Lazy Monday Cafe

Bonneville salt flats, Utah
by @OpenShutter21

"Penguins" queue up for grifting season.

A fisherman's greatest weapon is patience. Patience and bait. Patience, bait, and a nearly fanatical devotion to the pope are a fisherman's greatest weapons.

Guardian dog is given a World's Best Boss morning licking. Boy I miss the 80s.

Petting and stroking a spotted moray eel, for some reason. At least it looks like a spotted moray eel to me.

Parenting.

Puppies on a slide. Raccoon in a drop-tube, which is an amusement ride he just made up. Doggo uses subway stairs for a game of Self-Fetch.

Disabled dog enjoys the beach.

Border collie herds a golden.

I brought a fren over for Thanksgiving!

Baby likes the new glasses and boy is he a ladykiller now.

Ruffpunzel.

Nosey.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/lWkLIdpk5p
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 7, 2025

Puppy’s having fun together.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/KSvYM9ufyQ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 6, 2025

😂 pic.twitter.com/J9cnZujtrb
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 6, 2025

Holding hands.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/eUG07QNHFk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 5, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 08:24 PM

Comments

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1 I nooded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 08:24 PM (i24o9)

2 Awwww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

3 Penguins are exercising to defend the border !

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2025 08:25 PM (g47mK)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2025 08:26 PM (ypFCm)

5 Penguins are exercising to defend the border !
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2025 08:25 PM (g47mK)
---
...or invade it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2025 08:26 PM (cweKM)

6
They are going to tell us 1) Jesus would be against US tariffs, and 2) US tariffs contribute to global warming.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 08:26 PM (7D215)

7 Left! l Left! Left, right, left!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2025 08:27 PM (g47mK)

8 ..or invade it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2025 08:26 PM (cweKM)

They don't need to invade! Penguins are welcome everywhere!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2025 08:27 PM (g47mK)

9 That disabled dog cart is kind of like one J see in the neighborhood, guy walks w dogs and 1 has a cart like that

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2025 08:27 PM (ypFCm)

10 "At least it looks like a spotted moray eel to me."

Puhleeeze look away while I finish putting on these pants! Sheesh.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 08:28 PM (JI10i)

11 Alt headline: Trump walks on water.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 08:28 PM (J8GRn)

12 I don't have to get up early but fading fast now

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2025 08:28 PM (ypFCm)

13 The smell ... the smell.

Posted by: Col. Kurz, walking into the Cafe, even before seeing penguins at April 07, 2025 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

14 >>>Raccoon in a drop-tube

Sounds dirty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 08:29 PM (i24o9)

15 Main page loading is extremely fucked right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 08:30 PM (8zz6B)

16 subhead: Trump can't swim.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 07, 2025 08:30 PM (J8GRn)

17 Bonneville salt flats, Utah

I see salt.

I see flat.

I don't see a Bonneville. Or any other Pontiac.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

18 Ace, I believe your identification of a Gymnothorax moringa is correct.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

19 MOJO Magazine @MOJOmagazine 7h
Clem Burke: “I’m a rock’n’roller at heart…”
In remembrance of @BlondieOfficial drummer @clem_burke, who has sadly passed away aged 70, MOJO revisits a career-spanning interview with the pop kings and queen of New York new wave.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:31 PM (/tzYP)

20 "Penguins" queue up for grifting season.

I read that as "grilling" season, so I clicked...

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 08:32 PM (ZZOOb)

21 My marmot has emerged from hibernation. He helps all he can, but it still looks like the lawn will need a mowing by this weekend already.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 08:32 PM (JI10i)

22 ...or invade it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2025 08:26 PM

They're Storm Troopers for Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2025 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

23 They are going to tell us 1) Jesus would be against US tariffs, and 2) US tariffs contribute to global warming.
Posted by: Soothsayer

1) is a hard sell with that "Render unto Caesar" quote.

2) Fact check: true. All the liberal hair burning will warm the globe slightly.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 08:35 PM (DgGvY)

24 Nikkei index (Tokyo stock market) opens up 6%
The great crash of 2025 is over.
Leftists tears will be delicious.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 08:36 PM (MmH/W)

25
Here's one of those dog ball thrower machines I was talking to myself earlier about:

https://is.gd/7FFxGk

Sounds like it's about to take off from Runway 17.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 08:37 PM (7D215)

26 Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2025 08:37 PM (ypFCm)

27 Petting and stroking a spotted moray eel, for some reason.

The reason is right there. It's amoray.

When you swim in the sea,
And an eel bites your knee.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

28 Murphy loved being the only pup that got to ride to town. She knew that I would take her for a sausage biscuit so she would get in my lap, put her paws on my shoulder and give me a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2025 08:38 PM (XNkRi)

29 It is a spotted moray.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 07, 2025 08:38 PM (LkLld)

30 My marmot has emerged from hibernation.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment

The Paolo is, how you say, impressed with your euphemism.

Posted by: Paolo at April 07, 2025 08:39 PM (DgGvY)

31 >>>Petting and stroking a spotted moray eel . . . .

You'll get hairy palms.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2025 08:39 PM (i24o9)

32 MOJO Magazine @MOJOmagazine 7h
Clem Burke: “I’m a rock’n’roller at heart…”
In remembrance of @BlondieOfficial drummer @clem_burke, who has sadly passed away aged 70, MOJO revisits a career-spanning interview with the pop kings and queen of New York new wave.

His drumming on the song "Dreaming" is some of the greatest drumming you will ever hear rock music. Seriously, listening to that song will make you break speed laws and get shit done.

It's like an audio triple-espresso.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 07, 2025 08:40 PM (tOso8)

33
Greyhounds are so cute.

But watch the dog in the background reaction to the noise of the ball thrower machine. Doggo is like WTF?

https://is.gd/uDzz3m

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2025 08:40 PM (7D215)

34 "The great crash of 2025 is over."

If copper and oil rebound, the crash is definitely over. If they don't, well, yay for lower commodity prices at least.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 08:40 PM (JI10i)

35 Someone was asking for a bat story earlier.

https://youtu.be/OmkLCRxovIw

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 08:41 PM (VNX3d)

36 I spent the night in the Bonneville salt flats about 35 years ago.

Our just-purchased $600 car broke down on the way to Berkeley to sell tye-dye t-shirts at a Grateful Dead show, but that's a story for another time.

What a long strange trip that was.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 07, 2025 08:43 PM (tOso8)

37 Awww...sniff....sniff...
Holding hands reminds me of 'ol Joe. Been gone three months now.
:-(

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 08:44 PM (W/lyH)

38 Disabled dog enjoys the beach.

Awwww. I thought he was stuck with the one gimpy wheel, but it turned out fine!

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 08:44 PM (DgGvY)

39 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_8h
PORTLAND, OREGON - A dog was caught on camera tidying up his toys all by himself, much to the delight of his dog-training influencer mom, Amanda Dieu. Her dog Ayce diligently cleaned up his toys before flopping down on the couch when the job's done. (ABC)

https://tinyurl.com/a9kcka4k
1:35 minutes; LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:44 PM (/tzYP)

40 And a dog "fight":

https://youtu.be/q2wF0vTtkRM

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 08:44 PM (VNX3d)

41 Sad. I really liked Clem Burke. AKA Elvis Ramone.

Posted by: Bayonne's Finest at April 07, 2025 08:45 PM (G5+As)

42 I do not think Oil will rebound, because the Saudis just threw in the towel on trying to restrain production. But this is great economic news; it’s a massive cut to inflation, plus it also wrecks Irans ability to finance all of its war projects.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2025 08:45 PM (ngbZu)

43 I be pruods to announce twoday the Bratttleboro City Goverment passed alaw to pretect al Childrin of Coler froms being exported backs to there be homes county.

It be called the ... CoCPA two pretect thses be childrin from Tump.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2025 08:47 PM (A2iSa)

44 I do not think Oil will rebound, because the Saudis just threw in the towel on trying to restrain production. But this is great economic news; it’s a massive cut to inflation, plus it also wrecks Irans ability to finance all of its war projects.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Russia's probably less than thrilled, too.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 08:48 PM (DgGvY)

45 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Mar 16
The phrase ‘to curry favour’ has nothing to do either with the Indian dish or favours. ‘Curry’ here means ‘to rub down, stroke, or comb a horse’ and ‘favour’ comes from ‘Fauvel’, the name of a horse king from a medieval French satire that was highly susceptible to flattery.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:49 PM (/tzYP)

46 Who thought it was food curry?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2025 08:49 PM (8HNt+)

47 SPONGE!!!

Quite Interesting @qikipedia Mar 14
When filming Lawrence of Arabia, Peter O’Toole found camel-riding so uncomfortable that he padded his saddle with sponge rubber. The local Bedouin nicknamed him ‘Abu-'Isfanj’, meaning ‘father of the sponge’.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:50 PM (/tzYP)

48 >>>Russia's probably less than thrilled, too.
Posted by: mikeski
---

Putin said that O'Biden helped his economy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 08:51 PM (8JosV)

49 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Mar 13
Your morning cup of coffee is not actually making you more alert. It is counteracting the caffeine withdrawal that has occurred overnight.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:52 PM (/tzYP)

50 Her dog Ayce diligently cleaned up his toys before flopping down on the couch when the job's done.
Posted by: andycanuck

I don't recognize the breed. But if it's a herding dog, or that trait is dominant, that's not surprising behavior. A friend's dog did that, without being trained, except he would pile all the toys in his doggie bed. He'd be all verklempt if his toys were in different rooms in the house and not all herded together.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 08:52 PM (DgGvY)

51 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Mar 13
Your morning cup of coffee is not actually making you more alert. It is counteracting the caffeine withdrawal that has occurred overnight.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:52 PM (/tzYP)

The person who claims this lies and does not actually drink coffee.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 08:53 PM (D7oie)

52 Republicans who complain about the tariffs will now be known as Panicans, Repanicans, or just whiny little bitches.
_Donald J. Trump
President, United States of America

https://tinyurl.com/2dhznw8j

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 08:54 PM (8JosV)

53 He'd be all verklempt if his toys were in different rooms in the house and not all herded together.
----
Cool. My nephew's mixed-mutt dog tries to herd party guests [like at Christmas] into the room with the most people in it.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:57 PM (/tzYP)

54 Trying to get the English translation of Le Roman de Fauvel but archive.org is pissy right now. Sounds like it might be a fun read.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 08:58 PM (JI10i)

55 Quite Interesting @qikipedia Mar 13
Your morning cup of coffee is not actually making you more alert. It is counteracting the caffeine withdrawal that has occurred overnight.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:52 PM (/tzYP)

The person who claims this lies and does not actually drink coffee.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2025 08:53 PM (D7oie)

Anyone who believes this probably votes for Bernie Sanders and sings The Internationale every night.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2025 08:59 PM (W/lyH)

56 "Don't Tread on Me"
🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:59 PM (/tzYP)

57 Cool. My nephew's mixed-mutt dog tries to herd party guests [like at Christmas] into the room with the most people in it.
Posted by: andycanuck

My late corgi liked everyone where he could keep an eye on us. He was always positioned strategically so he knew where we all were.

Posted by: Tuna at April 07, 2025 09:01 PM (lJ0H4)

58 I hear that Hollywood is working on a new archeological adventure movie, called Indiana Bones and Lost City.

So far, all they have is the skeleton of the story.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

59 Anything I can lay off for a 22 hour withdrawal ain't much of a thang.
Coffee in the morning. Food in the afternoon. Wimmens... I takes them when I can gets them.
Likker... same thing.

Posted by: Your next door neighbor at April 07, 2025 09:03 PM (cPGH3)

60 "Don't Tread on Me"
🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 07, 2025 08:59 PM

There'll be a few extra herrings in your paytin this week.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 07, 2025 09:05 PM (a3Q+t)

61 Russia's probably less than thrilled, too.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2025 08:48 PM (DgGvY)
Depends on the lifting cost

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2025 09:06 PM (P4Pk9)

62 coffee makes me sleepy

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2025 09:09 PM (P4Pk9)

63 Your morning cup of coffee is not actually making you more alert. It is counteracting the caffeine withdrawal that has occurred overnight.

Breakfast isn't actually nourishing you, it's stopping the starvation.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2025 09:10 PM (/tXXR)

64 The local Bedouin nicknamed him ‘Abu-'Isfanj’, meaning ‘cum sponge’.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 07, 2025 09:10 PM (zQOmR)

65 64 LOL

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:11 PM (JI10i)

66 Seeing the marching penguins for some reason made me think of Ralphie's little brother from A Christmas Story-- "I can't put my arms down!"

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 09:18 PM (f1epl)

67 Patience, bait, and a nearly fanatical devotion to the pope are a fisherman's greatest weapons.

St. Peter has a soft spot in his heart for fisherman for some reason.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 09:19 PM (f1epl)

68
I am now a certified Grok expert on federal habeas corpus questions. I think I'll put out a shingle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 09:19 PM (w6EFb)

69 The United States has a chance to do something that
should have been done DECADES AGO. Don’t be Weak!
Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based
on Weak and Stupid people!). Be Strong, Courageous,
and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!
_Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 09:20 PM (8JosV)

70 Hi all, happy Monday!

Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 09:22 PM (p4NUW)

71 I am now a certified Grok expert on federal habeas corpus questions. I think I'll put out a shingle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 09:19 PM (w6EFb)

So, what is the proper treatment for habeas corpus? My last doctor told me to take a couple of aspirin, but that didn't really help much.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 09:24 PM (f1epl)

72 70 Hi all, happy Monday!
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 09:22 PM (p4NUW)

Like "military intelligence," "illegal knife," and "cute cassowary," those are words that really don't belong together.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 09:25 PM (f1epl)

73 >> So, what is the proper treatment for habeas corpus?

Just wait it out. If death appears imminent, take two Quo Warrantos and hope for the best.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 09:26 PM (w6EFb)

74 It’s quiet in here, is there a party we weren’t
Invited to somewhere else?

Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 09:28 PM (p4NUW)

75 It’s quiet in here, is there a party we weren’t
Invited to somewhere else?
Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 09:28 PM (p4NUW)

Basketball ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2025 09:29 PM (WF/xn)

76 Tomorrow I hit Cheese City and relieve them of some of their stilton, brick, cheddar, and cheaper gasoline.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:29 PM (JI10i)

77 67: probably stemming from the fact that he was a fisherman.

🤔😉

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2025 09:30 PM (sAmhv)

78 ACB sucks.

Roberts sucks.

Trump really needs to stop deferring to these jackasses.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 09:31 PM (l3YAf)

79 hear that Hollywood is working on a new archeological adventure movie, called Indiana Bones and Lost City.

So far, all they have is the skeleton of the story.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

The release date has yet tibia announced.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 09:31 PM (kxUKc)

80 Maybe you can rouse them.
Nothing has moved them so far.
If they are even here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 09:31 PM (8JosV)

81 The United States has a chance to do something that
should have been done DECADES AGO. Don’t be Weak!
Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based
on Weak and Stupid people!). Be Strong, Courageous,
and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!
_Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Prolly the same macro econ spiel he was well-regarded for decades ago but Congress never took him up on it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2025 09:32 PM (/lPRQ)

82 Tomorrow I hit Cheese City and relieve them of some of their stilton, brick, cheddar, and cheaper gasoline.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:29 PM (JI10i)

No Venezuelan beaver cheese?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2025 09:32 PM (8zz6B)

83 https://youtube.com/shorts/vUrOXNJnRxY

After too many great Ace posts.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 09:35 PM (VNX3d)

84 76 Tomorrow I hit Cheese City and relieve them of some of their stilton, brick, cheddar, and cheaper gasoline.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:29 PM (JI10i)

Hopefully, they haven't sold out.
http://tiny.cc/88rf001

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 09:36 PM (f1epl)

85 85. I guess. I am not a fan so I haven’t been paying attention.

Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 09:36 PM (p4NUW)

86 It be called the ... CoCPA two pretect thses be childrin from Tump.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2025 08:47 PM (A2iSa)

I thought Mary Cloggenstein was originally just an AWFL doofus. Now she’s functionally illiterate. Am I just misremembering?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 07, 2025 09:36 PM (l3YAf)

87 Love the Spanish Inquisition skit reference. LoL

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 07, 2025 09:37 PM (1Au9i)

88 To The American People:

For decades, Japan and other nations have been taking advantage of the United States.

The saga continues unabated as we defend the Persian Gulf, an area of only marginal significance to the United States for its oil supplies, but one upon which Japan and the others are almost totally dependent. Why are these nations not paying the United States for the human lives and billions of dollars we are losing to protect their interests? Saudi Arabia, a country whose very existence is in the hands of the United States, last week refused to allow us to use their mine sweepers (which are, sadly, far more advanced than ours) to police the Gulf. The world is laughing at America’s politicians as we protect ships we don’t own, carrying oil we don’t need, destined for allies who won’t help.

Over the years, the Japanese, unimpeded by the huge costs of defending themselves (as long as the United States will do it for free), have built a strong and vibrant economy with unprecedented surpluses. They have brilliantly managed to maintain a weak yen against a strong dollar.

cont.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 09:37 PM (8JosV)

89 This, coupled with our monumental spending for their, and others, defense, has moved Japan to the forefront of world economies.

Now that the tides are turning and the yen is becoming strong against the dollar, the Japanese are openly complaining and, in typical fashion, our politicians are reacting to these unjustified complaints.

It’s time for us to end our vast deficits by making Japan, and others who can afford it, pay. Our world protection is worth hundreds of billions of dollars to these countries, and their stake in their protection is far greater than ours.

Make Japan, Saudi Arabia, and others pay for the protection we extend as allies. Let’s help our farmers, our sick, our homeless by taking from some of the greatest profit machines ever created — machines created and nurtured by us. “Tax” these wealthy nations, not America. End our huge deficits, reduce our taxes, and let America’s economy grow unencumbered by the cost of defending those who can easily afford to pay us for the defense of their freedom. Let’s not let our great country be laughed at anymore.

Sincerely,

Donald J. Trump
*** 1987

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 09:37 PM (8JosV)

90 Ulna I'll see it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2025 09:37 PM (njoQb)

91 82 They probably stock it. However, when it comes to cheese, I learned, the hard way, to stick with what I like, and not to spend too much money trying new varieties that might make me retch.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:38 PM (JI10i)

92
🎵 Yeah we're goin' ta Cheese City
gonna have some fun

two Bries for every boy 🎶

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2025 09:42 PM (AOsQT)

93 So I've been doing stuff in meat space and it seems as though I may have missed some important stuff. Supreme Leader Boasberg has been bitch slapped by a higher authority. Huh. Bet he was surprised to find out he wasn't the highest authority.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 07, 2025 09:42 PM (2J/Lj)

94 Mary Cloggenstein just gets excited about protecting children of coler from Trump and Musk and his band of fascists. Spelling mistakes are due to passion, not a sign of low IQ and psych meds.

Posted by: Add Rexulti To Your Life! at April 07, 2025 09:45 PM (G5+As)

95
I got a '39 wagon and they call it a woodie
(Cheese City, here we come)
you know it's not very cherry it's an oldie but a goodie
(Cheese City, here we come)
Well, it ain't got a back seat or a rear window
But it gets me to the cheese shoppe where I wanna go

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2025 09:45 PM (AOsQT)

96 84 They are always well stocked, but they don't have bitchin oud players like in the sketch.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:45 PM (JI10i)

97 93 So I've been doing stuff in meat space and it seems as though I may have missed some important stuff. Supreme Leader Boasberg has been bitch slapped by a higher authority. Huh. Bet he was surprised to find out he wasn't the highest authority.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity

Barrett. Ugh. Enough said. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2025 09:46 PM (p4NUW)

98
I just read the full decision (It's dubbed Trump vs J.G.G if you search).

ACB joined in the dissent, but only in two parts of it. So, sort of weaseling and one foot in, one foot out. The wise Latina wrote the dissent, and then Jackson wrote a separate one, which was just Orange Man Really Bad, and Court majority go along with Orange Man, so Court Bad and Orange too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2025 09:46 PM (w6EFb)

99 Lot of quotable quotes in Fauvel, but I can't copy and paste out of this particular PDF.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:47 PM (JI10i)

100 hear that Hollywood is working on a new archeological adventure movie, called Indiana Bones and Lost City.

So far, all they have is the skeleton of the story.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

The release date has yet tibia announced.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 09:31 PM (kxUKc)

If the scriptwriters don't get cracking, they'll get a ribbing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 09:48 PM (VNX3d)

101 ACB is an AWFL RINO

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2025 09:48 PM (6U1c2)

102 Is Cheese City still in the same mall with Spatula City and Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium?

Posted by: Savvy Shopper at April 07, 2025 09:49 PM (G5+As)

103
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

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So it looks as though he's going to start more-or-less charging Japan for our defense services by adjusting our trade agreements with them. Well, we'll see.

As for Saudi Arabia, I'm not sure I get the game. Make them pay up in some way if they don't let us use their minesweepers for starters? And wtf, how do they have more advanced minesweepers than us?! I mean, I get us having lousy equipment given the obstacle course military contractors have to get through in order to produce a thing, but where did the Saudis get the good ones?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2025 09:53 PM (3izae)

104 100 hear that Hollywood is working on a new archeological adventure movie, called Indiana Bones and Lost City.

So far, all they have is the skeleton of the story.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

The release date has yet tibia announced.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 09:31 PM (kxUKc)

If the scriptwriters don't get cracking, they'll get a ribbing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

So. A female lead.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 07, 2025 09:57 PM (MsrgL)

105 102 It's about 30 miles SSE of Mustard Town. No joke. It's Wisconsin, after all.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 09:57 PM (JI10i)

106 hear that Hollywood is working on a new archeological adventure movie, called Indiana Bones and Lost City.

So far, all they have is the skeleton of the story.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 09:01 PM (VNX3d)

The release date has yet tibia announced.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 07, 2025 09:31 PM (kxUKc)

If the scriptwriters don't get cracking, they'll get a ribbing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I'd be fibula if I said the screenplay is almost finished.

Posted by: Tuna at April 07, 2025 09:58 PM (lJ0H4)

107 There will be some form of time dispensation but he hasn't changed him mind over the years. If he didn't frighten them all he would be called stead Eddy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2025 09:58 PM (8JosV)

108 24 Nikkei index (Tokyo stock market) opens up 6%
The great crash of 2025 is over.
Leftists tears will be delicious.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 07, 2025 08:36 PM (MmH/W)

Well, shit. I was waiting for the S&P to be down 20% from the peak to move some money from cash to stocks. I thought it would happen today or tomorrow. Maybe I missed out. Oh, well.

Posted by: BillyD at April 07, 2025 09:59 PM (Yt3ED)

109 108 Me too.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 10:03 PM (JI10i)

110 It wasn’t until the 1980s, with DRAM chips like the 64K and 256K, that Japan’s market share surged (reaching over 50% by 198

, triggering U.S. claims of dumping and trade disputes.

Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (95/lh)

111 Nood. Beery nood.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (f1epl)

112 Nood Beer ONT

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2025 10:04 PM (VNX3d)

113 110 Fifty years ago, I paid $500 for 8K DRAM.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 07, 2025 10:06 PM (JI10i)

114 Nood

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2025 10:07 PM (RiICY)

115 Roscosmos - Soyuz 2.1a - Soyuz MS-27
LS 31/6 - Baikonur Cosmodrome KAZ - Space Affairs Live
Scheduled for Apr 7, 2025 Eastern
Launch Date: April 8, 2025 Local
Launch Time: 1:47 Eastern Time, 10:47 (Local Time: Baikonur), 05:47 UTC, 07:47 CEDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/rnD2wG_cKpg

in under one hour

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