400% Tariffs Cafe

Samuel Beckett Bridge in Dublin, Ireland
by Sryan Bruen Photography/@sryanbruenphoto

Mooses on parade.

Nurse ratched claims that sea otters are good, but this otter is a hitch-hiker, and that's a crime in most states. (IG)

Border collie keeps an eye on his flock while working from home.

Just a bunny eating a flower.

Neat river in Brazil. (IG)

What a sassy chimp!

If any men out there haven't thought about the Roman Empire today, this will help you check that box.

Dogs just want to help.

I just got Incepted! The other big things in this thread are good, too.

Centaur Macarena.

Snake public orgy.

Dog and crow play on a beach.

Giant sheepshead fish. Apparently the diver befriended the fish years back.

Cats don't like it when you steal their spotlight.

The audio on this vid is funny.

You telling me these things square up to lions? pic.twitter.com/WPurqjBvBl
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 10, 2025

Best kind of welcome..🐕🐾😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/M7J29C4MRu
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 9, 2025

Dog said “I gotta do everything in this house” pic.twitter.com/UavvHOEVct
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 10, 2025

A smile for your timeline.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/RmHJZAOuW6
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1 Meeping

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 07:45 PM (kIzwW)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2025 07:45 PM (ypFCm)

3 My sister has foster floofs again.

The orange and white one is... tempting

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 10, 2025 07:46 PM (DIweC)

4 Hi ace! I hope you are doing well this Thursday evening. It’s 54 and raining here in Seattle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 07:46 PM (kIzwW)

5 Yay! Cafe!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 10, 2025 07:46 PM (rbKZ6)

6 Khet has no survival instinct

https://tinyurl.com/3v2ndtes

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 10, 2025 07:47 PM (DIweC)

7 "That's no Moon."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 07:47 PM (r8K9s)

8 Sea otter was just catching a lift, he wasn't hijacker

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2025 07:47 PM (ypFCm)

9 Squeeeeee! Thank you for the sweet sea otter link! I’ve not seen that one before!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 07:48 PM (kIzwW)

10 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 07:48 PM (5JBMH)

11 Nurse ratched claims that sea otters are good, but this otter is a hitch-hiker, and that's a crime in most states. (IG)[/i

Sea otters are fine, river Otters will rip you face off if you get too close. It happened in our small town a few years ago to an inquisitive yute. Messed him up bad.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 07:49 PM (/U5Yz)

12 Donkees are knuckleheads
I need 10 of them stat!

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t at April 10, 2025 07:50 PM (+PHes)

13 Honey badgers just seem really curious and playful

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2025 07:50 PM (RKzci)

14 That ain't no centaur.

A centaur is a horse body and human head and torso.

I particularly liked the centaurs in Piers Anthony's Xanth novels.... invariably full breasted females and who never saw the point of clothes. Much hilarity with the young men protagonists, of course.

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 10, 2025 07:52 PM (qXL9c)

15 Yiippeee, payday so now paying bills to be poor again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 07:52 PM (r8K9s)

16 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all well.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 07:48 PM

C'mon over, we'll squeeze together and make room in the bat cave.

Would you prefer a merlot, petit sirah, or an amusing cab?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2025 07:52 PM (0sNs1)

17 VTK, let yourself be tempted by the new kitty; it helps ease the pain of losing one.

Posted by: skywch at April 10, 2025 07:52 PM (uqhmb)

18 I wasn't expecting to hear Rusted Root in the Cafe today, but apparently those honey badgers really don't care. I know the music selection was inadvertent to the video selection, but very nice.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 10, 2025 07:52 PM (FVLcK)

19 Been cool here all week and rainy weekend coming, oh maybe nice Monday and Tuesday

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2025 07:53 PM (ypFCm)

20 12 Donkees are knuckleheads
I need 10 of them stat!
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t

Throw a pack saddle on their back and the beasts will get your stuff to anywhere that any other method won't. When your done with them you shoot them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 07:53 PM (/U5Yz)

21 Any news on Sharon's eye surgery today?

Posted by: skywch at April 10, 2025 07:54 PM (uqhmb)

22 Those donkeys are plotting something.

Or wondering how AOC's dentist is.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 10, 2025 07:54 PM (FVLcK)

23 Duncanthrax, I'm in for the amusing Cab. I'll bring the cheese and crackers.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 07:54 PM (5JBMH)

24 Today I learned about the Harzhorn. The Romans and Germans had a fight deep in the German forests, which the Romans won. Based on the material remains.
You might think, Varus before his unfortunate end in the Teutoberger, or maybe Germanicus...
... but this was the third century.
So was it Severus Alexander? Maximinus Thrax?
tinyurl.com/3uj58wew

...archaeology.org is further noticing a Roman presence along the Lippe river, which feeds the Rhine from its east.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2025 07:56 PM (gKWVE)

25 Ooooo. Sun just came out. I bet there’s a rainbow around here somewhere

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 07:56 PM (YOgOt)

26 400% Tariffs Cafe
-

I'm calling it right now.

Keep an eye on Harley Davidson.

Their CEO just abruptly retired, and I won't be at all surprised to learn that they've been importing lots of parts and maybe even outright full motorcycles / engines to sell in America that they've been building in Taiwan and other oriental countries under the auspices of avoiding European tariffs.

Have some employees here to keep up appearances, but I'm betting buyers are going to start noticing tariff driven price increases and wonder why that is.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 10, 2025 07:56 PM (Xe0Uu)

27 Best version of Somewhere over the Rainbow ever:

https://tinyurl.com/47fypuy7

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 07:57 PM (YOgOt)

28 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2025 07:57 PM (+dm09)

29
Throw a pack saddle on their back and the beasts will get your stuff to anywhere that any other method won't. When your done with them you shoot them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 07:53 PM (/U5Yz)

And yeah after what I saw of the rescue in NC after Helena all desugared donkeys can come live with me....

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t at April 10, 2025 07:58 PM (+PHes)

30 >>27 Best version of Somewhere over the Rainbow ever:

https://tinyurl.com/47fypuy7
Posted by: nurse ratched

The Iz had a great soothing voice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 07:58 PM (/U5Yz)

31 Nurse, hope you find the pot of gold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 07:58 PM (r8K9s)

32 My donkey story evolved a breaved donkey. Driving to a friend's house their neighbors lost one of their "mated " donkeys.

The poor animal raced across the pasture to the fence we were by. It braying as loud as it could. You could feel the emotional loss it had suffered. It then would stamp it's feet and bray some more. All we could do is speak soothing words to it. We weren't about to try and pet it in it's current state.

I sometimes wonder how it got along.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 10, 2025 07:59 PM (dJimA)

33 29
donkeys can come live with me....
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t

I see you've never visited Oatman, AZ.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 07:59 PM (/U5Yz)

34
From time to time we have moose walking up the streets and sidewalks here.

Funny to see them in town. If you ever encounter one, get away. They will kill you.

Posted by: four seasons at April 10, 2025 08:00 PM (3ek7K)

35 "Sassy chimp" is an orangutan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2025 08:00 PM (8zz6B)

36 Best version of Somewhere over the Rainbow ever:

https://tinyurl.com/47fypuy7
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 07:57 PM (YOgOt)

That was used on the final scene of "50 First Dates". Causes a lump in my throat every time.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 10, 2025 08:01 PM (5xuJ/)

37 28 Good evening, friends!
Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2025 07:57 PM (+dm09)

Hi, Piper!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2025 08:01 PM (h7ZuX)

38 Piper, good evening. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 08:02 PM (5JBMH)

39 Nazi ape!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2025 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

40 A couple of days some of you brought up Ann Rand's (relatively) short work "The Comprachicos". I'm just a few pages in (page 5 I think) and WOW, I'm already finding myself reviewing some assumptions I had previously held.

Highly recommended.

Posted by: Crusader at April 10, 2025 08:03 PM (TN0g+)

41 Hi, Dash!

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2025 08:04 PM (+dm09)

42 Moose is its own plural... It's "moose on parade" not "mooses."

/pedanticenglishcorrection

Posted by: pkudude99 at April 10, 2025 08:04 PM (RaLfe)

43 Our parish has had a moose wandering through the cemetery and into the historic site next to the parish. Likes to munch on the trees. I'm not going to shoo it out.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 10, 2025 08:05 PM (2NHgQ)

44 13 Honey badgers just seem really curious and playful
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2025 07:50 PM (RKzci)

Honey Badgers Don't Care

https://tinyurl.com/4whhvfkm

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t at April 10, 2025 08:05 PM (+PHes)

45 Hi Piper!

Happy Friday Eve!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2025 08:06 PM (/Ghsb)

46 Q: What''s worse than wild burro's hanging around your property?

A: Nothing

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 08:06 PM (/U5Yz)

47 Have " Dirty Dancing" on in the background. Dang, dancing used to be so much fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 08:06 PM (5JBMH)

48 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2025 08:06 PM (+dm09)

49 Willowed
The Grand Cruz reminded me of a good book and movie that never seems to get mentioned "The Secret Of Santa Vittoria". The book is a bit grimmer while the movie is funny. Anthony Quinn as Mayor Bambolini. Hardy Kruger as the Hauptmann ....

Posted by: Ciampino - telescopic dipsticks at April 10, 2025 07:58 PM (sPQoU)

Posted by: Ciampino - telescopic dipsticks. at April 10, 2025 08:06 PM (sPQoU)

50 First quarter stats were released today showing one is 24 times more likely to be killed by a yak than a penguin.

Posted by: Department of Animal Equity at April 10, 2025 08:07 PM (G5+As)

51 >>>Snake public orgy.

If a truck were to come by and squish them all flat, I would not be all that perturbed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 10, 2025 08:07 PM (klJTj)

52 More lies from Big Penguin.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 10, 2025 08:08 PM (MGB5H)

53 Took a lot of tries before Tensor generated a centaur

https://tinyurl.com/86e4f44e

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 08:09 PM (r8K9s)

54 400% Asshoe Tariff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2025 08:10 PM (+nKhw)

55 LOL, after making big noises about supporting Ukraine, both France and England now say they will not act unless there are US Security Guarantees.

Posted by: Detective Columbo at April 10, 2025 08:10 PM (QAkQ3)

56 Took a lot of tries before Tensor generated a centaur

https://tinyurl.com/86e4f44e
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 08:09 PM (r8K9s)

I like that Elven maiden down below.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 10, 2025 08:10 PM (MGB5H)

57 Best version of Somewhere over the Rainbow ever:

https://tinyurl.com/47fypuy7

1.4 billion views. Wow.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2025 08:11 PM (+9G3c)

58 Gotta tell ya, the first timers to the TXMoMe list is awesome.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 08:11 PM (5JBMH)

59 I liked old school when elves were a character class.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2025 08:11 PM (+nKhw)

60 I better turn off the devices and get some sleep
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2025 08:11 PM (ypFCm)

61 LOL, after making big noises about supporting Ukraine, both France and England now say they will not act unless there are US Security Guarantees.

-------------
How about "NO".

Posted by: Crusader at April 10, 2025 08:11 PM (TN0g+)

62 50 First quarter stats were released today showing one is 24 times more likely to be killed by a yak than a penguin.
Posted by: Department of Animal Equity at April 10, 2025 08:07 PM (G5+As)

Well... of course... Yaks are well known for not putting up with shit...

Yakety Yak, don't talk back!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 10, 2025 08:12 PM (QAkQ3)

63 The border collie working remotely is a classic!

Posted by: Paco at April 10, 2025 08:12 PM (mADJX)

64
I see you've never visited Oatman, AZ.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 07:59 PM (/U5Yz)

If this is an invitation I'm 100% hetro
-Just sayin

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t at April 10, 2025 08:12 PM (+PHes)

65 Funny to see them in town. If you ever encounter one, get away. They will kill you.

Posted by: four seasons at April 10, 2025 08:00 PM (3ek7K)

what? I thought they weighed less than 100 lbs.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2025 08:13 PM (D7oie)

66 First you will present yourself in the Rose Garden. Bring your rickshaw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2025 08:15 PM (+nKhw)

67 Q: What''s worse than wild burro's hanging around your property?

A: Nothing
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 10, 2025 08:06 PM (/U5Yz)

Duly noted. Tks

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t at April 10, 2025 08:15 PM (+PHes)

68 The border collie working remotely is a classic!
Posted by: Paco at April 10, 2025 08:12 PM (mADJX)

I'll bet if you fitted a PC with a dog-friendly trackball and loaded a sheep-herding game that a Border Collie would learn to master it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2025 08:15 PM (8zz6B)

69 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2025 08:15 PM (mH6SG)

70 Posted in previous thread.

The cause of a helicopter crash on Bird Island South Africa has been determined.

It was a penguin. A penguin in a box in fact. A box that was not secured and fell out of someone's lap and hit the helicopter's controls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 08:16 PM (r8K9s)

71 Penguin terrorism.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2025 08:17 PM (+nKhw)

72 It was a penguin. A penguin in a box in fact. A box that was not secured and fell out of someone's lap and hit the helicopter's controls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 08:16 PM (r8K9s)

I have so many questions...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2025 08:19 PM (h7ZuX)

73 A penguin in a box in fact. A box that was not secured and fell out of someone's lap and hit the helicopter's controls.

As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.

Posted by: it was a slow pitch at April 10, 2025 08:19 PM (gKWVE)

74 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2025 08:20 PM (/Ghsb)

75 Sergio Garcia showed up to Augusta National today lookin like Ronald McDonald.

https://tinyurl.com/5xy2dkk4

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 10, 2025 08:20 PM (MGB5H)

76 The border collie working remotely is a classic!
-

Being around a border collie is one of the easiest ways to understand why pit bulls are so dangerous.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 10, 2025 08:20 PM (Xe0Uu)

77 I got your yak right here.

And don't try telling me that this is some kind of cow (you know who you are).

https://tinyurl.com/bdeuzzmk

Posted by: Paco at April 10, 2025 08:21 PM (mADJX)

78 Remember when everyone said that voting machines could never be compromised remotely? Good days, accepted truth

so, anyways . . .

Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
2h
BREAKING: Director Of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard Says Electronic Voting Machines Are Compromised

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2025 08:22 PM (D7oie)

79 What kind of a dope doesn't properly secure a penguin in his/her car seat. What if it were your child?

Posted by: Penguin Protection League at April 10, 2025 08:22 PM (G5+As)

80 Thanks

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 08:22 PM (r8K9s)

81 68 I'll bet if you fitted a PC with a dog-friendly trackball and loaded a sheep-herding game that a Border Collie would learn to master it. - Alberta Oil Peon

Wouldn't surprise me at all!

Posted by: Paco at April 10, 2025 08:23 PM (mADJX)

82 Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier told Fox & Friends on Thursday that his office has finally secured a warrant and is charging Routh with attempted first-degree murder and terrorism after the former administration stonewalled Florida’s efforts to “pursue justice.”

The take away to this story is:" Don't believe our new media is efficient on the timing of stories. I have read many stories lately on righty sites that tell half truths. This ine. It has been reported weeks sgo on GP.

https://tinyurl.com/yc2dfe7a

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t at April 10, 2025 08:23 PM (+PHes)

83 >after making big noises about supporting Ukraine, both France and England now say they will not act unless there are US Security Guarantees.
---

F*** that

Posted by: Don Black at April 10, 2025 08:24 PM (AOsQT)

84 Director Of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard Says Electronic Voting Machines Are Compromised

Uh oh.

Posted by: Jena Griswold at April 10, 2025 08:24 PM (gKWVE)

85 Interesting, US Ambassador to Ukraine leaving the post early... don't know if by her request, or if some policy shifts coming she does not like.

I'd guess, the later, as she was appointed by Biden, and has been all in on supporting Ukes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 10, 2025 08:25 PM (QAkQ3)

86 Voting compromised?! NOOOOOO!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:26 PM (8HNt+)

87 Gotta tell ya, the first timers to the TXMoMe list is awesome.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 08:11 PM

You're making them wear wrist and ankle bands, so they can't access the Horse Trailer, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2025 08:26 PM (0sNs1)

88 Somtin's up x.com/Rasmussen_Poll/status/1910080743826485602

Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
Fact Check: True

Posted by: #happening? at April 10, 2025 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

89 Nurse...
Sing that song with him, as it was originally sung...
he's singing harmony.
It's wonderful

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 08:27 PM (cPGH3)

90 gee.

gosh.

what a surprise.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2025 08:28 PM (/Ghsb)

91 Presidential Logos:

https://tinyurl.com/2s4d8ymc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 10, 2025 08:28 PM (VNX3d)

92 The first time that penguin projectile poops in your car, its value is reduced to zero.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2025 08:28 PM (0sNs1)

93 You're making them wear wrist and ankle bands, so they can't access the Horse Trailer, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2025 08:26 PM (0sNs1)

Tag their ears?

No brands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:28 PM (8HNt+)

94 It was a penguin. A penguin in a box in fact. A box that was not secured and fell out of someone's lap and hit the helicopter's controls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 08:16 PM

That's just what they want you to think!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2025 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)

95 Margins: blown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:28 PM (8HNt+)

96 7 I got your yak right here.

And don't try telling me that this is some kind of cow (you know who you are).

https://tinyurl.com/bdeuzzmk
Posted by: Paco

My aunt and uncle in Scotland had kine just like that. That's an Aberdeen mama cow and her calf.

Posted by: Cattle Futures And Past at April 10, 2025 08:29 PM (G5+As)

97 Put that link in tinyurl before you fall foul of a Cob with an itchy, French bread crumb encrusted trigger finger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:30 PM (8HNt+)

98 89 Nurse...
Sing that song with him, as it was originally sung...
he's singing harmony.
It's wonderful
Posted by: MkY

You simply cannot listen to that song and not smile.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 08:30 PM (mT+6a)

99 68 I'll bet if you fitted a PC with a dog-friendly trackball and loaded a sheep-herding game that a Border Collie would learn to master it. - Alberta Oil Peon

Wouldn't surprise me at all!
Posted by: Paco at April 10, 2025 08:23 PM (mADJX)
---
Steam says there's a game called "Shepherd Planet" coming soon, where you play as a "clever sheepdog, herding sheep to earn rewards."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2025 08:31 PM (cweKM)

100 Steam says there's a game called "Shepherd Planet" coming soon, where you play as a "clever sheepdog, herding sheep to earn rewards."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 10, 2025 08:31 PM (cweKM)

So like Stellaris- with a lot fewer $20 dlc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:32 PM (8HNt+)

101 Penguin In A Box was a short-lived franchise. For obvious reasons.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 10, 2025 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

102 To the Rocky Mountain Indian nations, a Mule was worth more than a Horse, and their lives revolved around Horses

Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2025 08:33 PM (Vj3lh)

103 Woo Hoo BRB going for popcorn!

BREAKING: Supreme Court orders Trump to bring back MS-13 gangbanger from El Salvador

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! now I'm no0t at April 10, 2025 08:34 PM (+PHes)

104 He slipped and fell on all those 7.62 bullets, I dunno what to say...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:35 PM (8HNt+)

105 "BREAKING: Supreme Court orders Trump to bring back MS-13 gangbanger from El Salvador
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! "

Can we snatch him up off the ground with a C-130 like in "The Green Berets"?

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 10, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

106 Can we snatch him up off the ground with a C-130 like in "The Green Berets"?
Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 10, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

Dark Knight?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:36 PM (8HNt+)

107 >>BREAKING: Director Of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard Says Electronic Voting Machines Are Compromised

Not breaking. We've known this for 4 years but it's good to see it finally get national attention.

There's a reason Trump signed and EO to have Chris Kreb's security clearance cancelled and asked DOJ to investigate him last night and it's not just his work to censor Americans speech.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2025 08:37 PM (LkLld)

108 We used to swim in a river in Nigeria that was that clear. Came right out of the ground nearby. I have pictures somewhere that would take to find

Posted by: javems at April 10, 2025 08:38 PM (8I4hW)

109 Only see it on grudge. Damn, that place is banana sandwich.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 08:38 PM (8HNt+)

110 That is not quite what the Supreme Court said.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2025 08:38 PM (5JBMH)

111 Wait, so our SCOTUS is ordering our military to kidnap citizens of other nations to bring to the U.S. for trial?

Am I reading this correctly?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 08:39 PM (rlK7S)

112 I saw Rusted Root play Broadway Joe's back in '96.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 10, 2025 08:39 PM (pIfcn)

113 Tell the Supremes to call interpol.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2025 08:39 PM (+nKhw)

114 Typing on a surface is problematic

Posted by: javems at April 10, 2025 08:40 PM (8I4hW)

115
Check out this fine landing in Florida a week ago:

https://is.gd/77D7O1

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2025 08:41 PM (HokVO)

116 Can we snatch him up off the ground with a C-130 like in "The Green Berets"?
---
Years ago I talked to an old Special Forces guy who was a test snatchee in the development of that system. I asked him if it was as brutal as it appeared to be. He said it was worse.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 10, 2025 08:41 PM (paSBy)

117 Tariffs too damn high!

400% is ludicrous!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2025 08:41 PM (17l0u)

118 BREAKING: Director Of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard Says Electronic Voting Machines Are Compromised

-

And any and everyone responsible for those voting machines at a level where they would be aware should face a firing squad.

Now about those fat black chicks that sued Giuliani...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 08:42 PM (rlK7S)

119 "Dark Knight?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone"

Fulton surface-to-air recovery system.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

120 111 Wait, so our SCOTUS is ordering our military to kidnap citizens of other nations to bring to the U.S. for trial?

Am I reading this correctly?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 08:39 PM (rlK7S)

No. The SCOTUS (and it was a 9-0 decision) is saying that the district Court huddle must clarify a few things and the administration will probably have to use diplomatic channels to request El Slavador return him.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 10, 2025 08:44 PM (FVLcK)

121 "Years ago I talked to an old Special Forces guy who was a test snatchee in the development of that system. I asked him if it was as brutal as it appeared to be. He said it was worse.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis"

My dad flew some of those missions. Also satellite recovery over the Pacific.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

122 what JS said @ 107

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2025 08:46 PM (/Ghsb)

123 And any and everyone responsible for those voting machines at a level where they would be aware should face a firing squad.

-

Addendum:

After an appropriate trial, of course. I'm not an uncivilized monster.

I'm trying to think. Is there anything more important than the integrity of the vote and our systems established to count the vote? I know we can nibble around the edges with things like the 1st Amendment, but if the vote isn't secure and trustworthy than nothing else matters, does it? Because it can be compromised without much effort by the people who compromised the vote-counting.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 08:47 PM (rlK7S)

124 No. The SCOTUS (and it was a 9-0 decision) is saying that the district Court huddle must clarify a few things and the administration will probably have to use diplomatic channels

So, pretty much a nothing burger?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2025 08:47 PM (gKWVE)

125 Sneks!!!!
Sneks bad!!!

*shudders*

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 08:48 PM (W/lyH)

126 "whoops! whoopsie! he fell out of the plane when we were bringing him back for trial!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2025 08:48 PM (/Ghsb)

127
Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2025 08:22 PM (D7oie)
______________________

In Georgia court there was a case that was drawn out nearly 8 years. During the trial, University of Michigan computer science professor Dr. J. Alex Halderman hacked a Dominion Voting machine using nothing but a Bic pen. He did the same using cheap tools available on Amazon. His hack cause to opposite candidate to get credit for a vote that should have gone to another. He then hacked it to show the voter one name, and the tabulation went to the other candidate.

Why haven't I heard of this you ask? Because after 8 years in court, the Judge dismissed the case for lack of standing last month without warning.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 08:48 PM (dIske)

128
Big Y
Little y
A yawning yellow yak
Young Yolanda Yorgenson
is yelling on his back

Posted by: Dr. Suess at April 10, 2025 08:48 PM (dg+HA)

129 Nope ropes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2025 08:49 PM (17l0u)

130 61
'both France and England now say they will not act unless there are US Security Guarantees.'

That little turd Zelensky f'ed up any guarantee they were ever going to get. I bet Macron and Starmer regret fluffing him so much now.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 10, 2025 08:49 PM (3wi/L)

131 The end of the Green Berets made my allergies flare up more than any other movie.

Peter-Son ! Peter-Son ! Have you seen my Peter-Son?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2025 08:49 PM (VofaG)

132 There's a pretty significant difference between "SCOTUS says Trump has to do this" and "SCOTUS thinks that the lower courts screwed this up and they're not really sure what to do next"

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 08:50 PM (rlK7S)

133 Go and take him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 10, 2025 08:51 PM (+nKhw)

134 "Years ago I talked to an old Special Forces guy who was a test snatchee in the development of that system. I asked him if it was as brutal as it appeared to be. He said it was worse.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis"

My dad flew some of those missions. Also satellite recovery over the Pacific.
Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)
***

My older brother was a "snatchee" once. He told me years later once was enough. Never again.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 08:52 PM (W/lyH)

135
I cued it up:

Big plane (what is it?) landing on dirt runway:

https://is.gd/vH7bt2

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2025 08:52 PM (HokVO)

136 Oh man, NYT is shitting a brick on behalf of the IC about Krebs:

"Trump Signs Orders Punishing Those Who Opposed His 2020 Election Lies

The president targeted two officials from his first administration and an elite law firm as part of his campaign for retribution."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2025 08:52 PM (BI5O2)

137 The media is of course trumpeting it as a major rebuke and loss for Trump because of course they are.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 08:52 PM (KQk9m)

138 My dad flew some of those missions. Also satellite recovery over the Pacific.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

Dads do some cool things

Posted by: javems at April 10, 2025 08:53 PM (8I4hW)

139 But POLLS !! !!

Posted by: polly pollwacker at April 10, 2025 08:54 PM (gKWVE)

140 The reality is that Trump could asked for the guy back and Bukele would give him up immediately. But the issue is more important than for Trump to do that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG)

141
Every time I see this bullshit story about that stupid illegal el salvadoran citizen I see "wrongly" or "mistakenly."

Fuck You, Fake News.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2025 08:55 PM (HokVO)

142 Yeah well the left fears what they do will be done to them.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 08:56 PM (KQk9m)

143 >>Oh man, NYT is shitting a brick on behalf of the IC about Krebs

I've been saying.

Guess who was in charge of certifying those electronic voting machines? CISA wasn't just in charge of election security they were also at the heart of coordinating censoring conservatives in partnership with social media to cover up things like the virus and election fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2025 08:57 PM (LkLld)

144 Yak butter and cheeses go rancid within 48 hours. Which is why you don't see it in your local Piggly-Wiggly.

Posted by: Wisconsin Dairy Council at April 10, 2025 08:57 PM (G5+As)

145 Trump is The Honey Badger.

Posted by: jsg at April 10, 2025 08:57 PM (p3oE1)

146 "Dads do some cool things
Posted by: javems"

Yeah. At the time we didn't even know how awesome he was.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 08:58 PM (vFG9F)

147 141
Every time I see this bullshit story about that stupid illegal el salvadoran citizen I see "wrongly" or "mistakenly."

Fuck You, Fake News.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2025 08:55 PM (HokVO)
Concur. I ask 'what about the J sixers?'

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2025 08:58 PM (LHPAg)

148 C-17

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 08:58 PM (KQk9m)

149 I wonder what Brian of New Orleans thinks of the voting machine story. And also Fox who paid Dominion a shitload of money.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2025 08:59 PM (VofaG)

150 Yak butter and cheeses go rancid within 48 hours. Which is why you don't see it in your local Piggly-Wiggly.
Posted by: Wisconsin Dairy Council

I actually have a local Piggly Wiggly.

I feel Special.

Posted by: Miklos is bragging, just a bit at April 10, 2025 08:59 PM (UOzvC)

151 141, this!

ALL mass media is oriented toward:
- pushing their zombies to try to kill us, or applaud at least
- wrecking our morale

which is why I consume as little as I can.

when I do, 141 is my guide, to keep my mind squared away

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2025 09:00 PM (/Ghsb)

152 "Trump Signs Orders Punishing Those Who Opposed His 2020 Election Lies

-

How inappropriate! Imagine someone using a political office to do such a thing.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 09:00 PM (rlK7S)

153 For my because Fox News was heavily on board with the steal. They had to pay because Tucker said something iirc.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 09:02 PM (KQk9m)

154 They said he was a liar!

He can't contradict that or even dispute it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

155 Funny not for my

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 09:03 PM (KQk9m)

156 LOL, after making big noises about supporting Ukraine, both France and England now say they will not act unless there are US Security Guarantees.
Posted by: Detective Columbo

Oh yeah, tough guy? Let's you and him fight!

Posted by: France and England at April 10, 2025 09:03 PM (DgGvY)

157 So, pretty much a nothing burger?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2025 08:47 PM (gKWVE)

I won't say a nothing burger, be cause we do need to attempt to retrieve him. And 9-0 is a going to garner some headlines.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 10, 2025 09:05 PM (FVLcK)

158 Huh. It is strange that both France and England are afraid they could not do at least as well as Ukraine... if this is not another dodge just to get us fully on the Ukraine boondoggle again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 10, 2025 09:05 PM (zZu0s)

159 For my because Fox News was heavily on board with the steal. They had to pay because Tucker said something iirc.
Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 09:02 PM (KQk9m)

They really shouldn't have paid because Tucker actually defended Dominion. He just had a guest on that was the one who said Dominion's machines were compromised.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2025 09:06 PM (VofaG)

160 145 Trump is The Honey Badger.
Posted by: jsg at April 10, 2025 08:57 PM (p3oE1

He'll steal your hat and nuzzle your face if you lie down on the ground?

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2025 09:06 PM (Sf2cq)

161 Compromised voting machines? My stars. What will Brad Ratshitburger have to say.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 09:08 PM (vFG9F)

162 The DOJ has started releasing the Crossfire Hurricane documents. Nearly 700 pages have been posted on John Solomon's site if you are interested.

https://tinyurl.com/2r9fz4rm

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2025 09:09 PM (LkLld)

163 "Trump Signs Orders Punishing Those Who Opposed His 2020 Election Lies

The president targeted two officials from his first administration and an elite law firm as part of his campaign for retribution."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yes! Retribution! Finally
I voted for this.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 10, 2025 09:09 PM (J5RCE)

164 LOL, after making big noises about supporting Ukraine, both France and England now say they will not act unless there are US Security Guarantees.
Posted by: Detective Columbo

Yeah.
They'll provide the dudes in the rear with the gear, we supply the infantry and.artillery.
No thanks.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 09:10 PM (W/lyH)

165 Netflix, just die already.

Their 'adaptation' of Devil May Cry makes all the devils' poor refugees and victims of humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 09:11 PM (r8K9s)

166
You know what I just thought of that No One else did?

How about a look-see at the Timothy McVeigh files?

I don't believe ANYTHING, anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2025 09:11 PM (HokVO)

167 Oh well. Sucks to be Ukraine.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 09:12 PM (vFG9F)

168 It was a penguin. A penguin in a box in fact. A box that was not secured and fell out of someone's lap and hit the helicopter's controls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 08:16 PM (r8K9s)
====

We Are Everywhere

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 10, 2025 09:12 PM (RIvkX)

169 Trump Signs Orders Punishing Those Who Opposed His 2020 Election ~~Lies~~ Truth

The president targeted two officials from his first administration and an elite law firm as part of his campaign for retribution."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2025 08:52 PM (BI5O2)

FIFM

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2025 09:12 PM (Sf2cq)

170 Oh well. Sucks to be Ukraine.

-

(tries to think of a time when this statement would have been out of place to say)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 09:13 PM (rlK7S)

171 165 I heard of that LOL ofc leftists dude with the Devil

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 09:13 PM (KQk9m)

172
I have to wonder if the FBI was the real "mastermind" behind the OK bombing, and McVeigh was just their patsy along for the ride.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2025 09:13 PM (HokVO)

173 Sooooo, uh, someone want to let Gaia (Goddess of Climate Change) know that it's April 10th, and I shouldn't have to clean the snow off my driveway here in Northeast US?

Rest in peace, Early Dawn strawberry plants.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:14 PM (dIske)

174
Do I believe obama killed osama? No.

I do believe that Seal Team 6 killed someone that night. Some guy. Was it obl? Probably not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 10, 2025 09:15 PM (HokVO)

175 We trained our kids from an early age, "everything you see on television is a lie."

They survived San Francisco public schools.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2025 09:15 PM (RIvkX)

176 Trump is responsible for six deaths, two aircraft crashes TODAY!

Rep Josh Gottheimer@RepJoshG
While waiting to take off on the runway at DCA just now, another plane struck our wing. Thankfully, everyone is safe.
Just a reminder: Recent cuts to the FAA weaken our skies and public safety.

-
And the helicopter crash . . .

Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwellI
How many planes have to crash or collide before Donald Trump takes responsibility?

-
Both incidents have Trump's fingerprints all over them. Miss Pete Buttigieg yet?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 10, 2025 09:15 PM (L/fGl)

177 Chris Krebs is sketchy af. CISA has way too much power, and it’s too easily abused.

Get ‘em, Trump!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 10, 2025 09:16 PM (zjmBc)

178 Rep Josh Gottheimer@RepJoshG
While waiting to take off on the runway at DCA just now, another plane struck our wing. Thankfully, everyone is safe.
Just a reminder: Recent cuts to the FAA weaken our skies and public safety.

-

Now tell us the sex and race of the pilots and air traffic controllers.

You don't get to have it one way. If you want to have the conversation, let's have it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 10, 2025 09:17 PM (rlK7S)

179 Sneks!!!!
Sneks bad!!!

*shudders*
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 08:48 PM

No step on snek!

Posted by: Snek at April 10, 2025 09:17 PM (Wnv9h)

180 "Both incidents have Trump's fingerprints all over them. Miss Pete Buttigieg yet?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence"

*rubs flippers together*

Ha ha haaa.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 10, 2025 09:17 PM (vFG9F)

181 164 LOL, after making big noises about supporting Ukraine, both France and England now say they will not act unless there are US Security Guarantees.
Posted by: Detective Columbo
______________________________

So they're back to that little scam? In the words of Admiral Fish Face...."IT'S A TRAP!!!"

They want us to agree to that...and almost instantaneously, the region will be escalated through some orchestrated event that tailors exactly to what would have to happen for the US to take a direct role. Then once US boots are on the ground, there would be another orchestrated event against US troops that would guarantee our long term presence....Bonus, US pays for everything.

Trump's not going to fall in that pongee stick hole.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:18 PM (dIske)

182 Do I believe obama killed osama? No.

-
Now, Pam Bondi I'd believe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 10, 2025 09:18 PM (L/fGl)

183 I like the video of the crow and dog playing together. Crows are such wonderful animals.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 10, 2025 09:18 PM (d6aLl)

184 Rest in peace, Early Dawn strawberry plants.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:14 PM (dIske)

Dude, I had to cover my gaillardia and day lilies with furniture blankets this week. In southern Appalachia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2025 09:19 PM (BI5O2)

185 Miss Pete Buttplug?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 09:19 PM (r8K9s)

186 Sneks!!!!
Sneks bad!!!

*shudders*
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 08:48 PM

No step on snek!
Posted by: Snek

Hi

Posted by: Plate Sized Face Spiders at April 10, 2025 09:20 PM (UOzvC)

187 Dude, I had to cover my gaillardia and day lilies with furniture blankets this week. In southern Appalachia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2025 09:19 PM (BI5O2)
_________________

I believe it. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but this winter and early spring has been the coldest in my neck of the woods for the last 30 years. Still no leaves popping out on scrub trees, and that usually happens the last week of March.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:21 PM (dIske)

188 Democracy is far too important to place in the hands of voters.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2025 09:21 PM (nC+3t)

189 Sooooo, uh, someone want to let Gaia (Goddess of Climate Change) know that it's April 10th, and I shouldn't have to clean the snow off my driveway here in Northeast US?

You know who's responsible for that too don't you? That's right Trump!
Eric Swalwell

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 09:22 PM (KQk9m)

190 At a Chinese buffet. These egg roll prices are through the roof!

And the General Tso’s chicken tastes like fried cat! Not the good, fat, shelter cats like usual, but the cheap, stringy, street cats!

I regret voting for this man!

Posted by: Trump tariffed my dinner! at April 10, 2025 09:22 PM (zjmBc)

191 Strawberries will be fine.

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:23 PM (cPGH3)

192 Sooooo, uh, someone want to let Gaia (Goddess of Climate Change) know that it's April 10th, and I shouldn't have to clean the snow off my driveway here in Northeast US?

You know who's responsible for that too don't you? That's right Trump!
Eric Swalwell
Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2025 09:22 PM (KQk9m)

Hey, my methane footprint is sky-high!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 10, 2025 09:23 PM (zjmBc)

193 eh, la, g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2025 09:24 PM (/Ghsb)

194 Democracy is far too important to place in the hands of voters.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2025 09:21 PM (nC+3t)

👀

Posted by: Mencius Moldbug at April 10, 2025 09:25 PM (zjmBc)

195
Two years ago we had three feet of snow Easter weekend here in SW Wyoming. It's snowed here on Independence Day, lol.

It's a crap shoot.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 10, 2025 09:25 PM (3ek7K)

196 Hard to believe Eric Swalwell or Adam Schiff haven't been picked up yet on national security charges.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2025 09:26 PM (RIvkX)

197 No snow, but we had a tornado on Mother's day once.

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2025 09:27 PM (vFG9F)

198 Our drop dead frost free date in KCMo is May 10th. Happened once that late, in the 1880's.
But twice in my lifetime it has snowed on me wee brother's birthday... May 5th.
Go figger

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:28 PM (cPGH3)

199
We have a few things blooming. They won't last long.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 10, 2025 09:28 PM (3ek7K)

200 191 Strawberries will be fine.
Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:23 PM (cPGH3)
_____________________________

Eh, it's not a problem. Early Dawn's are earliest of the season. They're suppose to pop in June, but I can get them to the second half of May if I plant early (hence the snow) . I have some Ozark Beauties, Gorella's, and Aromel's sitting in my greenhouse waiting for planting.

I love strawberries.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:30 PM (dIske)

201 How more obvious Netflix?

This bomb falling on the demons is a duplicate of the Nagasaki Fat Man bomb. And it generates this enormous explosion that obliterates everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 09:30 PM (r8K9s)

202 Orson,
You must. What's your secret for grass control?
(I am never around Sat morning for KT's great gardening thread).

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

203
It is 70 here and tomorrow supposed to be the same. We'll probably have a blizzard next week, lol.

Weather is never dull here.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 10, 2025 09:32 PM (3ek7K)

204 I love strawberries.
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:30 PM (dIske)

Me too.
But blueberries are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 09:32 PM (W/lyH)

205 But blueberries are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Diogenes

I thought that was pizza.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 10, 2025 09:34 PM (L/fGl)

206 Dude, I had to cover my gaillardia . . . .

It's true! The book thread requires pants.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2025 09:34 PM (cYBz/)

207
Since it has warmed up here the neighborhood kids are out playing. I love hearing them.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 10, 2025 09:34 PM (3ek7K)

208 You must. What's your secret for grass control?
(I am never around Sat morning for KT's great gardening thread).
Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

___________________________

I roto tiller it early, and use a claw to clean it out once a week when the plants are in. My big problem is deer, squirrels, skunks, possums, moles, crows, and Bill (neighbor down the street who also likes strawberries)

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:34 PM (dIske)

209 Roundup will kill grass dead

Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2025 09:35 PM (fjEsA)

210 But blueberries are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Diogenes

I thought that was pizza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Bacon. Odd choice for a Jewish Messiah if you ask me.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2025 09:35 PM (cYBz/)

211 Diogenes
Do you know the serviceberry?
Blueberry that don't need sweet...

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:36 PM (cPGH3)

212 Miss Pete Buttplug?
Posted by: Anna Puma

OK, OK, Mrs. Pete Buttplug.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 10, 2025 09:37 PM (L/fGl)

213 I think the honey badgers are actually trying to eat their daddy.
They hungry.

Posted by: PJ at April 10, 2025 09:37 PM (RRCAT)

214 This bomb falling on the demons is a duplicate of the Nagasaki Fat Man bomb. And it generates this enormous explosion that obliterates everything.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 09:30 PM (r8K9s)

Devil May Fry?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 10, 2025 09:37 PM (zjmBc)

215 I roto tiller it early, and use a claw to clean it out once a week when the plants are in. My big problem is deer, squirrels, skunks, possums, moles, crows, and Bill (neighbor down the street who also likes strawberries)
Posted by: Orson

Electric fence for everything... except Bill. Bill, I'd treat like I do stray dogs... shoot 'em in the ass with a pellet rifle.

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:38 PM (cPGH3)

216 >> Bacon. Odd choice for a Jewish Messiah if you ask me.

Naw, he got rid of that *munch munch*

Posted by: Saint Paul, at the buffet line at April 10, 2025 09:39 PM (zjmBc)

217 Devil May Fry?

Apparently. It is more over the top than Ron Moore's Battlestar Galactica lecturing us.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 09:39 PM (r8K9s)

218 Dude, I had to cover my gaillardia . . . .

It's true! The book thread requires pants.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2025 09:34 PM (cYBz/)

I once asked a girl girl if she wanted to go up to my room and see me gaillardia. I had beer.
She left.

Shoulda led with the beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 09:40 PM (W/lyH)

219 Jeebus.

CBS news is jamming on a new EBola scare.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2025 09:41 PM (Gh8gt)

220 Diogenes
Do you know the serviceberry?
Blueberry that don't need sweet...
Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:36 PM (cPGH3)

I do not.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 09:42 PM (W/lyH)

221 wtf

Bad Hombre @joma_gc
A congressional staffer reached out confirming that Representative Don Bacon was severely intoxicated and under the influence of the prescription sleep aid Zolpidem when he launched a bizarre and angry tirade on X late last night. The outburst was initially directed at investigative journalist Laura Loomer but quickly spiraled into attacks on his own constituents.
According to the staffer, Bacon began consuming large quantities of mezcal in his office around 8:00 PM. His agitation intensified after noticing that Loomer had quote-posted and significantly ratioed his original messages.
The witness reports that Bacon erupted into multiple expletive-laden rants and repeatedly shouted “Slava Ukraini!”—a behavior so erratic it prompted a concerned passerby to knock on his office door.
At one point, Bacon reportedly leapt from his chair, collapsed to his knees, and knocked over a flag pole.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2025 09:43 PM (gKWVE)

222 Do you know the serviceberry?
Blueberry that don't need sweet...
Posted by: MkY
-----

The service berry trees just starting to bloom here. I look forward to the berries. I've tried starting seeds without luck, but scavenge berries from trees here and yon.

As an aside, up here in the mountains, they are called 'Sarvice berries'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2025 09:43 PM (XeU6L)

223 Dear God

No more female officers.. ever traitor

thegatewaypundit

Space Force Col. Susan Meyers, commander of Pituffik Space Base in Greenland, sent out a base-wide email after a visit by Vice President J.D. Vance last month that undermined President Donald Trump’s position on the territory of Greenland as a vital national security interest being mismanaged by Denmark that would do better under the United States, according to a scoop by Military.com reporter Thomas Novelly published Thursday afternoon.

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 10, 2025 09:45 PM (nGraA)

224 I roto tiller it early, and use a claw to clean it out once a week when the plants are in. My big problem is deer, squirrels, skunks, possums, moles, crows, and Bill (neighbor down the street who also likes strawberries)
Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:34 PM (dIske)

Shoot all but the skunk. They smell really bad after getting popped.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 09:46 PM (W/lyH)

225
I believe the evil people are going to try some scare like the chink flu scare again. I think they will be surprised at the backlash this time.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 10, 2025 09:46 PM (3ek7K)

226 I do not.
Posted by: Diogenes

Sarvis, sarvisberry, Juneberry, serviceberry.
Hell of a small tree, large shrub. Buy the multistem.
Or, now, around here, I can go to parks and the street sidewalks, and just pluck them, cause no one else seems to know how good they are.

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:46 PM (cPGH3)

227 As an aside, up here in the mountains, they are called 'Sarvice berries'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----------
Knew them as sarvisberry as a kid. Good, but I've got to go with the hucklebery as the champ.

Posted by: scampydog at April 10, 2025 09:46 PM (fGScE)

228

The witness reports that Bacon erupted into multiple expletive-laden rants and repeatedly shouted “Slava Ukraini!”—a behavior so erratic it prompted a concerned passerby to knock on his office door.
At one point, Bacon reportedly leapt from his chair, collapsed to his knees, and knocked over a flag pole.

===

quite a party there, Bacon !

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2025 09:46 PM (g47mK)

229 CBS news is jamming on a new EBola scare.

Orders is orders

Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2025 09:46 PM (hBX1B)

230 Tequila, man. Can't say I am surprised.

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2025 09:47 PM (g47mK)

231 Ebola?

Ebola-chan lives?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 09:47 PM (r8K9s)

232 s an aside, up here in the mountains, they are called 'Sarvice berries'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

For such is the Way of the Mountain People.

Posted by: Flat Earth Miklos at April 10, 2025 09:49 PM (UOzvC)

233 Or, now, around here, I can go to parks and the street sidewalks, and just pluck them, cause no one else seems to know how good they are.
Posted by: MkY
------

Oddly, local McDonalds has them all around their parking lot. I stop by for a cup of coffee and harvest a week's worth at a time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2025 09:49 PM (XeU6L)

234 Mike, get enough for one pie. You'll end up with those trees in your orchard.
Ask me how I know.
Do NOT use sugar, but use a blueberry pie recipe otherwise.
When making jam, you do NOT need additional pectin.
Ask my wife how we know.

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:49 PM (cPGH3)

235 Sarvis, sarvisberry, Juneberry, serviceberry.
Hell of a small tree, large shrub. Buy the multistem.
Or, now, around here, I can go to parks and the street sidewalks, and just pluck them, cause no one else seems to know how good they are.
Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:46 PM (cPGH3)

I'll check them out. Mrs D drags me to the nursery at least once a month.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 09:50 PM (W/lyH)

236 I wouldn't know a huckleberry if it bit me.
But I know a great Kilmer quote when I see it.

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:51 PM (cPGH3)

237 More like Don Intoxicatin’

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 10, 2025 09:52 PM (xHYkz)

238 Service berry image: http://tiny.cc/hr4g001

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2025 09:52 PM (XeU6L)

239 dude, he still hasn't deleted this rant yesterday
x.com/RepDonBacon/ status/1910143774514168251
remove space, scrolldown for the posts (replace x with xcancel)
This man is WASTED

Posted by: gKWVE at April 10, 2025 09:53 PM (gKWVE)

240 Suzie needs to be relieved of command and busted down to Airwoman. Total whack job.

The degradation of good order and discipline over the last 15 years or so must be something else. Won’t get fixed overnight.

But these people need to be expunged. Incompatible with military service. They knew this, which is part of the kink. That’s what the faggotry and tranny stuff is about. No other reason

Posted by: Common Tater at April 10, 2025 09:53 PM (hBX1B)

241 I wouldn't know a huckleberry if it bit me.
But I know a great Kilmer quote when I see it.
Posted by: MkY

A Joyce Kilmer quote on a billboard would be interesting.

Posted by: Ironic Miklos at April 10, 2025 09:54 PM (UOzvC)

242 Tequila, man. Can't say I am surprised.

I don't recognize the name of that particular sleep drug but I know secondhand that alcohol and Ambien are a bad combination. My wife's boss once mash-called another one of his younger female employees and didn't remember a thing. A coworker of mine came out one morning and found his Harley parked in a different place than he left it. I'm 95% certain that's what Patrick Kennedy was on when he crashed his car in DC in the middle of the night and said he was on his way to a vote.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 10, 2025 09:55 PM (/y8xj)

243 The witness reports that Bacon erupted into multiple expletive-laden rants and repeatedly shouted “Slava Ukraini!”—a behavior so erratic it prompted a concerned passerby to knock on his office door.
At one point, Bacon reportedly leapt from his chair, collapsed to his knees, and knocked over a flag pole.

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2025 09:56 PM (W/lyH)

244 I hope by next month Suzie will be working a cash register at TJ Maxx, next to Rachel Zegler.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 09:57 PM (r8K9s)

245 You guys will laugh at this (and probably not believe me), but I have this stuff called Bobbex Deer Spray. All natural, no chemicals. I just spray it around the garden area like an invisible fence and it freakin works.

I used to have a hard time keeping them out of the sweetcorn. They love the silk on an ear of corn, not the corn itself. But, since I started using this spray to form a boundary they don't come close. Too busy up in the orchard eating apples off the ground now.

Posted by: Orson at April 10, 2025 09:59 PM (dIske)

246 Sea Scape strawberries. Autumn Brilliance Serviceberry. Rose's Blush blueberry, for warmer climates. ( Beautifully ornamental, even if you don't care for the fruit)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 10, 2025 10:00 PM (Vvh2V)

247 Posted by: Oddbob at April 10, 2025 09:55 PM (/y8xj)

It's the generic name for Ambien.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 10, 2025 10:01 PM (Vvh2V)

248 You guys will laugh at this (and probably not believe me), but I have this stuff called Bobbex Deer Spray...
Orson

No Orson, we're not laughing at you, we're laughing WITH you. Honest.
Nah, it's prolly coyote piss, or some such. Capsican sprays work, too, but you gotta re apply pretty often, and like any scarecrow, it loses effectiveness over time.
.22 is forever.

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 10:05 PM (cPGH3)

249 I've just read that fennel is supposed to be deer proof. I'm going to try growing it this year. It's described as a tender perennial.

Posted by: Wenda at April 10, 2025 10:15 PM (u9s3C)

250 *Pauses*

So, by using Fat Man on the demons, is Netflix saying the Japanese are demons?

How racist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2025 10:17 PM (r8K9s)

251 We read morning glories were impervious to deer. We put it on a cattle panel over a yard hydrant.
All the leaves the deer could eat were gone. The upper leaves made the whole thing look like a aerophyte.
So, the truth is deer don't like morningglory stems

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 10:22 PM (cPGH3)

252 135 That's a C17, obviously.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 10, 2025 10:23 PM (XMwZJ)

253 Weezer bassist's wife, Jillian Shriner, shot by police and arrested for attempted murder

If she was only lesbian and/or black...then the Left would have even MOAR to complain about.
I don't give a sh*t. FAFO.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 10, 2025 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

254 253 Weezer bassist's wife, Jillian Shriner, shot by police and arrested for attempted murder

If she was only lesbian and/or black...then the Left would have even MOAR to complain about.
I don't give a sh*t. FAFO.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 10, 2025 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

Then again, the article is not specific as to what was going on. Kali police can be assholes, and like shooting pets.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 10, 2025 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

255 202 Orson,
You must. What's your secret for grass control?
(I am never around Sat morning for KT's great gardening thread).

Posted by: MkY at April 10, 2025 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

My secret is not to have grass. Now I just need to handle weed control when it rains...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 10, 2025 11:16 PM (ynpvh)

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