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wyattearp.jpg
Wyatt Earp
at home in Los Angeles, 1923

I've been super into westerns lately. That picture's more for me than anyone else.

Gentleman Stallion tips his fedora.

Mom-shaped rollercoaster simulator.

I probably shouldn't encourage this.

Little kid learns the first harsh rule of dating.

Parkour guys trying to kill themselves and nearly succeeding.

Parkour cats.

Dude takes on dogs in a parkour contest and actually wins.

Chain backflip event.

Dogs react to their owners barking at them.

The cow knew the bride when she used to rock and roll.

Does this count?

Cats are going as Kuato for Halloween.

Finally, a bear that's actually under control.

This giant bear seems under control, as long as you're feeding him.

On the other hand, there's this weisenheimer.

No one knows what's going on here.

Firefighters help a deer they saved from a fire.

You have to stay hydrated when you're yammering at another dog. Watch through until the end.

"It's my nature," said the horse.

Dog goes for the porkers.

Saving a chipmunk and making it your little fren.




Posted by: Ace at 07:21 PM




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1 St

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2025 07:23 PM (/6GbT)

2
Went out drinking with my buds tonight, happy to report a 100% approval with things as they are.

Cheers.

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2025 07:25 PM (j4U/Z)

3 nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:25 PM (M7Uyw)

4 Pretty sure that's a recent picture of Kurt Russell. Good choice.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 05, 2025 07:27 PM (P7Iz+)

5 top 5?

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at March 05, 2025 07:27 PM (sMkAM)

6 I really want the Jolly Rogers F-14 TSF from Muv-Luv Alternative: Schwarzen Marken, not a Persian TSF...

https://www.suruga-ya.com/en/product/602019463

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:27 PM (M7Uyw)

7 Wyatt Earp was all that is man. From everyone who knew him the report was that he was utterly fearless. He wasn't very fast on the draw, he just didn't get rattled and didn't miss. That goofy scene in Tombstone where he starts yelling "NO!" and just walks out into the stream and breaks up an ambush? Multiple reports, including guys in the Cowboys gang confirm that happened.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)

8 DOGGEHS!!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 07:29 PM (/ncst)

9 He looks like he just had to sit through a four hour movie about himself.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2025 07:30 PM (Vj4xA)

10 Would you hang out that close to wild bears just to video them on your phone?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 07:31 PM (/ncst)

11 But does dog whiskey offer adowable widdle bwankets?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at March 05, 2025 07:31 PM (ka12K)

12 Wyatt's expression is that of a man on whose lawn you DO NOT GO.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2025 07:32 PM (BpYfr)

13 Earp's an interesting character. He didn't kill as many people as some think. He did kill at least five people. Apparently his typical modus operandi was to rush at his target with his fists flying. He was big for his time at about six feet tall and solidly built.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2025 07:32 PM (lIio7)

14 In reference to the doods jumping in the water: no woman's last words have ever been 'watch this'.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2025 07:32 PM (MGB5H)

15 10 Would you hang out that close to wild bears just to video them on your phone?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 07:31 PM (/ncst)

As long as you are the slowest in the group..all good

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2025 07:32 PM (/6GbT)

16 Costner's movie about Earp suffered from being too long and having no actual story, it was just a sequence of events. Yeah, that's how his life went but you gotta have some kid of connecting narrative. Evidently it was pretty accurate, and Quaid did a great job as Doc Holiday but nobody and I mean nobody comes close to the performance (should have got an oscar) by Val Kilmer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 07:33 PM (2VST1)

17 Oh here it is, Jolly Rogers F-14D TSF

https://www.suruga-ya.com/en/product/602008707

But $66?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:33 PM (M7Uyw)

18 Great thread ya'll
Every vid is awesome.
The high divers are wicked scary...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 07:34 PM (w4nzS)

19
We haven't practiced our kraut here in a while.

What is a deutscher schäferhund?

Posted by: Soothsayer loves zee krauts at March 05, 2025 07:34 PM (6epxM)

20 Apparently his typical modus operandi was to rush at his target with his fists flying.

He'd pistol whip guys a lot too, something Costner showed.

Earp ended his working days as a consultant on Hollywood, who they largely ignored, but he got paid anyway. He seemed to be a guy who just worked where he needed to get paid and get the job done. Whether its guarding a whore house or a federal marshal, it was about keeping the bills paid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 07:34 PM (2VST1)

21 Came across this 10 yr old study :

Why do adult dogs play?
John W.S. Bradshaw .Anne J. Pullen, Nicola J. Rooney
Anthrozoology Institute, School of Veterinary Sciences, University of Bristol, Langford House, BS40 5DU, United Kingdom
Available online 22 September 2014.

We examine whether the playfulness of adult domestic dogs is a unitary phenomenon, or is heterogeneous and the consequence of diverse selection pressures.

1/2 (continued below)

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 07:35 PM (/ncst)

22 Bat Masterson would try to talk guys down (although he was plenty capable in a fight) but Wyatt would just walk up and clock them put them in jail and talk to them the next morning when they woke up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 07:36 PM (2VST1)

23 Gol Dang! If I was a country musician I'd for sure right songs about Trumps posse(cabinet) they are all over the place everyday now. wow

Lesee hmm
The Ballad of Tulsa Tulsi .
Pistol Pete Gonna Take you Down
Pamela Jo dont take your Kash to town

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 07:36 PM (w4nzS)

24 21 cont'd

Solitary play with objects resembles predatory behaviour in both form and motivation.

Play involving another dog tends to be more competitive than play with a human.

Dogs appear to use play as a means of establishing relationships with other dogs, and can also derive social information from observing play between third parties.

The extension of social playfulness into adulthood appears to be an adaptive trait brought about by domestication, enabling the formation of emotionally-based bonds between dog and owner.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 07:36 PM (/ncst)

25 TOMBSTONE!

Posted by: rodney stanton at March 05, 2025 07:37 PM (TpQSl)

26 Yeah, it's all fun and games until they steal your picnic basket.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

27 One thing lost in translation, Wyatt Earp fired and re-loaded his Colt .36 cap & ball revolvers every day. Some people think blackpowder firearms are somehow not reliable or will misfire after just a few days. Not true, not true at all, they will go “bang” after being loaded for years and years. I expect he did so to maintain proficiency.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 07:39 PM (5MnqL)

28
Wyatt Earp vs Tombstone Territory vs Bat Masterson vs Trackdown?

Posted by: Soothsayer loves zee krauts at March 05, 2025 07:39 PM (6epxM)

29 You have to have good aim when you're jumping off bridges into obstacle filled water.

You don't and life in a wheelchair is your best case outcome.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2025 07:40 PM (hB7mE)

30 Thank you for the bat last night, Ace. It was definitely appreciated by the chiroptophiles of The Horde!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2025 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

31 > One thing lost in translation, Wyatt Earp fired and re-loaded his Colt .36 cap & ball revolvers every day. Some people think blackpowder firearms are somehow not reliable or will misfire after just a few days. Not true, not true at all, they will go “bang” after being loaded for years and years. I expect he did so to maintain proficiency.

If the powder gets wet, it's not going bang.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2025 07:41 PM (lIio7)

32 *ponders*

Whyatt Earp in Big Trouble in Little China

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:41 PM (M7Uyw)

33 No one knows what's going on here.
---
It's pretty clear the bear wants to be next in line to either hang from the tree or to be punching that guy in the gut.

He doesn't care which.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2025 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

34 Why did I put that 'h' in Wyatt's name?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:43 PM (M7Uyw)

35 Not true, not true at all, they will go “bang” after being loaded for years and years. I expect he did so to maintain proficiency.
Posted by: Common Tater

Yeah. Maybe.
It's the caps that fail, generally. High humidity, less life.
Any time I've had a FTT, I've changed caps and had a bang.

Posted by: MkY at March 05, 2025 07:43 PM (cPGH3)

36 Over the centuries, Queensrÿche has proven to be one of the most influential metal bands of all time.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 05, 2025 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

37 Why did I put that 'h' in Wyatt's name?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:43 PM (M7Uyw)

Whynatt?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 07:44 PM (KtIIi)

38 “Keep your powder dry” ?? “If it gets wet” etc. They are very reliable.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 07:44 PM (zTpLb)

39 Came across this 10 yr old study :

Why do adult dogs play?
John W.S. Bradshaw .Anne J. Pullen, Nicola J. Rooney
Anthrozoology Institute, School of Veterinary Sciences, University of Bristol, Langford House, BS40 5DU, United Kingdom
Available online 22 September 2014.

We examine whether the playfulness of adult domestic dogs is a unitary phenomenon, or is heterogeneous and the consequence of diverse selection pressures.

1/2 (continued below)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte


I'll bet USAID funded that study.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 07:46 PM (3oPA9)

40 Why did I put that 'h' in Wyatt's name?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:43 PM


No clue. We don't have on in our name, so perhaps you weren't thinking of us at the time?

Posted by: Bronie Bros at March 05, 2025 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Eh, I lived in high humidity. Iowa. I’ve kept cap and ball revolvers loaded 2 to 3 years, up to 5 years, same caps. Went bang every time.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 07:46 PM (zTpLb)

42 Warai-otoko

*groans*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:46 PM (M7Uyw)

43 Bears for Borscht

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2025 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

44 Looks like juvenile delinquent beers hanging out there.
Probably just hid the beer and cigs behind the tree.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 05, 2025 07:47 PM (n4GiU)

45 But $66?


Same as in town. Inflation and exchange rates.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 05, 2025 07:47 PM (NMT5x)

46 In the Wild West there were really bad guys but some of the good guys were also at times considered to be bad guys who then were again good guys. At some level you also had be bad to fight the real bad guys.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 07:47 PM (VofaG)

47 >>>This giant bear seems under control, as long as you're feeding him.

I think there's a reason he was eating some kind of mush. No teeth to speak of. Those claws could probably still do some damage though.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2025 07:47 PM (klJTj)

48 Went bang every time.
Posted by: Common Tater

Interesting. Not been my experience.

Posted by: MkY at March 05, 2025 07:47 PM (cPGH3)

49 27 One thing lost in translation, Wyatt Earp fired and re-loaded his Colt .36 cap & ball revolvers every day. Some people think blackpowder firearms are somehow not reliable or will misfire after just a few days. Not true, not true at all, they will go “bang” after being loaded for years and years. I expect he did so to maintain proficiency.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 07:39 PM (5MnqL)

Dude looks svelte as an old timer. He must have kept in shape too...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 07:48 PM (w4nzS)

50 In the Wild West there were really bad guys but some of the good guys were also at times considered to be bad guys who then were again good guys. At some level you also had be bad to fight the real bad guys.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 07:47 PM


It's like deja vu all over again.

Posted by: WWE at March 05, 2025 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

51 In the Wild West there were really bad guys but some of the good guys were also at times considered to be bad guys who then were again good guys. At some level you also had be bad to fight the real bad guys.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 07:47 PM (VofaG)
---
A concept that lives on in professional wrestling...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2025 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

52 There's a documentary on Netflix I think about Wyatt Earp and the Cowboys. Voiced by Ed Harris. Corroborated most of the Tombstone/WE films I saw. I like it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2025 07:48 PM (b294k)

53 I know full-well that Tombstone is a Western melodrama, but damn, I love that film. I never get tired of watching it, even if I tune in halfway through it on a weekend or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 05, 2025 07:48 PM (bDNzX)

54 ace, have you watched "Broken Trail"?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 07:49 PM (mB6WH)

55 Went bang every time.
Posted by: Common Tater


* buffs nails *

Posted by: Paolo at March 05, 2025 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

56 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2025 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

Hah!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 07:49 PM (VofaG)

57 Interesting good guy/bad guy is Tom Horn.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 07:50 PM (VofaG)

58 Wyatt Earp?

"Draw, you g*ddamn belch, you!" - Jack Crabbe

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 05, 2025 07:51 PM (/HDaX)

59 What is annoying about the price of that figure is, it is only 202Yen from 10,000Yen. If it was 10k Yen I could use a 20% off coupon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:52 PM (M7Uyw)

60 John Wayne would have made a terrible Wyatt Earp.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 07:52 PM (KtIIi)

61 There's an old action/comedy from the '80's about a Hollywood cowboy actor teaming up with now retired Wyatt Earp to solve a mystery. Bruce Willis and James Garner. Kinda fun.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2025 07:52 PM (b294k)

62 Knowing who Bass Reeves was made the remake of The Magnificent Seven so much better. You didn't have to suspend belief with Denzel playing the lead.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 07:52 PM (VofaG)

63 Seems like most of those "rescued cows" don't have udders on them. Either they are heifers, or they are old and gone dry, and were headed for the packing house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 07:53 PM (8zz6B)

64 What is annoying about the price of that figure is, it is only 202Yen from 10,000Yen. If it was 10k Yen I could use a 20% off coupon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2025 07:52 PM (M7Uyw

That's when spend another 50$ so you can get your discount.
-women shopping

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2025 07:53 PM (MGB5H)

65 Annie Haslam, lead singer of Renaissance, had a similar head bob action like Whiskey when the band was playing an instrumental section of a song. She was certainly no dog, though.

Posted by: Can You Understand? at March 05, 2025 07:53 PM (G5+As)

66 Yeah a lot of guys in the old west were on both sides of the fence at least once. Earp included. Some of them were evil bastards but played up as heroes for a while too, like Harding and the James brothers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 07:54 PM (2VST1)

67 speaking of the Oregon Trail, beware of dysentery in Portland
youtu.be/M2-EwtXe7Hs

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2025 07:54 PM (gKWVE)

68 The Last Hard Men was an underrated Charlton Heston movie. It is very gritty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 07:55 PM (VofaG)

69 Seems like most of those "rescued cows" don't have udders on them. Either they are heifers, or they are old and gone dry, and were headed for the packing house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 07:53 PM


We're right here, you know.

Posted by: The View at March 05, 2025 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

70 I'll bet USAID funded that study.
Posted by: rickb223

Lol
At least no pups were tortured or transitioned!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 07:55 PM (/ncst)

71 There's an old action/comedy from the '80's about a Hollywood cowboy actor teaming up with now retired Wyatt Earp to solve a mystery. Bruce Willis and James Garner. Kinda fun.

Sunset yeah its a fun movie. Feels kind of like a TV movie, hard to find on disc now.

62 Knowing who Bass Reeves was made the remake of The Magnificent Seven so much better.

Bass Reeve was a magnificent badass all by himself. Almost unbelievable career, ridiculously legendary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 07:56 PM (2VST1)

72 I rescued part of a cow out of my freezer yesterday and plan to cook it tomorrow. The part is called ribeye.

Posted by: Yours Is No Misteak at March 05, 2025 07:57 PM (G5+As)

73 Knowing who Bass Reeves was made the remake of The Magnificent Seven so much better.

Bass Reeve was a magnificent badass all by himself. Almost unbelievable career, ridiculously legendary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 07:56 PM (2VST1)

Tayler Sheridan (Yellowstone , sicario, etc) did a miniseries on bass reeves. Lawman. It was pretty good.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2025 07:57 PM (MGB5H)

74 I like Westerns. They are American mythology.

And if there is one old man I would never fuck with, it's Wyatt Earp. Man lived a very full life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 05, 2025 07:58 PM (xcxpd)

75 Wyatt Earp
at home in Los Angeles, 1923

I've been super into westerns lately. That picture's more for me than anyone else.

-------------

Some subset of Earp brothers including Wyatt, Doc Holliday, and Big-Nose Kate lived in our small Northern AZ town (the latter returned here before or after Holliday's death and died & is buried here) prior to relocating to Tombstone.

Anywho, there are pictures of them in many of the downtown restaurants, and its remarkable how much a young Wyatt looked like Kurt Russell in one particular profile portrait -- especially with that handlebar mustache.

* Let's see if I can find it *

https://is.gd/K43Fma

Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 08:00 PM (+wIL6)

76 California Councilmember’s husband arrested by ICE:

Yadira Perez, a Coachella City, CA council member, watches as her illegal alien husband, Isidro Jimenez, is arrested by federal agents in a parking lot.

Her husband has been convicted of multiple crimes including drug dealing, injuring a spouse, DUI, and most recently, assault with a deadly weapon. He also illegally reentered the US multiple times after being deported.

In addition to her seat on the city council, Perez also held a position with the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office for two decades. She resigned from this role after her husband’s arrest.

Credit Libs of Tik Tok via X

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 08:02 PM (3oPA9)

77 I read that Josephine treated Earp pretty badly near the end of his life, or maybe just neglected him, or something. But I don't remember the details.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 05, 2025 08:02 PM (lHPJf)

78 Johnny Guitar (1952) is a great western and film noirish, too. Great cinematography and great action including a flaming Chandelier hitting the floor.

Posted by: Yours Is No Misteak at March 05, 2025 08:02 PM (G5+As)

79 Cool momcoaster.

Posted by: eleven at March 05, 2025 08:04 PM (0HaGk)

80 Juvenile bears are naturally curious and playful. They’ve been spotted sliding down snowy hills, wrestling with siblings, and even balancing on logs just for fun. Basically, they’re the class clowns of the animal kingdom!

-----------

Looks like the guy in that video had a rifle slung across his back.

I would have been head-on-a-swivel looking out for a protective mama bear -- with my rifle in my hands.

Posted by: ShainS -- DataRepublican for Attorney General! at March 05, 2025 08:05 PM (+wIL6)

81 Her husband has been convicted of multiple crimes including drug dealing, injuring a spouse, DUI, and most recently, assault with a deadly weapon

Apart from all that, though, he's a really nice guy.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2025 08:05 PM (gKWVE)

82 Her husband has been convicted of multiple crimes including drug dealing, injuring a spouse, DUI, and most recently, assault with a deadly weapon

Apart from all that, though, he's a really nice guy.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2025 08:05 PM (gKWVE)


*mumble mumble* spark of divinity *mumble mumble*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 05, 2025 08:06 PM (lHPJf)

83 LOL The Portland Oregonian:

He waved his cane during Trump’s speech. Now, GOP wants to censure him

waved his cane! Wow, that's all he did?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:10 PM (2VST1)

84 You're married.

To an American.

Who is literally in the government.

And your ass still ain't got a green card?

That's a you problem, asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 08:10 PM (KtIIi)

85 The makers of westerns need to quit giving the horses speaking parts. Horses do not whinny, neigh or nicker while bring ridden.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 08:11 PM (mB6WH)

86 waved his cane! Wow, that's all he did?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:10 PM (2VST1)

Some actor pulled his finger back a little in a balcony. Now they want to call him an "assassin".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 08:11 PM (KtIIi)

87 Lemme get this said before I go to bed. To throw a log in water you plan to jump in is about the most stupid thing I ever saw. I ain't the brightest bulb in the box but even I wouldn't do that.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2025 08:12 PM (LHPAg)

88 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 08:12 PM (RZ1DE)

89 The makers of westerns need to quit giving the horses speaking parts. Horses do not whinny, neigh or nicker while bring ridden.

Well they n ever have when I have ridden one but its only been a few times. One tried to brush me off on an overhanging limb, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:13 PM (2VST1)

90 what the hell is going on.
This morning China threatened- If the U.S. truly wants to solve the #fentanyl issue, then the right thing to do is to consult with China by treating each other as equals.

If war is what the U.S. wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we’re ready to fight till the end.

Now Macron in a televised address threatens to use nukes to protect Europe.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 08:13 PM (w4nzS)

91 I know full-well that Tombstone is a Western melodrama, but damn, I love that film. I never get tired of watching it, even if I tune in halfway through it on a weekend or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 05, 2025 07:48 PM (bDNzX)



“Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.”

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 05, 2025 08:14 PM (NMT5x)

92 You're married.

To an American.

Who is literally in the government.

And your ass still ain't got a green card?

That's a you problem, asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 08:10 PM (KtIIi)


If he was literally guilty of everything, they said he did, he never would get a green card.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2025 08:14 PM (3oPA9)

93 The makers of westerns need to quit giving the horses speaking parts.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 08:11 PM


Willlllburrrrrrrrr.

* clomps hoof 4 times *

Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 05, 2025 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

94 Lady's got the Crazy Eyes real bad:
youtube.com/watch?v=p0hVA_Hln9w

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (XArC2)

95 This morning China threatened- If the U.S. truly wants to solve the #fentanyl issue, then the right thing to do is to consult with China by treating each other as equals.

That's what Trump is trying to do with tariffs LOL. You lower yours, and we won't have to raise ours.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (2VST1)

96 83 LOL The Portland Oregonian:

He waved his cane during Trump’s speech. Now, GOP wants to censure him

waved his cane! Wow, that's all he did?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:10 PM (2VST1)
Bet he won't tried that on Congressman Preston Brooks.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (LHPAg)

97 "Horses do not whinny, neigh or nicker while bring ridden.
Posted by: Ben Had "

I didn't know that. I wonder why?

Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

98 I have to admit I really disliked High Noon.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (VofaG)

99 88 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip i at March 05, 2025 08:12 PM (RZ1DE)

How are you gentlemen?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 05, 2025 08:17 PM (xcxpd)

100 what the hell is going on.
This morning China threatened- If the U.S. truly wants to solve the #fentanyl issue, then the right thing to do is to consult with China by treating each other as equals.

If war is what the U.S. wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we’re ready to fight till the end....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 08:13 PM (w4nzS)

Well shit. Coming from China, that kind of statement is damn near an overture for full on friendship.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 08:17 PM (KtIIi)

101 I didn't know that. I wonder why?
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

There's a "mute" button where the saddle goes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 08:18 PM (8zz6B)

102 I didn't know that. I wonder why?
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

"Don't say nothing, Larry, there's a primate on your back! It might hear you!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 08:18 PM (KtIIi)

103 How much munk

could a chipmunk chunk

if a chipmunk could chunk munk?

Posted by: eleven at March 05, 2025 08:19 PM (0HaGk)

104 I have to admit I really disliked High Noon

I liked it okay, but other than the ending and the real time concept, its not much of a movie. Kinda slow and dull. I don't see any blacklist theme in it, but the hero gets saved by his wife, not exactly heroic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:20 PM (2VST1)

105 Bet he won't tried that on Congressman Preston Brooks.
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (LHPAg)


That's what we need in Congress, lightsaber duels with canes.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2025 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

106 Lemme get this said before I go to bed. To throw a log in water you plan to jump in is about the most stupid thing I ever saw. I ain't the brightest bulb in the box but even I wouldn't do that.
Posted by: Eromero
=====
My first thought also. I actually knew a kid who landed on a log after jumping in the quarries. Didn't die, but as far as I know crippled for life. And that was well under a hundred feet.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 05, 2025 08:21 PM (n4GiU)

107 I'm always curious about how many deaths by bear occur in Russia. They're interaction is one step beyond some stupid selfie photo.

I have to admit, though. This is the first one I've seen where the Russian is falling down drunk.

Posted by: Orson at March 05, 2025 08:22 PM (dIske)

108 fd, there are exceptions. An ill mannered stud will run his mouth and a flat out bronc will bawl while trying to buck your ass off but they are normally quiet.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2025 08:22 PM (mB6WH)

109 they're....their....there....whatever

Posted by: Orson at March 05, 2025 08:22 PM (dIske)

110 >>>If war is what the U.S. wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we’re ready to fight till the end.



Well, yeah...most participants do fight until the end.



Posted by: haffhowershower at March 05, 2025 08:23 PM (NMT5x)

111 LOL The Portland Oregonian:

He waved his cane during Trump’s speech. Now, GOP wants to censure him

waved his cane! Wow, that's all he did?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:10 PM (2VST1)


weren't some state Republican legislators removed from the legislature last session for "wrongthing"?
I care deeply after that

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 08:24 PM (D7oie)

112 Her husband has been convicted of multiple crimes including drug dealing, injuring a spouse, DUI, and most recently, assault with a deadly weapon

--

Injuring a spouse? Would that be the councilwoman, I wonder? Or maybe an ex ...

Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 08:26 PM (/ncst)

113 My dear, I don't believe you are wearing a bustle!

Posted by: Zombie Doc Holiday at March 05, 2025 08:27 PM (mH6SG)

114 "I got away with beating my wife because my wife's on the city council" is just about the scumbaggiest thing i can conceive of.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 08:28 PM (KtIIi)

115 Anyone is the Greensboro, NC area should be aware of an excellent Penguin Encounter program at the Greensboro Science Center on Saturdays and Sundays. Up close and personal with their African Penguins. The zoo welcomes all well-adjusted visitors.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at March 05, 2025 08:28 PM (G5+As)

116 Well, I blew that line.

Posted by: Zombie Doc Holiday at March 05, 2025 08:29 PM (mH6SG)

117 114 "I got away with beating my wife because my wife's on the city council" is just about the scumbaggiest thing i can conceive of.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

And Ike Turner might not have gotten such bad press if he'd converted to Islam.

Posted by: Ike Beats Tina To Death at March 05, 2025 08:31 PM (G5+As)

118 In High Noon, watch Katy Jurado when she gets torqued up. She could burn down the house with that blazing glare.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at March 05, 2025 08:31 PM (XArC2)

119 115 Anyone is the Greensboro, NC area should be aware of an excellent Penguin Encounter program at the Greensboro Science Center on Saturdays and Sundays. Up close and personal with their African Penguins. The zoo welcomes all well-adjusted visitors.
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at March 05, 2025 08:28 PM (G5+As)
Those are the ones that are all black, not confusing at all. Like those damn zebras.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2025 08:32 PM (LHPAg)

120 I thought African Penguins were just flamingos with little tuxes drawn on them with a Sharpie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2025 08:35 PM (8zz6B)

121 Those juvenile bears looked pretty big to me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

122 Let me know if you're interested.

For sale:

George Foreman grill
Muhammad Ali DVDs

Both boxed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2025 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

123 116 Well, I blew that line.
Posted by: Zombie Doc Holiday at March 05, 2025 08:29 PM (mH6SG)


You're doing it wrong

Posted by: Volodymyr Zelenskyy at March 05, 2025 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

124 It is weird to think that some of the Wild West, horse ridin, six shootin rootin tootin cowpokes lived into the era of electric lights, cars, and radios but of course they did..cultural time has spread out vastly as the decades have gone past. The F-16 and the F-15 are still in production at over 50 years old, and the trope of the little old lady shocked at hard rock kind of still exists even though the original Zep fans ARE the little old ladies now...

Posted by: The Nomad Farmers at March 05, 2025 08:36 PM (3/XaG)

125 Posted by: The Nomad Farmers at March 05, 2025 08:36 PM (3/XaG)

Civil War veterans living in the 1930's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 08:39 PM (VofaG)

126 Hello! Well this is an appropriate thread for me! My great great grandfather was an outlaw. He ran with Billy the Kidd and is on wanted posters.

Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2025 08:40 PM (p4NUW)

127 White boyz be crazy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 08:41 PM (VofaG)

128 Hello! Well this is an appropriate thread for me! My great great grandfather was an outlaw. He ran with Billy the Kidd and is on wanted posters.

Was he a regulator or just a guy that joined him later?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:44 PM (2VST1)

129 Hello! Well this is an appropriate thread for me! My great great grandfather was an outlaw. He ran with Billy the Kidd and is on wanted posters.

Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2025 08:40 PM (p4NUW)

Really cool. I love learning about ancestors.

My wife's grandpa was a bootlegger in Ohio. Was acquainted with John Dillinger.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 05, 2025 08:44 PM (bDNzX)

130 I don't care how polite a bear might be, keep your distance:
https://tinyurl.com/bddk6ksn

Posted by: tankdemon at March 05, 2025 08:44 PM (aIl4i)

131 John Ford sitting next to Henry Fonda and James Stewart talking about the conversations he had with Wyatt Earp:

https://tinyurl.com/35p42xuv

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2025 08:45 PM (pIfcn)

132 The rarely seen Lesothotian penguin lives it's life never seeing the ocean, thus starving to death at an early age.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 05, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

133 Never really think of Wyatt Earp living into the 20th Century, but John Wayne was said to have met the man and styled his roles after him, saying something to the effect that Earp had done in real life what Wayne was pretending to do onscreen.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 05, 2025 08:46 PM (aIl4i)

134 I don't care how polite a bear might be, keep your distance

"Oh, bother!"
--Edward aka Winnie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 08:46 PM (2VST1)

135 Wyatt Earp is a handsome man he can drop his drawers at the bottom of my bed anytime

Posted by: kelly at March 05, 2025 08:46 PM (KHjP8)

136 I listen to the 70's channel on Sirius. Like my grandfather listening to music of the 20's in 1975 .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 08:48 PM (VofaG)

137 kelly

Is that you, Hillary?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2025 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

138 Ace, if you haven't seen it, watch the Australian western "The Proposition"

Also Once Upon a Time in the West. I've recently decided it might be the best western ever made, and is probably one of the top 25 movies ever made.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Strong, sincere confidence is only attractive in men at March 05, 2025 08:49 PM (uOckE)

139 125 Posted by: The Nomad Farmers at March 05, 2025 08:36 PM (3/XaG)

Civil War veterans living in the 1930's.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 08:39 PM (VofaG)
Eromero's Great-GrandPappys fought in the War Between The States. Their GrandPappys fought in the Revolution.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2025 08:49 PM (LHPAg)

140 10 Would you hang out that close to wild bears just to video them on your phone?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 05, 2025 07:31 PM (/ncst)

I would rather do that than those cliff dives. Lunatics, each and every one of those dudes.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 05, 2025 08:50 PM (aIl4i)

141
AoSpHQ spilling tea since 2005
Chief of Staff for Speaker Johnson Arrested for DUI After Trump’s Presidential Address

No worries Mike Johnson is not Ghey...
check out his wife

https://tinyurl.com/y6byyaey

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 08:50 PM (w4nzS)

142 Hello! Well this is an appropriate thread for me! My great great grandfather was an outlaw. He ran with Billy the Kidd and is on wanted posters.
Posted by: Piper

I come from a long line of horse thieves. Pretty successful, for a while.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2025 08:50 PM (b294k)

143 129 Really cool. I love learning about ancestors.

My wife's grandpa was a bootlegger in Ohio. Was acquainted with John Dillinger.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 05

Some people have famous inventors or artists. We have crime and scandal!

Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2025 08:50 PM (p4NUW)

144 I thought African Penguins were just flamingos with little tuxes drawn on them with a Sharpie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Every girl crazy 'bout a sharpie dressed man.

Posted by: a flamingo at March 05, 2025 08:51 PM (DgGvY)

145 John Ford sitting next to Henry Fonda and James Stewart talking about the conversations he had with Wyatt Earp:

https://tinyurl.com/35p42xuv
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2025 08:45 PM (pIfcn)

James Stewart was a badass too. He flew secret missions over North Vietnam as a military consultant.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2025 08:52 PM (VofaG)

146 I kinda want to put the Falklands/Malvinas up for President Milei to have. Britain's not doing anything with it. The most Britain could do to defend it is send hordes of Islammy "migrants" to Argentina.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2025 08:52 PM (b294k)

147 128 Hello! Well this is an appropriate thread for me! My great great grandfather was an outlaw. He ran with Billy the Kidd and is on wanted posters.

Was he a regulator or just a guy that joined him later?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March

They share a few wanted posters, what I have gathered is they worked together a lot, but also separately.

Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2025 08:55 PM (p4NUW)

148 I'm not sure anyone can beat Sir Christopher Lee.
"No, that's not how it sounds when you stab someone's lung"

Posted by: gKWVE, paraphasing at March 05, 2025 08:56 PM (gKWVE)

149 Wyatt Earp is a handsome man he can drop his drawers at the bottom of my bed anytime
Posted by: kelly at March 05, 2025 08:46 PM


Is that you, sis?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 05, 2025 08:56 PM (mH6SG)

150 No worries Mike Johnson is not Ghey...
check out his wife

https://tinyurl.com/y6byyaey
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 08:50 PM (w4nzS)

Take. Off. The. Stupid. Sunglasses. When someone is taking yer pitcher. Annoys the hell out of me.

Also, if I am meeting someone for the first time and they do not remove their shades, I instantly think less of them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, grumnpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 08:56 PM (bDNzX)

151 They share a few wanted posters, what I have gathered is they worked together a lot, but also separately

Probably better to be more anonymous. Famous bad guys get killed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 09:00 PM (2VST1)

152 Some people have famous inventors or artists. We have crime and scandal!
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2025 08:50 PM (p4NUW)

My Mom has a great uncle who killed a man. Might have been self-defense. He was a sketchy dude. But, he never got charged. So, all good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, grumnpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:01 PM (bDNzX)

153 Chick knows how to tickle those ivories.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at March 05, 2025 09:01 PM (g8Ew8)

154
[looks at feet]

Well...one of my ancients was arrested for stealing a pint of gooseberries. Got a week of hard labor.

Oh, wait. G-g-g-grandfather was found by parliament to have engaged in vote buying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2025 09:02 PM (XeU6L)

155 I don't think any of my ancestors were here before 1890 or so. Except for the Indian ones, of course. I guess they go a little farther back.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 09:03 PM (KtIIi)

156 No worries Mike Johnson is not Ghey

His chief of staff was arrested last night for drunk and disorderly LOL apparently it was a grand old party after the speech

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 09:03 PM (2VST1)

157 I have no famous ancestors that I am aware of. Maybe I'm related to Old Hickory. Probably not. Wait, I'm related to Noah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2025 09:04 PM (2VST1)

158 I'm your gooseberry.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 05, 2025 09:04 PM (NMT5x)

159 Johnnie Ringo, you ain't no gooseberry at all!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 05, 2025 09:05 PM (mH6SG)

160 BRICS News@BRICSinfo 1h

US President Trump issues final warning to Hamas

"Shalom Hamas means Hello and Goodbye. You can choose. Release all of the Hostages now, not later, and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered, or it is OVER for you.

Only sick and twisted people keep bodies, and you are sick and twisted! I am sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job, not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don't do as I say. I have just met with your former Hostages whose lives you have destroyed.

This is your last warning! For the leadership, now is the time to leave Gaza, while you still have a chance. Also, to the People of Gaza: A beautiful Future awaits, but not if you hold Hostages.

If you do, you are DEAD! Make a SMART decision. RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LATER!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:06 PM (+JNKR)

161 My direct ancestor in the 1750s was kidnapped by privateers and held in the Carribean until the clan paid the ransom. He eventually landed in Virginia, and here I am. He settled in the Wheeling area.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, grumnpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:06 PM (bDNzX)

162 97 "Horses do not whinny, neigh or nicker while bring ridden.
Posted by: Ben Had "

I didn't know that. I wonder why?
Posted by: fd at March 05, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

Would you want to jibber jabber while on a forced march carrying a heavy and annoying load on your back?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 05, 2025 09:09 PM (aIl4i)

163 Wow, bunch of people in here with criminal forbears. I hope it's not transmittable by birth.

Hey, where's my wallet?

Posted by: Calling Security at March 05, 2025 09:09 PM (G5+As)

164

My husband's late father is a descendent of Earp family, cousins way back then.

We are researching his side of the family and trying to find out more.

Posted by: four seasons at March 05, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

165 Fixing nic. Carry on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:10 PM (bDNzX)

166 Is this the final warning or the final final warning?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2025 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

167 He settled in the Wheeling area.

Isn’t that where Billy the Kid came from? I learned this by way of Billy Joel, so it is probably wrong. He’s no Johnny Horton.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2025 09:12 PM (EXyHK)

168 I want to find the link to the story I read about how the fed treats all the fakery going on in social security accounts.

Did I get the link here or on X or somewhere else? Who's seen the deep-dive article. I need to find it and save it.

The story tells how SS maintains one or more files of accounts that are somehow questionable, and how the number of accounts has skyrocketed in the last twenty years, all due to illegal aliens entering the country.

One data point sticks with me, that being that it is suspected that 75 percent of illegals use phony SS numbers.

Got the link?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 05, 2025 09:12 PM (KiBMU)

169 163 Wow, bunch of people in here with criminal forbears. I hope it's not transmittable by birth.

Hey, where's my wallet?
Posted by: Calling Security at March 05, 2025 09:09 PM (G5+As)
-Four Bears no problem. Ten Bears different.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2025 09:12 PM (LHPAg)

170
Also, if I am meeting someone for the first time and they do not remove their shades, I instantly think less of them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, grumnpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 08:56 PM (bDNz

You remind me of my Step Father from Scotland. He was a stickler for dress code..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 09:16 PM (w4nzS)

171 Nic & email keep getting wiped out after each post (not persisting).

Have I been shadowbanned or are the Pixy Minx Hamster Gods unhappy with anyone else as well (like Pug)?

Using Brave Browser on Debian 10 Linux.

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama; I cancelled Amazon Prime + Vix at March 05, 2025 09:17 PM (+wIL6)

172 166 Is this the final warning or the final final warning?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---

Yeah, he laid down a heavy marker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:17 PM (+JNKR)

173 His chief of staff was arrested last night for drunk and disorderly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I beat a disorderly charge once as the Judge said to the Prosecutor after reviewing the evidence - "Clearly the defendant was extremely drunk but he couldn't have possibly been disorderly. Get him outta here!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2025 09:17 PM (cYBz/)

174 Using Brave Browser on Debian 10 Linux.
Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama; I cancelled Amazon Prime + Vix at March 05, 2025 09:17 PM (+wIL6)

Those fields are saved locally i think. See if your browser settings changed from an update or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 09:18 PM (KtIIi)

175 More of a relative via a third-cousin twice-removed thing, but on my Mom's side of the family, Hannibal Hamlin was a relative. He was Abe Lincoln's first vice president. Spent most of his time working in the galley of a Navy ship in Maine.

I think JD Vance is doing a better job.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:18 PM (bDNzX)

176 Yeah, he laid down a heavy marker.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:17 PM (+JNKR)

Has a US president ever before actually said "you're dead" in such a missive?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 09:19 PM (KtIIi)

177 Is this the final warning or the final final warning?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---

Yeah, he laid down a heavy marker.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:17 PM (+JNKR)

A bit more serious than OBumble's ever shifting and disappearing line in the sand.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2025 09:22 PM (lCppi)

178 I want to find the link to the story I read about how the fed treats all the fakery going on in social security accounts.

Did I get the link here or on X or somewhere else? Who's seen the deep-dive article. I need to find it and save it.

The story tells how SS maintains one or more files of accounts that are somehow questionable, and how the number of accounts has skyrocketed in the last twenty years, all due to illegal aliens entering the country.

One data point sticks with me, that being that it is suspected that 75 percent of illegals use phony SS numbers.

Got the link?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 05, 2025 09:12 PM (KiBMU)

----------------

I'd been linking something related in my nic recently a Kimberly Strassel piece @ The WSJ entitled "We Pay Dead People."

Basically, the f*cking US TREASURY DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE SS SYSTEM DEATH LIST -- so they just keep cutting checks after people have died as they have to way to electronically verify it.

https://is.gd/LwX2HO

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama; I cancelled Amazon Prime + Vix at March 05, 2025 09:23 PM (+wIL6)

179 Has a US president ever before actually said "you're dead" in such a missive?

Not to my recollection. Pretty bold, with no nuance whatsoever. Let's see what transpires.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 05, 2025 09:23 PM (mH6SG)

180 Earp's pose at a glance is imposing but it actually awkward. The way his right hand is holding the rocker arm where it's joined to the back and his left forearm across and down with his hand reversed.
It's unnatural.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:23 PM (+JNKR)

181 You remind me of my Step Father from Scotland. He was a stickler for dress code..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2025 09:16 PM (w4nzS)

Et's joost gewd manners, Laddie. The sun willna take yer sight in thirty seconds. This ain't The book of Eli, yeh wee gurl!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:23 PM (bDNzX)

182 The first Circuit court in Missouri west of St Looey (Howard Co) had one of my 3rd g-grandpa's brother and 2 others arrested for drunk and disorderly.
That's all I got.

Posted by: MkY at March 05, 2025 09:24 PM (cPGH3)

183 Those fields are saved locally i think.

Yes, they’re saved locally. Two possibilities off the top of my head:

1. Did you turn on any privacy settings, or disable cookies for this site?
2. Possibly your cookies for this site have become corrupted. Go into wherever your browser lets you look at them and see what cookies you already have for acecomments.mu. Possibly delete them.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2025 09:26 PM (EXyHK)

184 Those fields are saved locally i think. See if your browser settings changed from an update or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2025 09:18 PM (KtIIi)

--------------

Thanks, was just going to look into that; figured it was just me.

Might have accidentally clicked on something unintended ...

Posted by: ShainS -- America is my favorite drama; I cancelled Amazon Prime + Vix at March 05, 2025 09:26 PM (+wIL6)

185 Shains, you might have inadvertently disabled cookies. I use Firefox in Windows, and have intentionally set it to clear cookies when I exit. Next time into Firefox and then to AoS, I only have to fill in name/email the first time I comment. No more fill-in required until I exit Firefox again.

Posted by: Philip at March 05, 2025 09:27 PM (PSNi1)

186 One thing lost in translation, Wyatt Earp fired and re-loaded his Colt .36 cap & ball revolvers every day. Some people think blackpowder firearms are somehow not reliable or will misfire after just a few days. Not true, not true at all, they will go “bang” after being loaded for years and years. I expect he did so to maintain proficiency.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2025 07:39 PM (5MnqL)

Er, uh, I beg to differ. Wyatt packed a S&W #1 (IIRC) or/and a Colt SAA. The fabled Buntline Special Colt of TV fame with a 12 inch barrel, according to Colt's records, never existed and they keep really good records.
You are probably confabulating Earp with Wild Bill Hickcock who was known to carry a pair of Navy Colts in .36 caliber, of course, and reported went out every morning and shot them empty and reloaded. He participated in a duel where he shot his opponent through the heart at 75 yards.with a .36 Navy.

Posted by: waepnedmann at March 05, 2025 09:28 PM (lMpTF)

187 75 yards.with a .36 Navy.
Posted by: waepnedmann

Double check that... 75 feet, I believe.
A nice shot still.

Posted by: MkY at March 05, 2025 09:30 PM (cPGH3)

188 Maybe I'm related to Old Hickory. Probably not. Wait, I'm related to Noah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I am supposedly distantly related to Gen. William Westmoreland. It doesn't come up often in conversation.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2025 09:30 PM (b294k)

189 He participated in a duel where he shot his opponent through the heart at 75 yards.with a .36 Navy.

Well, he certainly gives love a bad name.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2025 09:30 PM (EXyHK)

190 Earp's pose at a glance is imposing but it actually awkward. The way his right hand is holding the rocker arm where it's joined to the back and his left forearm across and down with his hand reversed.
It's unnatural.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:23 PM (+JNKR)


Photographers are sadists. Here, sit in this unnatural pose while I fiddle faddle around with this camera for an hour.

Posted by: haffhowershower at March 05, 2025 09:30 PM (NMT5x)

191 --------------

Thanks, was just going to look into that; figured it was just me.

Might have accidentally clicked on something unintended ...
Posted by: ShainS -- America
---

On every ap, on every document, on every page there should be a go back button. It's so easy (for me) to inadvertently touch some unknown thing on the keypad screwing up what ever.

We need go back button reform.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:32 PM (+JNKR)

192 I’ve discovered “Have Gun Will Travel” on Pluto. Amazing how good writers could pack so much story into a 30 minute format.

Posted by: Germanicus at March 05, 2025 09:33 PM (Pt9LW)

193 Double check that... 75 feet, I believe.
A nice shot still.
Posted by: MkY

Dang. Even Grok has it at 75 yards.
I rescind my earlier comment.

Posted by: MkY at March 05, 2025 09:33 PM (cPGH3)

194 I am distantly related to the late Thomas Kinkade. he had all the talent, but succumbed to the Painter of Light thing. Sure, made a shit-ton of money, but drank himself to death.

No, never met him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:34 PM (bDNzX)

195 My favorite ancestor was Harrison Hobart, Colonel in command of the 21st Wisconsin. Captured along with his entire unit at Chickamauga (they didn’t run when everyone else did), spent time at Libby prison in Richmond, helped lead the Great Breakout from that prison (the first Great Escape), and went back as one of Sherman’s staff officers on the March to the Sea. Quite an illustrious career.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2025 09:34 PM (34LIQ)

196 Little kid learns the first harsh rule of dating.

Buckle up son, it only gets worse.

Posted by: She'll take your house, kids, and half your money at March 05, 2025 09:36 PM (5TbUi)

197 Thomas Sowell Quotes
@ThomasSowell
Mar 4
Gov. DeSantis is not holding back.

"3.3 million visitors from Canada. That's not much of a boycott, in my book. Maybe they wanted to get a glimpse of what a Stanley Cup winning hockey team actually looks like."
Mar 4, 2025 · 6:48 PM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 09:39 PM (D7oie)

198 I am checking out of this hotel tomorrow morning. I will be spending a long week at our new apartment with no internet.

Well, sort of. I will be at work during the week-days. But on Saturday and Sunday I may have to lower myself to visit a Starbuck's. But it's only one weekend.

Hey, this might be a first-world problem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:41 PM (bDNzX)

199 One data point sticks with me, that being that it is suspected that 75 percent of illegals use phony SS numbers.

Got the link?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 05, 2025 09:12 PM (KiBMU)


I don't have a link, but I can assure that is true and more so.
You can only get a SSN if you are legal or have a green card. They either use stolen numbers, or fake numbers, the number of illegals who are using ITINs is minimal.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2025 09:41 PM (D7oie)

200 My dad and his dad had weisenheimer hunting dogs.

They didn't look like that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - can you bear it? at March 05, 2025 09:42 PM (xDimz)

201 Wyatt Earp, even at his age, would be a bad ass to tangle with. He exudes presence.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at March 05, 2025 09:43 PM (hKoQL)

202 I've a Pietta replica of a Colt 36 navy. Six shooter, percussion cap single action, shoots the balls or the conicals I can mold one at a time with my little manual mold.

I'm giving it to our oldest grandson and he can shoot it on a range near his campus. It needs to be cleaned after about three cylinder loads (18 rounds), which is a simple process using water and a little Ballistol.

There are lots of videos of guys shooting man-sized targets at maybe 75 feet, which is about the outer limits of any accuracy.

Those that used these handguns way back in their intro days must have practiced a whole lot to get good enough to duel or go confidently into a gunfight.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 05, 2025 09:44 PM (KiBMU)

203 Ace, you need to visit Tombstone, Az and do the Gunfight at the OK Corral reenactment. I can reassure you it is 1500% authentic in a Disney kinda of way, circa 1956. Total American explotation schlock and that is meant as a compliment.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 05, 2025 09:46 PM (YzwLd)

204 198 I am checking out of this hotel tomorrow morning. I will be spending a long week at our new apartment with no internet.

Well, sort of. I will be at work during the week-days. But on Saturday and Sunday I may have to lower myself to visit a Starbuck's. But it's only one weekend.

Hey, this might be a first-world problem.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet

You may be able to get a hotspot from xfnity for the short term.

Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2025 09:46 PM (p4NUW)

205 Wyatt Earp, even at his age, would be a bad ass to tangle with. He exudes presence.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at March 05, 2025 09:43 PM (hKoQL)

Yup. Old Man strength. My Dad had that. He was a gentle soul, but, do not cross him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:46 PM (bDNzX)

206 Pug!

Congratulations! When does the lovely Mrs Pug join you?

Welcome to the PNW!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 09:47 PM (3bwc/)

207 One thing is certain, those Russians are crazy motherfuckers.

Posted by: Also extreme parkouristas at March 05, 2025 09:47 PM (5TbUi)

208 Here is a guy putting two in the heart at 75 feet.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kEpETh-DW1g

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 05, 2025 09:48 PM (KiBMU)

209 Russia to build nuclear power station in Myanmar (BURMA).

Chairman Xi's not going to like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2025 09:50 PM (+JNKR)

210 192 I’ve discovered “Have Gun Will Travel” on Pluto. Amazing how good writers could pack so much story into a 30 minute format.
Posted by: Germanicus at March 05, 2025 09:33 PM (Pt9LW)

One of the main writers for that show was…. Gene Roddenberry.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2025 09:51 PM (34LIQ)

211 203 Ace, you need to visit Tombstone, Az and do the Gunfight at the OK Corral reenactment. I can reassure you it is 1500% authentic in a Disney kinda of way, circa 1956. Total American explotation schlock and that is meant as a compliment.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 05, 2025 09:46 PM (YzwLd)

Little went all in for American Western art and clothes after our Tombstone trip. Changed his life, it did..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 05, 2025 09:51 PM (bA75n)

212 You may be able to get a hotspot from xfnity for the short term.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2025 09:46 PM (p4NUW)

I think I'll just work 12 hour days until next Thursday, when I go back to pack the truck and reunite with my wife. I have the work.

Dammit, I love my new job and I love Idaho!

Fuck off, Colorado! *does the weird Irish finger gesture*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:53 PM (bDNzX)

213 We've been to Tombstone many times and when we took the grandkids they wondered why they all didn't get killed in that small space of the OK Corral. It's a hoot. We also love Boot Hill cemetery eight outside of town. Many interesting characters buried there.

Posted by: Megthered at March 05, 2025 09:57 PM (IhCl1)

214 Pug!

Congratulations! When does the lovely Mrs Pug join you?

Welcome to the PNW!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2025 09:47 PM (3bwc/)

Next weekend. Gonna be a long, nerve-wracking weekend, but both sons will be there. My Dad's piano is the big monkey wrench in the whole thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:59 PM (bDNzX)

215 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:53 PM (bDNzX)

You know that people wear sunglasses in Idaho...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2025 09:59 PM (DdVAm)

216 Sweet Wyatt, the 10yr old boy above reminded me of my youngest son in 7th grade. I love Wyatt. I also love boys.

Son came home from school one day and said a girl wanted to "go out with him." I laughed and said, "Where are you going? You can't drive! What does this mean?"

He wasn't sure but thought it meant they'd walk together to class or something. Ha! But he really did not want to go out with her. I told him to blame me and say I said he couldn't. So I think that's what he did.

Well, the little minx in 9th grade asked him out again. I think she was on the wild side but am not positive. She was the only girl he dated before meeting his future wife at another HS, whom I have known through proms and college and marriage and almost 3 kids.

He was the total opposite of his father who claims to have had 30 plus girlfriends before he met me. His older brother was also a lady's man before he settled down.

Ace, I love all these videos! The softer side of Morons!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2025 10:00 PM (6PCLE)

217 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 09:53 PM (bDNzX)

You know that people wear sunglasses in Idaho...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2025 09:59 PM (DdVAm)

Yes, but they remove them when introducing themselves. Folks are polite. That's all's I ask.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Grumpy Old Vet-Mode at March 05, 2025 10:04 PM (bDNzX)

218 75 yards.with a .36 Navy.
Posted by: waepnedmann

Double check that... 75 feet, I believe.
A nice shot still.
Posted by: MkY at March 05, 2025 09:30 PM (cPGH3)

1865 Springfield, Missouri town square:
According to reports of that time Hitchcock shot Dave Tutt through the heart at a distance of 75 yards.
You can look it up.

Posted by: waepnedmann at March 06, 2025 02:34 AM (lMpTF)

219 Reading "Dodge City The Wickedest Town in the American West" by Tom Clavin. An excellent read, well worth it.

Wyatt Earp and Bat Masterson as well as a lot of other law enforcement officers had quite a challenge to civilize the West. (Bat's brother Ed was killed in the line of duty in Dodge City. Wyatt had a run in Clay Allison on the streets of Dodge City.) The author takes his time, and really tells tales, following up on individuals

It was amazing is how so many paths crossed in the West. Masterson was at Abode Walls. He scouted for the Army under MacKenzie and Miles during the Comanche Wars and was on the raid that rescued the some captive girls in a raid by Miles command.

If you are interested in the West, this is an excellent and enjoyable book.

Posted by: Betaraybill at March 06, 2025 02:38 PM (4KVvr)

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