Trump Repurposes Biden's Illegal Immigration-Enabling App to Turn It Into an App That Urges Illegals to Go Home

I'm sure you remember Biden's "CBP One App." The app enabled illegal immigrants to apply for asylum by checking a few boxes on a phone app. They would illegally immigrate to America and Biden would claim they were here legally because the app had assigned them a court hearing for their bogus asylum claims in like 6-10 years or whatever.

Trump has gently tweaked "CBP One." It's now the CBP Home app. Illegals can now use it to notify the government that they're leaving the US to go back home.

The Trump administration is rolling out a new app to replace the controversial CBP One app with the new replacement designed to facilitate the self-deportation of illegal immigrants.
The Department of Homeland Security is announcing the CBP Home app -- which will launch with a self-deportation reporting feature for those in the country illegally.
It replaces the CBP One app, which was expanded by the Biden administration to allow migrants to schedule appointments at ports of entry to be paroled into the U.S. Hundreds of thousands were paroled into the U.S. as a result. The Trump administration has ended the ability to use the app for that purpose.
All CBP One apps will update to the new CBP Home app.
"The Biden Administration exploited the CBP One App to allow more than 1 million aliens to illegally enter the United States. With the launching of the CBP Home App, we are restoring integrity to our immigration system," DHS Secretary Kristi Noem said in a statement.
The app allows aliens to "Submit Intent to Depart" and submit information regarding their intent to leave the U.S. They can also provide information to verify they have left the U.S., a function limited to those who were paroled into the U.S.
"The CBP Home App gives aliens the option to leave now and self-deport, so they may still have the opportunity to return legally in the future and live the American dream. If they don't, we will find them, we will deport them, and they will never return," Noem said.

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
SCOOP: The Trump admin has repurposed the controversial Biden era CBP One cell phone app into a self deportation app called CBP Home that launches today. DHS tells me any migrants who had the prior CBP One app will have it auto update to this new app, & DHS can use data from prior CBP One registrations to track migrants for removal.
The new app allows illegal aliens and migrants in the US to register with CBP to self deport. They fill out biographical information, including their countries of citizenship, which country they plan to return to, their alien registration numbers, contact information, and it allows them to upload photos of themselves to confirm their identity. All of it is then submitted to CBP, and they leave the country.

You may be asking yourself -- why would an illegal alien want to self deport?
In a statement to FOX News -- DHS Secretary Kristi Noem answers that question.

"The CBP Home app gives aliens to option to leave now and self-deport, so they may still have the opportunity to return legally in the future and live the American dream. If they don't, we will find them, we will deport them, and they will never return," Noem said. "The Biden administration exploited the CBP One app to allow more than one million aliens to enter the United States. With the launching of the CBP Home app, we are restoring integrity to our immigration system."

DHS says it is significantly cheaper for the US if illegal aliens decide to self deport, and limited ICE resources can instead be used to target criminal aliens.

Outstanding.

Can't wait for an Obama judge to rule that Trump has to keep Biden's app, and for Amy Coney Barrett to bless that ruling.

Posted by: Ace at 06:48 PM

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1 shelving!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (8xFyS)

2 ha

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (jcQqy)

3 Bye bye

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (i/l90)

4 Exploding text app?

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (XArC2)

5 Self deport, or as I call it, go the hell back to whatever shithole country they came from.

Posted by: huerfano at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (n2swS)

6 nooded before posting and still #2

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (jcQqy)

7 Get out. Now.

Love it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (vK/Ja)

8 He's a big orange meanie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

9 That was actually pretty fast to replace this app... remember how long it took Obamacare to not fall flat on its face?

Someone cracked the whip pretty good.

Posted by: SimoHayha at March 10, 2025 06:51 PM (KfVMM)

10 If they collect the correct data, they can KNOW where the phones using those apps are located...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 10, 2025 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

11 My dad calls him the orange menace. Sad.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2025 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

12
Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Immi

Immi who?

Inmigración!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Enstompen! Enstompen! Enstompen! at March 10, 2025 06:51 PM (oxgrL)

13 With all this winning it still kinda feels like we're losing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 06:52 PM (mzM2O)

14 Amy Comey Jarrett

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2025 06:52 PM (lX8VI)

15 Can we re-purpose the app into a location tracker?

Knowing the exact whereabouts (at all times) of the people that used the app under the Biden version would be awesome.

Everyone at the location of a violent crime gets arrested and deported tomorrow.

Everyone at the location of a petty crime gets that treatment within a month.

Everyone here illegally, gets that within a year.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 10, 2025 06:52 PM (Q4Dc6)

16 It would be hilarious if it randomly played La Cucaracha at full volume.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 10, 2025 06:52 PM (251iY)

17 Wife had a dream that her three oldest kids, 36, 35 and 33, get deported back to Jamaica. She has tried many times to get them to acquire citizenship but they couldn't be bothered.

Posted by: Accomack at March 10, 2025 06:53 PM (3U9lo)

18 Better yet - would you prefer to deport in an orderly fashion, sell your stuff, empty your accounts, and buy a business class ticket home, OR get arrested one night, spend time in detention, and maybe lose all your stuff?

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 10, 2025 06:53 PM (nLFEI)

19 He's a big orange meanie!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

Yeh. Isn't it awesome!?!?!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 06:53 PM (4XwPj)

20
Someone cracked the whip pretty good.
Posted by: SimoHayha

Oh, I'd guess that DogeCorps has some crack programmers.

Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Enstompen! Enstompen! Enstompen! at March 10, 2025 06:53 PM (oxgrL)

21 I support the thing.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey at March 10, 2025 06:54 PM (AOsQT)

22 19 He's a big orange meanie!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

Yeh. Isn't it awesome!?!?!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 06:53 PM (4XwPj)

It is a joy to behold

Posted by: browndog with the zoomies at March 10, 2025 06:54 PM (TTAGa)

23 Given the number of hysteria-ridden stories I've been seeing on the deportation of the pali protestor, I kinda think it's a bigger deal to the left than they are letting on.

Now they're crowing that a judge has halted his deportation.
Yeah, no.
He's entitled to a hearing, since he has legal presence status. He was never going to be sent straight out.
It's not "his deportation was stayed" it's "he'll get the hearing he was always going to get and then be removed."
I like how they pretend not to understand why he was moved to LA, instead of kept in the Northeast.

Real mystery ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 06:54 PM (8xFyS)

24 Well,

*ADIOS*

Posted by: JQ at March 10, 2025 06:55 PM (rdVOm)

25 When you hit Albuquerque, turn south.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 06:55 PM (L/fGl)

26 Floyd: Sorry, man. I'm anklin'.
Kermit: Anklin'?
Floyd: Yeah, anklin'. You know, leavin'. I've come to the coda. I'm using the door marked "Exit." Like a banana in the presence of ice cream, I intend to split.

Posted by: pookysgirl, walking thesaurus at March 10, 2025 06:55 PM (Wt5PA)

27 Papi, donde esta el streets of gold?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at March 10, 2025 06:55 PM (wBaIH)

28 Brilliant move IMO.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2025 06:56 PM (e5NfL)

29 On a slightly odd note...

My dishwasher is running and making a peculiar noise. How very strange. I hope it isn't getting ready to crap out on us.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 06:57 PM (4XwPj)

30 Leave voluntarily and you can take your GMAC financed Silverado 3500 with you.

Posted by: Alexander The Adequate at March 10, 2025 06:57 PM (6hd1O)

31 Then: There is literally no way we could get them to stop coming

Now: You legally can't change the app we made to make it easier for them to come here because that's against the super secret law and no president can change that

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2025 06:57 PM (t0Rmr)

32 whoops! I thought i posted the 5 pm post. I didn't mean to flake off for two hours!

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2025 06:57 PM (KRtlO)

33 29 On a slightly odd note...

My dishwasher is running and making a peculiar noise. How very strange. I hope it isn't getting ready to crap out on us.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 06:57 PM (4XwPj)

Give me a call

***makes phone sign with hand***

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 10, 2025 06:58 PM (TTAGa)

34 25 When you hit Albuquerque, turn south.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 06:55 PM (L/fGl)
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Whenever Bugs Bunny said, "I shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque" I wondered if he meant to turn west.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 10, 2025 06:58 PM (LPS7w)

35 32 whoops! I thought i posted the 5 pm post. I didn't mean to flake off for two hours!

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2025 06:57 PM (KRtlO)

I want a refund!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 06:58 PM (mzM2O)

36 I'm guessing it was rolled out as an automatic update to the CBP One?

Which would be hilarious.

"oooh, update! maybe my status has been approved?"
[update complete]
"Go home, now! You been here four hour!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 06:58 PM (8xFyS)

37 >>whoops! I thought i posted the 5 pm post. I didn't mean to flake off for two hours!

Crack is a helluva drug. I'm told.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2025 06:59 PM (LkLld)

38 >>whoops! I thought i posted the 5 pm post. I didn't mean to flake off for two hours!

Sometimes a guy just needs a few hours to sit back and appreciate the shelving.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2025 06:59 PM (oa1NA)

39 So all the hippies in Tesla's are now getting death threats from Act Blue and are rushing to sell their identity badges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:00 PM (mzM2O)

40
"All CBP One apps will update to the new CBP Home app."

Perfect. No searching through the Google Playstore, no sus downloads or links, or updating your password. The US government has worked it all out for you!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:00 PM (RlOnk)

41 Should turn the App into a "Reward For Indicating Where Illegal Invaders Are" or REEFER. $500.00 for each Illegal Invader ID'd, captured, cavity searched and deported.

Country would be free of the vermin within 60 days.

Posted by: I Got An App For That at March 10, 2025 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

42 @32 ace , we thought you were trapped under a shelving collapse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2025 07:02 PM (2Km7O)

43 "Amy Coney Barrett to bless that ruling."

The Pope has said it is the right thing to do. Good Catholics must obey?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2025 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

44
"The CBP Home app gives aliens to option to leave now and self-deport, so they may still have the opportunity to return legally in the future and live the American dream.

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Yeah, not too crazy about "so they may still have the opportunity to return." They crashed the border. Give those opportunities to people who didn't.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:03 PM (RlOnk)

45 Sophia Drake, a "Senior Quantitative Trader" at Goldman Sachs of 5 years, has been found with a OF account.

Times are hard and gettin' harder ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 07:03 PM (8xFyS)

46 I count this as a win. We need a few real wins though... indictments, arrests, etc. I guess they take longer, but a couple of trophy incarcerations would sure build a lot of goodwill on the right.

Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2025 07:03 PM (IgGFh)

47 Can't wait for an Obama judge to rule that Trump has to keep Biden's app, and for Amy Coney Barrett to bless that ruling.

You posted it as a joke - but that's real.

At some point, Trump will either say "No" - and they'll call it a Constitutional Crisis - or his second term won't be much better than the first.

Posted by: You've Got My Attention at March 10, 2025 07:03 PM (cCvPu)

48 Give me a call

***makes phone sign with hand***
Posted by: Stacey Abrams

Piss off you fat, ugly, genetically deviant miscreant. No one wants to call you. No one likes you. You're the embodiment of the phrase "AAARGHH. IT'S GONNA EAT US!!!
Go away and take all of your rolls of fat with you.

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:03 PM (4XwPj)

49 This is clearly a violation of the App Reversal Clause.

Posted by: Amy Cornhole Barrett at March 10, 2025 07:03 PM (paSBy)

50 willowed^2

When will the Department of Government Eggs bring the prices down?

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2025 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
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Just what we need - more shell companies!
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Eggzactly.
Posted by: Crusader at March

This is serious. Stop yolking.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2025 04:09 PM (Dd38x)

They need to get cracking on this problem STAT!
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I'm sure they're in scramble mode.
Posted by: Crusader at March 10, 2025 04:17 PM (azSra)
***
Omlettin these puns pass me by.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2025 04:29 PM (W/lyH)
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Who did you all poach these yolks from?

Posted by: Ciampino - slept the whole day at March 10, 2025 07:04 PM (KjLnc)

51 This is a flawed strategy. How can they access the app if they don't get their free burner phone from the govt?

(Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I get it. This is more of a troll move than an effective policy procedure. But, you have to admit, no illegal immigrant is going to have a contract with a phone provider...which leaves burner phones from a convenience store or some such)

Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2025 07:05 PM (dIske)

52 I really wanted people frog marched in leg irons to the gallows for what's happened to this country.

Might be a bit theatric though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:05 PM (mzM2O)

53 What is "OF account" ?

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2025 07:05 PM (g47mK)

54 I wonder if they added flight ticketing (Economy class, of course) into the app to make it easier to self-deport.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:05 PM (VNX3d)

55 Who did you all poach these yolks from?

Posted by: Ciampino - slept the whole day at March 10, 2025 07:04 PM (KjLnc)

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Yeah, I'm ova them

Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (IgGFh)

56 The Pope has said it is the right thing to do. Good Catholics must obey?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2025 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

It wasn't crazy that some questioned the Kennedy's because of their Catholicism.

I'm not voting for anyone that defers to anyone else not elected. Including the Pope.

Posted by: You've Got My Attention at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (cCvPu)

57 The Pope has said it is the right thing to do. Good Catholics must obey?

White hat. White smoke. Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed Pope.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (f/Q1n)

58 I wonder what it would take to legally manuever Amy Coney Barrett and John Roberts into making a decision about birthright citizenship that upholds the actual meaning of the 14th amendment?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (E5/2l)

59 Should turn the App into a "Reward For Indicating Where Illegal Invaders Are" or REEFER. $500.00 for each Illegal Invader ID'd, captured, cavity searched and deported.
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People were posting pics of the ice coolers outside convenience stores (with the large ICE) with the caption:
"Once I deposit the illegal in this dropbox, how do I collect my reward?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (8xFyS)

60 Are you allowed to Poach a New Thread with Puns from an Old Thread?

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (oa1NA)

61 Ya have to be hard boiled to read above this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2025 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

62 How do they determine which court to sue the President in?

When they wanna hamstring Trump with a TRO, how is it decided which 'Hawaiian' judge will get the case?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey at March 10, 2025 07:07 PM (AOsQT)

63
a couple of trophy incarcerations would sure build a lot of goodwill on the right.
Posted by: 496

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Well, there are those guys who were sent to Gitmo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:07 PM (RlOnk)

64 Rumors have been circulating that the app also has geofencing built in(maybe a psyop) Self deport or we're comin' to get ya.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2025 07:07 PM (/U5Yz)

65 So all the hippies in Tesla's are now getting death threats from Act Blue and are rushing to sell their identity badges.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:00 PM (mzM2O)

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They should leave them in the garage until they burst into flames and burn the house down.

Posted by: Decaf at March 10, 2025 07:07 PM (unUNN)

66 >>"Once I deposit the illegal in this dropbox, how do I collect my reward?"

lol - awesome

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2025 07:07 PM (oa1NA)

67 What is "OF account" ?

spicy content for a low monthly fee.

According to my friend Bill. That's what I heard, anyway.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 07:08 PM (8xFyS)

68 Are you allowed to Poach a New Thread with Puns from an Old Thread?
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (oa1NA)

Since everything is scrambled these days, why not?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:08 PM (VNX3d)

69
What is "OF account" ?
Posted by: runner

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Only Fans. Home-produced porn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:08 PM (RlOnk)

70 Are you allowed to Poach a New Thread with Puns from an Old Thread?
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (oa1NA)

It gets scrambled up something awful.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:08 PM (4XwPj)

71 When they wanna hamstring Trump with a TRO, how is it decided which 'Hawaiian' judge will get the case?
Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey

Spin the pineapple?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2025 07:08 PM (/U5Yz)

72 Wow. Amy Con Barret really went off.

I think all the right people saying how great she was for the past 15 years should have been a clue.

Hindsight, amirite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (bss/y)

73 Action. Creative action. Aggressive action by Noem.

Maybe DOJ can catch the action bug . Heck just a vague announcement of action by DOJ to 'examine', for example, Act Blue would count as victory.

Send Noem over to DOJ for a long lunch to explain the action thingy

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (PwBje)

74 Can't wait for an Obama judge to rule that Trump has to keep Biden's app, and for Amy Coney Barrett to bless that ruling.
__________________

Some effing Hawaiian or Obongo-appointed judge is probably writing his ruling right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

75 49 This is clearly a violation of the App Reversal Clause.
Posted by: Amy Cornhole Barrett at March 10, 2025 07:03 PM (paSBy)
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Your Honor, this is clearly a case of app inversion.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (LPS7w)

76 Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 06:57 PM (4XwPj)

My dishwasher is making a strange noise too. She might just be hungry.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (lX8VI)

77 If you're removed from the US, I believe immigration laws do not allow one to return for many years, if ever.

However, touching back then applying may actually give one a bit of a leg up.

Basically, people giving people who are here illegally a choice of "risk deportation" and risk not being able to return or leave and leave oneself the chance of returning sooner rather than later.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (tT6L1)

78 The left only uses the law when they can change it to fullfil their illegal ways.

Were coming to the part where laws won't matter.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (XLfSN)

79 How much space is left between ActBlue and honest-to-God domestic terrorists?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (E5/2l)

80 On a slightly odd note...

My dishwasher is running and making a peculiar noise. How very strange. I hope it isn't getting ready to crap out on us.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

I can cover both topics:

https://tinyurl.com/y6neftaj

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 10, 2025 07:10 PM (emiww)

81 Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's artisanal

Posted by: OF Thot at March 10, 2025 07:10 PM (hB7mE)

82
I don't want to loan him my albumen, that eggs benedict.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (NMT5x)

83 CBP phone home!

Posted by: ET at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

84 How much space is left between ActBlue and honest-to-God domestic terrorists?
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (E5/2l)

Ask Dr. Venn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (KtIIi)

85 Well, one sophia drake with an instagram account is obviously AI gen.

I'll keep looking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (bss/y)

86 You legally can't change the app we made to make it easier for them to come here because that's against the super secret law and no president can change that

-Judge Kamanawannalaya

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (L/fGl)

87 I think Elon should give all the Tesla products a flame thrower upgrade.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (7PR43)

88 How much space is left between ActBlue and honest-to-God domestic terrorists?
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (E5/2l)

Three quarters of an inch.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (4XwPj)

89 81 Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's artisanal....

Posted by: OF Thot at March 10, 2025 07:10 PM (hB7mE

...she said, bottling her bath water for sale.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (mzM2O)

90
How much space is left between ActBlue and honest-to-God domestic terrorists?
Posted by: Erik In Texas

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If ActBlue funded the vandals of BLM and Antifa, very little.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (RlOnk)

91 Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:08 PM (RlOnk)

ah ! Of course it is.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK)

92 Wow. Amy Con Barret really went off.

You really should pay attention to those - because all they did was cheer because "Trump" and "Mitch the Turtle".

Listen to them less. Because they are absolute idiots. Old School Republicans.

Never trust anyone that appoints a woman in any position of power over a man.

Posted by: You've Got My Attention at March 10, 2025 07:12 PM (cCvPu)

93 Your Honor, this is clearly a case of app inversion.
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Apparently Chili's or Applebees has a new commercial for their "double dipping apps" or something.

And the guy I saw making fun of it calls it like hearing gay pron.

So now I'm scared to look it up ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 07:12 PM (8xFyS)

94 69
What is "OF account" ?
Posted by: runner

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Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by:

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All I have to say about that is the internet never forgets!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 10, 2025 07:12 PM (LPS7w)

95 How much space is left between ActBlue and honest-to-God domestic terrorists?
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 10, 2025 07:09 PM (E5/2l)

who was funding SDS?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2025 07:12 PM (D7oie)

96 If ActBlue funded the vandals of BLM and Antifa, very little.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (RlOnk)
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Somebody had to buy those pallets of bricks

Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2025 07:12 PM (IgGFh)

97 81 Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's artisanal
Posted by: OF Thot at March 10, 2025 07:10 PM (hB7mE)

The gig-itty economy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2025 07:13 PM (bss/y)

98 I can't believe yall are still carton these eggs jokes around.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2025 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

99 Posted by: Amy Cornhole Barrett

Um, do you do the back stuff? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2025 07:13 PM (/U5Yz)

100 89 81 Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's artisanal....

Posted by: OF Thot at March 10, 2025 07:10 PM (hB7mE

...she said, bottling her bath water for sale.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:11 PM (mzM2O)

Remember when thots selling their farts was a thing until the one gal was getting so much fiber she had some sort of intestinal rupture?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2025 07:14 PM (bss/y)

101 I can't believe yall are still carton these eggs jokes around.
Posted by: fd

They crack me up. No yoke!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2025 07:14 PM (cYBz/)

102 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
·
50m
A left-wing Obama-appointed judge, Jesse Furman, has blocked the Trump administration from deporting Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil from the United States.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (AOsQT)

103 Got willowed, gonna repost

The parents just cut off their free ride and they are throwing a massive tantrum including name calling, posting inane Tik Tok videos, cursing, flashing paddles with stupid slogans, waving canes, and stomping their feet. The adults are in charge again.

Its even worse than that for the left. Their entire life blood is this government funding being shuffled around under the table. Millions for condoms to Gaza was never about birth control, it was about pipelining money allocated for that into pockets and activist organizations.

The missing Covid money, the bizarre social security numbers, the loans made to children, the tax refunds going to people more than once, all of it was ways to take your tax money and enrich people and pay for activism at every level of society and the world.

And without that, the left has no future.... 1/2

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (2VST1)

104 2/2:

Remember all those people we saw in college getting Underwater Feminist Basketweaving for Trans degrees? How we said "they have no future in the real world" Well they DID have a future, as long as organizations like USAID kept funding them.

All those companies we watched go woke, lose customers and stocks, and stay open? Federal grants and funds propping them up. George Soros even he can't afford to keep all this going? He didn't HAVE to. He'd give them money, then USAID and other organizations gave it right back to him.

What happens when you cut off this flood of cash? Where do they go? How do they live? What happens to the blue-haired eternal protester being paid 40 bucks an hour to show up and break Tesla lot windows when the Act Blue money dries up?

They face that real world we warned them about, that's what. And they will literally kill to prevent that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (2VST1)

105 Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's artisanal
Posted by: OF Thot at March 10, 2025 07:10 PM (hB7mE)

The gig-itty economy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Titty economy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (L/fGl)

106 ActBlue is only the very large tip of a very large iceberg. The Dems have all kind of money laundering operations, a lot of which involves skimmed money. That's why their yelling so loudly about DOGE

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (2Km7O)

107 I thought you said intestinal rapture!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 10, 2025 07:16 PM (63Dwl)

108 So all the hippies in Tesla's are now getting death threats from Act Blue and are rushing to sell their identity badges.

I love it. All those dirty, smelly, dumb, peace loving, dope smoking hippies who thought they were so cool and hip and tech savvy by buying an earth destroying Tesla are now being hunted by...democrat savages who make the Klan look civilized and will, being tech savvy too, video tape it on their Iphones. Hahahahaha!

Outta be a movie.

Posted by: So Ironical at March 10, 2025 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

109 How much space is left between ActBlue and honest-to-God domestic terrorists?

My guess is that they were like 1 cutout at most from directly funding rioting at the very least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:17 PM (2VST1)

110 108

Outta be a movie.
Posted by: So Ironical at March 10, 2025 07:16 PM (R/m4+)
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"The Crazies"?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 10, 2025 07:17 PM (LPS7w)

111 until the one gal was getting so much fiber she had some sort of intestinal rupture?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2025 07:14 PM

Personally, I'm a beans until intestinal rapture kind of guy.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at March 10, 2025 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

112 Not sure if this was already posted, but Elon Musk said that the IP addresses from the cyberattack today originated in Ukraine.

Surprise, surprise!

Posted by: DaisyB at March 10, 2025 07:18 PM (AbL8c)

113 A left-wing Obama-appointed judge, Jesse Furman, has blocked the Trump administration from deporting Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil from the United States.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (AOsQT)

What significant Trump action has NOT been halted or reversed by a leftist judge?

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2025 07:18 PM (ZlOcj)

114 The Dems have all kind of money laundering operations, a lot of which involves skimmed money. That's why their yelling so loudly about DOGE

Right. USAID was just one part, a large part, but just one. And you can tell how close DOGE is getting by how berserk the left gets and how the Hawaiian Judges rush to block them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1)

115 I lurve Trump Ju-Jitsu!!!

no homo

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2025 07:19 PM (Aqu9a)

116 But of course.
e Judiciary Democrats Rally Behind Hamas-Supporting Student Activist

https://is.gd/zdFr89

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Well they're baby killers and he's a baby killer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 07:20 PM (L/fGl)

117 Leave now. Because if we catch you, all your shit are belong to us.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2025 07:20 PM (sZswu)

118 What significant Trump action has NOT been halted or reversed by a leftist judge?
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2025 07:18 PM (ZlOcj)

Him banging Melania in the White House.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 10, 2025 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

119 "The Crazies"?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 10, 2025 07:17 PM (LPS7w)

I was thinking more of "Tesla Astroglide In Blue".

Posted by: Zombie Robert Blake at March 10, 2025 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

120 *ping*

"You have mail!"

GET THE FUCK OUT

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:21 PM (BRvvM)

121 A left-wing Obama-appointed judge, Jesse Furman, has blocked the Trump administration from deporting Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil from the United States.

--

I think I've found the method the Democrats are going to use to "resist" all of Donald Trump's initiatives and actions. Just call upon the endless parade of hard left commie judges to rule against him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (qBdHI)

122 A left-wing Obama-appointed judge, Jesse Furman, has blocked the Trump administration from deporting Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil from the United States.
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Oh? Did he now...

Ought to fly the guy out anyway, along with the "judge" & drop them both into Gaza.

Posted by: JQ at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (rdVOm)

123 A left-wing Obama-appointed judge, Jesse Furman, has blocked the Trump administration from deporting Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil from the United States.

Then let us measure the nut-sack of Donald Trump. The same cat that wouldn't tell a Federal Judge no over the credentials at the White House Press Briefing.

This is an important moment. Will Donald say "NO" ?

I don't think he will.

Posted by: You've Got My Attention at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (cCvPu)

124 Only Fans. Home-produced porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's artisanal
Posted by: OF Thot at March 10, 2025 07:10 PM (hB7mE)

The gig-itty economy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Titty economy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (L/fGl)

Revenue is reported on a 1099-NEC (TITTY)

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (Aqu9a)

125 re: Starbase infiltration

If a Starbase saboteur is found he should be tied to the nose of the next Starship several days before the next launch. Not too many, his screams should still be heard just before ignition.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (AJDwy)

126 "The Biden regime spent at least $1 trillion on Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI)-related initiatives, a watchdog report has found."

Costs a lot of (government) money to "convince" people "Communism is GREAT, and The West Must DIE".

https://tinyurl.com/3cccnr7k

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (Cus5s)

127
Well they DID have a future, as long as organizations like USAID kept funding them.

=============

The ones I want to die are the Sunrise Movement -- led by the smuggest, dumbest bunch you've ever seen -- and --

omg. I just went to look up that organization that Saikat Chakrabarti used to run and found out he's running against Nancy Pelosi in 2026. lolol wth is he up to? Just getting a little exposure and hoping she dies soon?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (RlOnk)

128 he app allows aliens to "Submit Intent to Depart"

It also allows us to track their cell phones and, who knows, maybe upload all of their contacts.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2025 07:24 PM (KBusA)

129 Big Mouth Billy Bass - Now with AI

https://tinyurl.com/2ucwsj5d

Enjoy!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:24 PM (VNX3d)

130 102 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
·
50m
A left-wing Obama-appointed judge, Jesse Furman, has blocked the Trump administration from deporting Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil from the United States.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey at March 10, 2025 07:15 PM (AOsQT

This will never end. Trump has to start ignoring it and causing the SC to act.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:24 PM (mzM2O)

131 We have a new axis of evil, The UK, Ukraine and The Baltic States.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2025 07:25 PM (g47mK)

132 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1

The louder they talk of their honor, the faster we count the spoons.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:25 PM (4XwPj)

133 Jasmine Crockett Says "It's Not A Crime" To Illegally Cross The Border

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It's also not a crime to slap a bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl)

134 I think I've found the method the Democrats are going to use to "resist" all of Donald Trump's initiatives and actions. Just call upon the endless parade of hard left commie judges to rule against him.

They did it last time too and it worked then. This time its not working, almost always within a few days it gets overturned or lifted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:25 PM (2VST1)

135 Didn't they force Trump to allow the 2 billion dollars?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:26 PM (mzM2O)

136 Because if we catch you, all your shit are belong to us.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2025 07:20 PM

We are happy to assist you in covering all modalities!

Posted by: Indian flights with no working bathrooms at March 10, 2025 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

137 Hey, when was the last time anyone saw.a.comment from Jim, Sunk New Dawn?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:26 PM (BRvvM)

138 Looks like a riot

BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey at March 10, 2025 07:26 PM (AOsQT)

139 Didn't they force Trump to allow the 2 billion dollars?

No, the Supreme Court ruled that any money owed people for their contractual work must be paid, and sent the case back to the court to decide what was contractually owed or not, out of the 2 billion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:27 PM (2VST1)

140 I don't know where to put this, but if you haven't seen "The Fall of Minneapolis," a searing documentary about the Floyd case by the intrepid (real) journalist Liz Collins, it's a must-see.

https://rumble.com/v3vyvzv-the-fall-of-minneapolis.html

Body camera footage that was kept from the public until after the kangaroo court 'trial,' and interviews with many MPD police officers blow the 'case' against human sacrifice Derek Chauvin to smithereens.

Posted by: Beverly at March 10, 2025 07:27 PM (Epeb0)

141 We have a new axis of evil, The UK, Ukraine and The Baltic States.
Posted by: runner

Paterson NJ.

https://shorturl.at/RKXNN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 07:27 PM (L/fGl)

142 re: Starbase infiltration

If a Starbase saboteur is found he should be tied to the nose of the next Starship several days before the next launch. Not too many, his screams should still be heard just before ignition.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2025 07:22 PM (AJDwy)

I was thinking that inside the Starship, tied to a folding chair for launch, would be better. When we get to see the video from inside Starship, we'll have something concrete to size everything.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:28 PM (VNX3d)

143 It's going to be an interesting Spring.

>>@VividProwess

>>🚨BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.

>>Raise your hand if you want them all deported. ✋

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2025 07:28 PM (LkLld)

144 The UK is not a friend is it. As long as their policymakers can manipulate, in their minds, stupid American Cousins they will show sunny disposition. When America pursues its own interests , they become unnerved. Did you notice that Castro Jr. also ran to London to say his goodbyes ? He cried a little on kind Charles' shoulder.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK)

145 What significant Trump action has NOT been halted or reversed by a leftist judge?
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None of them, permanently.

None of the people have been hired back.
None of the money has gone out.
None of the DOGE team has been denied the info they need.

Seriously.
The judges have issued their orders and ... nothing has changed.

The latest is in SF where the judge ordered the OPM folks to testify. And Trump said, "no."
And now the DOJ has--correctly--pointed out that, under a TRO, the court is not permitted to order evidentiary testimony.
That the court can only order such in relation to a permanent injection.
Which is immediately appealable.
And now you see why the judge wants to order depositions under the TRO instead of the PI.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 07:29 PM (8xFyS)

146 Hey, when was the last time anyone saw.a.comment from Jim, Sunk New Dawn?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:26 PM (BRvvM)

There was content he provided on Friday's ONT, repeated on the Gun Thread, about how he's doing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:29 PM (VNX3d)

147 Ken Paxton brought 100 lawsuits against the Biden administration, won 3 out of every 4 cases but you never hear diddly squat about any of that

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2025 07:30 PM (mB6WH)

148 It's going to be an interesting Spring.

>>@VividProwess

>>🚨BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.

>>Raise your hand if you want them all deported. ✋
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2025 07:28 PM (LkLld)

*does best Arnold Horshack imitation*

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2025 07:30 PM (Aqu9a)

149 >>🚨BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.

>>Raise your hand if you want them all deported. ✋
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2025 07:28 PM (LkLld)

This is kind of shocking. They're being arrested? In NYC?!?!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (4XwPj)

150 What significant Trump action has NOT been halted or reversed by a leftist judge?
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2025 07:18 PM (ZlOcj)

Him banging Melania in the White House.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 10, 2025 07:20 PM

Overruled!

Posted by: Random Hawaiian judge at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (c49Mn)

151 138 Looks like a riot

BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey
---

Hey, don't take them to jail. Take them straight to the airport. Air Marshals can do the paperwork in flight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (AJDwy)

152 WeDontWantYouHere.gov

kthnxbai.gov

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (0HaGk)

153 >>Raise your hand if you want them all deported.

In pine wood boxes. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (oa1NA)

154 153 >>Raise your hand if you want them all deported.

In pine wood boxes. Yes.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (oa1NA)

Card board. Fuck em

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (mzM2O)

155 This will never end. Trump has to start ignoring it and causing the SC to act.

Nope. He has to pick a point where even the Supremes get told no.

I don't think he's guy to do it. But that's where it has to go.

Posted by: You've Got My Attention at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (cCvPu)

156 "The Biden regime spent at least $1 trillion on Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI)-related initiatives, a watchdog report has found."

I've got a newsflash for y'all: At least 25 trillion of the 34 trillion dollars our country is in debt is money stolen by DemonRats through USAID and related scams.

I will settle for nothing less than a line of crucified thieves along US Route 20, every 100 feet, from Boston, Mass to Newport, Oregon.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (BRvvM)

157 GTFO.gov

Posted by: JQ at March 10, 2025 07:33 PM (rdVOm)

158 Card board. Fuck em
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (mzM2O)

Match boxes.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:33 PM (4XwPj)

159 Buzzards gotta eat, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 10, 2025 07:34 PM (9041i)

160 garrett, how about using those biodegradable coffins made out of mushroom fiber? Eco friendly.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2025 07:34 PM (mB6WH)

161 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
·
50m
A left-wing Obama-appointed judge, Jesse Furman, has blocked the Trump administration from deporting Hamas sympathizer Mahmoud Khalil from the United States.
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Charlie is exaggerating.
It's a regularly scheduled hearing that was always going to take place.
His right as a lawful permanent resident, entitled to a heaing.
Think of it like a probable cause hearing.

As I said above, the key fact here is it's a hearing before a judge in Louisiana.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2025 07:35 PM (8xFyS)

162 Hey, when was the last time anyone saw.a.comment from Jim, Sunk New Dawn?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:26 PM (BRvvM)

Reading Friday's ONT, he's not doing great. But still wave at him from time to time, he sees you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, yarn enthusiast at March 10, 2025 07:35 PM (Wt5PA)

163 160 garrett, how about using those biodegradable coffins made out of mushroom fiber? Eco friendly.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2025 07:34 PM (mB6WH)

Vroom vroom via shroom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:35 PM (mzM2O)

164 138 Looks like a riot

BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey
---

Hey, don't take them to jail. Take them straight to the airport. Air Marshals can do the paperwork in flight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (AJDwy)

And no free peanuts, pretzels, or beverages either! There's a special menu pricing for said deportees.

The least expensive menu item is 4oz of warm tap water for $500. Cash only. No cards, checks, money orders. Exact change only.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2025 07:35 PM (Aqu9a)

165 BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey
---

Masks are great. Cracked skulls are better.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2025 07:35 PM (/U5Yz)

166 I will settle for nothing less than a line of crucified thieves along US Route 20, every 100 feet, from Boston, Mass to Newport, Oregon.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (BRvvM)

Can I interest you in crow's cages? This will ensure they suffer in public for longer than crucifixion.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:36 PM (4XwPj)

167 Card board. Fuck em
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (mzM2O)

Match boxes.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:33 PM (4XwPj)

5-gallon buckets.

Posted by: JQ at March 10, 2025 07:37 PM (rdVOm)

168 Looks like mostly white people wearing that palestinian herringbone pattern doo-rag, getting temporarily arrested

play-acting at revolution

they'll be released later today

Posted by: Don Black. Message: say hey at March 10, 2025 07:37 PM (AOsQT)

169 NYPD cops not carrying zip tie cuffs. Fail.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2025 07:37 PM (/U5Yz)

170 NYPD cops not carrying zip tie cuffs. Fail.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2025 07:37 PM (/U5Yz)

May I suggest using your stun guns officers? Repeatedly!

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 10, 2025 07:38 PM (Aqu9a)

171 This is kind of shocking. They're being arrested? In NYC?!?!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (4XwPj)

Locals probably trying to keep them out of the hands of the feds.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2025 07:38 PM (lX8VI)

172 There was content he provided on Friday's ONT, repeated on the Gun Thread, about how he's doing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:29 PM (VNX3d)

Yes. He still reads here, but typing posts has become difficult for him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2025 07:38 PM (h8QI+)

173 Card board. Fuck em
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2025 07:32 PM (mzM2O)

Match boxes.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:33 PM (4XwPj)

5-gallon buckets.
Posted by: JQ at March 10, 2025 07:37 PM (rdVOm)

Quaker Oat Canisters

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:38 PM (VNX3d)

174 There was content he provided on Friday's ONT, repeated on the Gun Thread, about how he's doing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Thank you

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:39 PM (BRvvM)

175 May I suggest using your stun guns officers? Repeatedly!
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 10, 2025 07:38 PM (Aqu9a)

Don't tase me bro!

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2025 07:39 PM (MGB5H)

176 May I suggest using your stun guns officers? Repeatedly!
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 10, 2025 07:38 PM (Aqu9a)

Don't tase me bro!
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2025 07:39 PM (MGB5H)

Power Wash the riot with Honey Wagons.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (VNX3d)

177 The Pope has said it is the right thing to do. Good Catholics must obey?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2025 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

It wasn't crazy that some questioned the Kennedy's because of their Catholicism.

I'm not voting for anyone that defers to anyone else not elected. Including the Pope.

Posted by: You've Got My Attention at March 10, 2025 07:06 PM (cCvPu)
==
Good catholics are not obligated to even listen to the pope on subjects where he does not have teaching authority. Such as immigration. The knowledge of what Catholic Social Services has been up to actually is causing good catholics to question this year's annual appeal.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (GZYu7)

178 "Buzzards gotta eat, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

Same as the worms.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (0HaGk)

179 The Trumpcession is starting! Hold onto your butts, economy going down!!!!

Posted by: Sid stands with Ukraine at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (y4Cn7)

180 Judge in NY playing President again and ordered the Palestinian terrorist green card holder can't be deported until the court says he can.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (VofaG)

181 Can I interest you in crow's cages? This will ensure they suffer in public for longer than crucifixion.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem

"Please to provide one million crow cages, COD, purchase order to follow."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (BRvvM)

182 171 This is kind of shocking. They're being arrested? In NYC?!?!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (4XwPj)
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Adams wants to stay on Trump's good side and out of jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2025 07:41 PM (AJDwy)

183 This is kind of shocking. They're being arrested? In NYC?!?!

Mayor Adams is born again based, lately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:41 PM (2VST1)

184 Who farted?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 10, 2025 07:41 PM (VmWa/)

185 Quaker Oat Canisters

-
Or shot from cannon into the Gulf of America accompanied by the 1812 Overture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 10, 2025 07:41 PM (L/fGl)

186 If anyone remembers, the economy went to shit after Reagan was elected and everybody told him to disrupt his plan. He stayed strong and we got through it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2025 07:42 PM (ZlOcj)

187 🚨BREAKING: Arrests are being made as masked Hamas-sympathizer fanatics with keffiyehs march through New York City right now.

>>Raise your hand if you want them all deported. ✋
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2025 07:28 PM (LkLld)

This is kind of shocking. They're being arrested? In NYC?!?!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (4XwPj)
==
Mayor Adams knows which side of the bread his career is buttered on.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2025 07:42 PM (GZYu7)

188 I thought the pope was ecumenically aspirating vomit.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2025 07:42 PM (0HaGk)

189
Hey, when was the last time anyone saw.a.comment from Jim, Sunk New Dawn?

Posted by: Sharkman

============

It's sad that Jim is laboring to type. I wish he would just hit any old key with his elbow or fist or whatever and we'll get it. We'll know he's present.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:42 PM (RlOnk)

190 Hold onto your butts, economy going down!!!!

There is a chance that the US fighting back in the trade wars against Canada and Mexico will cost us in the short run. Its just a matter of seeing how much the other things Trump's administration are doing will offset that effect.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1)

191 This is kind of shocking. They're being arrested? In NYC?!?!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2025 07:31 PM (4XwPj)
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Adams wants to stay on Trump's good side and out of jail.

Posted by: Braenyard

Too little. Too late.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2025 07:43 PM (sZswu)

192 Good catholics are not obligated to even listen to the pope on subjects where he does not have teaching authority. Such as immigration. The knowledge of what Catholic Social Services has been up to actually is causing good catholics to question this year's annual appeal.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (GZYu7)

This year's?

We haven't donated to that commie outfit for YEARS!

Posted by: Just Lily at March 10, 2025 07:43 PM (RLLZj)

193 "Who farted?
Posted by: Pug Mahon"

Well..I mean...you don't have to announce it to the world.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2025 07:43 PM (0HaGk)

194 Posted by: Sid stands with Ukraine at March 10, 2025 07:40 PM (y4Cn7)

Sid blows Ukrainian soldiers in support of the war.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 10, 2025 07:44 PM (VofaG)

195 "The knowledge of what Catholic Social Services has been up to actually is causing good catholics to question this year's annual appeal." Posted by: Black JEM

Quit giving them any money till they stop the DEI and globalist communism bullshit? Cut off their funding ... but seems many Catholics feel that would condemn them to Hell.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2025 07:45 PM (Cus5s)

196 Long press deports your neighbors too.

Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2025 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

197 If every burger, town, city & village rounded up all of their village idiots and shipped them to a brand new town of just them, Sid WOULD BE their village idiot.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2025 07:45 PM (sZswu)

198 It's sad that Jim is laboring to type. I wish he would just hit any old key with his elbow or fist or whatever and we'll get it. We'll know he's present.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2025 07:42 PM (RlOnk)

The ... guy could donate a dot.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 10, 2025 07:47 PM (RLLZj)

199 Damn, that's too bad about Jim SND.

Hopefully he'll do.as suggested and just send us a cryptic blast of random letters to let us know he's got eyeballs on us.

God bless you, Jim.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:48 PM (BRvvM)

200 Musk is fully aware of what is happening with Ukraine and Russia right now. He also knows exactly how VPNs work and likely more about how internet traffic can be mapped than any 3 letter government agency or even us blog commenters.

Doesn't Musk own, and didn't he "gift" satellite comms to the Uke military, leadership and bureaucrats?

Musk has his tech team tearing through their many networks, including financial,

He also has direct and frequent conversations with the most hated man in the world: Trump, who himself has organized Patel, Bongino, Bondi, Gabberts, Noem and Hegseth, all with substantial budgets, tools and motivation to hunt down enemies of the State.

This is a profoundly stupid enemy Musk has managed to conjure up. As close as one can get to tugging on Superman's cape.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2025 07:48 PM (a4flb)

201 We had a prospective pastor preach yesterday morning. First thing he said was "Let's pray for Ukraine." Later in his sermon, he talked about being a sixth grade teacher, and that at parernt conference, allowed an illegal immigrant mom to yell at him because her significant other (6 kids, all different dads) got deported and she was mad at the US. His response to her was, "Do you feel better?"

Would appreciate input, but my initial inclination is that I don't want a social justice warrior leading my church.

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2025 07:48 PM (wLjpr)

202 Sharkman, several people stay in contact with him .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2025 07:49 PM (mB6WH)

203 It's sad that Jim is laboring to type. I wish he would just hit any old key with his elbow or fist or whatever and we'll get it. We'll know he's present.

Aren't you basically describing the hash codes that follow our individual posts?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2025 07:50 PM (a4flb)

204 201 We had a prospective pastor preach yesterday morning

I can just imagine this guy showing up at the unemployment-office in History of the World, Part I

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2025 07:50 PM (gKWVE)

205 Would appreciate input, but my initial inclination is that I don't want a social justice warrior leading my church.

Doesn't sound like his primary concern is Christ and Him Crucified.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:51 PM (2VST1)

206
Would appreciate input, but my initial inclination is that I don't want a social justice warrior leading my church.
Posted by: moki
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You don't need to ask.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2025 07:51 PM (AJDwy)

207 Quit giving them any money till they stop the DEI and globalist communism bullshit? Cut off their funding ... but seems many Catholics feel that would condemn them to Hell.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2025 07:45 PM (Cus5s)
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Quit giving them money until the current communist shitbag antipope shuffles off this mortal coil for his just reward.

Pray for the next John Paul II.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2025 07:51 PM (qlmTX)

208 Quit giving them any money till they stop the DEI and globalist communism bullshit? Cut off their funding ... but seems many Catholics feel that would condemn them to Hell.

The Eastern Orthodox Church awaits.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2025 07:52 PM (a4flb)

209 moki, I would have stood up and walked out as he finished that sentence.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2025 07:52 PM (mB6WH)

210 Newd

Cafe

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:52 PM (BRvvM)

211 Damn, that's too bad about Jim SND.

Hopefully he'll do.as suggested and just send us a cryptic blast of random letters to let us know he's got eyeballs on us.

God bless you, Jim.
Posted by: Sharkman

Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2025 07:52 PM (sZswu)

212 Pray for the next John Paul II.

You'll pray for John Paul II
You'll accept Benedict XVI
You'll get Muhammed Bin Mohommad I

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2025 07:53 PM (2VST1)

213 Pray for the next John Paul II.

Posted by: ballistic

Every day, fervently.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 07:53 PM (BRvvM)

214 Would appreciate input, but my initial inclination is that I don't want a social justice warrior leading my church.
Posted by: moki at March 10, 2025 07:48 PM (wLjp
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Do what you can to prevent this idiot from gaining the pulpit. If you fail, find a new church.

It's the left hollowing out the institution and wearing the skin suit. Just leave and find your way to God.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2025 07:53 PM (qlmTX)

215 140 I don't know where to put this, but if you haven't seen "The Fall of Minneapolis," a searing documentary about the Floyd case by the intrepid (real) journalist Liz Collins, it's a must-see.

https://rumble.com/v3vyvzv-the-fall-of-minneapolis.html

Body camera footage that was kept from the public until after the kangaroo court 'trial,' and interviews with many MPD police officers blow the 'case' against human sacrifice Derek Chauvin to smithereens.

Posted by: Beverly at March 10, 2025 07:27 PM (Epeb0)

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Thanks, I'm watching it, but from what I've seen so far it's the same bodycam footage that came out a few weeks after the incident.

After watching back then, I realized the cops were being framed as it was clear that Floyd was on something and OD'd or had some kind of medical emergency because the man was complaining he couldn't breathe before they tried to put him in the cruiser.

And it's obvious from the video, as it has been from the beginning, that Chauvin was putting little, if any, pressure on Floyd's neck.

It was an event that the Dems needed to start riots and turn 2020 into an even worse year that it already was, all in an effort to beat Trump.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2025 07:54 PM (6ydKt)

216 rickb223

Nay.

Trudeau is that village idiot of a village of idiots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2025 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

217 {{{ moki }}}

I can see you as a fire and brimstone cult leader. But no snakes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2025 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

218 Judge in NY playing President again and ordered the Palestinian terrorist green card holder can't be deported until the court says he can.

This is where the Process is the Punishment. I'm thinking at least six figures in legal fees to stay.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2025 07:56 PM (a4flb)

219 Cafe nood

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2025 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

220
I can see you as a fire and brimstone cult leader. But no snakes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2025 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

Coffee and doughnuts are the only things my parishioners would be handling!!

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2025 07:57 PM (wLjpr)

221 Thanks yall,

I knew it when he said those things, but I appreciate that people I respect feel the same way!

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2025 07:58 PM (wLjpr)

222 Floyd was retarded.

A few minutes after Floyd left the store, the store employee went out to the SUV parked on the other side of the street and told him he'd just called the cops on him for passing a fake $20.

Floyd, being retarded, sat there for another ten or fifteen minutes talking to passengers until the cops rolled up, tapped on the window, and changed history.

Interestingly, after the cop taps on the window, Floyd has his back turned the entire time, to, I believe, stuff the pills in his mouth that he'd just bought from his drug dealer in the passenger seat.

The cops said they found pills in the back of the cruiser with Floyd's saliva/DNA on it.

Hundreds of riots over this idiot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 10, 2025 07:58 PM (6ydKt)

223 NYPD cops not carrying zip tie cuffs. Fail.

KrazyGlue for the Win.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2025 07:58 PM (a4flb)

224 moki

Sign me up.

I thought you had gone to the new thread so I put my willowed comment on it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2025 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

225 I stand with a cane.

Posted by: Syd at March 10, 2025 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

226 So all the hippies in Tesla's are now getting death threats from Act Blue and are rushing to sell their identity badges.

Kind of curious as to what is the Redemption of Virtue brand and model to get.

Surely not a diesel Ford F-350

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2025 08:01 PM (a4flb)

227 Hundreds of riots over this idiot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

I believe the proper AoSHQ Stylebook title for him is:

"Blessed George Floyd, Patron Saint of Shoving A Lethal Dose of Fentanyl Up Your Own Asshole."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2025 08:02 PM (BRvvM)

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