Federal Judges Block Deportations... Again

The Supreme Court decision stated that Trump could deport aliens under the Alien Enemies Act... but all people being held by the government have the right to file habeas corpus petitions questioning the basis for their detention.

So now would-be deportees are filing habeas writs, and judges are staying their deportation until the hearing.

This doesn't seem to have changed the game much, except that the left can't judge-shop to put every case in front of Boasberg in DC.

But there are plenty of activist judges out there, including in more conservative areas.

That doesn't mean the Supreme Court case didn't mean anything. Illegals can't argue against the validity of the law Trump is employing any longer. They may argue that the law is being misapplied to them, but they can't just say "This law is unconstitutional." They can only stay if they can establish a particular error in the application of the law to them.

As you may know, Elon Musk revealed that Biden gave Social Security numbers to millions of illegals.

Illegals used to be assigned ITINs, Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers, so they could pay taxes.

Instead, Biden began issuing the Social Security numbers, which have been used off-brand for decades for purposes of claiming to be an American citizen.

Tech billionaire Elon Musk is claiming that Social Security numbers were handed out last year to more than 2 million immigrants who entered the United States illegally and that those cards were subsequently used to collect benefits the migrants are not entitled to receive.
Musk, speaking at a weekend town hall meeting in Wisconsin, displayed data from a Social Security program called Enumeration Beyond Entry, which indicated that nearly 2.1 million migrants were given Social Security numbers in fiscal year 2024 alone.

That figure was a sharp increase from the 590,000 noncitizens who received Social Security numbers in fiscal year 2022 and the 964,000 who received them in 2023, EBE data showed. The Trump administration estimates that 11 million immigrants who crossed the border illegally are currently living in the U.S.
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Musk and venture capitalist Antonio Gracias, who has been assisting the Department of Government Efficiency in examining the Social Security Administration, claim that the free-wheeling nature of how Social Security numbers are reportedly being given to migrants is an example of fraudulent activity within the SSA.
"This literally blew us away," Gracias said at the town hall. "We went there to find fraud, and we found this by accident."
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Once authorized to legally work in the U.S., migrants are eligible to apply for a Social Security card. However, the agency stipulates that for non-U.S. citizens to receive Supplemental Security Income (SSI), they must have been granted a certain classification by the Department of Homeland Security.
Those classifications include:
Being legally admitted into the country as a permanent resident
Granted conditional entry or asylum
Paroled into the U.S. or admitted as a refugee
However, Gracias alleged that migrants were given Social Security numbers automatically through the mail without being interviewed or being required to show identification after applying for and receiving a work permit.

This particular program began under Trump:

The EBE program that distributes Social Security numbers to migrants with work authorizations began in 2017 during President Donald Trump's first White House term. The initiative was established as a partnership between the SSA and DHS to assist the SSA in efficiently issuing Social Security numbers to migrants who were deemed eligible.
The SSA's inspector general wrote in 2019 that the program allowed Homeland Security to vet the legal status of migrants who were eligible to work and then automatically issue them with Social Security numbers. As part of the process, migrants seeking Social Security numbers were required to provide proof of their legal status.
A SSA spokesperson did not immediately respond to an email from NewsNation seeking comment about the claims or the EBE data Thursday.
Musk said Sunday the issuance of the Social Security numbers was part of a "massive large-scale program" by the Biden administration to "import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map of the United States and disenfranchise the American people and make it a permanent deep blue one-party system from which there would be no escape."

That is some useful context for this news: Trump has sent millions of illegals the message, through the app Biden developed to let illegals get permission to enter the US while they're waiting for their asylum trial, to get out of the US, now.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) ordered migrants who received immigration parole under the Biden-era CBP One app to leave the United States "immediately." Since its inception in January 2023, more than 936,000 migrants have been granted immigration parole under the app.
"Canceling these paroles is a promise kept to the American people to secure our borders and protect national security," DHS officials said in response to an inquiry from the Associated Press. In an email to a Honduran migrant family who entered the U.S. in late 2024, DHS officials stated, "It's time for you to abandon the United States."
Other migrants reportedly shared their message from DHS on social media platforms. The notices were sent to migrants via the recently relaunched CBP Home app -- a re-engineered version of the CBP app designed to aid migrants in self-deportation. It is not clear at this time, how many of the nearly one million CBP One-admitted migrants will be impacted by the oreder.
In a statement on Monday, DHS officials said the Biden administration used immigration parole authority "more than any president since it was created in 1952. Officials said the use of CBP One to grant blanket paroles to migrants "further fueled the worst border crisis in U.S. history."

Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM

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1 Well

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 09, 2025 06:33 PM (KIYrN)

2 Well well

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 09, 2025 06:34 PM (KIYrN)

3 Oh Rochester!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 09, 2025 06:34 PM (KIYrN)

4 Newted

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 09, 2025 06:35 PM (KIYrN)

5 In before someone says Trump is an idiot for deporting people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2025 06:35 PM (ExV1e)

6 Amazing how these poor downtrodden "immigrants" mange to immediately get Lawyers....

Posted by: Archie Bunker at April 09, 2025 06:36 PM (VE6XX)

7 Ca: wetback coach rapes, murdered teen boy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 09, 2025 06:37 PM (KIYrN)

8 I wish t he Supreme Court would tell their lower friends to go fk themselves.
Toss every illegal out

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 06:37 PM (ypFCm)

9 Every one of the bureaucrats who gave out SS numbers should be charged with misappropriation of federal funds. Go after all of them and squeeze them till they give up the scumbags in the Biden administration who ordered this. Then arrest and try those bastards

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 06:37 PM (6TePA)

10 Sway elections is the intent

Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at April 09, 2025 06:38 PM (IFAA8)

11 Musk said Sunday the issuance of the Social Security numbers was part of a "massive large-scale program" by the Biden administration to "import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map of the United States and disenfranchise the American people and make it a permanent deep blue one-party system from which there would be no escape.

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Started in earnest under that traitorous oabama.

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 06:38 PM (g47mK)

12 I said this was going to happen again after the SCOTUS ruling but I did not expect it to happen so soon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (e5NfL)

13 I can't formulate an nonretarded opinion on this until fuckyseefuckydo weighs in.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (guCHD)

14 Getting 11 million (or 33 million?) to self deport would be a Great Victory.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (Cus5s)

15 There is reason for optimism. Margot Cleveland tweeted out an example case involving a habeas petition over a "normal" detention of aliens.

This was in the Communist Commonwealth of MASSACHUSETTS

"For the foregoing reasons, the petition for writ of habeas corpus is DENIED"

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (i7Q7S)

16 Asked this once before, but does anyone know the legal basis for the 'Wetback Program' right after WW2?

Military was used to round up and deport Illegals... and somehow it was legal... so... precedent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (QAkQ3)

17 I'm not forming an opinion until that retarded commie faggot Funky from the previous thread weighs in.

Posted by: Intellectual heft at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (TbWk/)

18 I like the idea of fining every illegal over$900 each day they are here . Fine then back days and get the NGOs to pay

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (6TePA)

19 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2025 06:39 PM (guCHD)

Sonofabitch stepping on my lines...

Posted by: Grumble at April 09, 2025 06:40 PM (TbWk/)

20 Turning and turning in the widening gyre....

Hopefully Trump can make enough noise to call the falcon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 09, 2025 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

21 5
'In before someone says Trump is an idiot for deporting people.'

Someone said that here?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2025 06:40 PM (3wi/L)

22 I love people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 06:40 PM (8HNt+)

23 The very word "judge" implies neutrality..

Don't be fooled. Judges aren't neutral. Never have been, never will be.

They're just sleazy lawyers with better PR.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2025 06:40 PM (pMi6S)

24 Someone said that here?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2025 06:40 PM (3wi/L)

It would fit the metier today.

Although calling him a cuck or fool would also be acceptable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 06:42 PM (8HNt+)

25 This doesn't seem to have changed the game much, except that the left can't judge-shop to put every case in front of Boasberg in DC.
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It forces the left to burn cash on lawyers and after months of endless hearings jamming up their dockets, the judges will find it isn't fun anymore and just gavel them through.

Meanwhile, the prospect of self-deporting and not ending up in a Supermax may be more attractive, especially since whether or not you go, Trump is going to take all your stuff in fines.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 09, 2025 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)

26 SCOTUS chickened out with the weasel rulings...Either they can be deported or they can't.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2025 06:42 PM (VE6XX)

27 I love people.

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*wellll, somebody is drinking on the job...

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)

28 You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

And you can put a black robe on a two-bit shyster attorney -- but he's still a two-bit shyster attorney.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2025 06:43 PM (pMi6S)

29 I like the $1000 a day fine. Is that legit?

You would see an exodus of self deportations if they started doing that.

We wouldn't even need to go through judges anymore.

Posted by: Leupold at April 09, 2025 06:43 PM (4pwAx)

30 In a few days the Feds are going to deduct a substantial amount of money from my bank account and piss it away in milliseconds.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

31 Sarcasm of a fine vintage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 06:43 PM (8HNt+)

32 Chuy still has permanent residence in our hearts, right?

Right???

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2025 06:43 PM (0sNs1)

33
Why do illegal aliens have the right of habeas corpus?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 06:44 PM (x057s)

34 The one judge who found against the administration today, Alvin Hellerstein , is a 91 year old Clinton appointed Senior Judge. Just go away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 06:44 PM (6TePA)

35 see, a real entrepreneur would set up reverse travel agency... "Avoid a US Gov fine and incarceration! for [insert reasonable $$ amount] we will transport you to your country ! "

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 06:45 PM (g47mK)

36 I think Trump's people have already determined the flex point for a "constitutional crisis" when they ignore the courts, they are just looking for the 500 tests cases of child rapists that the left will have to defend keeping here in the country.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 09, 2025 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

37 In a few days the Feds are going to deduct a substantial amount of money from my bank account and piss it away in milliseconds.
Posted by: fd
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I just wrote a $31k check.

If everyone had to pay their taxes quarterly like business owners, the government would be overthrown in a year.

Posted by: Leupold at April 09, 2025 06:45 PM (4pwAx)

38 The one judge who found against the administration today, Alvin Hellerstein , is a 91 year old Clinton appointed Senior Judge. Just go away
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2025 06:44 PM (6TePA)

I don't want to go on the cart!
-old judge

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 06:45 PM (8HNt+)

39
Why do illegal aliens have the right of habeas corpus?

Detaining someone committing an illegal act is illegal?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 06:45 PM (x057s)

40 Read weeks ago the Sundowner administration gave out like 2.5 million SS cards

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (ypFCm)

41 Suspend Habeas Corpus!

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (g47mK)

42 Crash the system so the new utopia system can take over

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (ypFCm)

43 30 In a few days the Feds are going to deduct a substantial amount of money from my bank account and piss it away in milliseconds.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F)
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Ah, April 15 is coming soon, thanks for reminder.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (Dv3i1)

44 Why do illegal aliens have the right of habeas corpus?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 06:44 PM

When biden opened up the borders he let people claim asylum with bull$hit claims and that gives them due process. It sucks but that is the law and biden et. al. knew what they were doing. We have about 10 million illegals in the country that are entitled to due process now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (e5NfL)

45 33
'Why do illegal aliens have the right of habeas corpus?'

Or any rights other than to not be summarily executed?

Most likely because of some Goddamn judge giving it to them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (3wi/L)

46 Read weeks ago the Sundowner administration gave out like 2.5 million SS cards
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (ypFCm)
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So the recipients get to move to the head of line. Convenient.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 09, 2025 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

47 Crash the system so the new utopia system can take over
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Cloward and Pliven at April 09, 2025 06:47 PM (0sNs1)

48 OMG, you guys are done with your tax returns ??? Kinda early , no? It's only the 9th !

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)

49 >>>more than 936,000 migrants have been granted immigration parole under the app.

Note that this makes eligible for receiving Supplemental Security Income (SSI) as pointed out above. So when your lefty friend repeats the MSNBC agit prop that illegal aliens are not getting social security, they are repeating, at best, an intentional obfuscation of the truth, and more accurately, an intentional lie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2025 06:48 PM (i24o9)

50 Social Security is ripe with fraud, illegal payments, disabled folks who could lift their weight in gold, dead people getting checks and other shenanigans. Can't get rid of it though, wouldn't be the right thing to do. Gotta teach the youth that Ponzi Schemes and Rip Off Government Programs are normal and the road to happiness and everyone has to participate or at least take it up the ass like the previous victims.

Posted by: Some Things Will Never Change at April 09, 2025 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

51
I like the $1000 a day fine. Is that legit?

You would see an exodus of self deportations if they started doing that.

We wouldn't even need to go through judges anymore.

Posted by: Leupold

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Hawaiian judge to illegal alien: "Your decision to not bring a case before me is reversed. This is a bench warrant for you to sue for a full refund of your fine."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2025 06:48 PM (rxe17)

52

Illegals should have no rights in our country that they invaded.

Get them out of our country.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 06:49 PM (3ek7K)

53 48 OMG, you guys are done with your tax returns ??? Kinda early , no? It's only the 9th !
Posted by: runner
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I used to file extensions till the cows came home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 06:49 PM (x057s)

54 Imagine mentioning to Madison and the other founders that in the future the courts will tell the president he has to give any and all invaders a court date before sending them back out of the country

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 06:49 PM (t0Rmr)

55 "...a "massive large-scale program" by the Biden administration to "import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map of the United States and disenfranchise the American people and make it a permanent deep blue one-party system from which there would be no escape."

The punchline is: Hispanics are now trending Trump, who won more Spanish-speaking votes than any Republican candidate, ever.

Oops. The Dems just imported millions of new Trump voters.

The Law of Unintended Consequences.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2025 06:49 PM (pMi6S)

56 Non-Americans do not have rights under our Constitution.

I called it when SCOTUS made this decision: it’s a weak pseudo-victory. It gives commie judges the ability to let these vile criminals loose. And it requires that every scumbag gets a habeas corpus hearing.

These are the worst of the worst, and we can’t even mass deport them. We can’t deport 30 million in 4 years if every single one has “rights”..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 06:50 PM (l3YAf)

57 Whatever happened to settled law when scotus says something? That’s like so 2013 I guess.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 06:50 PM (xHYkz)

58 They're just sleazy lawyers with better PR.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2025 06:40 PM (pMi6S)

Always has been.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2025 06:51 PM (i24o9)

59 Another judge acting out

Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at April 09, 2025 06:51 PM (IFAA8)

60 Leupold, information I've seen says the law President Trump plans to use is a holdover from the Clinton administration.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

61 I will file my extension as usual around 10:45pm on 4/15.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 06:51 PM (xHYkz)

62 Did I mention the idea of using a law from the Clinton administration to punish illegals makes me laugh?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2025 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

63 As Tony Fauci said, in America non-citizens have rights, and citizens do not

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2025 06:52 PM (t0Rmr)

64 >> I just wrote a $31k check.

What did you write in the memo line?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 06:52 PM (l3YAf)

65 The real goal is self deportation, I would be in most cases when someone faces a legal challenge and they're here illegally, they just pick up their stuff and leave rather than fight it out in a court room.

Obviously these judges and activist left-wing lawyers are just hoping to slow down deportations, but this is not how most are processed.

Posted by: Leupold at April 09, 2025 06:53 PM (4pwAx)

66 This year I should be right about even, $500 either way I estimate. Still I’m getting an extension and will do my taxes at 11:25pm on 10/15. 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 06:53 PM (xHYkz)

67 Since I’m not a lawyer, maybe someone can explain this. The 1782 law being used by the Trump administration to deport. These people also says that the potential deportee is entitled to a habeas corpus hearing since to be granted habeas corpus doesn’t that mean that they would have to be released back into the country until a trial, and since the Supreme Court said, these people can be deported because other are here illegally and have prior convictions,I don’t understand why any judge would not simply take their court appearance and rubberstamp them to get on the plane.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 09, 2025 06:54 PM (iSzWG)

68 But there are plenty of activist judges out there, including in more conservative areas.

That doesn't mean the Supreme Court case didn't mean anything. Illegals can't argue against the validity of the law Trump is employing any longer. They may argue that the law is being misapplied to them, but they can't just say "This law is unconstitutional." They can only stay if they can establish a particular error in the application of the law to them.

ACE

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Its a lot harder because there's no injunction and they have to fight one case at a time. Meanwhile all the other judges are processing away and its all boring anyhow. The rogue judges want mass chaos. Sure they might get the odd MS13 guy off, but what's he gonna do with all his buds gone.
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Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 06:54 PM (n7h9X)

69 This year I should be right about even, $500 either way I estimate. Still I’m getting an extension and will do my taxes at 11:25pm on 10/15. 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 06:53 PM (xHYkz)

Literally me.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 06:54 PM (l3YAf)

70 These liberal judges calling attention to the 'plight' of the illegals causes increased enmity toward them and the illegals.
Go show.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 06:55 PM (x057s)

71 I love people.

Sounds like something Cannibal Bob would say.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 09, 2025 06:55 PM (lUFok)

72 I just wrote a $31k check.

What did you write in the memo line?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

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"Hope this helps with the transgender Ecuador Comic Book"

Posted by: Leupold at April 09, 2025 06:55 PM (4pwAx)

73 Hugs to Ben Had!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2025 06:55 PM (kq4ZJ)

74 Musk said Sunday the issuance of the Social Security numbers was part of a "massive large-scale program" by the Biden administration to "import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map of the United States and disenfranchise the American people and make it a permanent deep blue one-party system from which there would be no escape."

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Democrats really hate the American people and have taken Bertolt Brecht's advice to elect a new people.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2025 06:55 PM (unUNN)

75 56
I called it when SCOTUS made this decision: it’s a weak pseudo-victory. It gives commie judges the ability to let these vile criminals loose. And it requires that every scumbag gets a habeas corpus hearing.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 06:50 PM

I thought the SCOTUS ruling stated that they could request a habeas hearing in the appropriate jurisdiction but that their deportation could not be postponed by a TRO?

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 09, 2025 06:56 PM (rbKZ6)

76 > Social Security is ripe with fraud, disabled folks who could lift their weight in gold

Social Security and SSDI are two different things.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 06:56 PM (W5ArC)

77 In before the "You can't prove that they're gang members by their face tattoos! It's part of their culture!!!"

Posted by: pookysgirl always asks CUI BONO at April 09, 2025 06:57 PM (Wt5PA)

78 Social Security and SSDI are two different things.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 06:56 PM (W5ArC)

Both are socialism. Both are theft.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 06:58 PM (l3YAf)

79 > Social Security and SSDI are two different things.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 06:56 PM (W5ArC)

Oh, and there's also SSI.

All of them are administered by the Social Security Adminstration, but they're three entirely different programs.

The names are very confusing... almost like they wanted it to be that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 06:58 PM (W5ArC)

80 Since I’m not a lawyer, maybe someone can explain this. The 1782 law being used by the Trump administration to deport. These people also says that the potential deportee is entitled to a habeas corpus hearing since to be granted habeas corpus doesn’t that mean that they would have to be released back into the country until a trial, and since the Supreme Court said, these people can be deported because other are here illegally and have prior convictions,I don’t understand why any judge would not simply take their court appearance and rubberstamp them to get on the plane.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 09, 2025 06:54 PM (iSzWG)

Habeas Corpus isn't a full trial. If a HC gets there in time, the dude goes there with a government guy and the HC lawyer. State says - we have these reasons to show he's illegal, and in this gang, and the defense says "no he's a nice guy and only killed three people" and the HC judge says off you go to the airplane.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 06:58 PM (n7h9X)

81 Social Security is ripe with fraud, disabled folks who could lift their weight in gold...
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But they couldn't lift their weight in feathers?

Posted by: Crusader at April 09, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)

82 69 This year I should be right about even, $500 either way I estimate. Still I’m getting an extension and will do my taxes at 11:25pm on 10/15. 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 09, 2025 06:53 PM (xHYkz)

Literally me.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Thin ice people! Thin ice!

Posted by: Al Capone at April 09, 2025 06:59 PM (G5+As)

83 I love people.

Sounds like something Cannibal Bob would say.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 09, 2025 06:55 PM (lUFok)

"I love having people for dinner!"

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 06:59 PM (g47mK)

84 > Both are socialism. Both are theft.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 06:58 PM (l3YAf)

That's as may be.

If someone wants to end Social Security, they can pay me all the money I paid in.

With interest.

Yeah, I know that's not how it works. Nevertheless, bitches best have my money.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 07:00 PM (W5ArC)

85 But they couldn't lift their weight in feathers?
Posted by: Crusader at April 09, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)

This reminds me of the old gag: what’s heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

It’s the feathers, because a troy pound is less than an avoirdupois pound.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM (l3YAf)

86 I love people.

Sounds like something Cannibal Bob would say.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
......

Medium well, no pink.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

87 >>>Thin ice people! Thin ice!
Posted by: Al Capone
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Al, you're problem was that you didn't pay up.
As long as you pay up everything is OK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM (x057s)

88 I’m still smiling about the flaming clown boners.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM (XA4WA)

89 I called it when SCOTUS made this decision: it’s a weak pseudo-victory. It gives commie judges the ability to let these vile criminals loose. And it requires that every scumbag gets a habeas corpus hearing.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 06:50 PM

I thought the SCOTUS ruling stated that they could request a habeas hearing in the appropriate jurisdiction but that their deportation could not be postponed by a TRO?
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 09, 2025 06:56 PM (rbKZ6)

The ruling says the DC TRO judge has no standing to do shit. They need a new lawyer to ask for HC in every place in the US we are holding the dudes. And the trial is a quickie and he is still in custody.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM (n7h9X)

90
On a brighter note, it is 61 degrees here in SW Wyoming.

We would like to think Spring has arrived but no, it will snow again soon.

So happy for the break. Hubby and I were able to get a lot of stuff done today.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 07:02 PM (3ek7K)

91 Democrats really hate the American people and have taken Bertolt Brecht's advice to elect a new people.
Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2025 06:55 PM (unUNN)

don't worry, they hate the new electorate too.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)

92 > And the trial is a quickie and he is still in custody.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM (n7h9X)

Yeah, it should be just a formality.

"Well, Mr. Fugghead, I see that you are clearly present in the United States. Do you have a valid visa or some other document that permits you to be here?"

"No, Your Honor."

"Guilty. Bailiff, escort him to the bus. Next case."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 07:03 PM (W5ArC)

93 AZ Intel@AZ_Intel_5h
WASHINGTON, April 9 (Reuters) - FBI Director Kash Patel was removed as the Acting Director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and replaced by U.S. Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll, four people familiar with the matter said on Wednesday.
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👀

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 09, 2025 07:03 PM (/tzYP)

94 To the best of my knowledge, Cannibal Bob has never eaten anyone at a TxMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2025 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

95 Yeah, I know that's not how it works. Nevertheless, bitches best have my money.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

So sorry, Mr. Borgia. Your stipend was spent on emergency addadicktomies in Botswana.

Posted by: Your Neighborhood SSA Office at April 09, 2025 07:03 PM (G5+As)

96 70
'These liberal judges calling attention to the 'plight' of the illegals causes increased enmity toward them and the illegals.'

And I hope those judges reap their just punishment 10 fold.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2025 07:03 PM (3wi/L)

97 If someone wants to end Social Security, they can pay me all the money I paid in.

With interest.

Yeah, I know that's not how it works. Nevertheless, bitches best have my money.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 07:00 PM (W5ArC)

I understand that, but I’m also going to spend the next 30 years trying to destroy the system and not pay anyone anything.

Until I’m old enough to collect. And then I’m going to mooch.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 07:03 PM (l3YAf)

98 > FBI Director Kash Patel was removed as the Acting Director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and replaced by U.S. Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll, four people familiar with the matter said on Wednesday.

That's not unexpected, though, is it? "Acting" usually means a temp, and Patel already has the FBI on his plate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 07:04 PM (W5ArC)

99 > Until I’m old enough to collect. And then I’m going to mooch.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 07:03 PM (l3YAf)

How is getting back the money that was taken from you at gunpoint "mooching"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2025 07:05 PM (W5ArC)

100 What did you write in the memo line?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Say hi to DOGE for me.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 09, 2025 07:05 PM (eGBhA)

101 As you may know, Elon Musk revealed that Biden gave Social Security numbers to millions of illegals.

This may be why the illegals in my rural Pennsylvania town seem so unconcerned- they think they're legal. Not just legal, but loved by the government.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 07:05 PM (9O5em)

102 Social Security is ripe with fraud, disabled folks who could lift their weight in gold...
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I'm beginning to realize that has almost always been a psy-op by the government employees and politicians laundering the money and committing the REAL actual significant fraud in a successful attempt at misdirection and promoting anger and suspicion towards a fraction of a percent of the actual fraud.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:05 PM (xc1uv)

103 'Why do illegal aliens have the right of habeas corpus?'

Or any rights other than to not be summarily executed?

Most likely because of some Goddamn judge giving it to them.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2025 06:46 PM (3wi/L)

You have to allow it because you might have a citizen in there by mistake or malice, and we have the right for someone to see what the government might be doing to them in the Bastille. So he pops into the court, the defense atty sees he isn't mistreated and since both know he's illegal at the base, he gets deported. If he's really a citizen, he gets sprung then.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

104 >>>The rogue judges want mass chaos. Sure they might get the odd MS13 guy off, but what's he gonna do with all his buds gone.

And they will get it in their Districts. As I understand it, the case proceeds first to an immigration judge, which is an executive function, to the Board of Immigration Appeals. To even get to the District Court, the alien must show that he has made an unsuccessful appeal to the Board of Immigration Appeals and "specify the acts which have deprived the petitioner of a fair hearing or other reasons entitling petitioner to the relief sought . . . ."

I say let the left fund millions of individual cases for their brown pawns while Trump has already shut off their USAID money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2025 07:07 PM (i24o9)

105 We have about 10 million illegals in the country that are entitled to due process now.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Sounds like fun!

Senor MS13: "What's in the box?"

Judge mikeski: "Pain."

Oh. "Due" process? Nevermind.

Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 07:07 PM (DgGvY)

106 Foreign-born judges determined that foreign-born illegals have all the rights of citizens.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:07 PM (xc1uv)

107 I'm beginning to realize that has almost always been a psy-op by the government employees and politicians laundering the money and committing the REAL actual significant fraud in a successful attempt at misdirection and promoting anger and suspicion towards a fraction of a percent of the actual fraud.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:05 PM (xc1uv)

well the original op was stealing a bit of earnings and spending it instantly while paying it back in the future. When the payouts kept growing the fraud got larger.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:09 PM (n7h9X)

108 Just got them in, waiting to see what the damages are

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:09 PM (ypFCm)

109 I really don't get how the courts are loaded up with foreigners, except they all seem to come from Sundowner administration

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:10 PM (ypFCm)

110 Have to get in your head, the fraud is just a bonus for these folks. The objective is to dissolve the US as a going concern, as a sovereign entity with self determination. This means spiritually or religion, economically. Hollowing out our industry is just a part, a big part to be sure. Offshore the factories. Inshore millions of people unlawfully who’ve no intention necessarily of assimilating or anything like that. Overwhelm the infrastructure, the systems and institutions.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 07:10 PM (w5PPN)

111 89- The ruling says the DC TRO judge has no standing to do shit. They need a new lawyer to ask for HC in every place in the US we are holding the dudes. And the trial is a quickie and he is still in custody.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM

Thanks. I thought it referred to future TRO's doing essentially the same thing.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 09, 2025 07:11 PM (rbKZ6)

112 Social Security (SSI) has been available to illegal aliens since 1996 when, get this, Congress granted them access. They used a euphemism akin to “qualified alien” to try and stealthily bury the fact they were illegal aliens.

By the way, Congress is sitting on their asses doing zero about this. In fact you have cranks like Rand Paul complaining that Trump is stealing their power.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 09, 2025 07:11 PM (Jz3bo)

113 "Well, Mr. Fugghead, I see that you are clearly present in the United States. Do you have a valid visa or some other document that permits you to be here?"

"No, Your Honor."

"Guilty. Bailiff, escort him to the bus. Next case."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

You know I'm gonna whack your peepee as soon as we're out of the courtroom, right? I hardly ever get called on to do that anymore.

Posted by: the bailiff at April 09, 2025 07:11 PM (DgGvY)

114 The easiest way to immediately save tremendous amounts of money is to end food stamps and set up a mail-to-home program where recipients receive a box of staples every two weeks.

Here's some flour, here's some powdered milk, here's some dried eggs, and here's some sugar. Some assembly required.

$10 a week down from what, $400?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:11 PM (xc1uv)

115 I wish t he Supreme Court would tell their lower friends to go fk themselves.
Toss every illegal out
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 06:37 PM (ypFCm)

Remember how the San Francisco Federal Reserve missed the fact that Silicon Valley Bank was going bankrupt and it turned out that the head of SVA was on the oversight board of the San Francisco Fed?
I guess it is important who your friends are.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 07:11 PM (D7oie)

116 What a beautiful day!

Already the assholes are out saying Trump go spooked by the bond market and had to reverse course.

That's the media narrative for the next week.

Trump flinched.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2025 07:12 PM (17l0u)

117 Foreign-born judges determined that foreign-born illegals have all the rights of citizens.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:07 PM (xc1uv)
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Hmm, there's something there, something wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2025 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

118 >> UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES MAY A NONCITIZEN BE ELIGIBLE FOR SSI?

Link to the Social Security Administration

https://tinyurl.com/yc2xa23b

Posted by: Marcus T at April 09, 2025 07:12 PM (Jz3bo)

119 JUST IN: Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful’ Tax Cuts Clear Key Hurdle

https://tinyurl.com/h7mfckzr

The usual suspects are saying they will try and block the bill which has massive tax breaks.

Massie, Turner, Roy, et al.

These assholes need to be gone asap.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2025 07:13 PM (/U5Yz)

120 You can't hate Democrats enough. Even the nice little old lady down the street who votes for them just because "she wants to be nice to everybody". Fuck her too!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:14 PM (9RQU8)

121 The ruling says the DC TRO judge has no standing to do shit. They need a new lawyer to ask for HC in every place in the US we are holding the dudes. And the trial is a quickie and he is still in custody.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:01 PM

Thanks. I thought it referred to future TRO's doing essentially the same thing.
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 09, 2025 07:11 PM (rbKZ6)

That particular judge might try playing a card with his original TRO, but Trump can now ignore it and just amuse his DoJ people writing responses or having meetings where he muses on the perfidy of it all.

If he's smart he drops it. Did you know this guy was on vacation when this started at 2 AM Saturday and was not the 'midnight judge' in the first place. Yet somehow he got this case at 7 AM the next day. I said that there was no randomness here, the NGO called up their inside guy.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:15 PM (n7h9X)

122

Fuck people who want to be nice.

Nice is how we got where we are.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 07:16 PM (3ek7K)

123 "Here's some flour, here's some powdered milk, here's some dried eggs, and here's some sugar. Some assembly required.

$10 a week down from what, $400?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie "

I don't want to be cruel. They should get some cornmeal too.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

124 What a beautiful day!

Already the assholes are out saying Trump go spooked by the bond market and had to reverse course.

That's the media narrative for the next week.

Trump flinched.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2025 07:12 PM

At some point you would think that these fvckers would actually read Trump's book the art of the deal.

I mean patton was smart enough to read rommells' book.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2025 07:16 PM (e5NfL)

125 The actual "domestic enemies" I swore an oath against are fucking Democrats. Every last single one of them.

Get the fuck off my continent. Or at the very least ship them all to Greenland and quarantine the fucking place.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:16 PM (9RQU8)

126 The nice thing about collectivist totalitarians, the Socialists have big mouths and can’t really keep a secret, they have made no bones about what they want the future to look like. The question was, how to get there.

Infantalizing the population is a big part of it. The degradation of Education is not by accident. Stupid people, generally are more easily controlled and highly suggestible and manipulated. That’s why the “math is racist” memes (by university professors no less) and “by reading to your children, you give them an unfair advantage over others”.

Dumbing everything down to the least common denominator.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 07:17 PM (w5PPN)

127 I don't want to be cruel. They should get some cornmeal too.
Posted by: fd

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Dang, good catch. Especially in the South.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:17 PM (xc1uv)

128 Already the assholes are out saying Trump go spooked by the bond market and had to reverse course.

That's the media narrative for the next week.

Trump flinched.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2025 07:12 PM (17l0u)

That's not gonna fly when he yanks world markets about like walking a tiny rat dog for the next few weeks.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:17 PM (n7h9X)

129 The Constitution gives the President full authority on immigration.
What don't these 2-legged sphincters getting?

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 09, 2025 07:17 PM (9INg6)

130 I keep seeing that the Trump admin estimates 11 million illegals in the country. The Biden regime admitted to letting in 'at least' 11 million. So unless we had none before Biden there must be more than 11 million. When is the Trump administration going to use a more realistic number (e.g., 40 million)?

Posted by: lazlong at April 09, 2025 07:17 PM (xPfqN)

131 Is it the water in KY that causes the people to vote for these clowns? Are they genetic defects that are missing the smart bone in their heads?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2025 07:18 PM (/U5Yz)

132
My late mother, God rest her soul, always said we should have places where poor people could go and pick up the basics they need to eat.

Otherwise, if they didn't like that, get off your lazy scamming asses and find a job.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 07:18 PM (3ek7K)

133 Dumbing everything down to the least common denominator.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 07:17 PM (w5PPN)

Problem is what are you going to do once you have that? Even their moms are sick of deadbeats like that after 20 years and you gonna try and build a technological society with that shit?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:19 PM (n7h9X)

134 >>I keep seeing that the Trump admin estimates 11 million illegals in the country. The Biden regime admitted to letting in 'at least' 11 million. So unless we had none before Biden there must be more than 11 million. When is the Trump administration going to use a more realistic number (e.g., 40 million)?
Posted by: lazlong

Someone told him it was 11 million and he's sticking with that number. Crazy as it may be.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2025 07:19 PM (/U5Yz)

135 My late mother, God rest her soul, always said we should have places where poor people could go and pick up the basics they need to eat.

Otherwise, if they didn't like that, get off your lazy scamming asses and find a job.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 07:18 PM (3ek7K)

That's charity not government. Because in the government either the donors or recipients are gonna cheat. A charity group can tell a deadbeat to piss off.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

136 The hurrieder we go, the behinder we get

it's Trump v the entire judicial branch

Posted by: Savage Henry at April 09, 2025 07:20 PM (AOsQT)

137 Dumbing everything down to the least common denominator.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 07:17 PM (w5PPN)

Problem is what are you going to do once you have that? Even their moms are sick of deadbeats like that after 20 years and you gonna try and build a technological society with that shit?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:19 PM (n7h9X)

Give them all government jobs. For life. TA DAA!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:21 PM (9RQU8)

138 I keep seeing that the Trump admin estimates 11 million illegals in the country. The Biden regime admitted to letting in 'at least' 11 million. So unless we had none before Biden there must be more than 11 million. When is the Trump administration going to use a more realistic number (e.g., 40 million)?
Posted by: lazlong

Someone told him it was 11 million and he's sticking with that number. Crazy as it may be.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2025 07:19 PM (/U5Yz)

Just invalidate those SSNs and see how many show up and count them then

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:21 PM (n7h9X)

139 My late mother, God rest her soul, always said we should have places where poor people could go and pick up the basics they need to eat.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 07:18 PM (3ek7K)

The current EBT system removes any sense of shame or responsibility from the end recipient. I've always felt that if they had to go pick up the food from a donation center, people might be more apt to feel like they should get a job.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 07:22 PM (h7ZuX)

140 Having the SSN's should make it easier to track them down. Shouldn't it?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:22 PM (9RQU8)

141 JUST IN: Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful’ Tax Cuts Clear Key Hurdle

https://tinyurl.com/h7mfckzr

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"In a razor-thin 216-215 vote, House Republicans approved a rule that allows formal debate on the budget resolution central to extending Trump-era tax cuts and pushing forward on border, defense, and energy initiatives..."

1 vote ! that waz close!

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK)

142 This year I should be right about even, $500 either way I estimate. Still I’m getting an extension and will do my taxes at 11:25pm on 10/15. 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Literally me.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Do the paperwork now. If the gov't owes you money, file now. If you owe the gov't money, sit on it.

(mikeski is neither a lawyer nor a financial advisor. He's an Internet wiseass. Take this advice with a block of salt.)

Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 07:23 PM (DgGvY)

143 120 You can't hate Democrats enough. Even the nice little old lady down the street who votes for them just because "she wants to be nice to everybody". Fuck her too!

______
No kidding!
I rent one of our apartments to a sweet little old lady.
One day I was fixing something at her place when Trump came on the teevee.
Never heard a 92 year old woman cuss like that.
Kinda shocked me that she had so little sense after all these years.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 09, 2025 07:23 PM (9INg6)

144 >>>Problem is what are you going to do once you have that?

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 09, 2025 07:23 PM (i24o9)

145
Dumbfuck DEI-hire cop shoots fellow police officer during arrest:

https://is.gd/qoHf0z

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 07:24 PM (A1wUB)

146 The current EBT system removes any sense of shame or responsibility from the end recipient. I've always felt that if they had to go pick up the food from a donation center, people might be more apt to feel like they should get a job.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 07:22 PM (h7ZuX)

That was actually one of the hidden benefits/virtues of the charity system. The recipient felt some dgeree of shame and might try to better themselves rather than returning to the giver, while the giver got some sense of fulfillment in providing the charity. Win-Win for both.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:24 PM (9RQU8)

147 "Dang, good catch. Especially in the South.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie"

I'm a compassionate guy. I have this idea where people can earn "Bonus Beans".

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

148 The current EBT system removes any sense of shame or responsibility from the end recipient. I've always felt that if they had to go pick up the food from a donation center, people might be more apt to feel like they should get a job.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 07:22 PM (h7ZuX)

In the old days you used to have to pitch in somehow to get your bag. Unload, cook, clean up, tote for old ladies or young mums...

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:26 PM (n7h9X)

149 121-If he's smart he drops it. Did you know this guy was on vacation when this started at 2 AM Saturday and was not the 'midnight judge' in the first place. Yet somehow he got this case at 7 AM the next day. I said that there was no randomness here, the NGO called up their inside guy.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:15 PM

I saw that- something we all knew.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 09, 2025 07:26 PM (rbKZ6)

150 Having the SSN's should make it easier to track them down. Shouldn't it?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:22 PM (9RQU

Aren't SSN's hunter/killer fast attack submarines? Maybe one of our Navy morons can confirm as I'm just a dumb old grunt.

Either way, that would be a damn effective way of hunting down these invaders. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:27 PM (9RQU8)

151 It’s worse than that. The government asshats who (at best) allowed 9/11/2001 to occur did not go after these folks as provided by law - unlawful enemy combatants ; they don’t want you to think that way.

Oh no. They declared a “war on terror”, an abstract concept. The perpetrators are afforded every right recognized under the constitution. Attorneys and due process, everything. State level acts of war treated like a fucking parking ticket.

Meanwhile, granny tries to get on a plane they want to crawl up her ass with a microscope and confiscate her fingernail clippers. Even more meanwhile the whole fucking border is wide open, with millions pouring across totally unvetted, nobody knows who the hell they are.

It is to laugh

Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 07:27 PM (w5PPN)

152 Illegals should not have habeus rights

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2025 07:27 PM (KQk9m)

153 Give them all government jobs. For life. TA DAA!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:21 PM (9RQU

That leaves the socialists as the only taxpayers. Oops.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:28 PM (n7h9X)

154
Illegals should not have shit.

What would happen to an American citizen who "invaded" another country?

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 07:28 PM (3ek7K)

155

lol, re: above clip

The arrestee was, like, why'd you do that, you fucked up his leg, to the black woman DEI cop.

The arrestee is more calm and in control than the cops! He's, like, he's bleeding, we need rescue. The arrestee is saying this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 07:28 PM (A1wUB)

156 Scrotus left the door open for this. Every Trump decision will be fought by the left to try to run out the clock until the midterms. Even every denied habeas will be appealed. Hopefully they will just keep plugging along doing what they can with the fines and such.

They really need to crack down on the companies that hire these people too to make it really painful.

Posted by: Maxwell's Silver F-47 at April 09, 2025 07:29 PM (ab5KQ)

157 Illegals should not have habeus rights
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2025 07:27 PM (KQk9m)

You don't know they are illegals for sure until then.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:29 PM (n7h9X)

158 Oh no. They declared a “war on terror”, an abstract concept.

No shit. It'd be like FDR declaring war on Japanese carrier attack bombers after Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:30 PM (9RQU8)

159 Am I the only one who likes getting those spam phone calls for energy rebates, home repair estimates, etc.

Just got one from a guy asking if I was interested in any estimates for unintelligible. Yes, I says. How much will it be for you to go F yourself?

I heard a muffled chuckle then click.

He handed my number to a cube mate or something (probably as a prank), and I had to ask the ESL if she was retreaded, because she couldn't even get out the script.

I am having fun with this. I am going to have to come up with an ICE bit or something.

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 09, 2025 07:30 PM (i24o9)

160
Trump has sent millions of illegals the message, through the app Biden developed to let illegals get permission to enter the US while they're waiting for their asylum trial, to get out of the US, now.

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That's not nearly as funny as the exploding pagers, but it's not bad.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 09, 2025 07:30 PM (biznJ)

161 152
'Illegals should not have habeus rights'

They really shouldn't. These judges didn't give a shit when Biden broke the law and flooded the country with illegals. I'm really impatient for Trump to end their game.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2025 07:31 PM (3wi/L)

162 Trebuchet at dawn.
Works for illegals and judges.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 09, 2025 07:31 PM (9INg6)

163 Scrotus left the door open for this. Every Trump decision will be fought by the left to try to run out the clock until the midterms. Even every denied habeas will be appealed. Hopefully they will just keep plugging along doing what they can with the fines and such.

They really need to crack down on the companies that hire these people too to make it really painful.
Posted by: Maxwell's Silver F-47 at April 09, 2025 07:29 PM (ab5KQ)

Can't appeal habeas IIRC. And these guys don't like working hard, which is why this one guy tried to block the entire country with one decision. Doing it one at a time in podunk towns by the border is no thrill.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:32 PM (n7h9X)

164
They really need to crack down on the companies that hire these people too to make it really painful.
Posted by: Maxwell's Silver F-47 at April 09, 2025 07:29 PM (ab5KQ)

Maybe if they charged the employer 998 dollars a day for the illegal employee and every one of his/her family members in country, that would convince those companies to E-verify anyone who applies for a job.

Posted by: Moki at April 09, 2025 07:32 PM (wLjpr)

165 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

And at least dressed this time

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:32 PM (ypFCm)

166 Trump should remove all federal protection these judges enjoy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2025 07:32 PM (/U5Yz)

167 You don't know they are illegals for sure until then.

-

(spoken very loudly and exaggeratedly)

WHAT-OH
IS-OH
YOUR-OH
SOCIAL-SECURITY NUMBER-OH

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:33 PM (xc1uv)

168 Dumbfuck DEI-hire cop shoots fellow police officer during arrest:

https://is.gd/qoHf0z

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 07:24 PM (A1wUB)

Similar to the chick who was disarming a CCW holder and shot him with his own gun, I would imagine.

Posted by: pookysgirl, feeding her favorite black hole at April 09, 2025 07:33 PM (Wt5PA)

169 The current EBT system removes any sense of shame or responsibility from the end recipient
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That was the whole point. How old are you?

Food Stamps were only redeemable at participating outlets for specific foods. They were just like cash, but were not usable for junk food, soda, booze, or tobacco etc. So they also traded at a discount, probably 20c on the dollar, something like that. The food staples themselves probably made their way to restaurants from the scalpers, I dunno.

I watched some fat wench roll up in one of those enormous jumbo shopping carts FULL of steaks, chops, burger, chicken, ham, you name it. More beef than I’ve been able to buy in 20 years seems like. “Would you like some help with that?” the checkout girl asks. It ain’t far - the $80,000 SUV parked right out front in the “handicapped” stall.

However bad you think it is …. It’s a lot worse

Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 07:35 PM (XLMS3)

170 At some point you would think that these fvckers would actually read Trump's book the art of the deal.

I mean patton was smart enough to read rommells' book.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2025 07:16 PM (e5NfL)

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Good heavens, they can't even read the protest signs they were given to carry.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2025 07:36 PM (unUNN)

171 In a few days the Feds are going to deduct a substantial amount of money from my bank account and piss it away in milliseconds.
Posted by: fd

Tax neutral this year. No money owed, no refund. May not need to file federal next year. YAAAAY!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 09, 2025 07:36 PM (5xuJ/)

172 Maybe if they charged the employer 998 dollars a day for the illegal employee and every one of his/her family members in country, that would convince those companies to E-verify anyone who applies for a job.
Posted by: Moki at April 09, 2025 07:32 PM (wLjpr)

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I think the plan may be to use the e-verify law when they have deported most of the criminals and go on to phase 2 of the deportation action.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2025 07:38 PM (unUNN)

173 Maybe if they charged the employer 998 dollars a day for the illegal employee and every one of his/her family members in country, that would convince those companies to E-verify anyone who applies for a job.

Posted by: Moki at April 09, 2025 07:32 PM (wLjpr)

An extremely effective tactic because it takes away the sympathy factor. Today's communist democrat won't have any sympathy for Fat-cat employers being fined out of existence.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:39 PM (9RQU8)

174 My late mother, God rest her soul, always said we should have places where poor people could go and pick up the basics they need to eat.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 07:18 PM (3ek7K)

They'd just be looted today.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 07:40 PM (gKDq2)

175 Elon, fast track AI judges. Law as written only.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2025 07:41 PM (HAZgy)

176 Was it something I said?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 09, 2025 07:44 PM (9RQU8)

177 The current EBT system removes any sense of shame or responsibility from the end recipient. I've always felt that if they had to go pick up the food from a donation center, people might be more apt to feel like they should get a job.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 07:22 PM (h7ZuX)

An EBT card should be 8.5"x11", neon orange, and have a hole it it so it may be worn around the neck with a lanyard

Posted by: hurricane567 at April 09, 2025 07:46 PM (3Hu8O)

178 Back from dinner. Mea culpa.
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Another intentional quagmire:

Non-citizens with work authorization, including those with U-visas and W-visas, are eligible for a Social Security number (SSN) and card.

How so? "The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), a federal agency within the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), adjudicates immigration and citizenship benefits, including determining eligibility for U visas. The U.S. Department of Labor (DOL)'s Wage and Hour Division (WHD) certifies U visa applications for victims of certain qualifying crimes detected in workplace investigations."

How else? "OSHA now has the authority to certify U visas and T visas for victims of qualifying crimes, including those related to workplace safety, allowing them to assist law enforcement without fear of deportation."

"T visa holders, who are victims of human trafficking, are eligible for a Social Security number (SSN) if they are authorized to work in the United States, and they can apply for an SSN as part of the visa application process."

And so, better hunt the above noted Visas AND also find out if there were others that could bestow work authorization and SSNs.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk & Miller at April 09, 2025 08:11 PM (NFX2v)

179 Continued from 178.

"W" visas, which are not a standard visa category, are likely referring to the Visa Waiver Program (VWP) or the B-1/B-2 visitor visa, and are issued by the U.S. Department of State through its embassies and consulates abroad.

🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic, adores Musk & Miller at April 09, 2025 08:14 PM (NFX2v)

180 China is sweatin' pork rinds 'bout now I reckon.

Posted by: Ray at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (5wLuE)

181 Was this the "something big" Trump was talking about the other day?

Because Elon was talking about all of this last week with Gracias on stage.

Is there something bigger coming soon?

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