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Now That Jake Tapper's New Grift is Peddling a Book About the Democrat Party's Cover-Up of Biden's Dementia, He's Actually Asking Democrats About Their Lies

Jake Tapper lied too, of course --as did the entire leftwing media.

Biden is a Super Ager!

Posted by: Every Mainstream Media Outlet!

The media is in survival mode as it attempts, again, to claim they never really lied to you about Biden's mental acuity. Just as they never really lied to you about the origins of Anthony Fauci's killer frankenvirus, or the efficacy of masking, social distancing, and lockdowns, or Hunter Biden's laptop, or "a video-maker did a Benghazi" or "if you like your insurance you can keep your insurance."

See, the media was always skeptical of these claims. They certainly didn't repeat them like applause lines at a political convention and attack anyone who questioned them, and they definitely didn't lobby social media platforms and the government itself to deplatform and censor anyone questioning them.

Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
Scott Jennings reminds his colleagues at CNN the depths of the coverup of Joe Biden's mental decline:
Scott Jennings: "These [Biden] books, seeing that video of Kamala Harris and then these videos of Tim Walz the last few days, boy did we dodge a bullet, lord have mercy.
It can all be told now:
I sat here all during the campaign and was assured that Joe Biden was fine.
Kamala Harris had the most organic grassroots driven campaign
The Democrats were unified
We had a campaign of joy
Everything was hunky dory
That's what I was told night after night: Now the [Biden] books are coming out.
Our own government from the White House podium lied to us about his condition, covered it up.
We lived through the biggest scandal in modern American politics, yes John Avlon."

The collective amnesia amongst certain complicit media members around their lack of reporting of Biden's decline makes me wonder if Biden's dementia was contagious.

Note that Scott Jennings gets a paycheck from CNN and is officially forbidden from criticizing CNN or any of its "journalists."

He does kind of hint at it, though.


"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past," according to George Orwell in 1984.

The media used to control the past. The public has finally stopped believing them. From 2008-2024, the media and Democrat Deep State Party reacted to the public's increasing skepticism of them by censoring all critics and honest brokers.

The 2024 election took that power away from them, and they have no idea what to do next.

They're certainly not going to admit any blame or complicity, as Fake Jake Tapper proves in his absolutely audacious decision to sign up as co-author on a book blaming Biden's coterie of advisors, and definitely not the media, for the greatest political psyop in American history.

Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

-Jake Tapper

Posted by: ...

Posted by: Ace at 02:43 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (bFu5X)

2 st?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (WkNQM)

3 Damn. Blind luck almost did it

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (WkNQM)

4 Biden has dementia?!?

Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (xcIvR)

5 first

Posted by: Doug at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (Hy+R4)

6 they are all liars

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (Cus5s)

7 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (bFu5X)

8 Meh. Grifter trying to pretend he's not a grifter so as to prepare for future grifting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (ExV1e)

9 Called the otters and the corgis.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (VNX3d)

10 See, the media was always skeptical of these claims. They certainly didn't repeat them like applause lines at a political convention and attack anyone who questioned them, or even lobbied to deplatform and censor anyone questioning them.

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"Sure, they were mislead by Democrat partisans back then, to the point of denying obvious truths that people outside of the power structure could easily figure out. But that doesn't mean that they're wrong about anything now. In fact, their admission of accidentally getting it wrong then means that they're more trustworthy now!"
-DU, 93.68% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

11 3 Damn. Blind luck almost did it
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (WkNQM)

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We have the tools to make it happen...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

12 Babylon Bee, Paper of Record:

China Retaliates Against Tariffs By Putting Worse Fortunes Into Cookies

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 02:45 PM (VNX3d)

13 Of course these clowns are coming clean. History will show that they were right all along.

Because they'll be writing their own history. They're doing it now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2025 02:45 PM (Q4IgG)

14 It's not even the biggest scandal of the last three years. They just keep trying to set records with their absolute bullshit. And it will never stop. They never plan to stop. Even this whole thoughtful reflection stuff is part of it. They love doing this to us.

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2025 02:46 PM (E0p3T)

15 Biden is a Super Ager!

Posted by: Every Mainstream Media Outlet! at April 07, 2025 02:46 PM (xTIDn)

16 Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 02:47 PM (bdhKV)

17 The media used to control the past. The public has finally stopped believing them. From 2008-2024, the media and Democrat Deep State Party reacted to the public's increasing skepticism of them by censoring all critics and honest brokers.

The 2025 election took that power away from them, and they have no idea what to do next.

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I think 2016 took it away from them. They called Trump literally Hitler, and the people elected him anyway.

2020 was a seesaw between the people giving it back by believing the covid histeria and then the press having to panic when the people stopped believing by about May/June. And then the government had to threaten people with jail for questioning an obviously stolen election.

It's been fumes ever since, at best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

18 Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 02:47 PM (bdhKV)

-Jake Tapper

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2025 02:47 PM (E0p3T)

19 "John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte". That's pretty funny all by itself.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 02:47 PM (7a3bZ)

20 They all lie.
We know that they all lie.
Yet they all still lie.

This si democrat propaganda... oh and the riots over the weekend were all organic and paid for by democrats and their employers... ah billionaire donors... oh and taxpayers still.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 07, 2025 02:48 PM (17s+e)

21 2 st?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM


I'm sorry, Mr. Mannix, but I must denounce you as a twoist!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 02:49 PM (R+4G8)

22 Given what he has wrought to the dems, the country as a whole, and now the media, I am ashamed to say that I did in fact underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 07, 2025 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

23 Isn't this gaslighting? We all knew what we saw and heard—a man in serious mental decline.

Now that Tapper is pointing fingers has he bothered to ask WTF was running the presidency?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 02:49 PM (PMtkd)

24 You're number two.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:49 PM (njoQb)

25 Yeah, remember when Morning Joe said 2024 Biden was the best Biden, ever? Sharp as a tack, questions subordinates like they're grade schoolers, totally in control, fit as a fiddle. What a dumbass...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2025 02:49 PM (XMwZJ)

26 Tapper yelling at Lara Trump that she doesn't have a psychiatric degree and therefore should not comment on Biden's mental state was the left through and through. You aren't an " expert" and therefore "shut up , he explained" takes over . Common sense never applies. F.U. Tapper

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2025 02:50 PM (6TePA)

27 Scott Jennings reminds his colleagues at CNN the depths of the coverup of Joe Biden's mental decline:
...
Our own government from the White House podium lied to us about his condition, covered it up.
We lived through the biggest scandal in modern American politics, yes John Avlon."

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Oh fuck that.

You knew. Your bosses knew. Your viewers knew. Analysts knew. The man on the street knew. Anyone casually glancing at things knew. There was no "cover-up." A "cover-up" presupposes that covering it up is possible. It wasn't. There wasn't even a failed *attempted* cover up. It was just lies. It was too obvious obvious to cover up, and it was obvious to everyone who cared to look. So blatant, bald-faced lies it was.

Y'all had no choice but to look - looking is your job - and so you knew. Nothing so blindingly obvious to literally everybody could have been invisible to you. You all in the press chose to believe (or act as though you believed) the lie, and to lambaste anyone who told the truth. Your crew chose to carry water for the Party and engage in every possible malicious action against anyone who questioned the obviously-false Party line.

There was no deception.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:50 PM (WkNQM)

28 Still think Hinckley was just obsessed with Jodi Foster?

Posted by: Kestrel.987 at April 07, 2025 02:50 PM (wyl5F)

29 I think there's video out there of Fake Tapper claiming "he's not on the left." The person he's talking to responds with a "sure Jan" sort of statement, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

30 I take the Andrew Breitbart line.

Fuck you. War.

Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2025 02:50 PM (Tn7Ji)

31 Biden has dementia?!?

Dementia and 81 million votes... If he'd been able-minded in 2020, imagine the votes he could have gotten!

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 02:50 PM (7a3bZ)

32 The 2025 election took that power away from them, and they have no idea what to do next.
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Forced consolidation under "independent, non-political" state control so that state-owned media can defend democracy.

Duh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:51 PM (WkNQM)

33 By all means, lets prohibit Pharma from advertising on Tee Vee. This will crush these creeps.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 07, 2025 02:51 PM (pZ64F)

34 Stupid, obvious lies are all they have left.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 02:51 PM (6K6Eu)

35 I would compare Biden to a houseplant, but that's unfair to the houseplant, because it produces something useful, like oxygen.

The only thing Biden produced was chaos and dirty Depends.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 07, 2025 02:52 PM (l7Uym)

36 The 2025 election took that power away from them

2024.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 02:52 PM (mlg/3)

37 34 Stupid, obvious lies are all they have left.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 02:51 PM (6K6Eu)

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This is an interesting description of Kamala Harris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

38 Now that Tapper is pointing fingers has he bothered to ask WTF was running the presidency?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 02:49 PM (PMtkd)
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Hmm, I think the "Bill Clinton" play is at work here. Much like making Bill's impeachment as being "just about sex" the story of Joe in the White House is really about Joe, never mind who was behind the curtain.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

39 Aided by the momentum hedge fund traders tanking the stock market for fun and profit, these same journalists are telling us the tariffs are evil and America is entering "Trump's recession".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2025 02:52 PM (p+WXI)

40 It was a STUTTER, you h8ters!!!!!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2025 02:52 PM (XMwZJ)

41 This is an interesting description of Kamala Harris.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO
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I try to emulate the Spartans in rhetoric.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 02:53 PM (6K6Eu)

42 This is more interesting than women's penis pocket pool

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 02:53 PM (NtVYv)

43 Even this whole thoughtful reflection stuff is part of it. They love doing this to us.
Posted by: ... at

It's the non-apology apology.

It gets them to the next step: we've talked about that. Is in the past. Time to move on.

It was once a proven play to get to the next R issue. Not any more.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 07, 2025 02:53 PM (FxH7T)

44 They're certainly not going to admit any blame or complicity, as Fake Jake Tapper proves in his absolutely audacious decision to sign up as co-author on a book blaming Biden's coterie of advisors, and definitely not the media, for the greatest political psyop in American history.
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And that is, to a point, fair.

It was not just the media. The media doesn't really exist as its own thing, it's just a wing of the vast state/party/media/industry/academic system that I usually just abbreviate to "The Complex."

Well, the Complex did this. It would, in fact, be unfair to pin it entirely on the press. The press is not guiltless and should be punished - and I would argue, should be completely destroyed - as a result of this and countless other ignominies over the years, but they are not alone. The Big Bad Press didn't do this. They were put one cog in the infernal machine that made it possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:53 PM (WkNQM)

45 se cupps is fat

Posted by: Luigi'sIndexFinger at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (cHe/e)

46 44 Well, the Complex did this. It would, in fact, be unfair to pin it entirely on the press. The press is not guiltless and should be punished - and I would argue, should be completely destroyed - as a result of this and countless other ignominies over the years, but they are not alone. The Big Bad Press didn't do this. They were put one cog in the infernal machine that made it possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:53 PM (WkNQM)

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"We were just following orders," is an interesting take for the independent media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

47 Tapper? More like Tappim.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (amYJF)

48
Who in broadcast media is going to sit down and Report. This. Story?

These panel discussions just bounce off a few points in this broad philosophical argument, then wrap it up with a cheery "Okay, we've got to move on!"

It'll be the same when Jake's book comes out and he does his repetitious rounds of interviews. "And now we have Jake Tapper! Jake, tell us what you observed..." Two minutes of one media phony chatting with another and we move on...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (lCaJd)

49 That wooden jigsaw puzzle looks pretty cool.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

50 I wish these liars and grifters' pants caught fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (BrGIO)

51 @40

>>It was a STUTTER, you h8ters!!!!!

There is literally no tape of Biden ever stuttering going back 50 years.

The whole, it's a stutter was always the most f**king ridiculous gas-lighting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)

52 "We were just following orders," is an interesting take for the independent media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
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What independent media?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (WkNQM)

53 Ace, related. Tapper now saying he’s not part of the left

>> Jake Tapper denies being 'on the left' during tense exchange with Trump agriculture secretary

https://tinyurl.com/8kuwh9x5

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (VwNzI)

54 se cupps is fat
Posted by: Luigi'sIndexFinger at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (cHe/e)


The wall, she has hit it, hard.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (NtVYv)

55 21 2 st?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM

I'm sorry, Mr. Mannix, but I must denounce you as a twoist!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 02:49 PM (R+4G

Twoist and shout!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (CQE5S)

56 Personally, I like balance and find it hard to trust sources that are completely 100% one sided. Which means the Democrats, and sites like yours hold no real value. Yes, I come here. Mostly for the overnight threads and the morning tech write up and see this crap instead.

Nominally, I would have just moved on, but the one thing that caught my attention was the comment about the lockdown, and the fact that no where is there any derision for Trump being the father of the lockdowns, in this write up or any other.

You would gain quite a bit of credibility if you were more even handed. As it has become, I usually read any of your political rants and think the opposite must be true.

Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

57 Hey, Tapper, as long as you're pointing things out...

About Kamala, you do see that she was a drunk, retard who made nonsensical sentences and couldn't run a lemonade stand? Right? Because we all saw it. Did you see it?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (PMtkd)

58 We've always been at war with senile Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 02:56 PM (L/fGl)

59 52 "We were just following orders," is an interesting take for the independent media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
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What independent media?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (WkNQM)

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Typo. Sorry.

I meant, "'I was just following orders,' is an interesting take for wholly owned subsidiaries of The Complex."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

60 We had a campaign of joy.

---------------

"And could you dig those vibezzz, man!"

--- Zombie Donald Sutherland as "Oddball"

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 02:56 PM (xFSLs)

61 Jennings is doing good work.

Note how the rest of the studio dodos are giggling and basically want to move along.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2025 02:56 PM (2lp6s)

62 Roll on

@libsoftiktok 1m
Appeals Court rules in favor of DOGE

The 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals just put on hold an injunction imposed against DOGE by Biden appointed Judge Deborah Boardman.

The decision clears the way for DOGE to access important data.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (mlg/3)

63 Ace, related. Tapper now saying he’s not part of the left

>> Jake Tapper denies being 'on the left' during tense exchange with Trump agriculture secretary

https://tinyurl.com/8kuwh9x5
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (VwNzI)
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A man who calls himself a woman is not a woman. He is a man, and his entire history indicates that he is a man.

Or, if you prefer a more poetic description, "a rose by any other name" comes to mind.

You're a leftist shitheel, Jake. You're a Party apparatchik. That's your entire personal history. Say what you want. Even believe what you say, if you wish. It won't make it so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (WkNQM)

64 Scott Jennings is “pouncing and seizing” on the subject.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (amYJF)

65 The laugh riot I am waiting for is to watch Dr. Kevin O'Connor's appearance before Congress re: Biden's mental decline and what other physical ailments he had. O'Connor was the one certifying that Biden was tip-top for four years. I wonder what he was paid off the books to lie for Biden.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (oiNtH)

66 Cupps or Meggie Mac or Navarro?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (BrGIO)

67 se cupps is fat
Posted by: Luigi'sIndexFinger

You know about Cupps' sizes?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

68
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
10m
Appeals Court rules in favor of DOGE

The 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals just put on hold an injunction imposed against DOGE by Biden appointed Judge Deborah Boardman.

The decision clears the way for DOGE to access important data.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (2lp6s)

69 “We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.” ~ Joe Biden, totally cogent and sharp as a tack

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (n2swS)

70 I like John Nolte's new handle!

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 02:58 PM (dCxaZ)

71 If Democrats ever get back in power the media will be right there with them calling for any opposition to be put in camps

Remember what they did during COVID? These people would sell their children to save their necks.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2025 02:58 PM (VwNzI)

72 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 02:57 PM (mlg/3)
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This thread ain't big enough for the 2 of us.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (2lp6s)

73 >> Jake Tapper denies being 'on the left' during tense exchange with Trump agriculture secretary

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Ahh, the who? me? defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (L/fGl)

74 truth is relative and biden had relatives who could run the government

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (CWTWj)

75
Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

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Ace doesn't write here to make you happy. Are you a child? You sound like a child.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (PMtkd)

76 STREET SMARTS 101

When heroin junkies run out of dope they use the cotton balls from the first injection in their cook t spoon with water then cook it like the heroin the cotton ball was used in.
Junkies call this a 'Cotton Shot"

Tapper is tapped out.
Fug em
Mike Whatleys RNC directive.
Shhh Let them speak

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (/m17t)

77 The Big Bad Press didn't do this. They were put one cog in the infernal machine that made it possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:53 PM (WkNQM)

========

"We were just following orders," is an interesting take for the independent media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

And from what I see on my MSN main page every morning, the Press is still at it. BLATANTLY biased headlines all the time... even spouting outright lies. All Anti Trump... all the time.

If someone is not smart enough to dig, then their world view will be based on what they see.... which as stated, is extremely biased... but that is also why trust in the media is at historically low levels.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (QAkQ3)

78
Also, lol at Walz's presidential aspirations.

Also, lol at lefty MSM worshipping him. Lawrence O'Donnell interviewed him and turned it over to Rachel Maddow at the top of the hour. "If only he'd talked like that during the campaign," she says wistfully. lolol these are the "lessons" they're "learning."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (lCaJd)

79 I like The Complex!

but it has already been dubbed The Cathedral.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (Pv3Rg)

80 The 2024 election took that power away from them, and they have no idea what to do next.

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I'll take "Political Violence, Domestic Terrorism, and Assassinations (AKA Same as it Ever Was)" for 64 trillion, Alex!

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (xFSLs)

81 Did Dr. O'Conner visit Epstein Island?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (BrGIO)

82 78
Also, lol at Walz's presidential aspirations.

Also, lol at lefty MSM worshipping him. Lawrence O'Donnell interviewed him and turned it over to Rachel Maddow at the top of the hour. "If only he'd talked like that during the campaign," she says wistfully. lolol these are the "lessons" they're "learning."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (lCaJd)

======

New poll showing him dropping out of the top 3 in support for the primary.

3. Newsom 10%
2. AOC 15%
1. Kamala...48%

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

83 Fake Yapper still hasn't gotten over his personal ads-style "missed encounter". He came *so close* to tasting second-hand Clenis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (W5ArC)

84 I love how the lying fellow travelers on that panel act like they're all good palz with Scott Jennings. He's calling you liars, you hacks, but you pretend as if he's talking about other people. He isn't. He. Means. You.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (xCA6C)

85 these people live in la la land

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (Pv3Rg)

86 I like The Complex!

but it has already been dubbed The Cathedral.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (Pv3Rg)

The Cathedral and the Bazaar (or is it Bizarre).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (VNX3d)

87 S E Cupp is no Kat Timpf.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (CQE5S)

88 I really stopped believing the "media" when Bernard Goldberg published Bias. That was 2001.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (RIvkX)

89 Not one straight male will vote for Walz. Who is advising him? They're high.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (PMtkd)

90
I'm waiting for my favorite MSM-excuse line. inevitably it shows up when the Democrats/MSM have been straight up lying and either the Republican wins or the lie has been exposed, and the danger of damage to the Democrats is long past.

Coming soon to a TV near you:

"In the end, the truth came out. We covered (the scandal). The public had a right to know and we delivered."

It aways makes me laugh.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (iJfKG)

91 Now when the topic of biden's 4 years of rotten oatmeal brain dementia comes up he can say....I wrote a book about it! And he thinks that let's him off the hook for all of those years of lying.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (e5NfL)

92 Hopefully Jake Tapper will really go big time and blow his brains out on Live TV...the ratings would be huge!

Posted by: Zombie Howard Beale at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (ekEaX)

93 The fiercely heterosexual Corry Booker, who recently accomplished the herculean task of staying awake for 25 hours, was positively bubbling and effusive in his praise of Biden's mental acuity and agility.

He went above and beyond the usual "mental fitness" lies and cited, as a vague example, how Biden often "stumped" him.

Really?

How? When? On what topic?
The scent of hair?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (xFA3k)

94 Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

You were obviously not here during the 2024 primary, particularly the early days of the primary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2025 03:02 PM (ExV1e)

95
Hey, Tapper, as long as you're pointing things out...

About Kamala, you do see that she was a drunk, retard who made nonsensical sentences and couldn't run a lemonade stand? Right? Because we all saw it. Did you see it?
Posted by: Seems Legit

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Heck, just get him to elicit some comments on her latest appearance last week. ace did a thread on it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 03:02 PM (lCaJd)

96 China is being asshoe. Or just plain stupid and economically illiterate. Of course that is expected from a currency manipulator and an economy run by a Politburo!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2025 03:02 PM (g47mK)

97 Ace:

"...the greatest political psyop in American history."

Actually, I dispute that.

FOr the something to be "the greatest," it had to actually work, to some degree.

But literally NO ONE believes the psyop that Biden was dementia-free.

Here at AoS Ace posted about it daily, commenters noted it minute by minute -- and that was also true of every right-leaning blog.

Trump himself referred to it constantly, either overtly or through implication.

So at least half the nation NEVER believed the psyop, not fo rone minute.

Now we see that even the "thought-leaders" on the left, the nes perpetrating the lie, never believed it either.

The only sorta-believers were the 15% of voters who are hardcore Kool-Aidn drinking leftist, who habitaully fall for their side's own propagandas, even when no one else beleives it.

But thi 15% dmographic fall for anything and everything, so them falling for this s]pysop si nothing suprising.

I'd call it the biggest bald-faced lie in American history, but not the biggest successfiul psyop.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)

98 "Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past," according to George Orwell in 1984."

George Orwell was a true visionary.

I love how all the Democrat panelists act like the Biden WH hid the secret from THEM that Biden was in cognitive decline.
They all knew it. The Republicans were screaming it for over 4 years with clips to prove it.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2025 03:02 PM (NpAcC)

99 This thread ain't big enough for the 2 of us.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs


Are you calling me fat???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (mlg/3)

100 100

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (CQE5S)

101 "Not on the left" in journalist-speak means "Just a Stalinist, not a full-bore Maoist."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (W5ArC)

102 for Trump being the father of the lockdowns, in this write up or any other.

I listened to every White House daily update. At first Trump heeded Birxie and Faustci, but he intended to open the country back up by Easter...which was in April that year. So he was really sticking to that 2 weeks to stop the spread crap.

But as soon as Trump announced his plan, he caught all kinds of hell, including from the GOPes. And Trump never mandated the experimental medical intervention.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (dCxaZ)

103
New poll showing him dropping out of the top 3 in support for the primary.

3. Newsom 10%
2. AOC 15%
1. Kamala...48%
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman

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Good lord, I didn't know he'd been in the top 3.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (lCaJd)

104 More of a Curlyist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:04 PM (njoQb)

105 Hey astronerii pull my finger

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 03:04 PM (/m17t)

106 100 100
Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (CQE5S)

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Ride this as long as you can!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:04 PM (PMtkd)

107 Let's not forget that not only did they coordinate and push constant lies about Biden and his vegetable status, they also mocked anyone who questioned it, and got very indignant ("YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!") at anyone who said "dude has clearly lost his marbles."

I don't know why we're even pretending here. We know what they did / do. They know what they did / do.

The only people they're trying to convince that they didn't do what they obviously did are retards who probably aren't even paying attention anyways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 03:04 PM (uCjyK)

108 103 Good lord, I didn't know he'd been in the top 3.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (lCaJd)

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There are two things propelling the Democrat primary for 2028 right now:

Name recognition and black women loving Kamala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

109 Some of us are old enough to remember when Commie Lay was forced to drop out of *her own party's primary* without winning a single delegate.

Of course, in true lefty fashion, they avoided that last time by just...not having a primary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:05 PM (W5ArC)

110 What I especially like is 82 year old Biden being forced out by 82 year old Pelosi.

"Democracy" LOL.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2025 03:05 PM (b1aY0)

111 It's like every other lie in politics - especially since Trump's entry - repeated ad nauseam. Lying about Biden was a piece of cake and now the finger pointing is distraction.

Yeah, the 2024 Presidential took their power. But isn't that the point of "Hands Off!?" No unified party agenda that would be palpable to the average voter so the middling elderly have to be scared about cuts to goods and services.

'I need Social Security to live': DOGE’s changes have seniors worried." Source CNN, 2:02 clip

Posted by: L - No nic, adores both Musk and Miller. at April 07, 2025 03:05 PM (NFX2v)

112 Jake the snake gives Jake the Snakes a bad name.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 07, 2025 03:05 PM (TL7UX)

113
You would gain quite a bit of credibility if you were more even handed. As it has become, I usually read any of your political rants and think the opposite must be true.
Posted by: astonerii


Your concerns are:
[x] noted
[ ] not noted

Henceforth we will:
[ ] heed your "advice"
[x] ignore your "advice"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s/] at April 07, 2025 03:06 PM (xG4kz)

114 When politics is your religion all kinds of crazy stuff can happen. Because the end justifies the means. There is no right and wrong in political calculus, just will to power. In the real world, politicians aren't heroes sacrificing to serve the country and their fellow citizens. Then there's the guy who donates his salary...etc etc etc. Ouch my ear is bleeding....

Posted by: Things to consider when making judgments at April 07, 2025 03:06 PM (jwdCl)

115 29 I think there's video out there of Fake Tapper claiming "he's not on the left." The person he's talking to responds with a "sure Jan" sort of statement, I believe.
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That was ag secretary Brooke Rollins, and you're right--she slagged him pretty well.

https://tinyurl.com/349t8bu5

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 07, 2025 03:06 PM (paSBy)

116 IF it had been a competent cover-up, we would have never seen Joey stumbling UP the stairs to Air Force One.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (BrGIO)

117 >He's Actually Asking Democrats About Their Lies
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and they will respond with lies, and he will report them as fact

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (AOsQT)

118

They do it to catch the drama on the other side.

They never asked why his eye blew out during that one debate. Seems like it should have been something important to discuss but nope.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (et1vG)

119 Some perspective on stocks

Since 1945 there have been 24 corrections, defined as a drop between 10-20% from the previous peak. There have also been 14 bear markets defined as a 20% or more drop from the previous peak.

That’s 34 “crashes” In 80 years. Or about once very 2.5 years on average.

It’s gonna be OK the 35th time just like the first 34.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (MmH/W)

120 Not one straight male will vote for Walz. Who is advising him? They're high.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:01 PM (PMtkd)

The people advising him know he has no chance but they will say whatever he wants to hear for a nice paycheck. They don't care about him or his "reputation", they are all about the Benjamins. When he goes down in a blaze of humiliation, they will move on to advise some other clueless wannabe.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)

121 The only sorta-believers were the 15% of voters who are hardcore Kool-Aidn drinking leftist, who habitaully fall for their side's own propagandas, even when no one else beleives it.

But thi 15% dmographic fall for anything and everything, so them falling for this s]pysop si nothing suprising.

I'd call it the biggest bald-faced lie in American history, but not the biggest successfiul psyop.
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 03:02 PM (pMi6S)

Exactly. They're trying to speak to those LIV's with this narrative shifting. Not anyone who pays attention.

The D's and smart liberals knew Biden was losing it, but got their marching orders from the talking heads on TV to parrot their "he's never been better!" lines.

We never believed Biden was fine.

We're talking about a vanishingly small number of people who actually bought the lie.

And this narrative shift to blaming Biden is about that small percentage of the population who would believe whatever they were told anyways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (uCjyK)

122 New poll showing him dropping out of the top 3 in support for the primary.

3. Newsom 10%
2. AOC 15%
1. Kamala...48%
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
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It will likely be none of them.

Kamala is a two-time loser with nothing in the tank.
AOC is a radical popular with a fairly small subset of disaffected intra-Party radicals.
Newsom, well, *maybe* but I doubt the DNC is stupid enough. He's handsome and pedigreed, but he has a track record *begging* for constant attack, and he's a Californian which means his odds of playing nationally are very slim. People outside the Pacific coast and not in the more radical enclaves of the Party really don't like California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (WkNQM)

123 Trump pushed them to come up with the vaccine. He did not push the lockdowns. That was Fauci and friends, plus the governors.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (cvWHI)

124 114 When politics is your religion all kinds of crazy stuff can happen.
Posted by: Things to consider when making judgments at April 07, 2025 03:06 PM (jwdCl)

@EsotericCD
20 Nov 2020
Don't make politics your religion; your gods will always be overthrown.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (CQE5S)

125 > Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

You missed calling yourself a "life-long Republican" and failed to include the phrase "and everybody clapped."

0/10. No milkbone for you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (W5ArC)

126

OT: Clem Burke, drummer for Blondie has passed away at 70 after a battle with cancer.


Probably among the more under appreciated drummers in Rock. RIP

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (x0n13)

127
Every time Walz opens his mouth to make either a faux tough guy assertion or seek an answer to a question that was clearly outside his limited grasp, his fellow short bus riders cringe in embarrassment

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s/] at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (xG4kz)

128 Name recognition and black women loving Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

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Ah, black women. We are supposed to shut up when they speak because, well, I don't know why.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (PMtkd)

129 But, but...
TARRIFS
TESLAS
TORPEDO BATS

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

130 On Dr. Kevin O'Connor, Biden's WH "Doctor".
Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-Tx), and former WH Doctor:

“I’ve known him for a long time; he’s part of the Biden family. He would do or say anything to cover up and protect that family, regardless of what it meant professionally for him,” he added. “This could not have been covered up without him — and Jill Biden — in particular.

The reclusive O’Connor, who told The Post Biden’s mental fitness was “excellent” just four days after his boss was forced out of the 2024 race, was asked last year to come in for questioning before the GOP-led House Oversight Committee, though it’s unclear if he ever responded to the voluntary request.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (oiNtH)

131 Yeah, the 2024 Presidential took their power. But isn't that the point of "Hands Off!?" No unified party agenda that would be palpable to the average voter so the middling elderly have to be scared about cuts to goods and services.

Someone I know went to the Hands Off rally here in DC. NPR claims there were "thousands" in attendance, but the pictures in the accompanying article never show the crowd, just small clumps of people.

I'm going to say that if they didn't show the pictures of large crowds, those crowds never existed.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:09 PM (xCA6C)

132 China is being asshoe. Or just plain stupid and economically illiterate. Of course that is expected from a currency manipulator and an economy run by a Politburo
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It's really hard to make tyrants suffer. They are insulated from the masses and don't need votes. Economic sanctions work better against free societies. See for example, Castro, little rocket man and Pharoah.

Posted by: Things to consider when making judgments at April 07, 2025 03:10 PM (jwdCl)

133 127
Every time Walz opens his mouth to make either a faux tough guy assertion or seek an answer to a question that was clearly outside his limited grasp, his fellow short bus riders cringe in embarrassment
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s/] at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (xG4kz)

Tapper just quits listening to him about halfway through that clip, starts straightening up his desk, then shuts him down to ask a final question.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:10 PM (CQE5S)

134 122
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (WkNQM)

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It reminds me of the Republican field pre-Trump.

On paper, strongish personalities, moving outside of the three to include people like Shapiro and Whitmer, but none of them have strong national footing anywhere while many have serious issues with large sections within the party.

It leaves the "next in line" who has the only clear path to a nomination.

And that's weak shit.

A billionaire could walk in himself or back someone to the hilt with a message along the lines of, "Kick out all the illegals. Use that savings to pay for single payer healthcare," and run away with the nomination. It won't make a lick of economic sense, but it'll be real popular.

And the establishment will hate it because they want illegal immigration more than anything.

An outside disruptor is possible, but their main target needs to be Obama and Biden, not Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

135 If you place a 20% tariff on China you are going to want to place another 20% tariff on China a half hour later.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:10 PM (njoQb)

136
The next Signalgate is coming.

Fortunately the Dems have so much hubris at this point that they don't think they have to persuade anybody that they're scandal bullshit is for real.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 03:10 PM (j4U/Z)

137 Mars attacks!

https://shorturl.at/0kOmC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (L/fGl)

138 128 Ah, black women. We are supposed to shut up when they speak because, well, I don't know why.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:08 PM (PMtkd)

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Because they will decide the winner of the first primary in 2028: South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

139 One of the many reasons these people are going to hell is that they've scared clueless seniors into thinking their social security checks are in danger -- and there are a lot of them. I know this because I am an Ancient Bastard myself, and know other Ancient Bastards.

They may have peaked too early with this one, though. After four years of the direct deposits hitting the bank just as usual, it's going to be a lot harder to sell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (W5ArC)

140 Torpedo bats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (BrGIO)

141 ...People outside the Pacific coast and not in the more radical enclaves of the Party really don't like California.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 03:07 PM (WkNQM)

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*flounces*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (RIvkX)

142 >>>But as soon as Trump announced his plan, he caught all kinds of hell, including from the GOPes. And Trump never mandated the experimental medical intervention.
Posted by: kallisto
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He said there were many alternatives to try including Monoclonal Antibodies the drug that was given to him and banned by Biden.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (8JosV)

143 Jake the snake gives Jake the Snakes a bad name.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 07, 2025 03:05 PM

Shouldn't that be Jakes the Snake.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (kTd/k)

144
The fiercely heterosexual Corry Booker, who recently accomplished the herculean task of staying awake for 25 hours, was positively bubbling and effusive in his praise of Biden's mental acuity and agility.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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So was Pete Buttigieg. There's one particular quote of his that I remember about what Biden is like in a meeting, all ahead of everyone and full of pertinent questions, but oddly I can't find it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 03:12 PM (lCaJd)

145 Someone I know went to the Hands Off rally here in DC. NPR claims there were "thousands" in attendance, but the pictures in the accompanying article never show the crowd, just small clumps of people.

I'm going to say that if they didn't show the pictures of large crowds, those crowds never existed.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:09 PM (xCA6C)

I accidentally ended up at the protest in my small town mid sized city in a red state. It was a pretty big crowd. 1000 people easily.

I can’t imagine the one in DC being less than “thousands”. These are the people most affected by doge cuts they’ll be out screaming about it for sure.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:13 PM (MmH/W)

146 And from what I see on my MSN main page every morning, the Press is still at it. BLATANTLY biased headlines all the time... even spouting outright lies. All Anti Trump... all the time.

If someone is not smart enough to dig, then their world view will be based on what they see.... which as stated, is extremely biased... but that is also why trust in the media is at historically low levels.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (QAkQ3)

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Took an online survey this past weekend (conducted by "Survey Monkey") regarding local city political priorities & concerns of citizens as we're having upcoming off-year elections for City Council, Mayor, and local ballot propositions (lots of ex-Califzuelan carpetbaggers moving in and running on neo-NIMBY platforms to try and turn us into Telluride).

After which they asked if you wanted to take a survey on "National Issues." I figured why not?

About 30 questions all framed around and phrased regarding Trump's tariffs' apocalyptic consequences for the nation and my personal finances.

Old & Busted: Push-Polling.
New Hotness: Shove-It-Down-Your-Throat Gag-Polling.

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 03:13 PM (xFSLs)

147 Because they will decide the winner of the first primary in 2028: South Carolina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

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Then by all means I hope they pick that dolt, Kamala.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:13 PM (PMtkd)

148 It's really hard to make tyrants suffer. They are insulated from the masses and don't need votes. Economic sanctions work better against free societies. See for example, Castro, little rocket man and Pharoah.
Posted by: Things to consider when making judgments at April 07, 2025 03:10 PM (jwdCl)

Our Deep State painted us in to this corner.

There's no natural reason we're so reliant on China. We just decided to export all of our manufacturing and jobs there. We could undo it, but it will not be quick or painless.

China does not want us to undo it, their longterm plan to surpass us as the world power involves a continuous massive transfer of wealth from the West to China.

We SHOULD undo it, but unfortunately, that will take a long time. In the meantime, China better hope that Trump is bluffing here, or everyone is going to get fucked. But in the medium and long term, China gets way more fucked in any trade war than we do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 03:13 PM (uCjyK)

149 They may have peaked too early with this one, though. After four years of the direct deposits hitting the bank just as usual, it's going to be a lot harder to sell.


Not nessecelery. I think they're aiming for the midterms, and taking away just enough seats to thwart Trump for the remaining 2 years of his term.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (xCA6C)

150 147 Because they will decide the winner of the first primary in 2028: South Carolina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

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Then by all means I hope they pick that dolt, Kamala.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:13 PM (PMtkd)

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If held today, she'd win in a walk.

But the election is not being held today. It's in about 3 years.

A lot can happen in 3 years, and I expect a lot to happen in 3 years.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

151 This current crop of Dem candidates make Silky Pony almost FDR.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (BrGIO)

152 149 Not nessecelery.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (xCA6C)

Very funny autocucumber!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:15 PM (CQE5S)

153 Then by all means I hope they pick that dolt, Kamala.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:13 PM (PMtkd)
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They seems to like proven losers like Beto and Tank.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 03:15 PM (RIvkX)

154
Let's just say that the fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker enjoyed the sounding of his catheter far more than the sound of his own voice.

Fiercely heterosexual, I tells ya! Fiercely!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s/] at April 07, 2025 03:15 PM (xG4kz)

155 137 Mars attacks!

https://shorturl.at/0kOmC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
---

Did you see the women in the gun thread movie?
Girls that make boys want to be men.
That's the way is was back then.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 03:16 PM (8JosV)

156 There is literally no tape of Biden ever stuttering going back 50 years.

The whole, it's a stutter was always the most f**king ridiculous gas-lighting.

That was one of the things that p*ssed me off the most. First time i voted was 1988; i actually researched candidates. I knew Biden was a moron very early on; just from watching a few interviews; all the sincerity of the worst stereotype of a used cars sales man...but oh, he could talk; he could talk the paint off a door; and he spoke very very quickly and 80% of what he said was bullsh*t...AND THERE WAS NO F***ING STUTTER.

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2025 03:16 PM (pSknm)

157 This current crop of Dem candidates make Silky Pony almost FDR.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (BrGIO)

Seriously, it's more like they make a garden slug better than Wilson, FDR, and LBJ combined.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 03:16 PM (VNX3d)

158 Tapper looks like he doesn't like they way he smells. Prolly needs some mand or lume.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 07, 2025 03:17 PM (OA79/)

159 Predicting 2028 in April 2024 is silly.

Think of April 2013. Would anyone have predicted Trump as a serious candidate? Or April 1989, did anyone know who Bill Clinton was? April 1997, GWB, who’s that guy?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:17 PM (MmH/W)

160 Torpedo bats?
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

Yankees new 'Torpedo' bats create a stir amid 15-homer weekend barrage

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

161 Torpedo bats?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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You'd think the perfect specs for a bat would have been figured out long ago. Makes me think this might be bs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2025 03:17 PM (Dm8we)

162 140 Torpedo bats?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Some sorta scandal min Major league Baseball, where a new company slightly redesigned the bats to have a bigger "sweet spot," making look a bit like torpedos mSome people thinkl the new "torpedo bats" are great, others think they vilate regulations and should be banned.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 03:18 PM (pMi6S)

163 hina better hope that Trump is bluffing here, or everyone is going to get fucked. But in the medium and long term, China gets way more fucked in any trade war than we do.

I like this guy's analysis, which is heavy on quantitative metrics, although it's a bit dry.

BLUF: The CCP is funding American consumption by subsidizing exporters hurt by the tariffs. This can't go on forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1BSyk7Mx3g

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:18 PM (xCA6C)

164 That blooper reel of John Edwards combing his hair x100 was like every dude in my h.s. Everyone had a comb or brush and was constantly brushing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

165 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (i24o9)

166 Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

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Ace doesn't write here to make you happy. Are you a child? You sound like a child.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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She sounds vaccinated...

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (5hfjS)

167 152 149 Not nessecelery.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (xCA6C)

Very funny autocucumber!



Actually something my sister and I used to say to each other.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (xCA6C)

168 China lends us the money with which we buy their exports. Works OK for a while. Until it doesn’t.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (MmH/W)

169 Torpedo bats?
Posted by: Anna Puma

And I thought vampire bats were bad!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (L/fGl)

170 I would think it would be difficult to attach useful torpedoes to bats. They're so small! The best might be the Indian Fox Bat, but how easily-trained are they? I'd think there would be a lot of misdrops.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (6K6Eu)

171 This current crop of Dem candidates make Silky Pony almost FDR.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (BrGIO)



An NPC wouldn't even know what you were talking about.

I talk to the NPCs in my network. I tell them the reason Trump got elected was the demorats got too extreme. That not even obama or Clinton was doing the stuff that Bidet and Co. were perpetrating...

they don't even know what I'm talking about.
It's just: Vote Blue No Matter Who
Demorats: GOOD
Republicans: BAD

no nuance, no critical thinking, nothing
Because NPC

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:20 PM (dCxaZ)

172 Biden was a proven bust-out liar in 1988.

I'm still amazed he was willing to appear in public, but then again, at the time I had no idea the depths of his depravity, let alone his avarice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 03:20 PM (RIvkX)

173 Torpedo bats?
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

Yankees new 'Torpedo' bats create a stir amid 15-homer weekend barrage

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

I have to wait until AI opines on the topic before I can take sides.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:20 PM (i24o9)

174 Thank you Zombie

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:21 PM (BrGIO)

175 145 Someone I know went to the Hands Off rally here in DC. NPR claims there were "thousands" in attendance, but the pictures in the accompanying article never show the crowd, just small clumps of people.

I'm going to say that if they didn't show the pictures of large crowds, those crowds never existed.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:09 PM (xCA6C)

I accidentally ended up at the protest in my small town mid sized city in a red state. It was a pretty big crowd. 1000 people easily.

I can’t imagine the one in DC being less than “thousands”. These are the people most affected by doge cuts they’ll be out screaming about it for sure.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:13 PM (MmH/W)

So their solution is another "grassroots" protest performative? Hands off. Sure do love chanting soothing mantras.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 07, 2025 03:21 PM (OA79/)

176 I am still surprised Biden's handlers managed that grift past J20 2021.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:21 PM (/lPRQ)

177 they never really lied to you about Biden's mental acuity. Just as they never really lied to you about the origins of Anthony Fauci's killer frankenvirus, or the efficacy of masking, social distancing, and lockdowns, or Hunter Biden's laptop, or "a video-maker did a Benghazi" or "if you like your insurance you can keep your insurance."

My lying eyes have been a problem for nearly 20 years now.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 07, 2025 03:21 PM (kPJtn)

178 167 152 149 Not nessecelery.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (xCA6C)

Very funny autocucumber!

Actually something my sister and I used to say to each other.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (xCA6C)

Oh! Also funny!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:21 PM (CQE5S)

179 I accidentally ended up at the protest in my small town mid sized city in a red state. It was a pretty big crowd. 1000 people easily.

"accidentally"

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)

180 Worried about the market?

Wait until the fascists in Tehran disappear like a wisp in the wind.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (RIvkX)

181 You'd think the perfect specs for a bat would have been figured out long ago. Makes me think this might be bs.
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It's very dependent on how you get pitched. If you get jamed a lot and are hitting a lot of balls off the trademark area then you can see improvement with more weight in the trademark. But as soon as they start pitching you away you are gonna break bats. It's an adjustment thing, that's why the standard style is standard. It is adaptable to however you are pitched.

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (jwdCl)

182 131. I'm going to say that if they didn't show the pictures of large crowds, those crowds never existed.
Posted by: Archimedes

Yeah, certainly less than alleged.

Philly was reported from hundreds to thousands turning out, i.e., NBC10, Thousands join ‘Hands Off' protest against Trump Administration..." CBS, Local News
Hundreds in Philadelphia join nationwide "Hands Off!" protest to voice concerns over Trump, Elon Musk

>Delaware County, PA - Organizers of the Delaware County Hands Off! rally estimated at least 1,200 people showed up Saturday for the event at the county courthouse in Media.

In part, "The local rally was part of a national pushback against the job-cutting and cost-slashing moves of the Trump administration and the president’s adviser Elon Musk.

Indivisible Delco said in a press release that “While some of our neighbors may cheer that Musk is slashing the federal workforce and eliminating agencies, there will be long term, harmful consequences. Many fundamental, hard won freedoms are on the line, from voting rights to free public education.”

All County Council members are Indivisible & a loud mouthed, possibly sic woman was yelling on the courthouse steps.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores both Musk and Miller. at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (NFX2v)

183 So their solution is another "grassroots" protest performative? Hands off. Sure do love chanting soothing mantras.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 07, 2025 03:21 PM (OA79/)

It’s the same shit going back 50 years. Same slogans.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (MmH/W)

184 170 I would think it would be difficult to attach useful torpedoes to bats. They're so small! The best might be the Indian Fox Bat, but how easily-trained are they? I'd think there would be a lot of misdrops.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


There was a plan to attach firebombs to bats in WWII and release them in Tokyo, where they would roost under the eaves of the older houses and then ignite, causing hundreds of individual fires would would grow into a firestorm. (Seriously.)

But then we just bombed the shit out of them instead.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (pMi6S)

185 Hanfs off our filthy lucre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:23 PM (njoQb)

186 Ve are Hans und Franz!

Ve are here to Pump Up your Protest!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 03:24 PM (VNX3d)

187
You might think filming a Satanic Lesbian Eucharist video would be the end of Gretchen Whitmer's career, but for AWFLs it seems to be a resume enhancer.

They got nothing but hate the orange man.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 03:24 PM (j4U/Z)

188 But then we just bombed the shit out of them instead.
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (pMi6S)
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This shows You Must Always pick the second Showcase.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 03:24 PM (RIvkX)

189 There was a plan to attach firebombs to bats in WWII and release them in Tokyo, where they would roost under the eaves of the older houses and then ignite, causing hundreds of individual fires would would grow into a firestorm. (Seriously.)

But then we just bombed the shit out of them instead.
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (pMi6S)



Pfffft.
- The Mongols.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 03:25 PM (rUU8O)

190 But then we just bombed the shit out of them instead.
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Both Japs and Germans. We were fire bomb happy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 07, 2025 03:25 PM (pZ64F)

191 187
You might think filming a Satanic Lesbian Eucharist video would be the end of Gretchen Whitmer's career, but for AWFLs it seems to be a resume enhancer.

They got nothing but hate the orange man.
Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 03:24 PM (j4U/Z)

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I think her electoral strategy is all about appealing to trannies.

Which is why she gets almost no support in polls (spit) right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

192 Someone I know went to the Hands Off rally here in DC.

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Like so much with the contemporary left, I can't tell if this is real or parody.

https://shorturl.at/N408q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

193 Thank goodness there are no Torpedo penguins.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

194 193 Thank goodness there are no Torpedo penguins.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

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Did you miss the documentary Batman Returns?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

195 I can't seem to link it, there's a graph showing two large Stock Market dips during Biden's presidency. No one in the media lost their shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:26 PM (PMtkd)

196 Weren't Nazi grenades like torpedo bats?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:26 PM (njoQb)

197 Posted by: Nerd
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But that's always been true. I just have a hard time believing a change in dimensions like this wouldn't have been figured out long ago. Maybe that's why there's a case it violates the rules.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (Dm8we)

198 195 I can't seem to link it, there's a graph showing two large Stock Market dips during Biden's presidency. No one in the media lost their shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:26 PM (PMtkd)

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I keep mentioning Autumn 2022 when the market lost between 20 and 25% of its value.

How many Boomers were saying, "My checking account (which is actually my 401k account) is dying! I'm never voting for a Democrat ever again!"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

199 Fire bats?

US also developed pigeon guided smart bombs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (BrGIO)

200 Thank goodness there are no Torpedo penguins.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

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Could be a great sequel to "The Day Of The Dolphin."

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (sHZuR)

201 200

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (CQE5S)

202 I'm throwing this marker down right now:

1) no one has actually read Tapper's book.
2) someone will read it via AI
3) a "plagiarism" AI will find he lifted several passages.

Why am I saying this?

Because it was ghost-written, out-sourced overseas.
Who used AI to write it.
And it would be most perfect--Jake lied about writing his book lying about not lying about Biden's lies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (xFA3k)

203 Biden was a proven bust-out liar in 1988.

I'm still amazed he was willing to appear in public, but then again, at the time I had no idea the depths of his depravity, let alone his avarice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


That's the thing. People think sociopaths are smart. They aren't. They're facile. Bribeme is a 5th quintile sociopath.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (mlg/3)

204 No free trade. You will pay like everyone else.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:28 PM (njoQb)

205 An outside disruptor is possible, but their main target needs to be Obama and Biden, not Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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For an outsider to make a move, you have to enter early, roughly early 2027 and build an organization that allows you to compete. Next in line has an inbuilt advantage in fundraising, name recognition, etc. as do regional contenders. But, the Dem primaries are probably going to be over the future direction of the Dem party in 2028. More so if the GOP retains the House and Senate.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:28 PM (ctrM5)

206 *sad*

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:28 PM (CQE5S)

207 Hands off my freebies damn it. Taxpayers work for me you fascists!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:28 PM (MmH/W)

208 201 200
Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (CQE5S)

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You got cocky. I told you to ride that 100.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:28 PM (PMtkd)

209 Did you miss the documentary Batman Returns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

We could use a man like Oswald Cobblepot again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2025 03:29 PM (MGB5H)

210 Doh!

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:29 PM (njoQb)

211 Sacrifice a chicken, hats for bats and give praise to Jobu.

That's all that's needed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 03:29 PM (LkLld)

212 Chicken are too lean.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:30 PM (njoQb)

213 205 For an outsider to make a move, you have to enter early, roughly early 2027 and build an organization that allows you to compete. Next in line has an inbuilt advantage in fundraising, name recognition, etc. as do regional contenders. But, the Dem primaries are probably going to be over the future direction of the Dem party in 2028. More so if the GOP retains the House and Senate.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:28 PM (ctrM5)

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With the seemingly very high levels of dissatisfaction with the party right now, I'm not sure the organization part is all that necessary.

Brute force name recognition building with a tight message might be all that's necessary to build up natural support.

Because all of the major players are just going to be saying the same boilerplate leftist shit as each other, only differentiating themselves by skin color, genitals, and how strongly they can say anti-Trump things. One prominent voice saying, "We're in this mess because Obama's a fucking retard and Biden opened our borders," could go a long way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

214 US also developed pigeon guided smart bombs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (BrGIO)

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Few weeks ago saw some great videos of hawks trained to take down drones.

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 03:30 PM (sHZuR)

215 But that's always been true. I just have a hard time believing a change in dimensions like this wouldn't have been figured out long ago. Maybe that's why there's a case it violates the rules.
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Yes and they have been tried before over the years. Because it is legal. If it wasn't legal MLB would have stopped it already.

Stop pitching the Yankees inside when they use their torpedo bats and they will stop using them also.

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:30 PM (jwdCl)

216 Potato mashers = German stick grenades.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:31 PM (BrGIO)

217 One prominent voice saying, "We're in this mess because Obama's a fucking retard and Biden opened our borders," could go a long way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

"Closed borders and Single payer!" would enshrine a new generation of Democrat rule.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 03:31 PM (rUU8O)

218 Maybe anti drone drones are the answer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:31 PM (njoQb)

219 I keep mentioning Autumn 2022 when the market lost between 20 and 25% of its value.

How many Boomers were saying, "My checking account (which is actually my 401k account) is dying! I'm never voting for a Democrat ever again!"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

CNN and MSNBC weren’t reminding them every 14 seconds either.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:31 PM (MmH/W)

220 Ve are Hans und Franz!

Ve are here to Pump Up your Protest!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 03:24 PM


You don't want to protest like little babies!

Because babies only cry and poop their diapers!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2025 03:31 PM (bFu5X)

221 217 One prominent voice saying, "We're in this mess because Obama's a fucking retard and Biden opened our borders," could go a long way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

"Closed borders and Single payer!" would enshrine a new generation of Democrat rule.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 03:31 PM (rUU8O)

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And Bernie, who advocated for that for years, would call this candidate a fascist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

222 > 151 This current crop of Dem candidates make Silky Pony almost FDR.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2025 03:14 PM (BrGIO)

Remind me which one was Silky Pony? Edwards, was it?

What happened to that fuckstain anyway?

Maybe he's teamed up with Dan Quayle to wear costumes and fight crime.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:32 PM (W5ArC)

223 April 1997, GWB, who’s that guy?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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GWB was actually predictable. It was between him and Jeb as the Revenge of the Bushes to reclaim what Daddy lost to the pervert. Etc. The right at times has its own narratives that it likes to believe and the basic goodness of the Bushes was one of those.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:32 PM (ctrM5)

224 I asked my coworker how many ppl were at the local protest on Saturday. She said hundreds. The organizers estimated 1200.

Delaware County is a demorat stronghold, unfortunately. population: 576,000

Even if it were 1200 that showed up, that's a weak showing

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:32 PM (dCxaZ)

225 Maybe anti drone drones are the answer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:31 PM (njoQb)
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There was a "Get Smart" episode that revolved around stolen plans for the anti-anti-anti-missile-missile-missile-missile.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (6K6Eu)

226 No one seems to be able to say what these changes to Social Security are. No one is having issuses getting their check. At some point, people will have to go to the office in person and verify identity. I don't think the complainers are the 120 year olds. It's the usual BS.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (cvWHI)

227 224 I asked my coworker how many ppl were at the local protest on Saturday. She said hundreds. The organizers estimated 1200.

Delaware County is a demorat stronghold, unfortunately. population: 576,000

Even if it were 1200 that showed up, that's a weak showing
Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:32 PM (dCxaZ)

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Average age: 75.

The entire CNN viewership for Delaware County.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

228 Both Japs and Germans. We were fire bomb happy.
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Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (paSBy)

229 CNN and MSNBC weren’t reminding them every 14 seconds either.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Not very many as their audiences have shrank quite a bit. More like Fox Business or CNBC.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (ctrM5)

230 Was it Edwards who tried to "passionately" kiss his wife on stage and the world collectively dry heaved?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (PMtkd)

231 I keep mentioning Autumn 2022 when the market lost between 20 and 25% of its value.

How many Boomers were saying, "My checking account (which is actually my 401k account) is dying! I'm never voting for a Democrat ever again!"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

CNN and MSNBC weren’t reminding them every 14 seconds either.
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Gee whiz, you guys make it sound like the news is an op, and not, you know, news at all?????

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:34 PM (jwdCl)

232 You'd think the perfect specs for a bat would have been figured out long ago. Makes me think this might be bs.
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It's very dependent on how you get pitched. If you get jamed a lot and are hitting a lot of balls off the trademark area then you can see improvement with more weight in the trademark. But as soon as they start pitching you away you are gonna break bats. It's an adjustment thing, that's why the standard style is standard. It is adaptable to however you are pitched.

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:22 PM (jwdCl)


They're playing percentages, which are highly dependent on the batter's swing and physiological peculiarities. It's a data problem, which is probably why standard style was standard style for so long.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:34 PM (i24o9)

233 "We're in this mess because Obama's a fucking retard and Biden opened our borders," could go a long way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

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Gary Hart 2028 -- No More "Monkey Business!"

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 03:34 PM (sHZuR)

234 Potato mashers = German stick grenades.
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

They never went off fast enough. Guys in the movies always had time to throw them back out.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

235 211 Sacrifice a chicken, hats for bats and give praise to Jobu.

That's all that's needed.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 03:29 PM (LkLld)

Whoops, didn’t realize that was Jobu’s rum. Thought it was community rum. My bad.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (jJe1m)

236 Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (PMtkd)

no

that was the ogre who needed his 2nd chakra released

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (dCxaZ)

237 "Trump said something bad about W! In South Carolina! A state with so many veterans! He'll never have a chance!"

Trump wins SC with 50% of the vote.

Shitting on past rulers of the party can be really popular within the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

238 HUGE: The European Union Just Caved on Trump's Tariffs

While the left and their media allies urge panic over Trump’s tariffs and the market response, reality is telling a different story — countries are folding fast. Now even the European Union is signaling it’s ready to deal. On Monday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that the EU is open to negotiations with the United States and has proposed eliminating tariffs on industrial goods altogether.


https://is.gd/c1iMFL

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

239 Was it Edwards who tried to "passionately" kiss his wife on stage and the world collectively dry heaved
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All I know is that Al and Tipper Gore put me off watching candidates and their wives on stage together, permanently. Which, thank goodness, served me well during the Obama years.

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (jwdCl)

240 Was it Edwards who tried to "passionately" kiss his wife on stage and the world collectively dry heaved?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (PMtkd)

That was Mrs. and Mr. Gore, mashing their head-fronts together like two aliens who just had the Earthling custom of kissing described to them via an automatic translation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (VoAdT)

241 40 Torpedo bats?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Some sorta scandal min Major league Baseball, where a new company slightly redesigned the bats to have a bigger "sweet spot," making look a bit like torpedos mSome people thinkl the new "torpedo bats" are great, others think they vilate regulations and should be banned.
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 03:18 PM (pMi6S)

Its not really new, Mel Ott in the 1920s/30s used a bat like that to generate extra power. Almost everything in baseball has happened before.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (n7h9X)

242 I just realized something:

"ogre" and gore...anagram

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (dCxaZ)

243 The MSM cabin boys will need comforting tonight.

Posted by: Cap'n Ned at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (a3Q+t)

244 Gee whiz, you guys make it sound like the news is an op, and not, you know, news at all?????
Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:34 PM (jwdCl)

They’re defenders of democracy and all that is good righteous. I think.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (MmH/W)

245 238 HUGE: The European Union Just Caved on Trump's Tariffs

While the left and their media allies urge panic over Trump’s tariffs and the market response, reality is telling a different story — countries are folding fast. Now even the European Union is signaling it’s ready to deal. On Monday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that the EU is open to negotiations with the United States and has proposed eliminating tariffs on industrial goods altogether.

https://is.gd/c1iMFL
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

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As I've said for a little while:

The end result of Trump's tariff push is going to be fewer and lower tariffs.

And it'll be completely unexpected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

246 "Closed borders and Single payer!" would enshrine a new generation of Democrat rule.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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I think single payer is a loser. Obama couldn't cram that through even after 2008 gave him large majorities in the House and Senate.

Basically people prefer what they know than what they do not know and they knew, just like Biden's senility, that the federal government is broke. So any change will come out of them and their health care. Same as the medical field.

Single payer is easiest to sell when people do not have health insurance of some sort en masse.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (ctrM5)

247 Few weeks ago saw some great videos of hawks trained to take down drones.
Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion

How about bluejays?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (/lPRQ)

248 France surrendered? Stop the press.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:37 PM (njoQb)

249 European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that the EU is open to negotiations with the United States and has proposed eliminating tariffs on industrial goods altogether.

https://is.gd/c1iMFL
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

"industrial goods"... HA Make em do it on wine and cheese too.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:37 PM (n7h9X)

250 246 I think single payer is a loser. Obama couldn't cram that through even after 2008 gave him large majorities in the House and Senate.

Basically people prefer what they know than what they do not know and they knew, just like Biden's senility, that the federal government is broke. So any change will come out of them and their health care. Same as the medical field.

Single payer is easiest to sell when people do not have health insurance of some sort en masse.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (ctrM5)

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Remember, this rhetorical is Democrat internal politics.

I don't think single payer would work well in a general election.

It would work like gangbusters in a Democrat primary. Those old boomers want European healthcare here. The young activists want free shit. The union members don't want to pay for anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

251 And it'll be completely unexpected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

Just like the fall of the Berlin Wall, no one could have seen it coming.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 07, 2025 03:37 PM (jJe1m)

252 > At some point, people will have to go to the office in person and verify identity.

Not necessarily. If you've got a login.gov account (which as I recall requires some actual proof of identity) you'll still be able to do things like change your direct deposit information online.

What you WON'T be able to do is change it over the phone by just calling them up and saying "Joe Blow, number 867-53-0999. Change my direct deposit to blah."

You could do that before. I seem to remember that something like 30% of over-the-phone changes were fraudulent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:38 PM (W5ArC)

253 249 European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that the EU is open to negotiations with the United States and has proposed eliminating tariffs on industrial goods altogether.

https://is.gd/c1iMFL
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

"industrial goods"... HA Make em do it on wine and cheese too.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:37 PM (n7h9X)

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That means that Germany's main exports to the US suddenly go without tariffs.

Their cars.

That's not a small thing in the least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

254 I just realized something:

"ogre" and gore...anagram


Also, Erog!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 03:38 PM (xCA6C)

255 Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

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Ace doesn't write here to make you happy. Are you a child? You sound like a child.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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She sounds vaccinated...

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at April 07, 2025 03:19 PM (5hfjS)

The hog ring in the nose gave it away.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2025 03:39 PM (g8Ew8)

256 Politicians and the like I love to see Ace (or any of the horde) roast.

Bush
Bush
Cheney
Cheney
Rove
Ryan
McCain
Romney
Kristol
The bald one with the beard who is wrong about everything
Steele
Kingzinger the crybaby
Huh, this list could go on and on.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:39 PM (PMtkd)

257 Single payer is easiest to sell when people do not have health insurance of some sort en masse.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (ctrM5)

Nobody wants single payer once they have it. There's a reason Canadian, EU and UK health plans start telling to you wait to die, or kill yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:39 PM (n7h9X)

258 How about bluejays?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (/lPRQ)


this morning I saw a vid of a bluejay pecking the fur out of an orange tabby cat while the cat just lay there, heedless.
The bird's beak was stuffed with orange fur.
the guy running the camera laughed and said: The bluejay needs fur for building his nest!

and I'm like...no...the bluejay is enjoying depilating the cat.
Birds don't accumulate vast quantities of nesting material at one time because then it would just end up dumped at the nesting site, which is not helpful at all.

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:39 PM (dCxaZ)

259 >>Even if it were 1200 that showed up, that's a weak showing

Their whole strategy has been weak so far. Normal people are all raged out and don't care about this street theater. And the left is now doing counterproductive things like attacking Teslas which are largely owned by Democrats.

They are out of hoaxes. The Signal crap died on the launch pad and nobody really believes these lies any longer even if some still pretend. They went absolutely batshit with the lawfare after the hoaxes and it's just not working anymore.

The left's biggest problem is they have been a party without ideas for years. Trannies and DEI aren't a governing philosophy, they are just shiny objects and most voters want solutions. That's why the Party is polling at the worst level in its history and not showing any signs of figuring it out yet.

If Trump can pull off the trade realignment, cut taxes, get the graft out of the government and stop the wars he will continue to suck all the oxygen out of the room.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (LkLld)

260 Politicians and the like I love to see Ace (or any of the horde) roast.


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Murkowski at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (xCA6C)

261
The bald one with the beard who is wrong about everything

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:39 PM (PMtkd)

That doesn’t narrow it down AT ALL. Could you be a bit more specific?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (jJe1m)

262 Birds don't accumulate vast quantities of nesting material at one time because then it would just end up dumped at the nesting site, which is not helpful at all.
Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:39 PM (dCxaZ)
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Birds are not the state of California.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (6K6Eu)

263 I'm okay with single payer as long as the single payer isn't me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (njoQb)

264 Single payer is easiest to sell when people do not have health insurance of some sort en masse.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (ctrM5)

Didn't they tell us there were like 15,000,000 uninsured Americans and that's why we needed Obamacare. And now there are... 15,000,000 uninsured Americans...

Or am I getting Mandela'd?

I think single-payer would help with the youth vote, which is sliding significantly right.

But I'll repeat - I thought Government remote work pay fraud was nearly impossible because of the multiple layers of command which would have to approve. And we all saw How Wrong I was about that...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (rUU8O)

265 237 "Trump said something bad about W! In South Carolina! A state with so many veterans! He'll never have a chance!"

Trump wins SC with 50% of the vote.

Shitting on past rulers of the party can be really popular within the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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We are going to have weird dynamics in the Dem party for awhile until the power struggle between the old holdovers and the new punks is resolved. More like 1972 perhaps than 1992.

Basically the left needs Trump or even Vance to succeed because only rich countries believe in the foolishness of socialism/communism.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (ctrM5)

266 Leftists are broken part 7319..

On Reddit there is a sub about home renovations that I like. Today someone posted how work around the home is the only way she can stay sane in today’s world. And lots of “amen sister!!” Replies.

Not a big leap from that to 55% of Dems wanting to JFK Trump.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (MmH/W)

267 When the King is checkmated, the game is over.

Maybe it's the rain or the fact that someone I respected threw a big rock onto my windshield last week when I had to deliver the RIF news, or other factors... Thinking that our culture is too compromised to fix all of this.

Not going down without a fight, but still stockpiling a lot of stuff. I'm viewing these coming years as intel on who the enemies are.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (fFYnV)

268 Potato mashers = German stick grenades.
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

They never went off fast enough. Guys in the movies always had time to throw them back out.
Posted by: wth
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I liked that scene where the Yank tossed them back and the Kraut was just as fast - two jugglers working three potato mashers avross the line.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (/lPRQ)

269 France surrendered? Stop the press.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:37 PM (njoQb)

LMAO

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (i24o9)

270 That means that Germany's main exports to the US suddenly go without tariffs.

Their cars.

That's not a small thing in the least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

German Cars are already moving here, tariff or no tariff. They can't get energy with the Greens in charge and no Russian Gas, but the EU wants the war to go on forever. They are already planning to up stakes an move to the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (n7h9X)

271 I'm reading the free Kindle sample of "Fight: Inside the Wildest Battle for the White House" written by Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes (AP). There's no way I'm putting money in their pockets by buying the book, and I get the Intro and first two chapters in the sample.

Anyway, they go to a lot of effort in beginning to assert that the Biden coverup is all his staff's fault. However, they know that at some point these same people will be sources of theirs in the future, so they pivot to throwing Biden's family under the bus, as we'll presumably never see them again. Even in their book, they're using a lot of anonymous sourcing.

While they are busy underbusing Biden, they still push their lies about Trump, saying that he lies all the time - especially about abortion. Funny enough, they never go into length to outline the exact lies he tells. These are company people to the very end.

One great story is how Biden is at a NJ fundraiser at Phil Murphy's house. There is fluorescent tape all over the stage area, indicating where Biden stands. Staffers say they do that for him all the time. They also set up a teleprompter at the private party (?!!). None of this got leaked.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (0CU3H)

272 How about bluejays?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
.....

Those little assholes would make perfect little suicide bombers. Even if they missed.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

273 I think single payer is a loser. Obama couldn't cram that through even after 2008 gave him large majorities in the House and Senate.

Basically people prefer what they know than what they do not know and they knew, just like Biden's senility, that the federal government is broke. So any change will come out of them and their health care. Same as the medical field.

Single payer is easiest to sell when people do not have health insurance of some sort en masse.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:36 PM (ctrM5)

I think the healthcare issue has passed it's usefulness for Democrats. It's become too much of public knowledge that socialized systems have their own problems and aren't strictly better either.

There are memes that have broken through into the mainstreem like the one comparing US, UK, and Canadian healthcare where it's a person bleeding and the US doctor says "that'll be $50000000" the UK doctor says "We can see you in 37 years" and the Canadian doctor says "have you thought about just killing yourself?"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 07, 2025 03:41 PM (B9Prs)

274 > That doesn’t narrow it down AT ALL. Could you be a bit more specific?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (jJe1m)

Right. "Bald one with the beard" could be Maxine Waters, e.g.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (W5ArC)

275 Like I said, the list could go on and on.

And I can't remember "the bald guy with the beard who is always wrong" name.

Starts with an F???

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (PMtkd)

276 Nobody wants single payer once they have it. There's a reason Canadian, EU and UK health plans start telling to you wait to die, or kill yourself.
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There's a reason why rich people from Canada cross the border to have their surgeries in the US when they could get it free at home. They die waiting...

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (jwdCl)

277 take a look at a pic of a bluejay nest: a beautiful, neatly constructed structure of woody and plant material

not a cat hair in sight

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (dCxaZ)

278 Apparently, one can earn $100 ($110 if you supply your own sign) for ~2.5 hours of "work" by attending a protest against Trump/Musk, and successfully answering a survey/quiz at the end.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)

279 I think single-payer would help with the youth vote, which is sliding significantly right.

But I'll repeat - I thought Government remote work pay fraud was nearly impossible because of the multiple layers of command which would have to approve. And we all saw How Wrong I was about that...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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Kinda demobilizes a lot of them when they can stay on their parent's insurance until 26.

My cracked crystal ball guess is they will return to old timey populism socialism of the 1890-s to 1920's.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (ctrM5)

280 The torpedo bats are also being tailored to each individual hitter based on massive video analysis of their history of swings and the sweet spot of hitting the ball for them personally.

I saw The Swings and The Sweet Spot open for ...

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (sHZuR)

281 bluejays, for all their resplendent beauty, really are asshoe

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2025 03:43 PM (dCxaZ)

282 But I'll repeat - I thought Government remote work pay fraud was nearly impossible because of the multiple layers of command which would have to approve. And we all saw How Wrong I was about that...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 03:40 PM (rUU8O)

“Paperwork? UGH. I’ll just approve all of this so I can get back to doing nothing”

~ Government “Management”

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 07, 2025 03:43 PM (jJe1m)

283 Lying MF'ERS who lie.

Posted by: Pamazon at April 07, 2025 03:43 PM (b5MGU)

284 Nobody wants single payer once they have it. There's a reason Canadian, EU and UK health plans start telling to you wait to die, or kill yourself.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:39 PM (n7h9X)

But they still want it. Because they’ve brainwashed to think as bad as their system is the US is even worse. You know the millions of people dying on steps of hospitals without insurance.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:43 PM (MmH/W)

285 The hog ring in the nose gave it away.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
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Yes, I can confirm that

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 07, 2025 03:43 PM (5hfjS)

286 279 Kinda demobilizes a lot of them when they can stay on their parent's insurance until 26.

My cracked crystal ball guess is they will return to old timey populism socialism of the 1890-s to 1920's.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (ctrM5)

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"Spend money on Americans, not illegals."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

287 $25 / hour? Sign me up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:43 PM (njoQb)

288 Apparently, one can earn $100 ($110 if you supply your own sign) for ~2.5 hours of "work" by attending a protest against Trump/Musk, and successfully answering a survey/quiz at the end.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)

Where do I sign up? Seriously I’ll take $100 to stand in a park for a couple of hours. lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:44 PM (MmH/W)

289
OUT: Jake from State Farm
IN: Jake from State Fraud

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2025 03:45 PM (wtvvX)

290 German Cars are already moving here, tariff or no tariff. They can't get energy with the Greens in charge and no Russian Gas, but the EU wants the war to go on forever. They are already planning to up stakes an move to the US.
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Trump nods head yes, like Jack Nicholson in that weird scene with Jonny depp in the porno theater...

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:45 PM (jwdCl)

291
You would gain quite a bit of credibility if you were more even handed. As it has become, I usually read any of your political rants and think the opposite must be true.
Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)



Ace loves the smell of queef in the morning...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2025 03:45 PM (y9nCu)

292 Do you have to have blue hair?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:45 PM (njoQb)

293 292 Do you have to have blue hair?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:45 PM (njoQb)

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I bet any one of us could blend in better at a lefty protest than any of them could at a righty protest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

294 Musk's DOGE team can access sensitive data for now, appeals court rules

A divided federal appeals court on Monday put on hold an injunction that blocked Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency from accessing Americans' private data at the Treasury and Education departments and the Office of Personnel Management.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2025 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

295 The torpedo bats are also being tailored to each individual hitter based on massive video analysis of their history of swings and the sweet spot of hitting the ball for them personally.

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (sHZuR)

I am surprised that it has taken them this long, since it seems a rather mundane use of existing technology that nobody had yet bothered to pluck off the tree.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:46 PM (i24o9)

296 Shit maybe I can get the whole family to “protest”. Then take the money and go have dinner at a high falutin’ restaurant afterwards.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:46 PM (MmH/W)

297 275 Like I said, the list could go on and on.

And I can't remember "the bald guy with the beard who is always wrong" name.

Starts with an F???

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2025 03:42 PM (PMtkd)

Kevin Williamson?

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:46 PM (CQE5S)

298 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

For you Morons who have hesitated about joing Bluesky, due to the lack of any real Democratic starpower, your long wait is over.

Kamala Harris has joined Bluesky and here is her first message:

"Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

299 300

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (CQE5S)

300 A huge obstacle to US manufacturing that will need to be addresses is Jimmy Carters OSHA.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (/m17t)

301 300!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (CQE5S)

302 298 Kamala Harris has joined Bluesky and here is her first message:

"Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

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Is she telling the left to not be fearful?

Will they kill her now? Because fear is their fuel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

303 You would gain quite a bit of credibility if you were more even handed. As it has become, I usually read any of your political rants and think the opposite must be true.
Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

TL;DR: Be better, Ace. Be better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (i24o9)

304 303 You would gain quite a bit of credibility if you were more even handed. As it has become, I usually read any of your political rants and think the opposite must be true.
Posted by: astonerii at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (nTXwb)

TL;DR: Be better, Ace. Be better.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (i24o9)

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I think we're disappointing him again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

305 Kamala Harris has joined Bluesky and here is her first message:

"Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"

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*hic*


What's sad is she probably needed a speechwriter for that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (fFYnV)

306 299 300

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (CQE5S)

301 300!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (CQE5S)

lol

Like my investing strategy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (i24o9)

307 The real problem with baseball is not torpedo bats, it's those itchy cups.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

308 307 The real problem with baseball is not torpedo bats, it's those itchy cups.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

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You're not supposed to share them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

309
Kamala Harris has joined Bluesky and here is her first message:

"Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)



I recommend non-Latex Trojans

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (y9nCu)

310 184!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (fFYnV)

311 But they still want it. Because they’ve brainwashed to think as bad as their system is the US is even worse. You know the millions of people dying on steps of hospitals without insurance.
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It's expensive as all fck if you don't get it through work, and almost that expensive if you do. But it pays for a pretty amazing system. Seniors get access to the system the same as Richie rich. It's got its flaws, but it extends a lot of lives.

Posted by: Nerd at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (jwdCl)

312 Did anyone post the following comment in the last thread about the two dudes playing pool:

"The Road To Wigan's Queer".

Because, if not, it's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (BRvvM)

313 Kamala Harris has joined Bluesky and here is her first message:

"Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"

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You know what else is contagious...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (MGB5H)

314 "Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"

So is the clap.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (rUU8O)

315 Both Japs and Germans. We were fire bomb happy.
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Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at April 07, 2025 03:33 PM (paSBy)

We lost something like 50000 KIA, mostly officer pilots and technically trained enlisted. Until we got into hitting the rail network after the invasion, you could argue the results were marginal. German industry was expanding until mid 1944.

To pit that into perspective the Tank Corps had only 1400 KIA for all of WWII, both theatres. Your tank gets hit, its easier to get out and get rescued and issued a new tank.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:49 PM (n7h9X)

316 A huge obstacle to US manufacturing that will need to be addresses is Jimmy Carters OSHA.
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It!
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And Nixons' EPA

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at April 07, 2025 03:49 PM (5hfjS)

317 310 184!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (fFYnV)

Well done.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:49 PM (CQE5S)

318 316

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 03:49 PM (njoQb)

319 "Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

You know what else is contagious? Herpes from ladder-climbing hoors.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 03:49 PM (i24o9)

320 "Spend money on Americans, not illegals."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Complicates the prior programming that illegals do work that Americans won't plus racist because everyone in the world deserves to come here yutes.

It will take some time to sort out because the Dems have a much more complicated coalitional structure where gubmint money binds the party together but if the money/pay is no longer there--the moderates will gravitate toward where it is--in the private economy. Euroland is having the same issue where coalitions are trying to prop up the failing status quo until the barbarians go away. End result, it is killing the fake conservative parties, enervating the leftist ones, and making the right in those countries appear to have all the answers.

Lots of complications like wars, AI, nukes, and biological warfare like Covid are wildcards.

We are no longer in a stable world and our own country's stability depends in fixing the debt and our place in the world.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:49 PM (ctrM5)

321 The real problem with baseball is not torpedo bats, it's those itchy cups.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

=====

You're not supposed to share them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for
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The James Madison directories debut on the internet: two players one cup!

Posted by: Not coming soon thanks at April 07, 2025 03:50 PM (jwdCl)

322 Requirements for joining the Dems 'pay for protest' squad.

1. No MAGA apparel
2. No red apparel
3. Your sign must not be MAGA in nature

Apparently the exit survey/quiz has some real stumpers if you're not a lefty, or can simulate one. And if you fail the quiz, no pay for you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

323 "Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"

So is the clap.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (rUU8O)

But not alcoholism. That's all her!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 03:51 PM (VNX3d)

324 "Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

***
The pure power of her oratory skills!
*tears fall*

*from laughter *

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 03:51 PM (+o9ie)

325 OT: I have been prescribed xdemvy eye drops ahead of my cataract surgery, there is a bit of back and forth between my insurance company and the Dr. because apparently xdemvy eye drops are $2k per 10ml.

I wonder how much big pharma charges EuroPeons for xdemvy?

I bet It's not a 2 grand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2025 03:51 PM (XV/Pl)

326 320 Complicates the prior programming that illegals do work that Americans won't plus racist because everyone in the world deserves to come here yutes.

It will take some time to sort out because the Dems have a much more complicated coalitional structure where gubmint money binds the party together but if the money/pay is no longer there--the moderates will gravitate toward where it is--in the private economy. Euroland is having the same issue where coalitions are trying to prop up the failing status quo until the barbarians go away. End result, it is killing the fake conservative parties, enervating the leftist ones, and making the right in those countries appear to have all the answers.

Lots of complications like wars, AI, nukes, and biological warfare like Covid are wildcards.

We are no longer in a stable world and our own country's stability depends in fixing the debt and our place in the world.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:49 PM (ctrM5)

==========

I think the party is still majority, "Kick out illegals and spend money on me."

They're not majority activist or highly connected leech. They're majority "I want mine and illegal immigrants have turned my neighborhood to shit."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

327 Instead of hot bunking we're talking about...hot cupping?

Huh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 07, 2025 03:51 PM (fFYnV)

328 "Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

---
She is an expert on what is contagious.

But, it's biological, not emotional contagions.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2025 03:51 PM (xFA3k)

329 Really starting to worry about Trump's cabinet. Musk coming out against tariffs. And now Kennedy saying MMR vaccine is effective.

Trump needs to get these characters back in line.

Posted by: Diabeetus at April 07, 2025 03:52 PM (ASvvW)

330 Nood markets

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 03:52 PM (mlg/3)

331 To pit that into perspective the Tank Corps had only 1400 KIA for all of WWII, both theatres. Your tank gets hit, its easier to get out and get rescued and issued a new tank.

Posted by: Oldcat




This stat is absolutely mind-blowing, but it is, in fact, true.

Not a big number, but those men did die very, very hard deaths.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2025 03:52 PM (BRvvM)

332 Kamala Harris has joined Bluesky and here is her first message:

"Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬

Fear has a way of being contagious.

But courage is also contagious.

April 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM"
Posted by: Duncanthrax
====

Ahhh,
The Way of the Mob,

Or, Herdminded, but I think she is going for something more 'Active'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:52 PM (/lPRQ)

333
Kamala Harris
‪@kamalaharris.com‬
Fear has a way of being contagious.
But courage is also contagious.

utter blather

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:52 PM (CQE5S)

334 I think we're disappointing him again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM


Ace or astonerii?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 03:53 PM (a3Q+t)

335
A huge obstacle to US manufacturing that will need to be addresses is Jimmy Carters OSHA.
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It!

=============

Perzactly. That's one reason why I'm leery of this talk of America reindustrializing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 03:53 PM (3izae)

336 I wonder of Kamala's monthly alcohol intake could fuel a rocket into Earth orbit?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 03:53 PM (VNX3d)

337 307 The real problem with baseball is not torpedo bats, it's those itchy cups.
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2025 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Nah, it’s the Brewer’s pitching staff.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 07, 2025 03:53 PM (jJe1m)

338 259 The left's biggest problem is they have been a party without ideas for years. Trannies and DEI aren't a governing philosophy, they are just shiny objects
Posted by: JackStraw

This.

But hatin' is easy and the left is lazy.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 03:54 PM (j4U/Z)

339 Somebody woke Roberts.

>>@zerohedge

>>*US CHIEF JUSTICE PAUSES ORDER TO RETURN WRONGFULLY DEPORTED MAN

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 03:55 PM (LkLld)

340 This stat is absolutely mind-blowing, but it is, in fact, true.

Not a big number, but those men did die very, very hard deaths.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2025 03:52 PM (BRvvM)

Hardly fits into the also untrue statement that Shermans were called Ronsons after a lighter brand. That brand didn't exist then. I'm not sure why it became fashionable to take down the 2nd most important tank in the war, after the T-34.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:55 PM (n7h9X)

341 The empire strikes back.

China Cuts Off Rare Earth Mineral Exports to U.S. in Trade War with Trump

Zelinskyy reneged on his deal with Trump for RMs

Last month Vlad offered Trump RMs

Afaghanitan has RMs but Biden pulled out an d gave it to China

Greenland has RMs.

Hence Grednland,USA



Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 03:56 PM (/m17t)

342 Shit maybe I can get the whole family to “protest”. Then take the money and go have dinner at a high falutin’ restaurant afterwards.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 03:46 PM (MmH/W)

Party time a the Pizza Hut!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2025 03:56 PM (g8Ew8)

343 330 Nood markets
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 03:52 PM (mlg/3)

Posted by: m at April 07, 2025 03:56 PM (CQE5S)

344 Perzactly. That's one reason why I'm leery of this talk of America reindustrializing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 03:53 PM (3izae)

We have to do it at least to the extent we could fight any major country in a war.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 03:57 PM (n7h9X)

345 China Cuts Off Rare Earth Mineral Exports to U.S. in Trade War with Trump

Zelinskyy reneged on his deal with Trump for RMs

Last month Vlad offered Trump RMs

Afaghanitan has RMs but Biden pulled out an d gave it to China

Greenland has RMs.

Hence Grednland,USA
===
The future in two words: ocean mud

Posted by: The graduate at April 07, 2025 03:58 PM (jwdCl)

346 >>*US CHIEF JUSTICE PAUSES ORDER TO RETURN WRONGFULLY DEPORTED MAN
Posted by: JackStraw

If "wrongfully" deported why would the order to return him be paused?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)

347 Were the eye mites a lab leak?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2025 04:00 PM (Xjzeb)

348
When does "Kamala, the Boss from Angrydrunkidiotville" come out in hardcover?

Too many authors or fear of future unemployability?

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 04:00 PM (j4U/Z)

349 "wrongfully" deported why would the order to return him be paused?
===
Well deported by doo doo head Trump wouldn't fit on the chyron.

Posted by: CNN director at April 07, 2025 04:00 PM (jwdCl)

350 >>*US CHIEF JUSTICE PAUSES ORDER TO RETURN WRONGFULLY DEPORTED MAN
Posted by: JackStraw

If "wrongfully" deported why would the order to return him be paused?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)

If its the one I am thinking of he was put on the wrong plane. He was supposed to go on plane A, but was on plane B and got flown out. His status on a criminal terrorist is not in question despite the media lying about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2025 04:02 PM (n7h9X)

351 >>*US CHIEF JUSTICE PAUSES ORDER TO RETURN WRONGFULLY DEPORTED MAN
Posted by: JackStraw

If "wrongfully" deported why would the order to return him be paused?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)

If its the one I am thinking of he was put on the wrong plane. He was supposed to go on plane A, but was on plane B and got flown out. His status on a criminal terrorist is not in question despite the media lying about it.
Posted by: Oldca

So they shipped him out with only one carryon when he should have had that and one checked bag.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 04:09 PM (/lPRQ)

352 Jake Tapper has never come clean about who told him Michael Cohen traveled to Prague. That is, a different Michael Cohen traveled to Prague. So the FBI knew the dossier was a frame job. Jake Tapper knew, but kept reporting like it was truth.

Posted by: MikeN at April 07, 2025 04:14 PM (HVZOH)

353 let them write their books. then take their books and say everything Joe biden did (I am looking at you J5 committee) all the pardons, meaningless and invalid.

Posted by: susan Harms at April 07, 2025 04:46 PM (Kkd7F)

354
I think everybody here had Biden pegged as senile at least six months before the 2020 election.

People who claimed not to see it puzzle me. Not the professional liars who denied it, regular everyday people.

Before the 2020 election, I told an old acquaintance that Biden was obviously senile. He denounced it as a falsehood, and as an ad hominem attack, and he didn't

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2025 06:00 PM (xPNeT)

355
( cont.)

respect that. He is now a former acquaintance.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2025 06:01 PM (xPNeT)

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