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"Womens'" Pool Finals Features Two Dudes Playing Each Other For Title of Best "Woman" Player in the World

F*ck you.


Piers Morgan has slammed the Ultimate Pool Group after two transgender women contested the final of a professional women's event in Wigan on Sunday night, calling the situation 'preposterous' and accusing the sport of 'cheating bulls***'.

The broadcaster's comments came after Harriet Haynes defeated Lucy Smith 8-6 in the final of a Women's Pro Series event, one of eight events on the Ultimate Pool Group's 2025 women's circuit.

Both players are transgender, resulting in a wave of criticism on social media - most notably from former Olympic swimmer Sharron Davies, who described the event as 'b****y ridiculous and grossly wrong in every way' and said sports 'hate their female players to do this'.

It took me a while to figure it out but I think "b****y" must be the blood intensifier.


Sharing an X post from Reduxx Magazine, which claimed 'two men' were facing each other 'for a women's championship title', Morgan added: 'Why anyone supports this cheating bulls*** is utterly beyond me.'

The tournament, held at Robin Park Leisure Centre in Wigan, was streamed live on UltimatePool.tv and across social media.

Haynes' path to the title included victories over Megan Proctor and Mary Talbot, while Smith reached the final by knocking out Kirsty-Lee Davies and Danielle Randle.

This is not the first time Haynes has been at the centre of controversy.

In November 2023, she was handed a walkover victory in the Women's Champion of Champions final in Prestatyn after opponent Lynne Pinches refused to play, citing fairness concerns.

Pinches later told TalkTV: 'Whenever you play a transgender player, even if you win, it doesn't make any difference because in your heart, you know it's unfair.

'This is a category advantage, being biologically male and playing against females, gives you a clear category advantage.

'Every time I play a transgender player, I think about it before, during and after the match, about how unfair it is and how this is a level I can't reach.

'I watch some of the shots they play, and I think females don't play these shots down the rails like this and they don't clear up like this. They have a longer reach, a lot of them are taller than us.

'Women have been silenced because of fear of being transphobic, that is why people don't speak out about this subject. It's not a gender issue, this is a fairness issue.'

And if you think men have an advantage over women in billiards, wait till you see the records being smashed in"girls'" track and field.


As Guy Benson quipped on Twitter, oh look -- that thing that never happens has happened again. In one sense, though, this story from Portland, Oregon qualifies as a success story. What else can one call an effort by which a last-place finisher in track meets at the junior varsity level goes on to dominate at the varsity level?

Of course, that's not difficult to achieve when a biological male switches to compete against high-school girls:


Lia Rose, who reportedly used to compete as Zachary, won the high jump at the Portland Interscholastic League Varsity Relays with a height of 4 feet, 8 inches, beating the second-place finisher by two inches.

According to athletic.net, while competing against JV boys May 3, 2023, Zachary Rose finished 11th out of 11 competitors with a jump of 4 feet, 6 inches. ...

In 2024, Lia mostly competed against JV boys, with a top finish of second place and a personal record of 5 feet even.

And that's not the first time this season that a biological male has beaten female athletes in Portland. Fox News also notes that Ada Gallagher dominated girls in two races last month:


Lia's victory comes roughly two weeks after Ada Gallagher, a trans track athlete in the Portland area, blew out the competition.

Gallagher, a state champion last year, finished at 57.62 in the 400 meters, with Franklin High School's Kinnaly Souphanthong coming in second at 1:05.72. Gallagher's teammate, Quinnan Schaefer, was behind Souphanthong at 1:07.13.

In the 200-meter race, Gallagher finished in first place at 25.76, followed by teammate Addyson Skyles at 27.31.

I keep saying this but if these "girls" sports are going to allow men to compete, then they should be shut down, and girls (and men in wigs) should just compete against men.

Posted by: Ace at 01:25 PM




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1 So many jokes, so little time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 01:25 PM (tT6L1)

2 Are they required to use their short cue?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2025 01:26 PM (ExV1e)

3 It could be funny, if it wasn’t so disgusting.

Who needs women anyway.

Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 01:26 PM (d2kuJ)

4 Top 7?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at April 07, 2025 01:27 PM (pgwxJ)

5 Let them keep this up. They simply continue to widen the gap between the democrat party and normies across the nation. Eventually they'll put California in play. Well, maybe that's wishful thinking...

Posted by: Texas Zombie at April 07, 2025 01:27 PM (naaqi)

6 Just a bunch of men playing with their balls. Who the hell wants to watch that?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2025 01:27 PM (LweC0)

7 "b****y" = "ballsy"?

Posted by: Nuts to that at April 07, 2025 01:28 PM (FxINA)

8 I keep saying this but if these "girls" sports are going to allow men to compete, then they should be shut down, and girls (and men in wigs) should just compete against men.

=======

I forget which movie awards show went non-gendered for the acting awards. The Caesars in France? The BAFTAs? Can't remember.

Anyway, the first year it happened, 4 of the 5 nominees were men. Feminists were angry for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

9 Willowed, bears repeating.

Yes. Dred Scott decision made it impossible for political branches to fix the problem. Judges are not and cannot be arbiters of policy because they suck royally at it. Legal and adversary training does little to actually develop management skills and so judges end up relying on special masters to do it which are unaccountable cat paws for the judges themselves. Every time judges, including the Supreme Court, wade into management decisions on policy, they end up making things worse.

E.g. are our urban schools better after having judges run them for nearly 40-50 years on deseg orders? Are our prisons and general public safer after judges have tried running prisons and jails? Etc. Etc.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 01:26 PM (ctrM5)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)

10 Does billiards really have to be separated by gender to begin with?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (/U5Yz)

11 Just be grateful they aren't playing pocket-pool.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (pMi6S)

12 >>I keep saying this but if these "girls" sports are going to allow men to compete, then they should be shut down, and girls (and men in wigs) should just compete against men.

I take a different approach here. The women who are the biggest supporters of this transgender nonsense SHOULD be forced to live with the reality that it's destroying their daughter's chance at playing sports or getting a sports scholarship.

How many moms in Portland, OR, for example, do you think voted for Trump?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (uCjyK)

13 I blame the Dads.

Posted by: Francis at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (bbuBP)

14 Well, they both like to play with balls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (N39Ws)

15 It could be funny, if it wasn’t so disgusting.

Who needs women anyway.

Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 01:26 PM (d2kuJ)

Won't anyone think of the sammiches?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)

16 Weird. What are the odds of the two best women pool players both being men? Must be astronomical. Or maybe men are better at some things than women and vice versa.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (/y8xj)

17 Does billiards really have to be separated by gender to begin with?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (/U5Yz)

Apparently yes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (VofaG)

18 People in 1965: In the far future of 2025 I wonder if we will be vacationing in space, visiting other star systems and have cured cancer?

Headlines from 2025: "Womens'" Pool Finals Features Two Dudes Playing Each Other For Title of Best "Woman" Player in the World

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (t0Rmr)

19 Cock fight!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 07, 2025 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

20 Too many balls in play. Five yard penalty.

Posted by: Full contact billiards is what we need at April 07, 2025 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

21 "Womens'" Pool Finals Features Two Dudes Playing Each Other For Title of Best "Woman" Player in the World


Harold Hill tried to warn us.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

22 18 People in 1965: In the far future of 2025 I wonder if we will be vacationing in space, visiting other star systems and have cured cancer?

Headlines from 2025: "Womens'" Pool Finals Features Two Dudes Playing Each Other For Title of Best "Woman" Player in the World
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (t0Rmr)

=======

"Well, I got the sexual deviancy. It's all I really wanted in the future."
-Robert A. Heinlein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

23 Does billiards really have to be separated by gender to begin with?

If you'd asked me that a week ago, I would have said no. But apparently, reality disagrees.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (/y8xj)

24 Hey baby is that a pool cue in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

/Checks

Wait a minute that's not a pool cue!

Posted by: Some women's pool groupie at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (t0Rmr)

25 This had to happen. The inevitable end result of the insanity.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

26 >>>And if you think men have an advantage over women in billiards, wait till you see the records being smashed in"girls'" track and field.

If they aren't down with just straight up stabbing their competitors in their hearts like a real man, then maybe they should get back in the kitchen.

Posted by: Men Track Competitors at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (i24o9)

27 It was interesting to read some of the technical details mentioned by the woman player. One wouldn't tend to think being male would be an advantage in billiards.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (tT6L1)

28 Pool is kinda gay. Like golf.

Posted by: Shafts, balls, holes... at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

29 I remember well the hot chicks in short skirts and high heels playing pool at Doc Rickett's Lab in Monterey.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:32 PM (77rzZ)

30 The Leftists are for they/them. They are the ones erasing women by allowing this crap to happen.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2025 01:32 PM (NpAcC)

31 It's hilarious that even stuff like pool and board games are dominated by men.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 01:32 PM (zJgD/)

32 The short are at a billiards disadvantage. Nobody cares if a short guy loses.

Posted by: Francis at April 07, 2025 01:32 PM (bbuBP)

33 Just wait 'til Nancy Mace hears about this.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (5IFb9)

34 Men have better spatial skills than women .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (VofaG)

35 I'm waiting for men to capture ALL the women's Olyimpics. Then they're going to complain about the whiteness lack of diversity.

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (0Gnoc)

36 I'm expecting a beauty contest with all men.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

37 >>>"Womens'" Pool Finals Features Two Dudes Playing Each Other For Title of Best "Woman" Player in the World


Not one to be found, and, yet, women end up getting the shaft.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (i24o9)

38 Womens'" Pool Finals Features Two Dudes Playing Each Other For Title of Best "Woman" Player in the World


Harold Hill tried to warn us.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

Transsexuals, folks! With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for penis!

Posted by: Is he using words like xey/xem? at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

39 It's disappointing how few prominent female athletes are coming to the defense of women's sports. Where's all that vaunted Girl Power when it actually matters?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (LkLld)

40 One wouldn't tend to think being male would be an advantage in billiards.

Biology has harshly punished men bad at computing velocities and angles in their heads quickly for 10s of thousands of years.

When Ugg could hit a target with his spear at 20 feet and Ogg couldn't, Ugg got to reproduce and Ogg was stuff at the bottom on a Mammoth foot.

For women though? Didn't matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:34 PM (t0Rmr)

41 This is something that uniquely and damned near exclusively impacts women. It never goes the other way around.

Until the governing bodies resolve to acknowledge this and make a stand, it's going to continue.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 07, 2025 01:34 PM (Oq5OE)

42 The short are at a billiards disadvantage. Nobody cares if a short guy loses.

Posted by: Francis at April 07, 2025 01:32 PM (bbuBP)

Short people got no reason . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

43 This is going to destroy women's sports if this goes on, hopefully it will make women stop supporting progressives but....more likely it'll just destroy women's sports.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

44
TRANS GENOCIDE IS REAL! *

* Because we are stupid bints who cut out our reproductive parts, which renders us sterile and must, instead, ghoulishly coerce other stupid bints to do the same to KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2025 01:35 PM (xG4kz)

45 Something recently occurred to me:

There is a unifying connection between two seemingly unrelated societal changes: the rise inAI, and transgenderism.

What cold the connection be?

-- Stats show that a large majority of high school and college students either use AI to cheat in school (i.e. have AI write their essays, etc.) or think it's OK to use AI to cheat.

-- One of the primary motivations for mediocre men to "transition" is so they can cheat by competing against girls instead f a fair fight against their fellow men, which they would lose.

What's the common factor? CHEATING HAS NOW BEEN NORMALIZED.

Traditional morality, and self-respect, is out the window. Most Americans under a certain age have nor moral qualms about cheating, and think it is perfectly acceptable, by any means.

It's like we live in a different civilization now, on an amoral planet.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 01:35 PM (pMi6S)

46 43 This is going to destroy women's sports if this goes on, hopefully it will make women stop supporting progressives but....more likely it'll just destroy women's sports.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

======

Well, since women don't care about women's sports, I fail to see how it could affect their group political preferences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

47 so that runner is 9.5 seconds off the olympic record as a high schooler. assuming that he's not a sr yet, that gives 3-2 years at a minimum to get faster. meaning i expect to see him at the next qualifiers.

he's 6 seconds from the NCAA finals from last year...

but sure, it's not a big deal...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:35 PM (v6XNT)

48 When women play transwomen at Strip Poker who loses their clothes first?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2025 01:35 PM (0Gnoc)

49 > And if you think men have an advantage over women in billiards, wait till you see the records being smashed in "girls'" track and field.

I recently saw a chart where every single women's world record in track and field events had been beaten by a 14-15 year old boy. Every. Single. One.

What's the feminist explanation? People aren't believing hard enough?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 01:35 PM (lIio7)

50 The Left
It's a Death Cult
and A Perverted Sex Cult

Two, Two, Two Cults in One.

(well, also a Marxist Cult, and a few other perverse ideologies I suppose)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 01:36 PM (Cus5s)

51 And I bet these aren't particularly good men, either. They'd probably lose to regional unknown gamblers repeatedly in best 2 out of 3 walk in games.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 01:36 PM (zJgD/)

52 The short are at a billiards disadvantage. Nobody cares if a short guy loses.

Posted by: Francis at April 07, 2025 01:32 PM (bbuBP)

Short people got no reason . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

Apparently. Shorter guys get paid less, promoted less often, and get little to no poontang. They should probably all just die, since they have nothing much to look forward to in life.

Posted by: Randy Newman was right at April 07, 2025 01:36 PM (TbWk/)

53 When women play transwomen at Strip Poker who loses their clothes first?
Asking for a friend.


Watching that tournament would be like playing Russian Roulette

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:36 PM (t0Rmr)

54 Someone got snookered

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:36 PM (WkNQM)

55 Might as well see this thing through to it's logical conclusion.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 07, 2025 01:36 PM (B9Prs)

56 The Oscar for best actress was almost certainly going to a dude until his past Tweets came up.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (KQk9m)

57 t's disappointing how few prominent female athletes are coming to the defense of women's sports. Where's all that vaunted Girl Power when it actually matters?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (LkLld)

I'll give Leftist Martina Navratilova credit for being outspoken. Ironic that she played Doubles with Renee Richards and had him as her coach for a short time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (VofaG)

58 (mounts hobby horse)

They are not "trans" women. They are counterfeit women. Absolute fakes, with intent to deceive and seize unfair advantage. They are all guilty of the offence of personation. Lock them up, and throw away the key.

(and proof reading saves me from the Barrel)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (8zz6B)

59 Might as well see this thing through to it's logical conclusion.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 07, 2025 01:36 PM (B9Prs)

Boobs?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (i24o9)

60 he Left
It's a Death Cult
and A Perverted Sex Cult

Two, Two, Two Cults in One.

Hey, you got your sex cult in my death cult!

And you got your death cult in my sex cult!

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

61 Piers Morgan has slammed the Ultimate Pool Group after two transgender women contested the final of a professional women's event in Wigan on Sunday night, calling the situation 'preposterous' and accusing the sport of 'cheating bulls***'.
++++
"Preposterous, cheating bullshit" is a good description for just about everything, really.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (WkNQM)

62 17 Does billiards really have to be separated by gender to begin with?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (/U5Yz)

Apparently yes.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Like Poker, chess, shooting, and curling then?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (/U5Yz)

63 Democrats have evolved from the party of owning slaves to the party of genital mutilation and infanticide.

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (0Gnoc)

64 "... beating the second-place finisher by two inches..."

~~~~~~~~~

Story of my life...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at April 07, 2025 01:38 PM (rUU8O)

65 I'd pay big money to watch a Tranny Blindfolded Jarts League.

Posted by: Oh, The Huge Manatee! at April 07, 2025 01:38 PM (G5+As)

66 disappointing how few prominent female athletes are coming to the defense of women's sports. Where's all that vaunted Girl Power when it actually matters

J. K. Rowling was a feminist hero who was heavily into 3rd generation feminism and put it in her books.

She came out in a measured way against 4th generation feminism/trannyism and went from the left's hero to getting the Elon treatment...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:38 PM (t0Rmr)

67 Boobs?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


Fortunately, Joe Mannix is back.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

68 Preposterous, cheating bullshit" is a good description for just about everything, really.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (WkNQM)

Government, religion, corporate America, marriage, dating, politics...I'm trying real hard to find an exception

Posted by: The Bullshit Based Society at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

69 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VofaG)

70 66 J. K. Rowling was a feminist hero who was heavily into 3rd generation feminism and put it in her books.

She came out in a measured way against 4th generation feminism/trannyism and went from the left's hero to getting the Elon treatment...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:38 PM (t0Rmr)

======

She still can't wait for Syrian asylum seekers to replace white Britons across her country, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

71 Lia Rose, who reportedly used to compete as Zachary, won the high jump at the Portland Interscholastic League Varsity Relays with a height of 4 feet, 8 inches, beating the second-place finisher by two inches.
_________________________

4'8"? Good grief. I won a bet with the Track coach in high school that I could high jump 6' while carrying three tennis racquets, and I wasn't even on the track team.

Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (dIske)

72 I keep saying this but if these "girls" sports are going to allow men to compete, then they should be shut down, and girls (and men in wigs) should just compete against men.
++++
Women's sports are, generally, pointless from an athletic standpoint. Women can be good at just about any activity, but they will not be the best or elite. That's why women's sports are subsidized. There's no demand for it otherwise. It can be nice to have, but basically nobody cares.

If none of those special rules and subsidies are actually going to women, just shut it down completely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (WkNQM)

73 I'd pay big money to watch a Tranny Blindfolded Jarts League.
Posted by: Oh, The Huge Manatee! at April 07, 2025 01:38 PM (G5+As)

Tranny Russian Roulette League.

After all, 100% of those interviewed after playing reported that it is safe.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VNX3d)

74 Runnìng faggotts running free.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (njoQb)

75 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.

Hi there!

Posted by: Brittney Griner at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (t0Rmr)

76 60 he Left
It's a Death Cult
and A Perverted Sex Cult

Two, Two, Two Cults in One.

Hey, you got your sex cult in my death cult!

And you got your death cult in my sex cult!
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

It should be obvious that those two things are related. Sex is ordered towards life, so naturally a perverted sex cult would be ordered towards death.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 07, 2025 01:40 PM (B9Prs)

77 It was interesting to read some of the technical details mentioned by the woman player. One wouldn't tend to think being male would be an advantage in billiards.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (tT6L1)

i can fully appreciate that argument. being taller gives you more angles to potentially play AND longer arms let's you get to shots without the crutch, which gives better control of the shot.

not that i'm good enough to REALLY feel the difference...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:40 PM (v6XNT)

78 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VofaG)
++++
Remember when this was a comedy movie premise?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:40 PM (WkNQM)

79 > I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.

I have a hard time believing that would be the straw that broke the camel's back. Maybe if the tranny was white and started intentionally injuring the "star" black players.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 01:40 PM (lIio7)

80 This all comes back to one thing: relentless narcissism.

Imagine where we'd be as a country if more people had the voice to say, "Shut up. Nobody cares."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 07, 2025 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

81 Frisbee golf is separated by gender. Frisbee golf.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (/U5Yz)

82 Sucks for the women.

But, shoe is on the other foot with the whole "invade all the opposite sex's personal spaces and call them a Nazi if they don't like it" thing, isn't it?

Posted by: Correction Guy at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (igfiY)

83 Democrats have evolved from the party of owning slaves to the party of genital mutilation and infanticide.

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2025 01:37 PM (0Gnoc)

I had to explain to my oldest how support for baby murder was a potential reason for the lack of support for the Girl Scouts and diminished demand for Girl Scout cookies, which they are no longer selling after this year.

I think he is starting to understand how truly evil leftists are.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (i24o9)

84 My favorite argument for men and women being the same is pitting elite women against regular dudes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

85 Well, since women don't care about women's sports, I fail to see how it could affect their group political preferences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
*******
Moms with girls who play sports care. Some who had voted Democrat in the past voted straight Republican in this past election because of this issue alone.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (NpAcC)

86 disappointing how few prominent female athletes are coming to the defense of women's sports. Where's all that vaunted Girl Power when it actually matters

-

The really sad part is how it does very little but draw attention to how all of that was all just dress up and pretend. Disney princess fantasies, same as when they were five.

Doesn't matter how many prison tattoos they get, they're apparently still going to stand quietly and wait for the prince to save them.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (zJgD/)

87 Cheaters.

I don’t understand how this whole transvestite thing was effected.

When I was in school, if a guy showed up and wanted to compete against girls everybody would have said GTFOH.

The whole thing is a collapse of common sense, decency, and morality.

If you’re wondering where we are on the continuum, Huxley said Necrophilia is the end goal, iirc. Maybe not the end point, but. He set out the basic template for controlling if not destroying a society, he thought drugs were the best way. Sex drugs and rock and roll.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (i+HwW)

88 Remember when this was a comedy movie premise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:40 PM (WkNQM)

Yes but never saw it as cross dressing has never been funny to me.

Juwanna Mann

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (VofaG)

89 "Shut up. Nobody cares."

Mom? Is that you?

Posted by: It's different when you're 6 years old at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (TbWk/)

90 FFS

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (bdhKV)

91 The top two female finalists should play one final round on a regulation table and then declare the winner the 2025 world champion.

Stream it on xtwitter.

Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (TIPo8)

92 I don't think it would take former college players to dominate the WNBA. Former HS stars would probably get the job done.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

93 But, shoe is on the other foot with the whole "invade all the opposite sex's personal spaces and call them a Nazi if they don't like it" thing, isn't it?
Posted by: Correction Guy at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (igfiY)
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One thing I'd like to see re-normalized out of all this is the voluntary sex segregation being a thing again.

Men's clubs and activities are illegal. Women's are not. That is wrong. I hope for a YUGE snap-back/renormalization.

The upside to the pendulum being dragged so hard to one side is that pendulums tend not to return to the middle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (WkNQM)

94 Frisbee golf is separated by gender. Frisbee golf.

I played coed ultimate frisbee at one point. They had to mandate a certain number of women on the team because otherwise teams with more would be at a disadvantage...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (t0Rmr)

95 Jackie Gleason was a very good billiards player, as well as a good golfer. Must be some kind of kinship between the sports.

Posted by: How Sweet It Is! at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (G5+As)

96 I fear, one day a dude in dress is going flip out and shoot up a shopping center
I fear that my daughter is going to be assaulted by a dude in a women's locker room.
I fear my son is going to be tricked by a dude in a dress into taking him home only to discover that it is a dude not a woman and he will reject the freak, which will lead to my son having his life ruined by the media.
I fear my wife is going to be assaulted by a man in a women's restroom.

These people have proven track record of being persistent, unpredictable and dangerous.

I AM TOTALLY TRANSPHOBIC!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (eqIFx)

97 Sucks for the women.

But, shoe is on the other foot with the whole "invade all the opposite sex's personal spaces and call them a Nazi if they don't like it" thing, isn't it?

Posted by: Correction Guy at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (igfiY)

I could get behind the righteous celebration of FAFO if it weren't for all the division that is sowed in society by the leftists for the sole purposes that leftists can obtain and maintain political power.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (i24o9)

98 Pool as in snooker?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (njoQb)

99 Frisbee golf is separated by gender. Frisbee golf.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


I wonder if male dogs are better than females at catching frisbees.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

100 It was a 13-ball tournament

Posted by: Roy at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (fO4QD)

101 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VofaG)

Well it would certainly make it slightly more watchable.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (k9OZB)

102 Meh just paint an English dart board on their ass and send over the local Pub Dart Team

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (/m17t)

103 85 Moms with girls who play sports care. Some who had voted Democrat in the past voted straight Republican in this past election because of this issue alone.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (NpAcC)

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I did say group.

Women's sports is very niche. It's a very small percentage of people in high school, essentially, with some small spillover into college and pro sports.

Our trolls are right when they say it's about just handful of cases here and there. It's really a paltry number compared to the population.

However, it's not us pushing it. It's them pushing it with us just pushing back in this vainglorious hope that because we're defending a womens' only space women as a whole will notice and care and appreciate it.

Well, the vast, vast majority of women are not actually in those spaces. They're not part of them. They're as happy to fuck with them as they are to fuck with male only spaces because they aren't actually in them.

This is how I got the point of complete apathy on this issue.

Until they start protesting to make August National male-only again, I don't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

104 Frisbee golf is separated by gender. Frisbee golf.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (/U5Yz)


one of the few women's sports I enjoy watching. ( by the way just like regular golf, men play from a different Tee box.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (VofaG)

105 23 Does billiards really have to be separated by gender to begin with?

If you'd asked me that a week ago, I would have said no. But apparently, reality disagrees.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2025 01:31 PM (/y8xj)


Due to money I expect. Why have only one league and league playoff, with paying sponsors, and a TV contract, when you can have two?

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (aBgBM)

106

So what about the Boy Scouts?

Oh, I mean Scouts.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (et1vG)

107 4'8"? Good grief.

I'm eligible for frickin' social security and have two bad knees and I'm pretty sure I could clear that on one hop.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (/y8xj)

108 > Good grief. I won a bet with the Track coach in high school that I could high jump 6' while carrying three tennis racquets, and I wasn't even on the track team.

Six feet untrained is a really good jump. Hell, even trained it's a good jump. The best HS boys in WA were jumping 6'8" in 2024. A HS boy got 7'2.5" in WA in 2017.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (lIio7)

109 Sharing an X post from Reduxx Magazine, which claimed 'two men' were facing each other 'for a women's championship title', Morgan added: 'Why anyone supports this cheating bulls*** is utterly beyond me.'

I'll tell you one group that supports this, the National Organization of Women does. They say right on their website that trans women are real women. Gee, like they haven't really been advocates for women for decades but a leftist political group who always goes for the money grab and extreme left policies.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

110 They shouldn't have womyns pool anyways. Not really a strength thing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (njoQb)

111 95 Jackie Gleason was a very good billiards player, as well as a good golfer. Must be some kind of kinship between the sports.
Posted by: How Sweet It Is!


It's in the hole!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:45 PM (/U5Yz)

112 93 One thing I'd like to see re-normalized out of all this is the voluntary sex segregation being a thing again.

Men's clubs and activities are illegal. Women's are not. That is wrong. I hope for a YUGE snap-back/renormalization.

The upside to the pendulum being dragged so hard to one side is that pendulums tend not to return to the middle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (WkNQM)

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I'll never, ever even play at Augusta National.

But I won't care about preserving female only spaces until AOC is outside Augusta demanding it become male-only again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

113 Jackie Gleason was a very good billiards player, as well as a good golfer. Must be some kind of kinship between the sports.
Posted by: How Sweet It Is!


And a good dancer. My Mom always used him as an example of how so many overweight people are light on their feet.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

114 It isn't going to change until a Tribal Leader says "this is crazy"

Better to support the crazy than be caught holding a belief held by Others

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 07, 2025 01:45 PM (u5fr9)

115 Moms with girls who play sports care. Some who had voted Democrat in the past voted straight Republican in this past election because of this issue alone.
Posted by: redridinghood

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It would be interesting to know if they realize that moms with girls who play sports are why this all came about in the first place.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 01:45 PM (zJgD/)

116 Minnesota Lizzo vs Fast Edie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2025 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

117 I played coed ultimate frisbee at one point. They had to mandate a certain number of women on the team because otherwise teams with more would be at a disadvantage...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (t0Rmr)

I coach little league. About 10-11 years old is when you start seeing separation in ability to the point where it is potentially dangerous to have girls on the same team.

But boy was it awesome to see the boys get struck out by our girl pitcher lobbing in some rainbow pitches and then get getting the business by his teammates.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)

118 Jackie Gleason was a very good billiards player, as well as a good golfer.
Posted by: How Sweet It Is!

He always addressed the ball.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

119 I thought competitive pool has always had mixed competitions, like poker.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 07, 2025 01:46 PM (zrlyb)

120 My favorite argument for men and women being the same is pitting elite women against regular dudes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

you mean like the us womens nation team getting blown out by a U15 mls boys team?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:47 PM (v6XNT)

121 Good grief. I won a bet with the Track coach in high school that I could high jump 6' while carrying three tennis racquets, and I wasn't even on the track team.

Six feet untrained is a really good jump. Hell, even trained it's a good jump. The best HS boys in WA were jumping 6'8" in 2024. A HS boy got 7'2.5" in WA in 2017.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (lIio7)

yeah Damn. I high jumped in High School and that was my best and I didn't suck.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:47 PM (VofaG)

122 “It was H.G. Wells who introduced Huxley to Satanist Aleister Crowley. Crowley was a poster child of the occult that developed in Britain from the 1860s under the influence of Edward Bulwer-Lytton – the colonial minister under Lord Palmerston during the Second Opium War. In 1886, Crowley, William Butler Yeats, poet and Nobel Prize winner and several other Bulwer-Lytton proteges formed a satanic “Isis-Urania Temple of Hermetic Students of the Golden Dawn. This Isis Cult was organized around the 1877 manuscript Isis Unveiled by Madame Helena Blavatsky, in which the Russian occultist called for the British aristocracy to organize itself into an Isis priesthood.”

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 01:47 PM (i+HwW)

123 The short are at a billiards disadvantage. Nobody cares if a short guy loses.
Posted by: Francis at April 07, 2025 01:32 PM


One foot on the floor.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (bdhKV)

124 Nasdaq up 1%
Sp500 up 0.5%

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (MmH/W)

125 So what about the Boy Scouts?

Oh, I mean Scouts Scouting America.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 07, 2025 01:44 PM (et1vG)

Fixed, again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (i24o9)

126 120 My favorite argument for men and women being the same is pitting elite women against regular dudes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

you mean like the us womens nation team getting blown out by a U15 mls boys team?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:47 PM (v6XNT)

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More like, "The premiere female weightlifter can lift more than you, Todd!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (WkNQM)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (i24o9)

129 Hello, barrel, my old friend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (i24o9)

130 It's disappointing how few prominent female athletes are coming to the defense of women's sports. Where's all that vaunted Girl Power when it actually matters?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 01:33 PM (LkLld)


We are prominent professional athletes and, therefore, getting paid. If you think we're risking a sponsorship deal for some bitch we don't even know, you're fooling yourself. -- Union of Prominent Female Athletes*

* In fairness, if the shoe were on the other foot, the guy athletes would act the same.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

131 “Criton Zoakos explains that “among the other initiates in the Children of the Sun were T.S. Eliot, W.H. Auden, Sir Oswald Mosley, and D.H. Lawrence, Huxley’s homosexual lover. It was Huxley, furthermore, who would launch the legal battle in the 1950s to have Lawrence’s pornographic novel Lady Chatterley’s Lover allowed into the United States on the ground that it was a misunderstood ‘work of art.“

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (JlejM)

132 A lonely Barrel weeps...

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

133 Not as spectacular as the triple ripple yesterday

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (u5fr9)

134 126 120 My favorite argument for men and women being the same is pitting elite women against regular dudes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

you mean like the us womens nation team getting blown out by a U15 mls boys team?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:47 PM (v6XNT)

=======

More like, "The premiere female weightlifter can lift more than you, Todd!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

Fucking Todd....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

135 I like women's beach volleyball best.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (/U5Yz)

136 It took me a while to figure it out but I think "b****y" must be ...

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butchy?

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (bDZFP)

137 They shouldn't have womyns pool anyways. Not really a strength thing.

Yeah, you'd think so but then when two men do decide to play, they dominate the class? That's not just coincidence.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (/y8xj)

138 95 Jackie Gleason was a very good billiards player, as well as a good golfer. Must be some kind of kinship between the sports.
Posted by: How Sweet It Is! at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (G5+As)


When he played Minnesota Fats (a real guy BTW) in The Hustler, he legitimately made his own shots. He was pro caliber.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (zrlyb)

139 134 More like, "The premiere female weightlifter can lift more than you, Todd!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

Fucking Todd....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

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Todd needs to get back to the gym! Bringing down our sex!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

140 Frisbee golf is separated by gender. Frisbee golf.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Shuffleboard. I'm not kidding:

https://shorter.me/Ef57C

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2025 01:50 PM (XeU6L)

141 136 It took me a while to figure it out but I think "b****y" must be ...

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butchy?
Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (bDZFP)

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Naggers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

142 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VofaG)

This is snark right?
Don't bother we're al ready here 🤡
https://tinyurl.com/yrbcc5fj

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 01:50 PM (/m17t)

143 22
"Well, I got the sexual deviancy. It's all I really wanted in the future."
-Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

Who are all you zombies?

Posted by: XTC at April 07, 2025 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

144 In college my team won the State Co-Ed Flag Football Championship. I was most proud that we won with having super hot girl teammates

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:50 PM (VofaG)

145 I coach little league. About 10-11 years old is when you start seeing separation in ability to the point where it is potentially dangerous to have girls on the same team.

-

I recently watched a 6th and 7th grade county wide boys basketball championship. You know the one. Local coaches that might've played basketball in high school, one parent trying to make all the practices but sometimes there's a haircut, etc.

I have no doubt those boys, and countless other no-name county-level teams around the nation, would win against WNBA and Olympic womens teams. Those young men were fast as heck and NEVER stopped running. The women might score 20 points or so, but they'd be standing in place utterly exhausted by halftime.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 01:51 PM (zJgD/)

146 Traditional morality, and self-respect, is out the window. Most Americans under a certain age have nor moral qualms about cheating, and think it is perfectly acceptable, by any means.

It's like we live in a different civilization now, on an amoral planet.
Posted by: zombie
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That is most of the world that thinks that way. I taught foreign students for decades and plagiarism, cheating, etc. was not a big deal to them.

Which is why Dot Indians will happily bring the caste system to the US while decrying US racism, Muslims cry out about backlash after going after Jewish students minding their own business, and so on. For most of the world, morality is situational and that is also why true Christianity or Judaism is the only remedy.

People are stinkers generally with few natural saints.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ctrM5)

147 Women getting their asses handed to them by second-rate men, King Harv still humping a shark...
Another day ending in Y.

This shouldn't be going on as long as it has, like a sitcom nobody watches getting a third season just because Tori Spelling is in it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 07, 2025 01:51 PM (FCbAQ)

148 I'm a bit of a weirdo and pragmatist. I'm glad Trump is opposing letting guys call themselves transgender to win and set records in women's divisions. But I never understood why during the push to 'be nice' and accept transgenders the OOC, NCAA, and various sports leagues didn't just change the titles of the divisions to XX and XY. 'Fine, you can call yourself a woman if you want to, but you still cant compete in the XX division if you have the Y chromosome, because it gives you a genetic advantage'.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 07, 2025 01:51 PM (CKOCg)

149 “In Brave New World, Huxley centers on the scientific methodology for keeping all populations outside the elite minority in a permanently autistic-like condition actually in love with their servitude.

Speaking at the California Medical School in San Francisco, Huxley announced: “There will be in the next generation or so a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak.

Producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them but will rather enjoy it, because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda, or brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods. And this seems to be the final revolution.” To Wells’ way of thinking, this wasn’t a conspiracy, but rather a one-world brain functioning as a police of the mind.”

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 01:51 PM (bjUfh)

150 Jackie Gleason was a very good billiards player, as well as a good golfer. Must be some kind of kinship between the sports.
Posted by: How Sweet It Is!
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Also, a Scotch drinker. J&B Rare his Scotch of choice. I've always figured that if it was good enough for Gleason, it's good enough for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2025 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

151 My favorite argument for men and women being the same is pitting elite women against regular dudes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

you mean like the us womens nation team getting blown out by a U15 mls boys team?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:47 PM (v6XNT)

=======

More like, "The premiere female weightlifter can lift more than you, Todd!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

Fucking Todd....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

what the hell...

i'm right here guys...

damnit...

and i never denied the top tier could beat me, but i was damn good back when i was in shape and could actually lift...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:52 PM (v6XNT)

152 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VofaG)


They'd probably be okay with it as long as he's black.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2025 01:52 PM (ExV1e)

153 This will be over when a tranny invades women's beach volleyball. Once the suspicious package is seen on the sand court, male viewers will change channels to watch anything else so fast.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2025 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)

154 I like women's beach volleyball best.

The most commercially successful women's sports are ones where they look either "hot" eg beach volleyball or pretty and feminine eg figure skating

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:52 PM (t0Rmr)

155 151 what the hell...

i'm right here guys...

damnit...

and i never denied the top tier could beat me, but i was damn good back when i was in shape and could actually lift...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:52 PM (v6XNT)

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lol.

I'd forgotten that your real name was Todd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

156 Markets turning positive after (apparently) clearing out all the weekend Sell Sell Sell orders.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 01:53 PM (Cus5s)

157 Not sure that this really is limited to just "moms of girls who play sports." The locker room stuff affects every kid in high school, not just the varsity+ athletes.

There's significant overlap between women's sports and the locker room convention and while there are very few total women athletes at the to of their game being beaten by men, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more teenage girls who are made very uncomfortable that the creepy dude who she rejected last year has suddenly declared he's a girl and gets to see her change during gym class.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 07, 2025 01:53 PM (B9Prs)

158 Women's tennis is nice sometimes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (njoQb)

159 I'LL BET JEANETTE LEE-THE BLACK WIDOW COULD BEAT EITHER OF THEM.

Posted by: fatbOY at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (Zcys7)

160 Tori Spelling? Yech.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

161 Pocket billiards and a dirty stick.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (4N006)

162 Okay, where's that eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (bdhKV)

163 because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda, or brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods
_____

Marijuana dispensaries FTW

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (Dv3i1)

164 Huxley also predicted democracies would change their nature: “quaint old forms – elections, parliaments, Supreme Courts –will remain but the underlying substance will be non-violent totalitarianism. Democracy and freedom will be the theme of every broadcast and editorial – but democracy and freedom, in a strictly Pickwickian [i.e. not literal] sense.

Meanwhile, the ruling oligarchy and its highly trained elite of soldiers, policemen, thought-manufacturers and mind- manipulators will quietly run the show as they see fit.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (OQcP8)

165 Jackie Gleason was a very good billiards player, as well as a good golfer. Must be some kind of kinship between the sports.
Posted by: How Sweet It Is! at April 07, 2025 01:42 PM (G5+As)

When he played Minnesota Fats (a real guy BTW) in The Hustler, he legitimately made his own shots. He was pro caliber.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 07, 2025 01:49 PM (zrlyb)

i did not know that. that's very cool. fats was an amazing pool player.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (v6XNT)

166 146 People are stinkers generally with few natural saints.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ctrM5)

That's where beatings and killings come in, to make the stinkers straighten up.

Posted by: XTC at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (UnA8+)

167
Lia Rose, who reportedly used to compete as Zachary

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"reportedly"? The press can't confirm this? Oh, here we go:

>>A spokesperson from Portland Public Schools was unable to confirm or deny that Lia and Zachary are the same person, citing the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act “to protect student privacy.”

Isn't Zachary proud of his record, like most athletes? Oh, here we go:

>>Zachary competed as a sophomore in track with a top finish of second in a JV 3,000-meter race, but there were only two competitors. Zachary lost by over a minute.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (lCaJd)

168 Huxley also predicted democracies would change their nature: “quaint old forms – elections, parliaments, Supreme Courts –will remain but the underlying substance will be non-violent totalitarianism. Democracy and freedom will be the theme of every broadcast and editorial – but democracy and freedom, in a strictly Pickwickian [i.e. not literal] sense.

Meanwhile, the ruling oligarchy and its highly trained elite of soldiers, policemen, thought-manufacturers and mind- manipulators will quietly run the show as they see fit.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (OQcP
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The best way to subvert elections is to make them irrelevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (WkNQM)

169 When he played Minnesota Fats (a real guy BTW) in The Hustler, he legitimately made his own shots. He was pro caliber.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer

What about Newman?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

170 101 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VofaG)

Well it would certainly make it slightly more watchable.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 07, 2025 01:43 PM (k9OZB)


I strongly suspect collusion in NCAA women's basketball and in the WNBA to keep out men faking being women. Few watch those games now. Many fewer would watch if 6' 10" fake women are scoring all the points, blocking a lot of shots, and outrunning the real women on fast breaks. It would almost literally be child's play for the fake women due to the slightly smaller ball used by the women. (The women use the same hoop size as men, 18'' diameter. And the same hoop height, 10'.)

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (aBgBM)

171 169 When he played Minnesota Fats (a real guy BTW) in The Hustler, he legitimately made his own shots. He was pro caliber.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer

What about Newman?
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

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Not a real guy. Just a picture on salsa jars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

172 I want some 6'7'' former men's college player tranny to dominate the WNBA. Then you would hear the whining from the Left.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (VofaG)

Shaq with a wig.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (kxUKc)

173 Rukshan Fernando
@therealrukshan
Footage of Victoria Police attacking a group of Jewish Australians holding Israeli and Australian flags seems out of place when you consider the red carpet they roll out for all the far left activists with their daily protests disrupting Melbourne.
12:48 AM · Apr 6, 2025

Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Heavy-handed response as usual from the police in Melbourne this morning against Australian, Israeli, Iranian and Indian counter-protesters booing a pro-Hamas protest

Policemen engaged in a wrestling match with an elderly Jewish lady holding an Israeli flag
4:00 AM · Apr 6, 2025

Menachem Vorchheimer
@MenachemV
Melbourne, Australia - @VictoriaPolice
surround an elderly Jewish lady & physically wrestle an Israeli flag from her in Melbourne
CBD
4:39 AM · Apr 6, 2025

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The PoLicE aRRe FrenZ!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (RIvkX)

174 70 66 J. K. Rowling was a feminist hero who was heavily into 3rd generation feminism and put it in her books.

She came out in a measured way against 4th generation feminism/trannyism and went from the left's hero to getting the Elon treatment...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:38 PM (t0Rmr)

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She still can't wait for Syrian asylum seekers to replace white Britons across her country, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

She has a weird hate towards white people, it's even in her non-Harry Potter book 'The Casual Vacancy'. So odd...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

175 "Well, I got the sexual deviancy. It's all I really wanted in the future."
-Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

Who are all you zombies?
Posted by: XTC

Heinlein did not concern himself much with history and instead believed bullshit like Margaret Meade and her free love bullshit, the Kinsey Report on sexual practices, etc. as legitimate social science rather than crap that it was. He started as a lefty and came as far as libertarianism because he hated Commie control more than he liked his ideas about socialized and scientifically managed economies. His second wife was also responsible for an attitude change as his first wife was an alcoholic mess and big leftie.

H. Beam Piper is far more prescient.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (ctrM5)

176 But but we thought yous would be happy watching those uppity lesbos getting their ass kicked.
- Some obscure Dem strategist tasked with attracting WM

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (/m17t)

177 because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda, or brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods
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Marijuana dispensaries FTW

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (Dv3i1)

I don't think that they would care, even if they accurately labeled it soma.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (i24o9)

178 Harriet Haynes and Lucy Smith.

Is this just AI generated news?

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (0HaGk)

179 Okay, where's that eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?
Posted by: Just the Punchline
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Some jokes never grow old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (XeU6L)

180 and while there are very few total women athletes at the to of their game being beaten by men

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Is this fact-based or an assumption? I don't know, but my assumption is that an average guy that was pretty good at something could fairly easily beat the best in the world whatever without much problem.

There was a reason they wouldn't let any of the Dude Perfect goofballs play tennis against Serena Williams in that episode and instead had them line up shoulder to shoulder and pretend they couldn't return her serves.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (zJgD/)

181 Men who think it's fair to compete against women don't need to be banned from sports. They need to be fired into the frigging sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2025 01:57 PM (rycch)

182 has anybody filed a complaint against Peirs?? they should just to show how crazy the laws are in the UK

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 07, 2025 01:57 PM (FCrpy)

183 180 Is this fact-based or an assumption? I don't know, but my assumption is that an average guy that was pretty good at something could fairly easily beat the best in the world whatever without much problem.

There was a reason they wouldn't let any of the Dude Perfect goofballs play tennis against Serena Williams in that episode and instead had them line up shoulder to shoulder and pretend they couldn't return her serves.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 01:56 PM (zJgD/)

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She once said herself that she'd be ranked 700 in the men's.

Ty (I watch way too much Dude Perfect because of my kids) is a natural athlete and very good at everything he puts his mind to physically.

He'd probably pwn her real bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

184 This bikini brunette at the beach wants to reassure all your Morons that even though she is not an athlete, she also is *not* a cross-dressing dude:
http://tiny.cc/bspf001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (WkNQM)

185
Heinlein did not concern himself much with history and instead believed bullshit like Margaret Meade and her free love bullshit,


I believe they still teach her crap as real in schools...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (t0Rmr)

186
lol.

I'd forgotten that your real name was Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

Same. I was just doing the bit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

187 184 This bikini brunette at the beach wants to reassure all your Morons that even though she is not an athlete, she also is *not* a cross-dressing dude:
http://tiny.cc/bspf001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (WkNQM)

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Built like a 12 year old boy.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

188 Can someone explain how the word bloody is asterikable word in Git Land?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (XV/Pl)

189 Is this fact-based or an assumption? I don't know, but my assumption is that an average guy that was pretty good at something could fairly easily beat the best in the world whatever without much problem.

There was a reason they wouldn't let any of the Dude Perfect goofballs play tennis against Serena Williams in that episode and instead had them line up shoulder to shoulder and pretend they couldn't return her serves.

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No, sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I'm not saying that top women athletes aren't frequently being beaten by men in most things. I'm saying that there are only so many top women athletes in the overall population such that even if all of them were strongly against it, they wouldn't themselves move the needle on the issue.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (B9Prs)

190 186
Same. I was just doing the bit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

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What is the origin of the bit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

191 This bikini brunette at the beach wants to reassure all your Morons that even though she is not an athlete, she also is *not* a cross-dressing dude:
http://tiny.cc/bspf001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (WkNQM)

I stand reassured.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

192 Gleason was also a big UFO believer. He had hundreds of books on the subject. His home in Westchester County, NY is UFO-themed.

Posted by: They're Out There at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (G5+As)

193 what the hell...

i'm right here guys...

damnit...

and i never denied the top tier could beat me, but i was damn good back when i was in shape and could actually lift...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:52 PM (v6XNT)

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lol.

I'd forgotten that your real name was Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)



it's why i love that joke so. everyone forgets.

that said, i just looked up the record back when i legit lifted in HS. I wasn't power lifting, and wasn't actually lifting all that much. I quit, not maxed - end of class period so i could have gone higher, at 365lb on a deadlift. the record for that year was 458lb.

so while i wasn't trained, and times have significantly changed, i was in the ball park, and probably would have maxed around 400+. with a bit of training, i could have been olympic champ if this insanity was allowed back then...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (v6XNT)

194 fit gals versus average guys:

https://tinyurl.com/49m2y67e

the fit gals really thought well of themselves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (tT6L1)

195 I loved The Color of Money. Great flick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (kxUKc)

196
There's significant overlap between women's sports and the locker room convention and while there are very few total women athletes at the to of their game being beaten by men, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more teenage girls who are made very uncomfortable that the creepy dude who she rejected last year has suddenly declared he's a girl and gets to see her change during gym class.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

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I can't find the link right now, but girls have already been betrayed by schools on this. A group of them did not want to undress in front of a fake-girl schoolmate in the locker room and at least one of them was ordered to take off her clothes in the locker room on the spot. School admins had no sympathy for these budding young bigotesses. I don't think there's been any followup on whether the parents intend to throw out the school board -- I'm guessing not.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (lCaJd)

197 Same. I was just doing the bit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

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What is the origin of the bit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

You wouldn't get it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

198 Never liked Heinlein or Herbert.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (0HaGk)

199 Just for "equity," these mediocre boys in masquerading as girls should be required to get their plumbing fixed before being allowed to compete. Snip, snip! Somehow I think that the rush into girls' sports by dudes would fall off precipitously.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (uY1j2)

200 Can someone explain how the word bloody is asterikable word in Git Land?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


It's from "By Our Lady," e.g., the Virgin Mary, and is therefore seen as blasphemous.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

201 149 “In Brave New World, Huxley centers on the scientific methodology for keeping all populations outside the elite minority in a permanently autistic-like condition actually in love with their servitude.

Posted by: Common Tater


Onr of the most shocking (for the time) scenes in Brave New World is right near the beginning, when a school principal is showing visitors around the state-run elementary school where little children were encouraged to play with each other's genitals and experiment with sex, as part of the official curriculum.

But even in his attempt to paint the most insane possible possible, Huxley underplayed it. In his book, at least the sex-play aming the children was heterosexual, and at least the children were :cisgendered," their naturally born biological boy-or-girl selves.

Fast forward to 2025, and it would a RELIEF to see a school that encouraged heterosexuality and cisgenderism. Huxley's extreme dystopian nightmare now seems reassuring conservative compared to the modern reality of school-mandated gender-swapping and perversion.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (pMi6S)

202 Never liked Heinlein or Herbert.
Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (0HaGk)
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I like Heinlein, at least before the late 70s.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (WkNQM)

203 > She once said herself that she'd be ranked 700 in the men's.

That was McEnroe ranking her in the 700s. Serena did say she would lose to Andy Murray 6-0 6-0 in a few minutes.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (lIio7)

204 Evil does seem to maintain power by suppressing the truth.

Posted by: MR. SPOCK at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (GhFyc)

205 As much as I liked Top Gun Maverick they made sure that DEI was in it as they wanted everyone to watch it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (VofaG)

206 You're supposed to say "you people wouldn't get it".

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 02:01 PM (0HaGk)

207 197 You wouldn't get it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

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*weeps bitterly but manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

208 Can someone explain how the word bloody is asterikable word in Git Land?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2025 01:59 PM (XV/Pl)

I think "bloody" over there is on the same level as "f*cking" is over here.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 07, 2025 02:01 PM (k9OZB)

209
Can someone explain how the word bloody is asterikable word in Git Land?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

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Probably suggests v!0l3nce.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:01 PM (lCaJd)

210 Three top career choices for mental defectives:
1. Participate in women's sports
2. Shoot up schools
3. Violence prone activist

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (wBaIH)

211 Does billiards really have to be separated by gender to begin with?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (/U5Yz)

Apparently yes.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 01:29 PM (VofaG)

Also chess.

It's not simply physical abilities that differ between men and women.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (N1tpc)

212 205 As much as I liked Top Gun Maverick they made sure that DEI was in it as they wanted everyone to watch it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (VofaG)

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Got us Monica Barbaro in a sports bra.

Good application of DEI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

213 Although I bet things like the balance beam in womens gymnastics that appears to be based almost entirely on their lower center of gravity should be safe in competitions for a while.

That's really the only one I can think of that works like that, though.

Also we're probably not supposed to notice that kind of thing.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (zJgD/)

214 The price of fortune cookies could double.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (njoQb)

215 Haynes beat Mary Talbot, who's also trans, since she is Larry Talbot in Wolfman form.

Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (NXYp1)

216 > Built like a 12 year old boy.

Dude, wut? She's got smallish boobs, but she's got nice birthing hips and feminine thighs.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (lIio7)

217 I had investment interests in eSodomy!

Posted by: President Autopen at April 07, 2025 02:02 PM (WJtks)

218 She once said herself that she'd be ranked 700 in the men's.

Ty (I watch way too much Dude Perfect because of my kids) is a natural athlete and very good at everything he puts his mind to physically.

He'd probably pwn her real bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman

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Yep. Imagine watching the best womens player in the entire history of the world losing match after match to some guy that hasn't played tennis since college.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 02:04 PM (zJgD/)

219 They think "fanny" is the actual hoo hah while we just think it's a very silly word for butt.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 02:04 PM (0HaGk)

220 ...I'm saying that there are only so many top women athletes in the overall population such that even if all of them were strongly against it, they wouldn't themselves move the needle on the issue.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

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Ah, thanks.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 02:05 PM (zJgD/)

221 Bobby Riggs threw his match with Billie Jean King to pay off his Mafia debts.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

222 Just for "equity," these mediocre boys in masquerading as girls should be required to get their plumbing fixed before being allowed to compete. Snip, snip! Somehow I think that the rush into girls' sports by dudes would fall off precipitously.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (uY1j2)

Snip nothing. Remove it with a rusty soup can lid. See how much of a true believer they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2025 02:05 PM (rycch)

223 166 146 People are stinkers generally with few natural saints.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ctrM5)

That's where beatings and killings come in, to make the stinkers straighten up.
Posted by: XTC
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Better to have society control bad behavior than government which is why shaming societies do better in the long run than coercive ones relying on government to control the baddies. Government has every incentive to expand the group of baddies until it is everyone not inside the government. Societal control may seem worse in the short run as cruel to non conformists in public but over time is the better option.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 02:05 PM (ctrM5)

224 218 Yep. Imagine watching the best womens player in the entire history of the world losing match after match to some guy that hasn't played tennis since college.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 02:04 PM (zJgD/)

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They do episodes entirely around him facing off against pro athletes for individual things.

One was just getting a hit off a Rangers pitcher.

Blind luck will do a lot in baseball, but not being used to the speed changes from 70mph to 95mph plus the curve will make it really hard to get any contact at all.

He got a hit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

225 Snip nothing. Remove it with a rusty soup can lid. See how much of a true believer they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2025 02:05 PM (rycch)
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Works for me. Show us they''re really committed to their fantasy. Make them own it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 02:06 PM (tT6L1)

226 Me and you and a dog named Barrel

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 02:06 PM (/m17t)

227 Tori Spelling? Yech.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

Yabutt...when duhddy is the biggest producer in Hollywood, princess gets her shot. Hence my comment

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 07, 2025 02:07 PM (FCbAQ)

228 If gender is unimportant, how can other things like age or weight be used as a discriminator?

Why can't 30 year old men enroll in high school sports? Why can't a 300 lb wrestler identify as a flyweight?

Aren't these all just artificial barriers waiting for someone brave enough to break them?

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 07, 2025 02:07 PM (PgPl0)

229 That's where beatings and killings come in, to make the stinkers straighten up.
Posted by: XTC at April 07, 2025 01:55 PM (UnA8+)

Except the beatings and killings more often get aimed at the non-stinkers because they're easier targets.

Posted by: Sad but true at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

230 >>> I think "bloody" over there is on the same level as "f*cking" is over here.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 07, 2025 02:01 PM (k9OZB)

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If that's the case, that little British school girl was cussing like a sailor over the price of ice cream.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (6TlG5)

231 The funny thing about nepotism is everyone complains about it and everyone does it.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (0HaGk)

232 Why can't 30 year old men enroll in high school sports? Why can't a 300 lb wrestler identify as a flyweight?

Aren't these all just artificial barriers waiting for someone brave enough to break them?
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 07, 2025 02:07 PM (PgPl0)
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Yes. And don't forget race. Why is someone who is merely "black-identifying" excluded from race-based scholarships? Is he not being dead-raced?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (WkNQM)

233 What happened to Black Monday?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (njoQb)

234 Hmm, our local theater is holding auditions. I wonder if they need to cast background scenery?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

235 At the very least the supporters of trannies competing in women's sports should agree that they should first be fully transitioned.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 02:09 PM (VofaG)

236 PFE is all the way down to its 2013 price, and pays a 7.5% dividend. Tempting.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 02:09 PM (JI10i)

237 Can someone explain how the word bloody is asterikable word in Git Land?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


It's from "By Our Lady," e.g., the Virgin Mary, and is therefore seen as blasphemous.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

If there’s anything modern Britain can’t tolerate, it’s blasphemy against Christianity.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 02:09 PM (l3YAf)

238 What happened to Black Monday?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (njoQb)
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Scheduling conflict. It's been delayed until next week.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:09 PM (WkNQM)

239 He got a hit.

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I don't know any names but I know there's a tubby guy.

I would've put her up against him, with one practice match so he could learn the rules and how to hold the racquet.

GO!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women only need 1200 calories per day at April 07, 2025 02:09 PM (zJgD/)

240 Just for "equity," these mediocre boys in masquerading as girls should be required to get their plumbing fixed before being allowed to compete. Snip, snip! Somehow I think that the rush into girls' sports by dudes would fall off precipitously.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (uY1j2)

Snip nothing. Remove it with a rusty soup can lid. See how much of a true believer they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2025 02:05 PM (rycch)

How about just putting them in a mental institution?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 02:10 PM (i24o9)

241 "What happened to Black Monday?"

Cramer prevented it by predicting it. Hail Cramer!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 02:10 PM (JI10i)

242 I like Heinlein, at least before the late 70s.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

His juveniles have most of the perviness excluded but you see the remnants of his worship of technology in his Future History series of stories and his early novellas like Revolution 2100.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 02:10 PM (ctrM5)

243 > PFE is all the way down to its 2013 price, and pays a 7.5% dividend. Tempting.

DON'T SELL YOUR SOUL!!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 02:10 PM (lIio7)

244 243 DON'T SELL YOUR SOUL!!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 02:10 PM (lIio7)

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But I already married the ginger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking for laughs with Ivan Reitman at April 07, 2025 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

245 What happened to Black Monday?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (njoQb)
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Scheduling conflict. It's been delayed until next week.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:09 PM (WkNQM)

It was lost in the White Sales. Those who called for it are now singing the blues, looking at the red in their protest accounts.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 02:11 PM (VNX3d)

246 Tori Spelling? Yech.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 01:54 PM (77rzZ)

Yabutt...when duhddy is the biggest producer in Hollywood, princess gets her shot. Hence my comment
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 07, 2025 02:07 PM (FCbAQ)

kind of feel sorry for her as mom cut off the money from the Spelling estate after Pops died.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2025 02:11 PM (VofaG)

247 Most "feminists" are accepting the Trans stuff so I decided not to care.. If they don't why should I.. Besides I hated Title IX...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 02:11 PM (VE6XX)

248 243 I don't care. It's all about making money. I'm looking at MO too.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 02:12 PM (JI10i)

249 Gallagher, a state champion last year, finished at 57.62 in the 400 meters, with Franklin High School's Kinnaly Souphanthong coming in second at 1:05.72. Gallagher's teammate, Quinnan Schaefer, was behind Souphanthong at 1:07.13.

In the 200-meter race, Gallagher finished in first place at 25.76, followed by teammate Addyson Skyles at 27.31.
________

I gotta say, those times are still pretty shitty, even for girls. I'm surprised he didn't lose.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2025 02:12 PM (Dm8we)

250 Yeah, as others have noted.... 4' 8" pretty much sucks for a 14 or 15 years old (JV) boy.

Hell, a High Hurdle is 42 inches.... 3' 6"...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2025 02:12 PM (QAkQ3)

251
if these "girls" sports are going to allow men to compete, then they should be shut down, and girls (and men in wigs) should just compete against men.

================

Precisely, ace. As Ted Cruz asked, why does women's sports exist?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:12 PM (lCaJd)

252 Did anybody see this. Someone in the state department must have lost big money on underdog sports in the Duke game over the weekend. The starting center is being considered for deportation.

Posted by: mishdog at April 07, 2025 02:13 PM (2yUKc)

253 242 I like Heinlein, at least before the late 70s.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

His juveniles have most of the perviness excluded but you see the remnants of his worship of technology in his Future History series of stories and his early novellas like Revolution 2100.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 02:10 PM (ctrM5)

It was an optimistic time, techno-futurism was still a thing. I don't ding him for that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

254 Some company called Colossal Biosciences claims they have successfully husbanded a pair of dire wolves using CRISPR.

http://tiny.cc/bupf001

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 02:15 PM (lIio7)

255 His juveniles have most of the perviness excluded but you see the remnants of his worship of technology in his Future History series of stories and his early novellas like Revolution 2100.
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 02:10 PM (ctrM5)


Science Fiction was born out of technocracy, it only got better because editors like Campbell wanted better stories. And speaking from having read lots of early scifi, Heinlein was a good early writer with a minimum amount of cringingly bad moments

Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 02:15 PM (D7oie)

256 What happened to Black Monday?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:08 PM (njoQb)

It's BIPOC Monday now.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 07, 2025 02:15 PM (FCbAQ)

257 > But I already married the ginger.

Ah. Well, carry on then.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 02:15 PM (lIio7)

258 *googly eyes *

@Breaking911 3m
BREAKING: Fire breaks out at Baltimore/Washington International Airport (BWI); cause unknown

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2025 02:16 PM (mlg/3)

259 Who cares...kiddie sports today is all about self aggrandizement and lookee me! lookee me! with the parents of these Monster Children rushing out to buy the expensive uniforms and what not to relive their childhoods when they were ignored little shits with no athletic ability whatsoever while the Coach Pederast is lining up his next victim.

Hope the Shemales, Trannies, Lady Bois and Fags take it first place.

Posted by: No Fucks To Give at April 07, 2025 02:16 PM (ekEaX)

260 Other than Girls Softball, I can't think of any women's sport I like to watch. Women's tennis was nice when the chicks were cute. Not so much anymore.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 07, 2025 02:17 PM (pZ64F)

261 Can someone explain how the word bloody is asterikable word in Git Land?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

==============

Probably suggests v!0l3nce.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:01 PM (lCaJd)

Blood of Christ, technically. Strange that Brits still consider that profanity

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2025 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

262 It's like every comical absurdity you could think of back in the 60s through the 90s has been put into reality by the post-modern left.

Millions and millions of people around this country and the world playacting themselves into a disturbing, dystopian, queer reality show farce staged in an open-air drag club, all because the TV told them to be more like the TV and they went along with it because they think it makes them cool.

"All the word's a stage, and all the men and women merely players; they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."

F*ck you for that one, Willy, if you even existed.
You gave them the idea and now they won't even teach your plays in college.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:18 PM (6ydKt)

263 It's from "By Our Lady," e.g., the Virgin Mary, and is therefore seen as blasphemous.
Posted by: Bulg
--------

Obligatory Super Tramp cut:

https://shorter.me/4Dqra

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2025 02:19 PM (XeU6L)

264 Colossal would be a good name for a voting machine software name.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at April 07, 2025 02:19 PM (m97zU)

265
Piers Morgan has slammed the Ultimate Pool Group after two transgender women...

A.K.A. two gay men, or a.k.a. two fags.

I used to call them fake women, but all these trannies are just fruits pretending they're not fruits.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:19 PM (7D215)

266 Why can't we just get a troon only league and let them compete?

Oh right; because the men wouldn't be showering with the women.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2025 02:20 PM (lXCUP)

267
Probably suggests v!0l3nce.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:01 PM (lCaJd)

Blood of Christ, technically. Strange that Brits still consider that profanity
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

==============

I imagine the connection is so thin that it's not considered profanity any more than "gad zukes" or "darn" or "gee whiz" are. I'm making a wild guess that it's another term that hair-tr!gger (see what I did there?) lefties are trying to end as they march through the English vocabulary and get us to Newspeak.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:20 PM (lCaJd)

268 Can we move on to Odds Bodkins?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2025 02:20 PM (XeU6L)

269 "All the word's a stage, and all the men and women merely players; they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."

F*ck you for that one, Willy, if you even existed.
You gave them the idea and now they won't even teach your plays in college.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:18 PM (6ydKt)

All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each anothers audience upon the gilded stage.
Sum Canadian dood

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 07, 2025 02:20 PM (FCbAQ)

270 Why can't we just get a troon only league and let them compete?

Oh right; because the men wouldn't be showering with the women.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2025 02:20 PM (lXCUP)
++++
I doubt it. The main motivation is guaranteed victory.

Assume three leagues:
1. Men
2. Women
3. Freak show. Anything goes. Men, women, trannies, furries, roid freaks, whatever. Open show.

There'd be basically no demand for participation in group 3. No guaranteed win.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:21 PM (WkNQM)

271 264 Colossal would be a good name for a voting machine software name.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot

Sorry. Dominion wins that contest.

Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at April 07, 2025 02:21 PM (G5+As)

272 Dow positive.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:22 PM (njoQb)

273 Monday of color

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2025 02:22 PM (63Dwl)

274 Colossal Cheat-Tolerant[tm] Election-Fudging Enterprise Software Framework. Now includes HeyYouWon! API suite.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 02:22 PM (JI10i)

275 Willy, if you even existed.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Nobody has ever maintained that Shakespeare never existed. It's just been the authorship of his plays that is contested.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

276
Blood of Christ, technically. Strange that Brits still consider that profanity
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
----
Pretty much anything that could remotely be considered blasphemy or taking the Lord's name in vain is prohibited in old blighty.

Watch the older eps of Top Gear. They'll always express amazement by saying "God above!" or "God's Truth!" ('struth!), "Jesus Wept!" etc.

It's "better" than just saying the name alone.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2025 02:23 PM (8jeiN)

277 It's othering. Rock bottom, pick the side you're against.
Vaxed/not vaxed, black/white, fat/thin, short/tall, married/single, religious/agnostic, rich/poor, male/female.

Posted by: old chick at April 07, 2025 02:23 PM (F3Dlr)

278 Colossal would be a good name for a voting machine software name.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot

Sorry. Dominion wins that contest.
Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at April 07, 2025 02:21 PM (G5+As)


I would have gone with Presto Chango myself, but the marketing guys wanted subtle.

Posted by: BINO at April 07, 2025 02:23 PM (FCbAQ)

279 The fire at BWI was contained about 11:30 this morning.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

280 ++++
I doubt it. The main motivation is guaranteed victory.

Assume three leagues:
1. Men
2. Women
3. Freak show. Anything goes. Men, women, trannies, furries, roid freaks, whatever. Open show.

There'd be basically no demand for participation in group 3. No guaranteed win.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:21 PM (WkNQM)

In addition to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, include a prize for craziest contestant.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 02:24 PM (VNX3d)

281 Serena did say she would lose to Andy Murray 6-0 6-0 in a few minutes.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 07, 2025 02:00 PM (lIio7)


She's just like me!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 07, 2025 02:24 PM (eb5mD)

282 Those Williams sisters both had nice racks, though.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

283 A minor rant, as I noted earlier, I am at my mother in laws to take her to a doctor's appointment this afternoon and I am being forcibly exposed to the network news and they just did a whole screed about the El Salvadoran gangbanger that got 'unlawfully' deported back. It is noting but a pack of lies. The guy was ordered deported in 2019 and because he admitted to be a gangmember, the immigration judge noted that he could be deported anywhere but El Salvador because the rival gang was running wild at that time. Obviously the administration didn't completely read the now 5 year old deportation ruling and that is the extent of the fucking illegality of it.

This guy is a turd that needs to be flushed. Bring him back, hold a new hearing and note that ES has crushed the rival gang and then order him sent to ES.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 02:26 PM (bdhKV)

284
Pretty much anything that could remotely be considered blasphemy or taking the Lord's name in vain is prohibited in old blighty.

Posted by: ballistic

=============

Wuuut? Then how is "bloody" bloody everywhere? I wouldn't know "bloody" as a swear word if it weren't for Brits using it all the time. Is it usually bleeped or asterisked in the UK?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:26 PM (lCaJd)

285 Those Williams sisters both had nice racks, though.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

Which one had the penis...Serena or Venus?

Posted by: Big Mike Obama, Hung and Taped at April 07, 2025 02:27 PM (ekEaX)

286 282 Serena had very nice rotator cuffs. Impressive.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 02:27 PM (JI10i)

287 Both.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:27 PM (njoQb)

288 Assume three leagues:
1. Men
2. Women
3. Freak show. Anything goes. Men, women, trannies, furries, roid freaks, whatever. Open show.

#3 would be a hoot to watch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 02:27 PM (kxUKc)

289 O**s Bodk*ns.

We're trying to clean it up in here a little.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 02:27 PM (0HaGk)

290 All this does is isolate actual women that don't want to justify being female. They are to blame apparently.

The male fake is allowed, accepted and in most of the cases protected.

Othering - it's what's cool.

Posted by: old chick at April 07, 2025 02:28 PM (F3Dlr)

291 For every guy in girls sports in school there are two or three boys dressed like girls with makeup on. I’ve seen it at my son’s school.

What kind of fucked up parent would do that?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2025 02:28 PM (P0qzp)

292
O**s Bodk*ns.

We're trying to clean it up in here a little.
Posted by: eleven

=============

lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:28 PM (lCaJd)

293 "Which one had the penis...Serena or Venus?"

She's got it. Yeah baby she's got it.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2025 02:29 PM (0HaGk)

294 Nobody has ever maintained that Shakespeare never existed. It's just been the authorship of his plays that is contested.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

-- --

OK well, I'll amend it:
Willy, or Kit Marlowe, or whoever wrote that line:

F*ck you for that quote, but I quite agree with you killing all the lawyers first.

.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:29 PM (6ydKt)

295 YouTube Longbow Guy.


https://is.gd/rHY57L

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:29 PM (njoQb)

296 This tranny sports movement only has one ultimate endpoint. First the transition period, where we have actual men's sports and fake men's sports, which used to be called women's sports but is now the exclusive home of trannies, because women can't compete at their level. But that's a short term situation because no one actually wants to see that shit, so it will die from complete lack of interest at all levels, just as women's sports will die as no women train to go into it in their teen years anymore. (why bother?)
And in the end, we'll be back where we were before WW2; there will only be organized Men's sports, and all the other stuff will just have been a bad dream that's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2025 02:31 PM (uWKK8)

297 For those questioning the where abouts
Not to worry. of Pam Bondi. Pamela Jo is on defense AND micro managing idiots

https://tinyurl.com/mry32v79
https://tinyurl.com/4hepwuk6

AG Bondi is not a squish.
Bondi cut her teeth in the Florida legal system. Hard core law and order ccw state.
Not to worry.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 02:31 PM (/m17t)

298 For every guy in girls sports in school there are two or three boys dressed like girls with makeup on. I’ve seen it at my son’s school.

What kind of fucked up parent would do that?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2025 02:28 PM (P0qzp)


Bitter ex-wives. Fucking over the progeny and getting social clout.

Posted by: BINO at April 07, 2025 02:31 PM (FCbAQ)

299 The Real Tyner:
youtube.com/watch?v=P5Y0sBc3WYE

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 02:31 PM (JI10i)

300 The guy that the woman fencer refused to compete against -- finished in the middle of the pack ... like 17th. But he still should not be there at all.

In due time all women's records will be held by men, unless the insanity ends.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2025 02:31 PM (Cus5s)

301 F*ck you for that quote, but I quite agree with you killing all the lawyers first.

.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I thought it was kill all the golfers.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at April 07, 2025 02:32 PM (G5+As)

302
What of darts?
That's another stupid fake "sport?"

I reckon men have the advantage in dart throwing, too. I'll bet my left nut there's lots of gay men in Women's darts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:33 PM (7D215)

303 "In due time all women's records will be held by men, unless the insanity ends."

Competitive Fartclamming could go either way.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 02:33 PM (JI10i)

304
And bowling?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:33 PM (7D215)

305 You'd think this sort of think would cause the retards that inhabit the WNBA ranks to shut their pieholes. But 'tards gotta 'tard. Angel Reese demanding more money and threatening to go on strike is like...well, it's hard to even think of anything else that's remotely as stupid.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2025 02:34 PM (XMwZJ)

306 Gun Owners of America
@GunOwners
12m
🚨BREAKING🚨

Kash Patel has officially repealed ATF’s tyrannical “Zero Tolerance” Policy.

This policy was used to unlawfully shut down hundreds of gun stores and build an illegal, digital registry of out-of-business records.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2025 02:34 PM (2lp6s)

307 Ah, 2025, where women are women and some men are too.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2025 02:34 PM (IDphi)

308
Didn't someone clever here last week determine that the only "sport" in which women can be better than men in is Curling?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:35 PM (7D215)

309 You'd think this sort of think would cause the retards that inhabit the WNBA ranks to shut their pieholes. But 'tards gotta 'tard. Angel Reese demanding more money and threatening to go on strike is like...well, it's hard to even think of anything else that's remotely as stupid.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2025 02:34 PM (XMwZJ)

She's moving from the WNBA to Women's bowling, in order to make strikes?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 02:35 PM (VNX3d)

310 New tweet by Trump:
Fuck deez judges.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 02:35 PM (/m17t)

311 With 195 members, the Congressional Equality Caucus became the largest caucus during the 118th United States Congress session. (Wikipedia)

The session convened in Washington, DC, on January 3, 2023, and ended on January 3, 2025, during the final two years of Joe Biden's presidency.

Posted by: L - No nic, adores both Musk and Miller. at April 07, 2025 02:36 PM (NFX2v)

312 I thought it was kill all the golfers.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at April 07, 2025 02:32 PM (G5+As)

-- --

Well, if you're going after the lawyers, unfortunately a lot of good golfers are going to be collateral damage due to proximity alone.

It's a sad thing, yes, but sometimes people have to take one for the team.

I'm afraid we're going to lose a few bartenders as well.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:36 PM (6ydKt)

313
In due time all women's records will be held by gay men, unless the insanity ends.
Posted by: illiniwek


Repaired.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:36 PM (7D215)

314 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:37 PM (njoQb)

315 308
Didn't someone clever here last week determine that the only "sport" in which women can be better than men in is Curling?
Posted by: Soothsayer

It's the sweeping 🧹 amiright?

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM (IDphi)

316 Didn't someone clever here last week determine that the only "sport" in which women can be better than men in is Curling?

I'll put my Car-Mella up against any gal with a dick in the sport of Tonsil Hockey.

Posted by: SOME GUY NAMED WILLIE at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM (GhFyc)

317 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Figure skating.

Posted by: NBC at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM (9O5em)

318 The only fair thing is to have just one league for both men, women, and whatever. Women are the slaying queens and can do everything better than men. Just ask them. This would save money and time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM (17s+e)

319 317 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Figure skating.

Posted by: NBC at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM (9O5em)

Gymnastics

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

320 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:37 PM (njoQb)
---------------

I dunno about that. Figure skating seems to be pretty popular.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM (tT6L1)

321 Hoe the fuck did the Scandis even invent curling?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM (njoQb)

322 319 317 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Figure skating.

Posted by: NBC at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM (9O5em)

Gymnastics
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

Graco-Roman Wrestling

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM (VNX3d)

323 314 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:37 PM (njoQb)
Yes there is... Interior design, Fashion, Flower arranging...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (VE6XX)

324 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Figure skating.


Spring board and platform diving.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (IDphi)

325 I see the horde mind saw "gay sports" and "figure skating" rather quickly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (tT6L1)

326 3. Freak show. Anything goes. Men, women, trannies, furries, roid freaks, whatever. Open show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Great idea, except the sports / entertainment industry is no longer about attracting viewers or making money.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (j4U/Z)

327 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Figure skating.

Posted by: NBC at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM (9O5em)

Gymnastics
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM


Olympic diving.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (bdhKV)

328 Soccer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (njoQb)

329 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Figure skating.
Posted by: NBC at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM


What would Brian Boitano do, if here were here right now?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (bFu5X)

330 On the bright side if we let the men completely humiliate women in sports they may come to realize that coming home to Make Me a Samich is their only purpose in life like God intended.

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 02:41 PM (/m17t)

331
It's the sweeping 🧹 amiright?
Posted by: Archer


Indubitably.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:41 PM (7D215)

332 F*ck you for that quote, but I quite agree with you killing all the lawyers first.
===

Used to be in that club but there is a new better club. KILL ALL THE NEWS MEDIA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 07, 2025 02:42 PM (17s+e)

333
But, you know what?

While women might dominate Curling, even against gay men, I'll bet my left nut that a ROOMBA can defeat ANY Curling "champion."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:42 PM (7D215)

334 Ace must be brewing up a really long post.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

335 327 There really isn't demand for gay men's sports.

Figure skating.

Posted by: NBC at April 07, 2025 02:38 PM (9O5em)

Gymnastics
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2025 02:39 PM

Olympic diving.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (bdhKV)

Fag Football

Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (Tn7Ji)

336 It can be lunch.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (IDphi)

337 Afternoon nap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (njoQb)

338 NOOD FAKE JAKE TAPPER

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (WkNQM)

339 Nood. Fake Tapper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (bFu5X)

340 NOOD Tapper

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (VNX3d)

341


noood gay fake newser

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (7D215)

342 Freak show. Anything goes. Men, women, trannies, furries, roid freaks, whatever. Open show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
________

Bring back MXC.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (Dm8we)

343
Hoe the fuck did the Scandis even invent curling?
Posted by: Boss Moss

================

People invent whatever kooky shyte their cultures and environments give them, I guess. Did you ever see this parody of British sport?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (lCaJd)

344 "In due time all women's records will be held by men, unless the insanity ends."

So? Who cares? Fucking Karens support this crap so the sooner these guys destroy women's sports, the better. Karens want to wreck everything normal people like so it seems poetic justice that their pet freaks wreck something they enjoy.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (2J/Lj)

345 What would Brian Boitano do, if here were here right now?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2025 02:40 PM (bFu5X)

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Kiss Greg Louganis?

Posted by: ShainS -- If Elon Bought Planned Parenthood, The Left Would Hate Abortion at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (Vc33R)

346 I recently read Heinlein’s The Number of the Beast. It started out as an interesting adventure story with attractive protagonists. About three quarters of the way through he literally stopped writing the story and rickrolled it into talking nonstop about sex.

Then he realized he’s never finished the story and had one character in passing say, oh, yeah, nothing to resolve that never happened.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (ZF4lN)

347 Afternoon nap.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 02:43 PM (njoQb)
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Ace is probably a younger 29 than most of us, hence naps not needed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 07, 2025 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

348 308
Didn't someone clever here last week determine that the only "sport" in which women can be better than men in is Curling?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 02:35 PM (7D215)

The Norwegian Men's Curling team slay with their kit, though. The women's is nowhere near as cool.

Posted by: Moki at April 07, 2025 02:45 PM (wLjpr)

349 Well the king of England founded the Church of England. So there was a state religion. Blasphemy laws etc. They won't let you invoke the blood of Christ over broadcast airwaves. However, now they will allow Catholics to testify in court. So very modern these days.

Posted by: Id say something about priest holes but you lot would take it badly at April 07, 2025 02:45 PM (jwdCl)

350 Didn't someone clever here last week determine that the only "sport" in which women can be better than men in is Curling?

I don't follow the sport, but I've seen claims that women are better ultra-runners when it gets to ridiculous distances, like 200 miles.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 02:46 PM (7a3bZ)

351 Well rack my balls! Imma sink that shot off of a bank and two rails.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at April 07, 2025 02:46 PM (fY84s)

352 Pocket pool

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2025 02:46 PM (XNkRi)

353 Police are employees of the City. Generally employees do what the check writer tells them to do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 02:46 PM (8JosV)

354 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
Woman at a McDonald’s throws a basket of fries and then all ketchup breaks loose.

https://tinyurl.com/54txv5jx

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2025 02:47 PM (NpAcC)

355 Wow Jack Pro putting it out there on RAV.
Steve Bannons War Room is THE command center. Tip of the spear.
Plus Natalie Winters has a Fab set of Ta's

Posted by: I was Gumby Damn It! at April 07, 2025 02:50 PM (/m17t)

356 Generally employees do what the check writer tells them to do.
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Unless those employees are under tha age of 25. Then they do whatever the heck they can get away with....

Posted by: Id say something about priest holes but you lot would take it badly at April 07, 2025 02:54 PM (jwdCl)

357 I recently read Heinlein’s The Number of the Beast. It started out as an interesting adventure story with attractive protagonists. About three quarters of the way through he literally stopped writing the story and rickrolled it into talking nonstop about sex.

Then he realized he’s never finished the story and had one character in passing say, oh, yeah, nothing to resolve that never happened.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2025 02:44 PM (ZF4lN)
++++
We was so enamored with "Time Enough For Love" that he decided to write it again, just way worse and much stupider.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2025 02:55 PM (WkNQM)

358 Yeah, my 401k is in the shitter, but girls shouldn’t play boy sports

Posted by: Christ at April 07, 2025 02:59 PM (bRIRu)

359 Good shots of the floor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 03:03 PM (8JosV)

360 We was so enamored with "Time Enough For Love" that he decided to write it again, just way worse and much stupider.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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To be fair, Heinlein nearly died during the late sixties, early 70's from a blocked carotid artery. Explains his worst novel, I Will Fear No Evil.

Somewhere along the late 50's and early 1960's Heinlein decided to use his art to send a message which affected his story telling. His first abortive novel, To Us the Living aka Variable Star or somesuch is a prime example of bad art.

Some of it was good--Starship Troopers or Mistress but most of it was bad.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)

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