The Week In Woke

Left-leaning but principled free speech advocate Matt Taibbi is suing a leftwing Regime Democrat congresswoman for libeling him as a "serial sex harasser." While she first tossed out this libel in Congress, where her defamations are protected, she then repeated it on social media, where it's not.

Well, I mean, it's not supposed to be, but dang if leftwing judges don't keep "discovering" that Akshually when a Democrat congressman libels you outside of Congress, there are Penumbras and Emanations that immunize him against suit.

Taibbi is suing for $10 million.

New Hampshire teacher argues against a proposed parental bill of rights, telling parents that if they want to take control over their child's education back from viciously-stupid leftwing state teachers unions, they should just send their kids to private school.

That teacher is president of the NH affiliate of Randi Shutdown Weingarten's American Federation of Teachers Union.

We are, in fact, going to make school choice the rule almost everywhere, except in your blue state shitholes, and you will all lose your jobs as "teachers." You will finally see what your teaching degrees are worth in the private sector. You always claim you could be making $200,000 per year if not for your selfless devotion to teaching children how to have anal sex with drag queens; you will soon have that interesting theory put to the real-world acid test.

And the rest of us will laugh and laugh and laugh...

Elizabeth MacDonald
@LizMacDonaldFOX
Biden and Obama's abuse of taxpayers is truly shocking. Now Biden has a Solyndra problem. Just like Obama, Biden blew billions of your taxpayer $$ on energy companies now going bankrupt. Several energy companies that got big loans from the Biden administration's $400 billion green energy slush pot loan program are reportedly facing difficulties and potential bankruptcy. Li-Cycle Holdings, a battery recycling company, got a $375 million loan commitment but has warned investors about its potential bankruptcy. It got that loan within days of Biden losing to Trump, as part of the $20 billion in loans that were rushed out the door before Trump took office.
CEO Ajay Kochhar reportedly worried his company couldn't afford to repay, but Biden officials pressured him to take the money according to reports. Biden's green energy loan czar Jigar Shah according to the Wall Street Journal told its top officials to "get your ass to Pittsburgh" in order to get the loan. Sunnova Energy got a $3 billion loan guarantee, and is also on the verge of bankruptcy. Plug Power, another recipient of a $1.6 billion loan guarantee, has announced layoffs. The Energy Dept's Inspector General already warned about massive potential fraud in this energy loan program.

Thoughts about the chubby, emotionally-incontinent Fat White Karen who tried to grab the MAGA hat off a young Hispanic kid's head and wound up flopping on her chubby face.

Testanero had spotted her personal demon. Not a man. Not even a policy. A hat. Not just any hat. The hat. The MAGA cap -- poly-blend, unironically worn, clashing perfectly with her curated contempt.
Alberta -- a Murray Hill progressive, Fashion Institute of Technology pedigree, luxury-brand whisperer -- had spent a career aligning handbags with identity. But here, aboard the late-night 6 train, she found a brand she could not abide: a brown-skinned young man wearing that red lid. He smiled. She snarled.
Testanero convened a focus group of one. "If you f--king voted for Trump, you're a racist!" she hissed, jabbing the air like a malfunctioning metronome.
The man looked up, startled, bemused -- always a dangerous move when a brimstone preacher's mid-sermon. "How can I be racist?" he asked. "I'm highly educated."
"Oh, are you?" she snapped, narrowing her eyes through layers of couture indignation. "Then why are you wearing that hat? Only uneducated people wear that." Again with the demographics -- a true marketing maven.
And there it was. The salon style of the curated class: where intelligence is not earned, it's worn. Like linen in July -- light, loud, and always label-forward.
But the crowd had turned. Straphangers bristled. One muttered, "That's why he won -- people like you." Alberta, undeterred, followed her prey off the train at 28th Street, hurling invective like confetti at a canceled pride parade. And then, in perfect dramatic symmetry, she lunged -- grasping for the hat like it was the last vote in Pennsylvania -- and went down hard.
Face-plant extraordinaire. Not a moment you want to remember, but....
The internet rejoiced. Five million views and counting. A user on X wrote the epitaph:
"A white liberal calls a brown Republican racist... then eats concrete. 2025, folks."
This wasn't politics -- it was performance art gone tragically slapstick. Alberta, whose LinkedIn brags of "maintaining the highest standards," modest to a fault, never even hinted thst she was talking about the broad jump. Thus proving there is no poseur that cannot be felled by a full-speed, late-night hat snatch.
Better days: Alberta Testanero, 55, an "agitated" creative director
Testanero's no stranger to edgy. A former colleague told The Post she'd gone "off the deep end" politically -- once a friend, now an "extremely liberal, very agitated" foe who'd spar with Republicans and brand them "racist" at the drop of a dime. "Nothing's changed," the coworker sighed, "except now she's extreme -- doing things like this."
As they say, she seems nice.

Kaizen D. Asiedu
@thatsKAIZEN
Something is seriously sick with many liberals right now.
I was walking my dog in LA and my neighbor, a college professor, was disgruntled over Trump's changes to funding of scientific research.
I was curious as to why and asked.
She assumed I aligned with her worldview.
Within 30 seconds of conversation she called him a fascist and hoped he'd "choke on a hamburger".
I said "let's not wish death on anyone" and she responded "well, maybe he'll be rendered incontinent".
The number of liberals getting violent is small, but the number who casually condone violence and wish death upon others is large.
If you wish pain on a person because of a policy, you are in the wrong.
This should be obvious, but evidently it is not.
I first started noticing comments like this when Trump was nearly assassinated.
It's the second time in a week I've witnessed deranged behavior like this.
The first was when a neighbor stormed onto my property because he didn't like what he heard in a video I was recording.
It didn't used to be like this. I've lived in liberal areas my whole life. I identified as liberal until a year ago.
Something truly twisted has taken hold.
This is mental illness, and it's rampant.

Lena Dunham beached herself to talk about Trans Visibility.

"Trans Visibility" is the political delusion that if you just force transgenderism into people's faces 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks per year for every year from now until the end of time, people will be forced by exhaustion and social coercion into accepting it as normal and preferred.

This strategy is actually backfiring, as more people oppose transgenderism now than when it was less visible and omnipresent, but the cultists will not stop.

HBO's Girls creator, American Horror Story star, and longtime Breitbart fan girl, Lena Dunham railed against "horrific government abuses" at a trans visibility rally on Monday. "Trans liberation is our liberation," the actress proclaimed.
"We must help protect the civil rights of our trans friends and family," Dunham declared at the first "Transgender Day of Visibility" in Washington, D.C. during President Donald Trump's second term in office.
Dunham went on to talk about the importance of standing strong "in the face of such hatred and misunderstanding," amid what she believes to be "dangers and traumas trans people face today, and the hard truths about how trans people are valued by the current leadership of this country."
"When my sibling came out as trans, I learned that I had never actually had a sister at all, but a wise, funny, resilient, powerful, remarkable brother," the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood star continued.

She was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for five minutes, mostly as a background presence. She played a dirty smell barefoot hippie who was a member of Charles Manson's ultraviolent leftwing race-cult.

How did Tarrantino get the idea to cast her? What a genius.

"The experience of going through my brother's transition has been a profound gift to our family," Dunham declared. "We have laughed, we have cried, we have learned, and re-learned."
The Scandal actress added, "I have seen my parents grow into a new understanding of their child, and I re-met my sibling as the truest version of himself -- the person that he already was as a child before society sent him so many signals about what conformity meant, and he had to shut away these beautiful and essential aspects of who he is."
Dunham also railed against "the horrific abuses that the government is attempting to commit and the rights they're attempting to take away and already in the process of doing."
"Trans liberation is our liberation. And without it, none of us are free," Dunham asserted.

Then she ate a Volkswagon Jetta.

NEW: Lena Dunham praises her transgender "brother" at a "Trans Day of Visibility" rally

�Trans liberation is our liberation. And without it, none of us are free.�

"As I've watched my trans loved ones come into their own truth, it was as if I went from perceiving only primary� pic.twitter.com/iv1l56oZ8Q
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) April 1, 2025

Oh the hypocrisy of the left is ubiquitous 👀👇

And these are people who believe the rhetoric coming from @TheDemocrats � if politically ignorance was only coded in the ICD -10 cm! pic.twitter.com/4lfQwUXDE5
— Erica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@EricaRN4USA) April 3, 2025

"ISIS wives" and their terror offspring at a US-taxpayer funded refugee camp in Syria.

By all means, let's let them all come to the US!

This video is exactly why USAID needs to be abolished and why even the "WOMEN AND CHILDREN" shouldn't be let in pic.twitter.com/mcXFcVsk6P
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 2, 2025

This violence is supported by and justified by the left:

BREAKING: Walgreens employee kiIIed in a Luigi-style ambush in California by a man opposing pharma companies pic.twitter.com/D9LkgzFpk0
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 2, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Gasssss

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2025 06:32 PM (xzb+D)

2 NBC Nightly News

DOOM! DOom!

HOLY CRAP! DOOM ALL AROUND!

Freaking DOOM!

Posted by: Stateless...83% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 04, 2025 06:33 PM (jvJvP)

3 "Trans liberation is our liberation. And without it, none of us are free," Dunham asserted.

Then she ate a Volkswagon Jetta.

LOL

Die on that hill, commie filth.

Do it.

DO IT NOW.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2025 06:34 PM (Vqx30)

4 I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:34 PM (/tzYP)

5 Prisoners ‘held in isolation to keep them safe from Islamists’
HMP Frankland has become so overrun with Islamic gangs that segregation units are now obsolete
Times of London: tinyurl.com/5929yhxj

Elsewhere the BBC is using the term "revert" for those who change their religion to their true, ancestral religion. Guess what that is.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2025 06:34 PM (gKWVE)

6 If y'all would kindly ask the Good Lord to slow these darn tornadoes down, we'd appreciate it.

Posted by: Arkansas at April 04, 2025 06:34 PM (Vvh2V)

7 She says parents should just send their kids to private school…which would be illegal in her perfect world. (As would parents.)

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at April 04, 2025 06:34 PM (7kSOl)

8 I'm just guessing but I think Cristopher Street has alot of fast-food joints on it.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:34 PM (/tzYP)

9 Katie Hopkins is a treasure.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2025 06:35 PM (XNkRi)

10 2 NBC Nightly News

DOOM! DOom!

HOLY CRAP! DOOM ALL AROUND!

Freaking DOOM!
Posted by: Stateless...83% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 04, 2025 06:33 PM (jvJvP)

Is tonight’s guest anchor Morbo?

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at April 04, 2025 06:35 PM (7kSOl)

11 The Wally Hat

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 06:35 PM (Bbhox)

12 There is nothing on TV, so, I will make biscuits.

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 06:36 PM (Bbhox)

13 LMAO at "blood play."

Posted by: Max Power at April 04, 2025 06:37 PM (q177U)

14 Bedlam, just another name for any Democrat voter it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2025 06:37 PM (2Mc5H)

15
Damn if Lena isn't blowing up even more than I remember last time I saw her. Jeebus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2025 06:37 PM (w6EFb)

16 Remember, Lena's "brother" is the girl Lena admitted to abusing sexually.

Posted by: The Poolboy -- surname Smooley at April 04, 2025 06:37 PM (lIio7)

17 My 10 year old Honda is getting silicone balls and is identifying as a dependent for next years taxes.

Posted by: Stateless...83% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 04, 2025 06:37 PM (jvJvP)

18 I dunno why, but I sense Captain FAFO is going to become a superhero this year.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 04, 2025 06:38 PM (qJGeT)

19 Trans visibility... uh... if you were good a Transin, then wouldn't you like... oh.... LOOK LIKE the thing you are pretending to be...

and we'd never know you were not? So... if we misgender, it's because you are LOUSY at it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 04, 2025 06:38 PM (QAkQ3)

20 >> Then she ate a Volkswagon Jetta.

That’s totally unfair. She’s actually trying out for the main role in a remake of Free Willy.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 04, 2025 06:39 PM (qJGeT)

21 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Apr 3
WATCH: Washington state deputies arrest man who allegedly stole his ex-girlfriend’s CHICKEN
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"I've got Polly!"

Keep on clutching that chicken, Jane.

https://tinyurl.com/pphsmhtn
1:12 minutes; no longer on 'real' X so maybe fake news?

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:39 PM (/tzYP)

22 Hope Matt can win

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 06:40 PM (ypFCm)

23 19 Trans visibility... uh... if you were good a Transin, then wouldn't you like... oh.... LOOK LIKE the thing you are pretending to be...

and we'd never know you were not? So... if we misgender, it's because you are LOUSY at it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 04, 2025 06:38 PM (QAkQ3)

Yeah you’d think that, except they oppose the notion of a binary. They consider trans to be something entirely separate. (Yet they insist you treat them as if they’re now on the other side of the binary they claim does not exist.)

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at April 04, 2025 06:41 PM (7kSOl)

24 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Apr 3
WTF? Bloomington, Minn. police chief says criminal who vandalized a Tesla is actually a victim

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:41 PM (/tzYP)

25 I see there's talk of a sequel to Once Upon a Time In Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 04, 2025 06:41 PM (L/fGl)

26 Is tonight’s guest anchor Morbo?
Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at April 04, 2025 06:35 PM (7kSOl)

He'd be better than what we have.

Turned to 'Rediculousness.' I can't take the lies for more than a few minutes at a time.

My friends' cats have been sleeping here for 6 hours. I should put them out. I still like this arrangement, they come in, sleep all day and I toss them out. No feeding. No cat litter......

Posted by: Stateless...83% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 04, 2025 06:41 PM (jvJvP)

27 20 >> Then she ate a Volkswagon Jetta.

That’s totally unfair. She’s actually trying out for the main role in a remake of Free Willy.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 04, 2025 06:39 PM (qJGeT)

I don’t like this new director’s cut.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at April 04, 2025 06:41 PM (7kSOl)

28 >>>Lena Dunham beached herself

She's a big girl!

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 06:42 PM (CQE5S)

29 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Apr 3
BREAKING: Federal judge says she will temporarily block billions in health funding cuts to states - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:43 PM (/tzYP)

30 >>> 21 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Apr 3
WATCH: Washington state deputies arrest man who allegedly stole his ex-girlfriend’s CHICKEN
=====
"I've got Polly!"

Keep on clutching that chicken, Jane.

https://tinyurl.com/pphsmhtn
1:12 minutes; no longer on 'real' X so maybe fake news?
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:39 PM (/tzYP)

Anyone who messes with my chickens will regret it.

Especially if it's Bluebell the hen.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2025 06:43 PM (Vqx30)

31 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Apr 3
WATCH: The ladies at 'The View' feel pity for alleged CEO killer Luigi Mangione

"I do not see him as a candidate for the death penalty. He's a first time offender! He is young!"
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And massively rich.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:43 PM (/tzYP)

32

green energy loan czar Jigar Shah

CEO Ajay Kochhar

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Oh. OK.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (iTNuP)

33 We need to change the Civil Rights Act, to protect conservatives and Christians in Blue states.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (gKWVE)

34 In case anyone is confused by the term ICD-10

The ICD-10-CM (International Classification of Diseases, Tenth Revision, Clinical Modification) is an essential tool for medical coding in the U.S., maintained by CMS.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (9vd6c)

35 Yeah you’d think that, except they oppose the notion of a binary. They consider trans to be something entirely separate. (Yet they insist you treat them as if they’re now on the other side of the binary they claim does not exist.)
Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at April 04, 2025 06:41 PM (7kSOl)

I've embraced my inner Curmudgeon... Yes, out and PROUD of it...

You can pretend whatever you want... does not mean I have to play YOUR game.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (QAkQ3)

36 True story, about a year ago someone released several roosters in the middle of a small town near me... and the FIRST thing I thought of when I heard about it was that 'someone' had gotten pissed off at a significant other.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (Vqx30)

37 You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 06:45 PM (VofaG)

38 34 In case anyone is confused by the term ICD-10

The ICD-10-CM (International Classification of Diseases, Tenth Revision, Clinical Modification) is an essential tool for medical coding in the U.S., maintained by CMS.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (9vd6c)

Which should not be confused with the ID-10-T codes, which have been out for decades.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 04, 2025 06:45 PM (QAkQ3)

39 34 In case anyone is confused by the term ICD-10

The ICD-10-CM (International Classification of Diseases, Tenth Revision, Clinical Modification) is an essential tool for medical coding in the U.S., maintained by CMS.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (9vd6c)

wut

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 06:45 PM (CQE5S)

40 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Apr 3
🚨NYC Mayor Eric Adams DITCHES the Democratic party, will run as an independent for reelection
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But not for the Rent is Too Damn High Party I'm guessing.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:45 PM (/tzYP)

41 I see there's talk of a sequel to Once Upon a Time In Hollywood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 04, 2025 06:41 PM (L/fGl)

I only heard that Pitt was on board, not DeCrappio.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2025 06:46 PM (dGCAG)

42 37 You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 06:45 PM (VofaG)

This could become an alphabet game.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 06:46 PM (CQE5S)

43 Jeebus, Dunham is yuge.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 04, 2025 06:46 PM (3bxAV)

44 "I do not see him as a candidate for the death penalty. He's a first time offender! He is young!"

-
And acting to save lives!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 04, 2025 06:47 PM (L/fGl)

45 Helena Handbasket, maybe the roosters were escapees from the local cock fighting club.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2025 06:47 PM (XNkRi)

46 green energy loan czar Jigar Shah...

Was the prospective pledge in Animal House ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 06:47 PM (VofaG)

47 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING - 7.2 magnitude earthquake hits off coast of Papua New Guinea. Tsunami warning issued.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:48 PM (/tzYP)

48 So many of the videos in this post could be summarized as "When Darkness Descends Upon Humanity".

Posted by: Crusader at April 04, 2025 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

49 True story, about a year ago someone released several roosters in the middle of a small town near me... and the FIRST thing I thought of when I heard about it was that 'someone' had gotten pissed off at a significant other.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (Vqx30)

Yeah, redneck divorce.

See also: All his clothes tossed out on the lawn.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

50 The fist rule about Cock Fighting Club is...

Posted by: petey buttigieg at April 04, 2025 06:49 PM (/tzYP)

51 Trump's DOJ got a big win today.

>>@shipwreckedcrew
·
>>30m
Big Supreme Court decision today.

>>More to it than meets the eye.

>>5-4 but I think some messages were being sent by the majority.

CJ Roberts in the minority but did not join either dissent.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 06:49 PM (LkLld)

52 49 Yeah, redneck divorce.
See also: All his clothes tossed out on the lawn.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

... and the sprinkler turned on.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 06:49 PM (CQE5S)

53 wut
Posted by: m

It was in the tweet Ace posted. By Erica.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 04, 2025 06:50 PM (9vd6c)

54 re: Lena HugeAss's trans "brother," this would be the sister she sexually assaulted with the child was just an infant?

Posted by: ache in my at April 04, 2025 06:50 PM (ez10z)

55 I said "let's not wish death on anyone" and she responded "well, maybe he'll be rendered incontinent".

Okay, that was kind of funny.

Posted by: pookysgirl, knitting up a storm at April 04, 2025 06:50 PM (Wt5PA)

56 Is this the sister she molested or a different sister?

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2025 06:50 PM (E0p3T)

57 ???

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 3h
ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:50 PM (/tzYP)

58 53 wut
Posted by: m

It was in the tweet Ace posted. By Erica.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 04, 2025 06:50 PM (9vd6c)

Thank you! I searched, but I didn't look in the tweet texts!

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 06:51 PM (CQE5S)

59 These Judges have to stop trying to run the country

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 06:51 PM (ypFCm)

60 With a lot of big girls you could say they would be really pretty if they just lost some weight.

Lena Dunham ain't one of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 06:51 PM (VofaG)

61 Before I go, Gateway Pundit had a bunch of articles on Justice Roberts and who he has been palling around with.

Cats are out. Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless...83% - mental state clawing up from 10% at April 04, 2025 06:52 PM (jvJvP)

62 >>5-4 but I think some messages were being sent by the majority.

CJ Roberts in the minority but did not join either dissent.
Posted by: JackStraw

So, basically, Roberts: "OrAnGe MaN bAd~!!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2025 06:52 PM (mlg/3)

63 I've seen OUATIH three times and never knew that slob was in it.

The alternate history twist in that is comedy gold.

Is she the one who gets her face concaved?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 04, 2025 06:52 PM (wzAuc)

64 Maybe the fact that Dunham sexually abused her sister when she was little (she admitted it in her book) may have had something to do with this sexual/body dysmorphism in her now?

Posted by: keena at April 04, 2025 06:52 PM (RiTnx)

65 ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:50 PM (/tzYP)

Pruning.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2025 06:52 PM (E0p3T)

66 Is she the one who gets her face concaved?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 04, 2025 06:52 PM (wzAuc)

No she talks to Brad Pitt outside.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2025 06:53 PM (E0p3T)

67 Someone should tell Dunham that her "brother" is a victim of her abuse.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 04, 2025 06:54 PM (TB15S)

68 "...telling parents that if they want to take control over their child's education back from viciously-stupid leftwing state teachers unions, they should just send their kids to private school."

Well, she's not wrong...

School choice vouchers now!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2025 06:54 PM (h7ZuX)

69 I've seen OUATIH three times and never knew that slob was in it.

The alternate history twist in that is comedy gold.
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I don't watch a ton of current movies, but that one is one of the best films I've seen. The ending is amazing.

Posted by: Crusader at April 04, 2025 06:54 PM (TN0g+)

70 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING - Fire reported at Disneyland parking structure

https://tinyurl.com/6zpeubc4
1:40 minutes; funny tourists at the CA one.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
Fire video from inside the Disneyland parking structure
https://tinyurl.com/2c7djtbe
6 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 06:54 PM (/tzYP)

71 green energy loan czar Jigar Shah

CEO Ajay Kochhar

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Oh. OK.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I am pleasing for assist with your grift issue

Posted by: the Bombay Call Centre of Most Excellence at April 04, 2025 06:54 PM (RgW1J)

72
Predictions for Monday's Markets?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 06:55 PM (Qzhm5)

73 The ranch scene was really good . One of my all time favorite scenes. The progression of tension was genius. The rest of the movie was meh to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 06:55 PM (VofaG)

74 What Cher and Sonny tolerated (encouraged?) from their daughter still amazes me to this day.

Posted by: Crusader at April 04, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

75 This strategy is actually backfiring, as more people oppose transgenderism now than when it was less visible and omnipresent, but the cultists will not stop.

I suspect most people don't care what you do in your own home.

But forcing them to explain to their kids why a man is walking around in the women's bathroom is not "your own home".

Also, remember transtifa wanted to force people to have sex with trannies. Both lesbians for the straight trannies and men for the gay trannies...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2025 06:56 PM (t0Rmr)

76 Is anyone surprised that Lena has a "trans" brother? And...does that mean that was born a male or a female? F it, who cares...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2025 06:56 PM (XMwZJ)

77 Evening.

Is Lena Dunham's tranny "brother", by chance, the younger sister she admitted to molesting?

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2025 06:56 PM (rqKUO)

78 Parts of Lena's speech, there, are somewhat Kamala-like.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 06:57 PM (CQE5S)

79 That "penumbras and emanations" logic already got Fauxcahontas out of a slander suit against the Covington kid.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2025 06:57 PM (G2w/T)

80
Dunham went on to talk about the importance of standing strong "in the face of such hatred and misunderstanding," amid what she believes to be "dangers and traumas trans people face today"

------

The hatred comes from the trannies. They say they want to kill us, and some of them do. I understand that iust fine.

The danger and trauma comes from cultivating delusions in children, injecting them with dangerous drugs and hormones, and surgically mutilating them.

One day soon people will look back on this time like it was alien behavior from another planet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 06:57 PM (biznJ)

81 Wait...Dunham only has one sibling, right?

So it's definitely the little sister she admitted to molesting.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2025 06:57 PM (rqKUO)

82 "Is Lena Dunham's tranny "brother", by chance, the younger sister she admitted to molesting?"

Good question.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2025 06:58 PM (42Vb+)

83 Off-topic, but I think I figured out the solution to this whole tariff thing: just stop buying stuff.

And forget about retiring. You didn't really want to anyway, did you.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at April 04, 2025 06:58 PM (ERYKL)

84 76 Is anyone surprised that Lena has a "trans" brother? And...does that mean that was born a male or a female? F it, who cares...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2025 06:56 PM (XMwZJ)

trans= transitioned into
Following that formula:
Her trans brother was her sister.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 06:58 PM (CQE5S)

85 Yes!!!!!
Imagine being so high on your own supply that you think a story about diddling your younger sister will somehow come off as charming?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 04, 2025 06:58 PM (33LJY)

86 >>So, basically, Roberts: "OrAnGe MaN bAd~!!"

We can deal with him later. The Supreme Court just handed Trump a major victory dealing with these idiotic national Temporary Restraining Orders from district court judges.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 06:58 PM (LkLld)

87 My, my...Lena has filled out nicely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2025 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

88 What Cher and Sonny tolerated (encouraged?) from their daughter still amazes me to this day.
Posted by: Crusader at April 04, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

Actually Cher was very against it and struggled with it for quite a while. I don't know how Sonny took it as they were divorced at the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 06:59 PM (VofaG)

89 87 My, my...Lena has filled out nicely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2025 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

She's no longer Lean.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 07:00 PM (CQE5S)

90 77 Evening.

Is Lena Dunham's tranny "brother", by chance, the younger sister she admitted to molesting?
Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2025 06:56 PM (rqKUO)

I was just about to ask if maybe Lena abusing her sister had anything to do with her current delusions.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2025 07:00 PM (G2w/T)

91 And yes, if Dunham's fake transgender brother was molested by Lena it's not surprising that she (the sister) now might want to be someone else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2025 07:01 PM (kXYTA)

92 Interesting, is it not, how disgusting trannies are keen to read books to children?

Elderly shut-ins would probably be grateful to have someone reading to them, but do you hear about any trannies clamoring o read to them? 🦗 🦗

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2025 07:02 PM (LB35C)

93 Actually Cher was very against it and struggled with it for quite a while. I don't know how Sonny took it as they were divorced at the time.
--------
Thank you for sharing that--I wasn't aware that Cher was against it.

Posted by: Crusader at April 04, 2025 07:02 PM (TN0g+)

94 wikipedia

Other passages in the book recounting interactions of a sexual nature, starting when she was seven years old – with her then one-year-old sibling Grace (now Cyrus)

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 07:03 PM (CQE5S)

95 >Following that formula:
Her trans brother was her sister.
----

still is

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 07:03 PM (AOsQT)

96 Why yes, I would like to see more arrests.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2025 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

97 6 If y'all would kindly ask the Good Lord to slow these darn tornadoes down, we'd appreciate it.
Posted by: Arkansas at April 04, 2025 06:34 PM (Vvh2V)

I asked, but it isn't as if He owes me any favors, though I did find his lack of a spoken response to be more non-commital than negative.

Stay safe.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2025 07:04 PM (G2w/T)

98
Lena Dunham's gorgeousity has only increased in recent years -- is "gorgeousity" a word?

Perhaps I ought to have said, "Her engorging of herself has increased in recent years." That sounds more correct.

This sister / brother, is she referring to Li'l Pebbles? You know, the one into whose hoo-ha she was pushing pebbles back in the day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2025 07:04 PM (xG4kz)

99 What Cher and Sonny tolerated (encouraged?) from their daughter still amazes me to this day.
Posted by: Crusader at April 04, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

Actually Cher was very against it and struggled with it for quite a while. I don't know how Sonny took it as they were divorced at the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 06:59 PM

From my understanding their "child" played her parents against each other after their messy very public divorce. cher accused sonny of keeping her a virtual slave, the daughter took advantage of both of them to get what she wanted as a spoiled rotten brat who was play acting as a lesbian.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 04, 2025 07:04 PM (e5NfL)

100 100

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 07:04 PM (CQE5S)

101 They just want to visit each other in the hospital.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2025 07:04 PM (E0p3T)

102 43 Jeebus, Dunham is yuge.
Posted by: Puddinhea

Sadly, no recent pictures of her in a swimsuit are available, but these classics from several years ago are PLENTY:

https://tinyurl.com/mpueyyu9 you can just imagine her riding you cowgirl...

https://tinyurl.com/yphcxhn4 a much better angle to see all the tasteful tattoos and love handles

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 04, 2025 07:05 PM (ycI94)

103 "Is Lena Dunham's tranny "brother", by chance, the younger sister she admitted to molesting?"

Good question.
----

Why, it's as if there was something wrong in Dunham's family.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2025 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

104 Blacks are so much more rapey than whites. I mean it's like a 99% to 1 % thing. In terms of the interracial deal. Basically black men rape white women at a rate of like something like 400 to one of the rate that white men rape black women. But I guess we shouldn't notice because racist or something.

Posted by: coyne at April 04, 2025 07:06 PM (jq0/v)

105 The timedistortion effect of trannyism is a lot like the "reversion" claim of Islam, come to think of it.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2025 07:06 PM (gKWVE)

106 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
NEW - Trump supports proxy vote for new parents in Congress
US President Donald Trump said on Thursday he supported allowing new parents in Congress to vote by proxy, a move opposed by the Republican House Speaker.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 07:06 PM (/tzYP)

107 moar wikipedia

After a mutual friend set them up on a blind date, Dunham began dating English-Peruvian musician Luis Felber in January 2021. In September 2021, Dunham and Felber married in a Jewish ceremony at the Union Club in Soho.

Posted by: m at April 04, 2025 07:08 PM (CQE5S)

108 US President Donald Trump said on Thursday he supported allowing new parents in Congress to vote by proxy, a move opposed by the Republican House Speaker.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 07:06 PM (/tzYP)

I think Trump is wrong here.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:08 PM (VofaG)

109
You know why Everyone forget lena duhnam existed?

Because Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant lesbian headlamp took her place.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 07:08 PM (Qzhm5)

110 And Blow White didn't even make the cut, it fell so hard.

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:08 PM (UJ+K5)

111 33 We need to change the Civil Rights Act, to protect conservatives and Christians in Blue states.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2025 06:44 PM (gKWVE)

I don't think we need to change it so much as to actually apply it.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2025 07:09 PM (G2w/T)

112
I recall that Lena Dunham's parents are artists who create Satanic-looking, warped images. Weirdos.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 07:09 PM (iTNuP)

113 I don't think the media or the lefties (BIRM) can take four years of this beating.

They are gonna go splodey at the 6 month mark.

Summer of Fire, coming to a city near you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2025 07:09 PM (17l0u)

114 16 Remember, Lena's "brother" is the girl Lena admitted to abusing sexually.
Posted by: The Poolboy -- surname Smooley at April 04, 2025 06:37 PM (lIio7)

Those girls never had a chance. Have you ever seen their father's perverted "art?" Imagine growing up with that shit all over the house, and I wouldn't be surprised if said artist feels like sexual activity with his children is fine.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2025 07:09 PM (h7ZuX)

115 Sadly, no recent pictures of her in a swimsuit are available, but these classics from several years ago are PLENTY:

https://tinyurl.com/mpueyyu9 you can just imagine her riding you cowgirl...

https://tinyurl.com/yphcxhn4 a much better angle to see all the tasteful tattoos and love handles
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 04, 2025 07:05 PM (ycI94)

Why in the fuck would anyone click on those links ?

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:10 PM (UJ+K5)

116 PDT supports proxy vote, Yeah, I can see where every vote counts on upcoming legislation, he isn't wanting to lose any of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2025 07:10 PM (XNkRi)

117 Jeebus, Dunham is yuge.

and hot
and sweaty
and smelly
and always hungry

Posted by: DanMan at April 04, 2025 07:11 PM (8uzBS)

118 Why in the fuck would anyone click on those links ?
Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:10 PM (UJ+K5)

Some people like the fatties.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2025 07:11 PM (17l0u)

119
Why are those rally organizers not spraying that beached creature with cooling water?

So be it -- on their heads be her death.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 04, 2025 07:12 PM (xG4kz)

120 #47 addendum:
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 2h
BREAKING: U.S. National Tsunami Center says tsunami warning issued after 7.2 magnitude earthquake strikes New Britain region, Papua New Guinea.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 07:12 PM (/tzYP)

121 117 Jeebus, Dunham is yuge.

I bet she snores like a Silverback after a 7 day bender

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:12 PM (UJ+K5)

122
249 Years without "proxy voting" bullshit, but we need it now? Is there a time limit to this proxy voting allowance? A week? A year?

The problem with all this "maternity leave" bullshit is it's for way too long

A week or two? Sure. A month, 3 months? No fucking way.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 07:12 PM (Qzhm5)

123 PDT supports proxy vote, Yeah, I can see where every vote counts on upcoming legislation, he isn't wanting to lose any of them.
Posted by: Ben Had

Look, you took the job. Drop the kid in the cloakroom, suckle it, get back to work. You got 3 more votes, you can go.

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2025 07:12 PM (cPGH3)

124 In this week's installation of "The Left Can't Meme", three political cartoons posted unironically at Daily Kos. They think these are witty, biting, and relevant.

Elon Musk is a doody head and we hate him!: https://tinyurl.com/bde94j2v

Trump is a doody head and we hate him!: https://tinyurl.com/mpb84m2h

Men are doody heads and we hate them!: https://tinyurl.com/4bucucdy

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 04, 2025 07:13 PM (ycI94)

125 "Then she ate a Volkswagen Jetta."

This.

This is why I come here.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 04, 2025 07:13 PM (X+xvk)

126 that proxy vote deal during covid had congress being anywhere but DC didn't it?

proxy voting will be abused is my take

Posted by: DanMan at April 04, 2025 07:13 PM (8uzBS)

127 81 Wait...Dunham only has one sibling, right?

So it's definitely the little sister she admitted to molesting.
Posted by: Robert

I'm not sure but I think you're right. The Dunham family is a red hot mess of depravity so this isn't surprising. They did the parenting style of 'doing nothing and there now all out of ideas'. A broken, horrible, family.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2025 07:14 PM (BW+Gb)

128 Why in the fuck would anyone click on those links ?
Posted by: jsg

Morbid(ly obese) curiosity?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 04, 2025 07:15 PM (ycI94)

129 A proxy vote doesn't always mean pregnancy related, does it?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2025 07:15 PM (XNkRi)

130 Millions of American moms employ babysitters from time to time.

Why are Congresswomen different?

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 07:15 PM (AOsQT)

131 Lena Dunham needs to get on the carnivore diet PDQ. She'll soon be remarkably obese (to differentiate from regular obese folk who are common and unremarkable).

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2025 07:15 PM (w6EFb)

132 The other thing that pisses me off about countries crying about the tariffs is the amount of money we have spent over the years keeping the shipping lanes open. A free benefit we should start charging for.

Fuck the Freeloaders.

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:16 PM (UJ+K5)

133 Why in the fuck would anyone click on those links ?
Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:10 PM (UJ+K5)

To make me feel better about myself?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2025 07:16 PM (h7ZuX)

134 Blacks are so much more rapey than whites. I mean it's like a 99% to 1 % thing. In terms of the interracial deal. Basically black men rape white women at a rate of like something like 400 to one of the rate that white men rape black women. But I guess we shouldn't notice because racist or something.

Posted by: coyne at April 04, 2025 07:06 PM (jq0/v)

Noticing is the new racism.

In other words, being sentient is now racist.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:16 PM (ZWpzy)

135 So it's definitely the little sister she admitted to molesting.
Posted by: Robert
-

"People become gay because of physical, sexual, or psychological abuse" remains undefeated.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at April 04, 2025 07:16 PM (VgEZL)

136 Lena played Bamm Bamm with Pebbles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2025 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

137 To make me feel better about myself?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2025 07:16 PM (h7ZuX)

Don't do it. It's not going to help.

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:17 PM (UJ+K5)

138 The killer is a gentle giant who hoped to be a rapper and just got accepted to CUNY.

The victim was probably a white supremacist who deserves to have been stabbed in the heart.

We are already making the series.
Netflix

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:17 PM (KQk9m)

139 Well, it could have been the sexual abuse then. Probably has to do with Lena bragging about it later to the whole world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

140 My Congressthing (CO-7) is a blonde Karen type named Brittany

she recently grunted out a suckling, and is a big driver of this proxy-for-Mommy stuff

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 07:18 PM (AOsQT)

141 We are already making the series.
Netflix
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:17 PM (KQk9m)

Just swap the races but keep everything else the same. Perfect. Find a way to blame Andrew tate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

142 This is the upside down world run by the devil.

Everything bad is celebrated. Everything good is attacked.

We're just passing through, my pastor always told me. Act accordingly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2025 07:19 PM (17l0u)

143 Chastity was,olested by one of her babysitters.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 04, 2025 07:19 PM (cvWHI)

144 Why in the fuck would anyone click on those links ?
Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:10 PM (UJ+K5)

Too difficult to find a cat o'nine tails for self-flagellation.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2025 07:19 PM (G2w/T)

145 Make that molested

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 04, 2025 07:19 PM (cvWHI)

146 139 Well, it could have been the sexual abuse then. Probably has to do with Lena bragging about it later to the whole world.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I was sexually groomed by an older man, and I turned out fine!

Posted by: Milo Yiannopoulos at April 04, 2025 07:20 PM (ycI94)

147 That girl so fat....

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:22 PM (UJ+K5)

148
Make that molested
Posted by: Notsothoreau

ah, okay, coming right up, but I never made a Martini like that, before

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:22 PM (Qzhm5)

149
Chastity was,olested by one of her babysitters.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Whatever happened to Olestra?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2025 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

150 Eric Adams is fully converted.

Says the deep state theory is true.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2025 07:22 PM (17l0u)

151 My Congressthing (CO-7) is a blonde Karen type named Brittany

she recently grunted out a suckling, and is a big driver of this proxy-for-Mommy stuff

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 07:18 PM (AOsQT)

If female members of Congress get to vote by proxy because of having to do mommy stuff then male members should be able to vote by proxy because they're...um...doing...male stuff, like...um...fingering their members.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:23 PM (ZWpzy)

152 147 That girl so fat....
Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:22 PM (UJ+K5)

How fat is she?

Posted by: Tonight Show Audience at April 04, 2025 07:23 PM (G2w/T)

153 143 Chastity was,olested by one of her babysitters.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Cher caught them and did nothing. Just left so the babysitter could continue to molest Chastity.

Depraved and broken.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2025 07:23 PM (BW+Gb)

154 The problem with all this "maternity leave" bullshit is it's for way too long

A week or two? Sure. A month, 3 months? No fucking way.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 07:12 PM (Qzhm5)

Obviously this is some garbage 90s style Democrat boilerplate blast from the past. If you're a woman so good at you're job you're employer will gladly welcome you back after a few months of taking care of your newborn baby. If not you probably weren't that valuable to start with.

Posted by: coyne at April 04, 2025 07:23 PM (jq0/v)

155 BREAKING: U.S. National Tsunami Center says tsunami warning issued after 7.2 magnitude earthquake strikes New Britain region, Papua New Guinea.
Posted by: andycanuck

HOW DARE YOU

Posted by: Greta Scoldberg at April 04, 2025 07:24 PM (RgW1J)

156
ALSO: this should ONLY apply to the Mother

A new father should NOT get any type of "leave" or proxy voting allowance.

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:25 PM (Qzhm5)

157 150 Eric Adams is fully converted.

Says the deep state theory is true.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I have no idea why he turned. I don't trust him at all, yet, maybe reality kicked him in the nuts and he saw who the enemy really was. Getting backstabbed by supposed friends and allies can open one's eyes. Who knows.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2025 07:25 PM (BW+Gb)

158
But I think that's what this stupid bill has in it: proxy voting for new parents, mother OR father.

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:26 PM (Qzhm5)

159
*How fat is she?*

She's so fat her belt buckle has the equator printed on it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2025 07:26 PM (dg+HA)

160 They may have to stop eating each other until the wave passes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2025 07:26 PM (rBvG3)

161 How many women in congress are having babies ? Or have had babies in last ten years?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:27 PM (VofaG)

162 If female members of Congress get to vote by proxy because of having to do mommy stuff then male members should be able to vote by proxy because they're...um...doing...male stuff

*vote aye, nay, whatever Bubba, owe you a beer*

*continues looking for that one damn box of miscellaneous screws in the garage*

Posted by: Congreesman Miklos at April 04, 2025 07:27 PM (RgW1J)

163
What in the flying fuck do we need a U.S. National Tsunami Center??

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:27 PM (Qzhm5)

164 Hawaii?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2025 07:28 PM (rBvG3)

165 Where are those big head thingies? Isn't that New Guinea?

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2025 07:28 PM (cPGH3)

166 That girl so fat, she sweat gravy

Whatever happened to Olestra?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot
----

it gave people the squirts- oops

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 07:28 PM (AOsQT)

167 What happened to the Old Guinea ??

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

168 @ 124, good lord those DU whatever the fuck they are, they are horrible.

I don't know which is worse:
The artwork
The meanness
The fact they find humor in any of it

I think it's they laugh.
It's like laughing at drawing of someone kicking a kitten because they wrote "Democrats" on the kicker and "Republicans" on the kitten.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (NwfFc)

169 Where are those big head thingies? Isn't that New Guinea?
Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2025 07:28 PM (cPGH3)

Easter Island?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

170 152 147 That girl so fat....
Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:22 PM (UJ+K5)

How fat is she?
Posted by: Tonight Show Audience at April 04, 2025 07:23 PM (G2w/T)

I got nothing. That bitch big, though.

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (UJ+K5)

171 It might kill him!

Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection.

(Real headline btw)

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (KQk9m)

172 "Then she ate a Volkswagon Jetta."

Never change, Ace. Never change.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 04, 2025 07:30 PM (eYAt4)

173 I think it's funny that Lena Dunham's former beau Jack Antonoff married a co-star of Tarantino's "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood." He married the jail-bait hippie chick, Margaret Qualley.

Posted by: bleakdaze at April 04, 2025 07:30 PM (w1l2H)

174 Easter Island.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2025 07:30 PM (rBvG3)

175 Papua New Guiana is where Uncle Bosey was eaten.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 07:30 PM (LkLld)

176 I think cannibals from Papua New Guinea are grossly under-represented in the NFL. And the NBA for that matter. Or Congress FFS! What is the matter with us?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:30 PM (ZWpzy)

177 But I think that's what this stupid bill has in it: proxy voting for new parents, mother OR father.

Posted by: Bartender

And/or?

I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: Associate Justice Jumanji-Jackson-Browne at April 04, 2025 07:31 PM (RgW1J)

178 Easter Island?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, maybe. I think that was a hell of a civilization that got smoked by a tsunami.

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2025 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

179 I've spoken with General Macarthur and Admiral Kincaid and told them to watch out for those cannibals that ate my uncle too
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:32 PM (KQk9m)

180 Ok, this is the thread that each week spikes my blood pressure. Any chance we can change it to "This Week in Wok." I just bought a wok, and I'm angling for a first time effort of Pork Fried Rice.

Fat chicks scarfing down a Volkswagen isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2025 07:32 PM (dIske)

181 167 What happened to the Old Guinea ??

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)
----
That's Italy, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - An old Roman Gladiolus at April 04, 2025 07:33 PM (sPQoU)

182 162 If female members of Congress get to vote by proxy because of having to do mommy stuff then male members should be able to vote by proxy because they're...um...doing...male stuff

Go away! I'm 'baitin!

Posted by: Frito Pendejo at April 04, 2025 07:33 PM (ycI94)

183 158
But I think that's what this stupid bill has in it: proxy voting for new parents, mother OR father.

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:26 PM (Qzhm5)

It wouldn't require a bill, just the House to modify its rules. Yes, it is a terrible idea. I expect Congressmembers to actually show up to work, though I also find it should be a part time job and there is really no reason for a Congressional session to last more than three months. Four tops.

Posted by: Tonight Show Audience at April 04, 2025 07:33 PM (G2w/T)

184 That girl so fat ... you know it's over before she even sings a note.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:33 PM (VofaG)

185 Papua New Guiana is where Uncle Bosey was eaten.
Posted by: JackStraw

Uncle Bosie's was the best BBQ joint on the island.

Closed years ago, though.

Reopened for a while as Rockefeller's.

Posted by: Nostalgic Papua New Guinean at April 04, 2025 07:33 PM (RgW1J)

186 Old Guinea opened an Italian Restaurant in Sicily.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2025 07:34 PM (rBvG3)

187 One of Klinger's scams to get a section 8 was eating a jeep....

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:35 PM (KQk9m)

188 That's Italy, right?
Posted by: Ciampino - An old Roman Gladiolus at April 04, 2025 07:33 PM (sPQoU)

HAHAHAHAH!! Paisano!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 07:35 PM (g47mK)

189 Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection.

Last Meal---a microwaved Lean Cuisine?

Posted by: Chef Miklos at April 04, 2025 07:35 PM (RgW1J)

190 The video of the face-planting Karen is even better with "Yakkity Sax"

Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2025 07:36 PM (bHGBC)

191 And Radar mailed a jeep back to his parents one piece at a time iirc....(you know someone tried that)

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:36 PM (KQk9m)

192 Beau died in New Guinea trying to save Uncle Bosey...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 04, 2025 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

193 A last salad.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2025 07:36 PM (rBvG3)

194 Everything is better with Yakkity Sax

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:37 PM (KQk9m)

195 Fat chicks scarfing down a Volkswagen isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2025 07:32 PM (dIske)

----
Guaranteed indigestion - the metric nuts and bolts are not compatible with the US system.

Posted by: Ciampino - An old Roman Gladiolus? at April 04, 2025 07:37 PM (sPQoU)

196 I don't know why we just don't give death row inmates fentanyl. Let them kill themselves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:38 PM (VofaG)

197 I’m OK with the proxy vote as long as it’s just for parents with a newborn and limit of 3 months.

I propose that the entire system be reformed and require Representatives to cast their votes from their districts. They can do it on video live-streamed.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 04, 2025 07:38 PM (Vh9CX)

198 Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection.

Last Meal---a microwaved Lean Cuisine?

Posted by: Chef Miklos at April 04, 2025 07:35 PM (RgW1J)

Or he could be given just one thin mint.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:38 PM (ZWpzy)

199 Scarf down your Volkswagons before the tariffs set in.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 04, 2025 07:38 PM (rBvG3)

200 So Napolitano has officially lost it. His frequent contributor Ray McGovern has started wearig a keffiyeh. nutter

Posted by: Night lifted.... at April 04, 2025 07:38 PM (2NXcZ)

201 "This strategy is actually backfiring, as more people oppose now than when it was less visible and omnipresent, but the cultists will not stop."

I used to not really care. We didn't run in the same circles and nothing could ever be said to convince me that transgenderism isn't either a genetic anomaly or a psychiatric phenomenon/aberration. I had some sympathy to their experience and abnormal lives. (But not the pedo/grooming demographic that latched on; they are psychopaths.)

But, as they say, I am being made to care. Their arguments, especially as they get more aggressive, ubiquitous, and or hostile, have created an enemy. Indifference will not suffice anymore.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 04, 2025 07:38 PM (gLikB)

202 189 Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection.

Last Meal---a microwaved Lean Cuisine?
Posted by: Chef Miklos at April 04, 2025 07:35 PM (RgW1J)

__________________________________

I'd suggest putting him face down in a water puddle.

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2025 07:39 PM (dIske)

203 CJ Roberts in the minority but did not join either dissent.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 06:49 PM (LkLld)

Dude is doing some kind of performative dance routine instead of judging.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2025 07:39 PM (n7h9X)

204 Lena is like an elephant seal with a nose job.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in a Weird Shaped State at April 04, 2025 07:39 PM (0aYVJ)

205 Guaranteed indigestion - the metric nuts and bolts are not compatible with the US system.
Posted by: Ciampino

Feed her a set of hex wrenches

I can donate

Posted by: Miklos, former Fahrfignugener at April 04, 2025 07:39 PM (RgW1J)

206 My mom worked up until she had me and then went back to work after a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:40 PM (VofaG)

207 171 It might kill him!

Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection.

(Real headline btw)
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (KQk9m)

His last meal will basically cover September.

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 07:40 PM (UJ+K5)

208 FIT pedigree? Lol

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 04, 2025 07:40 PM (4La0r)

209 *scans comments*

OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

Posted by: We're over 200 comments and nobody has said this? at April 04, 2025 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

210 Or he could be given just one thin mint.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:38 PM (ZWpzy)
___________________________

PYTHON!!!! YES!!!
"How do you feel?"
"Better. Better get me a bucket."

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2025 07:42 PM (dIske)

211 Do military father's get leave when their kid is born?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:42 PM (VofaG)

212 It's very clear that Robert's despises Trump. Obama insulted him to his face and all he did was slobber Obama's nut on his ACA ruling.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:42 PM (KQk9m)

213 Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection.

(Real headline btw)
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:29 PM (KQk9m)

Yes, because he might actually try to eat the technician trying to inject him.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:43 PM (ZWpzy)

214 ...Obama insulted him to his face and all he did was slobber Obama's nut on his ACA ruling.
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2025 07:42 PM (KQk9m)
===

And he liked it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2025 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

215 Do military father's get leave when their kid is born?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:42 PM (VofaG)

No, but Transportation Secretaries do.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:44 PM (ZWpzy)

216
nooot

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:44 PM (Qzhm5)

217 Café is open nood

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 07:45 PM (/tzYP)

218 in the brietbart link there is a pic of lena dunham. she looks like she swallowed a small walrus

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2025 07:45 PM (CWTWj)

219 Roberts is one of the many gifts from Shrub that keeps on giving. Along ugh the millions of muzzies he imported. And getting millions off the tax rolls turning them into to Dem voters who love higher taxes on everyone else.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 04, 2025 07:46 PM (4La0r)

220 Lawyers for ‘morbidly obese’ Florida death row inmate argue his weight could cause botched lethal injection.
[ . . . ]
Posted by: Chef Miklos at April 04, 2025 07:35 PM (RgW1J)

There was a prisoner on death row in Oregon in the late 40's who reportedly tried to avoid execution by eating so much he wouldn't fit into the chair in the gas chamber.

It didn't work.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 07:47 PM (D7oie)

221 What in the flying fuck do we need a U.S. National Tsunami Center??

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:27 PM (Qzhm5)

Ask Crescent City, CA about that one...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2025 07:47 PM (/HDaX)

222 There was a prisoner on death row in Oregon in the late 40's who reportedly tried to avoid execution by eating so much he wouldn't fit into the chair in the gas chamber.

Maybe he was trying to counteract the lethal gas with his own gas?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 04, 2025 07:48 PM (ZWpzy)

223 But I think that's what this stupid bill has in it: proxy voting for new parents, mother OR father.

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:26 PM (Qzhm5)

I am pretty sure this is a pretext to shut down congress for a while for another reason. The question I have is what was supposed to come up that was supposed to be dealt with, and who doesn't want it to happen?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 07:49 PM (D7oie)

224 Do military father's get leave when their kid is born?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:42 PM (VofaG)

Yes. It used to be for 10 days, not sure what it is now. Pooky was pressured to not take his when Pookette was born so they could send him out on a deployment that we had no clue how long it would be. Someone else stepped in and took his place, and that's how Pooky was able to be at Pookette's baptism.

Posted by: pookysgirl is grateful to that Airman at April 04, 2025 07:49 PM (Wt5PA)

225 Lena Dunham's gorgeousity has only increased in recent years -- is "gorgeousity" a word?

Perhaps I ought to have said, "Her engorging of herself has increased in recent years." That sounds more correct.

This sister / brother, is she referring to Li'l Pebbles? You know, the one into whose hoo-ha she was pushing pebbles back in the day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2025 07:04 PM (xG4kz)

She's taking personal growth far too literally

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2025 07:50 PM (n7h9X)

226 What in the flying fuck do we need a U.S. National Tsunami Center??

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:27 PM (Qzhm5)

Ask Crescent City, CA about that one...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2025 07:47 PM (/HDaX)

It should be in South Dakota just in case

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2025 07:51 PM (n7h9X)

227 Adam's is pretty dumb if you've ever heard him talk. Yet he somehow became mayor of New York. This tells you all you need to know about the absolute corruption and degradation of big city Democrat politics.

Particularly as it pertains to blacks. The worst will generally rise to the top. This also is the same when it comes to congressional seats.

Posted by: coyne at April 04, 2025 07:52 PM (jq0/v)

228 Easter Island?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, maybe. I think that was a hell of a civilization that got smoked by a tsunami.
Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2025 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

Experts differ on when the island's Polynesian inhabitants first reached the island. While many in the research community cited evidence that they arrived around the year 800, a 2007 study provided compelling evidence suggesting their arrival was closer to 1200.[3][4] The inhabitants created a thriving and industrious culture, as evidenced by the island's numerous enormous stone moai and other artifacts. But land clearing for cultivation and the introduction of the Polynesian rat led to gradual deforestation.[3] By the time of European arrival in 1722, the island's population was estimated to be 2,000 to 3,000. European diseases, Peruvian slave raiding expeditions in the 1860s, and emigration to other islands such as Tahiti further depleted the population, reducing it to a low of 111 native inhabitants in 1877.[5]

I think also they don't mention during the deforestation they fought each other a lot.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2025 08:01 PM (n7h9X)

229 107 moar wikipedia

After a mutual friend set them up on a blind date, Dunham began dating English-Peruvian musician Luis Felber in January 2021. In September 2021, Dunham and Felber married in a Jewish ceremony at the Union Club in Soho.
Posted by: m

People Magazine, 'Who Is Lena Dunham's Husband? All About Luis Felber' Lena Dunham and Luis Felber’s whirlwind romance began with a blind date in January 2021, By Alex Gurley, Updated on June 14, 2024

A few points from the article:
Born in Britain.
He's been candid about his struggle with mental health.
He proposed to Dunham after visiting her in the hospital.
He and Dunham live "10 feet" from her parents' house.

On Instagram (announcing his debut album) he appears much more feminine than the wife.

They find one another like magnets. 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic, adores both Musk and Miller. at April 04, 2025 08:06 PM (NFX2v)

230 Lena Dunham sexually abused her younger sister.
She bragged about it, bragged about putting pebbles inside her vagina.

Fuck her with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 04, 2025 08:13 PM (xcxpd)

231 How come there's no Passover Island?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2025 08:14 PM (dg+HA)

232 231 How come there's no Passover Island?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 04, 2025 08:14 PM (dg+HA)
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It was sold?

Posted by: Ciampino - Old Roman Gladiolus at April 04, 2025 08:30 PM (sPQoU)

233 What in the flying fuck do we need a U.S. National Tsunami Center??
Posted by: Bartender

1. Tsunamis occur
2. we have five states bordering the ocean they most often occur in
3. the time from initiating event to waves hitting shore is usually long enough for a timely warning to save a bunch of lives

Posted by: Chuck C at April 04, 2025 09:21 PM (D0HYP)

234 Is Dunhams sibling she is talking about the one she admitted molesting as a child?

Posted by: TC at April 04, 2025 10:00 PM (A05Uz)

235 Is Dunhams sibling she is talking about the one she admitted molesting as a child?
Posted by: TC at April 04, 20

Seems likely

Posted by: LASue at April 04, 2025 10:46 PM (lCppi)

236 In all seriousness the article Lena Dunham wrote after the Obergefell decision is comedy gold and almost had me in tears.

Basically the article is about how Lena Dunham’s boyfriend told her in 2005 or 2006 that he didn’t think it was right to get married as long as gay couples didn’t have the same right, so when the Oberfefell decision came down Dunham thought it meant that he would propose, and couldn’t understand why he kept avoiding the subject.

Posted by: Irving Washington at April 04, 2025 11:57 PM (reCyw)

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