Rock-It Man Cafe

6 The Tesla Derangement is getting deadly serious

70yr old Tesla protestor tried tio run over a counter protestor.

Another stunning and brave Tesla hater ran a 61yr old woman driving a Tesla off the road and then attacked her. Robert Atherton has been arrested for this, now facing 20 years in the gray bar motel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:20 PM (Y0ek+)

7 So cute. All the pups.

Way cuter than the be-wigged lefty Tesla vandals!

Posted by: LASue at March 31, 2025 07:20 PM (lCppi)

8 Skyfall!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 07:21 PM (g47mK)

9 This is the beginning. The commies are going to whip their mental defective army into a frothing rage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2025 07:22 PM (S14V7)

10 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

11 Little pooch turning off the light is cute. He didn't know he could have clapped his paws together.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 07:26 PM (gm9Sb)

12
SpaceX is gonna Wang Chung tonight in a little over an hour:
https://tinyurl.com/28xqmcdb

This is the "Fram 2" mission, which will be the first manned mission in a polar orbit. The Fram is the storied Norwegian arctic/antarctic exploration ship which was used by Amundsen on his South Pole mission.

The commander of the mission is Chun Wang (last name first, the way the Chicoms do, so it's Wang Chun).

He was born Chicom, but is a Maltese citizen now, and some big bitcoin miner.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 07:27 PM (w6EFb)

13 Lord, Celine Dion really cannot sing.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:29 PM (xCA6C)

14 Apparently Bondi is serious.

https://tinyurl.com/ej24t8nh

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2025 07:29 PM (LkLld)

15 So, let me get this straight. If you’re a Lefty with a Tesla, other Lefties can attack you and your car because Mars Man Bad.
Sounds good to me.

Posted by: RI Red at March 31, 2025 07:30 PM (WRdlW)

16 Lord, Celine Dion really cannot sing.

But the song will go on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:30 PM (Y0ek+)

17 NoVa is about to get hammered. It looks like the end of days outside.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:31 PM (xCA6C)

18 marmot? no, I do not understand those words in that order ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2025 07:31 PM (/Ghsb)

19 Bulg, Good evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:31 PM (keLsF)

20 Lord, Celine Dion really cannot sing.

But the song will go on.

Alas.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:31 PM (xCA6C)

21 Apparently Bondi is serious.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2025 07:29 PM

* smiles *

Posted by: The Epstein Files at March 31, 2025 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

22 WTAF?

The Girls From Brazil ...
-------------
1984
@TheOfficial1984

BREAKING Argentinian president Javier Milei has declassified documents CONFIRMING that Adolf Hitler SURVIVED WW2, escaped to Argentina with the aid and assistance of the US and its "allies," lived for another 20 years, and fathered two daughters.

https://is.gd/lQfAvw

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 31, 2025 07:32 PM (QjSIu)

23 It's hard to tell with the building's design.

AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 19h
DEVELOPING: Government building evacuated at Chaeng Watthana complex in Bangkok, Thailand over fears of possible collapse. This comes after the building 'was found to be leaning'.

http://tiny.cc/lx1f001
1:11 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 07:32 PM (/tzYP)

24 14, o i wish i could believe that

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2025 07:32 PM (/Ghsb)

25 Lord, Celine Dion really cannot sing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:29 PM (xCA6C)

Shatner > Dion > Ono

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 07:32 PM (W/lyH)

26 It was the little moustaches that gave them away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:33 PM (Y0ek+)

27 Given we're only 8 days past International Talk Like William Shatner Day, you have plenty of time to practice for next year.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2025 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

28 Joe Maracic @GrafixJoker 22h
The NY Yankees have updated their logo

https://tinyurl.com/2mak4x7x
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 07:34 PM (/tzYP)

29 @16

"You can't stop the signal, Mal"

kinda my ham radio motto ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2025 07:35 PM (/Ghsb)

30 What is that deer looking at?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2025 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

31 >>> JUST IN: Obama Judge in San Francisco Blocks President Trump From Revoking ‘Temporary’ Protected Status For Hundreds of Thousands of Venezuelan Migrants

LOL Trump should tell he will respect the ruling with regard to his personal house guests only.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2025 07:35 PM (/lPRQ)

32 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Fram2
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 31, 2025 (EDT)
Launch Time: 21:46 p.m. EDT - April 1, 0146 UTC, 03:46 CEDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/L70gWmwbQos

Posted by: Ciampino - Rubber Ball bouncing at March 31, 2025 07:35 PM (sPQoU)

33 Yay, it stopped. I went out about an hour ago to get mail and the tree pollen hit. I finally quit sneezing and the snot pump dried out. This season is really bad, real early.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 07:35 PM (gm9Sb)

34 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2025 07:35 PM (ypFCm)

35 #23 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 19h
DEVELOPING: Government building evacuated at Chaeng Watthana complex in Bangkok, Thailand over fears of possible collapse. This comes after the building 'was found to be leaning'.

https://tinyurl.com/2saxknmt
1:11 minutes

LINK CORRECTED

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 07:35 PM (/tzYP)

36 Hey, Ben Had. How are you and your equines doing?

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

37 Dancing Itos > Eduard Chen

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:36 PM (Y0ek+)

38 Lefties are now putting idiotic stickers on their Teslas. Such as they hate Musk , etc.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 07:36 PM (g47mK)

39 DEVELOPING: Government building evacuated at Chaeng Watthana complex in Bangkok, Thailand over fears of possible collapse. This comes after the building 'was found to be leaning'.

http://tiny.cc/lx1f001
1:11 minutes

Link goes to an X post by Laura Loomer.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:36 PM (xCA6C)

40 Hey, Skip.

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

41 >>>Chris Elliot, gave us a perfect recreation of the number.

Man, it's just Shatner again. What a ripoff!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2025 07:36 PM (klJTj)

42 Bulg, we are all well. Thank you for asking.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:37 PM (keLsF)

43 WTAF?

The Girls From Brazil ...
-------------
1984
@TheOfficial1984

BREAKING Argentinian president Javier Milei has declassified documents CONFIRMING that Adolf Hitler SURVIVED WW2, escaped to Argentina with the aid and assistance of the US and its "allies," lived for another 20 years, and fathered two daughters.

https://is.gd/lQfAvw
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 31, 2025 07:32 PM (QjSIu)
***

Hmmmm...i wonder who's attention this is designed to divert?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 07:38 PM (W/lyH)

44 Ben Had

Put a horse in some images
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:38 PM (Y0ek+)

45
Arne Saknussemm

He was in the great cartoon with that stupid pidgeon Gertrude.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 07:38 PM (7KXYN)

46 38 "Touch my Tesla and I rip off your head and shit down your lungs. Coexist."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 07:38 PM (gm9Sb)

47
btw, Gertrude's human, "Lars," was voiced by Schneider.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 07:39 PM (7KXYN)

48 >>o i wish i could believe that

Should be pretty easy to prove. She named the guy who firebombed the Tesla dealership and said the DOJ will be asking for 20 years in prison. She either does what she said she would do or she doesn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2025 07:39 PM (LkLld)

49 Bariloche! LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2025 07:39 PM (/Ghsb)

50 I was thinking that Marmot was dead

Getting a T-storm here

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2025 07:40 PM (ypFCm)

51 DEVELOPING: Government building evacuated at Chaeng Watthana complex in Bangkok, Thailand over fears of possible collapse. This comes after the building 'was found to be leaning'.

http://tiny.cc/lx1f001
1:11 minutes

Link goes to an X post by Laura Loomer.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:36 PM (xCA6C)

You go now!
Buidring is reaning.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 07:41 PM (W/lyH)

52
Milei released all the remaining files on Nazis that fled to Argentina. That is true. However, "confirming" that Hitler escaped there with the aid of the US is well, not too confirmed. That's a bunch of BS.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 07:41 PM (w6EFb)

53
* waves to Anna *

Posted by: Bronie Bros, in Iranian Command Bunker deep under undisclosed mountains at March 31, 2025 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

54 One of my Li'l Blutarskis in Chicago called me over the weekend to tell me of a friend of her boyfriend who lives in Los Angeles that is going to send a 13 year old dog back to a shelter. That's the most despicable thing a person can do to a dog. She wanted to know if I'd take the dog. Of course, I'll take the dog, what's one more?

This is why I don't like to be around people.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 07:41 PM (b294k)

55 Getting a T-storm here
Posted by: Skip

We had a doozy last night. Thought it would never stop.

Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2025 07:41 PM (lJ0H4)

56 They Saved Hitler's Wang

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2025 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

57 wait, WHAT?? I don't believe the "Hitler survived" thing.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 07:42 PM (g47mK)

58 Daffynitions

FURALYSIS

The condition in which
a person is unable to move
due to the presence of a
cat on his or her lap.

Posted by: Ciampino - a better one? at March 31, 2025 07:43 PM (sPQoU)

59 B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce 4h
Happy 4th anniversary to Nate MacKinnon pulling off the cartoon move of throwing Conor Garland's helmet at him 😭

https://tinyurl.com/4twy3arf
30 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 07:43 PM (/tzYP)

60 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Fram2
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 31, 2025 (EDT)
Launch Time: 21:46 p.m. EDT - April 1, 0146 UTC, 03:46 CEDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/L70gWmwbQos
Posted by: Ciampino

Thunderstorms rolling in.

Crew needs to get their butts up there and enjoy the show.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2025 07:43 PM (/lPRQ)

61 13 Lord, Celine Dion really cannot sing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:29 PM (xCA6C)

This is actionable slander! You'll be hearing from our lawyers!

Posted by: Celine Dion's Public Relations Group at March 31, 2025 07:43 PM (PiwSw)

62 Low-T man gets caught keying a swastika on a Tesla. His response: "I'm sorry you're upset".

https://is.gd/aLwi6L

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:44 PM (xCA6C)

63 @ScottPresler
·
3h
Yes, this is why I push early voting.

Voters in 3 Trump counties in Wisconsin are without electricity the day before Election Day.

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2025 07:44 PM (AOsQT)

64 Milei released all the remaining files on Nazis that fled to Argentina. That is true. However, "confirming" that Hitler escaped there with the aid of the US is well, not too confirmed. That's a bunch of BS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

The claim is that Hitler (and a bunch of other Nazis, real Nazis) escaped to Argentina. Hitler is reported to have lived until 1966 and fathered two children. The skull of Hitler in the Soviet Union was tested and it was the skull of a female. I don't know if the CIA or FBI had any idea about this, but it's claimed they did and did ... nothing.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 07:45 PM (b294k)

65 61 13 Lord, Celine Dion really cannot sing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:29 PM (xCA6C)

This is actionable slander! You'll be hearing from our lawyers!

I'm sorry you're upset.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:45 PM (xCA6C)

66 wel that's just it, innit?

still waiting for something concrete like actual charges filed ...

& jeebly christmas, then we wait 2 years for the ninth circus to throw it out?

sorry, not sorry, i want h beam piper courts where the bailiff walks the convicted out to the loading dock and has the convict stand on the rim of the dumpster.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2025 07:45 PM (/Ghsb)

67 ScottPresler
·
3h
Yes, this is why I push early voting.

Voters in 3 Trump counties in Wisconsin are without electricity the day before Election Day.

==

yeah....

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 07:46 PM (g47mK)

68 52
OTOH why did someone go to a lot of trouble to make sure the remains were unrecognizable?

Posted by: Ciampino - another theory at March 31, 2025 07:46 PM (sPQoU)

69 Hello, friends!

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2025 07:47 PM (pZEOD)

70 BREAKING Argentinian president Javier Milei has declassified documents CONFIRMING that Adolf Hitler SURVIVED WW2, escaped to Argentina with the aid and assistance of the US and its "allies," lived for another 20 years, and fathered two daughters.

https://is.gd/lQfAvw
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 31, 2025 07:32 PM (QjSIu)
***

Well, I have my doubts about this, but I do know family members of one Field Marshall came to America. And one descendent is...hawt.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 07:47 PM (W/lyH)

71 You know who surviving the war and living in Argentina. Heh. Old one nut was in such bad shape he wouldn't have survived the journey. Even with his crack medical team headed up by Theodore Morrel, 20th century Tony Fauci.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (gm9Sb)

72 Just watch the Warfare trailer, which reminds me of Saving Private Ryan in terms of the intensity and brutality. I'm pretty soft when it comes to shit like that, but seems like it would be the right speed for a lot of morons around here.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (rEmVK)

73 Piper!! Hello.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (keLsF)

74 Stalin had Hitler’s skull. Hitler did not survive the war. Otherwise, he would’ve been taunting the Allies with it.

He was not a shrinking violet.

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (77rzZ)

75
I watched several shows on the "Hitler faked his suicide and fled to Argentina" theory a while back. It's interesting.

What I was saying was the none of the files Milei released came anywhere near confirming that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (w6EFb)

76 I don't understand people not taking advantage of early voting...no waiting in line, go at your own convenience, electricity fails?...no problem, go the next day, etc., etc., etc.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (XMwZJ)

77 @ 54, good for you Blutarski!

dogs are a blessing, not a liability

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (/Ghsb)

78 They Saved Hitler's Wang

Script for Re-Animator 3?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:49 PM (Y0ek+)

79 Sweet happy sea otter!

Did you know they hold hands when they sleep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 07:49 PM (Zkdvn)

80 Just read the last thread and the 8 trillion gallons of water being dumped on Arkansas reminded me of this Youtube video of a simulation of 50 quintillion gallons of water being dumped on Africa:

https://tinyurl.com/32wd77ff

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2025 07:49 PM (aRMBm)

81 Well, I have my doubts about this, but I do know family members of one Field Marshall came to America. And one descendent is...hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes

I've seen photos of Argentine Hitler. No mustache, of course and thinner on top and fatter like most of us. But damn!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (b294k)

82 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (p4NUW)

83 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (77rzZ)

84 Vegan Hitler, you would have smelled his farts from 20Kms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (Y0ek+)

85 nurse. I think I might have heard a bout that hand holding thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (keLsF)

86 He'd still come back a giant dick...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (XMwZJ)

87 >The Fram is the storied Norwegian arctic/antarctic exploration ship which was used by Amundsen on his South Pole mission.
----

Today, it's an oil filter.

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (AOsQT)

88 I'm sorry you're upset.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2025 07:45 PM

Obviously, Archimedes did not mean to do this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

89 They Saved Hitler's Ball!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 07:50 PM (/tzYP)

90 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2025 07:51 PM (p4NUW)

91 Have you spotted the sniper in the Scottish Highlands photo yet?

Hint: He's wearing a ghillie suit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2025 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

92 Yes, Africa was obliterated by that big, 50 quintillion gallon raindrop (singular), but at least it all was done to a soothing music backdrop.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2025 07:52 PM (aRMBm)

93 Duncanthrax. Scritches for the darling girl.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:53 PM (keLsF)

94 hitler would have been found if he remained alive. the Russians and later MOSSAD were verrrrry interested in such target. maybe genetic testing on the alleged desendant(s) should be done.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 07:53 PM (g47mK)

95 Hitler could have had so many bolt holes available for escape, falsified identity, and safe houses he could have survived without leaving Germany. However, bat shit crazy will cause you to poison the dog, your new wife, and eat the Walther.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 07:53 PM (gm9Sb)

96 *descendants

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 07:53 PM (g47mK)

97 Sweet happy sea otter!

Did you know they hold hands when they sleep?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 07:49 PM

The Squee Heard Round the World. 😄

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2025 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)

98 That's some rains down in Afrika.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:54 PM (Y0ek+)

99 Yes, Africa was obliterated by that big, 50 quintillion gallon raindrop (singular), but at least it all was done to a soothing music backdrop.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2025 07:52 PM

Sorry, but I bless the raindrop down is Africa isn't quite as punchy.

Posted by: Toto at March 31, 2025 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

100 Have you spotted the sniper in the Scottish Highlands photo yet?

==

Several! But...they seem to be aiming at each other!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 07:54 PM (g47mK)

101 Oops! It was a nine quintillion liter raindrop, not 50 quintillion gallon raindrop.

My bad. I overstated this natural disaster just a wee bit.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2025 07:54 PM (aRMBm)

102 Hitler’s ideology survived in the dem party.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2025 07:55 PM (p4vtc)

103 From prior thread:
256 I am not a fan of the bat, cane or stick defense. Way too easy for an opponent to just grab it and hang on.
Posted by: Ben Had

They ain't holding on to anything after I ram an end straight into their throat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 07:55 PM (mlg/3)

104 70 BREAKING Argentinian president Javier Milei has declassified documents CONFIRMING that Adolf Hitler SURVIVED WW2, escaped to Argentina with the aid and assistance of the US and its "allies," lived for another 20 years, and fathered two daughters.
________________________________

The two daughters will pop up soon wearing MAGA hats and driving a Tesla.

Posted by: Orson at March 31, 2025 07:55 PM (dIske)

105 weft. I doubt my own ability to do that.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:56 PM (keLsF)

106 Shohei Ohtani has the world's most popular MLB jersey, followed by Freddie Freeman and Mookie Betts.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 07:56 PM (/tzYP)

107 Piper, what’s your take on swimming as a therapy? I’ve got a couple of wonky knees. Do you think that swimming would help them be less wonky?

I realize that I’m not being terribly medically precise here…

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07:56 PM (77rzZ)

108 Sweet happy sea otter!

Did you know they hold hands when they sleep?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 07:49 PM (Zkdvn)

When I was in high school, I saw some otters. They were cute as could be. I briefly considered majoring in oceanography at the U of Washington (spits). But then I also discovered bier, so WSU it was!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 07:58 PM (W/lyH)

109 Bulg, water therapy is great. No impact and resistance exercise in one. DO IT.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:58 PM (keLsF)

110 Swimming is great physical therapy for just about everything, isn't it?

Pity I don't like swimming.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2025 07:58 PM (h7ZuX)

111 107 Piper, what’s your take on swimming as a therapy? I’ve got a couple of wonky knees. Do you think that swimming would help them be less wonky?

I realize that I’m not being terribly medically precise here…
Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07

I am not a medical person at all or a physical therapist. Swimming as exercise is very good and the water can make it low impact on your joints.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2025 07:58 PM (pZEOD)

112 There's just a 60% chance of favorable weather conditions at the start of Fram2's launch window, increasing to 75% by the end.

So they may get scrubbed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 07:58 PM (w6EFb)

113 >>>Dog on a swing.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2025 07:59 PM (i24o9)

114 I wouldn't believe Hitler survived Berlin

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2025 07:59 PM (ypFCm)

115 Do they make Ghillie kilts? Ghillie sporins? Ghillie chanters?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2025 08:00 PM (PiwSw)

116 Possibly a double, but never read anything that could happen

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2025 08:01 PM (ypFCm)

117 Duncanthrax. Scritches for the darling girl.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 07:53 PM

Delivered. Response: "mmmrr ... purr, purr, purr, purr, purr ... "

She'll be begging for a treat in about an hour.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2025 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

118
The skull of Hitler in the Soviet Union was tested and it was the skull of a female.

Today is the International Transgender Day of Visibility.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2025 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

119 Marmot video is great. Just a chilled little guy, living his best life.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2025 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)

120 Duncanthrax, is she 7 or 8 now?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 08:04 PM (keLsF)

121 104 You know who's daughters will show up on some Argie TV show and become recording artists. Canciones de Mein Vater will be a big seller, with singles like Von Finland bis zum Schwarzen Mir and Panzerlied.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 08:04 PM (gm9Sb)

122 Oh nurse, I searched for "total immersion swimming" and this is what came up:

https://www.littleotterswim.com/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2025 08:04 PM (PiwSw)

123 aqua therapy after the stroke has been very helpful!
Pt lady says I'm progressing quickly. (not fast enough!!!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2025 08:04 PM (aOYp5)

124 Duncanthrax, is she 7 or 8 now?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 08:04 PM

I was thinking 6. How long has it been since the TxRainMoMe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2025 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

125 Party Shatner rules!

Rhino Records released a couple CDs with The Shat and Nimoy's splendiferously awful takes on that music the kids seem to like. It belongs in a David Lynch fever dream Vegas nightclub.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2025 08:07 PM (kpS4V)

126
Wang Chung posting pictures of watching today's earlier Falcon 9 launch while riding (in a Tesla) to his own launch:

https://tinyurl.com/2ctex74t

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:07 PM (w6EFb)

127 AZdeplorable, they 're just not used to people with your work ethic

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 08:07 PM (keLsF)

128 "Argentinian president Javier Milei has declassified documents CONFIRMING that Adolf Hitler SURVIVED WW2, escaped to Argentina with the aid and assistance of the US and its "allies," lived for another 20 years, and fathered two daughters."

Oh wow. I can't wait until he releases the Penguin Papers too!

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 31, 2025 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

129 Panzerlied ja?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JDkdc246QQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:08 PM (Y0ek+)

130 You know who's daughters will show up on some Argie TV show and become recording artists. Canciones de Mein Vater will be a big seller, with singles like Von Finland bis zum Schwarzen Mir and Panzerlied.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JDkdc246QQ

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:09 PM (b294k)

131 98 That's some rains down in Africa.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 07:54 PM (Y0ek+)
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Yes but only between 3 and 5 PM, at least over Lake Victoria and surroundings.

Posted by: Ciampino - another theory bites the dust at March 31, 2025 08:09 PM (sPQoU)

132 AZdeplorable, they 're just not used to people with your work ethic
Posted by: Ben Had

PT people are driven to drive you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2025 08:10 PM (aOYp5)

133 Loveland firebomber probably would have got a pass from the state of Colorado, although possibly not, cuz Polis was big on the EV push. But running to TX? Dude, unless you were planning to go to Mexico and didn't make it to the border that was dumb.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 31, 2025 08:10 PM (CKOCg)

134 LOL. Kid Rock meme.

Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital 1h
Corporate wants you to find a difference between these photos

https://tinyurl.com/6krmsac2
photos; "They're the same photo."

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 08:11 PM (/tzYP)

135 >>>"Argentinian president Javier Milei has declassified documents CONFIRMING that Adolf Hitler SURVIVED WW2, escaped to Argentina with the aid and assistance of the US and its "allies," lived for another 20 years, and fathered two daughters."

BS.

I saw the documentary. He went to the moon and started a nazi zombie army.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2025 08:11 PM (i24o9)

136 Duncanthrax, you're right. She would be six.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 08:11 PM (keLsF)

137 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM (SRRAx)

138 So, assuming that Hitler was able to escape to Argentina with the aid and assistance of the US is true, then why did the Democrats allow this to happen? Aren't they the ones who are constantly telling everyone that they're the anti-Fascists?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM (aRMBm)

139 Schickelgruber surviving the war? Doubtful.

There is a really great diary, purported to be of Heinrich Muller, head of the Gestapo. The story goes, he didn’t die in Berlin but eventually made his way to the USA as part of the Paperclip operation and was part of the cold war operations against the Soviets. I’m a bit skeptical of the claim but it is a pretty well written forgery if it isn’t. Deals with high level spooks, Truman, Hoover, and current events from the mid 1950s.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM (Yr1lv)

140 Historian Mark Felton did a couple of videos on Hitler's death. He found a few anomalies but couldn't prove it was or wasn't Hitler's and Braun's bodies in the shallow grave in the chancellory garden.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM (dJimA)

141 Hi TIFW!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM (W/lyH)

142 The claim is that Hitler (and a bunch of other Nazis, real Nazis) escaped to Argentina. Hitler is reported to have lived until 1966 and fathered two children. The skull of Hitler in the Soviet Union was tested and it was the skull of a female. I don't know if the CIA or FBI had any idea about this, but it's claimed they did and did ... nothing.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 07:45 PM (b294k)

Is it detailed as to exactly how he got from besieged Berlin, to a port, past the massive Allied naval presence and across the Atlantic?

Posted by: Vanya at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM (g1h/9)

143 The notorious nazi Schutzstaffel originally wanted to adopt bats as a symbol, and use bat silhouette as cap insignia, but settled on skull and bones.

Posted by: Bat Facts at March 31, 2025 08:13 PM (g47mK)

144 I hear that the gay male otters hold each others’ something else when they sleep.

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

145 I hear that the gay male otters hold each others’ something else when they sleep.

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

Gay male otters is redundant.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2025 08:14 PM (i24o9)

146
Fram 2's launch trajectory from the Cape tonight:

https://tinyurl.com/2249z42o

That is tight. Note the slight dog leg to skim the coast of Florida to avoid going over mainland FL/Miami.

That's very tight. The abort modes for the Dragon require a water landing, not land.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

147 Is it detailed as to exactly how he got from besieged Berlin, to a port, past the massive Allied naval presence and across the Atlantic?
Posted by: Vanya

The little bit that I paid attention to was that there was a series of tunnels under Berlin. He used those to get to a suburb, then flew to the northern coast and U-boats.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:16 PM (b294k)

148 https://tinyurl.com/37y9jv8y

Link to Diary, purported to be of Paperclip Nazi in Washington

Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2025 08:16 PM (Mav0r)

149 Model nazi families were given "bat clocks" as gifts. The clock would have a bat make hourly calls, and move its wings with each call.

Posted by: Bat Facts at March 31, 2025 08:16 PM (g47mK)

150 That Space X launch is being lit up with lightening. I have to imagine it's scrub time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 08:17 PM (mlg/3)

151 142 What was incredible was Hannah Reitsch flying into Berlin, two or three days before the fall in a Fiesler Stork. Landing close to the Furhrer bunker, she offered 'Dolph and soon to be Frau escape.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 08:18 PM (gm9Sb)

152 Ace is a running-dog lackey of the Tortoisie!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2025 08:18 PM (8zz6B)

153 Hmm. The timing. It must be
SPRING TIME FOR HITLER ‘N ARGENTINA.

Posted by: RI Red at March 31, 2025 08:18 PM (WRdlW)

154 Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM

{{{{{ Teresa }}}}}

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2025 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

155 Notice how Anna Puma and I hit the very same Panzerlied video in tandem. Horde mentality, indeed.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:18 PM (b294k)

156
Just watch the Warfare trailer, which reminds me of Saving Private Ryan in terms of the intensity and brutality. I'm pretty soft when it comes to shit like that, but seems like it would be the right speed for a lot of morons around here.
Posted by: Xander Crews

===============

Just watched it. I don't know if I can stand to watch that close to that particular war, which I believed in at the time. I'm guessing there's at least one wounded evacuation similar to one in... Black Hawk Down, I think it was. Guy is fully conscious, everything gone from pelvis down but they didn't shy away from showing it. Black Hawk Down, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 08:18 PM (lCaJd)

157 "After the German surrender on May 9, 1945, there was a wild witch-hunt in that conquered
country to discover and prosecute as many of Hitler’s leading followers who had survived the finial days of
the war"

Literally the first sentence has a typo.

Credibility/10, would believe again

Posted by: Vanya at March 31, 2025 08:19 PM (g1h/9)

158 137 Hey, Teresa!

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

159 Gay male otters is redundant.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 31, 2025 08:14 PM (i24o9)

May 10. Yakima. Hope you can make it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 08:20 PM (/eUJf)

160 The dreaded SS Division Schwarz Pengiun.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 08:20 PM (gm9Sb)

161 Hitler is a mile below Antarctica building up his army.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:20 PM (Y0ek+)

162 "The notorious nazi Schutzstaffel originally wanted to adopt bats as a symbol, and use bat silhouette as cap insignia, but settled on skull and bones.
Posted by: Bat Facts"

Most acquired the coveted penguin pin.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 31, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

163 Notorious nazi propagandist Goebbels commissioned a Bat Waltz, Bat Polka , and Bat March from the ministry of culture.

Posted by: Bat Facts at March 31, 2025 08:21 PM (g47mK)

164 Donitz's rump Nazi government was allowed to operate for several months after VE Day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:22 PM (Y0ek+)

165 I'm an American and everything, I speak no German at all, but I like the Panzerlied. Catchy tune.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:22 PM (b294k)

166 Old and Busted: Learn to Code
New Hotness: Learn to Wash Marmots

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2025 08:22 PM (PiwSw)

167 The dreaded SS Division Schwarz Pengiun.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

No match for Kampfgruppe Dicke Titten

Posted by: Vanya at March 31, 2025 08:23 PM (g1h/9)

168 If only Joe's uncle had landed on the right island!

History Hub @HistoryHubb 5h
Swedish sailor Carl Emil Petterssonwith and his family c. 1918. In 1904 he was shipwrecked on Tabar Island in German New Guinea. There he married the chief's daughter, and after his father-in-law's death the newspapers called him the king of the island.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 08:24 PM (/tzYP)

169 Hitler is a mile below Antarctica building up his army.

What about the Nazi Moonbase?!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2025 08:24 PM (/HDaX)

170 "Notorious nazi propagandist and penguin lover Goebbels commissioned a Bat Waltz, Bat Polka , and Bat March from the ministry of culture."

Edited for factual accuracy.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 31, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

171 Authentic bat wing, bat foot, and bat eye were coveted by nazi soldiers who considered them precious amulets.

Posted by: Bat Facts at March 31, 2025 08:24 PM (g47mK)

172 It's been a longish day, and this is my first opportunity to give an update and say thanks for the earlier well wishes.

The 'dog was commanded to go into his cancer center for a blood draw in order to re-fill a basic prescription.

It's been just about a year since my last labs and I hate the anxiety of every 6 months. So I've been ducking them.

The doc who handles my hormone profile pulls a PSA, but going into the cancer center gets me all riled up ... so I try not to go.

Seeing as I had no choice today, I asked the Horde for well wishes and burnt offerings ... all y'all were so kind.

I'm officially past my 5 year "window" and can go about my business. The results were well within the parameters that says something other than prostate cancers gonna get me.

So ...

Thank you one and all.

I'm looking forward to continuing to be the class clown for years to come!

Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (TTAGa)

173 Another German marching song for the radio operators - "Funkerlied"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9rAIrWyD-E

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (Y0ek+)

174 If you really want to piss off a lefty, remind them that the first Earth car an intergalactic life form is likely to encounter will be a Tesla Roadster.

There's even a page where you can track it.

https://tinyurl.com/yx7vn7tp

Posted by: jsg at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (lo1TB)

175 "Authentic bat wing, bat foot, and bat eye were coveted by nazi soldiers who considered them precious amulets.
Posted by: Bat Facts"

This is actually true.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

176 What about the Nazi Moonbase?!!

"Ssshhhh!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:26 PM (Y0ek+)

177 Jumbo shrimp
Leading followers

Posted by: Ciampino - another English funny at March 31, 2025 08:27 PM (sPQoU)

178 Anna Puma

My google profile just skewed fascist. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

179 All nazi soldiers who perish at Stalingrad were found to be carrying bat amulets!

Posted by: Bat Facts at March 31, 2025 08:27 PM (g47mK)

180 Good news, browndog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2025 08:28 PM (S14V7)

181 165 Panzerlied, a catchy tune. If you have enough tanks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 08:28 PM (gm9Sb)

182 Salty Dawg, it was the jackboots wasn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:29 PM (Y0ek+)

183 survived the finial days of
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I'm glad you flagged that!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 08:30 PM (/tzYP)

184 Anna Puma

You would rock some black, polished, jack boots.
Hugo Boss all the way. Needs to be in your art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

185 Notorious gestapo chief Müller had a portrait of a bat smoking a cigar in his notorious office in the notorious Reichstag!

Posted by: Bat Facts at March 31, 2025 08:31 PM (g47mK)

186
I think the only reason Trump said he'd run for a third term is the MSM has it in their heads that he's going to try to become a dictator and overthrow the Constitution, and they keep prodding him, "Are you going to run for a third term? Huh? Are you going to? Huh, huh?" And he finally said Yes to troll them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 08:31 PM (lCaJd)

187
I'm looking forward to continuing to be the class clown for years to come!

Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (TTAGa)

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Hey BG, well done. Remind people that prayer works, even good thoughts for those that don't pray.

Posted by: Ciampino - another hypothesis at March 31, 2025 08:31 PM (sPQoU)

188 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

We interrupt this Rock-It Man Cafe with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update:

I have finally finished The Complete Sherlock Holmes. All 1,077 pages. Lots of twists and turns along the way.

Now back to The Dark Descent....

We return you to your regular Cafe shenanigans...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2025 08:31 PM (cweKM)

189 I'm officially past my 5 year "window" and can go about my business.
Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (TTAGa)

Great news!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2025 08:31 PM (h7ZuX)

190 Panzerlied, a catchy tune. If you have enough tanks.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

And diesel. Lots of diesel.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:32 PM (b294k)

191 The finial sacrifice of following leaders.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2025 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

192 So Hitler made Eva Braun commit suicide and then decided not to? What a dick.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 31, 2025 08:33 PM (VofaG)

193 when is blast off

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2025 08:33 PM (AOsQT)

194 Perfessor, I don't know if you saw this earlier:

https://ultimatebooklist.com/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2025 08:33 PM (PiwSw)

195 I'm officially past my 5 year "window" and can go about my business.
Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (TTAGa)

Whoofreakinghoo!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 08:33 PM (wLzbH)

196 Okay, if you don't like Panzerlied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEU5zHgcTc

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:33 PM (b294k)

197
1 hour 10 minutes until Elon rides his Tesla Rocket to Mars.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 08:33 PM (7KXYN)

198 I'm still stuck in the middle of The Count of Monte Cristo. Man, it is too long. I just want to speed through it so I can watch the movie for the first time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 08:34 PM (mlg/3)

199 190 At the end, Sepp Dietrich was given 6 Panzer Corps. He said it was appropriate what with having six tanks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 08:34 PM (gm9Sb)

200 browndog, fantastic, stupendous, wonderful and amazing news

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 08:34 PM (keLsF)

201 "So Hitler made Eva Braun commit suicide and then decided not to? What a dick.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"

Fucking asshole.

Posted by: Blondi at March 31, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

202 m still stuck in the middle of The Count of Monte Cristo. Man, it is too long. I just want to speed through it so I can watch the movie for the first time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 08:34 PM (mlg/3)

The movie is a bit different . I think they made it better myself.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 31, 2025 08:35 PM (VofaG)

203 >> when is blast off

1st opportunity is 9:46 PM EDT. Second one is 11:20 PM.

They have to start propellant load at T- 45. If they start the propellant load, and the weather goes south, it's a scrub. That's a critical call the weather forecasters have to make.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:35 PM (w6EFb)

204 History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 30
German children playing with worthless money during the height of hyperinflation in 1923

https://tinyurl.com/yk57wppc
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 08:35 PM (/tzYP)

205 Pudknocker.

We used to call each other that all the time when we were kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2025 08:36 PM (aPY1X)

206
I'm still stuck in the middle of The Count of Monte Cristo. Man, it is too long. I just want to speed through it so I can watch the movie for the first time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

===============

Deep Dark Secret: The Count of Monte Cristo is not great literature. You can skip it and watch the movie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 08:36 PM (lCaJd)

207 Crap. There's like 2 dozen film adaptations of it. Who knew?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 08:37 PM (mlg/3)

208 Brown Dog: Who’s a good boy?

Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

209
I saw some stupid chants printed up for the anti-Telsa protesters (they have to have them printed up, since they're mostly paid to be there)

One was, "Elon, Elon go to Mars, we don't want your Swasti-Cars!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:37 PM (w6EFb)

210 What happened to the Stalin family member that move to the US?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

211 206 Goodnight. You just reminded me I had no supper. A sammich sounds good.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 08:38 PM (gm9Sb)

212 I am not a fan of the bat, cane or stick defense. Way too easy for an opponent to just grab it and hang on.
Posted by: Ben Had

They ain't holding on to anything after I ram an end straight into their throat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 07:55 PM (mlg/3)

So wrap the lower half of your can with a nice, tight-fitting stitched leather jacket, under which is a layer of grease. Secure the top end of the jacket with a narrow band of shrink tubing. When the skel grabs your cane, the leather sheath slides off and hangs limp in his hands. While he goggles at it stupidly, you jam the end of your cane into his eye socket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2025 08:38 PM (8zz6B)

213 Crap. There's like 2 dozen film adaptations of it. Who knew?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 08:37 PM (mlg/3)
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You could probably watch them all and it would take less time than reading the book. It's quite a doorstopper, clocking in at 1,276 pages for the Penguin Classics edition.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2025 08:38 PM (cweKM)

214 I am not a fan of the bat, cane or stick defense. Way too easy for an opponent to just grab it and hang on.
Posted by: Ben Had

They ain't holding on to anything after I ram an end straight into their throat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 07:55 PM (mlg/3)

So wrap the lower half of your cane with a nice, tight-fitting stitched leather jacket, under which is a layer of grease. Secure the top end of the jacket with a narrow band of shrink tubing. When the skel grabs your cane, the leather sheath slides off and hangs limp in his hands. While he goggles at it stupidly, you jam the end of your cane into his eye socket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2025 08:38 PM (8zz6B)

215 My brother, who passed away about 2 months ago, has a large painting of Roark's Drift in his bedroom. That is all.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:38 PM (b294k)

216 NaCly, apparently passed away at 85 in 2011, in WI.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2025 08:39 PM (1m82a)

217
Crap. There's like 2 dozen film adaptations of it. Who knew?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

==============

Just pick the one with your favorite actors. It doesn't matter. You're not going to miss out on any immortal dialog.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 08:39 PM (lCaJd)

218 History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 30
German children playing with worthless money during the height of hyperinflation in 1923

https://tinyurl.com/yk57wppc
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 08:35 PM (/tzYP

Part of the reason Nazis became a thing. They took a loan to buy a former publishing house /newspaper operation with little means to make payments but then the hyperinflation allowed them to payoff the loan easy peasy. It’s then they were able to go full blown propaganda distribution.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 31, 2025 08:39 PM (VofaG)

219 210 Lana Peters. She married one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s protégés. Died in an old folks’ home in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 08:39 PM (77rzZ)

220 AOP, one can always count on you for a solution

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2025 08:40 PM (keLsF)

221 Remember that Hitler also killed his dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:41 PM (Y0ek+)

222 Hitler was a pudknocker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2025 08:42 PM (aPY1X)

223 Is it detailed as to exactly how he got from besieged Berlin, to a port, past the massive Allied naval presence and across the Atlantic?

Posted by: Vanya at March 31, 2025 08:12 PM (g1h/9)

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The claim is he had lots of underground tunnels that led to an airstrip which got them all to submarines.

So did Eva go with him and give birth to the two daughters?

/I'd be surprised if there's actual documented evidence that Hitler lived in Argentina (as someone upstream mentioned, Mossad would have almost certainly hunted him down -- unless for some reason he was being protected by the USA).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 31, 2025 08:42 PM (+/mMT)

224 The like the 2002 version the best. Jim Caviezel version.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 31, 2025 08:42 PM (VofaG)

225 Launch about 3 minutes

Posted by: Ciampino - another hypothesis at March 31, 2025 08:43 PM (sPQoU)

226 Fram 2's launch trajectory from the Cape tonight:

https://tinyurl.com/2249z42o

That is tight. Note the slight dog leg to skim the coast of Florida to avoid going over mainland FL/Miami.

That's very tight. The abort modes for the Dragon require a water landing, not land.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
===

Miami is OK, screw Cuba and Panama.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2025 08:43 PM (/lPRQ)

227 Thanks Pub

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2025 08:43 PM (AOsQT)

228 What was incredible was Hannah Reitsch flying into Berlin, two or three days before the fall in a Fiesler Stork. Landing close to the Furhrer bunker, she offered 'Dolph and soon to be Frau escape.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 08:18 PM (gm9Sb)

Did she not make another effort to fly him out, on one of the little Nazi helicopters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2025 08:44 PM (8zz6B)

229 Seems I misread the launch time, now 1 hour.

Posted by: Ciampino - another hypothesis at March 31, 2025 08:44 PM (sPQoU)

230 I'm seeing 9:46 launch time at SpaceX

Posted by: jsg at March 31, 2025 08:44 PM (lo1TB)

231 see, here's the diff between US and Canananada

they are singing O Canada before the Avs-Flames game, and there is respectful silence followed by applause when complete

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2025 08:45 PM (AOsQT)

232 Prison is too gentle.

@amuse
DOGE: Once the DOGE team breached the fortress of taxpayer-funded tranquility known as the U.S. Institute of Peace, the accounting firm overseeing its books promptly deleted over a terabyte of financial data—an act as subtle as a burglar torching the crime scene. Fortunately, Big Balls intervened, recovering the lost data and exposing a veritable orgy of fraud, waste, and abuse, including the agency’s peculiar addiction to private jet travel, all in the noble name of “peace.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 08:45 PM (mlg/3)

233 Elon Must himself re-Tweeted someone's screenshot of the one protestor's Protest Checklist.

It really does make them look like dolts. "Hi hoElon Musk must go!"

Really, did Disney write that for you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:46 PM (Y0ek+)

234 >> Miami is OK, screw Cuba and Panama.

It should be high enough not to worry by the time it gets over Cuber. In the early days, NASA got in some trouble with debris falling on Cuber giving Castro a field day.

That's why they've been shy about southward polar launches from the Cape. SpaceX did the first (unmanned) in 2021 or so. At least two. This will be first manned attempt of such a trajectory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:46 PM (w6EFb)

235
The livestreams are supposed to have started, but nothing but music yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:46 PM (w6EFb)

236 Thank you one and all.

I'm looking forward to continuing to be the class clown for years to come!
Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at March 31, 2025 08:25 PM (TTAGa)

Woot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2025 08:47 PM (8zz6B)

237 The fact that a dude named Big Balls is saving the country makes me chuckle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2025 08:47 PM (aPY1X)

238
the accounting firm overseeing its books promptly deleted over a terabyte of financial data

Posted by: weft cut-loop

==============

Yo Pam. Who gets prosecuted? Please be there in boots and a short skirt when the guy is cuffed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 08:48 PM (lCaJd)

239
Livestream has started finally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:49 PM (w6EFb)

240 I think the only reason Trump said he'd run for a third term is the MSM has it in their heads that he's going to try to become a dictator and overthrow the Constitution, and they keep prodding him, "Are you going to run for a third term? Huh? Are you going to? Huh, huh?" And he finally said Yes to troll them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
====

Didn't SCROTUS already decide that it is the voters who decide if a candidate is eligible?
At least when Barry's quals were questioned?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2025 08:49 PM (/lPRQ)

241 Sounds like the leadership of an accounting firm need to be waterboarded.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:49 PM (Y0ek+)

242
They are carrying a piece of wood from Fram, they just mentioned.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:49 PM (w6EFb)

243 It really does make them look like dolts. "Hi hoElon Musk must go!"

Really, did Disney write that for you?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:46 PM (Y0ek+)

Over 50 years, the same old chants. They're so dumb.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2025 08:50 PM (h7ZuX)

244 Crap. There's like 2 dozen film adaptations of it. Who knew?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

It was the sandwich, not the book.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2025 08:51 PM (/lPRQ)

245 They were going to come out with a line of Star Trek lingerie, but apparently Shatner Panties wasn't the marketing success they were counting on.

Posted by: Fritzy at March 31, 2025 08:52 PM (LM1wn)

246 It was the sandwich, not the book.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I knew I got the wrong order.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 08:52 PM (mlg/3)

247 You know who surviving the war and living in Argentina. Heh. Old one nut was in such bad shape he wouldn't have survived the journey. Even with his crack medical team headed up by Theodore Morrel, 20th century Tony Fauci.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2025 07:48 PM (gm9Sb)

The Russians surrounded Berlin and it seems improbable that he'd get through all that to reach South America.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2025 08:52 PM (n7h9X)

248 Hey Piper,
Is Owlbert still around?

There’s a pair of owls in the big Doug Fir trees behind my place. They are so fun. The mated eagle pair are several trees over. We will see if they have a little one this year.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 08:53 PM (LScCZ)

249 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_·2h
BREAKING: Federal judge Edward Chen in San Francisco has blocked the Trump administration from ending TPS (Temporary Protected Status) for 350,000 Venezuelans in the US, for now. Their work permits & protection from removal was set to be terminated next week.
Judge Chen writes: “…the Secretary’s action threatens to: inflict irreparable harm on hundreds of thousands of persons whose lives, families, and livelihoods will be severely disrupted, cost the United States billions in economic activity, and injure public health and safety in communities throughout the United States. At the same time, the government has failed to identify any real countervailing harm in continuing TPS for Venezuelan beneficiaries.”
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_·2m
Notably, U.S. law says this is not subject to judicial review, and the 9th Circuit upheld that in Trump’s first term.
8 U.S.C. § 1254a(b)(5): “There is no judicial review of any determination of the [DHS Secretary] with respect to the designation, or termination or extension of a designation, of aforeign state under this subsection.” H/t @8USC12

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 31, 2025 08:53 PM (9aVck)

250
The Norwegian chick is pretty cute.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 31, 2025 08:55 PM (w6EFb)

251 "After the German surrender on May 9, 1945, there was a wild witch-hunt in that conquered country to discover and prosecute as many of Hitler’s leading followers who had survived the finial days of the war"

Literally the first sentence has a typo.
Credibility/10, would believe again
Posted by: Vanya

TIL they had autocorrect in the '40s.

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2025 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

252 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_·2h
BREAKING: Federal judge Edward Chen in San Francisco has blocked the Trump administration from ending TPS (Temporary Prot

Hey Judge Chen.
Fu*k you!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 08:57 PM (W/lyH)

253 Piper, what’s your take on swimming as a therapy? I’ve got a couple of wonky knees. Do you think that swimming would help them be less wonky?

I realize that I’m not being terribly medically precise here…
Posted by: Bulg at March 31, 2025 07:56 PM (77rzZ)

Water is denser than air so it could be a mild resistance as you exercise them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2025 08:57 PM (n7h9X)

254 Officially Luftwaffe RLM colors like 81, 82, and 83 never had names because the Germans were automating their supply system. It is only because of model builders did these colors among others get names.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 08:58 PM (Y0ek+)

255 Prayers requested. My BIL Jim just got flown by air ambulance to a Spokane hospital with a serious gunshot wound. That's allI know.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * slow dancing at March 31, 2025 08:58 PM (Ad1BY)

256
@BillMelugin_·2m
Notably, U.S. law says this is not subject to judicial review, and the 9th Circuit upheld that in Trump’s first term.
8 U.S.C. § 1254a(b)(5): “There is no judicial review of any determination of the [DHS Secretary] with respect to the designation, or termination or extension of a designation, of aforeign state under this subsection.” H/t @8USC12
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
====

Trump should tell the Judge that his order only applies to the ones he can stuff into his guest room, "We'll search there last."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2025 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)

257 For Anna:

History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 30
B-26B-25-MA #41-31773 "FLAK BAIT" of the 449th BS, 322nd BG, 9th AF, 1945. She completed 207 missions, setting the record for most missions by an American aircraft in WWII.
https://tinyurl.com/35yy64ra

History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 30
Mechanics from the 20th Pursuit Squadron, with a Curtiss P-40E Warhawk, from the Far East Air Force (FEAF) of the United States Army, at Bataan airfield in The Philippines - c. January 1942.
https://tinyurl.com/4snrhmay

History Hub @HistoryHubb 14h
Lockheed P-38F Lightning “Dear John” of the 27th Air Force Squadron, 1st Fighter Wing, 12th AF, ca 1944. The fuselage bears markings of 49 bomber escort missions (aircraft), 43 attack missions (bombs), 4 German aircraft shot down (swastikas) and 1 enemy ship sunk.
https://tinyurl.com/mvbry4ts

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:00 PM (/tzYP)

258 Yikes Sock Monkey

Best wishes to him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 09:00 PM (Y0ek+)

259 Read the whole thing, the Diary itself is a different document, purportedly from the CIA. Jeeze Louise.

It is pretty well written, if it is a fake it is convincing. I’m not sure who wrote it, or why. It is reasonably accurate as far as I know about Cold War intrigue. It might make an interesting movie

Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2025 09:00 PM (MdA1p)

260 The judge is breaking the law.

Have Federal Marshals arrest him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

261 "Officially Luftwaffe RLM colors like 81, 82, and 83 never had names"

That's so f'n German.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2025 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

262 I'd be surprised if there's actual documented evidence that Hitler lived in Argentina (as someone upstream mentioned, Mossad would have almost certainly hunted him down -- unless for some reason he was being protected by the USA).
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 31, 2025 08:42 PM (+/mMT)

They'd probably have done it even if the Americans had tried to protect him.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2025 09:01 PM (n7h9X)

263 The finial sacrifice of following leaders.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That was a banger. Too bad the copyright disputes with Peter Gabriel meant Genesis never put it on an album.

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2025 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

264 I got you, sock.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 09:01 PM (9mRXp)

265 One for everyone!

History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 30
Miss America Contestants of 1922
https://tinyurl.com/2wd8476c

Hubba Hubba!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:03 PM (/tzYP)

266 MOar~~!!

@wattsupwiththat
First Oil And Gas Lease Sales On Public Lands Yield Nearly $40,000,000 In Early Win For Trump Administration

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2025 09:03 PM (mlg/3)

267 Prayers requested. My BIL Jim just got flown by air ambulance to a Spokane hospital with a serious gunshot wound. That's allI know.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Done.

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2025 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

268 Real stormy right now and I haven't taken the dog out tonight yet eeeee

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 31, 2025 09:06 PM (6U1c2)

269 255 Prayers requested. My BIL Jim just got flown by air ambulance to a Spokane hospital with a serious gunshot wound. That's allI know.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * slow dancing at March 31, 2025 08:58 PM (Ad1BY)

Oh, no. Commencing now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2025 09:07 PM (h7ZuX)

270 History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 30
Miss America Contestants of 1922
https://tinyurl.com/2wd8476c

Hubba Hubba!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:03 PM (/tzYP)

Can you pick out the one who's dad is a major sponsor?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 09:07 PM (W/lyH)

271 One for everyone!
History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 30
Miss America Contestants of 1922
https://tinyurl.com/2wd8476c
Hubba Hubba!
Posted by: andycanuck

They're about 30 Misses short. Or didn't all the states compete back then?

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2025 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

272 Hitting my knees Sock.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 09:07 PM (W/lyH)

273 Can you pick out the one who's dad is a major sponsor?
-----
Two have bad teeth but I was too polite to say so. [Or they were English immigrants.]

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:09 PM (/tzYP)

274 Earlier photo of the P-38 showing the artwork that was painted out and replaced by "Dear John" The unit is actually the 27th Fighter Squadron, the "Black Falcons."

https://tinyurl.com/m5a3jsmm

43-2136 is a P-38F-15-LO which meant it was fitted with combat flaps.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 09:10 PM (Y0ek+)

275 Sock Monkey praying for your brother.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 31, 2025 09:11 PM (6U1c2)

276 OMG!!!

unusual_whales @unusual_whales 24m
BREAKING: Hooters has filed for bankruptcy

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:11 PM (/tzYP)

277 What about the Nazi Moonbase?!!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2025 08:24 PM (/HDaX)

They first went to Patagonia to collect enough people, then moved to Neuschwabenland in Antarctica to build copies of Die Glock. From there they built their base on the Moon.

Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2025 09:11 PM (D7oie)

278 My brother, who passed away about 2 months ago, has a large painting of Roark's Drift in his bedroom. That is all.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:38 PM (b294k)

The Impi that attacked the station had been marching hard but missed the battle where the Zulu's beat and were all men in their 50s.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2025 09:11 PM (n7h9X)

279 255 Prayers requested. My BIL Jim just got flown by air ambulance to a Spokane hospital with a serious gunshot wound. That's allI know.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * slow dancing at March 31, 2025 08:58 PM (Ad1BY)

Damnnn ...

Prayers up

Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at March 31, 2025 09:11 PM (TTAGa)

280 Prayers for your BIL, Sock 🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 31, 2025 09:12 PM (SRRAx)

281 Sock monkey a prayer for complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2025 09:12 PM (RIvkX)

282 My brother, who passed away about 2 months ago, has a large painting of Roark's Drift in his bedroom. That is all.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 31, 2025 08:38 PM (b294k)

In my mind I immediately thought of a Gary Larson cartoon of Doark's Rift.
I need another bier.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 09:14 PM (W/lyH)

283 UPDATE: Some good news though!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 25m
BREAKING: Hooters officially files for bankruptcy & plans to sell itself back to its original founders who say the restaurants are “here to stay!”

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:15 PM (/tzYP)

284
29 minutes to Launch

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:15 PM (7KXYN)

285 UPDATE: Some good news though!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 25m
BREAKING: Hooters officially files for bankruptcy & plans to sell itself back to its original founders who say the restaurants are “here to stay!”
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:15 PM (/tzYP)

So they're not going tits up.
That is good news.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 09:16 PM (W/lyH)

286 Salty Dawg

Ask, and ye shall receive

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 09:16 PM (Y0ek+)

287 Maybe Hooters could serve decent food along with boobs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2025 09:16 PM (aPY1X)

288 278
Lived in Durban, Natal for 13 years. It was quite a while before I read about the history around there.

Posted by: Ciampino - Valley of a Thousand Hills at March 31, 2025 09:18 PM (sPQoU)

289 Time to combine restaurant chains - Hooters Outback

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 09:18 PM (Y0ek+)

290 Oooh. That's a dead giveaway!

Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ 1h
BREAKING: Cornell student who sued the Trump administration just days ago in an effort to stop his deportation after his visa was revoked appears to announce below that he has self-deported from the U.S. - adding “long live the student intifada”.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:18 PM (/tzYP)

291 Breaking911 @Breaking911 25m
BREAKING: Hooters officially files for bankruptcy & plans to sell itself back to its original founders who say the restaurants are “here to stay!”
Posted by: andycanuck

So they're not going tits up.
That is good news.
Posted by: Diogenes

The Horde's gonna milk this story for all it's worth.

Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2025 09:19 PM (DgGvY)

292 Maybe Hooters could serve decent food along with boobs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2025 09:16 PM (aPY1X)

Haven't been to one in years but the hot ham and cheese sammich was always excellent. Better, sadly, than their beer offerings.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 09:19 PM (W/lyH)

293 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A U.S. bankruptcy judge on Monday rejected Johnson & Johnson's $10 billion proposal to end lawsuits alleging that its baby powder and other talc products cause ovarian cancer, marking the third time the company's bankruptcy strategy has failed in court.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 31, 2025 09:19 PM (/tzYP)

294 Hi ho,
Hi ho.
Tecoluca, you go
they'll shave your head
you'll share your bed
Hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho...
Hi ho.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2025 09:19 PM (gKWVE)

295 I’d rather err on the side of deporting innocent people than leaving the wrong people here.

Sorry. Not sorry.

Get. Out. Now.
You can get your status sorted out in your native country.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2025 09:21 PM (7hR46)

296
so, Wolfus, if you're here.
You're a free man now!
Good for you.
I knew you'd do it.
Now on to the dream of owning your own home.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 31, 2025 09:26 PM (Eo96p)

297 Hooters used to have decent wings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2025 09:28 PM (S14V7)

298 I haven't set foot in a Hooters in decades. Twin Peaks is better.
Although they're going to be publicly-traded soon, which is usually about when Blackrock buys half of it and turns it into slop.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2025 09:30 PM (gKWVE)

299 286 Anna Puma

Your models seem busty. An observation, not a complaint.

I saw one model in jack boots. Nice.

My browser is too old to sort by date in your files.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

300 Top row, leftmost image is the most recent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2025 09:33 PM (Y0ek+)

301
BREAKING: Cornell student who sued the Trump administration just days ago in an effort to stop his deportation after his visa was revoked appears to announce below that he has self-deported from the U.S. - adding “long live the student intifada”.
Posted by: andycanuck

============

Looks like he's going back to the UK, where he may soon become an MP with his ideological credentials.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 09:33 PM (lCaJd)

302
Reposting this OT from an earlier thread:

"the United States Naval Academy has officially ended its use of race as a factor in its admissions process.

While the legal process will continue until the parties sign-off on the formalities, race will not be a factor in admissions at Annapolis, West Point, and the Air Force Academy. "

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 09:35 PM (lCaJd)

303
-10 minutes

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:36 PM (7KXYN)

304 Anna Puma, that's a lot of leather. In Berlin, no less. She should be popular.

Seems very high maintenance to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

305 Used to pass the Hooters on my way the AMC in Burbank back in the day...place was always packed and I'm talking the tee shirts...Ka Ding!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2025 09:37 PM (25kuG)

306 7 min

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2025 09:39 PM (AOsQT)

307
One of the crew just said "can you believe in a few minutes we'll be flying from Florida to the South Pole in just 42 minutes?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:40 PM (7KXYN)

308
-5 minutes

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:41 PM (7KXYN)

309 5 min to launch. Terminal count.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

310 About 5 mins to launch
https://www.youtube.com/live/L70gWmwbQos

Posted by: Ciampino - Valley of a Thousand Hills ... at March 31, 2025 09:42 PM (sPQoU)

311 the United States Naval Academy has officially ended its use of race as a factor in its admissions process.

The fact that this need stated is sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2025 09:43 PM (S14V7)

312 Link to launch???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2025 09:43 PM (W/lyH)

313 I'm watching Ciampino's link
Hope you're doing well, C

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2025 09:44 PM (gKWVE)

314 there is lightning in the shot of the rocket on the pad

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2025 09:45 PM (AOsQT)

315
Links

https://is.gd/TYrbD5

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:45 PM (7KXYN)

316
Watch Here:

https://is.gd/TYrbD5

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:46 PM (7KXYN)

317 Fram2 comes alive!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2025 09:47 PM (kpS4V)

318 Go Fram, Go!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2025 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

319 Oh, and remember just how much house cleaning Pete is going to have to do in the military.
2018 Spenser Rapone with his commie tee shirt and "Communism Will Win" written inside his officer's hat at Westpoint Graduation???? Can you imagine how many of those fucks are still sliming around our active military 6 years later?

I have just one word...LEVENWORTH to DEATH!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2025 09:48 PM (25kuG)

320 what is the rocket carrying ? anything? satellites ?

Posted by: Bat Facts at March 31, 2025 09:48 PM (g47mK)

321
A lotta rotten leftists are openly rooting for disaster.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:48 PM (7KXYN)

322 off/

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2025 09:48 PM (g47mK)

323
what is the rocket carrying ? anything? satellites ?
Posted by: Bat Facts

4 Humans

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:48 PM (7KXYN)

324 -10 minutes
Posted by: Soothsayer

Right overhead, almost.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2025 09:52 PM (/lPRQ)

325 Hope the astronauts dressed warmly. No one has ever done this polar orbit before.

Posted by: Scarf, Gloves, Muff at March 31, 2025 09:54 PM (G5+As)

326 209
'stupid chants printed up for the anti-Telsa protesters'

Drop napalm. I want to know if it really sticks to their skin.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 31, 2025 09:54 PM (3wi/L)

327
They look pretty comfortable for going 10,000 miles an hour.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:54 PM (7KXYN)

328 My first trip to Florida's Gulf Coast was 1995. I think Hooters went public just about that time. The original Clearwater location was my first time (they were very gentle with me). You could throw a rock in any direction in Tampa/St. Pete and hit a chicken wing joint: Knockers, Melons, Mugs N Jugs...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 31, 2025 09:55 PM (bA75n)

329 they saved the boostah

Posted by: gKWVE at March 31, 2025 09:55 PM (gKWVE)

330 what is the rocket carrying ? anything? satellites ?
Posted by: Bat Facts

4 Humans
Posted by: Soothsayer
===
Lunch.

Posted by: Grak of Persei Prime at March 31, 2025 09:57 PM (/tzYP)

331
What are they going to do, just fly around and land?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2025 09:57 PM (lCaJd)

332
Successful touchdown landing of the Stage 1 rocket.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:57 PM (7KXYN)

333
What are they going to do, just fly around and land?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hang out in Orbit for a while, make history.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 09:59 PM (7KXYN)

334
Noood

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 31, 2025 10:00 PM (7KXYN)

335 🐘🐢🐢🐢 Super! 💕 Thanks!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 01, 2025 12:10 AM (NFX2v)

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