did it.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 16, 2025 09:08 PM (iwVGi)

240 231 meter is roughly 3 feet, so 1.3 meters is around 4 feet, that's how I do the back of the matchbook calculation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I think it's nice that you still carry matchbooks.

Posted by: Sentimental Sal at April 16, 2025 09:09 PM (G5+As)

241 How do all of these East-Slavic distance measurements convert to Solomia Maievska’s cup sizes?

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 09:09 PM (77rzZ)

242 Shelly?

His tough nickname was Shelly?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 16, 2025 09:09 PM (iwVGi)

243 When all can convert arsins to versts, then you’ll have my respect:
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

Tap, tap...

1 arshin = 28 inches
1 verst = 3500 feet

So, 1 verst = 1500 arshin

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 16, 2025 09:09 PM (/HDaX)

244 It appears that Italy has forced the EU into accepting some form of (acceptable to them) deportation of illegals
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I welcome with great satisfaction the proposal for an EU list of safe countries of origin presented by the European Commission...
...
If today even in Europe the defense of external borders, the fight against mass irregular immigration, the strengthening of repatriation policies and the implementation of equal partnerships with countries of origin and transit are a priority, it is largely due to the determination and stubbornness of Italy. The facts demonstrate that we were right and that we are on the right track
_Giogia Meloni

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:09 PM (9mlYm)

245 that's how I do the back of the matchbook calculation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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What is a 'matchbook'?

Posted by: Gen Z at April 16, 2025 09:10 PM (XeU6L)

246 241 How do all of these East-Slavic distance measurements convert to Solomia Maievska’s cup sizes?
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Four handfuls to one motorboat.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:12 PM (mZtdJ)

247 245 What is a 'matchbook'?
Posted by: Gen Z at April 16, 2025 09:10 PM (XeU6L)

A Gen Xer's favorite toy.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 09:13 PM (1Y0Cw)

248 A manly man carries a matchbook just in case he needs to gap his points.

Posted by: Semper Paratus at April 16, 2025 09:13 PM (G5+As)

249 134 centimeters in real distance is .7874015748031495 smoots.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 09:13 PM (0sNs1)

250 What is a 'matchbook'?
Posted by: Gen Z
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Not even the toy car etc. ones!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:14 PM (mZtdJ)

251 Horde mind!

Dinky too!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:15 PM (mZtdJ)

252 217
'George Clooney says calling for Biden to drop out of 2024 race was his ‘civic duty’

I think that did help the democrats avoid getting destroyed in the Senate and House.
And cheating.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2025 09:15 PM (3wi/L)

253 243 1 verst is about equal to 1 kilometer, or 0.62 mile.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 09:15 PM (77rzZ)

254 Live footage in the capsule - Bezos' girls in space. Or astronauts as he says:

https://tinyurl.com/yudn7uc8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:15 PM (9mlYm)

255 BRAIN FREEZE!!!

Matchbox!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:16 PM (mZtdJ)

256 Don't know when ONT will start, but I am already short on tiny umberellas

Posted by: Miklos notes that 500 per nite is normal ehre on a Thursday at April 16, 2025 09:18 PM (UOzvC)

257 Yes, I remember the audio of Alan Shepard squeeing during his first flight.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 16, 2025 09:18 PM (w6EFb)

258 256 Don't know when ONT will start, but I am already short on tiny umberellas
Posted by: Miklos notes that 500 per nite is normal ehre on

May I just have a cherry and orange slice?

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 09:20 PM (p4NUW)

259 Stop making up illegal distances.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 09:21 PM (0HaGk)

260 1 verst is about equal to 1 kilometer, or 0.62 mile.
Posted by: Bulg
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How many chains?

Posted by: Surveyor trivia at April 16, 2025 09:21 PM (XeU6L)

261 My Canadian meds have been in L.A. since April 6.
Guess they work on nepot time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:22 PM (9mlYm)

262 Live footage in the capsule - Bezos' girls in space. Or astronauts as he says:

-

It will be hilarious when it's disclosed that they were really around the 70% point before "in space" could be claimed.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 09:22 PM (rlK7S)

263 Shelly?

His tough nickname was Shelly?
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 16, 2025 09:09 PM (iwVGi)

—————

BACK OFF, MAN, CINDY WAS ALREADY TAKEN!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 09:22 PM (u73oe)

264 I see we have clear-eyed objectivists here tonight,along with one Big Penguins-sponsored shill.

Stay safe, Morons -- maintain a 1 smoot minimum distance from any penguins you encounter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 09:23 PM (0sNs1)

265 1 arshin = 28 inches
1 verst = 3500 feet

So, 1 verst = 1500 arshin
==

lol, no. arshin is about a yard

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 09:23 PM (g47mK)

266 It's odd to remember the large glass containers of matchbooks that would be on kitchen counters or in the garage. Free souvenirs from far off places, but still useful tools if needed. And sometimes mementos from things like weddings.

We used to be a much more interesting nation.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 09:24 PM (rlK7S)

267 Live footage in the capsule - Bezos' girls in space. Or astronauts as he says:

https://tinyurl.com/yudn7uc8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:15 PM (9mlYm)

Okay: Katy Perry @ 19s is still quite breedable. She’s pretty cute for an older America.

Bezos’ hooker looks like her face is vanishing. Sge looks like Dylan Mulvaney at 0:24.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 09:24 PM (l3YAf)

268 Hollaria Briden, Esq.
@HollyBriden

I’ve been holding off announcing this until I passed the halfway point but…I’m pregnant. Out of an abundance of caution I’m not disclosing the identity of the father, but he and I are both very excited for the arrival of our first baby together, a son we’re naming Texla.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 16, 2025 09:25 PM (TGPs7)

269 I gotta kill like 4 hours here, you guys need to be more entertaining until my battery wears out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:26 PM (RKidc)

270 "We used to be a much more interesting nation.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie"


The old ways were best. Even if we didn't appreciate it at the time.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 09:26 PM (0HaGk)

271 The way I heard is the producer of Doctor Who handed the costume seamstress several bolts of yarn with different colors and told her to make them all, so they could decide later which color scarf to use with Baker's costume.

She misunderstood and thought he meant make one scarf out of all the colors.

But the producer and Baker liked the finished product so much they just went with it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 09:27 PM (6ydKt)

272 Taylor Lorenz is appearing on Hannity. !!!

Posted by: L - No nic, adore Musk & Miller at April 16, 2025 09:27 PM (NFX2v)

273 Hollaria Briden, Esq.
@HollyBriden

==

who ???

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 09:27 PM (g47mK)

274 I like the little swords you used to get in rum cocktails.

I’ve had many a sword fight at the bar.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 09:27 PM (tAfvS)

275 Who's scarf was awesome. I always wanted one like it but I'm too short to pull off the look.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 09:29 PM (gKWVE)

276 I gotta kill like 4 hours here, you guys need to be more entertaining until my battery wears out
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That's what I said!

Posted by: amy schumer at April 16, 2025 09:30 PM (mZtdJ)

277 I’ve been holding off announcing this until I passed the halfway point but…I’m pregnant. Out of an abundance of caution I’m not disclosing the identity of the father, but he and I are both very excited for the arrival of our first baby together, a son we’re naming Texla.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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We need some context here.
Mister Ghost is having a baby?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:30 PM (9mlYm)

278 I’ve had many a sword fight at the bar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 09:27 PM (tAfvS)

Me too!

Posted by: David Hogg at April 16, 2025 09:30 PM (l3YAf)

279 I gotta kill like 4 hours here, you guys need to be more entertaining until my battery wears out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:26 PM

Try not to let the polymorphically-perverse projectile poopers harsh your mellow.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 09:30 PM (0sNs1)

280 My oldest brother looked a little like Tom Baker, he had a scarf like that but we don't often get weather cold enough to justify one

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:31 PM (RKidc)

281 Live footage in the capsule - Bezos' girls in space. Or astronauts as he says:

The "empowerment" waz underwhelming.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2025 09:31 PM (mH6SG)

282 Has anybody heard from Salty today? I believe his wife was having heart surgery.

I am glad that Jim SND made it home.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 09:32 PM (0nHVk)

283 I gotta kill like 4 hours here, you guys need to be more entertaining until my battery wears out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:26 PM (RKidc)
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READ A BOOK!

Posted by: Handy the Puppet at April 16, 2025 09:32 PM (cweKM)

284 I like the little swords you used to get in rum cocktails.

I’ve had many a sword fight at the bar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 09:27 PM

You'll poke your eye out!

Posted by: Ralphie's Teacher at April 16, 2025 09:32 PM (0sNs1)

285 The brutality of our healthcare system is finally being acknowledged.

You're advocating putting a smiley face on assassination, said Hannity.

Our healthcare system is violent.
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I can't listen any longer between the two of them.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk & Miller at April 16, 2025 09:33 PM (NFX2v)

286 Pretty sure Tom Baker's Doctor could have done a Rapunzel with that scarf. I wonder if Douglas Adams, who did write for the Baker episodes, get inspired by the scarf to make his towel integral to his Arthur Dent misadventures?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 09:33 PM (uepjD)

287 "She misunderstood and thought he meant make one scarf out of all the colors.

But the producer and Baker liked the finished product so much they just went with it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf"

She's like the Betsy Ross of Dr. Who.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2025 09:33 PM (0HaGk)

288 I’ve had many a sword fight at the bar.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Me too!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 16, 2025 09:33 PM (G5+As)

289 "lol, no. arshin is about a yard
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 09:23 PM (g47mK)"

Wiki's table of old-timey pre-commie units sez otherwise.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 16, 2025 09:33 PM (/HDaX)

290 I'm watching the Fist of the North Star two-parter, and the first hour is about 300 out of 300 for manliness. Next is a half hour of kindness, crying, and melodrama.

Halfway through and recommending.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2025 09:34 PM (lhenN)

291 100 cm = 39 ins

Posted by: Ciampino - it's a long way to Tip A Rary at April 16, 2025 09:34 PM (sPQoU)

292 I gotta kill like 4 hours here, you guys need to be more entertaining until my battery wears out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:26 PM (RKidc)
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READ A BOOK!
Posted by: Handy the Puppet

--

BUY SOME LAND

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 09:34 PM (rlK7S)

293 The Thief did not bargain
The Thief did not promise
The Thief asked to be remembered
The Thief spent that night...

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2025 09:34 PM (gbOdA)

294 Me too!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 16, 2025 09:33 PM (G5+As)

You’re old news, Boomer! Youth revolution!

Posted by: David Hogg at April 16, 2025 09:34 PM (l3YAf)

295 I’ve had many a sword fight at the bar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 09:27 PM

Me too!
Posted by: David Hogg at April 16, 2025 09:30 PM

They put those plastic swords in Shirley Temples?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 09:35 PM (0sNs1)

296 Fist of the North Star - 500 ways to make the human body explode in gore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 09:35 PM (uepjD)

297 I gotta kill like 4 hours here, you guys need to be more entertaining until my battery wears out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=====

Train stations should be hoppin' with hookers and blow

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2025 09:36 PM (8AONa)

298 I do have my kindle and am about half way through re reading the Fafhrd and Gray Mouser books but I needed a break.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:36 PM (RKidc)

299 Ha.

El Salvador told Van Hollen to fuck off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 09:36 PM (2sg1c)

300 292 I gotta kill like 4 hours here, you guys need to be more entertaining until my battery wears out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:26 PM (RKidc)
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READ A BOOK!
Posted by: Handy the Puppet

--

BUY SOME LAND
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 09:34 PM (rlK7S)

Invest in plastics!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 16, 2025 09:36 PM (ZTJjv)

301 I'm watching the Fist of the North Star two-parter, and the first hour is about 300 out of 300 for manliness. Next is a half hour of kindness, crying, and melodrama.

Halfway through and recommending.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

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I've watched (and own) a BUNCH of old kung fu movies. Master Killer, Drunken Monkey, etc. type of stuff. LURV IT. I'm sort of curious about this kind of thing. Is this a good jumping off point?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 16, 2025 09:37 PM (rlK7S)

302 Bukele should have let Van Hollen into the prison to meet the prisoners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 09:37 PM (uepjD)

303 Train stations should be hoppin' with hookers and blow

I saw a couple bums in Chicago Union Station but I'm all alone here other than the security guards

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:37 PM (RKidc)

304 Shelly?

His tough nickname was Shelly?
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 16, 2025 09:09 PM (iwVGi)

How do you do? My name is Sue. Now yer gonna die!

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue at April 16, 2025 09:38 PM (Aqu9a)

305 How many axe-handle widths in Kardashian ass units is 134 cm?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 09:40 PM (Aqu9a)

306 Ha.

El Salvador told Van Hollen to fuck off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 09:36 PM (2sg1c)

They prefer VanHagar?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 09:41 PM (Aqu9a)

307 You're a short walk from the site of Crosley Field

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2025 09:42 PM (8AONa)

308 Speaking of rum, Tom Baker did a fun turn as Capt. Redbeard Rum in Blackadder II.


Blackadder: I was under the impression that it's common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew?

Captain Rum: Opinion is divided on the subject

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 16, 2025 09:42 PM (/HDaX)

309
Just looked up Alan Shepard. He died in 1998, second Moonwalker to pass, at age 74. He made a small fortune, post Apollo. Good on him.

Four Moonwalkers still remain alive. Just 4.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2025 09:43 PM (w6EFb)

310 I am not enthused with the idea of walking around downtown Cincinnati in the night time carrying a bunch of luggage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:44 PM (RKidc)

311 "A woman's hands!!!!"
--Captain Rum

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 09:45 PM (RKidc)

312 " How many axe-handle widths in Kardashian ass units is 134 cm?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 09:40 PM (Aqu9a)"

That's easy.

One.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 16, 2025 09:45 PM (/HDaX)

313 Tom Baker played a sodden member of the clergy in the BBC mini-series The Life and Loves of a She-Devil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 09:45 PM (uepjD)

314 Who is Gray Mouser?

Kill the Zionists, boys and girls!

Posted by: zombie farfour mouse at April 16, 2025 09:46 PM (mZtdJ)

315 I am not enthused with the idea of walking around downtown Cincinnati in the night time carrying a bunch of luggage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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You wouldn't have to carry it for long.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 16, 2025 09:46 PM (uW5Vz)

316 303 Train stations should be hoppin' with hookers and blow

I saw a couple bums in Chicago Union Station but I'm all alone here other than the security guards
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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It's because AmTrak doesn't publish a schedule.
If they published a schedule more people would ride.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:46 PM (9mlYm)

317 305 How many axe-handle widths in Kardashian ass units is 134 cm?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 09:40 PM (Aqu9a)
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Before or after wiping?

Posted by: Ciampino - it's a long roll of TP at April 16, 2025 09:46 PM (sPQoU)

318 She's as crazy as a s*it house rat, trying her best to be a hip, young disruptor.

"Try to understand the idiology." "People have the right of free speech." All in as far as the supporters of murderer Luigi Mangione.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk & Miller at April 16, 2025 09:46 PM (NFX2v)

319 Tom Baker played Rasputin in Nicholas and Alexandra.

Life comes full circle.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:47 PM (mZtdJ)

320 *points*

(mZtdJ)

I demand that we be treated to a higher quality vermin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 09:47 PM (uepjD)

321 I wonder why some animals exist at all. Lions for example. Why do they exist ? Circuses. What else ? Can't eat them.
Posted by: runner

They exist for the Worf Effect.

Worf was in the show so the really big bad guys could knock around a badass Klingon, so the viewers would know the really big bad guys were really big and bad.

Lions? Same thing, but for the biblical Daniel.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2025 09:47 PM (DgGvY)

322 They life flighted Mrs Salty to KU Med in Kansas City about mid day. They are to create a new plan of action, as there was a new issue with her heart yesterday.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2025 09:48 PM (cvWHI)

323 North Star: What I liked about Jojo was the bell-clapper switch between hard-assery and tender melodrama.

BRB, somebody just beheaded a tiger with a karate chop.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2025 09:48 PM (lhenN)

324 I am not enthused with the idea of walking around downtown Cincinnati in the night time carrying a bunch of luggage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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You wouldn't have to carry it for long.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie

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And it would be way more entertaining than us

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2025 09:48 PM (8AONa)

325 302 Bukele should have let Van Hollen into the prison to meet the prisoners.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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and left him there

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:48 PM (9mlYm)

326 Going from kung fu movies to animated fighting shows is only recommended if you like the artwork.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2025 09:50 PM (lhenN)

327 Four Moonwalkers still remain alive. Just 4.

Sadly, we are nearing the end of what was once a magnificent achievement. Godspeed, Moonwalkers.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2025 09:50 PM (mH6SG)

328 322 They life flighted Mrs Salty to KU Med in Kansas City about mid day. They are to create a new plan of action, as there was a new issue with her heart yesterday.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Terrible.
Prayers for Mrs. Salty.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 09:50 PM (9mlYm)

329 302
'Bukele should have let Van Hollen into the prison to meet the prisoners.'

And then 'accidentally' forget to let him out for a few hours.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2025 09:51 PM (3wi/L)

330 Prayers for Mrs Salty

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 16, 2025 09:51 PM (ewhCO)

331 Arshin is the Russian cubit and was defined by Peter the Great as exactly 28 English inches. Why 28 inches? Because he was the Czar, that’s why!
So 134 cm at exactly 2.54 cm to the inch and 28 inches to to the arshin gives 1.884 arshin to more places than in the original measurement. I’ve.just finished an alternate history novel The Romanov Rescue by Tom Kratman and two others where a rescue attempt is made to save the Romanovs from the Bolsheviks using a loaned German airship with a German crew, very good, recommended. Anyway the assault team are old regime Russians and give every distance in arshin.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 09:51 PM (ZVgZ4)

332 For palate cleansing from Fist of the North Star, could always read the manga Berserk

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 09:52 PM (uepjD)

333 Time to go on kitty patrol...


...All present and accounted for!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 09:52 PM (cweKM)

334 322 They life flighted Mrs Salty to KU Med in Kansas City about mid day. They are to create a new plan of action, as there was a new issue with her heart yesterday.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2025 09:48 PM (cvWHI)
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Prayers for Mrs Salty and Salty.

Posted by: Ciampino - I've been there ... at April 16, 2025 09:52 PM (sPQoU)

335 I demand that we be treated to a higher quality vermin.
------
They replaced Farfour after his death but I can't recall the animal now.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 09:52 PM (mZtdJ)

336 Fervent prayers up for the Salty clan.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2025 09:53 PM (mH6SG)

337 Thank you Notsothoreau, continued prayers for Salty and his bride.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 09:54 PM (0nHVk)

338 I saw a couple bums in Chicago Union Station but I'm all alone here other than the security guards
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Handy tip: draw a sign if you need to take a nap. "I'm not dead, plz don't bugger me XD"

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 09:54 PM (gKWVE)

339 >> Godspeed, Moonwalkers.

The four who remain: Buzz Aldrin, 95, David Scott, 92, Harrison Schmitt and Charles Duke, both 89.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2025 09:55 PM (w6EFb)

340 322 They life flighted Mrs Salty to KU Med in Kansas City about mid day. They are to create a new plan of action, as there was a new issue with her heart yesterday.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2025 09:48 PM (cvWHI)
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Prayers for Mrs Salty and Salty.
Posted by: Ciampino - I've been there ... at April 16, 2025 09:52 PM (sPQoU)

Prayer sent for both.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2025 09:55 PM (Aqu9a)

341 OY!

Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 09:55 PM (AOsQT)

342 i caught a bit of hannity with lorenz taylor. i wouldn't say ugly but she looks better in pictures. it was like listening to two dogs barking over who gets to eat the piece of turd with a piece of undigested meat sticking out

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 09:56 PM (CWTWj)

343 333 Time to go on kitty patrol...


...All present and accounted for!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Lucy the Fink is loading right next to me on the couch. I should walk over to the beach, but it’s blowing stink out of the north at 25 and makes it COLD.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 09:56 PM (1027l)

344 LOAFING.

FUCKING AUTOCUCUMBER

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 09:58 PM (5AobS)

345 Autocucumber mocks us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 09:59 PM (Wnv9h)

346 They life flighted Mrs Salty to KU Med in Kansas City about mid day. They are to create a new plan of action, as there was a new issue with her heart yesterday.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

may God bless her. KU Med is amazing, but don't let them fragment her care. Each specialist is so concerned with his/her own specialty that one doesn't always get a good overview.
My wife went in for a gut complaint. They found a very bad cancer. A month later, we were still trying to get relief from her original gut complaint... but they were all in on the cancer.

Posted by: MkY at April 16, 2025 09:59 PM (cPGH3)

347 allllllmost

Posted by: mindful webworker - but not quite at April 16, 2025 10:00 PM (dlb43)

348 The moon as seen from Bezos' capsule.

https://tinyurl.com/ys967zfm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 10:00 PM (9mlYm)

349 The four who remain: Buzz Aldrin, 95, David Scott, 92, Harrison Schmitt and Charles Duke, both 89.

Time marches on, leaving us behind. So strange that I sometimes recall the Apollo missions as if they were yesterday. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2025 10:00 PM (mH6SG)

350 On St. Patrick's Day, the last surviving Battle of Britain pilot passed away. The last living link.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2025 10:03 PM (uepjD)

351 ONT nood

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 10:03 PM (mZtdJ)

352 Anyway the assault team are old regime Russians and give every distance in arshin.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 09:51 PM (ZVgZ4)

an Arshin was a "Pace" measurement, and set at an arbitrary distance. The Roman pace was 30"

Moisin Nagants model 1891 have sights set in Arshins

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 10:05 PM (D7oie)

353 It's Capygarret!

Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2025 10:45 PM (f5gS/)

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