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A third of all federal judges on the DC district court were born outside the United States.


The United States District Court for the District of Columbia, the source of many of the cases interfering with President Donald Trump's authority, has 15 judges, (Counting Chief Judge James Boasberg) and five of them were born outside the United States.

While country of origin doesn't come up in most jobs, it is worth asking if judges with ties to foreign nations and cultures are the right ones to make decisions affecting the U.S. military or immigration.

The concept of foreign-born judges is a newer phenomenon in this district. In addition to the 15 main judges, the D.C. District has 10 older, senior judges who still occasionally hear cases in the district. This group, nominated as far back as Ronald Reagan the 1980s, were all born in the U.S.

But starting in 2014, former President Barack Obama appointed Judge Tanya Sue Chutkan, born in Kingston, Jamaica. She was in the U.S. by 1979, attending George Washington University. Before sitting on federal court, she had no experience as a judge. Chutkan is overseeing the legal challenge to DOGE's work to slash excess government spending.

Obama also appointed Judge Amit P. Mehta to the D.C. court. Mehta also had no previous experience as a judge. Mehta was born in Patan, Gujarat, India. He and his parents came to the U.S. when he was a baby, age one. He was raised in Maryland. Mehta will oversee four January 6 civil cases that aim to blame Trump for injuries and squeeze money, court time, and political embarrassment out of him.

The other three foreign born judges were nominated by former President Joe Biden.

What a surprise.

All day long I've dreaded having to even comment on this story because it's so preposterously trivial. Matt Vespa:

So, what the hell is this story now?

It's a warning that perhaps more administrative due diligence should be applied when creating these group chats on encrypted and secure messenger apps. Still, while alarming at first, the hubbub is dying down quickly. This story in The Atlantic that secret war plans were disclosed to known anti-Trump fake news writer Jeffrey Goldberg, who was accidentally added to the group, is falling apart faster than a skiff made of paper.

It turns out that serial hoaxer Jeffrey Goldberg, of the "You gotta believe me brah, Trump totally called veterans 'suckers and losers,' I'm telling you brah" hoax, claimed he received "classified information" when some unknown staffer accidentally added his name to a group Signal chat about the Houthis. He said he wouldn't reveal the classified information, but you gotta believe me brah, I totally received it, I just can't say what it was brah, it's so classified that Sacred Honor compels my silence.

Well Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard have told him put up or shut up, giving him permission to reveal this supposedly super-classified information that he's telling us is so classified he can't talk about it. And he's not revealing what it was, because it was nothing, and he's another fucking liar at Steve Jobs' AWFL wife's vanity magazine The Atlantic.

I don't even understand what I'm supposed to be so upset by: If everything the liar Jeffrey Goldberg said was true, which it isn't because all he does is lie on behalf of the neocon sect of the Democrat Party establishment, then what happened was that someone accidentally added him to a group chat he shouldn't have been added to and he saw some exchanges between some top Trump officials.

So someone did an oopsie with a fat finger, and -- what? Trump should resign? Fire Tulsi Gabbard? Fire Pete Hegseth?

Why?

It gets worse when you consider Sean Davis' claim that it was Jeffrey Goldberg's friend, who works for Trump negotiator Michael Waltz, who was responsible for accidentally adding Goldberg. Goldberg ignores that and just asserts, insanely, that Pete Hegseth should resign for a very minor glitch committed by, Sean Davis alleges, Goldberg's fucking pal.


Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

The Signal chat thing is a gut check for alleged cons.

Nothing significant was revealed. Worst case, it was a mistake that will never happen again. More likely, a proven liar has now lied about at least some of it.

And yet, so many people are delighted to have the opportunity to freak out about something that Trump administration did. It's bizarre how they play along with leftist narratives. The answer to your enemies is to give them nothing. Nothing.

You're not being principled. You're not demonstrating integrity. You're showing weakness.

Never ever ever give them the head of one of your allies.

Understand that your enemies never get anything except pain and mockery. There's no such thing as even handedness. Either win or you lose. I choose winning. You do you.

This is just another hysterical meltdown by the pill-popping anxiety-ridden neurotics of the liberal non-thinking class looking for a new Russia Russia Russia fake scandal to scream about while collecting clickbait money from their degenerate mentally-ill readers/victims.

I don't even think this rates this response. This is sub-nothing.

Hey, lefty pill-poppers and impotent alcoholics and closet-cases: Go fuck yourselves to death.

Here, let me propose what the left always proposes when the bureaucracy commits actual crimes: We mustn't fire anyone, we must reform the procedures!!!

Australian universities are so dependent on US welfare that they've called for a crisis meeting in the wake of Trump's cuts to USAID.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has faced calls to respond after the Trump administration cut funding to seven Australian universities.

The administration's move came after US agencies asked Australian researchers to justify why they should continue receiving American research grants.

The surveys they received asked several questions including whether the researchers had received funding from China, and if their university had recognised only two sexes - male and female.

The institutions which have had their funding cut are the Australian National University, Monash University, University of Technology Sydney, University of NSW, Charles Darwin University, Macquarie University and UNSW.

Australian Academy of Science chief executive Anna-Maria Arabia told the Australian Financial Review the federal government had to be quicker to respond to the cuts rather than choosing to "wait and see".

"It is incumbent on the prime minister to call an emergency meeting of the National Science and Technology Council, which he chairs, compelling all ministers to the table to share intel and comprehensively assess the extent of Australia's exposure to a reduction in US R&D investment across portfolios," Ms Arabia said.

"The consequences of inaction are profound with consequences for every Australian's way of life," she said.

Let me get this off my chest: It is in fact racist that we continue to pump trillions in US taxpayer dollars to these relatively well-off white layabouts in Europe and Australia, and I demand an END to this racist welfare regime.

Cut them all off. Make these sexually-twisted white (for the moment) perpetual adolescents pay their own way for the first time in their lives.

I can't believe this, but the race hustler fired from MSNBC, Tiffany Cross, went on CNN to attack Trump for deporting violent criminals while, get this, playing the race card. It's almost as if -- as if -- she's an extremely stupid robot whose one trick is blaming The White Man.


Jasmine Crockett called wheelchair-bound Governor Gregg Abbott "Governor Hot Wheels."

Texas Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett has been trying to out-AOC NY Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and to out-Bern Vermont independent Sen. Bernie Sanders with her zany comments and air of lunacy lately. She's threatened DOGE chief Elon Musk--it was disturbing enough that the attorney general of the United States warned her to "tread carefully"--and in a recent interview, she said that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) needed to be "knocked over the head."
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Later on Monday, though, she crossed any bounds of decency and openly mocked Lone Star State Governor Greg Abbott's disability. Speaking at the Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Dinner, she lowered herself to a new level of deplorable when she called him "Governor Hot Wheels," presumably because he is confined to a wheelchair.

Now this low-IQ c*nt claims she wasn't referring to his wheelchair. She blames us for "misinterpreting" her.


Oh no -- just after Jasmine Crockett called for Republicans to be "punched" and for Ted Cruz to be punched specifically in the head, "hard," until he was knocked over, Jasmine Crockett is now herself facing security threats and people trying to lay unfriendly hands on her!

What is this strange situation I find myself in -- could it be, the consequences of my own actions?

@RepJasmine

This morning an individual attempted to my invade personal safety for a soundbite. Thank you to my Colleague @RepTimBurchett for putting himself between me and the individual to ensure I made it to Committee. In a time of division, he put respect and safety first and I appreciate it.

#Cancel Tim Burchett.

YES:

If Trump hadn't been elected, the federal government would continue paying that $11 billion every year for as long as the US persisted (which might have been a matter of mere years).

Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM




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1 Hello!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at March 25, 2025 06:18 PM (USyCi)

2
First?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2025 06:18 PM (w6EFb)

3 Why is the US funding Australian Universities?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2025 06:18 PM (W2Pud)

4 Go, Bobby!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 25, 2025 06:18 PM (QSrLX)

5 A fifth!

Posted by: Dad of Six at March 25, 2025 06:21 PM (aep2m)

6 All day long I've dreaded having to even comment on this story because it's so preposterously trivial. Matt Vespa:

hmm... *scribbles note* weathertech mat for a vespa.

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 06:21 PM (oY6Yp)

7 I’m liking this new reality.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2025 06:21 PM (vK/Ja)

8 From what I'm reading online, Signal is approved for use by all CIA officers to discuss sensitive information. It's installed by default when you get your government comms phones and laptops.

The description of the chat includes the participants saying that if they wanted to discuss this or that, they needed to go to a more secure system of comms.

It beggars belief they said this in the chat, and then proceeded to put top secret or compartmentalized info above top secret into the chat. Especially now that this mook has been given permission to reveal any info that shouldn't have been discussed in that channel.

The only issue I see is that Goldberg was admitted to the chat. Everything else seems above board.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 06:21 PM (lIio7)

9 Good things Affirmatve Action has produced
a)
b)
c)
d)

Pencils down, racists.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 25, 2025 06:22 PM (QSrLX)

10 Chutkan isnt just from Jamaica. She comes from a prominent political family in Jamaica. Her grandfather was a big shot in the People's National Party aka the Democrat Socialist Party.

And now you know why Obama chose her.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2025 06:22 PM (LkLld)

11 I let the otters know.

Posted by: Dad of Six at March 25, 2025 06:22 PM (aep2m)

12
Megyn Kelly just announced she's creating "MK Media" , a podcast network. Mark Halperin, Maureen Callahan, and Link Lauren will be the first podcasts under the new network.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2025 06:22 PM (w6EFb)

13 All day long I've dreaded having to even comment on this story because it's so preposterously trivial.

---------------

Even if someone wanted to intentionally leak "war plans" -- why would they give it to a hack and rag that nobody reads?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 25, 2025 06:23 PM (xfPBr)

14 That Crockett chick is a real subhuman piece of shit, eh?

I denounce myself.

Nah, she is a subhuman piece of shit. The verdict stands.

Posted by: Stateless...71% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (jvJvP)

15 Nobody since Alvin Toffler, or even J. Edgar Hoover has believed electronic comms are secure. Ask David Wise all you experts.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (QSrLX)

16 From the last thread: Speaker Mike Johnson is an empty suit and a faggot. And a liar.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (/U5Yz)

17
This is sub-nothing.

============

I'm using that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (6IAhu)

18 Jasmine Crockett called wheelchair-bound Governor Gregg Abbott "Governor Hot Wheels."

_____________________________

Forgive me....I find this funny. And, yes, I still do Stephen Hawking impersonations.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (dIske)

19 >>>Even if someone wanted to intentionally leak "war plans" -- why would they give it to a hack and rag that nobody reads?

I don't even think they're alleging it was intentional.

But they want a firing because someone accidentally added the wrong name, and then claiming, "Well if someone in the Biden Administration accidentally added the wrong name, you'd demand impeachment!"

Would we though? I don't remember doing that.

I remember saying that Biden was incapacitated and that the people illegally exercising power in his name should be prosecuted. Don't remember calling for impeachments over Fat-Fingering a name in a chat.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:25 PM (KRtlO)

20 However much you hate the media, it's not enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:25 PM (aOqEy)

21 it is worth asking if judges with ties to foreign nations and cultures are the right ones to make decisions affecting the U.S. military or immigration.

It's worth asking if any judge should be making "decisions" affecting the US military, immigration, or the execution of Presidential duties.

They are not President.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (NCclz)

22 12
Megyn Kelly just announced she's creating "MK Media" , a podcast network. Mark Halperin, Maureen Callahan, and Link Lauren will be the first podcasts under the new network.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Will Megyn and Maureen French kiss?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (/U5Yz)

23 3 Why is the US funding Australian Universities?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2025 06:18 PM (W2Pud


And where the hell is our money?

It's like people were ordering drinks all around and we were out of the room.

Posted by: Stateless...71% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (jvJvP)

24 that said, for this thread only, anyone who writes a typo will be banned for life.

I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (KRtlO)

25
Yep, that's about it from what I'm reading. Signal is approved for non-classified communication. No classified material was discussed by the parties involved.

The only fuckup was fat-fingering Goldberg into it, and the question is who. First suspect was Mike Waltz, but it apparently was a Waltz staffer.

The staffer was the one setting it up for his boss, and he was the one who apparently had "JG" in there, confusing him with the real "JG" who is Jamieson Greer, UT Trade Rep.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (w6EFb)

26 A third of all federal judges on the DC district court were born outside the United States.

The intent of bringing so many foreigners in is in part to overwhelm the native born.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (t0Rmr)

27 24 that said, for this thread only, anyone who writes a typo will be banned for life.

I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (KRtlO

Dam!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:27 PM (aOqEy)

28 > Nobody since Alvin Toffler, or even J. Edgar Hoover has believed electronic comms are secure.

Everything is some level of insecure. Any spoken word or written document or electronic communication can be intercepted or extracted in some way.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 06:27 PM (lIio7)

29 "Thank you to my Colleague @RepTimBurchett for putting himself between me and the individual to ensure I made it to Committee. In a time of division, he put respect and safety first and I appreciate it."

'Thank you, Tim, for dividing me from somebody who wished to engage me!'

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:27 PM (5ACBR)

30 Does signal meet FOIA requirements for record keeping and such? Because it's great that it's encrypted, but are storage agreements established, or are users printing out and digitizing conversations?

Or is it what we know is probably happening?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms, stop telling your daughters to be whores at March 25, 2025 06:28 PM (U8jwr)

31 Use this as a teaching moment about OPSEC and secure communications.

This is nothing compared to a Chicago newspaper printing the fact the US Navy had cracked JN-25 just weeks before the Battle of Midway. Luckily Japan never learned of this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2025 06:28 PM (RUwyk)

32 [O/T:]

Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47

🚨 POTUS signs an executive order on election integrity that includes the following provisions:

- Requires documentary, government-issued proof of U.S. citizenship on its voter registration forms.
- Conditions federal election-related funds on states complying with the integrity measures set forth by Federal law.
- Directs the updating of the Voluntary Voting System Guidelines 2.0 and security standards for voting equipment -- which includes requiring a voter-verifiable paper ballot record and not using ballots in which the counted vote is contained within a barcode or QR code.
- Directs the Attorney General to enter into information-sharing agreements with state election officials to identify cases of election fraud or other election law violations.
- Takes appropriate action against states that count ballots received after Election Day in Federal elections.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 25, 2025 06:29 PM (SbZCE)

33 Interesting theory on why the Signal story was hyped so much today, the day when members of Trump's intel team testified before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence. Doesn't sound so far fetched.

https://tinyurl.com/3x3vr2bs

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2025 06:29 PM (LkLld)

34 >> Will Megyn and Maureen French kiss?

Maureen isn't anywhere near the top of the list for whom I'd like to see that, but I'd still watch it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2025 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

35 Forgive me....I find this funny. And, yes, I still do Stephen Hawking impersonations.
Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (dIske)

Me too!!

Posted by: Howard Wolowitz - Engineer at March 25, 2025 06:29 PM (dgRL6)

36 Reporter outraged to learn about the Constitution.

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2025 06:29 PM (lCppi)

37 >>32 [O/T:]

Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47


I can't stand all this winning.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)

38 There will never be a bigger Fuckup in the recent Military than Biden's withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (aOqEy)

39 RFK Jr's voice is superior to Pavarotti's not in the way it sounds but in the things it says.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (47/pr)

40 "Nobody since Alvin Toffler, or even J. Edgar Hoover has believed electronic comms are secure. Ask David Wise all you experts."

Ask the J6 Pipe Bombers. 'Oh, the FBI just can't figure out how to unscramble the bombers' cell phone comms."

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (5ACBR)

41 Holy crap, the Cultural Marxists really took over the Judiciary branch

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (fwDg9)

42 that said, for this thread only, anyone who writes a typo will be banned for life.

I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.
Posted by: ace

Azert csak magyarul irok, hogy senki nem tud hogy hibas vagy nem!

Posted by: Miklos, mere Magyar Moron at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (RgW1J)

43 To me, it seems like a honey pot (but with fake and gay news) to draw out traitorous bitches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:31 PM (bss/y)

44 good point, JackStraw

there is so much more to life than drugs, it's good to see you in a "moment of clarity"

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:31 PM (KRtlO)

45 Seems lots of the Cultural Marxists Judges have stopped President Trump

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2025 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

46 that said, for this thread only, anyone who writes a typo will be banned for life.

I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (KRtlO)

*types even more slowly*

Yikes

*proofreads very carefully*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Me no type good at March 25, 2025 06:31 PM (0aYVJ)

47 Link to #32:

https://is.gd/3wZyZK

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 25, 2025 06:31 PM (SbZCE)

48 "for this thread only, anyone who writes a typo will be banned for life."

You spelled 'haiku' wrong.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (5ACBR)

49 People who will be completely forgotten in 5 years or less: Jeffrey Goldberg, Jasmine Crockett.

People who will change/have changed our world for the better: Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Greg Abbott.

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (lCppi)

50 I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (KRtlO


What about flat-fingering?

Posted by: Dude clinging to the railway track at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (8zz6B)

51 > Does signal meet FOIA requirements for record keeping and such? Because it's great that it's encrypted, but are storage agreements established, or are users printing out and digitizing conversations?

Signal is NOT peer to peer. It requires a server somewhere. But it's open source, so you can set up a server to host Signal communications. Or you can rely on Signal Foundation servers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (lIio7)

52
Dana Carvey was somewhere goofing on RFK, Jr. and his voice, doing impressions.

He said Bobby needs a AI generated JFK filter to say everything he says in JFK's voice, ie:

"We choose to attack the Pharmaceutical companies not because it is easy, but because it is hard."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (w6EFb)

53 Azert csak magyarul irok, hogy senki nem tud hogy hibas vagy nem!
Posted by: Miklos, mere Magyar Moron at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (RgW1J)

Was that Hungarian/Cthulhu talk spelled right? I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (bss/y)

54 Questions asked: Since the quality of life of Americans has cratered what did we spend that $37T on?

One Answer: Australian universities are so dependent on US welfare that they've called for a crisis meeting in the wake of Trump's cuts to USAID.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (t0Rmr)

55 22 12
Megyn Kelly just announced she's creating "MK Media" , a podcast network. Mark Halperin, Maureen Callahan, and Link Lauren will be the first podcasts under the new network.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Will Megyn and Maureen French kiss?


no need to get all oui-oui'ed up.

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (oY6Yp)

56 50 I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (KRtlO


What about flat-fingering?
Posted by: Dude clinging to the railway track at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (8zz6B)

We'll see how you do.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (bss/y)

57 Fat Fingering.

There's a moped joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (aOqEy)

58 "So someone did an oopsie with a fat finger, and -- what? Trump should resign? Fire Tulsi Gabbard? Fire Pete Hegseth?"


The gop(e) and sid are all calling for Trump to resign to remove this horrible stain from his failed presidency. The walls are literally closing in on Trump and he won't make his first (second) 100 days before he resigns in disgrace.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2025 06:33 PM (e5NfL)

59 Honestly, calling him "gov. Hotwheels" sounds pretty cool.

Yeah, but their rules it is cause for cancellation, but by sane rules it is nothing. Maybe even a compliment.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 06:33 PM (Xgmvf)

60 The whole SignalGate thing reeks of a set up by crooks in the US IC, all the way down to using 'news media' for amplification.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2025 06:33 PM (i0F8b)

61
- Requires documentary, government-issued proof of U.S. citizenship on its voter registration forms.


Fedgov arrested people for making their own Vaxxcards. How? Because they were "official government documents".

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2025 06:33 PM (t0Rmr)

62 That's good to hear that it wasn't Waltz. I've done some more checking on him and he has a distinguished past. think it's still a huge fuck up that they used a public app.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (GYHsz)

63 57 Fat Fingering.

There's a moped joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:32 PM (aOqEy)

Queen.

Stacey Abrams.

Rosie O'Donnell.

Demi Rose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (bss/y)

64 >>there is so much more to life than drugs, it's good to see you in a "moment of clarity"

Keep it up, funny man. You won't even see me coming.

I move like ninja.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (LkLld)

65 'Megyn Kelly just announced she's creating "MK Media"'

Recent ferment in the right wing media. Daily Wire down. MK Media up. Tim Pool stoned agin'.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (5ACBR)

66 Fat Fingering.

What the hell

Posted by: A Certain part of Lizzo is ringing at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (t0Rmr)

67 >>>And he's not revealing what it was, because it was nothing, and he's another fucking liar at Steve Jobs' AWFL wife's vanity magazine The Atlantic.
---

He said he has screenshots of specificity. Said he discussed it with magazine lawyers.
Isn't deliberately spreading/publishing false information about military operations a felony?
He and the Atlantic need a big headache.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (wE4lY)

68 But starting in 2014, former President Barack Obama appointed Judge Tanya Sue Chutkan, born in Kingston, Jamaica. She was in the U.S. by 1979, attending George Washington University. Before sitting on federal court, she had no experience as a judge.

Well, Obama was always more about melanin than merit.

Posted by: Paco at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (mADJX)

69 "paperwork Americans" remember that phrase from the evil Heartiste?

well it's very apt for these judges

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (Pv3Rg)

70 59 Honestly, calling him "gov. Hotwheels" sounds pretty cool.

Yeah, but their rules it is cause for cancellation, but by sane rules it is nothing. Maybe even a compliment.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 06:33 PM (Xgmvf)

We have called him far worse here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (bss/y)

71 that said, for this thread only, anyone who writes a typo will be banned for life.

Guess I'd better lurk for a while.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (mH6SG)

72 64 Keep it up, funny man. You won't even see me coming.

I move like ninja.


travel light, in and out quick. that's the life.

Posted by: harry tuttle at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (oY6Yp)

73 24 that said, for this thread only, anyone who writes a typo will be banned for life.

I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.
Posted by: ace
==========
Fag-fingering demands the death penalty.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (ctrM5)

74 So warplansgate is gonna be kaput ? The media was counting on it !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (VE6XX)

75 Vivi Frei did a really good interview of a Canadian Journalist.

Canada seems to be slowly waking up to the fact that they are doomed without US security, cash, and market. They are not a real country at all.

Seems like Europe, Aus, and Can are all really pissed that daddy Trump is taking away the allowance.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (Xgmvf)

76 Fickle Fat Finger of Fate.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (5ACBR)

77 Texas Democrat Rep. Jasmine "Claws" Crockett

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

78 Damn. ace is frisky this afternoon. garrett must have slipped him the ewok nip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (bss/y)

79 I don't even think this rates this response. This is sub-nothing.


it's dorky people talking about a bunch of people talking

literally no normal people care about shit that's basically just picayune nonsense about people talking

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 25, 2025 06:36 PM (Pv3Rg)

80 It gets worse when you consider Sean Davis' claim that it was Jeffrey Goldberg's friend, who works for Trump negotiator Michael Waltz, who was responsible for accidentally adding Goldberg.
***
This is the biggest problem: why is a buddy of the dipsh!t Goldberg working for an advisor to Trump?

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2025 06:36 PM (lCppi)

81 Dam!
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Technically, knot a typo.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 25, 2025 06:36 PM (/tzYP)

82 Rep. Jasmine "Slot Car" Crockett.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2025 06:36 PM (i0F8b)

83 This is the biggest problem: why is a buddy of the dipsh!t Goldberg working for an advisor to Trump?


sue my bet is that person doesn't work there anymore

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 25, 2025 06:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

84 We have called him far worse here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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You mean Boneless is worse that Hot Wheels? I think not; it is a term of warm endearment here at AOS.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:37 PM (ctrM5)

85 82 Rep. Jasmine "Slot Car" Crockett.
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2025 06:36 PM (i0F8b)

Jasmine 'Rock it in my' Crockett

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:37 PM (bss/y)

86 Megyn Kelly just announced she's creating "MK Media" , a podcast network. Mark Halperin, Maureen Callahan, and Link Lauren will be the first podcasts under the new network.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Will she be posting premium content for subscribers under the label "MK Ultra"?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2025 06:37 PM (B9Prs)

87
Keep it up, funny man. You won't even see me coming.

I move like ninja.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (LkLld)
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You move inside a cloud of smoke?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

88 Fat Fingering.

I demand a newsletter!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (mH6SG)

89 > think it's still a huge fuck up that they used a public app.

Rolling your own is almost certainly going to result in an inferior app with deep bugs. Signal is open source, bills itself as a secure method of communication, and is the top of the game. That means talented security researchers all over the world focus on their code to verify it for security, completeness, and correctness. It's obviously not perfect. No software is. But it's battle tested and fairly well hardened.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (lIio7)

90 This is the biggest problem: why is a buddy of the dipsh!t Goldberg working for an advisor to Trump?
Posted by: LASue
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This is the story of DC where too many GOP staffers are trying to climb the greasy pole to K Street Gold.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (ctrM5)

91 Wow, I couldn't even last 15 seconds into 'NBC Nightly News.'

It was leading with the story that shall not be mentioned. Back to 'The Great Courses.'

Posted by: Stateless...71% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (jvJvP)

92 . Jasmine Crockett.

Look.. I'm not related to this Beyotch

Posted by: Davey Crockett at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (VE6XX)

93 "someone did an oopsie with a fat finger"

It's a mistake that's not going to kill this administration, but if a Dem did it, we'd be raining shit all over them about it.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:39 PM (5ACBR)

94 asmine Crockett called wheelchair-bound Governor Gregg Abbott "Governor Hot Wheels."
......

They must not see eye to eye.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

95 What I got out of this story is that the principal officers of the US sound in private just like they do in public, something refreshing to know, and that Vance in particular, is no warmonger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 06:39 PM (jc0TO)

96 >>and not using ballots in which the counted vote is contained within a barcode or QR code.



I have argued about this a lot and no one seems to understand that the paper ballot is worthless if they only count the QR code (that no human can read.)

Thank God that the people in Trump's admin trying to fix this understand security at this level.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 06:39 PM (Xgmvf)

97 Rolling your own is almost certainly going to result in an inferior app with deep bugs. Signal is open source, bills itself as a secure method of communication, and is the top of the game. That means talented security researchers all over the world focus on their code to verify it for security, completeness, and correctness. It's obviously not perfect. No software is. But it's battle tested and fairly well hardened.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Pretty much my take on the issue. This is not what some Navy NCO asshole did when creating an illegal wireless network aboard a ship which allowed it to be easily tracked and hacked.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:40 PM (ctrM5)

98
Honestly, calling him "gov. Hotwheels" sounds pretty cool.

==============

If he had Trump's PR team, there would be a video out now with him zooming towards Crockett, his wheels shooting out flames, striking her and her eyelashes and hair going up in flames.

Hey, Jaz, it's all a game, lighten up. There's no such thing as a jet-powered wheelchair.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 06:40 PM (6IAhu)

99 Rep. Jasmine "Cash for Clunkers" Crockett.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2025 06:40 PM (i0F8b)

100 ...- Takes appropriate action against states that count ballots received after Election Day in Federal elections.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire
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Every state that Kamala won is a mail in, no security ballot state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 06:40 PM (wE4lY)

101 to call a lefty NPC a stupid robot is insulting to honest, hardworking ham&egger robots everywhere.

last sentence of the poast bloody well spot-the-f-ON, ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2025 06:40 PM (/Ghsb)

102 Jasmine Crockett.

Look.. I'm not related to this Beyotch
Posted by: Davey Crockett at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (VE6XX)

Anyone appearing on TV to respond to her blatherings should make a point of wearing a coonsksin hat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2025 06:40 PM (8zz6B)

103 Crockett likes to play the victim card so, she's fair game when she uses a derogatory term to refer to a sitting Governor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 25, 2025 06:41 PM (tT6L1)

104 Honestly, calling him "gov. Hotwheels" sounds pretty cool.
......

Yeah, he should get some spinners on it, maybe chop it a little.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

105 Jasmine 'Cuntry' Crockett

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:41 PM (bss/y)

106 I read the Signal transcript.
I mean, what was wrong there?

The worst thing in the whole chat was Vance and Hegseth complaining about having ti bail out Europe, again.


But since I totally agree with them that really won't bother me.


Rookie mistakes, sure, but nothing earth-shattering unless you're French or German.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2025 06:41 PM (6ydKt)

107 The winning intensifies. Another great daily highlights post, Ace!

The Atlantic brouhaha worked so badly for the magazine that it really doesn't matter if shivving Goldberg was intended (remember that he was up to his ears in the Steele Dossier coverage) or not. Some people are calling for a "staffer" to be fired if discovered. I think the "staffer" should get a promotion. It pays to be lucky

Mike Johnson is 100% on the money. The Supremes can't ignore the power of the purse when the House assumes its constitutional mantle as the representatives of We the People. CJ Roberts has received his warning shot.

The RFK, Jr pick continues to redound to DJT's credit and acumen. Cutting off the MSM's primary revenue source is just another chapter in the Trump campaign of defanging the Swamp. First, USAID, then shutting down DEPT ED and the teachers' unions. Now it's the MSMs' turn.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2025 06:41 PM (rj6Yv)

108
Megyn told a funny yesterday. Apparently her husband and kids like to scare her. So she was gonna get 'em back. She got ahead of her family getting on plane, going down that boarding arm thing. It was one with the right angle, and little area off to the side.

So she hides in there to jump out and "Boo!" scare the family. Some other older happens to get out in front of her family, and she jumps out and scares the hell out of him

So, some guy can now say he had Megyn Kelly jump out on him like a crazy woman.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (w6EFb)

109 @89, this

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (/Ghsb)

110 I'm sorry, I still like Jasmine 'Rock it in my' Crockett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (bss/y)

111 Every state that Kamala won is a mail in, no security ballot state.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Cheat by mail voting more or less.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (ctrM5)

112 Governor Abbott won't stand up for Americans.

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (jc0TO)

113 The leak mess up is causing the AWFLs I know you n Facebook to lose their minds , again. One , a good friend who helped me when I had serious health issues a few years back , said Goldberg has journalistic integrity. Their is no reaching them. They are going insane

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (rsgUv)

114 It gets worse when you consider Sean Davis' claim that it was Jeffrey Goldberg's friend, who works for Trump negotiator Michael Waltz, who was responsible for accidentally adding Goldberg.
***
This is the biggest problem: why is a buddy of the dipsh!t Goldberg working for an advisor to Trump?

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2025 06:36 PM


I would treat everything about this story as complete and utter bull$hit. At this point everyone except Trump, Hegseth and Walz can't be trusted. Some staffer in the pentagon either fvcked up or deliberately added goldberg to the group chat as an act of resistance. And unless he puts up what he claims he has*, this is a nothing burger.


*By his own admission he is in possession of ultra top secret classified information that he has no right to possess which in itself is a felony. If he really does have classified stuff and does not immediately turn it over he can be prosecuted using his own statements as evidence.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (e5NfL)

115 Texas Democrat Rep. Jasmine "Pocket" Crockett

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

116 Well looky here. Video at the link.


>>@KanekoaTheGreat
·
>>12m
🚨BREAKING: Trump prosecutors Nathan Wade and Fani Willis spotted together at LAX despite claiming their relationship ended two years ago.


https://tinyurl.com/2s3w7w3u

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2025 06:43 PM (LkLld)

117 Texas Democrat Rep. Jasmine "Lume" Crockett

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

118 112 Governor Abbott won't stand up for Americans.
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (jc0TO)


Chuck, stand up! Let them see ya!

- JR Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:43 PM (aOqEy)

119 112 Governor Abbott won't stand up for Americans.
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (jc0TO)

He doesn't stand for anything.

I mean, you could have gone back to the last time he did something spineless and find more venom (and imagination, frankly) than she displays with her estrogen addled brain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:44 PM (bss/y)

120 115 Texas Democrat Rep. Jasmine "Pocket" Crockett
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

I like that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:44 PM (bss/y)

121 116 Well looky here. Video at the link.


>>@KanekoaTheGreat
·
>>12m
🚨BREAKING: Trump prosecutors Nathan Wade and Fani Willis spotted together at LAX despite claiming their relationship ended two years ago.


https://tinyurl.com/2s3w7w3u
Posted by: JackStraw
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Of course. Democrats lie as they breathe.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:44 PM (ctrM5)

122 My favorite part was when the Australian Universities complained that the U.S. cutting funding was a threat to their independent research. So, their "independent" research is wholly dependent on foreign funding? How's that work?

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at March 25, 2025 06:44 PM (FR+I0)

123 Jasmine 'That smell isn't my crotch' Crockett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:45 PM (bss/y)

124 Breaking News: The denizens of Democratic Underground are still Big Mad about The Leak.

Developing story.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

125 I question the timing of the 23 and Me bankruptcy.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms, stop telling your daughters to be whores at March 25, 2025 06:45 PM (U8jwr)

126 "But it's battle tested and fairly well hardened."

The more confidence in a particular security tech, the more skeptically it should be regarded. Tens of thousands of IT security
professionals have been pwned so far, precisely when they would have sworn their servers were secure.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (5ACBR)

127
Didn't Mike Johnson make that statement about "We brought you into this world we can take you out" a couple days ago?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (6IAhu)

128 Rep. Jasmine "Doomsday Machine" Crockett

Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

129 This is the biggest problem: why is a buddy of the dipsh!t Goldberg working for an advisor to Trump?

Posted by: LASue

Trump already said it was a staffer and because he said Walz won't do it again, implies the staffer worked for Walz.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (ctrM5)

130
125 I question the timing of the 23 and Me bankruptcy.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Moms, stop telling your daughters to be whores at March 25, 2025 06:45 PM (U8jwr)

If you were dumb enough to give them your DNA, you kinda deserve this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (aOqEy)

131 See, you can't do coon skin hat jokes... hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (bss/y)

132 In the summer of 2010 Nancy Pelosi was hosting seminars with an economics speaker named Theresa Gallarducci (sp?). Her seminars were her solution to the national debt (then $18 trillion) was to conscript all of retirement wealth held in IRAs and other savings instruments and provide return payments at a rate of 4% to those who had their wealth taken. The dems lost the house that year.

DOGE needs to audit the last 15 years and see where the latest $19 trillion went and claw back everything they can leaving bankruptcy in its wake.

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (8uzBS)

133 Yeah, he should get some spinners on it, maybe chop it a little.
Posted by: wth

Daytons

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 06:46 PM (Xgmvf)

134 >>>then what happened was that someone accidentally added him to a group chat he shouldn't have been added to and he saw some exchanges between some top Trump officials.
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The staff person that intentionally inserted Goldberg into the conversation should be flogged and fired. And all of those in the conversation should be given a remedial lesson in situational security.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 06:47 PM (wE4lY)

135 Jasmine 'Tubbs is hot' Crockett

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:47 PM (bss/y)

136 I give my eyelashes treats to keep them from attacking me.

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 25, 2025 06:47 PM (paSBy)

137 DOGE needs to audit the last 15 years and see where the latest $19 trillion went and claw back everything they can leaving bankruptcy in its wake.
Posted by: DanMan
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Have absolutely no problem with that.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:47 PM (ctrM5)

138 Jasmine Crockett is the kind of dummy who thinks she is smart but you, you are the dummy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2025 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

139 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 #BREAKING: President Trump, Elon Musk, DOGE just scored a win over the activist judge who tried to force them to reinstate USAID

The 4th Circuit just halted Activist Judge Chuang’s order, which required DOGE’s access to much of USAID be suspended.

An expanded ruling could come later this week, but as of now, the appeals court is pumping the brakes on Judge Chuang’s BS ruling.

https://is.gd/Sc7rUb

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (RcBqw)

140 Jasmine 'Sprockets' Crockett

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (bss/y)

141 Dustup on my local Nextdoor account:

Woman posted to say, "Does anyone know of a good tutor to teach my 6-year-old how to read? He'snt learning disabled, but I as his Mom am just not good at teaching."

People then asked -- isn't he in school?


She replied, Yes, of corse he's in school-- in fact he's in a $24,000/year tuition private school.

Well then, people said--isn't he being taught to read in school?

To which she replied -- no, this school doesn't even begin teaching the alphabet and baic reading skill until starting at Age 7.

What kinda school is that? people asked.

Why,it's a "Montessori/Reggio Emilia/Waldorf schhol," where kidd are "allowed to learn at their own pace" and never forced to do anything they don't want to do.

A few people expressed alarm at the school's policy and highly encouraged her to get outside help to get him to read ASAP, because if you're not starting t get basic alphabet/reading/word skills starting at age 4 or 5 at the latest, it's only going to get much more difficult with every passing year.

BUT THEN...(con't)

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (pMi6S)

142 Dang it! This was the third time today that I could have been first.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (ReTq+)

143 BREAKING: Trump prosecutors Nathan Wade and Fani Willis spotted together at LAX despite claiming their relationship ended two years ago.


https://tinyurl.com/2s3w7w3u
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2025 06:43 PM (LkLld)

Heh. Drove a route through Fulton Co. on the way home from the Carolinas. Roads were not very good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (8zz6B)

144 ***This is just another hysterical meltdown by the pill-popping anxiety-ridden neurotics of the liberal non-thinking class looking for a new Russia Russia Russia fake scandal to scream about while collecting clickbait money from their degenerate mentally-ill readers/victims.
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It was also an Alpha fuck up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (wE4lY)

145 An avalanache of aggressive, crazed Waldorf activists rushed onto the thread and started praising the whole Waldorf/Reggio Emilia system, saying the rigid school curriculums are "torture," and that teaching the alhabet or basic word skills before age 7 or 8 is "TERRIBlE" for children, etc. etc. They were like cult members, really jumping down everyone;s thrat and forbidding her to teach her kid to read.

Anyone ever encounter this before never realized that Montesorri/Waldorf was a cult.

Needless to say, I strenuously disagree with their whole concept, but was shouted down.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (pMi6S)

146 Jasmine 'It's not just my face that has stubble' Crockett

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:49 PM (bss/y)

147 He'snt learning disabled = He isn't learning disabled

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 06:49 PM (pMi6S)

148 Rep. Jasmine "Backseat" Crockett.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2025 06:49 PM (i0F8b)

149 I give my eyelashes treats to keep them from attacking me.
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett
......

Don't pick your nose, you might bleed to death.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

150 20 However much you hate the media, it's not enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:25 PM (aOqEy)


Every Trump-related story on my RSS feeds of US and foreign legacy media outfits has a single theme. Trump is destroying everything! The first groups to be wiped-out by his destruction mania will be women, children, minorities, judges, Muslims, undocumented US residents, FedGov civil servants, and teachers! Then he'll begin destroying the oceans, the forests, the atmosphere, and the snail darter! He will simultaneously melt all glaciers, the ice in the Arctic Ocean, and the Antarctic and Greenland ice caps!

It gets doggone tiring every day, reading that after only nine weeks Trump has doomed me in a thousand ways. And that he's doing all of it because Pootin ordered him to!

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2025 06:50 PM (aBgBM)

151 Admit it - you'd pick me for a lap dance over Maxine or Stacey.

Posted by: Jasmine from Dallas at March 25, 2025 06:50 PM (a3Q+t)

152 141 BUT THEN...(con't)
Posted by: zombie


zombie knows how to build the suspense

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 06:50 PM (oY6Yp)

153 Jasmine 'Ham Wallet' Crockett

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:50 PM (bss/y)

154 sitting Governor.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 25, 2025 06:50 PM (2caBu)

155 Dang it! This was the third time today that I could have been first.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM


Do or do not. There is no try.

Posted by: Yoda at March 25, 2025 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

156 The staff person that intentionally inserted Goldberg into the conversation should be flogged and fired. And all of those in the conversation should be given a remedial lesson in situational security.

Posted by: Braenyard

First lesson-never trust your staff
Second lesson-never trust your colleagues
Third lesson-learn to run your own damn com tech without aid from others or go low tech to in person meetings with staff excluded.

Fourth--all tell alls are generally written by some low level scrunt that is always pissed off about not running the show. Opsec means exclusion of these assholes as much as possible from communicating with peer level colleagues as staffers love to blab or share inappropriately about those confabs.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (ctrM5)

157 He will simultaneously melt all glaciers, the ice in the Arctic Ocean, and the Antarctic and Greenland ice caps!

It gets doggone tiring every day, reading that after only nine weeks Trump has doomed me in a thousand ways. And that he's doing all of it because Pootin ordered him to!

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2025 06:50 PM


Trump is gonna need one huge flamethrower to melt all of that ice.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (e5NfL)

158 But abandoning a post without telling your superiors is totes cool, right Secretary Austin?

Posted by: President Autopen at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (gRiue)

159 >>>147 He'snt learning disabled = He isn't learning disabled

I can't make exceptions for anyone. Sadly, zombie's fat fingers have earned a lifetime ban.

Sorry I don't make the rules.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

160 If he had Trump's PR team, there would be a video out now with him zooming towards Crockett, his wheels shooting out flames, striking her and her eyelashes and hair going up in flames.

Hey, Jaz, it's all a game, lighten up. There's no such thing as a jet-powered wheelchair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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The jet powered cars were Johnny Lightning. They had little pump and you pumped them up, then when they hit a certain part of track it opened the valve and used jet power to go faster (not really)
They were cool.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (Xgmvf)

161 142
Dang it! This was the third time today that I could have been first.
Posted by: Michael the Texan
......

Yeah, you were only 141 off. Oh wait. That would have made you 2nd. My bad.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

162
People have a desire to find blood relatives. One friend of mine's father was raised as his mother's younger brother -- she was 18, had a baby, the family hushed it up and said it was mommy's baby not sissy's baby, and the ensuing kid didn't find out about it until adulthood, and he was kind of angry about it. Sissy died when he was only about a year old so he couldn't ask her, and the parents considered it a scandal and wouldn't talk about his real father.

So my friend (the son's son) was all keen on finding out who his (real) grandfather was. Over literally decades, he did old-fashioned, shoe-leather research and wrote letters and crossed the country and asked people from yeeears ago what they knew about who slept with whom. In the end, he found his grandfather -- long deceased -- via 23andMe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 06:53 PM (6IAhu)

163 Never read NextDoor

Waldorf is a cult and our lib cousins are in it

Now Mrs. F. and her cousin discuss how her kids have "failed to launch"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2025 06:53 PM (RIvkX)

164 I can't make exceptions for anyone. Sadly, zombie's fat fingers have earned a lifetime ban.

Sorry I don't make the rules.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

Boy, is he strict!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 06:53 PM (bss/y)

165 Heh. Drove a route through Fulton Co. on the way home from the Carolinas. Roads were not very good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

There is no good time to go through Atlanta nor particularly good roads. You have to wait for those until after road construction season slaps a new coat of asphalt on top of old ones for that.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:54 PM (ctrM5)

166 157 Trump is gonna need one huge flamethrower to melt all of that ice.

this is all some scheme to buy musk's poorly-selling flamethrowers, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 06:54 PM (oY6Yp)

167 > The more confidence in a particular security tech, the more skeptically it should be regarded. Tens of thousands of IT security professionals have been pwned so far, precisely when they would have sworn their servers were secure.

And yet it's still better than rolling your own. If a legit security researcher finds an issue, they'll work with Signal to get it fixed. If there are signs Signal has an issue, people can lock down and work on understanding what happened.

If you have a custom bit of software, none of that applies. You're your own security researcher, no other good guys are looking on your behalf. You have to do all the heavy lifting of watching for signs you're compromised, and nobody else will find the issue for you.

Any software fix is likely to create new bugs, so you have to have really top notch guys maintaining the code. So you can't just spend the money one time and be safe. You've got to have a maintenance team as good as or better than the original developers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 06:54 PM (lIio7)

168 Test.

Posted by: zombie's fat fingers at March 25, 2025 06:54 PM (tT6L1)

169 Funny, I don't seem to be banned.

Posted by: zombie's fat fingers at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

170 Ace has become an English teacher.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (aOqEy)

171 ""The consequences of inaction are profound with consequences for every Australian's way of life," she said."


Sure Jan.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (fV+MH)

172 Why is the US funding Australian Universities?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2025 06:18 PM (W2Pud)


The US exists for the betterment of everyone except a certain segment of the US population, and Russia, and - sometimes - Joos (depending on whether they're currently trying to survive or not).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (ExV1e)

173 First World Problem: I smoked two no name turkey breasts that I got on sale today. They are ... not good. I have never had breast meat with lots of gristle in it before, almost tumorous. This is like the third time discount turkeys have let me down. I think that from here on out it is going to be premium turkey brands only, even if I have to pay out the ass for them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (jc0TO)

174 Were all the staffers pertinent to this Signal affair direct hires by Trump's people, or were some kept on from the previous regime because they seemed to be honest and harmless?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (8zz6B)

175 I can't make exceptions for anyone. Sadly, zombie's fat fingers have earned a lifetime ban.

Sorry I don't make the rules.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (KRtlO)
===

Again?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

176 zombie,


Yes, the Waldorf schools are pretty set in their hippie style of learning. It isn’t all bad, they do have a fairly enriching curriculum for kids who are curious. I would not have minded putting my boys in if I could have afforded it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (W2Pud)

177 I can't make exceptions for anyone. Sadly, zombie's fat fingers have earned a lifetime ban.

Sorry I don't make the rules.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

Boy, is he strict!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Garrett-

Please make Ace feel all cuddly and nice again

Posted by: Miklos, with a minor request at March 25, 2025 06:56 PM (RgW1J)

178 159 >>>147 He'snt learning disabled = He isn't learning disabled

I can't make exceptions for anyone. Sadly, zombie's fat fingers have earned a lifetime ban.

Sorry I don't make the rules.
Posted by: ace


Considering my uual 7.3-typos-per-comment average, I'm probably banned from even accessing the mu.nu domain competely.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 06:56 PM (pMi6S)

179 I can't make exceptions for anyone. Sadly, zombie's fat fingers have earned a lifetime ban.

Sorry I don't make the rules.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM


At least no negative mark was recorded in zombie's Permanent Record.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

180 158 But abandoning a post without telling your superiors is totes cool, right Secretary Austin?

this is about no-nooding bastiges, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 06:56 PM (oY6Yp)

181 No relation.

Posted by: Davey Crockett, Alamo Hero at March 25, 2025 06:56 PM (Aqu9a)

182 "If a legit security researcher finds an issue, they'll work with Signal to get it fixed."

If a legit security researcher at a nation-state intelligence agency finds an issue with Signal, they'll keep it to themselves, I promise you. Ditto for hackers.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:56 PM (5ACBR)

183 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has faced calls to respond after the Trump administration cut funding to seven Australian universities.

The administration's move came after US agencies asked Australian researchers to justify why they should continue receiving American research grants.
__________________

Knowing how hard American researchers have to scratch to get their research funded, it infuriates me that our government is supporting research in other countries. Let 'em fund their own research.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2025 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

184 Why is the US funding Australian Universities?
Posted by: nurse ratched
......

We're trying to teach them to quit putting beetroots on hamburgers.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

185 Hey, lefty pill-poppers and impotent alcoholics and closet-cases: Go fuck yourselves to death.
-------

This is why I come here.

No literally if it was just this sentence over and over, I'd be satisfied.

If the site was called "Ace of Spades: Hey, lefty pill-poppers and impotent alcoholics and closet-cases: Go fuck yourselves to death: The Website", I would be perfectly content.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (E0p3T)

186 Admit it - you'd pick me for a lap dance over Maxine or Stacey.
Posted by: Jasmine from Dallas

Not if it is for the groom at a bachelor party.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

187 Oh, you're banned.

So banned.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (fV+MH)

188 The real question is: How does Ace know I have fat fingers? He's turning on the built-in laptop camera, that'show.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (pMi6S)

189 First World Problem: I smoked two no name turkey breasts that I got on sale today. They are ... not good. I have never had breast meat with lots of gristle in it before, almost tumorous. This is like the third time discount turkeys have let me down. I think that from here on out it is going to be premium turkey brands only, even if I have to pay out the ass for them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM


Did you brine them?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

190 To which she replied -- no, this school doesn't even begin teaching the alphabet and baic reading skill until starting at Age 7.

What kinda school is that? people asked.

Why,it's a "Montessori/Reggio Emilia/Waldorf schhol," where kidd are "allowed to learn at their own pace" and never forced to do anything they don't want to do.


My kid's in Montessori and he's above grade level in every subject. Maybe that Montessori school just sucks.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (lIio7)

191 Crocket obviously wants to date Abbott. Frankly, I think "Gov. Hot Wheels" is a great name, especially for those of us who were Hot Wheels guys. (That's Hot Wheels > Matchbox for you not in the know.)

Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (KAi1n)

192 "Any software fix is likely to create new bugs, so you have to have really top notch guys maintaining the code. So you can't just spend the money one time and be safe. You've got to have a maintenance team as good as or better than the original developers."

What you NEED is end-users who aren't damn fools, as in this case.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (5ACBR)

193 But they want a firing because someone accidentally added the wrong name, and then claiming, "Well if someone in the Biden Administration accidentally added the wrong name, you'd demand impeachment!" they want to be able to claim that the Trump Administration is falling apart.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (ExV1e)

194 First World Problem: I smoked two no name turkey breasts that I got on sale today. They are ... not good. I have never had breast meat with lots of gristle in it before, almost tumorous. This is like the third time discount turkeys have let me down. I think that from here on out it is going to be premium turkey brands only, even if I have to pay out the ass for them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM


I learned my lesson long ago of not buying off brand turkey. Iffn it ain't butterball or jennie-o I don't touch it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (e5NfL)

195 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has faced calls to respond after the Trump administration cut funding to seven Australian universities.
====

Fvck him and his cvnt FM.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

196 You know, for a bunch of people who are supposed to be cultured and well versed in history, there seem to be a lot of countries, which, when faced with removal of US cash, seem to be saying, "wait, you can't do that, it's always been like this!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (tT6L1)

197 75 Vivi Frei did a really good interview of a Canadian Journalist.

Canada seems to be slowly waking up to the fact that they are doomed without US security, cash, and market. They are not a real country at all.

Seems like Europe, Aus, and Can are all really pissed that daddy Trump is taking away the allowance.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 06:35 PM (Xgmv
_____________________________

I saw that interview, and one thing stuck out to me. They were afraid to "touch the third rail." That being, the US benefits from Canada's downfall to a moderate extent. I'd be curious who Trump wants to win the Canadian election on 4/28. I'd almost bet he wants Carney in there because his Climate Change zealotry is just going to force Canadian companies to set up shop in the US fully and partially.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (dIske)

198 Anyone ever encounter this before never realized that Montesorri/Waldorf was a cult.

Needless to say, I strenuously disagree with their whole concept, but was shouted down.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 06:48 PM (pMi6S)

...

I haven't had personal experience with being attacked but they do all seem cut from a similar cloth for sure.

I would add that in this case, while it's not torturing kids per se to teach them reading before 8 years old, a lot of homeschoolers do wait. The kids catch up just fine. And some kids really aren't ready to learn letters before 8 and the struggle does produce negative outcomes in at least some of those cases (internalizing that they are dumb etc).

It's a topic worth discussing imho. We didn't wait and all our kids read fine but its a point of flexibility I think.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (z/ifB)

199 169 Funny, I don't seem to be banned.
Posted by: zombie's fat fingers at March 25, 2025 06:55 PM (tT6L1)


Ace subscribes to the Waldorf school of discipline

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (eb5mD)

200 Speaking as an Australian, please stop funding these communists. We have enough trouble with the bastards without people feeding them.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (BLOW1)

201 Did you brine them?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM


No, just a rub. Brining might have helped the tastelessness but I doubt it would have done anything for the mutant tumors.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

202 157 He will simultaneously melt all glaciers, the ice in the Arctic Ocean, and the Antarctic and Greenland ice caps!

It gets doggone tiring every day, reading that after only nine weeks Trump has doomed me in a thousand ways. And that he's doing all of it because Pootin ordered him to!

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2025 06:50 PM


Trump is gonna need one huge flamethrower to melt all of that ice.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2025 06:52 PM (e5NfL)


Nah, he's going to do it by ending all anti-fossil fuel policies in the US! Once Trump ends the Green New Deal, in only five years it will be 85 degrees year-round at the South Pole!

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2025 06:59 PM (aBgBM)

203 Any software fix is likely to create new bugs, so you have to have really top notch guys maintaining the code. So you can't just spend the money one time and be safe. You've got to have a maintenance team as good as or better than the original developers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 06:54 PM (lIio7)

Excellent post. I wonder how many Signal App downloads occurred in the last 72 hours.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2025 06:59 PM (rj6Yv)

204 [i163 Never read NextDoor

Waldorf is a cult and our lib cousins are in it

Now Mrs. F. and her cousin discuss how her kids have "failed to launch"
Posted by: San Franpsycho]

I Actually feel sorry for those kids. They have rich educated parents, but are sent to crazytown schools where they are preventing from learning, for devilish piolitcal reasons. Never had a chance.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:00 PM (pMi6S)

205 C'mon ... you can't develop Vegemite 2.0 without funding the research.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

206 > What you NEED is end-users who aren't damn fools, as in this case.

Yes. It's a truism that users are the biggest security hole in security-related software.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (lIio7)

207 174 Were all the staffers pertinent to this Signal affair direct hires by Trump's people, or were some kept on from the previous regime because they seemed to be honest and harmless?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------
If the leaksource was Walz's aide, then it would imply NSC staff. I think Trump fired all the current NSC staff requiring them to reapply but that was so long ago in Trump time, that I have forgotten the particulars.

So dunno whether a new useless peckerwood staffer that had Goldberg on speeddial or a retread peckerwood from the old regime.

We will probably find out if the leak was not sanctioned in the first place as some of them are.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (ctrM5)

208 that'show.
Posted by: zombie
.....

There you did it again.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

209 On the other hand, I have never had any issues with discount no-name chickens.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (jc0TO)

210 145 An avalanache of aggressive, crazed Waldorf activists rushed onto the thread and started praising the whole Waldorf/Reggio Emilia system, saying the rigid school curriculums are "torture," and that teaching the alhabet or basic word skills before age 7 or 8 is "TERRIBlE" for children, etc. etc. They were like cult members, really jumping down everyone;s thrat and forbidding her to teach her kid to read.

-- --

People wonder why Jewish kids are so smart.
From what I've read and seen, they teach their kids to learn to read very early (religious reasons to learn Hebrew), and that's why a lot of them come out so intelligent.

Children should be taught to read, and made to keep reading, as early as possible if a parent wants them to be able to succeed in the modern economy.

Children should be regimented & scheduled.
That's called "working" and should be instilled in them as early as possible as well.

Look at kids whose mother kept them on a regular schedule as a baby compared to a mother who let the kid run wild all day and everything was chaotic and unstructured.
The difference is night and day, especially as they grow older and the effects of that upbringing becomes apparent.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

211 said Goldberg has journalistic integrity. Their is no reaching them. They are going insane
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (rsgUv)

Journalistic Integrity? Is that like Jumbo Shrimp? Military Intelligence?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (QAkQ3)

212 or go low tech to in person meetings with staff excluded


Remember when that used to be a thing? Those days are gone, I fear.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (mH6SG)

213 My town has a school for the rich kids where they learn "organically".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (jc0TO)

214 This is nothing compared to a Chicago newspaper printing the fact the US Navy had cracked JN-25 just weeks before the Battle of Midway. Luckily Japan never learned of this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2025 06:28 PM (RUwyk)


Back in WW2 someone asked a submariner about Japanese depth charges. He said that they weren't a problem because they detonated pretty shallow.

Several subs which were out at sea when that was published were lost. That's why we don't talk about submarines... ever.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (ExV1e)

215 zombie is Brittany Spears.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (fV+MH)

216 David Wise the Donkey Kong music composer? What does he do with comms security?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (bIzDl)

217 Look at kids whose mother kept them on a regular schedule as a baby compared to a mother who let the kid run wild all day and everything was chaotic and unstructured.
The difference is night and day, especially as they grow older and the effects of that upbringing becomes apparent.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Holy shit. I hope you aren’t a parent.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (W2Pud)

218 Why,it's a "Montessori/Reggio Emilia/Waldorf schhol," where kidd are "allowed to learn at their own pace" and never forced to do anything they don't want to do.
_________________

Perfect training for adult life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

219 200 Speaking as an Australian, please stop funding these communists. We have enough trouble with the bastards without people feeding them.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (BLOW1)

What is it, like 2 in the morning there?

Btw, a guy on another thread was saying you must do some great work because every post is gold. Or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (bss/y)

220 There is no good time to go through Atlanta nor particularly good roads. You have to wait for those until after road construction season slaps a new coat of asphalt on top of old ones for that.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 06:54 PM (ctrM5)

Avoided going through Atlanta. Took the 285 north loop, and got back on I-20 west.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (8zz6B)

221 Yes. It's a truism that users are the biggest security hole in security-related software.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (lIio7)


12345

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (rj6Yv)

222 that'show.
Posted by: zombie
.....

There you did it again.
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM


psssssst ... That's zombie'simpish sense of humour.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

223 Q: Why is it that nothing can be made foolproof?

A: It's because fools are so persistently ingenious.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (Aqu9a)

224 211 said Goldberg has journalistic integrity. Their is no reaching them. They are going insane
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2025 06:42 PM (rsgUv)

Journalistic Integrity? Is that like Jumbo Shrimp? Military Intelligence?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (QAkQ3)


Also, Patriotic Democrats.

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (aBgBM)

225 We're real and we're spectacular!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (mH6SG)

226 "never forced to do anything they don't want to do."

Retirement. Blessed retirement! Recommended.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (5ACBR)

227 I saw that interview, and one thing stuck out to me. They were afraid to "touch the third rail." That being, the US benefits from Canada's downfall to a moderate extent. I'd be curious who Trump wants to win the Canadian election on 4/28. I'd almost bet he wants Carney in there because his Climate Change zealotry is just going to force Canadian companies to set up shop in the US fully and partially.
Posted by: Orson

--------

Earlier today I saw a Pierre Poliveieruore add. It was pathetic.
He is going to reduce the size of government "through attrition," meaning he is not reducing the size at all, only not hiring people to change direction.

He thinks a road to a mine will count toward 2% of GD on defense
NATO requirement since exploiting your own resources is a form of defense.
Fuck, if we use that math than building a house is defense spending. Yikes.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (Xgmvf)

228 Outback Opal Hunters

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

229 My kid's in Montessori and he's above grade level in every subject. Maybe that Montessori school just sucks.
Posted by: bonhomme


You got lucky. Some Montessoris are more lax in their no-reading rules.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:04 PM (pMi6S)

230 205 C'mon ... you can't develop Vegemite 2.0 without funding the research.

*shudder* now you have me dreading a lab leak from the vegemite industrial complex

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 07:04 PM (oY6Yp)

231 223 Q: Why is it that nothing can be made foolproof?

A: It's because fools are so persistently ingenious.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (Aqu9a)

They always make better fools.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:04 PM (bss/y)

232 195 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has faced calls to respond after the Trump administration cut funding to seven Australian universities.
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He should cut off all of Australia's funding for US universities. That'll show us.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2025 07:04 PM (paSBy)

233 Vegemite... can't be halal or kosher, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (bss/y)

234 >>>Trump is gonna need one huge flamethrower to melt all of that ice.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

or

The Boring Company.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (wE4lY)

235 My town has a school for the rich kids where they learn "organically".
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (jc0TO)


Should be orgasmically!

Posted by: Horny rich kid in Grump928's town at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (Aqu9a)

236
Yes. It's a truism that users are the biggest security hole in security-related software.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (lIio7)


12345
Posted by: mrp

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PASSWORD

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (6IAhu)

237 Only a fool becomes a tool of his tool.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)

238 He thinks a road to a mine will count toward 2% of GD on defense
NATO requirement since exploiting your own resources is a form of defense.
Fuck, if we use that math than building a house is defense spending. Yikes.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (Xgmvf)

Pollyfever is speaking to Canadians. Just remember that and it all makes sense.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (rj6Yv)

239 Crocket obviously wants to date Abbott. Frankly, I think "Gov. Hot Wheels" is a great name, especially for those of us who were Hot Wheels guys. (That's Hot Wheels > Matchbox for you not in the know.)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2025 06:57 PM (KAi1n)

I think Matchbox is what the poor kids had. I assume they were happy to have them. I wouldn't know.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

240 This guy is annoying but he goes through all the legal briefs in Trump's struggles every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLgEfnjqzH8

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (jc0TO)

241 ace and pixy in the same thread. I'll be jiggered.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (z/ifB)

242 Any CIO who sez 'my systems are totes secure' is lying. But, he's also employed, so there's that. The honest answer would get them all f'king fired.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (5ACBR)

243 JS @ 10; exactly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (/Ghsb)

244 I never talk about three things at work
Religion
Politics
Sex

I have just added a fourth
Parenting.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (Xgmvf)

245 ace and pixy in the same thread. I'll be jiggered.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM


He told you he didn't make the rules.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

246 C'mon ... you can't develop Vegemite 2.0 without funding the research.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.....

What do they test it on?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

247 I have both a hot wheels and a matchbox on the shelf over there. A custom El Dorado in blue and a formula 1 car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (bss/y)

248 Maybe exterior siding?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

249 after the Trump administration cut funding to seven Australian universities.

...

Is that all of them then? Are we still funding others?

Also how many universities in other countries are we funding?

I think we need a hard stop on all science funding period. To say nothing of the non-science funding.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (z/ifB)

250 241 ace and pixy in the same thread. I'll be jiggered.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM (z/ifB)

Jasmine 'Jiggered' Crockett

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (bss/y)

251
If we're no longer funding Covid, then

could we give the universities in Australia all of our leftover Covid?

Once the Australian University Pandemic is in full swing,

they should be able to get plenty of money fro the WHO.

Funding problem solved.

You're welcome, Aussies!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (iJfKG)

252 Is today the 30th day since Carville said the Trump Presidency would collapse in 30 days?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (ExV1e)

253 I never talk about three things at work
Religion
Politics
Sex

I have just added a fourth
Parenting.

-----------

Fifth: work.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (5ACBR)

254 My town has a school for the rich kids where they learn "organically".
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (jc0TO)
______________

There is no group more stupid than teachers ... oh, excuse me, "educators." They're always trying to monkey around with the latest fad in education, when the solution is right in front of them: the three Rs, phonics, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

255 What do they test it on?
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM


The Kiwis.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

256
Holy shit. I hope you aren’t a parent.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2025 07:02 PM (W2Pud)

-- --

So feeding a kid at the same time every day and putting them to bed at the same time every day and getting them up at the same time is a bad parenting idea?

Having meals at a set time and playtime at a certain time and nap time at a certain time is a bad thing?

Because that's what kindergarten and school are all about.
So if you want a child prepared for that, you need to start early.

What exactly am I saying that is horrible for raising children?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2025 07:08 PM (6ydKt)

257 ace and pixy in the same thread. I'll be jiggered.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM


The 7th Seal has been opened.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:08 PM (jc0TO)

258 ace and pixy in the same thread. I'll be jiggered.

mind meld

Posted by: Spock at March 25, 2025 07:08 PM (mH6SG)

259 I have both a hot wheels and a matchbox on the shelf over there. A custom El Dorado in blue and a formula 1 car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM


Tell us Ace designed and installed your shelf. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

260 Paying foreign Cultural Marxism Seminaries actually surprised me.
WTF?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (fwDg9)

261
exploiting your own resources is a form of defense.
Fuck, if we use that math than building a house is defense spending. Yikes.
Posted by: bob

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Good lord. In Thailand, subsidizing ladyboys would be a form of defense.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (6IAhu)

262 There you did it again.
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM

psssssst ... That's zombie'simpish sense of humour.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---

Don't think new zombie is old zombie.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (wE4lY)

263 So on Pierre Poliveieruore, he stood up and cheered a nazi and then acted offended when it benefitted him. I've also not once heard him mention the tariffs China has on Canada or the money laundering China does through their banks. I think he is a fraud like Farage.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (GYHsz)

264 > If a legit security researcher at a nation-state intelligence agency finds an issue with Signal, they'll keep it to themselves, I promise you. Ditto for hackers.

Yes. But many people are looking at the code, not just hackers and foreign nation states. Additionally, I said "looking for signs you're compromised." If a hacker group or foreign nation state uses their zero day bug, there will most likely be telltale signs. That info will be broadcast and people will find out how it was done. Then that hole gets patched.

As I said in the beginning. No software is perfect. But you're better off using the best in class that has many eyes on it than some unknown, untested, self-developed product.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (lIio7)

265 We don't need Vegemite, we have Liquid Wood.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

266 Fifth: work.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (5ACBR)

Get out of my head

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (E0p3T)

267 Good lord. In Thailand, subsidizing ladyboys would be a form of defense.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM



or offense.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

268 252 Is today the 30th day since Carville said the Trump Presidency would collapse in 30 days?
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Today is #31.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2025 07:10 PM (paSBy)

269 What do they test it on?
Posted by: wth

Convicts. So, Austrailians.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2025 07:10 PM (cYBz/)

270 Keep it up, funny man. You won't even see me coming.

I move like ninja.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2025 06:34 PM (LkLld)
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You move inside a cloud of smoke?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 25, 2025 06:38 PM (tT6L1)


He lives in an imaginary place. I wouldn't put anything past him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 07:10 PM (ExV1e)

271 245 ace and pixy in the same thread. I'll be jiggered.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2025 07:05 PM
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what if ace and Pixy are one and the same?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:10 PM (wE4lY)

272 Yes, cut off any layabouts whether in Australia, Ukraine or Detroit.

Goddamn people are grifting off of the United States in all these foreign lands and it is complete nonsense and needs to end.

Posted by: The Truth at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

273 Don't think new zombie is old zombie.

We'll need pics.

Posted by: Zombie's SF neighbors at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

274 253 I never talk about three things at work
Religion
Politics
Sex

I have just added a fourth
Parenting.

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Fifth: work.


well, that's going to put a bit of a crimp in the ol' daily standup, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (oY6Yp)

275 what if ace and Pixy are one and the same?

Whoa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

276 As Crockett's superior, Abbott is the chairman of the broad.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (/tzYP)

277 Don't think new zombie is old zombie.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _

We must have pics to prove it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (/lPRQ)

278 Don't think new zombie is old zombie.
Posted by: Braenyard


It's me.

I can't prove it's me, but it is me.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (pMi6S)

279 273 Don't think new zombie is old zombie.

We'll need pics.


i dunno. i've seen pics zombie has released upon the unsuspecting world. *shudder*

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 07:12 PM (oY6Yp)

280 275 what if ace and Pixy are one and the same?

Whoa.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

His Australian accent needs work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2025 07:12 PM (aOqEy)

281 The Signal story is dumb.

But I'd fire whoever added Goldberg.

And I'd prosecute Goldberg on the theory that he had to know his invite was either unintended or inappropriate but accepted anyway.

I don't give a shit if I could make that stick. The process is the punishment.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2025 07:12 PM (cl15i)

282 C'mon ... you can't develop Vegemite 2.0 without funding the research.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.....

What do they test it on?
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
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Floors, deserts and bald heads?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 25, 2025 07:12 PM (tT6L1)

283 Yes. It's a truism that users are the biggest security hole in security-related software.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 07:01 PM (lIio7)


I shared an office with a fellow who's wife worked from home (from before COVID) doing software development. About every two weeks he'd get a call from her asking for help to figure out how to remove malware or some sort of crap she'd accidentally installed, that had made her pc go bonkers. Quite the software pro!

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2025 07:12 PM (aBgBM)

284 It's a mistake that's not going to kill this administration, but if a Dem did it, we'd be raining shit all over them about it.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 06:39 PM (5ACBR)


If a Dem did it we'd never have heard about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 07:12 PM (ExV1e)

285 Any CIO who sez 'my systems are totes secure' is lying. But, he's also employed, so there's that. The honest answer would get them all f'king fired.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM (5ACBR)

The border was too totes secured!

Posted by: A. Mayorkas, Secretary DHS at March 25, 2025 07:12 PM (Aqu9a)

286 "What if ace and Pixy are one and the same?"

Might explain why Ace wakes up late some days.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:13 PM (5ACBR)

287 > You got lucky. Some Montessoris are more lax in their no-reading rules.

Fair enough. Though my wife and I were diligent in choosing the right school and teaching our son in our own time. If we'd chosen the wrong Montessori school, we would have pulled him out when we discovered they were not teaching him well.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 07:13 PM (lIio7)

288 there will most likely be telltale signs.
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UberEats orders for borscht in chat timelines.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 25, 2025 07:13 PM (/tzYP)

289 Vance in particular, is no warmonger.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 06:39 PM (jc0TO)


And he's really, really, really tired of paying Europe's freight.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 07:13 PM (ExV1e)

290 Each of these stories is a "what the Ferk?" moment.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (nLFEI)

291 It's me.

I can't prove it's me, but it is me.
Posted by: zombie

I was just wondering about you the other day. Welcome back. We've missed you.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (cYBz/)

292 "But I'd fire whoever added Goldberg."

Yes. Concur.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (5ACBR)

293
Doesn't Pixy live on the Pitcairn islands?

Or, maybe Tasmania?

Didn't he brag about training his Tasmanian Devils to drink Foster's and write programs for the HQ?

Or, was that Pitcairn Islanders?

Something like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (iJfKG)

294 Wrong name gets added to email chain...

HEADS MUST ROLL!!!! WHAT INCOMPETENCE!!! WE KNEW TRUMP AND HIS BUMBLING FOOLS COULDN'T BE TRUSTED WITH SERIOUS BUSINESS!!
_ _ _ _ _ _

13 service members are killed, billions of dollars of equipment are forfeit, and untold numbers of citizens are endangered in a thoroughly inept withdrawal from Afghanistan...

No one in charge is named, much less disciplined in any way. Zero critical stories are written. The only mentions are of conservatives "seizing" and "pouncing."

Posted by: red speck at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (oylnX)

295 275 what if ace and Pixy are one and the same?

No way. Pixy shows up on time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (cl15i)

296 I can't prove it's me, but it is me.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM


What was your estimated average of the Morons? You posted that once based on musical taste.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Gives the 3rd Degree with a phone book at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (jc0TO)

297 I'm kinda enjoying Little Miss Crockett. She is, at least, entertaining, rather like watching beetles fight, or maybe watching Florida Man ruin his life in real time. I know how much she bills us for her luxury vehicle, but I do wonder how much she pays for wigs and eyelashes. Whatever it is, it isn't enough to put lipstick on that particular pig.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (GiTcZ)

298 I can't prove it's me, but it is me.
Posted by: zombie
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Post a pic in this thread.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (wE4lY)

299 "But I'd fire whoever added Goldberg."

Maybe polygraph him too. No joke.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (5ACBR)

300 287 > You got lucky. Some Montessoris are more lax in their no-reading rules.

Fair enough. Though my wife and I were diligent in choosing the right school and teaching our son in our own time. If we'd chosen the wrong Montessori school, we would have pulled him out when we discovered they were not teaching him well.
Posted by: bonhomme


If your school is plain ol' "Montessori," you have a better chance of it being decent. It's the ones that brag about being "Montessori/Reggio Emilia/Waldorf" that are the ones to watch out for.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (pMi6S)

301 Disband the DC district and circuit courts, split the 9th circuit. Let's GO!!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (02BpX)

302 Jasmine Crockett called wheelchair-bound Governor Gregg Abbott "Governor Hot Wheels.

REDRUM

Posted by: Those Creepy Twins at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (DsA2n)

303 average age



Fuck my fingers

Posted by: Grump928(C) Gives the 3rd Degree with a phone book at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (jc0TO)

304 What do they test it on?
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:06 PM

The Kiwis.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2025 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)


The shoe polish or the fruit?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (Aqu9a)

305 263 So on Pierre Poliveieruore, he stood up and cheered a nazi and then acted offended when it benefitted him. I've also not once heard him mention the tariffs China has on Canada or the money laundering China does through their banks. I think he is a fraud like Farage.
Posted by: ryukyu

agreed.
(not 100% certain, but seems likely.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:16 PM (Xgmvf)

306 It's me.

I can't prove it's me, but it is me.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM (pMi6S)

Okay, but please no more pics. I'm still traumatized by the last pile.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2025 07:16 PM (GiTcZ)

307 297 I'm kinda enjoying Little Miss Crockett. She is, at least, entertaining,
---

She's as mean as Jackson Lee and as mouthy as Maxine Waters.
She does make a show.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:16 PM (wE4lY)

308 263 So on Pierre Poliveieruore, he stood up and cheered a nazi and then acted offended when it benefitted him. I've also not once heard him mention the tariffs China has on Canada or the money laundering China does through their banks. I think he is a fraud like Farage.
Posted by: ryukyu

Not necessarily but basically we should not expect a Canadian politician of any party to cater to US. Pretty much all countries except the idiotic US policy under GWB, Obama, and Biden, cater to their own country's interests.

What upsets the furriners is when the US does it because we have bent US taxpayers and businesses over for a good rogering from foreigners for so long, they got used to it. Same with shitheads admitted to the US for education or for other purposes.

The US is viewed by other countries as a lottery winner is by others in that lottery winning circle. People think winning a lottery is unfair and the only way to make it fair is for the lottery winner to spend themselves into oblivion by making their circle rich.

Same phenomenon with celebrities that hit it big--suddenly people crawl out of the woodwork wanting money, cash, anything they can get.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 07:17 PM (ctrM5)

309 What was your estimated average of the Morons? You posted that once based on musical taste.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


I think I estimated that the average moron was born between 1964 and 1969, based on all the early '80s nostalgia rampant here.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:17 PM (pMi6S)

310 "every two weeks he'd get a call from her asking for help to figure out how to remove malware or some sort of crap "

Ugh. I quit doing it for free. Then I quit doing it for pay. More productive to dig and fill in the same hole over and over.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:17 PM (5ACBR)

311 Fuck my fingers
Posted by: Grump928(C) Gives the 3rd Degree with a phone book at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (jc0TO)

Must we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2025 07:17 PM (GiTcZ)

312 I think I estimated that the average moron was born between 1964 and 1969, based on all the early '80s nostalgia rampant here.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:17 PM



Removes shoes to do the math.

It checks out. Welcome back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Gives the 3rd Degree with a phone book at March 25, 2025 07:17 PM (jc0TO)

313 > I shared an office with a fellow who's wife worked from home (from before COVID) doing software development. About every two weeks he'd get a call from her asking for help to figure out how to remove malware or some sort of crap she'd accidentally installed, that had made her pc go bonkers. Quite the software pro!

I heard about a guy who pointed a webcam at his 2FA keyfob so the Indians he secretly outsourced his job to could login as him without calling him.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2025 07:18 PM (lIio7)

314 275 what if ace and Pixy are one and the same?

No way. Pixy shows up on time.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (cl15i)

He lives in Drop Bear country, so every Tech post is a blessing.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2025 07:18 PM (rj6Yv)

315 And he's really, really, really tired of paying Europe's freight.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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As am I. Time for NATO to join SEATO.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2025 07:18 PM (ctrM5)

316 "But I'd fire whoever added Goldberg."
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Yes. Concur.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (5ACBR)

Yeah, everyone keeps saying it was an "accidental" add.

If they used the word less often, I'd be more inclined to believe it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

317 309 Mean or median?

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:18 PM (5ACBR)

318 "Secret war plans were disclosed to known anti-Trump fake news writer Jeffrey Goldberg."

Crazy thought - indict Goldberg for espionage. I mean, he keeps insisting he heard secret stuff - and he didn't shut it off. That means he was wiretapping.

Wiretapping. Spying. He wasn't cleared for the super top-secret information he has. Okay, indict him. I mean, shouldn't he have to PROVE he didn't coerce a fellow spy in the government to give him this access?

Then let's just see what he has to say about the conversation.

It's one of two things, either this was an oopsie accident, and it was okay for him to get accidentally added to the text string, OR he is a spy for the bad guys. Pick a lane and STFU.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 25, 2025 07:18 PM (nLFEI)

319 I think I estimated that the average moron was born between 1964 and 1969, based on all the early '80s nostalgia rampant here.
Posted by: zombie
......

Ooh. I feel so young!

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

320 "If they used the word less often, I'd be more inclined to believe it."

It's embarrassing how so many MAGA are trying to come up with lame cope for it. It was a fuckup. Fix it, and show us you fixed it.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (5ACBR)

321 can't prove it's me, but it is me.
Posted by: zombie
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Post a pic in this thread.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (wE4lY)

Now you've done it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (A735y)

322 I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Gives the 3rd Degree with a phone book at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (jc0TO)

323 So on Pierre Poliveieruore, he stood up and cheered a nazi and then acted offended when it benefitted him. I've also not once heard him mention the tariffs China has on Canada or the money laundering China does through their banks. I think he is a fraud like Farage.
Posted by: ryukyu

agreed.
(not 100% certain, but seems likely.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:16 PM (Xgmvf)



At this point, he is the least-worst option that has any chance of forming a government. His base alone does not get him enough seats to win an election, so he has to play to the squishy middle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

324 309 I think I estimated that the average moron was born between 1964 and 1969, based on all the early '80s nostalgia rampant here.

i was born in '63. does that make me above average or below average?

Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 07:21 PM (oY6Yp)

325 All Morons are above average.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Gives the 3rd Degree with a phone book at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (jc0TO)

326 "If they used the word less often, I'd be more inclined to believe it."
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It's embarrassing how so many MAGA are trying to come up with lame cope for it. It was a fuckup. Fix it, and show us you fixed it.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (5ACBR)

I'd just like to know there are people in that Administration who are aware they have hired some snakes, and it behooves them to keep their eyes open for the slitherings.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

327 Maybe tomorrow the Marxists street thugs break out a riot

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

328 321 can't prove it's me, but it is me.
Posted by: zombie
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Post a pic in this thread.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:15 PM (wE4lY)

Now you've done it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (A735y)

zombie always made Akbar look like Thomas Kincade.

Except that one 'selfie' of the chinese e-thot wearing a mask. That was just weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (bss/y)

329 Maybe tomorrow the Marxists street thugs break out a riot
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

Buy popcorn. And ammo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (8zz6B)

330 It's embarrassing how so many MAGA are trying to come up with lame cope for it. It was a fuckup. Fix it, and show us you fixed it.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (5ACBR)

This, please.

I never have had much of a problem with people who make a mistake, so long as they own up to it and then proceed to figure out how to fix it. I have no time for people who weasel and lie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (GiTcZ)

331 "Post a pic in this thread.
Posted by: Braenyard"

But not the one of the inflatable scrotum.

Posted by: fd at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

332 327 Maybe tomorrow the Marxists street thugs break out a riot
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

I think that is supposed to be April 5th now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (bss/y)

333 Don't think new zombie is old zombie.
Posted by: Braenyard

It's me.

I can't prove it's me, but it is me.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:11 PM


What year did charles johnson out you on his blog?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (e5NfL)

334 I'd just like to know there are people in that Administration who are aware they have hired some snakes, and it behooves them to keep their eyes open for the slitherings.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (dGCAG)


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (rj6Yv)

335 "Maybe tomorrow the Marxists street thugs break out a riot"

I think the scheduled Tesla Takedown riots are for the 29th(?)

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (5ACBR)

336 This is fun!

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett's Eyelashes (who actually control her brain) at March 25, 2025 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

337 Oh, so the same people that were outraged of the "leaking" of Valarie Plame's name ...
The same people outraged over the "leaking" of Eric Cariminilla's name ...
... are outraged?

Fuck me!
I'd better get my plastic-lined Outrage Pants on and get to shittin' my britches!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2025 07:24 PM (ToHiZ)

338 i was born in '63. does that make me above average or below average?
Posted by: anachronda at March 25, 2025 07:21 PM (oY6Yp)

It means get off my lawn.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2025 07:24 PM (GiTcZ)

339
omg what? German coal-fired power plant only 10 years old was demolished to make way for a "green hydrogen" production facility. The coal plant supplied energy for the entire city of Hamburg.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 07:24 PM (6IAhu)

340 oops. blew the punch line

ahem ...

I'd just like to know there are people in that Administration who are aware they have hired some snakes, and it behooves them to keep their eyes open for the slitherings.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (dGCAG)


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: George Washingon's Cabinet Secretaries at March 25, 2025 07:25 PM (rj6Yv)

341 Wikipedia: "The "Tesla Takedown" is a grassroots, peaceful[1] protest movement that arose in early 2025"

Oh cripes here we go again.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:25 PM (5ACBR)

342 I think that is supposed to be April 5th now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (bss/y)

Apparently being a left wing jerk means you can't make deadline.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 25, 2025 07:25 PM (GiTcZ)

343 Except that one 'selfie' of the chinese e-thot wearing a mask. That was just weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (bss/y)

The fat dude in bondage gear screwing the tailpipe of an S-10.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 25, 2025 07:26 PM (A735y)

344 omg what? German coal-fired power plant only 10 years old was demolished to make way for a "green hydrogen" production facility. The coal plant supplied energy for the entire city of Hamburg.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 07:24 PM (6IAhu)

If the "green" hydrogen plant works really well, they could fill a couple of Zeppelins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2025 07:26 PM (8zz6B)

345 Ace subscribes to the Waldorf school of discipline
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 25, 2025 06:58 PM (eb5mD)


Chunks of apple in mayo?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM (ExV1e)

346 >>>Crazy thought - indict Goldberg for espionage.
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He said he conferred with Atlantic's lawyers before writing the article. If the article is a lie, he and the Atlantic should be prosecuted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM (wE4lY)

347 omg what? German coal-fired power plant only 10 years old was demolished to make way for a "green hydrogen" production facility. The coal plant supplied energy for the entire city of Hamburg.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's okay, worst case scenario they burn some books to keep warm.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM (ftFVW)

348 But the USA didn't "win a lottery"

We chose not to impoverish ourselves with stupid welfare state socialism and green communist de-industrialization.

Until Obama and Biden, we were doing pretty good, and mostly because of those errors we avoided.

The Europeans aren't envious of our luck, they are angry because we were right and they were stupid.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM (Xgmvf)

349 At Action Network: "TeslaTakedown — join the March 29 GLOBAL DAY OF ACTION"

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM (5ACBR)

350 What year did charles johnson out you on his blog?
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What year did the NY Cardinals last win the World Series?!?!?!?!?

WHAT YEAR?!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM (/tzYP)

351 It's embarrassing how so many MAGA are trying to come up with lame cope for it. It was a fuckup. Fix it, and show us you fixed it.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:20 PM (5ACBR

I'm already seeing it was another 4D chess move. I was very critical Trumps picks in 2016 and thought he did good this time. Call the person responsible out and shane them.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 25, 2025 07:28 PM (GYHsz)

352 >>>The coal plant supplied energy for the entire city of Hamburg.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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No hamburgers for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:28 PM (wE4lY)

353 Mmm. Hamburg.

Posted by: homer simpson at March 25, 2025 07:29 PM (/tzYP)

354 This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: George Washingon's Cabinet Secretaries at March 25, 2025 07:25 PM (rj6Yv)

Heh. Well yeah, it does go back that far.

And when you find someone who is disloyal, or following his own agenda, chop his head off.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:29 PM (dGCAG)

355 If Goldberg were any kind of a patriot, which he is not, he would have alerted them right away that they had mistakenly added him, told them he would bow out and promise not to reveal it to anyone. As I say, if.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2025 07:29 PM (79pEw)

356 "I'd just like to know there are people in that Administration who are aware they have hired some snakes, and it behooves them to keep their eyes open for the slitherings.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: George Washingon's Cabinet Secretaries "

--------------------

It's actually about DJT's first term. We learned some things, I hoped.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:29 PM (5ACBR)

357 "green hydrogen"

Green hydrogen? I thought Europe was against additives and colorants.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2025 07:29 PM (KAi1n)

358 The German Green party has forced every coalition they've been in to de-industrialize the country, promising clean abundant free energy.

They even closed all their nuclear plants.

The only thing keeping half the country running was Russian natural gas, and they screwed the pooch with that one.

They chose the hard way and they're learning the hard way.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2025 07:29 PM (6ydKt)

359 13 service members are killed, billions of dollars of equipment are forfeit, and untold numbers of citizens are endangered in a thoroughly inept withdrawal from Afghanistan...
No one in charge is named, much less disciplined in any way. Zero critical stories are written. The only mentions are of conservatives "seizing" and "pouncing."
Posted by: red speck at March 25, 2025 07:14 PM (oylnX)

Excellent points.

Posted by: No More Mr.Nice Guy at March 25, 2025 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

360 Doh!

Posted by: homer simpson at March 25, 2025 07:30 PM (/tzYP)

361 Post a pic in this thread.
Posted by: Braenyard


If you're still here, I have a way to prove it.

Gp to this zombietime post, and read the final sentence:

http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2183

It should say, "The progressive stack functions as a sort of official left-wing caste system for keeping everyone in their place."

Now you choose any random word and I will append it to the post.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:30 PM (pMi6S)

362 Except that one 'selfie' of the chinese e-thot wearing a mask. That was just weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2025 07:23 PM (bss/y)

Wearing "a" mask? Or wearing a bikini made of masks? Because that's the one I remember.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 25, 2025 07:31 PM (h7ZuX)

363 What year did the NY Cardinals last win the World Series?!?!?!?!?

WHAT YEAR?!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM (/tzYP)

Ah, zee New York Cardinales. I remember it well, Yogi the Bear, he scored much touchdowns.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2025 07:31 PM (dGCAG)

364 Q: Why is it that nothing can be made foolproof?

A: It's because fools are so persistently ingenious.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (Aqu9a)


Generally speaking, people test that a thing will operate as designed assuming it is given the correct inputs. No matter how much bitching you do, it's almost impossible to get people to test against stupid shit. No one would ever do that, testing costs money, go bother someone else.

Then an outsider does something stupid, deliberately or otherwise, and they're off to the races.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2025 07:31 PM (ExV1e)

365 "4D chess"

Old and busted cope. "He's brilliant and we're too stupid to understand the game he's playing." Don't want to hear it anymore.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 25, 2025 07:32 PM (5ACBR)

366 355 If Goldberg were any kind of a patriot, which he is not, he would have alerted them right away that they had mistakenly added him, told them he would bow out and promise not to reveal it to anyone. As I say, if.
Posted by: bluebell

----------
Yeah, I am surprised the meeting didn't start with / include a disclaimer. Every time I get an email from a lawyer it has a long signature telling me that if I was not the intended recipient they are going to burn my ass (cohen bros. reference) and take all kinds of legal action to destroy me.

I just assumed any meeting like that would start with such a disclaimer and checks.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:32 PM (Xgmvf)

367 Yeah, everyone keeps saying it was an "accidental" add.

Plenty of employees in the private sector have been fired for accidents.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2025 07:32 PM (cl15i)

368 Crazy thought - indict Goldberg for espionage.
---

He said he conferred with Atlantic's lawyers before writing the article. If the article is a lie, he and the Atlantic should be prosecuted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:27 PM


I agree. He has admitted multiple times that he is in possession of highly classified information that he has no right to, nor a clearance to possess. IOW he is guilty of the exact same thing that DOJ charged Trump for. He needs to return the material post haste if it exists or face the legal consequences.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2025 07:32 PM (e5NfL)

369 What year did charles johnson out you on his blog?
--------
What year did the NY Cardinals last win the World Series?!?!?!?!?

WHAT YEAR?!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP)
.....

If a 12:00 train leaves Chicago travelling west at 70mph, and a 1:00 train leaves Denver travelling east at 65mph, what time do they collide?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2025 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

370 So feeding a kid at the same time every day and putting them to bed at the same time every day and getting them up at the same time is a bad parenting idea?

Having meals at a set time and playtime at a certain time and nap time at a certain time is a bad thing?

Because that's what kindergarten and school are all about.
So if you want a child prepared for that, you need to start early.

What exactly am I saying that is horrible for raising children?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2025 07:08 PM (6ydKt)

Exactly how I and all my friends were raised in the 50's. Nothing odd about it. My parents, and most of the parents of my friends, were first generation Americans, of Eastern European ancestry. They all pretty much had the same beliefs when it came to raising a child. Old world customs.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 25, 2025 07:33 PM (dgRL6)

371 Earlier today I saw a Pierre Poliveieruore add.
---
I heard him speak after the announcement of the elections.
He's a retarded Romneyite.

Like, it was all "we're gonna do all the good things better and not with hurtin' no-one an' stuff."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2025 07:33 PM (ToHiZ)

372 >>>355 If Goldberg were any kind of a patriot, which he is not, he would have alerted them right away that they had mistakenly added him, told them he would bow out and promise not to reveal it to anyone. As I say, if.
Posted by: bluebell
---

That's very adult talking you're doing there. I think you're the first to mention that solution since this event was exposed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:33 PM (wE4lY)

373 Azert csak magyarul irok, hogy senki nem tud hogy hibas vagy nem!

Posted by: Miklos, mere Magyar Moron at March 25, 2025 06:30 PM (RgW1J)



Nagyon egyezek maga val.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 25, 2025 07:33 PM (ejgfJ)

374 Now you choose any random word and I will append it to the post.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:30 PM


Add Tren de Aragua.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Gives the 3rd Degree with a phone book at March 25, 2025 07:34 PM (jc0TO)

375 The shit, it must be stirred.....

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2025 07:34 PM (PCK5/)

376 There's boobs on Zomblog 200807. Real boobs. Not a rickroll.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2025 07:34 PM (KAi1n)

377 Q: Why is it that nothing can be made foolproof?

A: It's because fools are so persistently ingenious.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2025 07:03 PM (Aqu9a)


--------------
I am pretty sure Ace covered this many years ago.
He used my favorite analogy but I think a bit different. My version was:
The hamster can always escape not because it is smarter than the guy who designed the cage, but because its little hamster brain is working 24/7 with one goal -- to escape.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 25, 2025 07:35 PM (Xgmvf)

378 Nude Cafe

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2025 07:37 PM (jc0TO)

379 >>>Gp to this zombietime post, and read the final sentence:

http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2183

It should say, "The progressive stack functions as a sort of official left-wing caste system for keeping everyone in their place."

Now you choose any random word and I will append it to the post.
Posted by: zombie
---

You're going complex on me there. I just wanted an old simple pic of yourself like you used to do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:37 PM (wE4lY)

380 18 Jasmine Crockett called wheelchair-bound Governor Gregg Abbott "Governor Hot Wheels."

_____________________________

Forgive me....I find this funny. And, yes, I still do Stephen Hawking impersonations.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (dIske)

He should have racing stripes pot on his wheelchair. Flames maybe.

Posted by: javems at March 25, 2025 07:39 PM (8I4hW)

381 @ 264, this. I try to use nothing but open source, here.


372, 355, ... brava, bluebell!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2025 07:40 PM (/Ghsb)

382
If Goldberg were any kind of a patriot, which he is not, he would have alerted them right away that they had mistakenly added him, told them he would bow out and promise not to reveal it to anyone. As I say, if.
Posted by: bluebell

============

And this has precedent, so Goldberg can't say "In the history of the world, no one has done this."

It was when some Pepsi employees with a grudge stole the recipe and brought it to Coke. Coke said "We don't want to compete this way" and called up Pepsi and said "These people gave us your recipe and we're burning it without reading."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2025 07:41 PM (6IAhu)

383 370 Exactly how I and all my friends were raised in the 50's. Nothing odd about it. My parents, and most of the parents of my friends, were first generation Americans, of Eastern European ancestry. They all pretty much had the same beliefs when it came to raising a child. Old world customs.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 25, 2025 07:33 PM (dgRL6)

-- --

I didn't think it was that controversial either.

I'm not a big fan of trying to turn children into free-range chickens. They can have that kind of freedom when they're teenagers.

Almost the entire workforce is a regimented, time-sensitive, repetitive bore.

Yet a lot of people seem to want to raise wild, special snowflake, permanent rebels who can never learn to adjust to that reality.

Only the super-wealthy can afford that kind of nonchalance.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2025 07:42 PM (6ydKt)

384 I just can't let fat-fingering slide any more.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2025 06:26 PM (KRtlO)



Yeah, Jonah, like I was telling you about Ace, he...what?

Oh &%@# how did he get on this thread? Did you fat finger Ace, Jonah?

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 25, 2025 07:43 PM (NMT5x)

385 Nagyon egyezek maga val.
Posted by: Chairborne!

Thank you

I assume the typo was For Humour Purposes Only

Posted by: Miklos, with a minor quibble at March 25, 2025 07:44 PM (RgW1J)

386 Add Tren de Aragua.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

378 Nude Cafe
Posted by: Grump928(C)


OK, I added those. Refresh the post -- you will see they are there.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:46 PM (pMi6S)

387 You're going complex on me there. I just wanted an old simple pic of yourself like you used to do.
Posted by: Braenyard


OK, I added that as well. Check it out:

http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2183

"The progressive stack functions as a sort of official left-wing caste system for keeping everyone in their place. Tren de Aragua. Nude Cafe. You’re going complex on me there. I just wanted an old simple pic of yourself like you used to do."

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 07:48 PM (pMi6S)

388 Heh. I'm a bit rusty on my grammar and I don't know how to add the accent and Umlat marks to make it proper Magyar.


Elnezest kerek.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 25, 2025 07:52 PM (CzQuO)

389 >>>OK, I added those. Refresh the post -- you will see they are there.
Posted by: zombie
---

I bow to your serenity and patience.
I still have an old pic of you an update
would be asking too much?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 07:53 PM (wE4lY)

390 Thank you

I assume the typo was For Humour Purposes Only

Posted by: Miklos, with a minor quibble at March 25, 2025 07:44 PM (RgW1J)



Sorry, my response at 388 was to you, Miklos. I forgot to add your nic.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 25, 2025 07:56 PM (CzQuO)

391 I still have an old pic of you an update
would be asking too much?
Posted by: Braenyard


I am serious now. Here is a new picture of me:

http://zombietime.com/zombie7654.jpg

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2025 08:07 PM (pMi6S)

392 Hey! I'm at work browsing your blog from my new iphone 3gs!
Just wanted to say I love reading your blog and look forward to all your posts!
Keep up the excellent work!

Posted by: acls recertification at March 25, 2025 08:10 PM (adQd0)

393 Why did I click??

Posted by: Ette from Texas at March 25, 2025 08:28 PM (92Xbp)

394 That doesn't look, in the slightest, like the pic I have of you.

There was much concern for you when you disappeared.
Glad that you are well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2025 08:29 PM (wE4lY)

395 18 Jasmine Crockett called wheelchair-bound Governor Gregg Abbott "Governor Hot Wheels."

_____________________________

Forgive me....I find this funny. And, yes, I still do Stephen Hawking impersonations.
Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2025 06:24 PM (dIske)

Colin Rugg calls it a "new level of deplorable"? Yeah, I mean Trump probably wishes he had come up with it first. If he had a problem with some of DJT's nicknames for people then sure I guess, otherwise no.

And yeah, while I don't like a lot of the name calling Trump does, Gov. Hot Wheels is kinda funny. Not nearly as good as "little Rocket Man" though. And if I were Abbot I'd probably "lean into it" as the younger ones say.

Crockett's incitement of violence are another thing entirely.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 25, 2025 08:39 PM (lg881)

396 "Let me get this off my chest: It is in fact racist that we continue to pump trillions in US taxpayer dollars to these relatively well-off white layabouts in Europe and Australia, and I demand an END to this racist welfare regime.

Cut them all off. Make these sexually-twisted white (for the moment) perpetual adolescents pay their own way for the first time in their lives."

As an Australian, I can virtually guarantee that the recipients of these grants are not white, and most likely are not even born in Australia.

Currently 30% of Australians were not born in Australia. Our country has been colonised, and is now full of suburbs with up to 85% of people not born in the country.

Posted by: LordAzrael at March 25, 2025 08:47 PM (j1las)

397 I believe ALL judges in America must be born in America

This was all Obama plan

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 25, 2025 09:44 PM (nGraA)

398 "it is worth asking if judges with ties to foreign nations and cultures are the right ones to make decisions affecting the U.S. military or immigration."

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT

Posted by: SIDNEY at March 26, 2025 07:24 AM (Uy/WF)

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