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The Director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency Refers Corrupt NY AG Letitia James to the DOJ for Committing Blantant Mortgage Fraud
In applying for a mortgage, she claimed a Virginia property was her primary residence, while serving as a NY official. She did this because mortgages for first (primary) residences are cheaper. She also apparently claimed that her father was her husband because married couples get breaks on mortgages. She signed all this. This is fraud, on its face.That fraud was also committed to get better mortgage terms for a four-residence unit.
New York Attorney General Letitia James was hit with a federal criminal referral for instances of alleged mortgage fraud on Tuesday, according to a letter obtained by The Post. Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) Director William Pulte sent the missive to Attorney General Pam Bondi and Deputy AG Todd Blanche, alleging that James had "falsified records" to get home loans for a property in Virginia that she claimed was her "principal residence" in 2023 -- while still serving as a New York state prosecutor. That occurred in late August 2023, weeks before James began her civil fraud trial against the Trump Organization for over-inflating the values of many of its properties, which ended in a $454 million judgment. In February 2001, James also purchased a five-family dwelling in Brooklyn -- but has "consistently misrepresented the same property as only having four units in both building permit applications and numerous mortgage documents and applications," the letter noted.
So she assigned a relative the power of attorney to sign documents on her behalf, so it's her relative signing her name to the fraudulent loan documents. I call this "intent." And also, intent to compound the fraud through further deception.
Pulte attached several documents also showing that James purchased another property with her father as a co-signer -- but falsely listed the pair as "husband and wife" in 1983 and 2000. "While this was a long time ago, it raises serious concerns about the validity of Ms. James representations on mortgage applications," he wrote. .. The letter referenced earlier media reports about purportedly falsifying her residence status to get a lower mortgage rate in Virginia and misrepresenting her five-unit residence in Brooklyn, that were first reported by the outlet White Collar Fraud. James granted power of attorney to Shamice Thompson-Hairston, a relative, to sign an Aug. 17, 2023, document authorizing the purchase of the first property, according to legal filings reported by the outlet. She secured a $218,780 mortgage to do so.
Meanwhile, this nasty Longtime Bachelorette is conjuring new charges against Trump:
Loans secured for the latter property could have reduced her mortgage interest rate by as much as 1% and had lower monthly payments under the federal Home Assistance Modification Program (HAMP) since it was listed as containing just four units, according to Pulte. "Ms. James, for both properties listed above, appears to have falsified records in order to meet certain lending requirements and receive favorable loan terms," he told Bondi and Blanche. That could amount to criminal charges, including wire fraud, mail fraud, bank fraud and false statements to a financial institution, among others, Pulte added.
The criminal referral dropped the same day James' office confirmed it was preliminarily scrutinizing whether insider trading was in play regarding the 90-day pause President Trump put on "reciprocal" tariffs last week.Jonathan Turley discussed this case with Laura Ingraham. I have a dream: A dream where this softball all-star and beefy linebacker gets locked in a cell with Fani Willis and her itchy cooter.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Legal Left at April 16, 2025 12:52 PM (yKZlr)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 12:52 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 12:53 PM (1Y0Cw)
Had me worried there. Everything okay?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2025 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)
This disappears the instant that democrats get implicated. I'd guess Pelosi is trying to shut it down already.
Posted by: Bert G at April 16, 2025 12:53 PM (VARTN)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm going to be politically incorrect, but it always seems black Democrat politicians really have an entitlement mentality that they dont have to follow the same rules. It really seems rampant.
Posted by: Leupold at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (4pwAx)
If I can prove I married my father, though, I'm off the hook!
Posted by: Litigious James at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (Dphv/)
This is chef's kiss level of ironic perfection.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 12:55 PM (i24o9)
"You go girl!"
- - - - - Brotherf*cker Ilhan Omar
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 12:55 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2025 12:55 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 12:55 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Leupold at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (4pwAx)
You just didn't make the list, pal.
Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (1JX/a)
Triple redundancy
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (gxokI)
*yawn*
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
"Don't you mean she FAFO-ed?"
"No. She's *a* FAFO."
"What do you mean?"
"It's like a MOFO. Or a BROFO. Means she's a Father Fu---" (cut to commercial)
Posted by: Another Anon at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (4h45B)
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Bitch this is my corner!
-Ilhan Nur
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (zaW1R)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 16, 2025 12:56 PM (eqIFx)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (i24o9)
Ilhan Omar sees no problem with that.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (RjOoY)
In applying for a mortgage, she claimed a Virginia property was her primary residence, while serving as a NY official.
She did this because mortgages for first (primary) residences are cheaper.
She also apparently claimed that her father was her husband because married couples get breaks on mortgages.
She signed all this. This is fraud, on its face.[2i]
It sounds like both she and Fani Willis WERE pen pals ... and WILL BE pen pals.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (xG4kz)
Had me worried there. Everything okay?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2025 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)
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Maybe he got lost in his dream...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (F30Ty)
Discuss !!!
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (sZOS2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: browndog wagging tail at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (TTAGa)
Oooh, complex mathematics!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (xG4kz)
You were mentioned in the last thread. Your ears burning bring you here today?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Last time Pr0nHub released detailed stats, "fake incest" videos were far and way the most popular thing in Washington, DC.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 12:58 PM (2ocoG)
It takes a strong mind to realize that incest just makes financial sense.
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2025 12:58 PM (An4cD)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 12:55 PM (1Y0Cw)
Classy move.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (i24o9)
But it made me late.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 12:58 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Letitia Costanza at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Continuing patterns of behavior are often allowed in as evidence in a current case even though statutes of limitations may bar prosecution of those offenses. Common in mob trials.
My guess is Tish has a pattern of illegal activity going way back of all sorts of things. Basically if you are willing to commit one crime, then the second, third, fourth, flow from that. Basically, because it appears the entire state of New York and local governments are criminal organizations with criminal officeholders, most will not stand up to scrutiny that the feds can do if they want to.
Speaker Silver, for example, or Majority Leader Bruno. Illinois is a similar criminal state.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (ctrM5)
>>>She's not Muslim enough to claim this!
Posted by: pookysgirl, weirded out by Minnesota at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Nope. Been busy and dealing with a messed up knee and high BP.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (4tmpE)
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Old & Busted: Brother-Fucker (BroFo).
New Hotness: Father-Fucker (FaFo). [SWIDT?]
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (QzGLY)
Posted by: huerfano at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (n2swS)
Posted by: Barney Fwank at April 16, 2025 01:00 PM (sZOS2)
But it made me late.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 12:58 PM (1Y0Cw)
That's why it's best to avoid common courtesy altogether.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Had me worried there. Everything okay?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2025 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)
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Maybe he got lost in his dream...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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The dream that is Shelves dot com.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:00 PM (ctrM5)
Discuss !!!
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (sZOS2)
*profuse sweating*
Posted by: Eyepatch McCain, whose stock picks outperform Nancy Pelosi at April 16, 2025 01:00 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
Nope. Been busy and dealing with a messed up knee and high BP.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2025 12:59 PM (4tmpE)
Well, healing prayers up......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Leupold at April 16, 2025 12:54 PM (4pwAx)
City Girl Mayor Tiffany Henyard, from Dolton IL, was the epitome of such blatant entitlement, putting her township in serious financial straights through her blatant corruption. Now we have Rep. Ghetto 'Hood Rat Jasmine Crockett filling that 'entitlement' role.
But you got Tish James, Fani Willis, Fat Alvin Bragg, that mayor of Chicago, the former mayor now jailbird from Detroit, etc., etc., etc.
So, yes, I agree.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Kramer at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
No, she's the one who sued Trump because she falsely claimed he misrepresented the value of his property to get better interest rates on loans.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (1Y0Cw)
New Hotness: Father-Fucker (FaFo). [SWIDT?]
Posted by: ShainS
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Clever.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (ctrM5)
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Well, now I feel like celebrating!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Screeching Keith Olbermann at April 16, 2025 01:02 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:02 PM (1JX/a)
In addition to the house, they've reportedly bought a fully loaded Cadillac Escalade. Hopefully both the house and the car will be repossessed within a couple of years, with Karmelo languishing in jail for decades more.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (lIio7)
No, she's the one who sued Trump because she falsely claimed he misrepresented the value of his property to get better interest rates on loans.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (1Y0Cw)
Oh, that's right. The thing that every real estate investor everywhere does every time. It was so bad a case that Hochul had to PROMISE everyone ELSE they wouldn't be caught up in the farce. Only Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
She also apparently claimed that her father was her husband because married couples get breaks on mortgages.
"Chinatown" has been done already, Toots, and with a far classier cast than anything your production company might assemble.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (xG4kz)
"Call me Daddy", he concluded.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (F30Ty)
He meant for violation of rights, but for her to go to court over paperwork fraud is quite the twist considering the acrobatics NY had to do to charge Trump in that case and the Stormy Daniels one.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (6ydKt)
No, she's the one who sued Trump because she falsely claimed he misrepresented the value of his property to get better interest rates on loans.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (1Y0Cw)
Also where the 'convicted felon' thing comes from, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (bss/y)
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Also "consciousness of guilt."
LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (l6PV7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
No, she's the one who sued Trump because she falsely claimed he misrepresented the value of his property to get better interest rates on loans.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (1Y0Cw)
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I guess that's why she was chosen to prosecute the case against President Trump--she has personal experience in this area.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Starring Darien Gap at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Darth James at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:02 PM (1JX/a)
That's impossible!
Posted by: Loan Officer at April 16, 2025 01:04 PM (i24o9)
Wasn't there a #3 at DOJ that left to join James in prosecuting Trump (a demotion from a Federal job to a State job basically). He probably kept the pay from the Fed DOJ and got a State job w/ James, getting full time pay from 2 jobs.
Posted by: Scott_T at April 16, 2025 01:04 PM (2waQ7)
The American Association of University Professors (AAUP), an association composed of faculty members on more than 500 campuses, sent an email to their network last week asking members to identify “university board members who are defunding higher education by supporting, advocating, and profiting from Trump-[Elon] Musk policies."
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:04 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: whig
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That 403 hurdle is tough to clear for getting that evidence in.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:04 PM (UBKzV)
Posted by: Sponge
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That is one of the disheartening things about any country. A lot of those in authority are corrupt and self serving but not all of them. So how do you choose when you get almost no information about them other than word of mouth.
There is a reason that political sci theory thought that large republics were doomed to die from such corruption until TOJM (The Original James Madison) posited that a large compound republic could exist in Federalist 10.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (63Dwl)
In addition to the house, they've reportedly bought a fully loaded Cadillac Escalade. Hopefully both the house and the car will be repossessed within a couple of years, with Karmelo languishing in jail for decades more.
Posted by: bonhomme
This is amusing. Wait til the lawyers find out.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (t/2Uw)
So, yes, I agree.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (gKDq2)
"RACIST!"
- - - - - William "Cold Cash" Jefferson
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Isn't there supposed to be some "predicate" for scrutinizing a person for a crime? (other than "orange man bad")
Letitia has given many "predicates" for her to be investigated.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (F30Ty)
Sounds like a country song.
Well, my knee's gone bust, creakin' like an old barn door,
Every step I take, it hurts a little more.
Doc says my pressure's climbin' up to the sky,
I'm a country girl livin', but I'm feelin' half alive.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (1Y0Cw)
She magically turned one misdemeanor (falsifying business records) into a 7 count felony charge. NY changed the law just to go after Trump.
Hope the witch burns.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (gKDq2)
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pimp mobile
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:02 PM (1JX/a)
That's impossible!
Posted by: Loan Officer
You might think so...
Posted by: The Borgias at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (s8j++)
So if we look at the Trayvon Martin standard having someone pound your head into the concrete is NOT grounds for self defense but someone asking you to leave their tent apparently...is?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (t0Rmr)
I do appreciate and laugh at how PDJT can thickly strew upturned rakes all around his person and his businesses and yet he never is the one who steps on them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (xG4kz)
......
"Well, tomorrow is my birthday, you know what that means."
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (v0R5T)
Pretty fucking flimsy stuff to lob against the President and the Executive.
You know how fast a DUI case would get tossed if the probable cause was:
"officer thought the suspect had been drinking, suspect refused to admit he had been drinking. Officer then arrested the suspect for DUI."
But, the best part is, he wrote 47 pages to try and dress this rotten sow up as a teenage prom queen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (d0Edb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (63Dwl)
Yo' grandma so fat . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:04 PM (UBKzV)
403, 404, whatever it takes
Posted by: Starring Darien Gap at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: XTC at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (bss/y)
You can't send a better message than that. None of the potential Democrat leaders are clean. Every single one of them has skeletons in their closet, and the first one to step up and start making noise gets the "proctology exam" which has likely already been done. Hillary is quiet, Obama is comparatively quiet, Newsome is quiet...they're all quiet because they don't want the target put on them specifically. Trump has them all jumping at shadows.
Posted by: Orson at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (dIske)
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BREAKING: Judge Merchan Has Ordered This Property & Dwelling Valued At $1. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (l6PV7)
I can't wait for Bondi to not prosecute her.
But I'm sure Bondi will say some really based things on all the right news shows about it!
Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (lCHt6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (xG4kz)
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He's the only one with a map of the minefield.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:04 PM (UBKzV)
Even worse is the 404 hurdle.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (g6TN6)
Discuss !!!
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson
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Most of it is the fear of being called a racist (at least in this case) and both sides used to be more cautious about using lawfare to go after political opponents, but Democrats crossed the Rubicon first. So all best are off.
If any Republican so much as forgets to dot an "I" the media is already all over it along with the DOJ. Even moderates don't get away with any law breaking.
Posted by: Leupold at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (4pwAx)
So if we look at the Trayvon Martin standard having someone pound your head into the concrete is NOT grounds for self defense but someone asking you to leave their tent apparently...is?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (t0Rmr)
The nice thing about being a shithead leftist commie is that you never have to worry about being consistent.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (F30Ty)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (Bo9ZK)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (et1vG)
She's her own grandma.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That's been done already, except guy / grandpa, on "Futurama".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (xG4kz)
If any Republican so much as forgets to dot an "I" the media is already all over it along with the DOJ. Even moderates don't get away with any law breaking.
Posted by: Leupold at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (4pwAx)
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I don't think the GOPe is afraid, at all, of being called racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (F30Ty)
1980s NY city ?
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (g47mK)
In a certain community, getting 'Run up on' is sufficient justification for murder.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (F30Ty)
"CNN— US District Judge James Boasberg ruled Wednesday that “probable cause exists” to hold Trump administration officials in criminal contempt for violating his orders in mid-March halting the use of the Alien Enemies Act to deport alleged Venezuelan gang members.
The judge is still deciding punishment and the next steps he may take, and is giving the Justice Department an opportunity to respond."
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (V6W16)
Doesn't sound like a nice place at all.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (F30Ty)
West Virginia, maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2025 01:08 PM (bss/y)
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Well, they've produced their fair share Edsels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (L/fGl)
There are more bones in there than the Paris catacombs.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:04 PM (UBKzV)
Even worse is the 404 hurdle.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:07 PM (1JX/a)
I've not found that to be the case.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (i24o9)
It's obviously fraud by any common sense definition, but is it tortious? (tortish? tortful? Torty? Whatever the hell the law-people word for that is, i don't know)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (VoAdT)
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You mean, like, Michelle Obama?
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (l6PV7)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM (LkLld)
Thanks for checking …
The medical team liked the latest blood test.
It’s the 5 year marker.
But because I’ve been such a pain in the ass to deal with, there was no bell ringing ceremony.
They said I can continue to check with them yearly, or let my primary care doc monitor things.
So … yay me.
Now to hope I continue to live long enough to see the Sabres make it back to the Stanley Cup playoffs … 14 years and counting 🤦♂️
Posted by: browndog wagging tail at April 16, 2025 01:10 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:10 PM (g47mK)
It is so ordered.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 16, 2025 01:10 PM (+K1xO)
Tortious is the word, and yes, it is. It's also income from whatever source derived and thus taxable. Lol
Posted by: imp at April 16, 2025 01:10 PM (g6TN6)
All of can think of is Flounder saying "oh boy, is this great". She's my AG and I'm pretty sure you couldn't swing a dead cat in NY without hitting a corrupt politician.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 01:11 PM (6TePA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
Witnesses stating Anthony saying "touch me and see what happens" should've been the closer, but alas, black kids can kill white kids as reparations. This is fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner
About that whole crime doesn’t pay thing . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:12 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2025 01:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 16, 2025 01:12 PM (et1vG)
For like 25 years now almost everything has a logo indicating it was filmed somewhere that's not Hollywood, be it Georgia or Canada or wherever else offers more favorable finances than Cali. So that warning is kind of late.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
You mean, like, Michelle Obama?
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:09 PM (l6PV7)
Dick.......swingin......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Relevance arguments are easily overcome which is 403. Relevance is only useful when literally no one cares or should care about the evidence.
It would be more 404 Character Evidence and perhaps 406 habit (if you can establish that Tish routinely lies on document submissions for example).
I'd imagine that Tish probably lied on other financial documents such as statements to banks over car loans, credit cards, etc. Those are just less obvious but habit and character exceptions often allow such things to be allowed as evidence.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (ctrM5)
Thre of my colared cats are tortious. Chump’s tarrifffs are starving them!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein, Brattleboro CT at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (l3YAf)
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tortifying? tortitious? tortilicious?
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (l6PV7)
Is Norfolk, VA nice? Looks like it was an 'Affordable Housing' program purchase. Maybe Juan Merchan valued it low enough to qualify.
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (6XkbN)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (qCBz0)
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (KjELq)
Posted by: Francis at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (bbuBP)
So if we look at the Trayvon Martin standard having someone pound your head into the concrete is NOT grounds for self defense but someone asking you to leave their tent apparently...is?
Oh, they're consistent. Just not in a generalized, race blind way. The race supremacists believe Martin was perfectly justified in attacking Zimmerman because Zimmerman followed Martin. They believe Anthony was justified in attacking Metcalf because Metcalf told him to leave and touched him.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2025 01:14 PM (lIio7)
- - - - - William "Cold Cash" Jefferson
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
[To the tune of the Oscar Mayer Wiener song]
I'm a racist!
She's a racist!
He's a racist!
Wouldn't you like to be a racist, too?
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 01:14 PM (gKDq2)
For like 25 years now almost everything has a logo indicating it was filmed somewhere that's not Hollywood, be it Georgia or Canada or wherever else offers more favorable finances than Cali. So that warning is kind of late.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2025 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
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A lot of filming has moved out of Hollywood, but it's still the central hub.
The fires and the tortured process of just beginning to rebuild under CA and LA regulation is the deathblow to that hub mentality.
30 years ago, LA would have come back. Think of the earthquake.
Now? Nope. It was already dying. LA is going to be a glitzy theme park for Hollywood and not a whole lot else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 01:14 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (i0F8b)
I'm a racist!
She's a racist!
He's a racist!
Wouldn't you like to be a racist, too?
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 01:14 PM (gKDq2)
***coughdrpeppercough***
Posted by: browndog wagging tail at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (qCBz0)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2025 01:14 PM (lIio7)
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Zimmerman disrespected Martin. That gave Martin carte blanche to try and break open Zimmerman's head on a concrete curb.
Zimmerman had no right to retaliate to this proper application of justice because he was further down the intersectionality stack than Martin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2025 01:03 PM (bss/y)
No, this was a civil case. New York claimed Trump defrauded the bank, so the remedy is that he had to pay restitution to New York. Not the "defrauded" bank, but New York.
The "convicted felon" is from the legal fees he paid Cohen during the Stormy Daniel's crap.
Either way, it is amazing what you can accomplish when you combine prosecutorial misconduct with judicial malfeasance.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 01:13 PM (KjELq)
"We accept your terms!"
-= -- - - The Democrat Party
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Raise your hand if you think this woman will spend a single day behind bars
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (AOsQT)
>>@SecRubio
>>Over the last decade, Americans have been slandered, fired, charged, and even jailed for simply voicing their opinions.
>>That ends today.
>>I am announcing the closure of the
@StateDept's Counter Foreign Information Manipulation and Interference, formerly the Global Engagement Center (GEC), which cost taxpayers more than $50 million per year and actively silenced and censored the voices of Americans they were supposed to be serving.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Get the address to check if it's listed at vrbo or airbnb.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (Q9QmJ)
How many people are going to ask for refunds when they see an obvious murder, perhaps with a racist (slurs uttered and such) component on the part of the attacker?
I hope there is a video and I'm positive it's not going to turn out well for this kid and his parents and lawyers if there is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (6ydKt)
So if we look at the Trayvon Martin standard having someone pound your head into the concrete is NOT grounds for self defense but someone asking you to leave their tent apparently...is?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (t0Rmr)
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Yea, and straight guys are "bullying" trannies by not sucking their ladydicks ....
We are close to the Brave New World paradigm of the state forcing people to comply with state-approved sexual and relationship dynamics. The white kid must -- under pain of punishment -- accept a belligerent rival team member into his designated tent. The straight guy must -- under pain of punishment -- fuck the tranny.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (AOsQT)
*hand breaks loudly suddenly smashing the floor*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (qCBz0)
Have I missed "whose" summer of love this one should be?? Do you no longer need to be dead to get a Love Summer?
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:17 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: browndog wagging tail at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (TTAGa)
Meh, close enough. I haven't had my nap yet. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 01:17 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 01:14 PM (GBKbO)
I don’t think ongoing productions are that big of a component to LA’s economy. GA is bigger these days than the TMZ.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:17 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Ace at 12:51 PM
That goes beyond harsh. Beyond cruel. That's just..... Mean.
I like it!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2025 01:18 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:18 PM (g47mK)
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"Insane MSNBC host"? Repititiously redundant?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:18 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (AOsQT)
The process is the punishment, except when you are protected lefty in a leftist jurisdiction, in which case it is a minor inconvenience. So yeah . . . .
*raises hand*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:18 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (6ydKt)
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I'd like to start the bidding at zero.
Do I hear negative one... negative one.... going once....
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:18 PM (1JX/a)
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Someone on X spoke to the resident. She hadn't seen Tish and thought the house was owned by an LLC.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 01:18 PM (paSBy)
No refunds.
Plus they don’t care. This isn’t about self-defense. It’s about hating whitey.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:19 PM (l3YAf)
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"Insane MSNBC host"? Repititiously redundant?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:18 PM (L/fGl)
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"If Trump had nuked Tel Aviv, none of this would have happened!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:20 PM (KQk9m)
No refunds.
Plus they don’t care. This isn’t about self-defense. It’s about hating whitey.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:19 PM (l3YAf)
The money can't be refunded if it's already been pulled from the account.
All you could do is sue and NO ONE that donated is going to do that. I'm sure it's all "you go!" and they'll donate more just so they can feel like they're sticking it to whitey.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Zimmerman had no right to retaliate to this proper application of justice because he was further down the intersectionality stack than Martin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 16, 2025 01:15 PM (GBKbO)
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And Martin screwed up big time when he saw Zimmerman's gun, reached for it, lost that tug of war, and his life soon after.
I'm pretty sure, as I recall, that Trayvon's last words were:
"You got me" like it's some kind of gangster film he was living in his head.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:21 PM (6ydKt)
I agree. It's ex post facto street "logic" applied with a racist lens. Its application is consistent because racists are consistent.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2025 01:21 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at April 16, 2025 01:22 PM (GmTq4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2025 01:23 PM (17s+e)
"We accept your terms!"
-= -- - - The Democrat Party
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I think all Easter Services should have armed security this year...
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 01:23 PM (KjELq)
And: Who prosecutes a criminal contempt charge?
Bet: Boeberg is going to go all judge Sullivan and appoint his own prosecutor.
Which, same as there, isn't provided for anywhere under the Rules or the Constitution.
But, fuck it--YOLO, we must stop Trump from deporting violent criminals. The public demands it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 01:23 PM (d0Edb)
Nobody is above the law, and nobody is underneath Leticia James.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2025 01:23 PM (IifOV)
Don't leave us behind!
Posted by: kim foxx and pamela price at April 16, 2025 01:24 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
All you could do is sue and NO ONE that donated is going to do that. I'm sure it's all "you go!" and they'll donate more just so they can feel like they're sticking it to whitey.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
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Nah, they've done mass refunds before when they realized it was a scam or public sentiment forced them to.
You'll also recall Canada forced charity sites to issue refunds and stop taking donations during the Trucker's protests over COVID.
I'm not saying that should be done here, only that there is precedent for it to happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:24 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2025 01:23 PM (IifOV)
*nnggggpphhh*
Think again......
*crrraaaccckkkk*
Posted by: The Sidewalk at April 16, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 01:17 PM
Well, OK, if you insist.
Posted by: B Kristol at April 16, 2025 01:25 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 16, 2025 01:23 PM (IifOV)
*nnggggpphhh*
Think again......
*crrraaaccckkkk*
Posted by: The Sidewalk
*snort*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 01:23 PM
On it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM (4p0Xq)
I'm going to be politically incorrect, but it always seems black Democrat politicians really have an entitlement mentality that they dont have to follow the same rules. It really seems rampant.
Posted by: Leupold
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Good morning. I was keeping a list of them for a while and it was up to something like SIX Black female corrupt officials. I was wondering wtf until I reflected on some Thomas Sowell wisdom that didn't make sense to me at the time but does now -- and you'll need it as the charges of racism and misogyny keep coming as more of these ladies are caught.
Sowell advised Black Americans NOT to seek high political status as a path to power, but to seek high economic status -- that's where power lies, and politicians will do what you want if you've got money.
Instead, Black people are jumping in on high political office without having worked their way up or experienced a generation or two of high economic status. Unprepared, they're dazzled and corrupted by the power and money sloshing around. They should just be hard-working middle class stiffs but white liberals keep assuring them they're fit to be bosses and leaders.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM (M4PBL)
She said to him before the loan interview "Now remember, you're my husband. And he answered, 'No. I am your father.'"
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:02 PM (1JX/a)
That's impossible!
Posted by: Loan Officer
You might think so...
Posted by: The Borgias at April 16, 2025 01:06 PM (s8j++)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing.
From, Philip the Tetrarch.
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM (ZVgZ4)
I'm not saying that should be done here, only that there is precedent for it to happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:24 PM (6ydKt)
The money in the GoFundMe account was refunded because it was still in the account and the fund violated their terms of service. Just like the stupid bitch that punched the anti-abortion activist had her account refunded and suspended.
GiveSendGo doesn't have such rules and the money has been pulled from the account. There's nothing to refund and I would doubt that GSG will take the hit refunding should people complain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:28 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM (M4PBL)
We don't deserve him.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:28 PM (i24o9)
Which, same as there, isn't provided for anywhere under the Rules or the Constitution.
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Just have the DOJ lawyers come into his courtroom and state "I do have contempt for you and your clown court, I plead guilty" then hold up a pardon for this "crime" signed by Trump. Easy peasy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2025 01:28 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM (ZVgZ4)
You must be new here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:29 PM (UBKzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:27 PM
If they're that stupid to give money to the racist murdering POS and his family. I am glad their money is gone. Less they can spend elsewhere.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:29 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
First the pants rule and now a good will rule? I thought this was America!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:29 PM (L/fGl)
It's all too beautiful....
Posted by: Lars at April 16, 2025 01:29 PM (kJH1Z)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
I understood the science part, but only learned about the Battle of the Network Stars here a few months ago.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: (D)emocrats at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (g07/a)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:29 PM
Now Rachel can get Earl Schieb to paint her white.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (6TePA)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (DKKgv)
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
The man thinks he’s president. Time to get rid of these lower courts. Nobody elected them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (bNcG+)
2023-08-30 Shamice Thompson Hairston and Letitia A James Deed and Deed-of-Trust
PDF (whitecollarfraud com)
Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (NFX2v)
https://instapundit.com/714783/
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:28 PM (KQk9m)
It's for their safety, you see, because of all the racist threats and attacks online.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
In real life, 403 is not used as much because a) it is a low bar to argue relevance in many cases. IN this case, I would argue Tish's past record of lying on mortgage and lending documents are entirely relevant to the current charges of mortgage fraud.
Goes to Tish's motivation to get better terms by lying to financial institutions and indirectly to the federal government as well as explaining her ability to do so. Her legal training, as a lawyer of the NY bar, creates a high likelihood that she understood what she was doing was a crime by deceiving by statements to the financial institution to get better terms.
Or something like that. Make a relevance objection in front of a jury and it allows you to preach why the fact is relevant and this often opens the door to statements detrimental to the objector's side. You can't unring a bell and even if the judge rules against you, the jury heard the objection and statements made to overcome that objection.
It is best used when the evidence is truly irrelevant or immaterial to the case. Aka timewaster of the court.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (ctrM5)
(Surreptiously blows out devotional candle)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Earl Schieb at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Krebs vs. Carnot is one of my favorite nics here. So much packed into so little.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:01 PM
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My understanding is he over-valued his property so he could get a larger loan. Which he paid back. He would also have to pay more in taxes by over valuing it.
Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (YIidz)
Posted by: Joe B. at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (ufJfM)
https://instapundit.com/714783/
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:28 PM (KQk9m)
It's for their safety, you see, because of all the racist threats and attacks online.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Apparently online attacks can't penetrate the Internet of a $300k+ home.
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 01:31 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (g47mK)
If they're that stupid to give money to the racist murdering POS and his family. I am glad their money is gone. Less they can spend elsewhere.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:29 PM (4p0Xq)
"A fool and their money are soon parted."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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anybody know what this means?
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (8607n)
It's probably up there somewhere, but can someone enlighten about the judicial process? The FHFA refers her to Pam Bondi, who does or doesn't press charges, and James is tried in... NYC? Virginia? Either way, no reasonable prosecutor would waste money on that case.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (M4PBL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:26 PM
Who would have THOT that?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (g07/a)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (4p0Xq)
Letitia James? Her standards have dropped.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (VNX3d)
The man thinks he’s president. Time to get rid of these lower courts. Nobody elected them.
Posted by: Marcus T
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No, I think his ass is in a sling and he does the typical lefty trick of doubling down on a losing hand. Would not be surprised that Boasberg has engaged in benefitting from federal funds illegally through his family and "friends."
Used to see similar antics in Chicago State Courts before Operation Greylord took out a bunch of them.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (ctrM5)
Unearned power and wealth corrupt.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (1JX/a)
In my unedjumacated opinion,that should be grounds for throwing the entire Real Estate Fraud civil suit against Trump right out.
As it is, I was wondering why it was taking the Appeals Courts so long to reverse both the real estate and the defamation suits until I saw the video last night of the NY Appeals Court where 4 of the 5 judges appeared to be post-menopausal lesbo cat 'women' and then I had my answer......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (QGaXH)
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Ya think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (L/fGl)
Apparently the hatch on the Girl Power space flight, opened from the inside, after they landed.
The problem is, Bezos came along moments later with a tool, to open it from the outside and let them out.
So did they just screw up by opening the door?
Or was it all faked?
I don't know, but it's an interesting question:
https://shorturl.at/3I19m
(The Sun - U.S.)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (6ydKt)
Married people don't get breaks on mortgage rates--the left would have a conniption fit if that were the case. Instead, James probably needed her father has a co-signer (for either credit or debt ratio concerns). She probably assumed that if father pretended to be husband that the co-signer would cause the application to be further scrutinized about whether the purchase was truly to be "owner occupied" (rather than "investment", which would have carried a higher interest rate).
Its still loan fraud. And she signed a warning at closing that states the FBI prosecutes loan fraud.
Posted by: Crusader at April 16, 2025 01:34 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 01:34 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (M4PBL)
The process is the punishment.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:34 PM (l3YAf)
The man thinks he’s president. Time to get rid of these lower courts. Nobody elected them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (bNcG+)
If this idiot holds the "administartion" in contempt, exactly who is he going to put in jail?
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 01:34 PM (lCppi)
He must really be worried about his reelection chances.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2025 01:34 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: Crusader at April 16, 2025 01:35 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:35 PM (KQk9m)
The new narrative I see getting pushed boils down to Austin Metcalf, who was probably close to legal majority age, not being subservient enough. Even though it was a team tent, he should have gotten a coach to eject Karmelo Anthony. He should have let the black kid sit wherever he wanted because black people "ain't gonna sit in the back of the bus no more." Austin should have backed off when Karmelo threatened him, because clearly Karmelo had a deadly weapon (it wasn't clear, since Karmelo had his hand stuck in his backpack [like a coward, IMO]).
Austin was the captain of a Texas high school football team. "Subservient" probably wasn't in his nature other than his faith.
Posted by: pookysgirl, going through a ton of teething toys at April 16, 2025 01:35 PM (Wt5PA)
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Ya think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (L/fGl)
Someone should open a Soulman's BBQ across the street from the location.
https://is.gd/hNNz4y
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (8607n)
Not *nearly* as stupid as doing all that and THEN prosecuting someone prominent for a trumped up charge of "loan fraud".
Try to imagine how stupid THAT is.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:35 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: Rankine and Stirling at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (T2poH)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (UBKzV)
My understanding is he over-valued his property so he could get a larger loan. Which he paid back. He would also have to pay more in taxes by over valuing it.
Posted by: Darth_Randall
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Taxes did not enter the case, had nothing to do with it. Tax agencies do not allow you to assess your own properties anyway.
Every legal commenter on the planet said people exaggerate or give the top numbers on their assets when they apply for loans, and banks routinely, if not formulaically, adjust for this. The bank Trump borrowed from had NO complaint AT ALL about the loan and considered him such a good business partner that they did business with him again, or said in filings that they'd be happy to, can't remember which.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (M4PBL)
He must really be worried about his reelection chances.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2025 01:34 PM (s8j++)
Cornyn has already accused Paxton of renting motel rooms and cheating on his wife.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Letitia: "Hey. Watch what I do with this petard!"
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (1JX/a)
It's probably up there somewhere, but can someone enlighten about the judicial process? The FHFA refers her to Pam Bondi, who does or doesn't press charges, and James is tried in... NYC? Virginia? Either way, no reasonable prosecutor would waste money on that case.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Disputation of jurisdiction is common but the offense occurs where the crime was committed. E.g. I would think Virginia is probably the most reasonable in this case absent any other information. The property was there, the document was proxy signed by her representative there, and so forth.
In crimes like this, you don't actually have to be in the jurisdiction when the crime occurred. Aka a mob boss ordering a hit in SC when he is in NY. The conspiracy was executed literally in SC when the hit occurs so the mob boss has to stand trial in SC.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (ctrM5)
The man thinks he’s president. Time to get rid of these lower courts. Nobody elected them.
As long as they keep pretending that lower courts have any jurisdiction at all over the Executive Branch, and over the entire country rather than just their district... this constitutional crisis will continue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:37 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM
Well Ilhan married her brother, so...
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:37 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (ctrM5)
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Wasn't there also an Operation Gaylord foisted upon the nation by Chicago before and in 2008?
/
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:38 PM (FXDT5)
So did they just screw up by opening the door?
Or was it all faked?
My guess is that they were confused how to open it an finally figured it out by the time he stumbled up to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:38 PM (ehZkr)
Try to imagine how stupid THAT is.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:35 PM
Yea, she's brick stupid. The irony is delicious though.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:38 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 16, 2025 01:38 PM (UBKzV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:39 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (4p0Xq)
From the Doc Johnson clearance section.
Posted by: You know you were thinking it at April 16, 2025 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
Krebs vs. Carnot is one of my favorite nics here. So much packed into so little.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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As a nic, 'Count de Monet' always elicits a chuckle
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 01:39 PM (XeU6L)
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Ahh. Sparks of the divine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (L/fGl)
The Pig Farm, BBQ and Strip Joint.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (F30Ty)
So did they just screw up by opening the door?
Or was it all faked?
My guess is that they were confused how to open it an finally figured it out by the time he stumbled up to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:38 PM (ehZkr)
I think that Bezos needed his photo op with a can opener.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (PCK5/)
No law... nothing from Congress... nothing signed by a President... just an edict from the Supreme Court, and a bunch of 'common law' and legal 'precedents' (also Court decreed) which allow Contempt of Court.
Literally... we ARE in a Constitutional Crises, because it appears on the Judiciary somehow controls what powers the Judiciary has.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (F30Ty)
Even better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:32 PM (4p0Xq)
_____
She stole Lucy's boyfriend?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
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They'll get rid of those Christmas parades one way or another.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Nope. Someone on the inside of the capsule opened the door at some point after touching down, then closed it abruptly. Then Bezos came along with a special tool to pretend open it.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2025 01:41 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (F30Ty)
Even better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
______
"Just leave us out of it!"
-- Nervous goats
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Disputation of jurisdiction
Posted by: whig
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According to what I'm reading, it's also illegal to be a NYC DA and have residence outside the state? So she could be tried for that, too? Maybe it's two - two - two crimes in one!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM (M4PBL)
Posted by: Darth_Randall
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That is what Tish claims but her problem on appeal is that Fake Judge Engoron took over valuation personally of which he is unfit to do. Such as grossly undervaluing Mar a Lago property.
For the most part, you use a certified appraiser which Trump did that put a favorable valuation on his property sufficient for good terms, etc. The lender is expected to do similar due diligence as to determine whether the collateral is there in case of default. They had no problem with the collateral stated. Then Tish and Engoron, her henchman, decide that both Trump and the bank are wrong and that the real evaluation is what they say it is.
That creates a problem for the prosecution on appeal as well as jurisdictional questions about the whole deal of Engoron grossly exceeding the limits on his office without a jury and fines that well exceed the proportionality of the offense aka 8th Amendment.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM (bNcG+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:37 PM (ehZkr)
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More like an UNconstitutuonal "crisis," amirite?
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:43 PM (l6PV7)
The Pig Farm, BBQ and Strip Joint.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (F30Ty)
Add a synagogue and a couple of churches - with hourly bell ringing. Don't forget a couple of pork slaughterhouses - making sure that predominant winds take the aromas across their enclave.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 01:43 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM (ZVgZ4)
Stick around …. you WILL get over it.
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 01:43 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
You know, I just got that one.
I liked "Cat Ass Trophy" as a nic, as well. Too bad he had to pick a fight with Ace and get banned.
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)
YPSILANTI, MI - An Ypsilanti man known for his advocacy work for at-risk youth was reportedly shot by Pennsylvania state troopers Friday.
Deshawn Dante Leeth, 30, was fatally shot by Pennsylvania State Police April 4 after he crashed a stolen Ohio State Highway patrol car on the Turnpike, according to police
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 01:43 PM (KjELq)
My good will rule is my own, and I apply it only to myself.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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What, you egg! *stabs Nemo to death*
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:43 PM (M4PBL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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NY law forbids a non state resident from being an officeholder in state political office. That would be a NY matter. But, I suspect she has been lying on legal documents involving money for a long time. If she lied on mortgages, chances are she lied on other financial loans, etc. Tish apparently violated federal law here and that is what could cause her legal problems in a criminal and civil sense.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Let's face it. Anybody who would donate Dime One to that murdering thug is a POS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2025 01:34 PM
The idiot should ask Congress how holding Holder in contempt worked out. Then he can EABOD.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM
I've been here since Chuck sat on his bike sans seat as well. Sorry to hear of your pain.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (6TePA)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 01:40 PM (VNX3d)
There it is.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (1JX/a)
This is my story as well.
Sorry to hear about your health. Healing prayers on the way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (ctrM5)
Sounds like she could be on the hook for wire fraud or mail fraud, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:45 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Rankine and Stirling at April 16, 2025 01:36 PM (T2poH)
I like to ride my Stirling cycle without a seat!
Posted by: Little Gay Footballs at April 16, 2025 01:45 PM (l3YAf)
I am sorry to read that, and hope you are better soon. You'll be in the prayers of a lot of the horde here, especially mom 'ettes, whose prayers carry extra significance, I think.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:45 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:38 PM (ehZkr)
They opened it and then closed it back right away, like it was a mistake or something.
Then Bezos strolls up with the tool and opens it.
I think they were supposed to wait on him and got excited and forgot and opened it.
But some people are saying those doors are pressurized and can only be opened from the outside?
I'm no rocket surgeon so I don't know either way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:45 PM (6ydKt)
Let's face it. Anybody who would donate Dime One to that murdering thug is a POS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:44 PM (8zz6B)
^ gets it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM
Sorry to hear about your health, will say a prayer.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:45 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:42 PM (ZVgZ4)
I am sorry about your health issues. It was a just a classic goof hamfistedly applied. No offense intended.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)
I'm no rocket surgeon so I don't know either way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:45 PM (6ydKt)
It seems they've never been on a passenger jet......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
The Legislative--as a whole--is a co-equal branch.
But, these judges rulings are no different than a member of the House writing a letter and declaring it the "law of the land."
They are not rulings of the Judiciary, as a whole.
Now you see how preposterous these rulings against Trump are--by a single judge--but also the absurdity of their nationwide injunctions.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (d0Edb)
Could James raise funds for her legal defense through GoFundMe?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (rJ48h)
United Airlines engine explodes mid-flight after [checks notes] rabbit strike
https://shorturl.at/xDiHM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (4l1uI)
This is my story as well.
Sorry to hear about your health. Healing prayers on the way.
Posted by: Sponge
Fistbump to all.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (GxM4+)
Posted by: Darth_Randall
Not even..
NY way undervalued Trumps FL Mar A Lago property.
Eric Trump railed against a judge’s valuation of his father’s Mar-a-Lago resort in a New York fraud case, claiming the Florida property could be worth over a billion dollars.
“In an attempt to destroy my father and kick him out of New York, a judge just ruled that Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach Florida, is only worth approximate ’18 Million dollars’…Mar-a-Lago is speculated to be worth we’ll over a billion dollars making it arguably the most valuable residential property in the country. It is all so corrupt and coordinated,” Eric Trump wrote Tuesday in a post on X, formerly known as Twitter.
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm not. at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (KjELq)
Could James raise funds for her legal defense through GoFundMe?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (rJ48h)
Not a violent crime, so, likely, yes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)
So weird, that was already my nickname for you.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (1JX/a)
It was a just a classic goof hamfistedly applied. No offense intended.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
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I totally got the joke and thought it was a hearty AoSHQ welcome.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (M4PBL)
Yeah, well not exactly a brain trust in that can at the time. One of them is all upset that people are calling them passengers instead of astronauts. Toots, just sit down and smile through the botox.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (ehZkr)
No law... nothing from Congress... nothing signed by a President... just an edict from the Supreme Court, and a bunch of 'common law' and legal 'precedents' (also Court decreed) which allow Contempt of Court.
Literally... we ARE in a Constitutional Crises, because it appears on the Judiciary somehow controls what powers the Judiciary has.
Posted by: Romeo13
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They have that power via the Judiciary Act of 1789 and have had it since then. But, Congress can regulate or even remove this power from lower courts if they deem necessary.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (ctrM5)
Could James raise funds for her legal defense through GoFundMe?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (rJ48h)
She can't go to USAID for it any more.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: mishdog at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (Hzymx)
https://shorturl.at/xDiHM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (L/fGl)
I tried to warn you!
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Carter at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (l3YAf)
They fly now?
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (KQk9m)
This is my story as well.
Posted by: Sponge
You, a lurker, Sponge?
Are you still FIRST! even when you lurk?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (77rzZ)
They fly now?
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (KQk9m)
And can only be stopped with a Holy Hand Grenade on the count of III.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Hey, bud. I too am a refugee from the BlueBalls site. Don't be shy, we only bite.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (mlg/3)
There was one guy who fancied himself as a knockoff meteorologist, always giving weather reports.
He was annoying as hell.
Loved zombie's San Francisco Fag Reports, though.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (Y1sOo)
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (Latin for 'No One Provokes Me With Impunity') is the national motto of Scotland. It also served as the national motto of the historic Kingdom of Scotland prior to the Treaty of Union 1707.
Posted by: ShainS
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What's Latin for "Never mind"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (M4PBL)
They are not rulings of the Judiciary, as a whole
They are also not part of the coequal branches of the federal government; they are constitutionally a creation of congress. The Supreme Court is the coequal judiciary branch. These guys are agencies like the FBI and the congressional committees.
They have no jurisdiction over the executive department as a body.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (ehZkr)
this judge wants to cite some people for criminal contempt of court
in his fantasy, he slams the cell door on Trump
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (1JX/a)
It's like we are on the same page.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Yep depending on how she arranged for those fradulent submissions to be made. Wire fraud nowadays is more common than mail as we have shifted away from paper to electronic submissions.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 16, 2025 01:30 PM (DKKgv)
The house is in Virginia, so I am hoping that's where the trial ends up.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (1Y0Cw)
The problem is, Bezos came along moments later with a tool, to open it from the outside and let them out.
So did they just screw up by opening the door?
Or was it all faked?
I don't know, but it's an interesting question:
https://shorturl.at/3I19m
(The Sun - U.S.)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:33 PM (6ydKt)
Who, in their right mind, would agree to fly in a spacecraft with a hatch that could not be opened from inside? If it lands off-target, you might have to bail out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (VNX3d)
There it is. (twice!)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (1JX/a)
Are you still FIRST! even when you lurk?
Posted by: Bulg at April 16, 2025 01:49 PM (77rzZ)
Ya caught me. I've always been a commenter, not a lurker. Unless I'm banned, that is.
But, the FIRST thing is actually a throwback to LGF since that used to piss Johnson off SOOO BAD he programmed his site to autoban anyone saying FIRST in any comment in the top 20 or some shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)
It's like the devil came to me at midnight, held up a mirror and said, "muahahahahah".
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM (1JX/a)
Do you shake hands with guy who pumps your septic tank when he's done?
Posted by: mishdog
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Maybe you kindly offer him a hand-washing station and THEN shake.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM (M4PBL)
Posted by: Darth_Randall
Not even..
NY way undervalued Trumps FL Mar A Lago property.
Eric Trump railed against a judge’s valuation of his father’s Mar-a-Lago resort in a New York fraud case, claiming the Florida property could be worth over a billion dollars.
I'd be sending Palm Beach the taxes on 18 million dollars.
Tell them to take it up with the Judge.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM (GxM4+)
Posted by: Paolo at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM (g07/a)
I still hope for karma for Hag Clintoon. I will swig an entire bottle of champagne!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: mishdog at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (Hzymx)
I always make a point of doing so. Presumably they’re wearing gloves while they work. I don’t like the idea of an untouchables caste.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (l3YAf)
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Wouldn't that make her indictment of Trump void?
Since, even if NY decides to hand-wave away the violation, it doesn't fix the lack of authorization at the time.
Recall in FL Trump moved to have the charges dismissed because Smith lacked the authority?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (d0Edb)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (PCK5/)
And where are the Epstein files?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (F43ZK)
United Airlines engine explodes mid-flight after [checks notes] rabbit strike
https://shorturl.at/xDiHM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 01:46 PM (L/fGl)
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"Please don't throw me in the flyer snatch!" -- Air Rabbit
Posted by: ShainS --Waking Up Early is White Supremacy at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (H0Pj8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (n3lGV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (8zz6B)
Good point.
If this one went off course you'd probably land in the Pacific somewhere.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (6ydKt)
If I recall correctly, they changed how you open the capsules NASA built after Buzz Aldrin popped it open at the wrong time and sank one. But that might just be one of those myths going around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (l3YAf)
I think I would. Just wash your hands well after.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)
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the official line is, he did not say that. Never happened.
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM (AOsQT)
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (Latin for 'No One Provokes Me With Impunity') is the national motto of Scotland. It also served as the national motto of the historic Kingdom of Scotland prior to the Treaty of Union 1707.
Posted by: ShainS
MY Scottish clan is Clan Chattan, Clan of the Cat. Motto is "Touch not the cat bot(without) a glove."
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM
Ummmm, are we still talking about Katy Perry here?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM (g07/a)
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:54 PM (ctrM5)
Can we still Rock the Cat Bot?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (PCK5/)
Yeah from what I understand its pretty standard practice and even if it was illegal, the statute of limitations had expired anyway. And its so commonly done that its one of those laws that isn't really a law any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (ctrM5)
OMG, I remember that guy.
And there was a KilgoreTrout who always sucked up to CJ.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (l3YAf)
____
How does a rabbit get ahold of a SAM? Better go back and check Hillary's emails again.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (ZVgZ4)
How do you feel about longbows?
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (1JX/a)
Posted by: mishdog
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As an aside, I spent some time at a research facility where I learned that chemists wash their hands before they pee, and biologists wash their hands after.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (ehZkr)
I thought that there was a fire on one and they couldn't get out. But, rusty brain and all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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uh, no
go back and read the article again
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (AOsQT)
They fly now?
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (KQk9m)
They do ... and I warned ya laddie
Posted by: Tim The Enchanter at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:51 PM
And all this time I thought you were goofing on us. I was never a LGF reader.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Sure, Just like the Casbah.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (ctrM5)
Then my afternoon plans are safe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (i24o9)
Who, in their right mind, would agree to fly in a spacecraft with a hatch that could not be opened from inside? If it lands off-target, you might have to bail out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:50 PM (8zz6B)
My theory (just as good as anyone elses) is the filler, botox and fake boobs kept them afloat and was filmed at Universal Studios.
It was all so retarded and I did not watch nor care. I did see a photo of him doing a face plant opening the "cargo" door from the dome tent, after one of the dingbats opened it.
Some people saw demonic symbols in their little patch for their space uniforms, figure hugging for the fake butts of course. Perry is supposed to be Satanic.
This concludes my report of news of this lame event with Oprah's girlfriend.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (6PCLE)
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And the judge excluded any evidence of valuation.
That is, the judge and the judge alone, decided what the property should have been valued at--rendering an expert opinion with none of basis facts or the methods used entered into the record.
That right there is enough to void the finding--let alone the lack of qualifications of the judge as an expert in real estate valuations.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (d0Edb)
I think that is true also. But yeah, I am always questioning my recollection these days, especially after having been corrected on here a few times.
I gather it was a suborbital flight. How high would that be??
From what I read, about the same height as the Vomit Comet planes, very high and nearly out of the atmosphere but not completely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (l3YAf)
Who could ever forget Sharmuta.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, well not exactly a brain trust in that can at the time. One of them is all upset that people are calling them passengers instead of astronauts. Toots, just sit down and smile through the botox.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (ehZkr)
Gail king got all snippy about that and said they were astronauts just like Alan shepherd.
Sad and pathetic.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (n3lGV)
A sub-orbital flight means it didn't complete a full revolution. It can still go into space.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (6TePA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (ehZkr)
Yeah ... that's the guy ...
***looks around sheepishly***
Posted by: zombie Gus Grissom at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (TTAGa)
Man sticks finger up dog's butt to stop an attack.
https://rb.gy/61f6mk
(Collin Rugg on X)
Apparently this is a dog-attack stopping technique that nobody but the Brits know about?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM
What about people who shake it more than three times?
Asking for the blog.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (g07/a)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:52 PM (l3YAf)
I agree! Yeah I always make a point to shake their hands too. I always tell my kids that they are doing a necessary job and their work is appreciated.
Posted by: mishdog at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (Hzymx)
OMG, I remember that guy.
And there was a KilgoreTrout who always sucked up to CJ.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM
I remember a regular over at Hot Gas who used to post as "the grue in the attic". Ended every comment with *eats*. That always made me chuckle.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (bFu5X)
And all this time I thought you were goofing on us. I was never a LGF reader.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 01:56 PM (bFu5X)
Everyone did it, even here, so I just kinda did it as a goof, but now it's my shtick and don't really care who it annoys anymore. But it did piss Chuckles off pretty bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (ehZkr)
They basically went on a carnival ride
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (ehZkr)
"Passengers" implies that they paid. "Cargo" is more accurate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: tubal
Let's work this out together. Is the pressure higher or lower at 100k up than at sea level ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (mlg/3)
82 Karmelo Anthony's family has already blown through all of the GoFundMe bucks raised for his legal defense.
Posted by: bonhomme
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If they're out of money, the little turd can go out and stab another white boy. He got almost half a million for the first one.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (QwK6F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM
Nothin' wrong with that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (n3lGV)
https://rb.gy/61f6mk
(Collin Rugg on X)
Apparently this is a dog-attack stopping technique that nobody but the Brits know about?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (6ydKt)
Holyshit that dude is f*cking AGGRESSIVE. I'm betting he had a hardon when finished. Seems he's done that before........quite often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mishdog at April 16, 2025 01:48 PM (Hzymx)
Sure. You have soap and water, don't you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:01 PM (8zz6B)
Yeah that was real hard to predict. New house, new car, new shoes. Wait, lawyers want money? Better fire up another crowdfunder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:01 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM
A most cromulent Shakespeare reference.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:01 PM (bFu5X)
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (1JX/a)
👀
Posted by: Zombie Gus Grissom at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (l3YAf)
She misspelled "THOT"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:02 PM (ehZkr)
Posted by: tubal
Let's work this out together. Is the pressure higher or lower at 100k up than at sea level ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (mlg/3)
Yeeeeesssss… would a space capsule door be easier to open from the inside than a submarine door?? ( Just typing aloud)..
Posted by: tubal at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (ZVgZ4)
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She's quoting The Scottish Play.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (6K6Eu)
(Collin Rugg on X)
Apparently this is a dog-attack stopping technique that nobody but the Brits know about?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 16, 2025 01:58 PM (6ydKt)
Holyshit that dude is f*cking AGGRESSIVE. I'm betting he had a hardon when finished. Seems he's done that before........quite often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
*files this away for when I'm attacked by angry lesbos in a park*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: tubal
Let's work this out together. Is the pressure higher or lower at 100k up than at sea level ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (mlg/3)
Hang on a second, let's think about this.
Posted by: Those guys that designed the titan submersible at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (n3lGV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM
On the same planet?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (g07/a)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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FWIW, It was Gus Grissom in his Mercury Liberty capsule. The claim was that the explosive bolts detonated without being touched. They finally recovered the capsule from miles deep in the ocean in the last decade or so. Dunno about any post hoc evaluation but NASA changed the action after that requiring more action from the astronauts to get out.
That doomed the Apollo 1 crew from an on the pad TRAINING exercise from getting out as the complexity of the procedure could not be carried out before the astronauts were overcome by poisonous fumes and heat.
Gref or Pawn perhaps would know a lot more about it.
Posted by: whig at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (ctrM5)
Nothin' wrong with that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (bFu5X)
That and people goofing on him about his seat post sans seat on his bike.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (ehZkr)
Bet she closed her eyes like my 5 year old does when he tries to hit a baseball.
Posted by: mishdog at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (Hzymx)
Posted by: Don Black at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:47 PM (ehZkr)
"Passengers" implies that they paid. "Cargo" is more accurate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:59 PM (8zz6B)
Payload is more accurate.
Posted by: Those guys that designed the titan submersible at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (n3lGV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
82 Karmelo Anthony's family has already blown through all of the GoFundMe bucks raised for his legal defense.
Posted by: bonhomme
If they're out of money, the little turd can go out and stab another white boy. He got almost half a million for the first one.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2025 02:00 PM (QwK6F
Livin' large on gofundme meant for his legal crap. Go kill a white boy at a track meet and live well!
This is totally sick and I hope he goes to prison for life or the chair. I don't know many HS boys running track with a knife in their pack.
Sad for the murdered boy's family and especially his twin.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (6PCLE)
(Sorry for the long URL--my Tinyurl is down.)
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1912564893514948876
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2025 02:05 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:53 PM (ehZkr)
There's got to be a way out. But it should require a sequence of direct, planned actions to do it. Would do to just have one handle you could bump with your elbow... "Oh, shit!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:06 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 16, 2025 02:06 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 02:04 PM
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Posted by: Atomic Dog Boy at April 16, 2025 02:06 PM (g07/a)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:55 PM (ZVgZ4)
Well, happy to have you here! Would it be an affront to ask what nic you used at the bicycle place? I was AOP there, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:08 PM (8zz6B)
Wave goodbye from upwind.
Salute if it was a particularly drastic job.
Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2025 02:10 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Pilot because you flew as a passenger from DFW to LAX.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:12 PM (GxM4+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2025 01:57 PM (ehZkr)
No, I am sure they were well out of the atmosphere at the top of the ballistic arc. Just like V2 rockets...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (8zz6B)
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Ahhh. Poo jitsu.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Crap. Everyone is looking at me.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:13 PM (GxM4+)
Yeah that was real hard to predict. New house, new car, new shoes. Wait, lawyers want money?
Better fire up another crowdfunder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Go out & kill another cracker.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (GxM4+)
Shouldn't there be a bear with a dirty behind in this joke?
Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 02:14 PM (CQE5S)
I have posted a bit at Sara Hoyt’s site under a name close to what I first used here.
I really am a bit of a snob, but the “you egg” attack blew right past me. It is an odd epithet even for Shakespeare, and I am certainly not a child anymore.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:16 PM (ZVgZ4)
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