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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (4/8/25)
Quote I"The fact is ain't none of y'all trying to go and farm right now. Okay, so I'm lying? Raise your hands... You're not. You're not. We done picking cotton. We are. You can't pay us enough to find a plantation." Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX)
Quote II“Mitch’s vote today — like so much of the last few years of his career — is one of the great acts of political pettiness I’ve ever seen,” Vice President, JD Vance.
What part of following term is unclear, POTUS is the Commander-in-Chief, Former Naval Vice Admiral Chatfield
Details of the IncidentReports indicate that Vice Admiral Chatfield refused to display pictures of the President of the United States (POTUS) and the Secretary of Defense (SECDEF) at NATO Headquarters. Such a decision was viewed as a direct challenge to the authority of the current administration, prompting questions about her loyalty and professionalism as a senior military officer. Further controversy arose during an "all hands" meeting, where Admiral Chatfield allegedly stated, “we will wait them out for four years,” suggesting a lack of support for the current administration and an expectation of a change in leadership within a specific timeframe.
Just how hard is it to suck it up Buttercup? You didn't deserve the position you lost.
This story covers a multitude of Genius Award Winners. But is there a case to be made about criminal convictions and deterrence?
Tourist gets jail time for wandering a little too close to famed Yellowstone attraction
7 days and $40 dollars is a pretty cheap vacation for being a Darwin Challenge Winner.
I suspect the Sexual Perverts and Free Speech haters will be after Pat Condell and yours truly.
He didn't pick up much speed after dropping the trousers. Genius Award Winner.
WAYNE CO., Ky. (WYMT) - A Monticello man was arrested and is facing numerous charges after police say he was found walking naked along a highway.According to an arrest citation, deputies with the Wayne County Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of a nude man walking on KY 3286. They located James K. King, who told deputies he was “going to get some pants.” Officers said he appeared to be under the influence of a controlled substance and became disorderly, repeatedly kicking the door of a patrol car while being taken to jail.
King is charged with indecent exposure (second degree), public intoxication (controlled substance), and disorderly conduct (second degree).
Science meets The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM
Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems: Urinal SplashingResearchers discovered that when urine hits a surface at less than 30 degrees, splashback is reduced by 95% compared to perpendicular impact.
Two new urinal designs—the “Cornucopia” and “Nautilus”—use this critical angle principle to virtually eliminate splashing while improving accessibility.
Widespread adoption could prevent about one million liters of urine from splashing onto floors daily in the US alone, saving substantial cleaning water and resources.
Frontman David Johnanson recently passed.
Our youngest had her blanket. And I mean had HER BLANKET. I completely get the following Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Community Unites To Reunite Lost Toy Elephant With Tearful ToddlerToday's good news story comes from London, England.
A three-year-old boy in Clapham, south London, has been joyfully reunited with his beloved toy elephant, thanks to the power of social media and a caring local butcher.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Creature Comforts.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, Ace Corp, LLC & that rascally Scampydog. No animals including Scampydog were injured in the production of The ONT.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)The live show of Hazel was also disappointing.
As a comics fan, I was disappointed.
I'm glad we will never see a live-action Calvin and Hobbes!
Posted by: mindful webworker - made in the USA at April 08, 2025 10:00 PM (pEORa)
Good evening all
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 10:00 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2025 10:01 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K)
As a matter of fact I *am* 'trying' to farm right now, you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:01 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at April 08, 2025 10:02 PM (H/u99)
@MikeBenzCyber
·
4h
Event 201, featuring would-be Director of National Intelligence Avril Haines, and sponsored by the Gates Foundation & The World Economic Forum, happened the EXACT SAME DAY as the start of the Wuhan military games where the Biden admin concealed evidence of the outbreak for years.
Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2025 10:02 PM (XxeK+)
Guess we better call roll.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (imqen)
Did he ever get pants, and will he de-lurk in next Sunday's Book Thread???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (Vqx30)
Mis Hum,
It's great to "see" you!
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 10:01 PM (3ek7K
Thanks.
It's great to be seen, I think. Maybe.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - McKinley Morganfield (April 4, 1913 - April 30, 1983) at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (pEORa)
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (17l0u)
The EU is a bigger threat to Americans than Russia is.
But even if it wasn't Europe has a GDP many times that of Russia and a larger population. They can handle Russia by themselves...they don't want to.
China, however, is America's most concerning enemy.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (uUh1o)
Everybody and their brother thinks they can make presidential calls. Everybody's a bloody expert, just how everybody is suddenly an eggspurt on tariffs. Arrogant conceit. That's all I got.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (Vqx30)
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I found some he can wear next Sunday...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (cweKM)
Didn't you used to be known for putting a cabin/barn/flag somewhere in the pic too? What happened to that?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2025 10:06 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 08, 2025 10:06 PM (lUFok)
That's the exercise, IIRC, where they gamed out a flu like illness causing mass hysteria, a vaccine that didn't work and had side effects, and the western governments acting in a coordinated effort to censor their own people opposed by "right wing" media figures.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:06 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2025 10:07 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell explains at April 08, 2025 10:07 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 08, 2025 10:07 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 08, 2025 10:07 PM (Eo96p)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 08, 2025 10:07 PM (uUh1o)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (W/lyH)
Am I interpreting correctly in saying it appears Crockett wants slaves?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (6TePA)
==
The EU is a bigger threat to Americans than Russia is.
But even if it wasn't Europe has a GDP many times that of Russia and a larger population. They can handle Russia by themselves...they don't want to.
China, however, is America's most concerning enemy.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (t0Rmr)
Personally I think it would take a generation of um, different policies and attitudes for the eurofags to become able to "handle" OMG Russia Russia Russia. More likely they will be part of a new caliphate in that time frame.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (Vqx30)
Wouldn't you just love being the guy who has to clean up the back seat of cop cars‽‽
Posted by: mindful webworker - sanitary at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (pEORa)
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
Love the top photo, and equally love Muddy Waters. You are 2/2. Nice to have you back in the ONT seat...
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - made in the USA at April 08, 2025 10:00 PM (pEORa)
Hmmmm. Calvin as a thirty year old transgender. Of an underrepresented minority, of course. Hobbs will be played by Rachel Ziegler in a furry costume.
I think we have a winner!
Posted by: Disney Management at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (imqen)
"The fact is ain't none of y'all trying to go and farm right now. Okay, so I'm lying? Raise your hands... You're not. You're not. We done picking cotton. We are. You can't pay us enough to find a plantation." Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX)
I'm a bit unclear on the rules here. Is it now okay to use an exaggerated, mocking caricature of black speech? When did this change occur?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (MZ+PY)
>>@OANN
>>MIKE BENZ ESTIMATES A 95% CHANCE THAT WOULD-BE TRUMP ASSASSIN ROUTH WAS WORKING FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (3wi/L)
But even if it wasn't Europe has a GDP many times that of Russia and a larger population. They can handle Russia by themselves...they don't want to.
China, however, is America's most concerning enemy.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (t0Rmr)
If the EU tried to create a credible military, they'd have to drop a lot of their social programs, and risk revolts - especially from their recent "immigrants".
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
It's great to be seen, I think. Maybe.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
No, thank YOU.
You've brightened many a dull night for this Moron. You're a twisted man, you like Status Quo. I appreciate that. Just not the Status Quo part.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (gKDq2)
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Wouldn't you just love being the guy who has to clean up the back seat of cop cars‽‽
Posted by: mindful webworker - sanitary at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (pEORa)
Have you seen the back seat of a Crown Vic police cruiser? Looks like it's designed to be hosed down.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (Vqx30)
Crusades 2.0
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (6TePA)
Is Crockett a Democrat?
Posted by: mea culpa at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (YxlHp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)
"It's high time we blacks had some slaves. Aztec slaves, ya hear!"
She seems nice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (BI5O2)
First thing, get the department to buy a pressure washer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (lUFok)
Hey, I'm lucky if I manage to just get it inside the bowl. Now I gotta carry a protractor and have a linear stream?
Ain' nobody got time fer dat.
Posted by: mindful webworker - now I'm p!$$ed at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (pEORa)
Personally I think it would take a generation of um, different policies and attitudes for the eurofags to become able to "handle" OMG Russia Russia Russia. More likely they will be part of a new caliphate in that time frame.
Honestly if they wanted to they could have a military that was capable of invading Russia in 2 years. It would require a complete change in their way of thinking to be more like the US in 39-41.
Though it would be interesting to see how they would approach drafting their millions of young male "refugees". If they didn't push it they'd all leave if they did push it would the Mohammeds fight Russia or...the EU?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (t0Rmr)
Spectacular photo up top, and nice trout in the stream below the waterfall...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Xi Jinping at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I imagine being the unlucky cop who has to arrest and cuff the naked guy and get him into the car is not happy either
yuck
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (AOsQT)
You can hardly get them to put the lid down...
Good grief😒
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2025 10:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (Vqx30)
Can confirm. Some I knew. Yup. Totally someone I knew.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 10:12 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 08, 2025 10:12 PM (uUh1o)
He was being paid by some branch of the US government to do something.
He claimed it was to recruit mercs but the people actually doing that claim he lied.
So...let's see where his pay stubs were coming from and waterboard the guy signing off on them until he sings.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:12 PM (t0Rmr)
So you're saying Pigford was a racket.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 10:12 PM (/lPRQ)
You can hardly get them to put the lid down...
You would be incorrect. However, some do spend an inordinate amount of time inspecting the competition. That's why we tend to space out between urinals as much as possible.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
"It's high time we blacks had some slaves. Aztec slaves, ya hear!"
She seems nice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (BI5O2)
They had slaves. There were black slaveholders in the US, and lots of them in Africa. 99+% of the slaves shipped from Africa were slaves in Africa first.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: irright at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (WkrH3)
She is a gem! Keep talkin' sista!! Fight the Power!! People are yearning for your brand of TROOF!!!
youtu.be/5Ioiag30eAI
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (sAmhv)
One might ask how Vice Admiral Chatfield got to be a Vice Admiral? That would be a good place to start.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (VCgbV)
>>@OANN
>>MIKE BENZ ESTIMATES A 95% CHANCE THAT WOULD-BE TRUMP ASSASSIN ROUTH WAS WORKING FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (LkLld)
Well, there's been speculation about a guy with iirc spotty job history having the means to travel to KEEEV as part of his 'recruiting efforts' on their behalf, but did Benz suggest or state outright that Routh's murder attempt was an assignment from feralgov?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (Vqx30)
Re: Urinals - In Germany, mid-80s, some of the beer joints had bathrooms that were all stainless sheeting. Ceiling, walls, floor, everything. The "urinals" were wide stainless troughs around the floor, constant flush. I was told (but always was too drunk to participate) they went in after closing and hosed the whole place down with hot water until it was clean enough. It worked!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (xCA6C)
Shh. Little Miss Prep School is on a 'ghetto speak' roll.
I think the accents become exagerrated when they get elected. Trying to separate themselves from the rest of the congressional clowns, I guess. Gets 'em on MSLSD.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:14 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 08, 2025 10:14 PM (DIweC)
Vice admiral
Rear Admiral
Admiral?
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2025 10:12 PM (zZu0s
Height of the Epaulettes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 10:14 PM (17l0u)
If they can't? we are looking at a debt cliff within the next five years that will take down America.
https://tinyurl.com/4camaz6e
Posted by: Beverly at April 08, 2025 10:14 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2025 10:14 PM (6TePA)
Well, there's your problem, right there.
Posted by: Rvd at April 08, 2025 10:15 PM (lYXIK)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (3wi/L)
Given the current state of affairs Across The Pond, I'm truly surprised he hasn't been arrested yet.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:15 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2025 10:15 PM (7NKxb)
youtube.com/watch?v=p0IUh8kNSqY
Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (Cus5s)
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Better living through chemistry.
P.S. Sumbitch better not try posting on the Book Thread.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (MZ+PY)
DEI pick starting with Obama then Biden?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (VofaG)
Right. And where the free giveaway to all participants was a stuffed toy made to look like a coronavirus.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (noPDf)
==
Honestly if they wanted to they could have a military that was capable of invading Russia in 2 years. It would require a complete change in their way of thinking to be more like the US in 39-41.
Though it would be interesting to see how they would approach drafting their millions of young male "refugees". If they didn't push it they'd all leave if they did push it would the Mohammeds fight Russia or...the EU?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (t0Rmr)
Good point, they'd have an internal challenge before they could even get out the front door...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (Vqx30)
He was joking. Kinda.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 08, 2025 10:17 PM (RiICY)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2025 10:17 PM (VCgbV)
I'm sure it was merit and not because she had pictures of high ranking officials indulging in their vices.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 08, 2025 10:17 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2025 10:17 PM (noPDf)
It was racist. The idea that only black farmers needed a government check was, by definition, racist.
Take a standard test, and giving blacks or indians or anyone else is racist.
Affirmative Action is racist.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:17 PM (oTk05)
Posted by: mindful webworker - content gourmet at April 08, 2025 10:17 PM (pEORa)
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Traitors should be shot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2025 10:17 PM (7NKxb)
Illegal aliens must register for the draft, and are liable for military service, btw.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (gToVg)
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (MZ+PY)
Possibly she is very accomplished at one particular vice? Biden put her in that job, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Beverly at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (Epeb0)
Rear Admiral (lower half) One Star
Rear Admiral Two Star
Vice admiral Three Star
Admiral Four Star
Plus there is Admiral of the Fucking Fleet
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (MZ+PY)
Possibly she is very accomplished at one particular vice? Biden put her in that job, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (8zz6B)
Way too old for Brandon's taste.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (Vqx30)
I don't think either he or the Butler, PA shooter were.
And Senators Grassley and Johnson sent a letter to the DOJ and FBI tonight saying they have evidence the Biden White House was directly involved with Jack Smith's investigation of Trump.
We dodged a huge bullet last November.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (LkLld)
He was joking. Kinda.
Michael Malice's version of reparations is to give each black American with slave ancestors their very own Canadian slave. Gay, Canadian, is there a difference?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (noPDf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (7NKxb)
Britain is making plans to possibly reintroduce conscription to fight the Dread Putin, and apparently has decided that Muslim "migrants" will not be drafted.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 10:16 PM (VofaG)
Jane Fonda or Hillary Clinton urinal cakes (in the plastic mesh). Never a miss.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:20 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: TRex at April 08, 2025 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 10:20 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 10:20 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: gdgm+ at April 08, 2025 10:20 PM (FyLCZ)
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Trump should have penned the letter stripping her commission, reducing her to E-1, had it hand delivered by n E-2 who then stripped her of rank, brass buttons, etc. and kicked her ass out the door.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 08, 2025 10:21 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 10:09 PM (LkLld)
See what happens when you go with the lowest bidder?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 08, 2025 10:21 PM (pIfcn)
Calvin and/or Hobbes...no way! Don't ruin this for me🤮!!! Yowzer!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (0ohAJ)
What a fucking imbecile.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (BRvvM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
We're simple creatures.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (4C4pO)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (gToVg)
Britain is making plans to possibly reintroduce conscription to fight the Dread Putin, and apparently has decided that Muslim "migrants" will not be drafted.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Brilliant.
1: Kill off the rest of the native non muslim Brits in a dumb war.
2: ???
3: PROFIT!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (sAmhv)
===
Cleaning?
- Wal-Mart
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (/lPRQ)
She just gave a concession speech in which--get this--she claimed her defeat was proof the voters were racist.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (xTIDn)
I sense millions of old War-Cocks bulging at the idea of Military Service "making men" out of our young boys.
I'd like to achieve a permanent state of those old War-Cocks not being listened to.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (oTk05)
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (p4NUW)
I guess he did an interview on OAN tonight laying out what he thinks. I haven't listened to it yet, just saw the tweet or whatever they are being called now. He's a fantastic researcher and he came from that world so he has an insider's view on how things work. If he's saying he has a 95% confidence level I think he's get everything but an actual smoking gun.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (LkLld)
I always feel bad for cops who have to cuff and detain or arrest a naked person. Also, I wonder if they hose out the back of the patrol car after a naked person has been in it. Yuch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (noPDf)
Canadian Morons excepted.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (gKDq2)
Just watched the Hannity interview with a group of GOP Senators. What I heard them say about Iran and nukes is as serious and concerning as anything Kennedy said in 1962. I was just a kid then and I still remember it.
Mrs D said the Iranians don't have a missile to reach the US. I told her they don't need one, just a ship to sail to within a couple hundred miles of the coastline.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (W/lyH)
She just gave a concession speech in which--get this--she claimed her defeat was proof the voters were racist.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (lHPJf)
But but she was mayor.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
If this happens, the Kremlin propagandists will have an absolute field day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (xTIDn)
Here in New England my neighbors complain about the shitty roads and town/city services constantly. Then they re-elect the same Dem assholes.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:25 PM (t0Rmr)
Guess we better call roll.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (gKWVE)
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Oh, wait... it's Monticello, Kentucky. Utah Morons can stand down. For now...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 08, 2025 10:25 PM (rxCpr)
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How does it handle split streams.
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2025 10:25 PM (8I4hW)
126 Dang.
Just watched the Hannity interview with a group of GOP Senators. What I heard them say about Iran and nukes is as serious and concerning as anything Kennedy said in 1962. I was just a kid then and I still remember it.
Mrs D said the Iranians don't have a missile to reach the US. I told her they don't need one, just a ship to sail to within a couple hundred miles of the coastline.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (W/lyH
People forget Iran WANTS the world to end in order to usher in their 'savior'.
They 100% intend to start a nuclear war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 10:26 PM (17l0u)
Back in the day, and still true for most police departments insofar as I can ascertain, at end of shift, the officer himself has to clean the rear compartment of the cruiser, first and foremost in order to find and identify any potential evidence that might have been left behind. For certain...biologicals, the officer might be able to call in some assistance.
Posted by: Count Orlok at April 08, 2025 10:26 PM (N7CNt)
One of the advantages the modern Russian media folks have over their Soviet predecessors is that they don't need to make things up to make the west look bad.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:26 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 08, 2025 10:13 PM (MZ+PY)
Possibly she is very accomplished at one particular vice? Biden put her in that job, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:18 PM (8zz6B)
So she's a beaver hunter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 08, 2025 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
For all my misadventures in life, I have been spared that particular experience.
Posted by: mindful webworker - got away with too much at April 08, 2025 10:26 PM (pEORa)
tinyurl.com/yz9feyna
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 10:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (MGB5H)
Like when Barack and Michelle raise the race card. He was only elected President twice.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 10:26 PM (VofaG)
They certainly aren't doing anything to disprove my theory that the Uke war is intended first and foremost to kill as many non-elite white Europeans as possible.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (noPDf)
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there's a youtube wherein just such a group of 'ladies' re-enact the battle of Pearl Harbor
https://youtu.be/d67rhIzUhhk
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
If this happens, the Kremlin propagandists will have an absolute field day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2025 10:24 PM (xTIDn)
In general ... regardless of what you've been steeped in at public school ... if Uncle Sam calls and you don't necessarily answer ? Well, then Uncle Sam might be full of shit.
Seems to me a republic of free people shouldn't even tolerate a draft.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (oTk05)
Posted by: Elliot Spritzer at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Quartermaster at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (fs8hc)
Bill Cosby should teach her how to get rid of the Ebonics. She sounds like an imbecile.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:25 PM (t0Rmr)
Well, the victorious challenger in STL is also a Dem, and probably an asshole. And though she had a gracious victory speech, I'm pretty sure she was drunk. But the city is already at Third World status, so at worse it'll be more of the same.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 08, 2025 10:28 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2025 10:19 PM (xTIDn)
Yep. First a Two-Tier Law Enforcement now a Two-Tier Draft. I'm coming more and more to the conclusion the British Government is not our ally. I believe there will be a great reset of alliances and allegiances under Trump. NATO will probably be the first test and hopefully Trump will walk away from any direct confrontation with Putin NATO proposes.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:28 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2025 10:28 PM (6TePA)
Posted by: The Quisling of Quislings at April 08, 2025 10:29 PM (xN4g5)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 08, 2025 10:28 PM (lHPJf)
To be fair I think that's what Chicago thought when they ousted Groot for Conehead. Boy were they surprised.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 10:29 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Quartermaster at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (fs8hc)
Is that a riddle?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 10:29 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: BruceWayne
What? No lemon wedge?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
She can and has spoken perfect English. It's just any time the Dem base can hear her she switches on the Ebonics. It's like Hillary's "ain't no ways tahhhhrd".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2025 10:31 PM (noPDf)
I'd like to achieve a permanent state of those old War-Cocks not being listened to.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (oTk05
The old War-Cocks better be careful they aren't too successful turning those boys into men.
Those men may have no interest in returning to third class citizen status. Nor may they be interested in following laws designed to keep them in that status.
That would be a shame.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2025 10:31 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne
What? No lemon wedge?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Well, not hold my pinky fancy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 10:31 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:31 PM (gToVg)
Hello, Jim SND! 😘😘😘
Hello, Jewells! ❤️❤️❤️
So lovely that you recognize the wonderful friends here!
God bless you Teresa. Your friends love, care about, and pray for you as well❣🙏🙏🙏!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 08, 2025 10:31 PM (0ohAJ)
Guess we better call roll.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (gKWVE)
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It's NOT SUNDAY nor the Book Thread!!!!!!
Posted by: Ciampino - mustn't overuse the zip at April 08, 2025 10:31 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 10:31 PM (ItxVu)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (lHPJf)
I'm so tired of this shit. The racism crap was old yesterday. Just like 'Murica is racist because it didn't elect a 'black woman' (who just happened to be an inarticulate imbecile).
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:33 PM (gKDq2)
History Lesson ... after we rebelled from them ? They ran a punitive war once we started sending a few sailing ships out to sea. Sent a few advisors, both sides, to watch our Civil War. According to WWI - the learned nothing.
Churchill did everything he could to draw us into Europe. The Brits rewarded him by cashing his ass out. And then they kinda' went back and forth - but not like France - like we slavishly supported NATO.
No. The Brits are not our friends.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:33 PM (oTk05)
Thank you again.
Posted by: 496 at April 08, 2025 10:33 PM (HKank)
Bill Cosby should teach her how to get rid of the Ebonics. She sounds like an imbecile.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
Especially as she went to the equivalent of my girls' prep school- she's not ghetto-fabulous in any way.
Posted by: sal at April 08, 2025 10:33 PM (f+FmA)
What was that about Ryan Routh's wife? I remember she was something of a riddle wrapped in enigma inside a mystery.
She was supposedly working for some entity that looked like a CIA front corp. This outfit had some web page full of all sorts of buzz word crap, but it was so vague it wasn't clear what this company was supposed to be doing.
I remember wondering if this wife was even an actual real person, or just some agent filling some made up persona.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 08, 2025 10:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 1964 at April 08, 2025 10:34 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: lin-duh
Whattaya mean??? He's right here.
😏
Posted by: mindful webworker - got away with too much at April 08, 2025 10:34 PM (pEORa)
Poted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 10:23 PM (LkLld)
Posts. Posts on X.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:34 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:35 PM (gToVg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Is Bluesky still calling their posts "skeets" or did they finally look that up on Urban Dictionary?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2025 10:35 PM (t5upi)
Liberal white lady says 4 of her 7 kids are queer, jokes that the other 3 are dead to her
https://shorturl.at/fkvzI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:36 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2025 10:25 PM (t0Rmr)
Massholes elect Assholes. Go figure.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:36 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Field of Dishonor at April 08, 2025 10:36 PM (xN4g5)
My sister's youngest is being induced for her first baby tomorrow- high blood pressure issues. He's 35 weeks and should be fine, but we would appreciate some prayers for Rosie and Baby Boy.
Thank you!
Posted by: sal at April 08, 2025 10:37 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 10:34 PM (gKDq2)
X-cretions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Spots? As in X marks the ....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:35 PM (gToVg)
I'd convert to mooselum. Rocky is our God and Bullwinkle is his Prophet! ULULULLULULLULU!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 08, 2025 10:37 PM (pIfcn)
https://shorturl.at/fkvzI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:36 PM (L/fGl)
Fruit of the poisoned cooter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
You’ve got it all wrong and are behind the times, Jasmine, darling.
Where I live people don’t get paid to find the plantation.
No, people come from all around the world to find a plantation and pay them to see how it was back in the Antebellum South.
They all enjoy themselves immensely seeing the beautiful houses and gardens, and learning about how life used to be during our shared history as flawed human beings.
They might even leave thankful about how far we’ve all come together and how much we’ve grown-up from our past.
We’ve even got an International African-American Museum.
$22.50 Adults, $14.50 Seniors, $10.50 Youth (6 - 16), and especially for you, Jasmine; Free - Children under 6.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 10:38 PM (6ydKt)
A very nice likeness of *any lefty* might work as well...
Is that wrong?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 08, 2025 10:38 PM (0ohAJ)
There are a bunch of charges that can be brought against her in a court martial that start with 'conduct unbecoming" or "conduct prejudicial"
She needs to be ground under foot to serve as an example. The Wikipedia links on her relief go to articles with the word "purge" in them. So yeah the propaganda organs are already in gear.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:38 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Sound like a Clutch song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:39 PM (gToVg)
Posted by: Swannee, How I Love Ya.. at April 08, 2025 10:39 PM (G5+As)
The White House@WhiteHouse
President Donald J. Trump planted a new MAGAnolia sapling at the White House — a direct descendant of the historic "Jackson Magnolia."
https://shorturl.at/bTNCy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:39 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Quartermaster at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (fs8hc)
Is that a riddle?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 10:29 PM (VofaG)
I think it's a reference to Vance's confrontation with Zelinski in the oval office.
Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 10:39 PM (Or35E)
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Most cops appear to have to do that themselves.
Posted by: Ciampino - don't vomit or I spit in your food? at April 08, 2025 10:40 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2025 10:41 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:42 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2025 10:41 PM (8I4hW)
A lot of people are "busy" on April 20.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 10:42 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:39 PM (gToVg)
The Rhodes Scholars are the same. It's a plan to get Britain and America back into one gov't.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2025 10:42 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Doof at April 08, 2025 10:43 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2025 10:43 PM (cYBz/)
Just watched the Hannity interview with a group of GOP Senators. What I heard them say about Iran and nukes is as serious and concerning as anything Kennedy said in 1962. I was just a kid then and I still remember it.
Mrs D said the Iranians don't have a missile to reach the US. I told her they don't need one, just a ship to sail to within a couple hundred miles of the coastline.
Posted by: Diogenes
No ship needed.
Put it in a container and ship it through an intermediate port.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)
We all celebrate Hitler's birthday in our own way...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2025 10:44 PM (xTIDn)
She just gave a concession speech in which--get this--she claimed her defeat was proof the voters were racist.
Posted by: Dr. T
Shouldn't that be " racist and misogynist". Geez, the poor woman can't even manage to be competent at her unfounded accusations.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
King is charged with indecent exposure (second degree), public intoxication (controlled substance), and disorderly conduct (second degree)."
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Isn't this, really, the origin story of the HQ?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 08, 2025 10:45 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 10:46 PM (Or35E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:46 PM (gUI23)
https://youtu.be/d67rhIzUhhk
Posted by: Don Black
And the women sneak into the stoning in Life of Brian.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:46 PM (L/fGl)
"By refusing to comply with the request to display the images of the President and Secretary of Defense, Chatfield has placed herself in a position that could be interpreted as a challenge to military order."
In the military there is nothing optional about "requests" from superiors. In this particular case she wasn't requested to do anything, she was directed to, and chose not to in a very public manner. Doom on her.
Posted by: Gosport at April 08, 2025 10:47 PM (7PUnr)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at April 08, 2025 10:47 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: sal
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She's as bought and paid for as AOC.
Another Soros seed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 10:48 PM (ItxVu)
Posted by: RickZ
It was the best they had!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Quartermaster at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (fs8hc)
A new troll?
A Concerned Republican Who Regrets Voting For Trump (tm)?
An Ukrainian spammer who needs to meet his quota or else he gets sent to the front lines?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 08, 2025 10:48 PM (imqen)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Cecil Rhodes was quite explicit about it being exactly that - he wanted to promote unity among English-speaking nations. Churchill wrote and spoke quite often about a political union of the "English-Speaking Peoples" of the world, turning the Anglosphere into a more formal arrangement.
Posted by: Count Orlok at April 08, 2025 10:48 PM (N7CNt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:49 PM (gUI23)
Hey, I'm lucky if I manage to just get it inside the bowl. Now I gotta carry a protractor and have a linear stream?
Ain' nobody got time fer dat.
Posted by: mindful webworker - now I'm p!$$ed at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (pEORa)
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Use that gravy boat we found in Grandpa's kitchen last Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Ciampino - splashing corrodes at April 08, 2025 10:49 PM (sPQoU)
I, for one, would enjoy Subaru Lesbians attempting to convert me. They could start by paying for a medium cooked Ribeye. And then they could talk about guns or cars or whatever else without saying a damn thing about the same shit I've heard wrong with my domicile for decades.
And then we could go bowling, maybe. I'd like that. Or shoot pool. Or go to a batting cage. I'm easy.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:49 PM (oTk05)
Posted by: Quartermaster at April 08, 2025 10:27 PM (fs8hc)
===
What actions?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2025 10:50 PM (7NKxb)
Thank you. That one had pretty much the entire M P cast dressed up as ladies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Count Orlok at April 08, 2025 10:48 PM (N7CNt)
Conan-Doyle even has Holmes get into the act in one of the stories.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2025 10:50 PM (0eaVi)
LOL, Boomer mad that our duly elected VP didn't genuflect to a corrupt foreign tyrant.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 08, 2025 10:50 PM (/uLqI)
They know nothing of negotiations. Trump can't play bad cop when meeting heads of state. So it calls for a subordinate to assume that role.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:51 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: Thrawn at April 08, 2025 10:51 PM (lUaF/)
Posted by: Taking Notes
Bout all we got from them is the common law.
And the language.
Just about everything else we got is because it was not British.
Like the Irish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 10:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Ain' nobody got time fer dat.
Posted by: mindful webworker - now I'm p!$$ed
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Andy Sipowicz, trying for thirty minutes.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 10:51 PM (ItxVu)
So the Darwin Challenge is to see how close you can get to winning a Darwin Award?
Post that on Tik-Tok and it'll thin the herd.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 10:51 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:53 PM (lUaF/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)
Poor deluded Human, we ain't that easy to whip up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:53 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Did someone say "fucking the fleet"?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2025 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
Hi, Doc
I didn't even know STL Mayor Tishaura Jones had lost until I read your post tonight!
At first, I assumed you were talking about former Rep. Cora Bush (D-MO), a Squad member, aka "MO's Sorrow."
Rep. Wesley Bell, the DEM who beat Cora Bush in the DEM primary, is a genuine upgrade, from what I've heard. Bell will vote the same as Bush (MAYBE less antisemitic), but people I trust have described him as professional & gentlemanly in court.
On the other side of our beloved Show Me State, I wonder if KC is going to FAFO with the Chiefs? Apparently, STL's experiences with the football Cardinals & the Rams is not seen as an object lesson.
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 10:53 PM (kd60y)
Posted by: Count Orlok
We don't want Irish!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:53 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 10:51 PM (ItxVu)
He needs to get his prostrate checked.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (wu4G7)
Wouldn't you just love being the guy who has to clean up the back seat of cop cars‽‽
Posted by: mindful webworker - sanitary at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (pEORa)
Have you seen the back seat of a Crown Vic police cruiser? Looks like it's designed to be hosed down.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:10 PM (Vqx30)
Yeah, no Rich Corinthian Leather, just hard plastic. Probably drain holes in the floor, too.
Posted by: BillyD at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (Yt3ED)
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you are welcome
the Monty Python videos crack me up every time, no matter how many repeat viewings
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:55 PM (lUaF/)
Posted by: BillyD at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (Yt3ED)
Yep, just hose it out with a pressure washer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (WvGHv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (L/fGl)
Because he could have shut his mouth at any time and took it backstage.
He wanted that spectacle not JD or Trump.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Obscure Heh.
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: GWB at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (fK6LX)
Posted by: Diogenes
What? Sure they do.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 10:57 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:55 PM (lUaF/)
Better than most of the cast in any Guy Ritchie movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (L/fGl)
Vampire beavers!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:57 PM (8zz6B)
We all celebrate Hitler's birthday in our own way...
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Vladimir Lenin's birthday is on the 22nd of Apr. That is also EARF Day. Not a coincidence.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 10:57 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (WvGHv)
Never heard that saying about cattle pissing on a flat rock, I guess.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 08, 2025 10:57 PM (/uLqI)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 08, 2025 10:50 PM (/uLqI)
I heard Treas. Sec Bessant talk about the whole thing. Bessant went to Kiev to get the signature for the agreement, and apparently "Zelenzky wasn't in a signing mood" and said he would sign it with Vance in Munich. When he went to Munich he refused to sign it and said he would do it in Washington. When he got to Washington he tried to bluff down Trump, and Vance who had already had a go around with him, seems to have had enough and stomped him, and Trump knowing just how many shots Zelenzky had been given to let the US be a sponsor, threw him out.
Man has never missed a chance to miss a chance.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:57 PM (gUI23)
He spoke about it as he was run out of the Continent by the Germans, couldn't support the French, and the Russians had also taken half of Poland ... you know, the same country HE declared war on for behalf of the Allies.
Churchill wanted American Industry, and Aussie and New Zealand, and Indians and whatever else he could talk into it ... and the man could talk when nobody was allowed to call bullshit.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:58 PM (oTk05)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:58 PM (lUaF/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:58 PM (lUaF/)
*looks in mirror*
Wha?? Naw!! Psshhhh!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Graffiti on the wall above hotel bar urinal:
We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
Posted by: Ciampino - attention to comma and spelling at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence
What the hell is she doing to her kids that makes them gay? I've known gay people. It doesn't generally run in families. She must be doing something.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (kpS4V)
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Dude. Churchill wasn't in the government when Britain declared war on Germany.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (6K6Eu)
I want one for Christmas.*
*Oh I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!" (song)
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 11:02 PM (kd60y)
Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (wu4G7)
Who was his running mate in 2020?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 11:03 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:03 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Quarterflash>>>Quartermaster
youtu.be/OqeKV2UYq1Q
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 11:03 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: coyne
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They were running a wedge on Reagan and would have made his nomination very difficult.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 11:03 PM (ItxVu)
Apparently our ancestors would screw anything that moved.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 11:04 PM (VNX3d)
We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
Posted by: Ciampino - attention to comma and spelling at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (sPQoU)
Saw one:
"Please don't put cigarette butts is the urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays"
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2025 11:04 PM (8I4hW)
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That's what passes for a "discovery" these days? Any male that ever used a urinal knows that.
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 08, 2025 11:04 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 10:46 PM (gUI23)
True.
But the mullahs want the big boom. Once they make the decision, they will want the stage. They'll want credit for a successful attack, not something that has little impact and results in them being turned into a burnt cinder.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2025 11:05 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:58 PM (lUaF/)
Apparently, it's dodos. Which extincticated themselves by virtue of excessive yumminess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 11:05 PM (8zz6B)
Researchers discovered that when urine hits a surface at less than 30 degrees, splashback is reduced by 95% compared to perpendicular impact.
>For the average man, 5'9" with a 3" wienie, - what about blowback for the rest of us real people?
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 08, 2025 11:05 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
My grade school had urinal air freshener mats, or whatever you call them, with bullseye targets on them.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 11:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 08, 2025 11:06 PM (uJWG4)
Apparently our ancestors would screw anything that moved.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Including 'newcomers' from south of the border.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 11:06 PM (lUaF/)
_D.J. Trump
https://tinyurl.com/d9ahjck3
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 11:07 PM (ItxVu)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2025 11:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 11:08 PM (lUaF/)
Because he could have shut his mouth at any time and took it backstage.
He wanted that spectacle not JD or Trump.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Thats what the concern troll was mewling about? What a douche. I notice it hasn't come back. Probably giggling with the Lincoln PedoProject boyz.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 11:08 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (6K6Eu)
And here it is. You can't talk anything bad about Churchill - or Lincoln - or other Totems to certain generations that just know what they know.
Lord of the Admiralty.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 11:08 PM (oTk05)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
My grade school had urinal air freshener mats, or whatever you call them, with bullseye targets on them.
Posted by: mikeski
We had a hogtrough in the middle of the room.
They preferred station was on the narrow and try to reach the far end.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 11:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 11:09 PM (lUaF/)
You can hardly get them to put the lid down...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
You would be incorrect.
Posted by: Archimedes
We can ignore it when wearing pants. It's hard to ignore when wearing shorts.
This is why, if the previous user was "letting it mellow," you flush before you go.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
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Talking bad =/= talking stupid.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:09 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 11:03 PM (VofaG)
— —
Wence, Fence, Race Bannon?
I forget the guys name.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:09 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: PabloD at April 08, 2025 11:11 PM (bA3Gd)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2025 11:11 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 11:08 PM (sAmhv)
Crying at Stacey's place. Anyone who doubts Ukraine is losing, he calls a Putin symp.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2025 11:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: PabloD at April 08, 2025 11:11 PM (bA3Gd)
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Yikes! See you in Yakima!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:12 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: PabloD at April 08, 2025 11:11 PM (bA3Gd)
I hope the surgeon who took it out showed it a good time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 11:12 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:58 PM (lUaF/)
Apparently, it's dodos. Which extincticated themselves by virtue of excessive yumminess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 11:05 PM (8zz6B)
I think all this DNA animal is basically total bullshit.
Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 11:12 PM (wu4G7)
We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
Posted by: Ciampino - attention to comma and spelling at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (sPQoU)
Saw one:
"Please don't put cigarette butts is the urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays"
Posted by: javems at April 08, 2025 11:04 PM (8I4hW)
***
In the bathroom at the little airport I work at as a kid:
Pilots with short pitot tubes and low manifold pressure please step close.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2025 11:12 PM (W/lyH)
Poor deluded Human, we ain't that easy to whip up.
Posted by: Anna Puma
I mentioned this in the Cafe, but since dire wolves were a big topic in last night's ONT, too.....
Babylon Bee: Dire Wolves Extinct Again After New Dr. Fauci Experiments
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 11:12 PM (DgGvY)
I wonder which is more obvious. The US celebrating FDR by passing rules to make sure no other politician get to sit in the office that long ? Or the Brits celebrating Churchill by voting him out.
As much as I dislike the Silents ? Smarter than the Boomers. They had the will to follow leaders and play along, until it was not longer necessary.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 11:13 PM (oTk05)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 11:13 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: PabloD at April 08, 2025 11:11 PM (bA3Gd)
My dad had an emergency one also. Came on suddenly. Don't worry about the Yakima Mome. If you Canute do it, you can't.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 08, 2025 11:13 PM (0eaVi)
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A prayer for complete and immediate healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2025 11:14 PM (7NKxb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 11:14 PM (ItxVu)
Posted by: elementary school at April 08, 2025 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
Give bio-tech and plastic surgery about a decade or two and they’ll make it happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:16 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2025 11:17 PM (AOsQT)
My friend, J, will be having a myelogram on 4/23 to determine if back surgery to relieve her chronic pain is doable. Prayers for a positive outcome will be welcome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:17 PM (6K6Eu)
Give bio-tech and plastic surgery about a decade or two and they’ll make it happen.
=
95% of them will have started as dudes, though.
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2025 11:18 PM (Dnobf)
In one brief part of a recent interview he was talking about Romania being a CIA terrorist recruitment and drug trade hub. My complaint rests on the fact that he's not time to talk about Transnistria being a FSB terrorist recruitment and drug trade hub.
The result being the impression that there's not a real spy vs spy game being played between disparate enemy groups.
Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2025 11:18 PM (XxeK+)
youtu.be/knh8skpSQLs
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 11:18 PM (gKWVE)
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Dude. Churchill wasn't in the government when Britain declared war on Germany.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (6K6Eu)
Churchill became Prime Minister on May 10, 1940. The day the Germans attacked France, Belgium, and the Netherlands. Because Neville Chamberlain's government was finally done, after the Germans took Norway while kicking the butts of small forces of the Royal Navy, RAF, the British Army that Chamberlain sent to try to stop the Germans.
Posted by: Gref at April 08, 2025 11:19 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
They're in Schiphol in Amsterdam.
Posted by: Abzod at April 08, 2025 11:20 PM (0X8xl)
sign on my uncle's basement bathroom door:
This is a teepee
for you to pee pee
It's not a wigwam
to beat your tom tom
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2025 11:20 PM (AOsQT)
Already had one woman turn herself into a walking horror show by altering her face to look more feline.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:20 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: living to see man made horrors beyond comprehension at April 08, 2025 11:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2025 11:18 PM (Dnobf)
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This checks out.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:21 PM (6ydKt)
At a seafood restaurant west of Biloxi the menu, in small italics, indicated that the shrimp were not from America.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 11:22 PM (ItxVu)
Glad the last thing you heard before going under wasn't "Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can rebuild him."
Wishing you speedy and complete recovery.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 08, 2025 11:22 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:22 PM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:20 PM (gUI23)
Already plenty of Aztecs turning themselves into Orcs by means of face and neck tats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 11:23 PM (8zz6B)
But at some point she'll find out 36% of her district is Hispanic and they don't cotton to a black girl that talks like a street corner ho.
Posted by: Justin Credible at April 08, 2025 11:23 PM (sAMJ6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has announced an investigation into @USAfencing for violating state law after they EXPELLED a female fencer from a WOMEN'S tournament for refusing to compete against a MALE.
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Touché!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 11:24 PM (L/fGl)
Sometimes a man gets distracted.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 11:25 PM (l3YAf)
Already had one woman turn herself into a walking horror show by altering her face to look more feline.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:20 PM (gUI23)
Jocelyn Wildenstein is the worst esxample of (too much) plastic surgery I have ever seen. She looks like something from Barnum And Bailey's Freak Show.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 11:25 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 08, 2025 11:25 PM (ZPsSk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 08, 2025 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
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Why does that conger up Ruth Buzzi?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 08, 2025 11:25 PM (wlVaM)
Already had one woman turn herself into a walking horror show by altering her face to look more feline.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:20 PM (gUI23)
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Yeah I remember her.
It really was horrid.
I think that lady died not too long ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:26 PM (6ydKt)
So Lizzo and Stacey Abrams?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:03 PM (gUI23)
So those two giant whores showed up on the previous thread about grumpy hippos. They do seem to get around.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:26 PM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 11:26 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 11:25 PM (l3YAf)
How long does it take to pee?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:27 PM (eQO/Z)
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Touché!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
This was already an epee thread.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:27 PM (gUI23)
It really was horrid.
I think that lady died not too long ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:26 PM (6ydKt)
That kind of crap has to be painful. And not fixable.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:27 PM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 11:28 PM (kd60y)
Sometimes a man gets distracted.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 11:25 PM (l3YAf)
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Sometimes, like Sunday at 3 a.m., for example, the man is standing still but the toilet won’t stop moving.
You gotta cut us some slack when the game is rigged.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:29 PM (6ydKt)
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has announced an investigation into @USAfencing for violating state law after they EXPELLED a female fencer from a WOMEN'S tournament for refusing to compete against a MALE.
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Touché!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence
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They are going to spend a whole lot of money trying to break Paxton; or save Cornyn. Same act different perspective.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 11:29 PM (ItxVu)
Posted by: coyne
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They were running a wedge on Reagan and would have made his nomination very difficult.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 11:03 PM (ItxVu)
Trump/Pence was a shotgun marriage. Nobody else in the GOP was willing to run with 1.0.
2.0 - well, that was a different story altogether.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 08, 2025 11:30 PM (A54dr)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:27 PM (eQO/Z)
Twenty seconds or so. That’s long enough to get distracted, catch yourself peeing over the rim, make a mess trying to get it back on target, get distracted again, catch yourself peeing over the rim a second time, etc.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 11:30 PM (l3YAf)
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has announced an investigation into @USAfencing for violating state law after they EXPELLED a female fencer from a WOMEN'S tournament for refusing to compete against a MALE.
No announce, just do.
- Yoda
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 08, 2025 11:31 PM (3HOY3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:31 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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After a certain age it may take a long time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 11:31 PM (ItxVu)
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has announced an investigation into @USAfencing for violating state law after they EXPELLED a female fencer from a WOMEN'S tournament for refusing to compete against a MALE.
No announce, just do.
- Yoda
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)
Yoga: Punish or not punish, there is no talk.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 11:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 10:51 PM (ItxVu)
He needs to get his prostrate checked.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 10:54 PM (0aYVJ)
I remember that episode! Andy was a great character. A flawed human being, but a great character.
Posted by: BillyD at April 08, 2025 11:31 PM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Indirect fire is the way to go.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 11:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Exactly! Why do women even buy those optical illusion toilet seats?? What’s the purpose?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 11:32 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 08, 2025 11:31 PM (3HOY3)
I keep reading your nic as "L. Ron Hobbit".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 11:33 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 08, 2025 11:32 PM (/lPRQ)
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You need a spotter for that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:33 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 08, 2025 11:00 PM (kpS4V)
Phorusrhacids, terror birds.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 11:34 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:34 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 08, 2025 11:35 PM (3HOY3)
Calvin and/or Hobbes...no way! Don't ruin this for me🤮!!! Yowzer!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 08, 2025 10:22 PM (0ohAJ)
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+1. I have the hardbound, multi-volumr collection of C and H
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 08, 2025 11:35 PM (0/b2/)
Hubby was unsteady on his feet, so began sitting to pee (for safety!) and it made cleaning much nicer for me.
Until dementia set in-- he'd forget to 'tuck'-- and pee would shoot straight ahead, between bowl and seat, right out onto the floor. *all of it* not just a splash.
Heh. I can laugh now, but it was NOT funny then!
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2025 11:35 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
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People who used to live on Crete?
Posted by: Ciampino - foreign sounding at April 08, 2025 11:35 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - foreign sounding at April 08, 2025 11:35 PM (sPQoU)
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They would be cretins.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:36 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: PabloD at April 08, 2025 11:11 PM (bA3Gd)
That's not good. I mean the appendectomy, not the surviving part. Hospitals suck.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 11:38 PM (D7oie)
Hawk-winged saber-tooth bunny rabbits. That kind of thing.
https://youtu.be/WpKYQDUpW8Y
Clocking out now. G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and so it goes at April 08, 2025 11:38 PM (pEORa)
Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2025 11:38 PM (XxeK+)
Hawk-winged saber-tooth bunny rabbits. That kind of thing.
https://youtu.be/WpKYQDUpW8Y
Clocking out now. G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and so it goes at April 08, 2025 11:38 PM (pEORa)
I vote for geese that lay golden eggs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 11:40 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 11:40 PM (VNX3d)
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IIRR, Isaac Asimov did a humorous short essay on the physics/biology of golden egg laying. Turns out both the geese and the eggs would be highly radioactive.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 08, 2025 11:42 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:22 PM (eQO/Z)
Do you have the room to install a urinal? That might help.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 11:43 PM (D7oie)
So perfect gift for the oligarch who thinks they have everything,
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:43 PM (gUI23)
We’ve even got an International African-American Museum.
..... International African-American .....
What does this even mean? Like an International Italian-American?
Posted by: Ciampino - foreign sounding only at April 08, 2025 11:43 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Anna Puma
People@people
HorsegiirL Is Half-Human, Half-Horse and a Full Musician. How She Went from the Farm to Coachella (Exclusive)
https://shorturl.at/JY0tg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 11:44 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:27 PM (eQO/Z)
Longer and longer as a man gets older,
Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 11:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 11:45 PM (lUaF/)
They would cross the streams.
This is when I made them pee outside. Even in winter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 11:47 PM (EoCE8)
Noone on the Left cares about any investigation. They know they have total impunity to persecute their political opponents on the right without having any blow back. They have done it time and again without repercussion.
Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 11:49 PM (wu4G7)
Above urinal on wall. Series of arrows point up.
Leads to text,
Why are you looking up here?
The joke is in your hand.
Posted by: CapeFear at April 08, 2025 11:49 PM (m5CSO)
Whoohoo! Good on you! I had mine removed after it perfed May 10 last year!
Don’t take the oxy longer than a day or so. That stuff backs you up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 11:50 PM (EoCE8)
JQ, wow, I went through all of that bathroom stuff also, it was a nightmare!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 08, 2025 11:50 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:50 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 08, 2025 11:54 PM (wsxZU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:55 PM (gUI23)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 11:27 PM (eQO/Z)
Longer and longer as a man gets older,
Posted by: Kindltot
Which can be offset by a certain lack of volume.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 08, 2025 11:56 PM (wsxZU)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 11:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2025 11:57 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 08, 2025 11:54 PM (wsxZU)
Are you planning to come up to the Valley of the Sunstroke?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 11:57 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: PabloD at April 08, 2025 11:59 PM (bA3Gd)
Posted by: PabloD
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If you've got an IV you're probably taking pain med.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:00 AM (ItxVu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:50 PM (gUI23)
I have no idea what this means.
Posted by: coyne at April 09, 2025 12:01 AM (wu4G7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 09, 2025 12:02 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 12:02 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2025 12:02 AM (gUI23)
Posted by: PabloD at April 08, 2025 11:59 PM (bA3Gd)
How many people will, when they say "knock on wood," knock on their forehead?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 12:02 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: PabloD at April 09, 2025 12:02 AM (bA3Gd)
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I read Knuffle Bunny to the kids. Similar story.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2025 12:03 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Was. Am now going to be flying home on Monday next.
Life keeps crashing in on my well made plans.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 09, 2025 12:03 AM (wsxZU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 12:02 AM (Aqu9a)
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A plumb bob would probably suffice.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2025 12:03 AM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2025 12:04 AM (gUI23)
The duck flew up onto a shelf, waddled a little further, and then laid an egg, which rolled off the shelf, landed on the floor, and exploded like a hand grenade.
I have never been able to find that clip on youtube. Don't think it was the Stooges, or the Marx brothers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:04 AM (8zz6B)
Macron: “The humanitarian situation in Gaza is unbearable”
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What can we do to help worsen it?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:06 AM (ItxVu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:06 AM (ItxVu)
Send bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (wsxZU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (gUI23)
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Have you checked some of the suburbs of Paris or Marseilles lately?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:06 AM (ItxVu)
Send bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Drop bears?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2025 12:10 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2025 12:11 AM (gUI23)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:06 AM (ItxVu)
Send bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Drop bears?
Posted by: Count de Monet
Cocaine bears with freaking lasers!
Posted by: Dr. Moderately Bad at April 09, 2025 12:11 AM (wsxZU)
The Aussie palaeos tell me that no, they did not hunt from trees.
I was disappoint.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 12:12 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:06 AM (ItxVu)
Send bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Send Neil Young and Yoko Ono to do a charity concert. Cher and Madonna could also perform, but in swimwear.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 12:12 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2025 12:12 AM (gUI23)
Reckon the Gazans deserve worse than that.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 12:13 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Braenyard
Every dead terrorist improves it a skosh.
Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 12:14 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2025 12:15 AM (gUI23)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 09, 2025 12:15 AM (lUaF/)
Posted by: Braenyard
Send bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Drop bears?
Posted by: Count de Monet
You could parachute them in. Seems a bit James Bond Villianish, though.
Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 12:16 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Drop bears?
Posted by: Count de Monet
>Dire Bears. This ain't no motherfucking joke!
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 09, 2025 12:16 AM (fY84s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 10:58 PM (lUaF/)
Apparently, it's dodos. Which extincticated themselves by virtue of excessive yumminess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 11:05 PM (8zz6B)
How fast they can clone the animals depends in part upon suitable surrogates and gestation times. If I understand correctly, they either already have or are about to implant wooly mammoth embryos, so those won't even be born, if they ever are, for close to two years.
The CEO talked about having the complete genome for Stellar's Sea Cow, which are thirty foot manatees. But they have nothing to use for implantation. Turns out, these guys are cutting edge on synthetic wombs. But it sounds like they haven't got that part ready for prime time yet.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2025 12:16 AM (pIfcn)
EXEMPTIONS FROM POLLUTION REGULATIONS GRANTED TO DOZENS OF COAL PLANTS THAT HELP SUSTAIN THE ELECTRICITY GRID OF THE UNITED STATES
-theHill
Bet they choked on that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:17 AM (ItxVu)
They are called artificial wombs you boffin. Go read science fiction.
Downside, gene designed babies with hidden genetic booby traps or "those who control the wombs control the nation."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2025 12:19 AM (gUI23)
-theHill
Bet they choked on that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Nods head with sage approval.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 09, 2025 12:19 AM (wsxZU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 09, 2025 12:20 AM (lUaF/)
Posted by: Count de Monet
You could parachute them in. Seems a bit James Bond Villianish, though.
Posted by: mikeski
-------
When they get that chute off they will be ready for diruption.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:20 AM (ItxVu)
'I’m returning from DC where I spent 5 days attending the 14 Transportation Bn Reunion.
15 years ago we had about 500 attendees, this year it was 38.
At 75 I’m one of the youngest members. They decided this year that this would be the last one.'
Link, for the unit curious: https://shorter.me/6kfa5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2025 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
The CEO talked about having the complete genome for Stellar's Sea Cow, which are thirty foot manatees. But they have nothing to use for implantation. Turns out, these guys are cutting edge on synthetic wombs. But it sounds like they haven't got that part ready for prime time yet.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2025 12:16 AM (pIfcn)
Well, for a bird, they don't need a womb. They just have to swap the embryo in an egg from a bird of suitable size.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:24 AM (8zz6B)
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Will reduce our precious National Reserve of Coders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2025 12:25 AM (XeU6L)
US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth threatens China and vows to take back the Panama Canal.
"China did not build this canal. China does not operate this canal and China will not weaponize this canal. Together, we will take back the canal from China's influence."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 09, 2025 12:27 AM (ItxVu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 12:24 AM (8zz6B)
Yeah, he mentioned the Dodo as one of the animals they had the DNA for. He basically said they need about ten good copies of an animal genome, even if they lived thousands of years apart, to fill in all the blanks or whatever.
How big is a dodo? Turkey eggs? Emu? Tupperware and some Great Value egg substitutes?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2025 12:27 AM (pIfcn)
Simone Simon
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 11:31 PM (gUI23)
----
Simone
Y E S !!
Posted by: Ciampino - the voice at April 09, 2025 12:28 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 09, 2025 12:28 AM (lUaF/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2025 12:27 AM (pIfcn)
it is really hard to grow a chick in a glass, though there have been some people who succeeded. Dodo is a pigeon, but I suppose some sort of goose would work.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2025 12:31 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ciampino - the pit at April 09, 2025 12:31 AM (sPQoU)
Simone Simon
Posted by: Anna Puma
Simone
Y E S !!
Posted by: Ciampino - the voice
The actress from Curse of the Cat People, not the singer from Epica. That's Simone Simons. Plural.
Plural? I'd take two.
Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 12:32 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at April 09, 2025 12:34 AM (Cu0iA)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2025 12:16 AM (pIfcn)
It's total BS. Bringing back things that may or may not ever existed will not happen.
Posted by: coyne at April 09, 2025 12:37 AM (wu4G7)
Glad the last thing you heard before going under wasn't "Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can rebuild him."
Now he makes those cool noises when he runs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2025 12:37 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 09, 2025 12:40 AM (gKWVE)
@HotshotWake
Multiple wildfires have spread across Guangxi Province in China over the last few days. This is some of the most unique topography I’ve seen on fire.
https://tinyurl.com/4knh7t7y
Posted by: 13times at April 09, 2025 12:41 AM (XxeK+)
Posted by: Ciampino
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We are at about half of what we had in 2012. Takes a long time to replenish
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2025 12:45 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2025 12:48 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2025 12:48 AM (1m82a)
We are at about half of what we had in 2012. Takes a long time to replenish Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2025 12:45 AM (XeU6L)
It's an unnecessary relic of the 1970s anyway. The Permian Basin is our strategic reserve.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2025 12:49 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2025 12:45 AM (XeU6L)
I'm not worried about it. Oil prices will get low enough to make it easy. Trump will finish his term with record reserves.
Posted by: coyne at April 09, 2025 12:50 AM (wu4G7)
———-
Look, Jack, those Peruvian tranny comic books don’t come cheap
Posted by: Joe Bidin at April 09, 2025 12:52 AM (gToVg)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2025 12:52 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2025 12:52 AM (w6EFb)
I see absolutely no way this could go badly.
Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2025 12:53 AM (QfvaV)
Farmed all day until the hail and lightning drove me under cover just after dark. I’m bushed.
Posted by: Ifotnothing at April 09, 2025 12:57 AM (0ax8W)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2025 12:48 AM (1m82a)
Coal as the prime grid fuel? Where do you think nuclear fits in?
Posted by: coyne at April 09, 2025 12:58 AM (wu4G7)
Three people have been declared dead and three other victims have been transported to the hospital.
The conditions of the injured victims are not known at this time. Officials also do not know the ages of the victims yet.
The Sheriff's Office says the investigation is active and fluid. At this time, no suspects have been taken into custody.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=rbnmv3HmFBY
Posted by: Ciampino - the pits at April 09, 2025 01:03 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 09, 2025 01:10 AM (3/XaG)
https://mol.im/a/14583639
Posted by: Ciampino - speedy at April 09, 2025 01:16 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2025 12:48 AM (1m82a)
Nuclear is far better than coal. Thankfully, I don't think anyone will be investing in obsolete coal-fired electrical plants. Hopefully, the last of them can be shut down in the next 5 years. If you want to breathe the crap, they've got tons of it in India and China.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 01:16 AM (l3YAf)
https://mol.im/a/14584065
Posted by: Ciampino - probably been there a couple of days at April 09, 2025 01:19 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: coyne at April 09, 2025 01:19 AM (wu4G7)
https://mol.im/a/14584871
Posted by: Ciampino - insults? No this is a bop on the head at April 09, 2025 01:21 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino - what a waste at April 09, 2025 01:28 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Ciampino
The song definitely should have stopped after the drummers drumming.
Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 01:32 AM (DgGvY)
https://mol.im/a/14584871
Posted by: Ciampino - insults? No this is a bop on the head at April 09, 2025 01:21 AM (sPQoU)
Sigh. We’re going to end up spending millions to get this doofus back, aren’t we?
We need a President who will say “You got yourself into this mess, it’s your problem. Our laws don’t apply outside our borders, and if you go overseas don’t be surprised if you get arrested for something stupid.”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 01:33 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 01:16 AM (l3YAf)
Nuclear is fine, but with proper stack scrubbers, coal plants emit only CO2 and water vapor, neither of which are pollutants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 01:37 AM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/14583577
Posted by: Ciampino - what a washout at April 09, 2025 01:37 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Wind Farms at April 09, 2025 01:38 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Wind Farms at April 09, 2025 01:40 AM (mH6SG)
https://mol.im/a/14584065
Posted by: Ciampino - probably been there a couple of days at April 09, 2025 01:19 AM (sPQoU)
Potential Darwin Award winners.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 01:41 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Solyndra at April 09, 2025 01:41 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ciampino - who farted at April 09, 2025 01:42 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: A bat at April 09, 2025 01:43 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Solar Farms at April 09, 2025 01:45 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Solar Farms at April 09, 2025 01:46 AM (mH6SG)
https://mol.im/a/14584749
Posted by: Ciampino - who farted at April 09, 2025 01:42 AM (sPQoU)
The stock photo in the DM article is of the Trans-Alaska pipeline. Keystone is all underground.
Posted by: A bat at April 09, 2025 01:47 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Solar Farms at April 09, 2025 01:46 AM (mH6SG)
Shouldn't have stowed away in a jet airliner's wheel well, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 01:48 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2025 12:48 AM (r5tfK)
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Scientific and medical measurements are all metric.
Posted by: Ciampino - emgineers are dragging their feet at April 09, 2025 01:55 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Scientific and medical measurements are all metric.
Posted by: Ciampino
It helps teach unit conversions. Input: pints. Output: liters.
Posted by: mikeski at April 09, 2025 01:59 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - emgineers are dragging their feet at April 09, 2025 01:55 AM (sPQoU)
It's because you're a-peein' in a bottle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 02:00 AM (8zz6B)
Swing shift kind of sucks that way.
Loving the new job but they have discovered my other skills.
The ones I no longer want to do.
I want to sit at a desk and make stickers and look at computer screens.
Not lay 20,000 square feet of antistatic flooring.
I'm beat and way to old for that shit.
Only 18,000 feet left.
Posted by: Reforger at April 09, 2025 02:12 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 09, 2025 02:15 AM (0nHVk)
https://mol.im/a/14583577
Posted by: Ciampino - what a washout at April 09, 2025 01:37 AM (sPQoU)
Maybe it's time to have "the talk" with black yutes, concerning smacking their bitches up.
Like, quit doing that, you troglodyte.
Or, you know, go to jail, for a very long time.
I'm sure it was "self-defense" against being "disrespected."
Fuck off.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 09, 2025 02:16 AM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 02:23 AM (8zz6B)
@ABC7 1h
Chaos on the 134 Fwy. after suspects flee a hit-and-run crash, sparking a search in a nearby neighborhood. An armed woman comes out of a house and is shot. A suspect in underwear is arrested. @ABC7Leanne breaks down the wild scene. Tonight at 11 from ABC7.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2025 02:31 AM (mlg/3)
https://mol.im/a/14584065
Posted by: Ciampino - probably been there a couple of days at April 09, 2025 01:19 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2025 01:41 AM (8zz6B)
-
FIFY
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 09, 2025 03:10 AM (3UbC6)
- - -
Guess we better call roll.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (gKWVE)
Ha!
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 03:21 AM (CQE5S)
Give bio-tech and plastic surgery about a decade or two and they’ll make it happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 11:16 PM (6ydKt)
-
Cats? Pffffffffffffffttttttttttt!!!!!!!!
https://tinyurl.com/yy3ed7w9
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 09, 2025 03:31 AM (3UbC6)
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 03:34 AM (CQE5S)
Hosting company had a partial internet outage. I was panicking until I found out the server was still reachable from a virtual server I happen to have in the same city, though not elsewhere.
Seems to be mostly fine now, though if you can't read this you should let me know.
Update: Down again, up again. This outage took out the virtual server too, so it's affecting that whole area and not just the hosting company.
I'm taking fresh backups just in case. The last full offsite backup is two weeks old, which is a lot better than some situations I've been in but also not perfect.
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 03:35 AM (CQE5S)
https://mol.im/a/14584871
Posted by: Ciampino - insults? No this is a bop on the head at April 09, 2025 01:21 AM (sPQoU)
Sigh. We’re going to end up spending millions to get this doofus back, aren’t we?
We need a President who will say “You got yourself into this mess, it’s your problem. Our laws don’t apply outside our borders, and if you go overseas don’t be surprised if you get arrested for something stupid.”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 09, 2025 01:33 AM (l3YAf)
Too soon to set up a GoFundMe for a t-shirt that says "Beat Me," in Thai, for the fool?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 09, 2025 03:37 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Wind Farms at April 09, 2025 01:40 AM (mH6SG)
Everybody hurts, sometimes.
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 03:40 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2025 03:43 AM (ypFCm)
Honestly with Bari Weiss
@thehonestlypod
15h
Axios founder @MikeAllen says the media’s failure to cover Biden’s mental decline “was all the worst parts of ‘reporter brain’ coming together.”
Reporters had “an insecurity, a herd mentality… The herd wanted the approval of the White House. They didn't want to look like they were being ideological.”
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 03:57 AM (CQE5S)
Also good morning, good people, from the Adirondacks. May all effort from you result in maximum benefit to you, and commensurate heartburn form the leftwit fungi infesting us.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at April 09, 2025 03:58 AM (hKoQL)
@redsteeze retweeted:
@bonchieredstate
4h
Yeah, that was it. Reporters just didn’t want to appear ideological so they lied to the American people about Biden being a vegetable.
This crap is more insulting than the press just admitting their bias.
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 03:58 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: m
Lots of retards there.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 09, 2025 04:02 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 04:03 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: m at April 09, 2025 04:27 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 09, 2025 04:30 AM (O7YUW)
like to ask if you don't mind. I was curious to
know how you center yourself and clear your head before writing.
I have had a difficult time clearing my mind in getting my
ideas out. I truly do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are wasted
just trying to figure out how to begin. Any recommendations
or tips? Thank you!
Posted by: CBG �l at April 09, 2025 02:54 PM (VFKZ7)
Exactly where are your contact details though?
Posted by: outdoor led display at April 10, 2025 04:21 PM (L8++u)
till now. But, what in regards to the bottom line? Are you certain in regards
to the source?
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