Animals Are Asshoe Cafe

Korcula Island, Croatia
by Halina Jasinska

Prince of Purrrrrsia.

Happy donkey.

I might have already linked this: Four goldens line up to say hi to their neighbor-dog.

Beach bum dog refuses to get into the car.

Shepherd wants cuddles from the cat.

Teaching a puppy to doggy paddle. Or maybe he instinctively knew how.

Great Dane puppy gets scared watching Netflix.

ICYMI: Dog moves camera so that he can steal a treat without being filmed. BUT...

Baby's first steps are a lavish dance routine.

Baby beaver nibbles on his tail.

Leaving ice cold water out for a family of foxes in the desert.

Copykitten.

Birds are asshoe:

Birds aren't real pic.twitter.com/5OPdIlBxav
— CaptainDznuts (@CaptainDznuts) March 26, 2025

Rabbits are asshoe:

I had no idea rabbits had so much attitude 🤣 pic.twitter.com/BF9EXxzGaD
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) March 27, 2025

Even dogs are asshoe:

This dog is better at apologizing than most of us! pic.twitter.com/8yZGYLCBxd
— B&S (@_B___S) March 26, 2025

Bears are... not asshoe?!?!

It's all a beautiful story. pic.twitter.com/WQKIxSv8i4
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) March 27, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

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1
Good Evening

Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2025 07:28 PM (3ek7K)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 27, 2025 07:28 PM (GYt5+)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 27, 2025 07:28 PM (VNX3d)

4 Is that Croatian island for sale?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 07:29 PM (Ee5Zc)

5 Will the centre hold?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 07:30 PM (Ee5Zc)

6 Stuck in the middle with Ewe Cafe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2025 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)

7 Does Eva Vlaardingerbroek own any cool pets?

Posted by: Slow on the Uptake at March 27, 2025 07:31 PM (G5+As)

8 Fair to middling.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 27, 2025 07:32 PM (wX56x)

9 You seem unusually bilaterally balanced.

Posted by: Dr. Clippy at March 27, 2025 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

10 Birds, Bears, center justification!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 27, 2025 07:32 PM (QSrLX)

11
There's something very, very, very suspicious and fake about the bear video.

Images + Narration = A Story

You people watching were totally influenced by the images and captions, but You have No Idea what really happened.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 07:32 PM (Y1PYH)

12 Those bear cubs!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 27, 2025 07:33 PM (b294k)

13 Now the cafe critters can sneak up on both sides.

Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2025 07:33 PM (DgGvY)

14 *looks around nervously for river otters*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2025 07:34 PM (Wnv9h)

15
I mean, random guy just happens to be driving by a bear with his camera going? And this random guy (if it's the same person, and same bear) just happens to be good at climbing trees?

Then a bear shows up at this this random guy's residence out of the blue??

How Did The Bear Know Where This Guy Lived??

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 07:34 PM (Y1PYH)

16 These bears are out of control. They are out of control and we will be lucky to live through this.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2025 07:35 PM (KQk9m)

17
WTF? Did he give the bear his address?

Fucking Internet...

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 07:36 PM (Y1PYH)

18 Beware the Kreigsmarine bibers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 07:36 PM (Ee5Zc)

19 Odd that Brie Larson hasn't been cast in the upcoming Marvel movie. With all the star power lined up, perchance they don't want a flat opening?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2025 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

20 Nah, Brie would give the movie a flat ending.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 07:37 PM (Ee5Zc)

21 Once upon a time, a man showed mercy to the bears. They showed up at his home and whittled away at his internal danger alarms with their subversive acts of cuteness. Then they feasted upon him, and lived happily ever after.

Posted by: Grim Fairy Tale at March 27, 2025 07:38 PM (wX56x)

22 Those bunnies were very poorly behaved. I had one once who would chew through lamp cords in one second. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: American Fuzzy Lop at March 27, 2025 07:38 PM (G5+As)

23 Judging from the look of the water in the tub, it's not just the woods where the bears go.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 07:39 PM (W/lyH)

24 Hello, Horde! 😊❤️

I feel so centered....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 27, 2025 07:39 PM (SRRAx)

25 Peter cottontail ain't surviving so good around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2025 07:40 PM (keLsF)

26 Those bunnies were very poorly behaved. I had one once who would chew through lamp cords in one second. Shocking, I know.
Posted by: American Fuzzy Lop at March 27, 2025 07:38 PM (G5+As)

One zap and no harelip.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 07:40 PM (W/lyH)

27 Bears eat you alive. Just saying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 07:42 PM (jc0TO)

28 Rabbit stew is the answer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

29 Center me

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 27, 2025 07:43 PM (lO7nS)

30 Once upon a time, a man showed mercy to the bears. They showed up at his home and whittled away at his internal danger alarms with their subversive acts of cuteness. Then they feasted upon him, and lived happily ever after.
Posted by: Grim Fairy Tale at March 27, 2025 07:38 PM (wX56x)

And this is the prequel for "Goldilocks and the Three Bears"

Where did you think the beds and chairs and the wee cottage came from?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 07:43 PM (D7oie)

31 {/c}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

32 [/c]

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

33 Oooo. A centered cafe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2025 07:44 PM (MBug/)

34 The cubs in the tree look like completely different video.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 27, 2025 07:44 PM (Vvh2V)

35 Does Eva Vlaardingerbroek own any cool pets?
Posted by: Slow on the Uptake at March 27, 2025 07:31 PM (G5+As)

Sprinkbok?
Aardvaark?
Meerkat?
Wildebeest?
Hanepoot?

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 27, 2025 07:44 PM (NMT5x)

36 Centreville
A Great Place To Raise Your Kids

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

37 You just know those birds plot their revenge 24/7.

When you break eye contact is when they strike!

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 27, 2025 07:44 PM (fY84s)

38 Will the center hold?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (XeU6L)

39 You shouldn't worry about bears or cats caught in a tree.

They will come down eventually. You don't exactly see a ton of cat skeletons in the trees.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (jc0TO)

40 Time to wander off, added a couple more images.

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (Ee5Zc)

41 Then a bear shows up at this this random guy's residence out of the blue??

How Did The Bear Know Where This Guy Lived??

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 07:34 PM (Y1PYH)
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breadcrumbs

Posted by: Ciampino - It's always a setup at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (sPQoU)

42 Stuck in the middle.

Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (p4vtc)

43 Battle of the bulge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (XeU6L)

44 we are getting gusts this afternoon. The woodshed roof lost some sheets of tin.

I will put it back on in a couple of days when the winds stop.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (D7oie)

45 Croatian Island looks nice, but go to Albania for some really pretty beaches. Besides, there are 750,000 bunkers in Albania. Where else can you find that.

Posted by: Bunker Fan at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (G5+As)

46 Eromero, Good evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2025 07:46 PM (keLsF)

47 [/center]

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

48 Oh, and good news - my CA19-9 dropped to 4.7!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 27, 2025 07:46 PM (SRRAx)

49 You shouldn't worry about bears or cats caught in a tree.

They will come down eventually. You don't exactly see a ton of cat skeletons in the trees.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (jc0TO)

To be fair, when they die they lose their grip and fall to the ground.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 07:47 PM (D7oie)

50 Eromero

How are you doing this fine evening?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

51 Congrats, Teresa! What wonderful news!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 07:47 PM (l3YAf)

52 27 Bears eat you alive. Just saying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 07:42 PM (jc0TO)

I know.

Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at March 27, 2025 07:47 PM (wX56x)

53 That video of the guy climbing the tree to the cubs is a poacher catching the cubs and cutting their paws off for $$$. That was after he put a bullet in mama bear in front of the cubs. So touching.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 27, 2025 07:48 PM (k5PtY)

54 What a Moron!!!

Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids Mar 26
Happy 75th birthday to the great Martin Short….take a break from the dumpster fire timeline and enjoy Jiminy Glick interviewing Larry David 🤣

http://tiny.cc/7xqe001
2:13 minutes

Posted by: Dr Clippy at March 27, 2025 07:48 PM (/tzYP)

55 Nothing wrong with this thread that a girdle couldnt fix.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2025 07:49 PM (XeU6L)

56 Teresa, well done, lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2025 07:49 PM (keLsF)

57 42 Stuck in the middle.

Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM (p4vtc)
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Great to see you here.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's always a pleasure at March 27, 2025 07:49 PM (sPQoU)

58 Rabbit for dinner?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2025 07:49 PM (Vqx30)

59 Just don't say "Croachya"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2025 07:49 PM (mlg/3)

60
Does a bear shit in the yard?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2025 07:49 PM (iTNuP)

61 #54 Oh no! Off, MS EMH sock!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:50 PM (/tzYP)

62 >>>That video of the guy climbing the tree to the cubs is a poacher catching the cubs and cutting their paws off for $$$. That was after he put a bullet in mama bear in front of the cubs. So touching.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

>I'd make a rug out mama for the hearth and have the cubs stuffed for the mantle.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 27, 2025 07:50 PM (fY84s)

63 That video of the guy climbing the tree to the cubs is a poacher catching the cubs and cutting their paws off for $$$. That was after he put a bullet in mama bear in front of the cubs. So touching.
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How dare you criticize Ancient Chinese medicine!

[Yes, a problem here too. Assholes.]

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:51 PM (/tzYP)

64 Albania is nice, but I really loved Macedonia. I was surprised by the Balkans.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 27, 2025 07:52 PM (Vvh2V)

65 >I'd make a rug out mama for the hearth and have the cubs stuffed for the mantle.
Posted by: Rev Wishbone

I'm not sure you are fully getting the spirit of the Animal Cafe here.

Posted by: Lemme 'Splain at March 27, 2025 07:53 PM (G5+As)

66 Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Excellent news.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

67 . . . Everyone is surprised by the Balkans, the national pastime is hiding behind bushes and leaping out suddenly . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 07:55 PM (D7oie)

68 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 3h
The NFL has banned the nose wipe celebration, calling it a ‘violent gesture’

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:56 PM (/tzYP)

69 Nobody expects the Balkan Inquisition!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 07:56 PM (l3YAf)

70 45 Croatian Island looks nice, but go to Albania for some really pretty beaches. Besides, there are 750,000 bunkers in Albania. Where else can you find that.
Posted by: Bunker Fan

Albania does have some lovely coastline. I'm assuming that by now all the barbed wire, tank traps, pill boxes, and other invasion preventing tools have long since been pulled down. There were some pretty cool Soviet era war equipment laying around too but that's probably gone too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 27, 2025 07:57 PM (+J/Au)

71 67 . . . Everyone is surprised by the Balkans, the national pastime is hiding behind bushes and leaping out suddenly . . .
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Yes. It was the middle one.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:58 PM (/tzYP)

72 My first ship docked inn Communist Yugoslavia just north of Dubrovnik. Beautiful country and city.

After being off of Beirut, it was a real vacation. But the commie control actions were sure there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

73 Reporting for duty!!!

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 5h
The European Space Agency is offering $5,000 to people who are willing to spend 10 days lying in bed

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:59 PM (/tzYP)

74 Some birds are killers! Storks are the worst.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2025 07:59 PM (g47mK)

75 67 . . . Everyone is surprised by the Balkans, the national pastime is hiding behind bushes and leaping out suddenly . . .
Posted by: Kindltot

Well, as a region they never experienced the Spanish Inquisition. You have to get your surprise somehow.

Posted by: Wanna See My Walnetto? at March 27, 2025 08:00 PM (G5+As)

76 10 days lying

CNN, call the European Space Agency.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2025 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

77 Albania! Albania!
You border on the Adriatic,
your land is mostly mountainous
and your chief export is chrome!

Posted by: zombie ernie pantusso at March 27, 2025 08:01 PM (/tzYP)

78 O, great news, Teresa!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2025 08:01 PM (/Ghsb)

79 Teresa, that is sooo wonderful!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 27, 2025 08:03 PM (Vvh2V)

80 We've been fostering a couple of bunnies for about a year. Sisters that were dumped on a road about a week after Easter. They were only a few weeks old at the time.

They definitely can have an attitude and can get mad. For awhile they would take their hay and just scattered it every where. They did this for weeks until we figured out they hated that type of hay. Once we got different hay, the tossing of the hay stopped.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2025 08:03 PM (dJimA)

81 Great Blue Heron will eat anything they can stuff down their throat. Chipmunks, rats, young muskrats, etc. They usually impale it with their bill, first.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at March 27, 2025 08:03 PM (G5+As)

82 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 6h
Toronto man steals a cart full of liquor then gives it out for free to the homeless

Via: pixelfuct/TT • Reedinthestreet/IG

http://tiny.cc/3zqe001

25 seconds; Black Pete and not St Nicholas!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 08:05 PM (/tzYP)

83 >> Toronto man steals a cart full of liquor then gives it out for free to the homeless

He’s like the Canadian Robin Hood!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 08:07 PM (l3YAf)

84 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 5h
The European Space Agency is offering $5,000 to people who are willing to spend 10 days lying in bed
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:59 PM (/tzYP)

I smell a USAID connection here.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2025 08:07 PM (W/lyH)

85 Mid 70s comments before we became uncentered. That's a lot.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 27, 2025 08:09 PM (n4GiU)

86 Dogs are 100% better at apologizing than us. I had many situations where I'd come home to a $200 remote being chewed up or something similar. I'd get pissed and go back to my office to work. My dog would constantly come back and put his head on my leg. Damn it made me miss him again.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 27, 2025 08:10 PM (GYHsz)

87 And just like that, conservatives were no longer centered.

Posted by: Forrest Hump at March 27, 2025 08:11 PM (/tzYP)

88 >>>Images + Narration = A Story
You people watching were totally influenced by the images and captions, but You have No Idea what really happened.

I know, but it was cute.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2025 08:12 PM (KRtlO)

89 The European Space Agency is offering $5,000 to people who are willing to spend 10 days lying in bed
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:59 PM (/tzYP)

sounds like the ESA is getting ready to do some manned missions.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 08:12 PM (D7oie)

90 Evenin’, All. Happy true Friday Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

91 "The House Judiciary and Foreign Affairs Committees have launched an investigation into six organizations that received federal funding under the Biden administration, examining whether the grants were used to influence Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s political standing during the 2023 judicial reform protests, Jewish Insider reports.

According to letters obtained by Jewish Insider, Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Rep. Brian Mast (R-FL) have reached out to six organizations: the Jewish Communal Fund, Middle East Dialogue Network, Movement for Quality Government in Israel, PEF Israel Endowment Funds, Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors, and Blue and White Future. The letters, sent Wednesday evening, seek answers on the organizations’ involvement in the protests.

Each of these groups received US funding and was reportedly either directly or indirectly engaged in activities related to the demonstrations."

These demonstrations led to 10/7. The country was rattled and pitted citizens against one another. Hamas pounced when the attention was elsewhere.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2025 08:14 PM (g47mK)

92 Animals...are animals.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2025 08:15 PM (g47mK)

93 eh, centered, left-justified, works all same - same; I'm glad that ace is taking some time to chill !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2025 08:16 PM (/Ghsb)

94 The pandemic was horrid, but the cafe was one of the few things to come out of it that was a good thing. Thanks for keeping this going!

Love the birds being mean to dogs. They are real jerks, aren't they?

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2025 08:17 PM (wLjpr)

95 fantastic news, teresa!

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2025 08:17 PM (KRtlO)

96 Eva Vlaardingerbroek would herself be a cool pet. A cool pet who could order me around at will.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:18 PM (77rzZ)

97
livestream of PDT at the Iftar Dinner, whateverthefuck that is

https://is.gd/SwWoA6

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 08:19 PM (Y1PYH)

98 91, god speed the work !

all the stuff we've been paying for, it's like hiring a hitman (or a thousand hitmen) to commit suicide.

time for it to end!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2025 08:19 PM (/Ghsb)

99
Iftar is a muslim thing, so you know.

As you know, there are muslim Trump voters.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 08:20 PM (Y1PYH)

100 Eva Vlaardingerbroek would herself be a cool pet. A cool pet who could order me around at will.
Posted by: Bulg

So, a cat?

Full Catwoman costume, or just a cat-ear headband?

Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

101 Teresa, I don’t see your good news, but since everyone else is congratulating you, I will add a hearty Molodyets (Russian for “well done)! to the pile.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:21 PM (77rzZ)

102 100 Her choice.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:22 PM (77rzZ)

103 Full Catwoman costume, or just a cat-ear headband?
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

I’ll be in my bunk..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 08:23 PM (l3YAf)

104 History Hub @HistoryHubb 8h
Native Chiefs: (Bottom L-R), Sitting Bull, Swift Bear, Spotted Tail (Top R) Red Cloud en route to Washington D.C. to plea with President Grant to honor the Fort Laramie Treaty and keep the Black Hills. Interpreter: (Top L) Julius Meyer, May 1875

http://tiny.cc/f1re001
photo
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I guess Mel Brooks was right about Yiddish-speaking Indians!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 08:23 PM (/tzYP)

105 Iftar is the after-dusk meal that breaks the daylong fast during Ramadan.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2025 08:23 PM (/Ghsb)

106 48 Oh, and good news - my CA19-9 dropped to 4.7!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 08:24 PM (/tzYP)

107 The European Space Agency is offering $5,000 to people who are willing to spend 10 days lying in bed
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 07:59 PM (/tzYP)

sounds like the ESA is getting ready to do some manned missions.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 08:12 PM (D7oie)

Better train by laying around for 300 days just to be safe.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 27, 2025 08:24 PM (NMT5x)

108 "Iftar is the after-dusk meal that breaks the daylong fast during Ramadan.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez "

It sounds like some kind of drug they sell on TV using modified music from the 70s.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2025 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

109 105 Iftar is the after-dusk meal that breaks the daylong fast during Ramadan.
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Or 'gluttonous food orgy' as the rest of the world would describe it.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 08:26 PM (/tzYP)

110 Do not take Iftar if you are allergic to Iftar.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2025 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

111 Don't take Iftar if you are allergic to Iftar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 27, 2025 08:28 PM (0dUBM)

112 "Do not take Iftar if you are allergic to Iftar, or if side effects occur, Side effects include ... "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2025 08:28 PM (/Ghsb)

113 Cook, bring me my Hasenpfeffer!

Posted by: That's what I'd tell those wabbits at March 27, 2025 08:28 PM (PiwSw)

114 Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 27, 2025 08:28 PM (0dUBM)

115 lol, Horde mind at work

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2025 08:29 PM (/Ghsb)

116 A day long fast is not very long. Does it start after breakfast?

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2025 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

117
Speaking of Iftar...

One of You People mentioned Gene Shalit, yesterday.

I remember Gene Shalit reviewing the famously bad movie Ishtar. His review: "Ishtar...ish tarrible!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 08:29 PM (Y1PYH)

118 Wasn't Iftar that awful movie with Warren Beatty?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 27, 2025 08:30 PM (PiwSw)

119 Hay everybody the FART Tube crase is be catchering on.

Everybody is FART tubig.

Gets yoor FART Tubes twoday at the Brattleboro Webslite. FART Tubes our going fast.

Did you FART Tube Twoday ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 27, 2025 08:34 PM (8ORp0)

120 Iftar was that one Dustin Hoffman movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2025 08:34 PM (63Dwl)

121 Or 'gluttonous food orgy' as the rest of the world would describe it.
Posted by: andycanuck

If no one has called it "Fast Feast," I call dibs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2025 08:35 PM (mlg/3)

122

Everybody's fart tubing
Fart tubing USA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2025 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

123 I saw Ishtar back in the day but I don't remember anything about it. I don't remember it being any worse than any of the other average movies we're saddled with these days.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 27, 2025 08:37 PM (ZAsKj)

124 Ishtar was the only movie I ever walked out on. Dull and tedious. I pretended to head to the bathroom and then went to the other theater and watched Beverly Hills Cop. Might have been the sequel, can't remember. It was much better than Ishtar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 27, 2025 08:40 PM (+J/Au)

125 History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 27
Tsar Nicholas II lighting a cigarette for Anastasia in 1916

http://tiny.cc/d2re001
photo; Hey! I think that's my aged "Croatian" neighbour! The one with all of the fancy jewellery.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 08:41 PM (/tzYP)

126 The baby boy dance routine was awesome! Love him!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2025 08:43 PM (6PCLE)

127 The European Space Agency is offering $5,000 to people who are willing to spend 10 days lying in bed
Posted by: andycanuck

Dey gone float my fat ass ova deah?

Posted by: Mobility disadvantaged Tesla vandal at March 27, 2025 08:43 PM (RgW1J)

128 110 thru 112 is the first time I've seen a triple Horde mind.

Congratulations to all who contributed

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 08:44 PM (8AONa)

129 >>>I'm not sure you are fully getting the spirit of the Animal Cafe here.

Posted by: Lemme 'Splain

>Bear meat is palatable, if just a tad bit more greasy than pork. Can be tasty, but not your everyday fare.

Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 27, 2025 08:45 PM (fY84s)

130 Good evening everyone
Got Shanghai to go to Delaware, not feeling great right now

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2025 08:46 PM (fwDg9)

131 I'm visiting a cousin whose husband owns some sort of parrot that runs the household. Noisiest damn thing on the planet, chases me around the house trying to sit on my shoulder and pull hair or slice an ear open with its beak/weapon. Guy says, "hey, she likes you." To hell with that. How people live with these and not toss them out the door is a mystery. WTF is the actual attraction?

Posted by: Gary R at March 27, 2025 08:46 PM (AN+ve)

132 Damn, Gene Shamir is still alive. Upper 90s.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:47 PM (77rzZ)

133 110 thru 112 is the first time I've seen a triple Horde mind.

Congratulations to all who contributed
Posted by: 2009Refugee a

Both beautiful and terrifying.

Posted by: Independent Minded Miklos at March 27, 2025 08:47 PM (RgW1J)

134 Gene Shalit. I meant.

Dammit, Shalit!

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:49 PM (77rzZ)

135 Got Shanghai to go to Delaware, not feeling great right now
Posted by: Skip

Skip never asks for Chinese food....

Posted by: Concerned Aunt Miklos at March 27, 2025 08:49 PM (RgW1J)

136
Can You Fcking Believe This Shit?

https://is.gd/xeZA1g

Rochester, NY police officers in trouble because they "violated the city's sanctuary city status" by assisting Border Patrol on a traffic stop.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 08:51 PM (Y1PYH)

137 If Iftar is right for you, get yours at the La Brea Tar Pits today!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 27, 2025 08:51 PM (VNX3d)

138 Maybe Anna Puma can do an image of Eva Vlaardingerbroek in catears…

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:52 PM (77rzZ)

139 Neighbor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 27, 2025 08:52 PM (0dUBM)

140 Sorry. I was down thread staring at back hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 08:53 PM (aPY1X)

141 Maybe Anna Puma can do an image of Eva Vlaardingerbroek in catears…
Posted by: Bulg

And ONLY cat ears

Posted by: Miklos has Preferences at March 27, 2025 08:53 PM (RgW1J)

142 Bears’ flesh was formerly considered equal to pork, the meat having a flavor between beef and pork, and the young cubs were accounted the finest eating in the world. The fat is as white as snow, and extremely sweet and wholesome, for if a man drinks a quart of it at a time, when melted, it will never rise on his stomach.

Posted by: Bear Facts at March 27, 2025 08:53 PM (vFG9F)

143 Growing up in my Italian household, macedonia was fruit salad.

Posted by: Ciampino - with custard, even better at March 27, 2025 08:53 PM (sPQoU)

144
Rochester, NY police officers in trouble because they "violated the city's sanctuary city status" by assisting Border Patrol on a traffic stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer

============

Sounds like a good case to take to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2025 08:54 PM (5Iuq/)

145
Does Rochester NY have the Niagra Falls?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 08:54 PM (Y1PYH)

146 141 👍

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

147 An arrest has been made in the Vegas Tesla firebombing

the perp looks as you would expect

https://x.com/BillMelugin_/status/
1905329706146332710

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at March 27, 2025 08:54 PM (AOsQT)

148 In before the media compares the Tesla prisoners to the Jan 6th prisoners.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 08:55 PM (aPY1X)

149
Imagine living in Rochester, NY, and having a stupid black mayor named "malik" mah-leek, and paying NY taxes? Why would anyone stay?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 08:55 PM (Y1PYH)

150 137 If Iftar is right for you, get yours at the La Brea Tar Pits today!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish. What does La Brea mean?

Posted by: Mildred Fleener at March 27, 2025 08:55 PM (G5+As)

151 I was thinking about Jewells earlier, and I wondered if it would be a good idea to get an Ace of Spades playing card window cling for her. It would be a reminder of this place, and all the people here praying for her and her family.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 27, 2025 08:55 PM (VNX3d)

152 Growing up in my Italian household, macedonia was fruit salad.
Posted by: Ciampino -

I always mix up Macedonia with Caldonia

Why that girl treat me so hard?

Posted by: Miklos errs and suffers at March 27, 2025 08:56 PM (RgW1J)

153 I tried watching the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, but it was really boring. It's not easy to be boring while blowing up Nazis.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2025 08:56 PM (xCA6C)

154 The best part about Ishtar was when Warren Beatty got blown up by an IED. The second best was Hoffman getting his hand chopped off.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 27, 2025 08:57 PM (lJmmt)

155 La Brea = The Brea

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

156 Imagine living in Rochester, NY, and having a stupid black mayor named "malik" mah-leek, and paying NY taxes? Why would anyone stay?
Posted by: Soothsayer

The bodacious amounts of free snow?

Posted by: Miklos had friends from there, all moved to SC at March 27, 2025 08:58 PM (RgW1J)

157 Does Rochester NY have the Niagra Falls?

Posted by: Soothsayer

======

They have Genesee Cream Ale instead

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (8AONa)

158 Sorry, I don't speak Spanish. What does La Brea mean?
Posted by: Mildred Fleener at March 27, 2025 08:55 PM (G5+As

The brea.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (MGB5H)

159 >Growing up in my Italian household, macedonia was fruit salad.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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no no no
it's a kind of nut from Hawaii

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (AOsQT)

160 You don't exactly see a ton of cat skeletons in the trees.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 07:45 PM

A buddy of mine used that line on someone when he was a fireman. Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (kgE5c)

161 Pardon the French, but that bear story its a load of cr4p.

Posted by: Misanthropic at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (TRiqZ)

162 158 Sorry, I don't speak Spanish. What does La Brea mean?
Posted by: Mildred Fleener at March 27, 2025 08:55 PM (G5+As

The brea.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (MGB5H

No, it's The Bra.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (aPY1X)

163 it's a kind of nut from Hawaii
Posted by: Don Black

IT'S A NUT AND A SALAD, BIGOT!

So ordered.

Posted by: random Hawaiian judge at March 27, 2025 09:00 PM (RgW1J)

164 Macedonian Fruit Salad was a rejected ELP album title.

Posted by: Bear Facts at March 27, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

165 105 Iftar is the after-dusk meal that breaks the daylong fast during Ramadan.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2025 08:23 PM (/Ghsb)
----
How can that be called a fast? You eat all night and don't eat during the day? So, logical people eat during the day and sleep at night.
Now if the actually fasted for 7 days even then I'd give them some credit.

Posted by: Ciampino - even bread and water at March 27, 2025 09:02 PM (sPQoU)

166 Does Rochester NY have the Niagra Falls?

Posted by: Soothsayer

======

They have Genesee Cream Ale instead
Posted by: 2009Refugee

HARAM!!!!!

Posted by: Mayor Malik al-Mohammed at March 27, 2025 09:02 PM (RgW1J)

167 They have Genesee Cream Ale instead
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (8AONa)

That shit is awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 27, 2025 09:03 PM (0dUBM)

168
An arrest has been made in the Vegas Tesla firebombing

the perp looks as you would expect

https://x.com/BillMelugin_/status/
1905329706146332710
Posted by: Don Black. Message:

===============

Paul Hyon Kim? Jeez, one of ICE's Columbia arrestees is also Korean. They're getting "educated" in the American ways, I see.

It's crazy, I'm no expert but his demo reel looks pretty decent to me. He could have a good life being artistic and productive, but no, he has to burn Teslas in order to fulfill himself and contribute to society.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2025 09:03 PM (5Iuq/)

169 They have Genesee Cream Ale instead
Posted by: 2009Refugee

HARAM!!!!!

Posted by: Mayor Malik al-Mohammed

=====

It sure as Hell is.

That stuff is bottled hangover.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 09:04 PM (8AONa)

170 167 They have Genesee Cream Ale instead
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 08:59 PM (8AONa)

That shit is awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 27, 2025 09:03 PM (0dUBM

You've never shit till you've had the Genesee Cream Ale Shits!

- failed marketing slogans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 09:04 PM (aPY1X)

171 He could have a good life being artistic and productive, but no, he has to burn Teslas in order to fulfill himself and contribute to society.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Damn shame

I could use some help with the Tzompantli expansion. The guys from the Home Depot parking lot have begun avoiding my truck.

Posted by: Mayanist Miklos at March 27, 2025 09:06 PM (RgW1J)

172 166 Does Rochester NY have the Niagra Falls?

Posted by: Soothsayer

NIAGRA FALLS! Slowly I turned. Step by Step. Inch by Inch...

Posted by: Moe Howard at March 27, 2025 09:06 PM (PiwSw)

173 I am >this close< to turning the AC on

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at March 27, 2025 09:07 PM (AOsQT)

174 173 I am >this close
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at March 27, 2025 09:07 PM (AOsQT

It's not Easter yet. Don't break the law.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 09:08 PM (aPY1X)

175 I read that as "Viagra Falls"

Is Miklos still around?

Posted by: Eva Vlaardingerbroek at March 27, 2025 09:09 PM (RgW1J)

176 I haven't drank Genesee Cream Ale in decades. I don't recall hating it. It was cheap. Stroh's too. I was a 20 something on an E-4 salary, you got to make sacrifices!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 27, 2025 09:09 PM (+J/Au)

177
Hubby and I were talking about having central air installed in this house.

We have a gas furnace and all the duct work is already in place.

We're thinking we need a compressor and an air handler.

Hopefully it will be some cheaper because the duct work is in place.

Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2025 09:10 PM (3ek7K)

178 Posted by: Gary R at March 27, 2025 08:46 PM (AN+ve

There is a poster here whose nic escapes me ( it's long with several L's ) and has or had parrots . He writes engagingly about them. He could tell you. I liked your story, though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2025 09:10 PM (qKKan)

179 I think the cheapest shit we drank was probably little kings creme ale or old Milwaukee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 09:11 PM (aPY1X)

180 There are two times a year when it's heat in the morning, and AC in the afternoon

currently in my living room:

73F, 16% RH

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at March 27, 2025 09:11 PM (AOsQT)

181 MiG-17 stops for fuel at Mt. Vernon Airport

Would have loved to see it.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3dvjx5

Posted by: Ciampino - reminds me of all those Korean War books at March 27, 2025 09:12 PM (sPQoU)

182 I haven't drank Genesee Cream Ale in decades. I don't recall hating it. It was cheap. Stroh's too. I was a 20 something on an E-4 salary, you got to make sacrifices!
Posted by: Puddleglum

Natty Bo

Is the Way to Go

Posted by: Former Baltimorean Miklos at March 27, 2025 09:12 PM (RgW1J)

183 We are replacing our old HVAC unit next week. I am looking to sell a kidney.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 27, 2025 09:13 PM (wX56x)

184 I think the cheapest shit we drank was probably little kings creme ale or old Milwaukee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

*offers a Mickey's Big Mouth*

Posted by: Miklos, cheap beer consultant at March 27, 2025 09:13 PM (RgW1J)

185 I think the cheapest shit we drank was probably little kings creme ale or old Milwaukee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

=====

Help me out here AlaBAMA. I remember little kings 7oz bottles, and there were nicknames for them . . but darned if I can remember any.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 09:13 PM (8AONa)

186

ScaryMary,

Oh yeah, we should start a fund for you, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2025 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

187 Help me out here AlaBAMA. I remember little kings 7oz bottles, and there were nicknames for them . . but darned if I can remember any.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 09:13 PM (8AONa)

Ponys maybe?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 09:14 PM (aPY1X)

188
Is that the same as that Cream Soda shit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 09:15 PM (Y1PYH)

189 we called them pony bottles or grenades

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at March 27, 2025 09:16 PM (AOsQT)

190 Niagara Falls.

Paid money vs payed out the rope.

Posted by: Ciampino - reminds me of something at March 27, 2025 09:16 PM (sPQoU)

191 Sorry, I don't speak Spanish. What does La Brea mean?
Posted by: Mildred Fleener

The Tar.

Which makes The La Brea Tar Pits a bit redundant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2025 09:16 PM (mlg/3)

192 Baby bunny hops into human Emergency Room for some help. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/2erudx7n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2025 09:16 PM (qKKan)

193 In a blind drunk taste test, Colt 45 and Schlitz Malt Liquor (the Bull) were rated about even.

Posted by: Miklos from 2 AM quality assurance at March 27, 2025 09:16 PM (RgW1J)

194 Niagara Falls.

Paid money vs payed out the rope.
Posted by: Ciampino

careful

Posted by: the Barrel at March 27, 2025 09:17 PM (RgW1J)

195 They have Genesee Cream Ale instead
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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That shit is awful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

*Jeagermeister / ouzo doubke shots have entered the chat*

I do not believe i trusted a fart for up to a week after that. This was a carryover celebration from our unit's last ten warheads flying out on ch-47 birds. We were all strat, spify even, doing the controlled transfer and signing over the nukes to the security team. Last -47 wheels leave the ground...commamder waits for the noise to subside from the rotors...commands "1st Sgt, release the troops".

18 soldiers saved and pooled their usaeur class 6 ration cards for this one party. Commander put us all, lock stock and cq too, on a 3 day drunken party pass. German brigade we were assigned to pulled our cq, and drove the spouses up to the formerly limited area for a unit bbq.

Damn, that was a party.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2025 09:19 PM (7UGcC)

196 we called them pony bottles or grenades

Posted by: Don Black.

====

Yeah, those both ring a bell. And I know we called Genessee "pounders" because they were 16oz.

Thank you Don and AlaBAMA.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 09:19 PM (8AONa)

197 188
Is that the same as that Cream Soda shit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 09:15 PM (Y1PYH)

Cream Ale is not malt liquor nor is it cream soda.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 09:19 PM (aPY1X)

198 we called them pony bottles or grenades
Posted by: Don Black

I think Miller also had ponies.

But I was too young to buy beer.

Posted by: Miklos learned early (where there's will and a few bucks, there's a way) at March 27, 2025 09:20 PM (RgW1J)

199 >> 73F, 16% RH

I got a static shock just reading that.

That's a few point of 24F. Dry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 27, 2025 09:20 PM (w6EFb)

200 Damn, that was a party.

Posted by: BifBewalski

Especially the lederhosen as Lovely Parting Gifts.

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at March 27, 2025 09:21 PM (RgW1J)

201 If you ever get constipated, a sixer of Little Kings and a sack of White Castles will clean you right out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 09:22 PM (aPY1X)

202 Paul Hyon Kim? Jeez, one of ICE's Columbia arrestees is also Korean. They're getting "educated" in the American ways, I see.
------
Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
NEW: Paul Hyon Kim faces a slew of charges for shooting & firebomb attack at Vegas Tesla dealership

Cops say the alleged domestic terrorist has ties to Communist Party USA, Revolutionary Communist International, Hidden Palestine & Palestine Action

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:23 PM (/tzYP)

203 If you ever get constipated, a sixer of Little Kings and a sack of White Castles will clean you right out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

NOT A PROBLEM you dog faced pony hoser

Posted by: Joey B. at March 27, 2025 09:23 PM (RgW1J)

204 If you ever get constipated, a sixer of Little Kings and a sack of White Castles will clean you right out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

======

I'm beginning to think you may not have grown up in the deep south

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 09:24 PM (8AONa)

205 Trump's Innercircle needs to redouble their efforts to weed out not only radical circuit court judges (already have one hooked deep into the jawline) but now it is apparent that SECDEF needs to raid some intel and communication offices at Foggy Bottom. The stench of Obama still lingers in some of these places no doubt.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 27, 2025 09:24 PM (25kuG)

206 I'm beginning to think you may not have grown up in the Deep South

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 09:24 PM (8AONa

Someone knows their fast food shacks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2025 09:25 PM (aPY1X)

207 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
NEW: Paul Hyon Kim faces a slew of charges for shooting & firebomb attack at Vegas Tesla dealership

Cops say the alleged domestic terrorist has ties to Communist Party USA, Revolutionary Communist International, Hidden Palestine & Palestine Action
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:23 PM (/tzYP)

Send his ass to North Korea.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 09:25 PM (l3YAf)

208 I remember TV commercials for "Genny" Cream Ale on Buffalo TV from my childhood.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:27 PM (/tzYP)

209 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
NEW: Paul Hyon Kim faces a slew of charges for shooting & firebomb attack at Vegas Tesla dealership

Cops say the alleged domestic terrorist has ties to Communist Party USA, Revolutionary Communist International, Hidden Palestine & Palestine Action
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:23 PM (/tzYP)

Send his ass to North Korea.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 09:25 PM (l3YAf)

Why not Antarctica? He sounds like a prime candidate for Big Penguin!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 27, 2025 09:27 PM (VNX3d)

210 White Castle is the northern version of Krystal burger I'm thinking. Krystal burgers were no Whataburger.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 27, 2025 09:27 PM (wX56x)

211 Once we got different hay, the tossing of the hay stopped.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2025 08:03 PM (dJimA)

Those wascally wabbits, they hay-ted it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 27, 2025 09:28 PM (NMT5x)

212 And while we are at it...The Federal Building in Los Angeles needs a complete fumigating...Hell the CHICOMS have assigned parking in the underground garage for God's Sake!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 27, 2025 09:29 PM (25kuG)

213 I had a nice night out tonight with my friend. We went to the town "bar" which serves booze and closes at 9PM.

I had 4 beers and have an extra 6 pack here while I work on Grok3. I am up to 15 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow 18.

Very cute bartender there. She was 19 and had a nose ring but she was very sweet. And aside from the nose ring, very cute. My friend went to the washroom and we talked about all the kids shows we had in common.

Since comedy died after 9-11 and I moved to kids shows to make me laugh, we had a ton in common. It was nice.

We're in a pretty conservative area - OF ONTARIO CANADA - and talked with this other guy. He was like "I shouldn't be saying this..." but me and my friend were telling him "Dude, we're all on the same page. You can't go far enough."

It was a nice night.

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 27, 2025 09:29 PM (jvJvP)

214 I'm beginning to think you may not have grown up in the deep south
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2025 09:24 PM (8AONa)

What would the southern equivalent be? Krystal burger and Abita Purple Haze?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 09:29 PM (l3YAf)

215
Especially the lederhosen as Lovely Parting Gifts.

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein

One of the german e7s that was pulling cq duty for us dressed up all Octoberfest, female Octoberfest. Hairy pits, legs, and all.

Ahhh damn. I miss those carefree end of the cold war 80s.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2025 09:30 PM (7UGcC)

216 History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 27
Tsar Nicholas II lighting a cigarette for Anastasia in 1916

Posted by: andycanuck

Anastasia's lungs, screamed in vain

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 27, 2025 09:32 PM (NMT5x)

217 I'm beginning to think you may not have grown up in the deep south
Posted by: 2009Refugee

What would the southern equivalent be? Krystal burger and Abita Purple Haze?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Deep fried Moon Pie chased with an RC cola.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2025 09:33 PM (7UGcC)

218 In that birds are asshoe vid was that a bathtub filled with blood or what?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:34 PM (VofaG)

219 Quite the coincidental find considering yesterday's ONT discussions...

History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 24
The hand of a radiographer at the Royal London Hospital, circa 1900 - at that time the effects of long-term radiation exposure were not yet realised and devices were calibrated on their own skin.

http://tiny.cc/35re001
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:34 PM (/tzYP)

220 I'm beginning to think you may not have grown up in the deep south
Posted by: 2009Refugee

What would the southern equivalent be? Krystal burger and Abita Purple Haze?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Deep fried Moon Pie chased with an RC cola.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2025 09:33 PM (7UGcC)

Whataburger and s Dr Pepper

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:35 PM (VofaG)

221 >> Krystal burgers were no Whataburger.

Five Guys > Culver’s > In N Out > Whataburger > Shake Shack > Krystal

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 09:35 PM (l3YAf)

222 BTW, AOP, I saw your comment yesterday about the missing pages from the PDF. I'll keep it in mind reading it. Thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:35 PM (/tzYP)

223 Deep fried Moon Pie chased with an RC cola.
Posted by: BifBewalski

When sugar got expensive in the 70s, the moonshiners used Moon Pies to sweeten the mash.

Posted by: Miklos knows things he is not supposed to at March 27, 2025 09:36 PM (RgW1J)

224 I would like to see a set up where the Combines and Harvesters in the Midwest have a trap set up when the machines are mowing down the last 2 acres and all the HOGS pop out the other end into a steel wire fence trap and then shooters just take them out one by one.

Good BBQ as they were feeding on corn this whole time.

Pass the coleslaw and potato salad!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 27, 2025 09:36 PM (25kuG)

225
This is what happens when you drink a whole bottle of vodka during a Frat initiation/hazing:
https://tinyurl.com/2a9da6ye

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 27, 2025 09:37 PM (w6EFb)

226 Five Guys sounds like an intimate soiree chez Obama.

Posted by: Miklos will not be invited at March 27, 2025 09:38 PM (RgW1J)

227 Soon-Shiong, founder of ImmunityBio ($IBRX) and owner of the Los Angeles Times, claims that the COVID-19 pandemic, and the very vaccines developed to fight it, may be contributing to a global surge in “terrifyingly aggressive” cancers. In the nearly two-hour conversation, the Los Angeles Times owner leveraged his decades of clinical and scientific experience to outline why he suspects an unprecedented cancer epidemic is unfolding.

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 09:38 PM (GITLP)

228 My dog is loud. Very loud. Just wanted to share that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - later bet than never at March 27, 2025 09:38 PM (mfC4X)

229 Deep fried Moon Pie chased with an RC cola.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2025 09:33 PM (7UGcC)

Cook Out and Cheerwine.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 27, 2025 09:39 PM (l3YAf)

230 >> Soon-Shiong, founder of ImmunityBio ($IBRX)

Tucker had him on his latest podcast/show. I was planning to listen to that tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 27, 2025 09:39 PM (w6EFb)

231 I missed the Snow White thread, but it's hilarious how well the ugly lead chick demonstrates a basic fact

"20 year old employee for dragging her personal politics into the middle of promoting the movie for which she signed a multi-million dollar contract to get paid and do publicity for."

She's worth millions of dollars, and you could line her up next to a dozen random SEC school ladies and, even with the men knowing she's worth millions and is famous, they'd still choose the pretty girl.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at March 27, 2025 09:39 PM (nFKd6)

232 Cheerwine is the best coke ever.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 27, 2025 09:41 PM (wX56x)

233 Also

Taco Casa and a bottled co-cola with a bag of gas station salted peanuts in it.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms lie to daughters because they compete against them for men at March 27, 2025 09:41 PM (nFKd6)

234 Cops say the alleged domestic terrorist has ties to Communist Party USA,
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Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: FDR's State Department at March 27, 2025 09:41 PM (XeU6L)

235 $5000 to lie in bed for ten days? What are they studying? Why not just go to a hospital and do it for free.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:41 PM (VofaG)

236 When sugar got expensive in the 70s, the moonshiners used Moon Pies to sweeten the mash.
Posted by: Miklos knows things he is not supposed to at March 27, 2025 09:36 PM (RgW1J)

around here, during prohibition, the moonshiners were rumored to put a road kill squirrel or raccoon in the mash to "liven it up"

I mean, has anyone heard of malt?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 09:44 PM (D7oie)

237 Cops say the alleged domestic terrorist has ties to Communist Party USA,
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Not seeing the problem.
Posted by: FDR's State Department at March 27, 2025 09:41 PM (XeU6L)

He has a right to be a Communist and spy for the Soviet Union. Otherwise, Our Democracy would be in peril.

Posted by: Truman Administration at March 27, 2025 09:45 PM (l3YAf)

238 Five Guys over priced . I’d take a Whataburger double over them. Now Five Guys had the best fries though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:45 PM (VofaG)

239 Soon-Shiong, founder of ImmunityBio ($IBRX) and owner of the Los Angeles Times, [ . . . ]
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2025 09:38 PM (GITLP)

This is what I have been afraid of since 2021, the heart attacks and heart scarring was just the first act.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 09:45 PM (D7oie)

240 Taco Casa and a bottled co-cola with a bag of gas station salted peanuts in it.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid

The salted Lance p-nuts go in your bottle of beer, son.

Not all, just some.

Posted by: Miklos knows of this at March 27, 2025 09:46 PM (RgW1J)

241 Meanwhile, across the world, been noticing what’s going on at Diego Garcia?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2025 09:47 PM (7ka71)

242 I don’t know why they mostly taste similar but you get the best hamburgers at any Bowling alley grill.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:47 PM (VofaG)

243 around here, during prohibition, the moonshiners were rumored to put a road kill squirrel or raccoon in the mash to "liven it up"

I mean, has anyone heard of malt?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 09:44 PM (D7oie)

That’s just a rumor started by the revenooers to skeer folks off. When we want to spice it up a bit we just add some of Lena Dunham’s bathwater.

Posted by: Moonshiner at March 27, 2025 09:47 PM (l3YAf)

244 Meanwhile, across the world, been noticing what’s going on at Diego Garcia?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2025 09:47 PM (7ka71)

Someone is going to see a bright flash and a loud noise unless they mind their ps and qs

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 09:48 PM (D7oie)

245 Tom Servo
Yup. Are the Globemasters to carry ordnance?

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2025 09:49 PM (cPGH3)

246 Five Guys over priced . I’d take a Whataburger double over them. Now Five Guys had the best fries though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:45 PM (VofaG)

Fair point. My scale was just on taste, not value. Whataburger is a better value. So is Culver’s.

Posted by: Moonshiner at March 27, 2025 09:49 PM (l3YAf)

247 This is what I have been afraid of since 2021, the heart attacks and heart scarring was just the first act.
Posted by: Kindltot

I find it statistically improbable that both my parents had pancreatic cancer. Old Mama was vaxxed and boosted. No history of cancer in her family.

Posted by: Miklos suspects at March 27, 2025 09:49 PM (RgW1J)

248 >> Meanwhile, across the world, been noticing what’s going on at Diego Garcia?

Trump did say Iran would not get a nuclear weapon. Is it that? Or maybe just more major Houthi blowing up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 27, 2025 09:49 PM (w6EFb)

249 Yup. Are the Globemasters to carry ordnance?
Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2025 09:49 PM (cPGH3)

that or the portal device

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 09:50 PM (D7oie)

250 Meanwhile, across the world, been noticing what’s going on at Diego Garcia?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2025 09:47 PM (7ka71)

Let’s ask the Atlantic. Maybe they know. ( sorry Trump Admin. You gave me a softball0

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:50 PM (VofaG)

251 I find it statistically improbable that both my parents had pancreatic cancer. Old Mama was vaxxed and boosted. No history of cancer in her family.
Posted by: Miklos suspects at March 27, 2025 09:49 PM (RgW1J)

I am sorry to hear that. My dad died of a heart attack five moths after the second shot.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 09:52 PM (D7oie)

252 Trump did say Iran would not get a nuclear weapon. Is it that? Or maybe just more major Houthi blowing up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 27, 2025 09:49 PM (w6EFb)

Using those on the Houthi is like setting up a row of sledgehammers to swat mosquitos.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2025 09:53 PM (7ka71)

253 After seeing some of the responses from Zegler which translates "yo y Faith Estúpida Mujer Despierta" Why Disney is not just shutting her down and removing her platform is beyond me.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 27, 2025 09:53 PM (25kuG)

254 I don’t know why they mostly taste similar but you get the best hamburgers at any Bowling alley grill.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:47 PM (VofaG)

Ron Swansons fav restaurant. Cheeseburger 2.50. Hot dog 1.50.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 27, 2025 09:54 PM (MGB5H)

255 I’d like to blow the Taliban and our equipment up. That would be a cool surprise.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:54 PM (VofaG)

256 236 When sugar got expensive in the 70s, the moonshiners used Moon Pies to sweeten the mash.
Posted by: Miklos knows things he is not supposed to at March 27, 2025 09:36 PM (RgW1J)

around here, during prohibition, the moonshiners were rumored to put a road kill squirrel or raccoon in the mash to "liven it up"

I mean, has anyone heard of malt?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2025 09:44 PM (D7oie)

There are family stories of my grandfather - Pip - running booze across the frozen Detroit river. Pip was a huge man, 6 foot plus and quite a personality. I could see him doing that.

There's also stories that he literally torched a bridge to get away from the RCMP and that he sold a blind horse to a minister.

I was young when he passed away but I could see him doing that.

My Aunt Marion and Uncle Jim took him in when he was older. He was cooking something in a pressure cooker. It blew up all over the place. Pip was a huge, strong man, even older. I could still hear him going "God Damn it!"

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 27, 2025 09:54 PM (jvJvP)

257 255 I’d like to blow the Taliban
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:54 PM (VofaG)

I'm so glad I finished reading...

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 27, 2025 09:55 PM (jvJvP)

258 Five Guys over priced . I’d take a Whataburger double over them. Now Five Guys had the best fries though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:45 PM (Vofa

Five guys fries are the absolute worst. Floppy af even when you ask for extra crispy. They made my list. And yes very overpriced.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 27, 2025 09:55 PM (MGB5H)

259 Using those on the Houthi is like setting up a row of sledgehammers to swat mosquitos.
Posted by: Tom Servo

True. I recall Trump (or someone) telling the Israelis we'd take care of Iran.
How long ago was it Israel went in and knocked out their SA missile sites? Long enough ago that they rebuilt?

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2025 09:56 PM (cPGH3)

260
Not seeing the problem.
Posted by: FDR's State Department at March 27, 2025 09:41 PM (XeU6L)

He has a right to be a Communist and spy for the Soviet Union. Otherwise, Our Democracy would be in peril.
Posted by: Truman Administration
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I have no idea what you are talking about. You should be investigated.

Posted by: Senator Millard Tydings (D) at March 27, 2025 09:56 PM (XeU6L)

261 History Hub @HistoryHubb Mar 22
LBJ signing the Social Security Amendments (aka Medicare). On the right is former President Truman, who was the very first person enrolled in the health insurance program. July 1965
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And several people are still collecting "his" Social Security pension but there's no photo of that!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 27, 2025 09:57 PM (/tzYP)

262 >>>Let’s ask the Atlantic. Maybe they know. ( sorry Trump Admin. You gave me a softball0
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:50 PM (VofaG)
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Don't talk to me about the Atlantic. Had no idea what trash they were.
They should be prosecuted for incitement. Let her lawyers fee her so much the trustfund cries never more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2025 09:59 PM (KY4Yu)

263 Five guys fries are the absolute worst. Floppy af even when you ask for extra crispy. They made my list. And yes very overpriced.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 27, 2025 09:55 PM (MGB5H)

I understand. They are my favorite because I actually like to taste the potato. Hard to make large fresh cut potato fries crispy because of the water content. If they were cut thinner maybe possible.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:59 PM (VofaG)

264 LBJ signing the Social Security Amendments (aka Medicare). On the right is former President Truman, who was the very first person enrolled in the health insurance program. July 1965
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My immediate rection to any Democrat signing on to anything is that it is bad for the country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2025 10:00 PM (XeU6L)

265 NOOT ONT
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=414229

Posted by: mindful webworker - merely second at March 27, 2025 10:02 PM (mfC4X)

266 I understand. They are my favorite because I actually like to taste the potato. Hard to make large fresh cut potato fries crispy because of the water content. If they were cut thinner maybe possible.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:59 PM (VofaG)

Ultra thin crispy is my jam.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 27, 2025 10:02 PM (MGB5H)

267 249
OOohhh...a Defacto GLOBEMASTER as a MEGA BOMBER?

Load out of 10 MOAB's on a single target or 10 individual targets? They would have to have a posse of F-18's jamming radar and SAT/INTELIT scorching the earth to the targets.

But fun fantasy none the less.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 27, 2025 10:02 PM (25kuG)

268 Rochester, NY police officers in trouble because they "violated the city's sanctuary city status" by assisting Border Patrol on a traffic stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 27, 2025 08:51 PM (Y1PYH)

If the city fires them, or demotes them, Trump should offer them better-paying jobs in one of the Fed forces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2025 10:05 PM (8zz6B)

269 Nood!

Posted by: TalkyTalk at March 27, 2025 10:20 PM (9INg6)

270 I understand. They are my favorite because I actually like to taste the potato. Hard to make large fresh cut potato fries crispy because of the water content. If they were cut thinner maybe possible.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 27, 2025 09:59 PM (VofaG)

I agree. I like 5 Guys fries because they taste like potato. I also like potato wedges a lot. Hate shoestring fries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2025 10:21 PM (8zz6B)

271 Uhoooo the Atlantic ....spit Like the equally Marxist cock holster New Yorker spit.. like the Queen of Marxist/Socialist Dog Crap the New York Time and the German boy toy Der Speigel

Oh yes...their nickers are all up in a bun. Trump is crotch punching them into effeminate screeching as they have nothing else except to dye their hair blue and support HAMAS to their doom.

Now let's crush them completely.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 27, 2025 10:48 PM (25kuG)

272 From Jewell's daughter on Facebook:

Okay. Need to do a life update for mama. She hasn’t been doing so hot the last couple weeks. Like I said last month, the cancer has been spreading. She’s been declining quite a bit since then. Her energy level is very low and she’s struggling with breathing after the smallest tasks or even if shes talks too much. The decision has been made to transition to hospice care.

I want to be clear here about a couple things. Number one, she is NOT in her final days although her oncologist estimates with how the cancer has progressed that she is probably down to several months, 6-9 maybe more.

Number 2. She is up for visitors but not much. Please contact myself, dad or her first.

She won’t last much longer than 15-20 minutes if you do stop by, so keep your expectations low.

Other than that, continued prayers and good vibes are always appreciated. Much love to you all. If you have questions, feel free to contact me privately. This is obviously a difficult time as you can imagine but I’ll do my best.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 27, 2025 10:52 PM (SRRAx)

273 If anyone wants Jewell's address and/or her daughter's email address, shoot me a message at teresa.hamilton.koch at gmail.com

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 27, 2025 10:54 PM (SRRAx)

274 We are replacing our old HVAC unit next week. I am looking to sell a kidney.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 27, 2025 09:13 PM

Your own or some hobos?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 27, 2025 11:04 PM (jc0TO)

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