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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2025 07:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at April 11, 2025 07:35 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at April 11, 2025 07:36 PM (g47mK)
NOW you know why Elmer Fudd is so adamant about hunting Wabbits!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 07:36 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2025 07:38 PM (pmtSS)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2025 07:38 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2025 07:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:42 PM (yp8Vj)
What's your favorite Passover movie?
hahaha, just kidding -- there are no P/O movies
What's your favorite Easter movie?
Wizard of Oz?
Chronicles of Narnia?
Schindler's List?
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 07:42 PM (ZMMER)
I guess Schindler's List could be a "Passover movie," of sorts.
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 07:43 PM (ZMMER)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:44 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 11, 2025 07:44 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 11, 2025 07:45 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 07:45 PM (ZMMER)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:46 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 11, 2025 07:46 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 07:42 PM
_____________________________
The 10 Commandments kind of showed the real time Passover. Yul Brynner was kind of pissed.
Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2025 07:46 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2025 07:47 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Harvey at April 11, 2025 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2025 07:48 PM (ypFCm)
Anyone ever read Art of the Deal? I haven't, but it begins with DJT describing his typical day. He's in meeting all day, into the night. He's on the phone from 0630 to 2330 every single day.
I have no doubt that is still his routine.
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 07:48 PM (ZMMER)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:49 PM (yp8Vj)
There is no place on this planet you should ever buy anyone a drink, Ben Had.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2025 07:50 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2025 07:50 PM (i711p)
The first "man" on Mars is going to be an Optimus robot.
That will be one small step for a robot, and a giant leap for man.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2025 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
Barabbas. Anthony Quinn, Jack Palance.
The Crucifixion scene was filmed during an actual total eclipse.
Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2025 07:51 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Bunnies can't drive an ice cream truck.
It's in the contract.
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Ice Cream Truck Drivers Local 381 at April 11, 2025 07:52 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:53 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Ben Had
"a" drink?
This is not the Ben Had we know and love.
Posted by: Miklos will take what he can get at April 11, 2025 07:53 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 11, 2025 07:54 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:56 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Larry and Lorraine Lepus at April 11, 2025 07:56 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Whaddya got?
*proffers Dixie cup*
Posted by: Miklos is....adaptable, considering da Likka Sto is closed here at April 11, 2025 07:57 PM (UOzvC)
You could say Prince of Egypt had a pretty memorable Passover scene...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 07:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:58 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Penguin Pete at April 11, 2025 07:58 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2025 08:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ben Had
DIXIE!!! OPEN BAR!
*we both wag tails*
Posted by: Miklos and his Loyal She-Hound at April 11, 2025 08:00 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 11, 2025 08:01 PM (9INg6)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2025 08:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2025 08:04 PM (cYBz/)
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs
New T-Zero: April 12, 1:11 a.m. EDT, 0511 UTC, 07:11 CEST, due to weather.. EDT
https://www.youtube.com/live/eYUntT7mX7I
This will probably end up scrubbed.
Posted by: Ciampino - what about the weather at April 11, 2025 08:04 PM (sPQoU)
It would be even worse for a chocolate crucifix. (Sorry, God.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:05 PM (zZu0s)
How fast can a horse cover 20 miles... fairly flat ground.
Good horse, but a prized horse (ain't gonna abuse it)?
I think 2 hours easy, maybe 1 1/2.
Posted by: MkY at April 11, 2025 08:05 PM (cPGH3)
The bridle sold for 90 cents.
Posted by: MkY at April 11, 2025 08:08 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 08:08 PM (ZMMER)
Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2025 08:09 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 07:58 PM
People, it's real, and it's spectacular.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:10 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:10 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Tonypete
I checked, Tonypete, because I thought I had a vague recollection of a cross ice cream cake for Easter from Carvel. I was wrong, just an egg-shaped one and a bunny shaped one. The bunny shaped one uses the Cookie Puss mold.
Posted by: Tom Carvel Disciple at April 11, 2025 08:10 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 11, 2025 08:11 PM (9INg6)
- shit that doesn't even surprise me anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:11 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Ben Had
I understood maybe a little more if a real athlete, but what I'm asking is, for a 20 mile "commute" what would it generally take? I don't know the distance gait... lope, canter? Whatever.
Posted by: MkY at April 11, 2025 08:12 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:12 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 11, 2025 08:11 PM (9INg6)
the one where Palestinian actors are pretending to be the house of David ? no one should see that repugnant atrocity
Posted by: runner at April 11, 2025 08:13 PM (g47mK)
I do not want any part of Canada if it includes Canadians. Our Moron Canadians are strong, retard strong, (andy and Alberta), but from what I've seen of the others it just guarantees leftists senators and congress critters. They voted for Trudeau three times for crying out loud and are about to give it to a total unknow empty suit (Carney). Plus, who wants the French?
Okay, maybe Alberta, but I think they'd vote like Minnesota.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 11, 2025 08:14 PM (b294k)
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Chocolate crucifixes??
Why stop there?
Chocolate thorny crown. Chocolate spikes.
These people...
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 08:08 PM (ZMMER)
Jesus in the tomb jerky:.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2025 08:14 PM (ngbZu)
Posted by: Your Participating Carvel Dealer at April 11, 2025 08:14 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2025 08:14 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 11, 2025 08:15 PM (9INg6)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:15 PM (yp8Vj)
AI gives some crazy anecdotes in it's answers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had
What about a yak?
Posted by: Don't Talk Back at April 11, 2025 08:18 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:15 PM (yp8Vj)
So by 'optimum respiration' do you mean they can maintain a trot for the entire time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:18 PM (zZu0s)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2025 08:14 PM (ngbZu)
Lot's Wife Salt Grinder
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:19 PM (zZu0s)
the one where Palestinian actors are pretending to be the house of David ? no one should see that repugnant atrocity
Posted by: runner
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I've been caught unaware.
Maybe they were the group that chickened out first and left the Israelites to fight alone?!
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 11, 2025 08:19 PM (9INg6)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:19 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Auto Autist at April 11, 2025 08:21 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2025 08:21 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:22 PM (zZu0s)
Grumpy and Recalcitrant is wonderful moron from
Canada who often posts on the tech thread and sometimes other threads. He is a conservative and can't stand Trudeau.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2025 08:22 PM (HMEDI)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2025 08:23 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Miklos draws the drapes and closes the shutters at April 11, 2025 08:23 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2025 08:23 PM (ngbZu)
Posted by: Piper at April 11, 2025 08:24 PM (aT5K/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:24 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: a female yak at April 11, 2025 08:24 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Bulg at April 11, 2025 08:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2025 08:26 PM (cYBz/)
This be progrim is importerant to stop Globill Warming.
Posted by: Mary Clogginatein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 11, 2025 08:26 PM (T24y3)
Posted by: Piper at April 11, 2025 08:24 PM (aT5K/)
Both Twain and Hemingway agree!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:26 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:27 PM (+PNJ8)
Posted by: Bulg at April 11, 2025 08:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:15 PM (yp8Vj)
So by 'optimum respiration' do you mean they can maintain a trot for the entire time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:18 PM (zZu0s)
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In the chapter "The Muster of Rohan," Tolkien shows his cavalry chops where there's a brief discussion of what pace the host of the Rohirrim should maintain to a) arrive at Gondor in a timely manner and b) still have the horses fit to fight.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 11, 2025 08:27 PM (6K6Eu)
Dogs >>>>> Cats
Posted by: Bulg at April 11, 2025 08:27 PM (77rzZ
It's ok to be wrong.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:28 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 11, 2025 08:28 PM (b294k)
Tesla #1, a Model S, had a bumper sticker saying,
"I bought this before Elon went crazy."
Tesla #2, a Cybertruck, was painted with day-glo hippie colors in a tie-dye shirt design, to prove the owner's left-wng bona fides.
Wish I had taken a picture of the hippie Cybertruck -- it was quite a sight. But by the time to shock wore off it was too far gone.
Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2025 08:28 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 11, 2025 08:28 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:28 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2025 08:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2025 08:29 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:31 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2025 08:33 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:34 PM (yp8Vj)
He, and two other guys asked why wife and I left Colorado. I kind of waffled a bit. K said, you're among friends. So, I vented about increasingly terrible gun laws, a gang-land shooting in a mall in our former home-town, and a Dad trying like hell to prevent his ex-wife from doing the troon shit to his son.
We got out in the nick of time. And I really like that I have buddies at my new office.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 11, 2025 08:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginatein from Brattleboro, Vt
Mary is So RIGHT!!!
But Mary, the hummus that your Special Friend Ahmed makes causes everyone to produce more methane and CO2!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at April 11, 2025 08:34 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:35 PM (+PNJ8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:34 PM
Looking forward to Corsicana, dear lady! Ditto the RMBS Mom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:35 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:36 PM (+PNJ8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:37 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:37 PM (8HNt+)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:36 PM
Dorchester? Lawrence?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:37 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:36 PM
Dorchester? Lawrence?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:37 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 11, 2025 08:37 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:38 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:12 PM
*raises glass*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
You people have actual glasses made of actual glass?
*stares forlornly at paper Dixie cup*
Posted by: Miklos figures it must be nice at April 11, 2025 08:38 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:39 PM (yp8Vj)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:39 PM (+PNJ8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2025 08:39 PM (CWgp4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
You people have actual glasses made of actual glass?
*stares forlornly at paper Dixie cup*
Posted by: Miklos figures it must be nice at April 11, 2025 08:38 PM (UOzvC)
My glasses are handmade by artisanal immigrants from Sri Lanka.
You can tell by the imperfections.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:40 PM (aOqEy)
*stares forlornly at paper Dixie cup*
Posted by: Miklos figures it must be nice at April 11, 2025 08:38 PM
*runs finger around rim of Riedel cocktail glass*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:40 PM (Wnv9h)
Colorado- You have no 2nd amendment rights here
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2025 08:40 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2025 08:40 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Be sure to call them "Little Buddy".
Posted by: the Skipper at April 11, 2025 08:40 PM (UOzvC)
You can tell by the imperfections.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:40 PM
Pier 1 ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:41 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2025 08:39 PM
My favorite person who I have not yet met.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 11, 2025 08:42 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:41 PM (Wnv9h)
I just realized I have not seen wicker furniture in a long time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:42 PM (8HNt+)
You can tell by the imperfections.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The bone fragments?
Those might be worth money
Posted by: Miklos fights off intense envy at April 11, 2025 08:42 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:39 PM
*channels inner Zod*
You will do this. You will do this in October.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:43 PM (Wnv9h)
I finally remembered that the drone tells me elevation and distance quite well.
I think I'll put up some footage over at my site in the next day or two.
BTW, got the AR10 out to 900 today (!)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:44 PM (+PNJ8)
Posted by: Ned Stark at April 11, 2025 08:44 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 11, 2025 08:44 PM (/Ghsb)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:39 PM
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Do it wearing white cotton clothing and a sombrero. Tell people you identify as a Zapatista.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 11, 2025 08:45 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 11, 2025 08:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ned Stark at April 11, 2025 08:44 PM (QAkQ3)
Still here. Frost warning tonight in the Blue Grass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:46 PM (8HNt+)
You people have actual glasses made of actual glass?
*stares forlornly at paper Dixie cup*
Posted by: Miklos figures it must be nice at April 11
I am drinking my mineral water out of a can like a heathen. You are 1 step above me!
Posted by: Piper at April 11, 2025 08:46 PM (aT5K/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I think I saw you at Jackson Square
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6JMmbLD1jg
Posted by: Miklos admires true talent at April 11, 2025 08:46 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:48 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2025 08:49 PM (ngbZu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:48 PM (aOqEy)
Rust, usually.
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM (+PNJ8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM (aOqEy)
Remember the young dumb guy, Mr Spooner, on Are You Being Served?
He's mort.
I think the whole cast is pjining for the fjords.
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM (ZMMER)
Posted by: Miklos figures it must be nice at April 11
I am drinking my mineral water out of a can like a heathen. You are 1 step above me!
Posted by: Piper
*thinks about starting a club*
Posted by: Miklos ain't got no time for no fancy pants, or pants in general at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 11, 2025 08:51 PM (klJTj)
I thought, that can't be good.
I did not realize it was the first milk produced by a mammal after giving birth, so supposed to be higher in nutrients and anti bodies (how does that work with the pondering process?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:51 PM (8HNt+)
*thinks about starting a club*
Posted by: Miklos ain't got no time for no fancy pants, or pants in general at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM (UOzvC)
I wouldn't talk about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:52 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:53 PM (8HNt+)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 11, 2025 08:11 PM (9INg6)
Dunno anything about the actors but it's a really good show
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 11, 2025 08:53 PM (0JWOm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2025 08:53 PM (cweKM)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone
Classy, luxurious cognition, really the best, that much I can tell you
Posted by: Miklos, Bigly at April 11, 2025 08:53 PM (UOzvC)
You people have actual glasses made of actual glass?
*stares forlornly at paper Dixie cup*
Posted by: Miklos figures it must be nice
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Mason jars are glass.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 08:53 PM (Qosqd)
If they breeded minature or toy pitbulls, they would sell like hot cakes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 08:54 PM (ZMMER)
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No wonder I never see you on the Sunday Morning Book Thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2025 08:54 PM (cweKM)
My first was: Awww, who's a fluffy, bone rushing predator?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:54 PM (8HNt+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 11, 2025 08:54 PM (/Ghsb)
Posted by: Piper
*thinks about starting a club*
Posted by: Miklos ain't got no time for no fancy pants, or pants in general at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM
A club for soda? I like it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2025 08:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Classy, luxurious cognition, really the best, that much I can tell you
Posted by: Miklos, Bigly at April 11, 2025 08:53
We were all thinking that LOL!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2025 08:55 PM (ngbZu)
Imagine a toy Rottweiler or a toy pit.
Gotta say, I might even get one.
Also, "dire wolves" are this week's gene hackman here at the ol' HQ.
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 08:55 PM (ZMMER)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:51 PM
Ask the raven.
Posted by: E. Allen Poe at April 11, 2025 08:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 11, 2025 08:56 PM (/Ghsb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:56 PM (8HNt+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I might have to put the DOJ Civil Rights section on you people.
Posted by: Miklos, living and swinging free at April 11, 2025 08:56 PM (UOzvC)
Much better than I expected. Enjoying it, so far.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 11, 2025 08:57 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Miklos, living and swinging free at April 11, 2025 08:56 PM (UOzvC)
That escalated quickly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:58 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: BEN at April 11, 2025 08:58 PM (0HaGk)
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We were watching something recently and a commercial was touting the probiotic goodness of some yogurt or something similar.
We got to talking, and we knew what pro was, and we knew what biotic was, but no one could really nail down what probiotic meant. So we looked it up.
It means something you eat that turns into nutrition.
So everything. Just food, from McDonald's to a tomato picked fresh from the garden. It's utterly meaningless.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 08:58 PM (Qosqd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM (aOqEy)
Be patient. It takes eighteen months to grow an adult dire wolf and 18 years to grow an adult SRV.
I'm waiting until they figure out the Left can't use the endangered species act to fight infrastructure anymore. Spotted owls? We have twenty in the freezer. We're good.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 11, 2025 08:59 PM (pIfcn)
My first was: Awww, who's a fluffy, bone rushing predator?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 08:54 PM (8HNt+)
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Only a matter of time before we get dire sharks.
With freakin' laser beams attached to their heads.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2025 08:59 PM (cweKM)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid
Mine are full and buried out by Earl's place, but he gets ornery sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos, living the conundrum at April 11, 2025 08:59 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (Qosqd)
If they breeded minature or toy pitbulls, they would sell like hot cakes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son
Those are called chihuahuas.
Posted by: Piper at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (aT5K/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 11, 2025 08:59 PM (pIfcn)
That gave me a good chuckle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 11, 2025 08:59 PM (pIfcn)
I've never been able to figure out how the people who worship at the feet of Darwin, won't let species go extinct... that is the whole basis of Evolution.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (QAkQ3)
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No wonder I never see you on the Sunday Morning Book Thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2025 08:54 PM
I know you know, because I've sent you the reports, that there are regulars on that Thread that wear no pants at all.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 11, 2025 09:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: BEN
Now write that in longhand.
*offers expensive pen*
*and give it back*
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 11, 2025 09:02 PM (UOzvC)
Have a great night everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2025 09:02 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (Qosqd)
That we don't have some regulation on Genetic engineering... is really really stupid.
Wait until North Korea gets this technology, and starts genetically making Super Soldiers...
I mean... didn't they WATCH Star Trek? Wrath of Khan?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:02 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Bob from NSA
Yeah, thanks a lot.
I specifically said NO PICS
Posted by: Miklos should do a GoFundMe for the therapy at April 11, 2025 09:03 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: eleven at April 11, 2025 09:04 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Bob from NSA
Wait just a minute!
Posted by: Piper at April 11, 2025 09:04 PM (aT5K/)
Posted by: Miklos, living the conundrum
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One of my favorite true Southern stories. I personally know the man and saw barrel and the porch:
I knew a guy who kept a half barrel that normal people used to use for decorative purposes on his front porch. Elevated front porch leading to the door of his double wide. Three steps up.
Anyway, he'd throw his loose chamge from his pocket into that barrel every day. One day that barrel was getting about half full, and when he got home he did what he always did. Except this time a few dimes and pennies caused the porch corner to collapse and the barrel of money to dump out into the yard.
I love this place and these people.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 09:05 PM (Qosqd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I would be happy if they would bring back the Suzuki Samurai.
Posted by: Miklos thinks that would be easier at April 11, 2025 09:06 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:06 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: BEN
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Huh. I thought it meant 'fountain pen'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2025 09:06 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bob from NSA
Wait just a minute!
Posted by: Piper at April 11, 2025 09:04 PM (aT5K/)
Yeah... Son was recently pissed at me because he figured out I had physically disconnected all the TV microphones, so he could not do voice commands...
And all the cameras? Taped over.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:06 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 11, 2025 09:06 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Bob from NSA
Wait just a minute!
Posted by: Piper at April 11, 2025 09:04 PM (aT5K/)
Hmmm... pictures of the Moronettes?
Bob? What did you learn in school today? SHARING????
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:07 PM (QAkQ3)
Guess who was stuck up there for three hours when the elevator broke?
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at April 11, 2025 09:08 PM (m6AML)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
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I hunt with a guy that has a jacked up one of those. Mud tires and all. It looks absolutely absurd but that little thing will go anywhere and fit through tiny little spaces that the big trucks can't. Great little truck and I'd buy one if I could find a good example.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 09:09 PM (Qosqd)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at April 11, 2025 09:08 PM (m6AML)
Better than the poor girl last year in Tahoe... who took the gondola from the top of Heavenly Valley, going back down because she didn't feel well... and they closed the Gondola while she was on it.... was up there all night...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:09 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (QAkQ3)
These are the same people who protest historically racist organizations then tell you they're proud member of the Democrat Party.
Imagine how hard it must be to live in a world where everything seems random because you have no freaking clue how anything works. If they weren't such a menace, they might be amusing.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 11, 2025 09:10 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 09:10 PM (Qosqd)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile"
Jon Lovitz?
Posted by: eleven at April 11, 2025 09:11 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: I trust the Ways of the Mountain People at April 11, 2025 09:11 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile"
Jon Lovitz?
Posted by: eleven at April 11, 2025 09:11 PM (0HaGk
Solid guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:12 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:00 PM (QAkQ3)
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Neuoooo. Darwin is new things.
except, you know, whiteppl.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2025 09:13 PM (M5J6O)
TheBabylonBee 3h
'Minecraft' Revealed To Be Psyop To Prepare Kids For Return Of American Coal Mines
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2025 09:14 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid
Mine are full and buried out by Earl's place, but he gets ornery sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos, living the conundrum at April 11, 2025 08:59 PM
That doesn't always work...
Posted by: Zombie Lucius Clay at April 11, 2025 09:14 PM (Wnv9h)
Man sagt auf Deutsch, 'Kugelschreiber'
Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2025 09:15 PM (AOsQT)
Man sagt auf Deutsch, 'Kugelschreiber'
Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2025 09:15 PM (AOsQT
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:15 PM (aOqEy)
Or the early Toyota Tacoma, or the early Dodge Dakota.
Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2025 09:16 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 08:50 PM (aOqEy)
By coincidence, I'm listening to SRV live just now. Nothing like it ever was, or ever will be. God was jealous... says so in the Bible.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 11, 2025 09:17 PM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 11, 2025 09:18 PM (/Ghsb)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 09:18 PM (ZMMER)
Posted by: eleven at April 11, 2025 09:18 PM (0HaGk)
He's mort.
I think the whole cast is pjining for the fjords.
Posted by: Soothsayer
My pussy has died, I can tell you that!!
Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at April 11, 2025 09:18 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 11, 2025 09:10 PM (pIfcn)
That's the entire basis of Islam. God is unknowable, so the world makes no sense. Not to worry, just submit, and all will be well.
It's a load of crap, but there it is.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 11, 2025 09:19 PM (eQO/Z)
(am I doing it right)
Posted by: Don Black
Nice Jewish Boy With Warehouse was a moving company in Manhattan.
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at April 11, 2025 09:20 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2025 09:21 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2025 09:07 PM (QAkQ3)
Looks like Bob passed on the Elon buyout. Damned shame. That dude is getting up there in years. Should have considered retirement.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 11, 2025 09:21 PM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: BEN
Please don't tell the Governor of Maryland about me. They'll change my name to something gay and stupid.
Posted by: Negro Mountain, MD at April 11, 2025 09:22 PM (rRMBj)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Him, and Jeff Beck. Live. Face melting. I still have tinnitus from it. Many years ago.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2025 09:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2025 09:24 PM (Q4IgG
Rumor has it, that's where Spielberg got the idea for Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:27 PM (aOqEy)
CELEBRATING CORY BOOKER.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHZHAHAHA
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2025 09:27 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Larry and Lorraine Lepus at April 11, 2025 07:56 PM (G5+As)
It's actually Bun-bun. And the Heavens tremble in fear.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2025 09:28 PM (D7oie)
You and the horse you rode in on!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2025 09:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 11, 2025 09:28 PM (zZu0s)
Mrs. Slocombe made it to 86 in 2009. Capt. Peacock made it to 92, passing in 2013.
Young Mr. Lucas has been gone a while too, 2011, at 76.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 11, 2025 09:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:30 PM (aOqEy)
What do you do, Leon?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2025 08:14 PM (LkLld)
. . . Teach the little girl how to become an assassin?
Wrong movie?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2025 09:31 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2025 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2025 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
What do you do, Leon?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2025 08:14 PM (LkLld)
. . . Teach the little girl how to become an assassin?
Wrong movie?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2025 09:31 PM (D7oie
Gary Oldman just chewed every scene in that movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:33 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: Not Picky at April 11, 2025 09:34 PM (G5+As)
Just finished Season 5 of The Chosen in the theater. Well done!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2025 09:34 PM (W/lyH)
What do you do, Leon?
Posted by: JackStraw
Oooh. I haven't played mind dungeon since Camp Minnehaha.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2025 09:34 PM (KAi1n)
No extra plate, just grate into the mouth.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 11, 2025 09:35 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2025 09:35 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 09:38 PM (ZMMER)
Just finished Season 5 of The Chosen in the theater.
Posted by: Diogenes
In the theater?
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 09:38 PM (ZMMER
Yeah, Producer dude is milking it for all it's worth.
Spoiler though. I already read the book.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:40 PM (aOqEy)
In the theater?
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 09:38 PM (ZMMER)
Yes.
Not out on Prime yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2025 09:40 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2025 09:41 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2025 09:41 PM (LkLld
I've been to Tijuana too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2025 09:42 PM (aOqEy)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 08:53 PM (Qosqd)
Mason jars don't break as easily as the nicer store-bought ones. Buy the wide-mouth pints, they work best
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2025 09:43 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2025 09:44 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2025 09:50 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2025 09:51 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2025 09:52 PM (AOsQT)
I love this place and these people.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men don't care about your money or career, just your looks and attitude at April 11, 2025 09:05 PM (Qosqd)
A guy in Washington was rumored to have done that with some sort of metal drum on his second floor, he threw his change in it. Once day it broke the floor and plunged to the first floor. He said the ceiling seemed to be bulging a little but he didn't think it was important.
I throw my change into a milk can, myself
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2025 09:53 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: JackStraw
Regular Forest Gump here.
Every President since GHW Bush has inconvenienced me in some way... Usually multiple times. Sometimes in a personal capacity, sometimes official.
I have never sought them out. Just really really bad luck.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 11, 2025 09:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boron Quidquid
Mine are full and buried out by Earl's place, but he gets ornery sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos, living the conundrum at April 11, 2025 08:59 PM
That doesn't always work...
Posted by: Zombie Lucius Clay
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Burying something underground at X spot doesn't secure that it will be there in the future. It moves unaided by human hands.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 11, 2025 09:56 PM (M5J6O)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 11, 2025 09:18 PM (ZMMER)
They replaced Fond Du Lac with carnuba wax, though, it is cheaper and easier to wash off.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2025 09:56 PM (D7oie)
I was watching a truck race at Bristol Speedway (TN/VA border) and it looked cold. Everybody was bundled up like it was in the 30s.
The TV at work has some cable stations, so that's nice.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 11, 2025 09:59 PM (rRMBj)
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They oftentimes don’t believe say, a human life is more important than a bug, or a tree or a rock. They don’t believe in good or evil, none of the western tradition. Life is pointless, and meaningless. So (apparently) that’s the world they want to create. In the interim, they want to kill you, and take all your stuff, I guess. Very anti-human at its core. That’s how you get empty reservoirs in California, and prioritizing baitfish, stuff like that, incidentally, is my hypothesis.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 11, 2025 10:01 PM (rJUaY)
Posted by: Zeera at April 11, 2025 10:01 PM (4csXl)
https://tinyurl.com/3v4t23pr
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I need to rewatch that. The rain motif fits around here lately.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2025 10:02 PM (Q4IgG)
Apparently my PISS OFF sign didn't go over well at last weeks HANDS OFF protest.
Oh well.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2025 10:02 PM (W/lyH)
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John the Baptist serving platter
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Cana Seltzer
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