Quick Hits

China is attempting to starve Britain of coke, a crucial ingredient in making steel.

The British Navy had to guard a shipment of coke to keep it from being "sabotaged."

Gee, I wonder who might sabotage it.

Royal Navy ready to escort crucial fuel shipments to Scunthorpe steelworks amid 'sabotage' threats
The move would ensure a 'cargo of coking coal' reaches the UK without being intercepted or redirected
Ministers are considering deploying the Royal Navy to escort a vital fuel shipment to Scunthorpe's steelworks following yesterday's landmark takeover.
The move would ensure what's said to be a cargo of coking coal reaches the UK without being intercepted or redirected - as without fresh supplies, the furnaces would burn out and be nearly impossible to restart.
The Ministry of Defence said no decision had yet been taken on the Navy's involvement - nor have Ministers filed a formal request.
But it comes as a separate shipment of coking coal is currently sitting at Immingham port on the Humber Estuary, with no sign of unloading.
The Times reports that British Steel owners Jingye attempted to sell the shipment to an unnamed Chinese firm, which would have starved the Scunthorpe works of crucial fuel.
The Government was then forced to intervene, with police securing the shipment.
That came as MPs and peers were recalled to Parliament for a rare Saturday sitting - the first since the Queen's death in 2022 - and pushed the Steel Industry (Special Measures) Bill through both Houses in a matter of hours.
The emergency legislation empowers Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds to direct British Steel's board and staff, and allows him to enter company premises "using force if necessary".
The Government was forced to act after negotiations with Jingye broke down - with Reynolds telling Parliament that the firm had demanded "hundreds of millions of pounds" beyond the Government's offer.
The company also refused to accept conditions preventing fund transfers to China or ensuring blast furnaces were maintained.
Reynolds said it became clear Jingye intended to cancel orders for raw materials and would have "irrevocably and unilaterally closed down" Scunthorpe without intervention.
A delegation of "six to eight" Jingye executives gained access despite having their security passes revoked before barricading themselves in a room.

Let's sell all of our industrial capacity to China!

Katie Perry, Jeff Bezos' slam-piece and various other women were sent to the lowest level of orbit one could call "sorta space" for fifteen minutesby a man.

Katy Perry thinks she's a Real Astronaut now.

The General
@GeneralMCNews
BREAKING: Katy Perry said she felt deeply connected to the "strong divine feminine" after her spaceflight alongside an all-female crew.

Showing off their boobs and butts in form-fitting costumes (more costumes than space-suits) by a man counts as one of the greatest triumphs of feminism.

Apparently the Real Astronauts vetoed pockets on their costumes, because pockets would make their hips look big. I remember Neil Armstrong having the same complaint, but he wasn't a Strong Empowered Woman so he just accepted the unflattering pockets.

Chloe Cole
@ChoooCole
The "historic" all female rocket barely even touches what is technically considered "space"
On the right is Elon’s Falcon 9 orbital rocket, the booster alone goes twice as high as the Katy Perry rocket.
I'm all for women’s achievements but this is not one of them...

Had enough yet?

WOKE. IN. SPACE! CBS Host Apologizes for Saying 'Mankind': 'I'm Sorry. I'm Sorry'

In space, no one can hear you scream; but the aliens can apparently pick up your virtue signals on their scanners. CBS Mornings co-host Vlad Duthiers was sending out distress calls during Monday's show after he was scolded by Dr. Mae Jemison (the first black woman in space) because he used the highly offensive term "mankind" to refer to the entire human species.
As they were sitting the West Texas desert, awaiting the launch of the Blue Origin rocket that would take their friend and co-host Gayle King to "space," Duthiers received his first scolding by Jemison when he tried to tee her up to rebuke those who were supposedly downplaying the launch because the passengers were all women:

DUTHIERS: You heard Amanda Nguyen tell me in the interview that she's conducting science experiments on this voyage, which I don't think a lot of people knew. They thought it was just six women going up into space for a joyride.
JEMISON: Wait, what do you mean just six women?
DUTHIERS: Well, that's what I mean! That was the criticism!
JEMISON: It is six women.
DUTHIERS: That's right!
BURLESON: Right. Right. Right.
"But he's speaking to the perspective and some of the narrative that's are out there," co-host Nate Burleson added, trying to defend Duthiers, who added: "The narratives that are out there, that I was hoping to correct with this interview. And I'm glad you're here to help me correct that narrative."

Surprise! Boston Mayor and Sanctuary Resistance Heroin Michelle Wu is being bankrolled by a man listed as an agent of a Chinese intelligence agency.

Boston Democratic Mayor Michelle Wu's 2021 campaign received hundreds of thousands of dollars from a fundraiser who is listed by a Chinese intelligence agency as an official, a Daily Caller News Foundation investigation discovered.
Gary Yu, the founder of Boston International Media Consulting, helped raise over $300,000 for Wu with the help of a Chinese civic association he leads. However, Yu -- whose Chinese name is Yu Guoliang -- is listed as an official by an agency of a Chinese Communist Party (CCP) influence and intelligence service called the United Front Work Department (UFWD), and also operates as a recruiter for the Chinese government, according to reports from the CCP, Chinese state media and civic associations led by Yu.
"The Communist Party's UFWD never rests," author and China expert Gordon Chang told the DCNF. "There is no ethnic Chinese official in America who is not targeted. It's time for law enforcement to investigate the CCP's ties to Gary Yu and Yu's ties to Mayor Michelle Wu."
Wu has risen to national prominence as a central figure in the Democratic resistance to Trump's border and deportation policies. Wu recently defended her city's refusal to cooperate with immigration officials during her March 19, 2025 "State of the City" address, during which she criticized "presidents who think they are kings," prompting the White House to fire back the next day with a press release labeling Wu a "radical mayor" who "puts violent criminal illegal aliens first."
"Wu's ultra-leftism makes her the perfect candidate for CCP recruitment and capture," Chang said. "Or do we have it backward? Is her ultra-leftism the result of CCP recruitment and capture? More than just the people of Boston would like to know."

DataRepublican (small r)

@DataRepublican

I've been thinking on the below post, about the NGO problem.
The Left is structured as a network of NGOs: ruthlessly efficient and ready to act the moment power changes hands.
The Right has no equivalent infrastructure. If I sit down and ask myself, "How would I start an NGO to implement a conservative agenda in D.C.?" ... I draw a blank. Because the dominant instinct on the Right isn't to build, it's to dismantle. Most conservative goals center on shrinking or limiting the federal government.
That creates a fundamental asymmetry. NGOs on the Left are designed to expand state power through policy scaffolding, and once federal funding flows in, it's nearly impossible to tear down. It would take an act of Congress to defund these mechanisms, and Congress rarely votes to shrink its own power.
So, we can't fight fire with fire.
As I see it, there are only three paths forward (not mutually exclusive):
1. Keep scaling the existing DOGE efforts.
2. Replace the majority of Congress with people willing to shut the spigot.
3. Trigger a Convention of States and rewrite the rules from outside the system.
Each path demands broad public support, which, again, NGOs don't need. That's part of what makes them so dangerous. They just have to win the influence of a few.

After Trump accused CNN and Magnum P.U. Star Kaitlin Collins of "hating the United States," America-hater Dana Bash interrupted the live feed to swear that noooo, no one at CNN hates the United States. They just want the US to suffer for its sins, forever. And then we'll be redeemed one day, except no we won't, because there is no redemption ever for a nation as tainted by Original Sin as the US.

But besides that -- they love the US. It's an Ike Turner kind of love, baby.

MSNBC propagandists befuddled that the UAW union president would go against the leftwing political narrative that tariffs are bad.

While the leadership of the UAW backed then-Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election -- Fain even labeled Trump a "scab" during the Democratic National Convention -- many rank-and-file members of the union backed Trump.
"Since NAFTA's inception in 1993, we've lost 90,000 manufacturing facilities in this country. Millions of jobs, and these weren't, you know, low end jobs. These were jobs that paid decent wages, had good benefits, retirement security-" Fain said before Sanders-Townsend interrupted him.
"But here's my thing... NAFTA was 30 years ago. The situation that we are dealing with right now, and I agree with you, I'm on the side of the folks that said they... did the American workers wrong, absolutely," Sanders-Townsend said. "But right now we are dealing with a situation where it's not -- these are blanket tariffs. We are dealing with situation where manufacturing is not going to come back in two weeks. So what? How, I'm just, I'm really struggling to figure to understand how UAW has aligned itself with Trump on this."

She's engaging in the usual leftist dishonest attack line of claiming, "I totally support this thing, but I also totally oppose it because the Bad Orange Man is not doing the thing I totally support in 'the right way.'"

The "right way" does not actually exist. They just always find fault with whatever Trump (or any conservative) is doing, and claim that of course they support this popular policy, they just disagree with how it's being done.

Of course they support securing the border. They just don't support any of the steps being taken to secure it.

Of course they're anti-domestic-terrorism. They just don't like the way Trump is going after domestic terrorists.

x1000. On every single issue.

Trump campaigned on imposing tariffs to help boost manufacturing in the United States. After co-host Michael Steele questioned whether the tariffs could create jobs, Fain responded.
"NAFTA is still causing us to lose jobs in this country. Our broken trade system is still causing us to lose jobs in this country and no one from either party has been willing to even address the issue for 30 plus years. That's the first thing," Fain said. "And we support tariffs as a tool, a tool in the toolbox, not the end all be all. We got to fix the broken trade system. But tariffs are a motivator to make these companies do the right thing.”

Video at the link.

I'm trying to understand NYT economics. How can what's good for the US be an obvious disaster for Europe? pic.twitter.com/JR8nDvbF3k
— Jeffrey A Tucker (@jeffreyatucker) April 14, 2025

We’ve been on the edge of oligarchy for almost 40 years according to Bernie Sanders. More cowbell!

Also, he’s been 80 years old for 40 years.
pic.twitter.com/szVQETpCDK
— Will Cain (@willcain) April 12, 2025

Bernie delivered his latest warning that "oligarchy is rapidly approaching" at Coachella, the most expensive, elitist concert in the world. Tickets start at $600 and a weekend of food, lodging and merch could cost $1000 or even $5000. It's so expensive that tickets are sold on the layaway plan.

So, the perfect rich, glitzy venue to warn about oligarchy.

Insurrection Barbie
@DefiyantlyFree
Since its inception George Soros's Open Society Foundation has given Democrat NGOs and candidates 32 BILLION DOLLARS. Talk about oligarchy.

AOC: To defeat Trump, we must defeat the system of money in politics — “The hand of oligarchy!"

Kamala had 83 billionaires donate to her campaign (compared to 52 for Trump), out-raised Trump and torched $1.5B in donor cash. pic.twitter.com/IONFzKuh1R
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 13, 2025

AOC flew out to the Coachella festival first-class. Of course.

.@AOC flew first-class to fight the oligarchy with Bernie Sanders.

This flies in the face of everything progressives stand for.

The carbon footprint of such an extravagant seat is an abomination to environmentalists.

AOC is just another hypocritical politician. Nothing more. pic.twitter.com/pQxtU4plj8
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) April 12, 2025

They covered it up:

Hoo doggie, what a day. I got hit with three problems over the weekend. First, this antihistimine I'm on keeps me awake at night. Second, I made tacos and my stomach can no longer handle spicy food. (Of course, having made a lot of taco meat, I couldn't waste it, so I kept eating it despite getting serious intestinal distress.)

Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.

Yes, I barely worked today, but just doing that took all I've got.

I am rekt.

Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM

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1 golly ace

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:22 PM (CQE5S)

2 I'll get em

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 06:22 PM (ypFCm)

3 thank you, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2025 06:23 PM (/Ghsb)

4 Three~!

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at April 14, 2025 06:23 PM (F/35S)

5 the alternative

Posted by: Ciampino - slipped out like 'a bif f...g deal'? at April 14, 2025 06:23 PM (sPQoU)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 14, 2025 06:23 PM (GYt5+)

7 Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.

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Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 06:23 PM (u73oe)

8 He's alive!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

9 I'm confused.

Britain has Coal Mines, and a surplus of Cornishmen if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at April 14, 2025 06:24 PM (F/35S)

10 Folks, today is the 25th natal anniversary of one of The Horde's slightly-regular commenters, but more importantly, one of the figures that is often discussed.

Yes, today is the 25th birthday of David Hogg, Harvard graduate, the future Mr. Thunberg-Hogg, and the Democratic nominee for President in 2032 or later!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2025 06:25 PM (0sNs1)

11 >>>Hoo doggie, what a day. I got hit with three problems over the weekend.

Sorry, Ace.

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:26 PM (CQE5S)

12 So Ace pulled a muscle on the toilet after tacos rekt his asshole?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:27 PM (aOqEy)

13 7 Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.

—————

Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 06:23 PM (u73oe)

heh

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:27 PM (CQE5S)

14 (Of course, having made a lot of taco meat, I couldn't waste it, so I kept eating it despite getting serious intestinal distress.)

Would you share your recipe?

Posted by: Chipotle at April 14, 2025 06:27 PM (0sNs1)

15 Main Street!

unusual_whales @unusual_whales 1h
The White House Senior Advisor on Trade Kevin Hasset just said, on tariff exemptions to individual companies: "When CEOs call, Trump listens" on FOX News

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (mZtdJ)

16 I think we already covered all the boobs in space jokes.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

17 You can't spell Scunthorpe without....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (6TePA)

18 England wouldn't have to be buying its coke from China if it hadn't shut down its own coal mines.

Posted by: Socratease at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (YgfoU)

19 Ace, do you still have an 𝕏 account?

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (CQE5S)

20 Where's a hot iron when you need it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (cweKM)

21 "Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days."

Slap some hot iron on it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (e5NfL)

22 Britain has a navy?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (dGCAG)

23 Showing off their boobs and butts in form-fitting costumes (more costumes than space-suits) by a man counts as one of the greatest triumphs of feminism.

Those were commissioned by Bezos' slam-piece, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (0sNs1)

24
I just watched, well, fast-forward skipped through the Bezos all-girl cock-rocket ride video.

The whole thing was just stupid. Bezos himself opened the hatch, and Lauren is the first to pop out, with her cleavage jump suit on.

Katy Perry popped out next, and actually kissed the ground in really stupid over-the-top drama queen move.

I mean, this was just stupid. No inside vulva-pit video or anything. Porn value was nill. Just stupid all around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

25 So, the perfect rich, glitzy venue to warn about oligarchy.

You misunderstand. He was advertising his services in speeding the arrival of the oligarchy to the children of the oligarchs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (ExV1e)

26 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2025 06:25 PM (0sNs1)

Another reason to thank God; My 25 year old son is not David Hogg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (42Vb+)

27 16 I think we already covered all the boobs in space jokes.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:28 PM (v0R5T

I do wonder if the pilot was sick of all the backseat driving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (aOqEy)

28
INXS Original Sin

https://youtu.be/PTULqzrhBWA?si=HOswk5eMj2s1XDo2

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (oGdsR)

29 Well forget the children, it's slaves they ar r worried about now. Guess better drop tariffs so slaves have jobs

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 06:29 PM (ypFCm)

30 Things will get dicey for the Chinese in the US if we ever go to war with China.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 14, 2025 06:30 PM (rJ48h)

31 The UK has no greater enemy than the one living inside its borders.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2025 06:30 PM (mlg/3)

32 How many network execs covering the Women's Launch were thinking "a horrible crash would be great for ratings"?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 06:30 PM (6TePA)

33 Katy Perry
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I think ace is attempting reentry.

Posted by: Q at April 14, 2025 06:30 PM (mZtdJ)

34 Did the Paper of Record really just write that it's horrible that Europe will lose industry as Chinese cheap shit floods their countries?

WTF.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (aOqEy)

35 I'm confused.

Britain has Coal Mines, and a surplus of Cornishmen if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at April 14, 2025 06:24 PM (F/35S)

I had no idea England had any ironworks left.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

36 Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something
......

if the hot iron doesn't work try masturbation therapy

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

37 Good thing they didn't have to try the historic first parallel park with the ISS.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (0sNs1)

38 "We are dealing with situation where manufacturing is not going to come back in two weeks. "

sounds just like

"drilling for more oil will take years to affect gas prices"

to me.

this is Modern Thinking at work, where long-term planning means "until the next cycle of Fat Bonus Checks comes around".

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (/Ghsb)

39 The UK has no greater enemy than the one living inside its borders.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2025 06:30 PM (mlg/3)

But enough about Parliament...

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

40 >>>Coachella, the most expensive, elitist concert in the world

Is it really? I imagine that the most expensive, elitist concerts in the world are not so widely known.

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (CQE5S)

41 I do wonder if the pilot was sick of all the backseat driving.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.....

good thing they didn't get a flat tire

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

42 Ace... Sounds like you need a good Woman to take care of you...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 06:32 PM (VE6XX)

43 I might be able to help with any international coke supply issues.

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 14, 2025 06:32 PM (0sNs1)

44 Come on, Jeff Bezos! Are you sure you couldn't have found two less self-absorbed ladies than Perry and King to go on a rocket trip with your girl? Billie Eilish must have been booked or I'm sure she would have joined that crew. Birds of a feather!

Posted by: Tracy at April 14, 2025 06:33 PM (mOyIJ)

45 >> I do wonder if the pilot was sick of all the backseat driving.

The pilot was a computer.

This was just a stupid little up and down sub-orbital flight. It got just high enough to be called "space". Landed not too far downrange from the launch site. Close enough for Bezos to get there to open the hatch when it landed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 06:33 PM (w6EFb)

46 41 I do wonder if the pilot was sick of all the backseat driving.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.....

good thing they didn't get a flat tire
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

Thank good the Ladies didn't have to parallel park the rocket...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 06:33 PM (VE6XX)

47 Tha hamassholes are willing to release 9 living and 11 dead hostages if Israel will agree to all their terms.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 06:33 PM (yp8Vj)

48 We thought you was gettin laid.

Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2025 06:34 PM (0HaGk)

49 Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.
______________________________

HOLY SNIKEYS!!!! IT FINALLY MAKES SENSE!!!! There you have it. The reason Ace hates Disney so much is that he was in line to play a dwarf in Snow White, and they went with that CGI nightmare fuel. His abdomen is connected directly to his leg with no hip. HE'S a FREAKIN LITTLE PERSON!!!

Posted by: Orson at April 14, 2025 06:34 PM (dIske)

50 47 Tha hamassholes are willing to release 9 living and 11 dead hostages if Israel will agree to all their terms.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 06:33 PM (yp8Vj)

Do it... Then break al the terms when they are released....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 06:34 PM (VE6XX)

51 Great snark from X:

Blue Origin is what you get when you buy Space X from Temu.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2025 06:34 PM (4tmpE)

52 19 Ace, do you still have an 𝕏 account?
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Yes.

https://xcancel.com/AceofSpadesHQ

For non account holders.

Posted by: Q at April 14, 2025 06:34 PM (mZtdJ)

53 I found this, but it doesn't have anything recent:

https://nitter.net/AoSHQ

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (CQE5S)

54 31 The UK has no greater enemy than the one living inside its borders.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2025 06:30 PM (mlg/3)

And sitting in its parliament.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (0Gc4Y)

55 Because the dominant instinct on the Right isn't to build, it's to dismantle. Most conservative goals center on shrinking or limiting the federal government.

I get what she is trying to say here but that's nonsense. Yes, we want to shrink the size of government but conservatives are all about construction, progress, and building. Its just private building and individual progress, not government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (ehZkr)

56 "all-female crew"

They weren't a crew. They were passengers. That's it. Nothing more.

A complete and total non-event.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (eYAt4)

57
Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.

Could be a muscle spasm. I often get intense muscle spasms in my back (torso) in which a muscle contracts and won't let up, causing great pain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (LhZ5/)

58 Birmingham was the hub for British Steel.

Time to listen to some Judas Priest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (4ol1m)

59 Ace - (Of course, having made a lot of taco meat, I couldn't waste it, so I kept eating it despite getting serious intestinal distress.)

>>

Do what I do under those circumstances; I freeze the leftovers with the knowledge certain that, later, I will thaw and then eat them. But what I really do is let them sit in the freezer for a year and then toss 'em out because of "freezer burn" or something.

Posted by: mrp at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (rj6Yv)

60 I hope you're feeling better soon, Ace. At least you're in America, where you can get an MRI relatively quickly, unlike some countries I could mention that could give you a doctor assisted suicide in a week but you'd be on a waiting list longer than the Wong section of the Tokyo phone book if you want to get treated.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (1Y0Cw)

61 Is Bezor really giving Katy Perry the shiny head treatment?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (dGCAG)

62 Missed one story today. Some bint in the Telegraph over in the UK said young hire men have problems but they should stop complaint. She suggests they should be drafted into the army...

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 06:35 PM (KQk9m)

63 I'm all for womens achievements but this is not one of them...

-

Uh oh, someone noticed things again.

Quick, attack them!

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (Qosqd)

64 Feel better ace, just don't go to Canada. They'll put you to "sleep"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (6TePA)

65 Posted by: Q at April 14, 2025 06:34 PM (mZtdJ)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (CQE5S)

66 Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.
______________________________

HOLY SNIKEYS!!!! IT FINALLY MAKES SENSE!!!! There you have it. The reason Ace hates Disney so much is that he was in line to play a dwarf in Snow White, and they went with that CGI nightmare fuel. His abdomen is connected directly to his leg with no hip. HE'S a FREAKIN LITTLE PERSON!!!
Posted by: Orson at April 14, 2025 06:34 PM (dIske)

Churchill has to be involved somehow

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (n7h9X)

67 Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.
Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM

Abdominal distress....were you, maybe lifting that leg to let rip a nasty phart? Is that how you rekt yourself?

Thems some hard gains, bruh.

On the serious side, please take care of yourself.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (MsrgL)

68
Quick Hits

Like, with a club?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (XeTAE)

69 "so I kept eating it despite getting serious intestinal distress"

Atta boy ! Colon Cleanse !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (NtVYv)

70 Birmingham was the hub for British Steel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

And now Birmingham has a Muslim mayor.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 14, 2025 06:37 PM (UEva5)

71 @ 45, yeah, Alan Shepard did the same thing in 1961

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2025 06:37 PM (/Ghsb)

72 Actually not a bad idea , with all the white men in the army the women of the UK can enjoy being raped by all the Pakistanis and other foreigners...

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 06:37 PM (KQk9m)

73 The UK has no greater enemy than the one living inside its borders.

As bad as the elites are in the USA, Britain's are a hundred times worse and even more contemptuous of the common rabble.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:38 PM (ehZkr)

74
I've had a muscle spasm so bad it lifted my hip on one side, making me look like the letter C.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 06:38 PM (LhZ5/)

75 Feel better ace, just don't go to Canada. They'll put you to "sleep"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (

Ewoks are protected in Canada. Pipelines are never built across Ewok land.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:38 PM (kTd/k)

76 Did the Paper of Record really just write that it's horrible that Europe will lose industry as Chinese cheap shit floods their countries?

WTF.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:31 PM (aOqEy)
>>

The easy answer is that the New York Times and the Washington Post are not serious news organizations.

Posted by: mrp at April 14, 2025 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)

77 I do wonder if the pilot was sick of all the backseat driving.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.....

good thing they didn't get a flat tire
-

Thank good the Ladies didn't have to parallel park the rocket...

-

(asks if they ran into a passenger jet returning to Earth, deletes)

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 06:38 PM (Qosqd)

78 Use Pepto Bismol for taco sauce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2025 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

79
btw, the common cause for my muscle spasms is Bad Posture while sitting and staring at PC for long periods of time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 06:39 PM (LhZ5/)

80 I mowed my grass today. First mowing of the season! I usually enjoy mowing, it's sort of a motorized meditation for me. But damn! That was awful. It was 65 degrees, cloudy, it rained on me, the grass was so tall and tough that I had to go over some of it twice, and the yard is really rough because of construction. My neck hurts.
I really didn't want to do it today but the forecast is the same as last week when I couldn't get it done because of rain. Waiting another week would have made it much worse. I don't have a bush hog for that situation. So I went mowing.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 06:39 PM (2J/Lj)

81 >> @ 45, yeah, Alan Shepard did the same thing in 1961

This was probably less than even that. I'm gonna try to get Grok to compare them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 06:40 PM (w6EFb)

82 And now Birmingham has a Muslim mayor.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 14, 2025 06:37 PM (UEva5)

It gets better. The 10 most populous cities in England have ass-lifter mayors.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 14, 2025 06:40 PM (4ol1m)

83 Feel better ace, just don't go to Canada. They'll put you to "sleep"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 06:36 PM (6TePA)

Yeah, they probably would, and given his list of maladies, maybe they should.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

84 Little known fact--there's an Ewok reserve on the border Alberta and BC.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:40 PM (kTd/k)

85 If I paid big bucks for ten minutes in "space", I'd be upset that the other passengers were screaming, singing, and ... whatever else was going on.

No sure if any of them actually paid their own way ... but I'm glad they landed right side up.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2025 06:40 PM (Cus5s)

86 Drink lots of water, Ace. Add electrolytes. Your colon-cleaning puts you at a risk of dehydrating.

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (CQE5S)

87 Sheffield steel.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (mZtdJ)

88 It was that extra leg lift to fart what done ace in.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (yp8Vj)

89 And Now For Another Exciting Episode Of...

Pigs...

In...

Spaaaaace!

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (X1wUG)

90 Regarding Great Britain:

Remember when the 99 year lease on Hong Kong ran out and everybody in Hong Kong said "Don't run out on us the Chinese will put their communism in us!" and Great Britain said "Pip pip cheery bye we'll not abandon you stalwart friends hum yes by jove!" and the Chinese promptly commie-shafted the Hong Kong populace and Great Britain was all "Hrm, rather, sticky wicket, rather!" and did nothing?

China remembers.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (Ft5W9)

91 You need to do more planks to strengthen your core muscles, Ace.

Then those epic shits won't strain your guts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (aOqEy)

92 Katy Perry said she felt deeply connected to the "strong divine feminine" after her spaceflight alongside an all-female crew.

This woman gets her religious inspiration from Dan Brown novels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (6ydKt)

93 Sour sniz in high altitude (not space).

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (bCMGm)

94 I see some dem Senator is demanding Trump bring the "Maryland Man" back from El Salvador.. Funny thing is... he is home....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (VE6XX)

95 that's a term I haven't heard before ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (/Ghsb)

96 They're making plans for Ace.

He has a future working for British Steel.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (mZtdJ)

97 And .... Am I the only one who could not possibly care less about chicks in space?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (2J/Lj)

98 Remember that lady in Belgium that made an appointment to be euthanized then changed her mind and the government was like "nope too late."

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (KQk9m)

99 As the saying goes, if US tariffs are bad then why are German tariffs good, or Italian or Japanese for that matter?

I don't know, I think the Globalists might just be full of shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)

100 92 Katy Perry said she felt deeply connected to the "strong divine feminine" after her spaceflight alongside an all-female crew.

An 11 minute ride ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (VE6XX)

101 Shipping coke to England for crying out loud, its coal to Manchester

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (ehZkr)

102 Ace a prayer for complete and speedy recovery.

No more tacos m'kay?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

103 I don't know, I think the Globalists might just be full of shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (XV/

I think you might be smarter than a globalist!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (aOqEy)

104 How come there is a divine feminine but no male equivalent?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (kTd/k)

105 >>Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.

How many times have we tried to tell you?

Lift with your Back!

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (X1wUG)

106 For fucks sake it was a 10 minute suborbital and the bitch thinks she's Neil Armstrong.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (KQk9m)

107
But what do I know? Ace probably has an UTI, for all I know.

Really, though, you have a spastic muscle. Improve your posture, especially while at the 'puter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (LhZ5/)

108 Hm. UK you say? Are they still a thing?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (wBaIH)

109
"It's an Ike Turner kind of love, baby"

There are trolls here that totally get that.

Posted by: Auspex at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (j4U/Z)

110 Since we're talking about wymmynz in space maybe we should do fish puns.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

111 104 How come there is a divine feminine but no male equivalent?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (kTd/k)

Zeus.

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:44 PM (CQE5S)

112 You can't spell Scunthorpe without....
Posted by: Smell the Glove

That's even the technical name for profanity-filtering errors of that sort. How do you block a cuss word without blocking other words or names that have that word embedded in them?

"The Scunthorpe Problem."

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2025 06:44 PM (DgGvY)

113
104 How come there is a divine feminine but no male equivalent?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (kTd/k)

You know. All these womenz believe Mother Nature is god and worship Lilith, the demon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:44 PM (aOqEy)

114
Oh my Lord, stupid factor even greater. The cock head capsule lands about 2 miles downrange from the launch site. The first Mercury sub-orbital flights splashdown ~300 mile downrange.

Peak g's, Mercury pulled 6g during ascent and11g briefly during re-entry.

The gals got maybe 3 - 4 minutes of free-fall zero-g before descent g's started kicking in.

IOW, Bezos cock-rocket is just stupid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 06:45 PM (w6EFb)

115 Can we shoot em back into space?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 06:45 PM (u73oe)

116 I see some dem Senator is demanding Trump bring the "Maryland Man" back from El Salvador.. Funny thing is... he is home....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (VE6XX)

You gotta admit, there's a strong legal argument for bringing him back.

He says he din't do it.

That should settle the matter.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

117 Can't believe Ace shit himself into traction.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (aOqEy)

118 How come there is a divine feminine but no male equivalent?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (kTd/k)

Zeus.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:44 PM (C

The head ape from Planet of the Apes?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (kTd/k)

119
I can tell these bitches a thing or two about women in space....

Posted by: Suni Williams at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

120 Every lunatic lefty woman I have hooked up with believes in that "Sacred Feminine" bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (KQk9m)

121 Ace's health maladies has me doubting this whole Keto Diet thang. Of course their are limits to cheap vodka and BBQ'ed street bums, and the constant anguish of falling shelving has its own health impact.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (Cus5s)

122 Coal to Newcastle... as I'm sure Wesley would tell you, were he here.

Posted by: MkY at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (cPGH3)

123
Katy Perry said she felt deeply connected to the "strong divine feminine" after her spaceflight alongside an all-female crew.

An 11 minute ride ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Not even a three hour tour!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

124 The divine feminine my foot. God cannot be a woman despite the cliché. If God were a woman she wouldn’t create the universe by her word, she would give birth to it. But that would make the universe and a female “god” one flesh. Such a “god” cannot be the transcendent spirit we know God to be. God was before the universe and will be after the universe. He is not of the same substance as the universe. He is the great I AM.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2025 06:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

125 04 How come there is a divine feminine but no male equivalent?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:43 PM (kTd/k)

You know. All these womenz believe Mother Nature is god and worship Lilith, the demon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:44 PM (aOqEy)

Funny how the diving feminine but nobody mentions a sammich and a beer.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 06:47 PM (n7h9X)

126 It's too bad that a couple of SR-71s (or Darkstars, if they exist), didn't perform a close pass on the capsule, to induce a spin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 14, 2025 06:47 PM (VNX3d)

127 Fatal Ass Traction.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 06:47 PM (mZtdJ)

128 Many say the famous Jingwe steel carried the day for the outmanned British at Agincourt.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 14, 2025 06:47 PM (MMp6W)

129 Katy Perry said she felt deeply connected to the "strong divine feminine" after her spaceflight alongside an all-female crew.

An 11 minute ride ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I think most people would consider that a really long orgasm.

Is that not what "connecting to the divine feminine" means?

Posted by: mikeski may have been misinformed at April 14, 2025 06:47 PM (DgGvY)

130 Isn't that sacred feminine shit from the dumb Da Vinci code book?

That, according to them, Jesus was just a dude and married Mary?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:47 PM (aOqEy)

131 >>> 94 I see some dem Senator is demanding Trump bring the "Maryland Man" back from El Salvador.. Funny thing is... he is home....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 06:41 PM (VE6XX)

Would be funny if the dumbass takes a trip to El Salvador to hassle Bukele, and does something stupid to get himself arrested.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (Vqx30)

132 >>The divine feminine my foot. God cannot be a woman despite the cliché. If God were a woman she wouldn’t create the universe by her word

If she has to tell the Universe...what's the point anyway?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (X1wUG)

133 I suppose all the good "one small step" jokes are already taken.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (i24o9)

134 We're lucky nobody brought up astrology from those bints. Or maybe they did and I didn't see it. And no, I don't really care about them going into space any more than anyone else (I mean, I'd like to, but longer than that).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (ehZkr)

135 IOW, Bezos cock-rocket is just stupid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 06:45 PM (w6EFb)

Don't they have airplanes that do that? When they're learning new astros how to handle Zero G, they fly them up there, let them barf in the plane, fly back below, then fly back up and have them barf some more?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

136
Can we shoot em back into space?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Their bosses didn't like 'em so they shot 'em into space.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

137 Every lunatic lefty woman I have hooked up with believes in that "Sacred Feminine" bullshit.
Posted by: steevy

That's what duct tape is for.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (4ol1m)

138 He could take the MD governor with him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (Vqx30)

139 I just got to see the video of Trump and Bukele tag-teaming Kaitlan Collins. That right there was exactly what I voted for.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (Yqpb4)

140 @116

>>You gotta admit, there's a strong legal argument for bringing him back.

He's not under the jurisdiction of the US, so unless the judge demands that we go to war with El Salvador to compel them to turn over their citizen, he's sh*t out of luck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (XV/Pl)

141
The women on the Bezos rocket were not 'passengers.' They were cargo.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 14, 2025 06:49 PM (d4X7t)

142 Should replace this valuable femanist history footage with video of bimbos in tube tops at the Slingshot carnival ride.

You know, for humankind.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 14, 2025 06:49 PM (wBaIH)

143 Can we shoot em back into space?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
.....

Mars Needs Women

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

144 Can the Divine feminine parallel park planets?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:49 PM (kTd/k)

145 >>> 140 @116

>>You gotta admit, there's a strong legal argument for bringing him back.

He's not under the jurisdiction of the US, so unless the judge demands that we go to war with El Salvador to compel them to turn over their citizen, he's sh*t out of luck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (XV/Pl)

Hey, the judge should go with the senator and governor, you know to lend prestige to them or something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 06:50 PM (Vqx30)

146 Coal to Newcastle

Whatever, one of those bad teeth towns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:50 PM (ehZkr)

147 I will offer this up, Ace...I started taking AG1 first thing each morning about 4 months ago.

I have noticed a marked improvement in my gut health and energy throughout the day.

One cup of coffee about an hour after I wake up and I am good until my coffee after dinner.

Was normally a 2-3 cup in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 1 after dinner guy.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:50 PM (X1wUG)

148 I suppose all the good "one small step" jokes are already taken.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
......

Couldn't do it. Katy broke her heels.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

149 101 Shipping coke to England for crying out loud, its coal to Manchester

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:42 PM (ehZkr)
----
Newcastle.

Posted by: Ciampino - slipped out like 'a bif f...g deal' eh? at April 14, 2025 06:50 PM (sPQoU)

150 New York Post@nypost
White House sends Congress plan to ax ‘all’ public broadcasting funds and codify DOGE aid cuts https://trib.al/KKcyGGu

-
But bye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 14, 2025 06:51 PM (L/fGl)

151 >> Don't they have airplanes that do that?

Yes, dubbed the "Vomit Comet". Aircraft flies a parabolic flight for a bit, following a free-fall trajectory. Note, it's not really free-fall, the flight has to be powered due to the aerodynamic forces, but inside, it's a free-fall briefly.

When you come down on that parabolic arc, you have to pull out, and so that pulls some heavy g's leveling out. IIRC, there's some tradeoff there on how long your simulated free-fall time vs g's to pull out.

Posted by: Suni Williams at April 14, 2025 06:51 PM (w6EFb)

152 >>> 150 New York Post@nypost
White House sends Congress plan to ax ‘all’ public broadcasting funds and codify DOGE aid cuts https://trib.al/KKcyGGu

-
But bye.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 14, 2025 06:51 PM (L/fGl)

Oh no!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 06:51 PM (Vqx30)

153 >>You gotta admit, there's a strong legal argument for bringing him back.

Really? A Court order from an Immigration Judge that has become moot by the facts on the ground?

I don't want to give any more authority to the Immigration Courts than we are forced to.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:51 PM (X1wUG)

154 Every lunatic lefty woman I have hooked up with believes in that "Sacred Feminine" bullshit.

Posted by: steevy

When i am done with them they, how you say? Worship Cthulhu.
- The Paolo

Posted by: Paolo at April 14, 2025 06:51 PM (MsrgL)

155 128, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (/Ghsb)

156 I can tell these bitches a thing or two about women in space....
Posted by: Suni Williams
......

Yeah those dummies weren't up there long enough for their perfume to wear off.

Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

157 I like how all the broads had name tags on their Spanx. Helpful when recovering bodies in a crash and other things.

Posted by: Brain Dead Whores All Of Them at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

158 NPR is a national treasure!

PBS!! Who's gonna groom the kids?

Trump is horrible!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (aOqEy)

159 Am I the only one who believes Kaitlyn Collins isn't all that attractive?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (kTd/k)

160 this antihistimine I'm on keeps me awake at night.

Go old school chlorpheniramine maleate, cheap and effective.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2025 06:53 PM (H0pbe)

161 I like how all the broads had name tags on their Spanx. Helpful when recovering bodies in a crash and other things.

Posted by: Brain Dead Whores All Of Them at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

Spanxsuits?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 06:53 PM (i24o9)

162 One of the leftist women who I'm friends with on Facebook posted about El Salvador not sending the guy back "totally unacceptable". Ok then.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 06:53 PM (6TePA)

163 >>> 158 NPR is a national treasure!

PBS!! Who's gonna groom the kids?

Trump is horrible!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (aOqEy)

"WHY DOES ORANGEMANBAD HATE BIG BIRD?!?!?!" -- leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 06:53 PM (Vqx30)

164 >> Don't they have airplanes that do that?

Yes, dubbed the "Vomit Comet". Aircraft flies a parabolic flight for a bit, following a free-fall trajectory.
Posted by: Suni Williams

Allow us to demonstrate.

https://youtu.be/LWGJA9i18Co

Posted by: OK Go at April 14, 2025 06:54 PM (DgGvY)

165 >> One of the leftist women who I'm friends with on Facebook posted about El Salvador not sending the guy back "totally unacceptable".

Send her the Picture of Elian Gonzalez getting abducted at gun point.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:54 PM (X1wUG)

166 Really? A Court order from an Immigration Judge that has become moot by the facts on the ground?

Well its one of those lawyer things, what state they were arrested in and what state they were tried in etc. Its a bunch of crap, but technically the law does state how its supposed to be done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:54 PM (ehZkr)

167 I can tell these bitches a thing or two about women in space....
Posted by: Suni Williams
......

Yeah those dummies weren't up there long enough for their perfume to wear off.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

Or need to use Lume...

On the other hand, I did see that Suni did get some good news when she got home. Her dogs recognized her!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 14, 2025 06:54 PM (VNX3d)

168 Am I the only one who believes Kaitlyn Collins isn't all that attractive?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (kTd/k)

Its the sneer

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 06:54 PM (n7h9X)

169 He's not under the jurisdiction of the US, so unless the judge demands that we go to war with El Salvador to compel them to turn over their citizen, he's sh*t out of luck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (XV/Pl)

But he said he didn't do it!

Have a heart, man.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

170 NPR:

89% Leftist bullshit

8% basket weaving

3% classical music

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:55 PM (aOqEy)

171 >> The "historic" all female rocket barely even touches what is technically considered "space"

I’m totally against this. I’d that ticket goes down, who will make the sammiches?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 14, 2025 06:55 PM (05Q08)

172 AZ deplorable, ace needs a couple of glasses of a good Cab and he would sleep like a rock.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 06:55 PM (yp8Vj)

173 Send her the Picture of Elian Gonzalez getting abducted at gun point.

Kind of exactly what I keep thinking about and how the left was all for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:55 PM (ehZkr)

174 NPR:

89% Leftist bullshit

8% basket weaving

3% classical music

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:55 PM (aOqEy)

110% obnoxiously breathy leftist karens.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 06:56 PM (i24o9)

175 You can be sitting on the richest coal seam in the world and it won't help you make steel unless you have coke ovens. Leftists hate coke ovens. Pennsylvania was once covered with coke ovens to feed the steel industry. A bit of it remains.

Posted by: Free The Coke Ovens at April 14, 2025 06:56 PM (G5+As)

176 Does mankind include AWFLs?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 14, 2025 06:56 PM (Dv3i1)

177 I know they weren't up there long.

Perry didn't have a five o'clock shadow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 14, 2025 06:56 PM (aOqEy)

178 Don't they have airplanes that do that? When they're learning new astros how to handle Zero G, they fly them up there, let them barf in the plane, fly back below, then fly back up and have them barf some more?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

Yes. Ron Howard used one to film parts of Apollo 13. Not sure, but I think it was said that was the first time a film crew was allowed to use the NASA zero g plane.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 06:56 PM (2J/Lj)

179 Quite Interesting @qikipedia 12 Aug 2021
In the early 19th century, eccentric US businessman Timothy Dexter sold bed warmers to the West Indies, where they were marketed as ladles for the molasses industry. He also shipped coal to Newcastle — with a profit, because it happened at the time of a miners’ strike.

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 06:56 PM (mZtdJ)

180 You gotta admit, there's a strong legal argument for bringing him back.
----------

Really? A Court order from an Immigration Judge that has become moot by the facts on the ground?

I don't want to give any more authority to the Immigration Courts than we are forced to.
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:51 PM (X1wUG)

It was a joke.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 06:57 PM (dGCAG)

181 >>Well its one of those lawyer things, what state they were arrested in and what state they were tried in etc. Its a bunch of crap, but technically the law does state how its supposed to be done.

All of that fails to take into account the manner in which he was deported.

Under the Alien/sedition Act, as a Declared Terrorist with the direct action of the Sec of State and the Executive.

It's not necessarily Apples to Oranges. Though they like to pretend that it is.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:57 PM (X1wUG)

182 >> Gary Yu, …-- whose Chinese name is Yu Guoliang -

Seriously. Why not, Yu Suk Wang?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 14, 2025 06:57 PM (05Q08)

183 >> Gary Yu, …-- whose Chinese name is Yu Guoliang -

Seriously. Why not, Yu Suk Wang?
Posted by: Vengeance at April 14, 2025 06:57 PM (05Q0

Yu Go Now

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 14, 2025 06:58 PM (VNX3d)

184 166 Really? A Court order from an Immigration Judge that has become moot by the facts on the ground?

Well its one of those lawyer things, what state they were arrested in and what state they were tried in etc. Its a bunch of crap, but technically the law does state how its supposed to be done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 06:54 PM (ehZkr)

Immigration Judges do not work for the Supreme Court, they work for the Dept of Justice... and derive their Authority to decide immigration matters, from the President, through the Attorney General via the Justice Department.

An immigration Judge ordering the President is like a Mail Room clerk ordering the CEO.... yet somehow we are supposed to take this Judicial usurpation of power, seriously.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (QAkQ3)

185 147 I started taking AG1 first thing each morning
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 06:50 PM (X1wUG)

its website touts:

digestive support
immune defence
energy & focus
stress & mood balance

It looks like kelp juice.

Posted by: m at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (CQE5S)

186 Oh please make the narrative voice credible. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (QSrLX)

187 yeah, their "weightlessness" was not like orbital weightlessness (which itself is still controlled by gravity). It was just a brief time where they were in the "perceived weightlessness curve".

I guess the only real weightlessness (or zero gravity) experienced by humans is on the way to the moon? They escaped earth's gravity and then were captured by the moon's gravity. I guess they were still in the sun's gravitational field ... only Voyagers escaped that, afaik.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (Cus5s)

188 Its the sneer
Posted by: Oldcat

Both Fur Dixon and Poison Ivy of The Cramps perfected the punk rock sneer, but were so lovely it was cute. Collins is not cute.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (G5+As)

189 But he said he didn't do it!
Have a heart, man.
Posted by: BurtTC

I didn't cut down that damned cherry tree either. But those sons of bitches in the DoEd continue the lie to this very day.

-George

Posted by: El Presidente Numero Uno at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (MsrgL)

190 Am I the only one who believes Kaitlyn Collins isn't all that attractive?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (kTd/

I think he's very unattractive. He definitely doesn't "pass" as a woman.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (2J/Lj)

191
I think if I head correctly, during that Oval Office meeting, they asked Bukele would he send him back. His response was, what, you expect me to free a criminal and smuggle him back into the United States. I don't have the power to do that. It would be illegal for me to do that.

Posted by: Suni Williams at April 14, 2025 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

192 16 I think we already covered all the boobs in space jokes.

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THEY WORE SKIN TIGHT SPANDEX UNITARDS DESIGNED WITH NO POCKETS TO APPEAL TO THEIR VANITY AND SHOW OFF THEIR ASSESS THAT MADE THE THE "BUTT" OF ALL THE JOKES.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 14, 2025 07:00 PM (OA79/)

193
Do it... Then break al the terms when they are released....
Posted by: It's me donna
--------------

Caterpillar not only manufactures D-6s, they also produce models up to size D-11.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:00 PM (AneyV)

194 You must admit that the Commies and Aztecs were alike. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 14, 2025 07:00 PM (QSrLX)

195 Am I the only one who believes Kaitlyn Collins isn't all that attractive?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (kTd/k)

No, I'm pretty sure that's the consensus.

They try to doll her up, but you can't hide the RBF.

Or the mustache.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

196 A lot of Republicans, even conservatives , are going to bitch about defunding NPR and PBS. Those things have channels and studios in their districts. Suck it up kids

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 07:01 PM (6TePA)

197
On the other hand, I did see that Suni did get some good news when she got home. Her dogs recognized her!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

She would have to have been gone a lot longer than that.

Posted by: Odysseus at April 14, 2025 07:01 PM (63Dwl)

198 Spanxsuits

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 07:01 PM (KQk9m)

199 >>It looks like kelp juice.

It tastes better than Kelp.

I am generally skeptical about the claims made by such products...but, I can attest that the gut health and the energy claims appear to be on the level.

I really hate endorsing anything. But, Ace has a notoriously fussy tummy. Just thought I'd throw out an option that he might benefit from.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 07:02 PM (X1wUG)

200 192 16 I think we already covered all the boobs in space jokes.

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THEY WORE SKIN TIGHT SPANDEX UNITARDS DESIGNED WITH NO POCKETS TO APPEAL TO THEIR VANITY AND SHOW OFF THEIR ASSESS THAT MADE THE THE "BUTT" OF ALL THE JOKES.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 14, 2025 07:00 PM (OA79/)

but don't you DARE treat them like sex objects!

or look at their uncovered Boobage!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2025 07:02 PM (QAkQ3)

201 Same for ace but substitute "Mexican".

http://tiny.cc/6dkg001
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 07:02 PM (mZtdJ)

202 Trench warfare in Ukraine.

Brits having to safeguard steelmaking supplies.

China overfishing species out of existence.

Did I miss the timewarp? Are we actually in the early 20th century?

Posted by: pookysgirl would miss wearing pants at April 14, 2025 07:02 PM (Wt5PA)

203 >> I guess the only real weightlessness (or zero gravity)

Weightlessness is just when you're following your free fall trajectory. You are not deviating from your geodesic in the language of Mr. Einstein.

IN Newtonian terms, an orbital path is accelerated. In Einstein gravity, it is not (other than small tidal forces, and other tiny perturbations).

For example, sitting on the ground, I'm accelerating *up* at 1g. The ground has to push up on me to keep me from falling at 1g down.

Posted by: Suni Williams at April 14, 2025 07:03 PM (w6EFb)

204 Lord Timothy Dexter of Newburyport was quite a character ...

try his book sometime, "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2025 07:03 PM (/Ghsb)

205 You can be sitting on the richest coal seam in the world and it won't help you make steel unless you have coke ovens. Leftists hate coke ovens. Pennsylvania was once covered with coke ovens to feed the steel industry. A bit of it remains.
Posted by: Free The Coke Ovens at April 14, 2025 06:56 PM (G5+As)

Fun Geology Fact - those UK coal seams used to be connected to the seams in the Appalachian mountains until one of the continental breakups.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 07:03 PM (n7h9X)

206 Karmelo out on bail. Maybe the victim's dad can take him out and play miniature golf.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2025 07:04 PM (qwx/I)

207 No coke, Pepsi!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:04 PM (u73oe)

208 >>Karmelo out on bail. Maybe the victim's dad can take him out and play miniature golf.

How much was he Bonded out for?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 07:04 PM (X1wUG)

209 >>>China is attempting to starve Britain of coke, a crucial ingredient in making steel.

Me Chinese. Me play joke.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)

210 coke Zero

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:05 PM (yp8Vj)

211 A lot of Republicans, even conservatives , are going to bitch about defunding NPR and PBS. Those things have channels and studios in their districts. Suck it up kids
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 07:01 PM (6TePA)

Let's see them put their money where their mouth is. For decades they've been telling us they get their funding from viewers like ewe.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

212 >>Karmelo out on bail. Maybe the victim's dad can take him out and play miniature golf.

How much was he Bonded out for?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 07:04 PM (X1wUG)

A million.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 07:05 PM (i24o9)

213
In Netwonian terms, the reason we feel no force in free-fall, is because gravity is acting equally on all parts of our body. There is no tension or compression forces.

Standing on the ground, the force of the ground up must be transmitted by compression forces from your feet to your head.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 07:05 PM (w6EFb)

214 The Daily Mail has a great headline about the "astronauts":

'Putting the ASS in astronaut': Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez debut 'sexy' space suits for all-female Blue Origin rocket launch - as Jeff Bezos' wife reveals she will wear Kim Kardashian's SKIMS underwear for the occasion

Daily Mail Online - https://is.gd/8jISAW

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2025 07:05 PM (klJTj)

215 There's a tranny who apparently plays Mary Todd Lincoln on Broadway announcing the answers on Jeopardy. The idiots in the arts are sooo edgy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 07:06 PM (6TePA)

216 I didn't cut down that damned cherry tree either. But those sons of bitches in the DoEd continue the lie to this very day.

-George
Posted by: El Presidente Numero Uno at April 14, 2025 06:59 PM (MsrgL)

He threw a dollar coin across the Potomac and knocked down the tree.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 07:06 PM (n7h9X)

217 The Daily Mail has a great headline about the "astronauts":

'Putting the ASS in astronaut': Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez debut 'sexy' space suits for all-female Blue Origin rocket launch - as Jeff Bezos' wife reveals she will wear Kim Kardashian's SKIMS underwear for the occasion

Daily Mail Online - https://is.gd/8jISAW

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2025 07:05 PM (klJTj)

And he wonders why Musk's SpaceX is eating his lunch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 07:06 PM (i24o9)

218 How much was he Bonded out for?

$250k down from 1 million because of a sympathetic pro-BLM judgette

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 07:06 PM (ehZkr)

219 China is attempting to starve Britain of coke, a crucial ingredient in making steel.
-------
Me Chinese. Me play joke.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)

Someone needs to find the video of the Korean chick, teaching Engrish.

The way she says "coke." Give me cock! I want cock!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:07 PM (dGCAG)

220 Does producing coke create a lot of pollution that can't be scrubbed?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:07 PM (VofaG)

221 Propaganda Bureau Service should have gotten yanked out from government money decades ago.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 07:07 PM (ypFCm)

222 Nothing is ever free of gravity. It’s just sometimes, like in orbit, it’s safe to stop fighting it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2025 07:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

223 Feel better, Ace!

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 14, 2025 07:07 PM (EES2L)

224 China is making all kinds of stupid moves. Good for them!

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 07:07 PM (g47mK)

225 He threw a dollar coin across the Potomac and knocked down the tree.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 07:06 PM (n7h9X)

That's how he knew Benedict Cumberbatch was a British spy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

226
Hell, Elon could do hot-chicks in space porn type stuff and do something very useful with it at the same time. And make a ton of money off it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 07:08 PM (w6EFb)

227 How come there is a divine feminine but no male equivalent?
-

Same reason why when men have a job and pay their light bill it's just being an adult.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:08 PM (Qosqd)

228 Standing on the ground, the force of the ground up must be transmitted by compression forces from your feet to your head.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
___________

Is this why really old people are so short?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 14, 2025 07:08 PM (Dm8we)

229 spot on, Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2025 07:08 PM (/Ghsb)

230 Does producing coke create a lot of pollution that can't be scrubbed?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:07 PM (VofaG)

You are baking out impurities to get higher temperatures. But anything can in theory be scrubbed.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM (n7h9X)

231 Illegal alien under a deportation order gets deported back to his native sovereign country. Illegal alien is a member of a DTG and the judge acknowledges that in the deportation. The gang he belongs to is also outlawed in his native country. Under Title 8, et al the illegal alien can never become AMERICAN CITIZEN. He is also subject to removal under that code by any measure.

It’s not that hard to understand. Bye.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM (tVb1Q)

232 He threw a dollar coin across the Potomac and knocked down the tree.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 07:06 PM (n7h9X)

That's how he knew Benedict Cumberbatch was a British spy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

Well, that, AND because he talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM (i24o9)

233 >>$250k down from 1 million because of a sympathetic pro-BLM judgette

Dude went Full Stabby over an argument.

No chance he is not a threat to the community. Zero.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM (X1wUG)

234 Seems like "British Steel" is a misnomer
Should be "Chynah Steel".

And, hard to believe they are one shipment away from having to shut down their coke plant.

And, yes, if they shut down the coke ovens, the refractory will shrink and collapse, requiring a total rebuild. (As part of management, I had to keep the ovens going during a lockout. The union was smart enough to allow this, lol.)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM (ufFY8)

235 The black judge lowered the bill to $250k. Chump change.

Sanger was right.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM (qwx/I)

236
Is Ace here now?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 07:10 PM (LhZ5/)

237 Hope you feel better soon, Ace. 🤗

The Horde is a hoot! It just needs your direction on occasion.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 14, 2025 07:10 PM (NFX2v)

238 Lowered the bail.

Sanger is still right.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2025 07:10 PM (qwx/I)

239 That's how he knew Benedict Cumberbatch was a British spy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

Well, that, AND because he talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM (i24o9)

I actually watched Black Mass the other day, since we had been talking about it.

I didn't think his Boston accent was all that bad, but they sure did try to make it look like Billy Bulger had no idea what his brother was up to.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

240 Putting the ASS in astronaut': Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez debut 'sexy' space suits for all-female Blue Origin rocket launch - as Jeff Bezos' wife reveals she will wear Kim Kardashian's SKIMS underwear for the occasion
-

This can't be real.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:11 PM (Qosqd)

241 Even for leftists, coming out in support of illegal alien gangbangers just because they hate Trump is pretty bold move.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2025 07:11 PM (LkLld)

242 They should find everyone who admitted China to the WTO and furthermore those who said they would never weaponize trade, put them all in a lake of gasoline and light them on fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2025 07:12 PM (tVb1Q)

243 Of course blacks with straight blonde hair isn't appropriation. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 14, 2025 07:12 PM (QSrLX)

244 How 'bout you hop outta that spacesuit and show me that fat ass.

Posted by: Astronaut Jones at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (UJ+K5)

245
Someone ask Ace to put Jewells in the sidebar so everyone knows.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (LhZ5/)

246 Coke is just purified coal, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (8HNt+)

247 The black judge lowered the bill to $250k. Chump change.
-

They acknowledged the killer went to the event to hunt down murder the white kid, right?

That's nice of them to lower the bond.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (Qosqd)

248 However, Yu -- whose Chinese name is Yu Guoliang -- is listed as an official by an agency of a Chinese Communist Party (CCP) influence and intelligence service called the United Front Work Department (UFWD), and also operates as a recruiter for the Chinese government, according to reports from the CCP, Chinese state media and civic associations led by Yu.
_________________

Out: German-American Bund
In: United Front Work Department

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

249 'I remember Neil Armstrong having the same complaint, but he wasn't a Strong Empowered Woman so he just accepted the unflattering pockets.'

I'll bet a good 60% of American women consider this group just as much astronauts as the Apollo team.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L)

250 Someone ask Ace to put Jewells in the sidebar so everyone knows.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (LhZ5/)

Oh no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (8HNt+)

251 They should find everyone who admitted China to the WTO and furthermore those who said they would never weaponize trade, put them all in a lake of gasoline and light them on fire.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2025 07:12 PM (tVb1Q)

That was mostly Republicans.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

252 Someone ask Ace to put Jewells in the sidebar so everyone knows.
-

DANGIT

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (Qosqd)

253 Lia asked if they/their string is showing. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 14, 2025 07:14 PM (QSrLX)

254 240 Putting the ASS in astronaut': Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez debut 'sexy' space suits for all-female Blue Origin rocket launch - as Jeff Bezos' wife reveals she will wear Kim Kardashian's SKIMS underwear for the occasion
-

This can't be real.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:11 PM (Qosqd)

Think of all the carbon the ejected into Gaia's aching divine feminine spirit while riding a penis rocket almost to space for the sick girlboss internet clout.

This is so cringe.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 14, 2025 07:14 PM (OA79/)

255 Coke is just purified coal, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (8HNt+)

With some sugar in it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

256 @annvandersteel 11h

By this time in Joe Biden's STOLEN TERM, Merrick Garland had arrested approximately 400 J6 PROTESTERS.

And he went on to ARREST or INDICT:

Steve Bannon (Contempt of Congress)

Peter Navarro (Contempt of Congress)

EX-PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP (Classified Documents Case, January 6 and Election Subversion)

But sure, Republicans, keep telling us that Pam Bondi has to "get all her ducks in a row" before she can arrest JUST ONE DEMOCRAT BAD ACTOR!

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!

WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:14 PM (AneyV)

257 The one best chance for aliens to snag one of our spacecraft and the blew it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2025 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

258 RIP.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 14, 2025 07:15 PM (i24o9)

259 But the gasoline only burns on the surface. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 14, 2025 07:15 PM (QSrLX)

260 Here in Indiana there is the Citizens Gas and Coke company. Natural gas. They have a sign right next to my mailbox and a gas well site about 50 yards behind it. We get free natural gas because of it. This is why we have the natural gas furnace, water heater, clothes dryer, and cook stove. We want to get a natural gas generator but they're pricey for our budget.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 07:15 PM (2J/Lj)

261 Goodbye Classy Lady. Catch up to you sometime, hopefully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:15 PM (8HNt+)

262 Boron, it will be taken care of.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:15 PM (yp8Vj)

263 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

264 249 'I remember Neil Armstrong having the same complaint, but he wasn't a Strong Empowered Woman so he just accepted the unflattering pockets.'

I'll bet a good 60% of American women consider this group just as much astronauts as the Apollo team.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L

I know right, basically the wore frumpy old cover alls to space with pockets for tang pop tarts and a zipper bag for their pee.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (OA79/)

265 Second, I made tacos and my stomach can no longer handle spicy food. (Of course, having made a lot of taco meat, I couldn't waste it, so I kept eating it despite getting serious intestinal distress.)

See? Ace is a man's man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

266 $250k down from 1 million because of a sympathetic pro-BLM judgette
_______________

Black female judges, DAs, Congressmen, mayors, Presidential candidates, etc. are a blight on the land.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

267 But sure, Republicans, keep telling us that Pam Bondi has to "get all her ducks in a row" before she can arrest JUST ONE DEMOCRAT BAD ACTOR!

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!

WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:14 PM (AneyV)

And Kash Patel promoted the guy who was front and center going after the J6ers.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

268 Coke is just purified coal, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (8HNt+)

That's what I thought. Produced by burning coal in an air free environment.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (VofaG)

269
Oh, now we're getting some video from inside the cock-head capsule during the ride:

https://tinyurl.com/23qowxy9

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (w6EFb)

270 Am I the only one who believes Kaitlyn Collins isn't all that attractive?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 06:52 PM (kTd/k)
_____________

Nope. She's got that lizard thing going on, just like James Carville.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

271 "For example, sitting on the ground, I'm accelerating *up* at 1g. The ground has to push up on me to keep me from falling at 1g down."

and "Standing on the ground, the force of the ground up must be transmitted by compression forces from your feet to your head."

yeah, and "resistance" is not the same as acceleration (iirc, my college physics). The ground provides a resistance equal to the downward force of gravity.

How to apply Einstein's theories to this, I have no idea. I only believe Newton, on real world physics stuff. I Believe In some of the Einstein stuff, but the "gravity is just curved space" (r whatever) is beyond me.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2025 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

272 242 They should find everyone who admitted China to the WTO and furthermore those who said they would never weaponize trade, put them all in a lake of gasoline and light them on fire.

If I remember Dante’s Inferno right, the lake of fire was for murderers. I think traitors got their reward in a deeper part of Hell.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2025 07:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

273 Someone ask Ace to put Jewells in the sidebar so everyone knows.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (LhZ5/)

Oh no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (8HNt+)

As if my depression needed any help.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)

274 Just a reminder. In 1999 Bill Clinton was president.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2025 07:18 PM (tVb1Q)

275 I'll bet a good 60% of American women consider this group just as much astronauts as the Apollo team.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L
_________________

I'm sure. Would've been cheaper just to give them a certificate making them honorary astronauts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

276 Losing Jewells is heartbreaking

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 07:18 PM (ypFCm)

277 But sure, Republicans, keep telling us that Pam Bondi has to "get all her ducks in a row" before she can arrest JUST ONE DEMOCRAT BAD ACTOR!

PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!

WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:14 PM (AneyV)
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The Deep State has to be dismantled. You just demonstrated that - having undermined Trump - it was ready to roll and unleash vengeance.

Sorry that it isn't happening on your fantasy timeline.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2025 07:18 PM (ZOv7s)

278 If all aboard the space thingy were women, can we still call it a "cockpit?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

279 Nope. She's got that lizard thing going on, just like James Carville.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

She actually dies kind of remind me of Diana from V. Not as hot and sexy though.

And that's with Diana in lizard form.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:19 PM (8HNt+)

280
This can't be real.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:11 PM (Qosqd)

We are living an Austin Powers movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

281 But anything can in theory be scrubbed.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 07:09 PM

Thank goodness.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 14, 2025 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

282 three paths forward

4. J.D's training succeeds and the Golden Scalp Weasel possess him after performing al-gohst.

5. The Iranians nuke DC.

6. DOOM.

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2025 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

283 remember that dude who flew wayyyy the crap up there in a goofy balloon to the edge of the atmosphere... right about where these brave pomegranate cosmo-nauts just were....

and then jumped the fuck out?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 07:20 PM (KtIIi)

284 And you're likely better off asking CBD about getting Jewells added to the sidebar, but don't quote me on that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Did the tacos....cause the injury?

Hope it doesn't last long. Take care.

Posted by: H at April 14, 2025 07:21 PM (2gjbv)

286 And he went on to ARREST or INDICT:

Steve Bannon (Contempt of Congress)

Peter Navarro (Contempt of Congress)
______________

Contempt of Congress? Should I be worried?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

287 Jewells family, if you happen to read this she was dearly loved and I'm sorry.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:21 PM (Qosqd)

288 >> Believe In some of the Einstein stuff, but the "gravity is just curved space" (r whatever) is beyond me.

Just imagine non-inertial frames. Imagine a linearly accelerating reference frame. In Newtonian terms, these introduce fictitious forces.

Einstein's insight was to realize gravity behaves much like those fictitious forces of non-inertial frames.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)

289 >> Jewells

“ Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.”

Matthew 11:28

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (tVb1Q)

290 Ace blew a groin muscle making tacos?

How the hell do you use a stove?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

291 I wish people would stop talking about gas.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

292 283 remember that dude who flew wayyyy the crap up there in a goofy balloon to the edge of the atmosphere... right about where these brave pomegranate cosmo-nauts just were....

and then jumped the fuck out?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 07:20 PM (KtIIi)

I do. I believe it was a Red Bull thing.

They do all the crazy shit.

Posted by: jsg at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (UJ+K5)

293 I owe the state of Alabama $709. Boo hiss.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (pZEOD)

294
"And instead of staring in awe out the windows of a capsule, contemplating the cosmic insignificance of their self-centered existences in contrast to the vastness of space, they posed for space selfies."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (w6EFb)

295 On the other hand, I did see that Suni did get some good news when she got home. Her dogs recognized her!

I doubt if the dogs would NOT have recognized her scent, particularly after no shower for 9 months - I'm not joking.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm serious at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (sPQoU)

296 >>The Deep State has to be dismantled. You just demonstrated that - having undermined Trump - it was ready to roll and unleash vengeance.

Taking down USAID was huge.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (LkLld)

297 WAIT... WHAT?!?!?! Jewels is gone?!?! No! Nonono!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (2J/Lj)

298 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)

Have you been watching Interstellar again? 😀

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG)

299 Why do I have a mental picture of Jeff Bezos repeatedly mashing the button of a defective remote detonator like Marvin the Martian while watching his silicone-based girlfriend getting launched into space?

Posted by: PabloD at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (57fkQ)

300 The one best chance for aliens to snag one of our spacecraft and the blew it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Not blow. Not want. Try again later.

Posted by: Gzorp from 892-IV at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

301 The weight of coal per cubic foot depends on the type of coal. For example: Lignite: 45 to 60 pounds per cubic foot (lb/ft³

Bituminous: 50 to 65 lb/ft³ Anthracite: 60 to 75 lb/ft³

1 lb coal (anthracite) = 12,700 BTU

So one cu ft of Anthracite coal will contain a minimum of 762000 BTUs of coal. That sounds like a lot. Maybe my calculator is broke.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (AneyV)

302 What do you mean no invite to Bohemian Grove. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (QSrLX)

303 I missed the Shapiro post, but had I been able, I would have noted that the downward spiral into violence is typically uneven in pace and can be strikingly asymmetrical.

For those few of you who don't already own Long Live Death, in pre-revolutionary Spain, the center-right tried to hold it's people in check and work through the system. The Phalange was initially a fringe movement and something of a bogeyman, but the more lawless the left became, the more young men of the center-right wanted to join.

The key thing is that while the right seemed passive, it was not, and its fury continued to build until it reached the breaking point and then it caught up with the left and then went much, much further.

The Shapiro arson attack is a reminder that tactics are not bound by politics. Once arson is seen as a legitimate act, more people will use it, and not in ways the left is comfortable with. That's why all arson should be condemned.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2025 07:24 PM (ZOv7s)

304 WAIT... WHAT?!?!?! Jewels is gone?!?! No! Nonono!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (2J/Lj)

She is finally feeling no pain.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

305 I owe the state of Alabama $709. Boo hiss.
Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (pZEOD)

should have listed Fluffy as a dependent...geez

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 07:24 PM (g47mK)

306 245
Someone ask Ace to put Jewells in the sidebar so everyone knows.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (LhZ5/)

Is this true? How do we know?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2025 07:24 PM (ZPuXm)

307 How much was he Bonded out for?

$250k down from 1 million because of a sympathetic pro-BLM judgette

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 07:06 PM (ehZkr)
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So ... diverse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

308 Kaitlin Collins has a face that could cut glass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 07:25 PM (6TePA)

309
A woman in space is like a bicycle without a Rapala lure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 14, 2025 07:25 PM (XeTAE)

310 Darrell Harris , it is true.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:25 PM (yp8Vj)

311 299 Why do I have a mental picture of Jeff Bezos repeatedly mashing the button of a defective remote detonator like Marvin the Martian while watching his silicone-based girlfriend getting launched into space?
Posted by: PabloD
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She is grotesque. It's got to be some kind of rite of passage.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:25 PM (AneyV)

312 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beehive_oven

mud + time + coal = coke

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2025 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

313 Oh no, Jewells….has this world lost a bright light, her love of unwanted dogs, her art, her humor. May her family find comfort that she no longer hurts and is home.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 07:26 PM (pZEOD)

314 How the hell do you use a stove?
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Ace misunderstood "Shake N' Bake!"

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 07:26 PM (mZtdJ)

315 The Deep State has to be dismantled. You just demonstrated that - having undermined Trump - it was ready to roll and unleash vengeance.

Taking down USAID was huge.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2025 07:22 PM (LkLld)
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We are starving the beast and firing a lot of the worst offenders. The fact that the trials have not started yet does not mean that they will not happen.

These things move in non-linear time. They speed up and slow down. Things are quiet until they aren't. Honestly, it is in Trump's interest for the charges to be filed a year from now, dominating the mid-term elections.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2025 07:26 PM (ZOv7s)

316 Losing Jewells is heartbreaking

yeah its sobering, very tough to take

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2025 07:26 PM (ehZkr)

317 Jennica Pounds aka DataRepublican (small r) is on point, yet again.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 14, 2025 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

318
How ironic, complaining about the word "mankind" when referring to wimmens riding the blue penis rocket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2025 07:26 PM (y9nCu)

319 Piper best have my money!

Posted by: State of Alabama at April 14, 2025 07:27 PM (u73oe)

320
Here in Indiana there is the Citizens Gas and Coke company. Natural gas. They have a sign right next to my mailbox and a gas well site about 50 yards behind it. We get free natural gas because of it. This is why we have the natural gas furnace, water heater, clothes dryer, and cook stove. We want to get a natural gas generator but they're pricey for our budget.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

I lived in Bloomington 1977-82. I was looking in the real estate listings and saw a house for sale that had free gas because of a gas well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2025 07:27 PM (63Dwl)

321 Out: German-American Bund
In: United Front Work Department

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:13 PM (YqDXo)
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The Bund, not the Reds, was the outfit that prompted the creation of HUAC. Which we desperately need again today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

322 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2025 07:24 PM (ZOv7s)

I was thinking about the Spanish Civil War and Franco recently and thought that Franco and Hitler was similar dynamic to Churchill and Stalin. Would that be a close to accurate statement?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:27 PM (VofaG)

323 it is true.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:25 PM (yp8Vj)

I'm so sorry to hear that Jewells is gone. I regret not meeting her in person. She was amazing.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2025 07:27 PM (ZPuXm)

324 Sorry that it isn't happening on your fantasy timeline.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Done or not done.
Achieved or not achieved.
We know who the villains are.
It's not a fantasy. It's deeds not done.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (AneyV)

325
She is grotesque. It's got to be some kind of rite of passage.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:25 PM (AneyV)

It's quite sad how many women do that to their face and think they look good and everyone will want them.

She's hideous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

326 I remember all the idiots on NPR loving that pervert sexual predator Garrison Keillor from "Lake Ow!notinmyass" until they found out he was a pervert sexual predator trying to bust cheeks. Just look at him. Looks like a perv from top to bottom.

Posted by: Astroglide Is Your Friend at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

327 Pennsylvania was once covered with coke ovens to feed the steel industry.

There's maps of old furnaces.
There's (restored, non-functional) one on the hillside of the little access road to my sisters in Altoona.

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

328 How ironic, complaining about the word "mankind" when referring to wimmens riding the blue penis rocket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2025 07:26 PM (y9nCu)
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The lesb ... uh ... feminists are too stupid to grasp that "mankind" means all humans, not just men.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

329 Ace blew a groin muscle making tacos?

How the hell do you use a stove?
Posted by: Sponge

Outperforming Toastermn.

Posted by: Kamala at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (/lPRQ)

330
I'm so sorry to hear that Jewells is gone. I regret not meeting her in person. She was amazing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2025 07:27 PM (ZPuXm)

I am incredibly grateful to have been able to give her multiple hugs at the TxMoMe over the years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Have you been watching Interstellar again? 😀
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG)
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What a lame movie. My kid convinced me to buy the DVD and I was not impressed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2025 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

332 I remember all the idiots on NPR loving that pervert sexual predator Garrison Keillor from "Lake Ow!notinmyass" until they found out he was a pervert sexual predator trying to bust cheeks. Just look at him. Looks like a perv from top to bottom.

Posted by: Astroglide Is Your Friend at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (R/m4+)
______________

No way I'd investigate his crawl space.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2025 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

333 Ugh, just got here and backtracked the news about Jewells. You were loved here and will be sorely missed. Condolences to the family. Happy trails, darlin'.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2025 07:29 PM (mH6SG)

334 I just went into the kitchen and picked up my keys, with the Jewells-crafted AOSHQ medallion/keychain.

Holding it now. Maybe she knows...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2025 07:30 PM (XeU6L)

335 On the other hand, I did see that Suni did get some good news when she got home. Her dogs recognized her!

I doubt if the dogs would NOT have recognized her scent, particularly after no shower for 9 months - I'm not joking.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm serious

Supercharged pavlov response.

Posted by: Kamala at April 14, 2025 07:30 PM (/lPRQ)

336 Sounds like Ace has some free gas too.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2025 07:30 PM (tVb1Q)

337 Just look at him. Looks like a perv from top to bottom.

Posted by: Astroglide Is Your Friend at April 14, 2025 07:28 PM (R/m4+)
====

You can't see people on the radio!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 14, 2025 07:30 PM (RIvkX)

338 Get well soon ace.

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2025 07:31 PM (FhXTo)

339 Who is shallower Katy Perry or Taylor Swift???

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:31 PM (PCK5/)

340 So heartbroken to hear about Jewells.

Wondering if a link to the Hobby Thread on her jewelry from a few months ago could be put in the sidebar? It was a lovely tribute to a lovely 'ette and her handiwork. Here it is -

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=413356

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 14, 2025 07:31 PM (Szews)

341 Who is shallower Katy Perry or Taylor Swift???
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:31 PM (PCK5/)

Perry

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

342 What a lame movie. My kid convinced me to buy the DVD and I was not impressed.

I loved it but then again, I admit that I lack the sophistication gene. *shrugs*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2025 07:32 PM (mH6SG)

343 Who is shallower Katy Perry or Taylor Swift???
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:31 PM (PCK5/)

Why split c*nt hairs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

344 RIP Jewells

Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2025 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

345 Café arrivé

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 07:32 PM (mZtdJ)

346 I was thinking about the Spanish Civil War and Franco recently and thought that Franco and Hitler was similar dynamic to Churchill and Stalin. Would that be a close to accurate statement?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:27 PM (VofaG)
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Franco was essentially apolitical. He was a Spanish patriot and a Catholic. He venerated the monarchy and ensured that it would be re-established in due time (and of course, married his daughter into it).

He admired Hitler's accomplishments in turning Germany around, but Adolf was only a corporal, which Franco was a general. When they met, Franco basically dominated the conversation to the extent that Hitler never wanted to see him again.

Franco was also savvy enough to string Hitler along without committing to anything, ensuring that he got US grain and Hitler got pistols and a few thousand of the most wacko Phalange members who died in Russia.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2025 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

347 "Einstein's insight was to realize gravity behaves much like those fictitious forces of non-inertial frames."
Posted by: publius

Easy for you to say ... ha.

I've watched a few videos and still can't make it fit ... perhaps I'm stuck in Newtonian world think. But then I want to believe in other dimensions, for some heavenly future perhaps, where a day is like a thousand years ... or whatever.

Interstellar ... yeah, just push the books off the bookshelf ... that at least covered some of the "time warp" concepts. I hope some higher power has things under control, in a good way.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2025 07:33 PM (Cus5s)

348 Just got here, is Ace indisposed??? Are his humors out of balance??

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:33 PM (PCK5/)

349
Hah, didn't see this at first, but Bezos stumbled and did a little face plant in the dirt when he was running around the capsule to pop the gals out of the hatch.

https://tinyurl.com/29chekda

Video is down the page a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 07:34 PM (w6EFb)

350 268
Produced by burning coal in an air free environment.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:16 PM (VofaG)
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Produced by HEATING coal in an air free environment.

The volatiles are similar to petroleum. Coaltar also produced.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm serious at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (sPQoU)

351 Katy Perry is starting to show the years. Also the drug use. Mostly the drug use.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (u73oe)

352 Yeah, the same media hacks who gave Joe a pass have screamed for ages, with no evidence, bad orangeman bad obviously shows signs of dementia and is therefore unfit to be president.

Beyond that, I won't say any more because I prefer not to be banned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (tT6L1)

353 Also Ben Had I missed your comment earlier. Thank you for letting us know.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (Qosqd)

354 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

355 Pennsylvania was once covered with coke ovens to feed the steel industry. A bit of it remains.
Posted by: Free The Coke Ovens

Hopewell Furnace National Historic Site
Cornwall Furnace
Scranton Iron Furnaces
Westmoreland County history

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 14, 2025 07:36 PM (NFX2v)

356 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2025 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

I meant the dynamic of using Hitler’s military to help. The Left like to use that to demonize Franco.

The Right doesn’t do that to Churchill for using Stalin. ( for the most part)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:37 PM (VofaG)

357 I'm sorry about Jewells. Long time Moron. Sad.*tear*

Posted by: Dagny at April 14, 2025 07:37 PM (6Kw5g)

358 Katy Perry is starting to show the years. Also the drug use. Mostly the drug use.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (u73oe)

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Didn't Katy start as a Mousketeer? Or with Disney? Anyway, she was probably passed around, then, as she got older, she's been ridden hard and put away wet.

There may not be much in the way of drugs or booze but there are probably a ton of guys and abuse along the way.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 14, 2025 07:39 PM (tT6L1)

359 Yes, I barely worked today, but just doing that took all I've got.

I am rekt.

Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM
'If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.'
Rugen

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2025 07:53 PM (LHPAg)

360 357 I'm sorry about Jewells. Long time Moron. Sad.*tear*
Posted by: Dagny at April 14, 2025 07:37 PM (6Kw5g)
She was a tough old bird for sure. GOD love her.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2025 07:56 PM (LHPAg)

361 FEEL BETTER ACE!!!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at April 14, 2025 07:59 PM (9Afsw)

362 For a brief moment, Besos was my hero. I heard he'd launched his GF, Katy Perry and Gayle King into space.
Then, realizing I had been wrong in my excitement I discovered there was a plan in place to return them to earth. Oh Well....

Posted by: Shavedape at April 14, 2025 08:07 PM (lvk/e)

363 Finally, the muscle that connects my abdomen to my leg -- and lifts it -- got torn or something and I've been almost immobile for two days.

Just make sure it's not a hernia masquarading as a pull.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 14, 2025 08:11 PM (/HDaX)

364 Hip flexor injuries are not good. If it is really a torn iliopsoas that can be serious business; a strain will probably be a couple of weeks.

Posted by: doc ock at April 14, 2025 08:29 PM (/vuFu)

365 Penis rockets for Feminism!✊🏼

Posted by: One Giant Penis for Humankind at April 14, 2025 08:35 PM (ZFrZE)

366 I am rekt.
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Welcome to "maturity", whippersnapper.

The only good thing about old age is that it's better than the alternative.

Sometimes. RIP, Jewells.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 14, 2025 09:05 PM (y0bUn)

367 Pepto Bismol for the stomach, tai chi gentle movement for the hip.
Ice, not heat for acute injury.
Don't do too much until you are healed.
Ace, we need you now more than ever. Take care of yourself.
God bless and keep you.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 14, 2025 10:03 PM (l1cUn)

368 Those space-suits seem to ignore the need for 'bathroom visits' too.

Posted by: melanoma at April 15, 2025 03:04 AM (o0jl9)

369 This is a topic that is close to my heart... Many thanks!
Exactly where are your contact details though?

Posted by: thekinklist.top at April 15, 2025 07:30 AM (2z4ZV)

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