Frolicsome Friday Cafe

Tenerlife, Canary Islands
Which belong to Spain, I just found out
by @accphotographer

Rescuing a stray dog right off the street.

More weekend plans.

Fraudster penguins stage a flash mob to occupy authorities while they steal the US Mint.

Poor cat. But notice he immediately Proves the Joke Is Real by playing it off like nothing happened.

Dogs are going to help, whether it's actually helpful or not.

Dogs love pools of all sizes.

Just watching this gave me the heebie-jeebies.

German shepherds slightly breaking the law of gravity.

LOL: The first time a baby bird feeds itself, it expects the worm to just place it into its mouth, the way its parents placed it.

Poor baby giraffe tries to stand up with his comically awkward legs.

Let's go, gang!

Dancing with your horse.

Cherry blossom blizzard.

A lot of cursing here so maybe just keep the audio off: fisherman and whale discover they're hunting the same fish.

Snek says i'm a big bad-assss you don't want none of thissss...

I do this. Maybe you do too. But the cap comes off 10% of the time and then you have mustard or ketchup all over your kitchen, including on the ceiling. Better to just let it go.

These dogs act better than kids on the bus😂😂 pic.twitter.com/myp33BgukK
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 1, 2025

Baby goats are the cutest. 😂 pic.twitter.com/qnqROIoLhc
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The sneaky dog. pic.twitter.com/eD52za3ajp
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 3, 2025

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1 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 04, 2025 07:43 PM (Vh9CX)

2 The amount of gas on that bus could fuel a Starship.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 04, 2025 07:43 PM (Vh9CX)

3 Sly dog.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 04, 2025 07:46 PM (3wi/L)

4 Quite Interesting @qikipedia 11h
The original draft of Ian Fleming’s Live and Let Die mentioned James Bond eating scrambled eggs so often that a proof reader suggested Bond would be easily caught, should any pursuer enter a restaurant and ask ‘Was there a man here eating scrambled eggs?’

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 07:47 PM (/tzYP)

5 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow up into assholes.

Posted by: John Kerry at April 04, 2025 07:47 PM (JdRZW)

6 Fraudster penguins stage a flash mob to occupy authorities while they steal the US Mint.

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More calumny and slander !! They are exercising US Border defense posture! As requested by ...ICE !!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 07:47 PM (g47mK)

7
Oh yeah, I'll unscrew the cap to salad dressing, put the bottle down to do something else, then pick up the bottle and shake it again. BOOM, dressing everywhere!

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:48 PM (Qzhm5)

8 A USAID project although from a British website/account??

Quite Interesting @qikipedia Apr 3
A 2023 study found no correlation between making puns and sadism

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 04, 2025 07:48 PM (/tzYP)

9 One of the theories is Hitler escaped to a location on the Canary Islands. There was a home built like a fortress that they can't quite figure out what was its purpose. It was called Villa Winter.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:49 PM (VofaG)

10 One of the theories is Hitler escaped to a location on the Canary Islands. There was a home built like a fortress that they can't quite figure out what was its purpose. It was called Villa Winter.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:49 PM (VofaG)
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Hmmm. Interesting premise for a horror story...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2025 07:50 PM (cweKM)

11 Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 07:48 PM (Qzhm5)

Not laughing at ya. Laughing with ya.

Been there. Done That.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:50 PM (VofaG)

12 One of the theories is Hitler escaped to a location on the Canary Islands. There was a home built like a fortress that they can't quite figure out what was its purpose. It was called Villa Winter.

==

Did it have a German Shepherd dog ?

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 07:50 PM (g47mK)

13 Biscuits are done. I need a different mix. I am thinking of Bisquik because the only self rising flour around here is Wally's.
I could get a 5lb bag right from King Arthur.

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 07:51 PM (28cZF)

14 Good evening everyone

Spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 07:52 PM (ypFCm)

15 What to know about Saturday's nationwide "Hands Off!" anti-Trump protests
https://t.co/IzmfB4Y8Qe
A nationwide anti-President Trump movement on Saturday, "Hands Off!," is expected to be the largest single-day protest since he entered office. More than 1,100 rallies, visibility events and meetings were scheduled in all 50 states. Organizers said they had nearly 250,000 RSVPs.
The Hands Off! demonstrations will occur at state capitals, federal buildings, congressional offices and city centers. They are partnering with the Center for LGBTQ Economic Advancement & Research, Declaration for American Democracy, the Human Rights Campaign, Indivisible and Planned Parenthood.

Map of locations: https://handsoff2025.com/

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 04, 2025 07:52 PM (9aVck)

16 i don't know what kind of trees but i did once see a sort of pick snowstorm one afternoon a couple of years ago. very pretty

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2025 07:52 PM (CWTWj)

17 Better to just let it go.

Last time I tried a stunt like that, I ended up with gojuchang all over a good shirt. Then failed to wash it immediately and found out that's one of the most colorfast stains in existence.

Better living through photochemistry, though. Set the shirt out in bright sun for about an hour and the stain disappeared.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2025 07:52 PM (/HDaX)

18 Penguins may be fake, but they're emphatically mephitic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 04, 2025 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

19 You know what's evil ?? Storks.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 07:52 PM (g47mK)

20 The Hands Off! demonstrations

Hands off of what?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2025 07:53 PM (/HDaX)

21 "I do this. Maybe you do too. But the cap comes off 10% of the time and then you have mustard or ketchup all over your kitchen, including on the ceiling. Better to just let it go."

Important caveat: Keep your index finger on the cap at all times. Do not trust the bottle top to remain sealed, especially the ones with the flip lid. Otherwise, you're going to need to repaint.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 04, 2025 07:54 PM (gLikB)

22 Even the doggie driver got a treat

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 07:54 PM (ypFCm)

23 The Hands Off! demonstrations

Hands off of what?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2025 07:53 PM (/HDaX)
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Their grift?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2025 07:54 PM (cweKM)

24 I had an aunt who gave carrots to her golden.
I thought it cruel.

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 07:55 PM (28cZF)

25 Stop! Don't touch! That is my no-no square >> Handsoff2025

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 04, 2025 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

26 My wife was trying to rent a car on-line in Las Vegas and somehow, I have no idea why, she was having trouble with her card, and the fact that it was only showing prices for rentals in Euros.
I looked at it as she and a friend were slowly going insane trying to figure out what the problem was, and discovered for some reason they were trying to rent a car in Las Vegas, Tenerife, Gran Canaria.

Now, personally I would have had fun in the Canaries, but my wife and her friends wanted to go to Las Vegas NV.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 07:55 PM (D7oie)

27 Hands off of what?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Bet your ass it ain't our kids!

Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2025 07:55 PM (cPGH3)

28 @ 15; big errand running day tomorrow, i'll probably see at least one of these so i'm gonna wear my dark maga hat, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2025 07:55 PM (/Ghsb)

29 28 @ 15; big errand running day tomorrow, i'll probably see at least one of these so i'm gonna wear my dark maga hat, lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2025 07:55 PM (/Ghsb)

Represent!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2025 07:58 PM (h7ZuX)

30 23, bingo; hands off our grift!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2025 07:59 PM (/Ghsb)

31 You can see the dogs in the back salivating after the driver starts distributing at the front. Still, they remained patient. Good doggies. They've done well at school.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 04, 2025 08:00 PM (gLikB)

32 affirm!

Represent!!!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2025 08:01 PM (/Ghsb)

33 I pretty much kill snakes wherever I find them.

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2025 08:01 PM (UJ+K5)

34 All well-adjusted Morons who had a happy childhood and normal upbringing celebrate penguin content.
Damaged, surly, Morons who had a miserable childhood complain about penguin content.

Posted by: Way Of The World at April 04, 2025 08:04 PM (G5+As)

35 Around here they call it "shooting the chute" in sliding through the irrigation channels under the roads. Unfortunately they are corrugated culverts and they tend to rust, gather rocks, and buckle and peel, and they might trap a kid or cut him up real bad.

One of the local rural fire departments did drills in getting bodies out of them, they liked to invite all the local kids to watch

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 08:05 PM (D7oie)

36 Cruel? My goldens loved almost everything, carrots, apples, melons, raw cow stomach, they just weren't picky.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 04, 2025 08:05 PM (cvWHI)

37 Snakes go after things you don't want around

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 08:05 PM (ypFCm)

38 What to know about Saturday's nationwide "Hands Off!" anti-Trump protests
https://t.co/IzmfB4Y8Qe

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So the same people who wanted to have their hands in every single aspect of my personal and private life now want me to support some sort of "Hands Off" approach when government waste is being addressed?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Mothers are teaching their daughters to be workers, not wives at April 04, 2025 08:06 PM (Ziyvf)

39 Sneaky dog: commando tactics!

and: KILL SNEKS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2025 08:06 PM (eq4cC)

40 Cruel? My goldens loved almost everything, carrots, apples, melons, raw cow stomach, they just weren't picky.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 04, 2025 08:05 PM (cvWHI)

dogs are omnivores, cats are not.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2025 08:08 PM (n7h9X)

41 had an aunt who gave carrots to her golden.

In chili?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2025 08:10 PM (eq4cC)

42
37 Snakes go after things you don't want around
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 08:05 PM (ypFCm)

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One of those things is snakes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 08:10 PM (t1fZA)

43 very satisfying drone video

Houthis go BOOM

lovely bomb crater created

https://x.com/Scavino47/status/
1908278636085666148

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 08:11 PM (AOsQT)

44 Those who kill non-poisonous snakes will wind up with rats and mice up to their armpits.

Posted by: Reptile Liberation Front at April 04, 2025 08:12 PM (G5+As)

45 Busy , busy ! "Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is expected to visit Panama next week to participate in the annual Central American Security Conference. The Pentagon announced Hegseth will hold bilateral talks during the conference to "advance joint efforts and strengthen the U.S. partnership with Panama and other countries in the region, in line with the shared vision of peace and security in the Western Hemisphere." The visit comes against the backdrop of President Donald Trump’s recent threats to take control of the Panama Canal, which crosses the country and connects the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans."

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 08:13 PM (g47mK)

46 One of the theories is Hitler escaped to a location on the Canary Islands. There was a home built like a fortress that they can't quite figure out what was its purpose. It was called Villa Winter.

==

Did it have a German Shepherd dog ?
Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 07:50 PM (g47mK)

Never fear! Josh Gates will solve the mystery. Or, more likely, mug at the camera, make dumb jokes, come to a feeble maybe-sorta conclusion, and haul his money to the bank.

Wife loves the Expedition Unknown stuff. I admit to watching it, but it's usually some very interesting history surrounded by a lot of fluff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in a Weird Shaped State at April 04, 2025 08:13 PM (0aYVJ)

47 "Hands out" protest - Commies Target-Rich Environment Day tomorrow.

Bring your mostly-peaceful pea-shooters, slingshots, paint guns, and stink bombs.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bonus points for molasses balloons at April 04, 2025 08:14 PM (bI8eg)

48 Happy Friday, Morons!

Sunny and 65 on the beach! It’s glorious.
Take a deep breath. We are winning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2025 08:14 PM (TzdkP)

49 So, took Reef to the vet for the last of his shots. 19 weeks old now. He picked up 7lbs in three weeks. (18.9 to 26.)

I need to get some pictures into the pet thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 08:15 PM (8HNt+)

50 Garter snakes, turtles, frogs and similar mean you live in a pretty healthy habitat.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2025 08:17 PM (2OKI5)

51 All well-adjusted Morons who had a happy childhood and normal upbringing celebrate penguin content.
Posted by: Way Of The World at April 04, 2025 08:04 PM

Given penguins are incredibly and polymorphically perverse, not to mention beyond durian on the mephitic scale, I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 04, 2025 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

52 Just steamed some asparagus. Don't like it all that much, but I was out of rubber bands and it's cheaper than lobster.

Posted by: Stretch Cunningham at April 04, 2025 08:19 PM (G5+As)

53 Our previous home had garter snakes. I liked them. Kept the mice at bay. I was bummed when I accidentally ran over one with the lawn mower.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in a Weird Shaped State at April 04, 2025 08:19 PM (0aYVJ)

54 No doubt someone notified Ace that those aren't German Shepards but Malinois defying gravity.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 04, 2025 08:19 PM (FCbAQ)

55 Given penguins are incredibly and polymorphically perverse, not to mention beyond durian on the mephitic scale, I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Your parents locked you up in the bunkhouse when they went to town, didn't they?

Posted by: Penguin Pete at April 04, 2025 08:22 PM (G5+As)

56
High hit 86F today here, with humidity way up, dew point hitting 70F. I wimped out and turned on the A/C.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2025 08:23 PM (w6EFb)

57 43 I pretty much kill snakes wherever I find them.
Posted by: jsg

I am pretty much “live and let live.” Unless you are threatening me or my kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2025 08:24 PM (RWslB)

58 I haven't seen a snake yet, but, we do have a fox living in brush out back

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 08:25 PM (FqNtp)

59 Our previous home had garter snakes. I liked them. Kept the mice at bay. I was bummed when I accidentally ran over one with the lawn mower.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in a Weird Shaped State at April 04, 2025 08:19 PM (0aYVJ)

The new cat has already brought one in. He brought in about 20 last year. My wife is not amused,

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 08:25 PM (D7oie)

60 Interesting-

@WeLeftTheEUSSR
It looks like Le Pen will be the next French PM.

Her judgment has been deferred on appeal until next summer. The 3 judges who jailed her have had to go into hiding with protection.

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 08:25 PM (AOsQT)

61 I admit to killing a rattlesnake. But the fooker had just bitten my buddy's dog on the nose. So, of course, we had to kill it. Poor doggie was gone in a just a few minutes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in a Weird Shaped State at April 04, 2025 08:26 PM (0aYVJ)

62 Killing snakes is the 11th Commandment

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 08:27 PM (FqNtp)

63 Vipers must be killed. Garter snakes, rat snakes and such should be left alone. They help us.

Posted by: Don Prudhomme. at April 04, 2025 08:28 PM (G5+As)

64 I loved the clip of Torres del Paine in Patagonia. The wife are starting to plan a trip there for next Jan-Feb.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2025 08:28 PM (xCA6C)

65 I make an exception for Flies, and Mosquitos

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2025 08:28 PM (2OKI5)

66 Her judgment has been deferred on appeal until next summer. The 3 judges who jailed her have had to go into hiding with protection.
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 08:25 PM (AOsQT)

Well, that's good.

I wonder where they are hiding? Probably some palace somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 08:29 PM (8HNt+)

67 The new cat has already brought one in. He brought in about 20 last year. My wife is not amused,

Ooh what a good kitty!

I see vids of cats being friends with mice and just smh.

Unacceptable.

Posted by: kallisto at April 04, 2025 08:30 PM (HNJgI)

68 The 3 judges who jailed her have had to go into hiding, with protection.

Who are we to criticise their culture?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2025 08:30 PM (2OKI5)

69 Most flying insects are of the devil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 08:30 PM (8HNt+)

70 Vipers must be killed. Garter snakes, rat snakes and such should be left alone. They help us.
Posted by: Don Prudhomme. at April 04, 2025 08:28 PM (G5+As)

*wink and a nod to the sock*

Posted by: Jake Plummer at April 04, 2025 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)

71 Protection meaning Trojan (or French equivalent?)

I wonder if CBD has new roommates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 08:31 PM (8HNt+)

72 >>> 9 One of the theories is Hitler escaped to a location on the Canary Islands. There was a home built like a fortress that they can't quite figure out what was its purpose. It was called Villa Winter.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 04, 2025 07:49 PM (VofaG)

REICH MOVE Inside eerie Canary Islands villa where it's bizarrely claimed Hitler had plastic surgery before escape to South America
Jon Lockett
Published: 5:12 ET, Mar 9 2021
https://shorturl.at/OLl8k
The Sun

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2025 08:31 PM (Vqx30)

73 I wonder where they are hiding? Probably some palace somewhere.

Probably the Island of Monte Cristo.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2025 08:32 PM (xCA6C)

74 Most flying insects are of the devil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 08:30 PM (8HNt+)

even butterflies?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2025 08:33 PM (0aYVJ)

75 Toads are living bug eating machines

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 08:33 PM (ypFCm)

76 I worked with a Salvadoran who got bit by a berba Amarillo, some yellow viper.
He is quiet happy to live in the American northeast: good weather, plenty of water and trees, lots of protein milling around and not many poisonous things

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 08:34 PM (RBD82)

77 even butterflies?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2025 08:33 PM (0aYVJ)

I said most. Wasps, yellow jackets, bees, cicadas, fruit flies, flies, mosquitos, fleas, mites, etc etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 08:35 PM (8HNt+)

78 Judges went to Corsica

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 08:35 PM (RBD82)

79 Her judgment has been deferred on appeal until next summer. The 3 judges who jailed her have had to go into hiding with protection.
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 08:25 PM (AOsQT)

Since 1798 the deciding vote on French politics has been the Street. During the first Republic the National Guard had a say, and during the de Gualle the Army had a lot to contribute, but the Street is what seems to have the deciding vote, eventually.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 08:36 PM (D7oie)

80 de Gaulle darn it

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 08:38 PM (D7oie)

81 I worked with a Salvadoran who got bit by a berba Amarillo, some yellow viper.
He is quiet happy to live in the American northeast: good weather, plenty of water and trees, lots of protein milling around and not many poisonous things
Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 08:34 PM (RBD82)

I dunno, ten bucks a pound for coffee beans, and no place to get fried cassava. El Salvador has its benefits

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 08:39 PM (D7oie)

82 Baby goat's with toddlers was too cute

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 08:41 PM (ypFCm)

83 76 I wonder where they are hiding? Probably some palace somewhere.

Probably the Island of Monte Cristo.
Posted by: Archimedes

The Island of Dr. Moreau. It won't end well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2025 08:44 PM (BW+Gb)

84 Well I should get as much rest tonight as possible, Japanese Grand Prix is in middle of night tomorrow and Monday work is going to be another very long day.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2025 08:45 PM (ypFCm)

85 @ 48, uhuh, strapped to the max, whatever that means in your space-time continuum, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2025 08:45 PM (/Ghsb)

86 As you go south and west of the Ohio, the world turns to shit.
Even Accomack county is on the cusp: too hot, buggy and snaked. The water here is mud and the soil sits on clay.

Posted by: Accomack at April 04, 2025 08:45 PM (T1QkV)

87 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2025 08:46 PM (/Ghsb)

88 Now US judges seek to order the leaders of other countries around:

@EndWokeness
·
5h
BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis orders Trump to return a suspected MS-13 member from an El Salvadoran jail

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 08:48 PM (AOsQT)

89 slow fridat night innit, g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 04, 2025 08:48 PM (/Ghsb)

90 >>I loved the clip of Torres del Paine in Patagonia. The wife are starting to plan a trip there for next Jan-Feb.

Furthest south I've been in Chile is Puerto Montt but the whole area is spectacular. People are pretty nice as well. I love that region.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 08:51 PM (LkLld)

91 That golden dum-dum isn't so dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2025 08:53 PM (RIvkX)

92 "Just watching this gave me the heebie-jeebies"

Had a dream just like that this morning, except I ended up in a dead end. Which reminds me, I am having an MRI in a couple of weeks and I am just a wee bit claustrophobic. Checked my Zanex stock and I am good to go.

Posted by: javems at April 04, 2025 08:55 PM (8I4hW)

93 that's the Eighties I grew up in that would be somehow considered racist and exclusionary today.
———

Perhaps you misunderstood. Reptiles, frogs, garter snakes are “indicator species” of a healthy habitat for wildlife, as they are sensitive to herbicides, pesticides, chemicals, something.

I’ve no idea what you’re on about

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2025 08:55 PM (2OKI5)

94 What some may call Penguiphobia others regard as a rational response to the outrageous olfactory obscenity known as the false penguin.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 04, 2025 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

95 Why does the Executive branch need to concede to the Judicial branch?

Fuck off. Make me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2025 08:55 PM (CZWl4)

96 I always get the last of the ketchup out by leaving the bottle upside down in the refrigerator overnight.

Even more efficient is the last bit of barbecue sauce. When I get down to the bottom of the bottle, I use the remainder in my sloppy joe recipe, which calls for worcestershire sauce. Put some in the BBQ sauce bottle, shake vigorously, and add to the recipe.

Also works with other simpatico combinations. Add some milk to the chocolate syrup bottle near the end, etc.

Posted by: oopsie . . . too late at April 04, 2025 08:59 PM (kvDvI)

97
68 Her judgment has been deferred on appeal until next summer. The 3 judges who jailed her have had to go into hiding with protection.
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 08:25 PM (AOsQT)

Well, that's good.

I wonder where they are hiding? Probably some palace somewhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 08:29 PM (8HNt+)

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Some place with reliable access to sodomy and fine dining.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 08:59 PM (iTNuP)

98 "Judge Paula Xinis orders Trump to return a suspected MS-13 member from an El Salvadoran jail"

But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: An Approved Response at April 04, 2025 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

99 >>BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis orders Trump to return a suspected MS-13 member from an El Salvadoran jail

Bukele's response.

https://tinyurl.com/3hrn5sed

Should be interesting to see a clown district court judge try to force the President of El Salvador to return a MS-13 gang member.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 09:02 PM (LkLld)

100 I told my boss I had Career Constipation. He asked me what the hell it meant. Told him I couldn’t give a shit about the job.

Posted by: Pam Bondi at April 04, 2025 09:02 PM (/U5Yz)

101 BREAKING: Random District Hula Court Judge questions Monroe's motivations in excluding European powers from hemisphere; declares Monroe Doctrine repealed.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2025 09:04 PM (JkO4W)

102 >>It's way past time for Trump to, in Trumpian way make a big show of smacking down one of these ridiculous circuit judges. Let Robert's take up the cuase and see how that goes.

Already happened earlier tonight. Supreme Court found 5 - 4 for Trump's DOJ which I'm told is doing nothing in A DEI case.

Roberts voted with the liberals.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 09:05 PM (LkLld)

103 Should be interesting to see a clown district court judge try to force the President of El Salvador to return a MS-13 gang member.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 09:02 PM (LkLld)

I think he's supposed to come to the WH for a visit soon. Interesting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2025 09:05 PM (JdRZW)

104
WTF??

They remade Naked Gun...

with comedic actor...

Leem Neeson?

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 09:06 PM (Qzhm5)

105 Get right down to it, of course a president should be able to deport anybody. Citizens included. He’s the CINC.

Keep your shit wired tight, probably nothing to worry about. Illegal aliens, foreign nationals, spies, enemy combatants lawful or otherwise, deadbeats, vegetarians, fruititarians, sandal wearers et al, well too bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2025 09:06 PM (2OKI5)

106 99 Why does the Executive branch need to concede to the Judicial branch?

Fuck off. Make me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2025 08:55 PM (CZWl4)

Precisely. No standing, judgety judge. Certainly concerning the military--they have their own justice system and you aren't part of it. And certainly about who we hire or fire. Folks work at the pleasure of the President, not the judgity judge.

Or, just fuck right off to fuck off mountain already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2025 09:06 PM (LweC0)

107 I have terrible, by which I mean hilarious, news: David Hogg's gun control group March for our Lives has laid off almost all of its staff.

Anyway...

Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2025 09:07 PM (xrQwm)

108
WTF??

Leem Neeson is Frank Drebbin's son, Frank Jr.

And they have Nordberg's son as a character, too.

Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 09:07 PM (Qzhm5)

109 WTF??

They remade Naked Gun...

with comedic actor...

Leem Neeson?
Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 09:06 PM (Qzhm5)

Who they got to replace OJ?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2025 09:08 PM (JdRZW)

110
I'm getting senile...

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 09:09 PM (Qzhm5)

111
Leaving socks on is like driving with your left blinker on.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 09:09 PM (Qzhm5)

112
Who they got to replace OJ?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Just some random colored guy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 09:10 PM (Qzhm5)

113 1st tornado passed. It was heading toward us but made a dog leg left and went mile north of us. More potentially looming until midnight.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2025 09:10 PM (hoCmQ)

114 Tornado on ground by toxic shock tampon P&G plant.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 04, 2025 09:12 PM (hoCmQ)

115 Anyway...
Posted by: Ian S.
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Link, please.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2025 09:12 PM (XeU6L)

116 Judge orders election results of 2024 to be reversed, Kamala Harris to be sworn in as President.

Judge orders Trump Supreme Court appointments voided, President Harris to select replacements.

Judge orders all Trump voters to be imprisoned.

Posted by: mindful webworker - judge misjudges at April 04, 2025 09:14 PM (bI8eg)

117 Grieving for our country. Just grief.

Probably accepting DRP 2.0. Taking sick leave today and through next week since we don't get paid out for it. Meaning yesterday was my last day at my dream job. My boss said it's like taking the last lifeboat off the Titanic. I want to hold the line but the reality is getting fired next week the moment the DRP deadline passes. If there's a government left standing it will be because good people stayed. And I'm walking away. How can I look myself in the mirror? I feel like I'm abandoning the country I love. But it's like quitting with a gun to my head. I'm just so sad. Solidarity to you all. We don't deserve what has happened.

Oh, boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Intercepted r/fednews Transmissions at April 04, 2025 09:14 PM (ftD+B)

118 @122:

https://tinyurl.com/m4przx8b

Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2025 09:14 PM (xrQwm)

119
38 degrees here and snow is forecasted tonight.

Make it stop, lol

Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2025 09:15 PM (3ek7K)

120 BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis orders Trump to return a suspected MS-13 member from an El Salvadoran jail

She's hoping to arrange a meeting between Xinis and penis. Because based on the photo I saw she ain't get any otherwise.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2025 09:16 PM (xrQwm)

121 Ovechkin has tied Gretzky

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 09:17 PM (AOsQT)

122 WTF??

They remade Naked Gun...

with comedic actor...

Leem Neeson?
Posted by: Bartender at April 04, 2025 09:06 PM (Qzhm5)

Fuck. That.

Look, folks like Leslie Nielson, Robert Stack, Peter Graves, Barbara Billingsley, and Lloyd Bridges did the switch to comedy flawlessly. Aside from a kind of funny bit in one of the Ted movies, I do not see comedy coming from friggin' Liam Neeson.

And I would bet dollars to donuts there will be a Message Coming In at some point.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2025 09:17 PM (0aYVJ)

123 >>Of course.

But ACB voted with the majority. Trump won.

>>@ProfMJCleveland
·
>>3h
THREAD: SCOTUS decision today "should" cause stays of multiple injunctions ordering Trump Administration to keep funding grants. Same reasoning "should" also cause stays of multiple injunctions regarding employee firings. Cases impacted...1/

I get the desire to tell the courts to fuck off and just have Trump do what he wants. I doubt there is much leftists would like better. Trump Hitler is a dictator after all.

It may come to that if the SC goes rogue but I'd rather see the SC prove it is garbage before handing the left another weapon to justify their own lawlessness. In the meantime nothing is stopping Homan from rounding up illegals and throwing them in prison. More or going every day. And nothing is stopping any of Trump's other actions. If the left was winning Teslas wouldn't be burning.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 09:18 PM (LkLld)

124 No film snek!

- Snek

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2025 09:18 PM (Wnv9h)

125 Probably accepting DRP 2.0. Taking sick leave today and through next week since we don't get paid out for it. Meaning yesterday was my last day at my dream job. My boss said it's like taking the last lifeboat off the Titanic. I want to hold the line but the reality is getting fired next week the moment the DRP deadline passes. If there's a government left standing it will be because good people stayed. And I'm walking away. How can I look myself in the mirror? I feel like I'm abandoning the country I love. But it's like quitting with a gun to my head. I'm just so sad. Solidarity to you all. We don't deserve what has happened.

Oh, boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Intercepted r/fednews Transmissions

Sounds like Chi Chi Rodriguez.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2025 09:19 PM (2Ipyb)

126 Ovechkin has tied Gretzky
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 09:17 PM (AOsQT)

Pretty cool.

As an aside, I saw an ad with the Great One. His capped teeth looked ridiculous. I thought he was wearing a mouthpiece. Scale it back, dude.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2025 09:21 PM (0aYVJ)

127 I’m at the point where I support a Strong Man Trump. I know that power corrupts, but we can deal with that later.

Posted by: RI Red at April 04, 2025 09:22 PM (fNZyh)

128 It may come to that if the SC goes rogue but I'd rather see the SC prove it is garbage before handing the left another weapon to justify their own lawlessness.

College loans. Bribem set the precedent. The left can suck it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2025 09:22 PM (2Ipyb)

129 134 I’m at the point where I support a Strong Man Trump. I know that power corrupts, but we can deal with that later.
Posted by: RI Red at April 04, 2025 09:22 PM (fNZyh)

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Epaulettes, white horse, some assembly required.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2025 09:23 PM (JkO4W)

130 Did we ever get a streamed tour of Fort Knox? Or at least a reveal of the results if they did an inspection? I remember the topic was hot then I missed the ending

Posted by: SamIam at April 04, 2025 09:24 PM (oasF3)

131 College Loan “forgiveness” is BS.

Where’s my fucking refund?

I paid mine back. I hope that SOB dies in a fire

Posted by: Common Tater at April 04, 2025 09:25 PM (4QJOq)

132 BREAKING: Random District Hula District Court questions wisdom of landing at Normandy, thinks Calais would be a better bet. Issues injunction on Operation Overlord.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2025 09:25 PM (JkO4W)

133 The doggos getting their cheese rations cracked me up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2025 09:26 PM (mH6SG)

134 Aside from a kind of funny bit in one of the Ted movies, I do not see comedy coming from friggin' Liam Neeson.

Liam Neeson was hilarious in his cameo in Derry Girls.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 04, 2025 09:27 PM (ftD+B)

135 What some may call Penguiphobia others regard as a rational response to the outrageous olfactory obscenity known as the false penguin.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 04, 2025 08:55 PM

The false penguin is as disappointing as a false spring.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 04, 2025 09:28 PM (eXH28)

136 Fort Knox is likely in a huge room with a few boxes of IOUs on an IKEA table (buebliee), guarded by some old guy with a fly swatter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2025 09:29 PM (0aYVJ)

137 Crazy busy day, how are y’all?

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:29 PM (pZEOD)

138 134 I’m at the point where I support a Strong Man Trump. I know that power corrupts, but we can deal with that later.
Posted by: RI Red at April 04, 2025 09:22 PM (fNZyh)

I mean, Our Democracy tried to force me to take a brand new medicine after locking me up like a convict without anything resembling due process.

We're way past me fretting over whether my side dots "I"s and crosses "T"s. The Law.TM Pfft.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 04, 2025 09:30 PM (TdYBy)

139 I’m at the point where I support a Strong Man Trump. I know that power corrupts, but we can deal with that later.
Posted by: RI Red

Epaulettes, white horse, some assembly required.
Posted by: Cicero

Isn't part of the gig to appoint oneself a Colonel?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2025 09:30 PM (cYBz/)

140 145 Crazy busy day, how are y’all?
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:29 PM (pZEOD)

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Broker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2025 09:30 PM (JkO4W)

141 148 145 Crazy busy day, how are y’all?
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:29 PM (pZEOD)

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Broker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April

I was always broke. However, J is still crying the blues. I don’t even want to know how much, honestly. It’s easier for me!

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:32 PM (pZEOD)

142 Aside from a kind of funny bit in one of the Ted movies, I do not see comedy coming from friggin' Liam Neeson.

Obligatory:

https://tinyurl.com/ye2472py

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 04, 2025 09:33 PM (TdYBy)

143 Showed the puppers the video of the dogs patiently and obediently waiting for a treat.

She says those dogs are defective

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 04, 2025 09:34 PM (8AONa)

144 Piper,
You have your girlies, your kitties, you home and your pool.

You have your man.

You are the richest woman in the world. And you deserve it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2025 09:35 PM (n8wcY)

145 I was always broke. However, J is still crying the blues. I don’t even want to know how much, honestly. It’s easier for me!
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:32 PM (pZEOD)

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That's the best policy. It's just numbers on paper (or pixels)for now and THE LONG RUN has always been beneficent to the patient.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2025 09:37 PM (JkO4W)

146 Crazy busy day, how are y’all?
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:29 PM (pZEOD)

Doing well. We are in the latter stages of shedding the stank of Colorado. The Missus has to drive back next week to settle some things. Meanwhile I will be going to work like everything is normal. I am definitely on the right side of this whole thing.

I owe her a lot. Like a car, or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2025 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)

147 No doubt someone notified Ace that those aren't German Shepards but Malinois defying gravity.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

They sure are.

When our pup first adopted us, a vet had identified her as part German Shepherd and something. We soon learned she was full Belgian Malinois, and we learned what that meant. Not the dog we might have gone out and chosen, but the one God sent us, and so glad for her being here. High demand, but great reward.

Posted by: mindful webworker - built for speed at April 04, 2025 09:37 PM (bI8eg)

148 If Trump doesn't doesn't take a strong stand against this out of control judicialism in his second presidency will flail. He needs to make a decisive stand for presidential powers or he will go down in history as a week president. I believe time is running out for for him.

We are less than 3 months into Trump's term and he is about to pass Bill Clinton's record for cuts to the size of government. The southern border is now safer than it has ever been. Ever.

>>@LizMacDonaldFOX
·
>>4h
A dozen nations now talking tariff and trade deals with the Trump White House: Cambodia, Vietnam, Thailand, Japan, India, South Korea, Australia, the U.K., Israel, Argentina, Canada and Mexico

Time is running out for who?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 09:39 PM (LkLld)

149 Ovechkin needs 1 goal
Chicago empty net...

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 09:41 PM (AOsQT)

150
Time is running out for who?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 09:39 PM (LkLld)

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It's a game of international chicken but the U.S. is driving the tank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2025 09:41 PM (JkO4W)

151 The Naked Gun remake... let's just say the trailer did not blow my skirt up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 09:45 PM (8HNt+)

152 We soon learned she was full Belgian Malinois, and we learned what that meant. . . .
Posted by: mindful webworker

I have two Malinois neighbors. The male routinely escapes his enclosure to come over and plays with me until I poop out. I'll toss a stick down into the ravine behind my place and he'll go and bring back some monster branch to drop at my feet. After 45 min or so, I'm beat but he's just getting warmed up. Beautiful dog but he really needs a very active owner.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2025 09:45 PM (cYBz/)

153 >>It's a game of international chicken but the U.S. is driving the tank.

I'm enjoying the hell out of watching hair burn while Trump golfs. The pimp hand is holding cards.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2025 09:47 PM (LkLld)

154
WSH 5 CHI 3 final

Ovechkin is tied with Gretzky as game ends

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 09:48 PM (AOsQT)

155

A proposed bill in California would prohibit some teens up to 16 years old from riding in the passenger seat of a car unless they meet certain height requirements.

The bill, sponsored by Assemblymember Lori Wilson (D), would also require children under 10 years old and shorter children under 13 years old to sit in a booster seat, ABC7 reported. Children under 13 years old would be barred from sitting in the front passenger seat, along with teens up to 16 who do not meet certain height requirements.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2025 09:50 PM (63Dwl)

156 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2025 09:50 PM (63Dwl)

That's all insane. Forcing a 12 year old into a booster seat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 09:51 PM (8HNt+)

157 Ovechkin has apparently tied Gretzky’s record.

Posted by: Bulg at April 04, 2025 09:52 PM (77rzZ)

158
Time is running out for who?
Posted by: JackStraw

Rhymes with "china?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 09:52 PM (Qzhm5)

159
A proposed bill in California would prohibit some teens up to 16 years old from riding in the passenger seat of a car unless they meet certain height requirements.

The bill, sponsored by Assemblymember Lori Wilson (D), would also require children under 10 years old and shorter children under 13 years old to sit in a booster seat, ABC7 reported. Children under 13 years old would be barred from sitting in the front passenger seat, along with teens up to 16 who do not meet certain height requirements.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2025 09:50 PM (63Dwl)

What are the height and weight requirements, do you know?

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:52 PM (pZEOD)

160 Rhymes with "china?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 09:52 PM (Qzhm5)

Dinah Shore? I think she's dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 09:53 PM (8HNt+)

161
A proposed bill in California would prohibit some teens up to 16 years old from riding in the passenger seat of a car unless they meet certain height requirements.

The bill, sponsored by Assemblymember Lori Wilson (D), would also require children under 10 years old and shorter children under 13 years old to sit in a booster seat, ABC7 reported. Children under 13 years old would be barred from sitting in the front passenger seat, along with teens up to 16 who do not meet certain height requirements.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I like this bill. This would turn CA full red in one generation.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2025 09:53 PM (Qzhm5)

162 Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at April 04, 2025 09:53 PM (77rzZ)

163 Yep. 1994, per wiki.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 09:53 PM (8HNt+)

164 Hmmm. Booster seats made in China where they don't care about quality control, return customers, or Americans

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2025 09:53 PM (D7oie)

165 Time to suspend the Habeas Corpus!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2025 09:54 PM (g47mK)

166 Why was the Mezozoic Era so pleasant?

Because it was the Age of DinahShores.

Posted by: Bulg at April 04, 2025 09:55 PM (77rzZ)

167 What are the height and weight requirements, do you know?
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2025 09:52 PM (pZEOD)

hmm, are you concerned you'd be forced to ride in a booster seat whilst in CA ?

Posted by: first time commenter at April 04, 2025 09:55 PM (g47mK)

168 For you penguin enthusiasts

https://x.com/buitengebieden/status/
1907863959312515554

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2025 09:56 PM (AOsQT)

169
A proposed bill in California would prohibit some teens up to 16 years old from riding in the passenger seat of a car unless they meet certain height requirements.

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It's like they're trying to see how much we'll put up with.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 09:56 PM (QwK6F)

170 It's like they're trying to see how much we'll put up with.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 09:56 PM (QwK6F)

Tbf, California's seem to have not hit their limit yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 09:57 PM (8HNt+)

171 Although aside from armed revolt there does not seem much californians can do since they count votes up to 2 months after election day to keep people like this in office (or get them in.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 09:59 PM (8HNt+)

172 How can I look myself in the mirror? I feel like I'm abandoning the country I love. But it's like quitting with a gun to my head. I'm just so sad. Solidarity to you all.

Robert Smith just rolled his eyes and muttered "some people really need just to get laid" under his breath.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2025 09:59 PM (gKWVE)

173 Last!

Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2025 10:01 PM (gKWVE)

174
183 Although aside from armed revolt there does not seem much californians can do since they count votes up to 2 months after election day to keep people like this in office (or get them in.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 09:59 PM (8HNt+)

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I would like to see federall intervention.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2025 10:02 PM (QwK6F)

175 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2025 10:03 PM (8HNt+)

176 Weird Dave is up.

Posted by: Bulg at April 04, 2025 10:03 PM (77rzZ)

177 Huge! NC Supreme Court rules on Supreme Court race where a 10,000 vote lead became a loss after weeks of counting AFTER the election!

https://x.com/pepesgrandma/status
/1908218892146639303

Posted by: Ciampino - count increasing each cycle? at April 04, 2025 10:07 PM (sPQoU)

178 NOOD

ONT

DUBYA-DEE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2025 10:15 PM (Vqx30)

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