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Saturday Night "Club ONT" April 19, 2025 [The 3 D's]
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Saturday Night Jokes I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."
Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
"Ok, same difference."
*looks at group*
Oh, this guy is good.
I’m going to spend my retirement years driving around in this looking for climate change protesters blocking the street pic.twitter.com/JQAayppiBa
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) April 10, 2025
The Vikings are not only known for their prowess in war but also their penchant for drinking - with a particular fondness for beer and mead. The latest archaeology discovery reinforces the latter notion as archaeologists have uncovered a massive Norse hall dating back to 1,100 years ago. Given the structure's design and location, researchers believe that the Medieval stone structure may have been a drinking hall meant for the leisurely gatherings of the Viking elite.
- 8oz Pink Lemonade - fresh squeezed with a bit of strawberry puree. Or one of those frozen cans in the freezer
- Garnish with lemon slice and strawberry slice
- Float a Peeps bunny marshmallow on top Or go wild and make it a frozen drink.
- Sugar the rim of the glass
Saturday evening and pub is calling 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/8mf309uNHR
— Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@Boldyboy1975) April 12, 2025
Amazing Grace from outside my cottage. Wishing you a peaceful Easter from the west of Ireland🕊️ pic.twitter.com/mkFsLk7guK
— Patrick Dexter (@patrickdextervc) April 18, 2025
Someone say "house"? Here are The Housemartins bringing us to Happy Hour!
Why men live longer than women…. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/kIdch7SWPH
— Motorgarimadness! (@itssoulo) April 17, 2025
Club ONT brought to you by: Sometimes no story is better than 'that story.' There is a time to keep your pants on and go East or West. Or maybe not.
If Club ONT is a rockin, don't bother knockin'. Just come on in. If Club ONT is not rocking, please enter and commence rocking. Someone has to get the party started.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 09:58 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:02 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 19, 2025 10:02 PM (hybOl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 10:02 PM (QnmlO)
Good to see you.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at April 19, 2025 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:03 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 10:03 PM (QnmlO)
149 Interview with the Easter bunny
https://youtu.be/gco4B4hoPh8
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 09:59 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 10:04 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:03 PM (JkO4W)
He'd have a lifetime platinum membership, but...
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2025 10:04 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Jesus H. Christ at April 19, 2025 10:05 PM (JkO4W)
*door bangs open*
I'm back!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 09:58 PM (QnmlO)
That's quite a return entrance, H7. Welcome back!
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2025 10:07 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 19, 2025 10:08 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2025 10:08 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:08 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:03 PM (JkO4W)
It's sad that he got sober then died in a helicopter crash.
Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2025 10:09 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2025 10:10 PM (CE7wm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 10:11 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2025 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
The last report on Mrs. Salty was comfort measures only for now. The report did not say hospice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2025 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
The last I saw was that all support had been withdrawn and she was being treated with Valium and morphine only. Very sad situation.
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2025 10:14 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Missed opportunity. I should have put an Elvis song / mystery click behind it.
Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2025 10:14 PM (CE7wm)
He is risen!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 19, 2025 10:15 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:15 PM (QzINz)
What a crummy week. First I had to do taxes. At least it was a smaller payment than usual. Thank heavens for my LLC. Then I had a huge job to do on a test search for a potential customer.
Plus, Her Majesty had to be gotten on the road to Kingsport, TN for our National Specialty. About 10 times worse than getting her ready for a regular show. It took her three tries to leave, a day late. The carburetor on the generator had to be replaced.
And then the awful news about Jewells and Salty's wife. Just horrible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 10:17 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Tuna at April 19
Oh no, the last I read was the procedure was looking hopeful! This is heartbreaking.
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:17 PM (QzINz)
The dudes getting towed on the tire behind a vehicle reminded me strongly of doing much the same with our son riding on an inflated tube behind our boat about eleven years ago.
Dude was ZOOMIN'! Then he flipped when crossing the boat's wake and went in with all four limbs splayed out. Those memories will have to suffice as he now is father to gSon and gDaughter.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2025 10:17 PM (UHI6z)
Posted by: Piper
Mommy? Where's fluffy? And why is my Easter basket shredded?
Posted by: Pipers kiddo at April 19, 2025 10:18 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 19, 2025 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:15 PM (QzINz)
Perfect opportunity to see if dead cats really do bounce.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 19, 2025 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2025 10:20 PM (VofaG)
And then the cats opened the closet door, pulled all the tissue paper out, ripped it up and left it all over the floor.
Posted by: Piper
I am sure that your dining guests will thoroughly enjoy those cats, no matter where they appear on tomorrow's menu.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2025 10:20 PM (UHI6z)
Posted by: Piper
And people wonder why there are wine moms.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 19, 2025 10:22 PM (TfUTr)
A Happy Easter indeed.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2025 10:23 PM (vKNmo)
How are all the doggies?
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2025 10:23 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 19, 2025 10:24 PM (CKOCg)
Look at this place. Did you do anything while I was away?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
* kicks at dust half-heartedly, eyes looking down *
Ummm ... no?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2025 10:25 PM (UHI6z)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 19, 2025 10:25 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2025 10:25 PM (CE7wm)
Posted by: mindful webworker - top tenishly quotable at April 19, 2025 10:26 PM (JodDy)
We really are in a Kritarchy, rule by Judges.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2025 10:27 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 19, 2025 10:28 PM (WL2lA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:28 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 19, 2025 10:24 PM (CKOCg)
They are so….helpful.
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:28 PM (pZEOD)
But the kids still seemed to enjoy it.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 19, 2025 10:29 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 19, 2025 10:29 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19
I keep telling you, left to my own devices, I would be a crazy cat lady in about 10 minutes.
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:29 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*hides beer behind back*
Oh, Hi! Place was crazy while you were out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2025 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)
We really are in a Kritarchy, rule by Judges.
Posted by: Romeo13
Trump should remove all security for federal judges.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 19, 2025 10:30 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2025 10:30 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 10:30 PM (g47mK)
Men live MORE, not longer... big difference.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2025 10:30 PM (QAkQ3)
I half-expected that their very unhappy wives were driving.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 10:31 PM (KFYyV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2025 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 10:32 PM (g47mK)
We really are in a Kritarchy, rule by Judges.
Posted by: Romeo13
Trump should remove all security for federal judges.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 19, 2025 10:30 PM (/U5Yz)
I find it amazing that during Covid, the Supreme Court said they would not intervene on BLATANT Constitutional Rights issues, during a Crises.
OOpppsssiieee... Trump declared a National Crises on Illegal Immigration months ago... yet the Courts intervene even unto breaking the law themselves.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2025 10:32 PM (QAkQ3)
It's a set up. The Dems will have nowhere to complain when Trump drops the hammer on Iran.
https://tinyurl.com/3phnxdx4
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 10:32 PM (KFYyV)
How are all the doggies?
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2025 10:23 PM (lJ0H4)
_________
Doing well. HM is taking Diana and George with her. Diana will be shown in Breed next Saturday and George is going to a new home. Diana's sister Rosalind will be visiting us so we can show her to her championship.
On consecutive days, Miss Ruth finished her Grand Championship and little Miss Puff finished her championship. She had already won Winners Bitch and, because nothing was at stake, I had ber in Breed. All the specials were examined and we're lined up while the judge stared at us. She then turned to me and said, "You're Best of Breed and Best of Winners." I was so shocked I stupidly asked her to repeat it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 10:32 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: scampydog at April 19, 2025 10:33 PM (CE7wm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 10:31 PM (KFYyV)
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I sense bitter sarcasm.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:33 PM (JkO4W)
We really are in a Kritarchy, rule by Judges.
Posted by: Romeo13
A Kakistocracy of Kritarchy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2025 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
Catastrophic Kakistocracy of Kritarchy...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2025 10:34 PM (QAkQ3)
I'm back!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Cool intro, plus yay, but, isn't it Lent until Easter?
Posted by: mindful webworker - armchair theologian at April 19, 2025 10:34 PM (JodDy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 19, 2025 10:34 PM (QlkYi)
Do we have striping and flogging on the books?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 10:35 PM (KFYyV)
The cattle in the field on the left between 0:25 and 0:30 for the tire towing video are like, "WUT?".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2025 10:35 PM (UHI6z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
That's wonderful. Sounds like you've been very busy.
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2025 10:36 PM (lJ0H4)
Do we have striping and flogging on the books?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 10:35 PM (KFYyV)
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How many divisions does the Second Circuit Court of Appeals have?
Posted by: Zombie J. Stalin at April 19, 2025 10:36 PM (JkO4W)
Cool intro, plus yay, but, isn't it Lent until Easter?
Posted by: mindful webworker - armchair theologian at April 19, 2025 10:34 PM (JodDy)
__________
I checked the premium list. Lent is over at the Vigil.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 10:36 PM (QnmlO)
Lent ended on Holy Thursday, the day on which the Last Supper occurred.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2025 10:37 PM (UHI6z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 10:39 PM (KFYyV)
Lent ended on Holy Thursday, the day on which the Last Supper occurred.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2025 10:37 PM (UHI6z)
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Now do Easter Sunday
Posted by: The Irish at April 19, 2025 10:39 PM (JkO4W)
https://tinyurl.com/5dphjfkf
Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2025 10:40 PM (b9uy3)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 19, 2025 10:25 PM (hftn9)
With real eggs?
You must live in the rich part of town.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2025 10:41 PM (y5Bkh)
Little Puff (now Ch. Soyara's Magic Dragon) is a rather remarkable girl. She has a short tail and a couple of missing teeth but she finished with 5 (!) major wins, two Best of Breed wins and a Hound Group 2. Despite her faults, she's elegant and moves like a dream.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 10:43 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 19, 2025 10:44 PM (0JWOm)
Posted by: Moki at April 19, 2025 10:44 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Proud papa.
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2025 10:44 PM (lJ0H4)
Certainly not Earth.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2025 10:46 PM (y5Bkh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2025 10:46 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2025 10:48 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Ah. News to me. Never was a Lent-er.
I remember Mom used to give up cigs for Lent every year. Then went right back to it. Thought that odd. So glad when she finally quit for good. After about sixty years. Lived decades after.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gave up Lent for Lent? at April 19, 2025 10:48 PM (JodDy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 10:49 PM (juvBG)
Don't ruin classic trucks.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 19, 2025 10:51 PM (QdGJh)
Johnson wrote three episodes of Breaking Bad, by the way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2025 10:51 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2025 10:52 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: mindful webworker - gave up Lent for Lent? at April 19, 2025 10:48 PM (JodDy)
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This kind of anecdatal evidence confirms that all who wish for a long fulfilling life should spend their first sixty years as a heavy smoker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:52 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I suggested we replace the carpet and was told not only no, but heck no and ashes were even added.
I tried!
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:55 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2025 10:55 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:56 PM (pZEOD)
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You could have stopped right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 19, 2025 10:56 PM (JkO4W)
The next pass, I saw ... the mom was taking her turn in the sled.
Ha!
Posted by: Emmie at April 19, 2025 10:56 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I suggested we replace the carpet and was told not only no, but heck no and ashes were even added.
I tried!
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:55 PM (pZEOD)
There were a few rumors of a new level to The Barrel, but no one's returned to confirm it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2025 10:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Chef Miklos at April 19, 2025 10:59 PM (UOzvC)
I read about some of these judges that rule such insane things and wonder which planet they are from.
_________
I see we've reached the bizarre world where arbitrary dicta from federal agencies are to be considered iron law but the President in whose branch these agencies exist isn't allowed any discretion whatsoever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 10:59 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I suggested we replace the carpet and was told not only no, but heck no and ashes were even added.
I tried!
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:55 PM (pZEOD)
The Club was shut down for a night about 6 weeks ago. We fumigated the place. That's all you filthy animals get
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2025 11:01 PM (RFPHU)
I'm back!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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[hmm. recollects Robert Service]
"When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare,
There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear.
He looked like a man with a foot in the grave and scarcely the strength of a louse,
Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2025 11:01 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2025 11:04 PM (lhenN)
I closed my Facebook account because all I read were ads, Chinese propaganda, political hysteria and AI garbage.
Looked at my LinkedIn feed: ads, Chinese propaganda, political hysteria and garbage about AI.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 11:05 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:05 PM (juvBG)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 11:06 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:07 PM (juvBG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I suggested we replace the carpet and was told not only no, but heck no and ashes were even added.
I tried!
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:55 PM (pZEOD)
The Club was shut down for a night about 6 weeks ago. We fumigated the place. That's all you filthy animals get
Posted by: Doof
Piper has classed up the Sunday ONT with her weekly fashion report.
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2025 11:07 PM (lJ0H4)
Men live MORE, not longer... big difference.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2025 10:30 PM (QAkQ3)
#Truth
And the Jesus jokes didn't seem very funny IMO
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 19, 2025 11:08 PM (xcxpd)
Hello, Jim SND! 😘😘😘
We are back in sunny, muggy, Texas - will be driving home to Fort Worth tomorrow.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 19, 2025 11:10 PM (fjbk7)
A very late comment on the autism thread earlier this week. My mother had the last of her six children a week short of her 30th birthday. Now women don't start having children until they're 30.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 11:11 PM (QnmlO)
"Imagine if you will, the Tyrell Corporation had made a Jesus Replicant."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:11 PM (juvBG)
"If the house is a-rocking don't bah.."
Posted by: toby928 at April 19, 2025 11:13 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I don't think that's possible. It would be a singularity of gay. A singaylarity, from which no heterosexuality could ever escape.
Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2025 11:14 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 19, 2025 11:14 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:14 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2025 11:07 PM (lJ0H4)
So you're saying Piper called me when I had no class?
(someone please catch my borrowed reference)
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2025 11:17 PM (RFPHU)
"When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare,
There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear.
He looked like a man with a foot in the grave and scarcely the strength of a louse,
Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2025 11:01 PM (XeU6L)
If you like Service poetry, you might want to check out the 1971 Album by Country Joe McDonald entitled "War, War War".
Joe set the words of Robert Service to music in a very nice way. Besides his time in the Yukon, Service was a stretcher bearer and ambulance driver in WW1. Service had a wide swath of experiences.
Posted by: The Man From Athabaska at April 19, 2025 11:18 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Miklos salutes Cap'm Jim at April 19, 2025 11:18 PM (UOzvC)
I'm back!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 09:58 PM (QnmlO)
Damnit!
Wipe your feet.
Mrs D just did the floors!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2025 11:18 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 19, 2025 11:20 PM (9iPYH)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this!
So typical
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 19, 2025 11:21 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 11:21 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Tried to chase that down and missed. Where are we?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:21 PM (KFYyV)
"Police departments are contracting with a company called Massive Blue to use AI-generated online personas to interact with and gather intelligence on suspected criminals and protesters...Internal presentations from Massive Blue show examples of the AI personas they offer, which include a “radicalized AI protest persona” posing as a 36-year-old divorced woman interested in activism, a 25-year-old “honeypot” persona of Yemeni descent, a 14-year-old boy “child trafficking” persona, an “AI pimp persona”, and “college protestor” and “recruiter for protests” personas."
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 11:21 PM (g47mK)
I tried!
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 10:55 PM (pZEOD)
The Club was shut down for a night about 6 weeks ago. We fumigated the place. That's all you filthy animals get
Posted by: Doof
You People need a better Club
Posted by: Chez Miklos, just off Highway 17 at April 19, 2025 11:21 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 11:22 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Miklos salutes Cap'm Jim
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Just so it's not Chikan.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:23 PM (KFYyV)
(someone please catch my borrowed reference)
Can I have another clue?
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:23 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:24 PM (juvBG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:25 PM (juvBG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:25 PM (KFYyV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2025 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 11:25 PM (g47mK)
(someone please catch my borrowed reference)
Can I have another clue?
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:23 PM (pZEOD)
Door is still in college???
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 11:26 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2025 11:26 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 11:26 PM (VNX3d)
Idiot autocorrect.
Doof is still in college???
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 11:27 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2025 11:25 PM (63Dwl).
Will be?
Posted by: PaleRider at April 19, 2025 11:28 PM (CKOCg)
What do you mean 'will be' you hairless ape? Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:29 PM (juvBG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:30 PM (KFYyV)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 11:32 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
(Hands Hadrian 7 a large dust bunny)
Happy Easter!!
(Bunny hops out)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 19, 2025 11:34 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2025 11:11 PM (QnmlO)
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Is it kosher for you to comment on threads posted during Lent?
*Seinfeld guffaw* I don't think so.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2025 11:35 PM (RIvkX)
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A lot of back and forth but it's Ukraine's move.
Between a deal w/Russia, Italy and the US puts Van DerLootin in a weggie.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:36 PM (KFYyV)
(someone please catch my borrowed reference)
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Well, that was just a lie.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:37 PM (KFYyV)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 11:32 PM (g47mK)
"I just found a tortoise laying upside down on top of a fence post. What should I do?"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 19, 2025 11:37 PM (zBOWZ)
Main character was chained to a cross, and unlike that soy-mincing Conan, he realized if he flexed hard enough, the chains would break.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2025 11:37 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:38 PM (juvBG)
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 19, 2025 11:38 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:23 PM (pZEOD)
If we gave you another clue, we would get no respect.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 19, 2025 11:39 PM (zBOWZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:23 PM (pZEOD)
80s movie
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2025
Shocked you didn’t tell me to sit down, I won’t know it, it’s a movie reference! 😂
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:40 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:23 PM (pZEOD)
If we gave you another clue, we would get no respect.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 19, 2025 11:39 PM (zBOWZ)
The triple Lindy?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 11:40 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Piper
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Welllll? Is she riiiiight?
Posted by: JQ at April 19, 2025 11:42 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:43 PM (KFYyV)
You really need to broaden the horizons, watch some City Hunter.
Opening One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tasSnsct4HU
Ending "Get Wild"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hd65CD1jr0
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2025 11:43 PM (juvBG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 19, 2025 11:37 PM (zBOWZ)
Nothing, it is managing the Vice Presidency perfectly fine for Biden
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2025 11:43 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2025 11:48 PM (b9uy3)
1. Putin has proposed a 36 hour ceasefire for Easter Sunday, contingent upon the Ukrainians respecting it.
2. The ill-fated venture in the Kursk salient is almost over, with just one village left for the Russians to retake.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 19, 2025 11:49 PM (zBOWZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2025 11:50 PM (pZEOD)
1. Putin has proposed a 36 hour ceasefire for Easter Sunday, contingent upon the Ukrainians respecting it.
2. The ill-fated venture in the Kursk salient is almost over, with just one village left for the Russians to retake.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Zelinski's last chance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:50 PM (KFYyV)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 19, 2025 11:54 PM (dg+HA)
1. Putin has proposed a 36 hour ceasefire for Easter Sunday, contingent upon the Ukrainians respecting it.
2. The ill-fated venture in the Kursk salient is almost over, with just one village left for the Russians to retake.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Zelinski's last chance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:50 PM (KFYyV)
It's time for him to get his dick off the piano.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 19, 2025 11:55 PM (VNX3d)
Abrams made so many “mistakes" on her annual state financial disclosures she had to file no fewer than 18 amendments after watchdogs and local media caught major errors and omissions.
After running for statewide office and helping Biden win Georgia in 2020, Abrams almost overnight has become a multimillionaire with a 4,100-square-foot home near Emory University valued at more than $1.4 million and more than $727,000 in stocks and bonds.
_Paul Sperry via RealClearInvestigations
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:55 PM (KFYyV)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2025 11:57 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2025 11:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JQ at April 20, 2025 12:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2025 12:09 AM (RIvkX)
Suggest many more investigations. I mean the DOJ is just sitting there. Let them start earning their paychecks.
Posted by: Case at April 20, 2025 12:09 AM (OrSPY)
InnerTube doesn’t want to give up the answer to which states but these are the states that are close to making it ‘over the counter’.
Minnesota, Missouri, West Virginia, Texas, Kentucky, S. Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, Alabama
_www.paulcraigroberts.org/
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 12:09 AM (KFYyV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 19, 2025 11:50 PM (KFYyV)
The Chigago Bulls last dance.
Posted by: You gotta have heart at April 20, 2025 12:14 AM (1MVbl)
--
They're going to charge Chyna, port and passage fees.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 12:17 AM (KFYyV)
Posted by: muldoon at April 20, 2025 12:21 AM (/iMjX)
Suggest many more investigations. I mean the DOJ is just sitting there. Let them start earning their paychecks.
Posted by: Case at April 20, 2025 12:09 AM (OrSPY)
Pretty much every Democrat black politician of note is vulnreble to corruption charges if subjected to a long look.
Posted by: You gotta have heart at April 20, 2025 12:22 AM (1MVbl)
Men live MORE, not longer... big difference.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2025 10:30 PM (QAkQ3)
I remember doing that on Long Beach, Vancouver Island, back when you could drive on the beach. Dune buggy, length of found rope, hunk of found plywood. Rope stretched waaaay out on dry sand, hit the water's edge, and ga-doing! plywood shoots away from underfoot. Good times. Fuckers turned it into a park, ruined it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 12:27 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2025 12:38 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 12:27 AM (8zz6B)
The left does this with all the things.
Posted by: You gotta have heart at April 20, 2025 12:41 AM (1MVbl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 12:45 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 20, 2025 12:45 AM (0nHVk)
Japanese 80s "city pop" was amazing.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 20, 2025 12:47 AM (lhenN)
Fortunately, there's not a lot of comments to catch up on here. Assuming here is the ONT again!
It's raining buckets again. As it did yesternight. Tomorrow, the kids will be over here, bringing their four dogs to join our Daisy for Easter supper. I foresee some muddy prints by the end of the day. The dogs are all pretty active. Should be a riot.
The house smells like gyros, which MiladyJo has been cooking up today. Son-in-law will be bringing his pita breads and daughter will be making tzatziki.
We forgot to get white eggs to hard-boil and dye. Maybe I'll take a marker and draw some smilies on brown eggs, just because.
Posted by: mindful webworker - where am I now? at April 20, 2025 12:47 AM (JodDy)
Posted by: Genial late Nite bartender Miklos at April 20, 2025 12:51 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 12:51 AM (KFYyV)
Posted by: You gotta have heart at April 20, 2025 12:52 AM (1MVbl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 12:52 AM (KFYyV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2025 12:54 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 12:51 AM (KFYyV)
Never could figure out the legal justification for them being there in the first place. We invaded a UN Member State... without a Security Council Resolution... or any real cover from Congress.
Even saying ISIS was an Al Q ally? does not equal regime change for Assad, which was the STATED US GOAL.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2025 12:59 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2025 12:54 AM (63Dwl)
I cannot top that one!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 12:59 AM (8zz6B)
✝️ Jerusalem Report — covering events one week in Jerusalem.
https://bit.ly/jeru-report
A
Temple Network News Reporter: Late last night, the "miracle worker" was easily apprehended at his cult's hide-out…
Posted by: mindful webworker - I especially like the Sunday report at April 20, 2025 01:04 AM (JodDy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
At your pleasure, mademoiselle
*offers beverage of Choice*
Posted by: Miklos with Fritz Feld *POP* at April 20, 2025 01:09 AM (UOzvC)
I sleep well with the roar of rain on the metal roof. Even the thunder is comforting when it's not too loud.
https://youtu.be/hXn9ZKPx6CY
G'nite, y'all. He Is Risen.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what green fairies? at April 20, 2025 01:09 AM (JodDy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Just finished hiding the eggs and basket here.
Posted by: scampydog at April 20, 2025 01:10 AM (CE7wm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2025 12:54 AM (63Dwl)
I cannot top that one!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I identify as a Weeble
Posted by: Miklos wobbles but he don't fall down at April 20, 2025 01:11 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Forgiven Miklos at April 20, 2025 01:13 AM (UOzvC)
mindful webworker - what green fairies?
I love that sound... so much that when I built this house, I had to have a metal roof over the porch. By the time I was done with the porch ceiling, you can't hear the rain on the metal roof!
Rats!
Posted by: MkY at April 20, 2025 01:13 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: scampydog
No adult games of Hide the Kielbasa?
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at April 20, 2025 01:16 AM (UOzvC)
When I lived in Hawaii, had elephant-ear plants all around the house.. got LOUD when it rained, like dozens of drums.
Metal roof has a more subdued, relaxing sound IMO.
Posted by: JQ at April 20, 2025 01:17 AM (rdVOm)
mindful webworker - what green fairies?
I love that sound... so much that when I built this house, I had to have a metal roof over the porch. By the time I was done with the porch ceiling, you can't hear the rain on the metal roof!
Rats!
Posted by: MkY
Tin Roof...rusted
Posted by: Miklos would like a personal B-52 at April 20, 2025 01:17 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: scampydog
No adult games of Hide the Kielbasa?
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls
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Checks map... looks more like hide the chorizo.
Posted by: scampydog at April 20, 2025 01:18 AM (CE7wm)
Even saying ISIS was an Al Q ally? does not equal regime change for Assad, which was the STATED US GOAL.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2025 12:59 AM (QAkQ3)
As I understand it, by some amazing coincidence the US troops just happened to be "fighting ISIS" in the area that has Syria's oil wells, which cut off funding for the Assad government. It's amazing how the rules go out the window when oil is involved.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 20, 2025 01:19 AM (zBOWZ)
Posted by: scampydog
Some Like it Hot
I think there was even a movie
Posted by: Miklos with breeze up his kilt at April 20, 2025 01:20 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 20, 2025 01:22 AM (0nHVk)
Tin Roof...rusted
Posted by: Miklos would
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Old tin roofs had lead in them. Didn't rust much.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 01:24 AM (KFYyV)
Posted by: scampydog
Some Like it Hot
I think there was even a movie
Posted by: Miklos with breeze up his kilt at April 20, 2025 01:20 AM (UOzvC)
Ah, yes... back when Men dressing as Women was a Joke... not supposed to be taken seriously.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2025 01:24 AM (QAkQ3)
Such a hard movie to watch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 01:24 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 01:26 AM (KFYyV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 01:27 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 01:24 AM (KFYyV)
Well, they used galvanized iron, made by dipping the steel sheet into molten zinc. Would not surprise me if the zinc contained a little lead, since lead and zinc commonly occur together at the mine.
For that matter, sheet lead used to be used as roofing material. Very durable, but expensive. Commonly found on cathedrals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 01:33 AM (8zz6B)
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
Pray for us sinners now,
And at the hour of our death
Amen.
I cry just imagining her pain at seeing her Son tortured and murdered.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 01:34 AM (FVv6s)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
For the Regal lady
Double Chivas on the rocks
Posted by: Miklos had Whisky Sours today-first time in a long time at April 20, 2025 01:36 AM (UOzvC)
If Stacey Abrams firebombs a Tesla, maybe Pam the Blondi will charge her, as soon as she finishes her Fox News appearance for the day.
Posted by: TC at April 20, 2025 01:36 AM (szqEY)
Thanks for the drink, Miklos.
Good night Horde, don't let the bedbugs bite.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 20, 2025 01:37 AM (0nHVk)
{- They should have shot him in the head.}
A woman identified as his biological mother was accused of removing then-10-year-old Phoenix from the United States in violation of a custody arrangement, taking him to Norway. Court documents say that Phoenix -- originally named Christian Eriksen -- is a dual US-Norwegian citizen, like his biological mother.
Phoenix was the subject of 16 years of custody battles sprinkled with libel and slander accusations, which only ended in 2023. Phoenix's father, Christopher Ikner, married Jessica Ikner in 2010.
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Not a phrenologist but that smile doesn't look like one.
Looks like he had normal, settled childhood too. No other pertinent info on him or the situation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 01:39 AM (KFYyV)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2025 01:39 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sumbitch ahead of me.
I bought rum, cola, and lime, but have not yet partaken.
Drat AOP, drat and drat again!
Posted by: Miklos "Cuba" Libre at April 20, 2025 01:39 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 01:42 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 01:44 AM (Zz0t1)
I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
I don't get it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 01:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Rum and Coca-Cola, oo mana
Both mother and daughter
Working for the AOP dollah
Posted by: Miklos, neglected Andrews Sister at April 20, 2025 01:45 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2025 01:39 AM (/lPRQ)
Commonly used for automobile fuel tanks, until superseded by plastic in the 1990's and later. And as chassis for millions of tube-type radio and TV sets, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 01:45 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 01:46 AM (Zz0t1)
1. 📈 After Fife’s election in 2020, her nonprofit’s revenue skyrocketed—raising over $9.2 million, with 96% of that coming after she took office. Before her election, the nonprofit only brought in about $100K annually. (Supporting 990s in thread 📑
2. Affect Real Change has failed to report nearly $4.2 million in expenses on its 990 forms since 2020, and there are no tax filings for 2020 at all. 🚩 This raises serious questions about financial misconduct.
Posted by: 13times at April 20, 2025 01:47 AM (2WOTG)
You and the First! Lady are so very dear to me. I pray you are both well and happy and First! Daughter is home for Easter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 01:49 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 01:50 AM (KFYyV)
There are a few things everyone should know........
Black politicians are usually corrupt.
Black female politicians are usually corrupt.
This amplifies when they're federal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 01:50 AM (Zz0t1)
You and the First! Lady are so very dear to me. I pray you are both well and happy and First! Daughter is home for Easter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 01:49 AM (mT+6a)
We feel the same about you.
First Daughter is having a rough go at the moment, but will not be home for Easter (long story).
She will be here next weekend for a close family friend's wedding shower, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 01:53 AM (Zz0t1)
https://x.com/kylenabecker/
status/1913796309082837214
Posted by: Ciampino - I've no idea of where it is at April 20, 2025 01:55 AM (sPQoU)
I insisted on having that on the juke box at this one gin joint....
Posted by: Miklos, formerly Angry Young Man on most Tuesdays at April 20, 2025 01:55 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: 13times at April 20, 2025 01:47 AM (2WOTG)
Lawdy, lawdy! I ventured a guess at this woman's epidermal pigmentation, and I was 100% right! I must have a super power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 01:56 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm gonna steal their boots at April 20, 2025 01:58 AM (sPQoU)
*hugs*
*pats butt*
*squeeze*
Posted by: Sponge
Ok
Envy is a sin
Guilty
Posted by: Miklos, who has probably done worse at April 20, 2025 01:59 AM (UOzvC)
https://x.com/kylenabecker/
status/1913796309082837214
Posted by: Ciampino - I've no idea of where it is at April 20, 2025 01:55 AM (sPQoU)
Maybe he'll get shot......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Envy is a sin
Guilty
Posted by: Miklos, who has probably done worse at April 20, 2025 01:59 AM (UOzvC)
Her butt is squeezable........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)
https://mol.im/a/14625805
Posted by: Ciampino - bad policy at April 20, 2025 02:01 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 02:02 AM (gYXO4)
Posted by: Miklos, so Charmin' at April 20, 2025 02:02 AM (UOzvC)
https://x.com/kylenabecker/
status/1913796309082837214
Posted by: Ciampino -
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These people are making it very difficult for Black citizens who actively and positively participate in our society to get a fair shake.
Bondi's not going for low hanging fruit she's going for stuff that's dropped to the ground. She needs to leave the microphone and go jack some high ranking felons up. Patel needs to hit them in the middle and also let City cops he and the DoJ have their back when the enforce the law.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2025 02:02 AM (KFYyV)
God Bless those to young men.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino - good policy at April 20, 2025 02:03 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Miklos, so Charmin' at April 20, 2025 02:02 AM (UOzvC)
As you should.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 02:02 AM (gYXO4)
NO!!!!!!
There's enough for me to.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Damn beer.....
God Bless to those young men.
Ugh.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched
*check Amazon for one of those grip strengthener devices*
*before the tariffs kick in*
Posted by: Miklos will invest Time and Effort at April 20, 2025 02:05 AM (UOzvC)
No one's been charged, arrested, indicted.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:06 AM (Zz0t1)
https://mol.im/a/14625901
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm gonna steal their boots at April 20, 2025 01:58 AM (sPQoU)
"each scaly and powerfully built"
Oh. That distinguishes them from the much more common "lithe furry alligator".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 02:06 AM (8zz6B)
Blessed to squeeze nurse's butt, but have to get sleep so I can smoke the hams tomorrow for our Easter celebration.
Nite all. And God Bless each and every one of you beautiful people.
You mean more than you know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 02:13 AM (8zz6B)
"In a letter that dropped on April 19, 2025 (conveniently giving us a whopping 12 days until inspections start on May 1), Bass and her team of bureaucratic geniuses have decided that LA’s fire hazard zones—now expanded to cover half the city—need to be cleansed of… wait for it… palm trees. You know, those tall, gorgeous symbols of LA that scream "Hollywood" louder than a celebrity meltdown on Sunset?
Oh, and it’s not just palms! Eucalyptus, acacias, and a whole laundry list of other trees that have defined LA’s landscape for decades are on the chopping block too. Why? Because they’re “receptive to embers.” 🙄
So, instead of having a functioning fire department that can, I don’t know, fight fires, Bass wants to turn LA into a concrete desert and extort us into doing her dirty work.
Posted by: 13times at April 20, 2025 02:13 AM (2WOTG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2025 02:13 AM (8zz6B)
See you in October.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:14 AM (Zz0t1)
"smoke the hams"?
So
You have met Darleen
Posted by: Miklos is unsurprised at April 20, 2025 02:14 AM (UOzvC)
You have met Darleen
Posted by: Miklos is unsurprised at April 20, 2025 02:14 AM (UOzvC)
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/XchI274LxfQ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at April 20, 2025 02:17 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2025 02:18 AM (gKWVE)
https://youtu.be/XchI274LxfQ
Posted by: Sponge
Now do Marleen and Charleen
Posted by: Miklos got nothin' but trouble tripled at April 20, 2025 02:19 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2025 02:18 AM (gKWVE)
When it comes to nurse, that's an ass whippin' I'm willing to take.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2025 02:21 AM (oEKqH)
Posted by: Miklos got nothin' but trouble tripled at April 20, 2025 02:19 AM (UOzvC)
https://youtu.be/kiyvIm2RPCU
https://youtu.be/QUmxh7H8vok
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:21 AM (Zz0t1)
https://youtu.be/QUmxh7H8vok
Posted by: Sponge
Sometimes-
I ask and I receive
Funny how that works
Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at April 20, 2025 02:24 AM (UOzvC)
Funny how that works
Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at April 20, 2025 02:24 AM (UOzvC)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2025 02:25 AM (Zz0t1)
https://mol.im/a/14625901
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm gonna steal their boots at April 20, 2025 01:58 AM (sPQoU)
-
I hope they weren't removed without due process.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2025 02:29 AM (Y+jbb)
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2025 03:06 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2025 03:15 AM (Y+jbb)
I would have started with moving the drug addicts armed with propane tanks to the sand desert around El Central.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 20, 2025 03:43 AM (amnH6)
Posted by: French Jeton at April 20, 2025 04:41 AM (DehcO)
https://mol.im/a/14628573
Posted by: Ciampino - Democraps? at April 20, 2025 07:59 AM (sPQoU)
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Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)