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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2025 07:31 PM (ypFCm) Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 07:34 PM (gZrF5) 3
YAY DOGS!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2025 07:35 PM (/Ghsb) 4
Doggie changing his mind has me cracking up
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2025 07:35 PM (ypFCm) 5
Dog safety in the top photo. At least he got a cap as he grew up.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 07:36 PM (VNX3d) 6
Ah, someone got my "Stalag 17" reference.
--------- One of my favourite films. Posted by: andycanuck _______________ Mine too. As soon as I typed that I thought, "I've got to look up that movie and watch it again." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ======= A friend of mine worked with a guy who'd been a WW2 PoW and said the scene of the two guys painting the stripe down the middle of the road as if they'd been ordered to do it to see the female Russian PoWs showering happened at his camp. Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 07:37 PM (/tzYP) 7
That hippo has quite the bow wave.
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2025 07:37 PM (n2swS) 8
Threatsweeper said this was an unsafe site
Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:37 PM (2NXcZ) 9
That hippo has quite the bow wave.
--------- I know so little about hippos. IF he had caught the boat I assume he would have attempted to tip the boat (and probably succeed). But then what? Injure or kill the boat's skipper? And then what? Eat him? Or just take pride in a job well done? Posted by: Crusader at April 08, 2025 07:39 PM (TN0g+) 10
I'm sorry, I love dogs, but please have my head examined if you ever see me paying to give a dog a spa treatment.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 07:40 PM (6ydKt) 11
I don't think I would like that spa treatment. Somehow it's a little too personal. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 07:40 PM (asZHj) Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:40 PM (2NXcZ) 13
So much doggo
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:41 PM (17l0u) 14
Yeah, the pooch getting her first bed was adorable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 08, 2025 07:41 PM (tT6L1) 15
Yay, Ludacris Cam!
I want Steve Inman to do the commentary for CivWar 2. I guess he kind of already is.. 🤔 Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 07:41 PM (l3YAf) 16
And when done, the Most Pampered Dog runs out in the yard, and rolls in his own poop.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2025 07:42 PM (QAkQ3) 17
3 Penn students got their visas revoked by government
Carry on with your Cafe videos Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2025 07:42 PM (ypFCm) 18
The lack of mephitic Spheniscidae digestive residue is appreciated.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 07:43 PM (0sNs1) 19
Y'all want a spoiled dog? I'll give you a spoiled dog. It was my dog when I was a kid. *Everyone* spoiled that dog, because he was a very good boy.
My dad was always generous with leftovers. I once caught my mom cooking a little *steak* for him. But what takes the cake is random strangers. This dog liked to roam. If someone left the gate open - which, being a house full of teenagers with numerous no good friends, happened often - he'd run. He'd wander about for several hours and then eventually come home. Well one day, he got out and we tried to chase him down and failed, and had an appointment we couldn't miss. So my mom and I got into the car and left, assuming he'd be home when we got back. Two miles away, up by the highway, we saw him. At a hot dog stand. Eating a free hot dog from the vendor. My mom stopped the car and I got out and called him. The hot dog vendor perked up and said, "oh, is that your dog? He's the best! What a great dog! I always give him a hot dog when he comes. He likes relish, but not ketchup." Good grief that dog had a charmed life. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 07:43 PM (WkNQM) 20
Yeah, sorry, you don't hit girls unless your life is in danger. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (j4U/Z) 21
I love Inman's clips
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (WkNQM) 22
3 Penn students got their visas revoked by government
Carry on with your Cafe videos Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2025 07:42 PM (ypFCm) Did they revoke their mastercards as well? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (VNX3d) 23
A little Innan for the evening. Life is good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (Wnv9h) 24
Yeah, sorry, you don't hit girls unless your life is in danger.
Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (j4U/Z) ++++ If they hit you first, it's fair game. Actions have consequences and women were liberated. You can't have it both ways. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 07:45 PM (WkNQM) 25
I cannot imagine either of my doggos sitting still for all that spa stuff. As soon as anyone touches the feet... run for the hills!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 07:45 PM (eQO/Z) 26
Inman. I can't type today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2025 07:45 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: eleven at April 08, 2025 07:45 PM (0HaGk) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2025 07:45 PM (/Ghsb) 29
Hippos kill more people in Africa then any other animal. They are mean fuckers.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 08, 2025 07:46 PM (Vj4xA) 30
Yeah, sorry, you don't hit girls unless your life is in danger.
----------- Well you know it depends, sometimes it refocuses them into behaving better... Posted by: Sean Connery at April 08, 2025 07:46 PM (TN0g+) 31
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Yeah, sorry, you don't hit girls unless your life is in danger. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (j4U/Z) Uh... yeah... sorry... I'll never hit a Lady... but a Lady would never hit me first. Hit me? You get equality... good and hard. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2025 07:46 PM (QAkQ3) 32
Whippets would love he spa treatment, especially the toepad massage. They were traumatized by the howls of the baby Dire Wolves.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:46 PM (2NXcZ) 33
Yeah, sorry, you don't hit girls unless your life is in danger.
Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (j4U/Z) BS. Chivalry is dead. A woman hits me, she should expect a smack upside her idiot head. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 07:46 PM (l3YAf) 34
25 I cannot imagine either of my doggos sitting still for all that spa stuff. As soon as anyone touches the feet... run for the hills!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 07:45 PM (eQO/Z) Mine love toepad massage. Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:47 PM (2NXcZ) 35
If they hit you first, it's fair game. Actions have consequences and women were liberated. You can't have it both ways.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 07:45 PM (WkNQM) Yup... Women seem to WANT to be in Combat Units? Very well, your terms are acceptable. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2025 07:47 PM (QAkQ3) 36
If the girl is really a dude but is wearing a dress, is she punchable?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:47 PM (17l0u) 37
36 If the girl is really a dude but is wearing a dress, is she punchable?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:47 PM (17l0u) 100% Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:48 PM (2NXcZ) 38
Yeah, I am unwilling to cut that gal any slack. He let her get in his face then she put her hands on him. That was pretty much "game on" and it was a game she was destined to lose.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 08, 2025 07:48 PM (tT6L1) 39
Those Steve Inman videos were brutal.
I don't know what that guy was thinking, he was looking right at the truck when it hit him. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 07:49 PM (6ydKt) 40
Maybe we can compromise: a woman hits you, you bend her over your knee and spank her in public. It’s humiliating without really being harmful.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 07:49 PM (l3YAf) 41
I'm sick and made my first "hot toddy." Pretty good. Also pretty strong. My column tomorrow might be a mess as a result...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 07:49 PM (WkNQM) 42
36 If the girl is really a dude but is wearing a dress, is she punchable?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:47 PM (17l0u) If he comes into my space, then yes, smack that bitch. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 07:49 PM (eQO/Z) 43
"Threatsweeper said this was an unsafe site
Posted by: Night lifted" Are you kidding? This site is safe as milk. Posted by: fd at April 08, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F) 44
Isn't the term for the old perv's behavior frotteurism.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (2NXcZ) 45
I'm of the opinion that men should just walk away from a woman who's trying to be physical.
Just a no win situation. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (17l0u) 46
8 Threatsweeper said this was an unsafe site
Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:37 PM (2NXcZ) Threatsweeper may have seen the inside of the barrel. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (eQO/Z) 47
Are you kidding? This site is safe as milk.
Posted by: fd at April 08, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F) Well. It is habit-forming, tho. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (h7ZuX) 48
Are you kidding? This site is safe as milk.
Posted by: fd at April 08, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F) Not kidding. Been going on for 2 days now. Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (2NXcZ) 49
Gangsta sheep is the GOAT!
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (ftFVW) 50
27, exactly, lol
a full-up punch and she woulda levitated and landed 6 feet further away 24 exemplifies the internal conflict, though; neither side is (exactly) wrong. every situation is different, ymmv Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (/Ghsb) 51
Threatsweeper probably opened a zombie link.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:52 PM (17l0u) 52
40 Maybe we can compromise: a woman hits you, you bend her over your knee and spank her in public. It’s humiliating without really being harmful.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 07:49 PM (l3YAf) -- -- You do that with some of the girls these days and they might talk you into taking them home after. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 07:53 PM (6ydKt) 53
Three hundred years ago the common scold would get the ducking stool. If we want to return to the standard that women getting in men’s faces are publicly dunked and shamed, then great.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 07:53 PM (l3YAf) 54
Threatsweeper said this was an unsafe site
Posted by: Night lifted.... It's trying to protect you from wrong think, comrade. Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2025 07:53 PM (ftFVW) 55
Threatsweeper detected the bouquet of the false penguins from the last two nights happy-footing through the Café.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 07:53 PM (0sNs1) 56
44, yes, or frottage ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 08, 2025 07:54 PM (/Ghsb) 57
Hippos kill more people in Africa then any other animal. They are mean fuckers.
Posted by: Mark1971 They don't have to be nice because no one can force them to be. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2025 07:54 PM (mlg/3) 58
It's trying to protect you from wrong think, comrade.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2025 07:53 PM (ftFVW) Man, they said Ace was out to steal my info and probably money Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:54 PM (2NXcZ) 59
If you looked like a Hippo you'd be angry too
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:55 PM (17l0u) 60
Isn't the term for the old perv's behavior frotteurism.
Posted by: Night lifted.... Frottage, i think. Traditional remedy was for his victim to stick him with a hat-pin. Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2025 07:55 PM (hB7mE) 61
Oddly enough, a great Norm Macdonald clip:
Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd 17h Margaret Thatcher died 12 years ago today http://tiny.cc/hjvf001 23 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 07:56 PM (/tzYP) 62
The top Pic is awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 08, 2025 07:56 PM (8HNt+) 63
I liked the "I think I'll just grab his ear and make him go where I want" move by the guy who grabbed the perv.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 08, 2025 07:56 PM (tT6L1) 64
Today in Cheese City I sampled the local delicacy: landjaeger, a lumpier, fatter, and less spicy version of the Slim Jim. I'm looking forward to trying both the airjaeger and seajaeger on my next visit.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 07:57 PM (c0q6a) 65
>>>A new kind of therapy
When it started I thought that gal was going to take a seat, but I guess that wouldn't have been a new kind of therapy. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 08, 2025 07:57 PM (klJTj) Posted by: Bob from the NSA at April 08, 2025 07:58 PM (DgGvY) 67
Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (j4U/Z)
You will just let a woman punch you in the face? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 07:58 PM (VofaG) 68
59 If you looked like a Hippo you'd be angry too
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:55 PM (17l0u) Let's ask Lizzo. Or Oprah. Or maybe that fat bitch in Georgia. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 07:59 PM (eQO/Z) 69
Traditional remedy was for his victim to stick him with a hat-pin.
Posted by: FeatherBlade This was, I think, why Athens ordered their women to switch from Corinthian fashion (which had brooches) to Ionian tunics (which did not). Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 07:59 PM (gKWVE) 70
This was, I think, why Athens ordered their women to switch from Corinthian fashion (which had brooches) to Ionian tunics (which did not).
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 07:59 PM (gKWVE) ++++ Rich Corinthian fashion! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 07:59 PM (WkNQM) 71
Frottage, i think.
Traditional remedy was for his victim to stick him with a hat-pin. Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 08, 2025 07:55 PM (hB7mE) Pull that stunt with me and he would pull back a bloody stump. Keep yer dick to yerself. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 08:00 PM (eQO/Z) 72
Maybe we can compromise: a woman hits you, you bend her over your knee and spank her in public. It’s humiliating without really being harmful.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director You do that with some of the girls these days and they might talk you into taking them home after. Posted by: SpeakingOf This is, how you say, the win-win. Posted by: Paolo at April 08, 2025 08:00 PM (DgGvY) 73
The Corinthians have that cloaking ship that the Enterprise could never see, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:00 PM (17l0u) 74
Bitch brooched me!
Posted by: eleven at April 08, 2025 08:00 PM (0HaGk) 75
I liked the old ways...
Some girl was pissed off at you, threatening to do all sorts of ghastly things to your reputation and person and then you moved in and she screamed "Don't touch me!!" and you grab her arm as she goes to slap you and you kiss her so hard her brain melts and everybody lives happily ever after. We used to call these petty little fights "flirting". Now it's sexual assault & battery both ways. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 08:01 PM (6ydKt) 76
45 I'm of the opinion that men should just walk away from a woman who's trying to be physical.
Just a no win situation. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (17l0u) He didn’t have a chance to walk away before she punched him in the face. You would just walk away after that? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:01 PM (VofaG) 77
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton to announce he is running for U.S. Senate and will challenge incumbent Senator John Cornyn in the Republican Primary."
Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2025 08:01 PM (UGS7U) 78
The Corinthians have that cloaking ship that the Enterprise could never see, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:00 PM (17l0u) I thought their ships were used Corinthian leather for shields. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 08, 2025 08:01 PM (VNX3d) 79
Man, they said Ace was out to steal my info and probably money
Posted by: Night lifted.... That's the advertisers. Ace just wants your busty lesbian pr0n. Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 08:02 PM (DgGvY) 80
Do you have any idea how many cows it would take to cloak a ship?
Posted by: eleven at April 08, 2025 08:03 PM (0HaGk) Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:03 PM (c0q6a) 82
Women hitting men. Sugartits, if you called the tune you better be ready for the music.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2025 08:03 PM (5JBMH) 83
Acting head of the IRS (a Biden holdover) resigns over instructions to share data with ICE.
Surprisingly, she's a 1. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2025 08:04 PM (W5ArC) 84
Do you have any idea how many cows it would take to cloak a ship?
--------- Have you seen the size of that Lizzo chick? Posted by: Crusader at April 08, 2025 08:05 PM (TN0g+) 85
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"where's my husband?" (poke) "you bring my husband?" (poke) Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 08:05 PM (gKWVE) 86
Do you have any idea how many cows it would take to cloak a ship?
--------- Have you seen the size of that Lizzo chick? Posted by: Crusader I doubt her hide would meet the quality standards for rich Corinthian leather. Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2025 08:06 PM (ftFVW) 87
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2025 08:06 PM (ypFCm) 88
Lizzo lost weight. We won't have Lizzo to roll around anymore.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:07 PM (c0q6a) Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:07 PM (17l0u) 90
So...Disney was gonna do a live-human remake of Rapunzel, titled Tangles. Or Tangler. Anyway, rumors swirled that they planned on casting Rapunzel as a blond haired, blue-eyed genuine teenage girl. NAH! Just kidding. Disney was gonna cast an ugly black woman as fake Rapunzel. Yeah, because everyone knows black women are known for being able to very long, straight hair. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:08 PM (8HYdF) 91
Lizzo lost weight. We won't have Lizzo to roll around anymore.
------------ Well that's good news for her! *Adjusts my tie*, because let me tell you that girl was fat... Posted by: Crusader at April 08, 2025 08:08 PM (TN0g+) 92
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"where's my husband?" (poke) "you bring my husband?" (poke) Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 08:05 PM (gKWVE) /Puts on Swami hat, holds up playing card How do you say 'It's not the nail' in Greek. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2025 08:08 PM (QAkQ3) 93
I doubt her hide would meet the quality standards for rich Corinthian leather.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2025 08:06 PM The leather demanded when only the best will do. Posted by: The Man on the Ottoman at April 08, 2025 08:09 PM (0sNs1) 94
Hitting girls is not about "their" rules. it's about yours. If you are acknowledging that their feminism or insanity justifies a heinous act you are accepting playing by insane standards. Go play women sports, Mr. Modern Man. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:09 PM (j4U/Z) 95
Yeah, because everyone knows black women are known for being able to very long, straight hair.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:08 PM (8HYdF) ++++ Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your dreads! Dreads have some benefit. They're pretty stout. Probably easier to climb. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:10 PM (WkNQM) 96
I'm almost tempted to create a "Jasmine Crockett's Stinky-Ass Wig" sockpuppet. Speaking of which... what happened to Ace's Liver? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:10 PM (/ZFN7) 97
I know so little about hippos. IF he had caught the boat I assume he would have attempted to tip the boat (and probably succeed). But then what? Injure or kill the boat's skipper? And then what? Eat him? Or just take pride in a job well done?
Posted by: Crusader Probably would have killed the human. Then, the pride thing. Would not have eaten him. Hippos are vegetabletarians. They eat grass, mostly. Their name is Greek for "river horse," after all. Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 08:11 PM (DgGvY) Posted by: eleven at April 08, 2025 08:11 PM (0HaGk) 99
Ha, I trolled my local reddit by simply saying "Astroturf", and linking ace's post about the fake protests.
It got downvoted to -8 so far, and didn't take long for a response: Real reputable source... I would love that 1000 dollars i apparently made by being there though. If you count how many people did the hands off protest around the US Saturday, that would be billions of dollars. This would be huge news like Elon buying elections in WI Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 08, 2025 08:12 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2025 08:12 PM (W5ArC) 101
I learn something every day at AoS. Today, for instance, I learnt that bats have teats, and that makes bats mammals. Hence, I am a mammal, therefore I am a bat! Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:13 PM (/ZFN7) 102
OT-and before I say goodnight
Just wanted to share that I had a lovely time with the ladies (and one gentleman) at the Bible study at the Senior center . We were looking at a passage from the Letter of James 5:7-11 which has to deal with patience. Afterwards one lady showed me a beautifully bound Bible with a leather looking cover and it was illustrated inside with lovely artwork. She told me that her first job at 18 was working at the phone company and she used some of her first check to buy the Bible. The Bible is about 72 years old and she is 90.Another woman-whom I hadn't met before- shared a book of poetry with paintings, both of which she had done herself. What a nice evening. It's a privilege to be with them. Good night everyone! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2025 08:13 PM (42Vb+) 103
Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:09 PM (j4U/Z)
You are an enabler of the insanity. Your white knighting is misapplied. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:14 PM (VofaG) 104
> I doubt her hide would meet the quality standards for rich Corinthian leather.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 08, 2025 08:06 PM (ftFVW) On the other hand, if we were a cannibal society, she'd probably be graded USDA Prime. Can you imagine the marbling? That'd be some Wagyu-level shit. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2025 08:14 PM (W5ArC) 105
102 OT-and before I say goodnight
Just wanted to share that I had a lovely time with the ladies (and one gentleman) at the Bible study at the Senior center . We were looking at a passage from the Letter of James 5:7-11 which has to deal with patience. Afterwards one lady showed me a beautifully bound Bible with a leather looking cover and it was illustrated inside with lovely artwork. She told me that her first job at 18 was working at the phone company and she used some of her first check to buy the Bible. The Bible is about 72 years old and she is 90.Another woman-whom I hadn't met before- shared a book of poetry with paintings, both of which she had done herself. What a nice evening. It's a privilege to be with them. Good night everyone! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2025 08:13 PM (42Vb+ Love that Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:15 PM (17l0u) 106
I would love that 1000 dollars i apparently made by being there though.
If you count how many people did the hands off protest around the US Saturday, that would be billions of dollars. This would be huge news like Elon buying elections in WI Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 08, 2025 08:12 PM (ufFY ![]() ++++ Heh. This sucker did it for free. :: points and laughs :: Posted by: Rent-a-mob cutout of the Tides Foundation at April 08, 2025 08:15 PM (WkNQM) 107
Anyway, rumors swirled that they planned on casting Rapunzel as a blond haired, blue-eyed genuine teenage girl. NAH! Just kidding. Disney was gonna cast an ugly black woman as fake Rapunzel.
Yeah, because everyone knows black women are known for being able to very long, straight hair. I'm going long on Soul-Glo. Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2025 08:15 PM (xCA6C) 108
> Yeah, because everyone knows black women are known for being able to very long, straight hair.
It would probably work like bungee jumping. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2025 08:16 PM (W5ArC) 109
The 2025 WNBA season opens Friday, May 16th, for those looking for women's sports.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 08:16 PM (0sNs1) 110
Old and busted: "Laissiez-Faire" as an economics concept.
New hotness: "Laissiez-Faire" as a deep state defense concept. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:16 PM (WkNQM) 111
The 2025 WNBA season opens Friday, May 16th, for those looking for women's sports.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 08:16 PM (0sNs1) ++++ Come on, move, dammit, move! Damn it. Nothing. Sitting on zero. Posted by: GAF meter at April 08, 2025 08:17 PM (WkNQM) 112
109 The 2025 WNBA season opens Friday, May 16th, for those looking for women's sports.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 08:16 PM (0sNs1 *looks at calendar* Fuck. Busy mate. Next time? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:17 PM (17l0u) 113
Anyway, rumors swirled that they planned on casting Rapunzel as a blond haired, blue-eyed genuine teenage girl. NAH! Just kidding. Disney was gonna cast an ugly black woman as fake Rapunzel.
Yeah, because everyone knows black women are known for being able to very long, straight hair. - Okay, a race-swapped R'Punz-elle would be AWESOME The first act sets up the multi-level marketing hair extensions and eyelash "business" that she is convinced to start, and she starts introducing herself as a CEO... Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Mothers are teaching their daughters to be workers, not wives at April 08, 2025 08:17 PM (hI5JF) 114
Lassiez-Faire?
That really smart collie dog that used to be on TV? The one owned by the retarded kid who kept falling down wells? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2025 08:18 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:18 PM (45JdG) 116
The 2025 WNBA season opens Friday, May 16th, for those looking for women's sports.
And if you're looking at being cut from the NBA, maybe go to the Denver tryouts Posted by: what are they going to do, misgender you at April 08, 2025 08:18 PM (gKWVE) 117
I learn something every day at AoS.
Today, for instance, I learnt that bats have teats, and that makes bats mammals. Hence, I am a mammal, therefore I am a bat! Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:13 PM Even better, male bats have a baculus! Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 08:19 PM (0sNs1) 118
My Amazon Fire tablet, which had survived 3 1/2 years of my devil may care lifestyle, expired on Sunday from blunt force trauma. I accidentally dropped something onto the screen and it suffered internal injuries. I immediately ordered a replacement.
New tablet arrived today, and this latest edition has the exact same external dimensions as the old one. To my annoyance, they swapped the location of the power and volume switches, so my old tablet case won't work with the new tablet. This is obviously a plot by Big Case. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (imqen) Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (S0b73) 120
Stateless gets some support!
BBC News (UK) @BBCNews 8h Experts dispute claims dire wolf brought back from extinction bbc.in/4jnsEY0 Experts dispute Colossal claim dire wolf back from extinction Independent experts say three white wolf puppies are not dire wolves, as claimed by US company Colossal Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (/tzYP) 121
The 2025 WNBA season opens Friday, May 16th, for those looking for women's sports.
Posted by: Duncanthrax Too bad they're stuck playing a winter sport in the summer, so they don't compete with the real NBA. Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY) 122
Stateless gets some support!
BBC News (UK) @BBCNews 8h Experts dispute Colossal claim dire wolf back from extinction Independent experts say three white wolf puppies are not dire wolves, as claimed by US company Colossal Posted by: andycanuck Alternately, from The Bee: Dire Wolves Extinct Again After New Dr. Fauci Experiments Posted by: mikeski puts on a toque because that's cold at April 08, 2025 08:22 PM (DgGvY) 123
I'm certainly voting for Paxton. Cornyn is such a useless shithead.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 08, 2025 08:24 PM (XMwZJ) 124
Get outta da way, bitches!
Posted by: Dire Wolves at April 08, 2025 08:24 PM (mH6SG) 125
Crazy women are not "enabled" by men holding to standards of behavior, especially violence. I'm no white knight or virtue signaler, but don't see how slapping down a crazy is justified, short of life threatening behavior. I can't believe what I'm reading here, and from whom. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:24 PM (j4U/Z) 126
BBC News (UK) @BBCNews 8h
Experts dispute claims dire wolf brought back from extinction bbc.in/4jnsEY0 Experts dispute Colossal claim dire wolf back from extinction Independent experts say three white wolf puppies are not dire wolves, as claimed by US company Colossal Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (/tzYP) "Because extinction is still forever," Dr Rawlence told BBC News. "If we don't have extinction, how are we going to learn from our mistakes? "Is the message now that we can go and destroy the environment and that animals can go extinct, but we can bring them back?" *** Ahh, it’s not real Because Communism. I see. I don’t doubt there’s some genetic differences lost in the de-extinction. Maybe over time technology can address that. This person’s objections are purely ideological, and therefore retarded. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 08:24 PM (zjmBc) 127
Too bad they're stuck playing a winter sport in the summer, so they don't compete with the real NBA.
Not like we're doing much of that either Posted by: Utah Jazz at April 08, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE) 128
This is obviously a plot by Big Case.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (imqen) ++++ Heh. I once had a explain to me - at length, in great detail and with obvious sincerity - that much of the public corporate M&A (merger-and-acquisition) activity was due to the machinations of major electric sign manufacturers, because they make a fortune on signage changes and upgrades when, say, a bank buys another bank and rebrands it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:25 PM (WkNQM) 129
>> Crazy women are not "enabled" by men holding to standards of behavior, especially violence.
Yes they are. >> I'm no white knight or virtue signaler.. Yes you are. >> I can't believe what I'm reading here, and from whom. Do you need a fainting couch? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 08:26 PM (zjmBc) 130
128 I kinda wondered how much it cost to change the name of Gulf of Mexico. Gotta be in the millions.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:26 PM (c0q6a) 131
Yeah, sorry, you don't hit girls unless your life is in danger.
Posted by: Auspex -- I think Gen X is probably the last bunch that was raised this way and feels this way. It's not the younger folks' fault, though. Girl Power, Strong and Independent, etc. has been pounded into their skulls until they don't know any better. Which is sort of hilarious when you think about it, especially in light of women routinely taking advantage of that social advantage where they can fearlessly say fighting words or terrible, humiliating public statements to or about men in front of crowds and men have always just been expected to accept it. (Men know that fists or other violence will follow if it's a man doing it) That advantage is disappearing, and it's their choice. And it won't be like the movies. And it won't be easily or quickly fixed. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weight more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:28 PM (hI5JF) 132
Crazy women are not "enabled" by men holding to standards of behavior, especially violence. I'm no white knight or virtue signaler, but don't see how slapping down a crazy is justified, short of life threatening behavior.
I can't believe what I'm reading here, and from whom. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:24 PM (j4U/Z) ++++ I am not obligated to take physical abuse simply because it is not "life-threatening" - whatever that means - and simple because the abuser lacks a Y chromosome. If a woman throws hands, she'll get hands. It's fairness, if nothing else. Special protections for women - and they used to be manifold - were justified because they came with special obligations in terms of comportment and behavior. Women, by and large, have abandoned their end of that broader social agreement and thus are ineligible for my end of that agreement. Should I be aware of my strength and make effort to beat her to death for hitting me? Absolutely. Should I refuse to hit back simply because she's a dame? No. Not anymore. If they want special privileges, they have to earn them. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:28 PM (WkNQM) 133
name field fix
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:28 PM (hI5JF) 134
88 Lizzo lost weight. We won't have Lizzo to roll around anymore.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:07 PM (c0q6a) Now she's like a flat tire Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 08:29 PM (2NXcZ) 135
*make an effort to NOT beat her to death. Ugh. Left out an important word in 132.
Hot Toddys, man. They hit. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:29 PM (WkNQM) 136
125 Chicks rarely approach me close enough to get within arms' reach. I can't hit em. I call this Chivalry of Distance.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:30 PM (c0q6a) 137
The China AI images of what an American clothing factory would look like was a good dig, but it's actually going to look more like this:
post___.cc/3WyBhqLM (AI generated) Nowhere near as many workers sewing. It will mostly be employees as loaders, machine monitors, programmers, mechanics, engineers, electricians, logistics, management, etc. The factories of the future will not be filled with thousands of Chinese doing the same thing over and over. They'll be the most efficient in history. And the machines that run them will, hopefully, be made here, too. Even the Chinese don't think that what they're doing will last. They're already building factories like the one in the pic. Wait until we see where 3D printing and other robotic manufacturing & solid printing tech will go in the next decades. It's going to revolutionize manufacturing everything from consumer products to buildings. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 08:30 PM (6ydKt) 138
134 Ha!
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:30 PM (c0q6a) 139
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Billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates reveals that his children will inherit less than 1% of his $107 billion dollar wealth ==== Still alot but... Ha, ha! Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (/tzYP) 140
Ok. Now replace the punching woman with a child.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (17l0u) 141
We won't have Lizzo to roll around anymore.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:07 PM Flour manufacturers hardest hit. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (0sNs1) 142
Somebody told me how to post post___ links but I forgot.
Here it is: https://tinyurl.com/3vbpcewv Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (6ydKt) 143
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Yeah, because everyone knows black women are known for being able to very long, straight hair. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:08 PM (8HYdF) ---- You could use Velcro gloves to climb. Posted by: Ciampino - watch the ceiling at April 08, 2025 08:32 PM (sPQoU) 144
Good grief that dog had a charmed life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 07:43 PM (WkNQM) That's funny. Was it a breed or a mutt? Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 08:33 PM (gKDq2) 145
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Billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates reveals that his children will inherit less than 1% of his $107 billion dollar wealth ==== Still alot but... Ha, ha! Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (/tzYP) What a dick. Tells me he has no real relationship with his children. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:34 PM (VofaG) 146
Ok. Now replace the punching woman with a child.
Posted by: AlaBAMA - Yep. That black kid that stabbed that other child, for example. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:35 PM (hI5JF) 147
Ok. Now replace the punching woman with a child.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (17l0u) Define “child”. You’re covering a wide range there, from infant up to 17 year-old “Gentle Giant”.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 08:35 PM (zjmBc) Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:35 PM (/tzYP) 149
Acting head of the IRS (a Biden holdover) resigns over instructions to share data with ICE.
Surprisingly, she's a 1. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2025 08:04 PM (W5ArC) "can't do that Holman, we loaned it all to Antifa and they haven't given it back" Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 08:35 PM (D7oie) Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 08:35 PM (DgGvY) 151
Billy Gates is leaving the bulk of his wealth to the Globalist cabal for world domination.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:36 PM (17l0u) 152
Chicks rarely approach me close enough to get within arms' reach. I can't hit em. I call this Chivalry of Distance.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:30 PM (c0q6a) ++++ *snort* :: fist bump :: Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:36 PM (WkNQM) 153
Ok. Now replace the punching woman with a child.
Posted by: AlaBAMA How about a little girl in a wheelchair since we’re substituting. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (VofaG) 154
91 Lizzo lost weight. We won't have Lizzo to roll around anymore.
------------ Well that's good news for her! *Adjusts my tie*, because let me tell you that girl was fat... Posted by: Crusader at April 08, 2025 08:08 PM She doesn't refer to it as weight loss. She calls it her "weight release". I guess she hopes that will keep all of her psychotic fans from attacking her for losing weight without them. Fat acceptance influencers seem to have the most unstable fans. Posted by: Moonbeam at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (rbKZ6) 155
How about a little girl in a wheelchair since we’re substituting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (VofaG) Well she's obviously asking for it. Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (MGB5H) 156
How about a little girl in a wheelchair since we’re substituting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (VofaG) Well she's obviously asking for it. Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 08:38 PM (MGB5H) 157
lololololol Protect these donuts at all costs! You People hear about this? A Dunkin Donuts in Chicago has COMPLETELY encased its entire store in thick plexi-glass, leaving small doors for the safe employees to pass the PAID FOR goods to the customers. This Is The Way. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:38 PM (o0Fsv) 158
She doesn't refer to it as weight loss. She calls it her "weight release". I guess she hopes that will keep all of her psychotic fans from attacking her for losing weight without them. Fat acceptance influencers seem to have the most unstable fans.
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (rbKZ6) Like a tire valve? People should be so lucky. Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 08:38 PM (2NXcZ) 159
Ok. Now replace the punching woman with a child.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (17l0u) ++++ Children - if they are, and this isn't one of those :6-foot, 17-year-old gangbanger who is "just a child" scenarios - should be restrained when possible, and struck only as a last resort. But children are children. Women are adults. Unless your argument is that women are children and need special protection - in which case, that puts us right back at the beginning. If this is so, then women's lib as a whole was a mistake because women are children and need to be controlled and thus have an end of the bargain they must uphold in a role other than free agent. Do you really want to make that argument? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:38 PM (WkNQM) 160
Whoops. Dunno how that happened.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 08:38 PM (MGB5H) 161
157
lololololol Protect these donuts at all costs! You People hear about this? A Dunkin Donuts in Chicago has COMPLETELY encased its entire store in thick plexi-glass, leaving small doors for the safe employees to pass the PAID FOR goods to the customers. This Is The Way. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:38 PM (o0Fsv) I'm glad I'm on the downslope of life. This shit isn't getting better. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:39 PM (17l0u) 162
How about a little girl in a wheelchair since we’re substituting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (VofaG) How about a gay, autistic, crippled fetus? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 08:39 PM (zjmBc) 163
Update from Quick Hits:
unusual_whales @unusual_whales 3h IRS has agreed to share migrants’ tax information with ICE, to help find immigrants they are trying to deport, per NYT unusual_whales @unusual_whales 1h BREAKING: The acting head of the IRS plans to quit over the deal ICE has made with the IRS where the IRS will share migrants’ tax information with ICE, to help find immigrants they are trying to deport, per Washington Post ==== Boo-hoo. Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:39 PM (/tzYP) 164
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (rbKZ6)
Like a tire valve? People should be so lucky. Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 08:38 PM (2NXcZ) Lizzo is the Michelin singer Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 08:40 PM (2NXcZ) 165
That's funny. Was it a breed or a mutt?
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 08:33 PM (gKDq2) ++++ Mutt. Chow, Lab, and at least one other thing in its mongrel bloodline. Great dog. Labish personality, curly chow-chow tail, spotted tongue, foxy-yet-floppy ears and an overall delight. I loved that dog. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:40 PM (WkNQM) 166
Anyway in this specific incident she punched him in the face. He didn’t do anything when she punched him in the chest.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:40 PM (VofaG) 167
Here's a wee glimpse of the safe & secure Dunkin Donuts in Chicago, made by the neighborhood hoodlum complaining about how it make him feels: https://is.gd/qfqf2t Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:40 PM (o0Fsv) 168
Are we talking about Space ship bras?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:07 PM Do you know about the cup sizes? Posted by: Commander Keras at April 08, 2025 08:41 PM (jc0TO) 169
I'll admit that "Women are essentially just angry, temperamental children and should be handled similarly" was not how I expected this debate to go.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (hI5JF) 170
129 >> Crazy women are not "enabled" by men holding to standards of behavior, especially violence.
Yes they are. >> I'm no white knight or virtue signaler.. Yes you are. >> I can't believe what I'm reading here, and from whom. Do you need a fainting couch? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director Peoples are responsible for their own behavior. Calling out out cowards who defend useless and unnecessary violence is scolding, yes. My apologies. The fainting couch remark demonstrates how your feelings about women run. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (j4U/Z) 171
IRS tax info is hard to get from the IRS, it has stringent requirements for dispersal, use and destruction. Having access requires specific training and signing yearly agreements of understanding the penalties of release of this information.
NOT THAT THE IRS MANAGEMENT HASN'T BEEN GIVING IT OUT FOR THE PROSECUTION OF POLITICAL OPPONENTS OF COURSE Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (D7oie) 172
154 For the young'uns out there, that's a riff on "you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore."
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (c0q6a) 173
Here's a wee glimpse of the safe & secure Dunkin Donuts in Chicago, made by the neighborhood hoodlum complaining about how it make him feels:
https://is.gd/qfqf2t Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:40 PM (o0Fsv) ++++ This will be all stores in such areas, and rightly so. The stopgap measure of putting all the merchandise behind glass and making an employee come open it so you can deodorant or whatever is unsustainable. If this keeps up, the new stores are all going to be "catalog" stores. Go in, order at a kiosk, someone brings up your order from the back. Or order online and go pick it up. Same thing. If "Service Merchandise" could have held on another 40 years, it would find itself back on vogue. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (WkNQM) 174
How about a little girl in a wheelchair since we’re substituting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:37 PM (VofaG) But what if the little girl is the reincarnation of Hitler? Posted by: A Worried Buddhist at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (imqen) 175
169 I'll admit that "Women are essentially just angry, temperamental children and should be handled similarly" was not how I expected this debate to go.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (hI5JF And their menstrual blood attracts bears. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:43 PM (17l0u) 176
Women weaken the legs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 08, 2025 08:44 PM (jc0TO) 177
Peoples are responsible for their own behavior.
Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (j4U/Z) Hah you have no self awareness Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:45 PM (VofaG) 178
I called a waitress a F'ing Bitch once. She went behind the counter and came out with a 15" Crescent wrench. She raised it and I grabbed it and said, not today. She almost ate a right hand. That would not have been optimum
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2025 08:45 PM (NtVYv) 179
Ok. Now replace the punching woman with a child.
Apples and oranges. That scrunt deserved the beatdown. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (mH6SG) Posted by: mikeski isn't sure if sarcastic or not at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (DgGvY) 181
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Billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates reveals that his children will inherit less than 1% of his $107 billion dollar wealth ==== Still alot but... Ha, ha! Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (/tzYP) What a dick. Tells me he has no real relationship with his children. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:34 PM (VofaG) The kids will be on the Boards of Foundations, funded by daddy's dollars. It avoids estate taxes ... Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (TTAGa) 182
>> For the young'uns out there, that's a riff on "you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore."
Thankfully, Dick Nixon’s instincts sucked and we had another forty years of kicking him around. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 08:47 PM (zjmBc) 183
Apples and oranges. That scrunt deserved the beatdown.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (mH6SG Sure. But there's no need to. Just walk away. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:47 PM (17l0u) 184
I'm not certain a slap that makes a violent woman, and any woman watching, and tens of thousands (or millions if it goes viral) of women watching online, realize that they're not the physical equal of even below-average men and they need to adjust their interactions in society particularly useless or unnecessary.
Even if it just makes them think "I should hold my tongue in this situation because now I recognize that if I were a man I'd be actively attempting to engage this man in a fistfight", that's a very useful thing to learn. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:47 PM (hI5JF) Posted by: mikeski knows you saw what he did there at April 08, 2025 08:48 PM (DgGvY) 186
>> useless and unnecessary violence
Seemed pretty useful to me. >> The fainting couch remark demonstrates how your feelings about women run. Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize you were a woman. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 08:49 PM (zjmBc) 187
Sure. But there's no need to. Just walk away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:47 PM (17l0u) Again he didn’t have a chance. You would just let her punch you in the face and walk away? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:50 PM (VofaG) 188
Billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates reveals that his children will inherit less than 1% of his $107 billion dollar wealth ==== Still alot but... Ha, ha! Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:31 PM (/tzYP) What a dick. Tells me he has no real relationship with his children. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth ============== He and Melinda announced years ago that the kids would get $10 mil each. I think they made a good decision. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 08:50 PM (asZHj) 189
HAHAHAHAHA
I watched the clip. He didn't even hit her. Wonder Woman hit him, and tried to hit him hard, and he slightly pushed her and she pretended she died. That's hilarious. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:50 PM (hI5JF) 190
The acting commish for the IRS is some bubbleheaded biden leftover who was the IRS chief operating officer. What's funny is she has a phD... from the Univ of Wisconsin School of Nursing. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:51 PM (qzld6) 191
And that dude is FAR from a prime physical specimen.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 08:51 PM (hI5JF) 192
177 Peoples are responsible for their own behavior.
Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:42 PM (j4U/Z) Hah you have no self awareness Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth Is this a Jungian unconscious mind exercise, master? Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:51 PM (j4U/Z) 193
Can we still spank the children?
Because I'm pretty sure some of the little bastards need it. That time out stuff just isn't working out like they thought. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 08:52 PM (6ydKt) 194
I promise I won't ever do it, but I'd like to punch Ilhan Omar. Irksome lady.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:52 PM (c0q6a) 195
Hippos kill more people in Africa then any other animal. They are mean fuckers.
Posted by: Mark1971 If we go by Manetho's List (and it does seem to have some historical merit in the eyes of Egyptologists and historians of the ancient world), Menes, aka Narmer, the first Pharoah to rule over a unified Egypt, was killed by a hippopotamus while making a journey down the Nile. Posted by: Count Orlok at April 08, 2025 08:52 PM (N7CNt) 196
The kids will be on the Boards of Foundations, funded by daddy's dollars. It avoids estate taxes ...
Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (TTAGa) ++++ Bingo Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:53 PM (WkNQM) 197
Yeah, because everyone knows black women are known for being able to very long, straight hair.
I'm going long on Soul-Glo. Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2025 08:15 PM (xCA6C) Zip-line. Like out da Black Hawk. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Uggh, Monday Waning at April 08, 2025 08:53 PM (0aYVJ) 198
I guess this is a satirical look at "re-industrialization"
I think it looks like "better than welfare" but I used to work in canneries and other line jobs, my friends used to work in electronics assembly and made good money https://tinyurl.com/bddf6nm3 Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 08:53 PM (D7oie) 199
This IRS bitch has been a known problem for a while. A letter from a bunch of Democrat perverts in the Senate dated March 14: Dear Acting Commissioner Krause, Acting Chief Counsel De Mello, and Secretary Noem: We write about alarming reports that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has asked for unprecedented access to private taxpayer data from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Elon Musk and his associates at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) have also reportedly sought to cross-reference taxpayer data with sensitive personal data held by other agencies that provide public benefits. We applaud the IRS’s rightful rejection of these broad requests for taxpayer return information, in accordance with Section 6103 of the Internal Revenue Code... Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:54 PM (qzld6) 200
Wow. That just read something that is mind blowing and also very relevant to today’s gender issues.
Researchers determined that Homo sapiens is the only species of the genus that had division of labor differences by sex. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 08, 2025 08:54 PM (qChqh) 201
The kids will be on the Boards of Foundations, funded by daddy's dollars. It avoids estate taxes ...
Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (TTAGa) I didn't think about that. Of course they will still all have a hundred million in the bank. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:54 PM (17l0u) 202
ditches old nic addendum.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 08, 2025 08:54 PM (0aYVJ) 203
He and Melinda announced years ago that the kids would get $10 mil each. I think they made a good decision.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 08:50 PM (asZHj) You think Trump is going to leave his kids only 1%? My family is more important to me than any charity. Gates is just doing the same bullshit that Warren Buffett announced years ago. Both virtue signaling Leftists. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG) 204
183 Apples and oranges. That scrunt deserved the beatdown.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (mH6SG Sure. But there's no need to. Just walk away. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 08:47 PM (17l0u) Nope, for little ole me that ship sailed when I had Women who could not fight at all, getting promoted over me in the Navy, because they were supposedly equal. You are either equal... or not... you can chose to it when it gives you an advantage, but then cry foul when your own actions dictate a response. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (QAkQ3) 205
Researchers determined that Homo sapiens is the only species of the genus that had division of labor differences by sex.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 08, 2025 08:54 PM * smiles * Posted by: The Lion King at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (0sNs1) 206
Walk away, Renee.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (mH6SG) 207
198 ANY job other 'public-facing' jobs. Ugh.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (c0q6a) 208
Hi, Friends! It’s been a busy day,need to catch up on it all.
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (pZEOD) 209
196 The kids will be on the Boards of Foundations, funded by daddy's dollars. It avoids estate taxes ...
Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at April 08, 2025 08:46 PM (TTAGa) ++++ Bingo Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:53 PM (WkNQM) What did Sam Walton do? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG) 210
Crazy women are not "enabled" by men holding to standards of behavior, especially violence. I'm no white knight or virtue signaler, but don't see how slapping down a crazy is justified, short of life threatening behavior. I can't believe what I'm reading here, and from whom. Posted by: Auspex =========== Thank you. This "Feminism killed chivalry, so I'm off the hook" shyte is so weak. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (asZHj) 211
Release the fatten!
Posted by: Lizz-O at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (63Dwl) 212
This Democrat party activist at the IRS took over as acting commish on Feb 28, and immediately defied DOGE. So I don't know WTF took so long to jettison this nursing school phD (for real) running the IRS. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (qzld6) 213
Yup, I'm gonna run way and curl up on the fainting couch. Please continue the "Bitch had it coming" discussion without me. Goodnight all. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 08:57 PM (LkLld) 215
I guess this is a satirical look at "re-industrialization"
I think it looks like "better than welfare" but I used to work in canneries and other line jobs, my friends used to work in electronics assembly and made good money https://tinyurl.com/bddf6nm3 Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 08:53 PM (D7oie) ++++ "welfare is just as good as a paycheck" is a big part of what got us into this mess. Do jobs in garment factories suck? Yeah. Tedious, hard work that is not well very well paid. But that - working and getting compensated for it - is *much* better than welfare. There is honor in it, and therefore there is pride in it. And there is skin in the game, too. Does Red China realize they're mocking their *own* factory workers with this, too? This isn't saying, "ha ha, the fat Americans can't sew in a factory like the strong Chinese men can." They may think it says that, but doesn't. This says, "factory workers are rubes and Americans don't like being rubes. You rubes, though? You love it, huh?" Gross. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:57 PM (WkNQM) 216
The public debate between Navarro and Musk is out of control
totally out of control. https://tinyurl.com/3yhfue3z Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 08:57 PM (ItxVu) Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 08:58 PM (mH6SG) 218
198 I guess this is a satirical look at "re-industrialization"
I think it looks like "better than welfare" but I used to work in canneries and other line jobs, my friends used to work in electronics assembly and made good money https://tinyurl.com/bddf6nm3 Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2025 08:53 PM (D7oie) - -- - If it was in B/W and everybody was about 100lbs lighter we'd all think they were films from the 60s. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 08:58 PM (6ydKt) 219
that ship sailed when I had Women who could not fight at all, getting promoted over me in the Navy, because they were supposedly equal. You are either equal... or not... you can chose to it when it gives you an advantage, but then cry foul when your own actions dictate a response. Posted by: Romeo13 =============== Such. Bullshit. That "ship" has nothing to do with the woman in front of you. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 08:58 PM (asZHj) 220
Yup, I'm gonna run way and curl up on the fainting couch.
Please continue the "Bitch had it coming" discussion without me. Goodnight all. Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (j4U/Z) Then you would have stepped in and confronted that guy right? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 08:58 PM (VofaG) 221
Walk away, Renee.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 08:55 PM (mH6SG) ++++ I've always liked that song. Sad. First love's loss. But great track. https://youtu.be/qDfrW5cWqMU Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:59 PM (WkNQM) 222
Men raised by single moms and female teachers should remain chivalrous towards women without the reciprocity.
Or something. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:00 PM (hI5JF) 223
Thank you. This "Feminism killed chivalry, so I'm off the hook" shyte is so weak.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (asZHj) ++++ Ladies get treated like ladies. Goons treated like goons. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:00 PM (WkNQM) 224
The stopgap measure of putting all the merchandise behind glass and making an employee come open it so you can deodorant or whatever is unsustainable. If this keeps up, the new stores are all going to be "catalog" stores. Go in, order at a kiosk, someone brings up your order from the back
-------- Da, comrade. Line 1 you choose item from excellent selection of quality product. Take slip to Line 2 and pay for top quality socialist product. Wait in Line 3 for friendly and helpful sales commissar to deliver superior manufactured unit to your hands. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:01 PM (hY4dx) 225
We're not white knights, but we are knights in white satin.
Posted by: The Moody Blues at April 08, 2025 09:01 PM (0sNs1) 226
Researchers determined that Homo sapiens is the only species of the genus that had division of labor differences by sex.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken * smiles * Posted by: The Lion King You're not in our genus, kitten. But that would explain why we outcompeted Homo erectus and Homo neanderthalensis, if they couldn't figure out that men and women are different. Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 09:01 PM (DgGvY) 227
Oh boy, did I step into misogyny night at the cafe? That is always eye opening.
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:02 PM (pZEOD) 228
Ladies get treated like ladies. Goons treated like goons.
-- It's hard to imagine a feminine woman, not even necessarily traditional or even (gasp) a virgin, just feminine, bowing up on that guy, isn't it? Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:02 PM (hI5JF) 229
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: zombie Rodney King at April 08, 2025 09:02 PM (0sNs1) 230
216 The public debate between Navarro and Musk is out of control
totally out of control. https://tinyurl.com/3yhfue3z Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 08:57 PM (ItxVu) -- -- Elon has a temper like Trump when he feels insulted. The last time he went off on somebody like this was that British cave diver who helped save those kids in the cave in Thailand. After it was all over the guy said Elon's submarine was basically worthless in the situation and Elon felt insulted and called him a pedo on Twitter because he was an old British guy living in Thailand, so... obvious, right? Nope. Elon lost that libel case in court. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 09:03 PM (6ydKt) 231
48 Are you kidding? This site is safe as milk.
Posted by: fd at April 08, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F) Not kidding. Been going on for 2 days now. Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 08, 2025 07:51 PM (2NXcZ) Could be the ads. Malicious actors sometimes are able to slip malware into ads and have them served up by any site that serves the ad. Posted by: Farquad at April 08, 2025 09:03 PM (JlkkB) 232
Oh boy, did I step into misogyny night at the cafe? That is always eye opening.
Posted by: Piper - Video up top. Lady hits tubby guy, tubby guy half-heartedly pushes her, lady pretends she's dead. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:03 PM (hI5JF) 233
My family is more important to me than any charity. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth ============= That's a good argument, but for one thing, $10mil is merely the check that will be cut when he dies. I'm sure he's already bought them some nice mansions, cars, CDs, etc, that a normal person could live off without ever working. But to your substance, you can show the importance of your family to you in many ways, it doesn't have to be your entire fortune. You might honestly believe that there are better expenditures of $50bil than placing it in the hands of one person. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:04 PM (asZHj) 234
Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:04 PM (8zz6B) 235
The stopgap measure of putting all the merchandise behind glass and making an employee come open it so you can deodorant or whatever is unsustainable. If this keeps up, the new stores are all going to be "catalog" stores. Go in, order at a kiosk, someone brings up your order from the back
Wait….wasn’t this the way of the general store of yore? Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:04 PM (pZEOD) 236
Hi AOP!
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:04 PM (pZEOD) 237
if they couldn't figure out that men and women are different.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 09:01 PM As illustrated by how the statement "What an ass!" is used. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2025 09:04 PM (0sNs1) 238
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 08:59 PM
Walk Away Renee - Southside https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-vQAUhr3Tw Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 09:05 PM (mH6SG) 239
Sigh
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 08, 2025 09:05 PM (DREZp) 240
Oh boy, did I step into misogyny night at the cafe? That is always eye opening.
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:02 PM (pZEOD) Raising the misogyny card about people who would likely put their life on the line to protect you if you were attacked. That’s wonderful. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 09:05 PM (VofaG) 241
Thank you. This "Feminism killed chivalry, so I'm off the hook" shyte is so weak.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (asZHj) Said from the chic that would still like chivalry. You're only justifiable position is if you scream down every scrunt you ever encounter. I'll wager you don't. Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 09:05 PM (Sb7UZ) 242
Wait….wasn’t this the way of the general store of yore?
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:04 PM (pZEOD) ++++ Eh, sort of. Per my understanding (I never experienced it firsthand, so grain of salt), in a lot of "general stores" you would bring armloads of merchandise up to the counter. Maybe the clerk would help if you gave him a list. But the big "catalog store" model of a small showroom attached to a big warehouse died by the end of the 80s. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:06 PM (WkNQM) 243
227 Oh boy, did I step into misogyny night at the cafe? That is always eye opening.
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:02 PM (pZEOD Tuesdays is ladies night. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 09:07 PM (17l0u) 244
Yeah, sorry, you don't hit girls unless your life is in danger.
Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2025 07:44 PM (j4U/Z) Assumes facts not in evidence. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:07 PM (8zz6B) 245
But that would explain why we outcompeted Homo erectus and Homo neanderthalensis, if they couldn't figure out that men and women are different.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 09:01 PM (DgGvY) ------- To be fair, they were all called "Erectus." That could be confusing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:07 PM (hY4dx) 246
But to your substance, you can show the importance of your family to you in many ways, it doesn't have to be your entire fortune. You might honestly believe that there are better expenditures of $50bil than placing it in the hands of one person.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:04 PM (asZHj) My kids would be raised to do the right thing and I would trust them to do it. Sam Walton felt that way. Trump feels that way. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 09:07 PM (VofaG) 247
232 Video up top. Lady hits tubby guy, tubby guy half-heartedly pushes her, lady pretends she's dead.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:03 PM (hI5JF Oh. Okay. Well, stupidity isn’t limited to one gender or the other. Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:08 PM (pZEOD) 248
Elon lost that libel case in court.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 09:03 PM (6ydKt) No he didn’t; he won. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 09:08 PM (zjmBc) 249
But the big "catalog store" model of a small showroom attached to a big warehouse died by the end of the 80s. Posted by: Joe Mannix ===== Service Merchandise . . . where you stared and stared at that conveyor belt, waiting for your item to appear Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2025 09:08 PM (vrDaY) Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 09:08 PM (3ek7K) 251
Walk Away Renee - Southside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-vQAUhr3Tw Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2025 09:05 PM (mH6SG) ++++ Not bad. I even like it. But Left Banke's harmonies stand apart. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (WkNQM) 252
But the big "catalog store" model of a small showroom attached to a big warehouse died by the end of the 80s.
Posted by: Joe Mannix ===== Service Merchandise . . . where you stared and stared at that conveyor belt, waiting for your item to appear Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2025 09:08 PM (vrDaY) Oh man. I remember service merchandise. Good times. Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (MGB5H) 253
Interesting conversation.
I would never consider hitting anyone. If you verbally threaten me, I will back down, and try to leave. If you touch me, I will pepper spray your eyeballs. If I feel you need more than that, I will shoot you. I won’t start anything. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (w75DI) 254
225 We're not white knights, but we are knights in white satin.
Posted by: The Moody Blues at April 08, 2025 09:01 PM (0sNs1) ---- As far as I know it's NIGHTS without the K. https://youtu.be/p6xMOTjLIaY Posted by: Ciampino - watch the bounce at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (sPQoU) 255
Video up top. Lady hits tubby guy, tubby guy half-heartedly pushes her, lady pretends she's dead.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:03 PM (hI5JF Oh. Okay. Well, stupidity isn’t limited to one gender or the other. Posted by: Piper - Apparently the guy was supposed to be chivalrous and let the non-chivalrous Walmart woman hit him until she was satisfied rather than gently push her away from him. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (hI5JF) 256
Frustrated NYers Throw Trash From Their [high-rise] Building on Screaming Pro-Terror Protesters
https://tinyurl.com/36bc64ka Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (ItxVu) 257
My kids would be raised to do the right thing and I would trust them to do it. Sam Walton felt that way. Trump feels that way.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 09:07 PM (VofaG) Good for them. I intend to leave very little to my kids. It won’t go to charity, unless that’s the name of a stripper. Actually, that is undoubtedly the name of a stripper. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 09:10 PM (zjmBc) 258
Wow. Karen went down like a sack of cement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:10 PM (hY4dx) 259
Boron Cobbie,
Did your nic used to be Moron Robbie? Posted by: four seasons - Yes. A friend of mine here who I haven't seen in a while and I hope is okay gave me this new name. I use it in his honor. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:10 PM (hI5JF) 260
But the big "catalog store" model of a small showroom attached to a big warehouse died by the end of the 80s. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08 Thank you, sir! Appreciate you greatly. Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:11 PM (pZEOD) 261
I would never consider hitting anyone. If you verbally threaten me, I will back down, and try to leave. If you touch me, I will pepper spray your eyeballs. If I feel you need more than that, I will shoot you.
I won’t start anything. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (w75DI) ++++ Not a bad approach at all, and more or less mine (except I don't have pepper spray). Unless I *must* stand my ground - and that can happen - I would rather de-escalate and retreat. But if you lay hands, you lay hands and I *will* hit back. If I lose control and my life is in danger or if it starts out in danger, I will resort to weapons. Is what it is, and I think it's a reasonable standard. As, apparently, do you. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:11 PM (WkNQM) 262
That subway guy should have just given that lady his MAGA hat. Instead he caused her to fall and hurt herself.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 09:11 PM (VofaG) 263
The Problem with 99% of these types of videos is We Don't Have Context. We don't get the full story. We have No Idea what precipitated the issue. These videos literally start in the middle, and all we see is an aggressor. Naturally we oppose aggressor because we're knee-jerk reactionaries -- it's in our genes. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:12 PM (0gmPu) 264
241 Thank you. This "Feminism killed chivalry, so I'm off the hook" shyte is so weak.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 08:56 PM (asZHj) Said from the chic that would still like chivalry. You're only justifiable position is if you scream down every scrunt you ever encounter. I'll wager you don't. Posted by: Taking Notes I’m sure your mother would be proud of you. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:12 PM (w75DI) 265
Service Merchandise rises from the ashes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (63Dwl) 266
Also, Sam Walton made billions selling cheap Chinese crap at marked-up prices. He helped gut American industry. Fuck him and his nepo babies.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (zjmBc) 267
See what I mean? We have no idea if she's a karen. We don't know nothing. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (0gmPu) 268
265 Service Merchandise rises from the ashes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (63Dwl) --------- Soon... Posted by: The Sears Catalog at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (hY4dx) 269
245
To be fair, they were all called "Erectus." That could be confusing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:07 PM (hY4dx) ---- But just in the mating season, right? Posted by: Ciampino - I gotta bone to pick with you at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (sPQoU) 270
Also, Sam Walton made billions selling cheap Chinese crap at marked-up prices. He helped gut American industry. Fuck him and his nepo babies.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM Didn't that start after Sam died? Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 08, 2025 09:14 PM (jc0TO) 271
265 Service Merchandise rises from the ashes!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (63Dwl) Yes! The original anti-theft device. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 09:14 PM (17l0u) 272
She's once, twice, three times
A Karen Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at April 08, 2025 09:14 PM (hY4dx) 273
254 As far as I know it's NIGHTS without the K.
https://youtu.be/p6xMOTjLIaY Posted by: Ciampino - watch the bounce at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (sPQoU) That is not nearly as funny! 😄 Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:14 PM (pZEOD) 274
Independent experts say three white wolf puppies are not dire wolves, as claimed by US company Colossal
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (/tzYP) Would you settle for "moderately unsettling" wolves? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:15 PM (8zz6B) 275
The Problem with 99% of these types of videos is We Don't Have Context. We don't get the full story. We have No Idea what precipitated the issue.
These videos literally start in the middle, and all we see is an aggressor. Naturally we oppose aggressor because we're knee-jerk reactionaries -- it's in our genes. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:12 PM (0gmPu) Once people see something happening, the cell phones come out. Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 09:15 PM (gKDq2) 276
I won’t start anything.
- This is a big part of what we're seeing the beginning of. Women have always had unspoken social protections. They could say ANYTHING to men. They could say the absolute worse things you could imagine, in public, and men were just expected to stand there and take it. And men did, all while knowing that if a man said something even 1/4 as bad then there was an implied threat of violence and the man saying it was walking a thin line. And that's changing, because young men and women have been taught - by women - that there is no difference between men and women. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:15 PM (hI5JF) 277
scream down every scrunt you ever encounter. I'll wager you don't. Posted by: Taking Notes ============ Screaming people down isn't ladylike, and I don't do it. How many scrunts does one encounter in a day, anyway? I can't remember the last time I did, and I do a lot of flying and shopping in Wal-mart. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:15 PM (asZHj) 278
See what I mean? We have no idea if she's a karen. We don't know nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (0gmPu) Yeah we do . She could be a Reagan conservative and he could have called her a C. But she is the one who decided to make it physical. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 09:16 PM (VofaG) 279
To be fair, they were all called "Erectus." That could be confusing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:07 PM (hY4dx) ---- But just in the mating season, right? Posted by: Ciampino - I gotta bone to pick with you at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (sPQoU) -------- It beats having a bright red ass five days a month. Posted by: A Baboon at April 08, 2025 09:16 PM (hY4dx) 280
Case in point.
I was having a little verbal sparring about college football with a guy next to me at the bar. We were having fun tossing insults back and forth when he reached over and (maybe playfully) punched me in the arm. I said “did you just hit me? REALLY?” He backed down immediately. I have no idea what gave him the impression it was ok to, even lightly, hit me. ????? Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:17 PM (w75DI) 281
A couple of years there was a viral video of a lady hosing down some kid on a bike in front of her house. That's where the video began. So everyone was like what a mean old lady, I hope she gets sued and goes to jail, etc. The kid on the bike was a fucking PEST. And he was tormenting this lady all the time. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:17 PM (0gmPu) 282
But she is the one who decided to make it physical. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth How do you know? Maybe he pushed her first and we didn't see it. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:19 PM (0gmPu) 283
No he didn’t; he won.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 09:08 PM (zjmBc) -- -- You're right. I don't know why I thought he lost. But he did call the guy "pedo guy". This was interesting: One of the smartest moves by Elon Musk's defence was in introducing the concept of "JDart", an acronym to describe their client's conduct on Twitter in relation to the infamous "pedo guy" tweet. A JDart, lawyer Alex Spiro explained, meant: a Joke that was badly received, therefore Deleted, with an Apology and then Responsive Tweets to move on from the matter. JDart. It's clumsy, for sure, but it meant Mr Spiro could offer the jury here a degree of structure around what before seemed senseless: Mr Musk may have acted foolishly with the J, but he soon "darted", which is how you know he wasn't being serious about the allegation. Expect the JDart "standard" to be applied again and again, not just in libel trials, but in any arena where social media behaviour is under scrutiny - a parachute for anyone who, in the heat of the moment, says something idiotic online. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 09:19 PM (6ydKt) 284
Trash falling out of the sky onto those Pali protesters is joyful.
anyway A report cites six current and former U.S. military, law enforcement, and intelligence officials with knowledge of the Trump administration are considering targeted drone strikes against Mexican drug cartels - now designated Foreign Terrorist Organizations (FTOs) and Specially Designated Global Terrorists (SDGTs). _zerohedge/NBC Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (ItxVu) 285
As far as I know it's NIGHTS without the K.
Posted by: Ciampino That is not nearly as funny! 😄 Posted by: Piper Or as sexy! Posted by: Sir Lancelot in his white satin chemise at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY) 286
Case in point.
I was having a little verbal sparring about college football with a guy next to me at the bar. We were having fun tossing insults back and forth when he reached over and (maybe playfully) punched me in the arm. I said “did you just hit me? REALLY?” He backed down immediately. I have no idea what gave him the impression it was ok to, even lightly, hit me. ????? Posted by: nurse ratched - Mainly because men are extremely easy to understand: That wasn't so much hitting as testing the waters for physical touch and potential sexual interest. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (hI5JF) 287
Last year sometime I decided to stick my nose into somebody's business because I realized they were misbehaving because they had not been taught to be decent. A couple of tweener girls were sampling cosmetics that were NOT testers and putting them back in the display. I asked them why they were using items that were not theirs. They gave a response that indicated they had no concept of respecting reasonable boundaries. What was important to them was that their desires and curiosity should not be denied. (They did at least stop and leave the cosmetics area.)
Well, last time I was in the cosmetics area, I saw that everything is now locked up behind glass. On the one hand, now I have a chance to buy items that have not been opened -- often, I will find the tamper-evident seal on every single bottle of toner has been opened. On the other hand, locked cases are a sign of loss of a high-trust society. Tolerating behavior like that of the tweener girls is partly responsible. Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (Sf2cq) 288
Sooth, I agree with you. I don't watch the shock and awe videos because of that. I only watch animal videos. Context is everything, even here on Ace. Posted by: four seasons at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (3ek7K) 289
Well, just because some women are acting a fool doesn't mean I'm going to change my lifelong position of chivalry.
Being chivalrous is a choice. I'm not gonna let some poorly raised woman turn me into something else. Walk away before it turns into an argument. Nothing else good comes after that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (17l0u) 290
I was having a little verbal sparring about college football with a guy next to me at the bar. We were having fun tossing insults back and forth when he reached over and (maybe playfully) punched me in the arm. I said “did you just hit me? REALLY?” He backed down immediately. I have no idea what gave him the impression it was ok to, even lightly, hit me.
????? Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:17 PM (w75DI) ++++ Want a guess? My guess is one of two things: 1. "Just one of the boys" - you were engaging with him like a dude would, and so he misread it as a signal. When you corrected it (per your post), he backed off. Probably confused basis. 2. It was flirting. He thought you were cool, and were into him, and shared a masculine common interest, and so he tried a masculine move in response. Misread it as a signal. When you corrected it (per your post), he backed off. Probably confused basis. Same proximal cause, different distal cause. Again, just a guess based on your post. I could easily see either. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:21 PM (WkNQM) Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 08, 2025 09:22 PM (vrDaY) 292
That wasn't so much hitting as testing the waters for physical touch and potential sexual interest.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (hI5JF) --------- A less chivalrous guy would have gone straight for the boob. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:23 PM (hY4dx) 293
Bob Lighthizer does a good interview with Tucker on the tariff thang. Essential listening imo.
youtube.com/watch?v=p0IUh8kNSqY Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2025 09:23 PM (Cus5s) 294
Walk away, Renee.
Posted by: Notorious BFD -- Wow! The Left Banke. It's only been uh...a very long time since I heard that. Didn't know that there were covers. Cyndi Lauper? Ye gads, The Four Tops? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 09:24 PM (XeU6L) 295
Bob Lighthizer does a good interview with Tucker on the tariff thang. Essential listening imo.
======= What does a Space Ranger know about tariffs? Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 09:24 PM (MGB5H) 296
Also, Sam Walton made billions selling cheap Chinese crap at marked-up prices. He helped gut American industry. Fuck him and his nepo babies. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director Didn't that start after Sam died? Posted by: Grump928(C) The original Walmarts were smaller than the stores of today and didn't have groceries other than snacks. They also had signs in the stores promoting the fact that they sold mostly American made goods. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2025 09:24 PM (63Dwl) 297
When I was a little kid, real small, me and my sister went with my father to deliver a machine. As my father was dealing with the customer my sister and walking around and we approached the customer's neighbor's house. Some old guy snapped at us, "Get outta here!" Real mean like. Nasty. It startled us and we ran away scared. My father saw the whole thing and went ballistic and made that man fear for his life. Dad was so angry, we were scared for the rest of the night. If people only saw the part with my Dad threatening to harm that sweet, harmless old man... Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:25 PM (RG25R) 298
266 Also, Sam Walton made billions selling cheap Chinese crap at marked-up prices. He helped gut American industry. Fuck him and his nepo babies.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 09:13 PM (zjmBc) I must have dreamed those Walmart "Made in America" ads back when Sam was still alive. Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2025 09:25 PM (Sf2cq) 299
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Walk away before it turns into an argument. Nothing else good comes after that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April Also, nothing good happens after midnight. Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:25 PM (p4NUW) 300
Mainly because men are extremely easy to understand:
That wasn't so much hitting as testing the waters for physical touch and potential sexual interest. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:20 PM (hI5JF) And if the woman was attracted to him she would have accepted that as a mutual interest. Reminds me of the SNL Tom Brady sexual harassment skit. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 09:27 PM (VofaG) 301
Yeah, I remember the OLD tiny little Walmarts making a big deal about American made. I think the kids realized they could run mom and pop stores out with China's help.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:27 PM (hI5JF) 302
Also, nothing good happens after midnight.
Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:25 PM (p4NUW) ------- Unless you let it all hang down. Posted by: J.J. Cale at April 08, 2025 09:27 PM (hY4dx) 303
“There I was, reading my Bible on the courthouse steps, and those Cops came by and beat the hell out of me!”
The ‘68 DNC riot in Chicago was an NBC classic. Viewers saw little else than the cops braining people with nightsticks. The klieg lights went on for that for the 5 PM news. What they didn’t show was what precipitated those hickory shampoos. The leftists wanted a confrontation, that was the entire point. Throw shit on people long enough, you will get your ass beat, sooner or later. You’ll be called “reactionary”, of course. Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 09:28 PM (9EbSF) 304
Well, just because some women are acting a fool doesn't mean I'm going to change my lifelong position of chivalry. Being chivalrous is a choice. I'm not gonna let some poorly raised woman turn me into something else. Walk away before it turns into an argument. Nothing else good comes after that. Posted by: AlaBAMA =============== And thank you, too. Chivalry is the right way to be. I can't get over people turning it off within themselves because of an "ism." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:29 PM (asZHj) 305
You can still visit the original Walton's five and dime on the town square in Bentonville, AR. It's a museum now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:29 PM (hY4dx) 306
You can still visit the original Walton's five and dime on the town square in Bentonville, AR. It's a museum now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:29 PM (hY4dx) ++++ And you can drive up the street to Rogers to see the fancy stuff. Their Wal-Mart is *nice,* man. Wal-Mart's IT and a bunch of operations are headquarted not in Bentonville, but in Rogers. Rogers is pretty tony. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:33 PM (WkNQM) 307
That might have been as chivalrous as he could be?
He was a bit tubby. "Outrunning" Karen probably wasn't in the cards. When he put her on the floor, he didn't use his considerable mass advantage. No leg movement, no hip twist. That was a one-tricep push. If he'd tried to grab or restrain her, he probably goes to jail for sexual assault. Blame the court system. Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 09:33 PM (DgGvY) 308
And thank you, too. Chivalry is the right way to be. I can't get over people turning it off within themselves because of an "ism." - I suspect it's like the Shopping Cart Test. None of us are going to suddenly go out and randomly hit Tanya or Shaneequ'aa, no matter how masculine and loud and aggressive they're being. (this guy didn't either, btw) The problem will be the young people being raised by Tanya and Shaneequ'aa. They see no problem with it, same as they see no problem carrying a hunting knife in a backpack and stabbing someone who opposes browsing through others' duffel bags. And Tanya and Shaneequ'aa aren't bright enough to understand what they're doing to that social order. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:33 PM (hI5JF) 309
I remember a documentary on Walmart and how they were crushing everyone.
Basically it followed the Walmart Merchandise Buyer who flew to directly to China and purchased all sorts of garbage. They rolled out the kings welcome for him, they did. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 09:33 PM (17l0u) 310
Spoiler alert:
Older women should be discussing this with Tanya and Shaneequ'aa and giving them good advice regarding their life and societal choices. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:35 PM (hI5JF) 311
What they didn’t show was what precipitated those hickory shampoos. The leftists wanted a confrontation, that was the entire point. Throw shit on people long enough, you will get your ass beat, sooner or later. You’ll be called “reactionary”, of course. Posted by: Common Tater Nah, bro. I remember Kent State like twas yesterday. Campus was so peaceful, the birds were singing, everyone happy and BOOM Nixon and his thug Nationalist Guard show up out of nowhere and just start cutting down students! Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:35 PM (9X0Vw) 312
By the way, leftist zombies are mad about certain companies dropping DEI and not hating Trump and Musk enough and they've called for boycotts.
https://tinyurl.com/29ynvh8p I'm hoping their protests fizzle. Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 08, 2025 09:35 PM (Sf2cq) 313
I saw that the left was trying to boycott Walmart, but not shopping at walmart. Just certain Great Value brands at Walmart. Everything else was fine to give Walmart money for. Which seemed like a really odd boycott.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:36 PM (hI5JF) 314
312 It's interesting that the media is publicizing and promoting these boycotts. I do not recall them doing that for the Bud Light boycott.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 08, 2025 09:36 PM (Sf2cq) 315
And you can drive up the street to Rogers to see the fancy stuff. Their Wal-Mart is *nice,* man. Wal-Mart's IT and a bunch of operations are headquarted not in Bentonville, but in Rogers. Rogers is pretty tony.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:33 PM (WkNQM) ------- I used to be a Wal-Mart and Sam's Club vendor. I spent many an anxiety-ridden hour in those tiny buyer's cubicles in that place back in days of yore. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:37 PM (hY4dx) 316
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Also, nothing good happens after midnight. Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:25 PM (p4NUW) ---- Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight ...... Posted by: Ciampino - all pointy elbows at April 08, 2025 09:38 PM (sPQoU) 317
btw, Would anyone here give a shit if their local Dunkin Donuts was totally encapsulated? I wouldn't. It wouldn't make me "feel like an animal" as the Dindoo Nuffin stated above. Indeed, I wouldn't care if they also replaced those Dunkin Donuts employees with robots...with sidearms like Robocop. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:38 PM (9X0Vw) 318
Walk away before it turns into an argument. Nothing else good comes after that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Exactly - otherwise, the possibility of escalation becomes quite strong. At that point, all bets are off, and the reaction of the other person and yourself may go into unexpected and life-altering directions that don't play out the way they do in a Hollywood production. Posted by: Count Orlok at April 08, 2025 09:39 PM (N7CNt) 319
Diving in late on the thread
I must have dreamed those Walmart "Made in America" ads back when Sam was still alive. Posted by: Emmie Our town had a big Wal-Mart early. I remember the big, big banner declaring "Everything made in the USA." That ended after Sam died (or whenever the kids took over), and suddenly all manner of quality goods were no longer available, replaced if at all by cheap junk. This, of course, after Wal-Mart drove other local establishments out of business. Posted by: mindful webworker - made in the USA at April 08, 2025 09:39 PM (pEORa) 320
Trump is renaming stuff again
WORLD · APR 8, 2025 · 32 In Yet Another Cruel Blow To China, General Tso’s Chicken To Be Renamed ‘General Don's Oriental Chicky Nugs’ Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 08, 2025 09:39 PM (L/fGl) 321
It's interesting that the media is publicizing and promoting these boycotts. I do not recall them doing that for the Bud Light boycott.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 08, 2025 09:36 PM (Sf2cq) I just learned today that the chick that tried to kill BL, Alyssa Heinerschneid is now a bigwig with LIV golf. Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 09:39 PM (MGB5H) 322
316 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight ......
Posted by: Ciampino - all pointy elbows at April 08, 2025 09:38 PM (sPQoU) But don’t feed him. Wait, no, that is something different. Posted by: Piper at April 08, 2025 09:40 PM (p4NUW) 323
Bob Lighthizer does a good interview with Tucker on the tariff thang. Essential listening imo.==
What does a Space Ranger know about tariffs?" He does have a sort of superhero name, doesn't he? I think he s right on the issues. Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2025 09:41 PM (Cus5s) 324
Did I miss something? What's this about browsing through others' duffel bags? That's the first I heard about that (re stabbing in Frisco TX).
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I'm not a huge Walmart fan, but I do feel strongly about deflating leftist endeavors.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at April 08, 2025 09:41 PM (Sf2cq) 326
I saw that the left was trying to boycott Walmart, but not shopping at walmart. Just certain Great Value brands at Walmart. Everything else was fine to give Walmart money for. Which seemed like a really odd boycott.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:36 PM (hI5JF) A Virtue Signalling Boycott. Like Tesla. Which is even stupider. They push green cars then light them on fire causing more CO2 than the car would ever produce. Total putzes. Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 09:41 PM (gKDq2) 327
Did I miss something? What's this about browsing through others' duffel bags? That's the first I heard about that (re stabbing in Frisco TX).
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent - No, no, no, don't take that as any more than some internet comment. I think the kid was snooping around in some sports tents, and I assume there were duffel bags and such, but that's not news. That's just to make a point. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:42 PM (hI5JF) 328
I used to be a Wal-Mart and Sam's Club vendor. I spent many an anxiety-ridden hour in those tiny buyer's cubicles in that place back in days of yore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2025 09:37 PM (hY4dx) ++++ What blew my mind the first time I went to Rogers was the number of office buildings ringing Wal-Mart's campus, with *really* big consumer brand names on their walls - like Johnson & Johnson and Procter and Gamble. I asked about it. The answer I got really underscored how big and important Wal-Mart is. The guy (he worked at Wal-Mart, in IT infrastructure, which is the reason I was there) said, "they didn't used to be here. We used to always go to their HQs. A while back, our board decided that it was too wasteful of time and money and that we should either open offices near them and staff them, or they should open offices here and staff them. They opened offices here." Wal-Mart told the likes of J&J and P&G to open offices in Rogers for Wal-Mart's logistical convenience, and they did. *That* is power. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:42 PM (WkNQM) 329
Here's a wee glimpse of the safe & secure Dunkin Donuts in Chicago, made by the neighborhood hoodlum complaining about how it make him feels: https://is.gd/qfqf2t Posted by: Soothsayer ============= To be fair, I think the dindoo nuffin was pretty disgusted by the state of affairs and wasn't so much wallowing in self-pity as lamenting the shyte that had reduced his 'hood to a depressing medieval fearscape. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:42 PM (asZHj) 330
btw, the REAL purpose of these leftist "boycotts" is to impact the Economy. It's not about DEI. That's just their cover story. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:43 PM (9X0Vw) 331
I’m sure your mother would be proud of you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:12 PM (w75DI) She's not, and she raised two other fat mouthy daughters that don't like their older brother. Because my position is if you want to be treated gently ? Act gently. Otherwise ? You are not surrounded by a force-field and your ass beating is not my problem. And your rants are not cute. End of story. Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 09:43 PM (oTk05) 332
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WORLD · APR 8, 2025 · 32 In Yet Another Cruel Blow To China, General Tso’s Chicken To Be Renamed ‘General Don's Oriental Chicky Nugs’ Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier ---- We should buy Taiwan. That would put Xi in a tizzy. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 09:44 PM (ItxVu) 333
>>The problem will be the young people being raised by Tanya and Shaneequ'aa. They see no problem with it, same as they see no problem carrying a hunting knife in a backpack and stabbing someone who opposes browsing through others' duffel bags.
Saw a poll today of Democrats. 55% of them supported someone murdering Trump. More than half the Democrats in the poll supported murdering the President of the United States. I doubt all 55% were men. I've never hit a woman. Don't have any plans to hit one. But I also don't think I live in Mayberry any longer. We see the random violence playing out in this country everyday. In the normal course of my life I've never been in a situation where I felt the least threatened by a woman but the times are changing. I would never hit even an annoying Karen. Better to make fun of her. But if Shaneequ'aa comes at me with fists flying I drop her. Has nothing to do with chivalry. Nobody gets to beat on me. Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 09:44 PM (LkLld) 334
We should buy Taiwan. That would put Xi in a tizzy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 09:44 PM (ItxVu) ++++ We can't afford Taiwan. It has a real economy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:44 PM (WkNQM) 335
"The original Walmarts were smaller than the stores of today and didn't have groceries other than snacks.
They also had signs in the stores promoting the fact that they sold mostly American made goods." I recall the little "made in America" price tags on their items. Too bad they sold out to China. Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2025 09:45 PM (Cus5s) 336
omg Alissa Gordon Heinerscheid (she/her) Team Business Operations, LIV Golf I’m a seasoned leader who builds high-performing teams to tackle complex business challenges. My greatest strength lies in articulating a vision and strategy (the bedrock of any great growth or turnaround story) while deploying my uniquely open, direct communication style to ensure the commercial teams are executing against that vision. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:45 PM (asZHj) 337
I think the bourbon:non-bourbon ratio in my hot toddy was a wee bit high.
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Alissa Gordon Heinerscheid (she/her)
Team Business Operations, LIV Golf I’m a seasoned leader who builds high-performing teams to tackle complex business challenges. My greatest strength lies in articulating a vision and strategy (the bedrock of any great growth or turnaround story) while deploying my uniquely open, direct communication style to ensure the commercial teams are executing against that vision. +++++ Found one. Posted by: Retard Finder at April 08, 2025 09:46 PM (WkNQM) 339
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btw, the REAL purpose of these leftist "boycotts" is to impact the Economy. It's not about DEI. That's just their cover story. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:43 PM (9X0Vw) Bingo. They want to prevent Trump's success and maintain their own oppression of the American people in any manner they can. Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2025 09:46 PM (Sf2cq) Posted by: BruceWayne at April 08, 2025 09:46 PM (MGB5H) 341
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'Frustrated NYers Throw Trash From Their [high-rise] Building on Screaming Pro-Terror Protesters' Ha! I would have dropped the used kitty litter. You DON'T want to be under that bag. Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2025 09:46 PM (3wi/L) 342
To be fair, I think the dindoo nuffin was pretty disgusted by the state of affairs and wasn't so much wallowing in self-pity as lamenting the shyte that had reduced his 'hood to a depressing medieval fearscape.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:42 PM (asZHj) I lived in an 'up and coming neighborhood' when I lived in Brooklyn. That's real estate speak for da 'hood. The Chinese place near me had a two way pay first/food presented second using sliding plexiglass, like the post office, and far enough apart you couldn't reach in. That was in the early '80s. Nothing has changed. Check that, it's gone downhill, Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (gKDq2) 343
'Frustrated NYers Throw Trash From Their [high-rise] Building on Screaming Pro-Terror Protesters'
... Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2025 09:46 PM (3wi/L) +++++ These people just bitch, bitch, bitch about *everything.* Get arrested? Bitch about it. Have their fellow New Yorkers throw them a ticker-tape parade? Bitch about it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (WkNQM) 344
Meh, I've had to check a bitch for trying to jump me before. You leap on my back and start gouging my eyes, you're taking elbows to the ribs, getting bucked forward, and eating pavement, honey.
That's all there is to that. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (BI5O2) 345
Inman: that lady could hit her head and die. Then the big guy is facing a murder charge. It's happened. Life sucks.
Walk away. Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (TqnbQ) 346
321 I just learned today that the chick that tried to kill BL, Alyssa Heinerschneid is now a bigwig with LIV golf.
=== Must be why LIV is taking off like a lead-filled zeppelin. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (eb5mD) 347
'Frustrated NYers Throw Trash From Their [high-rise] Building on Screaming Pro-Terror Protesters'
Ha! I would have dropped the used kitty litter. You DON'T want to be under that bag. Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2025 09:46 PM (3wi/L) ---- Make Chamber Pots Great Again! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (cweKM) 348
Saw a poll today of Democrats. 55% of them supported someone murdering Trump. More than half the Democrats in the poll supported murdering the President of the United States. I doubt all 55% were men.
And how did they come to that conclusion ? By "conservatives" that still espouse it's always smart to walk away. Do you walk away from your car ? Your business ? Your house ? The other side still understands one thing. That "your" side still idolizes the virtue of not fighting. Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 09:49 PM (oTk05) 349
Wal-Mart told the likes of J&J and P&G to open offices in Rogers for Wal-Mart's logistical convenience, and they did. *That* is power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:42 PM (WkNQM) How much of Wal-Marts power is derived from Chinese imports? I don't know but I would like to. Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 09:50 PM (Or35E) 350
337 I think the bourbon:non-bourbon ratio in my hot toddy was a wee bit high.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:45 PM (WkNQM Might be the quantity, not the ratio. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 09:50 PM (17l0u) 351
Alissa Gordon Heinerscheid (she/her)
Team Business Operations, LIV Golf I’m a seasoned leader who builds high-performing teams to tackle complex business challenges. My greatest strength lies in articulating a vision and strategy (the bedrock of any great growth or turnaround story) while deploying my uniquely open, direct communication style to ensure the commercial teams are executing against that vision. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:45 PM (asZHj) Well, she sure managed to turn Anheuser-Busch around, didn't she. Good thing the stooned coont landed in some useless sports combine that doesn't matter at all to anyone with brains. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:50 PM (8zz6B) 352
Warren Buffett gave his kids $1B each but they had to spend it on good works and not on personal things as he doesn't believe in inheritance.
One on his sons has set up shop in my county/city. He's financed a few things but also a lot of leftist crap . Rather he kept the $ for himself and left Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2025 09:50 PM (6TePA) 353
Alert! Game of Thrones viewers, just so you're aware... the guy who played Ser Davros is a huge piece of shit hamas supporter. And says all the hollywood celeries who are quiet about gaza are "cowards." Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:51 PM (9X0Vw) 354
Inman: that lady could hit her head and die. Then the big guy is facing a murder charge. It's happened. Life sucks.
- Imagine being that weak and pathetically fragile and destroying some tubby guy's life because you decided you were Wonder Woman and were going to kick his ass until he slightly pushes you away (without even bracing his body) to stop your GiRL POwERR!!! physical attack. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:51 PM (hI5JF) 355
I would never consider hitting anyone. If you verbally threaten me, I will back down, and try to leave. If you touch me, I will pepper spray your eyeballs. If I feel you need more than that, I will shoot you.
I won’t start anything. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:09 PM (w75DI) A very good idea, except the pepper spray. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 09:51 PM (l3YAf) 356
Might be the quantity, not the ratio.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2025 09:50 PM (17l0u) ++++ Well, sure. At the end of the day, quantity has a quality of its own... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2025 09:51 PM (WkNQM) 357
The other side still understands one thing. That "your" side still idolizes the virtue of not fighting.
Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 09:49 PM (oTk05) People seem to forget it only takes one side to make war. The lefties/proggies sure seem intent on war. There's two ways to react to war: Run away, like Brave Sir Robin, or stand and fight fight fight. Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 09:51 PM (gKDq2) 358
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Ha! I would have dropped the used kitty litter. You DON'T want to be under that bag. Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2025 09:46 PM (3wi/L) ---- What bag? Posted by: Ciampino - keep the bag for later at April 08, 2025 09:52 PM (sPQoU) 359
274 Independent experts say three white wolf puppies are not dire wolves, as claimed by US company Colossal
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 08, 2025 08:20 PM (/tzYP) Would you settle for "moderately unsettling" wolves? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:15 PM (8zz6B) The two males are 5 months old and 80 pounds. They are expected to reach maturity at about 18 months. Them ain't Yorkies. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 08, 2025 09:52 PM (pIfcn) 360
Overheard on The Curse of Oak Island " I think this may lead us to something"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2025 09:53 PM (6TePA) 361
Inman: that lady could hit her head and die. Then the big guy is facing a murder charge. It's happened. Life sucks.
Walk away. Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (TqnbQ) Didn't see any "lady" in the vid. Just a bitch. Don't start none, won't be none. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B) 362
The two males are 5 months old and 80 pounds. They are expected to reach maturity at about 18 months. Them ain't Yorkies.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 08, 2025 09:52 PM (pIfcn) I betchya they eventually have to be put down. And not just because we're playing with genetic fire. Who knows how volatile those animals will turn out to be? Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gKDq2) 363
to ensure the commercial teams are executing against that vision.
-- hahaha "executing against that vision" Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (hI5JF) 364
Alissa Gordon Heinerscheid (she/her)
Team Business Operations, LIV Golf I’m a seasoned leader who builds high-performing teams to tackle complex business challenges. My greatest strength lies in articulating a vision and strategy (the bedrock of any great growth or turnaround story) while deploying my uniquely open, direct communication style to ensure the commercial teams are executing against that vision. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:45 PM (asZHj) --- Not one word of that description has any meaningful substance whatsoever. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (cweKM) 365
>>And how did they come to that conclusion ?
They came to that conclusion, Scogg, by being groomed by radical marxists for years. They are in the schools, in business and obviously in politics. They are taught violence because that's the marxist way. Yes, it's used to overwhelm a civil western society because most of us normal people are not like that. Don't want to be like that. We are not animals who live by force. They are. The point is when confronted by most normal women, even obnoxious Karens, I don't feel the need to punch one in the mouth. But we have animals among us who don't respond to normal civility and if they are going to play by different rules then so will I. Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (LkLld) 366
Overheard on The Curse of Oak Island " I think this may lead us to something"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2025 09:53 PM (6TePA) Another season. Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gKDq2) 367
A high trust society isn’t just one of those “nice things to have”.
Civilization is not possible without it. Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (9EbSF) Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (9X0Vw) 369
Yikes...I never get here on time...
Thanks Ace! Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (0ohAJ) 370
355 A very good idea, except the pepper spray.
=== There was a Jackass episode where Johnny Knoxville subjected himself to being tased, getting hit with those beanbags fired from a gun, and being pepper sprayed. He said the pepper spray was by far the worst pain he ever felt. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 08, 2025 09:56 PM (eb5mD) 371
Otherwise ? You are not surrounded by a force-field and your ass beating is not my problem. And your rants are not cute. End of story.
Posted by: Taking Notes I’m sure you’re a charmer. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:58 PM (0hRE+) 372
But we have animals among us who don't respond to normal civility and if they are going to play by different rules then so will I.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM (LkLld) So all that post was, Jack, was a self-serving "this is why I was so damn loud in how shit used to be" before you admitted, at the end, that I was right about how things are now. Feel better ? Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 09:58 PM (oTk05) 373
There was a Jackass episode where Johnny Knoxville subjected himself to being tased, getting hit with those beanbags fired from a gun, and being pepper sprayed. He said the pepper spray was by far the worst pain he ever felt.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 08, 2025 09:56 PM (eb5mD) I don't expect all brands of pepper spray are created equal. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:58 PM (8zz6B) 374
By "conservatives" that still espouse it's always smart to walk away. Do you walk away from your car ? Your business ? Your house ?
The other side still understands one thing. That "your" side still idolizes the virtue of not fighting. Posted by: Taking Notes Not fighting is a practical choice. It can indeed be considered a virtue, but pragmatically, opting to engage physically with another person can lead to you ending up six feet under, suffering severe brain damage, or doing serious time in the gray-bar hotel. If one can walk away from a brewing conflict, do so. Posted by: Count Orlok at April 08, 2025 09:59 PM (N7CNt) 375
364 Alissa Gordon Heinerscheid (she/her)
Team Business Operations, LIV Golf I’m a seasoned leader who builds high-performing teams to tackle complex business challenges. My greatest strength lies in articulating a vision and strategy (the bedrock of any great growth or turnaround story) while deploying my uniquely open, direct communication style to ensure the commercial teams are executing against that vision. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 09:45 PM (asZHj) --- Not one word of that description has any meaningful substance whatsoever. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2025 09:55 PM shake. Of the Budweiser Heinerschieds? Lol Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 08, 2025 10:00 PM (OA79/) 376
last!
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 10:00 PM (gKWVE) 377
I must have dreamed those Walmart "Made in America" ads back when Sam was still alive.
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2025 09:25 PM (Sf2cq) Ads are just corporate propaganda. So, yeah, of course they played up that some of their stuff was made in America while mainlining Chinese products into Small Town USA. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 10:00 PM (l3YAf) 378
NOOD ONT
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2025 10:00 PM (Vqx30) 379
Leftists depend on herd mentality, and exploitation of decent, peaceable people’s willingness to compromise, avoid conflict, and go along to get along. They have it literally down to a science.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2025 10:01 PM (9EbSF) 380
I’m sure you’re a charmer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 09:58 PM (0hRE+) You're equal now. Equal pay. Better admission to college and such. You need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. So when you, or your sisterhood, get cross with a man ? I'm over here in my corner, drinking my beer and minding my own business. As you wanted it. Right up until you didn't. Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:02 PM (oTk05) 381
If one can walk away from a brewing conflict, do so.
- This is an interesting point. Post-2020, should men assume women will hit them or otherwise physically engage? Because up until now the female trash talking has always had a different goal. But if men are to assume non-feminine women are fist-fighters now, then that changes the interactions between men and the majority of women. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The majority of women shouldn't weigh more than 140 pounds at April 08, 2025 10:02 PM (hI5JF) 382
If someone is punching you in the head choosing to walk away just doesn’t seem right. Sorry.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (VofaG) 383
>>So all that post was, Jack, was a self-serving "this is why I was so damn loud in how shit used to be" before you admitted, at the end, that I was right about how things are now.
No it wasn't, Scogg. You just have a 4th grade comprehension level. Nobody ever said time stands still least of all me. And no, you are not always right much as you like to think you are. We have a whole subculture of people who live among us. Most of them not boomers. And they play by different rules. I will adjust to theirs when necessary. Not all that complicated. Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2025 10:03 PM (LkLld) 384
I won’t bother your.
Promise. I was having a fun sportsball conversation and he punched me in the arm. I’m not a dude in a dress. Not ok. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (0hRE+) 385
Not fighting is a practical choice. It can indeed be considered a virtue, but pragmatically, opting to engage physically with another person can lead to you ending up six feet under, suffering severe brain damage, or doing serious time in the gray-bar hotel. If one can walk away from a brewing conflict, do so.
In the macro sense - when someone else wants to take from you by force ? You'll either resist - or be taken. Oh, I get it. You're still posting as if police or some other authority will stop the taker from taking from you. Good luck. Except lets be honest, I don't care if you have any luck at all. You get what you get. Make your practical choice. Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:04 PM (oTk05) 386
Inman: that lady could hit her head and die. Then the big guy is facing a murder charge. It's happened. Life sucks.
Walk away. Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 08, 2025 09:48 PM (TqnbQ) Didn't see any "lady" in the vid. Just a bitch. Don't start none, won't be none. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B) It's a fine line. The overtly aggressive women are not usually a threat and restraint is best. Within a crowd you have to be on the look out for pile ons. The most capable women won't be looking to start none. Posted by: coyne at April 08, 2025 10:05 PM (Or35E) 387
the guy who played Ser Davros is a huge piece of shit hamas supporter. And says all the hollywood celeries who are quiet about gaza are "cowards."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 09:51 PM (9X0Vw) -- -- He's Scottish. It's expected for them to say daft shit about oppression and genocide. It's a long-term affliction they've been living with since they were joined at the hip so long ago with those evil English cvnts they despise. The Canadians have the same sorts of problems with Quebec. Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 08, 2025 10:07 PM (6ydKt) 388
In the macro sense - when someone else wants to take from you by force ? You'll either resist - or be taken.
Oh, I get it. You're still posting as if police or some other authority will stop the taker from taking from you. Good luck. Except lets be honest, I don't care if you have any luck at all. You get what you get. Make your practical choice. Posted by: Taking Notes Remarkably, you managed to create a response that had nothing to do with what I actually wrote, with an inclusion of reading my mind. That is an achievement most rare. Posted by: Count Orlok at April 08, 2025 10:08 PM (N7CNt) 389
It's a fine line. The overtly aggressive women are not usually a threat and restraint is best. Within a crowd you have to be on the look out for pile ons. The most capable women won't be looking to start none.
We're doing the thing, for some definition of WE, regarding a woman jumping on you claws out like some do regarding a self-defense shooting, or a good beat down on an burglar. Let me make this simple. If you think its just awful to hit a woman putting her claws into you ? Don't then. I don't care. Let her pull out your eyeball and show it to you. But I won't. And I don't care what you think about my response. And living with me in your society is easy. Just teach your girls to keep their hands off me. And your boys, for that matter. We'll get along just fine like that. Posted by: Taking Notes at April 08, 2025 10:11 PM (oTk05) 390
I didn't see a woman clawing the guy's eyes out. I saw a slap
Rude.Sure. Bar fights are bad news. Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 08, 2025 10:56 PM (ZPsSk) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0725 seconds. |
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