Stealth Stalker Cafe

4 This is why any money spent on "cat toys" is wasted.
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So true...

balls of crumpled paper, a few boxes and paper bags, and a shoelace (on a shoe) and cats can entertain themselves forever...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2025 08:06 PM (BpYfr)

5 I gotta repost this from last thread:

BREAKING: Trump Withdraws America from NATO and Announces Neo-NATO Pact With Russia in New Organization Called "FAFO."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 08:07 PM (34LIQ)

6 Our cat had epic battles with the couch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) sans apostrophe at March 03, 2025 08:07 PM (cnK7h)

7 Our cat had epic battles with the couch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) sans apostrophe at March 03, 2025 08:07 PM (cnK7h)
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Who won?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2025 08:08 PM (BpYfr)

8 Hello Friends!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair with Stompy Boots at March 03, 2025 08:08 PM (QUkJd)

9 kind of afraid to look at "Dogs run free in the carpet store." ...

"Hey, no one else has marked this yet! Woohoo!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2025 08:08 PM (RP0h0)

10 Who won?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2025 08:08 PM

The couch still lives, the cat, not so much.

Posted by: Grump928(C) sans apostrophe at March 03, 2025 08:09 PM (cnK7h)

11 The lack of mephitic and polymorphically-perverse penguins is clement, indeed. Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

12 Hello Friends!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair with Stompy Boots at March 03, 2025 08:08 PM

* in best Alfred Hitchcock voice *

Good evening.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

13 I rather imagine the couch is battle-scarred but still standing its post ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2025 08:10 PM (RP0h0)

14 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 08:13 PM (cYBz/)

15
Dot and Diana to the doggie chiropractor today. Dot for a follow-up (fine despite some arthritis) and Diana in for us to learn what physical therapy exercises she needs to strengthen her loin muscles. She had a bad tear in her iliopsoas muscle when young, which was only correctly diagnosed recently. These are very slow to heal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 03, 2025 08:13 PM (dxSpM)

16 Buenos Noche

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 03, 2025 08:14 PM (sltaV)

17 Cats care about cats, it just takes time.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 08:14 PM (LHPAg)

18 That surfing video can also be tomorrow's Art thread.

Posted by: scottst at March 03, 2025 08:16 PM (MXse5)

19 Hadrian, a laser would be most beneficial for you. Had a horse with a stifle injury and the Vet said six weeks. Laser treatments had him back in the ring in 10 days to win the year end saddle

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2025 08:16 PM (mB6WH)

20 >>>Terrific surfing from a Strong Empowered Female Athlete.

Now there's a description that actually delivered!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 03, 2025 08:17 PM (klJTj)

21 Hey fellas, Dolly Parton is single again!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2025 08:19 PM (ss0cA)

22 Terrific surfing from a Strong Empowered Female Athlete.

Breanna of the Brocean.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2025 08:19 PM (mH6SG)

23 Terrific surfing from a Strong Empowered Female Athlete.

The Oscar nominees missed one.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

24 BREAKING: Trump Withdraws America from NATO and Announces Neo-NATO Pact With Russia in New Organization Called "FAFO."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 08:07 PM (34LIQ)

Where are you getting this?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (/LUn2)

25
Don Pettit, onboard the ISS, has some nice shots and time lapse videos of the Milky Way from orbit. Scroll down through his X feed here:
https://tinyurl.com/2c8bolmz

He also shows his method of putting on his pants. He just floats into them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

26 Evening to Ace and Cafe patrons. Hope you are feeling better, Ace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (8zz6B)

27 Leggy fish.

Evolution, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

28 I dropped a fish oil capsule about 3 hours ago, and just now Minnifer the Grey was batting it around on the kitchen floor. No fang punctures, no foul. Cleared for human consumption.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 08:22 PM (LHPAg)

29 I dropped a fish oil capsule about 3 hours ago, and just now Minnifer the Grey was batting it around on the kitchen floor. No fang punctures, no foul. Cleared for human consumption.
Posted by: Eromero

Old and busted: 3 second rule
New hotness: 3 hour rule

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 08:24 PM (DgGvY)

30 I dropped a fish oil capsule about 3 hours ago, and just now Minnifer the Grey was batting it around on the kitchen floor. No fang punctures, no foul. Cleared for human consumption.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 08:22 PM (LHPAg)

Fish oil's good stuff. I've never heard a fish squeak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 08:25 PM (8zz6B)

31 Where are you getting this?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (/LUn2)

Is joke, comrade.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 08:25 PM (ExV1e)

32 Sorry I'm late, the surfer link led me to live bikini runway YouTube videos.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 08:25 PM (i0F8b)

33 BREAKING: Trump Withdraws America from NATO and Announces Neo-NATO Pact With Russia in New Organization Called "FAFO."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2025 08:07 PM (34LIQ)

Where are you getting this?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (/LUn2)

It's a joke. though of course the way things are going...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 03, 2025 08:27 PM (9E+pH)

34 Is joke, comrade.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 08:25 PM (ExV1e)

Maybe there's some context I'm missing.

I don't get the joke.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2025 08:28 PM (ss0cA)

35 Sorry I'm late, the surfer link led me to live bikini runway YouTube videos.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 08:25 PM (i0F8b)

I clicked on one of those once and all the models were pushing 250. Not my thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 08:28 PM (ExV1e)

36 Where are you getting this?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2025 08:21 PM (/LUn2)
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From the Id.

Or the Ego. Freud was full of shit, so does it really matter?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)

37 Hola, Hall.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 08:29 PM (77rzZ)

38 I clicked on one of those once and all the models were pushing 250. Not my thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 08:28 PM (ExV1e)
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250 of what? Beer cans? pork rinds? Dicks on Only Fans?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)

39 At work, far from home and not feeling well. Really can't leave either

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:30 PM (cOosq)

40 Terrific surfing from a Strong Empowered Female Athlete. No notes!

Low center of gravity = good surfer.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2025 08:30 PM (xCA6C)

41 @RapidResponse47 44m

The Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act was just blocked in the Senate.

Why do they want boys to play in your daughter’s sports so bad?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 08:31 PM (oE25o)

42 I clicked on one of those once and all the models were pushing 250. Not my thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 08:28 PM (ExV1e)
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250 of what? Beer cans? pork rinds? Dicks on Only Fans?

Volts. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2025 08:32 PM (xCA6C)

43 RapidResponse47 44m

The Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act was just blocked in the Senate.

Why do they want boys to play in your daughter’s sports so bad?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 08:31 PM (oE25o)

And I'm sure fettermonster voted lock step with the dems.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2025 08:32 PM (MGB5H)

44 Where are you getting this?

==

"Biggest Joke Book Ever"

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:32 PM (g47mK)

45 The Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act was just blocked in the Senate.

Why do they want boys to play in your daughter’s sports so bad?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 08:31 PM (oE25o
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They are all-in on Orange Man Bad. He's a sexist and misogynist, don't you know, so little girls have to let men with long hair watch them shower nude.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)

46 250 of what? Beer cans? pork rinds? Dicks on Only Fans?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)

Pounds. They were larger ladies. I was uninterested in watching parts I didn't want to jiggle, jiggle.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 08:33 PM (ExV1e)

47 Surfer better mind her ‘floatation equipment’ if she does shark selfies.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 08:33 PM (LHPAg)

48 Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:30 PM (cOosq

I'm worried about you .

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 03, 2025 08:34 PM (Vvh2V)

49 that sux rox Skip; take extra care & keep us in the loop

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2025 08:34 PM (RP0h0)

50 Why do they want boys to play in your daughter’s sports so bad?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 08:31 PM (oE25o)
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Childless women and incel men want to destroy Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)

51 It's Cultural Marxism pushing LGBQXYZ

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:34 PM (cOosq)

52 King Harve does shark selfies.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 08:35 PM (77rzZ)

53 I went to take the trash out and looked up in the sky. What should I see but Santa and the reindeer! I guess it was Starlink. Never seen it before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

54 So they were 20 stione?

Posted by: English Horde Member at March 03, 2025 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)

55 Thank
You for the sweet napping sea otters, ace

Get well soon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 08:35 PM (0MDkH)

56 TSC invested over 100B in the US. yea! go crypto !

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:36 PM (g47mK)

57 Twenty stone, 240 volts.

Electric whale surfing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)

58 I get lower abdominal cramps, can be bad to very bad. Took a Gas x and they help .

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:36 PM (cOosq)

59 "Biggest Joke Book Ever"
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:32 PM (g47mK)
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250 pounds of fat chick jokes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

60 Have 2 guys working with me so can't leave.
They are just extra hands

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:37 PM (cOosq)

61 TSMC, NOT TSC

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

62 was that bikini held on with spirit gum, or just painted on?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 08:38 PM (D7oie)

63 Love the idea. In AZ.

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

64 get lower abdominal cramps, can be bad to very bad. Took a Gas x and they help .
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:36 PM (cOosq)

I used to get those bad. It was my gallbladder.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2025 08:38 PM (MGB5H)

65 Malinois are crazy athletic dogs. But you better have a lot of time to exercise them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 08:38 PM (LkLld)

66 I'd be ok if Trump banned starlight filters. Just sayin~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2025 08:39 PM (mlg/3)

67 250 pounds of fat chick jokes.

"Light weight" - DJ Jazzy Dank DeMoss...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 08:39 PM (aspLo)

68 A stone is something like 8 pounds I think

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:39 PM (cOosq)

69 One of the better live reports from a hurricane.

https://youtu.be/NSP2gS17R_U

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2025 08:40 PM (xCA6C)

70 A stone is something like 8 pounds I think
Posted by: Skip

14 pounds.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2025 08:40 PM (DgGvY)

71 Have 2 guys working with me so can't leave.
They are just extra hands
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:37 PM (cOosq)
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Sounds wonderful! I wouldn't leave either.

Posted by: Ex-Mayor Pete at March 03, 2025 08:40 PM (ZOv7s)

72 A belated good evening from Fort Frigid, Adirondacks where prep for the initial warm period signaling Spring Onset is commencing. About time, had enough winter to last a year easily.

Thus may all your effort result in maximal benefit in all things at all times, with equal grief for the leftwit fungi infecting us.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at March 03, 2025 08:41 PM (hKoQL)

73 Truck is horrible to lay down in

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:41 PM (cOosq)

74 I thought a stone was 14 lbs ?

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:41 PM (g47mK)

75 which is stupid , the whole British system of measurement is stupid

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:42 PM (g47mK)

76 Truck is horrible to lay down in
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:41 PM (cOosq)
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That's why you put astroturf in the bed. For a special lady, air mattress.

Posted by: Slick Wllie at March 03, 2025 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

77 Measuring your weight within a 14 pound increments is cheating

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:43 PM (cOosq)

78 Malinois are crazy athletic dogs. But you better have a lot of time to exercise them.
Posted by: JackStraw

There are two down the road from me - their owners are elderly. The male (dog) will jump the 6 ft enclosure and come over to play with me until I get tired. He then goes back home, hops the fence, and acts like he was never gone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

79 I think I will skip this movie I just found on YouTube.

Prophecy starring Talia Shire. EPA scientist brings along his pregnant wife to Maine to investigate a paper mill for pollution. Well to be fair she hasn't told him she is pregnant because he doesn't want a kid. But anyway, yes the paper mill is polluting the river and now we got mutant bears attacking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 08:43 PM (aspLo)

80 62 was that bikini held on with spirit gum, or just painted on?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 08:38 PM (D7oie)
What’s spirit gum? Pine tar? Pine tar had to be taken off your hands with kerosene back in the pulpwood days.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 08:44 PM (LHPAg)

81 Starting to feel a little better, can come back or go away. Been through either situation

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:45 PM (cOosq)

82 What’s spirit gum? Pine tar? Pine tar had to be taken off your hands with kerosene back in the pulpwood days.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 08:44 PM (LHPAg)

spirit gum is an adhesive that they used to use to stick mustaches or other things to skin, like pasties.
Come to think of it, that was probably something more like an electrical tape top

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 08:47 PM (D7oie)

83 which is stupid , the whole British system of measurement is stupid
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2025 08:42 PM (g47mK)
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It's actual quite intuitive, because so many of the increments can be divided into halves, thirds and quarter, unlike decimal systems.

We rip on the English, but only because most Americans have no idea what the French, Germans, Russians, etc. used before the metric system came along. It was all the same sort of thing, paces, handweights, etc.

That is to say relatable to common people who could do simple math to make it work out.

Then the smart people made everything base 10, and also invented paper money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)

84 pine tar will also come off if you use Crisco, it is slower, but it does work, and is less hard on your skin

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 08:48 PM (D7oie)

85 Measuring your weight within a 14 pound increments is cheating
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:43 PM (cOosq)
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It's basically increments of human beings. A baby is a half stone. A year later, a full stone. They move up as they grow.

Quite intuitive, if you think about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2025 08:49 PM (ZOv7s)

86 What’s spirit gum? Pine tar? Pine tar had to be taken off your hands with kerosene back in the pulpwood days.
Posted by: Eromero

Leave my bat alone!

Posted by: George Brett at March 03, 2025 08:49 PM (G5+As)

87 I bring a zero gravity chair to jobs because I am too old to be sitting on a bucket while eating lunch

Posted by: Accomack at March 03, 2025 08:50 PM (+Bkka)

88 >>There are two down the road from me - their owners are elderly. The male (dog) will jump the 6 ft enclosure and come over to play with me until I get tired. He then goes back home, hops the fence, and acts like he was never gone.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 08:51 PM (LkLld)

89 mastic or copal resin in alcohol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2025 08:52 PM (RP0h0)

90 & g'night everyone. miles&miles of hiking today.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2025 08:54 PM (RP0h0)

91 84 pine tar will also come off if you use Crisco, it is slower, but it does work, and is less hard on your skin
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 08:48 PM (D7oie
I’ve used Crisco too, gas diesel, or whatever worked. Pulpwood was hard work, used a differential as a windlass to pick up big sticks 12 inches across and 5 feet long), anything. Anything smaller was launched up on the truck with human muscles.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 08:56 PM (LHPAg)

92 Acetone is a great cleaner/solvent. Don't clean your Corvette with it though.

Posted by: Joe from DE at March 03, 2025 08:59 PM (G5+As)

93 Florida;
The Gigabay in Florida will stand 380 feet tall and provide approximately 46.5 million cubic feet of interior processing space with 815,000 square feet of workspace, including ground level, elevated platform work areas, and a work and meeting space on the top floor.

Gigabay will be able to support Starship and Super Heavy vehicles up to 81 meters (266 feet) tall and will provide 24 work cells for integration and refurbishment work, along with cranes capable of lifting up to 400 US tons.

Compared to the Megabay facilities in Starbase, currently SpaceX’s largest stacking and integration buildings, Gigabay provides more than 11 times the square-footage for workspace, 19 additional work cells, and more than twice the crane lifting capacity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 09:00 PM (rBOY7)

94 92 Acetone is a great cleaner/solvent. Don't clean your Corvette with it though.
Posted by: Joe from DE at March 03, 2025 08:59 PM (G5+As)

Also, don't smoke a coffin nail while handling it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2025 09:00 PM (bss/y)

95 92 Acetone is a great cleaner/solvent. Don't clean your Corvette with it though.
Posted by: Joe from DE at March 03, 2025 08:59 PM (G5+As
Acetone opens skin pores, just like AvGas.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 09:02 PM (LHPAg)

96 So you know how DOGE dismantled CFPB? Turns out that’s not really happening after all. All the employees are back at work thanks to a Hawaiian judge.

Scotus is letting these judges run the executive it appears.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 09:03 PM (qUaHw)

97 ACE....

Afrin should never be blown up your nostrils at night due to Oxymetazoline having sleep corrupting side effects like unusual behavior or hallucinations....but wait.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 03, 2025 09:05 PM (25kuG)

98 The kitteh supervisor needs to consolidate power by smashing DELETE button over and over.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2025 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

99 I get lower abdominal cramps, can be bad to very bad. Took a Gas x and they help .
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 08:36 PM

If you need to fart, fart. You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao Ze Dong at March 03, 2025 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)

100 I just listened to "One Hand In My Pocket" by Alanis Morissette for the first time in a quarter century or so... I think it's the most Canadian thing ever. It's not just Alanis' accent, either. Even the music has a strong Canadian accent. I bet the original CD came glued to an Anne Murray CD with maple syrup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2025 09:08 PM (BI5O2)

101 lol, Aetius, I remember many years ago cleaning tape residue off of cables using acetone or lacquer thinner (toluene) ... taking a break ... lit up a Kool, tossed the match on the floor ... which ... puffed.
a blue ring-shaped wavefront of flame (starting from where the match landed) 6 or 8 inches high passed across the floor in a second or two, leaving a couple of smoldering dustbunnies in its wake.

this is how we learned things in The Before Time; by surviving !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2025 09:09 PM (RP0h0)

102 Just had the throwing up liquid and dry heaves portion of those ailment

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 09:11 PM (cOosq)

103 Ace, I hope you're feeling better

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2025 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

104 Somethings major gas comes with this

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 09:12 PM (cOosq)

105
I think "brake parts cleaner" is acetone. Good for cleaning gunk.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 03, 2025 09:13 PM (Dz6eK)

106 Skip,

Have you seen a doctor about this?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 03, 2025 09:15 PM (3AwA+)

107 Skip, maybe spend the night at Motel 6

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2025 09:16 PM (RIvkX)

108
Not Canadian:

https://tinyurl.com/2v5c8v5x

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2025 09:16 PM (BI5O2)

109 And I don't advocate running to the doc at every twinge, but this sounds a bit unusual.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 03, 2025 09:16 PM (3AwA+)

110 Have you tried ~1/2 tsp baking soda mixed in ~4oz water?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 09:18 PM (rBOY7)

111 That bikinied surfer does not seem to be thematically consistent with the cafe content.

Not complaining!

just sayin
https://youtu.be/GIdv78HLbW0

Posted by: mindful webworker - march is passing by so fast! at March 03, 2025 09:19 PM (+8KQX)

112 New media op: Trump freezing the NIH's credit cards means that no more cancer research will happen ever again.

So let me get this straight, NIH is doing government funded research on a fucking MasterCard? I hope they're at least getting cash back or something.

Posted by: Bernard at March 03, 2025 09:20 PM (Yqpb4)

113 108
Not Canadian:

https://tinyurl.com/2v5c8v5x
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Canadian and mid-western 'country' are similar (soft).

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 09:21 PM (rBOY7)

114 60
'Have 2 guys working with me so can't leave.
They are just extra hands'

Level with them and tell them you're feeling sick and do they mind if you supervise from a chair.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 03, 2025 09:21 PM (3wi/L)

115 Not Canadian:
https://tinyurl.com/2v5c8v5x
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

MiladyJo suggests this as a companion song
https://youtu.be/uc8ydsvy_k4

Posted by: mindful webworker - what would RFK Jr say? at March 03, 2025 09:25 PM (+8KQX)

116 4 This is why any money spent on "cat toys" is wasted.
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So true...

balls of crumpled paper, a few boxes and paper bags, and a shoelace (on a shoe) and cats can entertain themselves forever...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2025 08:06 PM (BpYfr)

How did cats amuse themselves before humans began making cat toys? Maybe Cats, Inc., gets a cut of cat toy profits? More proof cats have cat-domesticed humans?

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2025 09:25 PM (aBgBM)

117 102
'Just had the throwing up liquid and dry heaves portion of those ailment'

That does sound like gall bladder.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 03, 2025 09:26 PM (3wi/L)

118 When I went to the hospital they put these heart monitor tags on my hairy chest, without mercy or shaving. Strong tape, too thick nasty stuff that didn't want to come off. I read online that if you use olive oil, and soak the tape with it, they come off easier. And it worked. I lost some hair and the skin was really red, but I lost less than I would have just rending it off raw.

Usually nurses will shave my chest a bit but these nurses were not having any of that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2025 09:26 PM (2VST1)

119 So let me get this straight, NIH is doing government funded research on a fucking MasterCard? I hope they're at least getting cash back or something.
Posted by: Bernard at March 03, 2025 09:20 PM (Yqpb4)

Air Miles, like my wife gets. It makes going to those conferences cheaper

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2025 09:26 PM (D7oie)

120 How did cats amuse themselves before humans began making cat toys? Maybe Cats, Inc., gets a cut of cat toy profits? More proof cats have cat-domesticed humans?

Dry leaves, a stick, those maple seeds that twirl in the air, tons of stuff to play with outdoors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2025 09:28 PM (2VST1)

121 This has occasionally gone on for years. So had colonoscapy year and 4 months ago. Had no issues for 11 months afterwards. Starting back up

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 09:29 PM (cOosq)

122 Lupus?

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2025 09:29 PM (i0F8b)

123 Beads are hanging off the barre, lights are purple, yellow and green. We are ready for Mardi Gras tomorrow!

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:30 PM (p4NUW)

124 Ps, happy Luni Gras!

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:30 PM (p4NUW)

125 Speaking as a former AFRIN ADDICT of course...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 03, 2025 09:31 PM (25kuG)

126 Beads are hanging off the barre, lights are purple, yellow and green. We are ready for Mardi Gras tomorrow!
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:30 PM (p4NUW)

Not if you don't have king cake

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2025 09:31 PM (MGB5H)

127 I laugh at your hairy chest issues.

Posted by: Sasquatch at March 03, 2025 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)

128 Skip, I'm not big on running to a doctor for every little thing but if this is something that keeps coming back you might want to consider getting it checked out.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2025 09:33 PM (LkLld)

129 MiladyJo suggests this as a companion song
https://youtu.be/uc8ydsvy_k4

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Awesome. That's a great song. It's also not very Canadian.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2025 09:34 PM (BI5O2)

130 NIH is resuming grant meetings this month. Pretty much every cut made is being reinstated due to Hawaiian judges. And their rulings are all the same: congress approved the money Trump can’t not spend it. And scotus is basically shrugging and saying whatever .

This is why Johnson saying “next year” is such bullshit. There is no next year. It’s now or never .

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 09:34 PM (qUaHw)

131 126
Not if you don't have king cake
Posted by: BruceWayne at March

You don’t think I have King Cake? Not only do I have King Cake, I have RANDAZZO king cake!

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

132 That bikinied surfer does not seem to be thematically consistent with the cafe
Posted by: mindful webworker - march is passing by so fast! at March 03, 2025 09:19 PM

Consistency is the hobewok of small minds.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 09:35 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Some journalist named Claire Lehmann posted on X that Elon has obvious dementia from doing too many drugs, because the Left only has like four plays in their playbook and all of them are dumb. Elon replied to her simply tagging @IFindRetards, the "Retard Finder" account. I love this timeline.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 09:35 PM (Yqpb4)

134 I think I need to find a Catholic church nearby. need to do some Lenten stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 03, 2025 09:35 PM (bDNzX)

135 4 This is why any money spent on "cat toys" is wasted.
___

Breaking News: DOGE identifies $40 billion in USAID spending for cat toys for Thailand.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at March 03, 2025 09:35 PM (qUkBO)

136 120 How did cats amuse themselves before humans began making cat toys? Maybe Cats, Inc., gets a cut of cat toy profits? More proof cats have cat-domesticed humans?

Dry leaves, a stick, those maple seeds that twirl in the air, tons of stuff to play with outdoors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2025 09:28 PM (2VST1)

You left out toying with doomed mice, lizards, small birds...

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2025 09:36 PM (aBgBM)

137 Cemeteries are full of people that felt fine right up to the moment they felt nothing at all.

Think about it.

Posted by: New nick time! Certified dangerous radical that puts ketchup on hotdogs plus, imma wannabe ratfink a at March 03, 2025 09:36 PM (89Sog)

138 You don’t think I have King Cake? Not only do I have King Cake, I have RANDAZZO king cake!
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

Ohhhhhhh JEALLY

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2025 09:37 PM (MGB5H)

139 You don’t think I have King Cake? Not only do I have King Cake, I have RANDAZZO king cake!
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:34 PM

Instead of a baby Jesus doll, you get the kale leaf?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 09:38 PM (a3Q+t)

140
METAMUCIL

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2025 09:38 PM (rBOY7)

141 Pretty much every cut made is being reinstated due to Hawaiian judges. And their rulings are all the same: congress approved the money Trump can’t not spend it. And scotus is basically shrugging and saying whatever .

The Hawaiian judges are being overruled on appeal without SCOTUS having to do anything. That's why USAID went down for the last time today.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 09:38 PM (Yqpb4)

142 138 You don’t think I have King Cake? Not only do I have King Cake, I have RANDAZZO king cake!
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

Ohhhhhhh JEALLY
Posted by: BruceWayne at March

I actually think Rouses are better, especially the cherry ones. But I’m sure I am not a King cake connoisseur. 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:41 PM (p4NUW)

143 AAAaand from RING SIDE TONIGHT, We have ALL the Highlights and play by play so STRAP IN, GRAB SOME Snikie-Snaxs and a 42 ouncer and ..."LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!"

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 03, 2025 09:41 PM (25kuG)

144 139
Instead of a baby Jesus doll, you get the kale leaf?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03

Probably should double the kale after eating king cake.

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:42 PM (p4NUW)

145 DOGE found that millions of dollars in Social Security payouts are going to addresses in the Ukraine. Probably the addresses are all Burisma PO Boxes or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 09:42 PM (Yqpb4)

146 I actually think Rouses are better, especially the cherry ones. But I’m sure I am not a King cake connoisseur. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 09:41 PM (p4NUW

In grad school we had a girl from Nola. She always traveled home and brought us a king cake. Man was it good.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2025 09:42 PM (MGB5H)

147 You left out toying with doomed mice, lizards, small birds...

That too. My old cat Ash, now passed on, used to catch anything, he got a mouse and "played" with the poor thing until it was basically goo inside. I came out and the wretched mouse was trying to drag its self away from Ash with one paw, slowly moving across the porch as he watched carefully. I felt bad for the little thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2025 09:43 PM (2VST1)

148 The colonoscapy was largely due to this.
Been thinking to take what you do before one again without the operation

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 09:44 PM (cOosq)

149 What is this, Week 6 of the PDT 47 Era? It almost seems like 6 months. January 20 feels like years ago! I'm exhausted trying to keep-up with the news. But I'm smiling and laughing each and every day! Go PDT 47!

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2025 09:44 PM (aBgBM)

150 A lot of my favorite music from Canada is from Triumph. Here they are in all their blow dried hair goodness from the US festival, where they absolutely dominated.

https://youtu.be/Xevc7-7Tk-Q

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2025 09:44 PM (2VST1)

151 The Hawaiian judges are being overruled on appeal without SCOTUS having to do anything.

I think the higher courts are scared it will get to the Supreme Court and a ruling will cut them short of power over the executive. Better to over rule this than lose that ability.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2025 09:46 PM (2VST1)

152
The Hawaiian judges are being overruled on appeal without SCOTUS having to do anything. That's why USAID went down for the last time today.
Posted by: Ian S. CNN
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What do you mean by went down for the last time? I read some contracts were reinstated. Specifically some farmer in Georgia that makes peanut butter for malnourished kids or some such.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 09:46 PM (qUaHw)

153 "What is that?
Hawaiian judges
Banging their gavels?
Money for nothing
Rulings puree."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 09:47 PM (aspLo)

154 145 DOGE found that millions of dollars in Social Security payouts are going to addresses in the Ukraine. Probably the addresses are all Burisma PO Boxes or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 09:42 PM (Yqpb4)

It’s just a COBOL thing I’m sure. Like the 150 year olds receiving SS. Oops.
Oopsie.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 09:47 PM (qUaHw)

155 Eagle nest...SoCal...3 eggs...two eaglets pecking their way out of their shells. This is good.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 03, 2025 09:48 PM (25kuG)

156 147 You left out toying with doomed mice, lizards, small birds...

That too. My old cat Ash, now passed on, used to catch anything, he got a mouse and "played" with the poor thing until it was basically goo inside. I came out and the wretched mouse was trying to drag its self away from Ash with one paw, slowly moving across the porch as he watched carefully. I felt bad for the little thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2025 09:43 PM (2VST1)

All members of the animal family Felidae, from your overweight house cat to lions and tigers, are stone-cold killers.

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2025 09:50 PM (aBgBM)

157 Drink your Ovaltine.

Posted by: Decoded Pierre at March 03, 2025 09:57 PM (i0F8b)

158 I want to know how many Social Security checks are going to recently arrived Eastern European transplants that have never worked a single day in this country.

And while I'm at it...how many Social Security checks have been going to Eastern European transplants since 1990?

THAT WILL BE "PAINFULL" Reveal!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 03, 2025 09:57 PM (25kuG)

159 Beginning of another week of walking around and pretty soon a big ol' grin breaks out, then a small chuckle. Can you imagine this on a regular basis?

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at March 03, 2025 10:01 PM (hKoQL)

160 Well, there it is, your ONT NOOD
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=413886

Posted by: mindful webworker - You can't be first, but you can be next at March 03, 2025 10:02 PM (+8KQX)

161 Surfers of Bali website. No talking. Just surfing. And some hotties.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 03, 2025 10:03 PM (MZ+PY)

162 What do you mean by went down for the last time?

They gave everyone 15 minutes to get their stuff and leave.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2025 10:29 PM (Yqpb4)

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