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You won't believe this -- this low-executive-function savage disrupted his deportation flight. The brazen "migrant influencer" who infamously flashed around wads of US government cash handouts and encouraged other illegal border crossers to squat in American homes has finally been deported back to Venezuela -- after causing uproar on the flight back. Leonel Moreno, who encouraged illegal migrants to "invade abandoned houses" in sick TikToks, was sent back to the narco state this week, after President Trump resumed deportation flights to the country. Venezuela's Minister of Interior, Justice and Peace, Diosdado Cabello, said Moreno was "welcome" back, however, the freeloading migrant caused disruptions on the flight and upset his fellow passengers. The firebrand TikTokker had to be placed in his own section of the plane with extra security to calm tensions. It is unclear why Moreno caused a disruption or what he was doing. After he stepped off the deportation flight, he flashed a thumbs up and received a pat on the shoulder from a security official escorting him off the plane.Update: Here's a video of this squatfulencer bragging about "invading" people's homes. He uses that word. Ratchet Congressthot Jasmine Crockett turns out to have, get this, lied when she claimed that her reference to "Governor Hot Wheels" only referred to his bussing of immigrants, not his confinement to a wheel chair due to paralysis. Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D., Texas) "liked" Facebook comments referring to wheelchair-bound Texas governor Greg Abbott as "hot wheels" in 2021--a year before he started busing migrants to Democratic cities, the policy Crockett said she was referring to when she called Abbott "hot wheels" herself. "We in these hot ass Texas streets, honey. Y'all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there. Come on now! And the only thing hot about him is that he's a hot-ass mess, honey! Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Crockett said to applause at a Human Rights Campaign event on Saturday. After clips of Crockett's remarks went viral on Tuesday, the congresswoman denied that they referenced the governor's condition. "I wasn't thinking about the governor's condition--I was thinking about the planes, trains, and automobiles he used to transfer migrants into communities led by Black mayors, deliberately stoking tension and fear among the most vulnerable," Crockett wrote on X. But Crockett was aware--and supportive--of the derisive label for the governor before he began the migrant transfers. "Hot wheels something else," reads a June 2021 Facebook comment that Crockett "liked" on the platform. The comment was a reply to a Crockett post about Abbott.As you probably know, Democrats are trying to show how "authentic" they are by engaging in a coordinated, focus-group tested Profanity Offensive. They're routinely using f-bombs in their public statements and even in congressional speeches. Of course Congresswoman Jasmine Ratchet joins in. Remember when they all piously moaned that Trump was "coarsening our precious civil discourse" by dropping his own (authentic) profanities from time to time? Five years ago this past Tuesday, celebrities and former celebrities united to sing "Imagine" to us because thinking of a nationless world prepare us to obey the government's demands about the covid crisis that world governments foisted on us. White liberals explain that Voter ID laws are racist because black people can't get to the DMV. One totally non-racist White Girl whitesplains that black people "really don't have the knowledge of how it works." Mother: We told the Fairfax School Board we didn't want them to trans our children behind our back so they voted 16-to-0 to do it anyway. British policewoman demonstrates perfect Retreat Maneuver against aggressive male suspect. Remember when we used to compare ourselves favorably to the Soviet Union by noting how bountiful our food stores were? This judge worked at the UN on their slavery committee. She was just arrested for... slavery and human trafficking. She also worked at, get this, Columbia University, in the field of human rights advocacy. Woke waitress tells MAGA voters they're not allowed to eat tacos. She's then fired. She says it's no big deal, she'll just get another job. Will you though? Who'd want to hire you? You're bragging about driving customers away based on your puerile politics and tantrums. Who's going to sign up for that? ![]() We're all waiting to find out how this is all our fault. You know, the very fact that this woman felt she had to fake a hate crime proves how serious hate crimes are, Bigots.
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Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 28, 2025 06:46 PM (GYt5+) 2
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Off to nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 28, 2025 06:47 PM (GYt5+) 5
5th?
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 28, 2025 06:48 PM (GYt5+) 6
Did you read my statement?
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 28, 2025 06:48 PM (n2swS) 7
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
Posted by: Donald J Trump at March 28, 2025 06:49 PM (gKWVE) 8
Why doesn't Colorado just outlaw live birth for poor people?
Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2025 06:50 PM (n2swS) Posted by: jsg at March 28, 2025 06:52 PM (UJ+K5) 10
That top pic. Somewhere I read it was Ed Asner deporting Lizzo.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 06:54 PM (wX56x) 11
Tim Walz is the poster boy for NAMBLA. Really, really something wrong with those asshead voters in Minnesoooda.
Posted by: The Truth at March 28, 2025 06:54 PM (R/m4+) 12
NPR testosterone levels...hahahahaha! I mean, is that for real? It wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 06:55 PM (h7ZuX) 13
I have a beef with the WH meme, where are the tats?
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2025 06:55 PM (CKOCg) 14
Planet Of Memes
@PlanetOfMemes 3h If Trump would just change the name of tariffs to carbon tax, Canada would probably be more than happy to pay them. Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2025 06:55 PM (D7oie) 15
I had a cow-orker who referred to Yasser Arafat as tea-towel head before wearing tea-towels on your head (to self identify as an idiot) was common.
Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2025 06:55 PM (n2swS) 16
I am not fond of the Ghiblization going on, though I admit it does make Joe Rogan look like a serious and focused human being.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2025 06:56 PM (D7oie) 17
Why doesn't Colorado just outlaw live birth for poor people?
Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2025 06:50 PM (n2swS) THIS! This why we spent so much fucking money to move away from the fucked-up shit-hole that is Colorado. Fuck you, Colorado. Rot in hell. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Me no type good at March 28, 2025 06:57 PM (0aYVJ) 18
Five years ago this past Tuesday, celebrities and former celebrities united to sing "Imagine"
______________ "Imagine there's no commies, It isn't hard to do, No BLM or Antifa shitheads And no perverts too" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 06:57 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: jsg at March 28, 2025 06:58 PM (UJ+K5) 20
staging your own hate crime is only a misdemeanor. That seems like BS. If someone else had left the noose there then even though its just a stupid lame prank the hate crime tag would make it serious no?
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2025 06:59 PM (CKOCg) 21
#TeslaTakedown
@teslatakedown.com Important last-minute opportunity for our #teslatakedown community. Virtual de-escalation training, 3/28, 10p ET/ 7p PT. Join us to learn practical tips to keep our protests peaceful, safe and fun! No registration required, Zoom webinar link: us02web.zoom.us/j/85326497054 We are running this event as a Zoom webinar to protect your privacy and ensure no one can disrupt the training. No one is required to register to attend, and attendees will not be able to see each other's names or faces. Q&A will be handled via chat and managed by our moderators. Please join! GLOBAL DAY OF ACTION March 29 Every showroom in America 500+ around the world Let's send these techno-fascists, broligarchs and old fashioned Nazis a message loud and clear. NO WAY Plan an action or find one near you: teslatakedown.com March 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 06:59 PM (9aVck) Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 06:59 PM (W/lyH) 23
The Democrats pushed this guy as a Man's Man who would attract young male voters.
________________ I wouldn't be surprised that Walz wants to attract young males. I suspect a lot of male Democrats share the same interest. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 06:59 PM (YqDXo) 24
Thing is the real Tubby getting deported pick? Handcuffs are behind her back....
But it takes two sets of handcuffs... because she's so fat she can't get her arms to get anywhere close together behind her back. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2025 07:00 PM (QAkQ3) 25
A local church I'm familiar with sends missionaries to Patterson, NJ. Not kidding.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 28, 2025 07:01 PM (PiwSw) 26
update: Here's the illegal alien fraudster bragging about "invading" Americans' homes.
https://youtu.be/Kql4XVa1U2E?si=2WrHDyzwChUWhaGB I think he uses that word in Spanish. Posted by: ace at March 28, 2025 07:01 PM (KRtlO) 27
No one is required to register to attend, and attendees will not be able to see each other's names or faces.
_______________ Nothing says what we're planning is "totally legal" quite like hiding names and faces. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:01 PM (YqDXo) 28
Well I'm living here in Allentown
And there not a single Klansman around, My supervisor says I'm doing no work, talking too loud, being a jerk, So a need a to be a victim fast, because I'm lazy and I'm not gonna last, I need a noose to be on my desk, I know the press will handle the rest. Cause I'm living here in Allentown. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:01 PM (ZOv7s) 29
Five years ago this past Tuesday, celebrities and former celebrities united to sing "Imagine"
There are no words to describe just how much I hate that song. Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (W/lyH) 30
Okay so, here's where we are...
Labor was induced last night. By 10 AM everything was smooth and the push began. After four hours of pushing, the baby was kinda stuck and mom was exhausted. They used a device called a vacuum to basically pull the boy out. That went just fine. The baby is a fine healthy 9 lbs. 5 ounces. 22 inches tall bundle of adorable! Mom and Dad are exhausted, hungry, and hopelessly in love with their son. I'm beyond tired. My feet are hurting like hell. And we are finally home. I have now achieved the higher rank of Grandma! Thanks to everyone who tossed up some prayers. We appreciate it more than you know. Have a good evening! Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (4XwPj) 31
The cops wearing pali flags is messed up.
Posted by: Allen at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (B68kX) Posted by: jsg at March 28, 2025 07:03 PM (UJ+K5) 33
Jasmine Crockett is what you get when a race abandons Dr. King's "content of their character" and throws over for "color of their skin" -- pure ghetto trash behavior. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2025 07:03 PM (NchQ5) 34
This judge worked at the UN on their slavery committee.
_______________ Just a big misunderstanding. She thought she was supposed to promote slavery. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:04 PM (YqDXo) 35
Five years ago this past Tuesday, celebrities and former celebrities united to sing "Imagine"
There are no words to describe just how much I hate that song. Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (W/lyH) Right there with you, brother! *dumps a bucket full of swears on comment* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Me no type good at March 28, 2025 07:04 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2025 07:04 PM (QAkQ3) 37
34 This judge worked at the UN on their slavery committee.
_______________ Just a big misunderstanding. She thought she was supposed to promote slavery. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:04 PM (YqDXo) Just like Obama was a Constitutional Scholar. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2025 07:05 PM (QAkQ3) 38
Madame Mayhem, 9.5 lbs is a lot of baby boy. A raised glass in honor of your family
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:05 PM (keLsF) 39
Timcon cements his place as a numpty every time he opens his stupid mouth. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2025 07:05 PM (NchQ5) 40
I'm beyond tired. My feet are hurting like hell. And we are finally home. I have now achieved the higher rank of Grandma!
Thanks to everyone who tossed up some prayers. We appreciate it more than you know. Have a good evening! Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (4XwPj) --- Congratulations! Being a parent is the down payment for being a grand parent. Truly a joy. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s) 41
Congrats Madame Mayhem. Best wishes to Grandbaby Mayhem and his parents.
Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 07:05 PM (wX56x) 42
No one is required to register to attend, and attendees will not be able to see each other's names or faces.
_______________ Nothing says what we're planning is "totally legal" quite like hiding names and faces. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:01 PM (YqDXo) --- Are we placing bets on whether they are smart enough to turn off the Zoom transcription service? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2025 07:06 PM (cweKM) Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2025 07:06 PM (mH6SG) 44
Thanks to everyone who tossed up some prayers. We appreciate it more than you know. Have a good evening!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (4XwPj) Congrats to the family, Madame. Much joy ahead. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2025 07:06 PM (h7ZuX) Posted by: fourseasons at March 28, 2025 07:06 PM (3ek7K) 46
Remember when they all piously moaned that Trump was "coarsening our precious civil discourse" by dropping his own (authentic) profanities from time to time?
--- <stupidity> Well, that just shows you that Trump has completed the task of coarsening our civil discourse! </stupidity> Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2) 47
Five years ago this past Tuesday, celebrities and former celebrities united to sing "Imagine"
There are no words to describe just how much I hate that song. Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (W/lyH) _______________ The irony of the song ("and no possessions, too") is that John Lennon got smoked in NYC where was living to avoid ... the punitive top marginal tax rate of 90% imposed by the Labour government. That poxy song is a siren call for nitwits. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:07 PM (YqDXo) 48
Speaker McClusky of Colorado.
A classic example of a democrat discussing how to reduce costs. What a friggin' idiot. Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:07 PM (W/lyH) 49
A House Congress "person" qualifies for a pension after 5 years. Please, I don't want to pay for Crockett for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:08 PM (keLsF) 50
Speaker McClusky of Colorado.
A classic example of a democrat discussing how to reduce costs. What a friggin' idiot. Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:07 PM (W/lyH) _______________ Because Democrats are known for being fiscal hawks. On building a wall. For other things, not so much. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo) 51
Thank you all. I'm going to veg out until bedtime. See you all around whenever! Have a good one.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 07:10 PM (4XwPj) Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2) 53
Just curious: what is Francis O'Rourke actually doing these days? I mean, to keep food on the table? Is he employed, or is he just making the rounds of various Democrat homes, sleeping on the couch and raiding the refrigerator?
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 07:10 PM (mADJX) 54
Krebs. Thank you for using numpty.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:10 PM (keLsF) 55
>>>'m beyond tired. My feet are hurting like hell. And we are finally home. I have now achieved the higher rank of Grandma!
Thanks to everyone who tossed up some prayers. We appreciate it more than you know. Have a good evening! Posted by: Madame Mayhem hi granny mayhem! Posted by: ace at March 28, 2025 07:11 PM (KRtlO) 56
Speaker McClusky of Colorado.
A classic example of a democrat discussing how to reduce costs. What a friggin' idiot. Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:07 PM (W/lyH) --- It exemplifies how screwed up modern economics has become. There are no "cost savings" from eliminating the future work force. You just commit civilizational suicide. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:11 PM (ZOv7s) 57
Troublemakers Community
Intro: ...because business as usual is trouble for us all... Non-Governmental Organization (NGO) Seattle, WA, United States, Washington seattletroublemakers@gmail.com troublemakerscommunity.org All Tesla showrooms in Washington, Oregon, and Idaho will have a #TeslaTakedown protest this Saturday. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 07:11 PM (9aVck) 58
The crying bitch in the first meme is a fentanyl trafficker. She can go fsck herself, and @HansMahncke can eat a bag of dicks in his "sane world".
Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at March 28, 2025 07:11 PM (xfP4L) 59
Paterson NJ is a shithole. Wearing any flag on your uniform is not only un American, but a sign maybe you should go back to where you came from. Uniform flags and patches are also usually dictated by code.
You want to be proud of your heritage? Go dance in a parade or something. When you’re on the job it is your civic duty to serve the American community and represent them. Not your favorite group. Jackass. Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (QqxBV) 60
So I wonder what the proportionate breakdown by race is in Colorado for Medicaid recipients. Perhaps Ms. McCuntski just wants to kill off little black babies because they're too expensive?
Posted by: Guess black lives don't matter at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (mYVyx) 61
Well at least the CO democrat party is being honest. "We want to have medicaid pay for abortions because it saves the state money" And that is probably accurate, even with the feds paying whatever % of medicaid costs if the welfare leech keeps her kid. Of course the Dems also want to keep a good # of people dependent on medicaid because that is a voting bloc for them.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (CKOCg) 62
Paco, living off his billionaire father in law.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (keLsF) 63
Just curious: what is Francis O'Rourke actually doing these days? I mean, to keep food on the table? Is he employed, or is he just making the rounds of various Democrat homes, sleeping on the couch and raiding the refrigerator?
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 07:10 PM (mADJX) _______________ Isn't he married to a billionaire's daughter? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo) 64
How much of his looting did he get to keep?
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (fwDg9) 65
Speaking of immigration, I asked a friend who teaches in a large, midwestern, inner-city high school if she knew of any students who had been deported. She thought maybe she knew of one and they were not deported but left because they felt they might be deported if Trump won. At least, she doesn't see this student anymore, so she is assuming the family went back to Guatemala.
Meanwhile, the lefties are busy telling their non-white acquaintances who are American citizens to carry ID at all times because those racist MAGA people want to deport every one of them that they can find. Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (Sf2cq) 66
Are we placing bets on whether they are smart enough to turn off the Zoom transcription service?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2025 07:06 PM (cweKM) --- [Meeting Coordinator]: Okay, let's all take a break now. ... [Jeffrey Toobin]: [unintelligible] Posted by: A Certain Zoom Meeting Transcription at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2) 67
Fatty in the picture should have laid off the carbohydrates. Haven’t these people ever heard of keto?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 07:13 PM (QqxBV) 68
I'm beyond tired. My feet are hurting like hell. And we are finally home. I have now achieved the higher rank of Grandma!
Thanks to everyone who tossed up some prayers. We appreciate it more than you know. Have a good evening! Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 07:02 PM (4XwPj) I give you joy of your new position! Remember: grandchildren are how grandparents get revenge on their children. Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 07:13 PM (mADJX) 69
"Cause I'm living here in Allentown.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd " ************ I spent most of my childhood in Allentown. I never saw a black person until I was eight years old and that was only because my dad and grandfather took me to a Phillies game at Connie Mack stadium. Posted by: Cosda at March 28, 2025 07:14 PM (SvFV4) 70
All Tesla showrooms in Washington, Oregon, and Idaho will have a #TeslaTakedown protest this Saturday.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 07:11 PM (9aVck) All righty then!!! Come to my town you dipshits! I don't have a tesla, but I'll put a big sign on my truck. Right under the gun rack. See you Saturday!!! Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:14 PM (W/lyH) 71
grand kids are awesome, one of 'ems 16 and dang near scratch at golf and his little sister is right behind him and she plays the piano too
Posted by: DanMan at March 28, 2025 07:15 PM (8uzBS) 72
>>>58 The crying bitch in the first meme is a fentanyl trafficker. She can go fsck herself, and @HansMahncke can eat a bag of dicks in his "sane world".
I did not know that. Posted by: ace at March 28, 2025 07:15 PM (KRtlO) 73
62 Paco, living off his billionaire father in law. - Ben Had
Ah! The radical's idea of keeping one's nose to the grindstone! Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 07:15 PM (mADJX) 74
I spent most of my childhood in Allentown. I never saw a black person until I was eight years old and that was only because my dad and grandfather took me to a Phillies game at Connie Mack stadium.
Posted by: Cosda at March 28, 2025 07:14 PM (SvFV4) --- I have to say that song has aged surprisingly well. It's as if Trump took it to heart, vowing to give the working class "a pretty good shot." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) 75
Congratulations to the Mayhem family!
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (Sf2cq) 76
I didn't know that was a real photo which was then "ghiblified" or whatever. I'm behind on my internet trends (which I'm proud of).
Posted by: ace at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (KRtlO) 77
The last few years have been pretty depressing - watching the left advance pretty much everywhere. I'm loving all the gains we are making, and I can't believe it's been less than 10 weeks.
Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (t+VLa) 78
28. I’m still laughing. Well done.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (wrAiq) 79
I give you joy of your new position! Remember: grandchildren are how grandparents get revenge on their children.
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 07:13 PM (mADJX) Yeah I don't like that formulation at all especially considering what rotten shits some parents are to their kids. Maybe the grown children are the ones who deserve to get revenge. Posted by: Grandma isn't necessarily a good person at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (mYVyx) 80
Ah! The radical's idea of keeping one's nose to the grindstone!
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 07:15 PM (mADJX) --- Following in the footsteps of Karl Marx! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:17 PM (ZOv7s) 81
and that was only because my dad and grandfather took me to a Phillies game at Connie Mack stadium.
Posted by: Cosda at March 28, 2025 07:14 PM (SvFV4) And that's how you age yourself... Posted by: jsg at March 28, 2025 07:18 PM (UJ+K5) 82
But sincere congratulations to Familia Mayhem on the new addition.
Posted by: Love them and take care of them at March 28, 2025 07:18 PM (mYVyx) 83
Tim Walz: "We got ourselves into this mess because we did NOT embrace immigrants, wokeness, and DEI"
--- I know it's hard to be believe, but Democrats just don't double-down enough! And when they get blowback from their doubling-down--somehow it's a failure if they don't double-down again. Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2) 84
Nacho was a vanity candidate
Too bad he never got to go to a bonfire. Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:19 PM (keLsF) 85
grand kids are awesome, one of 'ems 16 and dang near scratch at golf and his little sister is right behind him and she plays the piano too
Posted by: DanMan at March 28, 2025 07:15 PM (8uzBS) Hey! Later this summer, Geezer Golf has a bring your grandkid day. Can I rent one of your grandkids? Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:19 PM (W/lyH) 86
Walz is a retard. Yet he holds office.
Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at March 28, 2025 07:19 PM (mYVyx) 87
I saw some guy with a cyber truck today in the parking lot. I walked up to him to ask a few questions because electric cars aren’t my thing and I was genuinely interested. The guy looked like he thought I was going to kick his ass. It didn’t help that I started the sentence with, “can I ask you a question…? Nice he knew I was on the level he’s like, “I got a little nervous with everything going on I didn’t know what was going to happen”. I felt terrible. Nobody should live in fear like that. We had a few good laughs by the one we were done. Those things are pretty cool. $80k plus cool.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 07:19 PM (QqxBV) 88
All righty then!!!
Come to my town you dipshits! I don't have a tesla, but I'll put a big sign on my truck. Right under the gun rack. See you Saturday!!! Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 07:14 PM (W/lyH) --- As I've said before, we need to be a little patient. We've all come to expect instant results, but in reality, events take time to unfold. As the mounting wave of arrests and the reality of prosecution sets in, the enthusiasm for this particular form of resistance will wane. To this point, it has been a cost-free activity because Biden had their back. That is no longer the case. The other thing is that there can be civil cases brought against these vandals, and that is a lot harder for biased law enforcement to derail because it's a clear-cut case of property damage. I expect April to be a month of tearful "I didn't know this would happen" videos. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:20 PM (ZOv7s) 89
Following in the footsteps of Karl Marx!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:17 PM (ZOv7s) _______________ He only lost two children to cold and starvation while he wrote his ridiculous crap instead of working. And no, mooching off of commie simps does not qualify as working. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo) 90
"The baby is a fine healthy 9 lbs. 5 ounces. 22 inches tall bundle of adorable!" Posted by: Madame Mayhem
That is linebacker material .... congrats. Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2025 07:21 PM (Cus5s) 91
. Those things are pretty cool. $80k plus cool.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 07:19 PM (QqxBV) Where do people get the fucking money for these things? Even when I made good money I didn't have that kind of money for a vehicle. Posted by: How do they afford it? at March 28, 2025 07:22 PM (mYVyx) 92
Walz is a retard.
Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at March 28, 2025 07:19 PM (mYVyx) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:22 PM (YqDXo) 93
28 Well I'm living here in Allentown
And there not a single Klansman around, My supervisor says I'm doing no work, talking too loud, being a jerk, So a need a to be a victim fast, because I'm lazy and I'm not gonna last, I need a noose to be on my desk, I know the press will handle the rest. Cause I'm living here in Allentown. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd LoL!! Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2025 07:22 PM (ErLti) 94
I believe Some of those federal charges carry sentences up to 20 years. That’s a long time to dodge bubba in the shower because you were pissed at Elon.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 07:22 PM (QqxBV) 95
Troublemakers
@troublemakers.bsky.social Oh, definitely! So few electeds are stepping up in this moment—those who are should definitely get sung to. Don't make me do it alone, people. Or with @alecconnon.bsky.social. @repjasmine.bsky.social deserves better than that! #TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com ·1h Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett: "On March 29 it's my birthday...On March 29 I want you to raise your voices all over the world and I want you to be heard!" Video: https://bit.ly/4lfGm0X 0:00/2:12 OK #teslatakedown, let's all sing @jasmineforus.bsky.social happy birthday from protests around the world and post videos to make her birthday amazing 🥳 March 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 07:22 PM (9aVck) 96
He only lost two children to cold and starvation while he wrote his ridiculous crap instead of working. And no, mooching off of commie simps does not qualify as working.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo) --- Better than to grow up exploited by the system all their lives. Daddy had to work at improving their future...if they were going to have one...which they didn't. Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:23 PM (krQz2) 97
He only lost two children to cold and starvation while he wrote his ridiculous crap instead of working.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo) Eggs and Omelets, my man. Posted by: jsg at March 28, 2025 07:23 PM (UJ+K5) 98
Yeah I don't like that formulation at all especially considering what rotten shits some parents are to their kids. Maybe the grown children are the ones who deserve to get revenge.
Posted by: Grandma isn't necessarily a good person at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (mYVyx) --- I used to tease my kids about that, and of course now we're raising the grandkids ourselves while their mom gets her head back together. I'm now firmly in the "they are pure joy" camp. They wear us out, but they are so wonderful. You really do appreciate them so much more, and the memories they bring back. The holidays were getting kind of dull, but now the Easter countdown is on! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:23 PM (ZOv7s) 99
76 I didn't know that was a real photo which was then "ghiblified" or whatever. I'm behind on my internet trends (which I'm proud of).
Posted by: ace at March 28, 2025 07:16 PM (KRtlO) The cartoon actually makes her look cute. Posted by: moki at March 28, 2025 07:23 PM (wLjpr) 100
British policewoman demonstrates perfect Retreat Maneuver against aggressive male suspect.
--------- I think the 'Shoot 'em in the dick' approach would be more effective. Oh, wait...no firearms for the Bobbies... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (XeU6L) 101
The wind has already destroyed the lttle greenhouse I put up yesterday. Nothing broken so far, so I can put it back together. Not designed for 26mph winds.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (cvWHI) 102
Where do people get the fucking money for these things? Even when I made good money I didn't have that kind of money for a vehicle.
Posted by: How do they afford it? at March 28, 2025 07:22 PM (mYVyx) _______________ Easy. They go into debt, and/or have 15 year purchase agreement. Don't assume that they can necessarily afford the damned things. In 2008 we passed a nearby house that had been foreclosed on. It had four ATVs and several chic cars and a boat in the driveway. I told my boys (who were little at the time), "See? Those people have lots of stuff we don't have. Including a foreclosure notice." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (YqDXo) 103
The ubsurdity continues. I have resorted to asking people on the street , in the post office and the grocery store if they know the political affiliation of the guys running for Mayor.
No one knows. Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (keLsF) 104
Walz is a retard.
Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at March 28, 2025 07:19 PM (mYVyx) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:22 PM (YqDXo) --- There are attributes that might be a detriment, if your audience wasn't rank and file Democrat voters and media-influenced LIVs. Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:25 PM (krQz2) 105
He only lost two children to cold and starvation while he wrote his ridiculous crap instead of working. And no, mooching off of commie simps does not qualify as working.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo) Saved Medicaid a few bucks so there's that. Posted by: Kolorado at March 28, 2025 07:25 PM (mYVyx) 106
The cartoon actually makes her look cute.
Posted by: moki at March 28, 2025 07:23 PM (wLjpr) --- I hate this particular animation because it has no detail. Everyone looks generic. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:26 PM (ZOv7s) 107
Nothing let criminals run the streets by running away
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 07:26 PM (fwDg9) 108
The ubsurdity continues. I have resorted to asking people on the street , in the post office and the grocery store if they know the political affiliation of the guys running for Mayor.
No one knows. Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (keLsF) --- Local politicians aren't really "supposed" to have a party. It was part of the Tammany Hall reforms. Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:26 PM (krQz2) 109
I think Governor Abbot should embrace the 'hot wheels' moniker, like us horde members embracing the deplorable label from Shrillary. Actually I'm surprised an opponent would use that as the slang for him being in a wheel chair, to me it sounds cool.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2025 07:26 PM (CKOCg) 110
In 2008 we passed a nearby house that had been foreclosed on. It had four ATVs and several chic cars and a boat in the driveway. I told my boys (who were little at the time), "See? Those people have lots of stuff we don't have. Including a foreclosure notice."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (YqDXo) ----- Toys are great if you can afford them. I'd rather sleep knowing that I'm not in soul-crushing debt. Posted by: ScaryMary at March 28, 2025 07:27 PM (wX56x) 111
We're all waiting to find out how this is all our fault. You know, the very fact that this woman felt she had to fake a hate crime proves how serious hate crimes are, Bigots. She just wanted to "start a conversation." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2025 07:27 PM (63Dwl) 112
The guy I spoke to was leasing for around three years. But it was still a hefty payment with a decent amount down. Debt is the way people do this crap.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 07:27 PM (QqxBV) 113
Chaos as bicyclists attack driver in front of Miami [female] Police officer
NBC 6 South Florida youtube.com/watch?v=6woGftLbSZQ Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 07:28 PM (9aVck) 114
The wind has already destroyed the lttle greenhouse I put up yesterday.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (cvWHI) --- Did you release any gasses?! Those things are going to kill the planet. Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:28 PM (krQz2) 115
>>I didn't know that was a real photo which was then "ghiblified" or whatever. I'm behind on my internet trends (which I'm proud of).
Now you're all caught up. https://tinyurl.com/ycxtebvk Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2025 07:29 PM (LkLld) 116
I think Governor Abbot should embrace the 'hot wheels' moniker, like us horde members embracing the deplorable label from Shrillary. Put flame decals on the chair. Maybe a Rat Fink poster. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2025 07:29 PM (63Dwl) 117
This post is skibidi, Ace! Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 07:29 PM (TFfz2) 118
Hey, did you see that guy get transported out of that Colorado meeting?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2025 07:30 PM (63Dwl) 119
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This post is skibidi, Ace! Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 07:29 PM (TFfz2) Ohio rizz, fam. Deadass. Posted by: Frfr at March 28, 2025 07:30 PM (mYVyx) 120
Speaking of immigration, I asked a friend who teaches in a large, midwestern, inner-city high school if she knew of any students who had been deported. She thought maybe she knew of one and they were not deported but left because they felt they might be deported if Trump won. At least, she doesn't see this student anymore, so she is assuming the family went back to Guatemala.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 28, 2025 07:12 PM (Sf2cq) A pastor candidate for our church preached about a parent teacher conference he had w/ an illegal mom who ranted at him for 10 minutes about how angry she was her partner (not the father of the kid) had been deported, and his response was "Do you feel better?" Between that and his first call for prayer being for the Ukraine, and his blue haired daughter (?) glaring at the congregants, it's a no vote from me. Posted by: moki at March 28, 2025 07:30 PM (wLjpr) 121
@100 What you said bugs me because the old idea in Britain was that only the public could be armed, and would aid the police if necessary.
Posted by: Allen at March 28, 2025 07:31 PM (RhY13) 122
What you said bugs me because the old idea in Britain was that only the public could be armed, and would aid the police if necessary.
Posted by: Allen at March 28, 2025 07:31 PM (RhY13) --- A century ago, gun laws in the UK and the US were virtually the same. The slippery slope was gentle at first, and then it really picked up speed. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:33 PM (ZOv7s) 123
In Colorado, all pregnant "people" have presumptive eligibility for Medicaid unless their income is 300% of the federal poverty level. Presumably, Julie thinks all babies should be aborted.
Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2025 07:34 PM (n2swS) 124
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I hate this particular animation because it has no detail. Everyone looks generic. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:26 PM (ZOv7s) It's the Cal-Art style that was big for a while, kinda blobby. But it's still more refined and graceful than the woman in real life. Posted by: moki at March 28, 2025 07:34 PM (wLjpr) 125
A pastor candidate for our church preached about a parent teacher conference he had w/ an illegal mom who ranted at him for 10 minutes about how angry she was her partner (not the father of the kid) had been deported
_______________ Deport her ass, too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:35 PM (YqDXo) 126
Good evening good citizens. You other guys - you deserve the fuckery that comes your way.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2025 07:35 PM (cYBz/) 127
I used to be "with it" until they changed what "it" was, so what I was "with" was no longer "it" and what "it" had become was suddenly scary to me!
AND IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!! Posted by: Abraham J. Simpson at March 28, 2025 07:36 PM (PiwSw) 128
moki, what a tough spot for you to be in. Is there a consensus in your church on him yet?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:37 PM (keLsF) 129
What am I supposed to be upset with about that tweet? Is it that the color is washed out?
Wait, it's that the fat hispanic abuela is almost the same height as the white guy. I bet that's it. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:37 PM (htckI) 130
Is there any truth to the rumor that District Court judges are ordering people to go see the new Snow White movie?
I heard it's part of the "checks and balances" on Trump. Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2025 07:37 PM (krQz2) 131
Hey, did you see that guy get transported out of that Colorado meeting?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot ---- Is a vid? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2025 07:38 PM (XeU6L) 132
A pastor candidate for our church preached about a parent teacher conference he had w/ an illegal mom who ranted at him for 10 minutes about how angry she was her partner (not the father of the kid) had been deported
- Dang. There's three, maybe four multi-part sermons in that single paragraph. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:39 PM (htckI) 133
Stolen truck pursuit ends with violent, multi-vehicle pileup in Long Beach
PupScanLA @PupscanLA·44m Replay Of The Crash Pursuit From Newschopper 4 @elianamoreno x.com/PupscanLA/status/1905753362102161474 Replay Of The Takedown From SkyCal @RoadSageLA x.com/PupscanLA/status/1905753649546227867 Replay Of All The Crazy crashes x.com/PupscanLA/status/1905762320263065784 Full chase: x.com/smokenscanent/status/1905745136770072634 youtube.com/watch?v=x8olDaxhA3k Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 07:40 PM (9aVck) 134
I didn't know that the comically unattractive Zegler chick had said something like "May no Trump voter ever know peace"
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:41 PM (htckI) 135
If Idiocracy got a 'Ghostbusters 2016' style reboot, Jasmine Crockett would play the president.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2025 07:42 PM (x1ua0) 136
So... as the fake Hoax "signalgate" is quickly fading into the ether, how many Stupid Republicans will go on the Sunday Fake News tv shows and allow the hoax to be revived for another couple of days? Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 07:43 PM (TFfz2) 137
Crockett isn't ghetto trash - she's gated community trash.
Posted by: Fritzy at March 28, 2025 07:44 PM (LM1wn) 138
Happy news.
>>@DNIGabbard · >>44m Per @POTUS directive, I have revoked former President Joe Biden’s security clearance, and revoked clearances and access to classified information for Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, Fiona Hill, and Alexander Vindman. Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2025 07:45 PM (LkLld) 139
123. Huh, I did not know that huerfano. But I think the unspoken understanding with AFWLs like the gal speaking for that awful CO bill is that abortion needs to be legal and free so that 'undesirables' will not have kids. The Sanger school of thought.
If the bill passes maybe that will be the kick to get me to move out of this god forsaking state. I hate that my state taxes are advancing evil in various forms, but moving is hard. Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2025 07:45 PM (CKOCg) 140
A pastor candidate for our church preached about a parent teacher conference he had w/ an illegal mom who ranted at him for 10 minutes about how angry she was her partner (not the father of the kid) had been deported
Which Biblical passage did he have as the basis for the sermon and why did he choose it? In churches which don't use the three year cycle of Biblical texts for sermons I'm always interested in why people choose what they do. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 07:45 PM (Ww1w3) 141
>>Chaos as bicyclists attack driver in front of Miami [female] Police officer
NBC 6 South Florida youtube.com/watch?v=6woGftLbSZQ Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 28, 2025 07:28 PM She was coordinating the response. I foresee a future as Broward County sheriff. Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2025 07:46 PM (n2swS) Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 07:48 PM (TFfz2) 143
The 4th Circuit hilariously points out that the district court started by finding that DOGE didn't have the Constitutional authority to fire anyone or make cuts.
But then it turned around and ordered DOGE to rehire and disburse the funds. Huh? So, if you're wondering, why does Trump keep winning on appeal? Because the reasoning of all the district courts is all Red Queen double-speek retardedbess. They are all literally making up law to rule against Trump. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2025 07:48 PM (NwfFc) Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 07:49 PM (TFfz2) 145
that meme is based on a real picture of a real illegal alien fentanyl dealer who was arrested and is being deported. ============= This week, I've read stories about people being deported "for no reason" after living in the US for decades, families broken. Then you scroll down... - She was laundering money for marijuana traffickers. - They had exhausted all their appeals and were told to leave the country in 2021, but didn't. - His visa expired in 2013, but he stayed anyway. In NONE of their countries of origin could you call this merciless or mean without being laughed out of the court and onto your friendly deportation flight. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 07:49 PM (LV4Hs) 146
A pastor candidate for our church preached about a parent teacher conference he had w/ an illegal mom who ranted at him for 10 minutes about how angry she was her partner (not the father of the kid) had been deported, and his response was "Do you feel better?" Between that and his first call for prayer being for the Ukraine, and his blue haired daughter (?) glaring at the congregants, it's a no vote from me.
Posted by: moki at March 28, 2025 07:30 PM (wLjpr) --- I'm trying to think how this has anything with calling people to Christ. Sounds more like therapy and a political rally. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 28, 2025 07:49 PM (ZOv7s) 147
I'm just glad the already fatherless dad of that illegal woman shacking up with criminals will almost certainly grow up to be an upstanding contributor to society.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:50 PM (htckI) 148
Wow Ace, what a week in woke! Thanks for the girthy post, and enjoy the weekend!
That squatfluencer that got deported sure didn't spend his wads of cash on a haircut. I had forgotten about him, but someone in the new admin sure didn't LOL! Posted by: haffhowershower at March 28, 2025 07:50 PM (NMT5x) 149
NEW: Allentown, Pennsylvania employee LaTarsha Brown charged after placing a noose at her own desk to stage a hate crime.
I guess this hosebeast thinks f*cking over the taxpayer by not doing a damn thing all day wasn't paying enough. Those eyelash and 5 inch long nail jobs ain't paying for themselves. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 07:51 PM (/U5Yz) 150
That's tragic. Where will other illegals get their fentanyl from now?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:53 PM (htckI) 151
Police requested DNA samples of people who were working in the office at the time of the incident.
According to Capt. Steve Milkovits, every employee at the office agreed except for Brown. I would deny volunteering a DNA sample on the principle that: 1) I shouldn't have to prove my innocence and 2) its none of the government's business to have my DNA. 3) I don't need to see why I need to jump through invasive hoops because some asshole decided to make trouble. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 28, 2025 07:54 PM (a4flb) 152
NEW: Allentown, Pennsylvania employee LaTarsha Brown charged after placing a noose at her own desk to stage a hate crime.
- There hasn't been a real white-on-black hate crime in 40+ years. There hasn't been a black on white hate crime in ... (looks at what time it is today) Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:55 PM (htckI) 153
Things that make me ponder? If Abraham had never copulated with Hagar.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:55 PM (keLsF) 154
That's tragic. Where will other illegals get their fentanyl from now?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:53 PM (htckI) __________________ Business opportunity for Hunter Biden. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 07:59 PM (YqDXo) 155
WH tweet. My response, cry more you obese freeloading POS...BYE
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 28, 2025 08:00 PM (2NXcZ) 156
Police requested DNA samples of people who were working in the office at the time of the incident.
According to Capt. Steve Milkovits, every employee at the office agreed except for Brown. I would deny volunteering a DNA sample on the principle that: 1) I shouldn't have to prove my innocence and 2) its none of the government's business to have my DNA. 3) I don't need to see why I need to jump through invasive hoops because some asshole decided to make trouble. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 28, 2025 07:54 PM (a4flb) _____________ Insist on "LaTarsha" (?) being tested first, thereby almost certainly obviating the need to test anyone else. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 08:01 PM (YqDXo) 157
The waitress going off on the MAGA folks said she didn't even serve them.
She also said they left her a two dollar tip. Posted by: Fritzy at March 28, 2025 08:01 PM (LM1wn) 158
A pastor candidate for our church...
From the rest of the post, it appears that the pastor search committee is made up of pagans and socialists. First Church of Ichabod? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 28, 2025 08:01 PM (a4flb) 159
129 What am I supposed to be upset with about that tweet? Is it that the color is washed out?
Wait, it's that the fat hispanic abuela is almost the same height as the white guy. I bet that's it. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Don't get angry with the only men that are trying to help women at March 28, 2025 07:37 PM (htckI) I LOVE the tweet. I don't care how unhappy that starving hippo is. Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 28, 2025 08:03 PM (2NXcZ) 160
The ubsurdity continues. I have resorted to asking people on the street , in the post office and the grocery store if they know the political affiliation of the guys running for Mayor.
No one knows. Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2025 07:24 PM (keLsF) Try going to https://www.opensecrets.org and doing a look up. If you can't find it on the affiliation, look under who he has donated to. Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2025 08:04 PM (D7oie) 161
Try going to https://www.opensecrets.org and doing a look up. If you can't find it on the affiliation, look under who he has donated to.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2025 08:04 PM (D7oie) ______________ And who endorsed him. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 08:09 PM (YqDXo) 162
The demand for hate crimes far exceeds the supply.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2025 08:14 PM (jc0TO) 163
My teenage daughter keeps using the word “ratchet” and I never knew what it meant until now. Thanks, Ace, for clarifying a little more of indecipherable gen z slang. They really talk stupid
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 28, 2025 08:29 PM (yvIuj) 164
Ain't DNA grand?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 28, 2025 09:23 PM (8HdxF) 165
Please sir, I want some more!
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