A Confused Old Man Wanders On To a Stage and Begins Yelling About "Colored Kids"

Former President Joe Biden referred to black children as "colored kids" Tuesday as he explained what motivated him to get involved in politics during his first public remarks since leaving office.
Biden, 82, used the outdated and offensive term while telling an anecdote about his childhood move from Scranton, Pa., to Wilmington, Del., in which he noted that before his family relocated to The First State, he'd "never seen hardly any black people."
"I was only going in fourth grade," he said as he recalled his mother driving him to Catholic school in Wilmington. "And I remember seeing kids going by, at the time called 'colored kids,' on a bus go by -- they never turned right to go to Claymont High School."
Biden said learning that black children were not allowed to attend public school with white students "sparked my sense of outrage as a kid."

Biden's origin stories have as many variations as the Joker's.

Remember when he was six years old, in 1941 or whenever, and he and his dad saw two guys kissing (in the border state of Delaware) and Biden claims his dad told him that that was what loved looked like?

Biden famously argued against integration in schools when he was an adult serving and voting in Congress.

But sure, he was "outraged" that black kids went to another school in 1946.

...
"Social Security is more than a government program. It's a sacred promise," Biden argued, before accusing Republicans in Congress of wanting to "cut and gut" the program that provides benefits to retired Americans.
"Who the hell do they think they are?" an enraged Biden said before pulling back.

"I will not go further. I'll get in trouble," he said.

He was yelling. As usual.

Remember when we had to endure that? Biden showing his "passion" by yelling like a decrepit lunatic?

...
The speech got off to an awkward start, as Biden took the podium and spoke for several seconds as a Bruce Springsteen track -- his introduction music -- blared in the background, drowning out his opening lines.
When he wrapped up his remarks, a wide-eyed Biden stood at the podium and looked at both ends of the stage before identifying the stairs, pointing at them, and making his exit.

That's my Biden. He's not just cogent -- this is the best version of Biden, mentally, intellectually, that we've ever seen.

Joe Biden just starts talking during the loud music without a hint of recognition of what’s happening or that no one can hear him

Absolutely amazing
pic.twitter.com/yckVBeKQ39
— Ian Miller (@ianmSC) April 16, 2025

🚨 Joe Biden is spending his first speech since leaving office saying he didn’t have to grow up around black people

“I remember watching a bus go by… it was full of colored kids… I had never seen those.”

The face of the Democrat party 🤣🤡 pic.twitter.com/4keCWCep8O
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 15, 2025

Biden starts randomly yelling during his first speech since leaving office.

This man is not well.

pic.twitter.com/PFpHQ4SjIA
— Ian Jaeger (@IanJaeger29) April 15, 2025

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1 45y56yg56y

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM (M4PBL)

2
^^^
Transcript of Biden's speech.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (M4PBL)

3 Elder abuse.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (gKWVE)

4
I can't believe it. They're still talking about pre-1960s civil rights stuff? ffs Black people have come full circle to now headlining in major political scandals. Keep up, Joe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM (M4PBL)

5 He'll never make the list.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM (63Dwl)

6 Is he running in 2028 ? "Let's Finish the Job! Vote Biden 28!"

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM (g47mK)

7
That last yelling clip. How can people stand this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (M4PBL)

8 They got him on stage by telling him it was Shower Time and he was confused to not see Ashley out there, soaping up.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (F30Ty)

9 Operation Let Them Speak pays dividends ...

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic . . . at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (tcomi)

10 4 years this guy was in charge of the football(not really, they probably gave him a plushy)

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (KQk9m)

11 The even bigger question is, do NGO and other affiliated taxpayer funded salons, have so much free cash to blow that they would waste it on this husk?

What was the actual point of that?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (XV/Pl)

12 "Look fat, my fingers can out-stink any MAGAt in the house. None of you losers ever faced off against Corn Pop and won"

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (dCxaZ)

13 Biden made it to the fourth grade? Did he graduate?

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (8gM3l)

14 “I remember watching a bus go by… it was full of colored kids… I had never seen those.”

this will have those wayward darkies racing back to the polls to vote for the demorats

lolol

you can't make this sh!t up

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (dCxaZ)

15 What does Corn Pop have to say about this?

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (vK/Ja)

16

I thought love ws when he showered with his 12-year-old daughter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (x0n13)

17 "Biden famously argued against integration in schools when he was an adult serving and voting in Congress."

New information requires different beliefs sometimes.

Posted by: Joey "Two Scoops" Biden at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (noAi2)

18 and all in all, this is pretty much the same speech Bidden has been making for twenty years, just with added "dementia patient" flourishes.

(a flourish is called that because it sort of like flour but not actually flour. We gave all the flour to the colored kids. My word as a Bidden)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (D7oie)

19 The Negros took our dates!

Posted by: JOE BIDEN ON A NIGHT OUT WITH OTTER at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (IUmF8)

20 The random yelling was a nice touch. Would have given him more points had he shook his fist at the sky though

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (dCxaZ)

21 What a gift for Trump Biden being wheeled out.

I think people sometimes forget elections are a choice.

Posted by: Leupold at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (4pwAx)

22 Old Yeller?

Am I first?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (q7hip)

23 How do you make it to the 4th grade and never seen black people??

Posted by: dantesed at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (Oy/m2)

24 The even bigger question is, do NGO and other affiliated taxpayer funded salons, have so much free cash to blow that they would waste it on this husk?

What was the actual point of that?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (XV/Pl)

The family wanted to get paid. There were some suckers willing to pay. It is that simple

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (D7oie)

25

So, Biden or Jasmine Crockett is the new which is worse, projectile colitis or Shingles of the eye.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (x0n13)

26 What was possibly the strategery in wheeling a bitter, demented old man out on stage to give a slobbering speech that everyone knew was gonna be just as bad as every other speech he's given in the last 5 years?

Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

27 I always thought the whispers had more punch.

Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (bbuBP)

28 And congratulations to that gal Kathy Perry. First woman in space! Wow!

Reminds me of that time NASA asked me to go to space! We need you Joe, they said! But I was too busy in Congress, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (jGJov)

29
this is the best version of Biden, mentally, intellectually, that we've ever seen.

And FU if you can't handle it!

Posted by: Mourning Joe at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (63Dwl)

30 Somehow Joe got loose from Jill's iron grip, forgot to take his meds, and loped off for a speech and shriek fest. "Colored kids." Where is BLM on this topic, eh?

I cannot believe we survived four long and hideous years with this demented fool in the WH.

I always figured he'd somehow push the red nuke button thinking he was on a toilet and reduce the planet to ashes.

Thanks be to God we survived and elected a real leader. Prayers were answered.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (6PCLE)

31 His wife is using him and abusing him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (RIvkX)

32 The only redeeming quality this mush brained puppet ever had was being a stumbling mumbling gaffe machine.
"Let me be perfectly clear....TRUFAWAZOLUPOPDES"
Leaning into the mic whispering gibberish then yelling then forgetting what he said like 3 seconds later.

Posted by: Cmonman at April 16, 2025 02:01 PM (gACKv)

33 "I will not go further. I'll get in trouble," he said.

WITH WHO?! He's the former President of the United States. Who's going to enforce any consequences on him? Orange Man Bad has already pretty much stated that he's not going to.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at April 16, 2025 02:01 PM (Wt5PA)

34 25
So, Biden or Jasmine Crockett is the new which is worse, projectile colitis or Shingles of the eye.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (x0n13)

lol, the latter because IIRC, Crockett went to prep school and her whole ghetto trash act is just that, an act. Biden's probably in advanced dementia by now.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (9Ovst)

35 This dude. This dude, right here.

This is the guy the entire progressive movement completely chopped their own legs out from under themselves for. The entire lockstep Default Liberal swamp, from the tippy top of the Washington Monument, to the crustiest penny in the crack of the couch of the assistant to the director of the assistant to the second vice president of nothing in particular at Disney. The whole rotten, perverted, vertically-integrated mountain of shit just obliterated itself for the sake of this guy.

This fucking guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (VoAdT)

36 I remember working with Satchel Paige on his curve-ball, what a negro, and not a criminal!

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (noAi2)

37 To be fair, he said "I remember seeing kids going by, at the time called 'colored kids' " not "I remember seeing colored kids going by"

Posted by: ajanale at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (mxEar)

38 How often do Biden and Obama speak?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (rJ48h)

39 Passion. The man has passion, people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (auu2a)

40 It's incredible how every white Democrap describes black people as if they're on safari in some deep unexplored jungle and seeing weird aliens for the very first time

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

41 "And I remember seeing kids going by, at the time called 'colored kids,' on a bus go by -- they never turned right to go to Claymont High School."
_______________________________________

He's likely lying. Of course. But, I have absolutely no problem with the term "colored kids" in the reference he used it. Hell, it was perfectly fine to say "colored" 40 years later before they started the perpetual changing of the reference and got the ole African pride percolating.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (dIske)

42 When the NAACP changes their name I will comply. Maybe. Same with the United Negro College Fund.

Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (bbuBP)

43 Remember when he was six years old, in 1941 or whenever, and he and his dad saw two guys kissing (in the border state of Delaware) and Biden claims his dad told him that that was what loved looked like?

I grew up within walking distance of the DE state line, used to ride my bike down to it when I was a kid.
I assure you , there were no homosexual PDA's anywhere to be seen, and this is decades after that demented old fossil roamed the region.

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (dCxaZ)

44 My two cents: This was 4D chess on somebody's part, to finish off whatever Biden faction was left in the Democrat Party. Now they are free to plot away, without having to worry about interference from the Biden Crime Family.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (EKFfu)

45 He was great. More Bribe 'em.

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (5GCin)

46 Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD)
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Follow the money.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (FQ1wH)

47 Jill is worse the Jenny from Forrest Gump.

Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (bbuBP)

48 Not this asshole again…

Posted by: Cloud at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (ScFGB)

49 *squints at tiny teleprompter*

Posted by: President Potatohead at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (auu2a)

50 How did Beau die this time?

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

51 44 My two cents: This was 4D chess on somebody's part, to finish off whatever Biden faction was left in the Democrat Party. Now they are free to plot away, without having to worry about interference from the Biden Crime Family.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (EKFfu)

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It was a bit of charity and nothing more.

The Biden family lost its clout months ago. Hunter stopped being able to sell his paintings a while back.

That wasn't because they were suddenly worse paintings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

52 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Jill is worse the Jenny from Forrest Gump.
Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (bbuBP)

Yeah. Jill never disappeared for years at a time

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (D7oie)

54 "I love it when colored kids sit on my lap....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

55 He's a Super Ager!

Posted by: The Establishment Media, Six Months Ago! at April 16, 2025 02:06 PM (xTIDn)

56 I was really hoping that Mushbrain would use the outing to hurl some top shelf obscenities at Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2025 02:06 PM (auu2a)

57 What are the odds this story is a lie?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

58 The Biden Crime Clan must be hungry for cash. That's the only reason I can think of for his family to sign Sleepy Joe to a speech contract.

We can only pray these hits still keep coming.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (XM6on)

59 Did he say all the colored kids went “ Do-Do-Do- Do-Dee-Do-Do-Do-Do “ ?..

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (PCK5/)

60 50 How did Beau die this time?
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

A colored boy sat on him while riding the school bus.

Please keep up!

Blows kisses!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (6PCLE)

61 Former President Joe Biden referred to black children as "colored kids" ...

"Continuing his speech, Biden later stated, 'When the darkies beat their feet on the Mississippi mud, it breaks my heart that they have no shoes.' "

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (pMi6S)

62 What are the odds this story is a lie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Off the board
-FanDuel and Vegas

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)

63 ^^^
Transcript of Biden's speech.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (M4PBL)
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Nailed it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (7fElN)

64 I cannot believe anyone is rolling Biden out to speechify, especially his family. Maybe it is to remind the Trump administration that Biden is incompetent to stand trial?

Posted by: Ann at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (4neFu)

65 Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD)

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I've worked in disabilities since 2001 and never heard of this outfit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (RIvkX)

66 "Social Security is more than a government program. It's a sacred promise," Biden argued, before accusing Republicans in Congress of wanting to "cut and gut" the program that provides benefits to retired Americans.

Gaslighting. It's what's for dinner.

They've never said they were gutting ANY assistance program. They're only removing the fraudulent accounts ABUSING the program, you stupid old f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

67 It's about digginitty. Dignitty.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (v0R5T)

68 Yeah. Jill never disappeared for years at a time
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (D7oie)
__________________________

I miss Jill. Who's going to level the middle finger to the American public in the form of Christmas themed Transgender interpretive dance, if not she?

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (dIske)

69 Biden, 82, used the outdated and offensive term

OK...who wants to break this to the NAACP?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (bFu5X)

70 This fucking guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (VoAdT)

c'mon man, isn't that a little harsh? You can't judge a dude for having a little stutter!

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (dCxaZ)

71 And congratulations to that gal Kathy Perry. First woman in space! Wow!

What an achievement!

Posted by: Valentina Tereshkova! at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (xTIDn)

72 How did Beau die this time?
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

In the Argonne, when he was gassed. My word as a Bidet!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (pZ64F)

73 Well, he didn't shit himself.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (pZ64F)

74 He gets about 300,000 for this, and him and Juicy McLoosey in the trash bag couture now each get a book deal - and took the stage to "We Take Care of Our Own".

Get it?

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (1JX/a)

75 Everybody needs to be treated with dignity, everyone!!!

Well accept for half the country that believes in freedom and liberty. Those despicable heathens need to die.

Posted by: Joepedo Biden at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (17s+e)

76 Man sticks finger up dog's butt to stop an attack.

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Ahhh. Poo jitsu.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

77 what the actual F*CK is he even talking about?!!?

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (Pv3Rg)

78
I've worked in disabilities since 2001 and never heard of this outfit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (RIvkX)

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They probably got $2 billion to play with a week before Mushbrain left office.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2025 02:09 PM (auu2a)

79 Remember when Chevy Chase used to make fun of Gerald Ford?

Biden is the punchline to that joke.

Posted by: Fernando Lamas at April 16, 2025 02:09 PM (wtvvX)

80 You H8ters just won't quite! You all know Joe is just as sharp as he's ever been!

...oh, wait.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

81 I'd never seen colored kids when I was a kid.

So I got into politics. I really wanted to say n****r on the Senate floor.

And I did. Multiple times.

This one's for Corn Pop.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

82 I think "the darkies" is worse than "darkies". Just seems more racist.

Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (bbuBP)

83 Is this the beginning of the Uncle Joe speaking tour?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (63Dwl)

84 Man sticks finger up dog's butt to stop an attack.
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{ferociously attacks}

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (1JX/a)

85 Today's movie review:

Dave.

A movie about a small cadre of insiders who hide a president's infirmity from the public to conceal their own corruption.

I think it's a fantasy film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

86 I grew up within walking distance of the DE state line, used to ride my bike down to it when I was a kid.
I assure you , there were no homosexual PDA's anywhere to be seen, and this is decades after that demented old fossil roamed the region.

you mean, except for Dewey Beach right?

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (Pv3Rg)

87 38 How often do Biden and Obama speak?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (rJ48h)

You mean words?

Posted by: Fernando Lamas at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

88 Never understood how the city of Wilmington, DE voted for the man. All I can think is that the Ward Leaders must be somehow well compensated to keep citizens in tow.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (NFX2v)

89 84 Man sticks finger up dog's butt to stop an attack.
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{ferociously attacks}
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (1JX/a)

"""""Finger""""

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (n3lGV)

90 I remember watching a prison bus go by… it was full of Bidens… I had never seen those.
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Quotes from Biden's audience

Posted by: Delaware Citizenry at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (XM6on)

91 Wonder he didn’t segue into singing “ Old Black Joe”…

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (PCK5/)

92 The final season of The Bidens is going to be crazy. Joe's decomposing body found in a Wilmington dumpster with a full diaper; Hunter's suicide-by-cop outside a Philly skid row motel with two dead underage hookers in his room; finale with Jill in a MAGA hat going down on Trump's body double in Silver Spring, craving just a little more of that Presidential juice.

Posted by: Now THAT'S interesting writing! at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (qUkBO)

93 Joe Biden referred to black children as "colored kids" Tuesday as he explained what motivated him to get involved in politics

I knew he liked kids but I didn't know that's what motivated him.

After all the stories over the years about him and his family, now I'm just nodding along thinking "Yup, that all checks out."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (6ydKt)

94 Who seriously believes this story about "Luv is luv" about two gays kidding in public in 1941.?
I guess he's just always told stories to prove how enlightened he was even as a kid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (2ivfV)

95 Those schwarz tykes I hud never seenk bafor.

Posted by: Joepedo Biden at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (17s+e)

96 88 Never understood how the city of Wilmington, DE voted for the man. All I can think is that the Ward Leaders must be somehow well compensated to keep citizens in tow.
Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (NFX2v)

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I assume most cities, especially those in the BosWash corridor, are machine politics cities where extreme controls are exerted over voting apparatuses to ensure proper election results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

97 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

98 How do you make it to the 4th grade and never seen black people??
Posted by: dantesed at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM

*Vermont has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (bFu5X)

99 Joe used to ride the rails with Bo Jangles and a dog named Boo, looking for places to do the old soft shoe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (auu2a)

100 Shitpants hasn't been in the same zipcode as Dignity since the day he slid out of his whore of a mother.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (VoAdT)

101 They've never said they were gutting ANY assistance program. They're only removing the fraudulent accounts ABUSING the program, you stupid old f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge

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It's like the Star Trek episode on the gangster planet. The system can't work UNLESS it's corrupt.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (Amt00)

102 Just ate my emergency Chicken Quesadilla, thank G-d for Taco Bell.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)

103 OT: CNN, first reporting the “staggering” figure, notes that 22,000 of the IRS’s 90,000 employees plan to accept buyout offers and resign. IRS staff faced a Tuesday morning deadline to opt into the latest “deferred resignation” buyouts.

*heavy breathing*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (l3YAf)

104 I grew up within walking distance of the DE state line, used to ride my bike down to it when I was a kid.
I assure you , there were no homosexual PDA's anywhere to be seen, and this is decades after that demented old fossil roamed the region.
Posted by: kallisto
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One of the funnier Candid Camera hits was when they pretended to close the border of Delaware via checkpoint on a state highway. They claimed Delaware was closed for the weekend and visitors would have to turn back.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (ctrM5)

105 86 I grew up within walking distance of the DE state line, used to ride my bike down to it when I was a kid.
I assure you , there were no homosexual PDA's anywhere to be seen, and this is decades after that demented old fossil roamed the region.

you mean, except for Dewey Beach right?

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (Pv3Rg)

I thought it was Rehoboth Beach...

Posted by: Fernando Lamas at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (wtvvX)

106 97 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

It’s because of the Rules We Live By…

Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (PCK5/)

107 102 Just ate my emergency Chicken Quesadilla, thank G-d for Taco Bell.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)

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I understand all of the words in this sentence, and yet...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

108 Remember when he was six years old, in 1941 or whenever, and he and his dad saw two guys kissing (in the border state of Delaware) and Biden claims his dad told him that that was what loved looked like?

Well, this could explain the showers with Ashley

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (t0Rmr)

109 98 How do you make it to the 4th grade and never seen black people??

I mean this is a lie

Scranton is/was a working class city in PA come on

he's just full of crap as usual

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

110 His dog up and died.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (pZ64F)

111 Everytime I hear Biden talking about "colored folks" I expect him to lose it and act like Harry Morgan in Mash in an episode before he becomes Sherman Potter. He played a racist general who lost his marbles, just like Joey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (6TePA)

112 How often do Biden and Obama speak?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (rJ48h)

I'm betting they hate each other at this point. They both simultaneously ended each other's career, for the most part.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

113 103 OT: CNN, first reporting the “staggering” figure, notes that 22,000 of the IRS’s 90,000 employees plan to accept buyout offers and resign. IRS staff faced a Tuesday morning deadline to opt into the latest “deferred resignation” buyouts.

*heavy breathing*
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (l3YAf)

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It should also be noted that the IRS never hired the much reported 87,000 new agents. They apparently never got past 17,000 hired.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

114 Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD)

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I've worked in disabilities since 2001 and never heard of this outfit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (RIvkX)
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I looked at their website. Lotsa words but mostly meaningless drivel with the connected lefties on the "advisory board." I'll bet any amount of money this is a Democrap slush fund and money-laundering operation. Not one disabled person will ever be helped by anything they do.

https://www.acrd.org/

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

115 I look at Nov 5th and realize that once more we've met and prevailed over a deadly menace as we have so many other times, with that record of unbroken success still intact. And again give thanks that we live in the most exceptional country on the planet.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (hKoQL)

116 Biden was channeling a crazy general:

https://youtu.be/XAESlpT4yvg

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (VNX3d)

117 It's like the Star Trek episode on the gangster planet. The system can't work UNLESS it's corrupt.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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To rephrase:
It's like the Star Trek episode on the gangster planet. Social security can't work for Dems UNLESS it's corrupt.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (ctrM5)

118 Boy that childhood stutter sure has him saying crazy things.

How do you make it to the 4th grade and never seen black people??

When I grew up in Salem, Oregon, I knew both of the black kids going to school in the entire district. Some places, just don't have many around. Mind you, I saw them on Sesame Street and Electric Company but Biden's childhood was back in the radio days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (ehZkr)

119 Interesting times. Some organization trots out Joe to speak at the same time the useless media is selling books and doing interviews all talking about Biden's diminished capacity and how they "didn't know" but now do how bad his decline was during his Presidency. It's all lies of course but the effort they put in to keeping two different versions of this story going is somewhat amazing.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

120 I thought it was Rehoboth Beach...

lol the kids I knew with houses in Rehoboth said it was Dewey and the ones I knew with houses in Dewey said it was Rehoboth!

I just assumed the whole stretch there was homo

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (Pv3Rg)

121 Well, he didn't shit himself.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Another instance of asserting facts without evidence...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (duthN)

122 I saw Two Guys Kissing open for Bus Full of Colored Kids at Delaware in ‘41.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (l3YAf)

123 Nothin' like a day-old stale sock!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (wtvvX)

124 I mean this is a lie

Scranton is/was a working class city in PA come on

he's just full of crap as usual

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

Where oil fell like rain and everyone died from cancer.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

125 CNN, first reporting the “staggering” figure, notes that 22,000 of the IRS’s 90,000 employees plan to accept buyout offers and resign. IRS staff faced a Tuesday morning deadline to opt into the latest “deferred resignation” buyouts.

*heavy breathing*
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (l3YAf)

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It should also be noted that the IRS never hired the much reported 87,000 new agents. They apparently never got past 17,000 hired.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)
_________

I always assumed the money to hire the 87k would be stolen instead

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

126 115 I look at Nov 5th and realize that once more we've met and prevailed over a deadly menace as we have so many other times, with that record of unbroken success still intact. And again give thanks that we live in the most exceptional country on the planet.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA
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Lotta of work left to do as the Democrats are still out there plotting a return to power. The 2024 Election was kinda like the Battle of Britain in 1940. A solid beginning but much to be done in a very short time.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (ctrM5)

127 Let’s go Brandon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (W2Pud)

128 It should also be noted that the IRS never hired the much reported 87,000 new agents. They apparently never got past 17,000 hired.
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Maff is hard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (pZ64F)

129 120 I thought it was Rehoboth Beach...

lol the kids I knew with houses in Rehoboth said it was Dewey and the ones I knew with houses in Dewey said it was Rehoboth!

I just assumed the whole stretch there was homo

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (Pv3Rg)

I know it was notorious 40 years ago.

I'VE BEEN TOLD...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (wtvvX)

130 @107

>>I understand all of the words in this sentence, and yet...

I hate most fast food, except for Panera and Taco Bell, I usually over-order Taco Bell, so usually have a spare Taco Supreme or Quesadilla for those random times I get snacky.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (XV/Pl)

131 It's not a true story. I know that because the schoold in OKC were segregated when I went. I had no idea until I looked it up many years later. The Indians (feather not dot) went to school with us. I am talking mid1950s to 60s

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (cvWHI)

132 Just ate my emergency Chicken Quesadilla, thank G-d for Taco Bell.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)

Two Hours Later . . . .

Posted by: Spongebob Narrator at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

133 "I always assumed the money to hire the 87k would be stolen instead"

Harsh but fair.

Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (bbuBP)

134 Well, he didn't shit himself.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM

That you know of...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:15 PM (bFu5X)

135 It should also be noted that the IRS never hired the much reported 87,000 new agents. They apparently never got past 17,000 hired.

Remember the videos of these sterling new high quality agents training, it was like random Grayhound Bus passengers showing up at a state building.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (ehZkr)

136 "They've never said they were gutting ANY assistance program. They're only removing the fraudulent accounts ABUSING the program, you stupid old f*ck."

would be nice to know who cashed the fake account checks ... should not be that hard? Then prosecute/deport them. And who gave approval and accepted the checks?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (Cus5s)

137 "he's just full of crap as usual"

==

THAT'S A LIE!!! You dog faced piggy marine. I was full of crap but no my pants are. You know why DO YOU KNOW WHY!?!? Because Number 2 works for me.

Posted by: Joepedo Biden at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (17s+e)

138 One of the funnier Candid Camera hits was when they pretended to close the border of Delaware via checkpoint on a state highway. They claimed Delaware was closed for the weekend and visitors would have to turn back.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (ctrM5)
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The only time I had any ambition to enter Delaware was to get to the Delaware Bay Bridge/ Tunnel and go far enough south to purchase fireworks for July 4th.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (dIske)

139 I'm betting they hate each other at this point. They both simultaneously ended each other's career, for the most part.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

It's just like a greek drama, but with more futtbuckin' and a dead paddleboarder.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (VoAdT)

140 Can someone explain why "people of color" is not offensive, but "colored people" is?

Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (YIidz)

141 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)

142 Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (Pv3Rg

I admire your intestinal fortitude for watching it. He looks so bad without even speaking that I don't want to hear the alternating whispering and shouting people have mentioned.

Up here we have ads for an organization called "A place for mom" ( and dads I suppose) which helps adult children find a suitable Senior Residence home for their elderly parents . I think the Biden family needs to check into that. With their money they could find a very nice place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (2ivfV)

143 Why can’t he just be allowed to sit in a tacky recliner and drink a coke? Good gosh, Jill. This is awful.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (pRpzT)

144 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

There are no actual rules. You have to say what they tell you to say and it could change tomorrow. Like pronouns.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (1JX/a)

145 Man sticks finger up dog's butt to stop an attack.
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{ferociously attacks}
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (1JX/a)

You must go to Britain first, dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

146 98 How do you make it to the 4th grade and never seen black people??
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Well, growing up in Cody Wyoming in the 70s and 80s, for example.

But, we would go on vacation, so it's technically not true for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (PSEDc)

147 It should also be noted that the IRS never hired the much reported 87,000 new agents. They apparently never got past 17,000 hired.

Remember the videos of these sterling new high quality agents training, it was like random Grayhound Bus passengers showing up at a state building.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (ehZkr)
________

"You have dreams to make it big, right off the Greyhound bus ...."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

148 I looked at their website. Lotsa words but mostly meaningless drivel with the connected lefties on the "advisory board." I'll bet any amount of money this is a Democrap slush fund and money-laundering operation. Not one disabled person will ever be helped by anything they do.

https://www.acrd.org/
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
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Hey, now! They did give money to FJB! Surely that counts! /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (7fElN)

149 I just cannot work out why his people do not keep him out of the public view. Its not that hard to do, just control his activities. People do it all the time with demented elderly, its sad and awful but better for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (ehZkr)

150 *shudders as Queensrÿche come across the playlist*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

151 you mean, except for Dewey Beach right?

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (Pv3Rg)

Dewey Beach is downstate, I couldn't ride my bike down there, well maybe when I was at my fittest I could. But that wasn't when I was a child.

Claymont DE is across the state line from where I grew up.

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)

152 You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver, er, Scranton, who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (Amt00)

153 Can someone explain why "people of color" is not offensive, but "colored people" is?
Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (YIidz)

Not sure.

-The NAACP

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (1JX/a)

154 97 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.
Posted by: Bulg

Let's just call a spade a spade, fat dogface pony soldier.

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (j4U/Z)

155 Rehoboth Beach

>Culture, Lifestyle & Sports
History Matters: Delaware's Gay Beach
Delaware Public Media
Published July 24, 2015

>Gay Thrive
Is Rehoboth Beach a Gay Beach?
Posted on March 14, 2025

>Gay History wikidot com /Delaware
Gay History Wiki
A History Discovered
Delaware, Chronology of LGBT historical events:
1946 to 2002

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (NFX2v)

156 Mind you, I saw them on Sesame Street and Electric Company but Biden's childhood was back in the radio days.
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Buckwheat and Stymie want to have words with you.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:17 PM (pZ64F)

157 141 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)

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The senator currently in El Salvador is demanding to know why the El Salvadorian president is holding an El Salvadorian citizen in an El Salvadorian jail without American due process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

158 138 One of the funnier Candid Camera hits was when they pretended to close the border of Delaware via checkpoint on a state highway. They claimed Delaware was closed for the weekend and visitors would have to turn back.

ho ho I need to find that!

yeah that would not shock me, if that actually happened. the PA state cops would love to block that off to cut off the car thieves always coming up here.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (Pv3Rg)

159 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM

I see no way that this could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (bFu5X)

160 >>BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.

He knows what he'll find in Prison.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (F30Ty)

161 Colored kids are just as smart as real kids!

- Joe Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

162 thank G-d for Taco Bell.

Said no one ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

163

Did his eyeballs blow out? I missed the speech.

Member when SNL made fun of Nixon for being a fabulist?

LOL, they can't make themselves rip this old geezer.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (et1vG)

164 Biden is a racist, as well as a liar. He’s been a first class POS exemplar since his earliest days in the US Senate.

After voting to cut off military funding for South Viet Nam the communists invaded and took over, the ensuing humanitarian crisis resulted in the “Vietnamese Boat People”.

Biden publicly stated at the time these refugees - genuine, no-shit Refugees - should not be allowed in America.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (Mvylh)

165 141 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at

Isn’t Van Hollen there doing this right now? Did they not coordinate their stupidity?

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (pRpzT)

166 Why can’t he just be allowed to sit in a tacky recliner and drink a coke? Good gosh, Jill. This is awful.
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (pRpzT)
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She's finding out Joe was every bit as good at grifting as he was a politician.

They're probably broke because Hunter spent everything on hookers, blow and paternity lawsuits.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

167 I don't know about the rest of you, but in a dog attack and the possiblity of bleeding out of my ruptured carotid, the last thing I will remember is to stick a finger in the dog's butt.

I guess it could startle the dog unless the dog is ghey. In that case the dog could stop due to pleasure. So a win win. But then you'd run away and he would remember he needed to kill you and it would begin again.

I wish I had not thought about this for even a minute it took to type.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (6PCLE)

168 DOGE announced that twice as many credit cards were issued to federal workers... than there are federal workers. Probably no fraud there at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (ehZkr)

169
Biden's childhood was back in the radio days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He listened to the record player.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (63Dwl)

170 'Biden said learning that black children were not allowed to attend public school with white students "sparked my sense of outrage as a kid."'

So you joined the political party that perpetrated that and far worse? Not as an agent of change, but a loyal party insider for fifty years, not once criticizing The Party publicly? Did you grow fabulously wealthy while maintaining your silence about the Democrat Party's responsibility for the KKK, every single lynching, Jim Crow, poll taxes, and segregation?

There isn't enough loathing in world for that corrupt lying asshole.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (pIfcn)

171 The only time I had any ambition to enter Delaware was to get to the Delaware Bay Bridge/ Tunnel and go far enough south to purchase fireworks for July 4th.
Posted by: Orson

The Delaware Museum of Natural History outside of Wilmington is nice.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

172 119 Interesting times. Some organization trots out Joe to speak at the same time the useless media is selling books and doing interviews all talking about Biden's diminished capacity and how they "didn't know" but now do how bad his decline was during his Presidency. It's all lies of course but the effort they put in to keeping two different versions of this story going is somewhat amazing.
Posted by: Cheri

I think the Biden Crime family put ole Pudding Brain out there specifically because of those books. To prove they were wrong. Jill and Joe have a very vindictive streak in them to go after the people they believed betrayed them including Obammy.

Basically, the Dems have the problem that each Crime boss, when they retire, has all this knowledge of crimes of other Dems, that a sort of mutual deterrence exists.

This was a signal that Joe and Jill are still out there and have receipts from their stay in the WH and past politics.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (ctrM5)

173 I assume most cities, especially those in the BosWash corridor, are machine politics cities where extreme controls are exerted over voting apparatuses to ensure proper election results.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

And Peach Trees is the worst of them all

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (D7oie)

174 How often do Biden and Obama speak?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (rJ48h)

I'm betting they hate each other at this point. They both simultaneously ended each other's career, for the most part.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think they always hated each other. They were put on the same ticket for pure convenience and as a result of back-room deals.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

175 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM

DO IT!!!!

Never let a political photo op go to waste, no matter how many of your constituents is spits in the face of........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Well he better get the money while the money's good because this public speaking career not going to last.
The Biden's have no more influence on anything.

He can't have many favors left to collect on at this point.

I guess some nursing homes might need somebody to announce on Bingo night, but I don't see a lot of clamoring to hear Joe talk about anything.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (6ydKt)

177 I hope Bukele opens the Prison and has Corey Booker escorted to the Conjugal Visit Trailer to service the inmates.

Clerical errors happen. And a guy can dream.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (F30Ty)

178
Claymont DE is across the state line from where I grew up.

me as well!

I was just joshing around - I love making fun of Delaware esp the gay beaches

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (Pv3Rg)

179 Why would anyone think it was a good idea to bring this fool back onto a stage?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (uWKK8)

180 Having cared for two parents that passed away from Alzheimer's,, for the longest time I couldn't understand how anyone could abuse someone as sick and frail as Biden became. It just didn't make sense, especially in light of the ever-increasing amount of drugs, preparation, and energy it would have taken to make him seem even remotely competent. Then it dawned on me one day that Joe himself was the one who taught his family and inner circle to be cold, ruthless criminals who took advantage of every situation to enrich themselves. He gave them the tools and opportunity they needed to exploit him when he was at his weakest.

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (Veh01)

181 The Saskatchewan IBEW has endorsed the Conservative Party's Poilievre for Prime Minister.

When you've lost the unions...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (W5ArC)

182 Joe Biden is a credit to his race.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (mZtdJ)

183 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at

Isn’t Van Hollen there doing this right now? Did they not coordinate their stupidity?
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (pRpzT)
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Hey, as long as they keep their "Profiles in Stupidity" in front of the American people, it's all good!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (tT6L1)

184 Did he brag about killing Medicaid again?

Posted by: toddg at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (vypVY)

185 168 DOGE announced that twice as many credit cards were issued to federal workers... than there are federal workers. Probably no fraud there at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (ehZkr)

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Common practice in large companies, right?

Giving out credit cards to everyone and anyone without clawing them back ever?

Store managers get credit cards and don't have to fill out Concur for trips to corporate meetings, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

186 Cory booker = Count Grandstandula

(according to Rich Zeoli)

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (Pv3Rg)

187 I grew up in Salem, Oregon, I knew both of the black kids going to school in the entire district.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (ehZkr)

We had one guy in graduating class of about 600 a bit north of you. And this was after coming from a desegregated southern school where I was a minority and scared of the black girls.

Quite the juxtaposition.

Posted by: Spongebob Narrator at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (i24o9)

188 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

The euphemistic treadmill loops around, just like a real treadmill.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (l3YAf)

189 I wish I had not thought about this for even a minute it took to type.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Be glad it was not in the last thread before bed.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (ctrM5)

190 45y56yg56y
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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wadji go an do that fer-WADJI GO AN DO THAT FER?/!1!?

Posted by: Karl Childers at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (5hfjS)

191 173 And Peach Trees is the worst of them all
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (D7oie)

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Good thing they got two judges now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

192 @73 Pudinhead, I wonder if every time he starts yelling he's letting loose in his Depends.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 02:21 PM (6TePA)

193 It's like the Star Trek episode on the gangster planet. The system can't work UNLESS it's corrupt.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (Amt00)

C'mon, it was essentially Florence, without the canals or the Turks. Or a Doge.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:21 PM (D7oie)

194 > is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador

Sounds like a great idea!

Oh, you mean that we have to take them back afterward.

Ah, well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2025 02:21 PM (W5ArC)

195 "Continuing his paean to the African-American community, Biden cited a famous quote attributed to Abraham Lincoln: "Now lemme tell ya, this guy Lincoln once said something I agree with: 'I have urged the colonization of the negroes, and I shall continue. My Emancipation Proclamation was linked with this plan. There is no room for two distinct races of white men in America, much less for two distinct races of whites and blacks. I can conceive of no greater calamity than the assimilation of the negro into our social and political life as our equal.... We can never attain the ideal union our fathers dreamed of, with millions of an alien, inferior race among us, whose assimilation is neither possible nor desirable.' "

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2025 02:21 PM (pMi6S)

196 Buckwheat and Stymie want to have words with you.

Well, and Amos 'n' Andy, sorta. Hard to get through popular culture for six years and never see ANYONE darker than the Washington Monument. But, possible, I suppose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:21 PM (ehZkr)

197 One of the funnier Candid Camera hits was when they pretended to close the border of Delaware via checkpoint on a state highway. They claimed Delaware was closed for the weekend and visitors would have to turn back.
Posted by: whig

I remember that - hilarious! "But officer, I just want to go home" "Sorry sir, DE is closed for the weekend and you'll just have to wait until Monday" or "Officer, my family and I have a weekend beach trip planned" "Sorry sir, you'll have to turn around and come back when DE is open" and you'd see the car packed with the whole family and dog just dumbfounded.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2025 02:21 PM (oiNtH)

198 I wish I had not thought about this for even a minute it took to type.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (6PCLE)
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I'm glad you did because it made me laugh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (tT6L1)

199 I hope all these donkey-commie elitist poles are paying their own way down to champion for the illegal gang member and invader.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (17s+e)

200 140 Can someone explain why "people of color" is not offensive, but "colored people" is?
Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (YIidz)

_______________________________

The need to be offended. In truth, the term is more offensive to white (actually beige) people, in that it implies that white (actually beige) is not a color and therefore not deserving regard. By the same token, I've never seen a black (actually some shade of brown) person.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (dIske)

201 @185

>>Giving out credit cards to everyone and anyone without clawing them back ever?

I don't think the cards in question were ever issued to anyone, I believe these were simply cards that were applied for in bulk and the agencies were still holding onto.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (XV/Pl)

202 In 1987 Joe "Martin Luther" Biden declared he was proud Delaware fought with the South in the Civil War. When asked about it in 2020 his campaign had "no comment". He's like a living Rosa Parks!

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (1JX/a)

203 Store managers get credit cards and don't have to fill out Concur for trips to corporate meetings, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Concur is of the devil and before that PeopleSoft. I hated both platforms when I tried to get reimbursed for my travel. When I cleared out my office, I had all sorts of idiotic paper screenshots from those programs to verify entry. More crap to shred.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)

204 Claymont DE is across the state line from where I grew up.
Posted by: kallisto at April

I think I shut down the plant in Claymont Biden says caused the cancer he didn’t have. Ironically, it was unionized and all those union jobs left. Biden doesn’t mention this part.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (pRpzT)

205 How do you make it to the 4th grade and never seen black people??

I mean this is a lie

Scranton is/was a working class city in PA come on

he's just full of crap as usual

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

My dad's folks settled in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area at the turn of the last century. Some still live there. They were Slovak. Most of that area was Eastern European, Slovak, Polish and Ukraine. Back in the 40's, I'll bet it was pretty much the same. Coal mining was their occupation. I would bet there weren't many black folks there back then.

Posted by: President Truman at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (5xuJ/)

206 179 Why would anyone think it was a good idea to bring this fool back onto a stage?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (uWKK

Need to bring him back every week. Sooner or later he's going to fade in public and start talking about the sweet poon he got in the 70s.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (n3lGV)

207 >> Biden publicly stated at the time these refugees - genuine, no-shit Refugees - should not be allowed in America.

A stopped clock is right twice a day.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (l3YAf)

208 > I think they always hated each other. They were put on the same ticket for pure convenience and as a result of back-room deals.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

Likewise Dopey Joe and Commie Lay.

Biden is a vindictive motherfucker. There's no way he voluntarily chose the woman who publicly called him a racist during the debates.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (W5ArC)

209 Isn’t Van Hollen there doing this right now? Did they not coordinate their stupidity?

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (pRpzT)

I wanted to see Van Hollen open for Coordinated Stupidity in El Salvador, but they couldn't make that work.

Posted by: Spongebob Narrator at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (i24o9)

210 You know, Biden does have 4 more years of eligibility.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (d7ais)

211
Grifting a free trip to tropical El Salvador in chilly April to scold and complain might just be peak Democrat Congresscritter behavior.

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (j4U/Z)

212 Biden said learning that black children were not allowed to attend public school with white students "sparked my sense of outrage as a kid."

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Yeah, but what about him and the other kids from his Puerto Rican Jew neighborhood?

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (1S+Bi)

213 The Saskatchewan IBEW has endorsed the Conservative Party's Poilievre for Prime Minister.

When you've lost the unions...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM

Pretty soon the left will be able to explicitly hate on the working class they've looked down their noses at since forever. It'll be liberating for them, really.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (bFu5X)

214 Why Trump Will Lose His Trade War
His people don’t know what they’re doing or what they want
by PAUL KRUGMAN

Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

215 Off damn President Truman sock. UGH!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (5xuJ/)

216 201 I don't think the cards in question were ever issued to anyone, I believe these were simply cards that were applied for in bulk and the agencies were still holding onto.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (XV/Pl)

=====

It's a good thing IGs have a strong history of keeping lawbreaking in line within government departments and no one was ever even tempted to use one of the many bulk acquired credit cards for less than legal purposes.

Also...bulk ordering active credit cards? That sounds like a scam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

217 You can lead a bunch of Congresscritters to El Salvador, but you can't make 'em think

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (Veh01)

218 I didn't link it yesterday when I first saw it because it was too violent but here's more info on it:

London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn Apr 14
Kingsbury roe green park yesterday

Grok @grok Apr 15 Replying to @hardducker @CrimeLdn
No evidence supports fingering a dog's bum hole to stop biting another dog. It's a myth and could harm the dog. Instead, use proven methods:
- Train bite inhibition by yelping and pausing play.
- Redirect with toys and ensure regular exercise.
- Socialize dogs to reduce aggression.
For fights, safely intervene with water sprays or loud noises, not physical contact. Consult a trainer for persistent issues.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (mZtdJ)

219 I will never understand why Dims and radical idiots think it is "normal" and "there are rights" to bring back an illegal gang member who is from El Salvador. Where he came from if I have my facts straight. He got a free ride home. Yes to the prison from hell, but whatever.

I hope Corey does ride his plane down there and demand this prisoner, where they all look alike to me (like Biden's colored bus) with their bald heads, tats, shackles and white underwear.

Maybe Corey wants to join their volley ball team. I think this is grand. Keep him and that Chris guy who wants the MS-13 demon back.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (6PCLE)

220 Can the Mexipults reach El Salvador?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (d7ais)

221 The whole rotten, perverted, vertically-integrated mountain of shit just obliterated itself for the sake of this guy.
This fucking guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (VoAdT)

And then he personally wet himself on the debate stage, after which he named that sucking girl his sucseccor. And she proceed to suck.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (gKWVE)

222 Yeah, but what about him and the other kids from his Puerto Rican Jew neighborhood?
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM

We all thought Biden was a schmuck.

Posted by: Juan Epstein at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (bFu5X)

223 Just say white reflects all colors , not just one. Watch the reaction

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (6TePA)

224 One gets the sense, after watching them for a few decades, that these Democrat operatives get their marching orders, and that’s all there is to it. There has long been a disconnect between the voters, constituents, Americans and the crazy “policies” they advocate and the issues that ordinary people care about.

Politically it makes absolutely no sense. The money laundering and kickbacks makes it viable, however. Advocating for illegal alien gang banging murderers and rapists is a hell of a platform though.

No politico with any sense of self-preservation would do this otherwise. No wayz

Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 02:24 PM (QPjUO)

225 194 Oh, you mean that we have to take them back afterward.

Ah, well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Hang on! We haven’t even tried to negotiate anything on the return yet!

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (pRpzT)

226 I hear Letitia James is now the Virginia AG.
This was done to correct her residency and keep her job.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (UzriI)

227 It's incredible how every white Democrap describes black people as if they're on safari in some deep unexplored jungle and seeing weird aliens for the very first time
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

Barack Obama is the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. -- Joe Biden, 2007

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (ExV1e)

228
73 Well, he didn't shit himself.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (pZ64F)

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So far as you know. We have the technology.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (QwK6F)

229 I think Krugman is retiring this year, so he can pretty much write anything he wants no matter how bizarre or stupid. What are they gonna do, fire him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (ehZkr)

230 You know, Biden does have 4 more years of eligibility.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (d7ais)

But not life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

231 From Delaware online re Candid Camera.

"In a 1963 episode, the show famously closed the State of Delaware at the Pennsylvania border. Dressed in "an official-looking hat," holding a clipboard and standing at a barricade with a DELAWARE CLOSED TODAY sign, a man from the TV show stopped traffic on Ebright Road leading from Pennsylvania into Delaware and simply told drivers Delaware was closed …. And people fell for it. One woman even asked if New Jersey was open and happily said she'd go there instead."

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (ctrM5)

232 >>Giving out credit cards to everyone and anyone without clawing them back ever?

I don't think the cards in question were ever issued to anyone, I believe these were simply cards that were applied for in bulk and the agencies were still holding onto.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (XV/Pl)

I worked for a Fortune 100 Tech Company just after the dot com bubble burst, and I heard tales of the excesses of corporate credit cards, which ceased just before I was hired.

Why ITF does a leech Government drone need an effing credit card to do nothing?

Posted by: Spongebob Narrator at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9)

233 The Delaware Museum of Natural History outside of Wilmington is nice.

it is - the art museum is nice too

and Arden is super cute

I'm so close I'm there all the time - I just have this thing where I made fun of my DE friends (and they did it to me too) at school (which was in Delaware) and I still do it. I just like making fun of DE it's like nostalgia

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (Pv3Rg)

234 Off sticky sock.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 02:26 PM (i24o9)

235 @216

>>Also...bulk ordering active credit cards? That sounds like a scam.

Pretty much, 30-40pct of what happens in The FEDGov, is pure graft and corruption.

It appears that all the IG's were investigating is that money appropriated was spent, they literally looked the other way at obvious fraud, waste and abuse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:26 PM (XV/Pl)

236 229 I think Krugman is retiring this year, so he can pretty much write anything he wants no matter how bizarre or stupid. What are they gonna do, fire him?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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His wife ghostwrites a lot of his NYT columns under his name. He admitted in an interview as such way back.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:26 PM (ctrM5)

237 Biden, 82, used the outdated and offensive term
_______________

Why is that "outdated and offensive?" Someone should tell the NAACP about this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

238 Colored Letitia is smoking!

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/
status/1912569749198045646

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (FQ1wH)

239 Be aware, Google allows phishing on its own domains
( he was sent a supposed court summons, and the message linked to a phishing site on Googles own domain ) :

@nicksdjohnson 8h
Recently I was targeted by an extremely sophisticated phishing attack, and I want to highlight it here. It exploits a vulnerability in Google's infrastructure, and given their refusal to fix it, we're likely to see it a lot more. Here's the email I got:
x.com/nicksdjohnson/status/1912439023982834120

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (mlg/3)

240 Why Trump Will Lose His Trade War
His people don’t know what they’re doing or what they want
by PAUL KRUGMAN
===

That means Trump is going to crush the trade war.

Thanks Paul "reverse barometer" Krugman. Now if Jimmy Crammer concurs it's going t be an epic and quick crushing by Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (17s+e)

241 "I love it when colored kids sit on my lap....."

And I don't care WHAT color, IYKWIM.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (ExV1e)

242 One woman even asked if New Jersey was open and happily said she'd go there instead.
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Kiss me where it smells!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (mZtdJ)

243 Ruh-roe. Joe Hoft says Shifty Schiff committed election fraud, ineligible voting, and/or mortgage fraud.

https://shorturl.at/SDs2u

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (paSBy)

244 235 >>Also...bulk ordering active credit cards? That sounds like a scam.

Pretty much, 30-40pct of what happens in The FEDGov, is pure graft and corruption.

It appears that all the IG's were investigating is that money appropriated was spent, they literally looked the other way at obvious fraud, waste and abuse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:26 PM (XV/Pl)

=======

"I don't want to go through the effort of activating a credit card every time I hire someone who needs one. Just give me 1,000 active credit cards directly tied to the Treasury Department's money spigot instead."

"Sounds good."

"What's going on over there?"
-Senator A
"Shut the fuck up, Todd."
-Senator B

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

245 How do you make it to the 4th grade and never seen black people??
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Uh if your parents are racist pieces of shit? It scans.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (1JX/a)

246 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (6PCLE)

Hey, CBTG.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

247 @232

>>Why ITF does a leech Government drone need an effing credit card to do nothing?

IDK, travel, lodging, per-diem, expenses?

Without knowing the exact purpose of the cards, I will assume it's all fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:28 PM (XV/Pl)

248 How do you give money to politicians using federal money, without it being traced to the government? Hmm all these extra cards laying around....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:28 PM (ehZkr)

249 [KRUGTRON]'s wife ghostwrites a lot of his NYT columns under his name.

So she's equally retarded. Do their kids have tails?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 02:28 PM (gKWVE)

250 Well, he didn't shit himself.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (pZ64F)

Depend......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Why ITF does a leech Government drone need an effing credit card to do nothing?
Posted by: Spongebob Narrator at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9)

Pronhub premium ain't cheap, brah

Posted by: Polka will never die at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (Veh01)

252 243 Ruh-roe. Joe Hoft says Shifty Schiff committed election fraud, ineligible voting, and/or mortgage fraud.
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Somebody needs to check Schiff's crawl space. Just saying. Bring the cadaver dog.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (pZ64F)

253 Liar

Scranton fell into economic decline during the 1950s, and Biden's father could not find steady work. Beginning in 1953 when Biden was ten, the family lived in an apartment in Claymont, DE, before moving to a house in nearby Mayfield, DE. Wikipedia

On April 1, 1952, Delaware Chancellor Collins J. Seitz rendered his landmark decision, declaring that opportunities for black students in local schools were not equal to those of whites, and that the situation should be remedied immediately. This decision was upheld by the Delaware Supreme Court. On September 3, 1952, the Claymont Board voted to admit 12 students, who with their parents, the board, and Redding, swiftly made legal preparation for their admission September 4. When school administrators were ordered September 5 by the State Board of Education and Delaware Attorney General to send the students home to await a U.S. Supreme Court ruling, Claymont Superintendent H.E. Stahl and the local Board refused, successfully insisting that the students stay enrolled. Mrs. Pauline Dyson, a long-time teacher of Claymont’s black students, worked closely with school district officials and the community to ensure success of the effort.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (NFX2v)

254 Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD)

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I've worked in disabilities since 2001 and never heard of this outfit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2025 02:07 PM (RIvkX)

Some might suggest that they're using up some previously distributed taxpayer money before it can be clawed back.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

255 Grifting a free trip to tropical El Salvador in chilly April to scold and complain might just be peak Democrat Congresscritter behavior.
Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (j4U/Z)

It's spring break week for the congresscritters. They off on their "CODEL Junkets". El Salvador has beaches, correct? One hour photo-op with the President of El Salvador says No, then off to the beach. Best part, we paid for it. Yay us.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (pZ64F)

256 Missed this

MY Scottish clan is Clan Chattan, Clan of the Cat. Motto is "Touch not the cat bot(without) a glove."

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM

Which clan? I'm a Shaw via my Paternal Grandmother.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (jc0TO)

257 183 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at

_____________________________

I'm a little curious as to who would be paying for their trip and accommodations. The Travel Rules for congress are pretty stringent sometimes, especially if they go directly against an Executive Decision.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (dIske)

258 Colored Letitia is smoking!

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/
status/1912569749198045646

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (FQ1wH)

lol @ "I was trained by the best. I went to Howard University." in the same breath.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (i24o9)

259 I wonder if the Federal Housing Finance people will look at Biden's remarkable history of mortgage loans.

It is quite remarkable.

Posted by: Miklos, unindebted at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (UOzvC)

260 I think Krugman is retiring this year, so he can pretty much write anything he wants no matter how bizarre or stupid. What are they gonna do, fire him?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:25 PM (ehZkr)
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That's never stopped him before. Why would now be any different?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (7fElN)

261 Letitia James is now the Virginia AG.

Hey Letty, a piano called and wants it's legs back.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (7xWEH)

262 Can someone explain why "people of color" is not offensive, but "colored people" is?
Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (YIidz)

It was once explained to me like this:

I AIN'T COLORED, I'ZE BORN THIS WAY!

And that really did seem to cover all the points.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (D7oie)

263 Ruh-roe. Joe Hoft says Shifty Schiff committed election fraud, ineligible voting, and/or mortgage fraud.

https://shorturl.at/SDs2u
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (paSBy)

Well, prosecute or STFU. I'm tired of all these accusations and NOTHING HAPPENING.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Wouldn't that violate campaign finance reform laws?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:29 PM (d7ais)

265 The next news I want to hear about Biden is if he’s ever beaten to death, preferably with video.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (jbnUc)

266 The need to be offended. In truth, the term is more offensive to white (actually beige) people, in that it implies that white (actually beige) is not a color and therefore not deserving regard. By the same token, I've never seen a black (actually some shade of brown) person.
Posted by: Orson
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Well, to be fair, wi pe po have the choice of either describing themselves as person of no color, colorless, or person of pallour. Typical white privilege.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (ctrM5)

267 You know, Biden does have 4 more years of eligibility.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:23 PM (d7ais)

------------

Biden 2028 -- Look Fat, This Time We Gonna Put All You'All
Coloreds Back In Chains, Especially If You Don't Vote For Me -- Proving That You Ain't Black, Jack!

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (1S+Bi)

268 me as well!

I was just joshing around - I love making fun of Delaware esp the gay beaches

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (Pv3Rg)

oh sorry, it went right over my fool head

I don't know why I have a compulsion to mock DE too. I love vacationing at Lewes.

maybe it's the way the women dress??

Posted by: kallisto at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

269 Forget credit cards, they should all be required to have beepers.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (1JX/a)

270 Biden is a typical Boomer Hippie Fag trying to "change the world". Only thing they changed was turning the world into the shit show it is now. Seeing all the colored kids riding around in a school bus and he is all worried about them. He should have been concerned with his own kids and they wouldn't have turned out to be the shitheads they did and are. Mind your own business Boomer Fool.

Posted by: Die Joe Die! at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (cnVbw)

271 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)

I am not sure if I would be happier if he got a full tour of CECOT and a chance to interview some of the prisoners, or not.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (D7oie)

272 Colored Letitia is smoking!

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/
status/1912569749198045646

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (FQ1wH)

Holy cow.......she DOES have Marty Feldman eyes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Well, to be fair, wi pe po have the choice of either describing themselves as person of no color, colorless, or person of pallour. Typical white privilege.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:30 PM

Pale Penis Person

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 02:31 PM (jc0TO)

274 >>Why ITF does a leech Government drone need an effing credit card to do nothing?

IDK, travel, lodging, per-diem, expenses?

Without knowing the exact purpose of the cards, I will assume it's all fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2025 02:28 PM (XV/Pl)

Yeah, we went to reimbursements only after the credit cards went away. It put a stop to all the excesses. But hey, free money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 02:31 PM (i24o9)

275 Dignity! It’s what my pen represents-THE REWRITING OF MY RACIST PAST!

Posted by: President Autopen at April 16, 2025 02:31 PM (xH4dV)

276 A miracle we made it through those four years.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 16, 2025 02:31 PM (h/ffs)

277 Which clan? I'm a Shaw via my Paternal Grandmother.
Posted by: toby928
=====
MacPherson.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)

278 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Feb 14
The battle cry of the Shaw clan of Scotland is ‘Na Bean Ris A Chat!’ or ‘touch not the cat!’.

Alan Jenney @AlanJenney Feb 14 Replying to @qikipedia
And Mackintosh 'touch not the cat but the glove', meaning make sure you are wearing safety gear if you want to interact with the cat. The motto was to suggest that the clan would be fierce if provoked. Of course, a lot of these are Victorian invention or embellishment.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (mZtdJ)

279 Black is the absence of color.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (d7ais)

280 I think it's a fantasy film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

I think he was supposed to be Republican. That explains the fantasy party.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

281 That US congressional delegation just increased the number of at-large criminals in El Salvador by 500%.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (77rzZ)

282 Pale Penis Person
Posted by: toby928

White devil is also satisfactory and in common use.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)

283 Back in the day I had a government credit card. Pretty strict on its usage. Low credit limit... like $500 or some such. I used it for rental cars, hotels when TDY. Later it was used to buy off-the-shelf computer gear to build servers, desktops, etc.

Circa 1990 - 2000.

And there was accounting for every dime.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)

284 Posted by: toby928
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~~David~~ Toby Balfour of Shaws??

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (mZtdJ)

285 Why is that "outdated and offensive?" Someone should tell the NAACP about this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Any accountant will tell you there is cash value in "goodwill" attached to a brand.

Posted by: Miklos, unemployed BLM auditor at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (UOzvC)

286 MacPherson.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM

An original. Nice.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (jc0TO)

287 Well, to be fair, wi pe po have the choice of either describing themselves as person of no color, colorless, or person of pallour. Typical white privilege.
Posted by: whig

I prefer "cracker"
Pale flakey squares. And salty if you care to lick my a$$.

And forefather made his living motivating the field help.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (UzriI)

288 Butt to the wall, man. Butt to the wall......

Posted by: Dogs in the UK at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

289 >>>"I will not go further. I'll get in trouble," he said.

with my minders
with Jill
with my backers
with the imaginary schoolteacher wielding a stick

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (CQE5S)

290 279 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (d7ais)
______________________________

Or, the presence of all color at the same time. I paid attention that day in science class.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (dIske)

291 The Clark County (NV) commissioner says he is a minor attracted person….

https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/
1912133808708608436

Can’t get a url shortener to work, sorry.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 02:34 PM (pRpzT)

292 I'd laugh if these libtards heading to El Salvador to demand old dude's release somehow get 'detained' for awhile for breaking some obscure law.

That would be icing on the cake.

But seriously, other than grandstanding, what do they think they're going to accomplish?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 16, 2025 02:34 PM (tGU7s)

293 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (d7ais)

Black is all colors. White is the absence of color.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

294 283 Back in the day I had a government credit card. Pretty strict on its usage. Low credit limit... like $500 or some such. I used it for rental cars, hotels when TDY. Later it was used to buy off-the-shelf computer gear to build servers, desktops, etc.

Circa 1990 - 2000.

And there was accounting for every dime.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2025 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)

=======

At my previous company, I heard stories of one of the first 10 employees who was an executive by the time I got there (more than 10 years into the company's life).

He got quietly let go after he was found out using the company card for prostitutes on trips that were tangentially business related, at best. His mistress he had made into a director, and she was quietly let go at the same time.

The mistress was my boss's boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

295 I mostly lurk but there are a couple of things I don't understand so I have to momentarily unlurk. Can one of you Morons explain to me what this means? Thanks

45y56yg56y
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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wadji go an do that fer-WADJI GO AN DO THAT FER?/!1!?

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 16, 2025 02:34 PM (sMkAM)

296 I thought Cory Booker was ghey? He seems faggoty.

Someone should try sticking a finger in his rear to stop his verbal shrieking attacks, like the dog story in the other thread.

This would prove one way or the other, amirite?

I hope he and a gang of Congress do go to El Salvador in their new outrage du jour.

I saw the Presidente of El Salvador yesterday with our President, and he seems cool to keeping some of them. Prisons for everyone! I know he is getting paid mucho and that's fine. Get 'em outta here!

Altho I don't know if I want to see Nancy and others bald, with bare chests, bent over in chains, and in white boxers. If this is the case, take McConnell with them, please. I will suffer my retinas for this memory.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (6PCLE)

297 Which clan? I'm a Shaw via my Paternal Grandmother.
Posted by: toby928
=====
MacPherson.

Posted by: whig
===

Clan MacCleod here.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (17s+e)

298 Not in physics.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (d7ais)

299 El Salvador has beaches, correct?
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They have great beaches and resorts that look really nice. Bukele has been instrumental in getting some of them built. The internets say prices start at $150 per day, which looks like a real bargain from the pictures.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (paSBy)

300 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

Neither are better or worse. Truthfully, neither are blacks, African Americans, Negros, whatever.

It's all about stirring up resentment in blacks and making everyone else jump to a new tune every other year. It's all fake and gay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

301 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Are you on the spectrum?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (mlg/3)

302 The Saskatchewan IBEW has endorsed the Conservative Party's Poilievre for Prime Minister.

When you've lost the unions...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 16, 2025 02:20 PM (W5ArC)

Pure self-interest, there. No surprise. Wake me when the government employee unions support him. You can lace on your skates, and skate across Hell to tell me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (8zz6B)

303 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)

I am not sure if I would be happier if he got a full tour of CECOT and a chance to interview some of the prisoners, or not.
Posted by: Kindltot

They should give him the full tour. Tell him it's like the pound, pick one out and you can take him home with you... handcuffed to you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (UzriI)

304 Well, prosecute or STFU. I'm tired of all these accusations and NOTHING HAPPENING.
[/i[

When given the majority the GOPe will always punt! Life is safer when the waves are small. Smooth like Ken dolls!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 16, 2025 02:36 PM (xH4dV)

305 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (d7ais)

Black is all colors. White is the absence of color.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
==

Depends if reflective or refractive.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:36 PM (17s+e)

306 President Boasberg just found "probable cause" to hold the entire Executive Branch in contempt because they refused his direct order to run foreign policy the "Boasberg Way" and, instead, kept doing it in accordance with the Constitution, which (as we were informed by the Democrat Party) is just some old document that doesn't mean anything.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2025 02:36 PM (f9bOi)

307 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Are you on the spectrum?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
------
That pun deserves a prism sentience.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:36 PM (mZtdJ)

308 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Absence of light.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 02:36 PM (UzriI)

309 Wouldn't the absence of color mean invisible?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 02:37 PM (UBKzV)

310 I’m from the Clan Chowder. My cousin, Grimace, is from the McDonald Clan.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 16, 2025 02:37 PM (lMDkH)

311 303 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)

Looks like El Salvador is the tourist destination for the Democrats this season...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 02:37 PM (VE6XX)

312 I'd laugh if these libtards heading to El Salvador to demand old dude's release somehow get 'detained' for awhile for breaking some obscure law.

------------------

Make The Logan Act Prosecutable Again!

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 02:37 PM (1S+Bi)

313 Late to the post, has the NAACP changed it's name yet?

Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2025 02:37 PM (n4GiU)

314 So if it's okay for a former President of the United States to say it, then I can say it, right?

Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 02:38 PM (AOsQT)

315 Which clan? I'm a Shaw via my Paternal Grandmother.
Posted by: toby928
=====
MacPherson.

Posted by: whig
===

Clan MacCleod here.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (17s+e)

Clan Baird.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 02:38 PM (MGB5H)

316 How many of those Federal agency credit cards donated to ActBlue?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 02:38 PM (l3YAf)

317 President Boasberg just found "probable cause" to hold the entire Executive Branch in contempt because they refused his direct order to run foreign policy the "Boasberg Way" and, instead, kept doing it in accordance with the Constitution, which (as we were informed by the Democrat Party) is just some old document that doesn't mean anything.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2025 02:36 PM (f9bOi)
----
"Bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (7fElN)

318 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Isn't it different for paint as opposed to light?

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

319 Back the Stuarts to the throne!

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (jc0TO)

320 I was the -={cHiT}=- clan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

321 311 303 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)

Looks like El Salvador is the tourist destination for the Democrats this season...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 02:37 PM (VE6XX)

=======

"We have to resist Trump in any way possible."
"Should we be selective in which things we resist?"
"Why?"
"Well, if we're not careful, we could end up traveling to El Salvador to protest El Salvador holding an El Salvador citizen with well-detailed gang affiliations and demanding that he come to America despite having no right to be in America and a deportation order."
"Yeah, but what if there's an open asylum claim to keep him from El Salvador?"
"Well, then we resist! America will back us!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

322 What Republican has ever said they want to cut SS?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (DKKgv)

323 AOC says that the American people have lost faith in Trump and she and Bernie are the future.

Yeah. The Hoe & Just No.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (GxM4+)

324 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

Neither are better or worse. Truthfully, neither are blacks, African Americans, Negros, whatever.

It's all about stirring up resentment in blacks and making everyone else jump to a new tune every other year. It's all fake and gay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (ExV1e)
________

The black girls I know like to call themselves "chocolate girls." That would be considered RACISSSSSST if a white boy like me ever said it in public, but what's really wrong with it? People love chocolate. It's a trillion-dollar industry.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

325 Trump should pull their passports 'pending investigation' for all the dipshits heading to El Salvador.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

326 Imagine how creepy a Biden family reunion would be? The ones they allow in public are bad enough but you know they have a couple gimps and probably a cyclops chained up in the basement.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (LkLld)

327 Are you on the spectrum?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
------
That pun deserves a prism sentience.
Posted by: andycanuck

Just don't be ultraviolent when you arrest him.

Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

328 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Absence of light.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 02:36 PM (UzriI)

But color is light, so it’s correct.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (l3YAf)

329 323 AOC says that the American people have lost faith in Trump and she and Bernie are the future.

Yeah. The Hoe & Just No.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (GxM4+)

The Cluck and the Schmuck...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (VE6XX)

330 To the King o'er the water!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (mZtdJ)

331 AOC says that the American people have lost faith in Trump and she and Bernie are the future.

Isn't Bernie 86 years old?

Hope the future isn't much longer, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

332 323 AOC says that the American people have lost faith in Trump and she and Bernie are the future.

Yeah. The Hoe & Just No.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:39 PM (GxM4+)

=========

There's always a market for, "Everything sucks and the people in charge are to blame."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

333 Cla Berry here, goes good with chicken.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2025 02:41 PM (n4GiU)

334 MacPherson.
Posted by: whig

Really?
How interesting.

I have a trace of Clan MacPherson through my grandfather's father.......I even have some MacPherson plaid gear. I think that is a big cottage industry in Scotland, to sell plaids to American tourists who have a trace of Scottish ancestry to a notable clan.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at April 16, 2025 02:41 PM (vcOmj)

335
Whomever did Biden's embalming and makeup did an excellent job. He looks alive.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2025 02:41 PM (IifOV)

336 Isn't it different for paint as opposed to light?

it is - someone else up there said, refractive (light) or reflective?

but I mean all colors in paint just equals mud tho

but all colors (light) exist in white. white is all. it separates into the spectrum of color.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (Pv3Rg)

337 Tiny keyboards ruin every joke I try.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (n4GiU)

338 36 I remember working with Satchel Paige on his curve-ball, what a negro, and not a criminal!
Posted by: Joey Biden at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (noAi2)

Ha!

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (CQE5S)

339 MacPherson.
Posted by: whig

Of the strut fortune?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

340 AOC says that the American people have lost faith in Trump and she and Bernie are the future.

Isn't Bernie 86 years old?

Hope the future isn't much longer, then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

He's only 12 in dog years!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

341 60 million American have disabilities? If that’s the case the the word disability has lost all meaning. Because I’d wager 50 of that 60 is bullshit “disabilities” like Anxiety. Or peanut allergies.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (DKKgv)

342 What Republican has ever said they want to cut SS?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

======

Every damn one of them, I tell ya!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (Amt00)

343 pbs.org newshour
Watch live biden speaks out to protect social security in high-profile address after leaving office

WATCH: Biden says Trump has ‘taken a hatchet’ to Social Security in first post-presidency speech
Published April 15, 2025

Introduction is about the Big Lie: That there's a massive zombie apocolypse of dead people. And the other Big Lie, illegal immigrants are sucking Social Security dry.

We take care of our own

----------------------------
A Gastly American Fairy Tale, imo.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (NFX2v)

344 Clan Berry here, from the bogs to the CranApple juice.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (VNX3d)

345 Demented old gas-bag says what?

Go home, Joe. Shut up and eat your ice cream. Nobody cares.

Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (rdVOm)

346 Good grief. That kid who stabbed and murdered another kid in Texas is up to almost half a million on Give Send Go. His father says he’s going to buy a new house. These people really don’t have a soul. What a bunch of ghouls.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (lMDkH)

347 He's only 12 in dog years!
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (iFTx/

So not even eligible for the House.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (MGB5H)

348 Steve Dallas having an argument with his mother in Bloom County.
SD "colored people"
Mom "you can't say that
SD, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
Mom "grrrr"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (6TePA)

349 318 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Isn't it different for paint as opposed to light?
Posted by: Bulg

It all depends on your point of view and your definitions.

For "reflective" colors (like paint), black absorbs all colors, but reflects none. White,on the other hand, reflects all colors, but absorbs none.

For "radiative" colors (like a lightbulb, the sun, etc.), white is the presence of all wavelengths, while black is the presence of no wavelengths.

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (pMi6S)

350 How is "Colored People" worse than "People of Color?"

I have never understood this.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

Colored People = American Blacks.

When the Liberals wanted to hitchhike in Hispanics, Indians, Arabs, Persians, Whites with tans, and other foreigners they switched to the new name so they could use white guilt for blacks to get a lot of new groups funded. People of Color fit the bill.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (n7h9X)

351 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)
______________

Love is in the air ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

352 Ghastly

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (NFX2v)

353 Biden is still alive?

Posted by: redchief at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (KLiBZ)

354 Really?
How interesting.

I have a trace of Clan MacPherson through my grandfather's father.......I even have some MacPherson plaid gear. I think that is a big cottage industry in Scotland, to sell plaids to American tourists who have a trace of Scottish ancestry to a notable clan.
Posted by: A face in the crowd
======
Yep. My name sake ancestors left in the early 1700's as far as I can tell to Virginia mebbe circa 1740's or 50's. One fought in the Revolutionary War in the VA militia.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (ctrM5)

355 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (g07/a)

Considering that there was a valid deportation order on the guy, wouldn't that constitute either human smuggling or... ignoring a court order!!!!!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (ExV1e)

356 Tanned, Ready and Rested!

Posted by: Nunavut Ice Floe at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (w9Wax)

357 Of the strut fortune?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:42 PMd

The Shock Absorber King of Chicago.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (jc0TO)

358 Clan of the Cave Bear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

359 318 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Isn't it different for paint as opposed to light?
Posted by: Bulg

It all depends on your point of view and your definitions.

For "reflective" colors (like paint), black absorbs all colors, but reflects none. White,on the other hand, reflects all colors, but absorbs none.

For "radiative" colors (like a lightbulb, the sun, etc.), white is the presence of all wavelengths, while black is the presence of no wavelengths.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (pMi6S)
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"Additive" color mixing v. "subtractive" color mixing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (7fElN)

360 Off pedo prez sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (Amt00)

361 Good grief. That kid who stabbed and murdered another kid in Texas is up to almost half a million on Give Send Go. His father says he’s going to buy a new house. These people really don’t have a soul. What a bunch of ghouls.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (lMDkH)

Better going to them to the liberal racists and NGO criminals, actually.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (n7h9X)

362 Of the strut fortune?
Posted by: Sponge
======
Heh, not me babe.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (ctrM5)

363 Tiny keyboards ruin every joke I try.
Posted by: From about That Time

Well damn sure don't try voice to text.
Siri is dumber than AOC.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (GxM4+)

364 277 Which clan? I'm a Shaw via my Paternal Grandmother.
Posted by: toby928
=====
MacPherson.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)

My paternal grandmother was a MacPhee.

But my maternal grandfather was named Swen Magnus Wiberg, so maybe those two cancel each other out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (a4NoL)

365 Anyone notice how African American is no longer used.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (W2Pud)

366
The Shock Absorber King of Chicago.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2025 02:44 PM (jc0TO)

Never not appropriate. Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

367 The black girls I know like to call themselves "chocolate girls." That would be considered RACISSSSSST if a white boy like me ever said it in public, but what's really wrong with it? People love chocolate. It's a trillion-dollar industry.
Posted by: Elric Blade

And they go "Do-dat doo dat doo doo...."

Posted by: Zombie Lou Reed at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

368 Which clan? I'm a Shaw via my Paternal Grandmother.
Posted by: toby928
=====
MacPherson.

Posted by: whig
===

Clan MacCleod here.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (17s+e)
______

"Ku Klux"

-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

369 Looks like El Salvador is the tourist destination for the Democrats this season...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 02:37 PM (VE6XX)

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Is it too late to move the 2028 Democrat National Convention the CECOT (Center for the Confinement Of Terrorists) prison there to be closer to their actual constituents?

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (1S+Bi)

370 Honestly the left changed the language rules so often it’s impossible to know day to day what’s the right way to speak. Why is black less offensive than colored? Why is Hispanic less offensive than Latino? Why is enslaved people less offensive than slaves? Homeless used to be cool. Not it’s unhoused. It never ends.

It’s all bullshit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (DKKgv)

371 He knows what he'll find in Prison.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 02:18 PM (F30Ty)

Wuv, twoo wuv.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (ExV1e)

372 People of Color fit the bill.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:43 PM (n7h9X)
____________

Why "with," as opposed to another preposition?

People about color? People to color? People around color?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

373 BREAKING: Cory Booker, aka the fiercely heterosexual Spartacus, is considering leading a trip of Congressmen to El Salvador to DEMAND a member of violent gang MS-13 be returned to the United States.

He and everyone who goes with him need to be arrested for violating whatever the actual prohibition is against Committing International Diplomacy Without Authorization.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2025 02:46 PM (hB7mE)

374 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (d7ais)

Black is all colors. White is the absence of color.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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Depends if you' doing additive or subtractive color mixing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2025 02:46 PM (6K6Eu)

375 Government employees travel to a lot of conferences to network -- i.e. schmooze, play grabass, shake down the normies.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 02:46 PM (wBaIH)

376 Klan Gunn on both sides.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:46 PM (d7ais)

377 Aren't sake ancestors Japanese??

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:46 PM (mZtdJ)

378 Yep. My name sake ancestors left in the early 1700's as far as I can tell to Virginia mebbe circa 1740's or 50's. One fought in the Revolutionary War in the VA militia.
Posted by: whig

We think one of our maternal ancestors fought in the Revolutionary War, but we are not quite sure which side he fought on.

Posted by: Zombie Lou Reed at April 16, 2025 02:47 PM (vcOmj)

379 "Additive" color mixing v. "subtractive" color mixing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Reflective versus refractive

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:47 PM (17s+e)

380 I prefer "cracker"
Pale flakey squares. And salty if you care to lick my a$$.

And forefather made his living motivating the field help.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Florida and Georgia fight over that term but only Georgia had a minor league baseball team known as the Atlanta Crackers from 1901-1965.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:47 PM (ctrM5)

381 Corey Booker in El Salvador prison
" Hello I'm Senator Booker"
"Bend over , Spartacus"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 02:47 PM (6TePA)

382 From now to eternity every bad stock market day will be blamed on “Trump’s Tariffs ”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (DKKgv)

383 Clan MacCleod here.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (17s+e)
______

"Ku Klux"

-- Joe Biden
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Clan Midia

-Fani Willis

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (UBKzV)

384 365 Anyone notice how African American is no longer used.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (W2Pud)

Sure it is, when speaking of Elon. And therein lies the problem....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (a4NoL)

385 Corey Booker in El Salvador prison
" Hello I'm Senator Booker"
"Bend over , Spartacus"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 02:47 PM (6TePA)

Got it. Book her, Danno!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (VNX3d)

386 They're probably broke because Hunter spent everything on hookers, blow and paternity lawsuits.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

Celebrities and athletes often end up broke. When you spend a significant amount of time with a never ending stream of cash many folks cannot conceptualize that it can end.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

387 Honestly the left changed the language rules so often it’s impossible to know day to day what’s the right way to speak. Why is black less offensive than colored? Why is Hispanic less offensive than Latino? Why is enslaved people less offensive than slaves? Homeless used to be cool. Not it’s unhoused. It never ends.

It’s all bullshit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (DKKgv)
____________

It's a shibboleth, to show you're cool and with it. If we'd been saying "black," they'd insist on our saying "colored." And so forth for all the other changes in usage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

388 It's all about stirring up resentment in blacks and making everyone else jump to a new tune every other year. It's all fake and gay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (ExV1e)
________

"Black" itself is one of those "revised" terms. Colored was the first approved term, the more radicalized groups in the 60s and 70s boosted black as an alternative. The newer focus group ones came later.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (n7h9X)

389 Reflective versus refractive
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:47 PM (17s+e)

Centripetal vs centrifugal

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (91TQ2)

390 My refractory period is eternity.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (paSBy)

391 Stocks are on sale again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (d7ais)

392 Ray Nagin, chocolate New Orleans something something, money. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (QSrLX)

393
The Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD) has a history of recognizing outstanding contributions in the field of disability advocacy. In 2022, its predecessor, the Social Security Leadership for Disability Representatives (SSLDR), initiated the tradition of honoring the top 500 Social Security disability organizations for their unwavering dedication and invaluable role in advocating for the disabled community. ACRD has continued this tradition, aiming to expand recognition beyond this industry in the future.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (NFX2v)

394 Corey Booker in El Salvador prison
_______________

"Hi, boys!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

395 386
Celebrities and athletes often end up broke. When you spend a significant amount of time with a never ending stream of cash many folks cannot conceptualize that it can end.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

=======

Some minorly famous black female actress went viral last year because her $10 million paychecks were simply not enough to cover all of her expenses.

Which included keeping an entourage of like 5 people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

396 Dressed in "an official-looking hat," holding a clipboard and standing at a barricade with a DELAWARE CLOSED TODAY sign, a man from the TV show stopped traffic on Ebright Road leading from Pennsylvania into Delaware and simply told drivers Delaware was closed

-
Probably lost the keys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (L/fGl)

397 Clan MacCleod here.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (17s+e)

think we need to have a swordfight in an alleyway

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (n7h9X)

398 I was just curious:

The Clan Gunn Motto:
Aut Pax Aut Bellum
(Either Peace or War)

https://tinyurl.com/yp43jtce
2pp history PDF from the U.S. association.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (mZtdJ)

399 I even have some MacPherson plaid gear. I think that is a big cottage industry in Scotland, to sell plaids to American tourists who have a trace of Scottish ancestry to a notable clan.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at April 16, 2025 02:41 PM (vcOmj)

No true Scotsman would ever refer to a tartan as "plaid"!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (8zz6B)

400 Whats a teleprompter go for per hour? More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (QSrLX)

401 Anyone notice how African American is no longer used.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (W2Pud)

Sure it is, when speaking of Elon. And therein lies the problem....
Posted by: tcn in AK

I love it when a black person says 'deport elon musk'.
I ask them if they are now for deporting African Americans?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (GxM4+)

402 Celebrities and athletes often end up broke. When you spend a significant amount of time with a never ending stream of cash many folks cannot conceptualize that it can end.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

That has changed a lot over the past decade or so. For sportsball people. Pro leagues made a concerted effort to teach the young’ uns about money management, proper investments, etc.

The ESPN move Broke was a catalyst. It was kind of embarrassing for them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (DKKgv)

403 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:32 PM (d7ais)

Black is all colors. White is the absence of color.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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Depends if you' doing additive or subtractive color mixing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2025 02:46 PM (6K6Eu)

I suspect a new Longbows/Crossbows, Ginger/Maryann type argument is birthing here at the ol' AoSHQ as we speak.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (dGCAG)

404 Anyone notice how African American is no longer used.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 02:45 PM (W2Pud)
______________

Too many syllables.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

405 "Negro" isn't even an English-language word-- it was picked up by early settlers from the Spaniards in Florida and the Southwest, who just used the Spanish word for "black" ("negro") to describe people with darker skin (including some Indian tribes, BTW). The word had been in use for centuries in the Spanish-speaking world before English adopted it, as happens to every language that English encounters -- it absorbs words and idioms like John Carpenter's"The Thing" absorbs every life form it touches.

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (pMi6S)

406 Trump works to free our American hostages abroad and the democrats work to import terrorists back to America.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (h/ffs)

407 No true Scotsman would ever refer to a tartan as "plaid"!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (8zz6B)
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A tartan is a pattern. A plaid is a garment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (6K6Eu)

408 The Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD) has a history of recognizing outstanding contributions in the field of disability advocacy. In 2022, its predecessor, the Social Security Leadership for Disability Representatives (SSLDR), initiated the tradition of honoring the top 500 Social Security disability organizations for their unwavering dedication and invaluable role in advocating for the disabled community. ACRD has continued this tradition, aiming to expand recognition beyond this industry in the future.
Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (NFX2v)

Slush fund. Group of people paid giving money to other people for nonsense reasons. Money laundering for sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (n7h9X)

409
I love it when a black person says 'deport elon musk'.
I ask them if they are now for deporting African Americans?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (GxM4+)

Telling a black person to go back to Africa is racist.

Telling a white person to go back to Africa is justified and just common sense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

410 We think one of our maternal ancestors fought in the Revolutionary War, but we are not quite sure which side he fought on.
Posted by: Zombie Lou Reed
========
My mother's ancestors were here earlier than my fathers and were of English origin settling around the Chesapeake area. Several of them fought in the American Revolution.

My wife, on the other hand, has both original Jamestown and ancestors on the Speedwell plus a bunch of ancestors fighting in the Revolutionary War.

Pissed my mother right off that my wife could have chosen to be in both the Jamestown Society as well as the Mayflower one.

Course, one of my wife's ancestors was infamous arranging the poisoning a bunch of Indians in the 1620's which was after a massacre of settlers there previously.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (ctrM5)

411 ------
A tartan is a pattern. A plaid is a garment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (6K6Eu)

Plaid is traveling through space really, really fast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

412 The Democrats truly are in disarray if they’re forced to trot Dopey Old Joe out to make a “speech”. He handled it in his usual inimitable style, as usual.

Posted by: RebeccaH at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (nnkjY)

413 Thinking of El Salvador prisons (along with fingers in dog butts)...how do they shower the innocents (Dim thoughts)? In groups?

Is it like a car wash and whip 'em through... or can they stand in random shower moments to crack their backs?

Granted, since everyone is in the same position and bent over, I guess no one needs to drop the soap.

Now I will pause to clear my mind and be productive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (6PCLE)

414
The ESPN move Broke was a catalyst. It was kind of embarrassing for them.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (DKKgv)

ESPN has it's own sportsbook.

Sports are forever hopelessly corrupted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

415 Former U.S. Senator Roy Blunt Joins ACRD Advisory Board
Mar 12, 2025

Washington DC, District of Columbia – Association of Advocates, Counselors and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD) is proud to welcome former U.S. Senator Roy Blunt to its Advisory Board, adding one of the nation’s most respected bipartisan leaders in healthcare and disability rights to its mission of strengthening professional education and advocacy for disability professionals. With a career spanning over 25 years in Congress, Senator Blunt played a pivotal role in shaping groundbreaking legislation that has transformed access to healthcare, disability resources, and mental health services nationwide.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (NFX2v)

416 Celebrities and athletes often end up broke. When you spend a significant amount of time with a never ending stream of cash many folks cannot conceptualize that it can end.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

=======

Some minorly famous black female actress went viral last year because her $10 million paychecks were simply not enough to cover all of her expenses.

Which included keeping an entourage of like 5 people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Taraji Henson. Although, in fairness even assuming she was getting $10M a picture -- I think all these reported salaries are bullshit, but let's assume -- what actually gets into her pocket is probably less than 1/3 that after agent fees and costs, marketing, taxes, and all the other bullshit is taken out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

417 it absorbs words and idioms like John Carpenter's"The Thing" absorbs every life form it touches.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (pMi6S)

When we find a word we like we take it and it is an English word. You want to guard a word, don't say it.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (n7h9X)

418 The Advocates, Counselors, and Representatives for the Disabled (ACRD) has a history ...
___________

... dating back a few weeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

419 410 Course, one of my wife's ancestors was infamous arranging the poisoning a bunch of Indians in the 1620's which was after a massacre of settlers there previously.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (ctrM5)

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My family's been in the US since the 1650s in Massachussetts.

Two of my ancestors, a father/son pair, were in a Revolutionary War skirmish in North Carolina outside of Wilmington.

I'd need to prove my relationship to them, but I should be able to join the Sons of the Revolution. Bu that's a lot of work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

420 By the same token, I've never seen a black (actually some shade of brown) person.
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:22 PM (dIske)

Article on the lady who is, apparently, the darkest person in the world. She may not be black but she's pretty close.

https://tinyurl.com/2czkhbdf+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:54 PM (ExV1e)

421
Too many syllables.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2025 02:51 PM (YqDXo)/i]

"And no apostropes."

- - - - - Ja'whaan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

422 My wife did a bunch of ancestry stuff. She has ancestors in the revolutionary war. And Civil war (both sides) . And some of her peeps were quite wealthy at some point And yet all the money was gone by the time her parents and grandparents rolled up.

Damn!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:54 PM (DKKgv)

423 Some minorly famous black female actress went viral last year because her $10 million paychecks were simply not enough to cover all of her expenses.

Which included keeping an entourage of like 5 people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
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Funny thing, at one point in my life I had an entourage of 4 people. And was able to keep them, and myself, clothed, housed and fed on about $25K a year.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

424 He handled it in his usual inimitable style, as usual.
Posted by: RebeccaH at April 16, 2025 02:52 PM (nnkjY)

I would pay good money for someone to put the word "inimitable" on his teleprompter.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

425 Brown is dark orange.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (d7ais)

426 Ruh-roe. Joe Hoft says Shifty Schiff committed election fraud, ineligible voting, and/or mortgage fraud.

https://shorturl.at/SDs2u
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 02:27 PM (paSBy)

This and Leticia James in NYC: Trump lives, breathes and swims in real estate. I can't believe that Trump was not made aware at some point that James was committing fraud, at least that he had rumors and reports of it.
Imagine the balls on that guy having that in his pocket and not pulling it out in his own defense.

Also, with real estate fraud, I do think there has to be more coming out on this soon. It was ignored since no politician seems to have understood it, but even I have heard of federal level politicians having issues in this area.
Trump does real estate, and his group must know that better than banking.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (D7oie)

427 341 60 million American have disabilities? If that’s the case the the word disability has lost all meaning. Because I’d wager 50 of that 60 is bullshit “disabilities” like Anxiety. Or peanut allergies.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:42 PM (DKKgv)
___________________________

Yeah...no. The same thing happens everywhere. Take the Greek island of Zakynthos. Over 600 people claimed to be legally blind on that island to collect disability. That's about 12 times higher than any other place on the planet. A lot of those collecting were foreign born taxi drivers. You'd think they'd have more car accidents.

Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)

428 My wife did a bunch of ancestry stuff. She has ancestors in the revolutionary war. And Civil war (both sides) . And some of her peeps were quite wealthy at some point And yet all the money was gone by the time her parents and grandparents rolled up.

Damn!!
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 02:54 PM (DKKgv)

Shirtsleeves to Shirtsleeves in three generations is an old saying.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (n7h9X)

429 Which clan? I'm a Shaw via my Paternal Grandmother.
Posted by: toby928
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MacPherson.

Posted by: whig
===

Clan MacCleod here.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 02:35 PM (17s+e)

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My four Scottish great-grandparents' clans (all emigrating from The Highlands (including some of the Isles) to the Broad Cove area on Cape Breton Island in Nova Scotia in the early 19th century):

MacNeil; MacLeod; MacPherson; and MacLellon.

We're all cousins!

Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (1S+Bi)

430 Clan MacCleod here.
Posted by: Jukin
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Interesting history of that clan and our ancestry might have crossed as one of my Scottish forebearers was a Viking ruler on the Isle of Mann.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (ctrM5)

431 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (2UnvF)

432 how do they shower the innocents
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At CECOT? No showers. Each 80-man cell has a concrete basin they wash in. Also one luxurious toilet.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (paSBy)

433 No true Scotsman would ever refer to a tartan as "plaid"!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:50 PM (8zz6B)

True Scots ancestors in my line (a small clan under MacDonald from the Mull of Kintyre). I have the complexion passed down to me and am now getting a wee mite ruddy.

I admit to liking men in kilts. Especially Mel Gibson.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (6PCLE)

434 maybe he was looking for the colored porter who was going to put his bags on the train

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (CWTWj)

435 Article on the lady who is, apparently, the darkest person in the world. She may not be black but she's pretty close.

https://tinyurl.com/2czkhbdf+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2025 02:54 PM (ExV1e)

Some people have a paper bag test.

She uses an eight ball.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (VoAdT)

436 416 Taraji Henson. Although, in fairness even assuming she was getting $10M a picture -- I think all these reported salaries are bullshit, but let's assume -- what actually gets into her pocket is probably less than 1/3 that after agent fees and costs, marketing, taxes, and all the other bullshit is taken out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

======

I remember her mentioning her agents as part of it as well.

So, after taxes and her agent, she's down to, maybe, $5 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

437 But seriously, other than grandstanding, what do they think they're going to accomplish?
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Hookers, drugs and booze is cheap there.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (pZ64F)

438 Yeah...no. The same thing happens everywhere. Take the Greek island of Zakynthos. Over 600 people claimed to be legally blind on that island to collect disability. That's about 12 times higher than any other place on the planet. A lot of those collecting were foreign born taxi drivers. You'd think they'd have more car accidents.
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (dIske)

I was told I was legally blind since HS. I needed glasses and warned them and never checked if it were true.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (n7h9X)

439 MacNeil; MacLeod; MacPherson; and MacLellon.

We're all cousins!
Posted by: ShainS
========
Yep. But your ancestry from Scotland is far more than my diluted line. Too many English, Irish, and Scots Irish in it.

Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:57 PM (ctrM5)

440 With a career spanning over 25 years in Congress, Senator Blunt played a pivotal role in shaping groundbreaking legislation that has transformed access to healthcare, disability resources, and mental health services nationwide.
Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:53 PM (NFX2v)

With a career spanning over 25 years in Congress, former Senator Blunt developed a particular skill at kissing arse and opening doors through bribery and logrolling.

Congratulations, ACRD, you just made my list of orgs to never give a dime to.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (dGCAG)

441 I'd laugh if these libtards heading to El Salvador to demand old dude's release somehow get 'detained' for awhile for breaking some obscure law.

------------------

Make The Logan Act Prosecutable Again!
Posted by: ShainS

Bukele looks like he may have a good sense of humor. It would be a shame if a brick of heroin accidentally made its way into a Congressman's luggage going through Customs

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

442 Funny thing, at one point in my life I had an entourage of 4 people. And was able to keep them, and myself, clothed, housed and fed on about $25K a year.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

Toddlers != Entourage.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (n7h9X)

443 The Democratic lawmakers can visit El Salvador on their own, but they would need permission from Comer for it to be an official delegation paid for with government funds.

Remember this.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 02:59 PM (NFX2v)

444 My clan crossed the Campbells.

Bastards.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (D7oie)

445 Bukele looks like he may have a good sense of humor. It would be a shame if a brick of heroin accidentally made its way into a Congressman's luggage going through Customs

Posted by: Cheri
==

I seriously LOLed. Well played Cheri!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (17s+e)

446 440. With a career spanning over 25 years in Congress, former Senator Blunt developed a particular skill at kissing arse and opening doors through bribery and logrolling.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 03:00 PM (NFX2v)

447 Funny thing, at one point in my life I had an entourage of 4 people. And was able to keep them, and myself, clothed, housed and fed on about $25K a year.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

Toddlers != Entourage.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 02:58 PM (n7h9X)
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Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2025 03:01 PM (tT6L1)

448 The black girls I know like to call themselves "chocolate girls." That would be considered RACISSSSSST if a white boy like me ever said it in public, but what's really wrong with it? People love chocolate. It's a trillion-dollar industry.

Posted by: Elric Blade

I suppose the real question here is what kind of chocolate?

F'rinstance, if a Black woman came up to you and said,

"Hey there, my name is Leticia. I'm a Hollow Chocolate Easter Bunny Kinda Chocolate Girl."

You might not be so impressed. Whereas if she said,

"Hey there, my name is Claudine. I'm a Godiva Deep Dark Chocolate Truffle Kinda Chocolate Girl."

You'd probably be very impressed. Although, if she said,

"Hey there, my name is B'OdangaWangaBirthdaySurprise. I'm a Tootsie Roll Chocolate Kinda Chocolate Girl."

You could be pretty sure that 'she' was a trannie.

It's complicated, man.

These are the sorta things that keep me up at night!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2025 03:02 PM (iJfKG)

449 Whenever I'm referred to as white, I correct them, that I am a descendant of Romans.

My people built highways, aqua ducts, and multi-story buildings, while your people slept in bushes and caves and drank ditch water, if they were unlucky enough not to be my ancestors' slaves.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (wBaIH)

450 Whenever I'm referred to as white, I correct them, that I am a descendant of Romans.

My people built highways, aqua ducts, and multi-story buildings, while your people slept in bushes and caves and drank ditch water, if they were unlucky enough not to be my ancestors' slaves.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 03:04 PM (wBaIH)

That is true - a main source of Roman subfamily nicknames are color related - Rufus (red) Chlorus (white) Niger (dark) and probably not usually skin related

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2025 03:08 PM (n7h9X)

451 119 Interesting times. Some organization trots out Joe to speak at the same time the useless media is selling books and doing interviews all talking about Biden's diminished capacity and how they "didn't know" but now do how bad his decline was during his Presidency. It's all lies of course but the effort they put in to keeping two different versions of this story going is somewhat amazing.
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

I would subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:11 PM (CQE5S)

452 431 Nood
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2025 02:56 PM (2UnvF)

Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 03:13 PM (CQE5S)

453 Homosexuality used to be about sex, usually furtive in dark places. The excitement of fornicating with strangers. Clandestine hookups. No time for romance. Most homo were married anyway, to the opposite sex (of course). No one called it 'bi' either.

This whole idea of homo 'relationships' with kissing and holding hands in public is only a few decades old.

This is why many question whether it even existed in its current form before the 20th century.

Posted by: melanoma at April 16, 2025 07:42 PM (o0jl9)

454 This is late, probably won't be seen but, a lady called into Chris Plante today to let us know she's around Joe's age and grew up in Scranton. There were no school buses at that time, so, the lie is compounded.

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