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Nashville Trans Shooter Plotted Attack for Years, Was Obsessed with Other School Shooters

I'm starting to think that maybe treating juvenile mental illness with powerful exogenous hormones and telling kids they were "born in the wrong body" isn't as medically effective as our "experts" believe.

Nashville police have released their final report on the Covenant School massacre -- a targeted March 2023 attack on a Christian school by a transgender shooter who killed three third-graders and three adults.

Rather than a highly anticipated manifesto, the report found that killer Audrey Hale left behind numerous notebooks, art books and computer documents about her plans to commit the attack and gain notoriety, partly inspired by the Columbine school shooting in 1999.

Hale, the 28-year-old attacker and biological female, began "fantasizing" about and researching mass shootings as far back as 2017, according to investigators. A year later, she wrote "detailed fantasies" about shooting up the Isaac T. Creswell Middle Magnet School for the Arts, killing her father and killing her psychiatrist.

"In this case, a manifesto didn't exist," the document reads. "Hale never left behind a single document explaining why she committed the attack, why she specifically targeted The Covenant, and what she hoped to gain, if anything, with the attack."

Instead, her motivations were scattered across those many notebooks and other writings, investigators found. They included an image showing more than two-dozen notebooks seized from Hale's car and bedroom. They also said she left a suicide note addressed to her parents.

Read the Nashville police report:

"In short, the motive determined over the course of the investigation was notoriety," according to investigators. "Even though numerous disappointments in relationships, career aspirations, and independence fueled her depression, and even though this depression made her highly suicidal, this doesn't explain the attack. As Hale wrote on several occasions, if suicide was her goal then she would have simply killed herself."

Oh, I see, you're babbling inanities because this is a cover-up. I'm sorry, my mistake, I thought you were professional police investigators who would tell us the truth.


Hale wanted people to remember her after her death, according to the document, and was partly inspired by books and documentaries on the Columbine killers. She wanted similar records of her own life and expected her guns, artwork and journals to be preserved in museums around the world.

"Most disturbingly, she wanted the things she left behind to be shared with the world so she could inspire and teach others who were 'mentally disordered' like her to plan and commit an attack of their own," investigators wrote.

Because of Hale's consistent diaries over a period of years, police said they were able to collect far more information about her than in a typical investigation. They found no evidence of accomplices and said she wanted to prove her "superiority."

The Covenant School was attached to a church that Hale once attended, and she chose the target because of her connection to it, because children wouldn't put up a fight, and because she wanted to obtain infamy, according to police.

I'm noticing a distinct lack of reference to her belief that Christians persecuted her because of her trans delusions.


Her biggest fear in the attack, at 5 feet, 2 inches tall and 120 pounds, was running into a "hero" who could physically overpower her and force her to be captured alive.

So she settled on an elementary school that she described as the setting for her "happiest" childhood memories.

"She never remarked of being bullied and ostracized there; on the contrary, she remarked on a couple of occasions how she established friendships, which included play-dates at the homes of other children and a sense of acceptance," police revealed. "She gave no examples of how anyone at the school belittled her or harmed her, as she did in other places she attended school. Because of this, Hale felt The Covenant was the perfect place to commit an attack, as it was the perfect setting for her death."

Related: Six "boys" of hidden ethnicity were arrested for raping a 15-year-old girl in the UK. Quick, make a Netflix show where you change the ethnicity of the perps to white and start running it in public schools to shame white boys who didn't commit the crimes.

The person who posted noted that said the BBC had shut down comments on the post so you have to imagine that this crime wasn't perpetrated by the BBC's Favored Criminals.

Related, as far as leftist criminal pathology: Another Tesla firebomber has been arrested.


A man accused of firebombing a Tesla dealership in Colorado is facing federal charges, Attorney General Pam Bondi said Monday.

Cooper Jo Fredrick, 24, was arrested in Plano, Texas, on suspicion of attacking a Tesla dealership on March 7 in Loveland, Colo., Bondi said.

"Let this be a warning. You can run, but you cannot hide," Bondi said in a video message. "Justice is coming."

Frederick, a resident of Fort Collins, Colo., allegedly ignited an incendiary device and hurled it at the dealership, narrowly missing several parked vehicles. The device landed between two cars, and created a fire, Loveland police said.

This Trantifa Auxiliary looks much as you'd expect.


Frederick was arrested a week after the attack. Federal prosecutors are seeking 20 years in prison, Bondi said.

In addition to the federal charges against him, Frederick is also facing local charges, including second-degree arson and possession of explosives or incendiary devices.

...

Lucy Grace Nelson, 42, also known as Justin Thomas Nelson, is also facing charges in connection with a separate Feb. 27 incident at the same Loveland dealership.

Lucy looks like Thor so you'd better use the "right" pronouns with him. I mean, her.

And speaking of rancid sex criminals protected by the Deep State:

Hunter Biden has agreed to give up his license to practice law in Washington, D.C., as a result of his criminal record.

The D.C. Bar's Board on Professional Responsibility, which oversees attorney discipline proceedings, revealed the decision by former President Joe Biden's son in a series of filings made public this week.

The voluntary decision to accept disbarment avoids potentially protracted proceedings over whether Hunter Biden's two prior criminal cases required him to lose his law license. Last June, he was convicted of owning a gun while using illegal drugs and lying on a gun-purchase form about his drug use. And in September, he pleaded guilty to tax evasion and other tax crimes.

Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM




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1 What would we do without "experts?"

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2025 06:22 PM (XMwZJ)

2 1st !

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2025 06:22 PM (UJ+K5)

3 shit

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2025 06:22 PM (UJ+K5)

4 Honest question : What good is the truth when it is "learned" 6 months after the fact ?

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2025 06:23 PM (UJ+K5)

5 I this the final report or the final final report?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

6 Trannies are the shock troops of the violent Left. But the media keeps looking for right wing extremists.

Posted by: EP at April 02, 2025 06:25 PM (aiCOr)

7 I'm not buying it.

I think the trans-shooter was a Chinese national that was being supplied arms by Iran.

Posted by: Average Republican at April 02, 2025 06:26 PM (BN7Mi)

8 We have many experts among our ranks. Let us not tar with a broad brush.

Posted by: Top. Men. at April 02, 2025 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

9 They, These and Gentle-Thems.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2025 06:28 PM (AVXxY)

10 Lucy got some splainin' to do!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 06:28 PM (63Dwl)

11 The motivation is that this sick fuck wanted to kill people and get famous.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 06:28 PM (n7h9X)

12 I am sure it had nothing to do with the drug cocktail this thing was taking every day to stay transgender.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2025 06:29 PM (e5NfL)

13 I'd arrest the judge then

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: US Attorney Leah Foley has filed a motion in US District Court in Boston to vacate the order of contempt against an ICE officer by a local Boston judge. The judge was angry the ICE agent arrested an illegal alien during his criminal trial. Foley says the Supremacy Clause “immunizes federal officers from state prosecution—including contempt proceedings—for actions taken in the course of their official duties.”

Posted by: W Boosh at April 02, 2025 06:30 PM (mlg/3)

14 Speaking of homicidal maniacs egged on by the woke, a guy in California shot and killed a pharmacist in order to start a Luigi Mangione style dialog on Big Pharma.

https://bit.ly/3YkLmNp

Posted by: Candidus at April 02, 2025 06:30 PM (runG0)

15 Once again LE held back on damning information.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:31 PM (/U5Yz)

16
numerous disappointments in relationships, career aspirations, and independence

================

No. Does that happen when you undergo irreversible surgery and hormone treatment with irreversible effects and you still wind up looking like a sexual halfling?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 02, 2025 06:31 PM (lCaJd)

17 14 Speaking of homicidal maniacs egged on by the woke, a guy in California shot and killed a pharmacist in order to start a Luigi Mangione style dialog on Big Pharma.

https://bit.ly/3YkLmNp

Posted by: Candidus at April 02, 2025 06:30 PM (runG0)

Link no worky

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2025 06:31 PM (UJ+K5)

18 >>Speaking of homicidal maniacs egged on by the woke, a guy in California shot and killed a pharmacist in order to start a Luigi Mangione style dialog on Big Pharma.


I'd be more sympathetic if he said he was doing it for the Crazy Liberal Snatch.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2025 06:32 PM (AVXxY)

19 From DU:

"A little birdie in DC told me that ReTHUGs are in a state of stunned incredulity because

of Cory Booker’s 25 hour plus marathon response to their authoritarian Jim Crow and handmaiden agenda."

FYI, 'little birdie' >>>>>>>>>> 'informed source'

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 06:32 PM (a3Q+t)

20 All the actual political terrorism comes from the Left. Yet the media is only on watch for the non-existent right wing.

Posted by: EP at April 02, 2025 06:32 PM (aiCOr)

21 11 The motivation is that this sick fuck wanted to kill people and get famous.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 06:28 PM (n7h9X)

Apparently mom and dad thought it was all just fine, just fine indeed.

WTF?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2025 06:32 PM (LweC0)

22 >>"A little birdie in DC told me that ReTHUGs are in a state of stunned incredulity because

of Cory Booker’s 25 hour plus marathon response to their authoritarian Jim Crow and handmaiden agenda."


lol.

Talk about a worthless stunt. Literally nobody cared.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2025 06:33 PM (AVXxY)

23 [i14 a guy in California shot and killed a pharmacist
https://bit.ly/3YkLmNp

Posted by: Candidus

In California. With a gun.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:33 PM (/U5Yz)

24 So the "authorities" let us believe for two years that Hale was bullied by Christians and was "angry" at them and that that was a warped justification for sh*oting kids. Just in case anyone else was also angry and wanted some ideas.

Huh.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 06:34 PM (E0p3T)

25 5 I this the final report or the final final report?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

Sit tight, at some point over the next decade we may finally get the final final report on JFK.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2025 06:34 PM (LweC0)

26 Link no worky
Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2025 06:31 PM (UJ+K5)

Sorry I asked Grok to shorten the link and apparently it started hallucinating.

https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1907441035472429543

Posted by: Candidus at April 02, 2025 06:34 PM (runG0)

27 Apparently DU is ignorant of the Style Guide, which mandates "fiercely heterosexual" prefix "Cory Booker". Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

28 It's ma'am!!!! Reeeee!!!!!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 02, 2025 06:34 PM (T5xsx)

29 >>Apparently mom and dad thought it was all just fine, just fine indeed.


Doctor: Do you want a Dead Daughter or a Trans Son?


Reality: Embrace the Power of AND.

Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2025 06:35 PM (AVXxY)

30 Ummm...what's a "Cory Booker?" Sounds like some kind of kinky gay sex routine...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2025 06:36 PM (XMwZJ)

31 In xer manifesto, Hale also reportedly revealed that Liberace was gay.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 06:37 PM (E0p3T)

32 So the "authorities" let us believe for two years that Hale was bullied by Christians and was "angry" at them and that that was a warped justification for sh*oting kids. Just in case anyone else was also angry and wanted some ideas.

Huh.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 06:34 PM


They had the same PR team that the "covid evolved in the wild" did. All lying liars from liarsville.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2025 06:37 PM (e5NfL)

33 A focused Brute Squad to tune up the miscreants on the Left would be nice.

The lack of symmetry for justice means there is no justice. Only the rule of man in tribes.
The Left has returned to the Stone Age.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

34 So, is what is going on Lunacy or Demonic???

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2025 06:38 PM (mu/VF)

35 This is how you get a Pinochet. PBUH.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2025 06:38 PM (XMwZJ)

36 Don't be dissing my Cory!

That boy can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Posted by: T-bone at April 02, 2025 06:38 PM (XrIem)

37 "Dead girl or live trans boy?" sounds like after dinner at Mitch McConnell house.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 06:39 PM (E0p3T)

38 I know it is in our style guide. But if Cory Booker is fiercely heterosexual, I'm Wilt Chamberlain.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

39 Do I guess the secret that the police/FBI/DOJ wanted to keep hidden was that the Christians didn't bully her for being trans. Yhe Narrative must not be questioned, even if it means Christians can be blamed and harassed for something they didn't do.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2025 06:39 PM (Dv3i1)

40 37 "Dead girl or live trans boy?" sounds like after dinner at Mitch McConnell house.
Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 06:39 PM (E0p3T)

Check his crawlspace??

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2025 06:39 PM (mu/VF)

41 I read that young lady's manifesto when it got released. Some people are so broken that taking them out back and giving them the Old Yeller treatment is the only humane thing you can do.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 06:40 PM (lXCUP)

42 even if it means Christians can be blamed and harassed for something they didn't do
And murdered...don't forget murdered...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2025 06:40 PM (XMwZJ)

43 So, is what is going on Lunacy or Demonic???
--------
Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Crusader at April 02, 2025 06:40 PM (TN0g+)

44 Thankfully the Boomtown Rats never wrote a song about Hale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 06:40 PM (xiqAs)

45 NR Pax

There are standards for humanity which simply are not enforced in today's world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

46 Biological female is a redundancy you low IQ twits. No mention of SSRIs. I'm sure that has absolutely no relevance to her mental state.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * ain't no sunshine in my life today at April 02, 2025 06:41 PM (J1mV/)

47 "Dead girl or live trans boy?"

We need more parents to say things like "My daughter is not going to be mutilated so you will either help her or I will find an actual professional who can.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 06:41 PM (lXCUP)

48 Hale, the 28-year-old attacker and biological female, began "fantasizing" about and researching mass shootings as far back as 2017

When she went on drugs

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 06:42 PM (gbOdA)

49 There are standards for humanity which simply are not enforced in today's world.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


And if they had been, mental illness like hers would be little more than a footnote.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 06:42 PM (lXCUP)

50 Did Dead Transiberian Boy ever open for Pussy Riot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 06:42 PM (xiqAs)

51 Her biggest fear in the attack, at 5 feet, 2 inches tall and 120 pounds, was running into a "hero" who could physically overpower her and force her to be captured alive.

Good guy with a gun

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 06:44 PM (gbOdA)

52 Talk about a worthless stunt. Literally nobody cared.
Posted by: garrett at April 02, 2025 06:33 PM (AVXxY)

I remember when the left and media mercilessly mocked Rand Paul for reading Green Eggs and Ham or something during his filibuster during the Obama years.

Ah, how political narratives change depending on the moment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2025 06:44 PM (uCjyK)

53 I feel like these shootings are useful to a segment of the deep state as a sort of psychological warfare against their own populace.

Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2025 06:44 PM (q177U)

54 Where was a fentanyl overdose when you need one?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (wO8PJ)

55 51 Her biggest fear in the attack, at 5 feet, 2 inches tall and 120 pounds, was running into a "hero" who could physically overpower her and force her to be captured alive.

Good guy with a gun
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 06:44 PM (gbOdA)

Watched her takedown… the LEO’s did a good job in this case…

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (mu/VF)

56 We need more parents to say things like "My daughter is not going to be mutilated so you will either help her or I will find an actual professional who can.
_____

I saw a horrifying video of a mom telling her boy dressed as a girl that his penis is a birth defect.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (Dv3i1)

57 Black on white violent crime; assault, battery, rape and murder is pretty much a one way deal. Nobody is willing to talk about it. So fuck off with your bullshit about a conversation about race.

Posted by: EP at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (aiCOr)

58 Hale died too quickly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (/U5Yz)

59 NR Pax

Is it the agent, or those who enabled the agent that should be punished? I know. This is an And question.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

60 The lack of symmetry for justice means there is no justice. Only the rule of man in tribes.
The Left has returned to the Stone Age.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

They want to go savage, I say bring it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * feeling a bit atavistic at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (J1mV/)

61 There are standards for humanity which simply are not enforced in today's world.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I think it's time to completely give up on the idea of public schooling.
This will be hard on many, but I think it is necessary.
Return schooling to something parents, communities, and churches do on a very local level.

Posted by: T-bone at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (XrIem)

62 Cooper Jo Fredrick, 24

He is gonna get the ass secks

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (gbOdA)

63 Golly shooting up a fondly remembered elementary school because little kids are easier to kill.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (wBaIH)

64 Her biggest fear in the attack, at 5 feet, 2 inches tall and 120 pounds, was running into a "hero" who could physically overpower her and force her to be captured alive.
-------

Read: Any biological male

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 06:46 PM (E0p3T)

65 Here's a detail about me I've never revealed:

A very close relative of mine once was a teacher at Columbine High School. Although, admittedly, long long before the mass shooting.

Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2025 06:46 PM (pMi6S)

66 58 Hale died too quickly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:45 PM (/U5Yz)

But still got dead… unlike Luigi Mangione… who is a celebrity.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2025 06:46 PM (mu/VF)

67 5ft 2in?

Thousand Millimeter Reich might have stopped Hale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (xiqAs)

68 What I dont get is, most rank and file, state law enforcement is pretty conservative. Add to that TN is an ultra red state. I bet 90%+ of this police dept voted Trump.

Odd that a coverup would happen to protect the trans narrative.

Posted by: Leupold at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (4pwAx)

69 >> Ummm...what's a "Cory Booker?" Sounds like some kind of kinky gay sex routine...

20 bucks, same as in the Senate chamber.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (l3YAf)

70 T-bone

I have been advocating this since I taught in a public school for 6 months.

I am going to ask if I can present topics I like, and can make informative yet entertaining, at a local home schooled network.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

71 ***Hunter Biden has agreed to give up his license to practice law in Washington, D.C., as a result of his criminal record.***
---

Hillary, Hillary Clinton couldn't pass the bar exam int D.C.
That's how smart the smartest woman in the world is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (SP4ma)

72 The D.C. Bar's Board on Professional Responsibility, which oversees attorney discipline proceedings, revealed the decision...

Got right on that, didn't they?

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (HeV6l)

73 Cory Booker's safe word is Spartacus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (xiqAs)

74 Shooting a pharmacist at Walgreens because you hate Big Pharma is like killing a flea because you hate dogs.

Posted by: huerfano at April 02, 2025 06:48 PM (n2swS)

75 Is it the agent, or those who enabled the agent that should be punished? I know. This is an And question.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


The agent, the enablers and anyone within one hundred yards that isn't smart enough to run away from the shit storm. Make very painful examples of them until the medical community realizes that maybe they should go back to their only being two genders.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 06:49 PM (lXCUP)

76 Ace, come on now! Next you'll draw ridiculous conclusions about mass shooters and SSRIs!

Trust the science, people!

Posted by: I.M. Quack, MD at April 02, 2025 06:49 PM (0G20A)

77 Cooper Jo Fredrick looks like Bud Bundy in s5e3.
"You look like a fine young man... you know what they do to fine young men in prison? that's where you're going if you perjure this Court"

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2025 06:49 PM (gKWVE)

78 Some people are so broken that taking them out back and giving them the Old Yeller treatment is the only humane thing you can do.
Posted by: NR Pax


I disagree. She should have been committed by her parents. Extremely difficult and we don't know exactly what they did try, but something different was in order.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2025 06:49 PM (mlg/3)

79 Braenyard, I read that as Killary couldn't pass a bar as in going in to have a drink

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2025 06:50 PM (wO8PJ)

80 I am going to ask if I can present topics I like, and can make informative yet entertaining, at a local home schooled network.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Think of all the retirees that can volunteer to teach? There is no reason for public schools.
(and sock off)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 02, 2025 06:50 PM (XrIem)

81 The cops who took down Hale were something else. They went in hard and got the job done. The video of the cops taking care of business was pretty impressive, from what I recall.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2025 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

82 Her biggest fear in the attack, at 5 feet, 2 inches tall and 120 pounds, was running into a "hero" who could physically overpower her and force her to be captured alive.
-------
Read: Any biological male


I prefer 'putative' male.

Posted by: David Hogg at April 02, 2025 06:50 PM (qL8Uu)

83 Judge, "Is your daughter a prsent danger to herself or others?"

Parents, "Well we think she might be."

Judge, "sorry I cannot allow her to be sectioned."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 06:50 PM (xiqAs)

84 I thought Hunter didn't have a criminal record. He's been pardoned.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2025 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

85 Cory Booker's safe word is Spartacus.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Huh. I woulda guessed he exclaims that when he blows his load.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 02, 2025 06:51 PM (T5xsx)

86 78 Some people are so broken that taking them out back and giving them the Old Yeller treatment is the only humane thing you can do.
Posted by: NR Pax

I disagree. She should have been committed by her parents. Extremely difficult and we don't know exactly what they did try, but something different was in order.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Make Frontal Lobotomies Great Again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:51 PM (/U5Yz)

87 Crowder read a bunch of the stuff in the notebooks last year.

Her motives were clear as day. She hated Christians.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2025 06:51 PM (dGCAG)

88 As many have noted, and continue to note:

The "affirmative care" approach to "trans identified kids" will go down in medical history as one of the greatest scandals and mass delusions of all time.

Mutilating an entire generation of mentally ill children to justify and supply converts a cult of sadistic sexual perverts? Sounds like a plan -- let's do it.

Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2025 06:52 PM (pMi6S)

89 68 What I dont get is, most rank and file, state law enforcement is pretty conservative. Add to that TN is an ultra red state. I bet 90%+ of this police dept voted Trump.

Odd that a coverup would happen to protect the trans narrative.
Posted by: Leupold
---

Just as Dr.s adhere to accepted practices and procedures so do cops. There are things that are not said or done if you want to stay in line for promotion or keep your job.
Said another way; buck the system and you are the odd man out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2025 06:52 PM (SP4ma)

90 NR Pax

Remember, the Deep State and liberal judges (most of them) protect trans. They are pedophiles, homos, homo pedophiles, and thieves.

We need something else.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

91 zombie

PAGAN - People Against Goodness And Normalcy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 06:52 PM (xiqAs)

92 84 I thought Hunter didn't have a criminal record. He's been pardoned.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 02, 2025 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

I don't think the bar would car if you're pardoned.

It's kind of like a parallel justice system for your license. You can be disbarred for things even if you were not criminally guilty of anything.

That said, I'm surprised the DC bar went after Hunter Biden. They could have chosen to ignore him. And they don't have to disbar someone just because they were convicted of a crime. I know several lawyers with DUI's and such on their records.

But I guess they're trying to retain some semblance of being impartial.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2025 06:53 PM (uCjyK)

93 "She gave no examples of how anyone at the school belittled her or harmed her, as she did in other places she attended school. Because of this, Hale felt The Covenant was the perfect place to commit an attack, as it was the perfect setting for her death."

"These people never harmed me in any way, so I'm going to kill them for it"

Nice. :/

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 02, 2025 06:53 PM (hB7mE)

94 Huh. I woulda guessed he exclaims that when he blows his load.
Posted by: She Hobbit


I suppose you'd have to guess... since it's highly unlikely you'll be anywhere near him when he does that.

Posted by: gKWVE might have to worry more at April 02, 2025 06:53 PM (gKWVE)

95 What I dont get is, most rank and file, state law enforcement is pretty conservative. Add to that TN is an ultra red state. I bet 90%+ of this police dept voted Trump.

Odd that a coverup would happen to protect the trans narrative.
Posted by: Leupold at April 02, 2025 06:47 PM (4pwAx)

One of the lessons of covid and the BLM riots is that the police, now matter how “conservative”, no matter how many Trump flags they own or Punisher skull tattoos they have, are just mercs working for a paycheck. “Just following orders.”

US police are only a few years behind UK police in arresting people for mean tweets. And they’re a lot more likely to shoot you than their Limey counterparts.

This is why it’s foolish for the right to valorize our current police state. If the government is communist, the police are the enforcement arm of the communists. You think weak faggots like Corey Booker can force you to do anything. The only reason they can is because the “mostly conservative” police force will beat your ass for not wearing a mask to keep their pension.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 02, 2025 06:53 PM (l3YAf)

96 I have a turkey vulture walking my deck railing. He is looking for love, but is alone right now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:54 PM (u82oZ)

97 88 As many have noted, and continue to note:

The "affirmative care" approach to "trans identified kids" will go down in medical history as one of the greatest scandals and mass delusions of all time.

Mutilating an entire generation of mentally ill children to justify and supply converts a cult of sadistic sexual perverts? Sounds like a plan -- let's do it.
Posted by: zombie
---

And we should look to those who are promoting and doing this and act responsibly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 02, 2025 06:54 PM (SP4ma)

98 Ah, a second turkey vulture just flew down to my deck.

Ad they are getting busy already!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

99 Some people are so broken that taking them out back and giving them the Old Yeller treatment is the only humane thing you can do.
Posted by: NR Pax

I disagree. She should have been committed by her parents. Extremely difficult and we don't know exactly what they did try, but something different was in order.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2025 06:49 PM


At 28 years old and getting treatment from various doctors I doubt a judge would have had her committed even if her parents wanted that. And I doubt the doctors treating her for transgenderism would ever consent to letting her be locked up for psychiatric care.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2025 06:55 PM (e5NfL)

100 Senate Hearing Goes Completely Off the Rails When Ted Cruz Triggers Amy Klobuchar After Calling Democrats “The Party of Murderers and R*pists”

Is Teddy up for election soon?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:55 PM (/U5Yz)

101 Cory Booker's safe word is Spartacus.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Heh
You owe me a good shot of gin.

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2025 06:56 PM (cPGH3)

102 Take a profound mental illness, fuel it with hormones alien to the DNA and you get rage.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2025 06:56 PM (wO8PJ)

103 In an ideal world, well, okay, parents before the age of whatever this is, would be allowed to parent their wayward and delusional child.

These days, a child gets the "trans label" they basically have a "get out of parental authority" card.

Though, I think I'd opt for CPS to take the delusional child. Not like CPS can really make things worse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2025 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

104 The sex took 5 seconds, before I could get a picture for the garden thread.

Now they are relaxing on the railing. If the male could smoke a cigarette, he would.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:56 PM (u82oZ)

105 91 zombie

PAGAN - People Against Goodness And Normalcy
Posted by: Anna Puma


Is that a real group?

If not, set up a GoFundMe for it and you'll have 10,000 members signed up almost immediately.

"Freaking out the squares" is the primary motivation behind much of the Left's lunacy and misbehavior.

Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2025 06:56 PM (pMi6S)

106 What I dont get is, most rank and file, state law enforcement is pretty conservative. Add to that TN is an ultra red state. I bet 90%+ of this police dept voted Trump.

Odd that a coverup would happen to protect the trans narrative.
Posted by: Leupold

" Diversity " flourishes at the administrative/leadership level. More difficult at the rank and file level. Betting the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department has some good PR about their diversity achievements.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * feeling a bit atavistic at April 02, 2025 06:57 PM (J1mV/)

107 "Dead girl or live trans boy?" sounds like after dinner at Mitch McConnell house.
Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 06:39 PM (E0p3T)

"Dead son/daughter or live tranny." is a false dichotomy. The child you had has been murdered by the freak you get.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2025 06:57 PM (8zz6B)

108 Ah, a second turkey vulture just flew down to my deck.

Ad they are getting busy already!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:55 PM (u82oZ

Please don't submit any photos to the pet thread.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2025 06:58 PM (dJimA)

109 The sex took 5 seconds, before I could get a picture for the garden thread.

Now they are relaxing on the railing. If the male could smoke a cigarette, he would.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Ah, AoSHQ... come for the cruelty, stay for the turkey vulture mating play-by-play.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 02, 2025 06:58 PM (T5xsx)

110 "Dead son/daughter or live tranny." is a false dichotomy. The child you had has been murdered by the freak you get.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Posted by: Shit Elon said at April 02, 2025 06:58 PM (cPGH3)

111 OK, gonna make me a PAGAN. tshirt.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2025 06:58 PM (wO8PJ)

112
xerxes
xerxes
xerxes
xerxes
SPARTACUS!

Posted by: Cory Booker on a squeaky bed at April 02, 2025 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

113 96 I have a turkey vulture walking my deck railing. He is looking for love, but is alone right now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Vulture is trying to tell you to bring out your dead.

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at April 02, 2025 06:59 PM (G5+As)

114 "Quick, make a Netflix show where you change the ethnicity of the perps to white and start running it in public schools to shame white boys who didn't commit the crimes."

this seems like some sort of criminal act. They are not just "shaming white boys", they are protecting the real villains, and endangering the white boys. And it seems like a "Hate Crime" worthy of extended sentences.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2025 06:59 PM (Cus5s)

115 I met my dream man at yoga class...but his wife 'BEHEADED' him when she found out - Daily Mail

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:59 PM (/U5Yz)

116 Oh good grief, Insty has a screen cap of a Elle interview with Kilmer and asks how gay is "Top Gun?" With 1 being "not gay" and 10 being "Liberace in an F 16."

Kilmer's response: 11.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2025 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

117 Ben Had,

Don't forget the goat skin chaps.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:00 PM (xwgc/)

118 104 The sex took 5 seconds, before I could get a picture for the garden thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I missed the previous comment that provided the context for this.

I thought, "To each his own -- who am I to criticize what other people do in bed?"

Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2025 07:00 PM (pMi6S)

119 88 Doctors make pallets of cash chopping up children. Hormones for life, horrifying procedures to keep the fake genitals "functioning," and more

Mad scientists, all of them.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 02, 2025 07:00 PM (0G20A)

120 116 Oh good grief, Insty has a screen cap of a Elle interview with Kilmer and asks how gay is "Top Gun?" With 1 being "not gay" and 10 being "Liberace in an F 16."

Kilmer's response: 11.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2025 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

Pretty funny…

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2025 07:00 PM (mu/VF)

121 OK, gonna make me a PAGAN. tshirt.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2025 06:58 PM


Ace the TxMoMe Cat says you don't qualify.

And so say we all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

122 This is why it’s foolish for the right to valorize our current police state. If the government is communist, the police are the enforcement arm of the communists. You think weak faggots like Corey Booker can force you to do anything. The only reason they can is because the “mostly conservative” police force will beat your ass for not wearing a mask to keep their pension.
----------
Correct. Whenever anyone wants to be just a little too gung-ho about the police, I only have to remind them of "motorcycle cops". They are THEIVES who lay in wait for the "stage coach" to come along so they can rob the occupants of it. There is zero honor in being a motorcycle cop--Jon and Ponch hung up their helmets a long time ago.

Posted by: Crusader at April 02, 2025 07:01 PM (TN0g+)

123 Hunter will have to get back to painting for a living.
Who would have hired Hunter as a lawyer now that Pop gas gone back to the basement?

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2025 07:01 PM (ypFCm)

124 zombie

It was about the only funny thing in the whole Dragnet movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:01 PM (xiqAs)

125 >> The sex took 5 seconds

Show off.

Posted by: David French at April 02, 2025 07:01 PM (l3YAf)

126 Freddy Jo’s arm was going keep him down at the junction.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 02, 2025 07:02 PM (2ap+5)

127 Top Gun Honest Trailer

https://youtu.be/UxFq16IG_k0

Posted by: Don Black at April 02, 2025 07:02 PM (AOsQT)

128
Cory Booker's safe word is Spartacus.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Huh. I woulda guessed he exclaims that when he blows his load.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)


Spurtacus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

129 t-shirt. will say if you support mental illness you just might be a PAGAN

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2025 07:02 PM (wO8PJ)

130
Pretty funny…
Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2025 07:00 PM (mu/VF)
-----------

I'm still laughing at "Liberace in an F-16"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2025 07:02 PM (tT6L1)

131 She should have been committed by her parents. Extremely difficult and we don't know exactly what they did try, but something different was in order.

From what I had read, she had been in therapy for various issues since she was around six. And it is VERY difficult to get a person committed, especially for the long term that she needed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 07:02 PM (lXCUP)

132 Top Gun volleyball scene and a song on the soundtrack called "Playing with the boys."

Well duh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:03 PM (xiqAs)

133 I like turkey vultures. Black buzzards are nasty bastards but the turkey vulture is a noble beast that performs a useful function. And they are kind of goofy looking.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:03 PM (xwgc/)

134 132 Top Gun volleyball scene and a song on the soundtrack called "Playing with the boys."

Well duh.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:03 PM (xiqAs)

Yeah. Gay.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2025 07:03 PM (mu/VF)

135 I first noticed ‘white guy did it’ storyline on Law and Order, the slimiest diarrhea stream ever spewed from tv writers. Now it’s everywhere, propaganda Goebbels would be so proud o.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 07:04 PM (p4vtc)

136 “There is no law so repugnant, so degrading, or so depraved that the police will not enforce it upon their fellow citizenry with enthusiasm.“

Posted by: Oglebay at April 02, 2025 07:06 PM (2ap+5)

137 Ah, a second turkey vulture just flew down to my deck.

Ad they are getting busy already!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

"Eat me, eat me!" she croaked.

"Can't, you're not dead yet."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2025 07:06 PM (8zz6B)

138 zombie

Good to see you. Please tell your friends that flyover country outdoor turkey vulture sexual practices are much shorter that flyover people's mattress-shredding, headboard-banging yodel sex.

They both flew off. No cuddling. No murmurs into shell like ears. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

139 The Democratic party is the home of sexual deviants, violent extremists, unearned functionaries. And yet still somehow viable. What the actual Fuck.

Posted by: EP at April 02, 2025 07:08 PM (aiCOr)

140 Alberta Oil Peon

Good one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

141 I often see turkey vultures hanging on on the street lights over the freeway and wonder if they know something I don't.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 07:08 PM (lXCUP)

142 Anna that's not fair --

-- the virgin Connie Swail
-- the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology
-- "smoking is a bad habit I don't encourage in others"
-- etc

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:09 PM (xwgc/)

143 Spiritual warfare. Satan exists.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 02, 2025 07:09 PM (9X60i)

144 "Hunter Biden has agreed to give up his license to practice law in Washington, D.C., as a result of his criminal record."

And yet Kevin Clinesmith, who was convicted of a felony, can practice law in DC as the DC bar reinstated his license.

This is the same DC Bar that disbarred Rudy Giuliani, who has not been convicted of a felony. Or any other criminal charge, IIRC.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 02, 2025 07:09 PM (0CU3H)

145 The guy that moves pianos for a living

Good to see you posting again. You Nic always brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

146 142 Anna that's not fair --

-- the virgin Connie Swail
-- the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology
-- "smoking is a bad habit I don't encourage in others"
-- etc
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:09 PM (xwgc/)

People
Against
Goodness
And
Normalcy

P.A.G.A.N.

'Thanks, Joe.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:10 PM (bss/y)

147 121 OK, gonna make me a PAGAN. tshirt.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2025 06:58 PM

Ace the TxMoMe Cat says you don't qualify.

And so say we all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 07:01 PM (a3Q
We been morons too long to become pagans. Besides we already have those shirts.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 07:10 PM (p4vtc)

148 139 The Democratic party is the home of sexual deviants, violent extremists, unearned functionaries. And yet still somehow viable. What the actual Fuck.
----------
Its one of the outcomes of declaring God to be dead and to declare religion to be of no worth in the setting of a moral code. Then slide just one more step backwards by decreeing that there is no such thing as objective truth, and you have all of the right settings for corrupting anything and everything that wish.

Posted by: Crusader at April 02, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

149 'Certainly not the type of behavior your uncle would have approved of. Maybe you should try being more like him.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:10 PM (bss/y)

150 NR Pax

Lot of road kill under the light. Mostly raccoons and skunk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

151 I had to give your birds a thumbs up!

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:12 PM (xwgc/)

152 What just happened??

Posted by: mrs turkey vulture at April 02, 2025 07:12 PM (gKWVE)

153 'Don't you mean 'the virgin, connie swayle?!''

*arches eyebrow*

*shocked double take*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:12 PM (bss/y)

154 I do love that movie. It is idiotic. But awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:12 PM (bss/y)

155 Rand Paul says the Hawt Smooley tariffs were bad for the USA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 07:12 PM (63Dwl)

156 155 Rand Paul says the Hawt Smooley tariffs were bad for the USA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 07:12 PM (63Dwl)

How hot was Smooley?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:13 PM (bss/y)

157 Wham bam, thank you Ma'am!

Posted by: Mr. Turkey Vulture at April 02, 2025 07:13 PM (dQoNW)

158 'Certainly not the type of behavior your uncle would have approved of. Maybe you should try being more like him.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD

=====

There was a line about "his only piece of equipment that wasn't government-issued" that the theater audience chuckled at.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pys1d)

159 The hoot owls were getting busy in my backyard a few nights ago. Have you ever heard owls fuck? It's hilarious.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (xwgc/)

160 I had to rewind the TV to make sure I didn't mishear it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (63Dwl)

161 in therapy for various issues since she was around six
I think I've spotted the problem...if you put a six-year-old in therapy...you need therapy.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (XMwZJ)

162 There was a line about "his only piece of equipment that wasn't government-issued" that the theater audience chuckled at.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pys1d)

Heh. That was good too.

'So, Emil. Just you. Me. Your balls. And this drawer.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:15 PM (bss/y)

163 Aetius451AD

You should have heard the rant of Neptunus Lex, former XO TOPGUN (One word, all caps) on Top Gun. He was a fantastic fighter pilot, and he was brutal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

164 155 Rand Paul says the Hawt Smooley tariffs were bad for the USA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Rand Paul is a flaming asshole like his father. Do better KY.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 07:16 PM (/U5Yz)

165 155 Rand Paul says the Hawt Smooley tariffs were bad for the USA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2025 07:12 PM (63Dwl)

Thats the traditional libertarian / Chicago school view on tariffs.

I used to believe that. I don't anymore.

But he's being consistent with Rand Paul of 2010 when he was first elected.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2025 07:16 PM (uCjyK)

166 “There is no law so repugnant, so degrading, or so depraved that the police will not enforce it upon their fellow citizenry with enthusiasm.“
Posted by: Oglebay
------

“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble, squeezing his hat emphatically in both hands, “the law is an ass—an idiot."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2025 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

167 Rand Paul is a flaming asshole like his father. Do better KY.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 07:16 PM (/U5Yz)

He's... better than Mitch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:16 PM (bss/y)

168 New conspiracy theory: the US funded gain of function research in China BECAUSE the Chinese are sloppy with their research protocols and would self-kneecap themselves with an inevitable fuckup, except the Chinese then decided to burn the whole world down too. It's exactly the 'too clever by half' scheme dumbasses in our government love

Posted by: Chu'chutrainn at April 02, 2025 07:17 PM (+dai4)

169 What I can't wrap my head around is the fact that some people can sit there and fantasize about murdering school kids in wholesale lots. They are some sick fvckers and prove once and for all that evil is real and it exists nearly everywhere we care to look.


Since nearly day one when cain decided he was jealous and murdered his brother humans have been bent on killing, torturing or enslaving each other. At some point you would think we could get beyond that but here we are.


If aliens ever do visit the Earth I expect when they figure us out they would Nuke the planet from orbit and go back to where they came from just so they would not get contaminated.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2025 07:17 PM (e5NfL)

170 Welp, time to go.

Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

171 167 Rand Paul is a flaming asshole like his father. Do better KY.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 07:16 PM (/U5Yz)

He's... better than Mitch?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


That bar is like 1 inch above the ground.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 07:17 PM (/U5Yz)

172 The modern Left media is so pathetic when compared to Gobbles. Gobbles was a genius in media manipulation compared to today's totally disdainful hacks.

Posted by: EP at April 02, 2025 07:17 PM (aiCOr)

173 “If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble, squeezing his hat emphatically in both hands, “the law is an ass—an idiot."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

"...a ass" if I remember correctly.
And I think I do.

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2025 07:18 PM (cPGH3)

174 159 The hoot owls were getting busy in my backyard a few nights ago. Have you ever heard owls fuck? It's hilarious.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (xwgc/)

Who came first?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 02, 2025 07:18 PM (b4o9z)

175 Is Teddy up for election soon?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 06:55 PM (/U5Yz)

🔥

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2025 07:18 PM (E0p3T)

176 And I think I do.

Should I have socked Wesley there?

Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2025 07:18 PM (cPGH3)

177
Thats the traditional libertarian / Chicago school view on tariffs.

===

We were gonna have a view on tariffs, and then we got high

Posted by: The Libertarians at April 02, 2025 07:19 PM (pys1d)

178
Not only are Democrat Mullahs NOT condemning their jihadist's terrorism & violence, they're defending & encouraging it! Today:

This is the Face of the Democrat party:

https://is.gd/6W8CAO

(notice how she's always pointing at something; she's pointing here, there, and everywhere)

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 02, 2025 07:19 PM (uDnyh)

179 The Democratic party is the home of sexual deviants, violent extremists, unearned functionaries. And yet still somehow viable. What the actual Fuck.
----------

Have you met us

Posted by: The GOP at April 02, 2025 07:19 PM (E0p3T)

180 That bar is like 1 inch above the ground.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2025 07:17 PM (/U5Yz)

But we managed to step over it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:19 PM (bss/y)

181 Aetius451AD

You should have heard the rant of Neptunus Lex, former XO TOPGUN (One word, all caps) on Top Gun. He was a fantastic fighter pilot, and he was brutal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:15 PM


For y'alls edification:

https://tinyurl.com/y7f2u77x

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

182 159 The hoot owls were getting busy in my backyard a few nights ago. Have you ever heard owls fuck? It's hilarious.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (xwgc/)


*****

Is it like a hootenanny?

Posted by: owl curious at April 02, 2025 07:20 PM (dQoNW)

183 This ain't 1930.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2025 07:20 PM (XMwZJ)

184 "...a ass" if I remember correctly.
And I think I do.
Posted by: MkY
-----

Yes..., good eye, and 'a idiot', but I could not stop myself from proper comtemporary usage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2025 07:20 PM (XeU6L)

185 In Top Gun: Maverick there just might be an obscure call back to the Naval Fighter Weapons School instructors who helped with the original movie.

One of the GIB NFOs, Paxton's son, says his callsign is Bob.

Bio was one of the advisers for the first movie. His brother also became a naval aviator, and his call sign was BoB - Brother of Bio.

Or I am reading too far into it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:20 PM (xiqAs)

186 Ah, a second turkey vulture just flew down to my deck.

Ad they are getting busy already!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

"Eat me, eat me!" she croaked.

"Can't, you're not dead yet."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Dammit AOP. I laughed hard enough to piss off Rafferty, the orphan kitty who was laying on my chest. He showed his disapproval by digging his claws in before he jumped off. He's laying on the other side of the room giving me the kitty stink eye.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * feeling a bit atavistic at April 02, 2025 07:21 PM (J1mV/)

187 When I was young(er) and on the "pill" all sorts of articles appeared in magazines and newspapers about the adverse effects of the hormones in the various brands including drastic mood changes. Yet here we are where mega-hormones are being prescribed to the trannies and not a word about what they do to the users.

Posted by: Decaf at April 02, 2025 07:21 PM (unUNN)

188 *contemporary

I'm a shitty speller.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2025 07:21 PM (XeU6L)

189 ---Who came first?---

The chicken

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at April 02, 2025 07:21 PM (xwgc/)

190 Should I have socked Wesley there?
Posted by: MkY at April 02, 2025 07:18 PM


Only if you like being told to shut up, which happens to me *a lot*, for some reason.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 02, 2025 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)

191 Shut up Wesley

Your best role was in The Last Starfighter when we only saw your back and all your lines got cut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:23 PM (xiqAs)

192 Only if you like being told to shut up, which happens to me *a lot*, for some reason.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 02, 2025 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)

SHUT UP, WESLEY!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 02, 2025 07:23 PM (bss/y)

193
I'm settling down to Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs chart. Someone remind me, what's with *Discounted* Reciprocal Tariffs? We're not hitting anyone with equal tariffs back unless it's already low (10%).

China's tariffs on us = 67%, Discounted Reciprocal Tarriff = 34%

EU is 39% / 20%

South Africa is 60% / 30%

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 02, 2025 07:23 PM (lCaJd)

194 Your best role was in The Last Starfighter when we only saw your back and all your lines got cut.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2025 07:23 PM (xiqAs)

Was he in Stand by Me or do I have him confused with another kid?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 02, 2025 07:24 PM (b4o9z)

195 “There is no law so repugnant, so degrading, or so depraved that the police will not enforce it upon their fellow citizenry with enthusiasm.“
Posted by: Oglebay

Solzhenitsyn has some good advice in regards to that.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * feeling a bit atavistic at April 02, 2025 07:25 PM (J1mV/)

196 Not only are Democrat Mullahs NOT condemning their jihadist's terrorism & violence, they're defending & encouraging it! Today:

This is the Face of the Democrat party:

https://is.gd/6W8CAO

(notice how she's always pointing at something; she's pointing here, there, and everywhere)

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 02, 2025 07:19 PM


You know who else pointed a lot?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2025 07:25 PM (e5NfL)

197 in therapy for various issues since she was around six
I think I've spotted the problem...if you put a six-year-old in therapy...you need therapy.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2025 07:14 PM (XMwZJ)

If your therapy starts at 6, and in the mid 20s schools are being shot up I question the value of your therapy. Of course the government money is good.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:26 PM (n7h9X)

198 Mister Scott it's all a mental defective to think your some other sex than you are.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2025 07:26 PM (ypFCm)

199 Was he in Stand by Me or do I have him confused with another kid?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 02, 2025 07:24 PM (b4o9z)

Nah, that was him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:26 PM (bss/y)

200 Wx man says tornado on the ground 10 miles away. He has tendency to embellish. Just pulled my chicken out of the oven. Decisions....

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 02, 2025 07:26 PM (hoCmQ)

201 I'm settling down to Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs chart. Someone remind me, what's with *Discounted* Reciprocal Tariffs? We're not hitting anyone with equal tariffs back unless it's already low (10%).

China's tariffs on us = 67%, Discounted Reciprocal Tarriff = 34%

EU is 39% / 20%

South Africa is 60% / 30%

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 02, 2025 07:23 PM


Trump said this was the start. If other countries kept acting like spoiled rotten two year olds and kept wanting to keep their economies closed to US goods he would kick in 100% reciprocal tariffs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2025 07:26 PM (e5NfL)

202 I have a very long commute tomorrow, should be out of the house by 04:30.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2025 07:27 PM (ypFCm)

203 Right she murdered children at the place she was most yappy.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2025 07:27 PM (KQk9m)

204 Night skip and NaCLy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2025 07:27 PM (bss/y)

205
I dunno, I guess instead of "full" Reciprocal Tariffs, PDT decided to just go halfway and keep some LEVERAGE to ratchet up the tariffs in case these Foreign Fucks don't get The Message.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 02, 2025 07:28 PM (uDnyh)

206
Trump said this was the start. If other countries kept acting like spoiled rotten two year olds and kept wanting to keep their economies closed to US goods he would kick in 100% reciprocal tariffs.
Posted by: Mister Scott

=============

Thanks, I missed that part. Heheheh, I like it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 02, 2025 07:28 PM (lCaJd)

207 Was he in Stand by Me or do I have him confused with another kid?

Yeah, that was him. And the only thing I've ever liked him in. "Are you gonna shoot us all?" "No, Ace, just you."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 02, 2025 07:29 PM (/y8xj)

208 Trump said this was the start. If other countries kept acting like spoiled rotten two year olds and kept wanting to keep their economies closed to US goods he would kick in 100% reciprocal tariffs.
Posted by: Mister Scott

=============

Thanks, I missed that part. Heheheh, I like it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 02, 2025 07:28 PM


I heard that on the radio today. I have not seen it in any news article as of yet though.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2025 07:29 PM (e5NfL)

209 If aliens ever do visit the Earth I expect when they figure us out they would Nuke the planet from orbit and go back to where they came from just so they would not get contaminated.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


Or they would think "We better hire these guys as soldiers before some other civilization does."

(Refers to "Humanity Fuck Yeah" stories)

Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 07:30 PM (lXCUP)

210 Nood weirdos upstairs. Just for you Wesley

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2025 07:30 PM (dJimA)

211 I don't think we want good from other coutries. Milk in bags and condiments in toothpast tubes? No thanks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 02, 2025 07:31 PM (b4o9z)

212 "203 Right she murdered children at the place she was most yappy.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2025 07:27 PM (KQk9m) "

that right there is what (to my mind) separates the demonic from the ordinary insane.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 02, 2025 07:36 PM (/Ghsb)

213 181 Aetius451AD

You should have heard the rant of Neptunus Lex, former XO TOPGUN (One word, all caps) on Top Gun. He was a fantastic fighter pilot, and he was brutal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2025 07:15 PM

For y'alls edification:

https://tinyurl.com/y7f2u77x
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 02, 2025 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Always fun to re-read that again, thank you.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2025 07:36 PM (p4vtc)

214 If aliens ever do visit the Earth I expect when they figure us out they would Nuke the planet from orbit and go back to where they came from just so they would not get contaminated.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Or they would think "We better hire these guys as soldiers before some other civilization does."

(Refers to "Humanity Fuck Yeah" stories)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 02, 2025 07:30 PM (lXCUP)

Isaac Asimov wrote a short story called "The Gentile Vultures" where a race goes about finding races developing towards nuclear war and then once it happens they "aid" the world and incorporate it into their empire. Until they come to Earth and somehow after WWII, there was no WWIII. After some decades, they finally decide to ask a human and kidnap a jogger. In the interrogation the human cries out "You know what you are, you're vultures, waiting for some poor animal to die in the desert! " then he goes on "why don't you just help us along - that's what vultures do, swoop down and peck at the eyes!" ,,,which was what the aliens were planning. Being gentle folk, though the expedition was so physically sickened that the all went home.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2025 07:45 PM (n7h9X)

215 The APA must use the same approach as the pro-vax bureaucrats to explain away their useless and harmful policies: "It would've been so much worse, had the murderous trans pyrsyn NOT been chemically castrated and loaded up with antidepressants."

Posted by: red speck at April 02, 2025 08:05 PM (oylnX)

216 This young woman had clearly abandoned YHWH and any consideration of right and wrong years before the event.

The best thing that ever happened to her was a properly trained and qualified rifle shooter rapidly calculating range in conjunction with the necessary height over bore offset, placing a red dot in the correct relationship to her cranium, and pressing off an accurately delivered high velocity round.

My prayers are with families she destroyed and the officer that had no choice but to put her down like a rabid dog.


Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 02, 2025 08:43 PM (MkuC5)

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