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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Pollet walnuts1.jpg

Black Walnuts
Joseph Pollet

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 ART

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Sounds racist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

3 Rayciss!

Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (Uq+qx)

4 Better than yesterday.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

5 Under the spreading walnut tree
The village smithy stands

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

6 Nice. I like it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

7 Sniper nest in barn

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

8 Has a rather Tobacco Road vibe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

9 Well done rhennigantx !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

10 WTF? Did the kid lynch a black man?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (Hpgos)

11 Whitney Museum of American Art

Date
1945

Classification
Paintings

Medium
Oil on canvas

Dimensions
Overall: 30 3/16 × 40 1/8in. (76.7 × 101.9 cm)

Not on view

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

12 Has a rather Tobacco Road vibe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 09:31 AM (J2vNu)


More like Copperhead Road, amirite?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (ExV1e)

13 Very serene, unless that's Bonnie and Clyde's car.
Nicely painted trees
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (bVN1m)

14 Black Walnut trees are the spawn of the devil. If you've ever had one in your yard, you know. If you've ever been foolish enough to try to remove the hull, you know.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (MZ+PY)

15 I like those trees. I usually don't like trees, but I like these trees.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

16 Tougher than hickory nuts.

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (Yj6Os)

17 I live on a little acreage overgrown with black walnuts. They are very tough, and pretty bitter...very American, unlike those posh, poncing English walnuts!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 19, 2025 09:32 AM (ycI94)

18 Nice car.

Posted by: Car guy at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (dg+HA)

19 Are those mini llamas the kids is herding?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

20 Walnut trees tend to poison most anything growing around them, I have heard…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (PCK5/)

21 1945? The car looks like it's from the 30s.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

22 Tree swings are fun.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

23 Tree swings rock. I like it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (Cki93)

24 Reminds me of better times when I was but a child...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

25 I look at that and see a shitload of premium rifle stocks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (pohLc)

26 Why is a monkey-orangutan crossbreed trying to hang a young boy??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (/tzYP)

27 Very wholesome. Little kid on a tree swing being a little kid. Goats. Day lilies. I like it. Would hang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:34 AM (hOk1M)

28 Under the spreading walnut tree
The village smithy stands
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025


***
Or, as Thurber had it:

"Under the spreading chastity
The village smoothie stands"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

29 Are those mini llamas the kids is herding?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Look like goats to me.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

30 Picnic table is cattywampus.

Posted by: Guy who likes to say cattywampus at March 19, 2025 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

31 Black walnuts'll stain the shit of ya

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 19, 2025 09:34 AM (sJHOI)

32 Late 20s maybe early 30s A Model

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)

33 Some nice goat wrangling in the pic…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (PCK5/)

34 Are those mini llamas the kids is herding?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

It really gets my goat when commenters focus on the trivial.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (L5An7)

35 Look like goats to me.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

Baa. humbug!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (hOUT3)

36 Nice car.
Posted by: Car guy
-------
Shame about the place.

Posted by: an architect at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (/tzYP)

37 The goats need to get to work eating that grass.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

38 Shame it's not a beech, would be pretty to see some waves and sand!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (Cki93)

39 Can't think "Tree Swing" without Chasten and Pete!

Posted by: The Great Poof at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (G5+As)

40 I look at that and see a shitload of premium rifle stocks.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM


Black walnut is a lovely wood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (hOk1M)

41 Hey, Hrothgar! Good to see you here. It's been awhile, hasn't it?

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

42 Do NOT get CBD’s goat this morning..!!

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (PCK5/)

43 Take a bag of walnuts with the green sheath still on the nuts, beat it with a board until the meat is mushy, and go small stream fishing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (pohLc)

44 Liar!

Black Walnut is allelopathic. Ain't no grass growing under that mammajamma. I call arboreal shenanigans!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (VoAdT)

45 Shame it's not a beech, would be pretty to see some waves and sand!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (Cki93)


Nice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (ExV1e)

46 That is the picture of my grandmother's house, except hers had papershell pecans. I would definitely hang this - so many sweet memories!!

Posted by: moki at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (wLjpr)

47 Silly boy, I've never kippled!

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 19, 2025 09:37 AM (dg+HA)

48 >>Are those mini llamas the kids is herding?


Butternut be - the house is not zones for livestock!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:37 AM (Cki93)

49 Do NOT get CBD’s goat this morning..!!

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (PCK5/)

Stop being capricious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 09:37 AM (L5An7)

50 Nice enough to hang

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2025 09:37 AM (fwDg9)

51 49 Do NOT get CBD’s goat this morning..!!

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (PCK5/)

Stop being capricious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 09:37 AM (L5An7)

I will stop butting in…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:38 AM (PCK5/)

52 Stop being capricious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 09:37 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:38 AM (hOk1M)

53 I saw Arboreal Shenanigans open for the Screaming Trees at The Grove in '95.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:38 AM (Cki93)

54 Do NOT get CBD’s goat this morning..!!

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM


He is sounding a little gruff today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (hOk1M)

55 Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (hOUT3)

56 Pollet was primarily a city fellow -- Greenwich Village, for instance, and Paris -- but he loved his rural landscapes.

This one is from 1945, and that car there is way pre-war. Who knows if it actually still runs. It oculd have been sitting there since 1940.

You can feel the humid heat in this one, and smell the grass and flowers.

What is that guy in the lower left doing? I thought that was a dog to his right, but then there are three similar creatures to his left and beyond him. Is he herding the dogs back into the house?

The boy in the swing looks kind of like the autistic kid playing the banjo so well in Deliverance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

57 Wow, CBD posting puns. France must be mellowing him.

Or maybe it's just the absinthe.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

58 Wow I really like this. Grok says it is:

American Regionalism, which emerged in the 1920s and 1930s as a reaction against European modernism, focusing instead on realistic portrayals of rural America, often with a sense of nostalgia for simpler times.

Posted by: Candidus at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (b+5ub)

59 Black walnut is a lovely wood.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (hOk1M)

Yes, and fairly light, hard enough to hold good checkering, and strong enough to stand up to heavy recoil when braced with compression bolts.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (pohLc)

60 At least it wasn't Brazil nuts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (z0e6h)

61 In the real world, at least one of the goats would be standing on top of the barn.

Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (n2swS)

62 Tree puns are against the grain.

Posted by: Oh, no. They've started at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (dg+HA)

63 >>Do NOT get CBD’s goat this morning..!!


That would be baaaaaaaaad!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (Cki93)

64 Black walnut trees are self-weeding, in that their nut casings rot and the leavings infuse the soil with a natural preventative that makes for no competing tree seeds sprouting under their canopy.

It's herbaceous discrimination and it's legal.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 19, 2025 09:40 AM (KiBMU)

65 >>Tree puns are against the grain.


Oakey dokey!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:40 AM (Cki93)

66 1945? The car looks like it's from the 30s.
Posted by: Bulg

Can't afford a new car. I mean, did you see the house?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2025 09:40 AM (bKG5D)

67 Black Walnuts?!? Big trees kind of near each other? I love this painting!

Oh wait...there is a dog dammit.

Posted by: Some Squirrel at March 19, 2025 09:40 AM (t0Rmr)

68 Best check those children for ticks when playtime is over.

Posted by: Nanny State at March 19, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)

69 He is sounding a little gruff today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (hOk1M)

Stop kidding around!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 09:40 AM (L5An7)

70 Are those mini llamas the kids is herding?
Posted by: rhennigantx
*
Look like goats to me.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025


***
That makes sense, with the animal just to the man's right being their dog. Though he looks a lot like a tailless fox.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

71 26 Why is a monkey-orangutan crossbreed trying to hang a young boy??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (/tzYP)

If you zoom in, it's just a branch. I thought it was a red headed girl dropping walnuts on the child on the swing until I took my glasses off and increased the size a bajillion times.

Posted by: moki at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (wLjpr)

72 Kids playing outside without a teacher to organize them and get them to take their clothes off? This is terrible

Posted by: Some Chicago Teacher at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (t0Rmr)

73 At least it wasn't Brazil nuts.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM


H8r.

Posted by: Charlie's Aunt at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (hOk1M)

74 Pee-cans or puh-cawns??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (/tzYP)

75 62 Tree puns are against the grain.
Posted by: Oh, no. They've started at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (dg+HA)


Let's leave the tree puns be and branch out into a serious discussion of art!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (hOUT3)

76 Stick to the tree puns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (z0e6h)

77 Black walnut ice cream is good, but rare….

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:42 AM (PCK5/)

78 Can't we mouflon from the goat puns?

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

79 At least it wasn't Brazil nuts.

The fair lady Jessica tells me she loves Brazil Nuts. I'll have to ask the Paolo if he has any I can try.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 19, 2025 09:42 AM (t0Rmr)

80 Wanna Walnetto?

Posted by: Tyrone Horneigh at March 19, 2025 09:42 AM (G5+As)

81 Stick to the tree puns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (z0e6h)
-

I got nothing. I'm stumped.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 09:43 AM (2hHY4)

82 *At least it wasn't Brazil nuts.*

My toes are down here.

Posted by: IYKWIM at March 19, 2025 09:43 AM (dg+HA)

83 “ And you may find yourself
living in a shotgun shack….”

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:43 AM (PCK5/)

84 Pee-cans or puh-cawns??
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM


The latter. A pee-can is what your great granny kept under the bed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:43 AM (hOk1M)

85 It really gets my goat when commenters focus on the trivial.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 09:35 AM (L5An7)

I fell a little sheepish for getting call out

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:43 AM (gbOdA)

86 There's a french liqueur called "noisette" or something that's basically green black walnuts soaked in vodka. Probably sugar in there, too. I tried making it once. I remember it looked neat. Never got around to trying it though. I think I broke the bottle it was in or something, I don't remember.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (VoAdT)

87 Whenever I see trees it is interesting how you see the same pattern in their branches as in streams if you get a sky view. And in blood vessels...and on and on

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (t0Rmr)

88 I got nothing. I'm stumped.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Then leaf it alone.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (bKG5D)

89 Stick to the tree puns.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (z0e6h)
*******
Whatever floats your goat.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

90 Maybe a dumb suggestion, but how about a week long "best of the Louvre" theme?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (PzXaK)

91 I have 4 black walnut logs waiting to meet my Woodmizer sawmill.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (pohLc)

92 74 Pee-cans or puh-cawns??

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 09:41 AM (/tzYP)

Puh-cawns, Pee-cans are what men use when they don't want to stop on a long haul drive.

Posted by: moki at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (wLjpr)

93 It really gets my goat when commenters focus on the trivial.

It better not

Posted by: Some Ungor at March 19, 2025 09:45 AM (t0Rmr)

94 Then leaf it alone.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (bKG5D)
-

Wood hang?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 09:45 AM (2hHY4)

95 Pih-cons…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:45 AM (PCK5/)

96 Pee-cans are on ships.

Posted by: Don't get me started at March 19, 2025 09:45 AM (dg+HA)

97 Wood hang?/i]

Getting to the root of the issue here...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2025 09:45 AM (t0Rmr)

98 “ And you may find yourself
living in a shotgun shack….”
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:43 AM


And you may ask yourself, "well, how did I get here?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:45 AM (hOk1M)

99 If you say "pee-can" then it has to be followed up with "pah."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 09:46 AM (PzXaK)

100 Would flowers really bloom within the circle of a black walnut tree? I thought their roots exude a poison that prevents other plants from growing.
Or is that some other tree?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 19, 2025 09:46 AM (Wx316)

101 Kid on the swing isn't wearing a helmet. Somebody had better call Child Protective Services.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2025 09:46 AM (JkO4W)

102 >>It really gets my goat when commenters focus on the trivial.

>>I fell a little sheepish for getting call out

Can't help but milk it -- a trait many in the horde chevre

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:46 AM (Cki93)

103 Since we are over 100 comments, from last thread

The left-wing American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and Soros-linked Democracy Forward sued the Trump administration on behalf of five illegal aliens accused of being gang members to stop the deportations — though planes of nearly 300 gang members had already taken off for El Salvador.



How the HELL do they have standing?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2025 09:47 AM (t0Rmr)

104 CBD, so they're a shtikel mishpocho?

https://tinyurl.com/ymwtvs7u

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 09:47 AM (2hHY4)

105 Can't help but milk it -- a trait many in the horde chevre
Posted by: Lizzy

Wow. You are the chamoispion of goat puns.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

106 Forgot to mention… really like the painting, CBD..

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:48 AM (PCK5/)

107 They don't even have clients anymore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 09:48 AM (z0e6h)

108 Couldn't find the snipers, but that car looks to be off-scale.

Would not hang.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 19, 2025 09:48 AM (nCY1P)

109 That's a nice piece of art.

Posted by: Stateless...60% - mental state clawing up from 10% at March 19, 2025 09:49 AM (jvJvP)

110 99 If you say "pee-can" then it has to be followed up with "pah."
--------
Definitely.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 09:49 AM (/tzYP)

111 If you say "pee-can" then it has to be followed up with "pah."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 09:46 AM (PzXaK)
-

And preceded by "Sam."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 09:49 AM (2hHY4)

112 It's a nice enough picture, well executed, but it looks more like an illustration to me. Maybe a book cover.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2025 09:49 AM (WPL6O)

113 It's "PEEK-n". All other pronunciations are illegitimate and dumb and wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 09:49 AM (VoAdT)

114 The art...
I like this. The colors are great. The peaceful country setting. Reminds me of home when I was a kid.

However..... The mom in me thinks that table is too close to the swing and when the kid jumps off the swing at height.... There's a trip to the ER waiting to happen. Move the table and that big rock looking thing that's next to it and you're golden!

Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2025 09:50 AM (4XwPj)

115 This is a rather pleasant painting. It's what I imagine the little hobbits doing today, though in reality they'll be in bed until they wake up to play video games. *sigh*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2025 09:50 AM (bKG5D)

116 112 It's a nice enough picture, well executed, but it looks more like an illustration to me. Maybe a book cover.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2025 09:49 AM (WPL6O)

I like books… you don’t like books, or their covers???

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 09:50 AM (PCK5/)

117 1945? The car looks like it's from the 30s.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

Looks like a Model A Ford, '28 to '31. Definitely of that era. Not a Bonnie and Clyde Ford, which was a '34.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 09:50 AM (MqtqS)

118 If you say "pee-can" then it has to be followed up with "pah."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 09:46 AM (PzXaK)
-

And preceded by "Sam."
Posted by: Biden's Dog


What a wild bunch we are.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

119 "Americana" is a load of crap. Don't forget that the government killed both Tom Seaver and Hank Aaron!

Posted by: Moving To France, Too! at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (G5+As)

120 I have 4 black walnut logs waiting to meet my Woodmizer sawmill.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


I have three trees around the house dropping those ahole nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (5R/2V)

121 My grandma made a wonderful black walnut.

She said "don't expect that too often", implying it was a huge pain in the ass to make. My grandma weren't lazy

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (sJHOI)

122 Tree + dog

A craven effort, but certification as art is GRANTED.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (JkO4W)

123 >>The left-wing American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and Soros-linked Democracy Forward sued the Trump administration on behalf of five illegal aliens accused of being gang members to stop the deportations


Gosh, if only they had documentation to prove their identities! Guess that's the flaw it this "undocumented migrants" game, huh?

Do they have any gang tattooss, one wonders. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (Cki93)

124 The kid is thinking, "Summer vacation has just started, and I'm already bored." But he knows if he tells Dad that, Dad will put him to work herding the goats or doing worse things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

125 "black walnut cake," that is

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (sJHOI)

126 Nice slice of Americana.

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2025 09:51 AM (lJ0H4)

127 - different nic
Reply towards end of previous thread. @425 I think.
I'm gone till at least morning rant, which I may or may not read.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 19, 2025 09:52 AM (LajFB)

128 Seems like the kind of thing you'd see hanging in the lobby of a well to do real estate broker.

Posted by: Or an insurance company at March 19, 2025 09:52 AM (dg+HA)

129 There's a Klan meeting finna start in the background, by the red barn

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 19, 2025 09:52 AM (sJHOI)

130 Pollet was best known for his realistic rural landscapes. In 1971, a fire in his Greenwich Village studio destroyed nearly 150 of his paintings.

1897 to 1979

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

131 Oh, I just noticed the people on the right, walking on the path leading up to the car.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

132 Pullet > Pollet > Pedant

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2025 09:54 AM (t0Rmr)

133 Where are the Jamon pigs to eat walnuts?

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 19, 2025 09:54 AM (803Bj)

134 >>Wow. You are the chamoispion of goat puns.


*bings "chamoispion". . .*

Nice one!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:54 AM (Cki93)

135 Reminds me of Thomas Hart Benton

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2025 09:55 AM (VE6XX)

136 What's going on at the right background? I believe Grandpa Walton is showing the property to some big city slicker from Raleigh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2025 09:55 AM (JkO4W)

137 Where are the Jamon pigs to eat walnuts?
Posted by: Pete Bog

They are not to be truffled with.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

138 https://x.com/KarluskaP/status/
1902328594455540156

2026 midterm commercials write themselves

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 09:55 AM (gbOdA)

139 Nice.

Kids playing outside. I remember that time. Not happening so much anymore unless they're in organized sports outside.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2025 09:55 AM (klCbC)

140 Whenever I see trees it is interesting how you see the same pattern in their branches as in streams if you get a sky view. And in blood vessels...and on and on
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2025 09:44 AM (t0Rmr)

Fractals. or ramifications.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 09:56 AM (MqtqS)

141 Nice.

Kids playing outside. I remember that time. Not happening so much anymore unless they're in organized sports outside.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, since we're kind of in a botanical mood thanks to the art, how is your son doing?

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

142 Would flowers really bloom within the circle of a black walnut tree? I thought their roots exude a poison that prevents other plants from growing.
Or is that some other tree?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 19, 2025 09:46 AM (Wx316)

You are correct. However, some flowers are resistant to the chemical put out by walnut trees, including daylilies. If you squint, that’s kind if what they look like in the photo. We had a bug walnut tree growing up that had daylilies growing in its dripline.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 19, 2025 09:56 AM (OGo8+)

143 Pullet > Pollet > Pedant

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2025 09:54 AM (t0Rmr)
-

https://youtu.be/kpFDQTIWrrw

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 09:56 AM (2hHY4)

144 Kids playing outside. I remember that time. Not happening so much anymore unless they're in organized sports outside.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2025 09:55 AM (klCbC)

You just had lunch, you have to wait. Now get some sunblock on. Put on your sunshirt. Let the sunblock dry, and put on some insect repllant. Where's your hat? Put these gloves on. Now put another layer of sunblock on. Annnnnd.... bed-time!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 09:57 AM (VoAdT)

145 59 Black walnut is a lovely wood.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:36 AM (hOk1M)

Yes, and fairly light, hard enough to hold good checkering, and strong enough to stand up to heavy recoil when braced with compression bolts.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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True. But 2 world wars depleted walnut trees so that the US military started experimenting with other woods for stocks before it got rid of them altogether. Britain got there even earlier moving to beech (or in Australia's case, coachwood). Germany developed laminate stocks because most of the good wood for stocks in Euroland were depleted.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 09:57 AM (ctrM5)

146
Bank man in his black car coming to serve the foreclosure papers.

Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2025 09:58 AM (j4U/Z)

147 When are they going to put up a parking lot?

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at March 19, 2025 09:58 AM (JkO4W)

148 >>Wow. You are the chamoispion of goat puns.


*bings "chamoispion". . .*

Nice one!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2025 09:54 AM


You won't cashmere looking up random things posted here. Nope. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:58 AM (hOk1M)

149
*thumbs up

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at March 19, 2025 09:58 AM (5hfjS)

150 Or maybe it's just the absinthe.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Just before it makes it stop.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 19, 2025 09:59 AM (803Bj)

151 You just had lunch, you have to wait. Now get some sunblock on. Put on your sunshirt. Let the sunblock dry, and put on some insect repellant. Where's your hat? Put these gloves on. Now put another layer of sunblock on. Annnnnd.... bed-time!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


And don't forget to get a good night's sleep. You have your gender-affirming surgery tomorrow.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

152 Black walnut trees are self-weeding, in that their nut casings rot and the leavings infuse the soil with a natural preventative that makes for no competing tree seeds sprouting under their canopy.

It's herbaceous discrimination and it's legal.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Black walnuts deserve a space of their own, away from the historical discrimination of the English walnuts and other arboreal colonizers!

Posted by: Benjamin Crump, Esq at March 19, 2025 09:59 AM (ycI94)

153 True. But 2 world wars depleted walnut trees so that the US military started experimenting with other woods for stocks before it got rid of them altogether. Britain got there even earlier moving to beech (or in Australia's case, coachwood). Germany developed laminate stocks because most of the good wood for stocks in Euroland were depleted.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 09:57 AM


True. Purdey sources most of its walnut from Turkey, iirc.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2025 09:59 AM (hOk1M)

154 Fractals. or ramifications.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 09:56 AM (MqtqS)

Literal ramifications. "Ramial" meaning pertaining to tree branches. Ramifications as in "consequences" is an interesting kind of euphemism. All the various things that could happen because some other thing did happen.

Words are fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 10:00 AM (VoAdT)

155 Bank man in his black car coming to serve the foreclosure papers.
Posted by: Auspex


Revenuers!

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

156 willowed from the Pixy thread:

Notsothoreau, my wife and I met up and had lunch at a twee liberal refuge, then toured an art gallery. It was a fun day yesterday.

Yes, I was able to say "This is a piece of self-indulgent crap!" at a few of the paintings.

The main artist used pointillism with a putty knife. The paintings looked good when seen from an adjacent room. An interesting effect.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2025 10:01 AM (u82oZ)

157 Ewes always enjoy a good ramification.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

158 Has anyone noticed the rifle leaning on the table?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 10:02 AM (L5An7)

159 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 09:57 AM (VoAdT

Well, I do think kids still play at the beach while on vacation. Other than that I don't see kids out much unless parents are taking little ones in a stroller.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2025 10:03 AM (klCbC)

160 Has anyone noticed the rifle leaning on the table?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Looks like a regular ol' stick to me.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

161 158 Has anyone noticed the rifle leaning on the table?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 10:02 AM (L5An7)

Thought it was a stick….

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:03 AM (PCK5/)

162 Seems to me that maple and ash could make nice gun stocks, likewise hickory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:03 AM (MqtqS)

163 158 Has anyone noticed the rifle leaning on the table?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 10:02 AM (L5An7)

Sniper's on lunch break.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 10:03 AM (VoAdT)

164 158 Has anyone noticed the rifle leaning on the table?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2025 10:02 AM (L5An7)

In case a child is stuck up the tree.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 10:03 AM (gbOdA)

165
CBD must already be homesick.

He's started posting Americana instead of fat, nekkid dudes sitting on ottomans.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2025 10:04 AM (iJfKG)

166 Hedge does not make a good rifle stock…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:04 AM (PCK5/)

167 It's "PEEK-n".
-----
Ah. That was the third pronunciation I couldn't recall from a past pecan-pronunciation thread a long time ago.

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 10:04 AM (/tzYP)

168 True. Purdey sources most of its walnut from Turkey, iirc.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
========
You can still get good walnut for sporter stocks in the US, Claro from CA has excellent figure for example but synthetic stocks have made big inroads because they require a minimum of care and can be lighter but stiffer with minimal changes due to humidity in the field.

I rebuilt old military bolt action rifles for myself for a time and worked with walnut stocks, among others, but always worked on walnut stocks outside with a particulate mask when sanding, etc. as I am allergic to its dust.

Fine with it once the traditional linseed finish is on it. Did not have that problem with beech, coachwood, maple, or birch.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

169 No egg sale at Kroger this month.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:05 AM (z0e6h)

170 Ewes always enjoy a good ramification.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

It's why Mary had a little lamb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:05 AM (MqtqS)

171 What ri

Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 10:06 AM (/tzYP)

172 Has anyone noticed the rifle leaning on the table?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*
Looks like a regular ol' stick to me.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025


***
I thought it might be a fishing pole. Maybe the boy and his father are going to head down to the creek, once the goats are roounded up, and catch some fish for dinner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

173 Excuse me. That's AFRICAN walnut...

Posted by: Karen McMansion at March 19, 2025 10:08 AM (dg+HA)

174 Black Walnut Matter!

Posted by: Otto Pen - what thinks this party's starting at March 19, 2025 10:09 AM (sJHOI)

175 162 Seems to me that maple and ash could make nice gun stocks, likewise hickory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Maple, ash, and hickory (even cherry) were used in old timey muzzleloaders as those gunsmiths took what they could find locally. Maple, especially some varieties, can be really tough on woodworking tools like chisels, gouges, etc. Harder than walnut. Ash has a splitting problem supposedly but I haven't worked enough with ash for projects to know much about it. Cherry apparently made primo stocks but too rare for regular production and the small amount of cherry I have worked with in the past seems ideal for gunstocks. Right now, for those that like premium sporter stocks, you are seeing some unique woods like hackberry nowadays.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:10 AM (ctrM5)

176 How do you pronounce the word spigot? Rount here it's .SPICK-it. Puh-cons or PEEK-ns, either or, I hear both.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2025 10:10 AM (4XwPj)

177 I mean, it's like you people have never seen a dolphin.

Posted by: The Tallahassee Dolphins of SpaceX at March 19, 2025 10:10 AM (VDO6r)

178 Bonnie and Clyde are hanging out in there.
Too bad the kids get all shot up when the Feds arrive.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2025 10:10 AM (n4GiU)

179 Here's hoping I don't break the margins:

$4,700,000,000,000

https://tinyurl.com/mr3p2xh6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 10:11 AM (2hHY4)

180 176 How do you pronounce the word spigot?
+++

Hose bib.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at March 19, 2025 10:12 AM (dg+HA)

181 I was actually unaware until embarrassingly late in life that the sound "spicket" and the letters spigot were the same word.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 10:12 AM (VoAdT)

182 Do NOT get CBD’s goat this morning..!!
Posted by: tubal
-----
He is sounding a little gruff today.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They wanted to cross the river make art puns
On the way to the meadow, trip trip trup.
“Who’s stomping on the bridge?” said the mean old troll.
“I’m going to gobble you up!”

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 19, 2025 10:13 AM (MsrgL)

183 $4,700,000,000,000
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Lizzo's weekly donut budget?

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

184 FWIW, the cherry wood used in stocks was normally black cherry which is native to the US and Canada. Also called the chokecherry.

Have a couple of really big older ones in back yard.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:14 AM (ctrM5)

185 I'm personally hoping DOGE makes it not just to MCC but also to USDFC. Sick of those bureaucrats who have much to say and interject their personal and political opinions into the 'bedrooms' of the most needy of the world -

MCC's The Safe Motherhood Act, Freedom House, the Sierra Leone Compact, etc.

But it's been going on for a while & ALL of the Senate knew it. Btw, Alice Patterson Albright, yes, daughter of Madeleine, was the American government official who served as the MCC CEO from 2022 to 2025.

Good day. 😉

Posted by: L - No nick, another fine day at March 19, 2025 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

186 How do you pronounce the word spigot? Rount here it's .SPICK-it. Puh-cons or PEEK-ns, either or, I hear both.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2025


***
SPIGG-it, and pih-cahns. Not sure if the colorful natives around me say those the same way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:15 AM (J2vNu)

187 Spicket! Spicket in the bud!
-- Barney Fife

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

188 169 No egg sale at Kroger this month.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:05 AM (z0e6h)

What is their reason??

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:15 AM (PCK5/)

189 Wahsh or Warsh?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 10:15 AM (PzXaK)

190 Creek or crick?

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

191 Wonder what MCC stands for...

Posted by: Don't make us Bing it at March 19, 2025 10:16 AM (dg+HA)

192 My gunsmith uncle made a stock out of zebra wood.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2025 10:16 AM (j6NlC)

193 Wonder what MCC stands for...
Posted by: Don't make us Bing it at March 19, 2025 10:16 AM (dg+HA)

1,200.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 10:16 AM (VoAdT)

194 188 No reason given. Just 5 or 6 weeks of nothing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:17 AM (z0e6h)

195 Here's hoping I don't break the margins:

$4,700,000,000,000

https://tinyurl.com/mr3p2xh6
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 10:11 AM (2hHY4)


I wonder what they mean by "missing".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

196 My gunsmith uncle made a stock out of zebra wood.
Posted by: Ben Had

And just when that poor zebra was about to get lucky, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

197 Black walnut is a lovely wood.


And worth enough to cover the twisted ankles.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2025 10:18 AM (FhXTo)

198 194 188 No reason given. Just 5 or 6 weeks of nothing.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:17 AM (z0e6h

Just wondered … Kroger Corporate is a little Left of Stalin…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:18 AM (PCK5/)

199 Wahsh or Warsh?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025


***
"Wahsh" for me, with the "ah" sound farther back in the throat than "wosh."

A certain contingent of old-style Swamp dwellers used to say "zink" for "sink." Generally the same people who said "earl" for "oil" and "boyd" for "bird." That "Yat" dialect is mostly heard in the suburbs now, and may be dying out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:18 AM (J2vNu)

200
$4,700,000,000,000.

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2025 10:19 AM (dg+HA)

201 Bulg, I laughed!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2025 10:19 AM (j6NlC)

202 185 I'm personally hoping DOGE makes it not just to MCC but also to USDFC. Sick of those bureaucrats who have much to say and interject their personal and political opinions into the 'bedrooms' of the most needy of the world -

MCC's The Safe Motherhood Act, Freedom House, the Sierra Leone Compact, etc.

But it's been going on for a while & ALL of the Senate knew it. Btw, Alice Patterson Albright, yes, daughter of Madeleine, was the American government official who served as the MCC CEO from 2022 to 2025.

Good day. 😉
Posted by: L

Part of the reason for the CR was to allow space for DOGE to go to all departments. By having the CR in place, it allows recission bill(s) to be passed to take back that money. That resolution(s) only require a majority vote in the House and Senate (no filibuster) to rescind that spending. But, you have to have a current spending bill in place in order to use that device.

That allows Congress to focus on next FY 2025 spending bills due by October 2025 using regular order and able to apply reconciliation process (no filibuster) to it. First use of the reconciliation process will be to extend and make permanent tax cuts. Second, could be FY 2026.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:19 AM (ctrM5)

203 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon. Send him the records...100% redacted. Use a dem tactic on this communist bastard.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:19 AM (2NXcZ)

204 Looks like mimosa tree beside the car.

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (Yj6Os)

205 Creek or crick?
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025


***
The latter, if you're Andy Taylor or Granny Clampett.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

206 How do you pronounce the word spigot?

Throat-Wobbler Mangrove.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (WPL6O)

207 Why is a monkey-orangutan crossbreed trying to hang a young boy??
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (/tzYP)


LOL that is exactly what I saw! It's the first thing that caught my eye, actually!

Its body language is saying "I'm being a vewy bad monkey"

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (NMT5x)

208 They should inform him of the flights after they happen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (z0e6h)

209 Bulg, I laughed!
Posted by: Ben Had

Happy to be of service!

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

210 They should inform him of the flights after they happen.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (z0e6h)

"Sources and methods. Sorry. (Not sorry.)"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 10:21 AM (VoAdT)

211 208 They should inform him of the flights after they happen.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:20 AM (z0e6h)

That's what he wants, detailed records. Give him black paper.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:21 AM (2NXcZ)

212 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon. Send him the records...100% redacted. Use a dem tactic on this communist bastard.
Posted by: Night lifted....

Ha! Classify everything SCI and tell him that he'll need a clearance before he can look at anything, then scrutinize the hell out of his life.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 10:21 AM (PzXaK)

213 What does flight demanding mean?

Posted by: It's a typo at March 19, 2025 10:21 AM (dg+HA)

214 1945? The car looks like it's from the 30s.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)


Electric vehicle. Solar powered, even. That's why it's parked in the sun and not under that big beautiful shade of that big beautiful black walnut tree.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 19, 2025 10:22 AM (NMT5x)

215 Maybe time for DOGE to look into dropping some of the Judiciary budgets. Bet lots of those millions are wasted on trips and personal expenses.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2025 10:22 AM (fwDg9)

216 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon. Send him the records...100% redacted.

Nope. Simply tell him no. Everything is else the usual "too smart by half" DC bullshit.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 19, 2025 10:22 AM (Y1D0N)

217 212 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon. Send him the records...100% redacted. Use a dem tactic on this communist bastard.
Posted by: Night lifted....

Ha! Classify everything SCI and tell him that he'll need a clearance before he can look at anything, then scrutinize the hell out of his life.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 10:21 AM (PzXaK)

======

DOJ just filed an emergency stay on the whole thing.

Well, Roberts, here's the opportunity for your precious process to work out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 19, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

218 192 My gunsmith uncle made a stock out of zebra wood.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Pricey. Never messed around with zebra wood but seen it in a woodshop that I go to now and again for cabinet projects.

I stick pretty much to American woods although I have used imported birch plywood for some. Difficult to get the stain right on those so I normally use it with maple when I built my wife's office cabinetry for her.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)

219 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon. Send him the records...100% redacted. Use a dem tactic on this communist bastard.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:19 AM (2NXcZ)

Send him 50 years' worth of USAF flight records, all printed out, and jumbled up, with the records he wants stuck in there, somewhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:23 AM (MqtqS)

220 Why is a monkey-orangutan crossbreed trying to hang a young boy??
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 19, 2025
*
LOL that is exactly what I saw! It's the first thing that caught my eye, actually!

Its body language is saying "I'm being a vewy bad monkey"
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 19, 2025


***
At first glance I did think it was one of those monkeys with the lion-like ruff. Then I realized it's a branch that has been sawn off some distance from the trunk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

221 My dad was born in 1941. Just a few weeks after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. He grew up on a farm in rural Southern Indiana. He called a small stream (creek) a crick. Chimney was pronounced "chimbley", filter became filther, spigot was spickit. The man could do anything he turned his hand to. He built his own house, mechaniced his own vehicles, played guitar, enjoyed woodworking, was a farmer, a veteran of the Vietnam conflict, a dedicated husband and a great father. He couldn't spell for shit, his handwriting was barely legible and the way he pronounced some words was hilarious.
Damn, I miss him.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2025 10:23 AM (4XwPj)

222 Did yall know there was a Meth Gator movie?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 10:23 AM (gbOdA)

223 217 212 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon. Send him the records...100% redacted. Use a dem tactic on this communist bastard.
Posted by: Night lifted....

Ha! Classify everything SCI and tell him that he'll need a clearance before he can look at anything, then scrutinize the hell out of his life.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
=======
Judge has "no need to know" and that is out of his purview as a judge.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:23 AM (ctrM5)

224 $4,700,000,000,000

Posted by: Biden's Dog
-

Lizzo's weekly donut budget?

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
-

$4,700,000,000,000 is just the hole in the donut!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 10:24 AM (2hHY4)

225 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon. Send him the records...100% redacted. Use a dem tactic on this communist bastard.
Posted by: Night lifted....

Ha! Classify everything SCI and tell him that he'll need a clearance before he can look at anything, then scrutinize the hell out of his life.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 10:21 AM (PzXaK)

======

DOJ just filed an emergency stay on the whole thing.

Well, Roberts, here's the opportunity for your precious process to work out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman

--

Fire with fire.

"Justice Roberts, we have to allow the clearance process to work out, and it will take longer than usual because we're dealing with a declared enemy. Be patient."

It's what Tarantino would do.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 10:24 AM (PzXaK)

226 Damn, I miss him.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
======
Sounds like an American original. You honor his memory.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:24 AM (ctrM5)

227 192 My gunsmith uncle made a stock out of zebra wood.
Posted by: Ben Had

thats enuf with the animal pron

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2025 10:25 AM (gbOdA)

228 Agreed. And the families' grift that makes these turds rich.

As for DOGE, Elon didn't announce the slashing of USAID, Trump and Rubio did. That pro migration slime Chuang, seems to ignore the POTUS and SoS' involvement in these actions to focus on Elon.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:25 AM (2NXcZ)

229 Judge has "no need to know" and that is out of his purview as a judge.
Posted by: whig

--

One step at a time. After SCI including lie detector finishes up in a year, he goes through another assessment on the NTK.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 10:25 AM (PzXaK)

230 “After a 6 week review we are officially cancelling 83% of the programs at USAID,” Rubio said in a post on X from his personal account, not his official secretary of state one.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:25 AM (2NXcZ)

231 Its body language is saying "I'm being a vewy bad monkey"
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 19, 2025


***
Can monkeys be said to feel guilt? I suppose, being social animals, if they were to hurt a member of their own troop or bloodline, they might.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

232 Judge has "no need to know" and that is out of his purview as a judge.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:23 AM (ctrM5)
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Correct. They need to be totally ignored while at the same time prepare a class action impeachment against all of them. No time to waste.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 10:25 AM (2hHY4)

233 228 Agreed. And the families' grift that makes these turds rich.

As for DOGE, Elon didn't announce the slashing of USAID, Trump and Rubio did. That pro migration slime Chuang, seems to ignore the POTUS and SoS' involvement in these actions to focus on Elon.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:25 AM (2NXcZ)

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There have been a few orders along these lines that made no sense and the administration has responded with, "Okay. Sure, but that means we don't change anything."

Which is exactly what is going to happen here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 19, 2025 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

234 They can't be released for National Security reasons.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:26 AM (z0e6h)

235 215 Maybe time for DOGE to look into dropping some of the Judiciary budgets. Bet lots of those millions are wasted on trips and personal expenses.
Posted by: Skip
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Require judges to use temp agencies for their clerks and staff.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:26 AM (ctrM5)

236 That piece of shit Boasberg is flight demanding records by noon.

I guess the DOJ requested an emergency stay or some procedural jankiness. I hope the calls for that asshat's impeachment tie him AND Traitor Roberts to the abuse of the FISA court and the calls for impeachment expand to include Roberts.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2025 10:26 AM (3Ope8)

237 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Don't see Muldoon.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2025 10:26 AM (W/lyH)

238 235 215 Maybe time for DOGE to look into dropping some of the Judiciary budgets. Bet lots of those millions are wasted on trips and personal expenses.
Posted by: Skip
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Require judges to use temp agencies for their clerks and staff.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:26 AM (ctrM5)

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No staff at all.

No government official should have so much as a secretary to handle calendars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 19, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

239 On the road to Smyrna, TN there's a barn that's practically the double of the one in the image. It's close to 'fall-down' condition now. Makes me happy I photographed it in '09 when it was still in remarkably good condition. It's also one of the few barns I've seen anywhere that has authentic 'gingerbread' trim on it. Sometimes we get lucky with the stuff we see (if we pay attention) ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2025 10:27 AM (ayRl+)

240 We have always held the position that the correct pronunciation of chimney is "chim-o-lee".

Posted by: Franklin, VA at March 19, 2025 10:27 AM (G5+As)

241 They closed all the highays in my county. Good thing I got to make that trip yesterday.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 19, 2025 10:28 AM (cvWHI)

242 I somehow missed the election of President Boasberg, someone remind me when that was?

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2025 10:28 AM (fwDg9)

243 242 I somehow missed the election of President Boasberg, someone remind me when that was?
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2025 10:28 AM (fwDg9)

Looks like we have a whole lot of presidents...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2025 10:29 AM (VE6XX)

244 I guess the DOJ requested an emergency stay or some procedural jankiness. I hope the calls for that asshat's impeachment tie him AND Traitor Roberts to the abuse of the FISA court and the calls for impeachment expand to include Roberts.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2025 10:26 AM (3Ope

I think Jane Roberts' being able to trade on her husband's job for 10M in fees should also be investigated. A lot of "power couples" are highly problematic.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:29 AM (2NXcZ)

245 With a name like Pollet, probably a chicken thief on the run.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2025 10:31 AM (0V35B)

246 Since Hunter and 10%, we need to look at the involvement of entire families now.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:31 AM (2NXcZ)

247 They closed all the highways in my county.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

All of them? Good grief, why?

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

248 Bacon with cheddar cheese is good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:31 AM (z0e6h)

249 Sounds like an American original. You honor his memory.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:24 AM (ctrM5)

Thank you. And yes he was. I can't even force myself to say chimbley. I simply cannot speak that pronunciation. I can't stop laughing when I try.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2025 10:31 AM (4XwPj)

250 Boasberg could set his own flight record: longest free-fall by a Communist without a parachute.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:31 AM (MqtqS)

251 I like it quite a bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2025 10:31 AM (/x6eu)

252 It's up to the federal judiciary to acts as a president to reign in the president when the wrong type of person gets elected. It's right there in the Constitution, near the back where most people don't ready. Also, it's a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at March 19, 2025 10:32 AM (jGJov)

253 234 They can't be released for National Security reasons.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Very possible that US is using contract air services and Boasberg wants to get their names to go after them regardless of the effect on nat sec. Guy is a well known pig that delighted in allowing violations on the FISA court that CJ Roberts personally picked him to preside over. He deserves to have his balls in a vise with Trump lawyers turning them.

By the way, did you know that CJ Robert's key permanent staffer Sheldon Snook is married to Mary McCord (she of the Obama and Biden administration, staffer to the impeachment committee for Pelosi, etc. etc.).

Roberts is dirty and he is trying to cover his ass for putting Boasberg in place to harass Trump and Boasberg appointing Mary McCord as amicus to the FISA court to cover up the mess of judges approving illegal FBI FISA warrants on Trump administration figures.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:32 AM (ctrM5)

254 How many Divisions does the Justice Department have?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:32 AM (z0e6h)

255 Yikes!

Who knew snow would close down the western part of the State. On Spring Break.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2025 10:33 AM (u82oZ)

256 Thank you. And yes he was. I can't even force myself to say chimbley. I simply cannot speak that pronunciation. I can't stop laughing when I try.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
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I can actually say it but my father's side of the family were hill country folks.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:33 AM (ctrM5)

257 Suddenly everyone knows this judge's name.

Posted by: Welcome to handheld internet access at March 19, 2025 10:34 AM (dg+HA)

258 Roberts is dirty and he is trying to cover his ass for putting Boasberg in place to harass Trump and Boasberg appointing Mary McCord as amicus to the FISA court to cover up the mess of judges approving illegal FBI FISA warrants on Trump administration figures.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:32 AM (ctrM5)

All true. But here he is still corrupt.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:34 AM (2NXcZ)

259 How many Divisions does the Justice Department have?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:32 AM (z0e6h)
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NO MATH!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2025 10:34 AM (2hHY4)

260 Release the Robert's papers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:35 AM (z0e6h)

261 Roberts needs to constrict Boasberg.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

262 Sounds like Roberts is a deep state apparatchik, more or less.. maybe someone here can defend the Federal Judges as just being a bunch of Legal Ham’Eggers, overall…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:36 AM (PCK5/)

263 I think Jane Roberts' being able to trade on her husband's job for 10M in fees should also be investigated. A lot of "power couples" are highly problematic.
Posted by: Night lifted
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Yep. Literally crime families that leech off the influence of the officeholder in the family.

Even the Mafia frowned upon involving wives, etc. in illegality. These people have no shame in denuding the US citizens of tax payer money and burdening future generations with onerous debts.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:36 AM (ctrM5)

264 @ 168: I rebuilt old military bolt action rifles for myself for a time and worked with walnut stocks, among others, but always worked on walnut stocks outside with a particulate mask when sanding, etc. as I am allergic to its dust.
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I've refinished many old stocks for people (in my youth). Favorite was a 1930s Belgian Browning. I made damned sure to retain the proof stampings and any other factory markings.

As for wood-caused problems: I learnt the hard way that you DO NOT work African Purple Heart with power tools. It's a hard, dense wood (and the piece I was working was also oily). When I tried to cut it to shape with a bandsaw, it threw off tons of purple-ish smoke. Within 10 or 15 minutes, I thought I was going blind. Excessive tearing, blurred vision, burning, etc - that didn't wear off until the next day. I just got lucky with that one 'cos there was no residual damage. Never worked with Purple Heart again using power tools - it was all hand-work from then on.

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2025 10:36 AM (ayRl+)

265 in 2021, the court ruled in favor of the remain in Mexico policy. Seems Mayorkas, who was unelected, defied that, no?

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:36 AM (2NXcZ)

266 261 Roberts needs to constrict Boasberg.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

ISWYD

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:38 AM (2NXcZ)

267 I can actually say it but my father's side of the family were hill country folks.
Posted by: whig

Part of the reason I laugh about it so much is because of the casual way he said it and the way my mom would glare at him for it. His wacky pronunciations drove her crazy. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2025 10:38 AM (4XwPj)

268 Wrong thread. (Above post.) Mea culpa.

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It's a very pleasant painting and would be nice for a bright porch.

Black Walnut trees are beautiful (and like pin oaks could be a pita spreading) & the wood very nice. This region lost many to fungal diseases. In fact the whole "big" tree landscape that we were famous for has changed for the worse in the past ten years.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nick, another fine day at March 19, 2025 10:39 AM (NFX2v)

269 262 Sounds like Roberts is a deep state apparatchik, more or less.. maybe someone here can defend the Federal Judges as just being a bunch of Legal Ham’Eggers, overall…
Posted by: tubal

Not all justices or even judges are dirty like Roberts. Thomas and Alito for example. Rehnquist wasn't.

I think the looting started going in high gear when Clinton appointed a lot of judges, many of which, were outsiders seeking to get rich quick from the taxpayer. Obama purposefully put a lot of looters on the bench as did Biden. Then you have the GWB judges which were a very mixed lot--some were grifters, some have been revealed as posers, and some as sound judges.

Even some of the oldline Reagan judges like Royce Lamberth seemed to have gone sour in Sodom City DC. There truly is a swamp in DC.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:39 AM (ctrM5)

270 Melt down theStatue of Liberty. It has lots of copper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:40 AM (z0e6h)

271 Melt down the Statue of Liberty. It has lots of copper.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yeah. Destroy that stupid poem.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

272 270 Melt down theStatue of Liberty. It has lots of copper.
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Be sure to melt the vandalism poem as well.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 19, 2025 10:41 AM (Hpgos)

273 They came to DC to do good and ended up doing very well.

Posted by: It's a classic at March 19, 2025 10:41 AM (dg+HA)

274 271 Melt down the Statue of Liberty. It has lots of copper.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yeah. Destroy that stupid poem.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

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I can't believe this disrespect to our chief founding document.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 19, 2025 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

275 If Roberts is being blackmailed, it would be prudent for Trump or Musk or the Musketeers to find out what it is, so Trump could tell Roberts to either get his shit straightened out or he's going to spill everything on a national broadcast.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 19, 2025 10:42 AM (Q0kLU)

276 Part of the reason I laugh about it so much is because of the casual way he said it and the way my mom would glare at him for it. His wacky pronunciations drove her crazy. It was hilarious.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

My late FIL, who grew up in Tennessee, always pronounced "hilarious" as "high-larious."

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

277 270. Liberty =/= illegal migration. Get rid of that fucking poem.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (2NXcZ)

278 166 Hedge does not make a good rifle stock…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:04 AM (PCK5/)
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How about a shrubbery?

Posted by: Ciampino - knights at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (KjLnc)

279 How many Divisions does the Justice Department have?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025


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Too many. DOGE is busy rooting them out.

Oh. Wait. The *other* kind of divisions? I hope, none.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (J2vNu)

280 Whig, you are a treasure. The facts you lay out that otherwise, we would never know.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (mDKiE)

281 As for wood-caused problems: I learnt the hard way that you DO NOT work African Purple Heart with power tools. It's a hard, dense wood (and the piece I was working was also oily). When I tried to cut it to shape with a bandsaw, it threw off tons of purple-ish smoke. Within 10 or 15 minutes, I thought I was going blind. Excessive tearing, blurred vision, burning, etc - that didn't wear off until the next day. I just got lucky with that one 'cos there was no residual damage. Never worked with Purple Heart again using power tools - it was all hand-work from then on.
Posted by: Dr_No

The one that I was most careful with was a Japanese Arisaka stock. The Japanese finished them with Japanese lacquer derived from the sumac trees over there. Nasty stuff giving contact dermatitis. Used a stripper called Soygel to gently remove the finish for disposal. Soygel takes time but does the job even on poly finishes but without toxic fumes, etc. Also combined with another product, you can use it to safely strip lead based paint finishes. Common on old furniture. Have a family desk, if I can manage to get my hands working properly (inflammatory arthritis) that needs to refinishing using that.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (ctrM5)

282 Some of the Constitution could use a hard looking at, and probably a reworking… but I do not trust America, as is, to do the job…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (huRxg)

283 Sentiment (the poem) is not policy. I still like the sentiment. And for immigrants who want to sign the guest book, it is fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (/x6eu)

284 Robert's child brides should be interviewed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (z0e6h)

285 Be sure to melt the vandalism poem as well.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 19, 2025 1


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Keep the Statue. Send the plaque to France.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:44 AM (J2vNu)

286 Kidnap Boasberg. Cover his entire body with MS-13 tats. Ship him to Bukele's prison. Problem solved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:44 AM (MqtqS)

287 275 If Roberts is being blackmailed, it would be prudent for Trump or Musk or the Musketeers to find out what it is, so Trump could tell Roberts to either get his shit straightened out or he's going to spill everything on a national broadcast.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 19, 2025 10:42 AM (Q0kLU)

I doubt if he or Barrett are "skeered", they're just left wing ideologues because the price was right. Barrett's book deal for example.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:44 AM (2NXcZ)

288 Whig, you are a treasure. The facts you lay out that otherwise, we would never know.
Posted by: Jen the original

He outta partner with Muldoon, and present all of his knowledge in limerick form.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

289 Keep the Statue. Send the plaque to France.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:44 AM (J2vNu)

A very Solomon like decision.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:45 AM (2NXcZ)

290 Need moar bacon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:45 AM (z0e6h)

291 280 Whig, you are a treasure. The facts you lay out that otherwise, we would never know.
Posted by: Jen the original

FWIW, Snook, who is a key staffer for Roberts as noted above, is one of the suspects for leaking the Dobbs (abortion) opinions. There is a reason that CJ Roberts stopped the probe before allowing it completion.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:45 AM (ctrM5)

292 282 Some of the Constitution could use a hard looking at, and probably a reworking… but I do not trust America, as is, to do the job…
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (huRxg)

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I'd like a hard look at Article III and its limits. None of which include...pretty much the entirety of what the judiciary has become.

Also, Article I and its inability to write laws.

Also, Article II and its power of the purse.

Let's be honest, our Constitution as written is pretty solid. It's just that, you know, we have precedent that says no one has to follow it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 19, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

293 "Black Walnuts"

[Raises eyebrow]

-- Ed Buck

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 19, 2025 10:45 AM (iFTx/)

294 Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (ctrM5)

Is that the same as rheumatoid? What a bitch. The meds I'm on is for that but I'm fortunate I never had to deal with it.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2025 10:46 AM (D+vnQ)

295 Some of the Constitution could use a hard looking at, and probably a reworking… but I do not trust America, as is, to do the job…

I think we've messed with it a bit too much. Like amendments 16, 17. 14 could have been worded better.

A reworking in modern times would be a nightmare. People would want all kinds of "rights" in there. Better to stick with what ther Founders intended. They were more intelligent than 99% of whats in Washington now.

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2025 10:46 AM (jGJov)

296 The Constitution is a piece of paper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2025 10:46 AM (z0e6h)

297 He outta partner with Muldoon, and present all of his knowledge in limerick form.
Posted by: Bulg
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I have no poetry within my withered soul. I am a prose type of guy to my eternal shame and to the disgrace of my Scottish ancestors.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:46 AM (ctrM5)

298 I think the Japanese lacquer tree has urushiol, the same stuff that causes the rash from poison ivy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

299 Is that the same as rheumatoid? What a bitch. The meds I'm on is for that but I'm fortunate I never had to deal with it.
Posted by: ...
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Psoriatic. Over ten years now. Eventually medicines stop working and you have to switch but the damage left behind accumulates over time.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:47 AM (ctrM5)

300 A reworking in modern times would be a nightmare. People would want all kinds of "rights" in there. Better to stick with what ther Founders intended. They were more intelligent than 99% of whats in Washington now.
Posted by: brak at March 19, 2025 10:46 AM (jGJov)

This. My dad always told me 'Be smart enough to know when you have no idea what you are doing... unless you have to.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2025 10:47 AM (/x6eu)

301 There is a reason that CJ Roberts stopped the probe before allowing it completion.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:45 AM (ctrM5)

His legacy.

His legacy of not being associated with Epstein Island.

I kid, I kid, there's a lot of well connected John Roberts's that would have had access.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2025 10:48 AM (D+vnQ)

302 Some of the Constitution could use a hard looking at, and probably a reworking
Posted by: tubal

At the very least, we could spell "choose" properly.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

303 Black walnuts are a treasure. One sprung up in the neighborhood and is already killing off junky mulberry trees.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:48 AM (2NXcZ)

304 298 I think the Japanese lacquer tree has urushiol, the same stuff that causes the rash from poison ivy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yes it does. And when you sand it (or burn it in the case of poison ivy/oak/poison sumac), you turn it into fine particles ingested into the lungs as well as skin contact. Nasty stuff. Only solution is to work with it wet.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)

305 Some of the Constitution could use a hard looking at, and probably a reworking
Posted by: tubal
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At the very least, we could spell "choose" properly.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025


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How does the Constitution spell it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 19, 2025 10:49 AM (J2vNu)

306 His legacy.

His legacy of not being associated with Epstein Island.

I kid, I kid, there's a lot of well connected John Roberts's that would have had access.
Posted by: ...

ABC News has a newsreader by that same name. Roberts though is dirty enough via his FISA court shenanigans.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:50 AM (ctrM5)

307 At the very least, we could spell "choose" properly.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

You muft be joking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 10:51 AM (VoAdT)

308 I have no poetry within my withered soul. I am a prose type of guy to my eternal shame and to the disgrace of my Scottish ancestors.
Posted by: whig

Thus the suggested partnership with Muldoon. You could be the Cicero to his Virgil, as it were.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

309 Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:47 AM (ctrM5)

Damn I'm sorry man. I know you've been through the shit I just forgot what it was.

I also forget some days how blessed I am that I only ever had the one lifelong bout and they took all the damaged stuff out, and since then knock wood I went on the meds, got my mind right, got rid of the people in my life who weren't any good for me, found Jesus, ate a little better, and now I'm the perfectly well adjusted, happy go lucky and normal human being you always see before you. I just get mini flares but I don't think they do the damage like the big ones.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (D+vnQ)

310 At the very least, we could spell "choose" properly.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025

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How does the Constitution spell it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

"chuse"

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

311 Some of the Constitution could use a hard looking at, and probably a reworking… but I do not trust America, as is, to do the job…
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:43 AM (huRxg)

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I'd like a hard look at Article III and its limits. None of which include...pretty much the entirety of what the judiciary has become.

Also, Article I and its inability to write laws.

Also, Article II and its power of the purse.

Let's be honest, our Constitution as written is pretty solid. It's just that, you know, we have precedent that says no one has to follow it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to the finish with Corman at March 19, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
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Article III was set up fine. What changed was the drastic expansion of federal jurisdiction and mountains of laws to fight over. The federal courts are hearing disputes now the framers would never have permitted.

What also changed in the last few decades is the utter corruption of the courts and judges. Literally every one of the Hawaiian Judges has a close relative profiting off decisions the judge makes. These aren't "judges" so much as just other oozing tentacles in the fat retarded Cthulhu that is the entire deep state.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (iFTx/)

312 ABC News has a newsreader by that same name. Roberts though is dirty enough via his FISA court shenanigans.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:50 AM (ctrM5)

Doubt mere newsreaders would be big enough fish to get to play in Epstein's playpen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (MqtqS)

313 There's something Kinkadish about this particular piece that makes it difficult for me to enjoy the country-ish theme--you can almost see it "twinkle". Would not hang.

Posted by: Crusader at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (TN0g+)

314 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (MqtqS)

Yeah I'm pretty sure the other dude would probably just stick to schools and the more entry level pedoism.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2025 10:53 AM (D+vnQ)

315 I saw a thing on X that apparently Australia's version of a Hawaiian judge is ordering paleontologists to re-bury interesting ancient human fossils because they contradict the aboriginal creation myth.

Man, I'd like that kind of judicial respect for Judaism and Christianity.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2025 10:53 AM (2ocoG)

316 There's something Kinkadish about this particular piece that makes it difficult for me to enjoy the country-ish theme--you can almost see it "twinkle". Would not hang.
Posted by: Crusader at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (TN0g+)

Heh. It might be the kids in the yard and dogs. Has an Our House quality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2025 10:54 AM (/x6eu)

317 Judges are now the President's Commissars, every decision has to pass them

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2025 10:54 AM (fwDg9)

318 I saw a thing on X that apparently Australia's version of a Hawaiian judge is ordering paleontologists to re-bury interesting ancient human fossils because they contradict the aboriginal creation myth.

Man, I'd like that kind of judicial respect for Judaism and Christianity.
Posted by: Ian S.

Kennewick Man has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

319 Kinkadish runs the x-rated video kiosk in the back of Jugdish's convenience store.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:55 AM (MqtqS)

320 Another long hard look needs to be taken at Rudy Contreras.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2025 10:56 AM (j6NlC)

321 We were at one of those small town festivals that Indiana does so well and saw a beautiful piece of woodwork. It was a jigsaw puzzle in the shape of the state and each county was made from different wood. Maple, pine, ash, walnut, beech, birch, thorn, hazel everything! If the wood grows in Indiana, it was on there. My county was done with ..... Poison ivy wood. Yes. It was.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2025 10:56 AM (4XwPj)

322 ABC News has a newsreader by that same name. Roberts though is dirty enough via his FISA court shenanigans.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 10:50 AM (ctrM5)


But until photos and files are released, I see no reason to rule out the CJ.

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:56 AM (2NXcZ)

323 You cannot create a system that can't be used to subvert and eventually destroy itself. It's the nature of our reality.

The best thing we could have done would have been to outlaw communism and anything communism adjacent.

That would have given our Republic some extra time. As it stands we are in the thick of it. While people wait for the commies to "moderate" and "tack to the center", they are scouting land for the skull ditches.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2025 10:57 AM (D+vnQ)

324 "chuse"
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

Better than Chewz

Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:57 AM (2NXcZ)

325 Kennewick Man has entered the chat.

Archaeologists: Radio carbon dating clearly shows these remains predate the earliest settlements in this are by thousands of years.

Indians: Umm our people say we have been here since Great Spirt made sun.

Judge: Good enough for me! Thank you wise Native for your wisdom. Here is much wampum for your troubles and court costs. Now go destroy those bones.

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2025 10:58 AM (jGJov)

326 I saw Fat Retarded Cthulhu open for Black Sabbath...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 19, 2025 10:58 AM (6K6Eu)

327 Yes it does. And when you sand it (or burn it in the case of poison ivy/oak/poison sumac), you turn it into fine particles ingested into the lungs as well as skin contact. Nasty stuff. Only solution is to work with it wet.
Posted by: whig

Apparently, the lumber of the highly toxic manchineel tree is used in construction. They do something to it beforehand to deactivate the toxin.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

328 Some of the Constitution could use a hard looking at, and probably a reworking… but I do not trust America, as is, to do the job…


Which is what scares me as an Art V Convention.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2025 10:58 AM (5R/2V)

329 That would have given our Republic some extra time. As it stands we are in the thick of it. While people wait for the commies to "moderate" and "tack to the center", they are scouting land for the skull ditches.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2025 10:57 AM (D+vnQ)

The give away is how they keep amping up. Rhetoric (if you can call it that), emotion, tactics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2025 10:59 AM (/x6eu)

330 I saw a thing on X that apparently Australia's version of a Hawaiian judge is ordering paleontologists to re-bury interesting ancient human fossils because they contradict the aboriginal creation myth.

Man, I'd like that kind of judicial respect for Judaism and Christianity.
Posted by: Ian S.

Kennewick Man has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)
_________

Yup. Just keep "researching" until you get the conclusion you want. Then get rid of the evidence. What was a truly groundbreaking discovery -- an ancient human on American soil not related to native Americans -- was corrupted and covered up because it conflicted with Big Indian and its bullshit claims to everything in the country.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 19, 2025 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

331 But until photos and files are released, I see no reason to rule out the CJ.
Posted by: Night lifted.... at March 19, 2025 10:56 AM (2NXcZ)


When one considers the whole reason for the existence of Epstein's island was to create kompromat on persons in positions of power who would be useful to WEF/Globohomo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 10:59 AM (MqtqS)

332 The Florida Keys has a nice little tree called the Poison Wood Tree…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 10:59 AM (PCK5/)

333 I saw Fat Retarded Cthulhu open for Black Sabbath...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 19, 2025 10:58 AM (6K6Eu)
________

Ozzie sang for both?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 19, 2025 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

334 The constitution is just rules for a game. As long as everyone wants to play the game, it works fine. When a couple jerks horn in and say they don't want to play your game, they want to shoot bottle rockets at squirrels instead, quoting the rule book at them is less than useless.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 11:00 AM (VoAdT)

335 Shooting bottle rockets at squirrels actually sounds like fun…

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 11:01 AM (PCK5/)

336 193 Wonder what MCC stands for...
Posted by: Don't make us Bing it at March 19, 2025 10:16 AM (dg+HA)

1,200.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 10:16 AM (VoAdT)
----
Marylbone Cricket Club.

Posted by: Ciampino - knights at March 19, 2025 11:01 AM (KjLnc)

337 The Florida Keys has a nice little tree called the Poison Wood Tree…
Posted by: tubal

I think that's the manchineel tree that I mentioned above, at 327.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

338 Monkey sighting reported...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2025 11:01 AM (JkO4W)

339 337 The Florida Keys has a nice little tree called the Poison Wood Tree…
Posted by: tubal

I think that's the manchineel tree that I mentioned above, at 327.
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

Oh… Moron, here..

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 11:02 AM (PCK5/)

340 Had a guy in the neighborhood who had about 30 black walnut trees in a row on his property line. They were 20 feet tall when I was kid. when I was in my 20s they where close to 40 feet tall. A tree companies regularly made offers to harvest those trees. He finally agreed and retired a short time later. Not sure how much he got. I just recall they were all very tall, with fairly straight thick trunks. I also recall throwing green walnuts as a kid. They were everywhere in the yard.

Posted by: Black walnut, investment? at March 19, 2025 11:02 AM (bKhQp)

341 I will gently mention my opinion that at some part of the process a Constitution (any, not just ours) would probably need to have some kind of mechanism to enforce it. I've been thinking recently that ours is written to govern intellectually honest men of honor so it didn't need some big guy with a stick when it was adopted.

Of course, that mechanism can be corrupted as well.

So really, I guess the ultimate enforcement would be the 2A. Still, something that's been occupying my thoughts while watching this rogue judiciary.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 19, 2025 11:02 AM (PzXaK)

342 Shooting bottle rockets at squirrels actually sounds like fun…
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2025 11:01 AM (PCK5/)

It does. Also sounds like a good way to burn the forest down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2025 11:02 AM (MqtqS)

343 Damn I'm sorry man. I know you've been through the shit I just forgot what it was.

I also forget some days how blessed I am that I only ever had the one lifelong bout and they took all the damaged stuff out, and since then knock wood I went on the meds, got my mind right, got rid of the people in my life who weren't any good for me, found Jesus, ate a little better, and now I'm the perfectly well adjusted, happy go lucky and normal human being you always see before you. I just get mini flares but I don't think they do the damage like the big ones.
Posted by: ...

Appreciate it. Psoriatic is also called wandering arthritis as it picks and chooses a joint to attack. One of the differentiations between psoriatic and rheumatoid (other than psoriasis plaques) is rheumatoid attacks joints symmetrically at the same time. Psoriatic picks a joint, chews on it awhile, then suddenly attacks another.

You get inconsistent blood test results with psoriatic as well with rheumatoid demonstrating more consistent CRP and Rh inflammation test results.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 11:02 AM (ctrM5)

344 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

345 "chuse"
Posted by: Bulg at March 19, 2025 10:52 AM

It's a variant spelling in use at the time the Constitution was written.

Change nothing.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2025 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

346 So really, I guess the ultimate enforcement would be the 2A. Still, something that's been occupying my thoughts while watching this rogue judiciary.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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The enforcement is to ruthlessly reduce the size, scale, and power of the national government. People can move away from a tyrannical state, but not so easy to switch countries. Ideally, within a state, every effort should be to push the power of that state to the local level as well.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 11:04 AM (ctrM5)

347 Which is what scares me as an Art V Convention.

Either we rule ourselves or we don't. No Nation, or people, can or should be bound by a centuries old contract. No more than any prior administration can bind the next one - as was attempted by Biden.

Posted by: Taking Notes at March 19, 2025 11:06 AM (Y1D0N)

348 335 Shooting bottle rockets at squirrels actually sounds like fun…
----------------
Bottle rocket wars were the snizz.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 19, 2025 11:07 AM (Hpgos)

349 113 It's "PEEK-n". All other pronunciations are illegitimate and dumb and wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2025 09:49 AM (VoAdT)

Don't be peekin' at the pee cans.

Posted by: The Osprey at March 19, 2025 11:10 AM (MqtqS)

350 Controversial boxer Imane Khelif sends fierce warning to Donald Trump over LA Olympics

https://mol.im/a/14513175

LOL. Imagine if Trump bans trannies from competing?

Posted by: Ciampino - knights at March 19, 2025 11:10 AM (KjLnc)

351 Posted by: whig at March 19, 2025 11:02 AM (ctrM5)

We don't really know what people go through. Mine is Crohns as I've mentioned before and even when I was at my worst with it and in 24 hour agonizing pain, the forums I read let me know I was so blessed it was unreal. You know how I feel about you anyway. Will keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2025 11:13 AM (D+vnQ)

352 Late to the thread, but wanted to thank CBD for this painting. I like it, a lot. Reminds me of my grandfather's place. Would definitely hang.

Posted by: NC Dave at March 19, 2025 12:01 PM (VQC/c)

353 Pretty nifty brush technique.

It has a calming effect. Would hang.

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354 Late to the art party, but I think those are deer and the guy it trying to shoot them away.

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