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Smailholm Tower, on the England-Scotland border
by @jimscottphoto
Smailholm, Danny? Mmmm, Danny? MMmmm?

I know it's just moving with smooth tiny steps but this is creepy as anything. (IG)

It's not nice to play tricks on such a very good girl. Out, vile weed!

Cat is mesmerized by the printer. Oooh, samesies!

Old dog is not amused by the new pup.

Kitty wants some pets.

Not really "out of control" per se, but you know they're fixin' to do some schemin' about some mischief.

More parenting skills.

Dog does some kittysitting.

Remember the dog who loved her light-up fairy wings?

She's even cuter this time. Jane Doh points out the little purse she picks up near the end.

She knows she's beautiful..🐕🧚👜😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/SJy8dsh5ES
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Don't feed the foxes:

Kind woman gave a food a hungry fox, and the fox brought all its family and friends..🦊🐾😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/gE0UjQpliQ
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I've linked this before, but in case you missed it: Ex-terrrrr-minate.

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:31 PM (ypFCm)

2 Cafeeeee

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 09, 2025 07:31 PM (0JWOm)

3 My nails are so thin and weak keep breaking and tearing ugh

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 09, 2025 07:31 PM (0JWOm)

4 Cats und Panzer cracks me up

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:33 PM (ypFCm)

5 >>>this is creepy as anything

Nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2025 07:34 PM (i24o9)

6 Thanks for your hard work Ace

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2025 07:34 PM (gqX4V)

7 3 My nails are so thin and weak keep breaking and tearing ugh
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 09, 2025 07:31 PM (0JWOm

They have treatments for that. Keratin and vitamin D kind of stuff I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2025 07:34 PM (17l0u)

8 Hello, Horde! 😊❤️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 09, 2025 07:34 PM (p1EPL)

9 On a positive note, to get us past the smell of burning hair, Trump has been busy

executive order: MAINTAINING ACCEPTABLE WATER PRESSURE IN SHOWERHEADS

Overregulation chokes the American economy and stifles personal freedom. A small but meaningful example is the Obama-Biden war on showers: Twice in the last 12 years, those administrations promulgated multi-thousand-word regulations defining the word “showerhead.” See Energy Conservation Program: Definition of Showerhead, 86 Fed. Reg. 71797 (December 20, 2021); Energy Conservation Program for Consumer Products and Certain Commercial and Industrial Equipment: Test Procedures for Showerheads, Faucets, Water Closets, Urinals, and Commercial Prerinse Spray Valves, 78 Fed. Reg. 62970 (October 23, 2013). To the extent any definition is necessary for this common piece of hardware, the Oxford English Dictionary defines “showerhead” in one short sentence.
Sec. 2. Ordering the Repeal of the 13,000-Word Regulation Defining “Showerhead”. I hereby direct the Secretary of Energy to publish in the Federal Register a notice rescinding Energy Conservation Program: Definition of Showerhead, 86 Fed. Reg. 7

https://tinyurl.com/4yfn7z4c

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 07:37 PM (D7oie)

10 Okay, so that the black cop lady that shot her partner?

Her name is Shenaqua.

That is not a joke.

Shenaqua.

The memes are real.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:37 PM (xc1uv)

11 Vmom.

Take pre natal vitamins.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2025 07:38 PM (iUXlD)

12 >>>Not really "out of control" per se, but you know they're fixin' to do some schemin' about some mischief.

Some reports of a black wolf have been seen around the neighborhood. I suppose it could be a bear, but both are equally likely around here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2025 07:38 PM (i24o9)

13 Collagen and gelatin strengthen nails

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2025 07:39 PM (cvWHI)

14 Hubby the dem is complaining that the market shot back up too quickly
Apparently this means Trump caved or something
I just give him the side eye

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 09, 2025 07:39 PM (OTdqV)

15 My nails got like that when I used gel nail polish. Took FOREVER for them to grow out in one piece again.

Only took 1 time with gel polish to damage them. And I normally have very strong nails.

But do mention it to your doctor - sometimes it can be an indication of a health issue 😊❤️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 09, 2025 07:39 PM (p1EPL)

16 I didn't know Caucasians could dance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2025 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

17 Hubby the dem is complaining that the market shot back up too quickly
Apparently this means Trump caved or something
I just give him the side eye
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

-

I saw something in real time today that I hadn't considered.

A lib neighbor pulled up in a new car. He stopped and we talked, and he told me he decided to go buy it before "that president's" tariffs took effect.

I hadn't considered it, but Trump could've figured out a way to get the economy absolutely rolling, and do it mostly with Democrat or Democrat-curious dollars.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:41 PM (xc1uv)

18 I see the roomba panzer modifications are ready to ship. Once deployed, they'll sweep the battlefield.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 07:42 PM (VNX3d)

19 >>>I've linked this before, but in case you missed it: Ex-terrrrr-minate.

I lolled when the one gets it. War is hell.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 09, 2025 07:42 PM (i24o9)

20 Take pre natal vitamins.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I will try that, thanks nurse

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 09, 2025 07:43 PM (OTdqV)

21 Smailholm Tower, on the England-Scotland border

The motte is still there. Someone made off with the bailey, though.

Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

22 I see the roomba panzer modifications are ready to ship. Once deployed, they'll sweep the battlefield.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 07:42 PM (VNX3d)

Unless there is stairs. If there are stairs you are protected.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 07:43 PM (D7oie)

23 I didn't know Caucasians could dance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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Once you take "tribal shimmying for sexual gratification or mating rituals" out of the mix, I'm betting Caucasians are pretty much at the top of everything. Again.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:44 PM (xc1uv)

24 OK now let's see the biker go UP the trail.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2025 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

25 I see the roomba panzer modifications are ready to ship. Once deployed, they'll sweep the battlefield.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 07:42 PM (VNX3d)

Unless there is stairs. If there are stairs you are protected.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 07:43 PM (D7oie)

There were stairs in the Maginot Line. Didn't work.

Posted by: France at April 09, 2025 07:45 PM (i24o9)

26 The House finally got off their asses for a change

@EricLDaugh 38m
🚨 BREAKING: HR 1526 passes the U.S. House to limit district court judges' authority to issue orders blocking presidential policies nationwide - reining in activist judges

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2025 07:47 PM (mlg/3)

27 This would have been the thread to include the de-extinct Dire Wolves.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 07:47 PM (8mepz)

28 ***Smailholm Tower, on the England-Scotland border
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That is so desolate, no wonder the Scots are the way they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 07:47 PM (x057s)

29 Prrrommel and Meowgomerie face off in the desert!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2025 07:47 PM (kpS4V)

30 There were stairs in the Maginot Line. Didn't work.
Posted by: France at April 09, 2025 07:45 PM (i24o9)

Panzers roll right over underground stairs.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 07:48 PM (gKDq2)

31 It looks like ULA's attempt to deliver Amazon's satellites will be delayed. I've seen three launch reschedules for bad weather conditions.

Too bad, Amazon, that you're delivery is delayed this time!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 07:48 PM (VNX3d)

32 Kitties in cardboard tanks never gets old.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 07:49 PM (h7ZuX)

33 Prrrommel and Meowgomerie face off in the desert!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2025 07:47 PM (kpS4V)

Nice one!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 07:49 PM (VNX3d)

34 The House finally got off their asses for a change

@EricLDaugh 38m
🚨 BREAKING: HR 1526 passes the U.S. House to limit district court judges' authority to issue orders blocking presidential policies nationwide - reining in activist judges
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I was going to say, "that's not congress's job", but since congress created the district courts, I guess it is to shut them down.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 07:49 PM (8mepz)

35 Those are obviously Tiger tanks.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

36 Cats und Panzer cracks me up
Posted by: Skip

I understood that reference.

Posted by: mikeski waves his Oarai High pennant at April 09, 2025 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

37
A lib neighbor pulled up in a new car. He stopped and we talked, and he told me he decided to go buy it before "that president's" tariffs took effect.

I hadn't considered it, but Trump could've figured out a way to get the economy absolutely rolling, and do it mostly with Democrat or Democrat-curious dollars.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:41 PM (xc1uv)

That is interesting - our neighbor ddid the exact same thing. I don't know for certain she's a liberal, but I can guess because she watches CNN all the time. An interesting 8-D chess move if that is what he intended all along.

Posted by: Moki at April 09, 2025 07:51 PM (wLjpr)

38 I hope this recreating Dire Wolves pans out

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 07:51 PM (ypFCm)

39 3 My nails are so thin and weak keep breaking and tearing ugh
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 09, 2025 07:31 PM (0JWOm)

I've been putting collagen in my coffee to help with tendonitis. Don't know if it's helping with that, but it sure did make my nails harder and quit splitting.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2025 07:52 PM (h7ZuX)

40 ***Smailholm Tower, on the England-Scotland border
---

That is so desolate, no wonder the Scots are the way they are.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 07:47 PM (x057s)
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I suspect if you knocked on the door, a rude Frenchman would answer, taunting you a second time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2025 07:52 PM (cweKM)

41 The pretty Golden Retriever dog cracks me up

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2025 07:53 PM (NtVYv)

42 "I hope this recreating Dire Wolves pans out
Posted by: Skip"

So does Big Penguin.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

43 Those are obviously Tiger tanks.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

They might have been Panthers. If they're modern enough, Leopards.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 07:54 PM (VNX3d)

44 This would have been the thread to include the de-extinct Dire Wolves.
Posted by: rickb223

Hybrid mules?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2025 07:54 PM (gqX4V)

45 >> I was going to say, "that's not congress's job", but since congress created the district courts, I guess it is to shut them down.

Per the Constitution, this is indeed Congress' job. The only federal court created by the Constitution is the Supreme Court. It sets the original jurisdiction to some very specific matters, and specifies appellate jurisdiction otherwise. It doesn't even mention any Justices, other than a Chief Justice.

All inferior courts, and their jurisdiction is entirely a matter of Congress by law to define and specify. All of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2025 07:55 PM (w6EFb)

46 Those are obviously Tiger tanks.
Posted by: fd

Pretty modern drive systems. Probably Leopards.

Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

47 31 It looks like ULA's attempt to deliver Amazon's satellites will be delayed. I've seen three launch reschedules for bad weather conditions.

Too bad, Amazon, that you're delivery is delayed this time!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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United Launch Alliance (ULA) is an American launch service provider formed in December 2006 as a joint venture between Lockheed Martin Space and Boeing Defense, Space & Security.
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Good example of Industrial, Defense, Corporate complex and it's cumbersome inability to get off its ass and supreme ability to suck up massive numbers of dollars.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 07:56 PM (x057s)

48 They might have been Panthers. If they're modern enough, Leopards.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Pretty modern drive systems. Probably Leopards.
Posted by: mikeski

As always, I apologize for the mental clutter in the Hordemind.

Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

49 >> To the extent any definition is necessary for this common piece of hardware, the Oxford English Dictionary defines “showerhead” in one short sentence.

OMG, so based!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 07:57 PM (zjmBc)

50 I was going to say, "that's not congress's job", but since congress created the district courts, I guess it is to shut them down.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 07:49 PM (8mepz)

"I gave you life. It is on me to take it away from you."

N. Gogol

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 07:57 PM (g47mK)

51 United Launch Alliance (ULA) is an American launch service provider formed in December 2006 as a joint venture between Lockheed Martin Space and Boeing Defense, Space & Security.
----

Good example of Industrial, Defense, Corporate complex and it's cumbersome inability to get off its ass and supreme ability to suck up massive numbers of dollars.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 07:56 PM (x057s)

Shackling two corpses together really boosts efficiency

Posted by: Oldcat at April 09, 2025 07:58 PM (n7h9X)

52 Trump and Musk must be insider trading! That's what's going on! Tank the DOW with tariffs, buy stock, then remove the tariffs! What a use power! So legal!!!!

Posted by: Sid at April 09, 2025 07:58 PM (H3cwr)

53 I bought a cheap Chinese trail cam today to beat the tariffs. Feeling pretty shrewd right now.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

54 Maybe there's some parallel universe where the Allies still win the war, but Rommel gives Monty a humiliating defeat, and Monty spends the rest of the war peeling potatoes

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2025 07:59 PM (qsclZ)

55 I canceled my trip to England when Nora Batty passed on.

Posted by: Ol' Softy at April 09, 2025 08:00 PM (G5+As)

56 How does the Urban Dictionary define "showerhead?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2025 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

57 Maybe there's some parallel universe where the Allies still win the war, but Rommel gives Monty a humiliating defeat, and Monty spends the rest of the war peeling potatoes
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2025 07:59 PM (qsclZ)

Rommel captures Bernard Montgomery. Film at 11!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:01 PM (VNX3d)

58 Maybe there's some parallel universe where the Allies still win the war, but Rommel gives Monty a humiliating defeat, and Monty spends the rest of the war peeling potatoes
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2025 07:59 PM (qsclZ)
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That has to have happened at least once, in some dimension, while playing "Campaign for North Africa".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2025 08:02 PM (kpS4V)

59 53 I bought a cheap Chinese trail cam today to beat the tariffs. Feeling pretty shrewd right now.
Posted by: fd

There are now cheap Chinese trails around here, as far as I know.

Posted by: Depressed Area at April 09, 2025 08:03 PM (G5+As)

60 Toonces, the driving cat
the cat who can drive a room... bah
(I got nothing)

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

61 I bought a cheap Chinese trail cam today to beat the tariffs. Feeling pretty shrewd right now.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2025 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

I decided to beat the tariffs and get some roast pork egg foo yung from the local take-out place for lunch.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 08:05 PM (gKDq2)

62 54 Maybe there's some parallel universe where the Allies still win the war, but Rommel gives Monty a humiliating defeat, and Monty spends the rest of the war peeling potatoes
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Part 2, Patton and Eisenhower don't have to deal with Montgomery's pettifoggery and proceed to subdue Russia.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:06 PM (x057s)

63 Mrs. E just got a text from some unknown listing all of the REAL TexasGrass Roots Conservative values/agendas and, get this, defending Dade Phelan, rino Texas speaker.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2025 08:06 PM (LHPAg)

64 "I gave you life. It is on me to take it away from you."

N. Gogol
Posted by: runner

Pfffft. My mom. Repeatedly.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:07 PM (8mepz)

65 Posted by: Sid at April 09, 2025 07:58 PM (H3cwr)

Sorry about your bad day on the market.
PS git gud fag

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 08:07 PM (gKWVE)

66 Monty " I neither drink or smoke and I am 100% fit"

Winston " I drink and smoke and am 200% fit"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:07 PM (5JBMH)

67 This would have been the thread to include the de-extinct Dire Wolves.
Posted by: rickb223

Hybrid mules?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

10,000 yr old dire wolf dna spliced with grey wolf dna.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:08 PM (8mepz)

68 So wife and I decide the next person comes to the door being fed to the Dire Wolf pups out back.

I hope it is not a girl scout.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

69 Maybe there's some parallel universe where the Allies still win the war, but Rommel gives Monty a humiliating defeat, and Monty spends the rest of the war peeling potatoes
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Part 2, Patton and Eisenhower don't have to deal with Montgomery's pettifoggery and proceed to subdue Russia.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:06 PM (x057s)

Operation Market Garden wouldn't have happened, and the invasion of Sicily would have been planned differently.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:09 PM (VNX3d)

70 63 Mrs. E just got a text from some unknown listing all of the REAL TexasGrass Roots Conservative values/agendas and, get this, defending Dade Phelan, rino Texas speaker.
Posted by: Eromero
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They picked the wrong zip code.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:09 PM (x057s)

71 Dade Phelan does not believe in lowering taxes, defending the unborn or our borders, school choice, or any of what America voter for.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2025 08:09 PM (LHPAg)

72 10,000 yr old dire wolf dna spliced with grey wolf dna.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:08 PM (8mepz)

Our 2 have yet to eat a mailperson.

I think it is the mailpersons fault.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:10 PM (gbOdA)

73 Trump and Musk must be insider trading! That's what's going on! Tank the DOW with tariffs, buy stock, then remove the tariffs! What a use power! So legal!!!!
Posted by: Sid

Easier to just get elected to congress and insider trade stocks.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:10 PM (8mepz)

74 Whoa.

A day by day POV of the China-US trade conflict, with a focus on the impact the tariffs have had on the Chinese logistical chain. Must watch.

YT "China Observer" channel

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/ymbppunk

"Foreign Trade Orders Turn to Waste Overnight, Shipments Cancelled, Ports Piled With Empty Containers"

"

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2025 08:11 PM (rj6Yv)

75 63 Mrs. E just got a text from some unknown listing all of the REAL TexasGrass Roots Conservative values/agendas and, get this, defending Dade Phelan, rino Texas speaker.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2025 08:06 PM (LHPAg)

They need booze money.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (gbOdA)

76 So wife and I decide the next person comes to the door being fed to the Dire Wolf pups out back.

I hope it is not a girl scout.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Eh, the underperforming ones get made into cookies, anyway.

Posted by: soylent green uniforms at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

77 Phelan needs to go back to the corner and put his dunce cap back on.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (5JBMH)

78 71 Dade Phelan does not believe in lowering taxes, defending the unborn or our borders, school choice, or any of what America voter for.
Posted by: Eromero
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He loves the Colonias of Liberty County.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (x057s)

79 10,000 yr old dire wolf dna spliced with grey wolf dna.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:08 PM (8mepz)

Our 2 have yet to eat a mailperson.

I think it is the mailpersons fault.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Smart puppers. I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (8mepz)

80 Again, why would Musk. He's not you, libs. I do not think he sees money as anything more than a means to an end. And he already has more than... what is the phrase rich as creas...something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (8HNt+)

81 My nails are so thin and weak keep breaking and tearing ugh
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Mine are thin too but I've been getting dip manicures and haven't had a break or tear since.

Posted by: Tuna at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (lJ0H4)

82 Just getting around to reading earlier threads - some people seem worried about rare earth minerals.

Here's a collection of articles from cowboystatedaily.com that should buoy their spirits. We're working on it.

https://tinyurl.com/2v4sxans

Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2025 08:13 PM (WeJ8p)

83 Phelan isn't the Speaker. Texas elected a completely different cuck to float Dem bills in their Lej. Name of Burrows, which is what he does with his head in a sandpit when his constituents ask him to do his job.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 08:13 PM (gKWVE)

84 Mrs. E just got a text from some unknown listing all of the REAL TexasGrass Roots Conservative values/agendas and, get this, defending Dade Phelan, rino Texas speaker.
Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2025 08:06 PM (LHPAg)

They need booze money.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (gbOdA)

Defense fund for their illegal maids and gardeners.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:13 PM (VNX3d)

85 If you are in an elevator with Dade and Cornyn and have only 1 bullet in you gun?

Shoot Dade and Cornyn will piss himself to death.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:13 PM (gbOdA)

86 Parental Cafe

I don't see any beating, screaming, gaslighting, denigration, manipulation or emotional terrorism. Weak sauce.

Posted by: Not like REAL parents! at April 09, 2025 08:13 PM (TbWk/)

87 I didn't think we'd get dire wolves before we get the last Game of Thrones book.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 09, 2025 08:14 PM (47zp3)

88 Eh, the underperforming ones get made into cookies, anyway.
Posted by: soylent green uniforms at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

Soylent Green Beret is people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:14 PM (gbOdA)

89 "Foreign Trade Orders Turn to Waste Overnight, Shipments Cancelled, Ports Piled With Empty Containers"

"
Posted by: mrp
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Wait until we start charging them for Indian Ocean protection.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:14 PM (x057s)

90 Maybe there's some parallel universe where the Allies still win the war, but Rommel gives Monty a humiliating defeat, and Monty spends the rest of the war peeling potatoes
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2025 07:59 PM (qsclZ)
---/

That has to have happened at least once, in some dimension, while playing "Campaign for North Africa".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2025 08:02 PM (kpS4V)
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Is there an alternate dimension where anyone has *finished* a game of Campaign for North Africa?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 09, 2025 08:14 PM (6K6Eu)

91 Smart puppers. I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:12 PM (8mepz)

I love childrens porn jokes

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:15 PM (gbOdA)

92 I am on board the Paxton train. Will willingly help any way I can.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:19 PM (5JBMH)

93 I'm not giving the fake dire wolves much attention.

Let me know when they create the quarter-mile long crocodile.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:19 PM (VNX3d)

94 >>"Foreign Trade Orders Turn to Waste Overnight, Shipments Cancelled, Ports Piled With Empty Containers"

But Trump folded.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:19 PM (LkLld)

95 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:20 PM (77rzZ)

96 Eromero, you home?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:20 PM (5JBMH)

97 Okay, so that the black cop lady that shot her partner?

Her name is Shenaqua.

That is not a joke.

Shenaqua.

The memes are real.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 09, 2025 07:37 PM (xc1uv)

They investigated themselves on site and found no evidence of wrongdoing.

Posted by: Now imagine YOU did that to a cop at April 09, 2025 08:21 PM (TbWk/)

98
Fluffy...

you magnificent bastard I READ YOUR BOOK

Posted by: Savage Henry at April 09, 2025 08:23 PM (AOsQT)

99 When I was in college, there was a drink called a “Dirty Girl Scout.” Someone asked “What’s in a Dirty Girl Scout?” I replied, “A dirty Boy Scout.”

Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

100 I had a ridgeback dog

My guess is Dire Wolf would be less destructive.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:23 PM (gbOdA)

101 I wonder which will launch first: Amazon's StarLink competitor, or tonight's ONT.

the Amazon/Atlas launch is now scheduled for 8:59 pm edt, just before the close of today's launch window.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:24 PM (VNX3d)

102 100 I saw a Rhodesian ridgeback once in Virginia Beach. Impressive animal.

Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

103 I wonder which will launch first: Amazon's StarLink competitor, or tonight's ONT.

the Amazon/Atlas launch is now scheduled for 8:59 pm edt, just before the close of today's launch window.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Should have used SpaceX.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:27 PM (8mepz)

104 94 >>"Foreign Trade Orders Turn to Waste Overnight, Shipments Cancelled, Ports Piled With Empty Containers"

But Trump folded.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:19 PM (LkLld)

And... Trump stopped a lot of the new Tariffs for 90 days to negotiate new trade agreements...

So... looks like all those cancelled contracts? Yeah... dumb.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2025 08:27 PM (QAkQ3)

105 102 100 I saw a Rhodesian ridgeback once in Virginia Beach. Impressive animal.
Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

Imagine 2 mexicans with a ditch witch in your backyard shooting mescal

It is worse

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:27 PM (gbOdA)

106 There’s a good number of towers like that on the English/Scottish border. They weren’t meant to be comfortable places to live, they were built as fortresses and guardhouses for land that was perpetually at war. Generally placed so as to command a strategic crossing or thoroughfare.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2025 08:27 PM (ngbZu)

107 I'm not giving the fake dire wolves much attention.

Let me know when they create the quarter-mile long crocodile.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:19 PM (VNX3d)

I've been saying for a few years now we need more megalodons around. Make Lloyd's of London really earrn their money.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 08:28 PM (gKDq2)

108 We're real and unspectacular. Woof.

Posted by: Dire Wolves at April 09, 2025 08:28 PM (mH6SG)

109 Argh!

A field mouse has made its way into my condo.

The little bastage is in my laundry room, currently bated with some peanut butter.

Wednesday, amirite? 🐁

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 08:30 PM (Wnv9h)

110 We're real and unspectacular. Woof.
Posted by: Dire Wolves at April 09, 2025 08:28 PM (mH6SG)

Yeah yeah yeah. That's what the muzzies say . . . until they get a foothold.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 08:30 PM (gKDq2)

111 In North American we have 2 mammals over 100kg left.
People
Bison
Who killed off who?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:30 PM (gbOdA)

112 I wonder which will launch first: Amazon's StarLink competitor, or tonight's ONT.

the Amazon/Atlas launch is now scheduled for 8:59 pm edt, just before the close of today's launch window.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Should have used SpaceX.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:27 PM (8mepz)

I can't see Bezos going that far. Roscosmos or the Indian space agency, perhaps, but I would have guessed that they'd use Chinese rockets.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:31 PM (VNX3d)

113 A field mouse has made its way into my condo.

==

you can shoot it !

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:31 PM (g47mK)

114 RMBS, did you put the peanut butter on a sticky trap?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:32 PM (5JBMH)

115 In North American we have 2 mammals over 100kg left.
People
Bison
Who killed off who?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:30 PM (gbOdA)

Grizzly/Kodiak/Brown Bears

Elk

Walruses/elephant seals

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2025 08:33 PM (rj6Yv)

116 In North American we have 2 mammals over 100kg left.
People
Bison
Who killed off who?
Posted by: rhennigantx

What? Moose aren't mammals anymore?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2025 08:34 PM (mlg/3)

117 There is only 2 mega fauna in Western Hemi.
People and Bison.
Big rats in South America.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:34 PM (gbOdA)

118 RMBS, did you put the peanut butter on a sticky trap?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:32 PM

I don't have a sticky trap, unfortunately. It's in a large container on its side. I hope to lure it in and escort its furry little ass back outside. Or at least catch it in the open and make like Little Bunny Foo Foo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 08:35 PM (Wnv9h)

119 Foldarama

>>@Rightanglenews
·
>>14m
BREAKING - China has just announced that they are willing to come to the table to negotiate after President Trump levied 125% tariffs at them earlier today.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:35 PM (LkLld)

120 Grizzly/Kodiak/Brown Bears

Elk

Walruses/elephant seals
Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2025 08:33 PM (rj6Yv)

Sorry good points.

But none are domesticated.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (gbOdA)

121 Have a boar roaming through my pasture that weighs more than 100kg.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (5JBMH)

122 In North American we have 2 mammals over 100kg left.
People
Bison
Who killed off who?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:30 PM (gbOdA)

Grizzly/Kodiak/Brown Bears

Elk

Walruses/elephant seals
Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2025 08:33 PM (rj6Yv)

Polar Bears, Moose, cow, pig, boars, camels

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (VNX3d)

123 so sorry

I was thinking of tamed

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:37 PM (gbOdA)

124 you can shoot it !
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:31 PM

Yeah...no airguns in the house, and what I do have would probably frighten the neighbors and cost me my security deposit. 😄

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 08:37 PM (Wnv9h)

125 In North American we have 2 mammals over 100kg left.
People
Bison
Who killed off who?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:30 PM (gbOdA)

Grizzly/Kodiak/Brown Bears

Elk

Walruses/elephant seals
Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2025 08:33 PM (rj6Yv)

Polar Bears, Moose, cow, pig, boars, camels
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (VNX3d)

Whales.

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:37 PM (g47mK)

126 Polar Bears, Moose, cow, pig, boars, camels
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (VNX3d)

I was thinking wild

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:37 PM (gbOdA)

127 Polar Bears, Moose, cow, pig, boars, camels
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (VNX3d)

I was thinking wild
so bears yes

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (gbOdA)

128 Polar Bears, Moose, cow, pig, boars, camels
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (VNX3d)

I was thinking wild
so bears yes

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (gbOdA)

129 I was thinking of tamed
Posted by: rhennigantx

Reindeer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (mlg/3)

130 BREAKING - China has just announced that they are willing to come to the table to negotiate after President Trump levied 125% tariffs at them earlier today.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:35 PM (LkLld)

Two trading days to go this week. Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets.

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (rj6Yv)

131 But none are domesticated.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:36 PM (gbOdA)

Are humans domesticated?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (l3YAf)

132 116 What? Moose aren’t mammals anymore?

Nope. Bird out front should’ve told ya.

Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:39 PM (77rzZ)

133 Mooses.

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:40 PM (g47mK)

134 Cougars.

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2025 08:41 PM (g47mK)

135 83 Phelan isn't the Speaker. Texas elected a completely different cuck to float Dem bills in their Lej. Name of Burrows, which is what he does with his head in a sandpit when his constituents ask him to do his job.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 08:13 PM (gKWVE
Per wiky-liar as of today Phelan is Texas house speaker. But I just spent 3 weeks in the hospital and may have a blank spot or two.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2025 08:41 PM (LHPAg)

136 Are humans domesticated?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (l3YAf)

Ask any husband about their 'honey do' list.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 08:41 PM (gKDq2)

137 Lenas, Rosies, Stacys...

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2025 08:41 PM (i0F8b)

138 131 Are humans domesticated?

The British royal family has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

139 Are humans domesticated?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM

Have you *been* on YouTube?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2025 08:42 PM (Wnv9h)

140

It's so awesome here in Wyoming to look out the window and see a moose walking down the sidewalk.

It's cool, but stay away from them.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 08:42 PM (3ek7K)

141 BREAKING - China has just announced that they are willing to come to the table to negotiate after President Trump levied 125% tariffs at them earlier today.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:35 PM (LkLld)

------------

Winnie the Pooh was already missing that hunny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 09, 2025 08:43 PM (dDmld)

142 131 Are humans domesticated?

The British royal family has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
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My cats have entered the chat...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2025 08:43 PM (cweKM)

143 92 I am on board the Paxton train. Will willingly help any way I can.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2025 08:19 PM (5JBMH
Me too. Yeah, I’m home.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2025 08:43 PM (LHPAg)

144 ULA scrubbed their launch today.

Today's ONT is the winner!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 08:43 PM (VNX3d)

145 Launch is scrubbed.

Posted by: Ciampino - engineers are dragging their feet at April 09, 2025 08:44 PM (sPQoU)

146 Are humans domesticated?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Ask a hood rat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2025 08:45 PM (8mepz)

147 @EricLDaugh 38m
🚨 BREAKING: HR 1526 passes the U.S. House to limit district court judges' authority to issue orders blocking presidential policies nationwide - reining in activist judges
Posted by: weft cut-loop

If/when it fails in the Senate that would taken to mean individual district courts judges have always had the authority to issues nationwide injunctions against the President, basically an individual authority exceeding the whole of SCROTUS, though it can be appealed to SCROTUS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2025 08:46 PM (/lPRQ)

148 There are farm-raised elk in the US. You can find parts of them in the meat section of your local supermarket.

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2025 08:47 PM (rj6Yv)

149 In North American we have 2 mammals over 100kg left.
People
Bison
Who killed off who?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:30 PM (gbOdA)

How much does a moose weigh? Or an elk?

(what noise does an elk make falling down a fire-escape? "wapati-wapiti-wapiti!")

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:48 PM (D7oie)

150 If/when it fails in the Senate that would taken to mean individual district courts judges have always had the authority to issues nationwide injunctions against the President, basically an individual authority exceeding the whole of SCROTUS, though it can be appealed to SCROTUS.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2025 08:46 PM (/lPRQ)

Have you been skipping ahead in the script?

Posted by: GOPe Failure Theater Director at April 09, 2025 08:49 PM (l3YAf)

151 We're real and unspectacular. Woof.
Posted by: Dire Wolves at April 09, 2025 08:28 PM (mH6SG)

aaaw, they are cute little puppies!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:49 PM (D7oie)

152 If/when it fails in the Senate that would taken to mean individual district courts judges have always had the authority to issues nationwide injunctions against the President, basically an individual authority exceeding the whole of SCROTUS, though it can be appealed to SCROTUS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

====

You asked for miracles, Theo. I give you the GOP.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2025 08:50 PM (qsclZ)

153 I must be on an alternate timeline b/c in my dimension, Dade Phelan lost his Speakership in January 14. He's still representing his donors I mean, constituents in TX-21.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 08:50 PM (gKWVE)

154 There is only 2 mega fauna in Western Hemi.
People and Bison.
Big rats in South America.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:34 PM (gbOdA)

And what is a tapir?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:50 PM (D7oie)

155 (what noise does an elk make falling down a fire-escape? "wapati-wapiti-wapiti!")
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:48 PM (D7oie)

Neighborhood next to me growing up had a Wapiti St.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 08:51 PM (gKDq2)

156 BREAKING - China has just announced that they are willing to come to the table to negotiate after President Trump levied 125% tariffs at them earlier today.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:35 PM (LkLld)

SEE? TRUMP FLINCHED!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:51 PM (D7oie)

157 Vnon re splitting fingernails:
I third the motion for collagen. I use the brand Great Lakes, which I get from Amazon.

There's also a product Hard as Hoof, which is the cream horse people use on horses' hooves to keep them from splitting. Some clever person (probably Ben Had) had the thought of marketing it in small jars for humans! Also from Amazon.

Posted by: Wenda at April 09, 2025 08:51 PM (u9s3C)

158 Apr 7th and Apr 8th, 2025...

I survived the Trump recession!

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 08:52 PM (4XbCD)

159 103 I wonder which will launch first: Amazon's StarLink competitor, or tonight's ONT.

the Amazon/Atlas launch is now scheduled for 8:59 pm edt, just before the close of today's launch window.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
-------

Why doesn't Bezos use his own space ship?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:52 PM (x057s)

160 And what is a tapir?

Ooh, I know this one... $20, same as in town!

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 08:52 PM (4XbCD)

161 136 Are humans domesticated?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 08:38 PM (l3YAf)

Ask any husband about their 'honey do' list.
Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 08:41 PM (gKDq2)

Domesticated, emasculated, same same.

Posted by: Do you (your name) give away your balls til death? at April 09, 2025 08:54 PM (TbWk/)

162 BREAKING - China has just announced that they are willing to come to the table to negotiate after President Trump levied 125% tariffs at them earlier today.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 08:35 PM (LkLld)
-------
Doesn't matter... we heard the tape... he said pussy

Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2025 08:54 PM (t+VLa)

163 There is only 2 mega fauna in Western Hemi.
People and Bison.
Big rats in South America.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2025 08:34 PM (gbOdA)

And what is a tapir?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:50 PM (D7oie)

It's a physical characteristic of an object reducing in width to a point or near-point, usually in a gradual fashion.

Posted by: But that's not important right now at April 09, 2025 08:55 PM (TbWk/)

164 Apr 7th and Apr 8th, 2025...

I survived the Trump recession!
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 08:52 PM (4XbCD)

Well, from standard metrics the market is over-valued. It might be mostly OK if we get a lot of the fraud out of the government and the government out of our pockets

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:56 PM (D7oie)

165 The General @GeneralMCNews is reporting HR 1526 too.
Begone Boasberg, you have no power here.

Posted by: #winning at April 09, 2025 08:56 PM (gKWVE)

166 PS. Don Bacon from NE voted against 1526.

Posted by: #winning at April 09, 2025 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

167

Harley Davison CEO "retires"

lol

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 09, 2025 08:57 PM (et1vG)

168 Why doesn't Bezos use his own space ship?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:52 PM (x057s)

because it is shaped like a dildo and doesn't go that high.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:57 PM (D7oie)

169

Jochen. Of course.

"The five-year strategy involved prioritizing high-margin products, exiting international markets with low sales volume and modernizing the brand’s appeal.

“Jochen has done a nice job of shrinking Harley’s global footprint and refocusing the company on its core Touring bikes and large Cruisers,” said Raymond James analyst Joe Altobello.

“Unfortunately, the industry has been challenged by several factors, including higher interest rates; at the same time, consumers appear to prefer smaller and more affordable bikes, which is not Harley’s strength.”

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 09, 2025 08:58 PM (et1vG)

170 Harley Davison CEO "retires"

lol
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 09, 2025 08:57 PM (et1vG)

Is this the one that OK'd electric Harleys, or the one that decided that the most popular road bike should have no user-serviceable parts?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:59 PM (D7oie)

171
Bezos is wrapped up in planning his wedding to the huge boobed woman who will eventually take him for all he's worth.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 09:00 PM (3ek7K)

172
Jap stocks +8%

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:00 PM (A1wUB)

173 HR 1526 passes the U.S. House to limit district court judges' authority to issue orders blocking presidential policies nationwide - reining in activist judges
Posted by: weft cut-loop

If/when it fails in the Senate that would taken to mean individual district courts judges have always had the authority to issues nationwide injunctions against the President, basically an individual authority exceeding the whole of SCROTUS, though it can be appealed to SCROTUS.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
--

DemiCrats will like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:02 PM (x057s)

174 The General @GeneralMCNews is reporting HR 1526 too
-

Hey Democrats, never forget that it would've just been a $5b partial wall and a full second term fighting an opposition Congress that hated him after an honest 2020 election.

But, no, you chose this instead.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 09, 2025 09:02 PM (pBOj9)

175 Vnon re splitting fingernails:
I third the motion for collagen. I use the brand Great Lakes, which I get from Amazon.

There's also a product Hard as Hoof, which is the cream horse people use on horses' hooves to keep them from splitting. Some clever person (probably Ben Had) had the thought of marketing it in small jars for humans! Also from Amazon.
Posted by: Wenda

Wait until you get a load of Bag Balm.

No puns intended...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2025 09:04 PM (/lPRQ)

176 I think the direwolves are kind of cute. My first thought was 'Awww, who's a big, fluffy , bone crushing predator?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 09:05 PM (8HNt+)

177 Finally a video that I can say my cat does. My brother kitteh head butts me like a ram when he wants me to pet him or pay attention to him.

Usually after watching these vids I tell my kittehs they have to up their game.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2025 09:06 PM (VofaG)

178 I'm watching Stanley Kubrick's "The Killing" (1956) starring Sterling Hayden. It's about a brilliant and complicated race track heist; their perfect plan starts unraveling, as perfect plans are wont to do.

Best part is all the great character actors and their beefy mugs. Filmed at a real race track to lend seedy authenticity.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2025 09:07 PM (kpS4V)

179 >>>Unfortunately, the industry has been challenged by several factors, including higher interest rates; at the same time, consumers appear to prefer smaller and more affordable bikes, which is not Harley’s strength.”
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller
---

Triumph

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:08 PM (x057s)

180 I will say this, the dwolves look to be built different. They seem to carry more weight in their midsection. That could be due to living in the lap of luxury as opposed to normal wolves though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 09:09 PM (8HNt+)

181 >>>Best part is all the great character actors and their beefy mugs. Filmed at a real race track to lend seedy authenticity.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
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Hayden always played a POS well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:09 PM (x057s)

182 My sister is Foster three baby floofs. One is a mini me of head butt kitteh

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 09, 2025 09:10 PM (Fr/I4)

183 >>>Unfortunately, the industry has been challenged by several factors, including higher interest rates; at the same time, consumers appear to prefer smaller and more affordable bikes, which is not Harley’s strength.”
-

Not to mention what is likely about to come to light in regards to how much of those American made bikes are made in China.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 09, 2025 09:10 PM (pBOj9)

184
Well, brace yourselves, Democrats have decided to go all-in on a new Hoax: insider trading!

Democrats are claiming, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that PDT manipulated the stock market and made his staff richer. Why, he even tweeted a message to "BUY!" his own stock this morning. Schiff wants to know what the White House staff knew and when did they know it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:11 PM (A1wUB)

185 Didn't Harley go for a electric bike?

(Which misses a big point of motorcycles people- the sound and vibration.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 09:11 PM (8HNt+)

186
I cued it up --

Here's a racist Democrat imbecile today saying something very stupid:

https://is.gd/dC6uDo

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:12 PM (A1wUB)

187
Schiff is a piece of shit.

Can we deport him?

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 09:12 PM (3ek7K)

188 Jap stocks +8%

This is so funny. Remember when any tariffs were the end of the world? And when retaliatory tariffs were really, really the end of the world? 10% tariffs are now seen as great news. Not sure how many days that took Trump, but he played them like a fiddle.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 09:13 PM (9O5em)

189 Well would you look at that.

2018

"Harley said Monday it's moving the production of motorcycles destined for Europe to factories in Thailand, India and Brazil in response to the European Union slapping a 31 percent tariff on motorcycles made in the U.S."

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 09, 2025 09:14 PM (pBOj9)

190 Schiff wants to know what the White House staff knew and when did they know it.

You mean the young Haitian boy you were photographed with? They've known for a few years...

Posted by: DOJ at April 09, 2025 09:15 PM (L3CGb)

191 The mean weight of a 4.5 year old Kaibab mule buck was over 82 kg , FIELD DRESSED (heart, lungs, stomach and intestines removed).
http://localhost:3000/s/5hwgWLB
There's got to a significant number of over 220# mulie's roaming around out there.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 09, 2025 09:15 PM (KCiB8)

192 Can we deport him?
Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 09:12 PM (3ek7K)
-------

I'll chip in

Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2025 09:15 PM (t+VLa)

193 Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 09:13 PM (9O5em)

Don't you know Trump cucked himself?! He's doomed himself! He's doomed us all!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 09:16 PM (8HNt+)

194
Democrat fuckstick today: Republicans are "going to screw America by passing the biggest tax cut in history!"

That's a real quote. He knew he fucked up and finished his unhinged rant with: "WTF!....Who's In Charge!?" (also real quote)

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:16 PM (A1wUB)

195 Why doesn't Bezos use his own space ship?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 08:52 PM (x057s)

because it is shaped like a dildo and doesn't go that high.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 08:57 PM (D7oie)

They have one (1) successful launch to orbit with their second design, about 3 months ago. They're not ready.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 09:16 PM (VNX3d)

196
DOJ,

Too funny. I was going to mention that picture. I wonder if the picture is still on the internet. Probably not.

Posted by: four seasons at April 09, 2025 09:17 PM (3ek7K)

197 How do you cuck yourself, btw. If you are doing it ... then you are doing it. Iykwim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 09:17 PM (8HNt+)

198 "Harley said Monday it's moving the production of motorcycles destined for Europe to factories in Thailand, India and Brazil in response to the European Union slapping a 31 percent tariff on motorcycles made in the U.S."
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men

What does an Indian Harley sound like?

/I think that joke dates back to early 2000's

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2025 09:17 PM (/lPRQ)

199 ZH has an article on how much it costs to retire at 40. House (not home) cost is measure by the sq. meter. Anyone ever bought a house measured by the sq. meter?
F'ng Communists they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:17 PM (x057s)

200 Thinking about going out for a little run. What do you think? Paring Knife? Meat Cleaver? Bushcraft? Tactical?

It's a track thing.

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2025 09:18 PM (dIske)

201 So when something faggy like electric bikes is combined with something antifaggy like a traditional Harley-Davidson, is there an explosion? Collapse into a singularity?

Posted by: Fagginess-antifagginess propulsion? at April 09, 2025 09:18 PM (TbWk/)

202
This is so funny. Remember when any tariffs were the end of the world?
Posted by: t-bird

Ahh, do I remember 12 hours ago? Sure do!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:18 PM (A1wUB)

203 197 How do you cuck yourself, btw.

if you like pina coladas . . .

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 09:19 PM (gKWVE)

204 They're not ready.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 09:16 PM (VNX3d)

Musk set a pace of testing that the other companies do not seem able/want to match. I dunno. He iterates and moves on. They seem to stumble and stop.

Risk is part of the game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 09:19 PM (8HNt+)

205 if you like pina coladas . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 09:19 PM (gKWVE)

If I was home, I'd link the song that just started in my head out of spite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 09, 2025 09:20 PM (8HNt+)

206 191 The mean weight of a 4.5 year old Kaibab mule buck was over 82 kg , FIELD DRESSED (heart, lungs, stomach and intestines removed).
http://localhost:3000/s/5hwgWLB
There's got to a significant number of over 220# mulie's roaming around out there.
Posted by: buddhaha
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Horses
Cows
Burrows
Pigs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:21 PM (x057s)

207 Mules

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:22 PM (x057s)

208
Why would fake news cnn bring on fake "national security expert" john bolton to talk about tariffs??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:23 PM (A1wUB)

209 He'll watch a ship blow up and smile.
Learn more when the blow up than when they don't. Let's go boys.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:23 PM (x057s)

210 Hahaha

I'm reinstalling windows on a system and opened Edge to do the only thing everyone uses it for and downloaded Brave.

Edge is giving me a warning:

"bravebrowsersetup.exe could harm your device. Do you want to keep it anyway?"

Brave should incorporate that as an advertisement. It's hard to imagine a stronger endorsement.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 09, 2025 09:25 PM (pBOj9)

211 Were there ever carnivorous plants that were very large, large enough to capture humans?

That might make hiking and camping a lot more interesting. Apparently Chitin, the stuff that insects are comprised, is insufficiently strong to allow for large insects. Pity.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 09:25 PM (r+qgd)

212 I missed this from earlier:

@TheBabylonBee 4h
Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2025 09:26 PM (mlg/3)

213
I, like 99.999% of the World, did not know this because no one reads Truth Social, but apparently President Trump, at 6:37am this morning, posted:

"This is a great time to BUY!!! DJT"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:26 PM (A1wUB)

214 Well, brace yourselves, Democrats have decided to go all-in on a new Hoax: insider trading!

Democrats are claiming, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that PDT manipulated the stock market and made his staff richer. Why, he even tweeted a message to "BUY!" his own stock this morning. Schiff wants to know what the White House staff knew and when did they know it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:11 PM (A1wUB)
____________________________

I'm wondering if a bunch of democrats took a bath by selling low the other day. THAT would be hilarious.

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2025 09:27 PM (dIske)

215 Why would fake news cnn bring on fake "national security expert" john bolton to talk about tariffs??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:23 PM (A1wUB)

He has a superb mustache, and he talks fancy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 09:27 PM (VNX3d)

216 Trump signed a presidential memo earlier today stripping Miles Taylor's security clearances, if he has any, and ordered the Justice Department to investigate him for any crimes that may have been committed during Trump's first term.

If you don't recall the name, Miles Taylor was a senior adviser to John Kelly during his stint as Homeland Security Secretary, and eventually became chief of staff at the agency.

You'll probably remember him better as the "senior government official" who wrote an op-ed for the NY Times in 2018 entitled I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration under the name "Anonymous".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 09, 2025 09:27 PM (6ydKt)

217 Sterling Hayden was an interesting guy. An actor who hated acting. Just did it to finance his sailing hobby.

Posted by: Bulg at April 09, 2025 09:28 PM (77rzZ)

218 I'm wondering if a bunch of democrats took a bath by selling low the other day. THAT would be hilarious.
Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2025 09:27 PM (dIske)

Rep Horsford sounded like he bet the farm on a short and just about swallowed his tongue. Members of Congress should not be shouting about insider trading

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 09:30 PM (D7oie)

219 Once we had newspapers and a world of information. Then the more affluent moved to radio information. Then we all had radio. Then the more affluent had TV news then we all had TV news. Then the more affluent had cable news and, oh my gosh, 24 hr CNN information. The affluent had a world of information at hand. Now we all have cable and it's 24 hours of garbage.
What's next?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:30 PM (x057s)

220 Took me awhile to find this.
http://localhost:3000/s/8th2ppM
If you think the women floating around is "creepy", get a load of the guys (with shoulder pads worthy of an NFL defensive tackle)....

Posted by: buddhaha at April 09, 2025 09:30 PM (KCiB8)

221 Just earlier this morning, they let me know I was gone.

Posted by: Miles Taylor at April 09, 2025 09:31 PM (mH6SG)

222 Harley said Monday it's moving the production of motorcycles destined for Europe to factories in Thailand, India and Brazil in response to the European Union slapping a 31 percent tariff on motorcycles made in the U.S."
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men

Should have never bailed them out with government loans,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2025 09:31 PM (VofaG)

223
lol, piss matthews today says we need canada for lumber!
Then sarcastically asks, "What, are we gonna make more wood?"

Um, yeah, shithead, just so happens wood literally grows on trees. So, yeah, dunce, we can "make more wood." Idiot.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:32 PM (A1wUB)

224 William P. Blatty won $10,000 on You Bet Your Life and never held a job after that. He was a Psychological Warfare Specialist in the Air Force prior to that. He later penned The Exorcist

Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 09:32 PM (0gZLS)

225 A Dem congressman from California started yelling during a hearing today that RFK is an unhinged vaccine denier who caused the measles epidemic to start in a foreign country and then it came here. These people are insane. MTG yelled back that this guy was a liar and then the hearing devolved into yelling matches.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 09, 2025 09:33 PM (JUuyZ)

226 >>What's next?

You're soaking in it. And we all have it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2025 09:33 PM (LkLld)

227 Harley said Monday it's moving the production of motorcycles destined for Europe to factories in Thailand, India and Brazil in response to the European Union slapping a 31 percent tariff on motorcycles made in the U.S."
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men

Should have never bailed them out with government loans,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2025 09:31 PM (VofaG)

Where's it going to build them for Canada, since they added a tariff on US-built motorcycles?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 09:33 PM (VNX3d)

228
"This is a great time to BUY!!! DJT"

Democrats are saying this was code to MAGA to buy stocks, today. Really.

That's the new Hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:34 PM (A1wUB)

229 Milton Friedman, one of the greatest minds of the 20th century,

tried to show Pres. Reagan the way in the 80's as far as establishing limited Govt. and free markets but Reagan failed in his attempts because he went up against the total of the DC Bureaucracy. Fast forward to today where Elon and Pres. Trump are once again trying to channel the Friedman Doctrine on limited Govt.

I am hoping for a better outcome this time around.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 09, 2025 09:34 PM (25kuG)

230 "This is a great time to BUY!!! DJT"
----

Democrats are saying this was code to MAGA to buy stocks, today. Really.

That's the new Hoax.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:34 PM (A1wUB)

Trump is moving so fast, 24/7, these people do not know what to do. You can see them sputtering about the last outrage while Trump has already creating a dozen more. And I think he enjoys their outrage, drinks their salty tears.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 09:37 PM (gKDq2)

231
Democrats are claiming, Without Evidence, that "seniors" panicked and sold off their portfolios and didn't buy back in today -- therefore PDT has caused "seniors" to lose their retirement savings.

This is the Democrats' "case" against PDT.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:37 PM (A1wUB)

232 If you need a gun, you could try this:

https://youtu.be/JIpu6vSTWrQ

Not sure if this was a blank.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 09:38 PM (VNX3d)

233 Posted by: Nightwatch at April 09, 2025 09:34 PM (25kuG

Better outcome? Reagan changed the economic cycles and made the abnormal ,be perceived as normal even to this day,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2025 09:39 PM (VofaG)

234
You know that old disco song that goes freak out?

We should play that every day in all video clips of Democrats doing their freak out of the Current Thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:39 PM (A1wUB)

235 Trump is moving so fast, 24/7, these people do not know what to do. You can see them sputtering about the last outrage while Trump has already creating a dozen more. And I think he enjoys their outrage, drinks their salty tears.
Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 09:37 PM (gKDq2)

Shock, and Awe shit....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2025 09:40 PM (QAkQ3)

236 OK now let's see the biker go UP the trail.
Posted by: wth at April 09, 2025 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

I turned the video off, because annoying music that I could not silence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 09:40 PM (8zz6B)

237 Democrats are saying this was code to MAGA to buy stocks, today. Really.

"BUY!" was code for 'BUY!'?! What do you have, the Enigma machine over there? You know what should have done? BUY!

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 09:40 PM (pJkex)

238
Tonight and tomorrow, all the fake tariff "experts" on TV & Twitter are going to become fake insider trading "experts."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:40 PM (A1wUB)

239 I bought a case of Korean 5.56 green tip that was on sale, as I was worried about tariffs jacking the price of ammo. Oh no! Now I have a case of ammo! Whatever shall I do?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 09, 2025 09:41 PM (imqen)

240 Slow Joe, the plans they made put an end to you.

Posted by: Miles Taylor at April 09, 2025 09:41 PM (mH6SG)

241 The funniest part is that more Democrats were probably aware of Trump advising people to buy than MAGA supporters or Rs

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 09, 2025 09:41 PM (pBOj9)

242 193 Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2025 09:13 PM (9O5em)

Don't you know Trump cucked himself?! He's doomed himself! He's doomed us all!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
.................................
Ah, noticed the Lincoln PedoProject trolls from the earlier thread. If this all works out, I expect them to bravely never return.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 09, 2025 09:42 PM (sAmhv)

243 Tonight and tomorrow, all the fake tariff "experts" on TV & Twitter are going to become fake insider trading "experts."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2025 09:40 PM (A1wUB)

And their target audience of credulous drooling retards will swallow it all hook line and sinker with great credulousness.

Posted by: And retarded drooling at April 09, 2025 09:42 PM (TbWk/)

244 Buy when you hear the secret signal word, "BUY!!"

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2025 09:45 PM (i0F8b)

245
Shock, and Awe shit....
Posted by: Romeo13
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Someone said to Trump, the storm is coming.
Trump said, I am the storm.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:47 PM (x057s)

246 Trump telling people to buy when he knew he was pausing tariffs is a weird scenario and I’m sure the SEC is trying to figure out how to get Trump for this.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2025 09:47 PM (VofaG)

247 I assume it is something to do with Putin

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 09, 2025 09:49 PM (pBOj9)

248 And their target audience of credulous drooling retards will swallow it all hook line and sinker with great credulousness.
Posted by: And retarded drooling at April 09, 2025 09:42 PM (TbWk/)

I think about a comment Brandon Straka made as to why he changed, why he was doing #WalkAway: One reason was the realization Rachel Maddow lied to him about Trump! About Russia! Once he got off the MSM IV drip, he got better.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 09:49 PM (gKDq2)

249 This is an 18 and up site, so I don't expect there's much here for the Lincoln Project.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 09:52 PM (gKWVE)

250 You know that old disco song that goes freak out?

We should play that every day in all video clips of Democrats doing their freak out of the Current Thing.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Le Freak, too chic

Haven't seen Chic d'Afrique here in a while

Posted by: Miklos is sometimes reminded at April 09, 2025 09:53 PM (RgW1J)

251 Damn, and me without my decoder ring.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2025 09:53 PM (i0F8b)

252 Damn, and me without my decoder ring.
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2025 09:53 PM (i0F8b)

Youo can buy Trump Decoder Rings at Mar-A-Lago's tourist shop.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2025 09:55 PM (gKDq2)

253 Dems did have somebody put out a fairly lengthy blurb on how to handle the firehose of overwhelmingness, strategies to cope, allowing that all this stuff is too much to process, etc.

I found it …. interesting, because leftists haven’t had their playbook used against them in a long time. More Please, albeit unhinged violence is all they have left. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 09, 2025 09:55 PM (1CMCA)

254 Just a little bit:

China weakens yuan for 6th straight day, and for a 3rd day below the "red line" of 7.20. Thursday fixing is 7.2092, weaker from 7.2066 on Wednesday, weakest since Sept 2023. The gap between reference rate and the average estimate in the survey was 1414 pips, almost a record high.

*TAIWAN STOCK GAUGE JUMPS BY RECORD 9.2%, TSMC SOARS 10% LIMIT

MAHA Texas-Style: [Paxton (gonna beat Cornyn)] Launches Investigation Into Kellogg's Over 'Healthy' Cereal Claims

"Supply Growing At Rapid Pace": D.C. Housing Glut Deepens Amid Recession Jitters [Recession jitters or I got fired. I don't have a job?]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 09:56 PM (x057s)

255 Noodles. ONT

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 09, 2025 10:02 PM (GYt5+)

256 Did anyone explain why we would buy stocks today, when prices went up? I bought a few shares when prices were down and the sky was fallng.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2025 10:05 PM (cvWHI)

257 233

AHhhh. a Greenspan man I take it?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 09, 2025 10:09 PM (25kuG)

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