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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - April 15, 2025 [scampydog]
Reminder: do not comment on old threads - you will be auto-banned.
Did you know: Gods name is actually Howard 😭 pic.twitter.com/0S56cLRKrb
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox7April 8, 2025
It resembled a dentist's chair, but it also had various sensors, a camera to monitor the pupils, and a black box situated in front of the subject to display pictures. Subjects were told that the machine was used for measuring stress, yet its purpose was something else entirely; it was intended to identify whether the subject was gay.Poisoned alcohol during prohibition. Anti-Saloon League? Blasphemy.
By Christmas 1926, it was impossible to ignore the crisis. In New York alone, dozens of people died from drinking during holiday festivities. On the cusp of that shocking death toll, the federal government announced a requirement to add twice as much methanol, which was deadly and impossible to filter out. But officials also ordered the addition of benzine and oxidized kerosene, in order to increase the alcohol's foul smell. This would become known as "Formula 5," and it was rumored that three drinks containing the mix would result in blindness or death. Despite the increased danger, proponents believed that its noxious aroma would warn people away. The greatest cheerleader of poisoned liquor was Wayne B. Wheeler, the general counsel of the Anti-Saloon League, who frequently stated that people poisoned by alcohol were committing suicide.
A doctor in the audience, Dr. Charles Leale, immediately went upstairs to the box. The bullet had entered through Lincoln's left ear and lodged behind his right eye. He was paralyzed and barely breathing. He was carried across Tenth Street, to a boarding-house opposite the theater, but the doctors' best efforts failed. Nine hours later, at 7:22 a.m. on April 15th, Lincoln died.The titanic sank on this date in 1912. The Notre Dame Cathedral fire in 2019. Link to pictures of the fire. The Cathedral reopened on December 7, 2024.
Fishing
Hunting Hunting package came with a Winchester Model 94 in .30-30, a scope, gun rack, Winchester hat, and safety glasses. Here is a link to an old ad. And another. Doing some reading, it appears that Dodge offered a similar package in 1984 with their Marksman Ram 150 Truck promotion.
A sheriff fires back at a reporter in epic fashion. 😂😎 pic.twitter.com/X65sUDYUK5
— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) April 11, 2025
This might be the smoothest sport highlight I've ever seenpic.twitter.com/d4DZW6yp6G
— Interesting things (@awkwardgoogle) April 11, 2025
Speaking of smooth. A bit of chill music.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ciampino - it's for power! at April 15, 2025 10:00 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at April 15, 2025 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at April 15, 2025 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - it's for food at April 15, 2025 10:01 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:03 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:04 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 10:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2025 10:05 PM (cweKM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2025 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
Looks kinda European. They might break out in a ballet at any moment.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2025 10:05 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 15, 2025 10:07 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 15, 2025 10:07 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: vanilla at April 15, 2025 10:08 PM (AOsQT)
Butter pecan is good.
Sea-salt caramel, cookie dough, moose tracks..... any of them that have the sundae ingredients mixed in.
Posted by: mikeski has a sweet tooth at April 15, 2025 10:09 PM (DgGvY)
Pentagon Deputy Chief of Staff Darin Selnick suspended and escorted out of building as part of leaks probe.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:09 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 10:10 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:10 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: huerfano at April 15, 2025 10:10 PM (n2swS)
He's in a better place. Thankful that he missed the "election" of Joeblowbiden.
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 10:11 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 15, 2025 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
Possibly the first Republican murdered by a Democrat, but sadly not the last.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:11 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 10:12 PM (g47mK)
He's in a better place. Thankful that he missed the "election" of Joeblowbiden.
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 10:11 PM (rdVOm)
Technically, now that Trump is back in office, everyone's in a better place. Whether they think so, or not.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2025 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: huerfano at April 15, 2025 10:12 PM (n2swS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 10:10 PM (u73oe)
If the property is in Virginia, does that mean Tish will be brought down there for the trial?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:12 PM (1Y0Cw)
She identifies as a hybrid of Ilhan Omar and Ashley Biden.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:13 PM (W5ArC)
Mitch McConnell picks up the ball and freeezes.
Maxine Waters was hit so hard, her wig flew 10 yards!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:13 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Little girls always say they're gonna marry their daddy! Stop hatin'!
Posted by: Incestia James at April 15, 2025 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:13 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 10:12 PM (g47mK)
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How do we know that's not true?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2025 10:14 PM (cweKM)
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Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 10:14 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 10:10 PM (u73oe)
If the property is in Virginia, does that mean Tish will be brought down there for the trial?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:12 PM (1Y0Cw)
Where in VA, inside or outside the counties affected by DOGE asking people what they do here?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 10:15 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:15 PM (W5ArC)
Evenin', y'all. Oh, look! Content! 👀
Posted by: mindful webworker - sunny days lately at April 15, 2025 10:15 PM (xnW8Y)
247 It's true if *either* a or b = 0
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2025 09:42 PM (klJTj)
Thanks for the correction. Don't know where my brain went. To be fair, I am currently working on the type of math where we must specify that 0 is not equal to 1 so I'm a little scrambled these days.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 10:09 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 10:15 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: huerfano
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I couldn't find a 'fair use' picture that I liked. Went to ChatGPT, laughed at the pic it returned and thought about ice. Moderately amusing at the moment.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:16 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2025 10:16 PM (NjFI4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:15 PM (W5ArC)
*smirks*
Posted by: Judge Merchan, I am da Law at April 15, 2025 10:16 PM (Vqx30)
What were "best efforts" in 1865? A hammer?
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 10:18 PM (X6k5M)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2025 10:18 PM (MsrgL)
Evenin', y'all. Oh, look! Content! 👀
Posted by: mindful webworker - sunny days lately at April 15, 2025 10:15 PM (xnW8Y)
Seems valid to me. You get a pass.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:19 PM (1Y0Cw)
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We have entered the FO phase of the FAFO cycle.
I love a politician who punches back.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 10:19 PM (aaHPe)
I think that's handball because I believe I saw it in some clips where they let a 6'2 250 lb tranny compete against women in Australia and he literally just ran through them
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 10:19 PM (t0Rmr)
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Posted by: Oddbob
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Thanks for posting, Oddbob. Probably best to ask CBD to do so. I don't have the skeleton key.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:19 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Okay, this is a good start but I'd prefer to see someone thrown out on their ass.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2025 10:19 PM (NjFI4)
What were "best efforts" in 1865? A hammer?
Posted by: t-bird
Hot iron. Still popular today.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 10:18 PM (X6k5M)
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Leeches?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 10:20 PM (aaHPe)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 15, 2025 10:20 PM (lHPJf)
I can't wait to hear that charging opposition party members with crimes is fascism, racism, and NAZIism.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 10:20 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2025 10:16 PM (NjFI4)
*waves*
... and what brings you this way?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 10:20 PM (Vqx30)
Seasonal -
Fresh picked Himalayan blackberries and vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: 13times at April 15, 2025 10:20 PM (wfmkr)
I was busy composing some correspondence.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sunny days lately at April 15, 2025 10:15 PM (xnW8Y)
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I read 'composing' as 'composting'. Does that work?
Posted by: Ciampino - it's for food frowing at April 15, 2025 10:21 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2025 10:22 PM (i0F8b)
The government knew what happened and lied, no matter how many people died. Because we can't have people lose faith in the government dontchaknow
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 10:22 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 10:18 PM (X6k5M)
A pint of whiskey.
Whiskey enema if the patient was unconscious.
If you had to do the surgery before the whiskey took effect and you didn't have restraints, you just rounded up some strong men to hold him down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:22 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Tuna at April 15, 2025 10:23 PM (lJ0H4)
A little hanky panky with your brother? Ok. but this? This is wrong
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 15, 2025 10:23 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2025 10:22 PM (i0F8b)
Yes.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:23 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2025 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
The Titanic sank, 1912.
Notre Dame Cathedral burned, 2019.
My heavens! Do you realize the odds of those three things all happening on this date are approximately 1 in 365.25?
Posted by: mindful webworker - what are the evens? at April 15, 2025 10:23 PM (xnW8Y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 15, 2025 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
It's European Handball. We played that in Germany and I really enjoyed it. I am surprised that it hasn't caught on here since all you have to do is drag some kid's soccer goals onto a basketball court.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 10:24 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Whatever the Democrat accuses others of doing they are already doing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2025 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2025 10:22 PM (i0F8b)
I believe that was one of the things, yep.
Payback's a bitch, honey.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:24 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:19 PM (41CYW)
Yes, but do you know where the skeletons are?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:24 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:25 PM (1Y0Cw)
Tonypete,
Glad ya'll arrived safely. Best wishes to you all. You will be so much help and support.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what are the evens?
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Give me $20 on the under.
Posted by: Little Enos Burdette at April 15, 2025 10:25 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 15, 2025 10:26 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2025 10:26 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:19 PM (41CYW)
Yes, but do you know where the skeletons are?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:24 PM (VNX3d)
Now would be a good time to familiarize yourself with the fifth amendment.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:26 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 15, 2025 10:26 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 15, 2025 10:27 PM (Vdukr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:27 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2025 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Democrats have more projection than a multi-plex cinema corporation.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2025 10:27 PM (gKDq2)
He's in a better place. Thankful that he missed the "election" of Joeblowbiden.
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 10:11 PM
Tomorrow would have been my mother's 92nd. Sadly she didn't get to see Trump win. She would have cackled with glee.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2025 10:27 PM (jc0TO)
The Titanic sank, 1912.
Notre Dame Cathedral burned, 2019.
My heavens! Do you realize the odds of those three things all happening on this date are approximately 1 in 365.25?
Posted by: mindful webworker - what are the evens? at April 15, 2025 10:23 PM (xnW8Y)
What are you, a mathematician???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 10:27 PM (Vqx30)
Letitia James ... also claimed she was married to her father
Good Lord
Posted by: gKWVE does the meme at April 15, 2025 10:27 PM (gKWVE)
National Buy a Gun Day!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
youtu.be/zLAXk8KSxsU
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 10:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Beavis at April 15, 2025 10:28 PM (i0F8b)
https://tinyurl.com/4ejdf48v
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Hah!
Schadenfreude. I'm soaking in it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 10:29 PM (aaHPe)
https://tinyurl.com/4ejdf48v
LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Wow!!!
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:29 PM (41CYW)
There is some speculation whoever Corbett shot in the barn, it wasn’t Booth. They treated the whole thing strangely. No photographs were released of his body, something very common in those days, and would have done much to put the matter to rest.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 10:29 PM (sDaxV)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 10:29 PM (/y8xj)
National Buy a Gun Day!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
*summons Weasel*
Every Sunday evening at 1700 Edt.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2025 10:29 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 15, 2025 10:26 PM (lUFok)
My favorite holiday!
Posted by: Willie Brown at April 15, 2025 10:30 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Drinking stale coffee at a Hampton Inn to rest up for the final leg to the Big D tomorrow. Going to meet the new grandson. Was taken off of supplemental O2 today so he is doing real well.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2025 10:31 PM (NjFI4)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (jKCCG)
The Titanic sank, 1912.
Notre Dame Cathedral burned, 2019.
My heavens! Do you realize the odds of those three things all happening on this date are approximately 1 in 365.25?
All you have to do is look in an almanac for this day in history. Any day of the year something, many things, happened, many times disastrous things so as to be notable enough to write down in history. So, really, what are the odds?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (8JE3Q)
One among a myriad of horrible things the US government has done to fuck the citizenry.
Posted by: Power corrupts and the corrupt seek power at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Glad to hear and glad you are able to meet your new grandson.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2025 10:31 PM (NjFI4)
Great news!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2025 10:31 PM (NjFI4)
So cool. Give grandson a fistbump. Best to you and your family.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 15, 2025 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)
https://tinyurl.com/4ejdf48v
LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
"Everyday Americans cannot lie to a bank to get a mortgage, and if they did, our government would throw the book at them."
Long version: Someone thought they were not an "everyday American," and someone is about to find out otherwise.
Short version: Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 10:34 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2025 10:14 PM (cweKM)
Because the wife's name is Nellie James ?
Posted by: runner at April 15, 2025 10:34 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 10:34 PM (x/V3P)
The Titanic sank, 1912.
Notre Dame Cathedral burned, 2019.
My heavens! Do you realize the odds of those three things all happening on this date are approximately 1 in 365.25?
Posted by: mindful webworker - what are the evens? at April 15, 2025 10:23 PM (xnW8Y)
What are you, a mathematician???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 10:27 PM (Vqx30)
Actually, I believe the odds of any one of those happening on April 15 are 1/365. The odds of all three happening on April 15 are 1/(365^3) or 1 out of 48,627, 125 or thereabouts....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 10:34 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Glad to hear and glad you are able to meet your new grandson.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:32 PM (41CYW)
Great news. Hopefully he's ready to go home sooner than later, because hospitals suck.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:34 PM (VNX3d)
Lots of cherished memories of sitting on the hand-cranked ice cream maker, providing needed ballast. The result was always worth the frozen butt!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2025 10:35 PM (rxCpr)
"Denatured" alcohol. Because your government would gladly see you poisoned rather than not pay a tax.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 10:35 PM (/y8xj)
Given identical location, clear skies, identical moon phase, identical time of year etc
Can there be “darker” skies or better (or worse) viewing conditions for some reason??
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 10:35 PM (VskgJ)
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at April 15, 2025 10:36 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2025 10:36 PM (x/V3P)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 10:36 PM (gKWVE)
"Please feel free to send a check to Shep’s Place Senior Dog Sanctuary, 17012 E Truman Rd, Independence MO 64056. We would be glad to mail you a receipt, if you’d like one" this is from their link that Oldbob postted above. https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/
Posted by: PaleRider at April 15, 2025 10:36 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Tonypete
Woot woot!
Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 10:36 PM (8JE3Q)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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Independence Day as a kid. Use your other arm! Reward at the end was worth it.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:38 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at April 15, 2025 10:36 PM (G5+As)
Pole vault yesterday, handball today. I can see women's athletic endeavors becoming a regular feature of the ONT.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:38 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: tankdemon
That’s some nasty stuff.
Fresh strawberry ice cream.
Or coffee ice cream.
All that crunchy shit and fallderall in ice cream is for ADHD patients.
Simple is best.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 10:39 PM (0wzNL)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2025 10:22 PM (i0F8b)
Yes.
Posted by: tankdemon
MAL.
Trump said it was worth MILLION$
Judge said it was worth $1.49
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2025 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Drinking stale coffee at a Hampton Inn to rest up for the final leg to the Big D tomorrow. Going to meet the new grandson. Was taken off of supplemental O2 today so he is doing real well.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2025 10:31 PM (NjFI4)
Yay!!
Weather is pretty nice right now but the forecast is calling for more rain starting this weekend (nothing severe, at least they don't think so currently).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 10:39 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 10:34 PM (QGaXH
Thank you.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 10:39 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (3ek7K)
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Stuck his finger in the hole and tried to fish the bullet out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (FZs2o)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (fK6LX)
"Denatured" alcohol. Because your government would gladly see you poisoned rather than not pay a tax.
Posted by: Oddbob
After what DOGE has uncovered, ANY government official that even accidentally says the word "tax" in any way, shape, or form, much less said on purpose, should be shot on the spot.
No questions asked. No explanations accepted.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (8JE3Q)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
Letitia James ... also claimed she was married to her father
Good Lord
Posted by: gKWVE
Everybody does it!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2025 10:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: 496 at April 15, 2025 10:42 PM (6bj4g)
Posted by: Ciampino
Well, maybe. Sometimes I can't write fer $#!+.
Oh, wait. That's fertilizer, not compost.
Posted by: mindful webworker - both good on the garden at April 15, 2025 10:42 PM (xnW8Y)
Anything mint socks.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (3ek7K)
No juleps for you!
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2025 10:42 PM (Sf2cq)
I hate these small keyboards.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
Me too.
Posted by: Anything mint at April 15, 2025 10:42 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: fourseasons
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Ya know what I hate about young people? Small fonts.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:42 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: nurse ratched
* looks at bowl of Moose Tracks ice cream. *
* looks at self *
Actually, that checks out.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
beep beep boop boop
re-post for the Titanic --
A compilation of the desperate "text messages" for assistance sent by the Titanic's radio operator:
https://is.gd/dSlmAf
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 10:43 PM (fRB6z)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (l3YAf)
We're short-staffed because of the Bad Orange Man and his buddy the junior h1t[er. How can you expect us to handle more than 3 connections at a time?!?!?!
Posted by: still-employed (for now?) IRS agent, not bitter at April 15, 2025 10:43 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 10:34 PM (QGaXH)
It’s a variation on the birthday problem. The chance of these three specific events occurring on the same day are small, but the chances of any three, big events happening on the same day is quite high.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (l3YAf)
A Vanilla malt is also good, mix up a bunch (lots) of malted milk powder. Grind some fresh nutmeg in there too, trust me.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (VskgJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (W5ArC)
Yay!!! Suck it, worthless school district!
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (rdVOm)
There are always disastrous things happening on any given day of the year if you just look back in history. History hardly ever celebrates joyous events but readily entertains disasters and records their day of happening. So, these particular events happened on this day of the year in different years, even different centuries. Any day of the year will be filled with catastrophes if you look back in history far enough. It is a fallen world.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 15, 2025 10:45 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I, for one, blame the Jews.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 10:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Do you have a link to that you can share?
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:45 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 10:46 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (W5ArC)
I can believe that for the all males of the age group, maybe even for the age group as a whole, but find it a bit of a stretch to think Yale students lean that way. Great news if true, but color me skeptical.
Posted by: Anything mint at April 15, 2025 10:47 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
If that's true, the 2032 Democrat Convention will be held at a roadside rest stop in the U.P.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 10:47 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:48 PM (41CYW)
Have you seen any videos of the "Hands Off" protests? They are predominately old white people. Being Republican, and in particular pro-Trump, is the new counter culture.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 10:48 PM (/y8xj)
"Denatured" alcohol. Because your government would gladly see you poisoned rather than not pay a tax.
Posted by: Oddbob
Denatured alcohol is nearly 100% pure ethenol with some noxious bone extract shit added to make it unpalatable.
They actually put poison into what was presented as denatured alcohol knowing that people would choke it down for a buzz and go blind and/or die.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2025 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
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Substitute real maple syrup for the chocolate some time. Damn good. But then, I'm partial to maple...
Posted by: 496 at April 15, 2025 10:49 PM (1+1mZ)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Sent them a check last week. I was going to pay with a credit card buy they want 1.75%. Seriously, they want to charge me to pay them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 10:49 PM (FZs2o)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (VskgJ)
But you have to mix it together until you make soft serve chocolate ice cream.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 10:50 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:45 PM (41CYW)
My mistake. It was a nationwide survey conducted by Yale research project.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3u2d54
"Finally, our data uncovered an interesting divide within under–30s as a cohort: When asked whether they would vote for the Democratic or Republican candidate in the 2026 congressional elections in their district, voters aged 22–29 favored the Democratic candidate by a margin of 6.4 points, but voters aged 18–21 favored the Republican by a margin of 11.7 points."
There's some other interesting stuff in there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:50 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 10:48 PM (/y8xj)
I wonder if anyone's started comparing the people at those events with people getting federal disability benefits, to see whether there's some fraud.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:51 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Sent them a check last week. I was going to pay with a credit card buy they want 1.75%. Seriously, they want to charge me to pay them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 10:49 PM (FZs2
I gave them my bank info when I filed a month ago to make withdrawal on the 14th of April.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 10:53 PM (VofaG)
Real vanilla is some tasty, tasty stuff.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:53 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 15, 2025 10:53 PM (n4GiU)
Letitia James has been collecting disability checks in her father-husband's name for 16 years.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2025 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:51 PM
Does being mentally disabled come with benefits?
You know, small "m" morons.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 10:54 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 10:54 PM (hhuMF)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 10:48 PM (/y8
So hands off protesters are aos demographics .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 10:55 PM (VofaG)
I think AOC's boyfriend refers to her as a "tard with benefits".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:55 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
If that's true, the 2032 Democrat Convention will be held at a roadside rest stop in the U.P.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 10:47 PM (DgGvY)
It might be a bit bigger, so a Hampton Inn in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:55 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: mikeski
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That leaves women over 65 years old as the only group, by a small margin, in favor of Democrats.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 10:55 PM (FZs2o)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2025 10:56 PM (noPDf)
Isn't 21 about the cutoff age between kids who were still in high school for COVID and those who were already graduated?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 10:56 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 10:48 PM (/y8
So hands off protesters are aos demographics .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 10:55 PM (VofaG)
Hey!
We're all 29, mister!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 10:56 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Keep It Up DOGE! at April 15, 2025 10:57 PM (G5+As)
Letitia James has been collecting disability checks in her father-husband's name for 16 years.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 15, 2025 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)
I heard she also doesn't separate her food trash from her recycles.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 10:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 10:57 PM (aBgBM)
She's not going to enjoy it.
I wonder if she's smart enough to hire a better lawyer than she is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:57 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: tankdemon
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Yeah, it is interesting stuff, tankdemon. I have a bazillion links bookmarked - studying this.
Also thanks Rodrigo for that link - bookmarked that one too.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:58 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende
Vids or it didn't happen is the rule, yes?
https://youtu.be/XlRcEIOdYSQ
Posted by: mindful webworker - per the AoSHQ handbook at April 15, 2025 10:58 PM (xnW8Y)
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I think AOC's boyfriend refers to her as a "tard with benefits".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 10:55 PM (W5ArC)
Ms Occasional-Cortex is spending a lot of time with Bernie "Three Dachas" Sanders lately...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 10:58 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 10:59 PM (41CYW)
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I pulled tags for drumsticks and Klondike bars. I'll be sneaking up on them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 10:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2025 10:59 PM (63Dwl)
I can see her selling it, then torching it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 15, 2025 11:00 PM (ZVgZ4)
Yay!!! Suck it, worthless school district!
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (rdVOm)
Based. Taxation is theft.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:00 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 11:00 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2025 10:57 PM (aBgBM)
He just got to the patent office first. The first actual working model was created by Chergubaa in December 64,223 BC.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 11:01 PM (1Y0Cw)
I can see her selling it, then torching it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
I think she's every bit dumb enough to key, or even torch, her own car.
I wonder if she's still writing "Mrs. Elon Musk" on her Trapper Keeper folder? With the "O" written as a little heart?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 11:01 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 11:02 PM (FZs2o)
Leticia James was a baddie
She lied about her true addy
But then she was wrecked
By that ol' Trump effect
And cried in the arms of her daddy
Posted by: mindful webworker - not a Muldoon but trying at April 15, 2025 11:02 PM (xnW8Y)
Posted by: Ungabalk at April 15, 2025 11:02 PM (gKWVE)
She could hardly hire a worse one. Oh wait, Fanni Willis might be available.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2025 11:03 PM (/y8xj)
Chernobyl wasn’t the greatest environmental catastrophe in human history. It wasn’t even the worst Soviet nuclear disaster.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:04 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
National Buy a Gun Day!
Must be one of those odd days that has a name ending in "y".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 15, 2025 11:05 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
But it made the biggest headlines.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 15, 2025 11:05 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 15, 2025 11:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 11:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I've seen reality. AI looks better all the time.
Posted by: mikeski's ready for his upload at April 15, 2025 11:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 11:07 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 15, 2025 11:05 PM
My wife's is on the 9th, my mother's is on the 10th.
It does help me from ever screwing up!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:07 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: gKWVE
Enjoy it while you can. It will only get dusty/dirty again.
Posted by: Life In A Fallen World at April 15, 2025 11:07 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Oddbob
Worse than spraying paraquat on marijuana - while it may cause cancer, etc., it wasn't as acutely fatal.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (KAi1n)
Good evening, morons.
I'm not minimizing the criminal's guilt in apparently running someone over in a stolen cop car, but...
did the deputy really leave it running in some place where the criminal had access to it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (yxYe0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
So, nine months from the previous July?
Guess there's more people gettin' it on when it's cold cuddly weather than when you've gotta wring out the sheets whether you did it or not.
It's a thing in the upper Midwest. Miniature Baby Booms nine months after every blizzard that snowed people in for a few days.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
Yay!!! Suck it, worthless school district!
Posted by: JQ
Heh. I got the senior discount too but I also got hit with a reassessment this year. Ranch down the road sold for $1.3 million in 2022 so apparently my property is worth $150k more. I contested the assessment and got it reduced by $50k. My PTax went up $500 this year.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (hhuMF)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:04 PM (l3YAf)
The Sovs used to dump their decommissioned sub reactors into the Arctic Ocean whole.
There are a bunch of them up there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Life In A Fallen World at April 15, 2025 11:07 PM (G5+As)
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And we are ready!
Posted by: Compulsives Everywhere at April 15, 2025 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Completely forgotten about that. Late 70's? Early 80's?
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 11:11 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Keep It Up DOGE! at April 15, 2025 10:57 PM (G5+As)
Well, if bitter old cobweb-crotched hags from the Department of Vague Expenditures want to get uppity, then send riot cops wading through them with stun batons. Swoop a few dozen up, forcibly tattoo giant 13s on their crepey forearms in an interrogation cell, and deport them to CECOT.
Let the press run lachrymose screeds for a few weeks about the beleaguered Maryland Karens in the Orangeman's pitiless clutches.
See how fast they quit demanding to speak with America's manager, and go back to berating their baristas about latte foam, after that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 11:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Chevy Chase at April 15, 2025 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Speaking of spring cleaning...
Years ago I read the weirdest gas backpack leaf blower review/comment on Youtube. The guy wrote every Spring my daddy would open all the windows in the house and blow out all the dust in the rooms, the house smelled like 2-cycle fumes for a while but it worked.
That's insane. But I believe it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 11:12 PM (fRB6z)
We can’t get Bluebell here, but Tillamook is darn good.
I’ve never made my own ice cream. Any suggestions on a maker?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 11:12 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 10:55 PM (VofaG)
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Wait. So you're saying the commenters on this site are old?
*flips up collar of Members Only jacket*
*adjusts Ray-Ban aviators*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2025 11:12 PM (aaHPe)
Posted by: High Roller at April 15, 2025 11:13 PM (G5+As)
I believe that idiot did it, I mean. I don't believe it was effective.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 11:13 PM (fRB6z)
They actually put poison into what was presented as denatured alcohol knowing that people would choke it down for a buzz and go blind and/or die.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Death and taxes. The only two certainties in life, now BOTH brought to you by Government! Go to your local election booth, and get more Government today!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2025 11:13 PM (yxYe0)
It's a thing in the upper Midwest. Miniature Baby Booms nine months after every blizzard that snowed people in for a few days.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
I try not to think about it too much, but, my Grandma and Grandpa were kind of into each other. Saw some pics from when they were dating in the late '30s, and they were both very good looking people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 15, 2025 11:13 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM
"See! Global warming is going to wipeout the human population!"
-- Democrat retard with a non-STEM degree
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Oddbob
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Liquor lobby had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 15, 2025 11:14 PM (RUMEY)
I’ve never made my own ice cream. Any suggestions on a maker?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Do you have a KitchenAid stand mixer? You can get an ice cream attachment thingy for it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2025 11:14 PM (yxYe0)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 15, 2025 11:14 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
She's not going to enjoy it.
I wonder if she's smart enough to hire a better lawyer than she is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
The only thing that could make my delicious smile get bigger is if the appeals court throws out Trump's conviction the day before before that b*tch goes to trial.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:15 PM (hhuMF)
Let the press run lachrymose screeds for a few weeks about the beleaguered Maryland Karens in the Orangeman's pitiless clutches.
See how fast they quit demanding to speak with America's manager, and go back to berating their baristas about latte foam, after that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 11:11 PM (BI5O2)
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!
/cheekily
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
Ahem....hold my beer.....
Posted by: Great Northeast Blackout 1965 at April 15, 2025 11:16 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2025 11:16 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 15, 2025 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I do!
*scurries off to the interwebs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 11:17 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2025 11:12 PM
Children or grandchildren are the best makers.
My dad and one other dad on our block had hand-cranked ice cream makers.
They would pour in the ingredients and then let about 10 of our neighborhood rugrats take turns cranking.
Ice cream is even BETTER when you had to work for it a little bit.
In my recollection, we never had any ice cream left over.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:18 PM (HlyYF)
Grandson is at the ER with his mom. He's been sick with a fever and headache since Sunday, tonight he took some turn for the worse.
Please pray for him, and the doctors. He is 15.
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:18 PM (Eo96p)
*adjusts Ray-Ban aviators*
Posted by: Cicero
Don't forget to check the chamber.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:19 PM (hhuMF)
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2025 10:18
As I recall, a dr. stuck his finger, unsterilized of course, inside the the wound to locate the bullet in his brain I think the conclusion was "he's a goner".
Of course Edwin Stanton, Sec. of War, had Mary Lincoln tossed out of the room as she was hysterical. And this is the guy that supposedly kept his dead wife's body in their house years later after her death.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2025 11:20 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: From about That Time
Earth Day and Vladimir Lenin's birthday are both April 22 and that is absolutely NOT a coincidence.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2025 11:20 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:20 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 11:21 PM (VofaG)
Grandson is at the ER with his mom. He's been sick with a fever and headache since Sunday, tonight he took some turn for the worse.
Please pray for him, and the doctors. He is 15.
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:18 PM (Eo96p)
Done.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:21 PM (Vqx30)
In the capital Nuuk, its below freezing Right Now. There is no night life and I'm sure that broadband sucks. I'm trying to figure out how being removed out of Greenland is a bad thing.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 15, 2025 11:21 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2025 11:20 PM (55Qr6)
And we loved with a love that was more than love
I and my Annabel Lee
Posted by: gKWVE at April 15, 2025 11:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Yeah, waiting for this year's "reassessment" LOL. Not that any nearby properties have sold for megamoney, but just greedy county ASSessor doing his 'job' (to enhance revenues).
We had some massive medical expenses last year, which pushed up the reduction amount. Next year will be LIT!
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 11:22 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2025 11:13 PM (yxYe0)
I always say there are three certainties in life: Death, taxes and absurdity', the latter presently showcased by 'men can be women'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2025 11:22 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:23 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: scampydog
Yeah, both.
As for the 18-21 y.o.'s, given that they are not very sexually active (so the internet says), abortion is not likely an important issue to them.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 15, 2025 11:23 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
My sister and I are both November babies. It was later in life when I finally realized what holiday nine months earlier our birthdays are centered around....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JML at April 15, 2025 11:24 PM (wFFVS)
Posted by: Farmer
Was her name Ethyl?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2025 11:24 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2025 11:24 PM (SnC8S)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 11:25 PM (1Y0Cw)
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:18 PM (Eo96p)
Sending prayers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 15, 2025 11:25 PM (0aYVJ)
•1881 – The Four Dead in Five Seconds Gunfight occurs in El Paso, Texas. (History Guy video 16:35)
https://youtu.be/hMT5vkH2rwQ
•1894 – The first ever commercial motion picture house opens in New York City, United States. It uses ten Kinetoscopes, devices for peep-show viewing of films.
•1935 – The Black Sunday dust storm, considered one of the worst storms of the Dust Bowl, sweeps across the Oklahoma and Texas panhandles and neighboring areas.
•1958 – The Soviet satellite Sputnik 2 falls from orbit after a mission duration of 162 days. (RIP Laika)
Now, I mean, really, what are the odds now?
Posted by: mindful webworker - peep show?!? at April 15, 2025 11:26 PM (xnW8Y)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what are the evens? at April 15, 2025 10:23
Damn, I was told there was no math here!
Clear sky here tonihht, I need to read the telescope directions and finish, almost done.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2025 11:26 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 11:27 PM (3AFm+)
Posted by: From about That Time
It's also the day Orange Hitler will declare martial law!
Posted by: Hands Off! at April 15, 2025 11:28 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
Lincoln's Birthday?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2025 11:28 PM (SnC8S)
•1881 – The Four Dead in Five Seconds Gunfight occurs in El Paso, Texas. (History Guy video 16:35)
https://youtu.be/hMT5vkH2rwQ
•1894 – The first ever commercial motion picture house opens in New York City, United States. It uses ten Kinetoscopes, devices for peep-show viewing of films.
•1935 – The Black Sunday dust storm, considered one of the worst storms of the Dust Bowl, sweeps across the Oklahoma and Texas panhandles and neighboring areas.
•1958 – The Soviet satellite Sputnik 2 falls from orbit after a mission duration of 162 days. (RIP Laika)
Now, I mean, really, what are the odds now?
Posted by: mindful webworker - peep show?!?
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Mindful, when a couple of those topics hit a future ONT, kick your feet up and light a cigar.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 11:29 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
The "Filed My Extension Today" sale?
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 11:30 PM (VofaG)
I swear.
I raised a glass....or two.....after getting to the bar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:18 PM (Eo96p)
Done.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:21
Yes indeed, prayers up from here.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2025 11:30 PM (55Qr6)
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:18 PM (Eo96p)
Done - and for your family as well. It cannot be easy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 11:32 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 11:32 PM (3AFm+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 15, 2025 11:30 PM (VofaG)
Apparently this is not that unusual, which is one of the many points raised by the lawyer in NE DFW who has been tilting at the property tax windmill for a while now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:33 PM (Vqx30)
I just read an article that says Social Security will require all users to access their benefits through Login.gov, a unified federal authentication platform.
Have any of you heard about this?
Posted by: four seasons at April 15, 2025 11:33 PM (3ek7K)
I was also born in July, so I assume the same logic applied. Missouri summers can be long and humid.
Posted by: PabloD at April 15, 2025 11:33 PM (57fkQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 15, 2025 11:33 PM (ZVgZ4)
Please pray for him, and the doctors. He is 15.
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:18 PM (Eo96p)
I wish they'd leave the kids alone........
All the prayers.....all of them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 11:32 PM (3AFm+)
Did the government finally put David Copperfield on the payroll?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2025 11:34 PM (1Y0Cw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2025 11:32 PM (3AFm+)
Was he claimed as a dependent on Letitia James' tax returns?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 11:34 PM (VNX3d)
Just saying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:32 PM (Zz0t1)
In Texas, the F-150 is a girl's truck.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:35 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:35 PM (Zz0t1)
In Texas, the F-150 is a girl's truck.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:35 PM (Vqx30)
That's why I have an F250.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Antar got caught committing fraud and did his time. Now he uncovers all the things he used to do in his own business.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2025 11:36 PM (dIske)
Somehow, Indeed is giving me like seven jobs in my area.
Any Morons have any suggestions for job searches for people that have not done it for a long time?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:36 PM (HlyYF)
Let the press run lachrymose screeds for a few weeks about the beleaguered Maryland Karens in the Orangeman's pitiless clutches.
See how fast they quit demanding to speak with America's manager, and go back to berating their baristas about latte foam, after that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2025 11:11 PM (BI5O2)
Bleeding heart liberal.
Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at April 15, 2025 11:36 PM (l3YAf)
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
Lord give the doctors wisdom. Give this young man strength and lay healing hands upon him. Give Tecumseh and her family peace, comfort and Your strength.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:36 PM (hhuMF)
Just saying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:32 PM (Zz0t1)
In Texas, the F-150 is a girl's truck.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:35 PM (Vqx30)
Someone posted their changes to an F-150 for men who listen to Taylor Swift. The body was covered in multi-colored fake fur, including the wheels.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2025 11:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Keep It Up DOGE! at April 15, 2025 10:57 PM (G5+As)
They have Patricia Bullrich as Security Minister, which was an inspired move since she had been the law and order candidate who felt the most important thing was to get the street protests under control -- which was an ongoing thing even before Milei won.
It is sort of like making Tulsi Gabbard DNI since her main goal as a candidate was to stop sending troops out over bad information
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 11:38 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:35 PM (Vqx30)
And the Chevy is trans!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 15, 2025 11:38 PM (l3YAf)
Anything mint socks.
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (3ek7K)
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Sucks, agreed.
I like vanilla, coffee, buttered pecan.
Posted by: Ciampino - it's for really cold cream at April 15, 2025 11:39 PM (sPQoU)
The Lakers were fighting for a 'play in' spot and the Mavericks were 5th when the NBA approved the "Luka trade."
The Mavericks are 10th in the West and the Lakers are a 3rd seed.
So LeBitch can play with Bitch as the first father/son in the NBA playoffs.
David Sliver can die in a fire........and they wonder why the NBA is getting the worst ratings in its history.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
*******
Prayers for his recovery.
Posted by: Cosda at April 15, 2025 11:41 PM (nl8Bw)
The Lakers were fighting for a 'play in' spot and the Mavericks were 5th when the NBA approved the "Luka trade."
The Mavericks are 10th in the West and the Lakers are a 3rd seed.
So LeBitch can play with Bitch as the first father/son in the NBA playoffs.
David Sliver can die in a fire........and they wonder why the NBA is getting the worst ratings in its history.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:40 PM
^^^^^This!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:42 PM (HlyYF)
Years ago I read the weirdest gas backpack leaf blower review/comment on Youtube. The guy wrote every Spring my daddy would open all the windows in the house and blow out all the dust in the rooms, the house smelled like 2-cycle fumes for a while but it worked.
That's insane. But I believe it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 11:12 PM (fRB6z)
That is how they used to clear the peanut shells off the floor of the Roadhouse steakhouse I think. That is the only reason for the heavy dust on the windowsills when they opened up
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 11:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:43 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2025 11:2
Thanks IS. I just about had a stroke laughing at that. Do you think I could work that into a joke and tell it at the next hist soc meeting? BTW I still work for them, maybe a good way to get set loose to fully retire.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2025 11:43 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:44 PM (hhuMF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2025 10:10 PM (u73oe)
Hey, bitch! I be workin' dis corner.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 15, 2025 11:44 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:43 PM (l3YAf)
If you're over 65, the tax rate locks in, so you never pay anything more than that rate for the rest of your ownership life. It pays if you've owned the house for a long time.
New owners, you're still a bit screwed.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:43 PM (l3YAf)
There's a property tax 'senior discount' at age (iirc) 65 which may contribute to that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:46 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fourseasons at April 15, 2025 10:40 PM (3ek7K)
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Sucks, agreed.
I like vanilla, coffee, buttered pecan.
Posted by: Ciampino -
Favorite flavor is Rocky Road. Also the story of my yewt.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:47 PM (hhuMF)
Hey, bitch! I be workin' dis corner.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 15, 2025 11:44 PM (8zz6B)[i/]
Die in a self-detonation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:47 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2025 11:47 PM (Vqx30)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 15, 2025 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
Speaw and Magic Hewmet.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 15, 2025 11:48 PM (eQO/Z)
The Lakers were fighting for a 'play in' spot and the Mavericks were 5th when the NBA approved the "Luka trade."
The Mavericks are 10th in the West and the Lakers are a 3rd seed.
So LeBitch can play with Bitch as the first father/son in the NBA playoffs.
David Sliver can die in a fire........and they wonder why the NBA is getting the worst ratings in its history.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:40 PM
^^^^^This!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
youtu.be/GEStsLJZhzo
Posted by: ESPN, High Priests of Lebronism at April 15, 2025 11:48 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Awww. 💘
Could be worse.
"Why do you ask, Broken Rubber?" -- Just the Punchline
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:49 PM (DgGvY)
youtu.be/GEStsLJZhzo
Posted by: ESPN, High Priests of Lebronism at April 15, 2025 11:48 PM (sAmhv)
The Godzilla roar is better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:50 PM (Zz0t1)
My argument is: why rush to do my taxes, when nobody knows that the Federal government will still be there in three months? Maybe Trump fires all the IRSies or there’s a military coup or hyperinflation reduces my taxes owed to pennies on the dollar?
All you people who file on time won’t be laughing then.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:50 PM (l3YAf)
Thanks again Oddbob -
Shep's Place in memory of Jewells. Put "Jewells" or "Julie" in the memo box or send them a separate email.
https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2025 11:50 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:36 PM (HlyYF)
figure out what sort of company would hire your skills. Figure out what companies locally do that. Do cold calls.
You can go through labor exchanges and Unemployment as well, but sell yourself as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2025 11:51 PM (D7oie)
^^^^^This!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
It reminds me when NASCAR created the chase, then Tony Stewart missed it, so they expanded it to 12 from 10 because 11 would be obvious. Then Jeff Gordon finished 13th and they accused Legano of cheating, but let him stay in the chase and added Gordon because 'they could.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:53 PM (hhuMF)
All you people who file on time won’t be laughing then.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:50 PM (l3YAf)
Heh. We'll see you soon.
Posted by: The IRS at April 15, 2025 11:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Dr thinks it might be a sinus infection?
He has no sinus symptoms at all.
Odd. Severe headache, nausea that comes and goes, light sensitivity, fever.
His parents are not the kind to run to the doctor, and especially not to the ER.
Thank you for all the prayers. The Horde is the best. I hope the doctor is right.
Guess I'll go back to bed.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:54 PM (Eo96p)
https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/
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Posted by: Oddbob
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Thank you for sharing. I did not personally know Jewells, but fondly remember her posts and pretty jewelry. Will gladly send a donation in her memory. Senior dogs are close to my heart.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 15, 2025 11:55 PM (r+D5c)
Looks like we will pay about $300 tax for the year.
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 11:55 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:55 PM (hhuMF)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 15, 2025 11:53 PM (hhuMF)
Oddbob is traveling. Scampydog is asking for donations in Jewells honor.
Posted by: The IRS at April 15, 2025 11:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:56 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2025 10:44 PM (VskgJ)
Vanilla with slivered fresh ginger. You can use ground ginger if you don't have/can't find fresh.
Another great vanilla topper? Instant espresso coffee..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 15, 2025 11:56 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:43 PM (l3YAf)
A lot of Californians who don't do their research get a rude surprise when they sell their $1M 60's tract home (1% property tax rate based on original purchase price) and buy a mini-mansion in Texas for same price (3+% tax rate?)
Our neighbor lives in a $2M+ 6 bedroom house her parents bought in the 60's. She pays about 2000/year property taxes because tax increases are limited to 2% per year.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 11:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2025 11:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2025 11:54 PM (Eo96p)
Go to bed with peace in your heart and positivity in your head. They will find out what's wrong with God in their thoughts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 15, 2025 11:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Sade, always good for pre making out.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 15, 2025 11:59 PM (l1cUn)
https://is.gd/dSlmAf
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2025 10:43 PM (fRB6z)
They are not "text". They are radiotelegraph transcriptions. The keytones you hear are modern-day work, added by an operator. Nobody had the means to record radiotelegraphy back then.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 15, 2025 11:59 PM (8zz6B)
I thought technology would make the initial search much easier!
It appears I was wrong.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:59 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:56 PM (l3YAf)
Yet, the highest IQ viewer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Awww. 💘
Could be worse.
"Why do you ask, Broken Rubber?" -- Just the Punchline
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2025 11:49 PM (DgGvY)
'Tell me about it' - Two Dogs F*****g
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2025 12:00 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 12:00 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2025 12:01 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Glad they ruled out both life threatening conditions. Continued prayers to quickly diagnose the illness so it can be treated quickly and properly.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 12:01 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Sponge
I is a college a college gradiat but sometimes the ADHD/squirrel panel discussions create issues. Purty sure SD is off to the wild blue yonder.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 16, 2025 12:01 AM (hhuMF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 11:57 PM (QGaXH)
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Interesting. There are a surprising number of million dollar homes in my little TX county. I supposed that displaced Californians purchased them. They all have acreage. Property taxes and insurance are a huge suck, even in podunk, TX.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:02 AM (r+D5c)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 16, 2025 12:01 AM (hhuMF)
I addmitted muh misteak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 16, 2025 12:04 AM (Eo96p)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 11:57 PM (QGaXH)
Well, we should all move to California because it's SOOOO tax friendly!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:05 AM (Zz0t1)
But on this day, my teacher's boyfriend? showed up with this wooden bucket that had a hand crank with milk and rock salt and I'm guessing Vanilla spice and made ice-cream for all of us children and it was the best. Which is why I still remember that day so long past in my life.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2025 12:05 AM (25kuG)
It’s not a tumah!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 12:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
Thanks for the kind words.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 16, 2025 12:04 AM (Eo96p)
And prayers. There's lots of them coming.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:05 AM (Zz0t1)
https://youtu.be/EbD7lfrsY2s
G'nite, y'all. Don't keep the bartender up too late.
Posted by: mindful webworker - i scream for i scream for i scream for i at April 16, 2025 12:06 AM (xnW8Y)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 15, 2025 11:56 PM (l3YAf)
Not a big wrestling fan after I became a teenager but I watched all the wrestling docs on A&E relatively recently and I have nothing but respect for their athleticism. The injuries and pain ain't fake.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 12:06 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2025 12:06 AM (rj6Yv)
G'nite, y'all. Don't keep the bartender up too late.
Posted by: mindful webworker - i scream for i scream for i scream for i at April 16, 2025 12:06 AM (xnW8Y)
Are we apologizing to France again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 12:06 AM (VofaG)
Yeah, I used to watch WWF when I was a kid. Was pretty cool.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 12:08 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:05 AM (Zz0t1)
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I LOL, as we do a ton of wildlife management activities to keep our TX property tax below $2000 per year. We spend more than that. But I'd rather feed the critters and birds than the county tax assessor.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:09 AM (r+D5c)
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2025 12:09 AM (kd60y)
I thought technology would make the initial search much easier!
It appears I was wrong.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 15, 2025 11:59 PM (HlyYF)
In the early 80's I was unexpectedly laid off. In desperation (I was getting married in three months) I started making cold calls to people listed in a directory for a professional organization I and many of my ilk belonged to. The third or fourth call referred me to another gentleman at another company. Long story short, not only did I find a job, but managed to get jobs for two other refugees.
So don't underestimate the power of asking.
Best of luck to you.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2025 12:10 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:09 AM (r+D5c)
We hope to be finding this out soon......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Dr thinks it might be a sinus infection?
He has no sinus symptoms at all.
Odd. Severe headache, nausea that comes and goes, light sensitivity, fever.
Thank you for all the prayers. The Horde is the best. I hope the doctor is right.
Posted by: TecumsehTea
More prayers, then!
I've had sinus infections that just completely dried me out. No sneezing or runny nose or anything. Just a fever and a headache and, eventually, some pain behind the cheekbones.
Or, leave out the fever and it sounds like a migraine. So, a migraine and an infection causing a fever? Having a pile of symptoms doesn't necessarily mean a common cause.....
Posted by: mikeski is not a doctor and doesn't play one on tv at April 16, 2025 12:12 AM (DgGvY)
At the Hatteras weather station:
Working late into the night of Sunday, April 14, 1912, station operators Richard Dailey and Horace Gaskins received an urgent telegram message at 11:25 p.m. This time, 11:25 p.m. Hatteras time, is an extremely important clue to this mystery.
The message contained the words “CQD: Have Struck Iceberg.” It was from the RMS Titanic. Dailey and Gaskins immediately forwarded the message to their headquarters, the New York Station. It was received by 21-year-old David Sarnoff, (the future president of the Radio Corporation of America.) Like everyone else at the time, Sarnoff “knew” that the Titanic was unsinkable, so he severely chastised the senders, thinking it was a hoax. In his response, he said that the senders were troublemakers who were just “clogging up the lines,” and that they were to refrain from any further communications.
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I have seen the actual message. As an aside, my vanity call sign was previously held by a guy at the Sarnoff Research Center.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 12:13 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (l3YAf)
I do have an old friend that is a retired headhunter.
I suspect she is probably my best option, and she has offered to help.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (l3YAf)
Get chickens. Sell an egg.
You're a farmer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (r+D5c)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (gKWVE)
Working on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 15, 2025 11:57 PM (QGaXH)
Well, we should all move to California because it's SOOOO tax friendly!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Noooooooo.....first off, you'll pay 1M plus for anything approaching decent. Property taxes on that will be 1% or 10,000+ per year with other fees. The homeowner exemption is 7000 off the assessed value, which is the purchase price.
After that, increases are limited to 2% per year.
You really don't want to come here....(LOL!)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2025 12:15 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Sponge -
Dang, I kinda liked you until I discovered, just now, that yer a revenuer.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 16, 2025 12:16 AM (hhuMF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 12:16 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (r+D5c)
I'm planning on raising bees. We just have to plant a ton of flowering things to support them because they're not a lot of blooming things in the area at the moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:14 AM (r+D5c)
Did you have your own livestock or did you let someone else keep some livestock on your property.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 12:16 AM (VofaG)
You really don't want to come here....(LOL!)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2025 12:15 AM (QGaXH)
On the plus side - California doesn't tax Social Security!
Yay!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2025 12:17 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 16, 2025 12:16 AM (hhuMF)
Whell shucks......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2025 12:17 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 12:19 AM (XeU6L)
We'll have cows and goats and chickens and hogs, but.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:20 AM (Zz0t1)
9 Good evening morons e grazie scampydog
I believe that is a game of "handball."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2025 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
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More like shitball.
*passes out*
Posted by: Jim Lahey at April 16, 2025 12:23 AM (uz6ub)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2025 12:16 AM (VofaG)
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We leased out our land as part of a contiguous area for cattle. We needed a new gig when the cattle man sold his cattle. The Wildlife option was great. I'm outdoorsy, and love doing that work. I also love making spreadsheets, as my county wants lots of documentation. It was a win-win.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:24 AM (r+D5c)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 12:25 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2025 12:26 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2025 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
We'll have cows and goats and chickens and hogs, but.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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I can't answer for your specific county. Hubby harvests deer on our property. We also cull raccoons as they are predators. Surprisingly, we have not had a huge problem with feral hogs. We don't have livestock, though.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:29 AM (r+D5c)
Night Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2025 12:26 AM (25kuG)
I have no witty repartee, but have been drinking, so I really need to leave........
You are now all spared.
Congrats!
Prayers up to those in need and Godspeed to Jewells. Rest in pease, dear. You will be missed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:29 AM (Zz0t1)
How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge
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Kind of weary these days. Life keeps handing me stuff that I don't want. Been fighting a respiratory tract infection here lately.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 12:30 AM (XeU6L)
https://mol.im/a/14615967
Posted by: Ciampino - it's indelible at April 16, 2025 12:31 AM (sPQoU)
Nurse Ratchet - you can make perfectly good Ice cream with half and half. Whipping cream is too stout. But there’s a certain percentage of cream that is considered the best for ice cream, I forget what it is, by mixing whipping cream and half and half. See, Math is involved, or at least Arithmetic.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 16, 2025 12:31 AM (ANbA2)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2025 12:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 12:30 AM (XeU6L)
Well, continued prayers your way. Life is hard, as I know REALLY well. I hope for the best and pray for your recovery and continuation commenting here. You're a regular in good standing and Ace has demanded your presence for a long time to come.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 16, 2025 12:32 AM (QGaXH)
https://mol.im/a/14615967
Posted by: Ciampino - it's indelible at April 16, 2025 12:31 AM (sPQoU)
But, they already cut it......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 16, 2025 12:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Nurse Ratchet - you can make perfectly good Ice cream with half and half. Whipping cream is too stout. But there’s a certain percentage of cream that is considered the best for ice cream, I forget what it is, by mixing whipping cream and half and half. See, Math is involved, or at least Arithmetic.
Posted by: Common Tater
Bacon fat in lieu of whipping cream and maple syrup. Whole milk for cheap filler.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2025 12:37 AM (/lPRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/4ye7pdm6
Posted by: Ciampino - it's got no graft at April 16, 2025 12:38 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2025 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
Helicopter update. Looking at the not-too-detailed video of the rotor recovery, I'm dubious that mast-bumping caused the seperation of the rotor. Looks like structural failure. We shall see.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Thanks, Mike. Is the NTSB updating us about anything? There's video of that chopper pilot cruising along looking so happy on his job from a few days before the crash. So darn sad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2025 12:41 AM (yxYe0)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:42 AM (r+D5c)
Mike Hammer, you get better soon, I am sorry that you are ailing.
Sponge, you may want to plant some Monardia, it really attracts bees. The reason I know this is because my Mom gave me a plant and I put it right next to the backdoor. It flowered beautifully and smelled wonderful. Thanks to that plant it was discovered that I have a bee sting allergy. Fun times, I tell ya.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 12:46 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 12:46 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 12:47 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 12:47 AM (gKDq2)
It was awesome!
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2025 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Just the punchline at April 16, 2025 12:49 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 12:52 AM (RUMEY)
https://seedsource.com/
They are based out of Junction, TX and sell seed mixes native to Texas. I plan to sow their "Bee Happy" and Milkweed mix later this year.
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 12:52 AM (r+D5c)
Thanks, Mike. Is the NTSB updating us about anything? There's video of that chopper pilot cruising along looking so happy on his job from a few days before the crash. So darn sad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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There is a silent vid of NTSB folk looking over the recovered bits and pieces. Nothing to be learned from it, just a lot of chin-stroking:
NTSB Recovers Key Evidence in Hudson Crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eOoUneSG2E
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 12:53 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 12:57 AM (0nHVk)
https://mol.im/a/14615967
Posted by: Ciampino - it's indelible at April 16, 2025 12:31 AM (sPQoU)
This is Trump Derangement Syndrome on stilts.
Imagine being such a faggot that you're publicly crying about a cameo from decades ago?
Chris Columbus should be punched in the balls, except he doesn't have any.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2025 12:58 AM (4/BuS)
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LOL. It is truly pathetic, isn't it?
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
My nerdy confession--I found a native milkweed plant in my pasture today. Antelope horns! They are beneficial for butterflies and bees. This was the highlight of my day😅
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 01:07 AM (r+D5c)
https://mol.im/a/14615967
Posted by: Ciampino - it's indelible at April 16, 2025 12:31 AM (sPQoU)
This is Trump Derangement Syndrome on stilts.
Imagine being such a faggot that you're publicly crying about a cameo from decades ago?
Chris Columbus should be punched in the balls, except he doesn't have any.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Just sit back and let the schadenfreude wash over you.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 16, 2025 01:08 AM (sAmhv)
NTSB Recovers Key Evidence in Hudson Crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eOoUneSG2E
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 12:53 AM (XeU6L)
Well, sure looks like the transmission, or part of it, is still attached to the main rotor. So, not the Jesus nut.
Also looks like some DEI hires in the NTSB.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 16, 2025 01:14 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:16 AM (8zz6B)
Well, sure looks like the transmission, or part of it, is still attached to the main rotor. So, not the Jesus nut.
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Nor mast-bumping. I have a nice army training film on that. If you watch it, you might never even consider flying in a helicopter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 01:20 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ciampino - bad way to have to quit at April 16, 2025 01:22 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 01:20 AM (XeU6L)
I have already flown a few thousand miles as a passenger in helicopters. Mostly Bell 206's, but some bigger ones, too. It's a nice ride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:23 AM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/14615095
Posted by: Ciampino - bad way to have to quit at April 16, 2025 01:22 AM (sPQoU)
That's unfortunate for him. I would not call it a "disease". More a condition. Career-related damage to his skeleton.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:28 AM (8zz6B)
Scary Mary, we have milkweed here too and it attracts Monarch butterflies. I had to do a report on Monarchs in the 4th grade and got to take home a milkweed stalk with a chrysalis on it, it was very pretty, kind of a jade green with black and gold beads. I don't think we have the Antelope Horns variety of milkweed though. The settlers here used "common milkweed" as a mattress stuffer.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 01:28 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2025 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
I have already flown a few thousand miles as a passenger in helicopters. Mostly Bell 206's, but some bigger ones, too. It's a nice ride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It's the pilot's operation of the craft that is the deciding factor. True in all cases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 01:32 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:32 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2025 01:35 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: ScaryMary at April 16, 2025 01:35 AM (r+D5c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 01:32 AM (XeU6L)
Yes. Helicopters would not be so widely used, if it were not for the fact that they can easily do jobs that fixed-wing aircraft can't hope to do. Like land on a mountain-top. Or just plant the front of the skids on a mountain slope, and hover while the passengers alight or board. BTDT. Don't walk uphill!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:37 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino - get a life at April 16, 2025 01:38 AM (sPQoU)
Good night AOP, are back home yet??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 01:39 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Ciampino - get a life also at April 16, 2025 01:42 AM (sPQoU)
https://mol.im/a/14615481
Posted by: Ciampino - get a life at April 16, 2025 01:38 AM (sPQoU)
Well, that was a bit of a stretch. Shoulda just called it "Boobs in Space."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:42 AM (8zz6B)
Good night AOP, good night Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 01:44 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2025 01:39 AM (0nHVk)
Nope. Still getting good work done on the house here. I want to have the front room essentially finished when I leave, and I am closing in on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:44 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:45 AM (ZVgZ4)
Twelve tits and six boobs riding a giant dildo.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 16, 2025 01:51 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 01:45 AM (ZVgZ4)
I wonder how many of those Pigford "farmers" ever had to fill that shit out, and comply?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:51 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 16, 2025 01:51 AM (ufFY
Not crew, just cargo. I wonder what happens to bolt-ons in a vacuum?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:53 AM (8zz6B)
Female
https://mol.im/a/14615611
Posted by: Ciampino - your rocking boat should capsize at April 16, 2025 01:54 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:53 AM (8zz6B)
Did your Flames make the playoffs? They were/are close.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 16, 2025 01:56 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 16, 2025 01:51 AM (ufFY
Not crew, just cargo. I wonder what happens to bolt-ons in a vacuum?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 01:53 AM (8zz6B)
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Explosive bolts?
Posted by: Ciampino - dildos in space at April 16, 2025 01:57 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Reforger at April 16, 2025 01:59 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 16, 2025 01:56 AM (ufFY
I have no clue. Have not been following hockey at all this season.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:00 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino - dildos in space at April 16, 2025 01:57 AM (sPQoU)
It would have been funny as Hell if one of the rocket techs had snuck a pair of boob implants onto the rocket, and hid them someplace where they'd break free and float around during the weightless part of the flight. All the wimmenz would be feeling themselves up just to make sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:04 AM (8zz6B)
and that’s a greenhouse gas. Damn right it is. It’s the dominant greenhouse gas. But you’re going to get your knickers in a twist because of water vapor on a planet with 2/3 of the surface covered in watery ocean?! Please pull the other one, it’s got bells on it! These hoaxters depend on Norm and Norma Public having no scientific knowledge at all, so they can get them to worry that the sky is falling.Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 16, 2025 02:08 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Maitre D at April 16, 2025 02:13 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 16, 2025 02:14 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: British Environmentalists at April 16, 2025 02:15 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 02:18 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2025 02:18 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:05 AM (ZVgZ4)
The upcoming GB rocket will use Coca-Cola and Mentos as its fuel source.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 02:20 AM (VNX3d)
I was wondering is there's any real reason Bezo's New Shepard looks so phallic, so dick-like, or better dildo like. I mean, any rocket is going to have the general shape, but this thing seems like it was on purpose.
The only answer I can find is, well, they wanted to make the capsule roomy, but didn't need the rocket stage itself to be that wide, and this was the result.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 16, 2025 02:25 AM (w6EFb)
They are busy studying islam right now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 02:28 AM (nV0hN)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:29 AM (ZVgZ4)
https://mol.im/a/14615465
Posted by: Ciampino
Washington State University. That'll piss Diogenes off. Hope they fire the professor and kick the other student out (PHD candidate). Doubtful.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at April 16, 2025 02:31 AM (hhuMF)
Posted by: SFGoth
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She's pretty hot.
Hasn't over talked he skills.
Appears that she will be a positive on the team.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 02:32 AM (nV0hN)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2025 02:18 AM (KAi1n)
Right now, the only person I DON'T have questions about is Tom Homan. Maybe I'm impatient, I probably am, but I see no even minor arrest for anything. Sure, some a little higher up the bureaucratic totem pole have been escorted off premises, but nothing from all DOGE found, nothing from the FBI on the Epstein files, that crappy intel phone call 'mistake', Noem cos-playing cop, that kind of stuff. IMAO, Stacey Abrams should be under arrest for fleecing the US Government of $2B. Just as a starting point. Schiffty Schiff, the whole J6 Subcommittee. Congressional insider trading. Any arrest, please. Humor me.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 02:36 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:37 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:46 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:51 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:29 AM (ZVgZ4)
There's a clip of this Congress guy who is interrogating some gerbil worming eggspurts at some committee hearing. Of course, they were warning about a dangerous CO2 increase that will kill us all. He asks, I think four of them, what the %age of CO2 is in the atmosphere. They all hemmed an hawed but the answers were like 5, 7, and I think a 3 and a duplicate (a coward ['I agree with him']). Anyway, that's how far off the eggspurts were when it came to that dangerous greenhouse gas, CO2, that is currently in our atmosphere. Mr. Congressman correctly stated CO2 has gone up .01%, which is not a bad thing, as you state (and Mr. Congressman also noted).
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2025 02:51 AM (gKDq2)
The upcoming GB rocket will use Coca-Cola and Mentos as its fuel source.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 16, 2025 02:20 AM (VNX3d)
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O no! Water Vapor AND the dreaded Carbon Dioxide .....!
Posted by: Ciampino - 6 dildos in space at April 16, 2025 02:53 AM (sPQoU)
We will eat well this winter.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2025 02:55 AM (a4NoL)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 02:51 AM (ZVgZ4)
Just pointing out that boiling seawater is hard to achieve, even with erupting lava. I have seen video of pillow lava erupting on the sea floor, and there is a thin blanket of steam on the pillows, a small fraction of an inch in thickness. The bulk of the water obstinately refuses to boil. Fascinating to watch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:58 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2025 02:59 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 03:02 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2025 03:02 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 16, 2025 03:04 AM (ZVgZ4)
Feeling better about TecumsehTea's grandson. Prayers continue.
Posted by: KT at April 16, 2025 03:06 AM (xekrU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 16, 2025 03:06 AM (nV0hN)
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Posted by: m at April 16, 2025 04:31 AM (CQE5S)
My maiden name is Howard, so the "God's name is Howard" video has since been forwarded to those who need to know.
Chocolate...chocolate is the ice cream flavor of choice every time, hands down. Gone are the days of manually cranking that ice cream maker though...only in Mayberry.
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