Update: CNN Totally Doesn't Hate America, Swearsies!!!

Yesterday Trump attacked CNN and its hairy-lipped anchor Kaitlin Collins. He said CNN hates America.

Dana Bash attempted to clarify that CNN does not hate America.

The problem is, CNN does hate America:

CNN: "We do NOT hate America 😡"

Also CNN: pic.twitter.com/UkgtyWS42g
— Bill D'Agostino (@Banned_Bill) April 14, 2025

Feeling 100% better today. How are you doing?

Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM

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1 Howdy Ace!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 12:24 PM (u73oe)

2 Glad you're on the mend

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2025 12:24 PM (VE6XX)

3 They probably don’t hate the dirt…. So technically true. Sort of.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 12:25 PM (ISwP0)

4 Hi Ace
Hope you're feeling better today.

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)

5 Mornin' Ace

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:26 PM (X1wUG)

6 Sure they do, they're dyed in the wool globalists and NWO shitheels.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 15, 2025 12:26 PM (FZn/N)

7 Communist Cunts, the whole lot of ‘em.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 12:26 PM (ISwP0)

8 Okay, so I missed the important content. But but my IPad was loading so slow....

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)

9 Wait..

100%.

Your Leg / Abdomen healed?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:26 PM (X1wUG)

10 Without evidence, they assert they love America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 12:26 PM (RIvkX)

11 Since the DU thinks CNN stands for Corporate News Network, how did they react to Trump's statement?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (x/V3P)

12 Feeling 100% better today

—————

So I guess this means I don’t get your stuff.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (u73oe)

13 Frank Luntz's Wighat is looking Dapper.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (X1wUG)

14
Dana Bash attempted to clarify that CNN does not hate America.

Your very name is the "tell", Sugar Britches.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (xG4kz)

15 Glad to hear it Ace!

all is good at Chateau D'Eez

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (/Ghsb)

16 Speaking of hating America, some dumbass on shit poster paradise reddit asked if there was a protest in my town. I asked, "Protest what?" I was immediately called "dense".

I replied with "Please enlighten me."

No response yet

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (9s67r)

17 CNN just hates half of America, and doesn't much care for half of the other half. And that ridiculous constitution .... yeah, that has to go as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (Cus5s)

18 CNN: "We do NOT hate America 😡"

If "NOT" is twice as big, is it a double negative?

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (Nf1pZ)

19 Turns out more tacos did the trick.
-Ace

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (RIvkX)

20 13 Frank Luntz's Wighat is looking Dapper.
Posted by: garrett
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Looks like a cheezy throwback to the 70's toupee's for men sold on late night tv.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (ctrM5)

21 >> I asked, "Protest what?"

Douglas Murray's accent. Probably.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (X1wUG)

22 My "hate meter" for the media has been pegged at 11 for years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

23 Why do all those CNN scrunts have such annoying voices? They all need to gargle with Liquid Nails.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (8zz6B)

24

Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kaitlyn or Bernard Shaw

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (Zw3GF)

25 if the statue that always lies says "I don't hate America", ...

then here we are

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (/Ghsb)

26 Speaking of "reparations" I just read a recent reddit thread where all the educated libs lectured Trump that there is no such thing as biological race because it's all a social construct and talking about biological race is what makes makes him most racist of all.

So - who gets reparations then? Does having a tan qualify you? What about white descendants of slaves? Are we going by the one drop rule? Great. One drop of WHAT?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (kgjcL)

27 all is good at Chateau D'Eez
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

So it's not nuts there anymore?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

28 >> Dana Bash attempted to clarify that CNN does not hate America.

Ok, show us your tits.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 15, 2025 12:29 PM (u/66v)

29 Willowed, because it got stepped on by the Ace-man:

All this speculation about negotiating with the Iranians.

Here's what's gonna happen. They're gonna sit down and drink tea and the first mad mullah is going to start jabbering about the Great Satan and Israel and such.

Then, Donny 2-Scoops is going to reach into is pocket and pull out a pic of the dude's house and family and tell him to sit TF down and STFU.

And later that night, while the IDF is busy destroying the infrastructure of the Iranian nuclear program, US naval aircraft will then destroy the Iranian naval bases in retaliation for that shit they pulled on Obama's watch.

And the peasants rejoiced!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 15, 2025 12:29 PM (tGU7s)

30 How many left wingers have you heard utter " Make America Great Again? When was it ever great." They are self hating Americans and I encourage them to go to a country they are proud of.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 12:29 PM (KQk9m)

31 Luntz really needs to buy a Shatner Turbo 2000 Toupee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:29 PM (x/V3P)

32 She really does have a man face.
What I find amusing is that the Democrats still have not realized that they lost. That their base has shrunk to minuscule numbers and that their rhetoric is not bringing a single voter back into the fold. I hope,they keep it up for the rest of the term and all through acne's 8 years.😁

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:29 PM (t/2Uw)

33 Who is that Tom Verni douchenozzle in the CNN video ranting about every "phobic" he could find on google? He looks like a soggy penis with eyes. Mister Potato Head would swipe left. Go fuck yourself, assface.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

34 To be fair to CNN it’s more like they loathe America.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 15, 2025 12:29 PM (DKKgv)

35 Good to hear you’re feeling better, ace.

I would like to request an old time hysterical rant from you. We could all use a good old belly laugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 12:30 PM (W2Pud)

36 >>Speaking of "reparations" I just read a recent reddit thread where all the educated libs lectured Trump that there is no such thing as biological race because it's all a social construct and talking about biological race is what makes makes him most racist of all.

Sickle Cell Anemia would like a recount.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:30 PM (X1wUG)

37 To quote a certain C&W song re: CNN - "My give a damn is busted."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:30 PM (x/V3P)

38 My "hate meter" for the media has been pegged at 11 for years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

LOL 11 😂

Maybe 11 bazillion

I am indeed the most pure here if anyone is asking. Also a global thought leader.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:30 PM (kgjcL)

39 Are we going by the one drop rule? Great. One drop of WHAT?
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM (kgjcL)

I will let you in on a family secret. My grandmother was Dutch.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 15, 2025 12:30 PM (9s67r)

40 Afternoon ace , glad you're doing better.
CNN saying "we don't hate America" is about as dumb as Rather's "fake but accurate" in the descent of the propaganda ministries into irrelevance

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 12:30 PM (6TePA)

41 >> Feeling 100% better today. How are you doing?

Tiny Tim, is that you?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2025 12:31 PM (ypoiK)

42 Dana Bash attempted to clarify that CNN does not hate America.
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If you're explaining you're losing.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:31 PM (kgjcL)

43 CNN may not hate America, but I'm pretty certain that America hates CNN.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 15, 2025 12:31 PM (tGU7s)

44 I really should reread my comments before I post

Vance's term. 🤦‍♀️

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

45 We are racist.

Oh. Also you owe me $1,000,000 because my dad fought in WW2 and your dad didn't.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at April 15, 2025 12:31 PM (kFKW0)

46 I think CNN hates me because I stole their ice cream. Actually, that's why everyone hates me.

Posted by: America Ferrera at April 15, 2025 12:31 PM (dIske)

47 Someone needs to photoshop in Baghdad Bob with Dana Bash

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (x/V3P)

48 The good news is America hates CNN back. They can't even afford to pay airports to show their propaganda anymore

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (wBaIH)

49

Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kaitlyn or William Conrad

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (Zw3GF)

50 They don't hat everything American. They love Big Govt, Big Media, Big Education so there is that.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (GUOwU)

51 Without evidence, they assert they love America.

Well, they asserted that hating America is not what they do. Subverting, deceiving, fomenting sedition, maybe, but certainly not hating!

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (633JL)

52 We shot up another LGBTQRSTUV nightclub?

We shouldn't do that.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (dGCAG)

53 Dana Bash is so named because that's what her face looks like.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (kgjcL)

54 Scott Adams made the point that by seeking to defend itself against the President's comment (instead of ignoring it), CNN furthered the controversy that it hates America. Is that the Barbara Streisand effect?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (Wg6v7)

55 With people like CNN not hating you, who needs enemies?

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (633JL)

56 31 Luntz really needs to buy a Shatner Turbo 2000 Toupee.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Stylish choice.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (ctrM5)

57 CNN's audience could fit inside a NFL stadium and shrinking but still they persist.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (dJimA)

58 And given how much the L's hate the G's, and nobody wants the T's anywhere near them, I really don't think there's any such thing as an LGBTQ nightclub.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (dGCAG)

59 13 Frank Luntz's Wighat is looking Dapper.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:27 PM (X1wUG)

Impossible that's not a wig... right?
It doesn't even look real.

Posted by: Inogame at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (53oGX)

60 Is there a law that only ugly women are allowed to work at CNN? Or is it just company policy?
What an unattractive group of hags they have on that network.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (Lo97M)

61 Kaitlyn or William Conrad

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (Zw3GF)

Kaitlyn's isn't bad for a tranny

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (FZn/N)

62 CNN is right. They don't hate America. They love America when they get sole control over it. What CNN hates is normal Americans having some say in how America is managed.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

63 There isn’t an epilator in the world that would fully clean Kaitlin Collin’s lip. She has five-o’clock shadow at 10am.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (ypoiK)

64 America sucks but they refuse to leave. Hmmm, it's almost like they don't believe their own bullshit. It's almost like it's all a grift -- "steam control" -- designed to steal cash from their working neighbors through the Government.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (qUkBO)

65 OT: I still haven't decided if the cougar with the low cut blouse and big jugs in the ads on this website is attractive.

I don't know, it's close, it's just something is slightly off.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)

66 Feeling 100% better today. How are you doing?
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No shit, Ace??

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (mZtdJ)

67 Feeling 100% better today. How are you doing?
Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM

I am doing maaarvelous!!!

Posted by: Fernando Lamas at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

68 CNN should just stop pretending and go ahead and make an official name change to A-T-L Jazeera.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (tGU7s)

69 > Feeling 100% better today. How are you doing?

I'm at the tail end of a cold. Still feel a little mucous-y at the back of my throat. But it's nice to be mostly better.

I tried ab-rollouts for the first time yesterday. I've been doing three sets of 50 second planks a couple of times a week for a while. But I know isometric exercise is low yield, so I'm trying to switch.

Boy, it was tough. I felt some strain in my lower back. I kept it light, not rolling out too far. I also put myself so the wheel hit a wall where I thought might be a good end point. I'm still feeling it today. Sitting up out of bed was rough.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (lIio7)

70 It's the old Republican trying to explain he's not gay thing. Don't bother.

But CNN has to bother because if they don't deny it then res ipsa loquitur.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (kgjcL)

71 Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kaitlyn or William Conrad
_____

Not sure. But Tom Selleck has the best mustache. It is known.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (udNnQ)

72 Luntz looks more like Homer Simpson every day.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (ypoiK)

73 OT: I still haven't decided if the cougar with the low cut blouse and big jugs in the ads on this website is attractive.

I don't know, it's close, it's just something is slightly off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

-

AI generated.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (bk+Z+)

74 I don't know, it's close, it's just something is slightly off.
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She's got three of them??

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (mZtdJ)

75 Luntz has a marmot on his head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (6TePA)

76 13 Frank Luntz's Wighat is looking Dapper.
Posted by: garrett

That is a nifty Wighat. Probably set him back a goodly sum.

Posted by: Nasser Aftab Carpet Bargains at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (G5+As)

77 Tiny Tim, is that you?
Posted by: Marcus T

"God bless us, everyone" Tiny Tim or "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" Tiny Tim?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

78 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (KQk9m)

79 54 Scott Adams made the point that by seeking to defend itself against the President's comment (instead of ignoring it), CNN furthered the controversy that it hates America. Is that the Barbara Streisand effect?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway
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CNN hated on airport travellers for decades too. Their blaring monitors gave poor travelers little respite from the mass media horror du jour.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (ctrM5)

80 It's amazing they still have any audience at all. All they do is preach to the choir every day, day in and day out.

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

81
You can suck your reparations out of my dick.

Posted by: USA at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (xPNeT)

82 Is that the Barbara Streisand effect?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 15, 2025 12:33 PM (Wg6v7)

The Streisand Effect is an unintended consequence of attempts to hide, remove, or censor information, where the effort instead increases public awareness of the information.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (ExV1e)

83 Joey Bidet falling asleep at the podium.

Jill, "der Fuhrer ist tired."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (x/V3P)

84 Without evidence, they assert they love America.
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Well, they asserted that hating America is not what they do. Subverting, deceiving, fomenting sedition, maybe, but certainly not hating!
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 12:32 PM (633JL)

If they had merely said "No, it's true, we hate America," I wouldn't have believed them, because they lie about everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (dGCAG)

85

Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kaitlyn or Billy Dee Williams

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (Zw3GF)

86 78 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
Posted by: steevy
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And no one with a brain will give a wet fart about it. The Dems are really stupid if they think Biden has any credibility in the tank for voters.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (ctrM5)

87 77 Or Tiny Tim the 11 inch rocket used at the end of WW2 and in Korea...

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (KQk9m)

88 Luntz has a marmot on his head
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (6TePA)

This is no time for folk singing!

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (kgjcL)

89 Reparations? Best thing that ever happened to the great grand children of actual slaves, was their great grandparents being captured and brought to America.

As Cassius Clay said, "I'm glad my grandfather got on the boat". (I assume as a slave). Whatever Jim Crow stuff happened was unfortunate, but White America has more than made up for it. And sorry, all "races" are not equal in IQ or basketball abilities.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (Cus5s)

90 CNN does not hate America? Fact check says, True! There are many parts of America that CNN does not hate, like Central America, South America, Canada, and even the deep blue portions of the United States..

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (sFNX2)

91 CALL OF THE WIGHAT

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=G1YLwjP66t8

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (X1wUG)

92 Turns out more tacos did the trick.
-Ace
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Fighting fire with fire.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (mZtdJ)

93 CNN's audience could fit inside ~~an NFL stadium~~

...a handicapped stall. And regularly does!

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 12:37 PM (LTIZV)

94 >>I would like to request an old time hysterical rant from you. We could all use a good old belly laugh.
___
Who was the character who always threatened to kick your ass if you touched is sandwich? That puppet always made me laugh.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 12:37 PM (bNf8H)

95 Maybe Luntz is feeling Spring in the air and has muskrat love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:37 PM (x/V3P)

96 OT: I still haven't decided if the cougar with the low cut blouse and big jugs in the ads on this website is attractive.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Billionaires want her destroyed! Watch her ad before she's gone!

Jacuzzi.com girl is attractive, however.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:37 PM (77rzZ)

97 @86

>>And no one with a brain will give a wet fart about it. The Dems are really stupid if they think Biden has any credibility in the tank for voters.

The Biden Crime Syndicate does nothing for free, the bigger question is who would pay that Meat Sack to give a speech? The mind boggles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2025 12:37 PM (XV/Pl)

98 Breaking: The Left are so butthurt about DOGE they are coming after actual dogs. Mother Jones says "akshually" your dog is bad for Earf.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:38 PM (kgjcL)

99 >> God bless us, everyone" Tiny Tim or "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" Tiny Tim?
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

The sickly little dude.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2025 12:38 PM (ypoiK)

100 78 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
Posted by: steevy

If he strokes out and spontaneously combusts, I’ll watch on replay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 12:38 PM (W2Pud)

101 Gosh, I'd think that a black person living in a racist country would think long and hard (that's what she said) about moving to a less racist country. Perhaps somewhere most of the citizens look like that person.

Those countries without racism are probably prosperous and the quality of life is, I'm sure, amazing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2025 12:38 PM (PMtkd)

102 No. They just hate Americans.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 15, 2025 12:38 PM (rUU8O)

103 Best Mustaches:

Tom Selleck
Teddy Roosevelt
Sam Elliot
Paul Simon in that meme where you put your finger over Garfunkel's face

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 15, 2025 12:38 PM (tGU7s)

104 re: reparations

Because $38T (or whatever welfare is up to now) plus preferential academic, hiring, firing, promotions, court-ordered lottery winnings, speech codes, etc. just can't quite cover what happened to someone 250 years ago.

I'm still a tad confused at the part where anyone with a B average could go to college for free, and yet...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 15, 2025 12:38 PM (bk+Z+)

105 As Cassius Clay said

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (Cus5s)

ISWYDT

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (kgjcL)

106 Not sure. But Tom Selleck has the best mustache. It is known.

Tom Selleck and Sam Elliot did a western together in the 1980's called The Shadow Riders.

The Mustacherone readings during filming were so far off the scale, it almost caused a quantum singularity to form.

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (pSknm)

107 80 It's amazing they still have any audience at all. All they do is preach to the choir every day, day in and day out.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice)

I think much of their audience now are a) foreigners and b) people in rest homes and of advanced age that leave it on for noise and/or can't change the channel.

Demographics for CNN, last time I looked in December 24) have them with 60 k or less in 19-49 and mebbe 300-400 k overall. Average age of viewer was 68, just behind MSNBC at 69. Fox was like 61.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

108 > Who was the character who always threatened to kick your ass if you touched is sandwich? That puppet always made me laugh.

Skeeter.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (lIio7)

109 God [fart] bless us, [fart] every [fart] one! [fart, fart]

Posted by: Tiny Tim at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (mZtdJ)

110 Dear CNN,

With the exception of BEN ROETHLISBERGER, if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (0mcWG)

111 We don't hate America. We just hate YOU.

Posted by: CNN at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (J0kyM)

112 Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kaitlyn or Billy Dee Williams

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (Zw3GF)

Billy Dee has a luxurious mustache. Nobody, except maybe Magnum PI has a better one.

But Kaitlyn's got thicker back hair.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG)

113 *waves to Washington Nearsider*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (x/V3P)

114 Want to really kick CNN, and the other cable news liars in the nuts? Pass legislation to make all cable and sat TV providers use a la carte pricing to sell their service to the consumer. And only a la carte, no "packages" offered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 12:40 PM (8zz6B)

115 Dude looks like Morrie from goodfellas... just need a shot of him jumping in the pool with perfect hair.

Posted by: Inogame at April 15, 2025 12:40 PM (53oGX)

116 I would like to request an old time hysterical rant from you. We could all use a good old belly laugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yeah, especially since we were gypped out of Muldoon's promised rant on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

117 It's amazing they still have any audience at all. All they do is preach to the choir every day, day in and day out.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice)

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BUY THIS IPAD AND THESE TYPES OF SHEETS!!!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 15, 2025 12:40 PM (bk+Z+)

118 106 Not sure. But Tom Selleck has the best mustache. It is known.

Tom Selleck and Sam Elliot did a western together in the 1980's called The Shadow Riders.

The Mustacherone readings during filming were so far off the scale, it almost caused a quantum singularity to form.
Posted by: Nelly
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Pencil thin mustaches are better for sneering villains though. Lee Van Cleef is an exception but he glowers more than sneers.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:40 PM (ctrM5)

119 CNN handled that exactly wrong.
BREAKING NEWS: WE DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT HATE AMERICA , was not the way to respond.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 15, 2025 12:40 PM (33LJY)

120 ICE agents take down a Venezuelan man at a New Hampshire courthouse. Good job guys. Now can someone help out the elderly man you knocked over?

http://tiny.cc/lpng001

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (lIio7)

121 Discussed at length yesterday...

John Spencer
@SpencerGuard
Stop. This is the second time I’ve heard this false analogy between a vigilante revenge scenario, domestic law enforcement, and the conduct of war on @joeroganhq —this time from @ComicDaveSmith

“Let's say somebody broke into your property and killed some of your family members and you want to go kill this guy. If he goes back to his apartment building and you know that there's women and children in that apartment building and so your move is to blow up the building. What you would be charged with is murder in the first degree cold-blooded premeditated intentional murder...”

This is not how war works.

It’s not how the laws of armed conflict work.

It’s not how just war theory, military ethics, or rules of engagement work.

None of it.

This analogy reflects a fundamental misunderstanding of warfare and the frameworks that govern it—legal, ethical, and operational.

Ironically, in that same episode, he and @DouglasKMurray debated who qualifies as an expert and who should be making declarative statements about certain wars. That question answers itself.
6:50 PM · Apr 10, 2025

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (RIvkX)

122 My eyes post cataract surgery have adjusted and I am able to now read my phone, IPad, laptop as well as terrific distance vision. It is still a little wonky which I was told to expect and still on eye drops which are annoying as hell and wearing my safety glasses when I sleep. I used to take off glasses at bedtime, now have to put some on.
But it is a miraculous change.

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

123 Tom Selleck
Teddy Roosevelt
Sam Elliot
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[cough, cough]

Posted by: zombie joseph stalin at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (mZtdJ)

124 Sickle Cell Anemia would like a recount.
Posted by: garrett

I've got some money in this.

Posted by: Tay-Sachs Disease at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (G5+As)

125 Glad u r better ace
My typing will be awful today bcoz my hand aches
Apologies in advance

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (EGSGm)

126 >>Best Mustaches:

Tom Selleck
Teddy Roosevelt
Sam Elliot
Paul Simon in that meme where you put your finger over Garfunkel's face

Rudy from The Cosby Show.

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (X1wUG)

127
Which is more believable:

Dana Bash says CNN does not hate America

Osama Bin Laden says he does not hate America

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (kgjcL)

128 No one ever remembers my rockin' 'stache.
-- Zombie William Howard Taft

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

129 >>Who was the character who always threatened to kick your ass if you touched is sandwich? That puppet always made me laugh.

Skeeter.
__
I found it! Guest blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 12:42 PM (bNf8H)

130 95 Maybe Luntz is feeling Spring in the air and has muskrat love.
Posted by: Anna Puma
=====
Never thought I would say this but Eeeewwww!

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:42 PM (ctrM5)

131 Yay Sharon!
Wonderful!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2025 12:42 PM (EGSGm)

132 Not sure. But Tom Selleck has the best mustache. It is known.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (udNnQ)

Sam Elliot's mustache disagrees.

Elliot Page's sits in the corner and sobs.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2025 12:42 PM (bawFb)

133 Shaft (Richard Roundtree) had a great stache. Fun fact the character is clean shaven in the book and the author did not like that he had one in the movie. At least at first.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 12:43 PM (KQk9m)

134 LOL @ Whig

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:43 PM (x/V3P)

135 Lol. This is essentially the Trump equivalent of "When did you stop beating your wife?"

Posted by: Halfhand at April 15, 2025 12:43 PM (J0kyM)

136 OT: I still haven't decided if the cougar with the low cut blouse and big jugs in the ads on this website is attractive.

I don't know, it's close, it's just something is slightly off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

-

AI generated.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (bk+Z+)

I'm looking forward to the day when AI can do 3D prints.

That being said, she's better than the one up now, looks like Jim Jeffries with a teabag on his face.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:43 PM (dGCAG)

137 Aunt Bunny has the best mustache

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 12:43 PM (6TePA)

138 Demographics for CNN, last time I looked in December 24) have them with 60 k or less in 19-49 and mebbe 300-400 k overall. Average age of viewer was 68, just behind MSNBC at 69. Fox was like 61.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

There aren't even half a million people watching CNN? WTF is it still on? Come on, people, unplug everything, turn out the lights, and leave. It's over.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 15, 2025 12:43 PM (6xRrr)

139 What is youse lookin' at?

Posted by: Rich "Psycho" Giamboni's Sandwich at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (KtIIi)

140 Luntz has a marmot on his head
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM

Sounds like a song that goofball Tom Green would have sang. Man did that dude drop into space. Which is a positive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (ewjUl)

141 CNN announcing they don't hate America made me Snort.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (S+yAZ)

142 But it is a miraculous change.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)
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See Monet's pre- and post-cataract surgery paintings.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (6K6Eu)

143
Let's see what tune they are humming when the pharma ads go bye bye.

CNN Next day: You're gd right we hate America and ordered the Code Red!!!

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (kgjcL)

144 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
Posted by: steevy
+++
I'm sure the audience will be in the dozens.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (Lo97M)

145 Breaking: The Left are so butthurt about DOGE they are coming after actual dogs. Mother Jones says "akshually" your dog is bad for Earf.

I'm Indiana Jones and Mola Ram is crossing the bridge at me; i'm chopping the bridge and I can only save one person; my dog or the Mother Jones writer. Guess who I'm saving? Bye Mother Jones! I don't even know your name and I don't care.

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (pSknm)

146 So, is a "wighat" the same thing as a wig?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (8zz6B)

147 128 No one ever remembers my rockin' 'stache.
-- Zombie William Howard Taft
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

I kind of dig Chet Arthur's mutton chops. Had a similar facial hair thing back in the late 70s-early 8os.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (x0n13)

148 No, Mr. America, I want you to die!

Posted by: Dr. CNN at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (w9Wax)

149 But Kaitlyn's got thicker back hair.
Posted by: BurtTC

Pfffft. Pretender to the throne.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (G5+As)

150 It might be seen as petty (IDGAF) but if I were running the White House I'd pull CNN's pass for a couple months. Maybe forever. Make them report from some location off the White House grounds... like in a satellite truck parked on PA Ave. Harass them with dogs every hour and search the truck for contraband.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (Q4IgG)

151

Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kait or Sam Elliott

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (Zw3GF)

152 Some judge will rule that big pharma ads can't be banned...

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (KQk9m)

153 My "hate meter" for the media has been pegged at 11 for years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM

Your meter doesn't go high enough.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (elO/o)

154 95 Maybe Luntz is feeling Spring in the air and has muskrat love.
Posted by: Anna Puma
=====
Never thought I would say this but Eeeewwww!
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:42 PM

Frank said, I'll go get the otters.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (ewjUl)

155 Oh and I don't think Kaitlyn Collins is an attractive man but I didn't realize he has a hairy lip

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (S+yAZ)

156 OT: I still haven't decided if the cougar with the low cut blouse and big jugs in the ads on this website is attractive.

I don't know, it's close, it's just something is slightly off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

You should check out her uncanny valley, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

157
CNN: "It's not you. It's me."

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (kgjcL)

158 Who was the character who always threatened to kick your ass if you touched is sandwich? That puppet always made me laugh.

Skeeter.
__
I found it! Guest blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni!
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 15, 2025 12:42 PM (bNf8H)

i was expecting mabe galore to kick all our asses...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (nXhwP)

159 If Kaitlin were to apply the same level of makeup that Cesar Romero did, when he played The Joker, perhaps the mustache wouldn't be as noticeable.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (Vyll1)

160 Billy Dee has a luxurious mustache. Nobody, except maybe Magnum PI has a better one.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG)

Burt Reynolds would like word with you guys.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (6xRrr)

161 114 Want to really kick CNN, and the other cable news liars in the nuts? Pass legislation to make all cable and sat TV providers use a la carte pricing to sell their service to the consumer. And only a la carte, no "packages" offered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=====
Their audience is literally dying off as we speak. Cable and even broadcast news consumption is more a boomer and silent thing plus mebbe some older Gen X.

Even millennials don't watch TV news much anymore--they get their hateon news about Trump from allegedly comedy shows like Colbert, Kimmel, and Oliver after John Stewart educated them as young adults.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (ctrM5)

162 Pfffft. Pretender to the throne.
Posted by: Rachel Zegler at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM

Princess Hairy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (ewjUl)

163 It’s not how the laws of armed conflict work.

First Rule of War: If you want to charge the other guy with a crime related to their conduct of the war, you have to win.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

164
CNN: "I just think we should start seeing other countries."

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (kgjcL)

165 I'm Indiana Jones and Mola Ram is crossing the bridge at me; i'm chopping the bridge and I can only save one person; my dog or the Mother Jones writer. Guess who I'm saving? Bye Mother Jones! I don't even know your name and I don't care.
Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (pSknm)

I'd save Mola Ram before the MJ scribbler.

At least you might get a cogent discussion on Healthcare policy out of him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (KtIIi)

166 >>Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (RIvkX)

And that wasn't even his dumbest take.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (X1wUG)

167 Burt Reynolds would like word with you guys.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM

So would Wilford Brimley!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (ewjUl)

168
"We do not hate America!

...

...

Now, dogs on the other hand...yeah, we hate those canine bastards!

Them and their stupid treats and chasing balls and barking and being happy all the time. Fuck those four-legged assholes!"

Posted by: This is CNN at April 15, 2025 12:47 PM (iJfKG)

169 I'd save Mola Ram before the MJ scribbler.

At least you might get a cogent discussion on Healthcare policy out of him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (KtIIi)
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Aw, have a heart!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 15, 2025 12:47 PM (6K6Eu)

170 Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (ctrM5)

Everyone is John Stewart now. Including our elected officials, mostly Democrats. Did you notice?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:47 PM (kgjcL)

171 CNN: "I just think we should start seeing other countries."
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (kgjcL)

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HA!

(at least their constitutions)

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2025 12:47 PM (PMtkd)

172 Sharon b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 12:47 PM (RIvkX)

173 But it is a miraculous change.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)
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See Monet's pre- and post-cataract surgery paintings.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 15, 2025 12:44 PM (6K6Eu)

he moved on from pointillism and used actual brush strokes?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:47 PM (nXhwP)

174 First Rule of War: If you want to charge the other guy with a crime related to their conduct of the war, you have to win.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Let me tell you about rule 303...

Posted by: Harry Harbord "Breaker" Morant at April 15, 2025 12:48 PM (XtGhS)

175 The scenarios where - do you save your dog or an adult stranger - I always pick saving my dog.
I have a duty of care for my dog.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2025 12:48 PM (EGSGm)

176 My eyes post cataract surgery have adjusted and I am able to now read my phone, IPad, laptop as well as terrific distance vision. It is still a little wonky which I was told to expect and still on eye drops which are annoying as hell and wearing my safety glasses when I sleep. I used to take off glasses at bedtime, now have to put some on.
But it is a miraculous change.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

Hooray! The new long-distance vision acuity is a treat, isn't it? Have you started driving yet, wearing your new sunglasses

Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2025 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)

177 Billy Dee has a luxurious mustache. Nobody, except maybe Magnum PI has a better one.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG)

Burt Reynolds would like word with you guys.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (6xRrr)

Has, being the operative word.

That being said, Sam Elliot decided to reveal himself to be a whiny pissy pants lefty ninny, which negates the quality of the mustache, immensely.

See also: Bolton, John.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:48 PM (dGCAG)

178 But it is a miraculous change.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

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I'm happy you had an excellent outcome.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (PMtkd)

179
Start following Climate Catastrophe thinking or the dog gets it.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (j4U/Z)

180 CNN: "I just think we should start seeing other countries."
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM

America: It's not you, it's me. I think we should just be friends.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (ewjUl)

181 >>he moved on from pointillism and used actual brush strokes?

That was Manet, I believe.

I don't think Monet ever played with pointillism the way Manet, did?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (X1wUG)

182
CNN: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (kgjcL)

183 So, John Bolton doesn't even get an honorable mention in the 'Stache Wars?

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

184 My "hate meter" for the media has been pegged at 11 for years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2025 12:28 PM

Your meter doesn't go high enough.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Already cycled through 999,999.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (w9Wax)

185 Slightly hyperextended my knee yesterday putting Lil Pooky in the playpen. This is the knee with tendinitis, and I can't have ibuprofen, so I'm in a bit of pain. Stuff still has to get done, as always.

Posted by: pookysgirl, keeping things together by sheer will alone at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

186 Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kaitlyn or Billy Dee Williams

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (Zw3GF)

Billy Dee has a luxurious mustache. Nobody, except maybe Magnum PI has a better one.

But Kaitlyn's got thicker back hair.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:39 PM (dGCAG)
_______

"Colt 45. Works every time."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

187 The don’t hate America.

They just hate Americans.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (Hkcdp)

188 Oh, Marxists don't h88 America, they want to turn it into tje Marxist's utopia

And it's lunch time

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (yb84/)

189 I'd save Mola Ram before the MJ scribbler.

At least you might get a cogent discussion on Healthcare policy out of him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (KtIIi)
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Aw, have a heart!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 15, 2025 12:47 PM (6K6Eu)

getting one right now

/priest in the temple of doom...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (nXhwP)

190 Also Gene Shalit.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (PiwSw)

191 But Kaitlyn's got thicker back hair.
Posted by: BurtTC

Pfffft. Pretender to the throne.
Posted by: Rachel Zegler at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM (G5+As)

Liste, bitch. No one beats me on tit hair. I can braid those follicles!

Posted by: Kaitlyn at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

192 Oh, I see that BurtTC finally mentioned Bolton.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (77rzZ)

193 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
Posted by: steevy

Which Biden weirdo - Hunter or Dr. Jill?

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (lCppi)

194 There aren't even half a million people watching CNN? WTF is it still on? Come on, people, unplug everything, turn out the lights, and leave. It's over.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
=======
Of the remaining audience, I think about half probably just leave it on for noise in the empty home. Mom (a Silent) did that in her later years with Faux News. She did watch it enough to come to me in a panic now and again about some idiocy from our evil Clown Show elites in DC. I told her to turn off the TV--real life around people can be bad enough without phantom fear mongering of the media.

That sort of shitty programming of phantom threats hurts a lot of people with underlying anxiety issues.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (ctrM5)

195 >Dana Bash attempted to clarify that CNN does not hate America.

The problem is, CNN does hate America:

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I think they hate the fact that Their Side is not 100% completely in charge of Everything

So naturally, Everything is bad as a result
But- if They could only seize unlimited and unchallenged power, everything would be perfect

Posted by: Don Black. Message: cry me a river at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (AOsQT)

196 I kind of dig Chet Arthur's mutton chops. Had a similar facial hair thing back in the late 70s-early 8os.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Franz Josef

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (77rzZ)

197 Pencil thin mustaches are better for sneering villains though. Lee Van Cleef is an exception but he glowers more than sneers.

Good grief, that man could express with his eyes. Premise was silly but Van Cleef did a show in the early 80's called 'The Master' where he played a Ninja. With the mask and hood on, dude didn't even have to karate chop anybody; that glower could knock them out cold.

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 12:51 PM (pSknm)

198 188 Oh, Marxists don't h88 America, they want to turn it into tje Marxist's utopia

And it's lunch time
Posted by: Skip

Every socialist society is a shitopia led by fake and gay people like Trudeau and Barry.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:51 PM (ctrM5)

199 We had a buddy that passed out at the campfire one night at my cabin after too much hooch. Being the good friends we are. We shaved half his mustache. His wife was grateful as he had to shave the other half off as she hated it. Man he was pissed. But we all laugh about it still.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 12:51 PM (ewjUl)

200 Manet!
Monet!
Manet!
Monet!
Let's call the whole thing off!

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 15, 2025 12:51 PM (mZtdJ)

201 he moved on from pointillism and used actual brush strokes?

That was Manet, I believe.

I don't think Monet ever played with pointillism the way Manet, did?
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (X1wUG)

yeah, much like cnn, i thought i was wrong, but i was willing to sacrifice accuracy for the bit...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (nXhwP)

202 They love America like Ike loved Tina.

Do better, America, stop making CNN abuse you!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (Hkcdp)

203 Biden is going to give a speech today
=========================
I remember when ex presidents kept their fucking mouths shut after losing or leaving office.

Good Times.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (F/35S)

204 Their audience is literally dying off as we speak. Cable and even broadcast news consumption is more a boomer and silent thing plus mebbe some older Gen X.

Even millennials don't watch TV news much anymore--they get their hateon news about Trump from allegedly comedy shows like Colbert, Kimmel, and Oliver after John Stewart educated them as young adults.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:46 PM (ctrM5)

Point is, some the truly evil shit is financed by rake-off taken from popular programs. A la carte would end all that. Buy only the channels you want.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (8zz6B)

205 I think they hate the fact that Their Side is not 100% completely in charge of Everything

So naturally, Everything is bad as a result
But- if They could only seize unlimited and unchallenged power, everything would be perfect
Posted by: Don Black. Message: cry me a river at April 15, 2025 12:50 PM (AOsQT)

True but note even 100% power is never enough. There is always a new villain, always a reason utopia hasn't arrived.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (kgjcL)

206 Speaking of "reparations" I just read a recent reddit thread where all the educated libs lectured Trump that there is no such thing as biological race because it's all a social construct and talking about biological race is what makes makes him most racist of all.

A year or two ago I watched a video on medical expert systems (proto-AI) and they were talking about one which had been developed to analyze x-rays.

They discovered that the system could, with ~98% accuracy, determine the race of the person in the x-ray. Radiologists were consulted, they said that there's absolutely no difference whatsoever, so the system was scrapped as it was, obviously, racist.

At not one time did anyone suggest trying to determine how the system could decide on the race of the person based on x-rays. They just declared it unknowable and moved on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (ExV1e)

207 Good grief, that man could express with his eyes. Premise was silly but Van Cleef did a show in the early 80's called 'The Master' where he played a Ninja. With the mask and hood on, dude didn't even have to karate chop anybody; that glower could knock them out cold.
Posted by: Nelly
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Glowering was his superpower. Detached far away look while doing bloody mayhem was Charles Bronson's.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (ctrM5)

208 They don’t hate America, it’s Americans that they hate.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (+26Ub)

209 Pencil thin mustaches are better for sneering villains though. Lee Van Cleef is an exception but he glowers more than sneers.

Good grief, that man could express with his eyes. Premise was silly but Van Cleef did a show in the early 80's called 'The Master' where he played a Ninja. With the mask and hood on, dude didn't even have to karate chop anybody; that glower could knock them out cold.
Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 12:51 PM (pSknm)

I've read that one of the reasons Thomas Dewey lost to Harry S. Truman was that women didn't like Dewey's mustache.

Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (rj6Yv)

210 Glad you're feeling better, Ace.

And yes. CNN despised America and Americans.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (D6+4s)

211 That interview of Taylor Lorenz on CNN going around is something else.

As far as I can tell she's totally in love with her new revolutionary hero Luigi Mangione, and that's OK because America has "always lionized murderers".

I'd try explaining the difference between infamy and lionization or a bank robber in the 1930s and a cold-blooded assassin to Taylor, but I'm certain it would all go over her helium-filled head.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (6ydKt)

212 Biden's speech tonight: Trump, socia security, come on fat, Trump , no lie , grfatrsptum, fairness, Trump. Thank gnu

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (6TePA)

213 I kinda like the upturned Kaiser Wilhelm 'stache. Another one that's good for villains.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

214 Their audience is literally dying off as we speak. Cable and even broadcast news consumption is more a boomer and silent thing plus mebbe some older Gen X.

-

We were watching ABC on a Saturday recently and a Lifelock infomercial came on at 730 or so PM. That was mind blowing. We're probably ten years from seeing the big three not collapse, but whatever it would be called when they're the equivalent to BET to regular viewers.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 15, 2025 12:54 PM (bk+Z+)

215 April 11, 1951, was when Trum relieved MacArthur of command.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:54 PM (x/V3P)

216 Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (D6+4s)

{rubs eyes} 🫡

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 12:54 PM (kgjcL)

217 We already do reparations for Natives. We pay for their healthcare, their schools, and their welfare. And up here, at least, we set up their Native corporations, which pay them dividends. Then the government provides set-asides for Native construction corporations and pays them very well for mediocre work. And all they do is blame whitey because so many of them haven't figured out how to make a living.

Now, shall we do the same for blacks, who haven't been slaves for 150 years, who have set-asides for government contracts, and who have routinely been given affirmative action props, and still 1/4 of them cannot figure out how to make a living?

There are a great many more poor whites than poor anything elses. Do we give them the reparations? WTF?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (eQO/Z)

218 Haven't tried driving yet. It's only been 5 days and distance vision has been prefect almost since the surgery but one eye is mid range and has been the wonky one and I have a miserable parking space in the garage which is hell to get in and out of so a little nervous.
The visual acuity is amazing though. I see so much better than I ever did with glasses. Colors so vivid. This is height of flowering trees here in Bethesda and it is just gorgeous.

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)

219 ack

Truman

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (x/V3P)

220 78 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2025 12:35 PM (KQk9m)

I can't imagine that Biden is functional enough to do that. AI sure is a handy tool for propaganda.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (Sf2cq)

221 Burt Reynolds would like word with you guys.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 15, 2025 12:45 PM

So would Wilford Brimley!
Posted by: Minnfidel

Yes, and that word is Daya-beetus.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (lIio7)

222 Ike Beats United States To Death!
-- March 28, 1969

Posted by: NY Post headline at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (mZtdJ)

223 Taylor should realize that A) Luigi is going to PMITA Prison for life. And B) Even if he wasn't she's way too old for him. She's old enough to be his Grandma.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (ewjUl)

224 Point is, some the truly evil shit is financed by rake-off taken from popular programs. A la carte would end all that. Buy only the channels you want.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Take a congressional law. FCC has no authority over cable but ironically the packaging of expensive items like ESPN crammed into cable packages is causing people to cut the cord.

Who knew raising prices to support crappy tv programs that insult the viewer causes less people to buy your product? Obviously Disney didn't.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (ctrM5)

225 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
Posted by: steevy
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And no one with a brain will give a wet fart about it. The Dems are really stupid if they think Biden has any credibility in the tank for voters.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:36 PM (ctrM5)
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This "speech" will be an in-kind donation to the Trump campaign.

The lefties just spent the last month belatedly admitting that Biden is mentally incapacitated. So now the grand strategery is to wheel out the retard to screech about ... something?

It's good to have enemies who are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

226 219 ack

Truman
Posted by: Anna Puma

Original comment was funnier

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (EGSGm)

227 They discovered that the system could, with ~98% accuracy, determine the race of the person in the x-ray. Radiologists were consulted, they said that there's absolutely no difference whatsoever, so the system was scrapped as it was, obviously, racist.

At not one time did anyone suggest trying to determine how the system could decide on the race of the person based on x-rays. They just declared it unknowable and moved on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (ExV1e)

how in the hell can they just dismiss this? i mean, i know how they can, but how did not a single person involved do something to further study this?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (nXhwP)

228 I remember when ex presidents kept their fucking mouths shut after losing or leaving office.

You've already forgotten Obama?! Congratulations!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (WPL6O)

229
Kaiser Billy had the best 'stache.

But the amount of wax necessary to produce the longhorn effect was a primary cause of WW1.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (j4U/Z)

230 I kinda like the upturned Kaiser Wilhelm 'stache. Another one that's good for villains.
Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

In that case, Rollie Fingers probably deserves a mention.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (dGCAG)

231
Maybe Luntz is feeling Spring in the air and has muskrat love.

Posted by: Anna Puma

If Luntz has a mock up of the WH Oval Office inside his home, who plays Monica Lewinsky for him in his fantasy?

Tell me that it's Kevin McCarthy. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (xG4kz)

232 223 Taylor should realize that A) Luigi is going to PMITA Prison for life. And B) Even if he wasn't she's way too old for him. She's old enough to be his Grandma.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Even if she visited him in prison for conjugal rights, he couldn't rise to the occasion if you know what I mean. One of consequences apparently from his botched back surgery supposedly.

Plus, he doesn't have kids for Lorenz to mold into troons or worse.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:57 PM (ctrM5)

233 Speaking of "reparations" I just read a recent reddit thread where all the educated libs lectured Trump that there is no such thing as biological race because it's all a social construct and talking about biological race is what makes makes him most racist of all.

So they won't mind if we cancel funding to research diseases that hit blacks more?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2025 12:57 PM (KLKSV)

234 I would like the Left to be open and describe the America they would love. It would be good for the citizens to know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 12:57 PM (jc0TO)

235 They discovered that the system could, with ~98% accuracy, determine the race of the person in the x-ray. Radiologists were consulted, they said that there's absolutely no difference whatsoever, so the system was scrapped as it was, obviously, racist.

At not one time did anyone suggest trying to determine how the system could decide on the race of the person based on x-rays. They just declared it unknowable and moved on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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It's worth looking up the banned Ted Talk if you haven't seen it.

You aren't allowed to do actual science because true scientific discovery will break Science.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 15, 2025 12:57 PM (bk+Z+)

236
Biden is going to give a speech today

What the...?

Who cares? You had your shot, a-hole, and blew it. Badly.

You lost and you're senile.

Go back to crapping your pants and eating ice cream.

The Democrats are in dire straights in this moldy leftover is their New Great Hope.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2025 12:57 PM (iJfKG)

237 If Luntz has a mock up of the WH Oval Office inside his home, who plays Monica Lewinsky for him in his fantasy?

Tell me that it's Kevin McCarthy. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison!
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TMI

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:58 PM (ctrM5)

238 how in the hell can they just dismiss this? i mean, i know how they can, but how did not a single person involved do something to further study this?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler
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It's easy when you think about it.

The people involved wanted to continue working and feeding their families.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men's resources matter to women, women's weight matters to men at April 15, 2025 12:58 PM (bk+Z+)

239
Biden's speech tonight: Trump, socia security, come on fat, Trump , no lie , grfatrsptum, fairness, Trump. Thank gnu

Posted by: Smell the Glove

... behind the gym, right now pal, pushups, little girl hair sniff off, shower with Naomi

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 12:59 PM (xG4kz)

240 Taylor Lorenz is a disgusting human being profiting off tragedy to improve hr ratings. I wish it would stop being posted on X. She deserves to be forgotten, to lionized.

Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)

241 Has this Steve Miller press availability been mentioned?

He eats the Press alive.

https://tinyurl.com/4ukafe89

Truly the Gangster of Love.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 01:00 PM (jc0TO)

242 Frank Luntz's Wighat is looking Dapper.
Posted by: garrett
......

Does he wash it with his underwear on gentle cycle?

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2025 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

243
Biden brings up the Sainted Beau tonight -- Y/N?

Definitely, "YES"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 01:00 PM (xG4kz)

244 Illustrating what a lightweight Dave Smith is.

A 10-minute clip https://tinyurl.com/44zkspu2

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 01:00 PM (RIvkX)

245 Taylor Lorenz is a disgusting human being profiting off tragedy to improve hr ratings. I wish it would stop being posted on X. She deserves to be forgotten, to lionized.

She does, but mocking her is too much fun.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2025 01:00 PM (KLKSV)

246 Haven't tried driving yet. It's only been 5 days and distance vision has been prefect almost since the surgery but one eye is mid range and has been the wonky one and I have a miserable parking space in the garage which is hell to get in and out of so a little nervous.
The visual acuity is amazing though. I see so much better than I ever did with glasses. Colors so vivid. This is height of flowering trees here in Bethesda and it is just gorgeous.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)

That's great news. I waited until both eyes had healed before I started driving again. The biggest charge was that my vision was so good that I could see the facial expressions of the drivers' faces in opposing traffic. It was so astounding that I nearly collided with the cars in front of me a couple of times. I celebrated by purchasing two pairs of sunglasses.

Posted by: mrp at April 15, 2025 01:01 PM (rj6Yv)

247 Even if she visited him in prison for conjugal rights, he couldn't rise to the occasion if you know what I mean. One of consequences apparently from his botched back surgery supposedly.

Plus, he doesn't have kids for Lorenz to mold into troons or worse.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:57 PM (ctrM5)

A brief application of traction could fix what ails him.

Posted by: Jack Ketch at April 15, 2025 01:01 PM (8zz6B)

248 >>Illustrating what a lightweight Dave Smith is.

Careful. You might get maligned.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 01:01 PM (X1wUG)

249 Slightly hyperextended my knee yesterday[ . . . ]
Posted by: pookysgirl, keeping things together by sheer will alone at April 15, 2025 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

Heat and cold alternated to get the swelling down. Heating pad and ice in a ziploc bag if you can. There are some roll ons that also help with inflammation, the menthol ones do some good.

Hot iron is contraindicated here.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 01:01 PM (D7oie)

250 I will follow in Trump's footsteps!

I was robbed of my inevitable second term by Democrat shenanigans!

I announce my candidacy for President in the 2028 election!

I will Make American Grift Again!

Posted by: Newly Invigorated Jospeh R. Biden at April 15, 2025 01:02 PM (w9Wax)

251 You might be cool, but you'll never be "Gene Shalit holding a bassoon cool".

https://is.gd/oXkzRu

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 15, 2025 01:02 PM (PiwSw)

252 how in the hell can they just dismiss this? i mean, i know how they can, but how did not a single person involved do something to further study this?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (nXhwP)

I watched a video snippet earlier today where some black woman was saying that black women got fat due to racism. Her reasoning was that even following a diet perfectly, black women tended to lose less weight and slower than white women.

Health/medical situations keep slapping people in the face with "there's a difference" and no one can say "maybe we should find out what it is and the ramifications of the that difference". Nope, we're all the same... race is a social construct... *puts hands over ears* I am not listening to Jeffrey.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:02 PM (ExV1e)

253 Kudos for A Place For Mom for finding an assisted living with excellent wifi so that Taylor Lorenz can continue her influencing career.

Posted by: Ice Cream AND Pudding, Too! at April 15, 2025 01:02 PM (G5+As)

254 Taylor Lorenz is a disgusting human being profiting off tragedy to improve hr ratings. I wish it would stop being posted on X. She deserves to be forgotten, to lionized.
Posted by: Sharon(mwillow's apprentice) at April 15, 2025 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)
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I like her. Every time she opens her filthy yap, Trump's approvals increase. Same with AOC, that Crockett crotch-rot THOT, David Fogg, the pasty white fart guy, etc. We should be thankful our enemies are so goofy and self-destructive.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

255 Point is, some the truly evil shit is financed by rake-off taken from popular programs. A la carte would end all that. Buy only the channels you want.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (8zz6B)

-- --

That's what streaming was supposed to do, an a lot of people took them up on the offer.

What I suspect is going to happen is that a lot of big media and big cable/sat companies are going to keep merging until we get three or four companies that control the entire chain from media creation to delivery via internet fiber or satellite plus mobile coverage and telephone landlines thrown in.

You'll get an internet package with options to buy different streaming services and "Bundles" of various options, none of which are what you exactly want, just like before, only all through one app controlled by the provider.

And then you'll have other streaming companies that are outside of that network, like a Netflix, that you can get separately, just like now.

I might be wrong, but I don't know any other way for these huge corps to save themselves after going woke and almost broke.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 01:03 PM (6ydKt)

256 You might be cool, but you'll never be "Gene Shalit holding a bassoon cool".

https://is.gd/oXkzRu
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 15, 2025 01:02 PM (PiwSw)

I love this!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 15, 2025 01:04 PM (6xRrr)

257 Dana Gash, amirite?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 15, 2025 01:04 PM (9EO0O)

258 Kaiser Billy had the best 'stache.

But the amount of wax necessary to produce the longhorn effect was a primary cause of WW1.

Posted by: Auspex at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (j4U/Z)

Now there is a NY Times Bestseller History book. WWI was actually caused by the German need to colonize Africa to insure the supply of mustache wax. Just make sure to have it written by a black handicapped lesbian, and you're golden.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2025 01:05 PM (bawFb)

259 At least you might get a cogent discussion on Healthcare policy out of him.

Thinking about a healthcare discussion with Mola Ram; thank you for the laugh. I've forgotten that actors name who played him but the absolute glee he showed during the sacrifice scenes was impressive. Dude was probably hilarious socially.

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 01:05 PM (pSknm)

260 might be seen as petty (IDGAF) but if I were running the White House I'd pull CNN's pass for a couple months. Maybe forever. Make them report from some location off the White House grounds... like in a satellite truck parked on PA Ave. Harass them with dogs every hour and search the truck for contraband.
==
I am shocked that they haven't gone to a digital format. Repurposed the space to something useful. No reason they can't increase access astronomically, and usurp the monopoly power of the Washington correspondent ass.

Posted by: Day 1 at April 15, 2025 01:05 PM (qlIEW)

261 I've read that one of the reasons Thomas E. Dewey lost to Harry S. Truman was that women didn't like Dewey's mustache.
———-

It could be they cheated, too. What are the odds a Republican would lose after a Democrat had been in the White House four (4) terms? Politics has an ebb and flow to it.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 01:05 PM (J48Co)

262 >>You might be cool, but you'll never be "Gene Shalit holding a bassoon cool".

Gene always reminded me of a Gay guy doing Vince Guaraldi Cosplay

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 01:05 PM (X1wUG)

263 I thought not having net neutrality was going to destroy the web and streaming? Did they decide to postpone or cancel the web destruction?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:06 PM (kgjcL)

264 217
There are a great many more poor whites than poor anything elses. Do we give them the reparations? WTF?
Posted by: tcn in AK

What is interesting about the money set aside for Native Americans is they way it’s dispersed. It doesn’t go directly to the population, it’s dispersed by the tribe. Could there be fraud with this? Sacre bleu! What a thought!

Also, this money is for recognized tribes, of which there are many not under the umbrella. There was an attempt to kind of group the miscellaneous, but the big tribes are (again, Sacre Bleu!) tribal about it and (hahah) and make it really hard for the smaller groups.

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2025 01:06 PM (pZEOD)

265 248 >>Illustrating what a lightweight Dave Smith is.

Careful. You might get maligned.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 01:01 PM (X1wUG)

Don't be such a baby, you guys are just wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:06 PM (dGCAG)

266 228 I remember when ex presidents kept their fucking mouths shut after losing or leaving office.

You've already forgotten Obama?! Congratulations!
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Forgotten, never. He's the Beard-clown who started all this eternal spotlight, never leave the stage bullshit.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at April 15, 2025 01:07 PM (F/35S)

267 I like her. Every time she opens her filthy yap, Trump's approvals increase. Same with AOC, that Crockett crotch-rot THOT, David Fogg, the pasty white fart guy, etc. We should be thankful our enemies are so goofy and self-destructive
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Don't forget about me!!! My head neck ratio is off the charts!!!!

Posted by: Shifty schiff at April 15, 2025 01:07 PM (qlIEW)

268 I might be wrong, but I don't know any other way for these huge corps to save themselves after going woke and almost broke.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 15, 2025 01:03 PM (6ydKt)

For everyone who absolutely must have something on the TV to watch 24/7: torrenting. Steal the fuckers' content. They hate us and want us dead, so it's absolutely ethical for us to steal their shit.

Posted by: Jack Ketch at April 15, 2025 01:07 PM (8zz6B)

269 OT: I still haven't decided if the cougar with the low cut blouse and big jugs in the ads on this website is attractive.

I don't know, it's close, it's just something is slightly off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)

Sounds like a problem cured by one more beer.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (FCbAQ)

270 Who has more back hair-Elliot Gould or Gene Shellfish?

Posted by: Lonely and Hirsute at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (G5+As)

271 Taylor Lorenz hasn't been this enamored of an assassin since she tried to date Brutus.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (77rzZ)

272 >>Don't be such a baby, you guys are just wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:06 PM (dGCAG)

Not done playing the Fool, I see.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (X1wUG)

273 wonderful World of Wildlife willowed ---from the Art Thread

damn! ok officially willowed but the raptors around here .. I walked outside a few days ago, midday! with my cat (holding him, we have too many raptors and he is too dumb) and a owl just whooshed right by my face

no sound with those mofos - at least the hawks call and stuff! creepy. wanted my cat!

Great Horned Owls are silent but deadly, and they will hunt the household pets
but now we also have the coyote threat upon us

Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (dCxaZ)

274 Smith is trying to be one of the cool kids...by repeating their lies.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (g47mK)

275 Realize I am very late but just wanted to say RIP Jewells.

Posted by: Mick at April 15, 2025 01:09 PM (gYvAB)

276 239
Biden's speech tonight: Trump, socia security, come on fat, Trump , no lie , grfatrsptum, fairness, Trump. Thank gnu

Posted by: Smell the Glove

... behind the gym, right now pal, pushups, little girl hair sniff off, shower with Naomi
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 15, 2025 12:59 PM (xG4kz)

Wait... late to the game is Biden putting on an audition for a shadow government tonight?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2025 01:10 PM (OA79/)

277 Great Horned Owls are silent but deadly

Does that excuse actually work?

Who farted? Looks around... oh, there's a Great Horned Owl.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:10 PM (ExV1e)

278 They discovered that the system could, with ~98% accuracy, determine the race of the person in the x-ray. Radiologists were consulted, they said that there's absolutely no difference whatsoever, so the system was scrapped as it was, obviously, racist.

At not one time did anyone suggest trying to determine how the system could decide on the race of the person based on x-rays. They just declared it unknowable and moved on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 12:52 PM (ExV1e)

how in the hell can they just dismiss this? i mean, i know how they can, but how did not a single person involved do something to further study this?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (nXhwP)
__________

It's insane that races who are obvious to tell apart just by looking at them -- nobody is gonna confuse The Blade with a black dude -- somehow is made sinister when radiology can detect more subtle physical differences. There's nothing racist or offensive in saying that different races are ... well ... different. But this would fly in the fact of leftwing orthodoxy that all races are exactly the same and no amount of data will change that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

279 270 Who has more back hair-Elliot Gould or Gene Shellfish?
==========================
George "The Animal" Steele

https://tinyurl.com/2kx4vm5t

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at April 15, 2025 01:10 PM (F/35S)

280 how in the hell can they just dismiss this? i mean, i know how they can, but how did not a single person involved do something to further study this?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 15, 2025 12:56 PM (nXhwP)

do you remember my much disliked commentary on "basic cultural myths" which are foundational to acceptable behaviors and beliefs? And how you can spot them by the way that it is totally inadmissable to discuss them in any way, even if their dismissal is deleterious?

"There is no difference between whites and blacks" is one of them.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 01:10 PM (D7oie)

281 I am glad out of people who could have come on that stupid program it was Doug Murray. Rogan and Smith regretted it. They nitpicked and obfuscated, and it all broke against ice logic and facts.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 01:11 PM (g47mK)

282 I will Make American Grift Again!
Posted by: Newly Invigorated Jospeh R. Biden at April 15, 2025 01:02 PM (w9Wax)

"I want grifting reopened right now! Get those NGOs back in here! Turn those machines back on!! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!"
-J. Mortimer Biden

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 01:11 PM (Dv3i1)

283 270 Who has more back hair-Elliot Gould or Gene Shellfish?
Posted by: Lonely and Hirsute at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (G5+As)

Alex, the question is who is Rachel ziegler?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 15, 2025 01:11 PM (OA79/)

284 _____

Not sure. But Tom Selleck has the best mustache. It is known.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (udNnQ)

Fight me!
--Sam Elliot

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at April 15, 2025 01:12 PM (BSwWN)

285 270 Who has more back hair-Elliot Gould or Gene Shellfish?

Yawn.

Posted by: Zombie Harambe, Hair still perfect at April 15, 2025 01:14 PM (w9Wax)

286 Who farted? Looks around... oh, there's a Great Horned Owl.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

That's just what the penguins want us to think.

Posted by: Bulg at April 15, 2025 01:14 PM (77rzZ)

287 Don't be such a baby, you guys are just wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:06 PM (dGCAG)
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Not done playing the Fool, I see.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 01:08 PM (X1wUG)

It's possible you really don't realize how you are wrong, but I always thought you were smarter than that.

It's ok. I won't keep picking on you, that would be punching down.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:14 PM (dGCAG)

288

British Prime Minister Kier Starmer has removed scores of historical artworks from 10 Downing Street and replaced them with objectively awful drawings in the name of ‘diversity’.

https://t.ly/5fxtm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 01:14 PM (63Dwl)

289 Jogging at night once, with tall pine trees on either side of the road, a Great Horned Owl swooped down, brushing my face with soft feathers. Never heard anything until it happened. He/she landed on the other side, looking quite pleased that it scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: Animal Antics at April 15, 2025 01:15 PM (G5+As)

290 Who has more back hair-Elliot Gould or Gene Shellfish?
==========================
George "The Animal" Steele

Rookies.

Posted by: Dutch Mantell at April 15, 2025 01:15 PM (Kxb1A)

291 284 _____

Not sure. But Tom Selleck has the best mustache. It is known.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (udNnQ)

Fight me!
--Sam Elliot
Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at April 15, 2025 01:12 PM (BSwWN)
__________________________

Pikers...the lot of you!!

Posted by: Snidley Whiplash at April 15, 2025 01:15 PM (dIske)

292 Don't know who any of these people are but Dave Smith appears to be a fucking dumbass.

Apparently the time since a terrorist event is inverse to how much it matters or can be acted upon?

"It's 2025 now."

Oh please do fuck off with your bullshit. No time for this kind of mental faggotry.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:16 PM (kgjcL)

293 I am glad out of people who could have come on that stupid program it was Doug Murray. Rogan and Smith regretted it. They nitpicked and obfuscated, and it all broke against ice logic and facts.
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 01:11 PM (g47mK)

Murray's "facts" came down to the "fact" that pompous assholes like him think people aren't entitled to speak out, if they're not recognized as an "expert" by people like Douglas Murray.

Who isn't an expert on anything other than being a smug fag.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:16 PM (dGCAG)

294 270 Who has more back hair-Elliot Gould or Gene Shellfish?
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James Caan comes to mind.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 15, 2025 01:16 PM (pZ64F)

295
Not sure. But Tom Selleck has the best mustache. It is known.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 12:34 PM (udNnQ)

Fight me!
--Sam Elliot
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I'm dead, and mine is still growin'

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at April 15, 2025 01:16 PM (qlIEW)

296 It is very simple: If you hate America, leave. Go to your utopia and leave us the hell alone. But they won't, because then they would have nothing to bitch and moan about and they wouldn't have everyone adore them for being "edgy" or whatever the hell they think they are.

It is rather like liberals in the Catholic Church: If the Church is leaving you miserable, please go elsewhere. Pretty sure there are options besides whining. But they don't leave, because if they do, they no longer have a bully pulpit and can't bitch about how superior their vision of the Church is. They are wrong, but they stay and annoy everyone.

Get with it, or get out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 01:16 PM (eQO/Z)

297 British Prime Minister Kier Starmer has removed scores of historical artworks from 10 Downing Street and replaced them with objectively awful drawings in the name of ‘diversity’.
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Thus proving the arguments of the ever growing crowd of anti-DEI folks. Thanks, Starmer

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

298 I might be wrong, but I don't know any other way for these huge corps to save themselves after going woke and almost broke.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

They aren't going to save themselves. All of those networks have lost market capitalization as Wall Street has written them off as legacy corporations and so what will happen is they will try to grab every nickel from their elderly and shrinking audience before they die.

They don't have the ability to buy the pipes anymore and even Comcast, who does own the pipes plus the content is ready to throw out cable properties no longer bringing in the bux for ads.

Disney is relying on its dying movie appeal and wants to spin off (throw away legacy properties like ESPN and ABC) and CBS is being bought by Larry Ellison's son (and I expect Larry's money).

The alphabet networks are joining the ghostly chorus of radio and newspapers before them where they may be around in some form but no longer the dynastic powers they once had on Americans. And in some cases, self inflicted as they wanted the melting point model thrown out and now there is a whole nother media culture catering to ethnics that could care less about the alphabets.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 01:17 PM (ctrM5)

299 Glad you're feeling better, Ace.

And yes. CNN despised America and Americans.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2025 12:53 PM (D6+4s)

Hello LadyL!!!

Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2025 01:17 PM (vf0Y9)

300 The way Murray exposed Smith's complete and utter ignorance was profound. And Smith's bitchy way of hiding behind "I just have an opinion, shouldn't I have an opinion?" and , "I did not say Gaza is a concentration camp, I just said it has elements of a concentration camp". What a little coward. Rogan, for the most, part kept his mouth shut, since he knew it was not his sandbox. But even the stuff he chimed in, you can tell he absolutely could not follow the conversation. Too many facts, and references that were completely unknown to him.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 01:17 PM (g47mK)

301 Also I looked up Dave Smith and it says he's a "comedian".

Sorry, you don't get to be a comedian AND a geopolitical expert. That not how reality works.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (kgjcL)

302 British Prime Minister Kier Starmer has removed scores of historical artworks from 10 Downing Street and replaced them with objectively awful drawings in the name of ‘diversity’.

Say what you will, the man's checks clear!

Posted by: Hunter at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (B46kE)

303 When leftists deny it, you know it is true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (17s+e)

304 Don't know who any of these people are but Dave Smith appears to be a fucking dumbass.

Apparently the time since a terrorist event is inverse to how much it matters or can be acted upon?

"It's 2025 now."

Oh please do fuck off with your bullshit. No time for this kind of mental faggotry.
Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:16 PM (kgjcL)

Smith believes Israel is guilty of genocide.

That may be 180 degrees opposed to your point of view, but it doesn't make him dumb. Or gay.

By some definitions, they are guilty of genocide. But a lot of people think Israel deserves a pass.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (dGCAG)

305 Jogging at night once, with tall pine trees on either side of the road, a Great Horned Owl swooped down, brushing my face with soft feathers. Never heard anything until it happened. He/she landed on the other side, looking quite pleased that it scared the crap out of me.
Posted by: Animal Antics at April 15, 2025 01:15 PM (G5+As)

I was counting coup. You're now a notch on my coup stick.

Posted by: Great Horned Owl at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (Aqu9a)

306 Who has more back hair-Elliot Gould or Gene Shellfish?
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George "The Animal" Steele

https://tinyurl.com/2kx4vm5t
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at April 15, 2025 01:10 PM (F/35S)
_____

Steele was in fact an accomplished college athlete and intelligent man with graduate degrees. He only got into wrestling to make a few extra bucks. His original persona was not an animal. That came later, when he started to become popular and needed a gimmick. His dumb-animal persona is completely made up. There are interviews of him as his real self. He's articulate and intelligent.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

307 Mario and Luigi mustaches >>>>>>>>>> All other mustaches

Posted by: Doof at April 15, 2025 01:19 PM (vf0Y9)

308 My field of expertise and knowledge has been vilified and pooh-poohed to no end. I am ready to have been proven right!

Posted by: Professor Noggin, Doktor of Phrenology at April 15, 2025 01:19 PM (G5+As)

309 It is rather like liberals in the Catholic Church: If the Church is leaving you miserable, please go elsewhere. Pretty sure there are options besides whining. But they don't leave, because if they do, they no longer have a bully pulpit and can't bitch about how superior their vision of the Church is. They are wrong, but they stay and annoy everyone.

Get with it, or get out.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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It is a bit difficult when leftists infest the leadership of churches as they prefer the faithful leave instead. Leftists prefer to rule over ruins instead of doing what the Lord wants.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 01:19 PM (ctrM5)

310 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
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The only watchable part will be how his "stutter" will cause him to pronounce it "shu-sure shur-a-shuree"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2025 01:19 PM (JpbSW)

311
"I did not say Gaza is a concentration camp, I just said it has elements of a concentration camp"

Sounds like "I did not say the laptop was Russian disinformation. I said it had the hallmarks of Russian disinformation."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 01:20 PM (63Dwl)

312 Sorry, you don't get to be a comedian AND a geopolitical expert. That not how reality works.
=÷=

The fck?? Really? My career and the 12 knockoffs who copied me say otherwise

Posted by: John Stewart at April 15, 2025 01:20 PM (qlIEW)

313 Sorry, you don't get to be a comedian AND a geopolitical expert. That not how reality works.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (kgjcL)

Sure you do.

Why not? Because Douglas Murray says so?

Douglas has a bachelors degree in English, by the way. He's no expert either.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:20 PM (dGCAG)

314 Jogging at night once, with tall pine trees on either side of the road, a Great Horned Owl swooped down, brushing my face with soft feathers. Never heard anything until it happened. He/she landed on the other side, looking quite pleased that it scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: Animal Antics at April 15, 2025 01:15 PM (G5+As)

yep. Trolling the hoomins again.

the BF's house backs up to the woods. One year we saw a GHO had appropriated the nest of a red tailed hawk. We watched the babies appear, through binoculars and a telescope. they are very ugly, but we enjoyed watching them grow up.
the BF said he was going to go back there to investigate, I warned him he better wear a hard hat and goggles, because mama owl was giving us the stinkeye everytime we surveilled them, even though we were a hundred yards away.

Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2025 01:21 PM (dCxaZ)

315 CNN: "We do NOT hate America 😡"

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"Some of our best friends are Nazis!"

Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 15, 2025 01:21 PM (9GWH6)

316 But I know some people around here can't fathom the idea that Israel could be wrong about anything.

So they argue like leftists.

Sorry, any reasonable person can see it. If you can't, that's because you are blinded by your ignorance.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:21 PM (dGCAG)

317 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
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The only watchable part will be how his "stutter" will cause him to pronounce it "shu-sure shur-a-shuree"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2025 01:19 PM

No worries. Hunter will be there with his pick me up kit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:21 PM (ewjUl)

318 Re: the sidebar: has Stephen Miller registered himself as an assault weapon?

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 01:22 PM (hnMW+)

319 is a bit difficult when leftists infest the leadership of churches as they prefer the faithful leave instead. Leftists prefer to rule over ruins instead of doing what the Lord wants.
==
Skin suit, demand respect. Etc etc

Posted by: Edgar at April 15, 2025 01:22 PM (qlIEW)

320 310 LOL Biden is going to give a speech today about Social Security, no doubt scare mongering about DOGE.
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The only watchable part will be how his "stutter" will cause him to pronounce it "shu-sure shur-a-shuree"
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Odds he shits himself?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 15, 2025 01:22 PM (pZ64F)

321 By some definitions, they are guilty of genocide. But a lot of people think Israel deserves a pass.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (dGCAG)

Then by those same definitions, the US is guilty of genocide during WWII. IOW, no, they are not. Defense of innocent life means just war. At no time did Israel attack anyone who did not attack first.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 01:22 PM (eQO/Z)

322 All true about George Steele. And believe it or not, Killer Khan, billed to be Mongolian, was actually Japanese and owned sushi restaurants in Tokyo. Hardly a barbarian.

Posted by: The Squared Circle at April 15, 2025 01:22 PM (G5+As)

323 "I did not say Gaza is a concentration camp, I just said it has elements of a concentration camp"
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Well, he may be right, if he would argue that it is Hamas that is running the camp. But then again, a whole lot of Gazan civilians are pro-Hamas, on the other hand, dissent is ruthlessly quashed. So, a horrific basket case then.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 01:22 PM (Dv3i1)

324 I keep thinking if you brush back Kaitlin Collin's hair, she will have a neck like Space Ghost.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 15, 2025 01:23 PM (144I4)

325 Smith believes Israel is guilty of genocide.

That may be 180 degrees opposed to your point of view, but it doesn't make him dumb. Or gay.

By some definitions, they are guilty of genocide. But a lot of people think Israel deserves a pass.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:18 PM (dGCAG)

By some definitions all countries are guilty of genocide.

You know my feelings about you, man, but I have missed something on this Dave Smith thing. It's not even about my opinion, I'm happy to listen to any opinion. However substantive his moral standing, he was spouting idiocy and I think (not sure) using Hamas facts and numbers to do it.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:23 PM (kgjcL)

326 Also I looked up Dave Smith and it says he's a "comedian".

Sorry, you don't get to be a comedian AND a geopolitical expert. That not how reality works.

==

He is just a guy with an opinion..shouldn't someone be allowed to have an opinion ? Gaza is a concentration camp, and what do you mean Hamas was elected and that there is 90% adherence to its values, and that Israel has not set foot there in 20 years?! Where did you get that ??

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 01:23 PM (g47mK)

327 >>It's possible you really don't realize how you are wrong, but I always thought you were smarter than that.

Look. You are frustrated. I get it. That mean Man Douglas Murray used all those big words and you couldn't keep up.

That's ok.

With a little reading and some effort, you too can learn.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2025 01:23 PM (X1wUG)

328 The Sun will end all life on Earth

For now, this story may sound like sci-fi. But as time goes by – a lot of time – the Sun will grow in size as it reaches the end of its life as a giant star. As it grows, the Sun will emit increasing amounts of thermal energy, and will eventually engulf all inner planets of the Solar system, including Earth. This process means that our days on Earth are numbered.

Advance mathematical models have predicted than the Sun expansion will significantly worsen air quality, as Earth temperatures rise. According to these calculations, life on Earth will be impossible by the year 1,000,002,021 – which means there are still 999,999,996 years to go until then.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2025 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

329 CNN: "We do NOT hate America 😡"

... we only hate about half of it

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2025 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

330 Removes hanging sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2025 01:24 PM (8zz6B)

331 ignorance is not bliss

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 01:25 PM (g47mK)

332 Sure you do.

Why not? Because Douglas Murray says so?

Douglas has a bachelors degree in English, by the way. He's no expert either.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2025 01:20 PM (dGCAG)

I'm fine with that, but geopolitical expert should take top billing over comedian or you're just another clown nosed moron.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:25 PM (kgjcL)

333 Sorry, you don't get to be a comedian AND a geopolitical expert. That not how reality works.

George Carlin came pretty close.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 15, 2025 01:25 PM (w9Wax)

334
232 223 Taylor should realize that A) Luigi is going to PMITA Prison for life. And B) Even if he wasn't she's way too old for him. She's old enough to be his Grandma.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Even if she visited him in prison for conjugal rights, he couldn't rise to the occasion if you know what I mean. One of consequences apparently from his botched back surgery supposedly.

Plus, he doesn't have kids for Lorenz to mold into troons or worse.
Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 12:57 PM (ctrM5)

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Luigi says he can't have sex anymore. A lot of prisoners would like to prove that wrong.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2025 01:25 PM (Ijbq0)

335 It is a bit difficult when leftists infest the leadership of churches as they prefer the faithful leave instead.

As a result, we estimate there are 45,000 Christian denominations worldwide. You're welcome!

Posted by: Luciferian Infiltration and Subversion at April 15, 2025 01:25 PM (Rfq0b)

336 A great story about reparations is the California effort:

"...those eligible for reparations should be descendants of enslaved African Americans or of a 'free Black person living in the United States prior to the end of the 19th century.'"

Unfortunately, the program suffers from a fatal flaw:

"Some experts are concerned that the current language of the eligibility criteria might open the door for individuals identifying as White to possibly receive reparations money if they prove descendance and meet the eligibility criteria."

Posted by: Oglebay at April 15, 2025 01:26 PM (MMp6W)

337 Scary thought , Rogan probably thinks that Smith is smart.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 01:26 PM (g47mK)

338 George Carlin came pretty close.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 15, 2025 01:25 PM (w9Wax)

Great example. He shot long past comedian and became an insufferable idiot instead.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:27 PM (kgjcL)

339

Who had the thicker more masculine stache?

Kaitlyn or Cheech and Chong combined

Posted by: E Buzz at April 15, 2025 01:27 PM (HM4w+)

340 It is very simple: If you hate America, leave.

Its not that simple - and never will be. Not as long as Evangelicals in the South worry about abortions in New York, while New Yorkers worry about guns in the South.

Posted by: Taking Notes at April 15, 2025 01:28 PM (pYqfI)

341 "Some experts are concerned that the current language of the eligibility criteria might open the door for individuals identifying as White to possibly receive reparations money if they prove descendance and meet the eligibility criteria."
_____

What about octaroons, or even the 1 drop rule? They are so willing now to abandon these foundational progressive ideals.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2025 01:28 PM (Dv3i1)

342 Here at Globo Mega Corp I just got a mass email from someone quitting because the company does business with Israel and won't let the Palis kill them all.

That should go well for him...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:29 PM (t0Rmr)

343 119 CNN handled that exactly wrong.
BREAKING NEWS: WE DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT HATE AMERICA , was not the way to respond.
Posted by: Ktgreat

CNN should hire you for their public relations department. By responding to Trump's comment, all they did was draw even more attention to it. These are the same geniuses who can't figure out how Trump got elected even though almost all of the media was attacking him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2025 01:29 PM (0Htd1)

344 You have to admit that George The Animal Steele's "romance" with Miss Elizabeth showed his softer, more sensitive side.

Posted by: WWF Lore at April 15, 2025 01:30 PM (G5+As)

345 I'm glad the leftists never realize when they are losing.

I really, really, really hope the judge orders Trump to disclose whether he asked Salvador to release the gangster.

Because, of course, Trump is going to say, "sorry pinch-face, but that'd be disclosing international diplomatic discussions. Ain't none of your bees wax."

And dares her to find contempt.

Because it's going to nuke so much undeserved judicial power if she does ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 15, 2025 01:30 PM (JpbSW)

346 However substantive his moral standing, he was spouting idiocy and I think (not sure) using Hamas facts and numbers to do it.
Posted by: ...
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Most outside opining has little to do with actual facts on the ground.

But quite simply Ham Ass attacked first and as a result, they are getting their ass kicked. Same thing with He's Blown Up in Lebanon. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Both Ham Ass and He's Blown Up miscalculated--Ham Ass thought the world including the Arab world would give much of a shit over them getting hammered and He's Blown Up thought that Iran could protect their sorry asses. Both made strategic level blunders in their thinking.

The Gazan people will go on but Ham Ass probably won't. He's Blown Up is already facing repercussions from their assholery in Lebanon versus rivals like the Christians, Druze, etc. and Israel decapitating much of its leadership.

Both organizations deserve to be in the lowest pits of Hell along with their followers. Fake and Gay re run of Not See ism.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 01:31 PM (ctrM5)

347 "I did not say Gaza is a concentration camp, I just said it has elements of a concentration camp"

What elements?

It's a place and there are people there.

Anything else?

They can't leave.

Well, Israel is justifiably concerned about them trying to kill Israelis. Maybe your concern should be with all the Arab Muslim countries that don't want them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:31 PM (ExV1e)

348 Some experts are concerned...

Which is, in fact, all you need to get cited as an expert.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 01:32 PM (Ag3aL)

349 that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States,” no such words regarding the president appear in the officer oath of office. This idea is highly disturbing.

My nephew is "white" but he's a quarter American Indian and has one black great grandparent. Does he get reparations?

And why would someone from a family of slave owners like Kamila Harris get reparations?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 01:32 PM (t0Rmr)

350 Luntz really needs to buy a Shatner Turbo 2000 Toupee.
Posted by: Anna Puma

************

Popeil Personal Pocket Pilar Prosthesis ™

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2025 01:33 PM (/iMjX)

351 Show of hands off all the Trad Cath's who have also said "Pope Francis is the unquestioned leader of The Church, I support him whole-heartedly, and would consider questioning him to be inappropriate. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2025 01:33 PM (Amt00)

352 Well, he may be right, if he would argue that it is Hamas that is running the camp. But then again, a whole lot of Gazan civilians are pro-Hamas, on the other hand, dissent is ruthlessly quashed. So, a horrific basket case then.
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Its an insane situation. Mostly perpetuated by people with axes to grind, grift to pocket, and a diabolical lack of prortionality and Caritas. That situation doesn't get resolved until the end is nigh. Keeping a lid on it is the best case scenario.

Posted by: Invested in hatred the returns are death and poverty at April 15, 2025 01:34 PM (qlIEW)

353 And dares her to find contempt.

Because it's going to nuke so much undeserved judicial power if she does ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Tell her that she has been drafted to go to the Southern borders to defend our nation and as a result has to resign her office as judge (can't serve actively in two branches at the same time per Constitution).

Woodrow Wilson used a similar tactic in WWI to break up the Wobblies opposition to teh war which had a stranglehold on railways. He threatened to draft them at the rank of private and courtmartial them if they did not follow orders.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 01:34 PM (ctrM5)

354 Any argument that ignores that Hamas sets up headquarters in hospitals and schools is not to be taken with any degree of seriousness, and actually should be regarded with full unrestrained contempt (if at all).

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:34 PM (kgjcL)

355
CNN.
LOL.

Posted by: Most people at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM (9Ls9M)

356 Israel and Arabs aside, Dave Smith is absolutely a lightweight and always has been.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM (BI5O2)

357 Luigi says he can't have sex anymore. A lot of prisoners would like to prove that wrong.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 15, 2025 01:25 PM

Giving the sex? No. Receiving the Sex? Yes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM (ewjUl)

358 Nood. Georgia Man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 15, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

359 I've always relied on the spray-on hair in a can. I can go from Cue Ball to Gabe Kotter in no time. Lots of success with the ladies, too.

Posted by: Garry Baldi at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (G5+As)

360 They can't leave.

Well, Israel is justifiably concerned about them trying to kill Israelis. Maybe your concern should be with all the Arab Muslim countries that don't want them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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That was actually not true that they could not leave. Many were guest dayworkers at the communities in Israel around Gaza. Ham Ass pretty much used that info for targeting Israeli civilians for 10/7.

Don't want none, don't start none.

Posted by: whig at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (ctrM5)

361 Show of hands off all the Trad Cath's who have also said "Pope Francis is the unquestioned leader of The Church, I support him whole-heartedly, and would consider questioning him to be inappropriate. "
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Quite a few who are, either afraid to appear in schism and or afraid to lose position, income etc.

There are legitimate issues. And you have an absolute right under Canon law to question and seek the truth. Which is not a license to start up your own shop.

Posted by: It's not a small thing going on now. at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (qlIEW)

362 They just hate Americans.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 15, 2025 01:37 PM (lCHt6)

363 ignorance is not bliss
Posted by: runner

*********

Then why am I smiling?

Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (/iMjX)

364 Spot on with this write-up, I really think this amazing site needs much more attention. I'll
probably be back again to see more, thanks for the advice!

Posted by: BINOMO at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (q6os5)

365 Then why am I smiling?
Posted by: muldoon at April 15, 2025 01:39 PM (/iMjX)

Because you find releases of your internal gases humorous?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2025 01:40 PM (kgjcL)

366 Why not? Because Douglas Murray says so?

Douglas has a bachelors degree in English, by the way. He's no expert either.

If it's the Douglas Murray I'm thinking of, he's a reporter for the BBC. He goes places and reports on things he sees; I listened to some of his coverage after October 7th; it was hair raising and he was only describing what he had scene on videos the Israeli military had recovered.
So, yes, I would take his word because he actually was there and learned sh*t from the locals over a stand up comedian who got his lefty outrage talking points on blewsky.

Posted by: Nelly at April 15, 2025 01:41 PM (pSknm)

367 The Crumby News Network(CNN)continues to lose its viewers and credibility as it sinks like rock

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 15, 2025 04:14 PM (wGqjj)

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