Trump Deports Pro-Hezballah Professor

Homeland Security
@DHSgov
Last month, Rasha Alawieh traveled to Beirut, Lebanon, to attend the funeral of Hassan Nasrallah-- a brutal terrorist who led Hezbollah, responsible for killing hundreds of Americans over a four-decade terror spree. Alawieh openly admitted to this to CBP officers, as well as her support of Nasrallah.
A visa is a privilege not a right--glorifying and supporting terrorists who kill Americans is grounds for visa issuance to be denied. This is commonsense security.

The NYT:

The Department of Homeland Security said on Monday that it had deported a Brown University professor and doctor with a valid visa because they said she attended a Hezbollah leader's funeral in February during a trip to Lebanon.
When questioned by Customs and Border Protection officers upon her return to the United States, Dr. Rasha Alawieh, who is Lebanese, "openly admitted" her support for the leader, Hassan Nasrallah, according to a Homeland Security spokeswoman. Dr. Alawieh was detained at Boston Logan International Airport on Thursday.
"A visa is a privilege not a right," the spokeswoman, Tricia McLaughlin, said in a statement to The New York Times. "Glorifying and supporting terrorists who kill Americans is grounds for visa issuance to be denied. This is common-sense security."
The department did not say how it knew that Dr. Alawieh had attended the funeral, which was held in a sports stadium and attracted tens of thousands of people. It also did not respond to questions about whether Dr. Alawieh has been accused of a crime or immigration violation.
...
Late on Sunday, a team of lawyers from the firm of Arnold & Porter, who had been set to represent the family, withdrew from the case, telling the court their decision was made "as a result of further diligence."
The federal judge overseeing the case decided to postpone a hearing in the case on Monday after Ms. Marzouk requested more time to prepare. She represents Dr. Alawieh's cousin, Yara Chehab, who brought the case first to try to stop the government from deporting Dr. Alawieh, and then to seek her return to the United States.

Whoopi Goldberg is sad that her terrorist and rapist illegal alien pals are afraid of being deported.

President Donald Trump's administration deported over 200 of gang members part of Venezuela's Tren de Aragua and several members of MS-13 to El Salvador and Honduras on Saturday, which sparked backlash as a judge issued a last-minute order attempting to block the deportations. Goldberg warned that the Trump administration could randomly choose any American to be deported to a country they are not familiar with, though that would be a blatant violation of the U.S. Constitution.
"If they can just come up and take somebody because they've made a decision that you're supposed to be that person, anyone of us could find ourselves being deported to some country we've never been," Goldberg said. "Well you know, it is very clear to me that if we don't continue to say, listen, I understand you want to clean out all the bad stuff, I get it. But why do you now have access to my personal information? I get the things you're trying to do, I don't get why you're taking my stuff, not just me personally, but every single one of you and your constitutional right of free speech."

Bonus: A judge hit large-cootered donut wagon Fani Willis with a big fine for hiding subpoenaed documents about her affair with Sweetdick.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has been slapped with a $54,000 penalty for blatantly violating Georgia's open records laws in her politically motivated prosecution of President Donald Trump.
"The county's Superior Court Judge Rachel Krause formalized her ruling Friday and ordered Willis to pay $54,264 in attorneys' fees and litigation costs after 'intentionally' failing to provide records requested by Ashleigh Merchant, the attorney who filed the motion to disqualify Willis from prosecuting Trump on charges of allegedly interfering with the 2020 presidential election," reports Fox News Digital.

Krause stated that Willis' office failed to provide documents related to the employment of Nathan Wade, the former special assistant district attorney forced to resign from the Trump case due to his romantic relationship with Willis.
Merchant believed that Willis and Wade may have financially benefited from Wade's appointment as the special prosecutor in the case.
"Defendants -- through the Open Records custodian, Dexter Bond -- were openly hostile to counsel for Plaintiff, Ms. Merchant, and testified that Ms. Merchant's requests were handled differently than other requests," the court order said.

NBC News conveniently left out that this professor admitted to supporting and attending terrorist leader Nasrallah’s funeral in Lebanon. She did not go to Lebanon simply to “visit her family.”

Why did you leave that part out of your story? @NBCNews pic.twitter.com/oSQY8YKfrP
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 17, 2025

the bulwark is now getting upset that an admitted terrorist fan girl lost her visa after she *admitted* to attending a terrorist leader’s funeral. https://t.co/JBtonDVfDl
— kaitlin (@thefactualprep) March 17, 2025

I was going to note this on Friday: Trump is approaching the point where he will simply declare, accurately, that the lower courts are not co-equal to the presidency, only the Supreme Court is, and if the Supreme Court does not reign in its out-of-control left wing usurper judges, it will just stop obeying the courts, period.

Roberts and Barrett need to understand the seriousness of this, right now

The White House is reaching their limit with these out-of-pocket district judges, if the Supreme Court will not restrain them then the administration will simply start ignoring them https://t.co/O2Bhr9AQwR
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) March 17, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:35 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Too much winning!

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 17, 2025 06:36 PM (6TlG5)

2 Ace ran out of$20s

Posted by: Nicolaus Copernicus at March 17, 2025 06:36 PM (SaMN7)

3 I’ll get the others.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 17, 2025 06:36 PM (6TlG5)

4 Dear Reader,
The St. Patty’s Day edition of GTFOOH has some welcome news for you!

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2025 06:37 PM (COJyr)

5 Oh, I almost forgot…

Bye, Felicia!

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2025 06:37 PM (COJyr)

6 Colcannon is made and the cabbage has gone into the crock pot with the corned beef.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 17, 2025 06:38 PM (6K6Eu)

7 Bonus: A judge hit large-cootered donut wagon Fani Willis with a big fine for hiding subpoenaed documents about her affair with Sweetdick.

As I started reading that, I thought it was going to say that she was fined for hiding the documents in her cooter. Now I'm disappointed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2025 06:39 PM (0Htd1)

8 I see the 9th Circus court of Appeals has ruled Trump must put back most of those he fired or at least they denied his appeal....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2025 06:39 PM (VE6XX)

9 >>Last month, Rasha Alawieh traveled to Beirut, Lebanon, to attend the funeral of Hassan Nasrallah-

We should have bombed that Funeral.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 06:39 PM (npXNI)

10 As I started reading that, I thought it was going to say that she was fined for hiding the documents in her cooter. Now I'm disappointed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2025 06:39 PM (0Htd1)
-----------
As voluminous as Sandy Berger's BVDs - or not?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 17, 2025 06:40 PM (6K6Eu)

11 >>large-cootered donut wagon Fani Willis

LOL

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 06:40 PM (npXNI)

12 Hope this encourages others to well go back to where they came from.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2025 06:40 PM (b1S6W)

13 The federal judge overseeing the case decided to postpone a hearing in the case on Monday after Ms. Marzouk requested more time to prepare. She represents Dr. Alawieh's cousin, Yara Chehab, who brought the case first to try to stop the government from deporting Dr. Alawieh, and then to seek her return to the United States.

If this was a right leaning person during the Biden years we would hear her cousin had no standing to sue and really...how does a cousin have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2025 06:40 PM (t0Rmr)

14 Ha Ha points finger
-Nelson

Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 06:40 PM (37aB+)

15 Let's be consistent. Lots of potential Allah Akbar yellers need to remain in Germany.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

16 It's about time something was done about these lawless judges. Impeach them all!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (QUkJd)

17 First, Whopper Goldbrick than Fani Fat Ass. Too much raycissim be going on! Stop The Madness or we will have to get involved!

Posted by: NAALCP at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (R/m4+)

18 I see the 9th Circus court of Appeals has ruled Trump must put back most of those he fired or at least they denied his appeal....
----------
"Spoiler alert...he won't."

Posted by: The Narrator at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (TN0g+)

19 I think this was already done in a movie.

South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague

Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (37aB+)

20 >>> Colcannon is made and the cabbage has gone into the crock pot with the corned beef.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 17, 2025 06:38 PM (6K6Eu)

=====

🤔. Wife has an odd craving for fried chicken, but not so odd mashed potatoes and gravy. Though I’m pretty sure this doesn't mean KFC. Either way, it means we're dining out tonight.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (6TlG5)

21 Whoopi Goldberg is sad that her terrorist and rapist illegal alien pals are afraid of being deported.

Most sane people would call that "good news" mophead

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (2VST1)

22 Deport = Sent back

BACK, Whoopi. As in, "that's where they came from."

Posted by: pookysgirl can't get over the stupidity at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (Wt5PA)

23 Maybe Fani Willis needs to move to South Africa

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (b1S6W)

24 large-cootered donut wagon Fani Willis

Welp, there goes another keyboard and display.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (mH6SG)

25 She should have sent a card. Too bad.

Posted by: Francis at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (bbuBP)

26 I know my position is hugely unpopular, but I think ACB and Roberts are actually helping Trump by letting this nonsense fester.

It's not enough for Trump to be 80-20 on an issue, he needs to be 99-1, ordering terrorists to be let free is about as close to that as you can get.

Also, this has forced Bill Kristol to come out in favor of setting terrorists free in the US.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)

27 Does a committee speak for the entire Congress?

No?

Then how does a district court judge merit similar authority?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (x0cJQ)

28 Apparently Trump has pulled the secret service details from Hunter and Ashley Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)

29 Sorry Doc, I'll page you when it's safe to come back.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (wBaIH)

30 >>South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague

Separate Threats?

Or, a Compound Threat?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (npXNI)

31 🤔. Wife has an odd craving for fried chicken, but not so odd mashed potatoes and gravy. Though I’m pretty sure this doesn't mean KFC. Either way, it means we're dining out tonight.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (6TlG5)

Razor sharp breading? There's always Popeye's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (bss/y)

32 RE: The French and the Statue of Liberty.

1. We replace the stupid poem with a plaque with the Pledge of Allegiance.

2. We deport the Muslim terrorists to Paris, France.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 06:43 PM (VNX3d)

33 Turn 2

Is she pregnant?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

34 Whoopi you fat stupid cow, now do people not wanting an experimental vaccine. No, you don't want to look at that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 17, 2025 06:43 PM (17s+e)

35 Brown University. Figures. The place is a far left cesspool.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 06:43 PM (LkLld)

36
South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (37aB+)
--------------
Wasn't there an ISS adjacent version of this?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 06:44 PM (tT6L1)

37 Willowed:

The fact that there is any controversy about releasing the JFK files after more than 60 years shows the power of the deep state. Everyone involved is either dead or drooling on themselves. Anyone who doesn't know "sources and methods " by now after watching cop shows is as big a veg as Biden
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2025 06:27 PM (bVN1m)

The attempt on Trump this past summer was strikingly similar to the JFK murder.

It's the same outfit. Same Deep State. If the files released tomorrow CLEARLY show the CIA's complicity, we can stop pretending. If it doesn't, we know they're still in power.

It's either/or. There is no Option C.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2025 06:44 PM (dGCAG)

38 Democrats and a lot of their judges don't seem to understand Americans are tired of out of control government, of which the judiciary is perceived a part of.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 06:45 PM (tT6L1)

39 1. We replace the stupid poem with a plaque with the Pledge of Allegiance.

I keep hearing that the Pledge was also invented by a communist, but since those of us who are native-born American citizens don't take an oath of citizenship, I guess it can stay.

At my school we always had fun not saying the "indivisible" part, though. Especially after a semester of Civil War History.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 06:45 PM (LsB7C)

40 Two most important things I learned from law school and practicing law were never do cocaine ever and always take your checkbook to court.

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2025 06:45 PM (4bYb7)

41 >>> Turn 2

Is she pregnant?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

=====

Well, we've been married for 29 years. So if she is, she has some explaining to do.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 17, 2025 06:46 PM (6TlG5)

42 I want to treat traitorous judges the same way all the Left treated non-believers. Vasily Mikhailovich Blokhin, NKVD, come on down!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

43 It's the same outfit. Same Deep State. If the files released tomorrow CLEARLY show the CIA's complicity, we can stop pretending. If it doesn't, we know they're still in power.

It's either/or. There is no Option C.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2025 06:44 PM

Have you considerd the power, the majesty, and the magic of AND, or are you too young to be so cynical?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

44 I never liked saying the pledge in school because it felt too much like praying to the flag. I kneel to God, not the nation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (2VST1)

45 I am sooooo relieved to hear The Donald will just ignore these puffed up guttersnipes.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (0HaGk)

46 Wife has an odd craving for fried chicken, but not so odd mashed potatoes and gravy. Though I’m pretty sure this doesn't mean KFC. Either way, it means we're dining out tonight.
Posted by: Turn 2

It means she's dining for 2.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (KAi1n)

47 Willowed:
---
basically he was forced to realize that maybe his presumptions might not be true, and then started to wonder what ELSE might not be? I think the Wuhan Flu and its hysterical over reaction had that effect on a lot of people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:35 PM (2VST1)
---
Yeah, there was only so much credit and sympathy I can give a guy who bought into the whole "conservatives weaponize" inconvenient truths against "good government". But it does to me illustrate the most common fallacious reasoning I see in moderns.

He's not bigoted against people of other races, so therefore bigotry itself is somebody else's flaw.

When a reasonable review of his prior beliefs comes to the reasonable conclusion that he was biased and bigoted against conservatives. His description of his decision process is very aligned with what can be called "prejudice". And that's not saying that I view "prejudice" or "bigotry" against conservatives as the same import as ethnical bigotry and prejudice. But it is the same mental flaw, is all. You're still feeding your bigot and prejudice "urge", just not with the same soup as others.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (krQz2)

48 36 South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (37aB+)
--------------
Wasn't there an ISS adjacent version of this?

iss is not in a polar orbit. it has an alibi.

Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2025 06:48 PM (oY6Yp)

49 We replace the stupid poem with a plaque with the Pledge of Allegiance.

I keep hearing that the Pledge was also invented by a communist, but since those of us who are native-born American citizens don't take an oath of citizenship, I guess it can stay.

At my school we always had fun not saying the "indivisible" part, though. Especially after a semester of Civil War History.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 06:45 PM (LsB7C)

We could always replace with with a stereo system that plays the Star Spangled Banner or the Battle Hymn of the Republic, acapella. Of course, the entire song must be included.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 06:48 PM (VNX3d)

50 Democrats and a lot of their judges don't seem to understand Americans are tired of out of control government, of which the judiciary is perceived a part of.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 06:45 PM (tT6L1)
---
Once upon a time, liberals knew when to stop. They understood incrementalism. Now they want it all at once, and the current lunatics in robes really don't think they can have any negative consequences.

This is FAFO territory for them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2025 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

51 ...and if the Supreme Court does not reign in its out-of-control left wing usurper judges, it will just stop obeying the courts, period.

This.
These judges are out of control and it's long past time to rein them in.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2025 06:48 PM (W/lyH)

52 Late on Sunday, a team of lawyers from the firm of Arnold & Porter, who had been set to represent the family, withdrew from the case, telling the court their decision was made "as a result of further diligence."

Meaning "we realized that Trump is correct and we don't want our dicks to be slapped into the dirt".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2025 06:49 PM (BLpWt)

53
You know what would make a great action movie?

Nick Cage & Mel Gibson & Generic Black Woman ending the prison takeover of the El Salvador Mega Prison!

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2025 06:49 PM (9RB1C)

54 Two most important things I learned from law school and practicing law were never do cocaine ever and always take your checkbook to court.
Posted by: NCKate

I never learned the first one, but I never had to (well my 2 coke uses were in college and they sucked), so do tell your experience!

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2025 06:49 PM (KAi1n)

55 Opens file containing draft-in-progress of "The Ace of Spades Book of Opprobrium, Obloquy, Invective, and Vituperation" to add another entry

"large-cootered donut wagon"

Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 06:49 PM (mADJX)

56 So NBC left out some facts.
Isn't that pretty much standard for them on every story?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2025 06:50 PM (W/lyH)

57 >>
Nick Cage & Mel Gibson & Generic Black Woman ending the prison takeover of the El Salvador Mega Prison!

Bienvenudos...a la Roca!

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 06:50 PM (npXNI)

58 @26 A.H, I agree. I have thought that since there is clearly a constitutional rebellion going on amongst the lower court judges, the the SC is looking for one big omnibus decision. Not only will it include what the limits of judicial and executive power are, abut also the TRO limits. This isn't five dimensional chess as some alleged but just setting up one big decision

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2025 06:50 PM (bVN1m)

59 South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it!

Sounds like a couple of movies I've seen.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2025 06:51 PM (0Htd1)

60 Funny thing, Democrats are all for daddy government. However, Democrats view Daddy government as a parent who continuously indulges the recalcitrant.

All of a sudden, Daddy government ran out of patience. Daddy government is tired of indulging the violent layabouts and is taking steps to cut them off.

Oops.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

61 Gas can be a kind of deportation.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 17, 2025 06:51 PM (l13zv)

62 South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (37aB+)

Kind of like the movie, The Thing, except without the alien.

Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 06:51 PM (mADJX)

63 Apparently Trump has pulled the secret service details from Hunter and Ashley Biden.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)
---
Can we trust the IC not to at least stage an attempt on their lives, just to show how dangerous Trump is?

Heck, I don't fully trust that Five Eyes won't just drown them in a toilet.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

64 large-cootered donut wagon Fani Willis
......

planet eating garage mop Whooptie Goldberg

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2025 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

65 I will not commit suicide. Do not believe anything to the contrary.

I have a lock box hidden in Vienna that contains all the evidence.

Posted by: Cigarette smoking man on the grassy knoll at March 17, 2025 06:52 PM (FIXtj)

66 "Nick Cage & Mel Gibson & Generic Black Woman ending the prison takeover of the El Salvador Mega Prison!
Posted by: Soothsayer"

But it's got to have Pedro Pascal, Zendaya, and Jason Momoa in it too.

Sorry, them's the rules.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2025 06:52 PM (0HaGk)

67 Welcome to a new addiction: "The Rest Is History," brilliant series on Youtube.

Try this one for a taste: "Anglo-Saxon Apocalypse: The Road to 1066"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi6DBRJFXjQ

Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2025 06:52 PM (Epeb0)

68 A.H, I agree. I have thought that since there is clearly a constitutional rebellion going on amongst the lower court judges, the the SC is looking for one big omnibus decision. Not only will it include what the limits of judicial and executive power are, abut also the TRO limits. This isn't five dimensional chess as some alleged but just setting up one big decision
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2025 06:50 PM (bVN1m)
---
Yes. They want to make a binding precedent that will end this forever, not just bat away flies.

The worst of the cases will be allowed to proceed so that they can get a 9-0 ruling. Roberts may be a squish, but he does have a lot of 9-0 rulings to his credit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2025 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

69 I never liked saying the pledge in school because it felt too much like praying to the flag. I kneel to God, not the nation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

There's a lot of problems with the pledge that can be fixed by proper phrasing

Instead of
"I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the united states of America
and to the republic for which it stands"

Saying
"I pledge allegiance
to the flag of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands"

gives you a better sense of what you're pledging allegiance to.

But yes, I understand your reluctance.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 06:52 PM (LsB7C)

70 The President rode in the motorcade down Elm Street in front of Dealey Plaza when (redacted) the grassy knoll along with (redacted) from the roof of the Book Suppository building as well as (redacted) from behind the motorcade. (Redacted) then (redacted) and after (redacted)...Three (redacted) (redacted) (redacted) were then (redacted)...Lee Harvey Oswald was (redacted) to be (redacted).

Posted by: JFK Files 2025 at March 17, 2025 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

71 large-cootered donut wagon Fani Willis
---
That pussy big as a hat!

Posted by: Richard Pryor at March 17, 2025 06:52 PM (paSBy)

72 So NBC left out some facts.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2025 06:50 PM (W/lyH)
---
I shannot believe that!

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (krQz2)

73 21 Whoopi Goldberg is sad that her terrorist and rapist illegal alien pals are afraid of being deported.

Most sane people would call that "good news" mophead
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What did mops ever do to you to insult them like that? Have you ever seen what she does to her hair.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (0Htd1)

74 Nick Cage & Mel Gibson & Generic Black Woman ending the prison takeover of the El Salvador Mega Prison!

Gibson is right wing and Cage made a movie against cancel culture a couple of years ago so if he is political he's not some crazy leftwinger.

Generic Black Woman though? Especially if she is sassy? Now that's a Netflix production right there

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (t0Rmr)

75 large-cootered donut wagon

Donuts with large cooters!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (l13zv)

76 Heck, I don't fully trust that Five Eyes won't just drown them in a toilet.

Hunter dies in South Africa, nobody is going to suspect the US government. Besides at this point I don't think those guys could arrange a bar mitzvah, let alone an assassination.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (2VST1)

77
Bienvenudos...a la Roca!
Posted by: garrett

Top 10 movie of all time!

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (9RB1C)

78 South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (37aB+)

Kind of like the movie, The Thing, except without the alien.
Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 06:51 PM (mADJX)

I was going to say, this sounds like the plot to a porn parody of The Thing.

Which could probably also be called 'The Thing'...

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (g1h/9)

79 When I heard about the craziness at the South African Antarctic station, my first thought was "is Kurt Russell there?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (bVN1m)

80 Have you considerd the power, the majesty, and the magic of AND, or are you too young to be so cynical?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

I suppose, but I just mean, if tomorrow's release is a big fat nothing, then that's an indication they still control what they do.

If Team Trump manages to release data that implicates the CIA, then something has changed.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2025 06:54 PM (dGCAG)

81
But it's got to have Pedro Pascal, Zendaya, and Jason Momoa in it too.

Sorry, them's the rules.
Posted by: eleven

And Gus fucking Fring!

They're putting that guy in everything. He SUCKS.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2025 06:54 PM (9RB1C)

82 He got TRUMPED!!!. That's my President!

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2025 06:54 PM (vFG9F)

83 Hunter dies in South Africa, nobody is going to suspect the US government. Besides at this point I don't think those guys could arrange a bar mitzvah, let alone an assassination.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (2VST1)
---
The amazing thing is that he hasn't already died of an OD.

I suspect the fear of the pardon being stripped will push his sad, broken soul over the brink.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

84
South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 06:41 PM (37aB+)
-----------

Hunter found dead in a pool of vomit with a crack pipe next to him with a dead hooker on the couch is the most likely scenario.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

85 I'm every bit as heterosexual as Corey Booker.

Posted by: Pedro Pascal at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (paSBy)

86 large-cootered donut wagon Fani Willis

It's. The. Doomsday. Machine.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

87
Remember when you see Whoopie and others with the dread locks that...

they don't wash that

Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)

88 I never liked saying the pledge in school because it felt too much like praying to the flag. I kneel to God, not the nation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:47 PM (2VST1)

We had a Christian flag and a Christian pledge. My daughter's school does too.

Posted by: pookysgirl, entertaining a Miku addict at March 17, 2025 06:56 PM (Wt5PA)

89 Trump should take the SS from malaria and satchel Obama too...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2025 06:57 PM (VE6XX)

90 they don't wash that
Posted by: Auspex

Obviously not, do you know how difficult it is to fit your entire head into the wringer on the mop bucket?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 06:57 PM (LsB7C)

91 Yeah, I read several stories on this deported professor over the weekend.
All of them emphasized she had a "valid visa," that she was a professor and a doctor.
All of them portrayed her visit to Lebanon as merely a routine visit; some saying "to see family" but most not even saying why.
All of them quoted only family members and CAIR all repeating how horrible and evil it was.
They all knew the real reason she went and why she was detained.

I knew something stunk not just from what they were clearly leaving out but also how CAIR was involved.

But the left really, really, really thought they finally had a sympathetic, innocent victim to hammer Trump.
LOLGF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 06:57 PM (7oyRZ)

92 Goodbye, Hamas supporting cunt.
Fuck you.

/Rant off

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2025 06:57 PM (ufFY8)

93 I see A. H. Lloyd and I have similar "demise of Hunter" scenarios.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

94 Remember when you see Whoopie and others with the dread locks that...

they don't wash that
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)

Have you been seeing those ads for 'whole body deodorant?' Those exist for a reason.

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 06:57 PM (g1h/9)

95 I was going to note this on Friday: Trump is approaching the point where he will simply declare, accurately, that the lower courts are not co-equal to the presidency, only the Supreme Court is

I've been hitting this point so much I should get a hat tip.

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at March 17, 2025 06:58 PM (Q91V2)

96
Months ago I told you we'd probably never see biden in public again until he's in a coffin.

IF we ever do see biden, again, I think we will be shocked at how bad he looks and acts. They were doping him up so much.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2025 06:58 PM (9RB1C)

97 I’m starting to like this Trump fellow

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2025 06:58 PM (74/ii)

98 So NBC left out some facts.
Isn't that pretty much standard for them on every story?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2025 06:50 PM (W/lyH)

That or rigging pyrotechnics in Chevy truck gas tanks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2025 06:58 PM (Aqu9a)

99 We had a Christian flag and a Christian pledge. My daughter's school does too.
Posted by: pookysgirl, entertaining a Miku addic

I've visited schools that did that.

I'm glad mine never did.

It felt like it cheapened the Faith, lowering it to the level of allegiance to a mere country.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 06:58 PM (LsB7C)

100 Speaking of Bidens dancing the ol' mortal coil shuffle, has Joe been seen in public since 20 January?

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 06:59 PM (g1h/9)

101 South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it!

NASA will be down to get you in a year or two. ha ha

Posted by: Elon Musk at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

102 87 Remember when you see Whoopie and others with the dread locks that...

they don't wash that Auspex at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM

Does she still wear dreadlocks? I always thought that hair style was very unbecoming on her. Her hair looked like a wig made out of dog turds.

Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (mADJX)

103 REEEEEE

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (GhIJO)

104 Remember when you see Whoopie and others with the dread locks that...
they don't wash that

Word.

Posted by: Smelly Space Chick at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (mH6SG)

105 > 28 Apparently Trump has pulled the secret service details from Hunter and Ashley Biden.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)

According to Trump, Hunter had 18 agents assigned to him. Ashley had 13.

Figure at least half of them were kept busy making pizza, beer, and dope runs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (W5ArC)

106 >>We had a Christian flag and a Christian pledge.

Yeah...No thanks.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (npXNI)

107
Frederick Weatherly, an English lawyer, wrote "Danny Boy".

Take that you fairy fucking Irish fucktards, and the same to
taint Patrick.

Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (j4U/Z)

108 Two most important things I learned from law school and practicing law were never do cocaine ever and always take your checkbook to court.
Posted by: NCKate

Apparently I should have gone to law school.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * slow dancing at March 17, 2025 07:01 PM (SaMN7)

109 Remember when you see Whoopie and others with the dread locks that...

they don't wash that
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM

Call me.

Posted by: Summer's Eve at March 17, 2025 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Isn't Hunter's wife a white Jewish South African,? The commies down there would like that trophy on the wall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2025 07:01 PM (bVN1m)

111 I'm surprised the Statue of Liberty still wears her robes. That is made from heavy gauge copper sheet Crack heads would strip her clean if given the chance.
Funny factoid the SoL was reskinned for the 1976 Bicentrbial. During the process long black streaks were showing up down the length of the statue. . It took months to discover the streaks were caused by workers pissing off the scaffold onto the statue..
Whoopsie!

Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 07:01 PM (37aB+)

112 We should have bombed that Funeral.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 06:39 PM (npXNI)

X-ray laser, directed from space.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2025 07:01 PM (MqtqS)

113 Remember when you see Whoopie and others with the dread locks that...

they don't wash that
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)

Have you been seeing those ads for 'whole body deodorant?' Those exist for a reason.
Posted by: Vanya

Lume !

Posted by: Lume at March 17, 2025 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

114 That or rigging pyrotechnics in Chevy truck gas tanks.

"look that damned truck would not catch fire no matter how we hit it, and the entire segment was about the truck being dangerous!"
--Baba Wawa

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 07:01 PM (2VST1)

115 "Late on Sunday, a team of lawyers from the firm of Arnold & Porter, who had been set to represent the family, withdrew from the case, telling the court their decision was made "as a result of further diligence.""

---

Yeah, I think they saw there's more evidence of terrorist support than attending the funeral

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (GhIJO)

116 I was going to note this on Friday: Trump is approaching the point where he will simply declare, accurately, that the lower courts are not co-equal to the presidency, only the Supreme Court is.

I hadn't considered that aspect of the dispute, but I like it.

Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (mADJX)

117 when does the sup court start blocking these lawsuits by saying "no standing"?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (CWTWj)

118 Whoopie's made bank on an unrelenting stream of truly idiotic pronunciamentos. For some reason I just thought of her take on AR-15's and hunting. She said no one would ever use an AR for hunting deer, because it would "turn the deer to hamburger."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (paSBy)

119 > Does she still wear dreadlocks? I always thought that hair style was very unbecoming on her. Her hair looked like a wig made out of dog turds.
Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (mADJX)

Yep. If you're not Bob Marley, you should not wear dreads.

Exception: Morgan Freeman rocked 'em in the Ben-Hur remake (which I still can't understand why it got panned --- I thought it was great. Probably because of the overt Christian message).

In a similar vein, if you aren't Toshiro Mifune in a samurai movie, Leave. The Man Bun. Alone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (W5ArC)

120 I would prefer that Trump mock the lower courts mercilessly in legalese and THEN say they are ignoring them. This could help morale in the DOJ for some 'sick burns'.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)

121
Just kidding. Drinking a pint o Guinness with some bog-hopping retards momentarily.

Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (j4U/Z)

122 So Trump should just say 'No standing.'

Huh. That could be fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (bss/y)

123 a Christian flag

Although in recent years Christian businesses in my town have taken to flying that flag during June, to troll the Rainbow Brigade.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 07:03 PM (LsB7C)

124 Democrats and a lot of their judges don't seem to understand Americans are tired of out of control government, of which the judiciary is perceived a part of.
---
yeah, they are pretty deep in the delusion that they think America views them as neutral parties, merely calling balls and strikes.

They have no clue that Roberts' "there are no Democrat judges, there are no Republican judges" wasn't just mocked but was pretty fucking insulting to the majority of Americans.

But I agree with the above: There are at least 5 votes now to Hulk Smash the shit out of these district judges.
The kind of ass-tanning that'll sting for decades.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:03 PM (7oyRZ)

125 Four on the floor Fanny hit with a $54,000 fine.

Is she liable personally?; Or, is this just another outrage visited upon the poor beleaguered taxpayer of Fulton County?

My bet is upon the latter.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2025 07:03 PM (04lxq)

126 Have you hugged a leprechaun today? Had a roll in 4 leaf clover?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2025 07:03 PM (j6NlC)

127 Remember when you see Whoopie and others with the dread locks that...

they don't wash that
Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)

Fun story: My cousin, who was quite the character, got dreadlocks his freshman year at college. He rarely washed his hair after that and his friends even pinned a VW badge into the back of his hair.

The next year his good friend got cancer, and as a fundraiser for the friend, my cousin promised that if he got $5k in a month, he'd cut the dreds off. He got that amount within a week, including a huge donation from our grandma, plus a smaller donation from the friend with cancer. A platform was set up on campus, and several people got turns with the razor. The friend ended up passing away not long after, but it's a great memory my cousin has of him.

Posted by: pookysgirl, entertaining a Miku addict at March 17, 2025 07:03 PM (Wt5PA)

128
30 >>South African Scientists Stranded in Antarctic Base Plead for Help as Mission Member Sexually Harasses and Threatens To Kill a Colleague
——-

Who are we to criticize their culture? Permission denied

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2025 07:04 PM (04lxq)

129 As Grump928 has noted several times, the Supreme Court is the third branch, not "the judiciary" and yeah I had not really thought about it. But it makes sense: the federal court system is created and defined by congress. The federal courts can deal with individual cases of specific people (like, a guy suing the department of education because they violated his contract) but overruling the president? Based on what authority??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 07:05 PM (2VST1)

130 > 112 We should have bombed that Funeral.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 06:39 PM (npXNI)

Nukes in a checkerboard pattern, all across the country.

Just to be sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2025 07:05 PM (W5ArC)

131 Poor Tren de Aragua. All they did was take over ONE apartment unit!

Don't we have enough that we can spare ONE apartment unit!

It's just ONE!

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)

132 The media keeps cheering all of these court orders.

Giggling and high-fiving as they think they are stopping Trump.

No one has been hired back.
No one has been paid.
No one deported has been returned.

So ... what are you winning, exactly?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:06 PM (7oyRZ)

133 The media keeps cheering all of these court orders.

Giggling and high-fiving as they think they are stopping Trump.

No one has been hired back.
No one has been paid.
No one deported has been returned.

So ... what are you winning, exactly?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:06 PM (7oyRZ)

They're playing poker for chips, not money or anything real.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 07:07 PM (VNX3d)

134 126 Have you hugged a leprechaun today? Had a roll in 4 leaf clover?

roll in ze hay > roll in 4 leaf clover

Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2025 07:07 PM (oY6Yp)

135 So ... what are you winning, exactly?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

The news coverage, mostly.

You have to remember that these are the people who think saying something means it's true and done.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 07:07 PM (LsB7C)

136 No one has been hired back.
No one has been paid.
No one deported has been returned.

So ... what are you winning, exactly?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:06 PM (7oyRZ)
---------------

The left love theatrics over achievement. This is just more of the same.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

137 Based on what authority??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 07:05 PM (2VST1)

They're the High Priests, my man. That's their authority. 'No one is above the law' and they decide what 'the law' means, which means they make the decisions that no one is above.

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:08 PM (g1h/9)

138 Apropos of nothing, but from a distance Vivek Ramaswamy's X profile pic looks like some kind of patriotic mushroom.

https://x.com/VivekGRamaswamy/photo

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2025 07:08 PM (W5ArC)

139 119 In a similar vein, if you aren't Toshiro Mifune in a samurai movie, Leave. The Man Bun. Alone. - Rodrigo Borgia

We are on the same page. I recollect that they were once (and may still be) referred to as "dork knobs".

Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:09 PM (mADJX)

140 I would prefer that Trump mock the lower courts mercilessly in legalese and THEN say they are ignoring them. This could help morale in the DOJ for some 'sick burns'.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)
---
I would prefer they just ignore them than say that they are ignoring them.

Have a representative go to Court, cite them the precedent that says they have no legal jurisdiction, and leave.

Send federal marshals when the Court tries to take your reps into custody. It it comes to it. Cut the power to the building until they release the President's representatives.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)

141 Yes! Only scotus can tell the president t something is illegal. Any pissant district judge’s opinion has no validity.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:09 PM (Qv+mB)

142 The left love theatrics over achievement. This is just more of the same.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

and giant papier mache heads, don't forget.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2025 07:10 PM (Aqu9a)

143 I read the Doctor Professor chick had terrorist sympathizing info on her phone which is the reason she got Das Boot!
Was she arrested for something that gave probable cause for her phone to be searched?

Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 07:10 PM (37aB+)

144 Have you hugged a leprechaun today? Had a roll in 4 leaf clover?

roll in ze hay > roll in 4 leaf clover
Posted by: anachronda

roll in the flour > foll in ze hay > roll in 4 leaf clover

Posted by: Fanny Willis at March 17, 2025 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

145 In a similar vein, if you aren't Toshiro Mifune in a samurai movie, Leave. The Man Bun. Alone. - Rodrigo Borgia

We are on the same page. I recollect that they were once (and may still be) referred to as "dork knobs".
Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:09 PM (mADJX)

They remind me of the top of tied garbage bags.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 07:10 PM (VNX3d)

146 The media keeps cheering all of these court orders.

Giggling and high-fiving as they think they are stopping Trump.

No one has been hired back.
No one has been paid.
No one deported has been returned.

So ... what are you winning, exactly?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:06 PM

In their brains they think they are the French resistance during WWII.

The good part is, they are making their own attack ads for whoever runs against the dem nominee in 2028. They are for illegal gang bangers, they are for protecting government fraudulent spending, they are for open borders, they are for shutting down the government and kicking federal employees to the curb, etc. Vance or whoever gets the primary nod has hundreds of hours of free attack ad material already.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 17, 2025 07:10 PM (e5NfL)

147 keep hearing that the Pledge was also invented by a communist, but since those of us who are native-born American citizens don't take an oath of citizenship, I guess it can stay.

At my school we always had fun not saying the "indivisible" part, though. Especially after a semester of Civil War History.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2025 06:45 PM (LsB7C)

"effectively indivisible unless Jeff Davis hires Braxton Bragg beyond all reason"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

148 Ilhan Omar says the Alien Enemies Act in "un-American." It was signed by John Adams in 1798.

https://tinyurl.com/zn98c972

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2025 07:11 PM (paSBy)

149 Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (j4U

What's the matter with Saint Patrick? After being kidnapped by Irish pirates from his home at age 16 in what would have probably become Wales, and been a slave shepherding sheep until he was 22 and having a brief captivity and then almost starving to death he still returned as a priest to evangelize the Irish because he still loved the Irish people. That's a story of grace over bitterness

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2025 07:11 PM (H2P2+)

150 Deporting terrorist sympathizers? Oh, no!

Anyway....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2025 07:12 PM (Wnv9h)

151 "Late on Sunday, a team of lawyers from the firm of Arnold & Porter, who had been set to represent the family, withdrew from the case, telling the court their decision was made "as a result of further diligence.""
---
Yeah, I think they saw there's more evidence of terrorist support than attending the funeral
---
Oh yeah. Probably a shit-load.

Kinda off-hand in the story is the agents queried her about stuff she delated off of her phone.

Um? How did they know what was deleted?

Forgotten by most Americans, but is was a big controversy a few years back:
Customs don't need a warrant to search your phone.
IIRC, folks were shocked at being pulled over near the border "for no reason" and being searched, including their phones.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:12 PM (7oyRZ)

152 As Grump928 has noted several times, the Supreme Court is the third branch, not "the judiciary" and yeah I had not really thought about it. But it makes sense: the federal court system is created and defined by congress. The federal courts can deal with individual cases of specific people (like, a guy suing the department of education because they violated his contract) but overruling the president? Based on what authority??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 07:05 PM (2VST1)
---
It's the reason that when a suit is against a state, it's not for lower courts to hear. States are Constitution-level entities, the Court is a Constitutional entity.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

153 >>What's the matter with Saint Patrick?

Ginger Lover.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:13 PM (npXNI)

154 Blue Cheese
Low Tide
Swamp Gas

Posted by: Rejected Lume Scents at March 17, 2025 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

155 What's the matter with Saint Patrick? After being kidnapped by Irish pirates from his home at age 16 in what would have probably become Wales, and been a slave shepherding sheep until he was 22 and having a brief captivity and then almost starving to death he still returned as a priest to evangelize the Irish because he still loved the Irish people. That's a story of grace over bitterness
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2025 07:11 PM (H2P2+)

Plus snakes, don't neglect the snakes.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

156 ...large-cootered donut wagon...
_________________________

I have no real comments. I just thought the term should rise to the apex of the lexicon.

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2025 07:14 PM (dIske)

157 Trump 2.0 is awesome. I fully support the deport and I fully support ignoring these retarded lower court judges.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at March 17, 2025 07:14 PM (jPdyB)

158 Is today Whacking Day?

Is that why the Irish are so Uppity?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:14 PM (npXNI)

159 Forgotten by most Americans, but is was a big controversy a few years back:
Customs don't need a warrant to search your phone.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:12 PM (7oyRZ)
---
Even more shocking recently: You don't OWN any cash they catch you with.

This is why we have to reign know-it-all judges in. They are making a lot of fiat law on stupid shit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (krQz2)

160 Was she arrested for something that gave probable cause for her phone to be searched?
Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 07:10 PM (37aB+)

"The department did not say how it knew that Dr. Alawieh had attended the funeral, which was held in a sports stadium and attracted tens of thousands of people. It also did not respond to questions about whether Dr. Alawieh has been accused of a crime or immigration violation."

If she has a smartphone, and she had it in her purse at the funeral-- and the answer to both of those is almost certainly 'yes'-- they could had the means to know she was there. And if they knew that, the probable cause could be 'You attended the funeral of a known terrorist leader'.

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (g1h/9)

161 There was that joke about Trump curing cancer and NYT headlines about unemployed cancer doctors. We’re literally there. No sane person wants Venezuelan gangs here. Not even leftists. But if Trump is for it they’re against it. No matter what it is. It’s just reflexive now.

It’s fascinating.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (Qv+mB)

162 148 Ilhan Omar says the Alien Enemies Act in "un-American." It was signed by John Adams in 1798. - Meade Lux Lewis

Probably with an autopen.

Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (mADJX)

163 Tire Fire
Durian Delight
Whoopi''s Dreads

Posted by: Rejected Lume Scents at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

164 How do you tell if a Leprechaun is happy?

He's Dublin clover in laughter.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (VNX3d)

165 I have no real comments. I just thought the term should rise to the apex of the lexicon.
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2025 07:14 PM (dIske)

I haz sadz.

Posted by: Fartclam at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (PiwSw)

166 What's the matter with Saint Patrick? After being kidnapped by Irish pirates from his home at age 16 in what would have probably become Wales, and been a slave shepherding sheep until he was 22 and having a brief captivity and then almost starving to death he still returned as a priest to evangelize the Irish because he still loved the Irish people. That's a story of grace over bitterness
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2025 07:11 PM (H2P2+)

On balance though, would it have been better if he'd driven all the Irish out, and left the rats?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

167 Hunter dies in South Africa, nobody is going to suspect the US government. Besides at this point I don't think those guys could arrange a bar mitzvah, let alone an assassination.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 06:53 PM (2VST1)

---------------

What are the odds of Beau AND Hunter both having been assassinated in South Africa?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (Y8Oq4)

168 I haven't seen any leprechauns around here today. But I've spent most of the day cleaning my house.
If I do see a leprechaun, I promise I will drop kick the little fucker back to Ireland. Nasty, vicious, little bastards.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (4XwPj)

169 Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

I think that was symbolism in snakes standing in for Pagans but it's a neat story.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (42Vb+)

170 Um? How did they know what was deleted?

Forgotten by most Americans, but is was a big controversy a few years back:
Customs don't need a warrant to search your phone.
IIRC, folks were shocked at being pulled over near the border "for no reason" and being searched, including their phones.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:12 PM (7oyRZ)
When you delete a file, for speed the file is just marked as deleted and the space will not be re-used until new files are added that cover it.

Special software can unmark that file and these would be interesting for investigators.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (n7h9X)

171 156 I have no real comments. I just thought the term should rise to the apex of the lexicon.

Maybe we can feature it in the dust jacket design of the hardcover edition.

Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:17 PM (mADJX)

172 Ilhan Omar is unAmerican and should be deported for immigration fraud.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at March 17, 2025 07:17 PM (jPdyB)

173 Poll of Donks.

Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
Follow
CNN poll: Who do you think the leader of the Democratic Party is?

AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
Hakeem Jeffries 6%
Barack Obama 4%
Jasmine Crockett 4%
Gavin Newsom 2%
Nancy Pelosi 2%
Elissa Slotkin 2%
Chuck Schumer 2%
Tim Walz 1%

-
Not a decent person in the bunch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 17, 2025 07:17 PM (L/fGl)

174 Plus snakes, don't neglect the snakes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

Oh poop! Was it snakes?

Well, snakes or rats. Either/or.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2025 07:17 PM (dGCAG)

175 The media keeps cheering all of these court orders.

Giggling and high-fiving as they think they are stopping Trump.

No one has been hired back.
No one has been paid.
No one deported has been returned.

So ... what are you winning, exactly?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:06 PM

Thousands were hired back today. Most were put on administrative leave. But they are being paid.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:17 PM (Qv+mB)

176 Those snakes are on our plane!!!

Posted by: Smelly Space Chick at March 17, 2025 07:18 PM (mH6SG)

177 I haven't seen any leprechauns around here today. But I've spent most of the day cleaning my house.
If I do see a leprechaun, I promise I will drop kick the little fucker back to Ireland. Nasty, vicious, little bastards.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (4XwPj)

He will leave stale marshmallows in your cereal.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:18 PM (n7h9X)

178
Roll me over in the clover,
Do it again.

Posted by: The Leprechaun at March 17, 2025 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

179 It’s fascinating.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (Qv+mB)

I've said this before, but I want Trump, in one of his speeches, to talk about how much he loves oxygen. How it's great for you, Bobby Kennedy agrees, all of MAGA loves oxygen, he's thinking of teaming with Elon Musk to produce O2-2.0, which will be the best and most luxurious oxygen ever made, right here in America, etc., etc.

Now, I'm not saying I want anyone to do anything bad to themselves. I'm just saying... I'm curious.

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:18 PM (g1h/9)

180 Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (dGCAG

Well, no. Patrick is not responsible for the troubles between the Protestants and the Catholics nor for the current autocratic left wing lunacy,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2025 07:18 PM (42Vb+)

181 But if Trump is for it they’re against it. No matter what it is. It’s just reflexive now.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (Qv+mB)
---
That's how I define tribalism. When you decide to agree or disagree based on who agreed or disagreed to it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)

182 Trump is trying to start a civil war.
Well that and what does Elon Musk have on me.
-Maxine Waters

Posted by: I I'm gumby damn it! at March 17, 2025 07:19 PM (37aB+)

183 If she has a smartphone, and she had it in her purse at the funeral-- and the answer to both of those is almost certainly 'yes'-- they could had the means to know she was there. And if they knew that, the probable cause could be 'You attended the funeral of a known terrorist leader'.
Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (g1h/9)

Probability that she kept the phone in her purse and did not take selfies with known terrorists which she then posted on social media: Effectively zero.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2025 07:19 PM (KfFMd)

184 I read the Doctor Professor chick had terrorist sympathizing info on her phone which is the reason she got Das Boot!
Was she arrested for something that gave probable cause for her phone to be searched?
--
No PC needed to search you at the border.
Cute border collie sniffing your luggage and sitting shoulda told ya'

Reading between the lines of the story:
They've been watching her for a while. And they knew why she went.
And that she likely ferried something from the US over there to give to the people she met.
Because she thinks the US men will assume she's just an innocent woman.
The whole "pull her for additional screening" wasn't to determine what she did, but to confirm, by her lying about it.

Next shoe to drop: She won't land in Lebanon. She's going to have weeks of interrogation before she gets turned. Or turned over to her terrorist pals.
Win-win.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:20 PM (7oyRZ)

185
I wouldn't want that Hezbollah-loving doctor treating me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:20 PM (Y2nZm)

186 Saint Patrick was a paisan. His father, Calpurnius was a Roman diplomat. His mother, Conchessa, was also suspected to be Roman.

E ora sapete tutta la storia.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2025 07:20 PM (NdPqb)

187 My dream speech from Trunp…

suicide is bad. I mean it. Don’t blow your brains out. Seriously don’t. Please do not.

Next day…

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:20 PM (Qv+mB)

188 What are the odds of Beau AND Hunter both having been assassinated in South Africa?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (Y8Oq4)

if they have information that will lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton, 77 percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

189 Follow
CNN poll: Who do you think the leader of the Democratic Party is?

AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
Hakeem Jeffries 6%
Barack Obama 4%
Jasmine Crockett 4%
Gavin Newsom 2%
Nancy Pelosi 2%
Elissa Slotkin 2%
Chuck Schumer 2%
Tim Walz 1%

-
Not a decent person in the bunch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

=====
An enterprising television network could turn this into the premise for a real Hunger Games.

"Leadership of the Democrat Party is the prize. May the odds be ever in your favor." The ratings would be to die for.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 17, 2025 07:21 PM (8AONa)

190 "If they can just come up and take somebody because they've made a decision that you're supposed to be that person, anyone of us could find ourselves being deported to some country we've never been," Goldberg sai

She's a fucking retahd

Posted by: And a willing and knowing liar. But mostly retahded at March 17, 2025 07:21 PM (SIX3A)

191 Get those melon farming snakes
Off this Monday to Friday plane!!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 17, 2025 07:21 PM (wBaIH)

192 CNN poll: Who do you think the leader of the Democratic Party is?

AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
Hakeem Jeffries 6%
Barack Obama 4%
Jasmine Crockett 4%
Gavin Newsom 2%
Nancy Pelosi 2%
Elissa Slotkin 2%
Chuck Schumer 2%
Tim Walz 1%

-
Not a decent person in the bunch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 17, 2025 07:17 PM (L/fGl)
---
More than that, it shows how scattered the Democrat party is. Only one person technically qualifies as "in the double digits"?

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:21 PM (krQz2)

193 What's the matter with Saint Patrick?

Roman Colonialist.

Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2025 07:21 PM (j4U/Z)

194 >>CNN poll: Who do you think the leader of the Democratic Party is?

AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
Hakeem Jeffries 6%
Barack Obama 4%
Jasmine Crockett 4%
Gavin Newsom 2%

Tell me again how Gavin Newsome is a Threat.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (npXNI)

195 Though they did deport Roman Maroni to Sweden.

Posted by: Wasn't from there at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (SIX3A)

196 If I do see a leprechaun, I promise I will drop kick the little fucker back to Ireland. Nasty, vicious, little bastards.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 17, 2025 07:16 PM (4XwPj)

Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood!

Posted by: Leprechaun 5: In The Hood at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

197 Ginger Lover.

We don't cotton to your kind around here, son.

Posted by: Mary Anne Lovers at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

198 Well, no. Patrick is not responsible for the troubles between the Protestants and the Catholics nor for the current autocratic left wing lunacy,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2025 07:18 PM (42Vb+)

I'm just asking, would Ireland be better off with snakes or the Irish?

Seems like a tossup to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

199 Not a decent person in the bunch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 17, 2025 07:17 PM (L/fGl)
____________________________

No clear winner either. That's, most definitely, a byproduct of the aggressive dismantling of the Democrat graft machine by DOGE and Cabinet holders. They're all dirty as sin (whether through graft, illicit funds, kickbacks, fraudulent voters etc.) They know the second they try and lead the party DOGE and the DOJ is going to vet them thoroughly. And, they'll turn up career ending information.

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM (dIske)

200 Tell me again how Gavin Newsome is a Threat.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (npXNI)

Don't underestimate us.

Posted by: Big Hairgel at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

201 Tell me again how Gavin Newsome is a Threat.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (npXNI)

Well, if you're in his office and the floor is covered with the New York Times style section and Huey Lewis and the News is playing, I'd definitely feel threatened.

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM (g1h/9)

202
Thousands were hired back today. Most were put on administrative leave. But they are being paid.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

=============

As long as their logons and badges are disabled, I don't care that much if they get a few months' pay.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM (Y2nZm)

203 I heard on the radio today that St Patrick was originally associated with the color blue. And only later did it become green since Ireland is Emerald Isle. Kinda marketing inspired.

No idea how true it is.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM (Qv+mB)

204 Curiously, there doesn't seem to be a Saint Todd.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM (Aqu9a)

205 suicide is bad. I mean it. Don’t blow your brains out. Seriously don’t. Please do not.

Next day…
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:20 PM (Qv+mB)
---
Trump should not be interfering with our rights of self-determination! (<< People who told you to GET THE SHOT! and wanted to see your papers, because SCREW YOUR RIGHTS, this is an emergency!!)

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:24 PM (krQz2)

206 Ilhan Omar says the Alien Enemies Act in "un-American." It was signed by John Adams in 1798.
-----------
She should have never been allowed entry, and should be deported.

Posted by: Crusader at March 17, 2025 07:24 PM (TN0g+)

207 >>Well, if you're in his office and the floor is covered with the New York Times style section and Huey Lewis and the News is playin

What is really funny is that BOTH Huey and Gavin have houses right up the road from my place.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:24 PM (npXNI)

208 202
Thousands were hired back today. Most were put on administrative leave. But they are being paid.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

=============

As long as their logons and badges are disabled, I don't care that much if they get a few months' pay.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM (Y2nZm)

Depends on how those lawsuits go. And if Trunp tells the judges to fuck off or not.

But for now they are rehired and getting paid.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:24 PM (Qv+mB)

209 Leprechauns are retarded elves who failed Santa’s Workshop course and were sent on the short bus to a special school in Ireland.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2025 07:24 PM (NdPqb)

210 They still love Bonnie and Clyde.

So plug that info into your polls.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at March 17, 2025 07:25 PM (+Pqmf)

211 I too love me some gingers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 07:25 PM (2VST1)

212 As long as their logons and badges are disabled, I don't care that much if they get a few months' pay.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

This. It follows the same principle I operated under when my kids lived at home: to wit, in the event that my credit card was stolen, I wouldn't have reported it. The thief couldn't have possibly spent as much as the kids did.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2025 07:25 PM (cYBz/)

213 Leprechauns are retarded elves who failed Santa’s Workshop course and were sent on the short bus to a special school in Ireland.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2025 07:24 PM (NdPqb)
---
There wasn't enough gold in Santa's workshop.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:26 PM (krQz2)

214 You can call her Drunk Fanni, just don't call her Cooter Brown.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 17, 2025 07:26 PM (xSzr/)

215 Keep in mind:
Do not fuck around coming across the border.
Any border.

Sure, the US was slap-dick, lolly-gag and grab-ass for the last few decades for most shit.

But: Those laws have really big teeth.

I'll note: Her plane left just before 8pm on Friday. I haven't seen a single mention of any of her family speaking to her since then.
Or where she is at.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2025 07:26 PM (7oyRZ)

216 Thousands were hired back today. Most were put on administrative leave. But they are being paid.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

=============

As long as their logons and badges are disabled, I don't care that much if they get a few months' pay.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM

Yep, let them collect a paycheck for sitting around doing nothing, in most cases that is why they got fired. Pull their CAC card and they can't do diddly squat except sit there. At least this way they can't do any more damage without access to any system.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 17, 2025 07:26 PM (e5NfL)

217 Tell me again how Gavin Newsome is a Threat.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:22 PM (npXNI)

Well, if you're in his office and the floor is covered with the New York Times style section and Huey Lewis and the News is playing, I'd definitely feel threatened.
-----------
Sometimes bad is bad...

Posted by: Crusader at March 17, 2025 07:26 PM (TN0g+)

218 >>AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
Hakeem Jeffries 6%
Barack Obama 4%
Jasmine Crockett 4%
Gavin Newsom 2%
Nancy Pelosi 2%
Elissa Slotkin 2%
Chuck Schumer 2%
Tim Walz 1%

Exactly what I was saying earlier. There isn't a normal person in this group and these are the people vying for the leadership of the party.

They are in deep doo doo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 07:26 PM (LkLld)

219
CNN poll: Who do you think the leader of the Democratic Party is?

AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
Hakeem Jeffries 6%
Barack Obama 4%
Jasmine Crockett 4%
Gavin Newsom 2%
Nancy Pelosi 2%
Elissa Slotkin 2%
Chuck Schumer 2%
Tim Walz 1%

=============

Where's the other 50%?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:27 PM (Y2nZm)

220 Youngbloods frontman Jesse Colin Young passes away at 83

https://mol.im/a/14508909

Posted by: Ciampino - The Humor Continues at March 17, 2025 07:27 PM (KjLnc)

221 irish confetti:

https://tinyurl.com/ub2hk747

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2025 07:27 PM (CWTWj)

222 Hockey fans have to be satisfied with the celebration of St. Hattrick.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:27 PM (krQz2)

223 There wasn't enough gold in Santa's workshop.
Posted by: Axeman

Did someone say gooooold?

Posted by: Gold Member at March 17, 2025 07:27 PM (ftFVW)

224 Where's the other 50%?

These are Democrats, don't expect them to do math well

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)

225 Terrorist professor tried to delete the incriminating files from her phone. She forgot to empty the deleted items folder. DHS found the folder. She obviously knew they were problematic. Enjoy AQ in Lebanon.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2025 07:28 PM (NdPqb)

226 A 200 year old law is un-American. But a Hamas loving brother fucker is as American as apple pie.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:28 PM (Qv+mB)

227 "If they can just come up and take somebody because they've made a decision that you're supposed to be that person, anyone of us could find ourselves being deported to some country we've never been," Goldberg said. "Well you know, it is very clear to me that if we don't continue to say, listen, I understand you want to clean out all the bad stuff, I get it. But why do you now have access to my personal information? I get the things you're trying to do, I don't get why you're taking my stuff, not just me personally, but every single one of you and your constitutional right of free speech."

-- --

This is Whoopi in peak intellectual mode.

And she's paid millions of dollars a year to spout all of this nonsensical Cliff's Notes' sloganeering and absolute fearmongering fit-for-purpose to hit the brains of Karens and Wine Aunts everywhere.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2025 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

228 Also, those percentages only add up to 50 (unless my mental math is weak, which is possible).

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:28 PM (g1h/9)

229 CNN poll: Who do you think the leader of the Democratic Party is?

AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
Hakeem Jeffries 6%
Barack Obama 4%
Jasmine Crockett 4%
Gavin Newsom 2%
Nancy Pelosi 2%
Elissa Slotkin 2%
Chuck Schumer 2%
Tim Walz 1%

=============

With her big juicy booty,
that's when I fell for
the leader of the pack

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2025 07:29 PM (Aqu9a)

230 Slimy River Bottom
Cornpoon
Mama's Mash

Posted by: Rejected Lume Scents at March 17, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

231 Curiously, there doesn't seem to be a Saint Todd.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2025 07:23 PM

Fucking Todd.

Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at March 17, 2025 07:29 PM (Q91V2)

232 224 Where's the other 50%?

These are Democrats, don't expect them to do math well
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)
___________________________

They're hedging. Gretchen Whitmer would be on that list.

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2025 07:29 PM (dIske)

233 >>Also, those percentages only add up to 50

Just about 60 by my quick view...but still close to 40% missing.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:29 PM (npXNI)

234 This is Whoopi in peak intellectual mode.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

Ted Danson, if he has any sense of shame at all, should never show his face again.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2025 07:30 PM (cYBz/)

235 JackStraw

No Fetterman in that poll?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

236 Did someone say gooooold?
Posted by: Gold Member at March 17, 2025 07:27 PM (ftFVW)

Story: Around 2005 I went to a couple of schools in Germany and a couple of the other students were Dutch long range patrol guys. They hated Mike Myers, and it took me a few seconds to realize why...

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:31 PM (g1h/9)

237 The leaders of the democrat party are billionaires like Soros.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:31 PM (Qv+mB)

238 Just about 60 by my quick view...but still close to 40% missing.
Posted by: garrett

The pay phone near the cemetery is out of service.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 17, 2025 07:31 PM (ftFVW)

239 JackStraw

No Bootygame either.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 07:31 PM (u82oZ)

240 Ted Danson, if he has any sense of shame at all, should never show his face again.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2025 07:30 PM (cYBz/)

-- --

I'll never figure that one out.
He went from Diana and Rebecca to the ugly chick from The Color Purple.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

241 >>Ted Danson, if he has any sense of shame at all, should never show his face again.

I will say this much about Ted...when the Oceans failed to die, he stopped making retarded predictions.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (npXNI)

242 No Fetterman in that poll?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

Doesn't hate Jews. Shapiro from Penn ain't there either.

Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (g1h/9)

243 Exactly what I was saying earlier. There isn't a normal person in this group and these are the people vying for the leadership of the party.

They are in deep doo doo.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 07:26 PM (LkLld)
--------------

Schumer is somewhat of a realist even though he's lying commie scum. Slotkin, in normal times, might have a chance due to her credentials and her normal person persona. However, loud and crazy seems to be the way to get ahead so it's going to be a fight between AOC and Crockett. There will be injuries.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (tT6L1)

244 If they can just come up and take somebody because they've made a decision that you're supposed to be that person, anyone of us could find ourselves being deported to some country we've never been," Goldberg said. "Well you know, it is very clear to me that if we don't continue to say, listen, I understand you want to clean out all the bad stuff, I get it. But why do you now have access to my personal information? I get the things you're trying to do, I don't get why you're taking my stuff, not just me personally, but every single one of you and your constitutional right of free speech."

----

Thank you, Whoopi, for that fine example of authentic woke gibberish.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (bHGBC)

245
Ilhan Omar says the Alien Enemies Act in "un-American." It was signed by John Adams in 1798.
-----------
She should have never been allowed entry, and should be deported.
Posted by: Crusader

=============

I really REALLY want him to go after her citizenship fraud. IANAL but it should be revocable under scrutiny. That awful person is a flat-out America-hater in a position of power. It's like hiring a p3dophile as school janitor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (Y2nZm)

246 CNN poll: Who do you think the leader of the Democratic Party is?

AOC: 10%
Kamala Harris: 9%
Bernie Sanders: 8%
---
Democrats are barely conscious.

8% of Democrats actually think the party did dirty twice the "leader of their party"?

Do they understand any of these words?

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (krQz2)

247 Wednesday is The Feast of Saint Joseph. It’s one of the most important feast days for Italians.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2025 07:32 PM (NdPqb)

248 Extradite Soros to Hungary or Malaysia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

249 >>No Fetterman in that poll?

No Pritzker or Whitmer either.

I don't think they have a clear frontrunner right now. They don't even know what they stand for. Hating Trump isn't a plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 07:33 PM (LkLld)

250 Actually, despite what NYT says, the 'professor' did NOT have a valid visa. It was revoked due to their support of terrorists. Which the Executive branch of the government has the authority to do at any time. Sort of a "We reserve the right to refuse you service at any time for any reason."

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2025 07:33 PM (NHJR7)

251 So Whoopi thinks killing and raping is free speech?
Interesting take.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:33 PM (Qv+mB)

252 "And Gus fucking Fring!

They're putting that guy in everything. He SUCKS.
Posted by: Soothsayer "

Yeah ....forgot about him. He is terrible.

Totally killed my Breaking Bad buzz.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2025 07:34 PM (0HaGk)

253 Satan is the Democrat Party frontrunner.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2025 07:34 PM (NdPqb)

254 Extradite Soros to Hungary or Malaysia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2025 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

Just dump him over the wall into their embassies in DC. I'm sure they'll be happy to take it from there.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 07:34 PM (VNX3d)

255 I notice Big Mike Obama isn't on that list, either.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:34 PM (npXNI)

256 So Whoopi thinks killing and raping is free speech?
Interesting take.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

It wasn't "rape rape".

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2025 07:34 PM (cYBz/)

257 if they have information that will lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton, 77 percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2025 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

---------------

Funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire at March 17, 2025 07:35 PM (z/lZe)

258 Does she still wear dreadlocks? I always thought that hair style was very unbecoming on her. Her hair looked like a wig made out of dog turds.
Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2025 07:00 PM (mADJX)

"Skank-assed Predator-lookin' beyotch" is also acceptable

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 07:35 PM (D7oie)

259 253 Satan is the Democrat Party frontrunner.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2025 07:34 PM (NdPqb)

I was going to say Beshear but that might be considered nepotism.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2025 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

260 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2025 07:36 PM (VNX3d)

261 We’ve all had beer goggle mistakes in our lives. It’s shameful but it was a one time lapse of judgement. Ted danson dated Whoopi for years. No excuse bro. No fucking excuse.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:36 PM (Qv+mB)

262 255 255 I notice Big Mike Obama isn't on that list, either.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2025 07:34 PM (npXNI)

-- --

Looks like she and O are about to divorce.
That will put a damper on any presidential aspirations.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2025 07:37 PM (6ydKt)

263 >> I notice Big Mike Obama isn't on that list, either.

She's busy with her podcast that nobody is listening to.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2025 07:37 PM (LkLld)

264
Looks like she and O are about to divorce.
That will put a damper on any presidential aspirations.
Posted by: Speaking

Maybe now Hussein can finally come out.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 17, 2025 07:37 PM (Qv+mB)

265
Next shoe to drop: She won't land in Lebanon. She's going to have weeks of interrogation before she gets turned. Or turned over to her terrorist pals.
Win-win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

=============

She'll have a fabulous time living in the Arab world, too. Not only as a woman, but she's losing a job as a transplant specialist at a prestige US institution where she could have done significant work and will probably be taking a job at some place where they reuse bandages.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2025 07:41 PM (Y2nZm)

266 If she has a smartphone, and she had it in her purse at the funeral-- and the answer to both of those is almost certainly 'yes'-- they could had the means to know she was there. And if they knew that, the probable cause could be 'You attended the funeral of a known terrorist leader'.
Posted by: Vanya at March 17, 2025 07:15 PM (g1h/9)

And they could have pointed out all the people she had meetings with, if she had meetings with people before, during or after the funeral

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2025 07:43 PM (D7oie)

267 I started reading The Devils's Chessboard.

Spoiler alert: Allen Dulles was behind the JFK hit.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2025 07:48 PM (Gqoy+)

268 Liked the Youngbloods. Elephant Mountain was a real good album.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2025 09:12 PM (n4GiU)

269 Ginger Lover.

guilty

Posted by: Blanco at March 17, 2025 09:17 PM (MHpW9)

Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0504 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.014 seconds, 278 records returned.
Page size 150 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.