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The Lions Bridge over the River Ain in Northumberland
Built 1773

You ever fought a dinosaur, Rock?

Baby otter. Warning: May be evil.

Introducing a puppy to a German shepherd... at a red light in traffic.

Dogs and cats living together!

Golden dum-dum brings her master a wonderful wonderful gift.

Baby platypus is cute and makes a high-pitched squeal.

Okay, I guess I'm in too.

Cats' favorite thing to do is to hide under blankets.

This model loves the camera.


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1 56yu564ry5e

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2025 07:32 PM (+KY4Y)

2 st

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 07:33 PM (mZtdJ)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Same for ace but substitute "Mexican".

http://tiny.cc/6dkg001
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Best replies:
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Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 07:34 PM (mZtdJ)

5 Dogs are awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Just got in at tail end of last thread... did Jewlls pass on???

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (PCK5/)

7 Weirdest sentence I've read all day...

History Hub @HistoryHubb 14h
Russian emigrants and Japanese generals at an All-Russian Fascist Party celebration in Harbin, Japanese occupied Manchuria, 1934

Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (mZtdJ)

8 I am just gutted about Jewells. I will be wearing the anklet she made me tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (pZEOD)

9 Just got in at tail end of last thread... did Jewlls pass on???
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (PCK5/)



Yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

10 OK, I am 5 minutes into Murray's visit with Rogan and that "comedian" and Murray is great.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 07:37 PM (g47mK)

11 Join me in a raised glass in memory of beautiful, talented Lady that so loved the Horde. I am forever blessed by having had her in my life

She went to Heaven wearing her " after this there will be tacos" shirt.

She brought love and joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:38 PM (yp8Vj)

12
Our tomorrow starts without Jewells. What shall we do?

For Jewells, and for us:

https://is.gd/db4sGf

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 07:38 PM (LhZ5/)

13 9 Just got in at tail end of last thread... did Jewlls pass on???
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (PCK5/)


Yes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh no. She was someone I always loved reading here at the HQ... my upstate Mo girl... requiescat in pace, Jewells...

Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2025 07:39 PM (PCK5/)

14 I wonder , will Rogan still be no 1 in a year or two ?

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 07:39 PM (g47mK)

15 Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 07:35 PM (mZtdJ)

Yeah, it looks like it was written by AI... or a leftist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:40 PM (8HNt+)

16 "Baby otter. Warning: May be evil."

Heh. This one gets it.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 14, 2025 07:40 PM (ZPuXm)

17 I hope not. I really do.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 07:40 PM (g47mK)

18 Just saw where Janet Yellen said she’s not sure bringing manufacturing back to the US is a good idea. Fucking retard.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:41 PM (u73oe)

19 Dogs are the best people. I adopted sister dogs, a year apart. Litter mates but one of them was insane and got turned back to the pound twice. Nobody could handle Piper on her own, but Ruby takes care of her and they wrestle each other instead of me. I think Piper may have been on her last visit...

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2025 07:41 PM (eQO/Z)

20 Very sorry to hear about Jewells' passing...she fought so long and so hard. May God take her in his loving arms and may her loved ones be comforted.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2025 07:42 PM (3ImbR)

21 Just saw where Janet Yellen said she’s not sure bringing manufacturing back to the US is a good idea. Fucking retard.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:41 PM (u73oe)



She is the Paul Krugman of Jim Cramer's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

22 tcn, when you get a chance would you email me. Address in the left side bar under MoMe s

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:42 PM (yp8Vj)

23 "56yu564ry5e
Posted by: Blonde Morticia"

Drink More Ovaltine?

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

24 She is the Paul Krugman of Jim Cramer's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

————-

Good way to put it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:43 PM (u73oe)

25 Nobody could handle Piper on her own, but Ruby takes care of her and they wrestle each other instead of me. I think Piper may have been on her last visit...
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 14, 2025 07:41 PM (eQO/Z)



Must be all those kale smoothies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Someone sent Piper to the pound? Seems a bit harsh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:44 PM (u73oe)

27 After Murray proves I've been biased I keep my mouth shut mostly.

Posted by: Joe Rogan at April 14, 2025 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

28 Dog and cat videos are my favorite. Brings back great childhood memories.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 07:45 PM (VofaG)

29 Someone sent Piper to the pound? Seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:44 PM (u73oe)

Quit bringing me vegetables, girl!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 07:45 PM (8HNt+)

30 We have a mini Aussie. Smartest damn dog I've ever owned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

31 She went to Heaven wearing her " after this there will be tacos" shirt.

wait wait wait

not bacon?

RIP, Jewells.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2025 07:46 PM (ZPuXm)

32 Janet Yellen looks like she smells of Ben Gay and cat piss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 14, 2025 07:47 PM (4ol1m)

33 Very sorry to hear about Jewells' passing... She was a special part of this place for a very long time.

Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2025 07:48 PM (i0F8b)

34 Janet Yellen is unbelievably stupid. Naturally, she's in, or was in, a position of great authority.

Janet, what part of, "people need jobs" and "national security depends on our ability to manufacture" don't you get?

Yeah, yeah, I know, you understand none of it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 14, 2025 07:49 PM (tT6L1)

35 I was so sad to hear about Jewells. Someone I have known thru interaction here for years and actually met in real life. What a place this is.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

36 Evening Horde...How goes it?

So sad to hear about Jewells' passing.

She was a delightful woman here in the gray boxes as well as in person.

She will be missed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2025 07:51 PM (cweKM)

37 RIP Jewells.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 14, 2025 07:53 PM (4ol1m)

38 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 07:53 PM (ypFCm)

39 "Janet Yellen looks like she smells of Ben Gay and cat piss.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

If they ever make a movie about her, AI Lionel Barrymore can play her.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

40 Janet Yellen looks like she should star in a commercial about incontinence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

41
She was a delightful woman here in the gray boxes as well as in person.

She will be missed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2025 07:51 PM (cweKM)



So much this........

I think I'll go be sad now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

42 11 Join me in a raised glass in memory of beautiful, talented Lady that so loved the Horde. I am forever blessed by having had her in my life

She went to Heaven wearing her " after this there will be tacos" shirt.

She brought love and joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:38 PM (yp8Vj)

Yeah, this one hurts.

Posted by: javems at April 14, 2025 07:56 PM (8I4hW)

43 Actual conversation on the Rogan show:

Smith: "Why are you keep talking about this guy ? (pseudo historian who thinks that hitler had his good sides...)??
Murray : "BECAUSE HE COMES ON PODCASTS LIKE THIS "(and you guys give them a voice, and legitimacy, and it drops into the mainstream as a legitimate(here is this word again) point of view..)

sheesh ...it's like listening to CNN personalities trying to debate the likes of Bessent or Hassett...painful...

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 07:56 PM (g47mK)

44 RIP Jewells.

Very dusty in here.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm sad to never have met Jewells at April 14, 2025 07:56 PM (sPQoU)

45 Many times our cats almost got sat on hiding under a blanket

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 07:56 PM (ypFCm)

46 Prayers of comfort for Jewells's loved ones. Such a special lady.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 14, 2025 07:56 PM (8CiiM)

47 May Jewells' Daughter & Family be Blessed with Peace and Strength at this exhausting time.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at April 14, 2025 07:57 PM (tcomi)

48 Very dusty in here.

Indeed, it is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2025 07:57 PM (mH6SG)

49 Just saw the news about Jewells. Condolences and prayers for her family.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 14, 2025 07:57 PM (J0kyM)

50 Sponge, Jewells wouldn't want that. She would want you remembering her dancing , laughing and enjoying tequila.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:58 PM (yp8Vj)

51 Signing off
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 07:59 PM (ypFCm)

52 "Jewells wouldn't want that. She would want you remembering her dancing , laughing and enjoying tequila.
Posted by: Ben Had"

No doubt she would prefer we carry on a usual.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

53 Sponge, Jewells wouldn't want that. She would want you remembering her dancing , laughing and enjoying tequila.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:58 PM (yp8Vj)



Yeah, I know.

It's just been a really rough year and this doesn't help any.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Should it scare people that we went from Rush being the most listened to person, to..Joe Rogan ? Granted , Rush had a solid audience of 30 million Americans, Rogan has millions....who know from where. Still.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 08:03 PM (g47mK)

55
"Janet Yellen looks like she smells of Ben Gay and cat piss.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

If they ever make a movie about her, AI Lionel Barrymore can play her.
Posted by: fd


Simon Bar Sinister

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2025 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

56 I think we are all Bozos on this bus.

Posted by: Um, Clem at April 14, 2025 08:05 PM (D7oie)

57 Should it scare people that we went from Rush being the most listened to person, to..Joe Rogan ? Granted , Rush had a solid audience of 30 million Americans, Rogan has millions....who know from where. Still.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 08:03 PM (g47mK)



I just can't listen to the dude spitball for 3 hours at a time, uninterrupted. He's really not that interesting to me. But, I'm not really a big podcast guy, so.......

I could do Crowder because he was only about an hour and actually entertained me most of the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Mainly lurker, occasional commenter: I am sorry that I never bought one of Jewell's creations. May God grant you rest, milady.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 14, 2025 08:06 PM (NcvvS)

59 "Simon Bar Sinister
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Exactly! Both their voices make me nauseous.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

60 screaming in digital put up a link to the tribute thread that TRex did for Jewells.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 08:06 PM (yp8Vj)

61 But I would like to hear Janet Yellen say "I'll get you, Underdog!".

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

62 Jewells is bringing her light and love and laughter to the other side. To you, dear Jewells, I am happy to have called you a friend.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 14, 2025 08:08 PM (0nHVk)

63 Janet Yellen for Purewick System.

Posted by: Continence Is Overrated at April 14, 2025 08:08 PM (G5+As)

64 I just can't listen to the dude spitball for 3 hours at a time, uninterrupted. He's really not that interesting to me. But, I'm not really a big podcast guy, so.......

I could do Crowder because he was only about an hour and actually entertained me most of the time

====

I hope people move on, and the market produces alternatives.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 08:09 PM (g47mK)

65 I'm out. RIP jewels. Have a good-ish night everyone.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 14, 2025 08:09 PM (2J/Lj)

66 Just saw where Janet Yellen said she’s not sure bringing manufacturing back to the US is a good idea. Fucking retard.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 07:41 PM (u73oe)


There was a small chance she would have wound up as President. Everyone in the upper echelons of Biden's white house was an idiot.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2025 08:11 PM (D7oie)

67 Adam Carolla is the only podcaster I could listen to for any length of time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 14, 2025 08:12 PM (VofaG)

68 Should it scare people that we went from Rush being the most listened to person, to..Joe Rogan ? Granted , Rush had a solid audience of 30 million Americans, Rogan has millions....who know from where. Still.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 08:03 PM (g47mK)


Rush was interesting for what he had to say, Rogan is more interesting for who he talks too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2025 08:14 PM (D7oie)

69 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

70
Prayers ascending.
God speed Jewells.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2025 08:17 PM (H0pbe)

71 The Horde is an incredible community. I’m so glad to be a commenter here, and regret that I didn’t become one sooner. RIP, Jewells.

Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

72 Okay, I Guess I'm in Too brought back some memories...

Of a Ryan Grorge video--

http://tiny.cc/hjkg001

Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:19 PM (1Y0Cw)

73 Rush was interesting for what he had to say, Rogan is more interesting for who he talks too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2025 08:14 PM (D7oie) And hannity is more interested in what hannity has to say about hannity.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2025 08:19 PM (LHPAg)

74 I can see how 3 hours can become too tedious. I mean, who has 3 fkng hours to listed to this ? It's like watching golf on TV.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2025 08:20 PM (g47mK)

75 Sorry, but a cat's favorite thing to do is not hide under blankets.

A cat's favorite thing to do is to knock things off counters, shelves, and/or tables.

(No link to video, since you are all tech savvy adults, some of whom are as old as 29, fully capable of finding your own videos of cats knocking things off counters, shelves, and/or tables.)

Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:22 PM (1Y0Cw)

76 Jewells had this amazing aura around her. Happy and snarky and fiercely loyal.

I got Christmas and Easter and Halloween and Valentines Day and Thanksgiving and birthday cards from her. A special lady with a huge heart. I’m glad she is no longer suffering, but I will miss her so.

Cheers! To Jewells!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2025 08:24 PM (loRx9)

77 1 56yu564ry5e
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2025 07:32 PM (+KY4Y)

Why do I get the sense that this is an advertisement for Malt-O-Meal?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:24 PM (1Y0Cw)

78
I didn't have the pleasure of meeting Jewells.

I loved reading her comments here. We need more people like her.

RIP Jewells.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 14, 2025 08:25 PM (3ek7K)

79 Cheers! To Jewells!!!!

*raises a glass*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2025 08:26 PM (mH6SG)

80 (No link to video, since you are all tech savvy adults, some of whom are as old as 29, fully capable of finding your own videos of cats knocking things off counters, shelves, and/or tables.)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:22 PM (1Y0Cw)
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Who needs videos of cats when I can experience the real thing?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2025 08:26 PM (cweKM)

81
56yu564ry5e
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2025 07:32 PM (+KY4Y)

Why do I get the sense that this is an advertisement for Malt-O-Meal?
Posted by: tankdemon

================

fd's theory is Ovaltine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2025 08:26 PM (yxYe0)

82
I was just listening to more of Megyn Kelly riffing on Bezon's all-girl dildo mission. She was going about the "training" the gals received for the flight.

This grueling training lasted 2 whole days. It included such procedures as getting into and out of the capsule, practicing buckling and unbuckling their seat belts, talking with ground control over the comm system, and putting on their flight suits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 08:27 PM (w6EFb)

83 Would you like a nice Merlot or Syrah this evening, Ben Had?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2025 08:27 PM (0sNs1)

84 77 Why do I get the sense that this is an advertisement for Malt-O-Meal?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:24 PM (1Y0Cw)

Ovaltine, you degenerate scum. Get your cultural references straight.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:28 PM (1Y0Cw)

85 Waiting to hear what the disposition of Jewells final resting place will be. She will have flowers from the Horde at her service.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 08:29 PM (yp8Vj)

86 81 fd's theory is Ovaltine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 14, 2025 08:26 PM (yxYe0)

That's because fd had a better recollection of the movie than I did.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:29 PM (1Y0Cw)

87 I didn't know Jewels, but the reaction of all the grey boxes here is a testament to the type of person she obviously was. A quick prayer for her soul and for comfort to those in mourning.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 14, 2025 08:31 PM (1Y0Cw)

88 We interrupt this Bozos Cafe and glowing tribute to our dear friend jewells45 with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update:

Someone sprayed Miracle-Gro on my bookshelves and my TBR pile grew by 6.5" today.

Details to follow on Sunday...

We now return you to the tribute to jewells45, one of the sweetest, loveliest souls I've ever met.

I'm hoping a huge welcoming committee of dogs she's helped over the years was waiting for her on the other side.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2025 08:35 PM (cweKM)

89 Perfessor, remember the first time you met her? I do.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 08:36 PM (yp8Vj)

90 I'm a bit behind, and just saw this from the last thread:
BREAKING: Katy Perry said she felt deeply connected to the "strong divine feminine" after her spaceflight alongside an all-female crew.

There were some jokes and such, but I've seen a similar effect from a woman in an airplane. You can skip to 3:10 if you just want to see the effects of zero g on the female body:
https://tinyurl.com/3mn42mns

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 14, 2025 08:38 PM (ycI94)

91 Perfessor, remember the first time you met her? I do.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 08:36 PM (yp8Vj)
----
I not only remember meeting her, I remember dancing with her at a TXMOME!

I will treasure that memory forever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2025 08:39 PM (cweKM)

92 If you ever wondered why people go to a MoMe, Professor just answered that in Spades.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 08:41 PM (yp8Vj)

93 I am just gutted about Jewells. I will be wearing the anklet she made me tomorrow.
Posted by: Piper

May her memory be Eternal. She was a hell of a gal.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

94 RIP, Jewells.

May you be surrounded by God's love and light now, with all the pain and tears of this world left behind.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Trying To Reason With 1040 Season at April 14, 2025 08:44 PM (Aqu9a)

95 It was interesting to observe Rush change his format over the years. When Rush began there was no internet. Information was obtained via some form of TV connection or a periodical subscription such as The American Spectator or The Weekly Standard, which came a little later. Oh, also once a week for thirty minutes, The McLaughlin Report. Rush blew up the radio and the political information world.

When Rush originated it was three hours of information and analysis the likes never heard before. As the years went by and the internet grew he adapted his format to a more informed audience. He always mentioned who his audience was and the business he employed to analyse it. He talked about Rush babies but when a new, more accurate survey of his audience revealed that growth was coming from a younger generation his format changed again.

As he adapted to his new audience critical analysis diminished. I missed that the most.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:47 PM (AneyV)

96 My cat is a burrower. I have to be very careful around blankets. I've got some great video.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 14, 2025 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

97 Join me in a raised glass in memory of beautiful, talented Lady that so loved the Horde. I am forever blessed by having had her in my life

She went to Heaven wearing her " after this there will be tacos" shirt.

She brought love and joy.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 07:38 PM (yp8Vj)
***

To absent friends. Thank you for being a part of this amazing group.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 14, 2025 08:51 PM (W/lyH)

98
82
I was just listening to more of Megyn Kelly riffing on Bezon's all-girl dildo mission. She was going about the "training" the gals received for the flight.

This grueling training lasted 2 whole days. It included such procedures as getting into and out of the capsule, practicing buckling and unbuckling their seat belts, talking with ground control over the comm system, and putting on their flight suits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 14, 2025 08:27 PM (w6EFb)

-----

And surreptitiously tweezing their tight-fitting space uniforms out of their butt cracks.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 14, 2025 08:51 PM (t1fZA)

99 Jewells is gone?!

May her memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2025 08:52 PM (Wnv9h)

100 I had to rescue a cat from a tree this morning after she spent all night there after being chased up it by Bruno. You would think the cat would be ready to come down and let go of the damn tree before we both fall off this ladder but noooo...

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:53 PM (vFG9F)

101 Cryptographer that I am, 56yu564ry5e was entered into the Bing query line. The secret is revealed.

mu.nu
https://acecomments.mu.nu
Golden Bozos Cafe
1 day ago · 23 "56yu564ry5e Posted by: Blonde Morticia" Drink More Ovaltine? Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 07:43 PM (vFG9F) 24 She is the Paul Krugman of Jim Cramer's. Posted by:

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:53 PM (AneyV)

102 "Cryptographer that I am, 56yu564ry5e was entered into the Bing query line. The secret is revealed."

The internet is an amazing huge repository of completely useless information.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

103 President Trump just froze $2,2 billion in grants to Harvard.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 08:57 PM (u73oe)

104 jewells z"l

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

105 Hi all. Just got back from our trip to see some Morons, the first being Jewells. I gave her a big but gently hug from all of us.
Her sweet sister just told me that Jewells the other day, while still coherent, said that she wanted people to donate to Shep’s Place Senior Dog Sanctuary in Independence, MO.
So, let’s show them some love, for Jewells!

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 14, 2025 08:58 PM (xMiS2)

106 I got willowed in the Quick Hits, so sharing this again....

This is the Hobby Thread from January 25 that was devoted to Jewells' lovely creations: https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=413356

(I have a few of her pieces; my favorite is a colorful and whimsical ankle bracelet that's totally out of character for a frumpy librarian, but I adore it.)

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 14, 2025 08:58 PM (Szews)

107 The internet is an amazing huge repository of completely useless information.
Posted by: fd

I know! I read that on the internet.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 08:58 PM (cYBz/)

108 RIP Jewells.

* raises glass, finishes old-fashioned *

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2025 08:59 PM (DgGvY)

109 The Lions Bridge over the River Ain in Northumberland

Since one of 'em fell off, do they just call it "The Lion Bridge" now?

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2025 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

110 @Franklin_Graham

1/2 What a contrast to Easter last year at the White House when President Biden declared the most holy day of the year on the Christian calendar “Transgender Day of Visibility.”

@Franklin_Graham
2/2 I’m thankful for President @realDonaldTrump and the White House Faith Office, and I look forward to being there this week.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 09:00 PM (AneyV)

111 Snail Racer, Thanks for that. I loved Perfessor's comment about Jewells being greeted by all of those doggies on the other side. This will be a perfect tribute for her.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 14, 2025 09:02 PM (0nHVk)

112 Baby otter. Warning: May be evil.

Baby otter's first time in water.


* walks around in baby-otter-knee deep water for 10 seconds *

* walks out *

Well, that's enough of that. I identify as a stoat.

Posted by: baby otter at April 14, 2025 09:03 PM (DgGvY)

113 SnailRacer, done deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 09:03 PM (yp8Vj)

114 Clanky the Space Man>>Bosco>>Cocoa Marsh>>Quik>>Ovaltine>>Hershey's Syrup>>Malt-O-Meal

Posted by: Milk Ampifliers Ranked at April 14, 2025 09:04 PM (G5+As)

115 So, let’s show them some love, for Jewells!

Well done, SnailRacer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2025 09:05 PM (mH6SG)

116 This model loves the camera.

OK, the selfie at 0:22 got me. D'awwwww.

Posted by: mikeski at April 14, 2025 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

117 President Trump just froze $2,2 billion in grants to Harvard.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 14, 2025 08:57 PM (u73oe)

moar please

Posted by: Otto Pen at April 14, 2025 09:08 PM (sJHOI)

118 On Zelenski seeking to purchase more missiles...

"You don't start a war against somebody that is 20 times your size and then hope that people give your some missiles."
_President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 09:09 PM (AneyV)

119 Hi all. Just got back from our trip to see some Morons, the first being Jewells. I gave her a big but gently hug from all of us.
Her sweet sister just told me that Jewells the other day, while still coherent, said that she wanted people to donate to Shep’s Place Senior Dog Sanctuary in Independence, MO.
So, let’s show them some love, for Jewells!
Posted by: SnailRacer at April 14, 2025 08:58 PM (xMiS2)
----
Done!

I went to Shep's Amazon Wish List to make a contribution.

They are also raising funds for a new building.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 14, 2025 09:12 PM (cweKM)

120 Zelensky needs to eat a bag of dicks.

He’s a piece of shit who enriched himself, family and friends at the expense of his country. He laundered hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars. He needs to be naked, with honey poured over him, tied to the ground and covered in fire ants.

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2025 09:14 PM (mZt2Q)

121 Who started it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2025 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

122 Fuck Harvard, too. $60B+ in endowments and they get govt money. Fuck them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 14, 2025 09:19 PM (4ol1m)

123 26 Someone sent Piper to the pound? Seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April

I hope I get adopted.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 09:22 PM (aEau+)

124 RIP Jewells

Can't think of anything else to say. Very sad.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 14, 2025 09:23 PM (sAmhv)

125 113 SnailRacer, done deal.
Posted by: Ben Had at April

Seconded or thirded or whatever it is now. For Jewells.

Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 09:23 PM (aEau+)

126 Jewells loved Shep’s. And she reported on her new charges and her graduates in the Pet Thread.


What a lovely
Lady.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2025 09:30 PM (infHK)

127 The internet is an amazing huge repository of completely useless information.
Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

Girl in college called my mind 'An open sewer for useless info.'

I took it as a compliment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 14, 2025 09:32 PM (8HNt+)

128 So, donations would be "in memory of Julie"? Not sure Shep's knew her as Jewells

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 14, 2025 09:33 PM (cvWHI)

129 Thanks Snail Racer

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 09:33 PM (RIvkX)

130
Nobody could handle Piper on her own, but Ruby takes care of her and they wrestle each other instead of me. I think Piper may have been on her last visit...
Posted by: tcn


"We Named The Dog Piper"

https://is.gd/XVI0S5

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2025 09:35 PM (lnKdB)

131 Notsothoreau, yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2025 09:37 PM (yp8Vj)

132 120 Zelensky needs to eat a bag of dicks.

He’s a piece of shit who enriched himself, family and friends at the expense of his country. He laundered hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars. He needs to be naked, with honey poured over him, tied to the ground and covered in fire ants.

Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2025 09:14 PM (mZt2Q)

Do you have a newsletter? If so, how can I subscribe?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2025 09:41 PM (ZPuXm)

133 I hope I get adopted

If you're housebroken it might help.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 14, 2025 09:41 PM (nl0pK)

134 78
I didn't have the pleasure of meeting Jewells.

I loved reading her comments here. We need more people like her.

RIP Jewells.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 14, 2025 08:25 PM (3ek7K)

To Lurkers: please de-lurk. We want to get to know you.

(In a non-creepy way, of course.)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 14, 2025 09:47 PM (ZPuXm)

135 Very sorry to hear about Jewells, she will be sorely missed. Condolences to the family. I am glad she is no longer in pain.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 14, 2025 09:50 PM (0OORa)

136 Never had the pleasure of meeting Jewells, but from her posts and the comments here, sounds like the lady was a class act.

RIP.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 14, 2025 09:51 PM (q3u5l)

137 FYI, Shep’s is aware that donations may come in in memory of Jewells, rather than Julie.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 14, 2025 09:54 PM (xMiS2)

138 We got some lovely dachshund earrings and necklace from Jewels. Also enjoyed her posts about preparing for and attending craft fairs. Business seemed good until the plandemic.

Prayers for her family and many friends!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 14, 2025 09:54 PM (ZTJjv)

139 I remember when Jewels' big concern was her jewelry not selling, or dealing with an online shop. Simpler days.

RIP dear ette.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time marches on at April 14, 2025 09:57 PM (xnW8Y)

140 I have only recently de-lurked although I’ve been coming here since a certain Jarles Chonson blew up his blog. So I never interacted with Jewels, just read her comments. She seems to have been quite jewel herself. May she Rest In Peace.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2025 09:57 PM (ZVgZ4)

141 Peace and comfort to Jewell's family.
What a relief it must be to her to leave her ailing body behind. Godspeed, Jewells.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 14, 2025 09:57 PM (Eo96p)

142 “quite a jewel”

https://is.gd/6m2w1g

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 14, 2025 09:59 PM (ZVgZ4)

143 Iassume that this is the 'Shep's Place' that we are talking about?
https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2025 10:01 PM (XeU6L)

144 Could we raise $5,000 in memory of Jewells to have one of the areas in the building addition named after her? One big donation from Ace of Spades.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 14, 2025 10:01 PM (ZTJjv)

145 NOOD

ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 10:05 PM (Vqx30)

146 Thanks for the link to Shep's place.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at April 14, 2025 10:12 PM (Nigj3)

147 Thanks for the link to Shep's place.
Posted by: Pod Hamp
------

I just did a search, and it has probably been posted elsewhere, I haven't confirmed that that is correct place?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2025 10:15 PM (XeU6L)

148 Thanks for sharing your thoughts about congregates.

Regards

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