Dogs Are Good People Cafe

Hospital therapy dogs can't wait
to start their shifts and start healing!

Low clearance.

A good dog will follow you anywhere.

Capybara will not concede its favorite sitting-spot to an invader.

Little 'roo begs to be picked up.

Dogs can be generous. But sometimes a dog has to look out for Number One.

Nosy neighbors.

Dog without forelegs walks around on two feet, like a boss.

Anteaters have a special natural defense: Their heads look like arms and their arms look like heads.

Baby horse practices walking.

Are you mommy?

The old fake-out.

Cute street art.

Videogame is enjoyed by cats, especially because it doesn't ask them for their preferred pronouns.

Dog and deer play.

She knows she's beautiful..🐕🐾👜😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/xWSAjusd7r
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 31, 2025

Pupper living his best life..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/JCKAAcGdBi
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 1, 2025

Pupper living his best life..🐕🐾🏄😅 pic.twitter.com/aqEuRekru8
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 1, 2025

Pupper's reaction to eating a strawberry for the first time..🐕🐾🍓😅

📹upper tucker pic.twitter.com/nUaFrrJaIn
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 31, 2025

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1 Dogs! Art!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

2 Let's smile and be happy! Oh, and crush the killjoy Leftists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

3 I learned that today is Cheap Trick Day! I was never much of a fan, but did read about them in Creem magazine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 01, 2025 07:38 PM (cvWHI)

4 I want to be right-justified.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 07:38 PM (u82oZ)

5 Let's strike fear in the hearts of the incompetent "elite".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

6 Doggehs make everything better!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2025 07:40 PM (3Ope8)

7 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

8 Byron York
@ByronYork
Race called -- Republican Randy Fine wins FL-6 election.
4:36 PM · Apr 1, 2025

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 01, 2025 07:41 PM (9aVck)

9 Enough. Gots stuff to do.

Everyone have a great night. May you dance with a friend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2025 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

10 Ok, how many people have been told - primarily by siblings - that they should have been born today?

(raises hand)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 07:42 PM (VNX3d)

11 Race called -- Republican Randy Fine wins FL-6 election.

==
That's one!

what about that other one ?

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 07:43 PM (g47mK)

12 Skim-boards were mostly round back when they were invented. You spun them when you threw them. Of course skateboards also were usually plywood, with those nasty metal roller skate wheels, or the nicer ceramic ones (which were deadly, as they'd stop in .5 inch if they hit a pebble, launching you).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2025 07:43 PM (1m82a)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2025 07:43 PM (ypFCm)

14 Oh, here is the replay : "Republican Randy Fine has won the election in Florida’s sixth congressional district, per Decision Desk HQ.

The fact that the call was made this quickly is terrible news for Democrats."

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK)

15 WAR! "A 63-year-old man in Bucks County, Pennsylvania was arrested for allegedly throwing screws and nails in the driveways of Trump supporters."

*I had neighbors like that, once....

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 07:45 PM (g47mK)

16 Holy crap that was a long boat plank. World record.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 07:45 PM (VofaG)

17 11 Race called -- Republican Randy Fine wins FL-6 election.
==
That's one!
what about that other one ?
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 07:43 PM (g47mK)
------------
District 1 is on the panhandle. Time zone is one hour behind.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 01, 2025 07:47 PM (9aVck)

18 Do ant eaters have helmet head arms?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 07:49 PM (Aqu9a)

19 WAR! "A 63-year-old man in Bucks County, Pennsylvania was arrested for allegedly throwing screws and nails in the driveways of Trump supporters."

In a fair and just world, it would be legal and justified to pound each and every one of those screws and nails into that idiot's head.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 07:49 PM (a4flb)

20 Do ant eaters have helmet head arms?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 07:49 PM (Aqu9a)

Do anteaters starve if there are no ants, just uncles?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 07:50 PM (VNX3d)

21 On the boat home.

PNW meetup, May 10!
Yakima.

If you havent been there, give MAE a ping in the left sidebar for directions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2025 07:50 PM (0hRE+)

22 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 8h
An infographic made by @Schizointel showing the range of several of Iran’s long-range cruise missiles and ballistic missiles against U.S. Navy and Air Force assets in the Red Sea and Indian Ocean. While Iran does posses a handful of missiles and rockets that could reach Diego Garcia, it’s unlikely they would waste them trying to target the airbase, especially considering the response it would bring from the United States.

https://tinyurl.com/3usdhc6x

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 01, 2025 07:51 PM (/tzYP)

23 WAR! "A 63-year-old man in Bucks County, Pennsylvania was arrested for allegedly throwing screws and nails in the driveways of Trump supporters."

*I had neighbors like that, once....
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 07:45 PM (g47mK)

And the 70-year-old man hit a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership.

These oldsters are getting sporty . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 07:51 PM (Aqu9a)

24 I learned that today is Cheap Trick Day! I was never much of a fan, but did read about them in Creem magazine.

Do yourself a favor. YouTube "Ain't That A Shame". Cheap Trick was excellent. I really did see them open for Kiss at Roberts Stadium, back in the day.

Posted by: Can't Ban The World at April 01, 2025 07:51 PM (/Wb6G)

25 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 13m
BREAKING: Republican state Sen. Randy Fine wins special election for Florida's 6th Congressional District. - AP/DDHQ

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 01, 2025 07:51 PM (/tzYP)

26 Skim boarding.

Broke my leg in two places doing that.
The ER in Grays Harbor County community hospital on the 4th of July was.

Interesting. .

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2025 07:53 PM (0hRE+)

27 WAR! "A 63-year-old man in Bucks County, Pennsylvania was arrested for allegedly throwing screws and nails in the driveways of Trump supporters."

Pro-Tip ... Ignore everyone here, and I do mean everyone, telling you to be polite to your elders. All the folks in your youth that were dicks ? They're just older. Elder, if you will.

Posted by: Can't Ban The World at April 01, 2025 07:53 PM (/Wb6G)

28 Growing up in South Louisiana , after a hard rain that flooded the streets ( frequently) we would take a piece of plywood and do the 'skim board' thing. Lots of skinned knees and road rash.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 07:53 PM (VofaG)

29 And the 70-year-old man hit a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership.

These oldsters are getting sporty . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 07:51 PM (Aqu9a)

All the old commies reliving their glory days. They live for this.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 07:54 PM (h7ZuX)

30 On the boat home.

PNW meetup, May 10!
Yakima.

If you havent been there, give MAE a ping in the left sidebar for directions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2025 07:50 PM (0hRE+)

Crap. That is the weekend of the missus' play.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 07:54 PM (i24o9)

31 Growing up in South Louisiana , after a hard rain that flooded the streets ( frequently) we would take a piece of plywood and do the 'skim board' thing. Lots of skinned knees and road rash.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 07:53 PM (VofaG)

We just tubed the drainage ditches.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 07:56 PM (i24o9)

32 unusual_whales @unusual_whales 59m
BREAKING: Tinder, $MTCH, has introduced an in-app game that allows users to flirt with artificially intelligent chatbots, aiming to boost user engagement.
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Harcourt. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Nothing good, I'm sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing...

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 01, 2025 07:57 PM (/tzYP)

33 We just tubed the drainage ditches.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 07:56 PM (i24

Never did that. Too many water moccasins.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 07:57 PM (VofaG)

34 Breaking911 @Breaking911 20m
OLIVER STONE AT JFK HEARING: "I ask the Committee to re-open what the Warren Commission failed miserably to complete. I ask you in good faith...to re-investigate the assassination of this President Kennedy from the scene of the crime to the courtroom."
---
Police in New Delhi have finally been able to capture an elusive thief who would always poop his pants when in danger to keep people away as he made his escape.
=====
I think there was a second shitter.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 01, 2025 07:57 PM (/tzYP)

35 Stephen Miller followed me on X. He likes smartasses, I guess.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 07:57 PM (paSBy)

36 unusual_whales @unusual_whales 59m
BREAKING: Tinder, $MTCH, has introduced an in-app game that allows users to flirt with artificially intelligent chatbots, aiming to boost user engagement.
-----------
Harcourt. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Nothing good, I'm sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing...
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 01, 2025 07:57 PM (/tzYP)

Ahhh. I see that you got one of their nicer chatbots.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 07:58 PM (VNX3d)

37 Race called -- Republican Randy Fine wins FL-6 election.

==
That's one!

what about that other one ?

We should find out in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 07:58 PM (/y8xj)

38 We just tubed the drainage ditches.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 07:56 PM (i24

Never did that. Too many water moccasins.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 07:57 PM (VofaG)

We swam in the bayous with them, too. Stupid, yeah. But I plead kid.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 07:58 PM (i24o9)

39 All the old commies reliving their glory days. They live for this.

Just do some cross-checking. The generation that celebrated Kent State. Woodstock. Patty Hearst.

Is now really surprising ? Are those most vocal and belligerent really a shock ?

Posted by: Can't Ban The World at April 01, 2025 07:59 PM (/Wb6G)

40 All the old commies reliving their glory days. They live for this.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 07:54 PM (h7ZuX)

Doesn't matter what age, commies should be shot on sight. Or at least, point and laugh at them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:00 PM (LweC0)

41 COJ summed it all up @6

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2025 08:00 PM (/Ghsb)

42 Fine is going to end up winning by about 10 points in a district Trump and Waltz won by 30 last year.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 01, 2025 08:01 PM (Vj4xA)

43 Doesn't matter what age, commies should be shot on sight. Or at least, point and laugh at them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:00 PM (LweC0)

Just create a kill zone next to Joe Namath telling them about their benefits.

Posted by: Can't Ban The World at April 01, 2025 08:02 PM (/Wb6G)

44 We swam in the bayous with them, too. Stupid, yeah. But I plead kid.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 07:58 PM (i24o9)

Now I did do that . The drainage ditches though were dirt and grass and not enough room for the both of us ( me and the WM) . Did you ski in the bayous? See the gators on the banks you became a better skier. 😀

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 08:02 PM (VofaG)

45 Aprils Fools joke:

What did one heart say to the other on April Fools Day?

"I aorta tell you a joke."

Good night, everyone.
Have a good rest of the evening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2025 08:03 PM (on/xV)

46 Just do some cross-checking. The generation that celebrated Kent State. Woodstock. Patty Hearst.

Is now really surprising ? Are those most vocal and belligerent really a shock ?
Posted by: Can't Ban The World at April 01, 2025 07:59 PM (/Wb6G)

Exactly. Happy as pigs in mud. They still got it, man. I hope they give themselves heart attacks.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:03 PM (h7ZuX)

47 Stupid, yeah. But I plead kid.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 07:58 PM (i24o9)

If kids don't do stupid things, how will they learn not to do them later?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:03 PM (LweC0)

48 Decision Desk HQ
@DecisionDeskHQ
Decision Desk HQ projects Republican Jimmy Patronis wins the US House special election in Florida's 1st congressional district.

#DecisionMade: 8:01 PM EDT
5:01 PM · Apr 1, 2025

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 01, 2025 08:05 PM (9aVck)

49 Just create a kill zone next to Joe Namath telling them about their benefits.
Posted by: Can't Ban The World at April 01, 2025 08:02 PM (/Wb6G)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:05 PM (h7ZuX)

50 What, another AARP member attacking someone in a Tesla?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2025 08:05 PM (Il8IG)

51 Also, if kids don't do stupid things, how are their parents going to tease them mercilessly?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:06 PM (LweC0)

52 Read a week ago the Tesla protesters are not your usual Leftists. One video I saw thinks it's a pay job due to a immediate breakup on the hour

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2025 08:06 PM (ypFCm)

53 Also, if kids don't do stupid things, how are their parents going to tease them mercilessly?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:06 PM (LweC0)

Including telling those stories to their kids, once the grandkiddies are old enough.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 08:07 PM (VNX3d)

54 >>>Low clearance.

You could bring him in as a ringer in a Limbo game.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2025 08:07 PM (klJTj)

55 Waiting on the phone to find out if Piper comes home from the PetER this evening. Ruby has been pacing the house all day looking for her. My girldogs beat hell out of each other, but they love each other. Littermates, you know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:07 PM (LweC0)

56 52 Read a week ago the Tesla protesters are not your usual Leftists. One video I saw thinks it's a pay job due to a immediate breakup on the hour
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2025 08:06 PM (ypFCm)

Way too many able bodied people not working since Covid and living off USAID money. Astroturf cannot possibly pay all that well. At some point, maybe some of them will grow up, get a haircut and get a real job. We can at least hope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:09 PM (LweC0)

57 What is it with cats knocking things onto the floor? I'm sure there must be some taxpayer-funded university study of the phenomenon.

Posted by: Paco at April 01, 2025 08:09 PM (mADJX)

58 Read a week ago the Tesla protesters are not your usual Leftists. One video I saw thinks it's a pay job due to a immediate breakup on the hour
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2025 08:06 PM (ypFCm)

Regardless, if they are committing arson or vandalism, shoot them dead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:09 PM (8zz6B)

59 Gabby Petito found alive in San Diego.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2025 08:09 PM (BI5O2)

60 Did you ski in the bayous?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 08:02 PM (VofaG)

Never did that. I did come across a huge python about 12 inches in diameter when fishing. That gave me second thoughts about swimming in the bayous.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:11 PM (i24o9)

61 Way too many able bodied people not working since Covid and living off USAID money.

Kinda' - but no. Read something about the Trucking Riots back in the 70s.

Entitlement is a Hell of a drug.

Posted by: Read a Book at April 01, 2025 08:11 PM (/Wb6G)

62 Has anyone considered that maybe those doggos in the top pic are waiting for treats at the transgender surgery clinic?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:11 PM (8zz6B)

63 No good dog would wait like that on a Tranny.

Posted by: Read a Book at April 01, 2025 08:12 PM (/Wb6G)

64 NFL announces changes to kickoffs, overtime, how the ball is spotted and instant replay but owners table ‘tush push’ ban

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2025 08:12 PM (GITLP)

65 Who is paying for the cue cards for these protestors?

"Hi ho, Elon Musk has got to go."

Really, now who is the real dolt? The protestor or those in flyover country? Or better yet, which dolt wrote such derivative cr@p?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2025 08:12 PM (Il8IG)

66
What is it with cats knocking things onto the floor? I'm sure there must be some taxpayer-funded university study of the phenomenon.
Posted by: Paco

===============

That cat in the video was really cagey with that hesitate-then-strike tactic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 08:13 PM (lCaJd)

67 Who is paying for the cue cards for these protestors?

"Hi ho, Elon Musk has got to go."

Really, now who is the real dolt? The protestor or those in flyover country? Or better yet, which dolt wrote such derivative cr@p?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2025 08:12 PM (Il8IG)

They're using same slogan writers from the Nixon era.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 08:14 PM (VNX3d)

68 66 That cat in the video was really cagey with that hesitate-then-strike tactic. Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2025 08:13 PM

Hilariously cagey!

Posted by: Paco at April 01, 2025 08:14 PM (mADJX)

69 62 Has anyone considered that maybe those doggos in the top pic are waiting for treats at the transgender surgery clinic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:11 PM (8zz6B)

OMG, you did not!! Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:14 PM (h7ZuX)

70 Really, now who is the real dolt? The protestor or those in flyover country? Or better yet, which dolt wrote such derivative cr@p?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2025 08:12 PM (Il8IG)

Slam poetry via ChatGPT!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2025 08:16 PM (D7oie)

71 Has anyone considered that maybe those doggos in the top pic are waiting for treats at the transgender surgery clinic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:11 PM (8zz6B)

OMG, you did not!! Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:14 PM (h7ZuX)

All you can eat snausages?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:16 PM (i24o9)

72 Low clearance.
Nice rack!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:16 PM (W/lyH)

73
They're using same slogan writers from the Nixon era.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Johnson era.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2025 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

74 Decision Desk HQ projects Republican Jimmy Patronis wins the US House special election in Florida's 1st congressional district.

==
That's the second one! Now..WI...

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:17 PM (g47mK)

75 59
'Gabby Petito found alive in San Diego.'

What did her family bury then?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 01, 2025 08:17 PM (3wi/L)

76 Decision Desk HQ
@DecisionDeskHQ
Decision Desk HQ projects Republican Jimmy Patronis wins the US House special election in Florida's 1st congressional district.

#DecisionMade: 8:01 PM EDT
5:01 PM · Apr 1, 2025
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 01, 2025 08:05 PM (9aVck)

I don't trust Decision Desk.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2025 08:17 PM (8UJ63)

77 Are there any more Congressional special elections today or is it just the Wisconsin judge?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 08:17 PM (ExV1e)

78 Calling it a night, trying a mild melatonin gummy
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2025 08:18 PM (ypFCm)

79 So we get 2 more in the House. Plus Stefanik. That should help.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:18 PM (g47mK)

80 Gabby Petito found alive in San Diego.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2025 08:09 PM (BI5O2)

I bet not.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2025 08:18 PM (8UJ63)

81 Thanks AoP

Slim Jims are off the shopping list...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2025 08:18 PM (Il8IG)

82
Gabby Petito found alive in San Diego.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

lol

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 01, 2025 08:18 PM (89upD)

83 59, 75; how many years did her boyfriend get for killing her?

I forget ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2025 08:19 PM (/Ghsb)

84 'Gabby Petito found alive in San Diego.'

Supposedly different person. Gabby Petito's remains were identified. SD person is Lateche Norris.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 08:19 PM (ExV1e)

85 Hi ho, Elon Musk has got to go."

==

They Can't Lick Our Dick!

Posted by: The 70s called at April 01, 2025 08:20 PM (g47mK)

86 First time eating a strawberry???
Hell, me the last time I got laid.

Sheesh.

Oh. Is this thing on?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

87 83
'how many years did her boyfriend get for killing her?'

I thought he switched his own OFF button.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 01, 2025 08:20 PM (3wi/L)

88 First time eating a strawberry???
Hell, me the last time I got laid.

Sheesh.

Oh. Is this thing on?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

You can remember that far back?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (i24o9)

89 Has anyone considered that maybe those doggos in the top pic are waiting for treats at the transgender surgery clinic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:11 PM (8zz6B)

OMG, you did not!! Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:14 PM (h7ZuX)

On top of the operating table, shivering in the breeze
I lost my poor lefttball when somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table and onto the floor
And then my poor leftball rolled right out the door . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (Aqu9a)

90 Hell, me the last time I got laid.

Sheesh.

Oh. Is this thing on?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

You BIT HER?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (LweC0)

91 Oh. Is this thing on?

At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Holy crap, that would be the worst idea ever for me.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 08:24 PM (/y8xj)

92 Oh. Is this thing on?

At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Holy crap, that would be the worst idea ever for me.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 08:24 PM (/y8xj)

Put a bunch of them in a room with each other. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:25 PM (i24o9)

93 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Holy crap, that would be the worst idea ever for me.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 08:24 PM (/y8xj)

"We really ought to repaint the ceiling!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:26 PM (8zz6B)

94 87 83
'how many years did her boyfriend get for killing her?'
---------
I thought he switched his own OFF button.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 01, 2025 08:20 PM (3wi/L)

Allegedly. Some believe his parents have been hiding him in an underground bunker.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2025 08:26 PM (BGS5P)

95 They Can't Lick Our Dick!

Well, no; because antifa tends to remove theirs.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2025 08:26 PM (gKWVE)

96 You BIT HER?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (LweC0)

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM (i24o9)

97 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Man, this chick's turning me on...

Posted by: telepathic Flash Gordon at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

98 That being said: Breaking News!

Natalie Holloway found living in La Hoya. Mother of three says she just went for a swim.

Jonbenet Ramsey found waitressing in Estes Park. Really likes to ski, has a boyfriend who plays hackeysack.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM (BGS5P)

99 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Man, this chick's turning me on...

Posted by: telepathic Flash Gordon at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

"That would be the little head implant talking, sorry."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM (i24o9)

100 Oh. Is this thing on?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

You BIT HER?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (LweC0)

I'm not sure if you Morons are especially funny tonight, or if I'm especially easily amused tonight, but yer killin' me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM (h7ZuX)

101 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Holy crap, that would be the worst idea ever for me.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2025 08:24 PM (/y8xj)

Put three or four in my head, and you won't get a conversation. Most likely, each one would generate different trains of thought.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 08:28 PM (VNX3d)

102 Read a week ago the Tesla protesters are not your usual Leftists. One video I saw thinks it's a pay job due to a immediate breakup on the hour
Posted by: Skip

Either that or the Early Bird Special kicked off at Shoneys.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:28 PM (cYBz/)

103 Elon Musk had a button nose, when first he went to the white house.
Now it's long and crooked like a politicians promise.
Hey, hey Elon Musk!
How many Teslas did you sell today?
We're gonna key your Teslas until you give us back our freebies and shit!
Hey, hey Elon Musk!

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer Hippie at April 01, 2025 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

104 Put three or four in my head, and you won't get a conversation. Most likely, each one would generate different trains of thought.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 08:28 PM (VNX3d)

Could you generate a High Speed Rail for me? I am a little behind.

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at April 01, 2025 08:30 PM (8zz6B)

105 feel good story, remember the US Institute of Peace where the director and staff locked the doors and disabled the locks to keep DOGE and the DC Police out?

Apparently the staff deleted a terabyte of financial data to cover financial mismanagement and graft, but they didn't understand the technology, so DOGE recovered it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2025 08:31 PM (D7oie)

106 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Man, this chick's turning me on...

Posted by: telepathic Flash Gordon at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

"That would be the little head implant talking, sorry."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM

"How do I tell them that I have no inner monologue?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2025 08:32 PM (Wnv9h)

107 feel good story, remember the US Institute of Peace where the director and staff locked the doors and disabled the locks to keep DOGE and the DC Police out?

Apparently the staff deleted a terabyte of financial data to cover financial mismanagement and graft, but they didn't understand the technology, so DOGE recovered it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2025 08:31 PM (D7oie)

LMAO, because they are grifters and thieves, not tech geniuses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:33 PM (i24o9)

108 You BIT HER?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (LweC0)

Was that wrong?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM

No.

Posted by: A Moose at April 01, 2025 08:33 PM (Wnv9h)

109 You know who else liked to hide in a bunker?

Posted by: krautland krautland unter alles at April 01, 2025 08:33 PM (XLQLg)

110 You BIT HER?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (LweC0)

A Diogenes once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:34 PM (i24o9)

111 Do you think Mitch McConnell's got one of those implants to help get his words out?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2025 08:35 PM (gKWVE)

112
Read a week ago the Tesla protesters are not your usual Leftists. One video I saw thinks it's a pay job due to a immediate breakup on the hour
Posted by: Skip

Either that or the Early Bird Special kicked off at Shoneys.
Posted by: Tonypete

The sheepdog and the coyote clocking in and out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

113 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time."

Like Tourette's.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:36 PM (Aqu9a)

114
Am I to understand those 4 SpaceX "astronauts" just sit there the whole time and defecate in front of each other?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 01, 2025 08:36 PM (89upD)

115
You know who else liked to hide in a bunker?
Posted by: krautland krautland unter alles

Meathead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2025 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

116 Marjorie Taylor Greene is going ballistic on Anna Paulina Luna on X, in multiple posts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 08:40 PM (paSBy)

117 Jim SND UPDATE: Jim was hospitalized for a few days locally but they were not happy with the treatment so they went on to Houston to his care team yesterday. Jim is having breathing , voice and eating problems. Tomorrow they will do an emergency surgery to put in a feeding tube. He will remain in the hospital for 4 or 5 days and then return home.
Jim is still reading the ONT even if he can't comment. He and Iris greatly appreciate the prayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (rUsvx)

118 You BIT HER?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (LweC0)

A Diogenes once bit my sister.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 01, 2025 08:34 PM (i24o9)

The redhead, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (W/lyH)

119 did you guys see that they found that hitler lived in Argentina ? As a cobbler? until 1960s ?!

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (g47mK)

120 116 Marjorie Taylor Greene is going ballistic on Anna Paulina Luna on X, in multiple posts

A jello wrestling bout should resolve this

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2025 08:42 PM (gKWVE)

121 We miss Jim NSD.

Posted by: Bob, NSA at April 01, 2025 08:42 PM (cPGH3)

122
Thanks for the news on Jim.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 01, 2025 08:43 PM (89upD)

123 You BIT HER?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2025 08:23 PM (LweC0)

Oh come on ten.
A little nip here, a little nip there. Play a little slap and tickle.
Where's the harm?

But no cufflinks.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:43 PM (W/lyH)

124

I'm so sorry about Jim. He is such a smart, nice and
good man.

We miss you Jim!

Posted by: four seasons at April 01, 2025 08:44 PM (3ek7K)

125 Jim is still reading the ONT even if he can't comment. He and Iris greatly appreciate the prayers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (rUsvx)

Thanks for the update, Ben Had.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:44 PM (Aqu9a)

126 117 Jim SND UPDATE
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (rUsvx)

Thank you, Ben Had.

Prayers continue for Jim SND.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:44 PM (h7ZuX)

127 "US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has deployed additional warplanes to reinforce the Pentagon's naval assets in the Middle East, the Pentagon said in a statement on Tuesday.

The statement did mention specific aircraft, but US officials who spoke to Reuters on condition of anonymity stated that at least four B-2 bombers have relocated to a US-British military base on the Indian Ocean island of Diego Garcia, close enough to reach Yemen or Iran.

Hegseth has also ordered the Carl Vinson carrier strike group to the region, which will arrive in the region after completing exercises in the Indo-Pacific, according to Bloomberg."

Carl Vinson....

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:45 PM (g47mK)

128 did you guys see that they found that hitler lived in Argentina ? As a cobbler? until 1960s ?!
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (g47mK)

what, really? The type from cake batter, or the type you make with flour, buttermilk and baking powder?

Mmmmm. Cobbler. Nom.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2025 08:45 PM (D7oie)

129 Sheesh.
Not cufflinks...hand cuffs.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:45 PM (W/lyH)

130 We miss Jim NSD.

I do. One of a really short group of people I ever thought about traveling to see. Told me we'd drink double rations if I ever made it down. Wish I had.

Really smart dude. Shitty judge of character. Would have fit in with my family.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 08:46 PM (/Wb6G)

131 Jim NSD - If you're out there...manhug, bud.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2025 08:46 PM (XeU6L)

132 Jim SND, we are happy you are here!!!

Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2025 08:46 PM (fnqQL)

133 116 Marjorie Taylor Greene is going ballistic on Anna Paulina Luna on X, in multiple posts
---
Nancy Mace is giving her the business too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 08:46 PM (paSBy)

134 Jim is still reading the ONT even if he can't comment. He and Iris greatly appreciate the prayers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (rUsvx)

Thank you for the update.

Your are in my thoughts, JIm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:46 PM (8zz6B)

135 Jim SND. Prayers? You got 'em.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 08:47 PM (4GPKZ)

136 Jim is still reading the ONT even if he can't comment. He and Iris greatly appreciate the prayers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (rUsvx)

Praying for ya Jim.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:47 PM (W/lyH)

137 did you guys see that they found that hitler lived in Argentina ? As a cobbler? until 1960s ?!
Posted by: runner

Instantly brought to mind Der Führer singing "Erika" at his workbench while driving nails into the soles of boots.

https://t.ly/i12TS

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:48 PM (cYBz/)

138 Jim SND UPDATE: Jim was hospitalized for a few days locally but they were not happy with the treatment so they went on to Houston to his care team yesterday. Jim is having breathing , voice and eating problems. Tomorrow they will do an emergency surgery to put in a feeding tube. He will remain in the hospital for 4 or 5 days and then return home.
Jim is still reading the ONT even if he can't comment. He and Iris greatly appreciate the prayers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:41 PM (rUsvx)

Prayers up for Jim SND for a successful and uneventful surgery, and a quick recovery so you can go home. Also, for Iris, for help, peace, and laughter in these trying times.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 08:48 PM (VNX3d)

139
They're really giving it to Anna Luna; giving it to her real good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 01, 2025 08:48 PM (89upD)

140 Prayers continuing, Jim!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2025 08:49 PM (Wnv9h)

141 Please, repeat you prayers and well wishing for Jim in the ONT. I apologize that I can't stay up that long so I needed to put this here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:49 PM (rUsvx)

142 Sheesh.
Not cufflinks...hand cuffs.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:45 PM (W/lyH)

HAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:49 PM (g47mK)

143 To Jim NSD!

He's a jolly good fellow
And so say all of us!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:49 PM (Aqu9a)

144 I ain't praying for Jim. I'd hate to jinx him. Besides, God 'ought to know a good man when he sees one.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 08:50 PM (/Wb6G)

145 Formal orgy ! Cufflinks !

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:50 PM (g47mK)

146 Sheesh.
Not cufflinks...hand cuffs.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:45 PM (W/lyH)

HAHAHAHAH!!!
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:49 PM (g47mK)

I hate it when auto correct ruins my joke.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

147 133
'Marjorie Taylor Greene is going ballistic on Anna Paulina Luna on X, in multiple posts
---
Nancy Mace is giving her the business too.'

That's ironic. She's just as big a drama queen.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 01, 2025 08:52 PM (3wi/L)

148 They're really giving it to Anna Luna; giving it to her real good.

And that's why I've never run for public office.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 08:52 PM (/Wb6G)

149 Oh, good. I am glad they read my comments !
"Cory Booker responds to diaper claims after breaking record for longest Senate speech in 68 years with 'bizarre' anti-Trump stunt"

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:53 PM (g47mK)

150 'Marjorie Taylor Greene is going ballistic on Anna Paulina Luna on X, in multiple posts
---
Nancy Mace is giving her the business too.'

This just gets better and better. Yep - I'm never going to congress.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 08:53 PM (/Wb6G)

151 Congress is such a clown show. 🤡

These are unserious people doing stupid shit and getting paid for it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 08:54 PM (aPY1X)

152 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time

I misread that as Breast Implant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2025 08:55 PM (a3Q+t)

153 did you guys see that they found that hitler lived in Argentina ? As a cobbler? until 1960s ?!
Posted by: runner

Instantly brought to mind Der Führer singing "Erika" at his workbench while driving nails into the soles of boots.

https://t.ly/i12TS

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:48 PM (cYBz/)
***

Ach zo. Das bootens vill be ready next samstag, ya!?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:56 PM (W/lyH)

154 Hi, horde. I'm nervous about the WI election. I needed to watch a few dog videos. My dog likes to throw berries around and pounce and bark at them for a while before he gets tired of playing with them and eats them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 08:56 PM (HabA/)

155 Prayers and good wishes to Jim SND.

Posted by: ScaryMary at April 01, 2025 08:56 PM (dQoNW)

156 Jim SND, prayers up

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at April 01, 2025 08:57 PM (GDrd7)

157 152 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time

Bet that's annoying.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 08:57 PM (aPY1X)

158 Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:48 PM (cYBz/)

ah, genau, ein berühmter!

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 08:58 PM (g47mK)

159 Prayers for Jim

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 08:58 PM (VE6XX)

160 I'm not sure if you Morons are especially funny tonight, or if I'm especially easily amused tonight, but yer killin' me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:27 PM

Have you considered the magic of and?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2025 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

161 141 Please, repeat you prayers and well wishing for Jim in the ONT. I apologize that I can't stay up that long so I needed to put this here.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:49 PM (rUsvx)

Hell, I'll even pour a second bourbon and toast Jim on the ONT as well! I'm a giver like that..

(tips glass toward display)

Cheers, JSND!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 01, 2025 08:58 PM (bA75n)

162 Ach zo. Das bootens vill be ready next samstag, ya!?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 08:56 PM (W/lyH)

You have to goose-step into Poland in order to break them in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 08:59 PM (8zz6B)

163 Living as a cobbler was bound to throw Mossad off the scent. They had to be expecting a strudel.

Posted by: krautland krautland unter alles at April 01, 2025 08:59 PM (XLQLg)

164 I don't know or care who Anna Luna is, but I'm guessing she's a GOP Congress critter from the comments above. I hope they badger her into an early grave, and then she comes back and haunts them all to death, and then Alec Baldwin kills her a second time, and gets shot by the cops right afterward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2025 08:59 PM (BI5O2)

165 157 152 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time

Bet that's annoying.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 08:57 PM (aPY1X)

Is it involuntary? Because if you can't control that...I'd have to sew my mouth shut.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 08:59 PM (h7ZuX)

166 Shop name -- Jack's Boots.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at April 01, 2025 08:59 PM (/tzYP)

167 I want to see a good caning in Congress. Party like it's 1856!

Posted by: ScaryMary at April 01, 2025 09:00 PM (dQoNW)

168 Hi, horde. I'm nervous about the WI election. I needed to watch a few dog videos. My dog likes to throw berries around and pounce and bark at them for a while before he gets tired of playing with them and eats them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 08:56 PM (HabA/)

Trust me, you are **not** the only one.

May I suggest the Norbert and Woody the Chocolate Lab channels on YouTube. Norbert was a Maltese therapy dog, and super cute.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 09:00 PM (VNX3d)

169 Living as a cobbler was bound to throw Mossad off the scent. They had to be expecting a strudel.

Heh. You just put that shit in a casserole dish, and throw a crust on it ? Nobody will have a clue.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 09:01 PM (/Wb6G)

170 157 152 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time

Bet that's annoying.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 08:57 PM (aPY1X)

How'd that song go... Living in Stereo?

But, wonder if what comes out of her mouth contradicts what she is really a thunkin?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 09:01 PM (QAkQ3)

171 Jim, you have my prayers too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:01 PM (HabA/)

172 Along with the SC seat in today's WI election is an amendment to the WI constitution requiring photo ID to vote.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:01 PM (i0F8b)

173 Best Kurt Russell movie?

Big Trouble or The Thing?

Overboard or Death Proof?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 09:02 PM (aPY1X)

174 Please, repeat you prayers and well wishing for Jim in the ONT. I apologize that I can't stay up that long so I needed to put this here.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 08:49 PM (rUsvx)

Does anyone have TRex's email, so it can be added into the ONT content? I think TRex has the Tuesday ONTs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 09:02 PM (VNX3d)

175 152 At Insty: "Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time

I misread that as Breast Implant.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2025 08:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Yup... Woman I know got YUGE breast implants... and then was pissed when you didn't look at her face...

Then why'd ya pay so much for the breasts?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 09:03 PM (QAkQ3)

176 I think Scampydog is Tuesday. TRex is Wednesday.

Posted by: ScaryMary reads too many ONTs at April 01, 2025 09:03 PM (dQoNW)

177 No bias, but what do you people think of a name like "Gay Valimont" ??

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 09:03 PM (g47mK)

178 173 Best Kurt Russell movie?

Big Trouble or The Thing?

Overboard or Death Proof?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 09:02 PM (aPY1X)

Soldier

/mic drop

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 09:03 PM (QAkQ3)

179 Along with the SC seat in today's WI election is an amendment to the WI constitution requiring photo ID to vote.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:01 PM (i0F8b)

Gonna' make a wager they require an ID to buy a long-gun. Just a hunch.

And I like rural Wisconsin. Nice folks. If anything, belligerently nice. Could do with a bit more not nice. I like 'em, though.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (/Wb6G)

180 133 116 Marjorie Taylor Greene is going ballistic on Anna Paulina Luna on X, in multiple posts
---
Nancy Mace is giving her the business too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,
--------

Why did Johnson shut the House down?
Why can't they come to work tomorrow?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (4GPKZ)

181 Shop name -- Jack's Boots.
Posted by: andycanuck
------

Hair Salon - Curl Up and Dye

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (XeU6L)

182 177 No bias, but what do you people think of a name like "Gay Valimont" ??
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 09:03 PM (g47mK)

He was the 'Special Friend' of Prince Valiant?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (QAkQ3)

183 Furious 7.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (BI5O2)

184 Gosh Marjorie Melodrama and Nancy Maceme are attentionwhoring? Who'd a thunk it?

I could stand to hear less from them. Possibly nothing.

Posted by: krautland krautland unter alles at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (XLQLg)

185 Looks like the second FL seat has been called for the republican... Any news on WI ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (VE6XX)

186 Best Kurt Russell movie?

Tombstone. Without a doubt.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 09:05 PM (/Wb6G)

187 I need 20 more dog views after seeing Shartacus grandstanding on TV. Yeah, Booker, we saw how much leftists love their country this weekend

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:05 PM (HabA/)

188 Hell, I'll even pour a second bourbon and toast Jim on the ONT as well! I'm a giver like that..

(tips glass toward display)

Cheers, JSND!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 01, 2025 08:58 PM (bA75n)

Second glass???
*slides third(or was it fourth) glass behind computer*
*whistles to self*

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2025 09:05 PM (W/lyH)

189 Best Kurt Russell movie?

Big Trouble or The Thing?

Overboard or Death Proof?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Soldier

/mic drop
Posted by: Romeo13

I'm standing right here...

Posted by: Captain Ron at April 01, 2025 09:06 PM (ftFVW)

190 181 Shop name -- Jack's Boots.
Posted by: andycanuck
------

Hair Salon - Curl Up and Dye
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (XeU6L)

Saw a Picture of a shop that sold weapons called?

Britney Spears...

With Britney Spears standin out front...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2025 09:06 PM (QAkQ3)

191 Milwaukee is the election fraud capital of the mid-west.

Walker foiled them by withholding results from the media until after inner Milwaukee reported.

The crooks were incredibly pissed off.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:06 PM (i0F8b)

192 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2025 09:06 PM (/Ghsb)

193 I'll join in ... lets tip a glass or can to Jim.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 09:07 PM (/Wb6G)

194 Doof has notified scampydog

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2025 09:07 PM (rUsvx)

195 Great picture, Ace

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2025 09:07 PM (lGyAR)

196 Other Donna, polls just closed 5 minutes ago. We have to wait for milwaukee and Madison to figure out how many more votes they need.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:07 PM (HabA/)

197 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
3m
Some Wisconsin counties ran out of ballots.

Tell ANYONE YOU KNOW TO STAY IN LINE.

Posted by: ScaryMary reads too many ONTs at April 01, 2025 09:07 PM (dQoNW)

198 I forgot about Captain Ron!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2025 09:07 PM (aPY1X)

199 Is it involuntary? Because if you can't control that...I'd have to sew my mouth shut.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

There are some days where I can control what I say. But, it doesn't matter - my face says it for me.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 09:08 PM (cYBz/)

200 Looks like the second FL seat has been called for the republican... Any news on WI ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:04 PM (VE6XX)

On the way!

Posted by: Fat Sal, Buick LeSabre Trunk Ballot Operator at April 01, 2025 09:08 PM (R/m4+)

201 When I voted today in WI the lines were longer than usual.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:08 PM (i0F8b)

202 Some Wisconsin counties ran out of ballots.

Lemme guess... Republican counties.

This is why you don't agitate to get rid of early voting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 09:09 PM (ExV1e)

203 I'm afraid of nobody under the sun
All I say is BOO and my enemies run!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2025 09:11 PM (CHHv1)

204 David, where are you? I early voted in Milwaukee County.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:11 PM (HabA/)

205
This is why you don't agitate to get rid of early voting.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---

Better to just stay home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:12 PM (4GPKZ)

206 Ashland county.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:12 PM (i0F8b)

207 Kurt Russell was uncredited as the baby alien in The Thing From Another World.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2025 09:13 PM (BI5O2)

208 I'll join in ... lets tip a glass or can to Jim.
Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 09:07 PM (/Wb6G)

Done. A can of Shiner Bock in a Buc-ee's koozy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 09:13 PM (8zz6B)

209 There are some days where I can control what I say. But, it doesn't matter - my face says it for me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 09:08 PM (cYBz/)

Ha! I have a good poker face. But I do often blurt out things without considering their probable effect.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 01, 2025 09:14 PM (h7ZuX)

210 Hour of the Wolf, thx for the tip about the dog videos. Need more doggeh vids

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:14 PM (HabA/)

211 Raising a glass to Jim from Caldwell County. Listening to ZZ Top "Deguello" on the front lawn. Cheers, good sir!

Posted by: ScaryMary reads too many ONTs at April 01, 2025 09:15 PM (dQoNW)

212 Houston seems to 'run out ' of ballots in Republican precincts quite frequently.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 09:15 PM (VofaG)

213 I just wanted to express heartfelt thanks to ACE for that food thread that talked about cassolet.
I tried it today.
Unbelievably wonderful.
Incredibly versatile, in that you can throw what you have into it for the meats.
I used bacon, beef, kelbasa and chicken.
Can't wait to try it again with duck and lamb.

Posted by: Nanny G at April 01, 2025 09:15 PM (lV9qu)

214 Hour of the Wolf, thx for the tip about the dog videos. Need more doggeh vids
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:14 PM (HabA/)

No problems. I often watch the Norbert videos when I'm stressed out - or insomnia hits.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 09:16 PM (VNX3d)

215 Barbarossa Boots

Hobnailed While You Wait

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 09:16 PM (Aqu9a)

216 When I voted today in WI the lines were longer than usual.
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:08 PM (i0F8b)

Ballot worker at my little polling place said they had a big turnout.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 01, 2025 09:17 PM (NMT5x)

217 Whatever MTG is saying she's not saying it at her X site.

Why did Johnson shut the house down? Poso said he wanted more vacation time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:17 PM (4GPKZ)

218 Hell, me the last time I got laid.
Sheesh.
Oh. Is this thing on?
Posted by: Diogenes

You BIT HER?
Posted by: tcn in AK

When she suggested "vampire role-play," I certainly wasn't going to give her the bitey role.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2025 09:17 PM (DgGvY)

219 Done. A can of Shiner Bock in a Buc-ee's koozy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 09:13 PM (8zz6B)

My drinking brother from another mother!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 09:18 PM (Aqu9a)

220 Give your dog any berry but strawberries. Not good for em

Posted by: Jimmer at April 01, 2025 09:18 PM (DGUZ5)

221 Why did Johnson shut the House down?
Why can't they come to work tomorrow?
---
I don't claim to understand the parliamentary machinations involved, but apparently Luna invoked a "discharge petition" to get a vote on proxy voting, which precluded the House from doing any further business.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 09:18 PM (paSBy)

222 212 Houston seems to 'run out ' of ballots in Republican precincts quite frequently.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
---

Still? Thought the Rangers or some state entity had taken over voting in Harris Co.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:19 PM (4GPKZ)

223 Why did Johnson shut the house down? Poso said he wanted more vacation time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:17 PM (4GPKZ

It was 8 R that voted with every D to shut it down. I don't know who the 8 were.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 01, 2025 09:19 PM (MGB5H)

224 Live results in WI (Insty)...

https://tinyurl.com/2wvhmvej

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:20 PM (i0F8b)

225 Hell, me the last time I got laid.
Sheesh.
Oh. Is this thing on?
Posted by: Diogenes

You BIT HER?
Posted by: tcn in AK

When she suggested "vampire role-play," I certainly wasn't going to give her the bitey role.
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2025 09:17 PM (DgGvY)
Did she want you to tie her hands too?

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2025 09:20 PM (p4vtc)

226 Barbarossa Boots

Hobnailed While You Wait
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 09:16 PM (Aqu9a)

Seems like there could be a real wicked Pinocchio parody involving Hitler as the old German cobbler in Argentina, making a wooden puppet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 09:21 PM (8zz6B)

227 ---
I don't claim to understand the parliamentary machinations involved, but apparently Luna invoked a "discharge petition" to get a vote on proxy voting, which precluded the House from doing any further business.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,
---

I don't either but that sounds mmm?
Gonna' Grok it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:21 PM (4GPKZ)

228 D'Artagan foods sells a great cassoulet kit. They provide the duck legs, duck sausage, beans, bacon, duck fat - all the ingredients you might have trouble finding at the local grocery store. Used to cost $100 for a kit that made 12 serving, but I'm sure the price has gone up. Was completely worth it through - it's wonderful, although it's pretty time intensive to make.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:21 PM (HabA/)

229 When she suggested "vampire role-play," I certainly wasn't going to give her the bitey role.
Posted by: mikeski

Did she want you to tie her hands too?
Posted by: Eromero

Someone better remember the safe word.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 09:23 PM (cYBz/)

230 Kurt Russell best movie : Escape from New York

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:23 PM (2ZThz)

231 What is it with cats knocking things onto the floor? I'm sure there must be some taxpayer-funded university study of the phenomenon.
Posted by: Paco

Cats are entropy personified.

They make sure everything is in its lowest-energy disordered state.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2025 09:24 PM (DgGvY)

232 Hunter disbarred in dc.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 01, 2025 09:24 PM (MGB5H)

233 Kurt Russell best movie : Escape from New York
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:23 PM (2ZThz)

After 'The Thing', sure

Posted by: Otto Pen at April 01, 2025 09:24 PM (sJHOI)

234 Someone better remember the safe word.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 09:23 PM (cYBz/)

Trojan?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 09:25 PM (8zz6B)

235 The cheat's on in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 01, 2025 09:25 PM (KiBMU)

236 3000 Miles to Graceland is Russell's best movie.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 09:25 PM (VofaG)

237 Prayers up Jim SND, hang in there

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:25 PM (2ZThz)

238 212 Houston seems to 'run out ' of ballots in Republican precincts quite frequently.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
---

Still? Thought the Rangers or some state entity had taken over voting in Harris Co.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:19 PM (4GPKZ)

The kerfluffle and lawsuits have gone dormant. Elections are back in the hands of the County Clerk's office, an elected position. No more Dem-appointed Election Overseer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 09:25 PM (Aqu9a)

239 You BIT HER?
Posted by: tcn in AK

When she suggested "vampire role-play," I certainly wasn't going to give her the bitey role.
Posted by: mikeski

Did she want you to tie her hands too?
Posted by: Eromero

I was just happy her next line wasn't, "okay, call me 'Buffy'."

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2025 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

240 The cheat's on in Milwaukee.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 01, 2025 09:25 PM (KiBMU)

That's been the case for decades. It even made the local news, including the more leftist media, which surprised me.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 09:27 PM (VNX3d)

241 Underrated Kurt Russell movie : Used Cars

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:27 PM (2ZThz)

242 I liked Kurt Russell's role as celestial being Ego in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 09:27 PM (Aqu9a)

243 What is it with cats knocking things onto the floor? I'm sure there must be some taxpayer-funded university study of the phenomenon.
Posted by: Paco

Cats are entropy personified.

They make sure everything is in its lowest-energy disordered state.
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2025 09:24 PM (DgGvY)
----
Cats are weird. I just took off my boots and Allie immediately stuck her head into the smelly boot I've been wearing all day.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2025 09:28 PM (cweKM)

244 Teneshia Hudspeth is the Harris County Clerk. Might as well be Dem appointed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 09:29 PM (VofaG)

245

Used Cars is one of my favorite movies. Repo Man is great too.

Posted by: four seasons at April 01, 2025 09:30 PM (3ek7K)

246 One must sign up for Grok. Nope
from wiki:
A discharge petition may only be brought after a measure has sat in committee for at least 30 legislative days without being reported; if the petition is on a "special rule" resolution submitted to the Rules Committee, then the period is seven days instead. Once the requisite number of signatures is reached, the petition is placed on the Discharge Calendar, which is privileged business on the second and fourth Mondays of each month.
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It appears that this couldn't have been a surprise and scanning wiki there is no apparent reason for Johnson to shut down the House. There's more to this than we're getting - one way or the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:30 PM (4GPKZ)

247 I can't think of a bad Kurt Russell movie.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at April 01, 2025 09:30 PM (S4K2e)

248 Tall Boy Miller Lite - no coozy. Jim - hang in there. Love you old boy.

Posted by: Southern Indiana at April 01, 2025 09:30 PM (/Wb6G)

249 I liked Kurt Russell as Jungle Boy on Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Ginger and Mary Ann at April 01, 2025 09:30 PM (dQoNW)

250
Used Cars was Russell's best.

Posted by: Auspex at April 01, 2025 09:31 PM (j4U/Z)

251 Voter ID passed in Wisconsin. Hopefully that bodes well for the Supreme Court as well.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 01, 2025 09:31 PM (3ImbR)

252 Braenyard, here's a Fox News article explaining the vote, but I still can't claim to understand it.

https://tinyurl.com/rebwduyc

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 09:31 PM (paSBy)

253 Cats are weird. I just took off my boots and Allie immediately stuck her head into the smelly boot I've been wearing all day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Huh. I was sure there was something dead in here.

Posted by: Allie at April 01, 2025 09:32 PM (DgGvY)

254 233 Kurt Russell best movie : Escape from New York
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:23 PM (2ZThz)

After 'The Thing', sure
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 01, 2025 09:24 PM (sJHOI)
Big Trouble In Little China.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2025 09:32 PM (p4vtc)

255 @247 Tango and Cash ain't that good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:32 PM (2ZThz)

256 Hey Look! Bare Tits

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 09:33 PM (VofaG)

257 but US officials who spoke to Reuters on condition of anonymity stated that at least four B-2 bombers have relocated to a US-British military base on the Indian Ocean island

Obviously these bastards have never heard "loose lips sink ships"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 01, 2025 09:33 PM (B4OJl)

258 Cats are weird. I just took off my boots and Allie immediately stuck her head into the smelly boot I've been wearing all day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Huh. I was sure there was something dead in here.
Posted by: Allie at April 01, 2025 09:32 PM (DgGvY)
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LOL!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2025 09:33 PM (cweKM)

259 Interesting... Photo ID for voting in WI is winning in Dem counties.

so far. only 15% in.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:34 PM (i0F8b)

260 Teneshia Hudspeth is the Harris County Clerk. Might as well be Dem appointed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 09:29 PM (VofaG)

Fair point. She wanted the job, though. The previous Clerk was just . . . there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 09:34 PM (Aqu9a)

261 The Fox News site has a fairly decent article explaining what happened and why the debate scheduled for Wed regarding limiting judge's ability nationwide has been cancelled.
I had to read it a couple of times to get the gist that it is over Luna's push for the 12 week proxy vote for new parents in congress.

Article title - Trump agenda upended after GOP rebellion shuts down House floor

Posted by: old chick at April 01, 2025 09:34 PM (F3Dlr)

262 What is disturbing is Ozaukee is showing up as blue. Ozaukee was one of the solidly Red WOW countries.

And Milwaukee hasn't reported yet.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at April 01, 2025 09:35 PM (HabA/)

263 Re Kurt Russell: Kurt and Goldie's son played hockey at UAH here years ago. They came to several of his games. A friend of mine had season tickets that just happened to be next to theirs. He said they were both very friendly, down-to-earth people--not at all snooty or stuck up. I found that pretty impressive.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 09:36 PM (paSBy)

264 sorry, Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist beat me to it.

Posted by: old chick at April 01, 2025 09:36 PM (F3Dlr)

265 We are being invaded! By Argentine tegu species of lizard that can grow up to 5 feet !

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 09:37 PM (g47mK)

266 251. Only 17% of the vote is in.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2025 09:37 PM (fnqQL)

267 Interesting... Photo ID for voting in WI is winning in Dem counties.
Posted by: davidt

The sids and rainmandohs and related DU types are sure it's the Republicans who cheat, so they're in favor?

Posted by: mikeski is confused at April 01, 2025 09:38 PM (DgGvY)

268 Kurt Russell: Kurt and Goldie's son played hockey at UAH here years ago. They came to several of his games. A friend of mine had season tickets that just happened to be next to theirs. He said they were both very friendly, down-to-earth people--not at all snooty or stuck up. I found that pretty impressive.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 09:36 PM (paSBy)

Their son ( his step son) was hilarious as Adam on Rules of Engagement.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 01, 2025 09:38 PM (VofaG)

269 We are being invaded! By Argentine tegu species of lizard that can grow up to 5 feet !
Posted by: runner

Do they run in circles? What's the 5th one for?

Posted by: mikeski is still confused at April 01, 2025 09:38 PM (DgGvY)

270 They are coming out of hibernation. And just want to breed. I wonder if they are edible...like gators...

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 09:38 PM (g47mK)

271 but US officials who spoke to Reuters on condition of anonymity stated that at least four B-2 bombers have relocated to a US-British military base on the Indian Ocean island

Obviously these bastards have never heard "loose lips sink ships"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 01, 2025 09:33 PM (B4OJl)

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My B-52 squadron ships out tomorrow from Diego Garcia. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 09:39 PM (Aqu9a)

272 So I always say whatever we think the Democrats (uniparty, whatever) are up to it's worse. I've also always said that "we" partner with the cartels and take a cut of the proceeds which is why the Democrats are so cartel-friendly. But of course it's worse. We probably DO take a cut of the proceeds, but it seems we are also the drug supplier. They are buying the drugs from *US*. And if that's not bad enough, probably using the profits to fund terror and communism here and around the world. Fuck me. Can it get worse than that? Does it? Is it?

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:40 PM (E0p3T)

273 252 Braenyard, here's a Fox News article explaining the vote, but I still can't claim to understand it.

https://tinyurl.com/rebwduyc
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,
----

The whole thing's got a funny smell. From Luna's lips it was only remote voting for pregnant women or just just post pregnancy.
Why did they hold up debate in committee? Thirty days is time enough to talk it over and make a deal.
And it's really not clear from the article why they can't continue other than Johnson said they can't.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 09:42 PM (4GPKZ)

274 Not looking good in WI right now

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:42 PM (VE6XX)

275 Used Cars was Russell's best.
Posted by: Auspex at April 01, 2025 09:31 PM (j4U/Z)

It's streaming for free on Tubi now.

Posted by: haffhowershower at April 01, 2025 09:43 PM (NMT5x)

276 Peace be with you, Jim.

Be not afraid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2025 09:44 PM (aKjiH)

277 Can it get worse than that? Does it? Is it?
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:40 PM (E0p3T)
Yes.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2025 09:44 PM (p4vtc)

278 It's streaming for free on Tubi now.
Posted by: haffhowershower at April 01, 2025 09:43 PM (NMT5x)

---

Thanks. I'm always surprised at how many decent shows and movies are on Tubi.

Posted by: ScaryMary at April 01, 2025 09:45 PM (dQoNW)

279 Not looking good in WI right now
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:42 PM (VE6XX)

Well, Milwaukee results are in now, and I'm guessing that is the single largest reservoir of Donk votes. Don't know if the rural counties have enough clout to whittle that lead away, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 09:45 PM (8zz6B)

280 I'm on the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal site, and it looks like Decision Desk has called the SC race for Crawford with only 39% in. I hope he's wrong, for a number of reasons.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 01, 2025 09:49 PM (3ImbR)

281 I don't get the split vote... anywhere, anytime. Always suspicious of machinations when I see it.
No one votes to require voter ID and then vote the LIbs a majority of the state Supreme Court

Posted by: MkY at April 01, 2025 09:50 PM (cPGH3)

282 Statewide, 39% in, Crawford up by 15%.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:50 PM (i0F8b)

283 Life is better with dogs.
Not easier, better.

Adopt a dog, you'll be happier.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 01, 2025 09:51 PM (EOjZq)

284 Photo ID up by 20%

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:51 PM (i0F8b)

285 Can it get worse than that? Does it? Is it?
Posted by: ...

I think so.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 01, 2025 09:52 PM (S4K2e)

286 279 Not looking good in WI right now
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:42 PM (VE6XX)

Well, Milwaukee results are in now, and I'm guessing that is the single largest reservoir of Donk votes. Don't know if the rural counties have enough clout to whittle that lead away, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 09:45 PM (8zz6B)

Huge boxes of ballots are in reserve in Milwaukee, in the back seats of Subarus in parking lots near the county courthouse.

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2025 09:52 PM (aBgBM)

287 This SC race is a fucking disaster.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 01, 2025 09:52 PM (uE7KC)

288 I don't get the split vote... anywhere, anytime. Always suspicious of machinations when I see it.
No one votes to require voter ID and then vote the LIbs a majority of the state Supreme Court
Posted by: MkY at April 01, 2025 09:50 PM (cPGH3)

The Donk is leading in the School Superintedent race by about the same as the one for SC. It does sound hinky to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B)

289 We won 2 house seats in Florida, but looks like we lost the judge in Wisconsin

But voter id in wi looks to pass easily

I think it’s all but guaranteed GOP loses House in 2026. Need to start passing bills.

Posted by: Maroon at April 01, 2025 09:54 PM (bsuRG)

290 There's always going to be a backlash to the party in power. That's not unique to any one president or either party. But the Republican Party has a severe structural disadvantage for anything that's not a presidential election, and that's not fucking tenable. It should not have gotten that close in Florida, Randy Fine's personal shortcomings notwithstanding. And these state elections should be more winnable.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 01, 2025 09:54 PM (uE7KC)

291 Photo ID up by 20%
Posted by: davidt

Not if Crawford wins.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 01, 2025 09:54 PM (KAi1n)

292 Prayers continuing JSND for you, your wife, and for the steadiness of your Care Team. 🙏

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 01, 2025 09:55 PM (NFX2v)

293 291 Photo ID up by 20%
Posted by: davidt

Not if Crawford wins.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 01, 2025 09:54 PM (KAi1n)

Yeah, that's what I've been thinking, even though it's a referendum vote for a WI Constitutional Amendment.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 09:57 PM (i0F8b)

294 be happy about the FLA special election wins!

WI Supreme Court thing - we had one of those in PA and it was very doom and gloom BUT they've ruled fairly well despite a huge D majority. So I don't see what makes this the end of the world but then again I don't want to rain on any Eeyore Parades!

OF COURSE if Crawford wins that's all we'll hear about. DUH. let's enjoy Florida being awesome! Wisconsin has a ways to go, don't let it freak you out. yeah they cheat we do here in PA still too. probably a lot more lol

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 09:58 PM (Pv3Rg)

295 Sorry, not sorry, but Trump talking about how he could get around the constitution and serve a 3rd term and implementing huge tariffs coming down didn’t help here.

Maybe dial back the trolling? Dems outperformed by like 15 points on those house seats

I wish Trump had focused on getting a tax bill through congress

Posted by: Maroon at April 01, 2025 09:58 PM (bsuRG)

296 Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 09:58 PM (Pv3Rg)

The Wisconsin Supreme Court's liberal majority is bonkers and is just enacting the Democratic platform by judicial fiat.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 01, 2025 09:59 PM (uE7KC)

297 Yeah, that's what I've been thinking, even though it's a referendum vote for a WI Constitutional Amendment.

do you think the Left in PA wanted to accept when PA voted to stop the COVID tyranny via constitutional amendment?!?!

they did not! Wolf would have loved to ignore it. we had a leftist state SC too.

AND YET. it was followed. this should be as well.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 09:59 PM (Pv3Rg)

298 Lot of Dem articles mocking Johnson.

It appears that killing the pregnant proxy voting or something to do with a spending bill was/is more important to Johnson than passing those bills for Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 01, 2025 10:00 PM (4GPKZ)

299 The Wisconsin Supreme Court's liberal majority is bonkers and is just enacting the Democratic platform by judicial fiat.

when? already?

why not wait and actually see

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 10:00 PM (Pv3Rg)

300 Trump should be focusing more on election fraud, especially since the 2020 steal was such a big thing in his rallies.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 10:00 PM (i0F8b)

301 Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 10:00 PM (Pv3Rg)

Yes, already. I mean election laws changes, repealing the collective bargaining law, redrawing maps already. Drop this pollyanna "everything's just peachy!" bullshit.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 01, 2025 10:01 PM (uE7KC)

302 omg this place is crawling with FUD - look at all the new nics! cute

actual congress people were at risk and those we won

that, despite the Narrative!, is what is most important here!

good night try to stop with the doom and gloom sheesh

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 10:01 PM (Pv3Rg)

303 Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2025 10:00 PM (i0F8b)

Great idea, win an election, then claim fraud is what determines elections. I've seen liberals claim Trump cheated in 2024, all they need is him telling everyone that they're right.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 01, 2025 10:02 PM (uE7KC)

304 there are trolls here guys

I mean you've all prob noticed

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 10:02 PM (Pv3Rg)

305 Posted by: Black Orchid at April 01, 2025 10:01 PM (Pv3Rg)

Yes, how distasteful that people make observations on things that happen and react accordingly.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 01, 2025 10:02 PM (uE7KC)

306 Lots of one night wonder posters here tonight

Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2025 10:03 PM (fnqQL)

307
Black Orchid,

I can smell the trolls here in Wyoming.

Posted by: four seasons at April 01, 2025 10:03 PM (3ek7K)

308 Lots of one night wonder posters here tonight
Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2025 10:03 PM (fnqQL)

And some recycled Never-Trumpers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2025 10:04 PM (8zz6B)

309 ONT is NOOD

Copied JimSND Update into comments.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2025 10:04 PM (VNX3d)

310 This is all Part and Prasal of the of the democrap default move when they understood they were going to lose the election.

Retreat and regroup. Put some district court judges covering the retreat to buy some time.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2025 10:34 PM (25kuG)

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