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Dragon Crew Returns to Earth With the Astronauts Biden Abandoned in Space
Coming in for splashdown right on time.
First splashdown in the Gulf of America? Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen EmpireGood eyes! An historic first!
Watch Dragon and Crew-9 return to Earth → https://t.co/ZZEmGU8Aar https://t.co/aqY6RNsEfK
— SpaceX (@SpaceX) March 18, 2025
Crew 10 Dragon vehicle arriving! pic.twitter.com/3EZZyZW18b
— Don Pettit (@astro_Pettit) March 16, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 18, 2025 05:57 PM (tXZnU)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2025 05:57 PM (fwDg9)
Damn, that must have been a nightmare.
I would have gone insane.
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 05:58 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 05:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 18, 2025 05:58 PM (lg881)
Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 05:59 PM (TN0g+)
Oh the gloating they would have.
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 05:59 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2025 05:59 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (dJimA)
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (MSSPB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (mhl6G)
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Capricorn One Mission Control Spokesperson at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JROD at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: a bag of dicks at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM (gKWVE)
The guy who set the record for ISS time said he never felt right again.
Bone density. Heart issues.
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Stateless...60% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: DaveA at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (3bNB6)
———
It’s nothing an autopen or a TRO can’t fix.
Posted by: electronic means at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (OrDr0)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM (63Dwl)
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Drone.
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Suni's husband tonight, pre-shower at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 18, 2025 06:03 PM (Vh9CX)
Yeah ace I was thinking the same thing about the left hoping for an accident, didn't want to say until they were down safely.
Posted by: steevy
Michael Steele would have an orgasm over a catastrophe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2025 06:03 PM (63Dwl)
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (ufFY
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"Elon Musk got Beau killed on Mars."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 18, 2025 06:03 PM (mhl6G)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:03 PM (3bNB6)
"That won't be necessary"
Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: MkY at March 18, 2025 06:03 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: weew
That POS. While he's turning in his Tesla, Elon's rescuing his fellow astronauts. What a douche.
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2025 06:03 PM (oiNtH)
Maybe lifelong health problems too.
Don't know for sure as I never been in space for the better part of a year. They'll probably never shit normal again.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM (/lPRQ)
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Oh, is that similar to that pod that President Harrison Ford used in that one movie?
Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM (TN0g+)
Living on Mars is definitely going to drive some crazy. Leaving Earth does not appeal to me one bit.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM (j6NlC)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM (DnCPD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2025 06:01 PM
Drone
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM
Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: MkY at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (cPGH3)
Look to Dr. Jill... who was running the House at the time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: electronic means at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (OrDr0)
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It's not the kind of place to raise a kid.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (G0Uu2)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (Hkcdp)
———
It’s nothing an autopen or a TRO can’t fix.
Posted by: electronic means at March 18, 2025 06:02 PM (OrDr0)
How many Covid boosters have they missed???
Scary.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (3bNB6)
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (oiNtH)
better if recovery crew wore Ape Masks...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (MMp6W)
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It's not the kind of place to raise a kid.
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In fact its cold as hell....
Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (KQk9m)
>>>in fact it's cold as hell
and there'd be no one there to raise them
(if you did)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (lXCUP)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (H24PY)
Posted by: Puddleglum,
Coast Guard has cordoned off a wide area surrounded this whole event and is monitoring it by sea and air from asshole boaters who may want to get in to the act.
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2025 06:08 PM (oiNtH)
Welcome home, Astronauts.
Sorry it took so long but...Biden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 18, 2025 06:08 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 18, 2025 05:57 PM (tXZnU)
wut
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 06:08 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM
The Glade plugin is working at full capacity Capitan!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:08 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (hoCmQ)
Yeah, Democrats will kill you if you are proof of a failure.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 18, 2025 06:06 PM (G0Uu2)
Well, it's no Gary, Indiana, that's for sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (dGCAG)
>>>in fact it's cold as hell
and there'd be no one there to raise them
(if you did)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (KRtlO)
Pro Tip, never volunteer for a Space Mission with anyone named Major Tom
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM (H24PY)
Musky and moist ...
Posted by: browndog at heel at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (3bNB6)
Damn, that must have been a nightmare.
I would have gone insane.
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 05:58 PM
Just imagine how good that first shower's going to feel. She's going to need a cigarette after that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (/lPRQ)
They make NASA look like Fat Uncle Charlie who used to be able to hit a fastball but now can't even walk a flight of stairs without an oxygen tank.
Posted by: jsg at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (UJ+K5)
Welcome back.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:11 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:11 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dave Bowman, out of his mind and out of this world at March 18, 2025 06:11 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:11 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (ewjUl)
>>>in fact it's cold as hell
and there'd be no one there to raise them
(if you did)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2025 06:07 PM
Hey! I see what you doing there! Knock it off!
Posted by: Kim Jong "Little Rocket Man" Un at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (5ACBR)
Federal Judge says Astronauts need to be returned to Space Station.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (+oR7L)
They make NASA look like Fat Uncle Charlie who used to be able to hit a fastball but now can't even walk a flight of stairs without an oxygen tank.
Posted by: jsg at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (UJ+K5)
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Yep. NASA looks like something dropped from a tall cow's ass. I hope Congress remembers this when appropriations time comes around.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (3bNB6)
Posted by: Jmel at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:12 PM (AOsQT)
Ace, I doubt Biden even knew they were up there. His last coherent thought of space flight was Apollo 11. This was all his handlers and his acidulated cunt wife.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2025 06:13 PM (yWH+O)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (Vvh2V)
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No question about that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:13 PM (3bNB6)
Woke: Asshole Boaters
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
When did they get compatible suits?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2025 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2025 06:13 PM (63Dwl)
Trumpy woke up and showed up in the kitchen!
Him and Snowflake are outside now.
I do enjoy having them come over and sleeping the afternoon here. Beautiful cats.
And when I open the front door about 11:30 am, I call out for them, and they come racing across the street and run into the house. I'm a dog person. I didn't think cats were like that.
Posted by: Stateless...60% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 18, 2025 06:14 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 18, 2025 06:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Elon Musk's Sperm X4357D2025 at March 18, 2025 06:14 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at March 18, 2025 06:05 PM (QB+5g)
And that was before she got into the submersible!
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 18, 2025 06:14 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:14 PM (krQz2)
Capsule to be met by IRS agents because 2 astronauts owe taxes from 2024.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:15 PM (+oR7L)
Space Affairs in the comments was eckshuallying on the comments along those lines. Pathetic.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:15 PM (gKWVE)
Would have been more accurate to say off the coast of Appalachicola. And now I want oysters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2025 06:15 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 18, 2025 06:10 PM (Vvh2V)
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No question about that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:13 PM (3bNB6)
Hmmm... can we get Trump to wave Sovereign Immunity, so we can get discovery on the Biden Admin 'decision' to leave them up there? Sounds like a Civil Rights case to me... clearly illegal incarceration if Biden could have gotten them down, and then did not due to 'optics'... and I'll bet there are White House records talking about this decision.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 18, 2025 06:14 PM
Many European women just put more perfume on. (Barf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (ewjUl)
Watch them back up the boat to the capsule and hoist Dragon aboard. That's pretty interesting to watch.
And then they'll open up that hatch, and we'll see Sunni and the rest come out.
I'm betting Suni and Butch will need stretchers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (w6EFb)
ArsTechnica's comment section is a battle between posters hating Trump or despising Musk. They are all much smarter than the two of them.
Posted by: Auspex at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:15 PM (+oR7L)
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And about those library books ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (3bNB6)
This applies to any situation, BTW. You can always hit the emergency button.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (5ACBR)
Cats a fabulous, and so are you. How are you doing?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (Vvh2V)
Perfect splashdown.
Health issues, especially for late-middle aged astros, include osteoporosis and muscle wasting. Also, when you're on orbit, your bodily fluids migrate "up," so you feel like your sinuses are clogged the whole time, kind of like hanging upside down.
The other thing, which is seldom discussed with civilians, is that you're above the atmosphere and thus exposed to hard radiation through the skin of the ship for all those months. That's just one of the challenges we'll have to beat for a Mars mission, as the Martian atmosphere is too thin to protect you from cosmic rays.
Posted by: Beverly at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (w6EFb)
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Pretty good bet, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (3bNB6)
Don't pull a Gus and pop the hatch early.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:18 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (krQz2)
Hmmm.... were these folks Fed Gov Employees? They are not Military... because there absolutely should be some major compensation coming their way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:18 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:18 PM (37aB+)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:18 PM (zmUip)
What a senile old fucking bastard.
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Don't forget it was the people behind Biden's "pen" making these decisions. I don't absolve him and Lord knows Trump will correctly make sure to paint the Democrat Party with the demented c-word (pick your target, freeze it). But never forget it's the entire party that didn't want to give Elon the "win".
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2025 06:18 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:19 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2025 06:19 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2025 06:19 PM (W/lyH)
The Right Stuff remains one of my favorite movies... but man they did Grissom dirty with that hatch business
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:19 PM (zmUip)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 18, 2025 06:20 PM (ab5KQ)
Dolphins have surfaced near the Dragon and are playing. Made me smile
Posted by: Jmel at March 18, 2025 06:20 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (5ACBR)
You might think so ...
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at March 18, 2025 06:20 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:20 PM (zmUip)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 18, 2025 06:20 PM (0YXqH)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:20 PM (AOsQT)
If they had even a toy lathe on ISS maybe they could make a set of adapters to match Soviet Metric to NASA Extra Fine threads ...
lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (qHXAR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Grandpa, we have these things called 'drones.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (w6EFb)
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Pretty good bet, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Read earlier today NASA protocol calls for all to go on stretchers. Regardless of need, due to potential muscle/bone density loss.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (hoCmQ)
IIRC, it was proven (after his death) that Gus didn't panic or blow the hatch, it was a fault with the system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (C1yiO)
Posted by: NFL at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (UJ+K5)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (fwDg9)
I would go. I love potatoes.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (DsA2n)
He was, but Harris, Obama, and Biden's other handlers were just as complicit in that evil.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (yT7Wa)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (5ACBR)
What happens to your wiener in space?
Is there a dedicated “jack off zone” on the ISS? Or does everyone just kinda take a break and take care of business “as needed”?
What do they do when someone has the dehydrated chalupa farts?
Posted by: Science needs to know! at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (34k8f)
It's 72 in NWI now. Lake Michigan is probably choppier now there's a lot of wind.
It's going to snow Thursday.
Posted by: DaveA at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:16 PM (krQz2)
ABC
Always Be Closing!
Posted by: Blake at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (mMG6n)
They aren't safe-safe until they post on this thread.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (VXSVh)
Hope that isn't a Harbor Freight Winch.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (dIske)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (DsA2n)
Mars Needs Tubers
Posted by: Science needs to know! at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (34k8f)
And a dolphin honor guard is a lovely cherry on top.
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (R3yzU)
Posted by: Lirio100 at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (zS4/f)
I might be a whiskey swilling Fenian pervert, but I still helped the English, because I take action when a dragon's on the loose!
They had one of these scaly MAGA reptiles prowling the countryside. The Princess told me all about how that orange bastard gobbled up all the cattle, stole all the jewels, and then started gobbling up whole people, by jove! So I shot him right in the mouth with Jill's 8-gauge blunderbuss, because Democrats believe all women. He was deader than my beloved son Beau, who he'd already bitten in two.
I tried to save him, which is when I founded the Red Cross, and the Princess so grateful that she made it the flag of England. Then she let Lil' Hunty bang her out while he held a gun to her head, high on ye olde cracke.
True story. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (BI5O2)
NASA gutted the crap out of all the medical research that was being done on the astronauts many years ago.
Nasa today (and since the moon landings): The Wrong Stuff
Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (DsA2n)
Shouldn't they be called poo-tatoes?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2025 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (mlg/3)
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Why bring Democrat voters into a non-political thread?
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: anachronda at March 18, 2025 06:24 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2025 06:24 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Ian Phlegming at March 18, 2025 06:24 PM (MB784)
Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at March 18, 2025 06:24 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2025 06:25 PM (KQk9m)
They couldn't have put a few American flags out?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:25 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 18, 2025 06:23 PM (VXSVh)
You f*ckers think it’s funny to call me smelly?!
Posted by: Sunita Williams at March 18, 2025 06:25 PM (34k8f)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2025 06:25 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (37aB+)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (C1yiO) "
no love for William Hung?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (qHXAR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:25 PM (+oR7L)
Private industry, pal! Be glad the capsule isn't covered in X.com stickers and stuff.
Posted by: Blake at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2025 06:04 PM (sAmhv)
heh
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (5ACBR)
x.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1902122665483051054
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2025 06:25 PM (mlg/3)
Dolphins are swimming around going...
'They Killed Kenny!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (uwBeE)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2025 06:24 PM (Dnobf)
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Well, pick them up!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2025 06:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2025 06:28 PM (PTDkx)
I'm watching DDayCobra, who briefly threw up a page on screen that seemed to be it, then went back to the capsule recovery.
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2025 06:28 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2025 06:25 PM (KQk9m)
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They like to be affectionate when YOU don't want them to be affectionate...such as the middle of the night when you are trying to sleep.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2025 06:28 PM (7fElN)
'They Killed Kenny!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (QAkQ3)
More likely: 'That one's got a purty mouth!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2025 06:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2025 06:28 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (ewjUl)
They smell that months-on-orbit funk.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (5ACBR)
Rotting fish! We smell rotting fish!
Posted by: Smell-seeking Dolphins at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (34k8f)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 18, 2025 06:26 PM (V/pbu)
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Democrats have boxed themselves into being perpetual enemies of Russia because of a fricken hoax that they made.
Thus, unlike the Cold War, they are not enemies of the regime, but of the Russian people. This is beyond stupid, but that's where we are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (/HDaX)
Finally got it aligned right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Lirio100 at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (zS4/f)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2025 06:27 PM (bss/y)
I'd love for some enterprising reporter to ask Joe 'So, how do you feel about the stranded astronauts getting back today'...
And him answering 'what stranded astronauts...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:30 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:30 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 18, 2025 06:30 PM (ab5KQ)
Posted by: Beverly at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (npXNI)
Posted by: Huma at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (NlwkK)
OK, Fine...
Impeach Roberts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Thus, unlike the Cold War, they are not enemies of the regime, but of the Russian people. This is beyond stupid, but that's where we are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)
Trump and Putin had a long phone call today... which both said went well...
We may after decades, finally see the actual end of the Cold War.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (QAkQ3)
Mark Kelly would look better if he let a horse kick him in the face.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (npXNI)
Will anyone take this bet?
Posted by: Miklos has found a Sure Thing at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM
No, bug eyed fuck.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (ewjUl)
Scott Kelly (Sen Kelly's twin) - No they weren't stranded by Biden, they always had a capsule to return in! OK, then why didn't they return until today, you tool? Because the Biden Admin wouldn't pay additional money to SpaceX to bring them down sooner, you tool!
Homer Hickam - AlGore made the right call for Clinton, getting the Russians on-board to make the ISS happen! Couldn't have been done without them! I've met Russians, they're swell! Now, I don't like what's happened in Ukraine but yada yada yada.
Leftist tools.
Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (V/pbu)
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He'd have to resign as a Democrat if he had that kind of control.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Beverly at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (ewjUl)
Cool!
I thought reversing all the Woke re-naming was great, but didn't see how re-naming the Gulf was necessary. With that being said, it's really growing on me, and I enjoy hearing the new name now.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Darleen says that about me sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos, much put upon at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (I8gAO)
OK, Fine...
Impeach Roberts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (/lPRQ)
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I'm revising my preview view of these events. I wonder if the judges in question are dirty, know they will be investigated, and are setting themelves up to be "martyrs" when they are prosecuted.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (5ACBR)
Sad though, they are retiring the creaky old space station. That and the space shuttle felt like we were really going into space, now they're both mothballed 
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (2VST1)
*flipping through the JFK Assassination Files*
...hmmm
...uh huh....
....Charles Nelson Reilly was the second shooter!?!?!?!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (npXNI)
We've had some petty & vindictive presidents before but Biden is up there.
They claim Trump is that way and he is to an extent.
But at least Trump does his dirty deeds in public unlike the sneaky bastards before him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (6ydKt)
No politics so far
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (37aB+)
Posted by: Beverly at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (Epeb0)
I'm sure they're all aware of the gravity of the situation.
Posted by: jsg at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (UJ+K5)
Now, now. We ALL know that Biden wasn't really making any decisions. Probably that's on Obama, or one of his minions.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 18, 2025 05:57 PM (tXZnU)
wut
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 06:08 PM (CQE5S)
That is hilarious. 1G.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (fCqUY)
It's going to snow Thursday.
Posted by: DaveA at March 18, 2025 06:22 PM (FhXTo)
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Illinois? Or Iowa? I’m thinking the former.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (iOerG)
Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (ab5KQ)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:09 PM (5ACBR)
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Does the "two chicks at the same time" meme apply as well to multi-billionaires?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (DUiyl)
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Bunch of drama queens!
Staying up in space and getting all thin and weak for show!
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2)
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That was only orbit. Elon's making plans for Mars.
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (Dnobf)
I get impatient sometimes
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Beverly
Pocket pen protectors do not match female curvature.
Posted by: Miklos, who just realized this at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (zmUip)
Posted by: El Mariachi at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (mvURQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)
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They are almost certainly dirty. Not sure if they'll ever be investigated enough to result in prosecution, though. And even if they're prosecuted the black-robed tribe will circle around them and protect them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: Maintenance Worker #6 at March 18, 2025 06:36 PM (/HDaX)
......
Oh well, back to burning Teslas.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2025 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:36 PM (ewjUl)
Yeah, I imagine he might scale back a couple if pressed.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:36 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 18, 2025 06:36 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2025 06:36 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
So is my snizz
Posted by: Fani W. at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (I8gAO)
How gnarly would it be if when they popped the hatch the tentacles from the movie "Aliens" popped out squirming.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (+oR7L)
Cats a fabulous, and so are you. How are you doing?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (Vvh2V)
Thanks so much for asking!
Getting better. My uncle died at 92 in February. I was a pallbearer and caught a cold. I rarely get sick. He lived in his house up to the last several months. I was go-to person for him. His daughters live in the next city so if they were worried I would check in on him. I took care of yardwork and helped him out.
Never wanted anything. Everything was to honor my Father. But after 10 years, my uncle did give me money which was nice. Didn't need to, but that was nice.
So 2 dead. Tough year. Less importantly, my hard drive died, I lost my Microsoft account and the phone for 2 way verification is gone. That's a gift that keeps on giving.
My usual response to "How are you?" is "Every moment, pure joy." Which always gets a laugh.
I'm getting better. Thank you so much for asking.
I have to so post pics to the Pet thread....
Posted by: Stateless...60% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (jvJvP)
x.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1902122665483051054
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Dude! A UFO! Right here! Aliens are real!
Posted by: a dolphin at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (ab5KQ)
OK, Fine...
Impeach Roberts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Probably we won't need to, once the info regarding his relationship with Epstein is revealed. He'll either resign or otherwise "exit, stage left".
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Life of Wryly at March 18, 2025 06:35 PM (1FWWQ)
Because it's Brett bairs hour.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Suni's husband tonight, pre-shower
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I think some of the deck crew put on PotA simian masks for opening the hatch on one of the returned capsule recoveries.
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (/tzYP)
We may after decades, finally see the actual end of the Cold War.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (QAkQ3)
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At least we know that the "peace movement" was always a lie. Not one Dem wants to end the war.
Oh wait, there are some, but they are with Trump.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (I8gAO)
OK, Fine...
Impeach Roberts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2025 06:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Roberts didn't say shite when AOC and another Dem introduced Articles of Impeachment against Thomas and Alito last year. The articles claimed the two were essentially taking bribes, not bitching about their SCOTUS votes, but only an idiot couldn't figure out that's exactly why The Left wanted them impeached!
Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Maintenance Worker #6 at March 18, 2025 06:36 PM (/HDaX)
He's on vacation until 4/1.
Posted by: National Park Assistant Deputy Bathroom Security Manager at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (PiwSw)
I get impatient sometimes
Posted by: Don Black
hey, we asked you if you were claustrophobic before you left.
Posted by: NASA at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
I guess flexing on the Russians by playing golf on the moon was cool.
Elon has shown that private industry was always capable of doing better in space. Big shock, as private industry is better at nearly everything.
Most of the money the Feds have stolen over the decades was squandered, even NASA.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (34k8f)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:39 PM (37aB+)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (+oR7L)
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Singing "Hello, Ma baby"?
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 18, 2025 06:39 PM (iOerG)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)
Linenger, the American astronaut on Mir.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:40 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (AOsQT)
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Heeeere am I sitting in a tin can, far above the moon! Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:40 PM (2VST1)
Most of the money the Feds have stolen over the decades was squandered, even NASA.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 18, 2025 06:38 PM (34k8f)
Can you imagine though how much Musk will be able to auction off the Moon Buggy for once he recovers it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:40 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it!
I'll paint your car for $19.95~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2025 06:40 PM (mlg/3)
I remember the Russians standing outside of the Space Station Processing Facility smoking cigarettes. They were pretty friendly but kind of grumpy.
"So, you call this a free country? We have to go outside to smoke! In Russia we can smoke where ever we want!"
Some of them became legendary with the heavy partying set.
Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (QB+5g)
ourplnt.com/tiangong-iss-interiors/
You can smell the ISS in that photo.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:11 PM (AOsQT)
LOL
And lookit that hash! (AOsQT)
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: sudo touch
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There is no reason to offend the lady.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (krQz2)
i.e. the Chicago-adjacent bits
where you go to buy cartons of low-tax cigs
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (qHXAR)
It will be strange seeing that lady astronaut without her hair standing straight up.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (37aB+)
Linenger, the American astronaut on Mir.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:40 PM (5ACBR)
I'm sorry Dave....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:42 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (+oR7L)
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Singing "Hello, Ma baby"?
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 18, 2025 06:39 PM
Or a furry hand and the sound of someone saying "Baaaarf!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2025 06:42 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2025 06:42 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:42 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:40 PM (2VST1)
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That's how they like them. Now ask yourself why someone with no credits was cast and then allowed to mouth off for a couple of years without being replaced.
Casting couch, baby!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (+oR7L)
i.e. the Chicago-adjacent bits
where you go to buy cartons of low-tax cigs
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (qHXAR)
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That make more sense, given the Lake Michigan reference.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (iOerG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (qHXAR)
Posted by: NASA"
I would fail the psych test for astronaut in about 37 different ways.
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (0HaGk)
Mark Kelly would look better if he let a horse kick him in the face.
Posted by: garrett
......
Might push his misshapen skull back to normal.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 18, 2025 06:44 PM (Tw+JN)
He’s not wrong..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 18, 2025 06:44 PM (34k8f)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (0HaGk)
Like the crew in Armageddon!
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2025 06:44 PM (MGB5H)
https://tinyurl.com/snow-flat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)
Holy Crap...
Skeeter bites....
Posted by: jsg at March 18, 2025 06:44 PM (UJ+K5)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:45 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2025 06:45 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 18, 2025 06:45 PM (ab5KQ)
Well she has a bit of a hand up: the great Steven Spielberg cast her as a lead, which led every studio in town to think "she's the next BIG THING we should cast her too!"
Without realizing she's an idiot who can't act and everything she's in will bomb except for the Hunger Games prequel. And Spielberg only cast her because she's reasonably attractive and can sing really well and has a huge instagram following.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (qHXAR)
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (rUX7o)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (ewjUl)
Tim Walzeraptor has said he could beat my ass.
He's an unstoppable killing machine.
A mountain of muscles.
A wheelbarrow of whoop-ass.
A bucket full of beat-downs.
What a pathetic pud, lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (VBpV1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
Sadly, we lost Gus in an early Apollo test. An electrical short in an oxygen rich environment resulted in the fiery deaths of Grissom, White and Chafee.
There's a great scene in Right Stuff where the Mercury boys meet the publisher of a big magazine who's paying them some nice money for their stories. "Gus? An astronaut called Gus?" What's your first name? Virgil. Okay, what's your middle name? Ivan. Okay, you can be Gus.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (b294k)
Posted by: Maintenance Worker #6 at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: MkY at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)
I think her role in Hard Candy gives a small
Indication.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)
The hoarders and wreckers stranded themselves, just to make Comrade Joe look bad!
Posted by: Kill the Kulak! at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (34k8f)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (0HaGk)
He'd probably say "Oh, I don't watch Star Trek. Too many black people, you know."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (CHHv1)
https://tinyurl.com/snow-flat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
She. Has. No. Tits.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
"Just win, baby."
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (DWpio)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (37aB+)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (bGbSt)
Out came Nick Hague.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (gKWVE)
https://tinyurl.com/snow-flat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
She. Has. No. Tits.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
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To be fair, neither did the original.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: MkY at March 18, 2025 06:47 PM (cPGH3)
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They did that to themselves, because Biden didn't leave them up there.
It was a stutter!
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (krQz2)
"Russia, Ukraine, blah blah blah... The astronauts weren't stranded, blah blah blah... SpaceX ain't all that great, blah blah blah..."
Fuck you and your brother, douchebag.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (5YmYl)
The Mercury guys would hop out and do 50 one-arm pushups.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (5ACBR)
Yeah, I do have serious sympathy for her. Imagine the horrors a really cute young girl went through in Hollywood. And she didn't even go through the Disney meat grinder.
But yeah AH Lloyd, Rachel is "young presenting" lets say. That's why Milley Bobby Brown is getting so much flack for not looking like a little girl any more. HOW DARE YOU MATURE!!?!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 18, 2025 06:49 PM (+eJ8V)
Next is the Rooskie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 18, 2025 06:49 PM (b294k)
https://tinyurl.com/snow-flat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The left HATES beauty in women
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:49 PM (rUX7o)
https://tinyurl.com/snow-flat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)
Holy Crap...
Skeeter bites....
Posted by: jsg at March 18, 2025 06:44 PM (UJ+K5)
So.... a love story, with a woman who looks like an 8 year old Girl... NOW I understand Disney's casting decision!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2025 06:50 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2025 06:50 PM (ewjUl)
While smoking a Pall Mall Non-Filter
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2025 06:50 PM (npXNI)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:50 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Sid at March 18, 2025 06:50 PM (2L7Mw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:48 PM (2VST1)
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I'm going to say that Hollywood is more depraved than it has ever been, it is just better able to conceal it. Golden Age starlets auditioned on the couch, but they could then marry and retire, living fulfilled lives.
Nowadays, you're chained to the wheel. There is no escape.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (MGB5H)
I remember the Russians standing outside of the Space Station Processing Facility smoking cigarettes. They were pretty friendly but kind of grumpy.
"So, you call this a free country? We have to go outside to smoke! In Russia we can smoke where ever we want!"
Some of them became legendary with the heavy partying set.
Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2025 06:41 PM (QB+5g)
I dealt with the Russian manned spaceflight organization almost daily from late 1992 to mid-1997, working the Shuttle-Mir Program. The Russians were friendly, overall, but they could be 'difficult' to say the least. They are smart space guys. We got along by never talking foreign affairs/politics. Made easier by the fall of the USSR a couple years before we started our work. Some managers still had huge portraits of Lenin in their offices. A statue of Lenin remained in the lobby of Mir Mission Control Center. But both sides knew it was a shotgun marriage. That job almost killed me but I will never regret getting that assignment.
Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (gKWVE)
I hate mornings.
Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (ab5KQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (qHXAR)
Posted by: Don Black
I guess they are used to it by now
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 18, 2025 06:51 PM (Tw+JN)
Posted by: jsg at March 18, 2025 06:52 PM (UJ+K5)
New hotness: That went over like a fart in a space suit.
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:52 PM (37aB+)
ourplnt.com/tiangong-iss-interiors/
You can smell the ISS in that photo.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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What a mess. And look at the instruction booklets hanging off the equipment.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2025 06:52 PM (v0R5T)
We're not stupid. We know what "egress" means.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2025 06:52 PM (3bNB6)
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (Qgr0I)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (bGbSt)
Posted by: weew at March 18, 2025 06:46 PM (rUX7o)
Looks like an angry Gonzo from the Muppets.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Maintenance Worker #6 at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (/HDaX)
Here comes Suni! Give her a hand, and get that guy with the hose over stat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (Qgr0I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (u82oZ)
1. Boeing brings Starliner in remotely, it lands okay, and they complain bitterly and loudly that SpaceX stole their thunder, with vocal support from everyone on the Left because as we know, progressivism is supporting Boeing so long as it hurts Musk
2. Boeing brings Starliner in remotely, it burns or breaks up, and they issue a terse media statement with no further comment
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (kBSKe)
Thank You God for keeping this mission safe! Amen.
Posted by: sudo touch --methere gp at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (5ACBR)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2025 06:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dalton Dirigible at March 18, 2025 06:54 PM (9xHZL)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (C1yiO)
A little goes a long way.
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 06:54 PM (CQE5S)
'They Killed Kenny!'
Posted by: Romeo13
IIRC Elon said "they" asked about what plans he had to make sure the landing capsules did not kill dolphins, whales, and protected marine mammals.
Posted by: Adriane the Cacoon Critic . . . at March 18, 2025 06:54 PM (tcomi)
Posted by: Ahhhh, so... at March 18, 2025 06:54 PM (ab5KQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2025 06:54 PM (mDKiE)
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2025 06:00 PM (ufFY
I doubt Joe Biden is aware of much of anything except when his diaper needs changed. I suspect he's not getting the "medicine" that kept him semi-lucid when he had to shamble up to the microphone to read the script that the Junta put in front of him.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Open Channel D at March 18, 2025 06:21 PM (C1yiO)
++++
I have heard many of Shatner's "songs." He has entire albums.
I can never quite tell if he means it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (kBSKe)
Yeah its not good for them. They all do exercises etc but they still are affected. Supposedly they're a good inch taller when they land too, without gravity to compress joints etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:52 PM (37aB+)
Alright, which smartass smuggled the fart spray aboard and has been spraying it into the air return ducts?!
Posted by: ISS Commander at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (34k8f)
Posted by: a bag of dicks at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SHATNER at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (npXNI)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2025 06:55 PM (W/lyH)
Because they're fabulous.
Posted by: jsg at March 18, 2025 06:56 PM (UJ+K5)
r the Space Affairs host 'splaining to people how this wasn't a rescue
He’s the douche responsible for the confusion regarding the splashdown location — Gulf or Atlantic.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2025 06:56 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:50 PM (AOsQT
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This
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2025 06:56 PM (Qgr0I)
Yeah delayed, to no one's surprise. My guess is that there are intelligence guys throwing their bodies in front of the car to slow it down
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2025 06:57 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2025 06:43 PM (0HaGk)
Like the crew in Armageddon!
Posted by: BruceWayne
......
Oh. and we never want to pay taxes again.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2025 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 06:58 PM (37aB+)
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In Huntsville we have Grissom High School, White Middle School, and Chafee Elementary School. I wonder if kids know how their schools were named.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 18, 2025 06:58 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: zombie P.T. Barnum at March 18, 2025 06:59 PM (/tzYP)
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 18, 2025 07:00 PM (37aB+)
Posted by: zombie P.T. Barnum at March 18, 2025 07:01 PM (/tzYP)
I still say the most dangerous part of spaceflight is the landing in the ocean when you come back! If that sucker springs a bad leak, you're going down thousands of feet, and you're gonna die!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 18, 2025 07:01 PM (ie5iw)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 18, 2025 06:29 PM (/HDaX)
Cool!
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 07:02 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Beverly at March 18, 2025 06:32 PM (Epeb0)
huh
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 07:04 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at March 18, 2025 07:04 PM (R3yzU)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 18, 2025 07:05 PM (5YmYl)
You've had a sorrowful time of it lately. I admire and respect you so much for being such a wonderful caregiver. I'm struggling with my mom, and she's not even all that bad. Just mental, ha!
You've done so much, and took on the cats in the middle of it! You have to take care of YOU now. Don't scimp on that!
Surely Microsoft can work around those issues. Someone here will know. Don't give up!
And, please, care for yourself as well as you've cared for everyone else.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 18, 2025 07:07 PM (Vvh2V)
https://tinyurl.com/5n9yrhx8
Link goes to DOJ archives website for Kennedy files release.
Posted by: whig at March 18, 2025 07:09 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Stateless...60% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 18, 2025 06:37 PM (jvJvP)
heh
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 07:09 PM (CQE5S)
I thought it was a riot that Scott Kelly, twin astronut brother of AZ Senator Mark Kelly, just HAD to say that he heard folks on The Five lie and say the two had been “abandoned” by Biden, etc.
Posted by: epador at March 18, 2025 07:22 PM (hX01r)
x.com/SpaceX/status/1902098937525510360
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2025 06:45 PM (mlg/3)
Thanks! Starting at about 2:04:00.
Posted by: m at March 18, 2025 07:23 PM (CQE5S)
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2025 06:50 PM (AOsQT)
+++
LOL!
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2025 07:24 PM (C53IZ)
I ask
Where am I? And who are you?
Then some angry old woman hits me and knocks over my pudding.
Posted by: Joey B. at March 18, 2025 07:26 PM (I8gAO)
Posted by: Beverly
We can identify
Posted by: The Association of Morbidly Obese Leftists at March 18, 2025 07:28 PM (I8gAO)
ArsTechnica's comment section is a battle between posters hating Trump or despising Musk. They are all much smarter than the two of them.
Posted by: Auspex at March 18, 2025 06:17 PM (j4U/Z)
None of them rescued the astronauts, though, did they? Put up or shut up. and be grateful they are back on earth.
(not you, Auspex, I know you are reporting, not agreeing hon.)
Posted by: moki at March 18, 2025 07:31 PM (wLjpr)
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