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Monday Overnight Open Thread - April 7, 2025 [Doof]
Why National Beer Day? From Wikipedia
National Beer Day is celebrated in the United States every year on April 7, marking the day that the Cullen–Harrison Act came into force after having been signed into law by President Franklin D. Roosevelt on March 22, 1933. April 6, the day before, is known as New Beer's Eve. The 18th Amendment was later repealed by the ratification of the 21st Amendment on December 5 that year, officially ending Prohibition.
National Beer Day isn’t random, it marks FDR’s economic gamble
The United States celebrates National Beer Day on Monday. While you may think this is just another arbitrarily made-up holiday, April 7 commemorates one of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s earliest and most successful New Deal policies combating the Great Depression of the 1930s. Roosevelt promised “bold, persistent experimentation” and he followed through on that pledge. Shortly after his inauguration, Roosevelt asked Congress to declare beer nonintoxicating. Yes, that’s right. For the prior 13 years, the 18th Amendment prohibited the production and sale of “intoxicating liquors,” which Congress defined as anything above 0.5% alcohol by volume. Roosevelt’s rationale for legalizing beer wasn’t to let depressed citizens drown their sorrows. Rather, with 14 million people out of work, he hoped that beer’s return would create jobs tied to its production, distribution, service, and consumption. Congress took quick action and set 12:01 a.m. April 7, 1933, as the moment that beer up to 4% by volume, which is in the vicinity of most light beers today, would be permitted. April 7 was like Mardi Gras, the Fourth of July and 10 New Year’s Eves rolled into one. In Chicago, the sounds of whistles, bells, horns, and other noisemaking devices commenced at the “beero hour,” and they continued to fill the Loop deep into the morning. The line at the bar of Berghoff’s German Restaurant was consistently eight deep — dimes were passed forward while steins were passed back. Further north, every one of Milwaukee’s taverns, tap rooms, bars, and cafes overflowed to the curb as people climbed onto parked cars and serenaded one another with drinking songs.More at the link
Even bears celebrate National Beer Day
Finally - this is how your humble host celebrated National Beer Day. A Guinness / Yuengling black and tan. Perfectly layered!
Celebrate International Beaver Day – April 7, Every Year!
It’s All About The Dams Remember beavers are more than fascinating watchable wildlife; learning to coexist with this species can help solve major environmental problems. By building dams beavers restore the land’s most valuable ecosystem, wetlands. Not only are wetlands havens of life with biodiversity comparable to tropical rain forests, they also provide essential services, such as water cleansing, climate regulation, and moderating the flow of streams.Have you given special attention to your beaver today? Or maybe you need to take care of a friend's beaver.
More about International Beaver Day April 7th is International Beaver Day, a great time to lead a hike to a beaver pond, arrange a library display or give a program about this amazing animal. Beavers are more than fascinating watchable wildlife–they can help us solve major environmental problems. To raise public awareness about this shy, but important species, individual actions can also range from writing a letter to the editor to doing a radio or television interview. An agency could take advantage of this day to launch a new beaver policy.
Men will take one look at this and say, "Hell yeah!" pic.twitter.com/LnNfvkqOwq
— Fight With Memes (@FightWithMemes) April 4, 2025
A 26-year-old Chinese programmer who got a vigorous neck massage to relieve pain narrowly avoided permanent paralysis after suffering a stroke. Xiao Zhang (pseudonym), a young IT professional from Changsha, China’s Hunan Province, often suffered from neck pain due to spending many hours at his desk. After learning that traditional massage could help relieve neck pain, he decided to try it out at a local massage parlor. Everything was going great until he felt a sharp pain in his neck during a more vigorous maneuver by the massage therapist, which was shortly followed by a strong headache. He didn’t think too much of these symptoms, but the very next morning, he woke up with numbness and weakness of the left side of his body, as well as slurred speech. Scared, the 26-year-old rushed to the Second People’s Hospital of Hunan Province, where he was diagnosed with a secondary cerebral infarction. A head magnetic resonance imaging and cerebral angiography showed that Xiao Zhang had suffered a “right carotid artery dissection and secondary cerebral infarction.” Luckily for the young patient, he arrived at the hospital soon enough to prevent permanent damage. Employing comprehensive treatments such as anticoagulation therapy, improvement of collateral circulation, and the clearing of oxygen free radicals, doctors managed to mitigate the damage, and Zhang is now on his way to a full recovery. “The carotid artery is an important blood vessel that supplies blood to the brain. When the intima of the blood vessel wall is torn, blood seeps into the blood vessel wall to form a “dissection”, which can cause stenosis or even occlusion of the blood vessels, leading to insufficient blood supply to the brain and eventually developing into cerebral infarction,” Dr. Liu Yan from the hospital’s Department of Neurology explained. “In addition, the blood vessels in the neck are superficial, and improper external force compression (such as vigorous massage, sudden head turning, “twisting the neck”, etc.) may directly damage the blood vessels.”
LeBron and Ovie: The difference
— Apex Jones (@ApexJones22) April 6, 2025
Ovie broke Gretzky's 31yo record today, dove to the ice, and was immediately mobbed by teammates
LeBron broke Kareem's 38yo record, ran away from teammates with his hands up, so everyone could see just him
Narcissism.
Look pic.twitter.com/IIyLryYNLh
Obligatory
Underrated!
Classic
Deep cut from one of my favorite modern country bands: Old Dominion - "Beer Can in a Truck Bed"
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 07, 2025 10:00 PM (D1y0g)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2025 10:01 PM (RiICY)
Posted by: Zeera at April 07, 2025 10:01 PM (fWwNi)
Another Monday in the books.
What great news in the thread under the cafe!
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 07, 2025 10:01 PM (Eo96p)
Apparently the retard Don Bacon (P NE) is pointing to the stock market and is working to remove negotiation tools away from Trump, particularly Tariffs.
Apparently that traitor and America Last golem is serving his Globalist pals, not American citizens.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:02 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:02 PM (f1epl)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 07, 2025 10:03 PM (ppUit)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: TRex at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
It is just a jump to the left.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (D1y0g)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (qChqh)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ole at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (qzYav)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 07, 2025 10:05 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2025 10:05 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 07, 2025 10:05 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (D1y0g)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (f1epl)
Nicely done...
Yikes...Beaver day...isn't that sexist or something? What do I know....I'm just a girl...🤪🤪😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (RiICY)
Totes fake. But real.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2025 10:05 PM (Q4IgG)
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I do watch me some Growling Sidewinder
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (qChqh)
Now foe the link...
http://tiny.cc/fcrf001
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:07 PM (f1epl)
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2025 10:07 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 07, 2025 10:07 PM (n4GiU)
For a bunch of people who allegedly steal so much IP from Westerners, what was he doing behind the keyboard so much that in his mid-twenties he has such physical ailments?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:08 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2025 10:08 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: TRex at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
Partake of the bounty, Dino!
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 10:08 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 10:08 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2025 10:09 PM (RiICY)
The way that the judicial system is being driven into the ground with so much dysfunction and corruption, the "venue" is soon going to be The Streets in order for true justice to be served.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:09 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 07, 2025 10:10 PM (eqUvX)
Nicely done...
Yikes...Beaver day...isn't that sexist or something? What do I know....I'm just a girl...🤪🤪😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (0ohAJ)
Appreciating the beaver is nothing but respect
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 10:10 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 07, 2025 10:10 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 10:11 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2025 10:11 PM (95/lh)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.
Jewels is in the house??!!
Posted by: Some Rat at April 07, 2025 10:12 PM (eqUvX)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 10:12 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2025 10:12 PM (RiICY)
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2025 10:07 PM (i0F8b)
My reading was that if certain prospective deportees met certain conditions, then they could as individuals make a habeas claim in the jurisdiction they were being detained at the time, so it was a lot more than just venue. Boasberg was pretty much informed that everything he did was wrong.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:13 PM (f1epl)
I got a buddy who is pretty damn lefty and environmentally everything. He built a cabin and planted a lot of trees, and he hates beavers to the point of neurosis, I think.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 10:13 PM (BLawi)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 10:13 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Hop Sing at April 07, 2025 10:13 PM (G5+As)
Very handsome black and tan ya got there! Enjoy!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 07, 2025 10:10 PM (rxCpr)
You're most welcome!
The b&t was a few hours ago. Dinner with elder son of Doof. A damn fine young man.
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 10:14 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:14 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:14 PM (l3YAf)
"Virtue is dying,
vice is alive;
faith is driven
into exile.
Now the law is reduced
to silence;
treachery rises
and deceit is honored;
the law is the loser.
Everything forbidden
is permitted,
thinks the mind of the wealthy,
blinded by desire,
they put their trust
in no deity
except money;"
Some things never change, huh?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 10:15 PM (JI10i)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 07, 2025 10:15 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (JkO4W)
Inverse Cramer remains undefeated!
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Cramer predicted a 22% crash
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Actual DJIA performance: down less than 1%.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
So you're saying the Antifa "chicks" have a chance?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (f1epl)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:14 PM (l3YAf)
The Church says they're fish.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (lHPJf)
That should be on the list after the direwolf.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:17 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:17 PM (JkO4W)
Technically, yes, but they slapped the hell out of this Hawaiian judge shopping. Here's the full text of the decision (pdf):
https://tinyurl.com/28gxoh7n
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 10:17 PM (w6EFb)
Scotch and Warm Guinness. You guys that like it are Sadists.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:17 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:17 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
I was told "Nope - nun."
Maybe I heard it wrong.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2025 10:18 PM (cYBz/)
The decision acknowledges that the Alien Enemies Act is largely not subject to judicial review. The only review is, whether the Act is constitutional, and due process.
The proper venue for due process claims is a habeas corpus motion is the district where a defendant is being held.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 10:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 07, 2025 10:19 PM (eqUvX)
Won't slow down Hawaiian Judge Shopping™ one bit. They can keep filing dozens if not hundreds of bogus cases and the SCOTUS won't even try to keep up.
For as long as there is no consequence to abusing the system, the system absolutely, positively will be abused.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:19 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 07, 2025 10:19 PM (ubHaz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
So you're saying the Antifa "chicks" have a chance?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (f1epl)
There's probably a small window for them to be attractive - just before unconsciousness.
I don't drink alcohol, so I'm guessing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:20 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2025 10:20 PM (i0F8b)
For as long as there is no consequence to abusing the system, the system absolutely, positively will be abused.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:19 PM (a4flb)
Yep.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:20 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 10:20 PM (sAmhv)
Suppose the govt arrests you as enemy alien invader and is about to throw you out of the country. You are not. You are a natural born citizen.
The govt due process requires the govt prove you are such an alien under the AEA.
That is all the due process and habeas corpus is about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
x.com/DonJBacon/status/1903264191047139576
He's a turd in a suit
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Slip Slidin' Away at April 07, 2025 10:21 PM (G5+As)
On April 7, 1959, the legislature voted on House Bill 825, which repealed prohibition and created the Alcohol Control Board, known now as the ABLE commission (Alcohol Beverage Laws Enforcement). Alcohol stronger than 3.2% abw could only by sold by a licensed retail package store at room temperature. Any establishment with a beer license could sell 3.2% abw beer regulated by Oklahoma's ABLE commission.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on tap at April 07, 2025 10:22 PM (qzYav)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2025 10:22 PM (2NHgQ)
That person has no business being a chiropractor!!
I've had very good experiences with my chiropractor.
Ya gotta know who you're dealing with going in...
Just my experience....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:22 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2025 10:22 PM (xCA6C)
With a tailwind, the boats make nearly twenty-six miles up the Missouri River. They see fresh signs of Assiniboine Indians, and Lewis comments on his preference for beaver tail and liver. Camp is above present Lewis and Clark State Park in North Dakota.
Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2025 10:22 PM (95/lh)
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They didn't know about great grandfather's tool shed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 10:22 PM (8JosV)
Posted by: 18-1"
**********
If that chiropractor was my crazy ex-SIL, you're lucky that you didn't find out.
Posted by: Cosda at April 07, 2025 10:23 PM (wXaLf)
To add to the discussion:
https://tinyurl.com/4yxuptv2
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:23 PM (f1epl)
Are those filing suit claim that any of the deportees aren't aliens?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:23 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 10:13 PM (t0Rmr)
Beaver day?
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 10:23 PM (RFPHU)
The "defendant" is El Salvadorian and is currently in his home nation of El Salvador being held in maximum security.
Do the Hawaiian Judges, when demanding the return of this criminal illegal alien to the former US understand that their order is essentially taking the place of the Commander in Chief by ordering a military invasion of a sovereign nation and executing an extraordinary rendition of an El Salvadorian citizen from his own country?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:24 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 10:25 PM (p4NUW)
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With Sydney Sweeney as the Huntsman?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:25 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2025 10:22 PM (2NHgQ)
I was just listening to his biggest hits album. 35 of them and they're all good.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:25 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: coyne at April 07, 2025 10:26 PM (Or35E)
I guess that smarmy asshole is begging to be primaried. I hope he gets his wish.
What an utter piece of trash
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:26 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
I was told "Nope - nun."
Maybe I heard it wrong.
Nuns...never listen them...believe it...I was taught by nuns. It didn't work out so well...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:26 PM (0ohAJ)
The govt due process requires the govt prove you are such an alien under the AEA.
That is all the due process and habeas corpus is about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
“I’m a citizen, here’s my Real ID and SSN.”
“Our mistake, sorry.”
Should be easy to determine who is a citizen without consulting the courts. Tens of millions of habeas corpus cases will stall Trump’s deportation plans.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:27 PM (l3YAf)
The claim was they are not "alien enemies" under the AEA, and stuff like that. The Wise Latina went on about some poor thing who got tattoos that he 'thought were cool" being used to identify him.
So they aren't claiming they are not illegal aliens, just that they ain't alien enemies under the law.
This decision made clear that the AEA is not under judicial review. That is no court can start ruling on questions like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:25 PM (JkO4W)
She's got big boobs but she's not that pretty comparatively speaking. She's a sorority 7 .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:28 PM (VofaG)
That is what the America Hating Left intend to do.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 07, 2025 10:29 PM (a4flb)
She's got big boobs but she's not that pretty comparatively speaking. She's a sorority 7 .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:28 PM (VofaG)
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You had me at big boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:29 PM (JkO4W)
Also, rest in peace, Toby Keith.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2025 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:28 PM (VofaG)
This is the dumbest thing ever posted on the Internet.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:29 PM (l3YAf)
As I was reading, federal habeas corpus is a high bar. To get a one granted, you've about got to have such a slam dunk case, that you are a citizen in this case.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
I say, commence to cullin".
Posted by: Beaver Pelt Makes Fine Hats, Too at April 07, 2025 10:30 PM (G5+As)
So due process regard to alien status has been provided . No ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:30 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (f1epl)
Probably not so much...but what do I know...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:31 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 10:31 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2025 10:08 PM (/y8xj)
You are thinking of the term "Movable Feast" or at least, "Floating Crap Game"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 10:31 PM (D7oie)
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Probably studied at Stanford.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 10:32 PM (8JosV)
Guinness/Yuengling black and tan would be amazing right now. I'm totally blissed out from sitting in the hot springs all afternoon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 10:32 PM (7NKxb)
Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2025 10:32 PM (rdVOm)
Yep, as I understand it. Getting habeas will be a high bar, especially when you have to go to the district court where some alien is being detained. You can't run to Hawaiian districts and get these TROs.
It has to be a proper habeas motion filed in the district with jurisdiction.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 10:32 PM (w6EFb)
You obviously haven't been reading my comments.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at April 07, 2025 10:32 PM (D1y0g)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at April 07, 2025 10:33 PM (QyD0M)
Remember when Roberts’ opinion declaring Obamacare a tax was a secret 5D chess move to gut the law?
Why should an El Salvadorian in El Salvador have access to American courts at all?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:33 PM (l3YAf)
LeBron, the avid reader of Tables of Contents, is an egotistical prick.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:34 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 10:25 PM (p4NUW)
You're too kind!
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025
Well, I am tired.
Hahaha. Just kidding, you always do a great job.
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 10:34 PM (p4NUW)
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To be fair, imagine what Dems would do if President Shambling Husk could just arbitrarily arrest imagined political enemies and ship them out of the country with absolutely no recourse.
The J6'rs would be enjoying incarceration down in El Salvador.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:34 PM (JkO4W)
Guinness/Yuengling black and tan would be amazing right now. I'm totally blissed out from sitting in the hot springs all afternoon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 10:32 PM (7NKxb)
They work very well together for a b&t.
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 10:35 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (f1epl)
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As an Oregon State University alumni, I must say, It's always Beaver Day!
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2025 10:35 PM (9WVVX)
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species
Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara 11h
We literally got Direwolves back sooner than we got the next Game of Thrones book.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 10:35 PM (/tzYP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 10:35 PM (7NKxb)
Steven A. Smith quietly skewered LeBron. Well done!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:36 PM (xG4kz)
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species
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I'll have my trilobite with drawn butter please.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:36 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: coyne
The Yankees had an inning for the ages in the WS last year. Their collapse was monumental.
Posted by: Prevent Defense at April 07, 2025 10:37 PM (G5+As)
We literally got Direwolves back sooner than we got the next Game of Thrones book.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP)
Or flying cars.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:37 PM (xG4kz)
Ah, that explains the "3.2 beer" we had at the Academy. (This is before the raising of the age limit by national rights-destroying decree.) And it explains all the places that separate wine and beer (in grocery stores) from "liquor" sold in their own stores.
Posted by: GWB at April 07, 2025 10:37 PM (fK6LX)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 10:38 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 10:38 PM (7NKxb)
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I'll have my trilobite with drawn butter please.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
One day in Disneyland will prove natural selection of humans has been completely shut down.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 07, 2025 10:39 PM (eqUvX)
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 10:39 PM (p4NUW)
Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara 11h
We literally got Direwolves back sooner than we got the next Game of Thrones book.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 10:35 PM (/tzYP)
Could they be trained to think that democrats taste like chicken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 10:39 PM (8zz6B)
Jeff's Lesbian friend was interfering with Jeff's attempt to talk to some woman and he asked her if she was seriously trying to beaver dam him.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:40 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:28 PM (VofaG)
Hollywood and the Media in general has gone away from pretty white girls and women. Now is nothing like the eighties and nineties. Today it seems being pretty is a detriment for actresses.
Posted by: coyne at April 07, 2025 10:40 PM (Or35E)
I've been saying this for a while.
The left's argument is apparently, any foreigner can demand to stay in the country until he gets an exhaustive court date but no citizen, state, or candidate is allowed to sue over rampant and all but admitted vote fraud.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 07, 2025 10:41 PM (t0Rmr)
Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara 11h
We literally got Direwolves back sooner than we got the next Game of Thrones book.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 10:35 PM (/tzYP)
Could they be trained to think that democrats taste like chicken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 10:39 PM (8zz6B)
Panicans taste like chicken. Democrats taste like pork.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:41 PM (VNX3d)
youtu.be/znANgzgHIRY
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 10:41 PM (gKWVE)
https://tinyurl.com/3f9ejvwj
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 07, 2025 10:42 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:36 PM (JkO4W)
Too bug-like. probably not enough meat on them to make it worthwhile. Closest living relative to the trilobites is the horseshoe crab, and I don't think anyone eats them, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
The J6'rs would be enjoying incarceration down in El Salvador.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:34 PM (JkO4W)
“Democrats might abuse this power, so we should restrain our use of it, because the Democrats totally respect that kind of thing.”
What if the next Democrat President tariffs every country that signs a trade deal with Trump and cuts tariffs on those that #resist?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:43 PM (l3YAf)
Steven A. Smith quietly skewered LeBron. Well done!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:36 PM (xG4kz)
Smith respects his talent, but clearly doesn't like LeBron. The feeling is very publicly mutual.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 07, 2025 10:43 PM (Kx7EY)
Watching older shows, even in the 80s, the actresses weren't all knock outs - usually there was a "hot one". Going into the 90s that did change and often they were all hot ones. Think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Baywatch.
But back in those older shows the actresses weren't there BECAUSE they were ugly, and I think that is the difference we are seeing now.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 10:43 PM (t0Rmr)
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species
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It means the first meal the direwolves will have in a million years will be a couple of scientists.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 10:44 PM (sAmhv)
Do you think that Jim Cramer and Paul Krugman ever have lunch together and commiserate with each other over their shared reverse Midas' Touch when it comes to economic forecasting?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:44 PM (xG4kz)
Dandy Don made Monday Night Football fun. Another thing the Left destroyed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:45 PM (VofaG)
I'll have my trilobite with drawn butter please.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
One day in Disneyland will prove natural selection of humans has been completely shut down.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 07, 2025 10:39 PM (eqUvX)
As will a visit to your local Walmart.
Posted by: BillyD at April 07, 2025 10:46 PM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
Yes, hence why it's also National Beaver Day!
Posted by: haffhowershower at April 07, 2025 10:46 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP)
Or flying cars.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:37 PM (xG4kz)
Or GTA VI.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:46 PM (l3YAf)
Trump is a Wildman heh what a guy.
He's going full Adolph lmao
Report: Trump Planning Military Parade for U.S. Army’s 250th Anniversary, Trump’s Birthday
Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 10:46 PM (/m17t)
Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2025 10:47 PM (95/lh)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 10:44 PM (sAmhv)
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Carnage at the Wuhan Gene-Splicing Institute!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:47 PM (JkO4W)
I think the down fall started with Julia Roberts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:47 PM (VofaG)
Or flying cars.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:37 PM (xG4kz)
Getting there on the sexbots too guys!
Posted by: Japan at April 07, 2025 10:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 10:39 PM (8zz6B)
Panicans taste like chicken. Democrats taste like pork.
Probably more like snake. A really bad, old, snake. That was run over by multiple cars...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:48 PM (0ohAJ)
Notice, of course, that there is no National Otter Day, or a National Penguin Day.
*I'm Big Beaver, and I approve this message.*
Posted by: Big Beaver at April 07, 2025 10:48 PM (Kx7EY)
Do you think that Jim Cramer and Paul Krugman ever have lunch together and commiserate with each other over their shared reverse Midas' Touch when it comes to economic forecasting?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:44 PM (xG4kz)
That would require a degree of self awareness lacking in both of them.
Posted by: BillyD at April 07, 2025 10:48 PM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: Worth $60,000 Per Gallon at April 07, 2025 10:49 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:44 PM (xG4kz)
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Wait. Shouldn't I be invited?
Posted by: Dr. Paul Ehrlich at April 07, 2025 10:49 PM (JkO4W)
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species
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It means the first meal the direwolves will have in a million years will be a couple of scientists.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 10:44 PM (sAmhv)
I find it sadly amusing that the same folks who worship at the feet of Darwinian Theory... don't seem to understand the idea of survival of the fittest, and wish to keep ALL species alive.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 10:49 PM (QAkQ3)
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This can happen with chiropractic adjustments too.
Some people are born with weak blood vessel walls that are more prone to dissection,
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2025 10:50 PM (GhIJO)
You People buying into this dire wolf bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:51 PM (7D215)
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Yeah, I can only imagine how awful a horseshoe crab would be to eat when you look at some of the disgusting things that regularly qualify for the human diet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:51 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 10:51 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:51 PM (7D215)
Emma Watson
Kristen Stewart
Jennifer Lawrence
I don't think we are going to look back today and see anything like this.
Today's culture is too leveling to let talent rise.
Posted by: coyne at April 07, 2025 10:52 PM (Or35E)
You People buying into this dire wolf bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:51 PM (7D215)
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It was on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:52 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 10:39 PM (8zz6B)
Panicans taste like chicken. Democrats taste like pork.
Probably more like snake. A really bad, old, snake. That was run over by multiple cars...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 10:48 PM (0ohAJ)
I think you're right - for the younger ones. The older ones are more like ancient alligator or crocodile.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
Bring back the T. rex and T. rex ice hockey!
Their incessant whiffs as they swipe at the puck with their short arms will never cease to amuse an audience.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:52 PM (xG4kz)
Also, how much of the hysteria can we chalk up to the Shorters gaslighting everyone since Thursday night?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:52 PM (7D215)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 10:38 PM (7NKxb)
Dad would lay in a case of that just about every spring. Broke up the monotony of his Stegmier, which came in the same short, fat bottles.
Philly had a great brewpub called Dock Street back in the 90's. I made it a point to stop in whenever business brought me within 30 miles of the place..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 07, 2025 10:53 PM (bA75n)
It was on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero
So totes legit, then. I was skeptical, but now I believe.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:54 PM (7D215)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (VNX3d)
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Looked like nosecone struck the deck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 10:54 PM (7NKxb)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 10:54 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:51 PM (7D215)
Obviously hold is the most rationale play.
Posted by: coyne at April 07, 2025 10:54 PM (Or35E)
Some people are born with weak blood vessel walls that are more prone to dissection,
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2025 10:50 PM (GhIJO)
Okay, somebody explain chiropractic to me. I have had it, and it was just violence. Did nothing except give me a headache. If you can whack your bones into another configuration, what in hell keeps them there? I saw a chiropractic booth at a fair this weekend, and it was extolling the virtue of "adjusting" infants to help them sleep. WTF? How would an infant have loaded their joints and muscles to get "out of alignment?" I think it is snake oil, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 10:55 PM (LweC0)
We get THREE Days a year!
Penguin Awareness Day - was January 20th , 2025
World Penguin Day - April 25
International African Penguin Awareness Day - October 11
Posted by: BIG Penguin, LLC at April 07, 2025 10:55 PM (aBgBM)
Be skeptical if you like.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:55 PM (JkO4W)
A 26-year-old Chinese programmer who got a vigorous neck massage to relieve pain narrowly avoided permanent paralysis after suffering a stroke.
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This can happen with chiropractic adjustments too.
Some people are born with weak blood vessel walls that are more prone to dissection,
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
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This is why I don't believe in chiropractic or in punishing massages in which people want to be "hurt." I have a friend who does that awful Rolf (Rolfe?) massage therapy and I won't let her get her hands on me despite her constantly telling me that she could cure everything from sprains to brain tumors by torturing me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 10:55 PM (3izae)
TIME @TIME 13h
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species
Allow me to translate: i) The dire wolf is NOT back, and ii) it means NOTHING for other extinct species that never existed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:56 PM (7D215)
🐬 🐬
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 10:56 PM (/tzYP)
I find it sadly amusing that the same folks who worship at the feet of Darwinian Theory... don't seem to understand the idea of survival of the fittest, and wish to keep ALL species alive.
Posted by: Romeo13
More grimly amusing is that the very same folks raise a stink over "transgender genocide" as if they believed those delusional freaks had any future absent ghoulish grooming of new recruits to self-mutilate themselves and render themselves sterile.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:56 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: haffhowershower at April 07, 2025 10:57 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 10:49 PM (QAkQ3)
This is the corollary to "what is the correct temperature for the earth?" Just because it is what you are used to doesn't mean it is what it should be.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 10:57 PM (LweC0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:57 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 10:44 PM (sAmhv)
the spokesman for the project was on Joe Rogan Experience and talked about what they are doing.
I expect a Tasman wolf next.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 10:57 PM (D7oie)
It's my go to if no Guinness.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 07, 2025 10:57 PM (z6Ybz)
Aren't we way overdue for "scientists" to "find" "water" again on Mars, Venus, Neptune, or the Moon?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:58 PM (7D215)
>>>I was told "Nope - nun."
Wait, wut?
Posted by: haffhowershower at April 07, 2025 10:57 PM (NMT5x)
No, no, and no. There will be no nun beaver eaten, ever. Full stop.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 10:58 PM (LweC0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:58 PM (7D215)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 10:59 PM (7NKxb)
Posted by: BillyD at April 07, 2025 10:48 PM (Yt3ED)
Cramer, at least, says exactly what he is told to say, to sell whatever he is supposed to sell. Think of him on QVC, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 10:59 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 10:59 PM (VofaG)
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species
Allow me to translate: i) The dire wolf is NOT back, and ii) it means NOTHING for other extinct species that never existed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 10:56 PM (7D215)
This requires more study. Let the TIME staff learn about this "new" dire wolf in a couple of years. Then, send them all back in time to deal with real dire wolves for a year. The survivors can then tell us whether this is the real thing!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:56 PM (xG4kz)
Particularly since the two leading causes of death among "transgenders" is murder by johns who discover their "date" is a man, and suicide. Nobody is killing them, unless they put themselves in harm's way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (LweC0)
And we haven't had a good 100,000 year old frozen person "found" in a while, so "scientists" can tell us his whole life story.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (7D215)
Fearless beavers who jump and fly.......
Band of Beavers video.
https://tinyurl.com/knrzces5
Posted by: Beartooth at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (dJimA)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Eyegor at April 07, 2025 11:01 PM (JkO4W)
It's my go to if no Guinness.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 07, 2025 10:57 PM (z6Ybz)
I brought a few cases to the 2024 TxMoMe. It was a big hit. Also brought a few cases of Yuengling Oktoberfest. Even more of a hit!
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (RFPHU)
Be skeptical if you like.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 10:55 PM (JkO4W)
What was wrong with the one they already found? Church of the Holy Sepulcher, baby.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (LweC0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 10:55 PM (3izae)
Worked for company that paid for chiropractic and I would get weekly adjustments. Started with a 30 minute massage, and my favorite was a 4'6" brick of a woman named Raquel. My one instruction to her was, "hurt me". She'd dig her elbows into my shoulders and spine. Once, I peeked under the table during a session and noticed her feet leaving the floor as she dug into a particularly stubborn knot. Hell of a girl, that Raquel..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (bA75n)
I've eaten both snake and alligator. Gator is way more tasty...gotta get it before its run over, however🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (QyD0M)
10 [25 names] 'What could go wrong?'
Well, that's not an ominous juxtaposition! Not one bit!
Posted by: pookysgirl, carefully putting down the knitting needles at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (Wt5PA)
We're bringing back the Dire wolf for the same reason we climb Everest, fly to the moon, etc: Men rule these spaces. Any challenge, however useless, must be met.
Read further, and you find the Dire wolf went extinct because it fed on woolly mammoths and Ice Age bison, which went extinct first, thus starving out the Dire wolf.
This leaves Dire Wolf 2.0 doomed to domesticity and confinement, because they'll go extinct all over again unless they're allowed out in some place where they can kill very large prey, like -- elephants? Who would import wolves into Africa so they can kill elephants?
Nevertheless, I can see the point of doing it as a proof of concept for future programs that might have real-world uses, but assuming the survival profile of the Dire Wolf is accurate, I don't see any justification for continuing the activity on this particular species.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (3izae)
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No, no, experts say that's all wrong.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (JkO4W)
Jurassic Park was Fiction, folks.
No one is "bringing back" "dire wolves" from "found" "DNA."
Posted by: Soothsayer
A millennium hence, "scientists" will bring back today's lamebrains from DNA trapped in their discarded chewing gum, or "mouth amber", as they will call it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (RFPHU)
Hmm... *Considers bringing a bunch of microbeers from Wasilla. Then considers bringing the various items to create Duck Farts.*
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (LweC0)
Posted by: JB1000 at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (U0iyS)
Posted by: coyne at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (Or35E)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
🐬 🐬
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 10:56 PM (/tzYP)
Penguins have flipper genes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (JkO4W)
Oh. Experts. Well then.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (LweC0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (7D215)
The world began when you were born, and will end when you die, won't it, because you are too smart to believe all the fairy stories.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 07, 2025 11:02 PM (bA75n)
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I don't get "Hurt me," but whatever floats your boat. I just want to be pampered.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (3izae)
We literally got Direwolves back sooner than we got the next Game of Thrones book.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 10:35 PM (/tzYP)
Like I'm going to listen to anything from a Doctor Shanker.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 11:05 PM (W/lyH)
You People watch wayyyy too much Flintstones....
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:05 PM (7D215)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (7D215)
The world began when you were born, and will end when you die, won't it, because you are too smart to believe all the fairy stories.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (D7oie)
After all, you're the only important person in the universe, aren't you? Well, aren't you??
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 07, 2025 11:06 PM (0ohAJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:06 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
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Allow me to bring you up to speed on the latest findings from the world of solipsism!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:07 PM (JkO4W)
Like I'm going to listen to anything from a Doctor Shanker.
Posted by: Diogenes
Nurse Shiv will see you now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:08 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
As an aside, in this same direction, which is more important? The world's end, or your end? From a salvation perspective, it is your end and not that of the world. Control what you can, and leave the rest to God's providence.
IOW, get right with the Lord, let the Lord get the world right if He wants to.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 11:08 PM (LweC0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (3izae)
I'm with you on that. I tell them a relaxing massage when they ask. I also want to ask them if they could recreate when the lady barber finishes up your haircut by trimming the lower neck.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:09 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 11:03 PM (LweC0)
I kinda thought my b&t tonight was layered perfectly like a duck fart (which was a Club ONT drink of the night a month or 2 ago).
Please do bring the items and make them at the MoMe! I'd love to try one made by a pro!
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 11:09 PM (RFPHU)
I happen to love the idea of finding shipwrecks and crashed planes, skeletons, etc. I even enjoy all that Lara Croft and Indiana Jones fake treasure finding crap.
But I don't like being Gaslit and told it's "science."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:11 PM (7D215)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 11:11 PM (8zz6B)
Their incessant whiffs as they swipe at the puck with their short arms will never cease to amuse an audience.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 10:52 PM (xG4kz)
The goalies are terrible on the low shots.
Posted by: RickZ at April 07, 2025 11:12 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2025 11:13 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:13 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (7D215)
Well, they did just did up a new pyramid. Perhaps scientists and experts can tell us about Nile Beavers?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
The Hotshot Wake Up
@HotshotWake
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3h
A controlled burn in Onslow County along Dawson Cabin Road in North Carolina has been declared a wildfire. The fire is burning on Camp Lejeune, a Marine Corps base."
Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2025 11:14 PM (95/lh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 11:11 PM (8zz6B)
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If the number of skulls in the adjacent Page Museum is an indicator, Dire Wolves weren't the smartest of beasts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:14 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:15 PM (VofaG)
This leaves Dire Wolf 2.0 doomed to domesticity and confinement, because they'll go extinct all over again unless they're allowed out in some place where they can kill very large prey, like -- elephants? Who would import wolves into Africa so they can kill elephants?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
And the real goal behind the experiment becomes apparent.
Dire Pomeranians.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 11:15 PM (DgGvY)
We'll see who has the last laughs when a slip up by his henchmen reveals Big Penguin's lair beneath those Australian islands everyone is going on about.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:16 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
As an aside, in this same direction, which is more important? The world's end, or your end? From a salvation perspective, it is your end and not that of the world. Control what you can, and leave the rest to God's providence.
IOW, get right with the Lord, let the Lord get the world right if He wants to.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 11:08 PM (LweC0)
I wonder sometimes is I need to use the sarcasm tag - especially when I go deep.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:17 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:00 PM (7D215)
______________________
I'm too fond of practical jokes to be an archeologist. I'd screw everything up. Putting a Zippo Lighter in some mummified find's hand when no one was looking. Putting a KFC wrapper underneath some bones in a burial mound.
Hmmm...perhaps I missed my true calling.
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2025 11:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
No, I’m pretty sure I’m the most important person in the universe.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 11:17 PM (l3YAf)
A controlled burn in Onslow County along Dawson Cabin Road in North Carolina has been declared a wildfire. The fire is burning on Camp Lejeune, a Marine Corps base.
They're burning up the county in which I was born? Those animals!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:18 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 11:17 PM (l3YAf)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Zombie Rene Descartes at April 07, 2025 11:18 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:11 PM (7D215)
Ah, the rejections of those "lusus naturae" that evoke the outward appearances of natural things, which could never exist in the world, and mislead thinkers into believing that the world has ever been different from what it is today
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 11:18 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:18 PM (VofaG)
If the number of skulls in the adjacent Page Museum is an indicator, Dire Wolves weren't the smartest of beasts.
Posted by: Cicero
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1: "Let's go eat that stupid mammoth stuck in the tar!"
2: Get stuck in tar yourself.
3: Profit!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 11:20 PM (3izae)
Damn if I would have read AOP's post first I would have said....bunnies for nothing
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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A site with no Edit button is not for the faint of heart.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 11:21 PM (3izae)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 11:04 PM (3izae)
The 'hurt me' costs more than $20. It's part of the kink.
Posted by: RickZ at April 07, 2025 11:21 PM (gKDq2)
1: "Let's go eat that stupid mammoth stuck in the tar!"
2: Get stuck in tar yourself.
3: Profit!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I'm sure there was a "Hold my beer -- watch this!" somewhere in the dialogue back then.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:21 PM (xG4kz)
A controlled burn in Onslow County along Dawson Cabin Road in North Carolina has been declared a wildfire. The fire is burning on Camp Lejeune, a Marine Corps base.
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Weapons free. Shoot it!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 11:21 PM (8JosV)
Posted by: Cicero
How'd they know? Their faces melted off when they opened it? Or do only Old Testament things cause that?
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 11:23 PM (DgGvY)
I'm sure there was a "Hold my beer -- watch this!" somewhere in the dialogue back then.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
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Dang, I think I chose the wrong meme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 11:23 PM (3izae)
Posted by: Cicero
How'd they know? Their faces melted off when they opened it? Or do only Old Testament things cause that?
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 11:23 PM (DgGvY)
John 20:29
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:24 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 10:49 PM (QAkQ3)
Pandas.
Screw 'em.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2025 11:25 PM (SSEhk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:26 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Cicero
_____________________________
False alarm. There were MS-13 gang symbols carved into the wall. And, while the graffiti did say "Jesus was here." It was Jesus Ramirez. Likely just a stop-over for illegals.
Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2025 11:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Cicero
Now scientists can create Dire Jesus.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2025 11:29 PM (SSEhk)
Re: 1923, the spinoff of Yellowstone
I got into Yellowstone and enjoyed it until it became The Sopranos Meets Sons of Anarchy Meets Housewives of Atlanta.
So I avoided both 1923 and the one, 1873?
Well, 1923 series has ended with a finale. Anyone watch that crap? I don't like Harrison Ford or Helen Mirren. But I don't hate 'em. Did I miss anything or did I dodge a bullet?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:29 PM (7D215)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (Tw+JN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (VofaG)
Dire Straights v Dire Trans -- a battle for the ages!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:31 PM (VofaG)
Mad scientists at Stanford are proposing growing “spare” human bodies in artificial wombs to experiment on
Recent advances in biotechnology now provide a pathway to producing living human bodies without the neural components that allow us to think, be aware, or feel pain. Many will find this possibility disturbing…" [d'ya think?] Among many other benefits, they would offer an almost unlimited source of organs, tissues and cells for use in transplantation.” The “scientists” suggested that bodyoids could even be used for food.😮
https://bit.ly/4ltmdEL
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh goody at April 07, 2025 11:32 PM (qzYav)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (xG4kz)
This is what I think of Dire Trans:
https://youtu.be/WI1NChI7Ic8
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:33 PM (VNX3d)
I thought I liked Tulsa King in the first season, until the last episode when it got really stupid with that FBI woman.
Now I hear Robert Patrick will be joining Tulsa King in the future.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:33 PM (7D215)
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2025 11:33 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
"These feel nice."
"I bet boobs look nice, too. I should evolve eyes."
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 11:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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With a name like Crap Florida what do you expect?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 11:34 PM (8JosV)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 11:34 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (VofaG)
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1. Light-sensitive patch of skin
2. ????
3. BOOM! Cornea, retina, iris, and optic nerve!
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 07, 2025 11:34 PM (JkO4W)
Many will find this possibility disturbing…" [d'ya think?] Among many other benefits, they would offer an almost unlimited source of organs, tissues and cells for use in transplantation.” The “scientists” suggested that bodyoids could even be used for food.😮
https://bit.ly/4ltmdEL
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh goody
There's the same mindset that brought us the Coof.
Arrogant assholes. Decorate lampposts with them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:35 PM (xG4kz)
2. ????
3. BOOM! Cornea, retina, iris, and optic nerve!
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 07, 2025 11:34 PM (JkO4W)
And smart enough to make two of them.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:37 PM (VofaG)
https://bit.ly/4ltmdEL
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh goody
There's the same mindset that brought us the Coof.
Arrogant assholes. Decorate lampposts with them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:35 PM (xG4kz)
Time to feed the piranhas!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 11:37 PM (VNX3d)
Here's a couple of AoS fun facts:
A koala bear is not even a bear. A panda bear is also not a bear. Yeah, they're both marsupials, like the kangaroos. And a whale is not a fish, but is a human, just like dolphins aren't fish.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:38 PM (7D215)
https://youtu.be/WI1NChI7Ic8
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
'Round these parts we call that "sputter butt".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:38 PM (xG4kz)
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Lena Dunham, explained in simple everyday terms
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:39 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2025 11:40 PM (SSEhk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:40 PM (JkO4W)
What's that bird that isn't a bird?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:41 PM (7D215)
_Yahoo Finance
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They want it so bad.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 11:41 PM (8JosV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - mammals on parade at April 07, 2025 11:41 PM (qzYav)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:41 PM (7D215)
The platypus?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2025 11:42 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:42 PM (7D215)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:42 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2025 11:43 PM (SSEhk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I use mine daily, sometimes twice a day. I find it helps my poor, painful spine.
Posted by: Teeter-Totter at April 07, 2025 11:43 PM (G5+As)
Michigan school district asks parents to stop smoking marijuana in school parking lot during drop-off, pick-up
https://bit.ly/4jmfJ8y
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't bogart that joint... mom... at April 07, 2025 11:45 PM (qzYav)
I think Platypuses have strong case for insisting that ducks be referred to as "Platypus-billed Ducks".
"We were here first!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:45 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (VofaG)
Probably because bewbs came first and how else you gonna see 'em?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 11:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:38 PM (7D215)
C'mon. A whale is not a human but a mammal. Not all mammals are human. Based upon present day, not all humans are mammals.
Posted by: RickZ at April 07, 2025 11:46 PM (gKDq2)
_Donald J. Trump
President, United States of America
https://tinyurl.com/2dhznw8j
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 11:46 PM (8JosV)
• Fink: Most CEOs tell me 'we're probably in a recession right now'
_Yahoo Finance
Who talks like that?
Really, I want to know. I'd like which CEOs would be so dense to be utterly clueless about the present state of the Economy (and presumably their own enterprise) to share such idiotic opinions with someone named "fink." Because I want to AVOID whatever that CEO sells and make sure I'm not invested in his going concern.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:46 PM (7D215)
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Yeah, never heard that before, but it brought to mind truly good friends that are gone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2025 11:47 PM (XeU6L)
Michigan school district asks parents to stop smoking marijuana in school parking lot during drop-off, pick-up
https://bit.ly/4jmfJ8y
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't bogart that joint... mom... at April 07, 2025 11:45 PM (qzYav)
That got a wry chuckle out of me.
Posted by: RickZ at April 07, 2025 11:48 PM (gKDq2)
Kevin Leary was on a Yahoo fake finance TV show today and tried to explain Trade to a very stupid and very agenda-driven woman.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 11:48 PM (7D215)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 11:30 PM (VofaG)
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1. Light-sensitive patch of skin
2. ????
3. BOOM! Cornea, retina, iris, and optic nerve!
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 07, 2025 11:34 PM (JkO4W)
Evolution of every creature above single-cell critters is ????-BOOM! How many glands are in the human body, producing exotic chemicals essential to proper function of every organ? How did those essential chemical factories come to be?
How did the first multi-celluar creature replicate?
I think about this stuff every once in a while until my brain hurts and I give up.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2025 11:49 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Water bears, on the other hand...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2025 11:50 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: raimondo at April 07, 2025 11:51 PM (XCTau)
A koala bear is not even a bear. A panda bear is also not a bear. Yeah, they're both marsupials, like the kangaroos. And a whale is not a fish, but is a human, just like dolphins aren't fish.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Now do Sea Monkeys
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:51 PM (xG4kz)
https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 07, 2025 11:51 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Dire Wolf Pups at April 07, 2025 11:52 PM (IDphi)
Totes fake. But real.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Ackshually.... It's a Chinese J-15 landing on a Chinese carrier, and I doubt it that pilot is flying again after the way he bounced the nose on the deck. Coming in too !ow, he sort of saved it, but I'll bet he damaged some shit in the nose. He did catch the 3 wire, though.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2025 11:52 PM (KCiB8)
bray-mondo is quite fond of his days in the camps, mouth agape beneath the hole in the upper mattresses of the bunk beds.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:53 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2025 11:54 PM (IDphi)
LS 31/6 - Baikonur Cosmodrome KAZ - Space Affairs Live
Scheduled for Apr 7, 2025 Eastern
Launch Date: April 8, 2025 Local
Launch Time: 1:47 Eastern Time, 10:47 (Local Time: Baikonur), 05:47 UTC, 07:47 CEDT
https://www.youtube.com/live/rnD2wG_cKpg
50 minutes or so
Posted by: Ciampino - beep beep bop at April 07, 2025 11:54 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 11:51 PM (xG4kz)
They are actually Sea Apes
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 11:56 PM (WF/xn)
https://youtu.be/yjIrvVOlzOk?si=Kgf000FewDkizB9r
Arms raised, a moment of exultation, then he finds his teammates. The Great One.
Posted by: KissAsser at April 07, 2025 11:57 PM (EsRYV)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 11:58 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Charlie Schumer XCX at April 07, 2025 11:59 PM (BI5O2)
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The DNA of Cyanobacteria, the "simplest" form of life on Earth, codes for over 800 proteins. Origin-of-life scientists hypothesize that a truly minimalist life form might get by with around 200. No less though.
Each protein requires 75 to more than 250 amino acids chained together in a precise sequence to work. How did the DNA (or at least RNA) that codes for 200 proteins come together in the same place at the same time?
I don't think Dawkins has ever explained that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 07, 2025 11:59 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: The Ministry of Arguments at April 08, 2025 12:00 AM (sAmhv)
Later, MiladyJo's sister, a top-notch nurse, suggested she go to a NUCCA chiropractor - upper cervical adjustment only. She went to this one fellow, who would adjust her neck, but things just seemed to get worse. Then we figured out this fellow was trained in NUCCA, but Christ showed him a better way ahem yeah. We tracked down a real NUCCA doc, top guy in the world, right there in Tulsa. She got adjusted, and her regular terrible migraines she'd had since puberty WENT AWAY FOR GOOD.
Guess I'd better break this into a 2nd part…
Posted by: mindful webworker - sticking my neck out at April 08, 2025 12:02 AM (qzYav)
Bondi said, "Our client in this matter was Homeland Security — is Homeland Security. .. He did not argue. He shouldn’t have taken the case. He shouldn’t have argued it, if that’s what he was going to do,”...
“... I firmly said on Day 1, I issued a memo that you are to vigorously advocate on behalf of the United States. He’s on administrative leave now”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 12:02 AM (8JosV)
Posted by: Francisco Franco, still dead but always ¡Presente! at April 08, 2025 12:03 AM (+2I7p)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 12:04 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2025 12:05 AM (BI5O2)
In the late '70s, after a car wreck, I went to a doc for a full check-up. Everything was fine. The doc laid me on a table, checked my legs, and said, well, you're a half-inch taller on this side than that. It has nothing to do with the car wreck. You've probably been like this since childhood. (The differing wear on my shoe heels suddenly made sense.) He told me I should wear a shoe insert #something but I never did.
Years later, I went to the NCCA chiro that had adjusted Milady so successfully. He laid me on a table, checked my legs, and said, well, you're a half-inch taller on this side than that. We can fix that! And by the time I left his office, he had. Felt at first like I was leaning to one side. Several other symptoms I'd been suffering all disappeared. Took a couple of visits for the adjustment to "hold," but it did, finally, from then on.
NUCCA is a gentle push on the "atlas" bone, that floating vertebrae that holds up the head. Slightly off, and bone presses on that primary nerve going from the brain to the rest of the bod, with all kinds of consequences. Such a gentle adjustment, I thought he hadn't even really done anything. Changed my life.
Fin
Posted by: mindful webworker - sticking my neck out at April 08, 2025 12:05 AM (qzYav)
Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2025 12:06 AM (IDphi)
I don't think Dawkins has ever explained that.
Posted by: Cicero
Random chance? Millions of years of random chance? Bacteria from somewhere else transported by a meteorite?
Or, you know, the hand of the Divine Creator.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at April 08, 2025 12:07 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2025 11:09 PM (RFPHU)
I'm not sure I'm an expert at Duck Farts, but I do know they were invented at the Peanut Farm in Anchorage. I don't care much for them, but I do know they pack a rather large punch. I shall consult DH, who is the bartender in the family.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 12:07 AM (LweC0)
EXPOSURE TIME: U.S. BILLIONAIRE SUED FOR LITERALLY BUILDING HAMAS' WAR MACHINE
Bashar Masri — Palestinian-American billionaire, media darling, DC insider, Harvard committee member — has just been slapped with a MASSIVE federal lawsuit by nearly 200 American families whose loved ones were butchered by Hamas on October 7.
https://tinyurl.com/5bev8298
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 12:09 AM (8JosV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 12:10 AM (8JosV)
Posted by: A face in the crowd....
The second just pushes the question to a previous planet, where the "answer" is the same as the first.
It also requires some sort of super-DNA that survives millennia in the vacuum of space, and the hard radiation of space, and the scorching heat of descent through out atmosphere, and then vanishes due to..... something..... and becomes our DNA that can't stand up to any of those things.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 12:13 AM (DgGvY)
Gretzky still the greatest.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 12:04 AM (VofaG)
I also look at who Gretz had as teammates. Messier, Tikhannen, Anderson, Coffey, et.al. Some damn good goal scorers in their own right. Just be one of the final two passes . . . .
That's not to say Gretz isn't The Great One. He is. I will say when I watched Gretz come to the MSG with the Oilers, he'd hang at the blue line to get breakaways. He floated along the blue line but he scored so all is forgiven.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 12:13 AM (gKDq2)
MSNBC host Al Sharpton calls for boycott of Pepsi
https://mol.im/a/14581373
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There are two soft drink companies of any consequence both ****-Cola. Each has its afficionados who won't change. Bad luck Al-The-Grift.
Posted by: Ciampino - time to get that bop on the head at April 08, 2025 12:14 AM (sPQoU)
https://youtu.be/yjIrvVOlzOk?si=Kgf000FewDkizB9r
Arms raised, a moment of exultation, then he finds his teammates. The Great One.
Posted by: KissAsser at April 07, 2025 11:57 PM (EsRYV)
Bullshit. You apparently know nothing about hockey. Ovechkin's move is called a "superman" and is practiced by youth hockey all of the damned time. The idea is to lift yourself off the ice after, but Ovey let his teammates do that. Totally a team move. So, bite me. And not in a good way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 12:14 AM (LweC0)
Posted by: The Osprey at April 08, 2025 12:16 AM (+2I7p)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 08, 2025 12:16 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2025 12:06 AM (IDphi)
This is known.
Also, he was there for Ovechkin. All class.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 12:16 AM (LweC0)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at April 08, 2025 12:16 AM (AqkQ7)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 12:17 AM (LweC0)
Posted by: As not seen on TV
I signed the NDA.
Worth it.
Posted by: Uhura at April 08, 2025 12:17 AM (DgGvY)
The Central Unit of the Jerusalem District Police and the Israel Security Agency (Shin Bet) foiled a multi-stage terror attack in Jerusalem planned by an Arab resident of the capital. The terrorist prepared pipe bombs and purchased knives to use in the attack, which was intended to be carried out during Ramadan.
_Israel National News, Apr 6, 2025, 6:07 PM (GMT+3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 12:17 AM (8JosV)
_Israel National News, Apr 6, 2025, 6:07 PM (GMT+3)
He seems nice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 12:22 AM (LweC0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
MSNBC host Al Sharpton calls for boycott of Pepsi
https://mol.im/a/14581373
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There are two soft drink companies of any consequence both ****-Cola. Each has its afficionados who won't change. Bad luck Al-The-Grift.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Pepsi has pandered to Blacks since, before Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 12:23 AM (8JosV)
The calculation was partially based on the fact that there are 150 amino acids and 10 to the power of 195 different combinations .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 12:23 AM (VofaG)
You know, if you don't know what they are, as a standalone out of context quote… that is so much a perfect Moron comment!
Posted by: mindful webworker - quack-pttthhh at April 08, 2025 12:24 AM (qzYav)
https://mol.im/a/14579999
I'm not sure about 'igniting an explosion'. Can you buy an explosion? In a brown paper bag
Posted by: Ciampino - time to retire Al at April 08, 2025 12:24 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Curiously, Duck Farts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
If you layer the liquors upside-down, is it a platypus fart?
Posted by: mikeski should ask Pixy at April 08, 2025 12:24 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mikeski should ask Pixy at April 08, 2025 12:24 AM (DgGvY)
Something to determine by experimentation at the Mome, I should assume.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 12:25 AM (LweC0)
https://tinyurl.com/srrdzvfj
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 12:27 AM (8JosV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 08, 2025 12:27 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:02 PM (f1epl)
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Kinky
Posted by: Ciampino - all elbows & knees at April 08, 2025 12:27 AM (sPQoU)
Dire Corgis > Bodyoids
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2025 12:28 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ciampino - time to retire Al at April 08, 2025 12:24 AM (sPQoU)
Taco Bell.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 12:28 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/srrdzvfj
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 08, 2025 12:27 AM (8JosV)
The Natives who live on the Diomedes don't really give one fat rat's ass about the dividing line. It's not like anyone is paying attention to "immigration."
Every year there's some bozo who decides to try to walk over the winter ice from mainland AK to Russia. Usually results in some outrageous rescue effort.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 08, 2025 12:30 AM (LweC0)
Time to brush a tooth and head for dreamland. Big day tomorrow. Probably. Maybe won't rain.
https://youtu.be/BrjJeP1GGxY
G'nite, y'all. Don't get struck by lightning.
Posted by: mindful webworker - follow the red brick road at April 08, 2025 12:31 AM (qzYav)
Posted by: Mark in SC at April 08, 2025 12:32 AM (gWO+I)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 12:34 AM (7D215)
Posted by: Bulg at April 08, 2025 12:34 AM (77rzZ)
And Prairie Dogs aren't dogs, they belong to the rodent family.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2025 12:34 AM (7D215)
https://mol.im/a/14579999
I'm not sure about 'igniting an explosion'. Can you buy an explosion? In a brown paper bag
Posted by: Ciampino - time to retire Al at April 08, 2025 12:24 AM (sPQoU)
From the linked story:
"If it happens when travelers are outside their car, experts suggest they immediately pull over, turn on their hazard lights, and carefully turn off the car."
That might be a tad difficult to do. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:39 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I saw Dire Corgi and the Bodyoids open for Devo at the Totino Fine Arts Center in '83.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 12:39 AM (DgGvY)
"If it happens when travelers are outside their car, experts suggest they immediately pull over, turn on their hazard lights, and carefully turn off the car."
That might be a tad difficult to do. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
AI has issues with causality.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 12:41 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 08, 2025 12:42 AM (0nHVk)
That was pretty random.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 08, 2025 12:42 AM (Y5yQx)
That might be a tad difficult to do. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:39 AM (8zz6B)
Waitaminnit. I'm comfoosed.
If you're outside your car, just what are you pulling over when "it happens"?
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 12:43 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 08, 2025 12:43 AM (KAi1n)
https://mol.im/a/14579999
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I dunno, I think being shot at is scarier than being struck by lightning.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 12:43 AM (l3YAf)
That was pretty random.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 08, 2025 12:42 AM (Y5yQx)
All of the Deep State have been locked up. 🤷♂️
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 12:46 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
That's like drinking lite beer. Go for the gusto!
Posted by: SFGoth at April 08, 2025 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 08, 2025 12:43 AM (KAi1n)
One could argue the Government's heavy-handed response to The Whiskey Rebellion in 1794 set this country on the road to ruin.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 12:46 AM (gKDq2)
That should be on the list after the direwolf.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2025 10:16 PM (gKWVE)
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I'm amazed we still have Redwoods.
Posted by: Ciampino - Big dams everywhere at April 08, 2025 12:47 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 08, 2025 12:42 AM (0nHVk)
Nope. Did not touch it. Did a transmission swap in my '60 Lark instead. I now have a properly-working overdrive, and the speedometer works again. Woot!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:47 AM (8zz6B)
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One imagines a Gen-Z frantically googling on their smart phone, seeking 'expert' advice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 12:48 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 12:48 AM (3izae)
I see a bright future for dodo ranching.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:53 AM (8zz6B)
If you're outside your car, just what are you pulling over when "it happens"?
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 12:43 AM (gKDq2)
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I think he meant 'pulling our'.
Posted by: Ciampino - Big drips at April 08, 2025 12:54 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 08, 2025 12:54 AM (0nHVk)
'pulling out'
Posted by: Ciampino - heap big drips at April 08, 2025 12:55 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:53 AM (8zz6B)
Kentucky Fried Dodo
Nashville hot dodo
Dodo-Fil-A
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 12:55 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:53 AM (8zz6B
We already got one raimondo. You really want to breed them?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 12:56 AM (gKWVE)
Mad scientists at Stanford are proposing growing “spare” human bodies in artificial wombs to experiment on
Recent advances in biotechnology now provide a pathway to producing living human bodies without the neural components that allow us to think, be aware, or feel pain. Many will find this possibility disturbing…" [d'ya think?] Among many other benefits, they would offer an almost unlimited source of organs, tissues and cells for use in transplantation.” The “scientists” suggested that bodyoids could even be used for food.😮
https://bit.ly/4ltmdEL
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I bet it's already happening in China, except they don't bother with the costly and troublesome process of blocking the neural development.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 12:57 AM (3izae)
Posted by: Ciampino - Big drips at April 08, 2025 12:54 AM (sPQoU)
About the safest place to be in a lightning storm is inside a car with a full metal roof. Note that the folks in the linked story were uninjured.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:57 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 12:46 AM (gKDq2)
Newburgh conspiracy and the U.S. Constitution. The Federalists should have been hanged.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 12:58 AM (l3YAf)
Hey Blondie, how are you?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Hey, Debby!
Bored, panicked, and broke -- somehow all at once.
How about you?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 12:58 AM (3izae)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 08, 2025 12:56 AM (gKWVE)
Well, if they are yummy, why not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 12:59 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 12:43 AM (l3YAf)
Hmmm.... You be the judge
Getting shot:
https://youtu.be/nbH_Xi_z1Q4?si=_zNft_J7RDmKZp4N
Getting struck by lightning:
https://youtu.be/-JZJ27sZiV0?si=9uG3cC9Tl0UNjfFu
Posted by: Dumb, Fat Schmuck at April 08, 2025 01:00 AM (BI5O2)
It was alcohol re-legalization that set this country on the road to ruin. Ply people with alcohol and they're ripe for all kinds of shennanigans.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Ahh, the amendment when we zigged off from hijinks to shenanigans. A decisive turn for the worst!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 01:01 AM (3izae)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 12:57 AM (3izae)
That's what TikTok is for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:01 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 01:02 AM (VEQGv)
Posted by: Ciampino - long wait, have some beer at April 08, 2025 01:03 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:04 AM (cUqk2)
Do not recommend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:05 AM (8zz6B)
It would have been a better story had the vehicle been a Ford Lightning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 01:06 AM (XeU6L)
Another part of the smack down is SCOTUS said the TROs are appealable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:07 AM (cUqk2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 08, 2025 01:08 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 01:08 AM (kd60y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 01:06 AM (XeU6L)
Or a Chevy Bolt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:09 AM (8zz6B)
Getting shot:
https://youtu.be/nbH_Xi_z1Q4?si=_zNft_J7RDmKZp4N
Getting struck by lightning:
https://youtu.be/-JZJ27sZiV0?si=9uG3cC9Tl0UNjfFu
Posted by: Dumb, Fat Schmuck at April 08, 2025 01:00 AM (BI5O2)
Lol. Man, Jack Black got really fat. He was always chubs, but jeez.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 08, 2025 01:10 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:11 AM (cUqk2)
The Direwolf thing is so Jurassic Park!
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 01:08 AM (kd60y)
The whole range of North American heffalumps would be nice to see restored. And the Uintabeast!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:11 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:13 AM (cUqk2)
That's the Russians for you -- bunch of people messing around the pad with the rocket fully loaded.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 08, 2025 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2025 01:16 AM (VEQGv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:16 AM (cUqk2)
Should be low hanging fruit for the Direwolf guys.
Passenger pigeon? Piece of cake.
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 01:16 AM (kd60y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:17 AM (cUqk2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:19 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 01:16 AM (kd60y)
Nobody ever wants to regenerate me.
Posted by: Freight Pigeon at April 08, 2025 01:21 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:21 AM (cUqk2)
You mean those with a BMI of 50 wearing yoga pants?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Giant Sloth
Stacey Abrams and Lizzo's genus?
Posted by: Anna Puma
You're on a roll!
Megafauna of Walmart >> People of Walmart
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 01:22 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - what about audience? at April 08, 2025 01:23 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: mnw
Nobody ever wants to regenerate me.
Posted by: Freight Pigeon
You got outcompeted by the swallows. Both African and European.
Posted by: mikeski at April 08, 2025 01:25 AM (DgGvY)
Maine theater is set to cancel musical because AUDIENCE is too white??????
Posted by: Ciampino - where have all the patrons gone? at April 08, 2025 01:25 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Obligatory Far Side cartoon:
http://tiny.cc/r2sf001
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 01:25 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 01:26 AM (kd60y)
Thousands of popular meat products recalled over plastic shards
https://mol.im/a/14579681
Posted by: Ciampino - melamine? at April 08, 2025 01:28 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 01:32 AM (kd60y)
Thousands of popular meat products recalled over plastic shards
https://mol.im/a/14579681
Posted by: Ciampino - melamine? at April 08, 2025 01:28 AM (sPQoU)
Illegals anticipating deportation, and looking to cause trouble?
Posted by: Freight Pigeon at April 08, 2025 01:34 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ciampino - melamine? at April 08, 2025 01:35 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:35 AM (8zz6B)
But opted for my usual Merlot tonight.
Sorry about that...
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 01:39 AM (25kuG)
Do not recommend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:05 AM (8zz6B)
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This is AOL folks, you know he's eaten brake lining.
Was it pre- or post-asbestos ban?
Posted by: Ciampino - what's the alternative? at April 08, 2025 01:40 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 01:41 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2025 01:41 AM (cUqk2)
Was it pre- or post-asbestos ban?
Posted by: Ciampino - what's the alternative? at April 08, 2025 01:40 AM (sPQoU)
The asbestos stuff is high in fiber.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:45 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2025 01:32 AM (kd60y)
Wait, what? Old White Men are protesting Trump, or at least paid to protest Trump. Muh 401(k)! And TARIFFS!!!!!
The shit eating grin-nest people right now are white dudes between 25 and 35 who've been left out of everything education and career-wise. Plus, everything's their racist fault anyway. They're laughing like it's Disneyland.
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 01:46 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 08, 2025 01:46 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:49 AM (8zz6B)
Liberal White Women...
TAKE THEM DOWN!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 01:50 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:50 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 01:53 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2025 01:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Good night DDS. Had to fire up the boiler today, low in the 20's tonight. 80+ yesterday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 01:53 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ciampino - what the at April 08, 2025 01:59 AM (sPQoU)
You are not capable to really "Throw Hands" (Your Fantasy movie hero's aside)
You may want to understand how bad this will be going forward...especially now that the military will require all women to meet MALE standards for warfighter placement.
The days of DEI are over.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 02:05 AM (25kuG)
Blondie, I am ok, haven't seen the sun here for a while and it is kind of cold. I need some warmth. I am sorry for your troubles and I hope that good things come your way.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Sorry I missed you, Debby! (maybe you're still reading). I've been in other tabs, doing homework. Hence bored.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 02:09 AM (3izae)
Apprently you can't use
'Beef Stew' as a password.
It's not stroganoff enough.
Posted by: Ciampino
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The Morons will be in their bunks, stroganoff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 08, 2025 02:10 AM (3izae)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 02:10 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 02:14 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 08, 2025 02:15 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Ciampino - what the at April 08, 2025 01:59 AM (sPQoU)
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Now I know that beef stroganoff causes repeating.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 08, 2025 02:21 AM (EYUUI)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2025 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 02:45 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 02:46 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 02:49 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2025 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
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https://youtu.be/dwea0LZQe9k
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 08, 2025 02:50 AM (EYUUI)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2025 02:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2025 02:54 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2025 02:54 AM (rdVOm)
https://mol.im/a/14581043
Posted by: Ciampino
Wait till they discover how many white people live in Maine.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 03:19 AM (sAmhv)
[waves sleepily to the remnants]
G'nite all...well, except for Biden's Dog, for who it is 'good morning'...I guess.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 03:19 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 08, 2025 03:20 AM (EYUUI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2025 03:19 AM (XeU6L)
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So far.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 08, 2025 03:21 AM (EYUUI)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 03:22 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 03:25 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2025 03:25 AM (ypFCm)
youtu.be/G97AdMLbfr4
You may thank me or curse me later!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2025 03:30 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JQ at April 08, 2025 03:37 AM (rdVOm)
I just ran into this pome elsewhere:
The trees are coming into leaf
Like something almost being said;
The recent buds relax and spread,
Their greenness is a kind of grief.
Is it that they are born again
And we grow old? No, they die too,
Their yearly trick of looking new
Is written down in rings of grain.
Yet still the unresting castles thresh
In full-grown thickness every May.
Last year is dead, they seem to say,
Begin afresh, afresh, afresh.
--Larkin
Posted by: m at April 08, 2025 03:45 AM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Su-27
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Nope. It's a Chinese J-15. Derived from an SU-27. The distinguishing thing is the little singlets in front of the wing.
Not that anybody will see this anyway :-)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 08, 2025 04:20 AM (KCiB8)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 08, 2025 04:22 AM (KCiB8)
NOOD
Pixy has pushed the button. I repeat: Pixy has pushed the button!
https://youtu.be/6goQBx0zjyY
NOOD!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 08, 2025 04:30 AM (O7YUW)
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