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AOC Tops CNN Poll As Best Representing "Core Democrat Principles"

Outstanding.

I'm glad to have that confirmed.


A new poll suggests Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) best reflects the Democratic Party's principles.

The CNN survey conducted earlier this month handed Ocasio-Cortez the highest ratings when voters were asked which Democratic leader "best reflects the core values of the Democratic Party."

Ten percent of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents polled picked the New York lawmaker, the most of any candidate, with former Vice President Kamala Harris placing second at 9%, followed by Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) at 8%, and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) at 6%.

The survey painted a pessimistic picture for the Democratic Party as its members continue to debate about how to recoup from devastating losses during the 2024 elections.

The Democratic Party's favorability rating hit a historic low with the public, 29%, marking a decline of 20 percentage points since January 2021 and coming 7 points short of the Republican Party's 36% approval rating.

A majority of Democrats surveyed said their leaders are taking the party in the wrong direction, as the share of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents with a favorable view of the party is down by 18 points since 2021 -- to 63% from 81%.


Matt Taibbi discusses the very real chance that this psychopathic nitwit could be the Democrat Party's nominee in 2028.


The AOC Train Wreck is Coming, and it's Going to Be Spectacular

Nationwide rallies are spurring "Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez 2028" whispers, and it's already clear: the CIA couldn't do a better job of discrediting the American left

From the New York Times Sunday article, "As the Left Looks to 2028, It Waits on Ocasio-Cortez's Big Decision."


As Democrats find... their party's popularity at a generational low, progressives are also staring down the prospect of a post-Bernie future... The 83-year-old Mr. Sanders has signaled that he does not intend to run for president again. The question now is who will lead the network he built from scratch into the next presidential election...

Virtually everyone interviewed said there was one clear leader for the job: Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York.

Hoo, boy. Making Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (a.k.a. Vogue's "Consummate Power Dresser") the face of a left populist movement is the latest episode of the longest-running television show in history, How Will the American Left Screw Up This Time?

...

Legacy outlets are already boosting the notion of AOC as a 2028 contender, which itself should scare Sanders, but somehow doesn't. Why would the same press goons who smeared him for years suddenly embrace his successor?

Taibbi talks about what brought the Democrats to their lowest point in 100 years.

His answer? Hillary Clinton.

The "aristocratic niche politics" that are the Democrats' whole agenda arose from Hillary Clinton's thirst for power in 2015-2016.


The Democrats' move toward what we now think of as social justice politics started in the early nineties, when Bill Clinton and his Democratic Leadership Council began running on social issues like abortion and gay rights after opening their doors to Wall Street money, forcing a move away from hardcore labor and economic issues. The original Clintonian idea was a move to the middle (and specifically toward a "forgotten middle class" of white swing voters), but Hillary Clinton was forced to rebrand during the 2016 primary. The upstart Sanders was drawing blood via complaints about Hillary's obscene fees for bank speeches; she fought back by picking at his lack of fluency with justice lingo, attacking "Bernie Bros" as angry white men, and asking "if I broke up the banks tomorrow... would that end racism?"

Clinton followed up by tweeting a chart showing that "We face complex, intersectional challenges" that put "investments in communities of color" at the center, along with goals like "investments in underserved communities." In a flash Hillary's banking-relationships problem became Bernie's race problem, with interviewers spending much of the rest of the campaign pushing Sanders to recite required liturgical terms like "black lives matter."

The Clintons' avaricious embrace of corporate donations and Wall Street money required them to embrace radical social policies. This became the agenda of the Democrat Party: Greedy, shameless corporate cash-grabs plus rancid identity politics pandering.


Thus the "aristocratic niche politics" that are driving them into the grave.

They stopped being the party of "the workin' man" and became exclusively the party of neurotic, bored, listless Affluent White Female Liberals looking for some great cause to bring passion and purpose to their lives.

Eat. Pray. Vote Democrat.


As Ryan Grim later wrote in his excellent book The Squad, the jargon-bombs might have been effective at knocking Sanders out in the primary, but hurt Hillary overall:


To the extent that the campaign tactic moved the needle at all, it likely pushed moderate voters paying only marginal attention to the campaign toward Sanders, who spoke like a normal person, while Clinton began ascending into what her ally James Carville would later call "faculty lounge speak..." Former president Bill Clinton, surveying the landscape and the ham-handed efforts at identity politics, was bereft, lamenting to a longtime friend in the fall of 2016 that Hillary's campaign "could not sell pussy on a troop train."


Modern Democrats didn't agree with once-sainted Carville and Bill, though, and spent eight years betting heavily on "faculty lounge speak." No one exemplified the trend more than Ocasio-Cortez, who was elected in 2018 and along with three fellow congresswomen (Ayanna Pressley, Rashida Tliab, and Ilhan Omar) soon made up a famed progressive quartet called "The Squad." AOC's rapid identification with social-justice gobbledygook was a bit of a stunner, because as Grim's book explains, the Bernie-backed group Brand New Congress supported the first run of the former waitress precisely because she seemed like a "normal person" who "didn't have the vibe of an activist who would turn off voters."

AOC's tweaking of the Hillary and Bill Clinton Corporatism + Social Marxism fusion involves doubling down even harder on noxious identity politics, while also promising to ravage the economy through Marxist revolution.


Before long AOC mostly became famous for her "tweetstorms," which sometimes at night, thumb-typing seemingly randomized piles of jargon, at the end of which she'd usually endorse whatever the maximalist version of the SJW position on any issue was. She planted flags in Abolish ICE, Defund the Police, Trans Girls Are Girls, Indigenous Peoples' Day, Censorship ("We're going to have to figure out how we rein in our media environment"), and a long list of other once-fashionable positions. She even reamed fellow Democrats on Instagram for not using "Latinx"...

For all this, AOC's goofy takes need not be fatal to an economic populist enterprise. What is fatal is economic populism that doesn't know anything about economics. Unlike European counterparts, the American left doesn't want to go full Lenin and call for seizing of the means of production. That's a good thing, but it also means a person inheriting a Sanders-type movement needs to have some kind of plan for coexisting with the market. That's tough to do when you don't have a clue about it.

...

AOC has shown time and again she resents having to make the numbers work at all. Her stump address on this tour is full of lines like, "We deserve better than this," and "You deserve better now" and "We just deserve so much better" and "Our lives deserve dignity" and "Our work deserves dignity" and "We have to commit to building the country we all deserve" and on and on.

...

I'm no socialist, but I think working-class people need serious political representation and governments tend to run better when there's at least one legitimate labor party with influence. But instead of putting forward someone who can express the common-sense frustrations [Bill] Maher references, what remains of the left is putting its hopes in a politician whose three areas of expertise are intersectional bosh, regulations, and taxes, a chemical combination known as Voter Repellent. An AOC presidential run would obliterate progressive politics for a generation, making George McGovern seem like Kennedy. Every dipshit legacy pundit in the country is cheering the AOC rallies as the beginning of something special, which is how you know it will end in tears; when The New Yorker says the rallies are proof "the left still has a pulse," you know it's really on its deathbed. I guess it deserves to be, but man, how do they not see it?

Also clearly running for president: Tampon Timmy Walz.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 RUN AOC RUN!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2025 02:30 PM (Vqx30)

2 FIRST

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

3 I remember how the Democrat establishment essentially burned their party to the ground...twice, to prevent Bernie Sanders from getting the nomination.

The establishment is not going to just accept this.

It'll be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

4 Probably why they've brought our Crockett.. Make AOC not look as dumb

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:31 PM (VE6XX)

5 AOC ... because Harris was Too Sane.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2025 02:31 PM (Cus5s)

6 I'm certainly enjoying the AOC/ Bernie show

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:34 PM (VE6XX)

7 The only thing more shocking about AOC's lack of intelligence is the sheer determination it takes to carry it around like it's an accessory she's proud of.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 28, 2025 02:34 PM (PzXaK)

8 CNN?
Poll?

LOL.

Posted by: Most people at March 28, 2025 02:34 PM (2l9Gd)

9 Calling it now: AOC will be our next President.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 28, 2025 02:35 PM (EVOJ9)

10 I look forward to her 2028 presidential campaign.

It will make the 1984 Mondale campaign look like Genghis Khan's conquest of Asia by comparison.

Posted by: zombie at March 28, 2025 02:35 PM (pMi6S)

11 I didn't realize profound stupidity was a priciple.

Posted by: tintex at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (8WosO)

12 Also clearly running for president: Tampon Timmy Walz.

Well, men need someone representing them, too, although many seem afraid of masculine masculinity.

Posted by: Tim Walz, helping to redefine Thoroughly Modern Masculinity at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)

13 The Dems dragged Biden onto the 2020 race out of terror from the prospect of getting g Sanders as the nominee. Who will the Establishment get to derail Sandy Cortez?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (ojVIQ)

14 She's losing her looks...fast.

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (KQk9m)

15 That Cortez chick is turning into a mustachio’d abuela right before our eyes.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (7H2Ib)

16 Vance is answering questions in Greenland now. I'd love to see AOC or any Dem pol taking and answrr questions so clearly and intelligently. It's almost like he knows what he is doing.

Posted by: Cosda at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (SvFV4)

17 The Democrats' move toward what we now think of as social justice politics started in the early nineties, when Bill Clinton and his Democratic Leadership Council began running on social issues like abortion and gay rights after opening their doors to Wall Street money, forcing a move away from hardcore labor and economic issues.

This led to the Obama Era "emerging Democratic majority" where college educated women, identity groups, and a very large contingent of immigrants would nationalize the formula that flipped California from a red state into a one party Democrat autocracy. They even wrote a book about it - before they decided that replacing their working class voting base with migrants was a "right-wing conspiracy theory."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (DIweC)

18 Never doubt the GOPs ability to even screw up running against AOC.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (y9ksN)

19 We are only one hot mic pussy comment away from Presicunt AOC.

Posted by: A liberals hot take Freudian slip at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (xF2CU)

20 2 Also clearly running for president: Tampon Timmy Walz.

Well, men need someone representing them, too, although many seem afraid of masculine masculinity.
Posted by: Tim Walz, helping to redefine Thoroughly Modern Masculinity at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)

Who doesn't love Jazz hands ...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (VE6XX)

21 Ten percent of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents polled picked the New York lawmaker, the most of any candidate, with former Vice President Kamala Harris placing second at 9%, followed by Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) at 8%, and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) at 6%.

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I don't this as AOC leading the party. She got 10%.

I see this as the party has no leader...at all.

Their "popular" former POTUS isn't even listed.

This is a party that is simply awash in failure right now with a lot of people in it looking for someone to save them.

Could AOC galvanize the majority? I seriously, seriously doubt it. Her social media game may be better than anyone in Congress, but that's going to have limited appeal.

The ground is set for an outsider to come in and completely shake things up. That's what I see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

22 Calling it now: AOC will be our next President.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Running against Vance? No way.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 02:37 PM (77rzZ)

23 Their "Core Democratic Principles" = Boob's

Their men want them
Their women want them
Their other men want to have them

Posted by: 29Victor at March 28, 2025 02:37 PM (TL7UX)

24 Do it. DO IT! Oh pleeeze do it!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2025 02:37 PM (RIvkX)

25 9 Calling it now: AOC will be our next President.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 28, 2025 02:35 PM (EVOJ9)

No. Vance will be running in 2028.

As the incumbent.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 28, 2025 02:37 PM (ojVIQ)

26 Strong work this week, Ace

Why don't you finish out the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off?

Posted by: muldoon at March 28, 2025 02:37 PM (/iMjX)

27 Another factoid:

College educated white women made up 20% of the electorate in 2020.

They made up 17% of the electorate in 2024.

There's a solid chance it could be down to 15% in 2028.

AOC's constituency is essentially that diminishing group.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

28 The full-court media press on a dipshit bimbette lesbian bucktooth bartender masquerading as a Congresswoman is raising me eyebrows. I continue to believe this is all paid-for PR and propaganda by AOC's team.

If AOC's brand of leftwing commie insanity was popular even in the Democrap party, then her fellow traveler (and whore) Kamala wouldn't have been so viciously pummeled in November. A lot of Democraps either stayed home, or crossed over and voted for Trump.

It's almost self-evident that AOC's form of extreme leftism is putrefying before our eyes. Yet, like clockwork, suddenly we're accosted by polling that assures us that, no, our eyes are deceiving us, AOC is really really popular, y'all!

Complete paid-for influencer bullshit. LOLGF.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

29 AOC train hasn't even left the station and the rail line is packed with spectators, Bridges and road crossings being the hardest seats to get.

Posted by: Gary R at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (AN+ve)

30 You can't read something like this and not come to the obvious conclusion that humanity is getting dumber.

We just had two Democrat candidates (Biden and Harris) who are less qualified than a majority of people posting comments on this website. That's not an embellishment. An entire political party has tailored the surroundings to disallow honest, fair debate because they can't effectively participate. Their very fundamental stances are based on dishonesty or obfuscation and ad hominin insult.

Posted by: Orson at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (dIske)

31
Jazzy Jasmine is going to be giving AOC a run for her Democrat leader money.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (w6EFb)

32 AOC Tops CNN Poll As Best Representing "Core Democrat Principles"
_______________

Hank Johnson and Maizie Hirohito demand a recount.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

33 They're not going to try a woman again. They are dumb but they're not sub moronic retarded faggot dumb.

Ok they are but let me roll.

It's going to be Pete Booty. Watch.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (ZmJyQ)

34 She has nice tits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (Hpgos)

35 28 The full-court media press on a dipshit bimbette lesbian bucktooth bartender masquerading as a Congresswoman is raising me eyebrows. I continue to believe this is all paid-for PR and propaganda by AOC's team.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

========

It reminds me of one thing:

The New York Times heralding Kamala as the future of the party in January of 2019.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

36 Jazzy Jasmine is going to be giving AOC a run for her Democrat leader money.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (w6EFb)
________________

They'll have an octagon Stupid Off to determine the winner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

37 The establishment is not going to just accept this.
===
Schumer, Pelosi the Clinton's they are all old as he'll. Tide is turning.

Posted by: Maybe I'm wrong at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM (xF2CU)

38
We need common-sense AWFL control.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM (w6EFb)

39 BTW, it turns out that Judge Boasberg's daughter works for a NGO that defends illegal immigrants, including Tren de Aragua members.

This wasn't enough to get Judge Boasberg to recuse himself when he was ordering Trump to turn around the TdA deportation flights, of course.

I'm sure that it will come out that the daughter's NGO was getting indirect funding from USAID.

This is the secret to Official Washington - they're all dirty. Every person who is even slightly prominent in Washington has family members who are receiving Federal dollars, one way or another.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM (xTIDn)

40 Crockett is currently taking up all of the oxygen but I'm waiting for the cat fight between the two as I don't see them sharing the stage like the squad did. Sanders is an old white commie and Crockett 'aint down with that. Maybe Crockett and Jeffries will team up on Grift/Grifter ticket.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM (oiNtH)

41 The New York Times heralding Kamala as the future of the party in January of 2019.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
____________

God how I hope they're right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

42 At least Kamala has an inkling she wasn’t too bright. This chick thinks she’s smart. Lol

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:40 PM (7H2Ib)

43 we have broke the drought down here on the bend! water e'erwhere

Posted by: DanMan at March 28, 2025 02:40 PM (8uzBS)

44
Probably why they've brought our Crockett.. Make AOC not look as dumb
Posted by: It's me donna


They didn't choose Jasmine because RACISM!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2025 02:40 PM (63Dwl)

45 33 They're not going to try a woman again. They are dumb but they're not sub moronic retarded faggot dumb.

Ok they are but let me roll.

It's going to be Pete Booty. Watch.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (ZmJyQ)

======

Kamala has the best chance of anyone to getting the nomination.

Especially since majority black SC is the first primary state.

The majority of SC Democrat primary voters that are black are not going to vote for a white, gay guy from the midwest. They're going to go race-loyal. They always have. Biden was Obama's VP. They're the ones who gave Obama's primary real life in 2008.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

46 I assume Alex Stein will be tapped to be her Press Secretary.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 28, 2025 02:40 PM (Vyll1)

47 The 83-year-old Mr. Sanders has signaled that he does not intend to run for president again.
_________________

"I have enough houses."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

48 That ditz's head will actually explode on camera if and when she has to deal w peak-Trump. No way those half-assed neurons can handle those processes.

Posted by: Gary R at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (AN+ve)

49 Twinkle Toes weighs in.

Tim Walz thinks Democrats are losing because they didn't focus ENOUGH on wokeness (no one stop him)

https://shorturl.at/SA8Q3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (L/fGl)

50 The headlines are deceptive.

In reality, NO ONE is popular among the Dmeocratic party at large. AOC i getting 10% of Democrats? That pathetic. She's splitting the proference-vote with Bernie Sanders and Hakeem Jeffries? Even more pititufl. None f the people will get a SINGLE Republican vote or independent vote in a general election. Since Democrats are now, like, 27% f the popuation, and leftist Democrats are about half the parry, she'll get super-enthusiastic votes from 14% of the overall US voter base, while 86% will vote for Random Republican Candidate.

Good plan.

Posted by: zombie at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (pMi6S)

51 Who ever they run will start at 40% of the votes ... minimum.

#cleanupthevoterrolls

Posted by: browndog ears perked up at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (TTAGa)

52 We won't take any Democrat female seriously unless she's wearing an enormous foam rubber cowboy hat.

Posted by: Casual observers at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (2l9Gd)

53 AOC's political career is an absurdity; however, this does not mean that it may not continue to blossom into new and gaudier achievements of preposterous success. I laugh at the possibility of her being a presidential candidate, too - but somewhat nervously in view of the fickleness of the electorate.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (mADJX)

54 This is the secret to Official Washington - they're all dirty. Every person who is even slightly prominent in Washington has family members who are receiving Federal dollars, one way or another.

truth

Posted by: DanMan at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (8uzBS)

55 AOC is dangerous. She and her writers make abject commie leftardism sound like common sense patriotism. Read one of her speeches.

Not to be completely fobbed off, but they won't nominate a woman in 2028.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (ZmJyQ)

56 Jazzy Jasmine is going to be giving AOC a run for her Democrat leader money.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (w6EFb)
________________

They'll have an octagon Stupid Off to determine the winner.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

Two people fighting for third place.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (y9ksN)

57 The wall approaches but until the impact, I would still disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (jc0TO)

58 50 The headlines are deceptive.

In reality, NO ONE is popular among the Dmeocratic party at large. AOC i getting 10% of Democrats? That pathetic. She's splitting the proference-vote with Bernie Sanders and Hakeem Jeffries? Even more pititufl. None f the people will get a SINGLE Republican vote or independent vote in a general election. Since Democrats are now, like, 27% f the popuation, and leftist Democrats are about half the parry, she'll get super-enthusiastic votes from 14% of the overall US voter base, while 86% will vote for Random Republican Candidate.

Good plan.
Posted by: zombie at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (pMi6S)

========

The party is open for a hostile takeover.

There has to be a billionaire with ambition who sees that right now. I see that right now, and I'm just an asshole on the internet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

59 She has nice tits.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Evidently now, but give those babies a few years of gravity....

Posted by: MkY at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (cPGH3)

60 I see this as the party has no leader...at all.

Their "popular" former POTUS isn't even listed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:37 PM

Hey, yeah, I didn't even realize the stuttering pr*ck was missing from the list until you said something. My, how times have changed.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (k9OZB)

61
The democrat party is lost. Trump Derangement Syndrome has proven fatal.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (IifOV)

62 That ditz's head will actually explode on camera if and when she has to deal w peak-Trump. No way those half-assed neurons can handle those processes.
Posted by: Gary R at March 28, 2025


***
Well, Trump can't run again in '28. Vance, now, he's got some serious horsepower. "I don't really care, Alex."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

63 The DNC kept Bernie from being the nominee in 2016 and 2020, because they knew that Bernie would get slaughtered in the general election.

AOC will do even worse - here's hoping the DNC can't block her this time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (xTIDn)

64 She has nice tits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (Hpgos)
_______________

I'd rather she had a nice brain. Her tits don't do me any good.

Plus, brains don't sag, Joe Biden notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

65 Just please don't let it be Big Mike

Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (ciB/+)

66 Saw a video of AOC wearing jeans at a podium. She looks like she's putting on some weight.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (IifOV)

67 Look at who the main base of support is for Democrats. It’s a lot of crusty old white liberals and inner city types who want the graft to keep flowing.

Two themes are coming out in some of the races like NJ governor;

1- Elon is stealing from you
2- Trump wants to deport you

Guess who that plays to and shows a dearth of support from?

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (7H2Ib)

68 60 Hey, yeah, I didn't even realize the stuttering pr*ck was missing from the list until you said something. My, how times have changed.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (k9OZB)

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And it's not even like the question was about potential candidates for 2028, or representation of the future of the party.

It was who "best reflects the core values of the Democratic Party." It could easily have been Obama himself, or his man-wife.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

69 59 She has nice tits.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Evidently now, but give those babies a few years of gravity....
----------------
She needs to strike while the titties are hawt.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (Hpgos)

70 Ocasio-Cortez/Hunter Biden '28

Crack and The Rack!

Posted by: muldoon at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (/iMjX)

71 There has to be a billionaire with ambition who sees that right now.

You rang?

Posted by: JD Pritzker! at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (xTIDn)

72 The DNC can pick who it wants.

Posted by: Eight Coin Flips in a Row at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (ZmJyQ)

73 Twinkle Toes weighs in.

Tim Walz thinks Democrats are losing because they didn't focus ENOUGH on wokeness (no one stop him)

https://shorturl.at/SA8Q3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025


***
Weird guy who called J.D. Vance "weird" says what?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

74 I'm actually surprised the Dems aren't eyeing running Sparkles Markle.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

75 How many gimps does a girl have to make fun of around here?

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (n2swS)

76 That Crockett chick is dumber than a bag of dirt.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (7H2Ib)

77 Don't forget about somebody...

Hillary Clinton writes a NYT OpEd today... on Friday called the Trump administration’s approach to governing both dumb and dangerous in an essay excoriating the Signal chat scandal and the Elon Musk-led mission to slash the federal workforce, concluding Trump would make the US “feeble and friendless”...“How much dumber will this get?” and opens: “It’s not the hypocrisy that bothers me; it’s the stupidity.”

Are we allowed to listen to Cassandra yet? We now live in a country where people are attacked and carried of the street by people in mssks.

Absolutely LOVE!!!! her 🥹 To think of what could have been with her and Harris hurts my heart 😭

In a better timeline, she was elected in 2016, spanked Putins ass in syria, Ukraine wasn't invaded and Iran never sacrificed. Trump is in jail for rape, campaign finance fraud or money laundering. The UN is gearing up its climate change mission, the US has tripled its humanitarian initiatives, solar is being installed across the country at a record pace. The market is in its 16th year of growth.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

78 The "aristocratic niche politics" that are the Democrats' whole agenda arose from Hillary Clinton's thirst for power in 2015-2016.
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I'm sorry, what?
We're just going to pretend Obama didn't happen?
The "Emerging Democrat Majority" wasn't their bible?
Where the prescription was "cater to upscale college-educated because the minorities and poor will always vote for the Democrat?"
That Obama didn't beat in Hillary in the 2008 primary almost solely due to an unscripted comment that he supported single-payer, an aristocratic, European, well-off socialist issue?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (1ZMgJ)

79
Please make RashidaTlaib the face/mouth of the party. It would be so entertaining.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (IifOV)

80 Don't Underestimate GOPe's Ability To Fuck Things Up

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (dbdgv)

81 We won't take any Democrat female seriously unless she's wearing an enormous foam rubber cowboy hat.

Posted by: Casual observers at March 28, 2025 02:41 PM (2l9Gd)
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And a white woman wig.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

82 Tide is turning.
Posted by: Maybe I'm wrong at March 28, 2025 02:39 PM


The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kind-a girl who gives up just like that, oh no

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (a3Q+t)

83 I did not know that ball sucking, taint licking and tongue cleaning foreskin lint were core principles of the democrat party.

The things I learn here. Count me in!

Posted by: Gas Pump Guy at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (R/m4+)

84 See, this is what happens when you don't tip your bartender!

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (y9ksN)

85
Ten percent of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents polled picked the New York lawmaker, the most of any candidate, with former Vice President Kamala Harris placing second at 9%, followed by Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) at 8%, and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) at 6%.

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I get 32% there, which means (I think) that even though AOC leads the field, she doesn't have much of the party. Also, the runner-ups are close behind her. It offers the chance of some real Dem-on-Dem action.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (LV4Hs)

86 That little history lesson jumps straight from 1992 to 2015 or so. I think there was someone else using racial politics in that gap.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (n7h9X)

87 Please make RashidaTlaib the face/mouth of the party. It would be so entertaining.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (IifOV)
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Or Pramila Jayapal, as long as we're talking uggos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

88 AOC /DOC 2028!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (L/fGl)

89 Beshear fro Kentucky is liberal but has managed to win in Kentucky. I've read he's kind of slimy, but he's not known nationally yet. That could be an advantage in 2028. And yes AOC is a nitwit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (SZaJX)

90 77 In a better timeline, she was elected in 2016, spanked Putins ass in syria, Ukraine wasn't invaded and Iran never sacrificed. Trump is in jail for rape, campaign finance fraud or money laundering. The UN is gearing up its climate change mission, the US has tripled its humanitarian initiatives, solar is being installed across the country at a record pace. The market is in its 16th year of growth.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

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Not a single downturn with sainted Hillary in charge!

Also, it's like Libya never happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

91 Stay in your lane pal.

Posted by: Bags of dirt everywhere at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (2l9Gd)

92 I laugh at the possibility of her being a presidential candidate, too - but somewhat nervously in view of the fickleness of the electorate.
Posted by: Paco


True to an extent, but the first debate between her and Vance will be one for the record books. He could bounce her off the stage while having a having a hangover and a cold. She is too stupid to know how stupid she really is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (mlg/3)

93 CNN "It's official the Democrat's new motto: We're Retards!"

Posted by: Rbastid at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (wpIQD)

94 63 The DNC kept Bernie from being the nominee in 2016 and 2020, because they knew that Bernie would get slaughtered in the general election.

AOC will do even worse - here's hoping the DNC can't block her this time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2025 02:42 PM (xTIDn)

I think Jasmine Crockett is going to be a lot more attractive to the current Democrat base than AOC will turn out to be.

Who could embody the emotions of the Democrat base right now better than a foaming at the mouth vicious Black racist? Maybe she could bring on David Hogg, wearing a gimp suit, as her VP in the name of "diversity".

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2025 02:46 PM (uWKK8)

95 Saw a video of AOC wearing jeans at a podium. She looks like she's putting on some weight.
Posted by: Frank Barone

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No kidding. Her ass looked so much like two donuts that I was wondering what flavor the filling was.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 28, 2025 02:46 PM (PzXaK)

96
If you haven't seen this, here's John Stewart listening to Ezra Klein 'splain the Build Back Better process for Rural Broadband:
https://tinyurl.com/24nmdd3h

Klein explains the submit a proposal to study the possibility of creating a subcommittee to study the possibility for creating a committee to make proposals to do a preliminary assessment of the impact of a proposal to award grants to study the creation of a commission to.........

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (w6EFb)

97 In a better timeline, she was elected in 2016, spanked Putins ass in syria, Ukraine wasn't invaded and Iran never sacrificed. Trump is in jail for rape, campaign finance fraud or money laundering. The UN is gearing up its climate change mission, the US has tripled its humanitarian initiatives, solar is being installed across the country at a record pace. The market is in its 16th year of growth.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM


If you are going to be delusional, you might as well go all the way; cancer cured and robot butlers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (jc0TO)

98 "Demolcrats have fallen off a cliff" and so have AOC's looks. Yikes.

Posted by: Bill Kristal and Max Boot at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (MMp6W)

99 And what’s with those rather unfortunate eyelashes that Crockett wears?

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (7H2Ib)

100 Well, I would be glad to see a primary between A0-C Rahm Emmanuel and Jasmine Crockett. Do I support any Democrats? No, but Rahm is smarter than both of the (used ironically ) "ladies".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (42Vb+)

101 I could whip that bitch with one eyelash tied behind my back.

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (paSBy)

102 71 You rang?
Posted by: JD Pritzker! at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (xTIDn)

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Here's the thing about their current crop of prominent billionaires:

How are they different from current Democrat "leaders" nationally?

What do they say that's different from any other Democrat?

Why was Trump so different in the field in 16? Did he sound like any other Republican? Could you have taken text from a Trump policy speech and inserted it into a Jeb Bush webpage and not been able to tell the difference?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

103 I get 32% there, which means (I think) that even though AOC leads the field, she doesn't have much of the party. Also, the runner-ups are close behind her. It offers the chance of some real Dem-on-Dem action.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 02:45 PM (LV4Hs)

A group of 20 or whatever runners with the leader having 10 percent means nobody cares at all, not some groundswell for AOC.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (n7h9X)

104 Challenge: Come up with a two word phrase that disparages both her looks and her intelligence.

e.g. Bug-eyed ninny

Posted by: muldoon at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (/iMjX)

105 Just please don't let it be Big Mike
Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2025 02:43 PM (ciB/+)

I saws a uTube video recently about how Big Mike is buying likes for her new (third!) podcast. It's failing abysmally of course. YouTube adjusted the likes to remove the fake ones and they dropped by about 90%.

tinyurl.com/yc52s3hr

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (k9OZB)

106 76 That Crockett chick is dumber than a bag of dirt.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM

They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (IifOV)

107 Obviously, corporatism and Marxism were never going to mix. one or the other had to give. Corporations are not going to fund their own demise. And that is what AOC is.

And what of Biden? he won because he promised to go backwards, and instead went forwards, even more in the direction AOC plotted. The beauty of Biden is the Dems can't just lie their way back into power, as they typically do. Biden lied about everything imaginable. And was really bad at it, so even the most dull-witted person saw it.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (nLFEI)

108 Ok, it's Friday afternoon.
Time for gin.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (2l9Gd)

109 Hillary Clinton writes a NYT OpEd today... on Friday called the Trump administration’s approach to governing both dumb and dangerous in an essay excoriating the Signal chat scandal and the Elon Musk-led mission to slash the federal workforce, concluding Trump would make the US “feeble and friendless”...
________________

As if our strength lies in the opinions of the effete Europeans and assorted wogs, neither of whom matter a lick, but don't grasp that fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

110 96
If you haven't seen this, here's John Stewart listening to Ezra Klein 'splain the Build Back Better process for Rural Broadband:
https://tinyurl.com/24nmdd3h

Klein explains the submit a proposal to study the possibility of creating a subcommittee to study the possibility for creating a committee to make proposals to do a preliminary assessment of the impact of a proposal to award grants to study the creation of a commission to.........
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (w6EFb)

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As Klein said back when he was pushing for the ACA:

"That's just good government."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

111 Lemme guess, Roberts will call it a tax

@BillMelugin_ 43s
NEW: Judge Boasberg has extended his block on Trump deportation flights via the Alien Enemies Act for another two weeks, until at least April 12th. The Trump admin is asking the Supreme Court to step in and overturn Boasberg and a circuit court panel to restart the AEA removals.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (mlg/3)

112 In a better timeline, she was elected in 2016, spanked Putins ass in syria, Ukraine wasn't invaded and Iran never sacrificed.

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Who wants to tell them that Ukraine was invaded under Biden?

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (y9ksN)

113 In a better timeline, she was elected in 2016, spanked Putins ass in syria, Ukraine wasn't invaded and Iran never sacrificed. Trump is in jail for rape, campaign finance fraud or money laundering. The UN is gearing up its climate change mission, the US has tripled its humanitarian initiatives, solar is being installed across the country at a record pace. The market is in its 16th year of growth.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

It's amazing to read statements from people who think Wakanda is a Real Place and all of the Marvel Movies are True.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (uWKK8)

114 It's going to be Pete Booty. Watch.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (ZmJyQ)

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Kamala has the best chance of anyone to getting the nomination.

Especially since majority black SC is the first primary state.

The majority of SC Democrat primary voters that are black are not going to vote for a white, gay guy from the midwest. They're going to go race-loyal. They always have. Biden was Obama's VP. They're the ones who gave Obama's primary real life in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)
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Except blacks don't like Kumswallow any more than any other demo. I continue to believe Biden would have done better in the election -- including among blacks -- than she did. He still would have lost. But it would have been closer. I also continue to believe the frontrunner for the Dums in 2028 is someone not really in the spotlight now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

115 saws a uTube video recently about how Big Mike is buying likes for her new (third!) podcast. It's failing abysmally of course. YouTube adjusted the likes to remove the fake ones and they dropped by about 90%.

tinyurl.com/yc52s3hr
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (k9OZB)

The assholes are psychopaths.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (BxjkL)

116 White Non-College explains most of the delta. Bill did well with Bubbas. Hillary not so much. Then Obama finished driving them out of their traditional home in the D party

Then came Trump who keeps building on abandoned land

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (NEAu/)

117 You can't read something like this and not come to the obvious conclusion that humanity is getting dumber.

Brain rot is real, and deliberately propagated through social media.

Posted by: We can't think, pay attention, or focus anymore at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (mYVyx)

118 Cortez/Crockett2028

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (L5An7)

119 . Her ass looked so much like two donuts that I was wondering what flavor the filling was.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

********

Ewwww!

Posted by: muldoon at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (/iMjX)

120 Wonder what the rapidly expanding Sandy Cortez’s net worth is these days? Millions?

Posted by: Junius at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (OnD9b)

121 114 Except blacks don't like Kumswallow any more than any other demo. I continue to believe Biden would have done better in the election -- including among blacks -- than she did. He still would have lost. But it would have been closer. I also continue to believe the frontrunner for the Dums in 2028 is someone not really in the spotlight now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

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Yes, Trump did better with blacks than any Republican in decades.

He still only won about 20% of them (mostly from the men).

Out of the remaining 80%, Kamala is actually very popular, especially with the women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

122
Hillary Clinton writes a NYT OpEd today... on Friday called the Trump administration’s approach to governing both dumb and dangerous in an essay excoriating the Signal chat scandal and the Elon Musk-led mission to slash the federal workforce, concluding Trump would make the US “feeble and friendless”...“How much dumber will this get?” and opens: “It’s not the hypocrisy that bothers me; it’s the stupidity.

Seriously Hillary ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (VE6XX)

123 The full-court media press on a dipshit bimbette lesbian bucktooth bartender masquerading as a Congresswoman is raising me eyebrows. I continue to believe this is all paid-for PR and propaganda by AOC's team.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

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It reminds me of one thing:

The New York Times heralding Kamala as the future of the party in January of 2019.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
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Wait, wut?? You mean she's not still the future of the party??

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

124 Mary would not approve of the inchoate misogyny breaking out around here, y'all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

125 what remains of the left is putting its hopes in a politician whose three areas of expertise are intersectional bosh, regulations, and taxes, a chemical combination known as Voter Repellent

The very fact that one of the first things she helped accomplish when she got into office was running Amazon out of her district when they planned to build a corporate HQ there.

AOC is photogenic and she talks a lot - but she might be slightly dumber than Kamala, it could be a toss-up.

She'll probably try in '28, because her ego has been stroked for a decade by her fan-club on X and the media.

Hell, it looks like Bernie is grooming her to be his social-democrat successor the way they're going on tour together.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (6ydKt)

126
Keep in mind, Sandy Cortez has had just 1 adversarial debate in her political career, and it wasn't even a real debate. Her "debate" with Ted Cruz was more of a conversation, and Ted was very easy on her. And she still looked like an idiot.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (dQzv6)

127 . I see that right now, and I'm just an asshole on the internet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Don't be so modest. You are not just some ahole... you are a very special whole on the internet!😉

Posted by: Seriously at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (xF2CU)

128 Tampon Tim and Comrade Alex split the Dem psychotic vote, leaving Gavin the less crazy Dems.

It will be close.

Posted by: Candidus at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (/ikDD)

129 123 Wait, wut?? You mean she's not still the future of the party??
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

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Losing a primary because someone with even less support than you called you stupid during a debate does tend to have a negative effect on one's political future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

130 And yet if the D's find a way to restore their cheating levels its possible that AOC might become POTUS if she is the DNC candidate. Scoff all you like, but after the senile pervert was 'elected' in 2020 I have no faith that there is any D candidate too repulsive to be installed in the oval office.

The D's have a base that will vote for their party candidate no matter what and I'm not over confident that the 'never Trump' wing of the GOPe would not say "Vance, or xxxx is just too isolationist, or extreme, or whatever, we'll vote for AOC so we can get a *better* R candidate in 2032"

Posted by: PaleRider at March 28, 2025 02:50 PM (CKOCg)

131 CNN "It's official the Democrat's new motto: We're Retards!"
Posted by: Rbastid at March 28

Evil retards, like the Pakleds in that one episode of Star Trek Next Gen.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:51 PM (y9ksN)

132 While AOC has 2x the brain power of Kamala, 2 x .000000011 is still a rather small number.

Posted by: MR. PEABODY at March 28, 2025 02:51 PM (W2EWw)

133 AOC could lose in her district to a well picked well financed opponent She’d get killed in a NYS Senate race.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2025 02:51 PM (NEAu/)

134 I don't understand why anybody finds those huge, spiky fake eyelashes attractive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 02:51 PM (KGRww)

135 Well, I would be glad to see a primary between A0-C Rahm Emmanuel and Jasmine Crockett. Do I support any Democrats? No, but Rahm is smarter than both of the (used ironically ) "ladies".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM (42Vb+)

I will have to see it to think the Dems will go for a male that isn't comatose. More likely they go trans for something.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 02:51 PM (n7h9X)

136 76 That Crockett chick is dumber than a bag of dirt.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM

They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (IifOV)

Jasmine Ratchet is faker than her three-foot eyelashes. And her hood 304 persona isn't going to win much favor with black men either.

Posted by: She's an instaTHOT with power at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (mYVyx)

137 95 Saw a video of AOC wearing jeans at a podium. She looks like she's putting on some weight.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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No kidding. Her ass looked so much like two donuts that I was wondering what flavor the filling was.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

You ain't kidding! https://tinyurl.com/ms86shjz

There have been rumors she's pregnant for some time now. That, or the dreaded tortilla gene is starting to kick in as she gets older.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

138 Democrats are all about performance politics. AOC represents them well.

Posted by: Tom at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (4mhi+)

139 106 76 That Crockett chick is dumber than a bag of dirt.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:44 PM

They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (IifOV)

What's concerning is that her move is being backed by some Leftist powers who have chosen her and who *want* her to jump out with these kinds of attacks. Don't take her lightly; she's gone from being a nobody to a national figure in just 3 months, and it's all been done VERY deliberately, and with a lot of big support.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (uWKK8)

140 Remember when Trump attacked The Squad?

And all the NeverTrump fags fell in a faint onto their Fainting Chaise they've permanently strapped to their backs?

"You can't attack a woman!" [faints]
"You can't attack a black woman!" [faints]
"You can't attack a popular Democrat!" [faints]

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (1ZMgJ)

141 Saw a video of AOC wearing jeans at a podium. She looks like she's putting on some weight.
Posted by: Frank Barone

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No kidding. Her ass looked so much like two donuts that I was wondering what flavor the filling was.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

She's hit the tortilla curtain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (L/fGl)

142 2028 is gonna be a dem who pretends to be a moderate.. Fetterman ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

143 what’s with those rather unfortunate eyelashes that Crockett wears?
Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM

Think of the poor tarantulas that had to die to make those things.😢

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (y9ksN)

144 "Look, there's a basic rule of politics that usually is true, don't treat everybody like they're stupid and like they're complete morons out there."

- Jen "Gaslight about Biden's health" Psaki

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (a3Q+t)

145 Wonder what the rapidly expanding Sandy Cortez’s net worth is these days? Millions?
Posted by: Junius at March 28, 2025


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She can probably afford to buy a garbage disposal!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

146 134 I don't understand why anybody finds those huge, spiky fake eyelashes attractive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 02:51 PM (KGRww)

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You've got to compare her to her colleagues.
AOC is a Congress 8.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (6ydKt)

147 I don't understand why anybody finds those huge, spiky fake eyelashes attractive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 02:51 PM (KGRww)

They make the eyes look larger, which biology means younger. it's hardwired first impulse. Once the thinking starts, yeah, they can overdo it but that first impression...

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (n7h9X)

148 I bet the Democrats will choose Boasberg for their nominee. All he has to do is declare that he won.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (WPL6O)

149 142 2028 is gonna be a dem who pretends to be a moderate.. Fetterman ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

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There's no way political moderation wins the 2028 Democrat primary unless it's backed by someone who can plow through Manhattan media's stranglehold on information channels that Democrat voters get.

Without that, any moderate voice will be either destroyed or ignored.

Also, Fetterman is not a moderate. At all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

150 The weekend is hetr

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (fwDg9)

151 AOC Tops CNN Poll As Best Representing "Core Democrat Principles"
—Ace
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And, derivatively, Core Democrat Intellect

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (XeU6L)

152 3 what’s with those rather unfortunate eyelashes that Crockett wears?
Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM
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Think of the poor tarantulas that had to die to make those things.😢
Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025


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She reminds me of those aftermarket headlight "eyelashes" decorations for a woman's car not that long ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (J2vNu)

153 They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Maybe she's had a lobotomy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (L/fGl)

154 You've got to compare her to her colleagues.
AOC is a Congress 8.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (6ydKt)

The wall comes for them all. At some point soon she will be Maxene Waters.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (n7h9X)

155
Also, Fetterman is not a moderate. At all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

Thus the "pretends"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (VE6XX)

156 JD wins in '28 and again in '32.
That means his last full day in office is 19 January 2037.

2037.

Posted by: Think about that at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (2l9Gd)

157 104 Challenge: Come up with a two word phrase that disparages both her looks and her intelligence.

e.g. Bug-eyed ninny
Posted by: muldoon at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (/iMjX)

Best I can do is four:

She's a buck titted slogan polisher

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (pIfcn)

158 They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (IifOV)

She is a modern day female Stepin Fetchit.

Posted by: Zombie Lincoln Perry at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (R/m4+)

159 what’s with those rather unfortunate eyelashes that Crockett wears?
Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 02:47 PM

Think of the poor tarantulas that had to die to make those things.😢

Posted by: Josephistan


AVENGE ME!

Posted by: ghost of the Face-Sized Spider at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (OUMaO)

160 There has to be a billionaire with ambition who sees that right now. I see that right now, and I'm just an asshole on the internet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I wouldn't rule out Mark Cuban who would fit that bill. He's a massive POS but his massive ego will tell him to run and that the Dem party needs him more now than ever. Vance will obliterate him however he does have deep pockets but so does Musk and a lot of other pro-Vance/Trump people.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

161 155
Also, Fetterman is not a moderate. At all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

Thus the "pretends"
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (VE6XX)

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He doesn't even pretend to be a moderate.

I have no idea why people think he does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

162 Except blacks don't like Kumswallow any more than any other demo. I continue to believe Biden would have done better in the election -- including among blacks -- than she did. He still would have lost. But it would have been closer.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

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Yes, Trump did better with blacks than any Republican in decades.

He still only won about 20% of them (mostly from the men).

Out of the remaining 80%, Kamala is actually very popular, especially with the women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
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Well, I'm not sure Kamala is popular with that demo so much as any old rando Democrap on the ticket. 80% of blacks would vote for a former Grand Dragon of the KKK if he ran as a Democrap.

And I think Trump got more than 20% of black votes that mattered. I think he got well north of 20% from black votes actually cast by actual black people still alive and breathing. And I think the 80% who voted for Kamala is comprised of a lot of votes from deep deep blue jurisdictions where they ran up the score over non-existent GOP efforts (CA, NY, etc).

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

163 AOC's cheeks became unmoored from her skull at a shockingly young age. Mary Miller is 65 years old but is much more attractive.

Posted by: Bill Kristal and Max Boot at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (MMp6W)

164 Cortez/Crockett2028
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

************

La Chica and BOHICA!

Posted by: muldoon at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (/iMjX)

165 Dream ticket (for Republicans): AOC and Jasmine Crockett. It would make Reagan vs. Mondale look like a nail-biter.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (yT7Wa)

166 Libs i work with are on the Josh shapiro train.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (n2iAY)

167 160 I wouldn't rule out Mark Cuban who would fit that bill. He's a massive POS but his massive ego will tell him to run and that the Dem party needs him more now than ever. Vance will obliterate him however he does have deep pockets but so does Musk and a lot of other pro-Vance/Trump people.
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

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Mark Cuban says things like any other Democrat.

His money would be the only defining feature. He'd say all the things like everyone else, but because he's not a politician, he'd say it worse.

He's full on phony and it won't play.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

168 The weekend is hetr
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025


***
Miss L. is with me, and we plan to stop at a local bar and grill near my work. A margarita or wine for her, a sparkling mineral water (if they even have such a thing) for me, and maybe some equally overpriced tacos.

Rain tomorrow most of the day. I may not even set my alarm tonight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

169 Matt Taibbi… he makes good points… he also said he is not a socialist…. I thought he was…

Posted by: tubal at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

170 148 I bet the Democrats will choose Boasberg for their nominee. All he has to do is declare that he won.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Nonsense! We're a democracy! I'd never make such an unconstitutional ruling.

However, all of my opponents are quite likely to be disqualified for a variety of reasons, or only allowed to run as write-in candidates.

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

171 @BillMelugin_ 43s
NEW: Judge Boasberg has extended his block on Trump deportation flights via the Alien Enemies Act for another two weeks, until at least April 12th. The Trump admin is asking the Supreme Court to step in and overturn Boasberg and a circuit court panel to restart the AEA removals.
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What do you call a Temporary Restraining Order that keeps getting extended?

Kinda like the Emergency Covid Orders that were still in effect even as children born under the initial one were entering pre-school.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (1ZMgJ)

172 You ain't kidding! https://tinyurl.com/ms86shjz

There have been rumors she's pregnant for some time now. That, or the dreaded tortilla gene is starting to kick in as she gets older.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

-- --

Ya know, the dark eye shadow is just a little too much.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (6ydKt)

173 I just want to see her godless commies tits, but time is running out.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (/+oR5)

174 The weekend is hetr

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (fwDg9)

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"The weekend is homo, h8r!"

/

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (B2cfh)

175 Oh, please, God, send us AOC and Mark Cuban for the ticket. Please.

Please, Brer Bear, don't throw us in the briar patch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (LweC0)

176 The weekend is hetr
Posted by: Skip


And you've started drinking early, I see.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

177 If is A O-C it's Democratic/ Marxism

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (fwDg9)

178 Libs i work with are on the Josh shapiro train.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM


Will it affect their vote when he is charged as an accessory to murder?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (jc0TO)

179 Anybody else having trouble with X. Not working for me. Under attack?

Posted by: WisRich at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (G0vdT)

180 166 Libs i work with are on the Josh shapiro train.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (n2iAY)

He's a slimly snake... But a good bull shitter

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (VE6XX)

181 162 Well, I'm not sure Kamala is popular with that demo so much as any old rando Democrap on the ticket. 80% of blacks would vote for a former Grand Dragon of the KKK if he ran as a Democrap.

And I think Trump got more than 20% of black votes that mattered. I think he got well north of 20% from black votes actually cast by actual black people still alive and breathing. And I think the 80% who voted for Kamala is comprised of a lot of votes from deep deep blue jurisdictions where they ran up the score over non-existent GOP efforts (CA, NY, etc).
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

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Polls (spit), but Kamala is still leading all of them.

Especially with black voters.

Until something changes, the race is easily hers to lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

182 "intersectional bosh"?


This is why I don't read political writers.

I never could understand a thing PJ Rourke was saying.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (0HaGk)

183 Fetterman/Hanks '28

The Lump and The Gump

Posted by: muldoon at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (/iMjX)

184 AOC is a Congress 8.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Congress 8 = KFC 3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (L/fGl)

185 Funny thing how everyone in politics just dances around the core truth--those in power, private and public sector, lack moral compasses, and all our troubles proceed from there. Wonder why...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (OUMaO)

186 182 "intersectional bosh"?


This is why I don't read political writers.


my sofa is a transsectional

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2025 02:57 PM (edU/H)

187 What do you call a Temporary Restraining Order that keeps getting extended?

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The Paolo, even he is not as extended as this TRO.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (y9ksN)

188 Foot is hurting, tired falling asleep on way home, a drink might do me in, bit not against tthat.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (fwDg9)

189 Shapiro is a nonstarter I would guess… Jew, but I suppose they could transmorgrify that, somehow…

Posted by: tubal at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

190 AOC will need to get the face lift (and boob lift, and probably some neck tightening) in the next year, so she'll be more young and bouncy for her campaign.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (Cus5s)

191
Crockett is currently taking up all of the oxygen but I'm waiting for the cat fight between the two as I don't see them sharing the stage like the squad did. Sanders is an old white commie and Crockett 'aint down with that. Maybe Crockett and Jeffries will team up on Grift/Grifter ticket.
Posted by: Cheri

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Right out of the barrel, Crockett declined to be ID'd with the Squad when she was asked. She said she wanted to "make her own path" sort of thing.

Theory: Her main ambition is to get rich, and at 43 years old she has a limited timeframe. She needs to get as much attention as she can by doing the most outrageous things possible in order to start raking in the dough. She couldn't care less about getting her policies implemented.

AOC on the other hand is a grim purist.

So that's my theory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (LV4Hs)

192 189 Shapiro is a nonstarter I would guess… Jew, but I suppose they could transmorgrify that, somehow…
Posted by: tubal at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

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Not only a Jew, but a former IDF soldier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

193 Partners For Justice, the NGO that Boasberg's daughter works for, gets six million a year, with more than half of that coming from unspecified governmental organizations.

They're doing well - they were only getting a million in 2019, and two million in 2021.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (xTIDn)

194 Areolas like silver dollar pancakes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) bets at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (jc0TO)

195 130 And yet if the D's find a way to restore their cheating levels its possible that AOC might become POTUS if she is the DNC candidate.
Posted by: PaleRider


True dat.

The only thing that really matters is the Democratic Machine vote-fraud apparatus in Philadelphia, Micihigan, Georgia, Ohio, etc.

The names on the pred=sidential ticket don't matter.

The non-swing states don't matter.

Even the solid-red counties of PA, MI, OH, GA etc. don't matter.

All that atter are the urban centers if the swing states, which are 100% slid Democrat-machine controlled, and are absolutely institutionally corrupted to the core with outrageous vote-fraud and vote-results rigging every four years.

The R candidate has only one task: To get a vote total over "the margin of fraud" in the swing states. In reality that means a Republican needs to get about 60% of the ACTUAL national vote, while the Democrat candidate needs to nly get about 41% of the national vote, t which then added all he fraud and gerrymandering.

Posted by: zombie at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (pMi6S)

196 AOC's cheeks became unmoored from her skull at a shockingly young age.


Here dimples are awesome. The best since Erin Moran on Happy Days.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

197 >> There have been rumors she's pregnant for some time now. That, or the dreaded tortilla gene is starting to kick in as she gets older.

It's been a couple of months or better since the preggers rumors started. There would be evidence of that by now, so it has to be just putting on weight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 02:58 PM (w6EFb)

198 Problem is, although the Dems will likely elevate a loser on top of their ticket 2028, meanwhile Dems can nominate various empty-shells with the name "Nott A. Rublican" to run for the House in 2026. They're already winning seats that way.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 28, 2025 02:59 PM (gKWVE)

199 The wall comes for them all. At some point soon she will be Maxene Waters.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (n7h9X)

--

Please God, no, one is enough!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 28, 2025 02:59 PM (6ydKt)

200 Libs i work with are on the Josh shapiro train.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (n2iAY)

He's a slimly snake... But a good bull shitter

Posted by: It's me donna


Which, sadly, is the only skillset that seems to matter in politics.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 28, 2025 02:59 PM (OUMaO)

201 176 The weekend is hetr
Posted by: Skip


And you've started drinking early, I see.
Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

I'm going to need an official ruling here. This is my first full day of retirement. I will assume that has adjusted when the sun is over the yardarm. Ain't no quittin' time anymore to judge that by.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2025 02:59 PM (LweC0)

202 171 @BillMelugin_ 43s
NEW: Judge Boasberg has extended his block on Trump deportation flights via the Alien Enemies Act for another two weeks, until at least April 12th. The Trump admin is asking the Supreme Court to step in and overturn Boasberg and a circuit court panel to restart the AEA removals.
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What do you call a Temporary Restraining Order that keeps getting extended?






02:56 PM (1ZMgJ)

Not exactly temporary is it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 02:59 PM (VE6XX)

203 I don't understand why anybody finds those huge, spiky fake eyelashes attractive.

The fake eyelash thing is like cigarettes in the Olden Days. If a young woman smoked, it was a tell as to what else she would stick in her mouth.

Posted by: Heterosexual And Loving It! at March 28, 2025 02:59 PM (R/m4+)

204 Then throw me some beads.

Posted by: her godless commies tits at March 28, 2025 02:59 PM (2l9Gd)

205 Rumor is that the Blade movie, which was announced in 2019, has finally been...abandoned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

206 197 >> There have been rumors she's pregnant for some time now. That, or the dreaded tortilla gene is starting to kick in as she gets older.

It's been a couple of months or better since the preggers rumors started. There would be evidence of that by now, so it has to be just putting on weight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Does cellulite count as a fetus?

Posted by: zombie at March 28, 2025 03:00 PM (pMi6S)

207 You ain't kidding! https://tinyurl.com/ms86shjz

There have been rumors she's pregnant for some time now. That, or the dreaded tortilla gene is starting to kick in as she gets older.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

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Ya know, the dark eye shadow is just a little too much.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (6ydKt)
________

I need to vomit. I clicked and read the reddit comments. I know, I know. I need to vomit. The praise for the "beauty" and "look" of that hideous weirdo pervert was more effusive than if 24-year-old Tyra Banks posted in a classic Armani LBD.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

208 Urgent prayers requested!!

Baby Mayhem is stuck. Mom has been pushing for 4 hours and she is exhausted and the little linebacker is stuck. They're using what they call the vacuum to try to pull him out. Need prayers that they can get him out safely and soon.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (DJQ2F)

209 CNN "It's official the Democrat's new motto: We're Retards!"
Posted by: Rbastid at March 28
_________________

That motto barely beat out the alternative one: "Vote for us! What's the worst that could happen?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

210 Rumor is that the Blade movie, which was announced in 2019, has finally been...abandoned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Elric withdrew his permission?

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

211 Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 02:53 PM (n7h9X)

Don't understand why either A O-C or Jasmine Crockett need to look younger. They're both in their thirties.

I am going to wear big spider lashes to church on Sunday and fool everybody into thinking that I actually look 35. 😉 J/K

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (uwtYq)

212
Baby Mayhem is stuck. Mom has been pushing for 4 hours and she is exhausted and the little linebacker is stuck. They're using what they call the vacuum to try to pull him out. Need prayers that they can get him out safely and soon.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (DJQ2F)

Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

213 AOC will need to get the face lift (and boob lift, and probably some neck tightening) in the next year, so she'll be more young and bouncy for her campaign.

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It works for me!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (y9ksN)

214 Crockett is nothing more than a bomb thrower and antagonist. At that, not even a very smart one, I don’t care what schools she attended. She’s an absolute train wreck in any extemporaneous setting and always resorts to ad hominem or fallacy. People like that burn out fast because they only think of the short term. That aside I think everyone in Texas should be concerned with some of these people taking over seats and trying to raise their national profile. The move into Texas by many companies and COC types poses a long term threat to Republican power in the state.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (mwv1/)

215 I keep seeing articles about that poll that leave out the most important part. Yes, AOC was the top vote getter with 10%, but the #1 response was "No One" with 30%.

Posted by: BetterRedThan at March 28, 2025 03:02 PM (qXqZm)

216 You ain't kidding! https://tinyurl.com/ms86shjz

There have been rumors she's pregnant for some time now. That, or the dreaded tortilla gene is starting to kick in as she gets older.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 28, 2025 02:52 PM (JCZqz)
______________

Next stop: Stacey Abramsville.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2025 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

217 Calling this bimbo "NY lawmaker" appalls me to my core.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 28, 2025 03:02 PM (wBaIH)

218 190 AOC will need to get the face lift (and boob lift, and probably some neck tightening) in the next year, so she'll be more young and bouncy for her campaign.
Posted by: illiniwek

Try as she might, she'll never be the perky young thing dancing in that college video: (just AOC clips set to GWAR music, 'cause better): https://tinyurl.com/3565csun

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 28, 2025 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

219
We have a Space Force base in Greenland? I did not know that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 03:02 PM (dQzv6)

220 I just want to see her godless commies tits, but time is running out.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2025 02:56 PM (/+oR5)

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"Not to worry, comrade -- Every Year is Year Zero!

From each according to their ol' titties, to each according to their feeds ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:02 PM (B2cfh)

221 All the ladies love a military man.

Posted by: Gen. Eric Democrat, USAF ret at March 28, 2025 03:03 PM (jc0TO)

222 205 Rumor is that the Blade movie, which was announced in 2019, has finally been...abandoned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO

Hopefully we'll still get the black Superman movie.

And if they don't spend $500 million making THAT, then they're racist.

Posted by: Stateless...77% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 03:03 PM (jvJvP)

223 Rumor is that the Blade movie, which was announced in 2019, has finally been...abandoned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

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Some muthafuckas always tryin to ice skate uphill.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2025 03:03 PM (2UnvF)

224 I wouldn't rule out Mark Cuban who would fit that bill. He's a massive POS but his massive ego will tell him to run and that the Dem party needs him more now than ever. Vance will obliterate him however he does have deep pockets but so does Musk and a lot of other pro-Vance/Trump people.
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2025 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

LOL I've watched Cuban play the same game every Gubernatorial or Presidential election year for about 20 years now. Starting in the Spring, he starts calling reporters and political operatives to come talk to him, he might run. So they all troop over and give him tongue baths, praising him, paying a lot of attention to him, and Cuban loving how people are talking about him again. Then, when it comes time to actually do something and file, or do events, he says "nah, you know I thought about it and it's really not right for me now."

This asshole has run this exact same script every couple of years for 20 years now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2025 03:03 PM (uWKK8)

225 "AOC will need to get the face lift (and boob lift, and probably some neck tightening) in the next year, so she'll be more young and bouncy for her campaign.
Posted by: illiniwek"


She's hitting that wall like a crash test dummy in a Geo.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2025 03:03 PM (0HaGk)

226 Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025

I will certainly pray. That's a long time to be pushing for the dear mom and baby.Thanks for letting us know

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 03:03 PM (HNJgI)

227 208 Urgent prayers requested!!

Baby Mayhem is stuck. Mom has been pushing for 4 hours and she is exhausted and the little linebacker is stuck. They're using what they call the vacuum to try to pull him out. Need prayers that they can get him out safely and soon.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)


Positive mind-vibes sent her way!

Snd if that doesn't work, let us hope that a caesarean is possible.

Posted by: zombie at March 28, 2025 03:03 PM (pMi6S)

228 >>Taibbi talks about what brought the Democrats to their lowest point in 100 years.

His answer? Hillary Clinton.

My answer would be Barack Obama.

Posted by: teejuss at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (Hbjor)

229 We have a Space Force base in Greenland? I did not know that.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Thule Air Base, I think. Or whatever god-awful Eskimo name they changed it to.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (77rzZ)

230 I need to vomit. I clicked and read the reddit comments. I know, I know. I need to vomit. The praise for the "beauty" and "look" of that hideous weirdo pervert was more effusive than if 24-year-old Tyra Banks posted in a classic Armani LBD.
Posted by: Elric Blade

You poor dear! Even I won't venture into Reddit trans community comments!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar/Intercept Transmissions Liaison at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

231 >> She's hitting that wall like a crash test dummy in a Geo.

Like that lard-ass ramming the Tesla with his "scooter" or whatever it was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (w6EFb)

232 Baby Mayhem is stuck. Mom has been pushing for 4 hours and she is exhausted and the little linebacker is stuck. They're using what they call the vacuum to try to pull him out. Need prayers that they can get him out safely and soon.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM

Prayers sent. Our son got stuck too. Shoulder wouldn't cooperate.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (IifOV)

233 Need prayers that they can get him out safely and soon.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (DJQ2F)

Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

From here too...

Posted by: Stateless...77% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 03:05 PM (jvJvP)

234 228 My answer would be Barack Obama.
Posted by: teejuss at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (Hbjor)

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Obama's start was the height of the Democrat Party in decades.

At the end of it, the most popular and able and credentialed Secretary of State in the history of the planet couldn't continue his legacy.

Obviously, that's just Hillary's fault and not the 8 years of Obama's presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

235 So is AOC going to primary Chuckie S or what???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2025 03:05 PM (Vqx30)

236 Prayers sent. Our son got stuck too. Shoulder wouldn't cooperate.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (IifOV)

Yup same with my Daughter.. 9 pounds nine ounces....Finally made it out though..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 03:05 PM (VE6XX)

237 I think AC does best represent the Democraps. They are stupid out of touch and outspoken and she is stupid out of touch and outspoken.

Fact Check: TRUE

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (UJYAs)

238 Need prayers that they can get him out safely and soon.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)


They got 'em.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (OUMaO)

239 Madame Mayhem

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (L/fGl)

240 She could lose all 57 states.

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (ENzBr)

241 She's hitting that wall like a crash test dummy in a Geo.

Like that lard-ass ramming the Tesla with his "scooter" or whatever it was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (w6EFb)

Grond! Grond! Grond!

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (y9ksN)

242 Clown show, but may help out Park City to return to normal

@MattBelloni Mar 27
It's official: The Sundance Film Festival has chosen to move from Park City, Utah, to Boulder, Colorado. Announcement is coming soon. End of an era for America's most influential film fest. @sundancefest

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (mlg/3)

243 Prayer up, Madame Mayhem.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

244 208 A first born? How's the heart beat? If there's any risk they will go C-Section.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (wBaIH)

245 242 Clown show, but may help out Park City to return to normal

@MattBelloni Mar 27
It's official: The Sundance Film Festival has chosen to move from Park City, Utah, to Boulder, Colorado. Announcement is coming soon. End of an era for America's most influential film fest. @sundancefest
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2025 03:06 PM (mlg/3)

=======

It was only ever influential because Telluride meant nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

246 Singer in the 80s click either stuffed his pants or has a Big Mike package.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (Dm8we)

247 Rumor is that the Blade movie, which was announced in 2019, has finally been...abandoned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
__________

The orgasm of rancid ooze from Blow Right and the Seven Turds finally put the nail in Blade's coffin, eh?

It still seems incredible to me that a movie starring a popular cool black superhero -- who is actually a popular cool black superhero, and not race-swapped DEI bullshit -- that has a built-in audience, including three prior successful films, could not get made no matter how many times they tried to save it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

248 I can help AOC with her stump speech delivery and answering questions, thinking on her feet, that sort of thing. And maps and such.

Posted by: Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (Aqu9a)

249 Our first was a long delivery. Hopefully it won't be much longer.

Posted by: Bill Kristal and Max Boot at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (MMp6W)

250 We have a Space Force base in Greenland? I did not know that.

Huge, huge, over-the-horizon radar at Thule.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (xTIDn)

251 Rumor is that the Blade movie, which was announced in 2019, has finally been...abandoned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Elric withdrew his permission?
Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
____

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

252 247 The orgasm of rancid ooze from Blow Right and the Seven Turds finally put the nail in Blade's coffin, eh?

It still seems incredible to me that a movie starring a popular cool black superhero -- who is actually a popular cool black superhero, and not race-swapped DEI bullshit -- that has a built-in audience, including three prior successful films, could not get made no matter how many times they tried to save it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

======

They lost their most recent director a few days ago. There was rumor that Disney wanted the guy who directed John Wick to take the job, but I guess that fell through and Feige just gave up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

253 I need to vomit. I clicked and read the reddit comments. I know, I know. I need to vomit. The praise for the "beauty" and "look" of that hideous weirdo pervert was more effusive than if 24-year-old Tyra Banks posted in a classic Armani LBD.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)


Sometimes you just gotta shake your head and laugh at it all.

But, yeah, never read the comments.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 28, 2025 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

254 I'm not the first to suggest Jasmine Crockett as her running mate, am I?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 28, 2025 03:08 PM (w6EFb)

255 I don’t care who you put at the head of that train wreck called the Democrat Party. It’s the agenda that’s a problem. Everyone knows what it was like under Biden and when Democrats were in charge. They just overwhelmingly voted against it. Yet they are doubling down and fighting against what are clearly beneficial reforms many of which have approval in the 80% range. You could put Moses at the top of that and even God would give him side eye.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 03:08 PM (gx6ss)

256 The Bad News: There is very likely a good, reasonable, personable democrat out there somewhere who would make a viable candidate for them.
The Good News: The media is so focused on the hard core lefties that any reasonable candidate will be overlooked.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:09 PM (W/lyH)

257 Just a guess, but AOC’s success running to be POTUS will be correlated to the amount of cleavage she is willing to display.

In Moron Nation cleavage is EVERYthing.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2025 03:09 PM (92vKP)

258 The move into Texas by many companies and COC types poses a long term threat to Republican power in the state.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 28, 2025 03:01 PM (mwv1/)

You may look at Crockett's district and think "Oh that's got the Dallas city center in it! But most of her voters are in South Dallas, which means an easy majority of her voters are pimps, ho's, gangbangers, and illegals. What she says is music to their ears, except for the illegals who don't even speak English anyways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2025 03:09 PM (uWKK8)

259 The view from DU:

"Every presser turns into a Biden or Hillary bashing party!

Distraction from their own agenda and failed policies!

Vance just attacked them both during his inglorious trip to Greenland!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2025 03:09 PM (a3Q+t)

260 My first got stuck too.

Prayers sent!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:09 PM (KrLJ+)

261 They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Maybe she's had a lobotomy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 02:54 PM (L/fGl)

Problem is you can't always drop the habit later.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:10 PM (n7h9X)

262 256 The Bad News: There is very likely a good, reasonable, personable democrat out there somewhere who would make a viable candidate for them.
The Good News: The media is so focused on the hard core lefties that any reasonable candidate will be overlooked.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:09 PM (W/lyH)

=======

It'll take money and a name to break through that.

Money, a name, and a heterodox approach to Democrat politics that attacks Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris for their failures.

Like how Trump attacked W and McCain to get Republican support in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

263 Singer in the 80s click either stuffed his pants or has a Big Mike package.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (Dm8we)

You gotta do what ya gotta do, mate. The fans have expectations for a show.

Posted by: Derek Smalls, Spinal Tap at March 28, 2025 03:10 PM (Aqu9a)

264 >>>the CIA couldn't do a better job of discrediting the American left

Indeed. Let's not forget AOC got her political start by winning a USAID (CIA) college competition for future leaders of America or whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 28, 2025 03:10 PM (uCjyK)

265 Calling it now: AOC will be our next President.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
......

She'll have to show us her tits first.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2025 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

266 Let's see her juicy booty!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:11 PM (/U5Yz)

267 >> My first got stuck too.

Ok. I’m pretty sure I missed some context here. I hope.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 03:11 PM (gx6ss)

268 We have a Space Force base in Greenland? I did not know that.

Huge, huge, over-the-horizon radar at Thule.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (xTIDn)
***

Why is Greenland important (other than as a distraction for PDT from other things)?
Look at the globe from the top. See America. See the USSR. Imagine missiles flying over the Pole.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:11 PM (W/lyH)

269 Cleavage?

https://youtu.be/dbsmbCWUNEE

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (2l9Gd)

270
Sandy Cortez has had just 1 adversarial debate in her political career, and it wasn't even a real debate. Her "debate" with Ted Cruz was more of a conversation, and Ted was very easy on her. And she still looked like an idiot.
Posted by: Soothsayer

==============

She is always interviewed by symps and has never had to quantify her outlandish claims. When people debunked her 12-year deadline for the Green New Deal, she dissed them for taking "12 years" literally. Vance or Rubio would destroy her in debate. She would have no choice but to scream misogyny. Racism wouldn't work too well on Rubio, but she could call him a typical patriarchal Latino.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (LV4Hs)

271 In Moron Nation cleavage is EVERYthing.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2025 03:09 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (a3Q+t)

272 New York is bleeding house seats next year I think. I'd love to see her seat magically vanish, but it's not gonna happen.

Bret Cooper had an interesting take on AOC on her new vid that just dropped, that she despises what AOC stands for, but appreciates she's open about her commie leanings. Versus a Newsome who is trying to go moderate on his podcast and enticing no one. Authenticity is compelling, even if what you say is crap. At least they know where you stand.

Posted by: LizLem at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (gWBY1)

273 AOC has more chest hair than I do.

Posted by: Bill Kristal and Max Boot at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (MMp6W)

274 It'll take money and a name to break through that.

Money, a name, and a heterodox approach to Democrat politics that attacks Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris for their failures.

Like how Trump attacked W and McCain to get Republican support in 2016.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)
***

Concur.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (W/lyH)

275 Greenland is where they shoot the Mars rover footage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 28, 2025 03:13 PM (gYVcs)

276 Bizarre creature preserved in 99 million-year-old amber was ‘beyond imagination,’ scientists say

-
The Pelosisaurus?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 03:13 PM (L/fGl)

277 "became exclusively the party of neurotic, bored, listless Affluent White Female Liberals looking for some great cause to bring passion and purpose to their lives."

Yeah but there IS something there. Who would have thought that demographic would become every tyrant's wet dream. Like the Babuskas(?) of Moscow.

I didn't see the threat until the damage was done, despite a Rash of Karens demanding to speak to the manager

Is that correct? A murder of crows, a rash of Karens

Posted by: Fen at March 28, 2025 03:14 PM (c5hJL)

278 255 I don’t care who you put at the head of that train wreck called the Democrat Party. It’s the agenda that’s a problem. Everyone knows what it was like under Biden and when Democrats were in charge. They just overwhelmingly voted against it. Yet they are doubling down and fighting against what are clearly beneficial reforms many of which have approval in the 80% range. You could put Moses at the top of that and even God would give him side eye.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 03:08 PM (gx6ss)

I think there is a major political realignment happening, that, well, is going to largely break down along demographics lines.

Single white women with college degrees + "New Americans" + the racial grievance industrial complex on one side and everyone else on the other.

Right now, the tech oligarchs are temporarily on Trumps side, but they will jump ship if they think that's where the power is.

This is ... not an ideal political breakdown in a country. It's very tribal, and will lead to bad outcomes for everyone. But I'm pretty sure that's where we are heading.

My point in all of that is: a large number of people very much supported Bidens presidency and that whole worldview.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 28, 2025 03:14 PM (uCjyK)

279 I'm not the first to suggest Jasmine Crockett as her running mate, am I?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 28, 2025 03:08 PM


Stay outta my lane!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at March 28, 2025 03:14 PM (a3Q+t)

280 "AOC will need to get the face lift (and boob lift, and probably some neck tightening) in the next year, so she'll be more young and bouncy for her campaign.
Posted by: illiniwek"
.....

Nutzi Palsy could recommend a good plastic surgeon.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

281 Greenland is full of drunk mukluk wearing icebacks. We should invade, exploit their natural resources and keep the drunkards on one side of the island.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)

282 >>
Look at the globe from the top. See America. See the USSR. Imagine missiles flying over the Pole.

Minerals, and a space in the north to launch stuff against Russia and China. They have claimed the north, we need a piece.

Just tell libs that since they believe global warming and climate change are real, they should be for us securing Greenland! Since all the polar ice caps melting means the arctic will be a shiny new permanent shipping route to rival the Panama Canal. One we can't let Russia and China have claim over.

Posted by: LizLem at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (gWBY1)

283 Cleavage?

https://youtu.be/dbsmbCWUNEE
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (2l9Gd)


Hey!
This is a classy joint!
We call it décolletage.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (W/lyH)

284 "AOC will need to get the face lift (and boob lift, and probably some neck tightening) in the next year, so she'll be more young and bouncy for her campaign.
Posted by: illiniwek"


I see braces in her future.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)

285 Thule (they now call it Pittifuk) is colder than moose balls. That’s all you need to know.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (gx6ss)

286 The Democrats' move toward what we now think of as social justice politics started in the early nineties, when Bill Clinton and his Democratic Leadership Council began running on social issues like abortion and gay rights after opening their doors to Wall Street money, forcing a move away from hardcore labor and economic issues.

This led to the Obama Era "emerging Democratic majority" where college educated women, identity groups, and a very large contingent of immigrants would nationalize the formula that flipped California from a red state into a one party Democrat autocracy. They even wrote a book about it - before they decided that replacing their working class voting base with migrants was a "right-wing conspiracy theory."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2025 02:36 PM (DIweC)

Problem for the story is that Bill tossed that mostly off the bus when he tried it, running as a Republican to win re-election and survive the scandals of the second term. Clintonism was effective by not doing the stupid things old time liberals were known for - tax and spend and also the new race based socialism. He even ended old style welfare.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM (n7h9X)

287 And a little Hogg shall lead them.

Posted by: With a pillow at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM (2l9Gd)

288 AOC has more chest hair than I do.

Posted by: Bill Kristal and Max Boot at March 28, 2025 03:12 PM (MMp6W)

----------------

"Step off, bitchezzz!"

-- Snow Woke

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM (pTC3n)

289 276 Bizarre creature preserved in 99 million-year-old amber was ‘beyond imagination,’ scientists say

-
The Pelosisaurus?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

A magical liopleurodon

Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM (KrLJ+)

290 I can help AOC with her stump speech delivery and answering questions, thinking on her feet, that sort of thing. And maps and such.
Posted by: Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 at March 28, 2025 03:07 PM (Aqu9a)
_________

"Hold my lambanog ..."

-- Miss Philippines

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

291 Have I ever mentioned I don't care for Sir Mix-A-Lot?'

No? Well, I don't.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM (a3Q+t)

292 Last time today before it gets old...

But I do have a spare room for AOC.

Rent negotiable....





Providing she secures government funding, gets the time machine built and drags age 18 AOC here to have the room.

Why not age 18 to 21 AOC?

Because we have a freaking time machine! 18 AOC it is...

Posted by: Stateless...77% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 03:17 PM (jvJvP)

293 So what CNN is saying is Vance has already lost the "stupid" vote. Damn.

Posted by: Case at March 28, 2025 03:17 PM (OrSPY)

294 An AOC/Tulsi debate would be hilarious.

AOC /Newsome debate, if they both ran in 2028, would be rough. Their egos might cause a small nuclear implosion. Don't cross the streams!

Posted by: LizLem at March 28, 2025 03:17 PM (gWBY1)

295 I need to vomit. I clicked and read the reddit comments. I know, I know. I need to vomit. The praise for the "beauty" and "look" of that hideous weirdo pervert was more effusive than if 24-year-old Tyra Banks posted in a classic Armani LBD.
Posted by: Elric Blade

You poor dear! Even I won't venture into Reddit trans community comments!!!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar/Intercept Transmissions Liaison at March 28, 2025 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
________

Some things cannot be unseen ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

296 A new poll suggests Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) best reflects the Democratic Party's principles.
__________________________

Two things:
1. The Democrat party, by absorbing all the fringe radical groups of varying insanity and make-believe DOESN'T HAVE CORE PRINCIPLES.

2. The only reason Donkey Chompers is even in the conversation is because the leaders of the Democrat party are afraid to stick their heads up. They are leaderless because they have ALL been drinking at the free tax money trough. The second one comes out and tries to grab the reigns of the party, Trump and DOGE are going to focus on them. None want to take that chance.

So we end up with unpopular has-beens like Hillary popping up with a NYT's editorial. And, even she has to be careful. What showed up yesterday? The full Russiagate file.

Posted by: Orson at March 28, 2025 03:17 PM (dIske)

297 Greenland is full of drunk mukluk wearing icebacks. We should invade, exploit their natural resources and keep the drunkards on one side of the island.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)


Sooo...Wisconsin?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (W/lyH)

298 A moment of silence, please.

After months of cuts, State Department says it's officially shuttering USAID

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

299 Why is Greenland important (other than as a distraction for PDT from other things)?
Look at the globe from the top. See America. See the USSR. Imagine missiles flying over the Pole.
Posted by: Diogenes


Russia isn't the problem. It's Chyna.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (mlg/3)

300 We should invade, exploit their natural resources and keep the drunkards on one side of the island.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
__________

The Viking Plan.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (Dm8we)

301 297 Greenland is full of drunk mukluk wearing icebacks. We should invade, exploit their natural resources and keep the drunkards on one side of the island.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)


Sooo...Wisconsin?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (W/lyH)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (VE6XX)

302 AOC train hasn't even left the station and the rail line is packed with spectators, Bridges and road crossings being the hardest seats to get.
Posted by: Gary R at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (AN+ve)

AOC was just with Bernie trying to form an 'insurgency tea party' against Democrats. Guess Bernie wants a new house.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (n7h9X)

303 Problem for the story is that Bill tossed that mostly off the bus when he tried it, running as a Republican to win re-election and survive the scandals of the second term. Clintonism was effective by not doing the stupid things old time liberals were known for - tax and spend and also the new race based socialism. He even ended old style welfare.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM (n7h9X)

----------------

See also: his "Sister Souljah moment."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:19 PM (pTC3n)

304 This PAC has upside: Boners for Sandy

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2025 03:19 PM (92vKP)

305 After months of cuts, State Department says it's officially shuttering USAID
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

How is that supposed to work? USAID is an independent agency created by Congress.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (uCjyK)

306 The Democrats have long been soft on crime and criminals. Even more so in recent decades.

Make them defend their record and policies against Americans being preyed upon relentlessly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (Aqu9a)

307 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (DJQ2F)

308 An AOC/Tulsi debate jello wrestle would be hilarious exciting

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (/U5Yz)

309 Great. Great. Donks go from 'The slut and the nut" in 2024 to 'The OTHER slut and the same nut" in 2028!

This pretty much GUARANTEES that Donald Trump WILL NOT get re-elected! Woot!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (Ft5W9)

310 307 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (DJQ2F)


Glad to hear

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (VE6XX)

311 Here's the thing about running AOC, to run against her you just use her Marxist dogma right back at her. Make wear the Mao hat and double down on Marx. She has to in order to keep the farfarfar left 25 % of the dem party happy and turning up at the polls.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2025 03:21 PM (OA79/)

312 I hope he didn't trip down the stairs ... much

@RichSementa 1m
"The brazen “migrant influencer” who infamously flashed around wads of US government cash handouts & encouraged other illegal border crossers to squat in American homes has finally been deported back to Venezuela — after causing uproar on the flight back."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2025 03:21 PM (mlg/3)

313 Have I ever mentioned I don't care for Sir Mix-A-Lot?'

No? Well, I don't.
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 28, 2025 03:16 PM


He's royalty,

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2025 03:22 PM (jc0TO)

314 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (DJQ2F)

Welcome!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2025 03:22 PM (Aqu9a)

315 Whoohoo!

Another moron!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:22 PM (z5h1j)

316 Posted by: Madame Mayhem

Glad to hear that!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2025 03:22 PM (Dyloh)

317 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 03:23 PM (L/fGl)

318 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (DJQ2F)
====

Mazel tov!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 28, 2025 03:23 PM (RIvkX)

319 >>Taibbi talks about what brought the Democrats to their lowest point in 100 years.

Again, as preposterous and ridiculous as the democrats are, they control enough voting apparatuses to make all elections knife edges.

Scott Pressler has been going on blast that the Donks are winning special elections all around the country and are poised to pick up a SC seat in Wisconsin.

So, the fight is never ending and at the end of the day, will require eternal vigilance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2025 03:23 PM (XV/Pl)

320 The dog knocked coffee all over the car so I'm having tomorrow's beers today. It's been a very productive week and I hit 1.333 miles on the treadmill.

I'm thinking of trying to watch Avengers...that Endgame one. I didn't make it through the first movie before. I finally saw Arianna Greenblatt as young Gamora and I was good.

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 03:23 PM (jvJvP)

321
Look up "Camp Century" in Greenland, an abandoned under-ice base, powered by a nuclear reactor we built in the late '50s.

They misunderestimated how much the ice would shift.

Also, we kinda didn't tell Denmark we would be using a nuclear reactor.... and didn't really even ask for permission for the whole thing, just did it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM (w6EFb)

322 I think both Sandy Cortez and the guttersnipe Crockett are being stage managed. By who is debatable, but they're neither "authentic" nor doing a single thing without a prepared script. I don't subscribe either of them as having any sort of political savvy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

323 317 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

Perfect.

I am now happy today!

Posted by: Stateless...79% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM (jvJvP)

324 307 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM


Snoopy dance!

Posted by: The horde at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM (2l9Gd)

325 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)


Womb? Closet? USA? What?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM (/U5Yz)

326 Greenland is full of drunk mukluk wearing icebacks. We should invade, exploit their natural resources and keep the drunkards on one side of the island.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)


Sooo...Wisconsin?

-----

Any time I see a police body cam video is from Wisconsin, especially La Crosse, I know it's gonna be wild

Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (y9ksN)

327 Stupid poll.

Not a single Dem governor's name is in it.

The Dem nominee will likely be a governor or former governor.

And the Dem primary voters won't select a "grim purist". They will likely pick a liberal female governor whose last name begins with "W" and ends in "r".

Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)

328 @305

>>How is that supposed to work? USAID is an independent agency created by Congress.

It's been rolled into the Department of State, it's technically not "shuttered."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (XV/Pl)

329 >> "The brazen “migrant influencer” who infamously flashed around wads of US government cash

I was kinda hoping he'd end up in that El Salvadoran prison.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (w6EFb)

330 (they now call it Pittifuk)


In honor of the relations between the Eskimo gals and US servicemen?

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

331 I think both Sandy Cortez and the guttersnipe Crockett are being stage managed. By who is debatable, but they're neither "authentic" nor doing a single thing without a prepared script. I don't subscribe either of them as having any sort of political savvy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM


* smiles *

Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

332 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2025 03:20 PM (DJQ2F)


WOOHOO!!!
And like any good moron, he's already looking for bewbs.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (W/lyH)

333 321
Look up "Camp Century" in Greenland, an abandoned under-ice base, powered by a nuclear reactor we built in the late '50s.

They misunderestimated how much the ice would shift.

Also, we kinda didn't tell Denmark we would be using a nuclear reactor.... and didn't really even ask for permission for the whole thing, just did it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM (w6EFb)

I guess it's the old it;s better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2025 03:25 PM (MFuOv)

334 Respondents of the poll made their preference known by stomping their hooves three times for Ms. Ocasio Cortez.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (ewjUl)

335 Obviously a far right fascist Nazi bigot!

Breaking911@Breaking911
UAW President Shawn Fain, who endorsed Kamala & said 'Donald Trump is a scab':

"We are ECSTATIC to see an administration finally address the unfair trade laws in this country. These laws have destroyed the American working class."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (L/fGl)

336 They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone


These days, she's playing the stereotype of the brash, mouthy aunt or neighbor that was featured on almost every black sitcom of the last 50 years. She's liable to lose votes among black males, since she probably reminds them of their ex-wives, ex-girlfriends and former mothers-in-law.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (mADJX)

337 Timmehhh

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (ZmJyQ)

338 Congrats to all, Madame M.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

339 A moment of silence, please.

After months of cuts, State Department says it's officially shuttering USAID

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 28, 2025 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

---------------

* Insert African dancing pallbearers meme here *

Anyway ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:27 PM (Ux0wf)

340 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

Sounds like he's inherited his grandma's uppitiness.

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

341 Respondents of the poll made their preference known by stomping their hooves three times for Ms. Ocasio Cortez.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM


This is somewhat insulting to many of our confreres.

Posted by: J. Kerry and S. J. Parker at March 28, 2025 03:28 PM (a3Q+t)

342 AOC is becoming pretty scary-looking. La Bruja.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 03:28 PM (8zz6B)

343 Just biding my time, bitches...

Posted by: Screaming' A. Smith at March 28, 2025 03:28 PM (2l9Gd)

344 After reading the posts I assume a new grandchild for Madame Mayhem. Congrats !

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:28 PM (/U5Yz)

345 BRING ON THE TIT-AYS!

Posted by: Boy Mayhem at March 28, 2025 03:28 PM (jc0TO)

346 194 Areolas like silver dollar pancakes.
-----------------
As a kid in Las Vegas it was a treat to get Silver Dollar Pancakes. I was like, who thought of this!

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:29 PM (Hpgos)

347 Interesting. Ritz crackers are full of seed oils and HFCS. What garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 03:29 PM (jO2x6)

348 Look up "Camp Century" in Greenland, an abandoned under-ice base, powered by a nuclear reactor we built in the late '50s.

Adverse possession. Didn't nobody say nuffin!

Posted by: MkY at March 28, 2025 03:29 PM (cPGH3)

349 These days, she's playing the stereotype of the brash, mouthy aunt or neighbor that was featured on almost every black sitcom of the last 50 years. She's liable to lose votes among black males, since she probably reminds them of their ex-wives, ex-girlfriends and former mothers-in-law.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (mADJX)

--------------

Where have you gone Dear Auntie Esther?
A Party turned its lonely lies to you ... woo hoo hoo

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:29 PM (Ux0wf)

350 342 AOC is becoming pretty scary-looking. La Bruja.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Her face and butt definitely looks fatter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:30 PM (/U5Yz)

351 What a fluster cluck the Democrat Party is

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2025 03:30 PM (7gwL+)

352 Congrats on another Future Leader.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:30 PM (Hpgos)

353 You know who else ran for president?

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 03:30 PM (ZmJyQ)

354 350 342 AOC is becoming pretty scary-looking. La Bruja.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Her face and butt definitely looks fatter.
--------------
I hear she does butt stuff.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:31 PM (Hpgos)

355 They have video of Crockett from years ago where she speaks proper english intelligently. She grew up affluent and is well educated. Now she speaks ghetto cadence and "Hoods" it up for everybody. She's phony as hell.
Posted by: Frank Barone

These days, she's playing the stereotype of the brash, mouthy aunt or neighbor that was featured on almost every black sitcom of the last 50 years. She's liable to lose votes among black males, since she probably reminds them of their ex-wives, ex-girlfriends and former mothers-in-law.
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (mADJX)
______

It's not uncommon for blacks -- especially young black women -- to do this. I was forwarded a text string today from a well-educated Haitian girl who was laughing about how ghetto she sounds when talking to other blacks.

The text string is utterly incomprehensible. I'm not sure it's in English. Example: "so bro nigga dead dayroom he pretend like he was to scam me otp and all bro like wtf so bruh I found his addy."

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

356 La Bruja?

She turned you into a newt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2025 03:31 PM (7gwL+)

357
AOC in 28'? Not a problem

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at March 28, 2025 03:31 PM (EFZgU)

358
The purpose of Camp Century was a forward nuclear missile base I think. Get close to the Soviets hiding under the ice.

The problem was the ice sheet shifting more than they thought. Also, big time sewage problems. They had sewage pits, and the stuff started seeping horizontally, and the odor inside the facility became untenable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:31 PM (w6EFb)

359 354 350 342 AOC is becoming pretty scary-looking. La Bruja.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Her face and butt definitely looks fatter.
--------------
I hear she does butt stuff.
Posted by: Pudinhead


To her Croc wearing 'boyfriend?'

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:32 PM (/U5Yz)

360 She turned you into a newt?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2025 03:31 PM (7gwL+)

I didn't get better.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 28, 2025 03:32 PM (ZmJyQ)

361 The view from DU:

"Every presser turns into a Biden or Hillary bashing party!

Distraction from their own agenda and failed policies!

---

Amazing what can be accomplished when you're not on your back foot reacting to every attack and are more concerned with Liberty than Dignity.

Posted by: Fen at March 28, 2025 03:32 PM (c5hJL)

362 Also, big time sewage problems. They had sewage pits, and the stuff started seeping horizontally, and the odor inside the facility became untenable.

Like the ISS then?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)

363 Okay, what is the point of this?

https://tinyurl.com/ywe4xsm5

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2025 03:33 PM (jc0TO)

364 As a kid in Las Vegas it was a treat to get Silver Dollar Pancakes. I was like, who thought of this!

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:29 PM (Hpgos)

---------------

Dude, I grew up in Vegas (Chaparral '79) and remember those (although it never occurred to me that it might have been a local thing)!

And I'm old enough to remember people playing slot machines with actual silver dollars ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:33 PM (W6rtH)

365 Mike Pence will be the 2028 Democrat candidate for President. He's got the gray hair that screams experience, and the standard GOPe backbone Democrats require in their puppets.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 28, 2025 03:33 PM (VNX3d)

366 359 354 350 342 AOC is becoming pretty scary-looking. La Bruja.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Her face and butt definitely looks fatter.
--------------
I hear she does butt stuff.
Posted by: Pudinhead

To her Croc wearing 'boyfriend?'
----------
Isn't he a ginger?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:33 PM (Hpgos)

367 Look up "Camp Century" in Greenland, an abandoned under-ice base, powered by a nuclear reactor we built in the late '50s.

They misunderestimated how much the ice would shift.

Also, we kinda didn't tell Denmark we would be using a nuclear reactor.... and didn't really even ask for permission for the whole thing, just did it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:24 PM (w6EFb)

I remember reading about it years ago and thinking "that is pretty fucking cool. But uh... how did they not realize that the ice would be constantly moving? Did they not consult anyone with any understanding of how ice works?"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 28, 2025 03:34 PM (uCjyK)

368 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2025 03:34 PM (pa0b5)

369 Congrats Madame. Height and weight? Sounds like a Buster.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 28, 2025 03:34 PM (wBaIH)

370 And unto the world was born Major Mayhem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2025 03:34 PM (7gwL+)

371 And I'm old enough to remember people playing slot machines with actual silver dollars ...
------------------
Me too. This was like 1961 there abouts.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:34 PM (Hpgos)

372
These days, she's playing the stereotype of the brash, mouthy aunt or neighbor that was featured on almost every black sitcom of the last 50 years. She's liable to lose votes among black males, since she probably reminds them of their ex-wives, ex-girlfriends and former mothers-in-law.
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (mADJX)



It won't be long until the Donk commie cocksuckers chuckle that they don't care about the black male vote because they're all felons and can't vote anyway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2025 03:35 PM (y9nCu)

373 Don't know if it's been mentioned yet but SE Asia had a big earthquake. Videos I've seen are impressive.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2025 03:35 PM (g8Ew8)

374
Okay, what is the point of this?

https://tinyurl.com/ywe4xsm5
Posted by: Grump928


I dunno, but at that low price I can't afford to not buy it!

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 03:36 PM (H4wXo)

375 334 Respondents of the poll made their preference known by stomping their hooves three times for Ms. Ocasio Cortez.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (ewjUl)


Neigh I say. We shan't run someone with so little gravitas. Neigh!

Posted by: John kerry at March 28, 2025 03:36 PM (OA79/)

376 373 Don't know if it's been mentioned yet but SE Asia had a big earthquake. Videos I've seen are impressive.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2025 03:35 PM (g8Ew

7.7... A big one in Burma... Yeah I know .. Myanmar

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2025 03:36 PM (VE6XX)

377 372
These days, she's playing the stereotype of the brash, mouthy aunt or neighbor that was featured on almost every black sitcom of the last 50 years. She's liable to lose votes among black males, since she probably reminds them of their ex-wives, ex-girlfriends and former mothers-in-law.
Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 03:26 PM (mADJX)
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Mrs. Kravitz?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:36 PM (Hpgos)

378 >>363 Okay, what is the point of this?

https://tinyurl.com/ywe4xsm5
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Better barrel cooling and less weight. It looks gay.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:36 PM (/U5Yz)

379
Glock 21 -- a great .45, or a piece of heiny kraut shit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 03:37 PM (H4wXo)

380 I think Mike Pence is hiding in the same place as Jeb Bush. Sorry “Low Energy” Jeb.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2025 03:37 PM (jO2x6)

381 HE'S OUT!!! THE BOY IS OUT AND YELLING ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem

Yay! Welcome to the world, sweet boy!

Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2025 03:37 PM (CM7zZ)

382 NJ Mayor Wine Mom arrested DWI picking toodler up from day care.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 28, 2025 03:37 PM (wBaIH)

383 7.7... A big one in Burma... Yeah I know .. Myanmar
Posted by: It's me donna


Thailand had a close shave with it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2025 03:37 PM (pa0b5)

384 English translation of the poll: since people don't like them, deported illegals won't vote for them if the election is honest, and Trump is working to cut off NGO and USAID funding of the Dems and to bring in paper ballots and voter ID, the Dems will have to rig or otherwise steal the electionto return to power. They're already fighting election integrity tooth and nail.

Posted by: Peter B at March 28, 2025 03:38 PM (CmTWc)

385 Wolfus, you'll know you've actually retired when you
a) no longer set the alarm clock for work in the morning,
and
b) no longer wake up at the time you'd normally have set the alarm for.

Trust me on this -- it takes a bit longer than you'd think it would.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 28, 2025 03:38 PM (q3u5l)

386 7.7... A big one in Burma... Yeah I know .. Myanmar
Posted by: It's me donna


Thailand had a close shave with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2025 03:37 PM (pa0b5)

ISWYDT +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2025 03:38 PM (Aqu9a)

387 There's a very real threat that AoC will mature in office. Consider, for her age? She has done quite well in politics.
I don't want to tempt fate, especially while some Republicans are searching for a path back to permanent minority status, but a pre-mature AoC candidacy might be I'm our best interests.

Posted by: Fen at March 28, 2025 03:38 PM (c5hJL)

388 And I'm old enough to remember people playing slot machines with actual silver dollars ...
------------------
Me too. This was like 1961 there abouts.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2025 03:34 PM (Hpgos)

I don't think you can find an actual coin-accepting slot machine in Nevada anymore. They all want you to buy tokens or a card from the cashier to be able to play the slots. What little business they would ever have gotten from me, they lost right there. The old, "WTF, I'll throw a few coins in the slots, might get lucky." has been brushed away. Killed the impulse market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 03:39 PM (8zz6B)

389 Don't know if it's been mentioned yet but SE Asia had a big earthquake. Videos I've seen are impressive.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons

Mentioned on the MR. I read about it on ZH. Surprisingly, they weren't blaming da Juice.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2025 03:39 PM (KAi1n)

390 355 It's not uncommon for blacks -- especially young black women -- to do this. I was forwarded a text string today from a well-educated Haitian girl who was laughing about how ghetto she sounds when talking to other blacks. - Eric Blade

Yes, I noticed this at the agency I worked at in D.C. In a meeting or mixed social situation, it was standard English; but when some of the girls got together chatting on the sidewalk outside, the patois was almost unintelligible.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 03:40 PM (mADJX)

391 >>379
Glock 21 -- a great .45, or a piece of heiny kraut shit?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Austrian perfection. You could look at a 1911 and receive a hernia carrying it around.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:40 PM (/U5Yz)

392
Also, big time sewage problems. They had sewage pits, and the stuff started seeping horizontally, and the odor inside the facility became untenable.

Like the ISS then?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)




EPA Headquarters building

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2025 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

393 112 In a better timeline, she was elected in 2016, spanked Putins ass in syria, Ukraine wasn't invaded and Iran never sacrificed.

-----

Who wants to tell them that Ukraine was invaded under Biden?
Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (y9ksN)


Russia annexed the Crimea during the mostly peaceful and exalted reign of Barry the Lightworker.

Posted by: But that's not important now at March 28, 2025 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

394 I refuse to call it "Myanmar."

Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

395 Markets down about 2% today ... no doubt because of the coming AOC presidency.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2025 03:40 PM (Cus5s)

396 Mike 30 Pences of Silver

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 03:41 PM (ZmJyQ)

397 "Eat. Pray. Vote Democrat."

And throw in an occasional bj during election season

Posted by: Madonna at March 28, 2025 03:41 PM (bhV/D)

398
And I'm old enough to remember people playing slot machines with actual silver dollars ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:33 PM (W6rt

I remember that too, the silver dollars. I remember how dirty they made your hands.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2025 03:41 PM (MFuOv)

399 So she will run for prez, make a big splash with the lefty lunatics, and the Party money men will push her out for...who?

Hillary again?

Posted by: PJ at March 28, 2025 03:41 PM (RRCAT)

400
As fun as it would be to see Lady Donkey Chompers von Hairyback run for Preezy,

It won't happen.

The New Clinton is out there somewhere getting ready to run. Like Bill, he'll come from some smallish state and be a hungry nobody. A blank slate, the blanker the better. Democrats love them some blank slates.

I have no idea who it will be, but someone unlikely is gonna roll the dice knowing that the media will back them 100%. Maybe they'll even play piccolo instead of sax on late night propaganda festivals talk shows.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2025 03:41 PM (iJfKG)

401 387 There's a very real threat that AoC will mature in office. Consider, for her age? She has done quite well in politics.
I don't want to tempt fate, especially while some Republicans are searching for a path back to permanent minority status, but a pre-mature AoC candidacy might be I'm our best interests.
Posted by: Fen at March 28, 2025 03:38 PM (c5hJL)

Imagine her still in office at 80 wielding Pelosi's giant gavel in one hand and the regular one in the other. What knockers!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)

402 "Eat. Pray. Vote Democrat."

And throw in an occasional bj during election season
Posted by: Madonna at March 28, 2025 03:41 PM (bhV/D)

Well, it's perfect for any occasion. Or just because, even!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (Aqu9a)

403 Ok they are but let me roll.

It's going to be Pete Booty. Watch.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (ZmJyQ)

Just a white homosexual that has just about 0 oppression points. Not gonna fly. They will need someone craaazy

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (n7h9X)

404 I heard today on CNN Trump induced Global Warming Polices caused the Earthquake in SEA today.

Trump lied and the earth died !!!!!!!!!!!!

We need Cackles as POTUS to save the World.............

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (AH9PT)

405 379
Glock 21 -- a great .45, or a piece of heiny kraut shit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2025 03:37 PM (H4wXo)

Glocks suck.

Get a 1911.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:43 PM (Qg+KP)

406 I refuse to call it "Myanmar."
Posted by: Bulg at March 28, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)


Myanmar is the best Girl Scout Cookie.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2025 03:43 PM (iJfKG)

407 Okay, what is the point of this?

https://tinyurl.com/ywe4xsm5

Posted by: Grump928

----------------

Doubles as a curling iron after firing 100 rounds in rapid succession?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:43 PM (aqimO)

408 Just a white homosexual that has just about 0 oppression points. Not gonna fly. They will need someone craaazy
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (n7h9X)

Strapping on a set of fake titties to suckle your store-boughten baby is sane?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (8zz6B)

409 I refuse to call it "Myanmar."
Posted by: Bulg

"My Myanmar girlfriend" doesn't have the same ring to it...

Posted by: MkY at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (cPGH3)

410 In a better timeline, she was elected in 2016, spanked Putins ass in syria, Ukraine wasn't invaded and Iran never sacrificed.

-----

Who wants to tell them that Ukraine was invaded under Biden?
Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2025 02:48 PM (y9ksN)

And Iran was sacrificed to who? They seem to be doing decently in this timeline.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (n7h9X)

411 Imagine her still in office at 80 wielding Pelosi's giant gavel in one hand and the regular one in the other. What knockers!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (OA79/)

I already have called dibs on the Giant Gavel. It goes with me into the coffin.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (Aqu9a)

412 Yo is

Posted by: Redacted at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (CGfsA)

413 Get a 1911.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:43 PM (Qg+KP)

You're just partial to it because that's the year you were born.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (ZmJyQ)

414 391 Glock 21 -- a great .45, or a piece of heiny kraut shit?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Austrian perfection. You could look at a 1911 and receive a hernia carrying it around.

Posted by: Maj. Healey


Ok, honey, start moving toward the exit, I think there's going to be a gun fight.

Posted by: Paco at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (mADJX)

415 >> Did they not consult anyone with any understanding of how ice works?"

It was a learning experience. Don't know if they knew all the details back then or not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (w6EFb)

416 Get a 1911.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:43 PM (Qg+KP)

You're just partial to it because that's the year you were born.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM



and so it begins

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2025 03:45 PM (jc0TO)

417 413 Get a 1911.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:43 PM (Qg+KP)

You're just partial to it because that's the year you were born.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (ZmJyQ)


And then the murders began...

Posted by: But that's not important now at March 28, 2025 03:45 PM (PiwSw)

418 If you want a spare anchor for your boat, by all means get a 1911.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 28, 2025 03:45 PM (/U5Yz)

419 Just a white homosexual that has just about 0 oppression points. Not gonna fly. They will need someone craaazy
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (n7h9X)

Strapping on a set of fake titties to suckle your store-boughten baby is sane?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM (8zz6B)

Relative to even Beto who fed his wife baby poo, yeah.

Transes lead the chart these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:45 PM (n7h9X)

420 419 Just a white homosexual that has just about 0 oppression points. Not gonna fly. They will need someone craaazy
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (n7h9X)

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This is why the Democrats had to steal the election from Bernie Sanders.

Twice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 28, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

421 In the beginning ACO was broke busted and disgusted...


How This Young Political Group Discovered Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

https://tinyurl.com/5dudwvwv

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 28, 2025 03:47 PM (hCK6P)

422 What "core Democrat principles" are those? Is low intelligence a core Dem principle maybe?

Posted by: Wade Hampton at March 28, 2025 03:48 PM (Su9Le)

423 Ok they are but let me roll.

It's going to be Pete Booty. Watch.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 02:38 PM (ZmJyQ)

Just a white homosexual that has just about 0 oppression points. Not gonna fly. They will need someone craaazy

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:42 PM (n7h9X)

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If it comes out of the closet as a full retard commie -- like his father did -- and starts quoting the latter, he'll come off as plenty crazy.

But yeah, his only two major accomplishments in life are taking it up the ass and chest-feeding ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:48 PM (EE4b6)

424 Nood Hillary

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 28, 2025 03:48 PM (MGB5H)

425 Get a 1911.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at March 28, 2025 03:43 PM (Qg+KP)

You're just partial to it because that's the year you were born.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2025 03:44 PM

Duck and cover!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 28, 2025 03:48 PM (g8Ew8)

426 AOC too sheesh

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 28, 2025 03:49 PM (hCK6P)

427 387 There's a very real threat that AoC will mature in office. Consider, for her age? She has done quite well in politics.
I don't want to tempt fate, especially while some Republicans are searching for a path back to permanent minority status, but a pre-mature AoC candidacy might be I'm our best interests.
Posted by: Fen at March 28, 2025 03:38 PM (c5hJL)

She was the front for a clique of lefties who managed to topple a 'powerful' Dem who was so inattentive to lose a primary where AOC got less than 20K votes IIRC.

Her smart move was being absorbed into the borg and being use as a fundraiser prop.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:49 PM (n7h9X)

428 My theory is Trump pardoned Hunters lawyer partner for the same reason he endorsed Linny Graham.
Witness testimony...BOOM!!!!
Trump playing the loooong game..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 28, 2025 03:52 PM (hCK6P)

429 It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.

Posted by: J. Peterman at March 28, 2025 03:53 PM (2l9Gd)

430 As fun as it would be to see Lady Donkey Chompers von Hairyback run for Preezy,

It won't happen.

The New Clinton is out there somewhere getting ready to run. Like Bill, he'll come from some smallish state and be a hungry nobody. A blank slate, the blanker the better. Democrats love them some blank slates.

I have no idea who it will be, but someone unlikely is gonna roll the dice knowing that the media will back them 100%. Maybe they'll even play piccolo instead of sax on late night propaganda festivals talk shows.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2025 03:41 PM (iJfKG)

The rest of the crabs in the bucket would pull this guy down.

Clinton won because he did have political skills, he was likeable and smart enough to reverse course when stupid dem policies failed.

And also the "real" candidates like Teddy K and Cuomo sat the year out because Bush was 'impossible to beat'.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:53 PM (n7h9X)

431 Zelensky Sensationally Claims 'Putin Will Die Soon'

"It is very important that America does not help Putin to get out of this global isolation now."

Posted by: SMOD at March 28, 2025 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

432 In the beginning ACO was broke busted and disgusted...

How This Young Political Group Discovered Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

https://tinyurl.com/5dudwvwv

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 28, 2025 03:47 PM (hCK6P)

---------------

The conservative podcaster "Mr. Reagan" (Chris Kohls) had a viral video about her being a puppet and essentially winning a casting call entitled "The Brains Behind AOC Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:55 PM (zGuD2)

433 SHOCKING: Speaker Julie McCluskie (D) is effectively encouraging Coloradans on Medicaid to have an abortion instead of giving birth, because it's cheaper for the state.

.. Democrats are such babies

Posted by: SMOD at March 28, 2025 03:56 PM (RHGPo)

434 My theory is Trump pardoned Hunters lawyer partner for the same reason he endorsed Linny Graham.
Witness testimony...BOOM!!!!
Trump playing the loooong game..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 28, 2025 03:52 PM (hCK6P)

and well he dude did get screwed by Biden. Autopen should have done more for him. So now he's pissed and probably won't fight testimony.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:56 PM (n7h9X)

435 Zelensky Sensationally Claims 'Putin Will Die Soon'

"It is very important that America does not help Putin to get out of this global isolation now."

Posted by: SMOD at March 28, 2025 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

--------------

Putin should respond: "But first, you will blow me ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:56 PM (R9QMz)

436 My theory is Trump pardoned Hunters lawyer partner for the same reason he endorsed Linny Graham.
Witness testimony...BOOM!!!!
Trump playing the loooong game..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 28, 2025 03:52 PM (hCK6P)

He's one of the core backers of BRICS which has huge influence everywhere outside the US and Europe.

Only he EU would believe that nonsense.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:58 PM (n7h9X)

437 We have a Space Force base in Greenland?

Thule Air Base, I think

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Air Base? LOL try Star-

We are experiencing technical difficulties

Please stand by.

Posted by: Fen at March 28, 2025 03:58 PM (c5hJL)

438 Zelensky Sensationally Claims 'Putin Will Die Soon'

"It is very important that America does not help Putin to get out of this global isolation now."

Posted by: SMOD at March 28, 2025 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

--------------

Putin should respond: "But first, you will blow me ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 28, 2025 03:56 PM (R9QMz)

He's one of the core backers of BRICS which has huge influence everywhere outside the US and Europe.

Only he EU would believe that nonsense.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:58 PM (n7h9X)

dang cut n paste

Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2025 03:59 PM (n7h9X)

439 Ocasio/Crockett 2028. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: pokermik at March 28, 2025 04:45 PM (FfgOJ)

440 It ain't a good thing Ace. It means that the Overton window has been moved to dead red communist. The actual important take is that most Americans need deprogramming and it isn't going to be easy. In fact many of these people are lost forever. It's a crises, not something with a benefit.

Posted by: jeremiah at March 28, 2025 05:40 PM (1Qk/u)

441 I don't think people realize that AOC is always a joke when she speaks, she gets attention because she is the "youngest" stop.

She was, WAS, a moderately attractive Miha with Tetas, now she is a Tia with a drawn face, who has tetas, by 2028, she is edging on abuela face with tetas. It worked for Pelosi, will it work for AOC? I notice that the crown prince of Democratic dominance who never won the popular vote Bill Clinton lost interest in women who had great tetas the second they became Tia's let alone Abuela's.

As for the corruption of Clintons. Pick their highest payers of "speaking fees" and you will find everyone they accuse trump of cozying up to, or abandoning.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 29, 2025 08:22 AM (XKj0h)

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