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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report — 4/ 14 /25![]() Pennsylvania State Police have arrested a Harrisburg man for the arson attack on Gov. Josh Shapiro and his family that sent them fleeing from the governor’s residence on the first night of Passover. Cody Balmer, 38, of Harrisburg, is expected to face charges of attempted murder, terrorism, aggravated arson, and aggravated assault against an enumerated person, authorities said. Shapiro, who is Jewish, became visibly emotional as he spoke about the 2 a.m. attack on his home as he and his family slept inside. “If he was trying to terrorize our family, our friends, the Jewish community, who joined us for a Passover Seder in that room last night, hear me on this: we celebrated our faith last night, proudly and in a few hours, we will celebrate our second Seder of Passover,” he said.. . . . . Balmer was allegedly carrying homemade incendiary devices when he snuck into the gated compound that is the official residence of the governor by jumping a fence, according to police. Investigators believe the attack was “targeted,” but haven’t determined a specific motive, Shapiro said. Police did not release more details on Balmer’s actions.Could it be that some knuckle-dragging Jew-hater did this merely because Shapiro = Jew. Sadly, of course this is a possibility. Meanwhile, as I reported last week and we discussed on the latest episode of the podcast (linked here, sidebar and at RSS, Spotify and Apple Podcasts) Shapiro is essentially a Jew in name only given this latest item on his rap sheet: Jewish Governor Gives $5M Grant to Mosque That Called Jews ‘Vilest People’ Gov. Shapiro promises to defend antisemitic mosque against Trump administration.I guess he's till bitter (herbs) about being Passed Over as VP for Tim Walz. And given the Democrats' and Deep State's known ability at faking insurrections and other high crimes and misdemeanors to take out their political enemies, that is anyone who is a fraction of an inch to the right of Boris Yeltsin. You could be forgiven for smelling a rat with this. It would also not surprise me if the perpetrator is perhaps a recent convert to the so-called religion of peace. And as it turns out, Ramadan was only a week or so ago. Of course, rainbow flags are the least of what Muslims will ban as their power grows. Which is why we should all be worried about EPIC City, Texas. I’d never heard of it until just a few weeks ago. Since then, I’ve heard about it again and again. Maybe the word hasn’t gotten to you yet. If not, here you go. EPIC City, according to an April 3 report by Caroline Vandergriff of CBS News, is a proposed “Muslim community” that is a project of the East Plano Islamic Center (hence the name EPIC) in partnership with a real-estate firm called Community Capital Partners. The plan is to construct “a thousand homes, a mosque, apartments, a school and more” on 402 acres in Collin and Hunt counties near the town of Josephine, about an hour northeast of Dallas. Since the initiative was announced last year, the leaders of the Islamic Center have hired Dan Cogdell, a leading Houston lawyer, “to help them navigate multiple state investigations” that were ordered by Governor Greg Abbott. In reaction to Abbott’s criticism of the EPIC City venture, Cogdell told Vandergraff that his clients “aren’t foreign adversaries” but “Texans.” “Americans.” “United States citizens.” And their only goal, he contended, “is to build a community that allows them to live together with people who value family and faith.” Yes, that’s what they want to do – but it’s not all that they want to do. They want to do Molenbeek and Tower Hamlets and Groruddalen one better. They want the total Muslim experience: no kafirun (infidels) with their uncovered wives and daughters and haram puppy dogs. If you wanted to defend EPIC City, you might point to the way in which the Amish settled Lancaster, Pennsylvania, or the Mormons’ establishment of Utah. But neither the Amish nor the Mormons have a doctrine of jihadist conquest. They aren’t instructed to despise non-believers or throw homosexuals from rooftops. Their sexual politics may be old-fashioned, but they’re light-years more advanced than Islam’s. But let's erase our borders and let everyone in so they can be free to set fire to sleeping subway riders or commit necrophilia on the subway, maybe commit necrophilia with the burning corpse. But deporting radical jihadist supporting professors and foreign "students" and it's a travesty against the founding principles of "our precious democracy!" Ditto Latin American illegal alien violent criminals. According to a new Harvard CAPS/Harris poll, almost two-thirds of Americans support the deportation of non-citizen students who show support for ”internationally recognized terrorist groups.” 63 percent want those who “voice support” to be deported; 67% want those who “actively support” terrorists to be deported. The responses differ by party. 84% of Republicans support deportation of such people as Mahmoud Khalil, who “actively supports” Hamas, and 83% of Republicans would support deporting Rumeysa Öztürk, who has “voiced support” for terrorists. But a different picture is painted when we look at the responses of Democrats. The Democrats are morally muddled: some have held onto their wits and seen their way clear to supporting such deportations, but about half of them still think that holders of green cards should be allowed to stay, even if they “actively support” terrorist groups such as Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine. More on this Great Divide can be found here: “Most Americans Agree With Deporting Mahmoud Khalil, Foreign Students Who ‘Support’ Terror Groups, Poll Finds,” by Corey Walker, Algemeiner, April 3, 2025:On a whole other front, it's back to the economy, tariffs and China. I and others touched upon the related issue of the national debt and how it relates to all of this and this just hits the nail on the head vis a vis tariffs, DOGE and the attempt to rein in an out of control crazy train bureaucracy. That has been going at warp speed for decades towards plummeting into the Grand Canyon Regarding the massive debt caused by China's trade surplus, China's strategy is to maintain export-led growth, which aids in generating jobs and enables it, through continued growth, to keep its large population productively engaged (and fed). Since this strategy is dependent on exports, China requires the yuan to continue to have a relatively lower value than the dollar and thus offer cheaper prices.. . . International trading that involves two currencies has a self-correcting mechanism. For example, China, currently running a trade surplus with the U.S., is sending goods to the U.S. and is getting paid in U.S. dollars. There is consequently a huge supply of dollars being held by China, which causes the dollar's value to depreciate against the yuan. This depreciation of the dollar, however, will eventually make U.S. exports cheaper and imports from China more expensive. Gradually, the U.S. will start exporting more and importing less, due to its lower-valued currency. This will ultimately reverse the current trading scenario. This is the self-correcting mechanism occurs in the international trade markets regularly, with little or no intervention from any authority. . . China wants to keep its exported goods competitively priced in the U.S. market. That cannot happen if the yuan appreciates in value. China thus keeps the yuan's value low compared to the dollar by using the intervention mechanism described above. However, this action leads to a huge pileup of dollars as forex reserves for China.China also manipulates the value of the yuan to keep its value low. China owns the trade deficit amount and expects the U.S. to pay the interest and principal when due (unless the U.S. defaults on its loan payments, which isn't likely). Speaking of loan payment defaults, China is currently in default on its sovereign debt held by American bondholders. "Lest anyone wonder about the age of these bonds, it is irrelevant. What matters is that this is a sovereign obligation." Kinda tells us who we're up against.And we just kept on borrowing and spending, for decades now. Someone's going to have to pay the piper. And lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
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G'morning J.J.
Don't often get a chance to participate in this thread, but the work schedule's been bumped back a bit this morning. Anyway, thank you J.J. You're a treasure. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 14, 2025 07:30 AM (O7YUW) 2
Happy Monday
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 07:30 AM (gbOdA) 3
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at April 14, 2025 07:31 AM (53oGX) 4
Good morning, everyone! I have finished my second cup of coffee so things are looking up.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 07:32 AM (NR6c1) 5
Good morning JJ and horde
Have I mentionedin awhile I h8 my co-workers lately? Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2025 07:32 AM (aHfB6) 6
@5/Skip: No, I don't think so. What'd Momma's little darlings at your work place do today that's set you off?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 14, 2025 07:33 AM (O7YUW) 7
EPIC city might as well be called "BEACHHEAD"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 14, 2025 07:34 AM (O7YUW) 8
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 07:36 AM (ExV1e) 9
Shapiro is, "...an enumerated person," so, doubleplus crime?.
Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2025 07:36 AM (i0F8b) 10
***New York’s Police Department is on the lookout for this sick bum
--- Curious that no one is interested in anything about the corpse. How did this living man become a corpse? Did he become a corpse on the train or did someone dump the corpse onto the train? Who was the corpse? What did he do? Did he have family or was he a bum? No, he was just a corpse. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:38 AM (AneyV) 11
***Should Foreign Students Who ‘Voice Support’ or ‘Actively Support’ Terrorist Groups Be Deported?
--- Emphatically, yes. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 07:40 AM (AneyV) 12
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 07:40 AM (Q4IgG) 13
Re: the teen who murdered his parents. I find it odd how the most badly educated generation ever tries to intellectually defend assassination culture.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 07:40 AM (kTd/k) 14
"Investigators believe the attack was “targeted,” but haven’t determined a specific motive, Shapiro said. Police did not release more details on Balmer’s actions."
So... police suspect fair play. Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at April 14, 2025 07:41 AM (dg+HA) 15
> I guess he's till bitter (herbs) about being Passed Over as VP for Tim Walz.
-------- A lot to unpack in one sentence. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 07:42 AM (Q4IgG) 16
@11/Braenyard: Exactly. Why is this even a question for some people?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 14, 2025 07:43 AM (O7YUW) 17
Ah! I see another Monster Child has come home to kill and roost but mostly to kill. I guess I was wrong but I'm dead now too so sue me.
Posted by: Zombie Dr. Spock, Pederast at April 14, 2025 07:44 AM (JQoR/) 18
>Ay Dios Mio! Organizers in Chicago Cancel Cinco de Mayo Parade Over Fear of ICE Raids
--- I chuckled. Was that wrong? Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2025 07:45 AM (AOsQT) 19
If you wanted to defend EPIC City,
Its easy to defend EPIC: • Islam eschews lending, so mortgages are not allowed, the formation of EPIC, I'm guessing, is probably more lease-hold, and that requires a corporation, either of shareholders, or of some combination of members and "investors" (likely foreign money). Its far easier to do that using the EPIC model. • Their neighborhoods ain't gonna let in DEI. (that ought to be a #1 reason) Also, with the possible lease-hold arrangement, their isn't the homeless, Section 8, and other social pathologies us Westerners seem to embrace and desire. • Its actually a trend. There are numbers of Christians are doing similar efforts to get away from the vile dreck of post-modern, post-constitutional government and society. • its an open rebuke of "Diversity is Our Strength" bullshit, and I'm glad they have the stones to put a fiduciary level of belief in combatting it. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 07:47 AM (a4flb) 20
Past presidents were too afraid to withstand any pain from allowing markets to help adjust the economy.
Good heavens man... if we were to allow the markets to adjust the economy, and it worked, people might start to wonder what other things the government was screwing up, either from incompetence or malice, and then they might start insisting on cutting the government. No, better that all of you, not us of course, but all of you live lives of quiet despair than to suggest that things would be better with less government. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 07:48 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 07:49 AM (x0n13) 22
There are numbers of Christians are doing similar efforts to get away from the vile dreck of post-modern, post-constitutional government and society.
The problem is that the press gives them negative press. "White Nationalism" and "Christian Nationalism" are the usual go-to insults. Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 07:50 AM (NR6c1) 23
The subway took a wrong turn, under a cemetery and so it picked up a corpse by mistake ....
Next Ghostbusters movie? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 07:52 AM (u1OwZ) 24
The subway took a wrong turn, under a cemetery and so it picked up a corpse by mistake ....
It had two tokens on its eyelids so the transit cops had to let him on. Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 07:53 AM (NR6c1) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 07:54 AM (ExV1e) 26
If EPIC happens, I’d be fairly close since I’m in Collin County. I don’t want it… call that NIMBYism if you like.
Regarding the defense at 19… I am not persuaded. DEI can be effectively opposed without having sharia neighborhoods. I’m sorry… I just don’t see it as another Amish community I’m glad Greg Abbott has stated it won’t happen Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 14, 2025 07:55 AM (ANuwa) 27
Architecture is a choice of ideology. How we design public space is a suitable material for an anthropological study, and it says everything about who we are, our perspectives on life, death, and eternity
Is it just me, or do I notice that a lot of these Big Box, Wham Bam Jesus Jam "churches" make their architectural choices towards massive square footage, arena style "worship" centers with gyms, bowling alleys, coffee shops and book/merch stores rather than our ancestors who built magnificent Gothic Cathedrals? Something about Francis Shaeffer's "Line of Despair" comes to mind. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 07:55 AM (a4flb) 28
24 The subway took a wrong turn, under a cemetery and so it picked up a corpse by mistake ....
It had two tokens on its eyelids so the transit cops had to let him on. Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 07:53 AM (NR6c1) Tokens vanished about 40 years ago and the MTA uses Metrocards. That will also go the way of the Dodo soon and be just credit cards. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 07:56 AM (x0n13) 29
Okay, extra free time this morning used up. Time for work. Have a great day, Horde.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 14, 2025 07:56 AM (O7YUW) 30
Morning, news folken, and a tip of the chapeau to JJ for his hard work!
There was a discussion of "Maundy Thursday" on the Tech Thread. I remember seeing that phrase in Wells's The Invisible Man, but had no idea what it referred to. Hey, despite growing up in a very Catholic city and having Catholics galore as friends and a second wife, I had no idea what "The Stations of the Cross" was until I was a grownup. Also, English "biscuits" = our "cookies." I first read about "sugar biscuits" in a British mystery novel when I was about fifteen, and thought I knew what it meant. I sprinkled some sugar inside a sourdough biscuit and gave it a try. Sweet, but a lousy texture and aftertaste. Later I found out the real meaning. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2025 07:56 AM (omVj0) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 07:57 AM (u1OwZ) 32
rather than our ancestors who built magnificent Gothic Cathedrals?
My church meets in a quonset hut. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 07:58 AM (SfhV1) Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 07:58 AM (VoAdT) 34
My day job requires me to follow what's going on with "Climate Change"as it applies to public companies. You wouldn't believe the insanity in the details.
The US SEC adopted crazy rules mandating disclosures over CO2 emissions. That's because CO2 is a pollutant that will bring on the End of Days, don't you know... Because an EPA rule says so. Thankfully the SEC rule is dying by a thousand cuts, including a recent stake to the heart from the Eighth Circuit. Populists like me love to hate SCOTUS Roberts but he has been doing some positive things. Given last year's decision in Chevron, we're starting to see lawsuits aiming to eliminate all sorts of federal rules adopted without sufficient Congressional oversight. This will be boring but momentous. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 14, 2025 07:59 AM (Gqoy+) 35
The stabby fellow who killed the young gentlemen at the sports game and is now enjoying a massive go-fund-me. The family of the deceased and each friend should now sue Mr. Stabby (attaching the go fund me) for wrongful death to collect the go fund me $.
New topic, it's amazing to see Dershowitz becoming secretly MAGA. He's one of the few who acquiesced to abandoning the Democrats because their behavior was so egregious. Posted by: actaully inside the beltway at April 14, 2025 07:59 AM (Wg6v7) 36
Meanwhile, the EU presses on with its even worse set of Climate Change rules. Saner EU heads are starting to realize that it will bring on economic calamity, and so they're watering them down. Which will make them worse than useless, but bureaucrats still have to bureaucrat.
EU bureaucrats are politically insulated and unaccountable. They'll be the death of the EU experiment. That, and high energy prices. In response, EU leadership is doing all it can to ignore a majority of its people. This won't end well, and I expect it might get sporty. My hope is that the US regains its swagger as a high-end manufacturer (robots + AI = !!!), with huge sales to all the World except China. A boy can dream ... Posted by: Ignoramus at April 14, 2025 08:00 AM (Gqoy+) 37
Which color on the faggot flag represents the NY subway rider who took a dead end Hershey highway? And does the dearly departed have a color too?
Love is love. Don't be a hater. Posted by: Minuteman at April 14, 2025 08:00 AM (47/pr) 38
>Also, English "biscuits" = our "cookies."
---- Reminds me: over the weekend I watched the entire run of The Office (UK version). It's only 12 episodes over 2 seasons. SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO. It is so bad. Just my opinion of course. Posted by: Don Black at April 14, 2025 08:00 AM (AOsQT) 39
To my uneducated cat-grrl thinking, having a knife in a backpack is premeditation.
He went there looking for a confrontation. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:01 AM (u1OwZ) 40
"Regarding the massive debt caused by China's trade surplus..."
Oh? Is that why Congress keeps passing those massive bloated spendathon bills stuffed with pork? And upping the debt ceiling every year like a rocket-propelled elevator exceeding the speed of sound as it passes the 36 trillionth floor? Because of China's trade surplus? Seems to me they've got causation the wrong way round there. The USA borrows from abroad to cover its out of control spending. Because it's spending more than it earns, it's buying more than it sells. Hence the trade imbalance. It's not complicated. Posted by: NiV at April 14, 2025 08:01 AM (Z6rXo) 41
Pushing Communism in American High Schools
When I read pieces like this I wonder if we have any real chance of reversing our cultural trajectory, or at best just bought ourselves a four-year surcease. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2025 08:02 AM (UseAb) 42
Iran before Jimmy Carter and the islam revolution.
One pic is worth a thousand words. https://tinyurl.com/559fkeny -- Middle East states before muslim/islam uprising and after. 28 seconds https://tinyurl.com/2spd6yyd -- They are coming Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:02 AM (AneyV) 43
He went there looking for a confrontation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:01 AM (u1OwZ) no no no no he took the knife for self defense because he was being bullied. / Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:03 AM (SfhV1) 44
My hope is that the US regains its swagger as a high-end manufacturer (robots + AI = !!!), with huge sales to all the World except China. A boy can dream ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 14, 2025 08:00 AM (Gqoy+) robots + AI + enthusiastic and competent engineers = !!! robots + AI + DEI hires + B-school dropouts = ?!?!?! Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:03 AM (VoAdT) 45
Its hard to believe Ed Markey of all people sits on a committee reviewing the Isaacman nomination to run NASA. The guy is a Luddite, with no engineering background and a total machinr hack. Cannot stand the guy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 14, 2025 08:04 AM (UdbGC) 46
35 The stabby fellow who killed the young gentlemen at the sports game and is now enjoying a massive go-fund-me.
** Notice the photos of the two boys the media is using. Same thing they did with Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2025 08:05 AM (UseAb) 47
Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 08:05 AM (RIvkX) 48
Charon takes the R train?
I thought he had a little rowboat. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 07:58 AM (VoAdT) Whatever you do Don't pay the ferryman Don't even fix a price Don't pay the ferryman Until he gets you to the other side... Posted by: Chris de Burgh at April 14, 2025 08:05 AM (JQoR/) 49
Is there such a crime as "conspiracy after the fact"?
If someone stabs a guy, and I say "hey, neat, good job" and give him money after I find out about it, can I be charged as a conspirator or accomplice? I feel like that's got to be illegal somehow. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:06 AM (VoAdT) 50
Face it. The Democrats are soft on terror because they are the party that uses it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 08:06 AM (RIvkX) 51
Go Fund Me tosses out conservative funding while allowing this thug funding. Something should be done with GFM, like a nice fat lawsuit and a cease and desist order until it's settled.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:07 AM (AneyV) Posted by: Common Tater at April 14, 2025 08:08 AM (dpz3y) 53
"New York’s Police Department is on the lookout for this sick bum accused of having sex with a dead man’s corpse on a Manhattan subway, reports to the New York Post"
On the MTA? Poor old Charlie. Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:08 AM (vFG9F) 54
Tokens vanished about 40 years ago and the MTA uses Metrocards. That will also go the way of the Dodo soon and be just credit cards.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 07:56 AM (x0n13) OK, but I figured a good historical reference would explain things. And perhaps Metrocards will be replaced by a phone app. Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 08:09 AM (NR6c1) 55
My part of the country, carrying a knife over a certain size is no different than carrying a gun. Kid didn't stab him with a pocket knife. He was carrying a lethal weapon with intent.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:10 AM (AneyV) 56
Back when things were still good, people would wear a suit and a proper hat when riding public transit to give any corpses they stumbled across a good seeing to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:10 AM (VoAdT) 57
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro Reveals Arsonist ‘Set Fire’ to Governor’s Mansion
--------- Awful. Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:10 AM (Bvf7c) 58
54 Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 08:09 AM (NR6c1)
I assume my quip about the subway taking a wrong turn was not lost on everyone? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 08:11 AM (x0n13) 59
It's National Dolphin Day. 🐬
Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2025 08:12 AM (NpAcC) 60
Does Markey rhyme with Lackey?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:12 AM (AneyV) 61
Self-defense? That is what pocketknives are for.
To pull a knife out of a backpack takes too long. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:13 AM (u1OwZ) 62
Shapiro is a ridiculous nobody, this has all of the hallmarks of an IC/Deep State/MKUltra Op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 08:13 AM (XV/Pl) 63
Gag, it's going to be hot today. It didn't cool down last night. Summer's rolling in.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:13 AM (AneyV) 64
The USA borrows from abroad to cover its out of control spending. Because it's spending more than it earns, it's buying more than it sells. Hence the trade imbalance. It's not complicated.
——- Negative balance of trade. Since 1975. It is complicated because ordinarily this isn’t possible, Ever. But the US dollar is the world “reserve currency”. This allows the government in effect, among a great many other things, to export monetary inflation. And tranny comic books to Peru, etc. Posted by: Common Tater at April 14, 2025 08:13 AM (dpz3y) 65
My part of the country, carrying a knife over a certain size is no different than carrying a gun. Kid didn't stab him with a pocket knife. He was carrying a lethal weapon with intent.
Posted by: Braenyard The simple fact that it had a blade of any size and it was brought to a school event makes it a felony. And there WEREN'T two thug schools. These were two high end ritzy schools. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:14 AM (8JE3Q) 66
First the Kvetchin Gretchen kidnapping and now an arsonist?
Is there a pattern of force here, lame attempts at the Reichstag fire? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:15 AM (u1OwZ) 67
39 To my uneducated cat-grrl thinking, having a knife in a backpack is premeditation.
He went there looking for a confrontation. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:01 AM (u1OwZ) ---- That's been my take all along. Posted by: Ciampino - needy today at April 14, 2025 08:15 AM (sPQoU) 68
The USA borrows from abroad to cover its out of control spending. Because it's
Fixed for accuracy. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:16 AM (8JE3Q) 69
> Face it. The Democrats are soft on terror because they are the party that uses it.
---------- I said this before; Democrats are the equivalent of Islamic authoritarian terrorists. There's little difference in each ideology; think like us or die. Democrats are every bit as passionate about their ideology as Islamists are about theirs. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 08:16 AM (Q4IgG) 70
Go Fund Me tosses out conservative funding while allowing this thug funding. Something should be done with GFM, like a nice fat lawsuit and a cease and desist order until it's settled.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:07 AM (AneyV) I don't believe GFM is permitting any accounts on his behalf. They may have instituted that policy to fuck over Rittenhouse but they appear to be using it impartially. Every account I've seen for the killer has been on GSG, which permits them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 08:16 AM (ExV1e) 71
Republicans fear Trump’s trade war could lead to political wipeout
_thehill ---- Suck it up buttercups. The only Republicans to be wiped out are the Pubbie squishes. Buh bye. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:16 AM (AneyV) 72
Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.
Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:17 AM (77rzZ) 73
Not today barrel. Auto close tags for the win.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:17 AM (8JE3Q) 74
@66
>>Is there a pattern of force here, lame attempts at the Reichstag fire? And unlike the memory holing of two presidential assassination attempts, the media is going to keep the Shapiro Op in the news forever. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 08:17 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: callsign claymore at April 14, 2025 08:17 AM (Jwq9Q) 76
Ay Dios Mio! Organizers in Chicago Cancel Cinco de Mayo Parade Over Fear of ICE Raids
Corona sales hit hard. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:18 AM (gbOdA) 77
And unlike the memory holing of two presidential assassination attempts, the media is going to keep the Shapiro Op in the news forever.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 08:17 AM (XV/Pl) I think they'll actually try to memoryhole it. If they could have pinned it on a convenient target, they would have already. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:18 AM (VoAdT) 78
He just needed one more nickel.
Posted by: The Kingston Trio at April 14, 2025 08:18 AM (dg+HA) 79
Ay Dios Mio! Organizers in Chicago Cancel Cinco de Mayo Parade Over Fear of ICE Raids
Corona sales hit hard. Posted by: rhennigantx Why cancel "White guy acts Mexican" day? Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:19 AM (8JE3Q) 80
@71
>>Suck it up buttercups. The only Republicans to be wiped out are the Pubbie squishes. Buh bye. The thing that's going to wipe out the Republicans is they suck, general Democrat thievery and they suck. Or alternatively... He Mike Johnson, how's that regular order going? Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 08:19 AM (XV/Pl) 81
Had to stop reading after the mention of Cory Booker and the musical Hair. It's too early in the AM for me to figure a connection since the fiercely heterosexual Senator is a chrome dome. Care to explain?
Posted by: Newark In The Rear View Mirror at April 14, 2025 08:20 AM (G5+As) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:20 AM (u1OwZ) 83
DEI can be effectively opposed without having sharia neighborhoods. I’m sorry… I just don’t see it as another Amish community
I’m glad Greg Abbott has stated it won’t happen That is the thing. I believe it is a legitimate concern to have another Dearbornistan, this time in Texas. And EPIC is more than just an HOA that requires community members to observe Sharia. Muslims have also communicated quite clearly what their long-term objectives are in the West, and so far they are consistent and victorious. EPIC, no matter what they say now to get the permits, will be yet another advance on their war against the West. As far as Abbott. He is a bad governor because he is a career, opportunistic, feckless politician first. The State of Texas could write and pass legislation to ban Sharia law, but they won't do it because they don't want to do it. Its like the same political bullshit we get from the Party when they acknowledge our grievances and promise to do something about it after we elect them, and then they promptly go about ignoring the very thing we were concerned about. EPIC has turned into yet another wedge issue to generate emotions in the population. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:20 AM (a4flb) 84
Why cancel "White guy acts Mexican" day?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:19 AM (8JE3Q) Come se dice ROUND UP? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:20 AM (gbOdA) 85
rickb223, You can't carry a pocket knife to school?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:21 AM (AneyV) 86
So now we're in for another high-profile, race-inflamed, riot-inducing murder trial?
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2025 08:21 AM (UseAb) 87
Sorry, JJ. I admit that the remark about the subway went over my head.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 08:21 AM (NR6c1) 88
Republicans fear Trump’s trade war could lead to political wipeout
Which Republicans? Of is this yet more of the "Anonymous Sources" crap that is merely a front for more Leftist propaganda? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:22 AM (a4flb) 89
EPIC and The Colony.
Texas seems to have a real problem with these semi-autonomous enclaves. I read what Abbott has said about them. The Colony, a purported rural shithole enclave for illegals that's been there for years, remains. EPIC is in the news because it's not been shut down. The legal wrangling over it continues apace. The alleged bribery scam to get The Colony going included Abbott. His track record with this sort of thing isn't exactly "stellar." YMMV Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 08:23 AM (Q4IgG) 90
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:23 AM (Zz0t1) 91
Since when is lighting someone's house on fire terrorism? I mean......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:23 AM (Zz0t1) 92
Damn beer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:23 AM (Zz0t1) 93
New York Bum Allegedly Has Sex With Corpse on Subway - Now He's On The Loose!"
Is this guy's nickname "The Bear? Posted by: Kwak! at April 14, 2025 08:23 AM (89Sog) 94
Jewish Governor Gives $5M Grant to Mosque That Called Jews ‘Vilest People’ Gov. Shapiro promises to defend antisemitic mosque against Trump administration.
At least we know on which side he stands........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:24 AM (Zz0t1) 95
59 It's National Dolphin Day. 🐬
Posted by: redridinghood Thanks for the heads up. Will be opening a can of tuna-free dolphin for lunch. Posted by: Luke Halpin at April 14, 2025 08:24 AM (G5+As) 96
rickb223, You can't carry a pocket knife to school?
Posted by: Braenyard Not legally. Not anymore. Not to my knowledge. What used to be a harmless tradition is now carrying a concealed weapon. Especially an after school sporting event. I can't carry my legally permitted and concealed firearm. Damn sure they won't let some kid carry a cuchillio. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:24 AM (8JE3Q) 97
>>>That is the thing. I believe it is a legitimate concern to have another Dearbornistan, this time in Texas.
--- They are coming. https://tinyurl.com/mtxz5wnd Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:25 AM (AneyV) 98
88 Republicans fear Trump’s trade war could lead to political wipeout
They always fear something. Maybe they should think about strapping a 2x4 to their spines, actually doing what their voters want and telling the Left and media to fu*k off. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2025 08:25 AM (UseAb) 99
Even when I was a kid, I caught hell for bringing my pen knife to school. Didn't even mean to, it was just still in my pocket.
No actual discipline, just caught an earful over it. But still. That was a good long while ago. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:26 AM (VoAdT) 100
Tokens vanished about 40 years ago and the MTA uses Metrocards. That will also go the way of the Dodo soon and be just credit cards.
What happened to the barcodes tattooed on our foreheads or the subdermal chip in the back of the hand? I was promised all of these things for the past fifty years from the the Hal Lindsey crowd. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:26 AM (a4flb) 101
Jewish Democratic Council of America Compares Trump to Pharaoh for Deporting Hamas Supporters
I did not even click on this article as it is just too stupid to deserve wasting a few bytes of data. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:26 AM (gbOdA) 102
EPIC has turned into yet another wedge issue to generate emotions in the population.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:20 AM (a4flb) They attempted to build all kinds of shit without permits and the 'leader' has been arrested for embezzlement. That's what I've heard, anyway. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:27 AM (Zz0t1) 103
I am proposing legislation to ban public transit of corpses on mass transit. The hearse industry does not need the competition.
Posted by: Councilman Cadaver at April 14, 2025 08:27 AM (G5+As) 104
What happened to the barcodes tattooed on our foreheads or the subdermal chip in the back of the hand?
I was promised all of these things for the past fifty years from the the Hal Lindsey crowd. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:26 AM (a4flb) Is not face recognition the same thing? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:27 AM (gbOdA) 105
My church meets in a quonset hut.
Posted by: grammie winger Robes, gowns, ornamentation and ornate structures are nice but not the point. Good for you, grammie. Posted by: Auspex at April 14, 2025 08:28 AM (j4U/Z) 106
I did not even click on this article as it is just too stupid to deserve wasting a few bytes of data.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:26 AM (gbOdA) So.... The Lord hucked a bunch of Plagues at Trump until he relented and told the rugfuckers to just GTFO? .... Yeah, you're right. Too stupid. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:28 AM (VoAdT) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:28 AM (Zz0t1) 108
103 I am proposing legislation to ban public transit of corpses on mass transit. The hearse industry does not need the competition.
Posted by: Councilman Cadaver at April 14, 2025 08:27 AM (G5+As) I vote for a ban to end screwing dead people. The prostitution industry does not need the competition. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:29 AM (gbOdA) 109
The alleged bribery scam to get The Colony going included Abbott. His track record with this sort of thing isn't exactly "stellar."
See what you did? You lifted up the rock and exposed what is squirming underneath it. The reason why politicians stir the shit on EPIC and then refuse to use their powers as elected officials to remedy it is because they don't want to stop the problem, they want to milk it for bribes, kickbacks and political wedges. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:29 AM (a4flb) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:29 AM (Zz0t1) 111
😂😂😂
How to use cuchillo in a sentence. He used a knife to cut the bread. Usó un cuchillo para cortar el pan. She keeps a knife in her purse for safety. Guarda un cuchillo en su bolso por seguridad. THANK YOU CHROME ENGRISH TO SPANGLISH. 😂😂😂 Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:29 AM (8JE3Q) 112
Is Tehran burning?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 08:30 AM (RIvkX) 113
I saw The Rugfuckers open for GWAR at Germanfest in '94.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:30 AM (Zz0t1) 114
My golf ball made it on the Saturday ONT.
I'm almost famous. Posted by: Sponge Hell of a slice. 😉 Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:30 AM (8JE3Q) 115
Prohibited Knives
Texas no longer has a list of prohibited knives as of 2017. However, any knife with a blade longer than 5.5 inches is considered a location-restricted knife, meaning it cannot be carried in certain places like schools, churches, hospitals, or amusement parks. Minors under 18 are not allowed to carry these knives unless accompanied by a parent or guardian. --- It appears, in Texas, one may carry a common pocket knife anywhere. A blade of more that 5.5 inches is more than casual carry. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:31 AM (AneyV) 116
Let the Muzzies build their community. Then build a wall around it sealing it off from the rest of the world.
Problem solved. Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:31 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:32 AM (AneyV) 118
NASA Webb’s Autopsy of Planet Swallowed by Star Yields Surprise
-------- FFS who writes these headlines - andycanuck? Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:32 AM (Bvf7c) 119
Trump is scheduled today to host El Salvador's president, Nayib Bukele, for a bilateral meeting at the White House as well as the Ohio State NCAA football champs.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2025 08:32 AM (NpAcC) 120
Hell of a slice. 😉 Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:30 AM (8JE3Q) https://youtu.be/e5u7yZiV3bI Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (Zz0t1) 121
Good morning Horde, happy Monday. Thx JJ.
Looks like the arsonist in Penn is a leftist loser who was about to lose his house. The state was starting foreclosure proceedings so naturally if you kill the governor and his family that would stop Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (6TePA) 122
My dad had a cool belt buckle knife. Never saw him without it.
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (Bvf7c) 123
Is not face recognition the same thing?
Face reco is a coöperative biometric, that is, you need to play along in order for it work. This is easily testable by trying to fool your "Hello Windows" sign-in mechanism if your computer is configured to use the camera for authentication. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (a4flb) 124
Anti-Israel Harvard Law School students organized a workshop on the Ivy League campus earlier this month to edit the Wikipedia pages of more than a dozen prominent law firms, singling out some that threatened to stop recruiting at the school over its failure to rein in anti-Semitic activity.
My goal is to never click on a wiki again. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (gbOdA) 125
The rightwing of both US political parties has always hated Jews l which is why US Jews vote 80% Dem
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith So Jews vote Democrat Party because the right wing of the Democrat Party hates Jews? Make it make sense. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (8JE3Q) 126
Major Hoffstetter simply points to - (S2Elw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (u1OwZ) 127
What happened to the barcodes tattooed on our foreheads or the subdermal chip in the back of the hand?
I was promised all of these things for the past fifty years from the the Hal Lindsey crowd. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:26 AM (a4flb) I'm so old I remember not being allowed to engage in commerce or community without a mask and a vax card. Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (Sf2cq) 128
120 Trump is scheduled today to host El Salvador's president, Nayib Bukele, for a bilateral meeting at the White House
Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2025 08:32 AM (NpAcC) Yes, looking forward to it. Bukele is a champ. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (UseAb) 129
106 My church meets in a quonset hut.
Posted by: grammie winger --- Home church is quietly growing here. I suspect it's growing elsewhere also. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (paSBy) 130
Looks like the arsonist in Penn is a leftist loser who was about to lose his house. The state was starting foreclosure proceedings so naturally if you kill the governor and his family that would stop
Isn't that everyone's first Go-To strategery for similar situations? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (a4flb) 131
What happened to the barcodes tattooed on our foreheads or the subdermal chip in the back of the hand?
I was promised all of these things for the past fifty years from the the Hal Lindsey crowd. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:26 AM (a4flb) bbc.com/news/business-61008730 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e) 132
New York Bum Allegedly Has Sex With Corpse on Subway - Now He's On The Loose!
Love is love h8ter! Posted by: The left at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (t0Rmr) 133
because the right wing of the Democrat Party hates Jews?
I didn't know there was a right wing of the Democrat Party. Who's in it? Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:35 AM (SfhV1) 134
leftist loser
Well, they tend to have the IQ of garden tools and all the impulse control of a worm being electrocuted. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:35 AM (u1OwZ) Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:35 AM (8JE3Q) 136
The rightwing of both US political parties has always hated Jews l which is why US Jews vote 80% Dem
Now explain why hardly any Republican gets elected unless it has the blessings and support of AIPAC? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:36 AM (a4flb) 137
The rightwing of both US political parties has always hated Jews
If you were to take 100 Democrats and have them take a test to measure their overall politics those that hated Jews would also be the most leftwing of them. Posted by: The left at April 14, 2025 08:36 AM (t0Rmr) 138
Home church is quietly growing here. I suspect it's growing elsewhere also.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (paSBy) Yes. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:36 AM (SfhV1) 139
Jews vote Democrat because they are masochists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:36 AM (AneyV) 140
I didn't know there was a right wing of the Democrat Party. Who's in it?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:35 AM (SfhV1) Hitler? Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:36 AM (Bvf7c) 141
So.... some serious looking dudes in khakis and sunglasses rocked up in a black Tahoe and said "hey, we can get you that house you want, nudge nudge wink wink".
Neat. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:37 AM (VoAdT) 142
126 The rightwing of both US political parties has always hated Jews l which is why US Jews vote 80% Dem
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith Yes, I've noticed all those right-wingers at the mass anti-Semitic eruptions on college campuses. Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2025 08:37 AM (UseAb) 143
Letitia James and 16 blue states sue Linda McMahon over $1 billion in leftover Covid pandemic funding.
--- Thought they pulled her license. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:37 AM (AneyV) 144
Religiously observant Jews vote R
Non-religiously observant Jews vote D overwhelmingly. The latter believe themselves to be an oppressed ethnic minority in the US. The rest of the left view them as uber white devils Posted by: The left at April 14, 2025 08:38 AM (t0Rmr) Posted by: callsign claymore at April 14, 2025 08:38 AM (Jwq9Q) 146
Oh yeah, any more news on that PA magistrate who shot her boyfriend while he was in bed? I heard she had 'impulse control' issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:38 AM (u1OwZ) 147
It's also....
National Pecan Day. Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2025 08:38 AM (NpAcC) 148
So now it's a knife thread?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 14, 2025 08:38 AM (dg+HA) 149
😁 Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:35 AM (8JE3Q) Said a prayer as we blasted through your berg yesterday..... Now I have to spend the entire week with the FIL staying with us. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:39 AM (Zz0t1) 150
I guess I have never said "don't cut and paste troll comments."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2025 08:39 AM (L5An7) 151
Isn't Leticia James being charged with mortgage fraud and other charges like pretending to be Human?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:39 AM (u1OwZ) 152
Sure, Hal Lindsey let us down. But at least we still have Jack Chick.
Hey! Jack Chick contributed greatly to our society by providing evangelicals an alternative to using cash for tipping at restaurants. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:40 AM (a4flb) 153
Home church is quietly growing here. I suspect it's growing elsewhere also.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (paSBy) Two or more people gathered together in the name of Christ is considered Church. Regardless of location. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:40 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:40 AM (u1OwZ) 155
@151 CBD, unfortunately troll comments are kind of sticky and pasty on their own
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 08:41 AM (6TePA) 156
Jews vote Democrat because they are masochists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:36 AM (AneyV) Nah - and I'm generalizing here - it's indoctrination. They are taught from an early age that Christians want to eliminate all Jews. They are taught that The Holocaust was a Christian movement - not the truth that Christians are actually the ones who saved Jews during the war - but that more than anything Christianity is just the latest in a long line of Jewish persecution going back to Egypt. It is motivated by fear and leftardism but mostly fear. Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:41 AM (Bvf7c) Posted by: That's not a knife at April 14, 2025 08:41 AM (dg+HA) 158
I hope RFK jr will expose the connection between SSRI meds and mass murderers. I think big pharma is responsible pushing a product that is not safe and should be liable.
Posted by: extybeebeachbum at April 14, 2025 08:41 AM (K0p6M) 159
Too bad. Some of the old MTA subway tokens were kind of pretty. I have a few. The ones with the Y cut out on NYC are my faves.
Part of the fun of the World's Fair is the subway special that takes you there. Any time, night or day, Just pay fifteen cents, hop on board, and you're on your way.... Posted by: Flushing Line #7 at April 14, 2025 08:42 AM (G5+As) 160
From the Russian UFO battle article:
“They can stand up for themselves if attacked.” I would assume it’s a foregone conclusion if they are capable of interstellar travel, they could stand up for themselves. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 14, 2025 08:42 AM (+K1xO) 161
I guess I have never said "don't cut and paste troll comments."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2025 08:39 AM (L5An7) Look what I've done!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) 162
Hey! Jack Chick contributed greatly to our society by providing evangelicals an alternative to using cash for tipping at restaurants.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:40 AM (a4flb) One of the Elders in our long-ago church used to leave pocket size Gideon New Testaments as tip. He always stuck a generous amount of money inside. Wonderful gentleman. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:42 AM (SfhV1) 163
Morning JJ. Thanks for everything
Posted by: Jonah at April 14, 2025 08:43 AM (YCxFk) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:44 AM (u1OwZ) 165
It seems to me that if you convert to the evil cult religion called Marxism, you're no longer a Jew.
> But at least we still have Jack Chick. Died some years ago, I think. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 08:44 AM (W5ArC) 166
The rightwing of both US political parties has always hated Jews l which is why US Jews vote 80% Dem
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith So Jews vote Democrat Party because the right wing of the Democrat Party hates Jews? Make it make sense. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:33 AM (8JE3Q) The only people who truly love Jews are the most leftwing portion of the Democrats party... the part that loves Hamas and Hezbollah... because they're big fans of murder and rape. Everyone else would be happy to just let Jews live their lives. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 08:44 AM (ExV1e) 167
So I guess the worst thing one could really do is quote a troll who quoted Queensryche.
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:44 AM (Bvf7c) 168
Thanks Sponge
We gonna get an Ottoman on the art thread now. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:44 AM (u1OwZ) I help where I can. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:45 AM (Zz0t1) 169
Puffins are among my favorite birds.
Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:46 AM (77rzZ) 170
Good morning good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 08:46 AM (cYBz/) Posted by: Cousin Vinny Gambini at April 14, 2025 08:47 AM (Y1sOo) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:47 AM (AneyV) 173
It appears, in Texas, one may carry a common pocket knife anywhere. A blade of more that 5.5 inches is more than casual carry.
Posted by: Braenyard EXCEPT: Sec. 46.03. PLACES WEAPONS PROHIBITED. (a) A person commits an offense if the person intentionally, knowingly,or recklessly possesses or goes with a firearm, location-restricted knife, club, or prohibited weapon listed in Section 46.05(a): (1) on the premises of a school or postsecondary educational institution, on any grounds or building owned by and under the control of a school or postsecondary educational institution and on which an activity sponsored by the school or institution is being conducted, or in a passenger transportation vehicle of a school or postsecondary educational institution, whether the school or postsecondary educational institution is public or private, unless: (A) pursuant to written regulations or written authorization of the school or institution; or (B) the person possesses or goes with a concealed handgun that the person is licensed to carry under Subchapter H, Chapter 411, Government Code And B doesn't apply. He didn't have a carry license. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:48 AM (8JE3Q) 174
153 Thank you for the belly laugh
Jack Chick promised me a professionally run conspiracy headed by the pope. But have I received my Jesuit secret decoder ring? No! Posted by: callsign claymore at April 14, 2025 08:48 AM (Jwq9Q) 175
One of the Elders in our long-ago church used to leave pocket size Gideon New Testaments as tip. He always stuck a generous amount of money inside. Wonderful gentleman.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:42 AM (SfhV1) Did he fold the money or was it obvious? Cuz, if he folded it, I wonder how much got thrown away. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 08:48 AM (ExV1e) 176
Puffins are pimps, they could have never out fought Great Auks-
The Penguin Godfather Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 08:49 AM (6TePA) 177
170 Puffins are among my favorite birds.
Posted by: Bulg We work together, in league and solidarity. Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at April 14, 2025 08:49 AM (G5+As) 178
A location restricted knife is one with a blade more than 5.5 inches long. A common Case or Buck three blade folding pocket knife is not restricted.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:49 AM (AneyV) 179
Did he fold the money or was it obvious? Cuz, if he folded it, I wonder how much got thrown away.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 08:48 AM (ExV1e) It was obvious. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:49 AM (SfhV1) 180
157 They are taught that The Holocaust was a Christian movement - not the truth that Christians are actually the ones who saved Jews during the war - but that more than anything Christianity is just the latest in a long line of Jewish persecution going back to Egypt
————- We have plenty of Jewish people on here to correct me on this, but I have never met a Jewish person who believes this. My ex was Jewish though he doesn’t count because he is more confused than he is anything, but my SIL is as well. I have worked for a number of Jewish people and one of my closest friends is Jewish, but orthodox. My understanding of this is more based in the concept of mitzvah - good deeds- and the Dems being the party who does this for the poor, the down and out, and especially the children. They are the party who protects minorities and their interests, which if you read the propaganda, this is what they sell. The Dems, unfortunately, are con artists. Orthodox Jews, however, are really conservative and vote this way. Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 08:50 AM (PRqXW) 181
That picture of Shapiro makes him look like Al Franken
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 08:50 AM (6TePA) 182
Have they figured out the Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2025 08:50 AM (iJfKG) 183
I rekon some of you younguns never heard of the Kingston Trio.
Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:50 AM (vFG9F) 184
> Yes, looking forward to it. Bukele is a champ.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 14, 2025 08:34 AM (UseAb) Just keep a close eye on autocorrect when you type his name. :-) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 08:50 AM (W5ArC) 185
some knuckle-dragging Jew-hater
Could just be mad at Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission. Or didn't get his doe tag in the mail. Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2025 08:51 AM (FhXTo) 186
"Puffins are among my favorite birds.
Posted by: Bulg We work together, in league and solidarity. Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front" Fake penguins! Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 14, 2025 08:51 AM (vFG9F) 187
Said a prayer as we blasted through your berg yesterday.....
Now I have to spend the entire week with the FIL staying with us. Posted by: Sponge Thank you. It is very much appreciated. Feel your pain with the in-law. 😉 Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:51 AM (8JE3Q) 188
187 "Puffins are among my favorite birds.
Posted by: Bulg We work together, in league and solidarity. Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front" Fake penguins! Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 14, 2025 08:51 AM (vFG9F) Skua you! And take Terns... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 08:52 AM (x0n13) 189
I got a bottle of gin from Iceland that's got a puffin on it. Lundey gin, i think? It's blue, but it turns pink when you put tonic in it.
Haven't cracked into my bottle yet, but I had some on the plane and i can confirm it does. At least it did for the three little shooters I had of it. Three points defines a trend, right? Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:52 AM (VoAdT) 190
Great auks got all the press and accolades, to our detriment.
Posted by: Mediocre Auk Foundation at April 14, 2025 08:52 AM (G5+As) 191
So what you guys are telling me is that Crocodile Dundee would have never made it out of DFW airport with that knife of his?
I’m pretty sure Rambo would have had a problem as well. I swear, a guy can’t even cary a short machete around in his pocket without being hassled by the man these days. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 14, 2025 08:52 AM (6ydKt) 192
Roc the casbah!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:53 AM (u1OwZ) 193
184 I rekon some of you younguns never heard of the Kingston Trio.
Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 08:50 AM (vFG9F) Made up. Never existed. Posted by: Tom Dooley at April 14, 2025 08:53 AM (VoAdT) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 14, 2025 08:53 AM (ExV1e) 195
Pro Trump dude won in Equador
Posted by: Jonah at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (YCxFk) 196
With 450,000 members across four states and DC, 1199 is the nation’s largest health care union and a huge force in New York politics.
That likely makes it too potent a power in Democratic politics for NY Attorney General Tish James to investigate, but that’s no reason the Trump administration can’t start digging — no matter which side comes out on top. Tish's ass is about to be going to jail. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (gbOdA) 197
Yo, Sponge - I'll be in your AO later this week and for about a month or so. If you'd like to try and meet up to swap lies in person sometime, drop me a message.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (cYBz/) 198
Well, they tend to have the IQ of garden tools and all the impulse control of a worm being electrocuted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2025 08:35 AM (u1OwZ) Now we know who spent the weekend out digging in the flower beds. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (a4flb) 199
Congratulations to Rory McIlroy for winning the Masters. I was pulling for Aberg, who ended up doing pretty well.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (SfhV1) 200
For what it's worth, which is nothing, my church meets in an old building with a steeple.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (kTd/k) Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (Q4IgG) 202
Alaska used to have laws against switchblades and "metal knuckles" (though never against big knives per se... this is a hunting-oriented state).
They scrapped them shortly after constitutional carry became a thing (open carry was always legal... concealed carry was illegal for a long time, then became legal with a permit, and now legal with no permit required). It didn't make much sense to stop a guy from carrying a switchblade while allowing him to carry a gat. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 08:55 AM (W5ArC) 203
189 187 "Puffins are among my favorite birds.
Posted by: Bulg We work together, in league and solidarity. Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front" Fake penguins! Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 14, 2025 08:51 AM (vFG9F) Skua you! And take Terns... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 08:52 AM (x0n13) This takes the booby prize. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:55 AM (gbOdA) 204
>>>My understanding of this is more based in the concept of mitzvah - good deeds- and the Dems being the party who does this for the poor, the down and out, and especially the children. They are the party who protects minorities and their interests, which if you read the propaganda, this is what they sell. The Dems, unfortunately, are con artists.
Orthodox Jews, however, are really conservative and vote this way. Posted by: Piper --------------------- Sounds right. Musk, for all his brains, said he always voted Democrat because they were the party that 'cared' for people. Go figure. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 08:55 AM (AneyV) 205
A location restricted knife is one with a blade more than 5.5 inches long. A common Case or Buck three blade folding pocket knife is not restricted.
Posted by: Braenyard You are correct! 👍🏻 Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 08:55 AM (8JE3Q) 206
106 My church meets in a quonset hut.
Posted by: grammie winger Robes, gowns, ornamentation and ornate structures are nice but not the point. Good for you, grammie. Posted by: Auspex at April 14, 2025 08:28 AM (j4U/Z) Being Catholic, our faith is steeped in ritual and the ornate. There is a beauty in it - especially the Latin Rite. I also recognize the beauty, wisdom and faith of my fellow Christian denominations as well as the Jewish faith. As Sponge mentioned above -- when 2 more people are gathered in My name......... Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2025 08:56 AM (2AW7/) 207
Posted by: Piper at April 14, 2025 08:50 AM (PRqXW)
Most of the orthodox Jews I know vote conservative. I am talking mostly about secular Jews from the area of the US where I grew up - I speak from experience, not my posterior. They believe that Christians are mad because "Jews" killed their Lord. Yes secular people are big fucking retard idiots. It doesn't change the fact that they vote Demonrat out of fear and prejudice, not "masochism". Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:56 AM (Bvf7c) 208
I would have a hard time getting into the spirit of a worship service in a Quonset hut.
Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:56 AM (77rzZ) 209
Yo, Sponge - I'll be in your AO later this week and for about a month or so. If you'd like to try and meet up to swap lies in person sometime, drop me a message.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (cYBz/) Nice! We'll need to make that happen. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) 210
209 I would have a hard time getting into the spirit of a worship service in a Quonset hut.
Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:56 AM (77rzZ) That's what the ayahuasca is for. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (VoAdT) 211
Pro Trump dude won in Equador
Let me guess, it was the Politics of Tariffs that won the election. I mean, you have Argentina and now El Salvador turning around and becoming known for massive improvements in human flourishing. President Bukkakke isn't in the US just because he wants to enjoy the spring weather. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (a4flb) 212
> I swear, a guy can’t even cary a short machete around in his pocket without being hassled by the man these days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 14, 2025 08:52 AM (6ydKt) You wouldn't believe what those TSA bastards did the time I tried to get on a plane with a two-handed Scottish claymore. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (W5ArC) 213
voted Democrat because they were the party that 'cared' for people.
===== There’s literally zero evidence of this. Just because they say it, doesn’t mean it’s true. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (+K1xO) 214
This takes the booby prize. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:55 AM (gbOdA) Mmmmmm......tits. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (Zz0t1) 215
Florida teacher fired because she called a student the 'wrong' name. Melissa Calhoun ran afoul of DeSantis's campaign to deny LGBTQ students the right to determine their own identity. Specifically, she respected the request of one of her students to be called by a name with female connotations without asking the young scholar's parents for permission.
For this breach of state law, she was one and done. No warning. She was axed. DeSantis is pure trash, but the bigoted parent that reported Calhoun is as well. That poor child. having failed at getting their child to surrender to the identity they insist upon, they chose to direct that frustration upon the teacher who was only trying to teach. the parents blamed the teacher for their child’s self-identity and took vengeance. I expect several blue state schools will offer her jobs in a hurry, based on eleven years’ experience and a reputation for tolerance and inclusivity. I expect underage suicides in Florida will rise. No doubt there are extremist maga parents who would rather have a dead child than one who identifies other than what the parents want. Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (JCZqz) 216
I don’t know why we have to bring Queensryche into it?
Silent Lucidity was a good song. They even had another decent song but hell if I can remember the name of it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (6ydKt) 217
Piper, I think that is a good read.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 08:58 AM (RIvkX) 218
allowing him to carry a gat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia We had to drown the gat, but we saved you two gittens. Posted by: Julius Marx at April 14, 2025 08:58 AM (G5+As) 219
Puffins are among my favorite birds.
Posted by: Bulg We work together, in league and solidarity. Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front" Fake penguins! Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 14, 2025 08:51 AM (vFG9F) Skua you! And take Terns... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 08:52 AM (x0n13) Lotta petreiol being expressed on the Blog this morning. Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 08:58 AM (77rzZ) 220
> Tish's ass is about to be going to jail.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 08:54 AM (gbOdA) She should be thrown in jail just for being a putatively adult woman who willingly goes by "Tish". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 08:59 AM (W5ArC) 221
> For this breach of state law, she was one and done. No warning. She was axed.
ITTM "natural law". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 09:00 AM (W5ArC) Posted by: pookysgirl, surrounded by dad jokes at April 14, 2025 09:00 AM (Wt5PA) 223
Anyone want to take action that Cody Balmer is a leftwing lunatic (and possibly even a Jew himself)?
As for Shapiro, I feel bad for his family in the aftermath of the attack. But not for him. Fuck him. He’s a self-gasser who coddled and even encouraged lunatics like Balmer. I got no problem with the monsters the left created turning on them. Reap, sow, repeat. Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at April 14, 2025 09:00 AM (dijc8) 224
She should be thrown in jail just for being a putatively adult woman who willingly goes by "Tish".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Does she speak French? -- Gomez Addams Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:00 AM (77rzZ) 225
I think DU somehow manages to pass (fail, really) some kind of bizarre inverted Turing Test.
It's impossible to distinguish them from a malfunctioning chatbot. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 09:01 AM (VoAdT) 226
There is a difference between people who know little and practice little but say "As a Jew..l" a lot and think Judaism is "being good" as defined by the current party line.
Jews who know and practice Judaism have a much more scriptural, hence, conservative worldview where it is much more nuanced than simply "being good" or "doing good deeds." Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2025 09:01 AM (RIvkX) 227
Booker said, “We should be focusing on the American people. This is not about party, left or right. It’s about right or wrong. We are in a moral moment right now in our country with attacks on Medicaid and tax cuts to the wealthiest in the country, and this is not who we are. We have to fight to keep American jobs, costs, economic security and American health care.”
My guess is at least 70% of all voters know that Medicaid is just fraud: 1. It was sold to help poor children and mothers. It is now just a catch all system to buy votes. 2. States lie, cheat, and steal to hide what they spend and what funds they can get from the Feds. 3. No study has ever really answered the question of does the system work! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 09:01 AM (gbOdA) 228
She should be thrown in jail just for being a putatively adult woman who willingly goes by "Tish".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia "Cara mia!" -- Zombie Gomez Addams Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 09:01 AM (cYBz/) 229
209 I would have a hard time getting into the spirit of a worship service in a Quonset hut.
Posted by: Bulg So Glub admits trappings, pageantry, gilt are what's important. Telling, that is. Posted by: Surface Fluff at April 14, 2025 09:01 AM (G5+As) 230
I don’t know why we have to bring Queensryche into it?
Silent Lucidity was a good song. They even had another decent song but hell if I can remember the name of it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (6ydKt) They had LOTS of good songs. Just beware when posting lyrics........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (Zz0t1) 231
Odds Balmer's lawyer claims Shapiro provoked his client by having a Tesla in his garage???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (Vqx30) 232
The Democrat party only does good deeds with other people's money.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (SfhV1) 233
The Democrat party only does good deeds with other people's money.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (SfhV1) And they don't even do that. Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 09:03 AM (Bvf7c) Posted by: Only 95 at April 14, 2025 09:03 AM (G5+As) 235
> "Cara mia!"
-- Zombie Gomez Addams Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 09:01 AM (cYBz/) Okay, exception if your name is Morticia. If it's Patricia, nope. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 09:04 AM (W5ArC) 236
81 Had to stop reading after the mention of Cory Booker and the musical Hair. It's too early in the AM for me to figure a connection since the fiercely heterosexual Senator is a chrome dome. Care to explain?
Posted by: Newark In The Rear View Mirror at April 14, 2025 08:20 AM (G5+As) The song with the lyric "President of the United States of Love..." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 09:04 AM (x0n13) Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 09:04 AM (cYBz/) 238
No molotov season
https://www.pa.gov/agencies/pgc/ wildlife/discover-pa-wildlife/ruffed-grouse.html I saw these twice in 17 years living in PA. Posted by: DaveA at April 14, 2025 09:04 AM (FhXTo) 239
The Democrat party only does good deeds with other people's money.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (SfhV1) Name one. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:04 AM (Zz0t1) 240
Hard to type. Big black cat on lap. Send lawyers, guns, and money.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 14, 2025 09:04 AM (omVj0) 241
233 The Democrat party only does good deeds with other people's money.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (SfhV1) And they don't even do that. Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 09:03 AM (Bvf7c) They don't teach anyone how to fish. They don't even give away fish. They pretend they give everyone fish while gorging themselves on other people's steak. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 09:04 AM (VoAdT) 242
So Glub admits trappings, pageantry, gilt are what's important. Telling, that is.
Posted by: Surface Fluff Hey, I sing in the choir. Yes, a certain amount of "pageantry" is important to me. To lift the proceedings a certain degree above the ordinary and the earthly. It's one of the most impressive things about Catholicism. Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:05 AM (77rzZ) 243
Good morning, Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2025 09:05 AM (vf0Y9) 244
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0 Unhinged Democrat says the more she watches Trump, the more she wants to call her dying father just to tell him how much she hates him—and what a piece of sh*t he is for voting for Trump. These people are seriously sick! https://tinyurl.com/5n6bbrae Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2025 09:06 AM (NpAcC) 245
They pretend they give everyone fish while gorging themselves on other people's steak.
==== Lots and lotsa tubesteak! Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice (D) at April 14, 2025 09:06 AM (+K1xO) 246
Food!
Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:06 AM (77rzZ) 247
I expect underage suicides in Florida will rise. No doubt there are extremist maga parents who would rather have a dead child than one who identifies other than what the parents want.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (JCZqz) This is their propaganda point and they will not let this woobie go. After you help the child cut off their dick, ruin their development forever with hormone blockers and then they realize later they cannot unfuck themselves, I am sure they will take that well. People are stupid. Children add an extra helping of crazy on top of that and it is parents job not to let them fuck themselves to where they can't change their minds later. Gah. Between abortion and this insanity, the SMOD would be justice. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:06 AM (bss/y) 248
"X is important."
"Oh, so X is all that matters to you?" Psycho Ex Girlfriend logic. It's everywhere. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 09:06 AM (VoAdT) 249
I think DU somehow manages to pass (fail, really) some kind of bizarre inverted Turing Test.
This was a post (and comments) from Daily Kos. I think they're much more radical and insane. Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 14, 2025 09:07 AM (JCZqz) 250
> They had LOTS of good songs. Just beware when posting lyrics........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (Zz0t1) I used to trust the media to tell us the truth (tell us the truth) But now I've seen the payoffs everywhere I look. Who do you trust when everyone's a crook? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 09:07 AM (W5ArC) 251
Hey, I sing in the choir. Yes, a certain amount of "pageantry" is important to me. To lift the proceedings a certain degree above the ordinary and the earthly. It's one of the most impressive things about Catholicism. Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:05 AM (77rzZ) Which is why I liked the Latin Mass....Then around here they went to Hootenanny Masses then on to Masses in Spanish.. They lost me... Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 09:07 AM (VE6XX) 252
having failed at getting their child to surrender to the identity they insist upon,
When I was six I identified as Superman every time I put of my Superman Underoos and donned the blue cape. Unfortunately, my new identity ended the day I jumped off the bed, and hurt my foot, and Mom, being Mom, told me to walk it off for a few days until she suddenly realized that walking it off wasn’t working, due to my obvious limp, took me to the ER, and they sadly informed her that I’d broken several bones in my foot. It all worked out in the end, though, because I could guilt trip Mom for a few weeks while I was wearing my special boot, and I got a few toys and pizza out of it. I then moved on to identifying as Spider-Man and eventually Snake Eyes from GI Joe, but eventually grew out of that when I realized that girls weren’t impressed by my Underroos and action figure collection in the slightest. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 14, 2025 09:07 AM (6ydKt) 253
The song with the lyric "President of the United States of Love..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Aha! Thanks. Posted by: Newark In The Rear View Mirror at April 14, 2025 09:08 AM (G5+As) 254
Recall that Shapiro was probably the prime VP candidate in 2024 but they couldn't run him because the Jew hate is so strong in the Democrat party....
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 09:08 AM (KQk9m) 255
212 Oh aye, we've come to dark days indeed.
* drowns sorrow in Drambuie * * punches an Englishman * Posted by: Grizzled Old Scottish Warrior at April 14, 2025 09:08 AM (Jwq9Q) 256
And there WEREN'T two thug schools. These were two high end ritzy schools.
Posted by: rickb223 That is where the best pickens are. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2025 09:08 AM (/lPRQ) 257
I did some work at the NE Texas house this weekend. My dumbass didn't bring a saw, the electric kind.
I had to cut some 2x4's by handsaw. My shoulders are sore. How did we ever survive the industrial age? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:08 AM (Zz0t1) 258
Hey there, Doof
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 14, 2025 09:09 AM (Jwq9Q) 259
Pageantry is earthly.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 09:09 AM (AneyV) 260
I used to trust the media to tell us the truth (tell us the truth) But now I've seen the payoffs everywhere I look. Who do you trust when everyone's a crook? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 09:07 AM (W5ArC) Revolution calling, you...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:09 AM (Zz0t1) 261
257 I did some work at the NE Texas house this weekend. My dumbass didn't bring a saw, the electric kind.
I had to cut some 2x4's by handsaw. My shoulders are sore. How did we ever survive the industrial age? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:08 AM (Zz0t1) Should have bought one there to keep there.... Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 09:09 AM (VE6XX) 262
John Astin is the last living member of the original Addams Family cast.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 09:10 AM (6TePA) 263
Love the Shapiro as Pharoah pic. Is it too much to ask that the next time he's out in his chariot he drowns in the Susquehanna?
Posted by: Is That a Susquehanna Hat? at April 14, 2025 09:10 AM (G5+As) 264
Remember when 1619 and CRT was all we talked and thought about? How does the Left make an issue out of things that were never even an issue? How do they manage to blanket everyone's thoughts with them daily.
Back during the CRT days I used to tell people here to just wait a year and it will be something else. I haven't said that with the tranny op because I recognize it as longer and further reaching. But there will be something next and it will replace Transanity in the daily discourse. It's wild. Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 09:10 AM (Bvf7c) 265
239 The Democrat party only does good deeds with other people's money.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 14, 2025 09:02 AM (SfhV1) Name one. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer We helped save global Democracy in Ukraine by funneling billions of dollars to them to fight the evil Russians! And we helped marginalized people in Peru print a queer comic book, or something. Posted by: Deranged Rabid Leftist at April 14, 2025 09:10 AM (JCZqz) 266
These people are seriously sick! https://tinyurl.com/5n6bbrae Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2025 09:06 AM (NpAcC) Grab the nose ring and lead her around like the cow she is. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:11 AM (Zz0t1) 267
259 Pageantry is earthly.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 09:09 AM (AneyV) That's why churches on the Moon are dull AF. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 09:11 AM (VoAdT) 268
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan found herself in the Oval Office this week... She temporarily shielded herself from the cameras.
_Credit...Eric Lee/The New York Times Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 09:11 AM (AneyV) 269
Trump conning Whitmer into an oval office presser and heaping praise on her to the point of her hiding her face was wonderful political theater. Easter is coming up, so she might have another Eucharist video dropping. Posted by: Auspex at April 14, 2025 09:11 AM (j4U/Z) 270
Should have bought one there to keep there.... Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2025 09:09 AM (VE6XX) And what, be prepared? I'm no Boy Scout. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (Zz0t1) 271
> Revolution calling, you......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:09 AM (Zz0t1) Video: Mindcrime is one of the great rock opera films, IMO, but doesn't seem to get much love nowadays. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (W5ArC) 272
We helped save global Democracy in Ukraine by funneling billions of dollars to them to fight the evil Russians! And we helped marginalized people in Peru print a queer comic book, or something.
Posted by: Deranged Rabid Leftist at April 14, 2025 09:10 AM (JCZqz) I am reminded of a Lincoln quote: 'Sending men to that army is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard- not half of them get there.' Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (bss/y) 273
263 Love the Shapiro as Pharoah pic. Is it too much to ask that the next time he's out in his chariot he drowns in the Susquehanna?
Posted by: Is That a Susquehanna Hat? at April 14, 2025 09:10 AM (G5+As) He's in Denial . . . And the Fistula is just a river in Poland. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (x0n13) 274
I'm thinking Shapiro didn't want to attach himself to her sinking ship. There's a reason she picked that mental patient Walz. But I don't know.
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (Bvf7c) 275
Have we reached the point in Average Leftist Revolutionary Movements, where- the leftards start murdering all the other leftards who are insufficiently left? And if so.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (iJfKG) 276
Good morning, Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2025 09:05 AM (vf0Y9) Saw my golf ball. I'm almost famous! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (Zz0t1) 277
266
These people are seriously sick! https://tinyurl.com/5n6bbrae Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2025 09:06 AM (NpAcC) Grab the nose ring and lead her around like the cow she is. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer ---------- It's a symbol of her servitude to a pagan god. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 09:13 AM (AneyV) 278
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan found herself in the Oval Office this week... She temporarily shielded herself from the cameras.
==== Trump sexually assaulted me behind the drapes! Posted by: Gretchen Bitchmer at April 14, 2025 09:13 AM (+K1xO) 279
New York Bum Allegedly Has Sex With Corpse on Subway - Now He's On The Loose!
------------ Are we sure that it wasn't just Hillary and mistaken for a Corpse? Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 14, 2025 09:14 AM (8a1Lt) 280
Video: Mindcrime is one of the great rock opera films, IMO, but doesn't seem to get much love nowadays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (W5ArC) Geoff Tate was in the area last month and performed Mindcrime in it's entirety. I REALLY wanted to go, but....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:14 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 09:14 AM (Q4IgG) 282
278 If she brings that case in NYC she will be awarded a bazillion dollars...
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 09:14 AM (KQk9m) 283
He's in Denial . . . And the Fistula is just a river in Poland.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (x0n13) Remember when the bear was loose in Poland? https://youtu.be/E0mTVax2-1w Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:15 AM (Zz0t1) 284
unusual_whales @unusual_whales 6h
China announces rare metal controls, imposing export controls on samarium, gadolinium, terbium, dysprosium, lutetium, scandium and yttrium ---- Now we know why Trump's got such a boner for Greenland. Maybe Samaria too?? Posted by: andycanuck (mZtdJ) at April 14, 2025 09:15 AM (mZtdJ) 285
279 New York Bum Allegedly Has Sex With Corpse on Subway - Now He's On The Loose!
------------ Are we sure that it wasn't just Hillary and mistaken for a Corpse? Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 14, 2025 09:14 AM (8a1Lt) The headline's grammar doesn't make clear if they meant the corpse or the bum! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 09:16 AM (x0n13) 286
Trump sexually assaulted me behind the drapes!
Posted by: Gretchen Bitchmer at April 14, 2025 09:13 AM (+K1xO) So, that was hilarious. People do not understand optics. If you have to be there, fucking look like a fucking adult leader and fucking own it instead of hiding behind a blue clipboard. You look like a fucking coward. Who does that help? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:16 AM (bss/y) 287
280 An excellent album, sung with epic pipes.
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 14, 2025 09:16 AM (Jwq9Q) 288
Howdy, Glub and also Double C!
--- Saw my golf ball. I'm almost famous! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (Zz0t1) The golf themed Club ONT was a perfect place for me to drop your ball. And I didn't even make you take a 2-stroke penalty. Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2025 09:17 AM (vf0Y9) 289
An excellent album, sung with epic pipes.
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 14, 2025 09:16 AM (Jwq9Q) He's an old man now, so I'm assuming he would adjust accordingly, but agreed. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:17 AM (Zz0t1) 290
I then moved on to identifying as Spider-Man and eventually Snake Eyes from GI Joe, but eventually grew out of that when I realized that girls weren’t impressed by my Underroos and action figure collection in the slightest.
Posted by: SpeakingOf I had a lovely girlfriend in high school who had a scar on her chin from when her two older brothers tossed her out the window playing Superman when they were little. She had it fixed with plastic surgery when she was 19. Too bad. I thought it gave her street cred like a dueling scar, but I'm not a girl. Posted by: Chin Ho at April 14, 2025 09:17 AM (G5+As) 291
So I guess the worst thing one could really do is quote a troll who quoted Queensryche.
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 08:44 AM Just so. Posted by: The Tree of Liberty at April 14, 2025 09:18 AM (jc0TO) 292
Have we reached the point in Average Leftist Revolutionary Movements, where-
the leftards start murdering all the other leftards who are insufficiently left? And if so.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (iJfKG) --------------- OUT: EuroBonus points. IN: Ouroboros points. Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults at April 14, 2025 09:18 AM (8a1Lt) 293
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People do not understand optics. If you have to be there, fucking look like a fucking adult leader and fucking own it instead of hiding behind a blue clipboard. You look like a fucking coward. Who does that help? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:16 AM (bss/y) Who does it help? Her opponent when she runs for office again. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 14, 2025 09:19 AM (2AW7/) 294
“It fell to Earth not far away, and five short humanoids with ‘large heads and large black eyes’ emerged from it,” the report claims.
After escaping the debris of their ruined ship, the beings huddled together and “merged into a single object that acquired a spherical shape,” the surviving soldiers recalled. I have seen this reported before. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 09:19 AM (gbOdA) 295
Have we reached the point in Average Leftist Revolutionary Movements, where-
the leftards start murdering all the other leftards who are insufficiently left? And if so.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (iJfKG) wait until Islam does away with its Lefty pervert allies of convenience. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 09:19 AM (x0n13) 296
I'm thinking Shapiro didn't want to attach himself to her sinking ship. There's a reason she picked that mental patient Walz. But I don't know. Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 09:12 AM (Bvf7c) That could be, but- I always assumed that Shapiro was ignored because the Democrats were playing toward their own prejudices of the Trump voters and decided that they would get more mileage from a goofy, fake "good ole boy" white retard like Walz than some "golldern smartaleky Jew" like Shapiro. While the Democrats can hardly underestimate the voters, they have no clue about conservatives? Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2025 09:19 AM (iJfKG) 297
You look like a fucking coward. Who does that help?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:16 AM (bss/y) The context could very well be funny enough. She could have just been goofing around with staffers, like "Oh my goodness, I can't be seen here! hahaha". She could be laughing behind there and just trying to lighten the mood. Not likely. But possible. And irrelevant. "Your rules", as they say. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 14, 2025 09:19 AM (VoAdT) 298
“ Jesus replied, “The hour has come for the Son of Man to be glorified. Very truly I tell you, unless a kernel of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains only a single seed. But if it dies, it produces many seeds.”
John 12:23-24 Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2025 09:20 AM (AEwIA) 299
When I was six I identified as Superman every time I put of my Superman Underoos and donned the blue cape.
Unfortunately, my new identity ended the day I jumped off the bed, and hurt my foot, and Mom, being Mom, told me to walk it off for a few days until she suddenly realized that walking it off wasn’t working, due to my obvious limp, took me to the ER, and they sadly informed her that I’d broken several bones in my foot. Trust & believe, a three year old with leg in cast jumping off a picnic table with a towel as a cape does not Superman make. Drop like a rock. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 09:20 AM (8JE3Q) 300
@279 there a some things self respecting bums won't hump and Hillary is one of them. Couches, toasters , subway seats, trees and corpses yes, Hillary no
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 09:20 AM (6TePA) 301
John Astin is the last living member of the original Addams Family cast.
Posted by: Smell the Glove Wednesday and Pugsley are mort? Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:20 AM (77rzZ) 302
The golf themed Club ONT was a perfect place for me to drop your ball. And I didn't even make you take a 2-stroke penalty. Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2025 09:17 AM (vf0Y9) https://youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?t=5 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:20 AM (Zz0t1) 303
Trump conning Whitmer into an oval office presser and heaping praise on her to the point of her hiding her face was wonderful political theater.
The Left had all sorts of weird reactions to this. "She was ambushed", "Trump tricked her", "that's what Dems get for working with Trump", "she outsmarted them by shielding her face from their attempted photo op", etc. Dude, you go to the White House as a senior politician, you're probably going to be in some photos, and might see the President. If they surprised her, she's dumber than any of us thought...making her the perfect Dem candidate for 2028. Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 14, 2025 09:21 AM (JCZqz) 304
People do not understand optics. If you have to be there, fucking look like a fucking adult leader and fucking own it instead of hiding behind a blue clipboard. You look like a fucking coward. Who does that help?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:16 AM (bss/y) VPJD materials for 2028 being stake like cordwood waiting for a cold winter. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 09:21 AM (gbOdA) 305
Shapiro is going to end up firing rockets into Israel from Gaza to try and prove to the Democrat voters that he isn't like those other Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 14, 2025 09:21 AM (GBKbO) 306
Although whitmer has kind of joker thing going on, so maybe the clipboard is an improvement.
Palate cleanser if you looked her up: https://tinyurl.com/3ejn4v8h Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:22 AM (bss/y) 307
New York Bum Allegedly Has Sex With Corpse on Subway - Now He's On The Loose!
------------ Are we sure that it wasn't just Hillary and mistaken for a Corpse? Posted by: ShainS -- On Democracies and Death Cults ====== It was a warm corpse. They got video of a... Person giving him a cig, him passing out, and then rolled by the person who gave him a cig. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2025 09:22 AM (/lPRQ) 308
@391 Bulg, yup Ken Weatherwax and Lisa Loring both passed away
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 14, 2025 09:22 AM (6TePA) 309
Wednesday and Pugsley are mort?
Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:20 AM (77rzZ) Uncle Festers toy electric chair accident. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 09:22 AM (gbOdA) 310
Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them.
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 09:22 AM (KQk9m) Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 09:22 AM (NR6c1) 312
wait until Islam does away with its Lefty pervert allies of convenience. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2025 09:19 AM (x0n13) https://youtu.be/hRsZI21boZ8 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:23 AM (Zz0t1) 313
I did some work at the NE Texas house this weekend. My dumbass didn't bring a saw, the electric kind.
I had to cut some 2x4's by handsaw. My shoulders are sore. How did we ever survive the industrial age? Posted by: Sponge I think I have a manual hand saw in the garage somewhere. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 09:23 AM (8JE3Q) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 14, 2025 09:24 AM (AneyV) 315
wait until Islam does away with its Lefty pervert allies of convenience.
You will hear a lot of variations of the phrase "But I'm on YOUR side!" Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 09:24 AM (NR6c1) 316
Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them.
Posted by: steevy +++ What could go wrong? Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 14, 2025 09:25 AM (Lo97M) 317
Whitmer's appearance at the White House was staged. She didn't have to be there for the aid her state was receiving for storm damage, the money for an ANG base or invasive species... as was reported. She certainly didn't think she'd be whisked into the Oval Office and put on live TV.
Her presidential aspirations just took a hit because of it. Not only did she look like a fool, her rabid base is pissed off at her for meeting with Orange Hitler. Optics. Trump played her like the fool she is. He also played Newsom earlier... with the CA governor practically begging for aid after the horrible wildfires and the pitiful response. Neither are currently "top" Democratic presidential contenders. For now. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 09:25 AM (Q4IgG) 318
They got video of a... Person giving him a cig, him passing out, and then rolled by the person who gave him a cig.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2025 09:22 AM (/lPRQ) One good thing about vaping. Both ends of that transaction- you are neither the mooch, nor the moochee. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:25 AM (bss/y) 319
I always assumed that Shapiro was ignored because the Democrats were playing toward their own prejudices of the Trump voters and decided that they would get more mileage from a goofy, fake "good ole boy" white retard like Walz than some "golldern smartaleky Jew" like Shapiro.
I think you also don't want the VP outshining the top of the ticket at events and such...and it's tough to find someone more pathetic than Harris. That's where Tampon Tim sashays on stage... Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (JCZqz) 320
Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them.
Posted by: steevy +++ What could go wrong? Posted by: Florida Peasant Hope the tool bag is locked down. Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (Cki93) 322
321 Happy Monday!
>> New York Bum Allegedly Has Sex With Corpse on Subway. . . Aw, man. . . Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (Cki93) He was asking for it! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (gbOdA) 323
"Sounds right. Musk, for all his brains, said he always voted Democrat because they were the party that 'cared' for people. Go figure."
When the only alternative was the GOPe. Trump is rebranding the R Party to be the People's Party. It's that simple. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (Gqoy+) 324
Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them.
Posted by: steevy +++ What could go wrong? Posted by: Florida Peasant The 'discussion' regarding a parking spot will be epic! Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (cYBz/) 325
>>Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them.
Posted by: steevy +++ What could go wrong? They will find something to crash into after the captain and Nav get into a tiff. . . . maybe a Starlink satellite? Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (Cki93) 326
I think you also don't want the VP outshining the top of the ticket at events and such...and it's tough to find someone more pathetic than Harris. That's where Tampon Tim sashays on stage...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (JCZqz) To Its Raining Men Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (gbOdA) 327
I saw Corpse Fuckers open up for Cannibal Corpse back '01
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (KQk9m) 328
I think I have a manual hand saw in the garage somewhere. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2025 09:23 AM (8JE3Q) First Lady's grandfather took great pride in his home, unlike his son. Every time I go there and am doing work, if I need something because I forgot or come across a situation, I always look to the sky and say "Tommie provides" because I always find what I need. I have tremendous respect for that man. Not sure what happened with his son....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (Zz0t1) 329
317 Her presidential aspirations just took a hit because of it. Not only did she look like a fool, her rabid base is pissed off at her for meeting with Orange Hitler.
Optics. Trump played her like the fool she is. He also played Newsom earlier... with the CA governor practically begging for aid after the horrible wildfires and the pitiful response. Neither are currently "top" Democratic presidential contenders. For now. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 14, 2025 09:25 AM (Q4IgG) ========= I really don't know how anyone will go from placing 5th or worse in SC, the first primary state, and have any chance of winning the nomination. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 14, 2025 09:28 AM (GBKbO) 330
So, wait, is this a new corpse and man action?
The first was a migrant spark of divinity and the dead man getting sodomized. Or did they go with 'bum' to obfuscate the issue? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2025 09:28 AM (bss/y) 331
https://youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?t=5
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:20 AM (Zz0t1) Easy 2 foot putt for ya Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2025 09:28 AM (vf0Y9) 332
I saw Corpse Fuckers open up for Cannibal Corpse back '01
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (KQk9m) Ahhhhh...Norwegian black metal. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:28 AM (Zz0t1) 333
Easy 2 foot putt for ya
Posted by: Doof at April 14, 2025 09:28 AM (vf0Y9) Putts are never easy......That's why the gimmie was invented. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:29 AM (Zz0t1) 334
>>wait until Islam does away with its Lefty pervert allies of convenience.
"Tell me about it!" -- Anthony Weiner Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2025 09:29 AM (Cki93) 335
Stock market's up big this morning.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (paSBy) 336
335 Stock market's up big this morning.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (paSBy) ====== Still fake and gay driven by algorithms designed by degenerate gamblers. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (GBKbO) 337
The first was a migrant spark of divinity and the dead man getting sodomized. Or did they go with 'bum' to obfuscate the issue?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Sex with a corpse?!??! That is disgusting western world haram! Now, with your 9 year old bride...that's beautiful. Posted by: Muhammed at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (JCZqz) 338
Sex with a corpse?!??! That is disgusting western world haram! Now, with your 9 year old bride...that's beautiful.
Posted by: Muhammed at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (JCZqz) Elvis needs goats. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA) 340
Noodus gratia artis
Posted by: Bulg at April 14, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ) 341
Still fake and gay driven by algorithms designed by degenerate gamblers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (GBKbO) There's an incredibly amount of fact in this statement. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) 343
Have a great day JJ, Horde
Posted by: callsign claymore at April 14, 2025 09:31 AM (Jwq9Q) 344
341 Still fake and gay driven by algorithms designed by degenerate gamblers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 14, 2025 09:30 AM (GBKbO) There's an incredibly amount of fact in this statement. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) ====== Not bad for an illiterate asshole. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 14, 2025 09:31 AM (GBKbO) 345
>>> 315 wait until Islam does away with its Lefty pervert allies of convenience.
== You will hear a lot of variations of the phrase "But I'm on YOUR side!" Posted by: NR Pax at April 14, 2025 09:24 AM (NR6c1) "... but I'm an ALLY!!!" -- commie style guide Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 09:32 AM (Vqx30) 346
Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them.
Posted by: steevy She certainly was a "dark horse" as an astronaut on this flight. Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2025 09:32 AM (iJfKG) 347
Katy Perry, astronaut, just taken off in a giant weiner-shaped rocket created by a bald billionaire-- are we living in an Austin Powers movie?!?!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2025 09:32 AM (Cki93) 348
324 Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them.
Posted by: steevy +++ What could go wrong? Posted by: Florida Peasant The 'discussion' regarding a parking spot will be epic! Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2025 09:27 AM (cYBz/) ITS FUNNY CAUSE WHEN THEY GO TO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION THEY WILL GET LEFT AT THE DOOR TO THE STATION THAT NOBODY USES AND WONT GET LET IN FOR A WEEK. Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at April 14, 2025 09:33 AM (OA79/) 349
That Soviet UFO report is concerning.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 14, 2025 09:33 AM (pohLc) Posted by: one hour sober at April 14, 2025 09:33 AM (Y1sOo) 351
347 Katy Perry, astronaut, just taken off in a giant weiner-shaped rocket created by a bald billionaire-- are we living in an Austin Powers movie?!?!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2025 09:32 AM (Cki93) I'm envisioning a famed scene from Airplane on take off. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 14, 2025 09:34 AM (OA79/) 352
Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (Cki93)
Did you miss all that last week? We had a blast with that headline. Hope you're doing ok with your dad and family. Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 09:34 AM (Bvf7c) 353
Happy Monday!
>> New York Bum Allegedly Has Sex With Corpse on Subway. . . Aw, man. . . Posted by: Lizzy ... Train kept a rolling all night long ... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 14, 2025 09:34 AM (/lPRQ) 354
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 14, 2025 09:28 AM (GBKbO)
The nominee is Booty. Let me save you time!!! Posted by: ... at April 14, 2025 09:35 AM (Bvf7c) 355
Remember when 1619 and CRT was all we talked and thought about? How does the Left make an issue out of things that were never even an issue? How do they manage to blanket everyone's thoughts with them daily. /i]
They have a strong hierarchy enforced by cancel culture and federal dollars. So one of the oligarchs will decide on something - like Pritzker with trannies - and convince enough of the other oligarchs to go along with it. Then lefty forums/news media are told to start talking about it and anyone that opposes is cancelled and has their money cut off. After a little bit the echo chambers of the left are full of whatever the issue is and the low level activists believe it was some grass roots thing that everyone supports - even if months before any of them would have claimed that supporting trannies or whatever the issue is was some crazy right wing conspiracy theory Posted by: The left at April 14, 2025 09:37 AM (t0Rmr) 356
wait until Islam does away with its Lefty pervert allies of convenience.
Iran is a good model of this where the Islamists worked hand and glove with the communists until they took full power. Then they started hanging the communists publicly. And Iranian hanging isn't like the western notion where you use the rope to break someone's neck and kill them quickly. In Iran you slowly left the person so they strangle to dead over the course of 30m to hours... Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2025 09:39 AM (t0Rmr) 357
"Guys today is the all female crew launch on a Bezos penis rocket. Katy Perry among them."
I heard Mars needs women. Maybe they can just keep on going. Posted by: fd at April 14, 2025 09:52 AM (vFG9F) 358
"Protective" my ass:
POLICE STATE: Loudoun County Child Protective Services Took a 1-Month-Old Breastfeeding Baby from Her Mother and Navy Veteran Father at Gunpoint - Without Charges, a Crime, or Due Process By Jim Hᴏft Apr. 14, 2025 8:15 am https://shorturl.at/w52C2 Gateway Pundit Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2025 09:54 AM (Vqx30) 359
Wow!
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2025 09:59 AM (LHPAg) 360
Silent Lucidity was a good song.
They even had another decent song but hell if I can remember the name of it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 14, 2025 08:57 AM (6ydKt) ——— Empire Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 14, 2025 10:01 AM (fBJCL) 361
This week we found out that the Los Angeles mayor’s office has only managed to get four building permits pushed through her city’s sausage making machine. Seventy-two are in the queue.
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2025 10:14 AM (RHGPo) 362
The Mrs. and I went to our first seder last night at the bequest of our friends. Had a great time. Very informative too. If we hadn't have gone, I would've missed subtitles of this joke: "I guess he's till bitter (herbs) about being Passed Over as VP for Tim Walz"
Posted by: MacRadDoc at April 14, 2025 10:24 AM (IiVPQ) 363
Posted by: Councilman Cadaver at April 14, 2025 08:27 AM (G5+As)
Well, you can count on my vote. Posted by: some dead man at April 14, 2025 10:51 AM (byeIv) 364
Astronauts always shriek like banshees when being launched into space. It's just part of being a professional space crew.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 14, 2025 10:53 AM (Y1sOo) 365
My golf ball made it on the Saturday ONT.
I'm almost famous. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 14, 2025 08:29 AM I am a golden god! YouTube: https://bit.ly/42wSulG Posted by: Russell Hammond at April 14, 2025 11:07 AM (P5BPp) 366
Thanks, J.J.
Hindstan Times, 'Is Cody Balmer mentally unfit? His mother makes bombshell claim about approaching ‘four police departments’ By Shweta Kukreti, Apr 14, 2025 Cody Balmer, a 38-year-old man from Harrisburg, was identified as the man responsible for setting fire at Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro's house. Angry at Democratic Party. Went off his meds according to his mother. "Following Balmer's arrest, his mother Christie Balmer told CBS News that her son is “mentally ill”. She even claimed that he “went off his medication.” Christie further said that she contacted four different police departments in an attempt to get her son “picked up” last week but “couldn't get anybody to help.” History repeats. Another DePape. And substantial flaws in security. Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 14, 2025 11:46 AM (NFX2v) 367
I wouldn’t let the Mormons off so easy. The Mountain Meadows massacre in 1857 where the Mormons slaughtered approx 120 people in an Oregon bound wagon train just outside of Salt Lake City was a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Rube at April 14, 2025 11:50 AM (g0iii) 368
I wouldn’t let the Mormons off so easy. The Mountain Meadows massacre in 1857 where the Mormons slaughtered approx 120 people in an Oregon bound wagon train just outside of Salt Lake City was a nasty piece of work.
During the militia's first assault, the travelers fought back, and a five-day siege ensued. Eventually, fear spread among the militia's leaders that some immigrants had caught sight of the white men, likely discerning the actual identity of a majority of the attackers. As a result, militia commander William H. Dame ordered his forces to kill the travelers. By this time, the travelers were running low on water and provisions, and allowed some members of the militia – who approached under a white flag – to enter their camp. The militia members assured the immigrants they were protected, and after handing over their weapons, the immigrants were escorted away from their defensive position. After walking a distance from the camp, the militiamen, with the help of auxiliary forces hiding nearby, attacked the travelers. The perpetrators killed all the adults and older children in the group, in the end sparing only seventeen young children ages six and under.[a] Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 14, 2025 12:52 PM (P5BPp) 369
From above: '1199 SEIU boss George Gresham accused of corruption — but no Democrat will investigate.'
Why not? In brief, >US Depart of Labor, Office of the Inspector General LABOR RACKETEERING - The use of a union, benefit plan (i.e. pension plan,) contractor, and/or industry for personal benefit by illegal means. This abuse may take the form of collusive arrangements between union officials and employers that occur at the expense of union members or corruption within the unions themselves. It also occurs when organized crime groups infiltrate unions. Internal Union Corruption Criminal abuse of union power Improper Labor Management Relations Employee Benefit Plan Fraud PROGRAM FRAUD, yada, yada. -------------- >Office of Labor-Management Standards Criminal Enforcement Actions (2015 through 2024 plus six through February 19, 2025) Get on the hotlines and report. Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk and Miller at April 14, 2025 02:36 PM (NFX2v) 370
@66
>>Is there a pattern of force here, lame attempts at the Reichstag fire? And unlike the memory holing of two presidential assassination attempts, the media is going to keep the Shapiro Op in the news forever. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2025 08:17 AM (XV/Pl) The Reichstag fire worked because Germans trusted the Government's version of events and went with it. Having a leftist go for a Democratic governor just exposes fissures in the Democrats. Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 05:07 PM (n7h9X) 371
I always assumed that Shapiro was ignored because the Democrats were playing toward their own prejudices of the Trump voters and decided that they would get more mileage from a goofy, fake "good ole boy" white retard like Walz than some "golldern smartaleky Jew" like Shapiro.
I think you also don't want the VP outshining the top of the ticket at events and such...and it's tough to find someone more pathetic than Harris. That's where Tampon Tim sashays on stage... Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 14, 2025 09:26 AM (JCZqz) That's a massive sign of weakness. See John McCain and Palin. Posted by: Oldcat at April 14, 2025 05:13 PM (n7h9X) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0707 seconds. |
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