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Trump Strikes Agreement With Paul, Weiss Law Firm, with Firm Agreeing to End All DEI Practices and Donate $40 Million in Pro Bono Services to Causes Trump Chooses

Hello everyone. I hope you're all doing well.

Paul, Weiss acknowledged the wrongdoing of its former partner Mark Pomerantz, who was a key instigator/plotter of the Alvin Bragg fake charges against Trump in the Stormy Daniels matter.

President Donald Trump has reached a peace deal with a prominent law firm, agreeing to lift a punitive executive order in exchange for concessions that include an agreement to do pro bono work on behalf of conservative causes.

The White House said in a social media post Thursday that it would rescind the executive order Trump imposed March 14 on Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison as part of a broader assault on law firms he viewed as antagonistic.

Paul, Weiss pledged to abandon diversity policies and to provide free legal representation equivalent to $40 million for clients with a "full spectrum of political viewpoints" to include the president's antisemitism taskforce, "fairness in the justice system" and "other mutually agreed projects," according to the post.

Paul, Weiss had no immediate comment but the White House included a statement from the firm's chairman, Brad Karp, in the announcement.

"We are gratified that the President has agreed to withdraw the Executive Order concerning Paul, Weiss," Karp said. "We look forward to an engaged and constructive relationship with the President and his Administration."

The agreement removes the immediate threat to Paul, Weiss from an order that would have sharply limited its ability to interact with government agencies and its access to government contracts -- actions that a federal judge said in a similar case involving another firm appear to violate the Constitution.

I'm worried about the part of the agreement about $40 million for pro bono services for Trump's favored causes. That's not a direct personal benefit, but it is an indirect personal benefit. I think Trump made a mistake in agreeing to that or asking for that.

It feels like a trap to me. A judge will overturn this agreement and use that part of it as proof that Trump is weaponizing government for his own benefit. I wonder if Paul, Weiss offered that themselves, knowing it was a Poisoned Apple that Trump should not take.

Trump issued the executive order to punish Paul, Weiss for its past association with Mark Pomerantz, a former partner who investigated Trump's finances and payments to porn star Stormy Daniels for the Manhattan District Attorney's office. The lawyer ultimately resigned after District Attorney Alvin Bragg chose not to pursue charges.

"The President is agreeing to this action in light of a meeting with Paul, Weiss Chairman, Brad Karp, during which Mr. Karp acknowledged the wrongdoing of former Paul, Weiss partner, Mark Pomerantz, the grave dangers of Weaponization, and the vital need to restore our System of Justice," the White House said in the statement.


The announcement caused a whole new drama in the leftwing legal community. Below, an associate at Skaaden Arps (a very big NYC lawfirm that used to specialize in corporate Mergers and Acquisitions) gives two week notice unless the firm dedicates itself to DEI hiring practices and anti-Trump lawfare.

skaadenarpsletter.jpg

Corrected: I thought this woman was a partner, but TJM says she's an associate.

Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM




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1 Meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2025 01:18 PM (W2Pud)

2 The announcement caused a whole new drama in the leftwing legal community. Below, a partner at Skaaden Arps (a very big NYC lawfirm that used to specialize in corporate Mergers and Acquisitions) gives two week notice unless the firm dedicates itself to DEI hiring practices and anti-Trump lawfare.

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I don't think she's a partner. I think she's just an associate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

3 Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment.

Posted by: electronic means at March 21, 2025 01:20 PM (wFFVS)

4 Rachel Corrie>Rachel Cohen. At least Corrie was willing to go to the mat....

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:20 PM (ewjUl)

5 Cry harder, bitches.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2025 01:20 PM (W2Pud)

6 "The President is agreeing to this action in light of a meeting with Paul, Weiss Chairman, Brad Karp, during which Mr. Karp acknowledged the wrongdoing of former Paul, Weiss partner, Mark Pomerantz, the grave dangers of Weaponization, and the vital need to restore our System of Justice," the White House said in the statement.

I don't really understand what the Trump admin used to threaten the law firm for the actions of Pomerantz. Did they approve or collude with him?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:20 PM (xCA6C)

7 Being outright antagonistic against the administration can lead to the possible loss of administration contracts?

Sounds like a change in business model is in order.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

8 At least Corrie was willing to go to the mat....
Posted by: Minnfidel

She BECAME a mat.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

9 How about we start sniffing around the Big Law firms for some anti-trust violations?

They have far too much power. And they don't use it for good.

And if you're not a DEI hire or well connected Harvard Law graduate, you're on the outside.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 01:21 PM (uCjyK)

10 Now do Boasberg and Roberts.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:21 PM (2NXcZ)

11 At least Corrie was willing to go to the mat....
Posted by: Minnfidel

She BECAME a mat.


Her affect was flat.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:22 PM (xCA6C)

12 When is Trump gonna make a deal with Dewey, Cheatem and Howe?

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

13 Wow!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 21, 2025 01:22 PM (rbKZ6)

14 >> I'm worried about the part of the agreement about $40 million for pro bono services for Trump's favored causes. That's not a direct personal benefit, but it is an indirect personal benefit. I think Trump made a mistake in agreeing to that or asking for that.

I am not sure why. Trump basically donated what would have otherwise been a settlement. They admitted to wrongdoing. I’m sure the agreement with all those lawyers involved is water tight.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2025 01:23 PM (mMbvc)

15 At least Corrie was willing to go to the mat....
Posted by: Minnfidel

She BECAME a mat.

Her affect was flat.
Posted by: Archimedes

She got rolled.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

16 [Tangentially related:]

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 MASSIVE WIN FOR WOMEN: The Governor of Maine has CAVED to President Trump and will now ban men from women’s sports

Another Trump W 🤣

Trump famously called out Gov. Mills TO HER FACE and the White House, and told her he was pulling her federal funds for not following his order protecting women’s sports.

She responded with all talk, saying “see you in court,” but of course it never got that far.

The people DON’T WANT men in women’s sports. These loony leftists really struggle to understand that.

https://is.gd/XDIStG

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 01:24 PM (do9CM)

17
Yeah, I'm sure they'll litigate with earnest...

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:24 PM (rP7Op)

18 At least Corrie was willing to go to the mat....
Posted by: Minnfidel

She BECAME a mat.

Her affect was flat.
Posted by: Archimedes

She got rolled.
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)
***

Pancakes. I think pancakes for breakfast tomorrow.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 01:24 PM (W/lyH)

19 At least Corrie was willing to go to the mat....
Posted by: Minnfidel

She BECAME a mat.

Her affect was flat.
Posted by: Archimedes

She got rolled.
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

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I'm crushed y'all are making these jokes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2025 01:24 PM (2UnvF)

20
419 Yeahbut, what about the adventure?

------

it's likely you'll be eaten by a grue.
Posted by: anachronda


What's a grue?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:24 PM (rP7Op)

21 And if you're not a DEI hire or well connected Harvard Law graduate, you're on the outside.

Assuming you accept the USNews rankings, Harvard is now rated as #6, after *cough* Stanford, Yale, Chicago, UVA, and Penn. That doesn't mean those other schools have a better network, though.

https://is.gd/bZPoHu

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:25 PM (xCA6C)

22 Why do they have such a hatred for whites? I can understand that Prescob, as she's disturbingly ugly and lashing out, but the Cohen woman is pretty.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:25 PM (2NXcZ)

23 Flooding the zone 24/7.

Posted by: 13times at March 21, 2025 01:25 PM (U4N2w)

24 Now do Boasberg and Roberts.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:21 PM (2NXcZ)

---------------

Boasberg, Roberts, and Soros ... Oh, my!

Make RICO Prosecutions Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 01:26 PM (do9CM)

25 "It is now or it is never, and if it is never, I will not continue to work here."

Well.... Bye.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 21, 2025 01:26 PM (4XwPj)

26 What's a grue?
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:24 PM (rP7Op)

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Same as a dickfer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2025 01:26 PM (2UnvF)

27 "This is my two weeks' notice..."

No need to read further.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

28 By the way, the settlement and an admission of wrong doing also reinforces the basis for the EO. What material claim could anyone make at this point?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (mMbvc)

29 A Grue is $20, same as downtown

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (fwDg9)

30 Make RICO Prosecutions Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 01:26 PM (do9CM)

I read that Roberts hold private meetings with Beryl and Boasberg. Coordinating the attack?

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (2NXcZ)

31 MASSIVE WIN FOR WOMEN: The Governor of Maine has CAVED to President Trump and will now ban men from women’s sports

This was always gonna happen as soon as the money was at risk.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (ExV1e)

32 "It is now or it is never, and if it is never, I will not continue to work here."

This is the kind of thing said by people who never expect not to be in demand. Whether that turns out to be true is a different question.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (xCA6C)

33 Looked up Miss Cohen, not bad looking
If I were a partner at Skadden my response would be
Dear Rachel, your resignation is accepted , but first..
Of course she'd probably sue me

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (LVkqs)

34 26 What's a grue?


Some of you have never played Zork, and it shows.

Posted by: Cu'chullainn at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (lUDjX)

35 Assuming you accept the USNews rankings, Harvard is now rated as #6, after *cough* Stanford, Yale, Chicago, UVA, and Penn. That doesn't mean those other schools have a better network, though.

https://is.gd/bZPoHu

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:25 PM (xCA6C)

The US News ratings are nonsense. Something like 25% of the school's score comes from some secret group of lawyers who rank schools based on how they feel they should be ranked.

But yeah, it's not about quality of education, it's about networking and having the right class markers.

State school law schools use the same books and often same professors as the Top 14 schools. The education itself is the same. Students may (MAY) be slightly smarter at T14 schools, but ultimately it all comes down to the class markers. "Yes, I went to Choate, then Yale then Harvard Law.*" "wow, you're hired."

*admitted as a legacy to every school

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (uCjyK)

36 33 Looked up Miss Cohen, not bad looking
If I were a partner at Skadden my response would be
Dear Rachel, your resignation is accepted , but first..
Of course she'd probably sue me
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (LVkqs)

exactly

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:28 PM (2NXcZ)

37 Imagine what Trump could do if he knew how to read. What a waste.

Posted by: Francis at March 21, 2025 01:28 PM (bbuBP)

38 "A judge will overturn this agreement "

Right now some lefty judge is about to overturn President Trump's lunch order:

" Hey, a pastrami with Swiss on rye sounds good".

"Sorry, sir, Judge Amy Schriller-Harridan from Rensselaer, Indiana has proclaimed that you have a grilled cheese with mayo. And no cole slaw."

Wotta world.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 21, 2025 01:28 PM (Ft5W9)

39 And if you're not a DEI hire or well connected Harvard Law graduate, you're on the outside.

All the Harvard Law graduates work at Pearson Spector Litt.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 01:28 PM (vOJ4/)

40 I don't like this. I wanted to see them put out of business.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 21, 2025 01:29 PM (paSBy)

41 Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2025 01:29 PM (2UnvF)

42 30 Make RICO Prosecutions Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 01:26 PM (do9CM)

I read that Roberts hold private meetings with Beryl and Boasberg. Coordinating the attack?
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (2NXcZ)

======

They're part of a social club for elite judges and lawyers, the DC chapter of something called the Inns of Justice that has chapters all over the country.

He's chummy with Boesberg and obviously has been for a while. It does not mean that they're coordinating anything.

Also, Boesberg's whole thing has gone precisely nowhere (and going to go no further when the government's application for a stay probably gets accepted today or early next week by the appellate court), and focusing on him as a key lynchpin when he's actually a small, ineffectual part of the whole judicial resistance is silly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

43 Meh...we're still pissing around not understanding we're in a war. OF COURSE, Trump will be accused of weaponizing the Government....because WE HAVE to weaponize the government to counter the opposition's documented proof and results of weaponizing the government.

To do otherwise is to join the cuck squad of Bulwark diddlers.

Posted by: Orson at March 21, 2025 01:29 PM (dIske)

44
...that represent the full spectrum of political viewpoints of our society, whether "conservative or liberal."

So not "conservative causes" as Politico LIES.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (rP7Op)

45 All the Harvard Law graduates work at Pearson Spector Litt.

I got that reference.

Posted by: Capt. America at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (xCA6C)

46 To do otherwise is to join the cuck squad of Bulwark diddlers.
Posted by: Orson at March 21, 2025 01:29 PM (dIske)

At leas the cuck squad of Bulwark diddlers is in on the grift and getting massively wealthy off their cucking.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (uCjyK)

47 It didn't work out so well for Ms. Cohen. She was terminated within hours.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (/HDaX)

48 17
Yeah, I'm sure they'll litigate with earnest...
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:24 PM

Yeah,

Have that work count only if they win.

Posted by: Stateless...63% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (jvJvP)

49 20 419 Yeahbut, what about the adventure?

------

it's likely you'll be eaten by a grue.
Posted by: anachronda

What's a grue?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_Cave_Adventure

Posted by: anachronda at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (oY6Yp)

50 Looked up Miss Cohen, not bad looking
If I were a partner at Skadden my response would be
Dear Rachel, your resignation is accepted , but first..
Of course she'd probably sue me
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (LVkqs)


If social media is honest, they'll answer "okay" and she'll make a tiktok weeping in her car about how they didn't fight for her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

51 Below, a partner at Skaaden Arps (a very big NYC lawfirm that used to specialize in corporate Mergers and Acquisitions) gives two week notice unless the firm dedicates itself to DEI hiring practices and anti-Trump lawfare.


Well ... bye.

Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at March 21, 2025 01:31 PM (jc0TO)

52 >> But yeah, it's not about quality of education, it's about networking and having the right class markers.

What's crazy to me is how may Harvard, MIT and Stanford CompSci grads I interviewed who couldn't do basic programming. It's not unusual for CompSci grads to be bad at coding, but I figured those top schools would be better.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 01:31 PM (iwhil)

53 50 If social media is honest, they'll answer "okay" and she'll make a tiktok weeping in her car about how they didn't fight for her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

=======

"I made a demand of my boss and said I'd quit if they didn't do it! And then I quit because they didn't do it! I'm the victim!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

54 I'm enjoying how deliberately obtuse the TdA loving judge is being.

How can he not read between the lines of Trump's responses to his ever-more shrill orders?

That they are saying "now go away or I shall mock you some more."

I think he knows but he's desperate to rouse some response from the public other than an indifferent "so what, they're gang members."
That's the source of his real frustration--"How come they're not listening to MEEEEEEE!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 21, 2025 01:31 PM (apAvM)

55 Correction, on leave. Will Chamberlain's X account:

https://x.com/x/status/1903056967175721041/photo/2

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 21, 2025 01:32 PM (/HDaX)

56 I got that reference.
Posted by: Capt. America at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (xCA6C)


I forgot to add that they hired a token Columbia grad, but she turned out to be a raging leftie, but she married some British twat and sodded off to California to make Netflix documentaries and canned jelly.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 01:32 PM (vOJ4/)

57
Alternate post title:

Six Jew Lawyers & Trump Walk Into a Bar...

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:32 PM (rP7Op)

58 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_Cave_Adventure
Posted by: anachronda at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (oY6Yp)

Grues were from Zork, not CCA.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 01:33 PM (iwhil)

59 The US News ratings are nonsense.

Eh, I think that's a bit strong. The LSATs, for example, suggest a big variation in schools and their student's capabilities, and they track pretty well with reputation. What I don't know is how much of the USN ratings rely on nonsense like diversity and the quality of the gym.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:33 PM (xCA6C)

60 The worst decision by the leftist judges against Trump was the decision attempting to stop the DoD from banning trannies.
Judge Reyes is whack job who included her own "research" on trannies into her decision. Just rule on the record you loon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:33 PM (LVkqs)

61 54 I think he knows but he's desperate to rouse some response from the public other than an indifferent "so what, they're gang members."
That's the source of his real frustration--"How come they're not listening to MEEEEEEE!!!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 21, 2025 01:31 PM (apAvM)

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It would have been a better strategy to let Trump have the gangland victories on immigration, but do everything to keep it quiet.

Front-loading resistance on immigration here, when the administration's efforts are almost all focused on gang members, is just going to create a deep and wide desensitization towards sob stories on immigration going forward.

Of course, this is after a campaign where Trump promised, many time, to set up the largest mass deportation effort in history, which obviously wouldn't just include gang members.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

62 What's crazy to me is how may Harvard, MIT and Stanford CompSci grads I interviewed who couldn't do basic programming. It's not unusual for CompSci grads to be bad at coding, but I figured those top schools would be better.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 01:31 PM (iwhil)


Most of the elite schools spend time on cutting edge theory and any programming requirement is perfunctory, and done on Linux. I graduated from Texas when it was a top 5 CS school and that's how it was for us also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

63 60 The worst decision by the leftist judges against Trump was the decision attempting to stop the DoD from banning trannies.
Judge Reyes is whack job who included her own "research" on trannies into her decision. Just rule on the record you loon
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:33 PM (LVkqs)

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She's the one who included a reference to the Hamilton musical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

64 28 By the way, the settlement and an admission of wrong doing also reinforces the basis for the EO. What material claim could anyone make at this point?
Posted by: Marcus T

NY state is on the warpath so they might try to figure out some new wrinkle on lawfare there. I don't think the emoluments clause at the federal level goes anywhere because lawfare group tried that stunt in the first presidency and has now established caselaw precedents making it a very difficult avenue of attack now. Seth Tillman pretty much eviscerated claims that it applies to the president anyway.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (ctrM5)

65 Correction, on leave. Will Chamberlain's X account:

https://x.com/x/status/1903056967175721041/photo/2
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 21, 2025 01:32 PM (/HDaX)

Well, she can always sell feet pics on OnlyFans.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (iwhil)

66 Grey is a creature from the early computer game Zork

Posted by: hurricane567 at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (jV7P/)

67
Again, for you speedy scrollers:

Fake "News" Politico is LYING about this agreement. Read the President's truthie, or whatever its called.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (kBHKH)

68 I used to work with a jr. engineer/Army Res Capt. that had never seen Stripes. Hurt my soul a little.

Posted by: Francis at March 21, 2025 01:35 PM (bbuBP)

69 65
Well, she can always sell feet pics on OnlyFans.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (iwhil)

========

Why only pictures of her feet?

Why not the actual feet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

70 MASSIVE WIN FOR WOMEN: The Governor of Maine has CAVED to President Trump and will now ban men from women’s sports

This was always gonna happen as soon as the money was at risk.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (ExV1e)

That's a about a month after the Governor of Maine had that tussle with Donnie Two Scoops at the White House during a Governors' Meeting. LOL

LINK (PBS): https://tinyurl.com/ynm8c35e

Posted by: mrp at March 21, 2025 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)

71 She's the one who included a reference to the Hamilton musical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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To be fair, she probably thought the actor playing Hamilton was in the earlier Federalist Papers show and thus was well acquainted with Broadway and the Framing.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:35 PM (ctrM5)

72 71 She's the one who included a reference to the Hamilton musical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
======
To be fair, she probably thought the actor playing Hamilton was in the earlier Federalist Papers show and thus was well acquainted with Broadway and the Framing.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:35 PM (ctrM5)

======

In that case, she's bound for SCOTUS!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

73
5 years ago...

15 days to spread the virus!

15 Days to spread the Big Lie!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:36 PM (kBHKH)

74 If i were a conservative fighting a legal battle, I don't think I'd want that free representation from Paul, Weiss. I would have a hard time believing they are really working on my behalf.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2025 01:36 PM (79pEw)

75 That's a about a month after the Governor of Maine had that tussle with Donnie Two Scoops at the White House during a Governors' Meeting. LOL

Hah, I remember that. She sure talked big back then, didn't she.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:36 PM (xCA6C)

76 People don't want men in women's sports.

Most people have common sense. Those that don't are stupid. It's that simple.

You may have all kinds of college degrees but if you don't apply common sense you are nothing but an educated fool.

Damn people, it's not that hard.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2025 01:36 PM (OrSPY)

77 Looks like her terms were accepted.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:37 PM (ewjUl)

78 Race is the new class warfare

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2025 01:37 PM (fwDg9)

79 I really like this Brook Rollins lady, Secretary of Agriculture. Personable, attractive, grew up on a farm and was an Ag student in college (Aggie). Years ago I had a barstool at a VFW outside of DC. There was a guy that came in, retired Army Intel that worked for the CIA in recruiting. None of the spooky stuff like in the movies, often manning job fairs. He said he really liked Ag students for being practical people, not afraid to work. Also, they could be assigned to a station in an Ag role and have a lot of good reasons to travel the host country.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2025 01:37 PM (gm9Sb)

80 "in the earlier Federalist Papers show"

snicker

Posted by: Francis at March 21, 2025 01:37 PM (bbuBP)

81 Front-loading resistance on immigration here, when the administration's efforts are almost all focused on gang members, is just going to create a deep and wide desensitization towards sob stories on immigration going forward.

Of course, this is after a campaign where Trump promised, many time, to set up the largest mass deportation effort in history, which obviously wouldn't just include gang members.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think the coming reveals from DOGE over illegals getting bennies via identity theft of SSN numbers which opens the door to other welfare is likely to enrage a lot of the public as well.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:37 PM (ctrM5)

82
If social media is honest, they'll answer "okay" and she'll make a tiktok weeping in her car about how they didn't fight for her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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She has proclaimed her proud martyrdom on LinkedIn and will doubtless appear in a few MSNBC interviews shortly.

What's funny is that she laments that this is happening throughout the profession, in many big law firms. Where does she thinks she's going to get hired next? Which big firm will take on a junior associate who thinks so highly of herself and wants to bully the decision-makers publicly?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 01:38 PM (lCaJd)

83 It feels like a trap to me. A judge will overturn this agreement and use that part of it as proof that Trump is weaponizing government for his own benefit.
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But, it's also unenforceable.
Of course, the judge for the deep state, will pretend that the threat of reinstating the EO is an enforcement mechanism despite that being mere speculation, discarding the old, strict "four corners" rule of contract interpretation.

And, as we have seen, the New Rules of TrumpWrong is that any and all speculation, even of the most absurd, is sufficient to support a vast, all-encompassing nation-wide order against Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 21, 2025 01:38 PM (apAvM)

84 Most of the elite schools spend time on cutting edge theory and any programming requirement is perfunctory, and done on Linux. I graduated from Texas when it was a top 5 CS school and that's how it was for us also.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, I know. State schools spend a lot of time on theory, too. Which is fine, in theory; CompSci isn't really a "programming" degree.

The problem is, that's what a lot of people think they're getting. Then they apply for jobs they're unqualified for and I have to tell them they need to start from scratch learning to code.

(They also don't often understand the theory, but that's another matter entirely.)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 01:38 PM (iwhil)

85 About that last one, according to an article I saw elsewhere (meaning probably Insty), apparently they found her final offer acceptable.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 21, 2025 01:38 PM (/y8xj)

86 The US News ratings are nonsense.

Eh, I think that's a bit strong. The LSATs, for example, suggest a big variation in schools and their student's capabilities, and they track pretty well with reputation. What I don't know is how much of the USN ratings rely on nonsense like diversity and the quality of the gym.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:33 PM (xCA6C)
***

It's been my experience with magazine ratings that where you fall on the list is directly related to the amount of $ that changes hands.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2025 01:38 PM (W/lyH)

87 22 Why do they have such a hatred for whites? I can understand that Prescob, as she's disturbingly ugly and lashing out, but the Cohen woman is pretty.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:25 PM (2NXcZ)

Oh no, how in the world will they find another entitled self-absorbed sanctimonious AWFL in Manhattan?



Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2025 01:38 PM (zBOzm)

88 ahh,, I see the partner who is threatening to flounce is an AWFL.

Madam, I expect your ultimatum will receive the following response:

Well bye, Felicia!

Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2025 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

89 No trannies in women's sports! The Boston Globe suggests ending the gender divide in sports altogether. I for one look forward to women trying to make NFL teams in training camp.

https://instapundit.com/709845/

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:39 PM (KQk9m)

90 Also, Boesberg's whole thing has gone precisely nowhere (and going to go no further when the government's application for a stay probably gets accepted today or early next week by the appellate court), and focusing on him as a key lynchpin when he's actually a small, ineffectual part of the whole judicial resistance is silly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

The way you attack a longstanding precedent is to find that really out there case, that the public can understand Jumps the shark so bad, the entire precedent needs to be looked at.

That case, is one that can be used to attack the whole Supreme Court written rule that allows a Judge to tell the President what to do.

Don't wait... don't appeal... force it IMO on these cases where the Judge is CLEARLY in the wrong... like the Judge who told the Executive branch that they can't audit, because auditing is a fishing expedition for fraud.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 01:39 PM (QAkQ3)

91 So, $40 million divided by $1000 an hour = 40,000 "hours"

So realistically, 20,000 hours?

Posted by: Stateless...63% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 21, 2025 01:39 PM (jvJvP)

92 You know - I can respect resigning from a position when you're either being told to do something you don't agree with or if the organization is moving away from something you don't want it to.

There's also a right way to do it that doesn't involve a bunch of unresisting demands delivered via hissy fit.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:40 PM (PzXaK)

93 It’s an important discussion for the courts and the legal profession to explain why litigation to help bums sleep on the sidewalks in Idaho is pro bono, but, say, litigation to help women with unplanned pregnancies get access to abortion-alternative care in blue states is somehow NOT pro bono, but instead is some right-wing Trump-benefitting cause.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 21, 2025 01:40 PM (dQfJF)

94 88 ahh,, I see the partner who is threatening to flounce is an AWFL.

Madam, I expect your ultimatum will receive the following response:

Well bye, Felicia!
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2025 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

Other partners are going... 'OK, we hired her to do BLM type cases, and we are not doing BLM cases anymore... so... why is she on staff?'

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 01:40 PM (QAkQ3)

95 In that case, she's bound for SCOTUS!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

"There's no business like Scotus Business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything that per diem will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you're making up law for that extra bow"

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:41 PM (ctrM5)

96 I'll go 10,000 max. 15 min phone call = 60 minutes billed

Posted by: Francis at March 21, 2025 01:42 PM (bbuBP)

97 79 I really like this Brook Rollins lady, Secretary of Agriculture. Personable, attractive, grew up on a farm and was an Ag student in college (Aggie). Years ago I had a barstool at a VFW outside of DC. There was a guy that came in, retired Army Intel that worked for the CIA in recruiting. None of the spooky stuff like in the movies, often manning job fairs. He said he really liked Ag students for being practical people, not afraid to work. Also, they could be assigned to a station in an Ag role and have a lot of good reasons to travel the host country.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2025 01:37 PM (gm9Sb)

Quite the accomplished gal! But getting her JD from the teasips??? SACRILEGE!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2025 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

98 Huh huh, you said "bono"

Posted by: Beavis at March 21, 2025 01:42 PM (y9ksN)

99
If i were a conservative fighting a legal battle, I don't think I'd want that free representation from Paul, Weiss. I would have a hard time believing they are really working on my behalf.
Posted by: bluebell

================

Maybe in the ultimate dis, Trump will leave the gift card sitting on his desk unredeemed and very publicly use a competitor firm for his purposes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 01:42 PM (lCaJd)

100 78 Race is the new class warfare
Posted by: Skip
_-_-_-_
Yep. The neo-marxists realized there was no support in our society for class warfare, since most people are fairly well-fed. Can't divide them by envy of the rich, so must do it another way. Throw environmentalism in there with the rest of that. (And anticolonialism in Europe).

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 21, 2025 01:42 PM (vd6bO)

101 >>>I don't think she's a partner. I think she's just an associate.

thanks, I'll correct that.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM (KRtlO)

102 I'd like to see the settlement of free legal fees to go to those young women who are trying to de-transition and are suing the school counselors, doctors and hospitals that mutilated and poisoned them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

103 New report from NTSB. Dunno if it's something to worry about:

There are "68 US Bridges Over Navigable Waterways Frequented by Ocean-Going Vessels with Unknown Levels of Risk of Collapse from a Vessel Collision"

"The [Blah-Blah] calculation determines the annual frequency of collapse (AF), which is the probability of a bridge collapse due to vessel collision in a year’s time."

"For bridges classified as critical/essential, the threshold is computed as an AF value of 0.0001. For bridges classified as typical, the threshold is computed as an AF value of 0.001."

All my local bridges are Atypical, so I'm OK. Whatever.

https://tinyurl.com/mr38ha99

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM (5ACBR)

104 Huh huh, you said "bono"

Posted by: Beavis


You aren't pro bono? Figures.

Posted by: Butthead at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM (xCA6C)

105
lol @ that email!

The Ultimate idiotic career-destroying FAKE virtue signal.

Not only did this Nobody at this law firm just give her employer an easy "out" to get rid of her Useless Ass, (she fired herself; the best possible outcome for a Bad Employee), she torpedoed her future prospects.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM (kBHKH)

106 Here's the full text of Cohen's hissy fit:

https://tinyurl.com/3atjjznu

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM (PzXaK)

107 No trannies in women's sports! The Boston Globe suggests ending the gender divide in sports altogether. I for one look forward to women trying to make NFL teams in training camp.

https://instapundit.com/709845/
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:39 PM

Have a tranny league. The sponsorships would be great. Gillette. When "Tammy" needs to shave her 5 O
'clock shadow, she can always trust a good shave from The ultra 5 blade. And when she's home after a tough game, "Tammy" likes to relax and unwind with a Bud Light.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:44 PM (ewjUl)

108 (They also don't often understand the theory, but that's another matter entirely.)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 01:38 PM (iwhil)


Grade curves are grotesque and cheating, particularly among the Asian contingent, is ubiquitous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:44 PM (ExV1e)

109 Here's the full text of Cohen's hissy fit:

https://tinyurl.com/3atjjznu
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM

I wish I had gotten that. My reply would be. We are happy to oblige your resignation. Or just. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:45 PM (ewjUl)

110 "Skaaden Arps"? Sounds like a Star Wars villain

Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (y9ksN)

111 109 I wish I had gotten that. My reply would be. We are happy to oblige your resignation. Or just. LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:45 PM (ewjUl)

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TL: DR.

I just saw "This is my two weeks' notice."

I've instructed security to bring you the box.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

112
The Boston Globe suggests ending the gender divide in sports altogether.

Which would open the door even wider for fake "discrimination" lawsuits.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (kBHKH)

113 Iceland's Minister for Children resigned after it was discovered she got pregnant by a 16 year old. Well she was the minister for CHILDREN

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (LVkqs)

114 So the left made a meme of the Boston tea party throwing Teslas into the bay instead of tea.....

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (KQk9m)

115 A "revocable" two weeks notice?

Even God Himself doesn't have that high an opinion of Himself.

What a great flapping twat LOL

Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2025 01:47 PM (gCZBj)

116 It didn't work out so well for Ms. Cohen. She was terminated within hours.
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Making ego-driven non-negotiable demands on your employers (or partners) is a bad strategy.

My guess is that this person has been a PIA for some while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2025 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

117 Would I want some scumbag lawyer forced to work pro-bono on my case? Prolly not. What's to prevent them from just mailing it in?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:47 PM (ewjUl)

118 Here's the full text of Cohen's hissy fit:

https://tinyurl.com/3atjjznu


Someone thinks very highly of herself and her importance in the system. However, she got one part right:

Like any self-important adolescent, I spent most of my high school history classes wondering what I would do in the moments before true horror or chaos or where my values were tested and demanded great sacrifice.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:47 PM (xCA6C)

119 "68 US Bridges Over Navigable Waterways Frequented by Ocean-Going Vessels with Unknown Levels of Risk of Collapse from a Vessel Collision"
_-_-_-_
Sounds like more of that , "our nations decaying infrastructure" business. All infrastructure every where decays over time. Everything created has an operations and maintenance tail.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 21, 2025 01:47 PM (vd6bO)

120 Six Jew Lawyers & Trump Walk Into a Bar...
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:32 PM (rP7Op)

A bit silly. Chutcan and Marchan and Cheong hardly qualify.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:47 PM (2NXcZ)

121 Here's the full text of Cohen's hissy fit:

https://tinyurl.com/3atjjznu
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM

I wish I had gotten that. My reply would be. We are happy to oblige your resignation. Or just. LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel

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Yeah.

Keep in mind this chicka graduated law school in 2022. A 2 year associate who is dictating terms.

Right.......

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:48 PM (PzXaK)

122 Not only did this Nobody at this law firm just give her employer an easy "out" to get rid of her Useless Ass, (she fired herself; the best possible outcome for a Bad Employee), she torpedoed her future prospects.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM (kBHKH)

I'll bet she was about to be canned anyway... probably not fun to work with, and was hired to do pro DEI cases, when those cases are a net loser for the lawfirm now.

This was a 'you can't fire me, I quit!' letter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 01:48 PM (QAkQ3)

123 my values were tested and demanded great sacrifice

Let the sacrifice begin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2025 01:48 PM (jc0TO)

124 If i were a conservative fighting a legal battle, I don't think I'd want that free representation from Paul, Weiss. I would have a hard time believing they are really working on my behalf.
Posted by: bluebell


The problem is that the first time they demonstrably tank a case they both harm their reputation and open themselves up to accusations of more wrongdoing... akin to paying a monetary settlement with a forged check.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

125 "Skaaden Arps"? Sounds like a Star Wars villain
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM

Or a really shitty hotel in Norway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:48 PM (ewjUl)

126 Back in law school in the eighties my first faculty advisor had been an associate at Skadden Arps. He was making $80k, but working 80+ hrs a week. He left the law school after that year. Can't remember his name and don't know where he went

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:49 PM (LVkqs)

127 NOT THE BEES!!

Posted by: Rachel Cohen at March 21, 2025 01:49 PM (jc0TO)

128 113 Iceland's former Minister for Children has been hired by FedX to run the Xerox at one of their remaining KINKO stores.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2025 01:49 PM (gm9Sb)

129
Rachel Cohen's full email is on her LinkedIn page and it's laced with unintentional humor.

"after the Perkins Coie order, I sent emails to multiple trusted partners in management asking to help with whatever response we coordinated. One of them went unanswered. One of them replied, 'Thanks Rachel. Always appreciate your perspective.'"

Another one failed to follow up, she attended internal meetings, sent MORE emails to decision makers...

Well, she tried to be the Joan of Arc to the Skadden Arps Dauphin, but they failed to grant her command of an army. Let the fall of Orleans be laid at their feet, she did her best.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 01:49 PM (lCaJd)

130 Collapse from a Vessel Collision

Now if that guy, Don in SoCo, would read more carefully, he would have seen the word "Collision" and maybe not sounded-off. My point is still true, just not quite relevant.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (vd6bO)

131 Oh, and for the sake of completeness - Cohen's page at Skadden, Arps:

https://www.skadden.com/professionals/c/cohen-rachel

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (PzXaK)

132 "the annual frequency of collapse (AF),"

As in 'Whoa, that bridge is collapsible AF!'

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (5ACBR)

133 110 "Skaaden Arps"? Sounds like a Star Wars villain
Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (y9ksN)

It’s a really prestigious firm, so made up of lefties, of course! Anyone of the right would probably not advertise it. This young lawyer just threw a lot away. I am sure Elric can expound. I always wondered if he…nevermind. 🙂

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (pZEOD)

134 Keep in mind this chicka graduated law school in 2022. A 2 year associate who is dictating terms.

Right.......
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:48 PM (PzXaK)

Shoulda instantly been promoted to partner!!!

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (2NXcZ)

135 109 Here's the full text of Cohen's hissy fit:

https://tinyurl.com/3atjjznu
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:43 PM

I wish I had gotten that. My reply would be. We are happy to oblige your resignation. Or just. LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:45 PM (ewjUl)

/checks AOS stylebook...

shouldn't that be 'Your terms are acceptable'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (QAkQ3)

136 Keep in mind this chicka graduated law school in 2022. A 2 year associate who is dictating terms.
_____

Best time for her to take a pause in her career and have some babies.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (Dv3i1)

137 If in an ethical and just world, this is great deal. But...."if."

Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (BDNZf)

138 So the left made a meme of the Boston tea party throwing Teslas into the bay instead of tea.....

Soccer hooligans in Amsterdam throw SmartCars into the canals already.

Clearly these beta-cuck soyboys have no idea how much a car full of lithium batteries weighs. Good luck with that, 'tossers'.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (vOJ4/)

139 Keep in mind this chicka graduated law school in 2022. A 2 year associate who is dictating terms.

Right.......
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:48 PM

If you've ever watched college students get challenged. They are the most arrogant little fucks ever. They think because they are taking some bullshit class that it amounts to having a clue what they are talking about.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

140 On X

Within hours after sending the firm-wide notice, Cohen says she lost access to her firm email account.

"If being on this career path demands I accept that my industry—because this is certainly not unique to Skadden—will allow an authoritarian government to ignore the courts, I refuse to take it any further," she wrote on LinkedIn.

snerk

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (7ZSvO)

141 98 Huh huh, you said "bono"

*eyetwich*

Posted by: cher at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (oY6Yp)

142 Oh wow. More winning? I'm going to need a bigger storage unit at this rate.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (x2ydg)

143 Would I want some scumbag lawyer forced to work pro-bono on my case? Prolly not. What's to prevent them from just mailing it in?
Posted by: Minnfidel


That's why I'd have preferred the offices be shuttered, the partners stripped of their law licenses, and associates to have to sell pencils on a street corner.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (xnytv)

144 Clearly these beta-cuck soyboys have no idea how much a car full of lithium batteries weighs.


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Trebuchet at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (jc0TO)

145 I bet Cohen was already in danger of being axed anyway, and decided to flounce instead

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (7ZSvO)

146 They only put her on leave though.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (KQk9m)

147 Yeah.

Keep in mind this chicka graduated law school in 2022. A 2 year associate who is dictating terms.

Right.......
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Basically a shit test applied to a law firm. Not wise to use that same framework in a job as you would in personal relations.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (ctrM5)

148 Datarepublican just announced that her husband's entire inventory has been bought.

The tried to destroy his business, and this was the counter "buy-cott".

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (w6EFb)

149
I'll bet she was about to be canned anyway... probably not fun to work with

Posted by: Romeo13

============

she/her in her LinkedIn profile, probably in her Skadden Arps email sig as well. Yup, no need to walk on eggs around her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (lCaJd)

150 If you've ever watched college students get challenged. They are the most arrogant little fucks ever. They think because they are taking some bullshit class that it amounts to having a clue what they are talking about.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)


This has been the case for at least 60 years

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:52 PM (2NXcZ)

151 If you've ever watched college students get challenged. They are the most arrogant little fucks ever. They think because they are taking some bullshit class that it amounts to having a clue what they are talking about.

Posted by: Minnfidel


It was the same for the new crop of postdocs at my lab. They figured they knew more than somebody who'd been studying that field for 20 years. It usually took about 6 months to beat that out of them.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:52 PM (xCA6C)

152 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:52 PM (ewjUl)

153 It feels like a trap to me. A judge will overturn this agreement and use that part of it as proof that Trump is weaponizing government for his own benefit.

OTOH, Trump could be anticipating that they are going to cheat, and will file a civil suit for breach. ORRRR, if a judge bounces it, the T admin will kill all contracts again. Funding whiplash in a big firm causes a lot of problems.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2025 01:52 PM (mlg/3)

154 focusing on him as a key lynchpin when he's actually a small, ineffectual part of the whole judicial resistance is silly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)
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At some point you have to single out a target to start with.

He's as bad as any.

Pick your target, freeze it, polarize it.
We Alinsky now.

We didn't make these dumbass rules up but by god we should start playing by them rather than playing Tiddlywinks while the left fists us in the asshole.

Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (gCZBj)

155 Within hours after sending the firm-wide notice, Cohen says she lost access to her firm email account.

"If being on this career path demands I accept that my industry—because this is certainly not unique to Skadden—will allow an authoritarian government to ignore the courts, I refuse to take it any further," she wrote on LinkedIn.

snerk
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte

Oh, Rach. Can I call you Rach? Good.

Since you're so disgusted with the law field and based on your CV, I can suggest you'd have great success in either the food service or hospitality industries....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (PzXaK)

156 "If being on this career path demands I accept that my industry—because this is certainly not unique to Skadden—will allow an authoritarian government to ignore the courts, I refuse to take it any further," she wrote on LinkedIn.

snerk
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (7ZSvO)

Uh... Dear... did you say your gradiated Law School?

You do know that the Courts ARE part of the Government?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (QAkQ3)

157
Breaking!

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.
-- Rachel Cohen, former esquire

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (kBHKH)

158 So the left made a meme of the Boston tea party throwing Teslas into the bay instead of tea.....
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (KQk9m)

Teabaggers!

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (YM17H)

159 She went to. Wait for it... Wait for it....Harvard LOLGFY Rolly heads.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (ewjUl)

160 If you've ever watched college students get challenged. They are the most arrogant little fucks ever. They think because they are taking some bullshit class that it amounts to having a clue what they are talking about.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)


Back when I worked in the office and interacted with engineers in the US more, this happened all the time. Now I interact with developers in India more.

I miss the good old days.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

161 158 So the left made a meme of the Boston tea party throwing Teslas into the bay instead of tea.....
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (KQk9m)

So save the Earth ! .. Oh.. wait

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (VE6XX)

162 Oh, Rach. Can I call you Rach? Good.

Since you're so disgusted with the law field and based on your CV, I can suggest you'd have great success in either the food service or hospitality industries....
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM

Or stripping.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (ewjUl)

163
They only put her on leave though.
Posted by: steevy

============

They're probably working out the details of her termination so they won't get held up for gender discrimination. If anything, she should fight on grounds of racial discrimination -- would she have lost her job if she were Black?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (lCaJd)

164 Welcome to Case Study #58,223,873 of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Ms Cohen has firmly planted her flag at the Peak of Mount Stupid on the curve.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (PzXaK)

165 145 I bet Cohen was already in danger of being axed anyway, and decided to flounce instead
Posted by: vmom

A lot of the yutes nowadays simply do not get the concept that they are NOT the wisest and bestest people ever to walk the planet. Get enough of them in a firm, and you end up with the inmates running the asylum.

A hint to firms--do not hire 'activists' of any sort. They will make your life miserable with their working time devoted to destroying the company.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (ctrM5)

166 Oh, Rach. Can I call you Rach? Good.

Since you're so disgusted with the law field and based on your CV, I can suggest you'd have great success in either the food service or hospitality industries....


*Rachel gets hired into cafeteria food prep*

Rachel: I refuse to put the cheese on the hamburgers AFTER they're cooked! It's patriarchal is what it is.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (xCA6C)

167 Since you're so disgusted with the law field and based on your CV, I can suggest you'd have great success in either the food service or hospitality industries....
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (PzXaK)

Cocktail waitress

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (2NXcZ)

168 158 So the left made a meme of the Boston tea party throwing Teslas into the bay instead of tea.....
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:46 PM (KQk9m)

Teabaggers!
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 01:53 PM (YM17H)

Yeah, because throwing all the chemicals and batteries from an EV into the Bay is sooooo good for the environment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 01:55 PM (QAkQ3)

169 Say Mr. Trump, any chance I can get myself some of them Pro Bono services?

Posted by: NATHAN SWEETDICK WADE at March 21, 2025 01:55 PM (W2EWw)

170 Hello everyone. I hope you're all doing well.

>>>Lil Pooky has really started rolling and has gotten over his post-shots grumpiness. Expect him to start commenting here soon, since he's discovered he can mash buttons and different things will appear on the screen.

Posted by: just pookysgirl... for now at March 21, 2025 01:55 PM (Wt5PA)

171 I have a lawyer friend who always says the most important thing he learned in law school was don't fuck with the client's money. I knew what he meant, but asked how billing one hour for a five minute phone call is different. Good guy, said he asked it and that's the reason he's a flat rate bankruptcy lawyer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2025 01:55 PM (gm9Sb)

172 Well Rach. That lap aint gonna grind itself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 01:56 PM (ewjUl)

173 They're probably working out the details of her termination so they won't get held up for gender discrimination. If anything, she should fight on grounds of racial discrimination -- would she have lost her job if she were Black?

I think she's already foreclosed that option. She told them why she was quitting, and it had nothing to do with discrimination.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:56 PM (xCA6C)

174
More Breaking quotes from Rachel Cohen, former esquire!

"You can't fire me, I quit
Seems I don't fit in!"

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 01:56 PM (kBHKH)

175 Me: Hey ChatGPT. Would you summarize Rachel Cohen's letter?

ChatGPT: You gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:56 PM (PzXaK)

176 They're probably working out the details of her termination so they won't get held up for gender discrimination. If anything, she should fight on grounds of racial discrimination -- would she have lost her job if she were Black?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 01:54 PM (lCaJd)


I mean, she said "I'm giving you two weeks notice" and they said "nah, we're good". I'm not a lawyer but I don't see a lot of grounds for action on her part.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

177 Or stripping.
Posted by: Minnfidel
=========
S/M stripping I guess but no normal customer wants to have a stripper stop to berate the customers for their misogyny or to complain about management's lack of commitment to DEI during their dance.

Harshes the mellow as most guys can get berated for free by females of their acquaintance.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:57 PM (ctrM5)

178 More Breaking quotes from Rachel Cohen, former esquire

Well she can always fire bomb Tesla dealerships.. I hear there's openings...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

179 Within hours after sending the firm-wide notice, Cohen says she lost access to her firm email account.

"If being on this career path demands I accept that my industry—because this is certainly not unique to Skadden—will allow an authoritarian government to ignore the courts, I refuse to take it any further," she wrote on LinkedIn.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 21, 2025 01:50 PM (7ZSvO)

Well, presumably she has a rich father and/or a gig set up at MSNBC, because obviously she had to know that sending a firm wide email threatening her bosses would mean she was going to get fired.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 01:58 PM (uCjyK)

180 Lil Pooky has really started rolling and has gotten over his post-shots grumpiness. Expect him to start commenting here soon, since he's discovered he can mash buttons and different things will appear on the screen.
Posted by: just pookysgirl


Good to hear, PG.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

181 Keep your eye on the Heathrow debacle today (power outage caused total airport shutdown, causing air flight chaos worldwide for the next several days). Right now I'm wagering all my Internet Credibility Points that this will prove to be terrorism. The substation that exploded never had a single problem before, and out of the thousands of substations in the entire nation, this was the only one that supplied all the power to the most sensitive security and economic facility in all of the UK. Plus, it has backup systems that were also destroyed. Too unlikely to be purely accidental.

The only question is who. Anti-Israel protestors? China? Iran? Russia? Jihadists?

It's also likely that the Starrner government will cover it up, since they habitually cover up anything that might refelct badly on them.

Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2025 01:58 PM (pMi6S)

182 Oh, Rach. Can I call you Rach? Good.

Since you're so disgusted with the law field and based on your CV, I can suggest you'd have great success in either the food service or hospitality industries....

*Rachel gets hired into cafeteria food prep*

Rachel: I refuse to put the cheese on the hamburgers AFTER they're cooked! It's patriarchal is what it is.
Posted by: Archimedes


She'll find out toot sweet what employment at will means.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 01:58 PM (xnytv)

183 I mean, she said "I'm giving you two weeks notice" and they said "nah, we're good". I'm not a lawyer but I don't see a lot of grounds for action on her part.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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It is a serious flex from an employer to say "two weeks isn't necessary. You can go now."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 01:58 PM (PzXaK)

184
Are you done?

Sincerely,

-I Don't Give a Fuck About Your Made Up Bullshit

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 01:59 PM (YM17H)

185 Rachel Corrie laid down in front of a bulldozer to prove her point. Rachel Cohen should lay down in front of the managing partner's BMW

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 01:59 PM (LVkqs)

186 171 I have a lawyer friend who always says the most important thing he learned in law school was don't fuck with the client's money. I knew what he meant, but asked how billing one hour for a five minute phone call is different. Good guy, said he asked it and that's the reason he's a flat rate bankruptcy lawyer.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
========
Lawyers dipping into escrow accounts is one of the most common reasons for disbarment. Have a former student working for the state bar disciplinary division.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:59 PM (ctrM5)

187 The only question is who. Anti-Israel protestors? China? Iran? Russia? Jihadists?

Posted by: zombie



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 01:59 PM (xnytv)

188 At Rachel's next law firm interview:

Hi, Rachel. This is Mohammed and Jugdish, and here’s Sidney and Clayton". Help yourself to cookies and punch.”

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 01:59 PM (xCA6C)

189 186 Lawyers dipping into escrow accounts is one of the most common reasons for disbarment. Have a former student working for the state bar disciplinary division.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 01:59 PM (ctrM5)

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All I know about being a good lawyer I learned from Saul Goodman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

190 185 Rachel Corrie laid down in front of a bulldozer to prove her point. Rachel Cohen should lay down in front of the managing partner's BMW
Posted by: Smell the Glove
======
A Tesla would be even better if going for imagery. Also much heavier to better the flatten the pancake.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:00 PM (ctrM5)

191 This is the first firmwide email that has been sent on this topic. What. Are. We. Doing

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AHAHHAHAAH she did the meme. All that was missing from this stupid line of cliched unprofessional bullshit is the clapping emojis between the words what are we doing

LOL this dumb broad did everyone at that firm a favor and they damn well know it. Loudmouth idiot who spends her time writing missives about how She Just Can't Anymore With This Shit rather than doing her job as a second-year associate, which presumably would include working long ass hours doing bitch work for partners. lmao

Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2025 02:00 PM (gCZBj)

192 She pulled the ol Jerry Maguire. Wonder if she got a young secretary to go with her. And maybe one client.

Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (ab5KQ)

193 All I know about being a good lawyer I learned from Saul Goodman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

As a movie critic, you would have been better off watching My Cousin Vinnie or Anatomy of a Murder.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (ctrM5)

194 I mean, she said "I'm giving you two weeks notice" and they said "nah, we're good". I'm not a lawyer but I don't see a lot of grounds for action on her part.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

---

It is a serious flex from an employer to say "two weeks isn't necessary. You can go now."
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Depending on the industry, it's expected. Especially if the parting isn't amicable.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (xnytv)

195 "I'm worried about the part of the agreement about $40 million for pro bono services for Trump's favored causes. That's not a direct personal benefit, but it is an indirect personal benefit. I think Trump made a mistake in agreeing to that or asking for that."

I never even thought of that, but my immediate thought was "why agree to pro-bono services from a firm that is likely to lose on purpose?" although I suppose services could include things that would not involve going before a judge.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (bP/i4)

196 Rachael's 15 minutes of fame... And unemployment

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

197 I mean, she said "I'm giving you two weeks notice" and they said "nah, we're good". I'm not a lawyer but I don't see a lot of grounds for action on her part.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2025 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

She quit, that would cut off any damages unless she's going to argue constructive discharge (due to some underlying illegal discriminatory behavior from her firm) which would be very hard to argue since she said in a FIRM WIDE EMAIL that she quit over business decisions her bosses made that she disagreed with.

Unbelievable. Most law students would kill for the opportunity she had -- harvard law and a big law job right out of law school.

And who in their fucking right mind would ever send a firm wide email? Especially as a 2nd year associate.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (uCjyK)

198 Hello everyone. I hope you're all doing well.

>>>Lil Pooky has really started rolling and has gotten over his post-shots grumpiness. Expect him to start commenting here soon, since he's discovered he can mash buttons and different things will appear on the screen.
Posted by: just pookysgirl... for now at March 21, 2025 01:55 PM (Wt5PA)


You and yours as well!

Baby on the lap or a cat running across your keyboard: what makes the most interesting comment/post? Discuss.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (NMT5x)

199 188 Ha!

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (5ACBR)

200 I was hacked - Rachel C

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (pZEOD)

201 "It feels like a trap to me. A judge will overturn this agreement and use that part of it as proof that Trump is weaponizing government for his own benefit."

Ace, who is gonna "appeal" the agreement? It's between Trump and the law firm. The law firm isn't gonna challenge it in court. They agreed to it. It's basically a settlement. Who will challenge it then?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

202 171 I have a lawyer friend who always says the most important thing he learned in law school was don't fuck with the client's money. I knew what he meant, but asked how billing one hour for a five minute phone call is different. Good guy, said he asked it and that's the reason he's a flat rate bankruptcy lawyer.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2025 01:55 PM (gm9Sb)


Fucking with money in your trust account will get your peepee whacked faster than you can sneeze. Bill-padding and block billing, not so much, unless it's hugely egregious.

Posted by: Never breach the trust at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (SIX3A)

203 193 All I know about being a good lawyer I learned from Saul Goodman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

As a movie critic, you would have been better off watching My Cousin Vinnie or Anatomy of a Murder.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (ctrM5)

=======

This is an attack on my character, and I will be filing writs in Albuquerque district court in the morning!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

204 I always liked stuff back in rust belt shops where some salt would say "hey, sonny, I'm gonna show you why this is a roll away toolbox". And roll it across the street and get an honorable job.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (gm9Sb)

205 Well, presumably she has a rich father and/or a gig set up at MSNBC, because obviously she had to know that sending a firm wide email threatening her bosses would mean she was going to get fired.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 01:58 PM (

Or she's just that big of an entitled twat waffle that she had to let everyone know how important she is/was.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (ewjUl)

206 Well, presumably she has a rich father and/or a gig set up at MSNBC, because obviously she had to know that sending a firm wide email threatening her bosses would mean she was going to get fired.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 01:58 PM (uCjyK)

Greta Thunburg syndrome. Young Bitchy Women who does not know the first thing about a subject, who has no real world experience... somehow got away with scolding and lecturing the entire governments...

The Left thought that was somehow the new Norm...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (QAkQ3)

207 Well, presumably she has a rich father and/or a gig set up at MSNBC, because obviously she had to know that sending a firm wide email threatening her bosses would mean she was going to get fired.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Or she is devoid of common sense which is common among lefties.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (ctrM5)

208
Didn't we already know 50 years ago who kilt Kennedy?

It was, checks notes, You & Me.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (kBHKH)

209 Lil Pooky has really started rolling and has gotten over his post-shots grumpiness. Expect him to start commenting here soon, since he's discovered he can mash buttons and different things will appear on the screen.
Posted by: just pookysgirl


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (xnytv)

210 Cohen could always start an OnlyFans page ," naughty , snotty lawyer"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2025 02:03 PM (LVkqs)

211 Oh. I just noticed.

She's in Chicago. Not NYC.

Talk about pissing away an opportunity.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 02:03 PM (PzXaK)

212 Posted by: just pookysgirl

Sweet

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2025 02:03 PM (VE6XX)

213 Skadden and Paul, Weiss are major law firms with thousands of lawyers world-wide. Super prestigious. I may have worked at one of them back in the day. Maybe.

I strongly suspect this sourpuss sourcunt Rachel Cohen had already made the decision to leave, and this was a way of making a dramatic exit, with the hopes of getting showered with praise, and setting herself up for a cushy job at some non-profit. I suspect she knows Daddy's Money will ensure she doesn't starve.

https://www.skadden.com/professionals/c/cohen-rachel

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2025 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

214 148 Datarepublican just announced that her husband's entire inventory has been bought.
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I saw that. What the company intended to be several years of inventory was wiped out in one fell swoop. Very cool.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 21, 2025 02:03 PM (paSBy)

215 Cohen will be on the before next Friday

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 21, 2025 02:04 PM (JkCto)

216 I strongly suspect this sourpuss sourc*** Rachel Cohen had already made the decision to leave, and this was a way of making a dramatic exit, with the hopes of getting showered with praise, and setting herself up for a cushy job at some non-profit. I suspect she knows Daddy's Money will ensure she doesn't starve.

I rate this as strongly plausible.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:04 PM (xCA6C)

217 Unbelievable. Most law students would kill for the opportunity she had -- harvard law and a big law job right out of law school.

And who in their fucking right mind would ever send a firm wide email? Especially as a 2nd year associate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 02:01 PM (uCjyK)

Hoeflation meets the legal industry. Her self-regard is quite immense, I'd say.

Posted by: What a silly bint at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (SIX3A)

218 "All I know about being a good lawyer I learned from Saul Goodman."

I semi-admire and sympathize with the guy. Creative, connected, knows the law (AFAIK), gets through the whole thing without getting killed, or killing somebody else (directly) (IIRC).

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (5ACBR)

219 The only question is who. Anti-Israel protestors? China? Iran? Russia? Jihadists?
Posted by: zombie


That Stop Oil group is still active and 8 or 9 of them just got sentenced for threatening last year to do something at Heathrow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (mlg/3)

220 Or she is devoid of common sense which is common among lefties.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (ctrM5)

I find it hard to believe anyone could be THAT stupid. "Hey what will happen if I threaten to quit if my bosses to bend to my political will? And don't worry, I'm going to send it as a firm wide email so every lawyer, staff, and receptionist can see my extortion demand. I'll be fine, right? They'll bend to my demands, I'm sure!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (uCjyK)

221 Fucking with money in your trust account will get your peepee whacked faster than you can sneeze. Bill-padding and block billing, not so much, unless it's hugely egregious.
Posted by: Never breach the trust


You bill pad by taking the client's file into the shitter with you and read it while taking a dump. Charge them 15 minutes.

Legitimate multi-tasking.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (xnytv)

222 Didn't we already know 50 years ago who kilt Kennedy?

It was, checks notes, You & Me.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at March 21, 2025 02:02 PM (kBHKH)

*profuse sweating*

Posted by: LBJ at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (iwhil)

223
I spent my formative years fantasizing about how I would have handled Hitler so here it is.

Signed,

You're All Nazi and Nazi Adjacent and Now I Feel Better

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (YM17H)

224 Greta Thunburg syndrome. Young Bitchy Women who does not know the first thing about a subject, who has no real world experience... somehow got away with scolding and lecturing the entire governments...

The Left thought that was somehow the new Norm...
Posted by: Romeo13

The education system is rife with that shit as a hangover from the Seg. and Vietnam era. Activism is pushed at all levels and some of pupils take it seriously with petitions to teachers over what they should teach, walkouts for various stupid reasons, and so on.

Spoiled baby tantrums in reality just like the idiots that glue themselves to everything to annoy the plebes or to try to destroy masterpieces of art by various means. And so on.

Culture of the universe revolves around me because I am the center of enlightenment bullshit.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (ctrM5)

225
They'll take the cases and leak like a sieve.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (IifOV)

226 216 I strongly suspect this sourpuss sourc*** Rachel Cohen had already made the decision to leave, and this was a way of making a dramatic exit, with the hopes of getting showered with praise, and setting herself up for a cushy job at some non-profit. I suspect she knows Daddy's Money will ensure she doesn't starve.

I rate this as strongly plausible.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:04 PM (xCA6C)

Sorry Rach.... but the US Aid Funds have all been cut...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (QAkQ3)

227 218 "All I know about being a good lawyer I learned from Saul Goodman."

I semi-admire and sympathize with the guy. Creative, connected, knows the law (AFAIK), gets through the whole thing without getting killed, or killing somebody else (directly) (IIRC).
Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (5ACBR)

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And takes responsibility in the end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

228 LifeSiteNews -
The Boston City Council voted 12-1 to become an LGBT 'sanctuary,' with only one member requesting more information on what the resolution would actually do.
_____

It would do nothing for LGB I suspect. But for T, I'm assuming it means that they'll try to continue to let men and boys play in women's and girls' sports and funding of child mutilations in Boston's hospitals. And for the unspoken "P", continue the drag queen story hours for the kindergartners. All at the risk of losing funding from the US taxpayers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2025 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)

229 "I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

Rachel Cohen, esq

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 02:07 PM (PzXaK)

230 I would like to take this opportunity to note that John Roberts is a penis sipper and gimp.

Thank you.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 21, 2025 02:07 PM (aIUv1)

231 228 It would do nothing for LGB I suspect. But for T, I'm assuming it means that they'll try to continue to let men and boys play in women's and girls' sports and funding of child mutilations in Boston's hospitals. And for the unspoken "P", continue the drag queen story hours for the kindergartners. All at the risk of losing funding from the US taxpayers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2025 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)

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Boston is going to tank all of its federal education grants for like 2 guys who play-act like chicks and will be out of Boston forever in two years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

232 I guess her employment ended up being revokable.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 02:07 PM (ewjUl)

233 Didn't we already know 50 years ago who kilt Kennedy?

It was, checks notes, You & Me.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators


*profuse sweating*
Posted by: LBJ


That's because of where you currently reside, hell boy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2025 02:07 PM (xnytv)

234 223
I spent my formative years fantasizing about how I would have handled Hitler so here it is.

Signed,

You're All Nazi and Nazi Adjacent and Now I Feel Better
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (YM17H)

Well... if enough people had just bought his paintings, he would not have had to take over Germany to make a living.... therefore... it's all you Art Haters who caused the Holocaust

Oh... and want to buy a Hunter painting???

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2025 02:08 PM (QAkQ3)

235 I find it hard to believe anyone could be THAT stupid. "Hey what will happen if I threaten to quit if my bosses to bend to my political will? And don't worry, I'm going to send it as a firm wide email so every lawyer, staff, and receptionist can see my extortion demand. I'll be fine, right? They'll bend to my demands, I'm sure!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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You forget Harry, I taught in higher education and I learned empirically that foolishness has no upper limit in humans. Humans can be foolish in general including me but the idiosyncratic tic of flounces while lecturing your employers of what they should do is typical of lefty activists.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:08 PM (ctrM5)

236 I saw Flag at The Peak of Mount Stupid on The Curve open for Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot at Misanthropic Luciferian Order (formerly known as Temple of the Black Light) in '88.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 02:08 PM (rgx1M)

237 She could always try to pull a Costanza and just pretend it never happened.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 21, 2025 02:08 PM (y9ksN)

238 I would like to take this opportunity to note that John Roberts is a penis sipper and gimp.

Thank you.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 21, 2025 02:07 PM

You are so wrong buddy. He does not sip cock. He gulps it. Like a blue whale in a swarm of krill.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 02:09 PM (ewjUl)

239
presumably she has a rich father and/or a gig set up at MSNBC

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

============

Liz Oyer (fired from DOJ for refusing an instruction to restore Mel Gibson's gun ownership rights) has first dibbs on the MSNBC gig. Maybe they can mud-wrestle for it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 02:09 PM (lCaJd)

240 F-47...

Is that the year it will be ready?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (6ydKt)

241 Ace, who is gonna "appeal" the agreement? It's between Trump and the law firm. The law firm isn't gonna challenge it in court. They agreed to it. It's basically a settlement. Who will challenge it then?
Posted by: Elric Blade
_____

It is in the job description I made up in my head that requires me to challenge this creeping fascism.

Posted by: Random District Court Judge at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (Dv3i1)

242 Boston is going to tank all of its federal education grants for like 2 guys who play-act like chicks and will be out of Boston forever in two years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
==========
Excellent, they get the idea for voluntarily accepting spending cuts that inevitably would have been used for globohomo promotion in Mass. Cuts fed budget and reduces that of the state promoting foolishness. Win Win.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (ctrM5)

243 Hello everyone. I hope you're all doing well.

>>>Lil Pooky has really started rolling and has gotten over his post-shots grumpiness. Expect him to start commenting here soon, since he's discovered he can mash buttons and different things will appear on the screen.
Posted by: just pookysgirl... for now at March 21, 2025 01:55 PM (Wt5PA)

What's the betting on when he makes more sense than some of our trolls?

6 months?
2 years?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (VNX3d)

244 You forget Harry, I taught in higher education and I learned empirically that foolishness has no upper limit in humans. Humans can be foolish in general including me but the idiosyncratic tic of flounces while lecturing your employers of what they should do is typical of lefty activists.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:08 PM (ctrM5)

I guess so. I've worked in a lot of jobs in a lot of industries and god knows I've disagreed with a lot of decisions made by my bosses, but it never once occurred to me to send a company wide email putting said bosses on blast.

Nor did I ever receive an email like that from another co-worker.

This chick really went with the nuclear option here.

Again, unless she has her next gig set up (in the political arena) and this was all fake drama to get her name out there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (uCjyK)

245 219 The only question is who. Anti-Israel protestors? China? Iran? Russia? Jihadists?
Posted by: zombie

That Stop Oil group is still active and 8 or 9 of them just got sentenced for threatening last year to do something at Heathrow.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Yeah, Extinction Rebellion. They are completely insane. This'd be right up their alley. Everything they do is designed to maximally backfire and make everyone hate them and their cause.

Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (pMi6S)

246 The education system is rife with that shit as a hangover from the Seg. and Vietnam era. Activism is pushed at all levels and some of pupils take it seriously with petitions to teachers over what they should teach, walkouts for various stupid reasons, and so on.

Spoiled baby tantrums in reality just like the idiots that glue themselves to everything to annoy the plebes or to try to destroy masterpieces of art by various means. And so on.

Culture of the universe revolves around me because I am the center of enlightenment bullshit.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:05 PM (ctrM5)

That crap bled into corporate America over the last decade or so. At first, it was fun to watch those spoiled brats get smacked down and fired.

However, they eventually succeeded at infecting lots of large companies with their bs.

Thanks, academia!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (iwhil)

247 Man, I'm obsessing.

She was in the Banking group there.

I glanced at who the partners are in that group and, yeah, likely political views aside they present as accomplished no bullshit people. Bios and such are pretty extensive.

Cohen doesn't even have a bio on her page.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (PzXaK)

248 Roberts was a Bush appointee so natch not a conservative or constitutionalist. He obeys Deep State rules.

Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (ab5KQ)

249 Take the Poll.

Does Rachel do butt stuff? Discuss.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (ewjUl)

250 Liz Oyer (fired from DOJ for refusing an instruction to restore Mel Gibson's gun ownership rights) has first dibbs on the MSNBC gig. Maybe they can mud-wrestle for it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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They better hurry fast before the last of the MSNBC viewing audience dies.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (ctrM5)

251 Again, unless she has her next gig set up (in the political arena) and this was all fake drama to get her name out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 02:10 PM (uCjyK)

ACLU or Pritzker administration

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (2NXcZ)

252 I don't think you're Penske material.

Posted by: Skadden at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (jc0TO)

253 On The View.

Dammit

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (JkCto)

254 The Boston City Council voted 12-1 to become an LGBT 'sanctuary,' with only one member requesting more information on what the resolution would actually do.

It just means they can't be hunted there.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (vOJ4/)

255 ... also that extinction rebellion group is more than likely coordinating with the other varieties neo-commies. So Stop Oil could be the clean hand while EX is the dirty hand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2025 02:12 PM (mlg/3)

256 Zombie!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2025 02:12 PM (jc0TO)

257 249 Take the Poll.

Does Rachel do butt stuff? Discuss.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Do you really want a complaining scrunt telling you are doing it wrong and that you are not sufficiently diverse to qualify for her DEI outreach efforts?

A bit distracting I would think.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:12 PM (ctrM5)

258 presumably she has a rich father and/or a gig set up at MSNBC

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Well they do like their white people at MSNBC.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 02:12 PM (ewjUl)

259 254 The Boston City Council voted 12-1 to become an LGBT 'sanctuary,' with only one member requesting more information on what the resolution would actually do.

It just means they can't be hunted there.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (vOJ4/)

From what I've seen recently it's the public that needs sanctuary from the Trans.. They seem to be a violent bunch

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

260 249 Take the Poll.

Does Rachel do butt stuff? Discuss.


Anatomically impossible, what with her head already being up there and all.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (xCA6C)

261 The Boston City Council voted 12-1 to become an LGBT 'sanctuary,' with only one member requesting more information on what the resolution would actually do.

It just means they can't be hunted there.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (vOJ4/)

I think it means you have to pay more to hunt there. It's a package deal with a guide, but by being an exclusive preserve the hunting is much better.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (iwhil)

262 Do you really want a complaining scrunt telling you are doing it wrong and that you are not sufficiently diverse to qualify for her DEI outreach efforts?

A bit distracting I would think.
Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:12 PM

It's why they make air pods with the noise cancellation feature.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (ewjUl)

263 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Ana Navarro: "I keep waiting for Trump voters to have regrets. No. They are all gleeful."

-
Inscrutable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (L/fGl)

264 248 Roberts was a Bush appointee so natch not a conservative or constitutionalist. He obeys Deep State rules.
Posted by: Ahhhh, so...
=========
Deep State rules ultimately are lead or silver. Roberts might want to rethink that.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (ctrM5)

265 263 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Ana Navarro: "I keep waiting for Trump voters to have regrets. No. They are all gleeful."

-
Inscrutable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (L/fGl)

=======

Is she not up on the news?

All of us have regrets and wish we could have voted for Kamala now because of the chaos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

266 From what I've seen recently it's the public that needs sanctuary from the Trans.. They seem to be a violent bunch

First rule of Lion Country Safari.... Don't get out of the car!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (vOJ4/)

267
She was in the Banking group there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

==============

I thought the Banking group was essentially financial-type Operations, not dealing with banking-type clients. Junior-level stuff, but she considered herself Joan of Arc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (lCaJd)

268 Take the Poll.

Does Rachel do butt stuff? Discuss.
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I doubt she even takes the poll.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (YM17H)

269 Taiwan has agreed to invest in a $44 billion Alaska natural gas pipeline, and they've committed to buying their LNG from it. Smart move by Taiwan and great for us.

https://tinyurl.com/537t3f3t

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (paSBy)

270 It's why they make air pods with the noise cancellation feature.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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I laughed out loud I did. Technology to the rescue.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (ctrM5)

271 All of us have regrets and wish we could have voted for Kamala now because of the chaos.

Not to worry. Tim Walz will be the candidate in 3 years. You can vote for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

272 Ana Navarro: "I keep waiting for Trump voters to have regrets. No. They are all gleeful."
____

From Deplorable to Gleeful. All it took was a change in presidents.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2025 02:15 PM (Dv3i1)

273 Does Rachel do butt stuff? Discuss.

Anatomically impossible, what with her head already being up there and all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:13 PM (xCA6C)
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Hold my beer and watch this

Posted by: Big Mike at March 21, 2025 02:15 PM (gCZBj)

274 They better hurry fast before the last of the MSNBC viewing audience dies.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:11 PM (ctrM5)


so true!

and the older they are, the further down the NPC rabbit hole they dig.

Ask me how I know...

Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2025 02:15 PM (dCxaZ)

275 Is she not up on the news?

All of us have regrets and wish we could have voted for Kamala now because of the chaos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I defer to your superior poll work to get to that conclusion.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:15 PM (ctrM5)

276 I missed the equinox yesterday, darn it. Inattentive.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 02:16 PM (5ACBR)

277 From what I've seen recently it's the public that needs sanctuary from the Trans.. They seem to be a violent bunch

First rule of Lion Country Safari.... Don't get out of the car!
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM


We took a bus tour of NYC back in the very early 70s. We were not allowed to disembark in Harlem.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2025 02:16 PM (jc0TO)

278 I thought the Banking group was essentially financial-type Operations, not dealing with banking-type clients. Junior-level stuff, but she considered herself Joan of Arc.
____

Also includes the ESG nonsense.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2025 02:16 PM (Dv3i1)

279 I've got to admit, the F-47 does look pretty cool.

https://tinyurl.com/bde86kdz
(TWZ.com - "The War Zone")

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 21, 2025 02:17 PM (6ydKt)

280 Can't they just sandbag that pro Bono stuff?


And what's so great about Bono?

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2025 02:17 PM (0HaGk)

281 271 All of us have regrets and wish we could have voted for Kamala now because of the chaos.

Not to worry. Tim Walz will be the candidate in 3 years. You can vote for him.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

======

Racist.

It's Kamala or bust. It's time for a female president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

282 All of us have regrets and wish we could have voted for Kamala now because of the chaos.

I actually posed as a Harris/Walz voter to FUD the poll workers who came to my house.

I had to do it, it was their 5th visit! 3 times I didn't answer the door, one time I answered and told the kid I was voting for KH, figuring they would leave me alone.

Nope. The day before election day they sent a couple AWFLs to my door, so I thought, really? It's like that?
And I proceeded to FUD them.

Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2025 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)

283 I think a trannie is far more likely to harm me than the opposite.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 21, 2025 02:18 PM (jM63s)

284 so true!

and the older they are, the further down the NPC rabbit hole they dig.

Ask me how I know...
Posted by: kallisto
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I think they are now at 70 or so. February viewers from 25-54 for MSNBC was 66,000 average demo viewers. Foxnews had news on the Feb Nielsens yesterday crowing about it.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:18 PM (ctrM5)

285 Lil Pooky has really started rolling and has gotten over his post-shots grumpiness. Expect him to start commenting here soon, since he's discovered he can mash buttons and different things will appear on the screen.
Posted by: just pookysgirl

How are his fish puns?

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

286 I thought the Banking group was essentially financial-type Operations, not dealing with banking-type clients. Junior-level stuff, but she considered herself Joan of Arc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

--

I'll quote from the bio of the Banking group's Global Head (Seth Jacobson:

Mr. Jacobson’s typical transactions include acquisition financings, leveraged loans, asset-based loans, complex intercreditor arrangements, liability management transactions and leasing arrangements.

Now the full content from Cohen's bio:

" "

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 02:18 PM (PzXaK)

287 And I proceeded to FUD them.
Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2025 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)

You know who else FUDDED people?

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:19 PM (YM17H)

288
And what's so great about Bono?
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2025 02:17 PM (0HaGk)

Sonny's been dead for a long time..

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 02:19 PM (2NXcZ)

289 You know who else FUDDED people?
Posted by: ...


Bugs and Daffy?

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

290 I used to work at Paul Weiss. It was my first tech job. Updating the law library database. Basically a minimum wage gig.

Posted by: front toward enemy at March 21, 2025 02:20 PM (TIizU)

291 So Navarro is firmly (wedged one might say) in the Bill Kristol The Rick Wilson camp.

Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2025 02:20 PM (/x6eu)

292 >> We were not allowed to disembark in Harlem.

That's the Globetrotters native habitat. There's a high chance of having a basketball bounced off of your head and into the net.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 02:20 PM (iwhil)

293 restore Mel Gibson's gun ownership rights

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Poll: Mel Gibson Emerges as Clear Front-Runner for California Governor

-
Makes a certain amount of sense for Mad Max to rule the wasteland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 21, 2025 02:20 PM (L/fGl)

294 "I've got to admit, the F-47 does look pretty cool."

Notionally cool. Artist conception cool. Billion-dollars apiece cool.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 02:20 PM (5ACBR)

295 and the older they are, the further down the NPC rabbit hole they dig.

Ask me how I know...
Posted by: kallisto
======
People's ideas rigidify including politics when they get older because of prior socialization and self pride. You can stay atop of ideas but you have to let go of your ego and past experiences to some extent to be open to new ideas and change. Some people can do it; a lot cannot.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:21 PM (ctrM5)

296 If Passive Aggressive was an email.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:21 PM (YM17H)

297 Makes a certain amount of sense for Mad Max to rule the wasteland.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Cinematic even.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:21 PM (ctrM5)

298 293 Poll: Mel Gibson Emerges as Clear Front-Runner for California Governor

-
Makes a certain amount of sense for Mad Max to rule the wasteland.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 21, 2025 02:20 PM (L/fGl)

======

I wouldn't do it, if I were him. Politics sucks.

Much better to get paid to be in B-movie, straight to streaming, features while living off of Lethal Weapon residuals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 21, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

299 They only put her on leave though.
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2025 01:51 PM (KQk9m)


They are white-shoe lawyers who do DEI law, they know there are too many mine-fields to hurry a firing

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2025 02:21 PM (D7oie)

300 Sonny's been dead for a long time..
Posted by: Night lifted


I tree not to think about his death. It skives me out.

Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

301 New one:
Jimmy Kimmell, Jasmine Crockett, and the Lincoln Project's Rick Wilson All Call for Political Violence

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:22 PM (xCA6C)

302 Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:21 PM (ctrM5

Being emotionally beaten into practical submission as a kid by psychos sharpens the mind and makes one surprisingly open to being wrong about everything all the time for the rest of your life.

So there's that.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:23 PM (YM17H)

303
Makes a certain amount of sense for Mad Max to rule the wasteland.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

==========

But first, we will blow him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 21, 2025 02:23 PM (lCaJd)

304 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Received this from a follower in Dallas, TX. Deranged man caught on camera peeing on a Tesla. Absolutely disgusting.

People like this need to be criminally prosecuted.
@FBIDallas

https://tinyurl.com/2ashw9zd

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2025 02:23 PM (NpAcC)

305 291 So Navarro is firmly (wedged one might say) in the Bill Kristol The Rick Wilson camp.

Huh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Her width of body adds much to a sizable contribution to Capn Billy's Ship O' Fools cruises. Ships always can use ballast that can be thrown overboard during severe storms if needed.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:23 PM (ctrM5)

306 People's ideas rigidify including politics when they get older because of prior socialization and self pride. You can stay atop of ideas but you have to let go of your ego and past experiences to some extent to be open to new ideas and change. Some people can do it; a lot cannot.
Posted by: whig
_____

You're just Putin's stooge!!!!
-Mark Levin (Old Yeller)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2025 02:23 PM (Dv3i1)

307 "The announcement caused a whole new drama in the leftwing legal community."

There's no other kind of legal community in nyc.

Posted by: front toward enemy at March 21, 2025 02:24 PM (TIizU)

308 I remember when Bono died, and then immediately (?) Liam Neisen's wife. Someone made a Manifesto from The Trees promising to kill one celebrity a month until their demands were met.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2025 02:24 PM (jc0TO)

309 I just had to cut a hair tie out of my own hair, it was so tangled up. I don’t even know why y‘all talk to me, I am a disaster! 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 02:24 PM (pZEOD)

310 If Passive Aggressive was an email.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:21 PM (YM17H)

She Taylor Lorenz'd the hell out of it.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 21, 2025 02:24 PM (iwhil)

311 I am a disaster! 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 02:24 PM (pZEOD)

HOW DARE YOU

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:25 PM (YM17H)

312 OK, fine, one more thing. From her manifesto:

"Over the last few weeks, I have devoted an inordinate amount of time trying to leverage various relationships
and privileges to get our firm and broader industry to admit that we are in the throes of early-stage
authoritarianism and that we are uniquely positioned to halt it."

OK, and you were billing this time to who....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 02:25 PM (PzXaK)

313 "Lincoln Project's Rick Wilson All Call for Political Violence"

I tried to read his controversial substack article, but it is paywalled. Most people are actually inflamed about the clickbait ad tease for it, but probably haven't actually read it. I don't doubt that it's vile.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at March 21, 2025 02:26 PM (5ACBR)

314
Boston is going to tank all of its federal education grants for like 2 guys who play-act like chicks and will be out of Boston forever in two years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison




Try that shit down in Southie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2025 02:26 PM (y9nCu)

315 Nood: Lefties call for violence (so what else is new)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2025 02:26 PM (J2vNu)

316 Being emotionally beaten into practical submission as a kid by psychos sharpens the mind and makes one surprisingly open to being wrong about everything all the time for the rest of your life.

So there's that.
Posted by: ...
========
Being able to admit you are wrong is a superior character trait nowadays in this Pride era. Sorry your education was so painful about it. I had to learn through my own mistakes and taking stock of them. What I thought I knew as I got older became much different than what I believed as a yute.

So I make mistakes, admit them, and move on.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:26 PM (ctrM5)

317 276 I missed the equinox yesterday, darn it. Inattentive.

hmmm. *scribbles note* equunox: stampede of the undead horses

Posted by: anachronda at March 21, 2025 02:27 PM (oY6Yp)

318 Skadden Arps is shady AF. Up to their damn nuts with the Clintons and Putin. Lots of skeletons in that closet... Much of it is public knowledge. Also, I can't prove it, but given their bosom friendship with the Podestas and their ties to Putin, I find it hard to believe they weren't involved in Uranium One.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2025 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

319 You're just Putin's stooge!!!!
-Mark Levin (Old Yeller)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Guy is a smart lawyer that I became aware of during his earlier life as a lawyer that appeared in the media rather than a media person playing a lawyer on camera/mike.

But he is not one that I take that seriously nowadays nor can I stand his voice antics on his shows.

Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:29 PM (ctrM5)

320 About 13,000 homes were destroyed in the LA fires. FEMA has received 270,000 applications to replace those homes.

https://tinyurl.com/ctuk893e

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 21, 2025 02:30 PM (paSBy)

321 Saw Pam Bondi has charged a few on Tesla terrorists

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2025 02:31 PM (fwDg9)

322
I remember when Bono died, and then immediately (?) Liam Neisen's wife. Someone made a Manifesto from The Trees promising to kill one celebrity a month until their demands were met.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 21, 2025 02:24 PM (jc0TO)




Hatchet, ax, and saw, motherfuckers. If you don't use them on those celebrities, you'll be sorry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2025 02:31 PM (y9nCu)

323 Krystall Ball seems to forget that the richest man in the world should have the same rights under the law as the poorest janitor in his operations. To God they have the same value in their soul.

America is a great country still because most of the people in the nation still fight for that value and will defend him, has he is defending us on that same principle.

Mz Ball morality will damage herself more than it will Elon Musk.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 02:33 PM (n7h9X)

324 I don't find it at all a shock that this huge law firm is being held to account for their crimes personally by Trump because they know that he could destroy them root and branch in a fair court.

Other corrupt law firms who willingly commit crimes may differ.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 02:35 PM (n7h9X)

325 Unless the new definition of unconstitutional, is things that leftists don't like, yanking, these people's ability to access secret information and limiting their access to the government buildings is not unconstitutional

Posted by: Redbanzai at March 21, 2025 02:37 PM (3uuvU)

326 Posted by: whig at March 21, 2025 02:26 PM (ctrM5)

If I had your intellect and curiosity I would be dangerous, so instead God gave me a strong affinity for fart humor and watching YouTube videos.

I have often found the only thing worse in life than being wrong is being right. But your breadth of knowledge and grounded perspective betrays your humility. Or is that belies.....

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2025 02:37 PM (YM17H)

327 314. Southie isn’t that anymore. The old guard is gone and moved on. It’s now full of metros, yuppies, condos.

Posted by: morigu at March 21, 2025 02:37 PM (7n5MU)

328 Make RICO Prosecutions Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 21, 2025 01:26 PM (do9CM)

I read that Roberts hold private meetings with Beryl and Boasberg. Coordinating the attack?
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 21, 2025 01:27 PM (2NXcZ)

Hopefully he's telling them to stop killing his grift of the wise elites in the courts.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 02:38 PM (n7h9X)

329 I just had to cut a hair tie out of my own hair, it was so tangled up. I don’t even know why y‘all talk to me, I am a disaster! 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2025 02:24 PM (pZEOD)

We're very patient with old people.😏

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2025 02:40 PM (g8Ew8)

330 At leas the cuck squad of Bulwark diddlers is in on the grift and getting massively wealthy off their cucking.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 21, 2025 01:30 PM (uCjyK)

Well not massively. All i heard about them was some 100K grant from USAID. Stacy Abrams cleared 2 billion that we know of. BLM bought houses all over the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 02:40 PM (n7h9X)

331 New one:
Jimmy Kimmell, Jasmine Crockett, and the Lincoln Project's Rick Wilson All Call for Political Violence
Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2025 02:22 PM

Your proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2025 02:44 PM (3Jtn/)

332 OK, fine, one more thing. From her manifesto:

"Over the last few weeks, I have devoted an inordinate amount of time trying to leverage various relationships
and privileges to get our firm and broader industry to admit that we are in the throes of early-stage
authoritarianism and that we are uniquely positioned to halt it."

OK, and you were billing this time to who....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 21, 2025 02:25 PM (PzXaK)

She might want to consider that if you want to do violence the best path is doing the violence. Writing a public article and manifesto is just warning everyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 02:44 PM (n7h9X)

333 Lil Pooky has really started rolling and has gotten over his post-shots grumpiness. Expect him to start commenting here soon, since he's discovered he can mash buttons and different things will appear on the screen.
Posted by: just pookysgirl

How are his fish puns?
Posted by: Bulg at March 21, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

> Pooky-like typing detected

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2025 02:46 PM (n7h9X)

334 RXSTATUS

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at March 21, 2025 02:47 PM (DL9cc)

335 I remember when Bono died, and then immediately (?) Liam Neisen's wife. Someone made a Manifesto from The Trees promising to kill one celebrity a month until their demands were met.
Posted by: Grump928
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Lest we forget:

Michael LeMoyne Kennedy died on December 31, 1997, as the result of a skiing accident in Aspen Mountain, Colorado. He was playing football while on skis with several other members of the Kennedy family...

What could go wrong, playing football on skis?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2025 02:47 PM (XeU6L)

336 Link exchange is nothing else but it is only placing the other person's web site link on your page at suitable place and other person will also do same for you.

Posted by: huay thai , at March 21, 2025 03:53 PM (sauHo)

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