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Kristi Noem: We've Caught Two DHS Employees Leaking Classified Details of ICE Raids; They Are Being Referred for Prosecution to the DOJ

They face up to ten years in prison if convicted.

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

BREAKING: DHS Secretary @Sec_Noem announces via video that they have identified two alleged leakers within DHS who have been "telling individuals about our operations", and DHS will seek to prosecute them. A DHS official tells FOX both people are being referred to DOJ for consideration of felony prosecutions. It will be up to DOJ to decide whether or not to pursue any prosecutions, and the individuals will also get due process. No details on who they are.

DHS statement to @FoxNews:

"We are preparing to refer these perpetrators to the DOJ for felony prosecutions. These individuals face up to 10 years in federal prison. We will find and root out all leakers. They will face prison time & we will get justice for the American people."

Related:

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1 Good

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (aPBRN)

2 Ten years in the clink.
Illegal aliens get to go home.

Ha-ha dumb fuck leakers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (/lPRQ)

3 Soooooo, gallows when?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2025 05:00 PM (mlg/3)

4 Too many traitors in this country and far too many "working" "for" the Feds.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 07, 2025 05:01 PM (aPBRN)

5 Prosecute? Persecute them.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 05:01 PM (i/l90)

6 Gosh, I wonder if they'll be separated from their family?

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - single moms, your children are a detriment, not a benefit at March 07, 2025 05:02 PM (G+nrD)

7 I nooded the otters

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 05:03 PM (i/l90)

8 Guillotine!

Posted by: Madame Defarge at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (jc0TO)

9 Dang, Noem looks about 25 in that video. What sorcery is this?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (xCA6C)

10 I only regret that I have but one life to have Kristi Noem handcuff me and you know, abuse me. I am tempted to do something vile and treasonous in the hope that .....

Posted by: goatexchange at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (hyS0X)

11 Well, I'm glad to see some heads may begin to roll.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (uCjyK)

12 Dang, Noem looks about 25 in that video. What sorcery is this?
Posted by: Archimedes

Damn good plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Tuna at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (lJ0H4)

13 Noem has IMHO a genuinely pretty face.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (kTd/k)

14 Drawn and quarter is my suggestion for punishment

Posted by: Skip i at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (fwDg9)

15 Weird how not ordering up a Pizza results in a Pizza not showing up on your doorstep.

Weirder still how that same thing happens with Migrant Caravans.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:06 PM (oa1NA)

16
So they'll be keeping their jobs and perhaps be promoted?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2025 05:06 PM (uotK4)

17 I've been bad too, Kristi. I deserve to be spanked.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2025 05:06 PM (LkLld)

18 Good. But if they are employees located in DC they will never get convicted. Hopefully they are located in a red state/county.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM (e5NfL)

19 >>Dang, Noem looks about 25 in that video. What sorcery is this?


There's a picture of a really old dog with a bullet hole in its head in her attic.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM (oa1NA)

20 Damn good plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Tuna at March 07, 2025 05:05 PM (lJ0H4)
13 Noem has IMHO a genuinely pretty face.


Yeah, no. In the very recent past, she looked like she had 10 lbs of makeup on, and still looked much older. I think it's Industrial Light and Magic.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM (xCA6C)

21 I liked the commercials Kristi did for DHS a few weeks back. "Don't even think about it." They seemed powerful.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM (i/l90)

22 Those filters are getting more and more sophisticated.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM (cSvoa)

23 They should have been booked and arrested and waiting in jail

Posted by: Skip i at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM (fwDg9)

24 Their correspondence will be interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 05:08 PM (jc0TO)

25 Names, please. People are more willing to contribute and talk when the heads are on spikes. Showboat these clowns. Make an example.

Posted by: Orson at March 07, 2025 05:08 PM (dIske)

26 Bye Felicia!

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:08 PM (SC4DV)

27 Noem has IMHO a genuinely pretty face.

A purty mouf fer a boy?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 07, 2025 05:08 PM (nbo+T)

28 Can we have public trials and executions?

Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (uGpeQ)

29 Noem did not look that good at the SoTU the other night.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (oa1NA)

30 Chain me,Kristi. Chain me to your leg.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (g8Ew8)

31 Kristi-filters.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (rJ48h)

32 DHS actually caught some people doing something? Granted it was their own people, but still, a first.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at March 07, 2025 05:09 PM (wBaIH)

33
LEAKING CLASSIFIED DETAILS

It's All Fun and Games Until You Go to Federal prison and Get Ass-Raped For Ten Years

Posted by: naturalfake at March 07, 2025 05:10 PM (iJfKG)

34 Kristi Noem: We've Caught Two DHS Employees Leaking Classified Details of ICE Raids; They Are Being Referred for Prosecution to the DOJ
_______________

Excellent. Ring 'em up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 07, 2025 05:10 PM (YqDXo)

35 9 Dang, Noem looks about 25 in that video. What sorcery is this?

Ze magic of ze ‘filter’

And I don’t mean KOOL filter kings either

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:10 PM (SC4DV)

36 It's a filter. Remember the "I am not a cat" guy?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=lGOofzZOyl8&pp

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:11 PM (cSvoa)

37 In regards to Weasel's question: firing squads do need opportunities to work on fundamentals.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 07, 2025 05:11 PM (NMT5x)

38 I’ve seen filters that can apply sound set worthy make-up to a clean washed face. It’s astonishing what AI can do, with even stupid applications.

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (SC4DV)

39 Nice office she's got.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (jc0TO)

40 I want a filter that makes me look like Al Green.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)

41 Don't think we have to worry about the DoJ not prosecuting them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (mB6WH)

42 I want a filter that makes me look like Al Green.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM


Time will fix that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (jc0TO)

43 Kristi look very nice at Trump rally I went to

Posted by: Skip i at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (fwDg9)

44
Noam's heavily filtered lens make her look like she's posing for glamour shots. She tries too hard.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (+oR7L)

45 Wow, Noem's looking very nice today.

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (azSra)

46 >>Ze magic of ze ‘filter’


From what I have read, those real-time filters are about the most egregious wastes of power/energy of all the things.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (oa1NA)

47 Some posters here prefer the natural beauty of Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (wBaIH)

48 Noem does have a very pretty face. (Amount of plastic surgery undetermined.)

However, the reason for the heavy make-up is that she has VERY pock-marked skin. (You can see it in some of her close-ups.)

I have one very pretty daughter with significant pock-marks. Life ain't fair!

It is certainly less fair to women on that front, since Danny Trejo has certainly gotten more movies roles due to his damaged face complexion.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Q4Dc6)

49 Weasel new Forgotten Firearms and tour from Switzerland

Posted by: Skip i at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (fwDg9)

50 29 Noem did not look that good at the SoTU the other night.

You need to get yourself a magic filter, it’s sort of like beer goggles

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (SC4DV)

51 Bet the leakers are pillow biters.

If not, they will be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Q4IgG)

52 >> I want a filter that makes me look like Al Green.


White Suit and White Wicker Chair?

I think that would be pretty easy.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (oa1NA)

53 Kristy, you know what to do with dogs that don't hunt.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (jdnTX)

54 It's a filter. Remember the "I am not a cat" guy?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump!



That is freaking hilarious! And his voice fits the context so perfectly.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 07, 2025 05:14 PM (NMT5x)

55 Noam should take those two leakers to the gravel pit.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 07, 2025 05:14 PM (+oR7L)

56 Hot damn...Kristy is looking mighty fine!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 07, 2025 05:14 PM (XMwZJ)

57 I'm thinking if we go firing squad that makes our Secretary Noem a Range Babe.

Posted by: Weasel at March 07, 2025 05:14 PM (uGpeQ)

58 The plummet in illegal border crossing attempts shows how full of shit Democrats were about "durr hurr we need multi-billion-dollar legislation and those obstructionist Republicans are to blame," and also show just how much our own fucking government was encouraging and incentivizing it. Problem isn't gone but these dramatic results have occurred practically overnight.

Posted by: Amazing what just a dab of enforcement will do at March 07, 2025 05:15 PM (5TbUi)

59 19 >>Dang, Noem looks about 25 in that video. What sorcery is this?

There's a picture of a really old dog with a bullet hole in its head in her attic.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:07 PM


Is the dog named Dorian Gray?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 07, 2025 05:15 PM (Q4Dc6)

60 I want a filter that makes me look like Al Green.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)


Best we can do at the moment is "Wolfman Jack"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2025 05:15 PM (D7oie)

61 There is this crazy bint, she is a Slay Kween who used a White Girl filter to catfish some chump in Pakistan. She flew over there after they got long distance ‘married’, and when he saw her, he could not run away fast enough.

Lol

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:15 PM (SC4DV)

62 It's a filter. Remember the "I am not a cat" guy?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump!



That is freaking hilarious! And his voice fits the context so perfectly.


That was hilarious. There was another one recently (in the last year) where someone was putting a sombrero on a pompous gasbag of a commentator. I just about wet myself.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (xCA6C)

63 From what I have read, those real-time filters are about the most egregious wastes of power/energy of all the things.
Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (oa1NA


But they're hard-working!

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (cSvoa)

64 While I am fine with them facing some kind of sanction, actual criminal penalty... why is it never the heads of departments and big wigs who get that kind of deal? Not "fired, but you get to keep your retirement" but "jail, punk"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (2VST1)

65 - I would suggest not having their trials in DC,,, or RI,,, or NY,,, IL,,, or.....

Posted by: TeeJ at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (LajFB)

66 Some posters here prefer the natural beauty of Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (wBaIH)

If she had a longer neck, she could nail the Vulture look.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (VNX3d)

67 >>The plummet in illegal border crossing attempts shows how full of shit Democrats were


Turns out the 'Root Causes' of Migration are the Invitation and the Red Carpet of Benefits.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (oa1NA)

68 Bet the leakers are pillow biters.

If not, they will be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Okay. That right thar is funny

Posted by: MkY at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (cPGH3)

69 Firing squads generally have blanks, except for a single rifle drawn at random. The idea being, one might think that one didn’t fire the fatal shot.

Except, blanks have no recoil. And live ammo does. Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (Htwr7)

70 Kristi, I am prepared to confess to the Lindbergh kidnapping, President Garfield's assassination, the Hindenburg, New Coke, Deflategate, Pine Tar bats, college admissions scandal, Quiz Shows, and many many more. Bring your cuffs.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 07, 2025 05:17 PM (hyS0X)

71 That was hilarious. There was another one recently (in the last year) where someone was putting a sombrero on a pompous gasbag of a commentator. I just about wet myself.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (xCA6C)


Seems like that might have been Olberman.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:17 PM (cSvoa)

72 Dang, Noem looks about 25 in that video. What sorcery is this?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2025 05:04 PM (xCA6C)

She hasn't removed he ridges between the nose and upper lip...that's a good target for duplicitous filtering and smoothing. Its a tad fuzzy, that could be just low light blur from a long exposure.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:17 PM (n7h9X)

73 Noem is decent-looking but I'm pretty sure that's a video filter at work too.

Posted by: All the kids are using them these days at March 07, 2025 05:17 PM (5TbUi)

74 I want a filter that makes me look like Al Green.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)

The bottom of a Zima bottle with a few cigarette butts in the dregs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 05:18 PM (8zz6B)

75 70 Kristi, I am prepared to confess to the Lindbergh kidnapping, President Garfield's assassination, the Hindenburg, New Coke, Deflategate, Pine Tar bats, college admissions scandal, Quiz Shows, and many many more. Bring your cuffs.
Posted by: goatexchange
========
Remember how Kristi disciplined that dog of hers.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:18 PM (ctrM5)

76 Firing squads generally have blanks, except for a single rifle drawn at random. The idea being, one might think that one didn’t fire the fatal shot.

Except, blanks have no recoil. And live ammo does. Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (Htwr7)

One blank, the rest loaded.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:18 PM (n7h9X)

77 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Q4Dc6)

I think lasers can address that, also sonic dermaplaning.
LED face masks, there’s so much out there these days.
Kristi has the means to avail herself, but filters are way kess time consuming I guess.

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:19 PM (SC4DV)

78 If Noem’s video were any more filtered, she’d be on OF. Jeez.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2025 05:19 PM (9s78M)

79 I want a filter that makes me look like Al Green.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)

Best we can do is Flipper the dolphin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 05:19 PM (VNX3d)

80 Noem?
Eh, Washington 11.
Waffle House 12.
Hollywood 8

Posted by: MkY at March 07, 2025 05:19 PM (cPGH3)

81 It is certainly less fair to women on that front, since Danny Trejo has certainly gotten more movies roles due to his damaged face complexion.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Q4Dc6)
---
Charles Bronson comes to mind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)

82 One blank, the rest loaded.

Yeah I think the ratio was more like that, like one out of five a blank or something. You gotta make sure its done, if there aren't enough live rounds, the guy could easily live.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (2VST1)

83 Seems like that might have been Olberman.

The one I saw was Michael Cohen, Trump’s former atty

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (SC4DV)

84 Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (Htwr7)

Well, you know, the older a man gets.......

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (g8Ew8)

85 You gotta make sure its done, if there aren't enough live rounds, the guy could easily live.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM


The officer with the coup de grace has no doubts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sunday is Vic's Birthday at March 07, 2025 05:21 PM (jc0TO)

86 > Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.
----
Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 05:21 PM (Q4IgG)

87 Willowed:
376 250 210 205 Gene Hackman and his wife apparently died of hanta virus. MamaWayne just watched police report given to the city.
Posted by: BruceWayne


ONLY she did...he died 6 days later of heart disease, severe Alzheimer's, and generally being 95 with no caretaker...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (exHjb)

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:21 PM (exHjb)

88 What a change. Discussing the DHS and the comments are about how hot the Secretary is rather than how many illegals are pouring in.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2025 05:22 PM (mB6WH)

89 Those horny old goats in DC try to nail anything that moves. Remember everyone sniffing around crazy eyes Michelle Bachmann? And she wasn't even hot. Noem probably has dozens of them on a leash. At least that's one way to get things done, just string 'em along for awhile.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 07, 2025 05:22 PM (NMT5x)

90


Soooo Biden or his puppeteers could have done this years ago?

Gosh.

Posted by: E Buzz at March 07, 2025 05:23 PM (ODCVA)

91
FBI Director Kash Patel

@FBIDirectorKash
BREAKING: I can now report that today the FBI, along with our interagency partners led by
@AGPamBondi
, arrested two active duty U.S. Army soldiers and one former U.S. Army soldier for theft of government property and a bribery scheme.

These individuals have been charged with stealing America’s defense intelligence capabilities and empowering adversaries like China in betrayal of our country.

They will now face American justice

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2025 05:23 PM (p4NUW)

92
Speaking of DHS Idiots...

3 years ago, DHS Shitheads had a New Mexico Statie, (alone), pull over one of their under-investigation known-dangerous-criminals. DHS Shitheads weren't too far away from the traffic stop, but they weren't too close, either.

What happened? Exactly what you expect to happen.

**Do Not Watch** **Uncensored Shooting**

https://is.gd/ZfMvqL

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2025 05:23 PM (uotK4)

93 If Noem’s video were any more filtered, she’d be on OF. Jeez.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 07, 2025 05:19 PM (9s78M)
---
Part of me finds her glamor shoots a little annoying, but I think that she's trying to pull women "girl power" types to the GOP.

By going out in a tactical vest, cussing on a Coast Guard cutter and such, she's seducing younger women to the GOP side of the fence.

That's doubly effective when you've got the costume lady from The Incredibles doing tic toks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

94 ONLY she did...he died 6 days later of heart disease, severe Alzheimer's, and generally being 95 with no caretaker...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (exHjb)

That is so sad. What an awful way to go.


Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 05:23 PM (i/l90)

95 Noem did not look that good at the SoTU the other night.

You need to get yourself a magic filter, it’s sort of like beer goggles
Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (SC4DV)

I, at least am starting to get a resistance to the 'too perfect' ones. Part of that is they are trying to add the ''expensive model" look which I don't prefer. and they blur here and there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:23 PM (n7h9X)

96 Kallisto, you are correct:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=7pb0cvsePgg&pp

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:24 PM (cSvoa)

97 Not holding my breath waiting for Bondi. This one will fizzle, too.

Posted by: creeper at March 07, 2025 05:24 PM (M6moH)

98 bring back tar and feathers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2025 05:24 PM (W2Pud)

99 Noem is so pretty

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 07, 2025 05:25 PM (/ncst)

100 69 Firing squads generally have blanks, except for a single rifle drawn at random. The idea being, one might think that one didn’t fire the fatal shot.

Except, blanks have no recoil. And live ammo does. Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.
Posted by: Common Tater
===========
Blanks actually do have some recoil based on powder, wad, and gas expulsion at the muzzle. Less than a live round with a bullet but they do have some. As you ramp up the powder charge, you get more recoil even with the same bullet weight courtesy of Newton's 3rd Law of Motion.

When you get down to light kicking cartridges like the 5.56/.223 in a 55 gr. bullet when compared with firing blanks, not a helluva lot of felt difference in felt recoil but unless you put the blank adapter on the AR, you won't get good semi or full auto operation. Not enough gas as the peak curve for blanks is very high, very fast compared with std. powders. That is why reloading bullets behind salvaged blank powder is very dangerous as the pressure curve is all wrong.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:25 PM (ctrM5)

101 80 year old guy goes to the doctor and says that his 28 year old wife is pregnant.

The doctor says that's amazing. I had something weird happen too. I left the house to go hunting and accidentally picked up my umbrella instead of the shotgun. When I got to the woods an angry bear charged at me so I pointed the umbrella at him and shouted BANG. The creature fell over dead. What do you think of that?

The old man says I think someone else shot that bear.

The doctor touched his nose.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at March 07, 2025 05:25 PM (jc0TO)

102 The plummet in illegal border crossing attempts shows how full of shit Democrats were
====
What it shows, and what pisses me right the fuck off, is that they let in 20 million plus illegals during the Biden years. They deliberately enabled the largest invasion in history.
People should die for this.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 07, 2025 05:25 PM (n4GiU)

103
The Statie, very stupidly, and very fatally, made the Biggest Mistake possible: He took his eyes off the suspect's hands.

NEVER take your eyes off the hands.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 07, 2025 05:25 PM (uotK4)

104 Noem is alright, but a sammich or two wouldn't go amiss. A bit skinny.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2025 05:26 PM (W/lyH)

105 Those horny old goats in DC try to nail anything that moves. Remember everyone sniffing around crazy eyes Michelle Bachmann? And she wasn't even hot. Noem probably has dozens of them on a leash. At least that's one way to get things done, just string 'em along for awhile.
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 07, 2025 05:22 PM (NMT5x)
---
Between her and Tulsi, they are wrecking the Dem hammerlock on the female vote.

This is incredibly sharp messaging, and another reason why a fundamental realignment is underway.

Women look at them, Pam Bondi and they see attractive, competent women and then the harridans on the Democrat side. Which do you choose?

Suddenly the "muh abortion" appeals seem lame and dated. It's basically "Charlie's Angels" vs "The Golden Girls."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:26 PM (ZOv7s)

106 >>I, at least am starting to get a resistance to the 'too perfect' ones. Part of that is they are trying to add the ''expensive model" look which I don't prefer. and they blur here and there.


Seems like a lot of effort to go through to get a fragment of the effect that showing me your tits would get you.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:26 PM (oa1NA)

107 I, at least am starting to get a resistance to the 'too perfect' ones.

The ones that bother me are the ones that look like dolls. I mean, there are real girls who look like that, but its become the standard for internet girl pictures. And the 5 hour layered contouring makeup job with nose blush just... no. You're not out in the cold or crying. Stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:26 PM (2VST1)

108 What a change. Discussing the DHS and the comments are about how hot the Secretary is rather than how many illegals are pouring in.
Posted by: Ben Had

Yeah. It's kind of refreshing, but also telling. We've gotten used to politicians being kinda yech. A pretty face won't hide incompetence though.
I still expect these pretty faces to perform. And I mean poitically.

Posted by: MkY at March 07, 2025 05:27 PM (cPGH3)

109 Yeah I think the ratio was more like that, like one out of five a blank or something. You gotta make sure its done, if there aren't enough live rounds, the guy could easily live.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The easiest way to tell is simply the fired brass. Blank brass cases are severely crimped at the end versus a std. fired case.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:27 PM (ctrM5)

110 What a change. Discussing the DHS and the comments are about how hot the Secretary is rather than how many illegals are pouring in.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2025 05:22 PM (mB6WH)

Ben Had, do you have any update on AZ Deplorable? I have called and left voicemails, with no response. I was able to chat with Jim SND today. He is having great difficulty speaking. It is very tragic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 05:27 PM (8zz6B)

111 Babylon Bee: Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer

https://tinyurl.com/4sjjs6k9

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 05:28 PM (VNX3d)

112 Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (Htwr7)

Well, you know, the older a man gets.......
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (g8Ew

Anyone who cares on a firing squad could convince himself of anything or just miss. It's a salve for the conscience, that's all.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:28 PM (n7h9X)

113 What it shows, and what pisses me right the fuck off, is that they let in 20 million plus illegals during the Biden years. They deliberately enabled the largest invasion in history.
People should die for this.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 07, 2025 05:25 PM (n4GiU)

Well, no one is going to die. But yes, this was and is all deliberate. And it's been going on for quite a while.

I hope people really do see and understand that. Because the implications are chilling.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 05:28 PM (uCjyK)

114 As a female, I say the women in Trump Administration 2.0>>>>>>the hags in that silly Pick Your Fighter video.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 05:28 PM (i/l90)

115 Blanks actually do have some recoil based on powder, wad, and gas expulsion at the muzzle. Less than a live round with a bullet but they do have some.

Yeah I have not fired guns enough to know but I wonder how much you can tell the difference. There WILL be a difference, but then there is some range in sound and feel in just plain bullets. Ideally they are identical, but its not possible to get them to be perfectly so.

The other thing I've wondered about is whether someone can really tell a pistol is empty just from weight. I can buy you would tell with a large magazine like a Glock or big bullets like a Desert Eagle 50 but a revolver? I dunno. I could believe that its possible but I wonder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (2VST1)

116 Suddenly the "muh abortion" appeals seem lame and dated. It's basically "Charlie's Angels" vs "The Golden Girls."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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And thirsty males follow the females. Preference cascade.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (ctrM5)

117 >Dang, Noem looks about 25 in that video. What sorcery is this?

Filter programs have become really good. There are videos online of crackhead looking women becoming fresh faced and beautiful using a filter program.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (lIio7)

118 Remember how Kristi disciplined that dog of hers.
Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:18 PM (ctrM5)


waste of good protein if you ask me

Posted by: Barry! at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (gKWVE)

119 Firing squads generally have blanks, except for a single rifle drawn at random. The idea being, one might think that one didn’t fire the fatal shot.

Except, blanks have no recoil. And live ammo does. Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.
Posted by: Common Tater

If I had to go by firing squad I'd prefer it if they all got to do a mag dump on me. Better than one guy shooting you in the dick with 223.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ)

120 >>The plummet in illegal border crossing attempts shows how full of shit Democrats were


Turns out the 'Root Causes' of Migration are the Invitation and the Red Carpet of Benefits.
Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:16 PM (oa1NA)


The migrants were thinking, "If the Yanquis are crazy enough to give me money for sittiing on my a$$, who am I to refuse it?" It was an invasion, paid for by American taxpayers.

The Commies ... er ... Democrats thought they were in endgame: they were going to have political power For.Eve.R.

Fortunately for us, God decided to intervene. The different is spiritual energy is palpable - the demons and the human minions of Satan are shrieking, while people of good will are happy.

I have no doubt that it was a legitimate miracle that Trump survived that assassination attempt in Butler, PA.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pJWtt)

121 That's doubly effective when you've got the costume lady from The Incredibles doing tic toks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Hey!

Edna La Mode >>>> Ugly de Lauro

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 07, 2025 05:30 PM (/ncst)

122 Yeah I think the ratio was more like that, like one out of five a blank or something. You gotta make sure its done, if there aren't enough live rounds, the guy could easily live.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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No .22 LR.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:30 PM (g8Ew8)

123 This is incredibly sharp messaging, and another reason why a fundamental realignment is underway.

Women look at them, Pam Bondi and they see attractive, competent women and then the harridans on the Democrat side. Which do you choose?

Suddenly the "muh abortion" appeals seem lame and dated. It's basically "Charlie's Angels" vs "The Golden Girls."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:26 PM (ZOv7s)

P J O'Rourke that seeing the side the attractive women were on showed where the culture was heading.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:30 PM (n7h9X)

124 77 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM

I think lasers can address that, also sonic dermaplaning.
LED face masks, there’s so much out there these days.
Kristi has the means to avail herself, but filters are way kess time consuming I guess.

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:19 PM


Thanks, kallisto.

I did have to take the my youngest daughter to the plastic surgeon to remove a pre-cancerous growth.

I asked about the acne scar treatments for Daughter #2. The surgeon said the laser ablative treatments were pretty good, but she had better success with the micro-needling treatments.

(Out of our price range for now, but may do it in the future.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 07, 2025 05:31 PM (Q4Dc6)

125 Anyone who cares on a firing squad could convince himself of anything or just miss. It's a salve for the conscience, that's all.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:28 PM (n7h9X)
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Yeah, and if you're greasing a scumbag, I don't think a lot of those present are going to have a problem with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

126 I thought everyone knew the government was enabling millions of illegal aliens to migrate for decades now. Anyone not retarded anyhow.

People really didn’t know?? LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:31 PM (S4YIq)

127 AOP, talked to AZ deplorable by text yesterday. He's working hard on his PT but left side is still very weak.
Would you get back in touch with Jim and ask him for his wife's phone number.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2025 05:31 PM (mB6WH)

128 Here is my guess on results:
Not knowing where this will be tried, as that will make a difference, but I think both sides will reach a plea agreement. DOJ doesn’t want a judge or jury of leftists letting them off and defense attorneys don’t want a jury or judge to toss them away at 10 years for each offense.
So, they get a minimal sentence, lose any federal pension benefits and government health care.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 07, 2025 05:31 PM (w3u3d)

129
I want a filter that makes me look like Al Green.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:12 PM (vFG9F)

Best we can do at the moment is "Wolfman Jack"
Posted by: Kindltot


The pic that inspired JJ's morning report:

https://t.ly/On0We

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2025 05:32 PM (63Dwl)

130 Women look at them, Pam Bondi and they see attractive, competent women and then the harridans on the Democrat side. Which do you choose?

Those congresswomen in the "choose your fighter" cringe fest weren't hideous, they were kind of a "not bad looking elementary school teacher" sort of 5-6. But the GOP women yeah, its no contest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:33 PM (2VST1)

131 Good. But if they are employees located in DC they will never get convicted. Hopefully they are located in a red state/county.

That is my take on it too.

Trump/DOGE fired a whole bunch of potential jurors who are seeking vengeance.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 07, 2025 05:33 PM (a4flb)

132 Yeah I have not fired guns enough to know but I wonder how much you can tell the difference. There WILL be a difference, but then there is some range in sound and feel in just plain bullets. Ideally they are identical, but its not possible to get them to be perfectly so.

The other thing I've wondered about is whether someone can really tell a pistol is empty just from weight. I can buy you would tell with a large magazine like a Glock or big bullets like a Desert Eagle 50 but a revolver? I dunno. I could believe that its possible but I wonder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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My primary experience with firing blanks and comparing the same with live rounds comes from Uncle Sam as we used blanks with Miles gear doing war games back in the day.

I don't fire that crap through guns I care about as often the powder/primer can be corrosive and all blanks fire as dirty as all get out because of incomplete powder burn. Having a bullet in place leads to a buildup to a peak pressure enough to move the bullet down the barrel and generates a more complete burn from an ideal powder. We used to spend a long time cleaning our issued ARs after a blank session to get all the crud out.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:33 PM (ctrM5)

133 Believe me leakers, she's serious

Posted by: KRISTI NOEM'S DOG at March 07, 2025 05:33 PM (W2EWw)

134 "The other thing I've wondered about is whether someone can really tell a pistol is empty just from weight. I can buy you would tell with a large magazine like a Glock or big bullets like a Desert Eagle 50 but a revolver? I dunno. I could believe that its possible but I wonder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "

Sure, if you are familiar with it. More so if you carry it for a while.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2025 05:34 PM (vFG9F)

135 133 Believe me leakers, she's serious

Posted by: KRISTI NOEM'S DOG at March 07, 2025 05:33 PM (W2EWw)

At least she killed you quickly.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci's Beagles at March 07, 2025 05:34 PM (i/l90)

136 I wonder when they started loading one or two rifles with blanks in a firing squad? I am pretty sure when Wellington ordered one, it was just a bunch of guys with Brown Bess muskets fully loaded.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:34 PM (2VST1)

137 >>I, at least am starting to get a resistance to the 'too perfect' ones. Part of that is they are trying to add the ''expensive model" look which I don't prefer. and they blur here and there.


Seems like a lot of effort to go through to get a fragment of the effect that showing me your tits would get you.
Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:26 PM (oa1NA)

Like all makeup, it is to impress the women and not the men. All men need is does she look interested (eyes), young (eyes, few wrinkles) and aroused/healthy (blush, lipstick)

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:34 PM (n7h9X)

138 Fortunately for us, God decided to intervene. The different is spiritual energy is palpable - the demons and the human minions of Satan are shrieking, while people of good will are happy.

I have no doubt that it was a legitimate miracle that Trump survived that assassination attempt in Butler, PA.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pJWtt


Yes, I have sensed an uptick in spiritual activity and a shift from darkness to light. I was wondering if God was going to righteously judge us or mercifully rescue us. I'm thankful He is giving us another chance.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (cSvoa)

139 Someone smarter than I pointed out many nations in Europe are being led or were “led” by childless wenches, communist types. With predictable result. I am grudgingly understanding why societies historically have not let females near politics. And many other things actually. It almost always leads to disaster.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (Z7bjG)

140 P J O'Rourke that seeing the side the attractive women were on showed where the culture was heading.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Too bad he didn't follow his own advice at the end of his life. In the end, he preferred following his social class rather than 'fight the power' in his salad days.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (ctrM5)

141 Perhaps more relevant than Nome's looks....
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DC_Draino
@DC_Draino
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3m
I think it’s kinda crazy how you’ll never see a “Michael Brady” or “James McDougall” serving in the CCP army but we have Li Tian’s and Jian Zhao’s serving in ours (and committing treason)

There needs to be better vetting

US Army soldiers Li Tian, Ruoyu Duan, and Jian Zhao indicted for selling secrets to China.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (Q4IgG)

142 Babylon Bee: Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer

https://tinyurl.com/4sjjs6k9
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 05:28 PM (VNX3d)

LOL. Now that there's funny. I don't care who ya are.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:36 PM (g8Ew8)

143 >>The other thing I've wondered about is whether someone can really tell a pistol is empty just from weight. I can buy you would tell with a large magazine like a Glock or big bullets like a Desert Eagle 50 but a revolver? I dunno. I could believe that its possible but I wonder.


JackStraw can tell you how light a 5lb bag of weed is just by picking it up.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2025 05:36 PM (oa1NA)

144 Sure, if you are familiar with it. More so if you carry it for a while.

That makes sense, particularly if you are carrying your favorite gun.

Someone smarter than I pointed out many nations in Europe are being led or were “led” by childless wenches, communist types

Yeah most of the nordic countries are almost exclusively female government. It takes a very special and unique people to be good at leadership, but it takes an even more rare woman to do it. They exist: Margaret Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth, etc, but its really rare. No way can you pack an entire government with women and get quality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:37 PM (2VST1)

145 134 "The other thing I've wondered about is whether someone can really tell a pistol is empty just from weight. I can buy you would tell with a large magazine like a Glock or big bullets like a Desert Eagle 50 but a revolver? I dunno. I could believe that its possible but I wonder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yes. Harder to do if the cartridges are light weight compared to the heft of the firearm in something like a 22 LR revolver. Lightweight pistols, certainly with self defense cartridges starting with 9mm and up.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ctrM5)

146 She's using a filter, but she's still a beautiful woman. In person, she looks like the makeup is caked on, and the eyelashes are a little over the top, but that's the style now.

Put the traitors up against the wall. We need to Make Consequences Savage Again.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (Vvh2V)

147 95 Noem did not look that good at the SoTU the other night.

You need to get yourself a magic filter, it’s sort of like beer goggles
Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2025 05:13 PM (SC4DV)

I, at least am starting to get a resistance to the 'too perfect' ones. Part of that is they are trying to add the ''expensive model" look which I don't prefer. and they blur here and there.
Posted by: Oldcat at March

This one is slidding off her lips when she talks. She is pretty naturally, but I get the want to appear better.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (pZEOD)

148 I wonder when they started loading one or two rifles with blanks in a firing squad? I am pretty sure when Wellington ordered one, it was just a bunch of guys with Brown Bess muskets fully loaded.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:34 PM (2VST1)
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But one could have just used wadding without a bullet. Reenactors have been pushing paper down for the longest time. Still makes an impressive boom.

The question of whether blanks are noticeable answers itself for anyone who has ever felt a "pop and no kick."

It's different if you go out to the range and fire a single shot, but if you have a rhythm, you absolutely notice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ZOv7s)

149 DC_Draino
@DC_Draino
·
3m
I think it’s kinda crazy how you’ll never see a “Michael Brady” or “James McDougall” serving in the CCP army but we have Li Tian’s and Jian Zhao’s serving in ours (and committing treason)

There needs to be better vetting

US Army soldiers Li Tian, Ruoyu Duan, and Jian Zhao indicted for selling secrets to China.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (Q4IgG)

It's Barky's army. A lot of fixing is going to have to be done.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (g8Ew8)

150 Re: blanks

Sadly, Jon-Erik Hexum is not available for comment.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (NMT5x)

151 I should add, you'll notice "hot" rounds as well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ZOv7s)

152 Is this Bondi's opportunity to whip out the lash?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (E7bCG)

153 10 years? Sheesh. A bit extreme isn’t it?

I mean it’s not like they paraded inside the capital building without a permit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (DNoz0)

154 Hottest cabinet official ever.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (Ze08y)

155 That's doubly effective when you've got the costume lady from The Incredibles doing tic toks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Hey!

Edna La Mode >>>> Ugly de Lauro
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 07, 2025 05:30 PM (/ncst)


While we watched Pres. Trump's address, when the camera panned on Donks, Mrs Cop was quite shocked by the parade of freaks. Wizened-up de Lauro, Bernie Sanders snarling, Pelosi gumming her dentures.

Mrs Cop is a "conservative LIV" (so's her step-mom). Both are wonderful women, but they don't pay attention to politics. I pay attention so they don't have to. An issue will come up, they ask me, and I give them the scoop on what's going on.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 07, 2025 05:39 PM (pJWtt)

156 141 Perhaps more relevant than Nome's looks....
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DC_Draino
@DC_Draino
·
3m
I think it’s kinda crazy how you’ll never see a “Michael Brady” or “James McDougall” serving in the CCP army but we have Li Tian’s and Jian Zhao’s serving in ours (and committing treason)

There needs to be better vetting

US Army soldiers Li Tian, Ruoyu Duan, and Jian Zhao indicted for selling secrets to China.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (Q4IgG)

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OUR DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2025 05:39 PM (Vh9CX)

157 Noem is, definitely, attractive. But, the selection above is way over the make-up threshold IMO. That much make-up is borderline deceitful.

Posted by: Orson at March 07, 2025 05:40 PM (dIske)

158 138

Amen

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 07, 2025 05:40 PM (/ncst)

159 Wasn't Noem blonde at some point?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2025 05:40 PM (bss/y)

160 Did y'all catch the Gabbard presser at the border? She revealed that Biden released 92% of KNOWN TERRORISTS they caught at the border. Only 8 of 100 were deported or remained in custody. The rest were released into the country.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2025 05:40 PM (lIio7)

161 I think it’s kinda crazy how you’ll never see a “Michael Brady” or “James McDougall” serving in the CCP army but we have Li Tian’s and Jian Zhao’s serving in ours (and committing treason)

There needs to be better vetting

US Army soldiers Li Tian, Ruoyu Duan, and Jian Zhao indicted for selling secrets to China.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (Q4IgG)

Well, I'm glad people are noticing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 07, 2025 05:40 PM (uCjyK)

162 Re:”. 144 comment.
Queen Victoria, one of the most powerful persons of her day, did not think women should have the right to vote.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (w3u3d)

163 159 Wasn't Noem blonde at some point?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March

Weren’t we all?

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (p4NUW)

164 >>JackStraw can tell you how light a 5lb bag of weed is just by picking it up.

We all have our gifts.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (LkLld)

165 But one could have just used wadding without a bullet. Reenactors have been pushing paper down for the longest time. Still makes an impressive boom.

Oh sure, you CAN load blanks in a musket, but I doubt they felt the need. I think they just had a group of soldiers come with their musket, load up and fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (2VST1)

166 68 Bet the leakers are pillow biters.

If not, they will be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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I be lookin' forward to meating them.
_Marcellus

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (E7bCG)

167 Sadly, Jon-Erik Hexum is not available for comment.
Posted by: haffhowershower at March 07, 2025 05:38 PM (NMT5x)
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Yeah, blanks still eject hot gas, which can be an issue when it's against your skull.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)

168 I wonder when they started loading one or two rifles with blanks in a firing squad? I am pretty sure when Wellington ordered one, it was just a bunch of guys with Brown Bess muskets fully loaded.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:34 PM (2VST1)

I like the Monty Python bike rider sketch where the final attempt is a bayonet charge...and they still miss and he escapes off-skit.

Another bit from that is part where he wakes up in his mom's garden on a lawn chair and his mom is waking him up. Palin: So it was a Dream! Mom: No dear, THIS is a dream, you are still in the cell

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (n7h9X)

169 How do they select firing squads? Why the hell would a soldier care if he killed a traitor?! Why would anyone sign up for such a job if they were too squeamish to do it?

Do they have multiple switches for the electric chair? Do multiple doctors injection the lethal stuff?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Vvh2V)

170 Yeah, it also feminizes the males too, whole shootin’ match. Trudeau, Tampon Timmy, Newsome, et al. Very bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (TzEbc)

171 Yeah most of the nordic countries are almost exclusively female government. It takes a very special and unique people to be good at leadership, but it takes an even more rare woman to do it. They exist: Margaret Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth, etc, but its really rare. No way can you pack an entire government with women and get quality.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:37 PM (2VST1)

BUT you do get a lot of synchronicity.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (g8Ew8)

172 Better than one guy shooting you in the dick with 223.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ)

I guess pretty much anything is better than that, sport.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 05:43 PM (k0XeG)

173 I will gladly load my rifle with live cartridges should I be selected for a firing squad.
That is why I would probably not be picked to be on a firing squad. (Poo!)

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 07, 2025 05:43 PM (elaR+)

174 Yeah, blanks still eject hot gas, which can be an issue when it's against your skull.

"And then there's the fake bullet tips to make a revolver look loaded. Ask me how I know"
--Brandon Lee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:44 PM (2VST1)

175 Oh sure, you CAN load blanks in a musket, but I doubt they felt the need. I think they just had a group of soldiers come with their musket, load up and fire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (2VST1)
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American Indians used to torture captives by firing blank cartridges against their skin, burning them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)

176 My husband claims he can tell by looking at a woman if she is on the pill or not. Fairly reliably. Women who contracept hormonally just look and behave differently than women who don't. I expect the pheromones are strikingly different, or something like that. No idea.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 05:44 PM (k0XeG)

177 Re:”. 144 comment.
Queen Victoria, one of the most powerful persons of her day, did not think women should have the right to vote.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (w3u3d)

As a Queen might not have been keen for anyone to vote.

But in fact, women were never a majority for suffrage because they feared they would be eligible for other tasks of citizens - forming posses, being called up for service in war, etc.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:44 PM (n7h9X)

178 ONLY she did...he died 6 days later of heart disease, severe Alzheimer's, and generally being 95 with no caretaker...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Nova Local
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So how did only one of the three dogs die?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 07, 2025 05:45 PM (MqqJZ)

179 My husband claims he can tell by looking at a woman if she is on the pill or not. Fairly reliably. Women who contracept hormonally just look and behave differently than women who don't. I expect the pheromones are strikingly different, or something like that. No idea.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 05:44 PM (k0XeG)

Women favor different types of men when on the pill or off it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:45 PM (n7h9X)

180 151 I should add, you'll notice "hot" rounds as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

In a handgun certainly but harder to do with a rifle. Even in handguns, it is more the difference in sound to me rather combined with felt recoil to determine heavy versus too light in something like a revolver. In a semi auto, harder to detect as the slide etc. can absorb some of the felt recoil to the extent you can ignore too hot ammo in something like a 9mm or 40 S&W very easily. Slide speed can sometimes tell you as you can have feeding problems if your slide speed is too fast due to excessive loads. Chronys of course tell the exact story.

That is why a chrony is useful if you go beyond minimum loading. Easier to notice a heavier bullet (like going from a 150 gr. to something like a 174 gr) than a couple of grains further up the loading scale.

Posted by: whig at March 07, 2025 05:45 PM (ctrM5)

181 Why are civilians involved? Ft. Lewis has (or had) a stockade on North Fort. They put together a court martial.

Then hang the fuckers on the parade field. Rainier holding sentinel. Then a Division Run. “Dismissed!” For a 3 day weekend.

This isn’t complicated. Keep it in house.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2025 05:45 PM (TzEbc)

182 How do they select firing squads? Why the hell would a soldier care if he killed a traitor?! Why would anyone sign up for such a job if they were too squeamish to do it?

Do they have multiple switches for the electric chair? Do multiple doctors injection the lethal stuff?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Vvh2V)

This. Is there any truth at all to the legend that one rifle in the firing squad is loaded with a blank?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 05:46 PM (8zz6B)

183 Weren’t we all?
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2025 05:41 PM (p4NUW)

Alas, yes.

I had older sibs with dark hair, and I hated my blonde mop. Sometimes I would be told I was adopted.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2025 05:46 PM (lH8E4)

184 >>>There's a picture of a really old dog with a bullet hole in its head in her attic.
Posted by: garrett
---

I'm beginning to think - Trump, before he was ever president, called his best, 'killers', he stopped using the term because it wasn't politically palatable - that Noem publishing that story was a message to DJT.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:46 PM (E7bCG)

185 lin-duh, somebody left a toilet seat up they could get to to get water?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2025 05:46 PM (mB6WH)

186 Yeah most of the nordic countries are almost exclusively female government. It takes a very special and unique people to be good at leadership, but it takes an even more rare woman to do it. They exist: Margaret Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth, etc, but its really rare. No way can you pack an entire government with women and get quality.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:37 PM (2VST1)

BUT you do get a lot of synchronicity.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (g8Ew

With each other, not the people.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:47 PM (n7h9X)

187 American Indians used to torture captives by firing blank cartridges against their skin, burning them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 07, 2025 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)

I have it on good progressive authority that the noble savages of this continent never engaged in any sort of violence whatsoever and lived in perfect harmony with the natural environment before Europeans showed up.

Really. Good authority.

For some value of good.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 05:47 PM (k0XeG)

188 How do they select firing squads? Why the hell would a soldier care if he killed a traitor?! Why would anyone sign up for such a job if they were too squeamish to do it?

Do they have multiple switches for the electric chair? Do multiple doctors injection the lethal stuff?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Vvh2V)

Tammy, I don't know about federal. South Carolina is executing a murderer by firing squad tonight. I know SC. There would be no shortage of people who would be willing to shoot a murderer.

https://tinyurl.com/49swaymc

There are 3 switches on electric chair. Only one is the kill switch. I do not know about lethal injection.

Posted by: ScaryMary at March 07, 2025 05:47 PM (i/l90)

189 Look at us, we are so cool! We leak information about ICE raids because we live in a fantasy world bubble and watch Hollywood movies all the time! Yeah Us!

(Knock knock)

Who is it?

(federal marshals, open up)

Mom!

Posted by: DHS Employees Adult Children at March 07, 2025 05:47 PM (R/m4+)

190 There's a pill for that.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 07, 2025 05:48 PM (DsA2n)

191 Born blonde and it's bone deep!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2025 05:48 PM (mB6WH)

192 This. Is there any truth at all to the legend that one rifle in the firing squad is loaded with a blank?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

True.
And there is chocolate in the ball at the top of the flag pole as a proze to anyone who can climb up there and get it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 05:50 PM (/lPRQ)

193 How do they select firing squads? Why the hell would a soldier care if he killed a traitor?! Why would anyone sign up for such a job if they were too squeamish to do it?

Do they have multiple switches for the electric chair? Do multiple doctors injection the lethal stuff?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Vvh2V)

You don't sign up, you are in the military or such.

Some people have religious concerns with killing without being attacked, or at all. There are plenty of dangerous jobs in war for them to do, more dangerous than infantrymen sometimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:50 PM (n7h9X)

194 So how did only one of the three dogs die?
Posted by: lin-duh

Sadly, locked in its kennel tgexwhole time.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 07, 2025 05:50 PM (elaR+)

195 It would help to raise my confidence in the DoJ if prosecutions proceed. Swiftly.

The sheer arrogance is appalling.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2025 05:51 PM (2EDzv)

196 The.
Not having a stroke, I promise.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 07, 2025 05:51 PM (elaR+)

197 Tucker Carlson@TuckerCarlson

As predictable as this is, it’s still infuriating to see it. For decades, Bashar al-Assad protected minority religious communities in Syria, including the country’s large Christian population. No one in the United States was allowed to notice this, and anyone who did was immediately denounced by neocons as a dangerous extremist. Bari Weiss declared Tulsi Gabbard “monstrous” and an “Assad toady” for noticing. But it was true. Assad protected the Christians. The weaker Assad was, the more Christians died. During the years that neocons in the west backed the war against Assad, the percentage of Christians in Syria went from ten percent to two percent. Now that Assad has been driven from power, many of the remaining Syrian Christians are being slaughtered and their holy places desecrated. Bari Weiss and John Bolton haven’t said a word about it. But no one who’s paying attention can be surprised it’s happening. Neocon projects in the Middle East invariably destroy ancient Christian communities, from Iraq to Gaza and in many places in between. Can this be an accident? You wonder.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 07, 2025 05:51 PM (TGPs7)

198 So how did only one of the three dogs die?
Posted by: lin-duh

Shut in a crate or closet (unclear) presumably died of dehydration/ starvation.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 07, 2025 05:51 PM (/ncst)

199 Re: 177
Actually, Victoria and Albert were pretty liberal for the day. One of the reasons the UK survived the 1850s revolutions in Europe. Granted there were multiple attempts to kill her, but England survived. She had the support of the middle class.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 07, 2025 05:51 PM (w3u3d)

200 Yes, I have sensed an uptick in spiritual activity and a shift from darkness to light. I was wondering if God was going to righteously judge us or mercifully rescue us. I'm thankful He is giving us another chance.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (cSvoa)


An interesting little bit of anecdotal information is that we have about 35 catechumens that will be received into the Catholic Church during this Easter Vigil. That's just for one "family of parishes" in the Archdiocese of Cincinnati. I've heard that our seminary is also the fullest its been in decades.

When you have folks either renouncing atheism or saying that they prefer a Christian civilization, that's a big change. Sciencism did not usher in Utopia: as always, when Man attempts to build Heaven on Earth, he constructs Hellish conditions.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 07, 2025 05:52 PM (pJWtt)

201 People really didn’t know?? LOL
Posted by: Common Tate
====We knew, it's just that it's been so completely proven.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 07, 2025 05:52 PM (n4GiU)

202 I have it on good progressive authority that the noble savages of this continent never engaged in any sort of violence whatsoever and lived in perfect harmony with the natural environment before Europeans showed up.

Really. Good authority.

For some value of good.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 07, 2025 05:47 PM (k0XeG)

So those mass extinctions when men showed up in the New Word didn't happen?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:52 PM (n7h9X)

203 10 years, that's all. The Federali's go too easy on crime, turn them over to the state of Texas or Florida for prosecution, where they can be properly sentenced.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at March 07, 2025 05:52 PM (Q1p8k)

204 So those mass extinctions when men showed up in the New Word didn't happen?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:52 PM (n7h9X)
-----------
But they used every part of the mammoth!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at March 07, 2025 05:53 PM (6K6Eu)

205 She killed a dog, but referred these two for prosecution. In my world, a dog gets a fair hearing, and bureaucrats get put down on sight like coyotes. I knew DC was an upside down house of cards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2025 05:53 PM (BI5O2)

206
That is sad about the dog being locked up

Posted by: lin-duh at March 07, 2025 05:54 PM (Av8mp)

207 Women who contracept hormonally just look and behave differently than women who don't.

Possibly he can, I dunno. There's a at at a nursing home that seems to know when people are dying, he's 50 out of 50 times at picking the room where someone is dying.

It has been supported with study that women on hormonal birth control go for more feminine, more harmless men and off it go for more masculine, dangerous seeming ones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:55 PM (2VST1)

208 American Indians used to torture captives by firing blank cartridges

Don't think blank cartridges were a thing of the era, maybe in theatrical venues. Casino Joe wouldn't waste a good cartridge. No

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 07, 2025 05:55 PM (Ru/H6)

209 58 The plummet in illegal border crossing attempts shows how full of shit Democrats were about "durr hurr we need multi-billion-dollar legislation and those obstructionist Republicans are to blame," and also show just how much our own fucking government was encouraging and incentivizing it. Problem isn't gone but these dramatic results have occurred practically overnight.
Posted by: Amazing what just a dab of enforcement will do at March 07, 2025 05:15 PM (5TbUi)

------

Lies by Biden and company. And foolish R Sen. Langford who fell for the "bipartisan border deal". Ugh.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2025 05:55 PM (2EDzv)

210 Yes, I have sensed an uptick in spiritual activity and a shift from darkness to light. I was wondering if God was going to righteously judge us or mercifully rescue us. I'm thankful He is giving us another chance.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at March 07, 2025 05:35 PM (cSvoa)

An interesting little bit of anecdotal information is that we have about 35 catechumens that will be received into the Catholic Church during this Easter Vigil. That's just for one "family of parishes" in the Archdiocese of Cincinnati. I've heard that our seminary is also the fullest its been in decades.

When you have folks either renouncing atheism or saying that they prefer a Christian civilization, that's a big change. Sciencism did not usher in Utopia: as always, when Man attempts to build Heaven on Earth, he constructs Hellish conditions.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 07, 2025 05:52 PM (pJWtt)

There was a huge monastery on the hill in my area of Cincy we drove by to our church as a kid. It was disestablished when I was growing up and combined with others. I got confirmed by the Archbishop himself.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

211 NOOD Astronauts stranded

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2025 05:56 PM (VNX3d)

212 Except, blanks have no recoil. And live ammo does. Any experienced shooter knows if he has fired a blank.
Posted by: Common Tater
===========
Blanks actually do have some recoil based on powder, wad, and gas expulsion at the muzzle. Less than a live round with a bullet but they do have some. As you ramp up the powder charge, you get more recoil even with the same bullet weight courtesy of Newton's 3rd Law of Motion.

Posted by: whig
---

These days, for convicted public servants, 30'06 expandable bullets fired by every shooter. Mutilate the body then hang it on a poll with pictures of his family dangling from his ankle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2025 05:56 PM (E7bCG)

213 Ben Had, I sent a text to Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2025 05:57 PM (8zz6B)

214 Why the hell would a soldier care if he killed a traitor?!

Because maybe the guy being shot is being shot for running from a stupid officer's suicidal orders or for fighting back at an evil officer. Maybe the entire base liked the guy and he had some reason for what he did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:57 PM (2VST1)

215 Noem is the high plains drifter whose come to town and settle the score with some pilgrims.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 07, 2025 05:57 PM (V/pbu)

216 somebody left a toilet seat up they could get to to get water?
Posted by: Ben Had

I had read early on that a side door was open so the 2 dogs that lived had access to the yard. Also, when the police arrived one dog was outside the house (the other close to Hackman's body) and a report I read said they had to trap the outside dog as it was so spooked.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2025 05:57 PM (F3Dlr)

217 These days, for convicted public servants, 30'06 expandable bullets fired by every shooter. Mutilate the body then hang it on a poll with pictures of his family dangling from his ankle.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

With all that weight his leg would probably fall off in a day or two.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2025 05:58 PM (/lPRQ)

218 178 ONLY she did...he died 6 days later of heart disease, severe Alzheimer's, and generally being 95 with no caretaker...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:20 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Nova Local
---
So how did only one of the three dogs die?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 07, 2025 05:45 PM (MqqJZ)

Because the severe Alzheimer's patient didn't remember the other one...so never fed or watered it while it was caged. The door was ajar, so he probably let the other 2 outside and inside and noticed them before he too collapsed...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:58 PM (exHjb)

219 American Indians used to torture captives by firing blank cartridges

Don't think blank cartridges were a thing of the era, maybe in theatrical venues. Casino Joe wouldn't waste a good cartridge. No
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 07, 2025 05:55 PM (Ru/H6)

You just spit out the bullet when you bite the black powder cartridge to expose the powder and get the bullet. Then pour in the powder, wadding and fire

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:59 PM (n7h9X)

220 Because the severe Alzheimer's patient didn't remember the other one...so never fed or watered it while it was caged. The door was ajar, so he probably let the other 2 outside and inside and noticed them before he too collapsed...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 07, 2025 05:58 PM (exHjb)

Heard one was shut in a closet, the other weren't I suppose.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

221 My mother would not remember to feed herself.
So had my brother dropped dead, she would have starved to death.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 07, 2025 06:01 PM (elaR+)

222 There was a huge monastery on the hill in my area of Cincy we drove by to our church as a kid. It was disestablished when I was growing up and combined with others. I got confirmed by the Archbishop himself.
Posted by: Oldcat
___________

The one up in Mt. Adams? That had the lift on the side of the hill back in the day?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 07, 2025 06:02 PM (Dm8we)

223 Actually, Victoria and Albert were pretty liberal for the day. One of the reasons the UK survived the 1850s revolutions in Europe. Granted there were multiple attempts to kill her, but England survived. She had the support of the middle class.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 07, 2025 05:51 PM (w3u3d)

First Queen to use anesthetic in childbirth.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 06:02 PM (n7h9X)

224 There was a huge monastery on the hill in my area of Cincy we drove by to our church as a kid. It was disestablished when I was growing up and combined with others. I got confirmed by the Archbishop himself.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)


Things are finally changing for the better. A nearby parish is in the middle of a $700K renovation of the sanctuary to "make it more Catholic." My parish's school is bursting at the seams and Fr. K is anticipating having to build an addition within a couple of years. We've got lots of crying babies.

All the priests are having us do the Latin chants for the Sanctus, Mystery of Faith, and the Angus Dei for Lent and Easter. Most of the old "hip" priests are in retirement and the younger ones want to re-embrace traditions.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 07, 2025 06:03 PM (pJWtt)

225 There was a huge monastery on the hill in my area of Cincy we drove by to our church as a kid. It was disestablished when I was growing up and combined with others. I got confirmed by the Archbishop himself.
Posted by: Oldcat
___________

The one up in Mt. Adams? That had the lift on the side of the hill back in the day?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 07, 2025 06:02 PM (Dm8we)

no, Northern Suburbs in Glendale/Springdale area/

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 06:03 PM (n7h9X)

226 Our books had the Kyrie in Greek, some priests did that.

There was a Latin Hymn "Tantum Ergo" that was sung at some masses with translation next to it. Written by Aquinas.

Not all of the guitar masses were bad tho. But I liked the historical depth there. I was so angry when I attended a church in DC once and it was all political. Like in "pray for house bill 22C"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2025 06:11 PM (n7h9X)

227 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2025 05:57 PM (2VST1)

Well, sure, but I mean an actual traitor, not some sketchy conviction.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2025 06:13 PM (Vvh2V)

228

when i look into kristi noems eyes

i can see forever...

Posted by: sound awake at March 07, 2025 07:08 PM (Ewmgs)

229 Question: How do you stop DHS employees from leaking ICE operational info to the media or activists ?

Answer: Simple, send a couple of them to jail for ten years.

I bet that puts a quick stop to people leaking ICE info

Posted by: deadrody at March 07, 2025 07:41 PM (vgB0v)

230 Lock them up and throw away the keys. The insider criminals, the Biden administration that encourage a 4 year invasion and maybe a few Dems who worked to commit treason doing it.
Lock them us in NOT a slogan.
It is a way of life and El Salvador (Our Savior) has led the way.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at March 07, 2025 08:07 PM (DWpio)

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