Three Goat Pile-Up Cafe

Two elk lock horns
by Zach Rockvam

Here's a big elk just struttin' around like he owns the place.

Giving your dog a Sensory Spa Day. This poor abused dog.

Dogs know the right way to handle the f'n' media.

Red Pandas doing some Crossfit. (They all later had to visit their chiropractors.)

A special-needs bobcat shows his appreciation.

ICYMI: Tricking a 'roo.

Big ol' elephant.

Capybara party.

Furry sleepover party.

Big Chungus Grizzly is out of control.

A polar bear, born in a state of out-of-controlness, accepts some pretzels from a guy on a Snow-Cat and then wonders what else the guy might have that would be worth eating, like arms and legs.

Baby horse, one day old and spotted like a Dalmatian, takes his first steps.

Nine month old horse touches the ocean for the first time.

Watch out for the Drop Lions.

Just a couple of bros hanging out on the savanna.

Pet otter (evil). So I think the good sea otters all have spiky, shaggy hair like they're the "cool skater kids" in a 90s teen movie, and the evil sea otters all have straight, neat hair like the Rich ROTC Bullies in a 90s teen movie. This makes sense to me.

Big bird chases around little birds. It's all in good fun. I think. Who can know the mind of a bird? Surely not me. We need a Twitter Expert on Bird Psychology to weigh in.

Arctic Wolves checking out wildlife photographers pic.twitter.com/YizmylCTXE
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 14, 2025

Navy SEALs get a much needed laugh when an actual seal wants to train with them! pic.twitter.com/jMDBEc7dKC
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 15, 2025

He just wants the duck! pic.twitter.com/C4F83YXgIN
— B&S (@_B___S) April 14, 2025

Goats trying to climb over a wooden board pic.twitter.com/PLkmaUeMRx
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 15, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM

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1 Yo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 07:39 PM (RUMEY)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 07:39 PM (ypFCm)

3 I think tje first goat fell, then the others thought that's how you do it

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 07:41 PM (ypFCm)

4 Elk steaks 🥩 Yum.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 07:42 PM (s8sOe)

5 Navy SEALs get a much needed laugh when an actual seal wants to train with them!

They quit laughing when the real seal started out swimming them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 07:43 PM (s8sOe)

6 If you had a rack like that elk you would own the place too

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 07:44 PM (ypFCm)

7 LOL! Thx Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2025 07:45 PM (/Ghsb)

8 OMG, the baby seal is adorable

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2025 07:45 PM (Cki93)

9 It's incredible how often animals just saunter right up to photographers to check out what they are doing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 07:46 PM (RUMEY)

10 If you had a rack like that elk you would own the place too
Posted by: Skip

It's funny how in the animal world, the males have the rack. But in the human world, it's the females that have the rack.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 07:47 PM (s8sOe)

11 That goat is Joe Biden

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2025 07:47 PM (NtVYv)

12 Wink Martindale is morte at 91.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 07:48 PM (RUMEY)

13 It's funny how in the animal world, the males have the rack. But in the human world, it's the females that have the rack.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 07:47 PM (s8sOe)

Ones for fightin.

Ones for feedin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 07:49 PM (RUMEY)

14 The Lockhorns

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

15 I've seen that elk picture before, only it was with a couple of ladies.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2025 07:50 PM (EES2L)

16 >>>This is Benji, the bobcat. He suffered a stroke at birth and he is a special needs cat

Special needs... He looked fine physically. So I guess it means he's retarded?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2025 07:51 PM (klJTj)

17 That lady with the duck-loving dog has some boys in the house.

Cans of Manwich and a bag of Doritos.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 07:52 PM (6ydKt)

18 Cool, but let’s see that baby seal call in an air strike.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 07:52 PM (u73oe)

19 We plan to move Arctic wolves south to the Lower 48 before our full-scale advance on the Arctic. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at April 15, 2025 07:52 PM (G5+As)

20 So, in terms of kinetic energy, what's the opposite of a capybara? A Jack Russell terrier?

Posted by: Paco at April 15, 2025 07:53 PM (mADJX)

21 Who can know the mind of a bird? Surely not me. We need a Twitter Expert on Bird Psychology to weigh in.

They're bird brains.

Posted by: Bird Psychologist at April 15, 2025 07:53 PM (cPGH3)

22 >>OMG, the baby seal is adorable

Yea, that's what you were checking. The baby seal, not the big ones.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 07:54 PM (LkLld)

23 Cans of Manwich and a bag of Doritos.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Manwich sauce was 4/$5 at Food Lion last week. Bought 4 cans.

Posted by: Sloppy Joe at April 15, 2025 07:54 PM (G5+As)

24 I'm laughing so hard at these goats turning into statues as soon as they get over the board and then fall over like bowling pins.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 07:55 PM (6ydKt)

25 Manwich sauce was 4/$5 at Food Lion last week. Bought 4 cans.
Posted by: Sloppy Joe

Can I have your stuff?
(Before the riff-raff gets it, I mean).

Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2025 07:56 PM (cPGH3)

26 I especially like it when elk are strutting around my plate. Next.to the taters and greens.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2025 07:56 PM (W/lyH)

27 16 >>>This is Benji, the bobcat. He suffered a stroke at birth and he is a special needs cat

Special needs... He looked fine physically. So I guess it means he's retarded?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Has a learning disability. Can't read cursive for shit.

Posted by: On The Spectrum For Cash at April 15, 2025 07:57 PM (G5+As)

28 It's incredible how often animals just saunter right up to photographers to check out what they are doing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 07:46 PM (RUMEY)

Last night I was working at a seldom used desk and within minutes all 4 cats were around behind and above, on the desk all around poking into all the corners. If I do normal things only 1 or 2 are there in person the whole times, usually the others are guarding the halls.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 07:57 PM (n7h9X)

29 Yea, that's what you were checking. The baby seal, not the big ones.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 07:54 PM (LkLld)

There was a baby seal? Didn't see it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2025 07:57 PM (h7ZuX)

30 Manwich sauce was 4/$5 at Food Lion last week. Bought 4 cans.

Posted by: Sloppy Joe at April 15, 2025 07:54 PM (G5+As)

I honestly don't think I've had Manwich since I was ten.
Can't even remember what it tastes like.

Haven't had any Steak'ums since then either.
But I never liked the way those tasted anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 07:58 PM (6ydKt)

31 I think tje first goat fell, then the others thought that's how you do it
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 07:41 PM (ypFCm)

Those are fainting goats whose limbs lock up when stressed for obscure reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 07:59 PM (n7h9X)

32 Last night I was working at a seldom used desk and within minutes all 4 cats were around behind and above, on the desk all around poking into all the corners. If I do normal things only 1 or 2 are there in person the whole times, usually the others are guarding the halls.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 07:57 PM (n7h9X

They probably thought that's where you hide the food.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 07:59 PM (RUMEY)

33 Don't care for dogs in grocery store carts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

34 I'll bet the little goats were rolling their eyes at their hapless elders.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2025 08:00 PM (s8j++)

35 I'm laughing so hard at these goats turning into statues as soon as they get over the board and then fall over like bowling pins.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Must be Fainting Goats.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 08:01 PM (8JE3Q)

36 33 Don't care for dogs in grocery store carts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 08:00 PM (63Dwl

Accessory dogs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:01 PM (RUMEY)

37 Bird Psychologists took a huge hit last month. Most are out of work. Turns out they were 90% funded by USAID.

Posted by: DOGE Ate My Baby at April 15, 2025 08:02 PM (G5+As)

38 wants the duck video is so cute! lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2025 08:02 PM (/Ghsb)

39 My childhood was manwich sloppy joes and potato chips.

Also bologna sandwiches and potato chips.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:03 PM (RUMEY)

40 Those are fainting goats whose limbs lock up when stressed for obscure reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 07:59 PM (n7h9X)

You'd faint, too, if you saw Mohammed running to you with a gleam in his eye.

Posted by: Fainting Goat at April 15, 2025 08:03 PM (8zz6B)

41 I honestly don't think I've had Manwich since I was ten.
Can't even remember what it tastes like.

Haven't had any Steak'ums since then either.
But I never liked the way those tasted anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 07:58 PM (6ydKt)

I learned to make my own sloppy joe sauce instead . Tomato paste/sauce, onions, garlic bits/powder, chili powder, season to taste. Haven't made it in a while

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 08:04 PM (n7h9X)

42 Bird Psychologists took a huge hit last month. Most are out of work. Turns out they were 90% funded by USAID.
Posted by: DOGE Ate My Baby

Tell me! I'm lucky I found this gig. Raimondo got it for me.

Posted by: Bird Psychologist at April 15, 2025 08:05 PM (cPGH3)

43 Better get so.e rest, another long trip tomorrow and Thursday coming too.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 08:06 PM (ypFCm)

44 They probably thought that's where you hide the food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 07:59 PM (RUMEY)

They know where the food is.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 08:06 PM (n7h9X)

45 >>>Goats trying to climb over a wooden board

Now compare those to the goats that climb around on the side of a cliff with no difficulty.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2025 08:06 PM (klJTj)

46 My childhood was manwich sloppy joes and potato chips.

Also bologna sandwiches and potato chips.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:03 PM (RUMEY)

——————-

RC Cola and a moon pie too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 08:08 PM (u73oe)

47 This is Benji, the bobcat. He suffered a stroke at birth and he is a special needs cat

Special needs... He looked fine physically. So I guess it means he's retarded?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

His back legs looked pretty weak for a cat that size. Bobcat paws are usually pretty big.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 08:08 PM (n7h9X)

48 Those are fainting goats whose limbs lock up when stressed for obscure reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2025 07:59 PM (n7h9X)

You'd faint, too, if you saw Mohammed running to you with a gleam in his eye.
Posted by: Fainting Goat at April 15, 2025 08:03 PM (8zz6B)

Damn straight.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at April 15, 2025 08:09 PM (qe7Ek)

49 >>>Goats trying to climb over a wooden board

Now compare those to the goats that climb around on the side of a cliff with no difficulty.

No splinters on a cliff, dude.

Posted by: The goats at April 15, 2025 08:09 PM (s8j++)

50 RC Cola and a moon pie too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 08:08 PM (u73oe

Dr Pepper was my crack

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:10 PM (RUMEY)

51 I've awakened my sleeping ex-Chinese Christian. I don't know how much she says (texts) is real, and how much is late night a.m. radio fare, but she is fervid.
I never should have asked for her estimate of China population (less than 1 Billion).

Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2025 08:10 PM (cPGH3)

52 Retarded bobcats we’re doing just fine until Trump cut USAID funding.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 08:10 PM (u73oe)

53 "ex-Chinese Christian"

So she used to be Chinese, but isn't now?

Posted by: PabloD at April 15, 2025 08:12 PM (57fkQ)

54 Dr Pepper was my crack
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:10 PM (RUMEY)

—————-

Well, look at mister one percenter and his Dr Pepper! Probably lived in a house with indoor plumbing too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 08:13 PM (u73oe)

55 US Citizen now. Sorry. Ex Chinese citizen.

Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2025 08:14 PM (cPGH3)

56 50 I was leaving a grocery store in Fort Smith. They had a bench for the bus or taxis. Guy sitting there, ZZ Top beard, was enjoying a Moon Pie dipped in pimento spread, washed down with Dr. Pepper. Arkansas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 08:14 PM (gm9Sb)

57 Well, look at mister one percenter and his Dr Pepper! Probably lived in a house with indoor plumbing too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 08:13 PM (u73oe

I didn't marry my cousin either.

I'm the black sheep of the family, sadly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:15 PM (RUMEY)

58 Yeah I loved me some Dr. Pepper, too.
Throw in some Ginger Ale, which I still love (also good for the stomach occasionally).

I also really dug Hawaiian Punch and Tahitian Treat.

And, of course, the king of all sugar buzzes to a ten year old, short of a Jolt Cola... Mountain Dew.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 08:21 PM (6ydKt)

59 River otters are much smaller than sea otters. They are more streamlined. Sea otters have wider snouts and flippers on their back feet.

River otters swim on their bellies and sea otter swim on their backs.

River otters spend most of their time on land.
Sea otters rarely go on land.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 08:23 PM (mT+6a)

60 gotta love Arkansas!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2025 08:23 PM (/Ghsb)

61 Manwich sauce was 4/$5 at Food Lion last week. Bought 4 cans.
Posted by: Sloppy Joe

Were the cans bulging? You get more stuff that way.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 08:25 PM (6XkbN)

62 Yay! Just got an email from Walmart. My vitamin supplements shipped early and expected delivery is now Thursday the 17th. Too bad this means on the 17th FedEx will hand the package off to the USPS and then it will go on the magical mystery tour. Original arrival was the 24th, I'll be lucky to see it by May 1.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 08:26 PM (gm9Sb)

63 Bought eggs today. They were entirely ridiculous like before. 6 bucks for a dozen. Ten bucks for the free range ones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:28 PM (RUMEY)

64 I hate the flavor of Dr Pepper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:31 PM (8HNt+)

65 I can’t do a short url. You tube- Officer rescued two deer with lock antlers with shotgun

Posted by: Joe at April 15, 2025 08:32 PM (rzwGB)

66 63 Yep. 18 count around here is pushing $8. But the chicken trucks are on the road again heading to processing so the bird flu might be under control. Maybe it takes a while for the laying hens to get with the program.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 08:32 PM (gm9Sb)

67 I hate the flavor of Dr Pepper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

The current Dr. Pepper tastes nothing like the original

Posted by: Tuna at April 15, 2025 08:32 PM (lJ0H4)

68 I have always hated Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:34 PM (d7ais)

69 I never got the Moon Pie thing. Most of my family loved them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:35 PM (d7ais)

70 A criminal referral has been sent to the DOJ claiming Letitia James falsified docs to get a favorable mortgage rate. Pay back is a bitch, Tish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 08:36 PM (u73oe)

71 Heh. Patriot Front sure has been quiet lately. (Re: tweets at Insty.)

Amazing how that happened.

You know, I bet they justified it as 3rd dimensional chess to try to draw all of the known racist wreckers out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:36 PM (8HNt+)

72 -
I have always hated Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:34 PM
--

Our family has never been that fond of you.
--

Posted by: Sgt. Pepper's family at April 15, 2025 08:36 PM (mZvyx)

73 Never was a huge fan of the Beatles either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:37 PM (8HNt+)

74 Never was a huge fan of the Beatles either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:37 PM (8HNt+)

75 67 68 In the early 70s there was a nasty strain of flu going around, and I had it. My new wife was nursing me along, and my MiL came over. She fixed up some hot Dr. Pepper, which is a thing, and it was comforting, especially with a couple fingers of Jim Beam.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 08:37 PM (gm9Sb)

76 65 I can’t do a short url.
Posted by: Joe at April 15, 2025 08:32 PM (rzwGB)

This it?

https://tinyurl.com/yy6z9522

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2025 08:39 PM (h7ZuX)

77 68 I have always hated Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:34 PM (d7ais

You probably put A1 on your steaks too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:39 PM (RUMEY)

78 The Beatles were ok before Paul McCartney died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:39 PM (d7ais)

79
The current Dr. Pepper tastes nothing like the original
Posted by: Tuna

The current ANYTHING tastes nothing like the original.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

80 I used Lea and Perrins Steak sauce on lesser cuts like London Broil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:40 PM (d7ais)

81 Hmmm. Double post.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:41 PM (8HNt+)

82 I am a staunch 'steak is only enjoyed in it's own fat and blood' kind of guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:42 PM (8HNt+)

83 A1 is just disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:42 PM (8HNt+)

84 82 I am a staunch 'steak is only enjoyed in it's own fat and blood' kind of guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:42 PM (8HNt+)

Like the Goor Lord intended. Not like them heathens.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:43 PM (RUMEY)

85 The current Dr. Pepper tastes nothing like the original
Posted by: Tuna

The current ANYTHING tastes nothing like the original.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

They should make a soda pop with caffeine and viagra in it, and call it Dr. Pecker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 08:43 PM (8zz6B)

86 Could the Anglo-Saxons survive? The foreboding and dramatic lead-up to the most famous battle in English history: the Norman Conquest of 1066:

https://youtu.be/xRzSFmelwIc?si=5dSinygmqwLzy4pf

By a couple of English blokes: 'The Rest Is History.'

Posted by: Beverly at April 15, 2025 08:43 PM (Epeb0)

87 I’m no snob, and Dt. Pepper is a little different. But all soda pop tastes like ass when corn syrup is used for sweetening. Blech. It even fvcks up the carbonation. Nickelfvckers ruin everything.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 08:43 PM (+oiHq)

88 You tube- Officer rescued two deer with lock antlers with shotgun
Posted by: Joe at April 15, 2025 08:32 PM (rzwGB)

I think whoever posted that on youtube doesn't know guns. I am not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty sure a shot gun would have blown holes in the deer's heads. Had to be a rifle? Crack shot, though. Nicely done.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2025 08:44 PM (h7ZuX)

89
A1 sucks. Anchovies??

Any "steak sauce" with anchovies in the ingredients -- blech! Also: sugar. Barbecue sauce is loaded with sugar. No need.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 08:44 PM (fRB6z)

90 -
While I don't think A1 should be used on standard naked steaks, I do think it has a place on chicken/southern fried steaks in combo with gravy/mayo etc.
Some of those combos are damn good.

Posted by: irright at April 15, 2025 08:44 PM (mZvyx)

91 They should make a soda pop with caffeine and viagra in it, and call it Dr. Pecker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 08:43 PM (8zz6B)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2025 08:44 PM (h7ZuX)

92 I just learned that Harvard has a remedial math class for new students. Your tax dollars are going to not only primary education but secondary education to "elite" colleges for people that can't do math. Thanks to the supreme court, all you need to enter college is for chatgp to write you a letter of your personal struggle.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 15, 2025 08:45 PM (GYHsz)

93 Thanks to the supreme court, all you need to enter college is for chatgp to write you a letter of your personal struggle.

Amazing that tankdemon doesn't already have a PhD in all Harvard's departments.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 08:47 PM (gKWVE)

94 I agree.
Mexican Coca-Cola in the glass bottle proves cane sugar is much better tasting than high fructose corn syrup.

The guy who convinced Coke to switch to that was the same Roberto Goizueta who decided New Coke was a great idea.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 08:47 PM (6ydKt)

95 Wink Martindale is dead.

I did not know he was still alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:48 PM (8HNt+)

96 My secret ingredient for my Beef Stroganoff is a dash of A1 sauce.

Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2025 08:48 PM (i0F8b)

97 And some brands, like Mtn Dew, offer their cane sugar versions on occasion. There is a difference.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 08:48 PM (6ydKt)

98 87 When I was a kid in high school I had an afternoon job at the newspaper. Started in the mail room. Between first and second edition, the circulation manager would pass out nickels for the Coke machine (6 1/2 oz glass bottles). It was kept at that price by the old gal that owned the paper. I still remember the taste of that vs corn syrup added in a plastic bottle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 08:48 PM (gm9Sb)

99 You know who else wrote about his struggle?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:48 PM (d7ais)

100 Big Chungus Grizzly is out of control.

Big Chuy >>>>>>>>>>>>> Big Chungus

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

101
I watched "Butcher's Crossing" the other night. I was, like, cool, a Nick Cage Western, this should be interesting.

Two minutes in, I see the 2022 movie is about buffalo hunting. Obviously this won't end well. Yeah, AVOID.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 08:49 PM (fRB6z)

102 All of these podcasters are selling snake oil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:50 PM (d7ais)

103 Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans has Cage at his Cagiest.

Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2025 08:51 PM (i0F8b)

104 I think whoever posted that on youtube doesn't know guns. I am not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty sure a shot gun would have blown holes in the deer's heads. Had to be a rifle? Crack shot, though. Nicely done.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2025 08:44 PM (h7ZuX)

I expect both those bucks had a splitting headache for a few days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 08:51 PM (8zz6B)

105 Karmelo Anthony’s family is using the nearly half-million dollars raised on GiveSendGo to move into a new home, according to The Sun.

https://tinyurl.com/4m2zehuy

Posted by: Don Black. Message: away all boats at April 15, 2025 08:51 PM (AOsQT)

106 River otters are much smaller than sea otters. They are more streamlined. Sea otters have wider snouts and flippers on their back feet.

River otters swim on their bellies and sea otter swim on their backs.

River otters spend most of their time on land.
Sea otters rarely go on land.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 08:23 PM

Horde lore from beyond the mists of time holds that sea otters hold 'hands' whilst sleeping, so they don't drift apart.

Can anyone confirm?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 08:51 PM (0sNs1)

107 I watched Gunslingers and Working man. Pretty decent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:51 PM (d7ais)

108 I remember an article on favorite foods of Presidents. Jerry Ford's was cottage cheese with A1 sauce topped with a slice of Bermuda onion. There you go, Jerry Ford.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 08:51 PM (gm9Sb)

109 I just learned that Harvard has a remedial math class for new students.

It's an algebra class, so does that mean they're admitting eighth-graders? If not, why are we bothering to go to high school?

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 08:53 PM (6XkbN)

110 ....

People are weird. A1, cottage cheese and raw onion.

I guess it would be worse if they were caramelized.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:53 PM (8HNt+)

111 Only thing I know about Sea Otters is they eat baby otters, rape other animals and destroy families for giggles.

River otters, on the other hand routinely donate to the march of dimes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:54 PM (RUMEY)

112 Can anyone confirm?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 08:51 PM (0sNs1)

——————

Yes, sea otters are fags.

Posted by: A River Otter at April 15, 2025 08:55 PM (u73oe)

113 What do they donate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 15, 2025 08:55 PM (8HNt+)

114 Algebra? That's crazy. Though, if you are non stem pre calculus will suffice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 08:55 PM (d7ais)

115 Duncanthrax,
I will be seeing you in October?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 08:55 PM (mT+6a)

116 Only thing I know about Sea Otters is they eat baby otters, rape other animals and destroy families for giggles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:54 PM

So, the penguins of mammals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 08:55 PM (0sNs1)

117 Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:54 PM (RUMEY)

————

This guy gets it.

Posted by: A River Otter at April 15, 2025 08:56 PM (u73oe)

118 105 Karmelo Anthony’s family is using the nearly half-million dollars raised on GiveSendGo to move into a new home, according to The Sun.

https://tinyurl.com/4m2zehuy
Posted by: Don Black.
.......................................
LoL 😂
Sure, why not. It's not like he'll get convicted.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2025 08:56 PM (sAmhv)

119
You'd faint, too, if you saw Mohammed running to you with a gleam in his eye.
Posted by: Fainting Goat at April 15, 2025 08:03 PM (8zz6B)

-------

When I see a towel head chasing a screaming goat down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Crescent.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at April 15, 2025 08:56 PM (Ijbq0)

120 Duncanthrax,
I will be seeing you in October?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 08:55 PM

I most sincerely hope so. Third Saturdays have become problematic. My plan, should there be an issue, is to attend Friday.

{{{{{ }}}}}

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 08:57 PM (0sNs1)

121 109 I just learned that Harvard has a remedial math class for new students.

It's an algebra class, so does that mean they're admitting eighth-graders? If not, why are we bothering to go to high school?
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 08:53 PM (6XkbN)

It's illegal to have sex with high school cheerleaders at any other time.

Posted by: The Goldenest Scalp Weasel that ever scalped a weasel at April 15, 2025 08:57 PM (pIfcn)

122 Mommy, this watermelon tastes like Fluffy's ass smells.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 15, 2025 08:57 PM (fY84s)

123 No, they are even too cheap to use Cane sugar. “Real sugar” they say. Derived from Beets. Believe it or not there is a difference in Sugar.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 08:58 PM (gpdYK)

124 LoL 😂
Sure, why not. It's not like he'll get convicted.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2025 08:56 PM (sAmhv)

Fambly done won the Ghetto Lottery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 08:58 PM (8zz6B)

125 It's an algebra class, so does that mean they're admitting eighth-graders? If not, why are we bothering to go to high school?
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 08:53 PM

To be fair, I successfully extended my 10,958 day streak of never using (a^2 + b^2) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2 today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 09:00 PM (0sNs1)

126 I was able to get to 56 without ever using valance in real life.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:01 PM (d7ais)

127 >LoL 😂
Sure, why not. It's not like he'll get convicted.

Posted by: Puddleglum

----

no shit
this kid's gonna get an O.J.-style acquittal

Posted by: Don Black. Message: away all boats at April 15, 2025 09:01 PM (AOsQT)

128 You'd faint, too, if you saw Mohammed running to you with a gleam in his eye.
Posted by: Fainting Goat at April 15, 2025 08:03 PM

Why does no one cry for me anymore?

Posted by: Moroccan Donkey at April 15, 2025 09:01 PM (0sNs1)

129 but I'm pretty sure a shot gun would have blown holes in the deer's heads. Had to be a rifle?

Maybe a slug? You could see he knocked off part of an antler of the deer that ran away to the left. Amazing shot.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 09:02 PM (nNGXU)

130 Foil method?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:02 PM (d7ais)

131 Sure, why not. It's not like he'll get convicted.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2025 08:56 PM (sAmhv)

—————-

If he was to be tried in Dallas I’d agree. He’ll be tried in McKinney so I think he stands a good chance of being convicted.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 09:02 PM (u73oe)

132 AlaBAMA!

How are you? Do you need a hug?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 09:02 PM (mT+6a)

133 123 Yep. When they embargoed cane sugar from Cuba it was in short supply. My Dad, the baker, had to do some adjustments to his "formulas" working with the beet sugar stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 09:04 PM (gm9Sb)

134 I was able to get to 56 without ever using valance in real life.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:01 PM

Perhaps because I was shot and am dead?

Posted by: zombie Liberty V. at April 15, 2025 09:04 PM (0sNs1)

135 My child did her first big thing without me being there with her today - I had to teach so she was dropped off and picked up. She did great! She actually ran into friends we haven’t seen in a while, so that made it even more fun. She ended up being the Easter Bunny and said she was glad she didn’t drop a baby. 🤣.

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:05 PM (pRpzT)

136 Perhaps because I was shot and am dead?
Posted by: zombie Liberty V. at April 15, 2025 09:04 PM (0sNs1)

+2 for iony.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 09:05 PM (8zz6B)

137
If he was to be tried in Dallas I’d agree. He’ll be tried in McKinney so I think he stands a good chance of being convicted.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 09:02 PM (u73oe)

Just takes one AWFL on the jury.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 15, 2025 09:07 PM (DKKgv)

138 My vitamin supplements shipped early and expected delivery is now Thursday the 17th. Too bad this means on the 17th FedEx will hand the package off to the USPS and then it will go on the magical mystery tour. Original arrival was the 24th, I'll be lucky to see it by May 1.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
-----------

That's messed up! But, of course, it's *all* messed up...

I was supposed to receive a delivery yesterday. Nope, no show, so checked email.

"USPS attempted delivery, but driveway/front door was blocked" (or some such BS excuse)

I was outside, in front yard, when mail truck came by yesterday. There was no attempt to deliver my package yesterday -- but it *fit in the mailbox* today.

WTF? Driver probably had it yesterday, pkg was rather heavy for its size, so maybe was set aside & he forgot about it. Had to make an excuse, I guess...

Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:08 PM (rdVOm)

139 92 I just learned that Harvard has a remedial math class for new students.

Back in the Bad Old Days, didn't one have to be fluent in both Greek and Latin to be admitted to Harvard?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 15, 2025 09:08 PM (EzCWN)

140 Congratulations, Piper.

It’s good to celebrate the big things. And the small things.

All the things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 09:08 PM (mT+6a)

141 Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:05 PM

Folks, in case you missed it, it came out a few days ago that Piper is (at least part) Sicilian. What does this mean?

It means never go in against Piper when a kale smoothie is on the line.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 09:09 PM (0sNs1)

142 Nobody is above the law.

>>@TrumpWarRoom

>>🚨 US Federal Housing Finance Agency Director @pulte has referred NY AG Letitia James to the DOJ for alleged mortgage fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2025 09:10 PM (LkLld)

143 To be fair, I successfully extended my 10,958 day streak of never using (a^2 + b^2) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2 today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 09:00 PM (0sNs1)

It's a good thing, too, since that equation is only true when both a=0 and b=0.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 09:10 PM (Sf2cq)

144 Rumor:

Former CIA Director John Brennan is no longer in the United States.

His last known location? Australia.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2025 09:10 PM (GITLP)

145 142 Oh noes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:10 PM (d7ais)

146 141 Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:05 PM

Folks, in case you missed it, it came out a few days ago that Piper is (at least part) Sicilian. What does this mean?

It means never go in against Piper when a kale smoothie is on the line.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April

Well this is news! I am French, not Sicilian. French,English and Native American. 😄

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:12 PM (pRpzT)

147 I'm running out of stuff to watch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:12 PM (d7ais)

148 Man, every time I go to YT the "breaking news" has a thumbnail of that father of the year "Maryland man" .Holy fuck are they pushing that shit.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 09:12 PM (KQk9m)

149 144 I would have thought Iran tbh

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 09:13 PM (KQk9m)

150 "US Federal Housing Finance Agency Director @pulte has referred NY AG Letitia James to the DOJ for alleged mortgage fraud.
Posted by: JackStraw"

Woot! The TRUMP!!! curse finally caught up to her.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2025 09:13 PM (vFG9F)

151 144 Rumor:

Former CIA Director John Brennan is no longer in the United States.

His last known location? Australia.
Posted by: SMOD
................................
Drone Strike 'accidents' happen.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2025 09:13 PM (sAmhv)

152 140 Congratulations, Piper.

It’s good to celebrate the big things. And the small things.

All the things.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April

Sometimes I don’t know how she will handle things as her autism can make stressful situations even more interesting. But she did great, with noise, in a costume that wasn’t comfortable, all of it and I am really proud of her, so you are exactly right. I appreciate how much you get it, because it might sound silly if you didn’t know the back story.

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:14 PM (pRpzT)

153 139 Winston Churchill said all young men ( meaning students) should know English, learn Latin, and be taught Greek as a treat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2025 09:14 PM (gm9Sb)

154 Baklava is the best Greek treat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 15, 2025 09:15 PM (MGB5H)

155 It's funny how in the animal world, the males have the rack. But in the human world, it's the females that have the rack.
Posted by: rickb223

Ones for fightin.
Ones for feedin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

These are my antlers
This is my rack
One is for stabbin'
The other's a snack.

Posted by: needs work at April 15, 2025 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

156 You probably put A1 on your steaks too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2025 08:39 PM (RUMEY)

Heinz 57 FTW!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2025 09:16 PM (W/lyH)

157 I've heard from late night radio hosts that New Zealand is the country of choice for those who believe there might be apocalyptic happenings.
Dunno.
Just remember Art Linkletter purportedly owned gazillions of acres there.

Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2025 09:16 PM (cPGH3)

158 Well this is news! I am French, not Sicilian. French,English and Native American. 😄
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:12 PM

Are you sure? Because I read it on the Internet, a comment in this very blog, to be precise.

Given no disinformation is permitted on this blog, you might want to check your sources.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 09:17 PM (0sNs1)

159 144 Rumor:

Former CIA Director John Brennan is no longer in the United States.

His last known location? Australia.
Posted by: SMOD
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They do have those funnel-web spiders and brown snakes down there.

Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 09:17 PM (41CYW)

160 So I guess as long as you impregnated a woman you can break the law with impunity. Ms13 gang membership? Hey man he’s a father. Leave him alone.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 15, 2025 09:18 PM (DKKgv)

161 To be fair, I successfully extended my 10,958 day streak of never using (a^2 + b^2) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2 today.
-----------

Good thing, because the formula is ackshully:

(a^2)(b^2) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2

Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:18 PM (rdVOm)

162 I'm running out of stuff to watch.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:12 PM

You wanna come watch the male turkeys and lizards struttin' their stuff?

I don't think any of the turkeys have gotten lucky yet; dunno about the lizards.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 09:19 PM (0sNs1)

163 Please take a look at this short clip from the Butler rally and let me know what you think:

https://tinyurl.com/9bsrcs6t

Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2025 09:19 PM (3ImbR)

164 My secret ingredient for my Beef Stroganoff is a dash of A1 sauce.
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2025 08:48 PM (i0F8b)

That is a great idea!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2025 09:19 PM (W/lyH)

165 No math.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:20 PM (d7ais)

166 Oh shit Wink Martindale died and I thought he was already dead.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 09:22 PM (KQk9m)

167
Former CIA Director John Brennan is no longer in the United States.

His last known location? Australia.
Posted by: SMOD

Going to plunder down under.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 09:22 PM (63Dwl)

168 No math.
Posted by: Boss Moss

I'll do maths, but no yellow!

Posted by: HB at April 15, 2025 09:23 PM (cPGH3)

169 Breaking on X - team Trump may have found a way to take down Letitia James. This story will be beautiful if it holds up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2025 09:24 PM (ZEzFB)

170 A few drops of A1 is tasty in a Bloody Mary.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 09:24 PM (mT+6a)

171 IrishEi

I never saw the gun. ?

Posted by: HB at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (cPGH3)

172 That Manwich sauce is to carby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (d7ais)

173 No, no math... right... so easy to be wrong...

(a + b)(a + b) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2

Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (rdVOm)

174 No math.
Posted by: Boss Moss

I thought they were trying to prove the rule that "the fastest way to get a correct answer on the Internet is not to post a question, but to post the wrong answer."

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

175
Sometimes I don’t know how she will handle things as her autism can make stressful situations even more interesting. But she did great, with noise, in a costume that wasn’t comfortable, all of it and I am really proud of her, so you are exactly right. I appreciate how much you get it, because it might sound silly if you didn’t know the back story.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:14 PM (pRpzT)

It's not silly. Those are tremendous accomplishments, particularly in costume! Very proud of your baby!!!

(Son is autistic, agoraphobic, severe anxiety. He's starting college this summer, and is actually excited about it. Celebrate your daughter bigly because she did a big thing!!!)

Posted by: Moki at April 15, 2025 09:26 PM (wLjpr)

176 I never saw the gun. ?
Posted by: HB at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (cPGH3)
~~~~~

It's the soldier in the upper right corner of the screen.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2025 09:27 PM (3ImbR)

177 You kids are out of control!

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab + b^2

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 09:27 PM (Sf2cq)

178 173 That is it. The previous one was a little off. Some day I may need these skills.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:27 PM (d7ais)

179 "the fastest way to get a correct answer on the Internet is not to post a question, but to post the wrong answer."
Posted by: mikeski
---------

Heh.

Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:28 PM (rdVOm)

180 Jusy don't get into matrixes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:29 PM (d7ais)

181 (a + b)(a + b) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (rdVOm)

Thank you. I feel better now.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 09:29 PM (Sf2cq)

182 Wink Martindale and Tom Brady must be related

https://tinyurl.com/444tvyas

Posted by: Don Black. Message: away all boats at April 15, 2025 09:29 PM (AOsQT)

183 You kids are out of control!

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 09:27 PM (Sf2cq)
***

How many of you have been measuring the urinal angles and calculating spray patterns?
Hmmmm????

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2025 09:30 PM (W/lyH)

184 Jusy don't get into matrixes.
Posted by: Boss Moss

No worries. This is the most red-pilled site on the internet.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 09:30 PM (DgGvY)

185 First
Last
Inside
Outside

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:30 PM (d7ais)

186 It's the soldier in the upper right corner of the screen.
Posted by: IrishEi

Jeebus! Ain't no soldier. Meal Team 6.
WTF?

Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2025 09:30 PM (cPGH3)

187 I did ok in math, until "systems of linear equations" came into play.

Kicked. My. Ass. It did.

Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:31 PM (rdVOm)

188 (a + b)(a + b) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (rdVOm)

Thank you. I feel better now.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 09:29 PM (Sf2cq)
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*sigh* I spent my day attempting to decipher partial differential equations and now I come back to this...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2025 09:31 PM (cweKM)

189 Next up: Lagrange multipliers...

Posted by: Ominous Narrator Voice at April 15, 2025 09:31 PM (dg+HA)

190 105 Karmelo Anthony’s family is using the nearly half-million dollars raised on GiveSendGo to move into a new home, according to The Sun.

https://tinyurl.com/4m2zehuy
Posted by: Don Black.

If it is worth more than $50,000, I predict they'll eventually be evicted for non-payment of property taxes and utility bills.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 09:32 PM (aBgBM)

191 Brennan knows that things are gonna get too hot for him to stick around here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2025 09:32 PM (ZEzFB)

192
Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2025 09:19 PM (3ImbR)

WTF??

It looked like the male agents in front noticed him and started "shooing" him away. Right after he pointed the gun into the vehicle.

Unless that was something added in?

Posted by: Moki at April 15, 2025 09:32 PM (wLjpr)

193 I did ok in math, until "systems of linear equations" came into play.

Kicked. My. Ass. It did.
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:31 PM (rdVOm)

Ditto.
Just what is this function sh*t? Ain't natural.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2025 09:33 PM (W/lyH)

194 My child did her first big thing without me being there with her today - I had to teach so she was dropped off and picked up. She did great! She actually ran into friends we haven’t seen in a while, so that made it even more fun. She ended up being the Easter Bunny and said she was glad she didn’t drop a baby. 🤣.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:05 PM (pRpzT)
====
Mazel

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 09:33 PM (RIvkX)

195 Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

Posted by: Your fourth grade math teacher at April 15, 2025 09:33 PM (dg+HA)

196 181 (a + b)(a + b) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 09:25 PM (rdVOm)

Thank you. I feel better now.
Posted by: Emmie
---

Wait, Wait ! _ Ladies aren't supposed to talk like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 09:33 PM (FZs2o)

197 This. Very much this.

http://tiny.cc/58pg001

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 09:34 PM (VSht7)

198 I did ok in math, until "systems of linear equations" came into play.

Kicked. My. Ass. It did.
Posted by: JQ
---------
Heh. My moment was this assignment: Calculate the surface area of this bell and show your work.

Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 09:35 PM (41CYW)

199 If it is worth more than $50,000, I predict they'll eventually be evicted for non-payment of property taxes and utility bills.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 09:32 PM (aBgBM)

That could take years, to wear through the shield of Black Democratium.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 09:36 PM (8zz6B)

200 135 My child did her first big thing without me being there with her today - I had to teach so she was dropped off and picked up.
Posted by Piper.

That's an accomplishment! Congratulations are in order for her and for you, too. You've prepared her well & she was a champ! 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk & Miller at April 15, 2025 09:36 PM (NFX2v)

201 After the criminal trial they should file a civil suit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:37 PM (d7ais)

202 "Wink Martindale is dead."

I lead a cloistered and disinteresting life. Who was this person?

Posted by: Kwak! at April 15, 2025 09:37 PM (89Sog)

203 Heh. My moment was this assignment: Calculate the surface area of this bell and show your work.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 09:35 PM (41CYW)

Step one: assume a spherical bell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 09:37 PM (8zz6B)

204 (Son is autistic, agoraphobic, severe anxiety. He's starting college this summer, and is actually excited about it. Celebrate your daughter bigly because she did a big thing!!!)
Posted by: Moki at April 15

Thank you! Prayers for your son’s successful venture!

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:37 PM (pRpzT)

205 I think Wink had a gameshow involving fuzzy dice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:38 PM (d7ais)

206 Great, you nerds gonna start talking about Star Trek now?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 09:39 PM (u73oe)

207 >>>But she did great, with noise, in a costume that wasn’t comfortable, all of it and I am really proud of her, so you are exactly right. I appreciate how much you get it, because it might sound silly if you didn’t know the back story.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:14 PM (pRpzT)

It's not silly. Those are tremendous accomplishments, particularly in costume! Very proud of your baby!!!

(Son is autistic, agoraphobic, severe anxiety. He's starting college this summer, and is actually excited about it. Celebrate your daughter bigly because she did a big thing!!!)
Posted by: Moki
----

🌹🌹🌹

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 09:39 PM (FZs2o)

208 166 Oh shit Wink Martindale died and I thought he was already dead.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 09:22 PM (KQk9m)

Ed Wynn, a comic actor most active in the 1940's through 60's I'd say, was once recognized on the the street.

"I thought you were dead," the lady claimed.

"I am," Wynn replied. "Welcome."

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 09:39 PM (VSht7)

209 Great, you nerds gonna start talking about Star Trek now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
--------
Saving that for an ONT.

Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 09:40 PM (41CYW)

210 Please take a look at this short clip from the Butler rally and let me know what you think:

https://tinyurl.com/9bsrcs6t
Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2025 09:19 PM

The "soldier" doesn't look very squared away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 09:40 PM (jc0TO)

211 Grok impresses me with its ability to understand sloppy, not quite standard ASCII math notation. It can generally parse what you mean, even if you're not quite consistent.

Years ago I was amazed at the first symbolic math programs. Those are nothing compared to this.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 15, 2025 09:40 PM (w6EFb)

212 Great, you nerds gonna start talking about Star Trek now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Nerds talk Star Trek
Losers talk Star Wars

Posted by: Is this how you start a fight? at April 15, 2025 09:42 PM (VofaG)

213 Punch it Sulu.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:42 PM (d7ais)

214 143 To be fair, I successfully extended my 10,958 day streak of never using (a^2 + b^2) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2 today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 09:00 PM (0sNs1)

It's a good thing, too, since that equation is only true when both a=0 and b=0.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 09:10 PM (Sf2cq)

It's true if *either* a or b = 0

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2025 09:42 PM (klJTj)

215 Apparently, LeTit James is being referred for prosecution for mortgage fraud.

Is there a hardness level above 10 Mohs?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (XV/Pl)

216 It looked like the male agents in front noticed him and started "shooing" him away. Right after he pointed the gun into the vehicle.
Unless that was something added in?
Posted by: Moki at April 15, 2025 09:32 PM (wLjpr)
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And one of those male agents looks like the one who was on the rooftop questioning the LEOs and had the roof/crime scene scrubbed.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (3ImbR)

217 10 Please take a look at this short clip from the Butler rally and let me know what you think:

https://tinyurl.com/9bsrcs6t
Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2025 09:19 PM

The "soldier" doesn't look very squared away.
Trust no one.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (LHPAg)

218 212 Great, you nerds gonna start talking about Star Trek now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Nerds talk Star Trek
Losers talk Star Wars
Posted by: Is this how you start a fight? at April 15, 2025 09:42 PM (VofaG)

If I mention that modern day nerds actually talk about Warhammer 40K, will people think that I am a nerd?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (VSht7)

219 Anybody knows whats Presdent Obana is be doing today to selerbrate Jacky Robertson Day in Baseboll ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (URsrR)

220 Thanks, everyone, for letting me share this moment. Y’all are great.

She is solving inequalities in math and I had to go look up how to do it and then figure out how to explain. Multiplying by negative 1 to flip signs was a little harrowing - we are still working on it. Never thought I would need this skill again, yet here I am.

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (pRpzT)

221 "I am," Wynn replied. "Welcome."
Posted by: tankdemon

Haven't heard that name in years.
Wasn't he in Mary Poppins? The gigglefest?

Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (cPGH3)

222 Is Warhammer the one that ruined Total War?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:44 PM (d7ais)

223 Nerds talk Star Trek
Losers talk Star Wars
Posted by: Is this how you start a fight? at April 15, 2025 09:42 PM (VofaG)

If I mention that modern day nerds actually talk about Warhammer 40K, will people think that I am a nerd?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: The Expanse at April 15, 2025 09:44 PM (jc0TO)

224 That big bird chasing the smaller ones is a Cassowary. From personal experience years ago working as a zoo keeper in the bird area I know that they are evil and dangerous.

Posted by: Esteve at April 15, 2025 09:45 PM (weH2K)

225 >I lead a cloistered and disinteresting life. Who was this person?

Posted by: Kwak!
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He was the Ryan Seacrest of his day

Posted by: Don Black. Message: away all boats at April 15, 2025 09:45 PM (AOsQT)

226 Say Pythagorean Theorem three times fast.

Posted by: Is this how you start a fight? at April 15, 2025 09:45 PM (VofaG)

227 I need another podcast to watch. Alex Jones pulled a no show.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:46 PM (d7ais)

228 As I said today in my Chicago speech:

"It’s about dignity. Simple dignity! Everyone! Everyone deserves to be treated with dignity… regardless of who they are!"

I trust the troll-bashing here will come to an immediate halt!

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at April 15, 2025 09:47 PM (0sNs1)

229 221 "I am," Wynn replied. "Welcome."
Posted by: tankdemon

Haven't heard that name in years.
Wasn't he in Mary Poppins? The gigglefest?
Posted by: MkY at April 15, 2025 09:43 PM (cPGH3)

Yes, he was.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 09:49 PM (VSht7)

230 I need another podcast to watch. Alex Jones pulled a no show.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:46 PM

This annoying guy is good for following Trump's lawfare cases.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhw5ze3

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 09:49 PM (jc0TO)

231 I need another podcast to watch. Alex Jones pulled a no show.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:46 P

You don't like Adam Carolla?

Posted by: Is this how you start a fight? at April 15, 2025 09:51 PM (VofaG)

232 Great, you nerds gonna start talking about Star Trek now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 09:39 PM

Would you rather we talk about your OnlyFans career, and your emergency need for quantities of Elizabeth Arden hand creme?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 09:51 PM (0sNs1)

233 That could take years, to wear through the shield of Black Democratium.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thinking... Ship Democratium my hit the sand sooner than they desire. Paying people not to work is not part of getting out of debt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 09:51 PM (FZs2o)

234 I trust the troll-bashing here will come to an immediate halt!
Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at April 15, 2025 09:47 PM (0sNs1)

Listen you little fucker, you will be treated with all the dignity you demonstrated throughout your venal miserable career, including shitting your pants while in private with the Pope. That is to say, go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 09:51 PM (eQO/Z)

235 River otters....why'd it have to be river otters?

- Seattle Jones

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2025 09:53 PM (Wnv9h)

236 234 I trust the troll-bashing here will come to an immediate halt!
Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at April 15, 2025 09:47 PM (0sNs1)

Listen you little fucker, you will be treated with all the dignity you demonstrated throughout your venal miserable career, including shitting your pants while in private with the Pope. That is to say, go lay down by your dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 09:51 PM (eQO/Z)

I'm glad you were the one to tell him off. I would have gotten downright rude.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 09:54 PM (VSht7)

237 231 I've watched Adam Carolla before. Pretty funny. Thanks Grump on the YouTube guy. They destroyed the search algorythm years ago, preventing me from finding content.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 09:54 PM (d7ais)

238 “Everyone deserves to be treated with dignity”

Eat a bag of dicks, Joe. Then eat the bag.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 09:55 PM (D+1MQ)

239 Heya RMBS!

Sorry about the rain. You can send it back my way if you want.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 09:56 PM (mT+6a)

240 Nerds talk Star Trek
Losers talk Star Wars
Posted by: Is this how you start a fight?

And dorks use AI to write crossover fanfiction.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 09:57 PM (DgGvY)

241 Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden

Listen you little fucker, you will be treated with all the dignity you demonstrated throughout your venal miserable career, including shitting your pants while in private with the Pope. That is to say, go lay down by your dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK

In his defense, the pants-shitting in the Pope's presence was actually the demon possessing him.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 09:58 PM (DgGvY)

242 The Judge wants to beam Garcia back to America.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 10:00 PM (d7ais)

243
no shit
this kid's gonna get an O.J.-style acquittal
Posted by: Don Black. Message: away all boats at April 15, 2025 09:01 PM (AOsQT)

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We available to tell our stories. About how we halted the unjust persecution of a black man. About out heroic resistance.to The Man. Offers start at $35,000 dollars for interviews of 3 minutes duration. Line forms on the right.

*crickets+

We know you dyin to talk to us. Call the phone numba we displayin.

*crickets*

What wrong wit you.

*crickets*

Posted by: Scabrous Fat Black Female Jury Members Who Slept Through the Trial at April 15, 2025 10:02 PM (xPNeT)

244 241

'In his defense, the pants-shitting in the Pope's presence was actually the demon possessing him.'

That was the product of the pope exorcising the demon.
'The power of Christ compels you!'
'The power of Christ compels you!'
THPPPPPPP!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 15, 2025 10:03 PM (3wi/L)

245 Anybody want a Galois group? I find that I do not properly appreciate them.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 10:03 PM (Sf2cq)

246 I never learned to play Settlers of Catan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 10:05 PM (d7ais)

247 It's true if *either* a or b = 0
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2025 09:42 PM (klJTj)

Thanks for the correction. Don't know where my brain went. To be fair, I am currently working on the type of math where we must specify that 0 is not equal to 1 so I'm a little scrambled these days.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 10:09 PM (Sf2cq)

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