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Pentagon Memo: All Transgenders Are Officially Prohibited from Military Service Unless They Get a Special Exemption
I know what you're thinking: This order is going to completely hollow out the military, dismissing its most serious-minded warriors. I totally agree. So does this Warrior.
U.S. service members who are transgender or otherwise exhibit gender dysphoria are prohibited from military service unless they obtain an exemption, according to an internal Pentagon memo. The memo, revealed in a court filing on Wednesday night, details the Trump administration's new policy regarding transgender individuals. The policy notes that such service members "may be considered for a waiver on a case-by-case basis, provided there is a compelling Government interest." "Service members who have a current diagnosis or history of, or exhibit symptoms consistent with, gender dysphoria are disqualified from military service," the memo reads. "Service members who have a history of cross-sex hormone therapy or a history of sex reassignment or genital reconstruction surgery as treatment for gender dysphoria or in pursuit of a sex transition, are disqualified from military service," the memo continues. The memo goes on to stipulate a number of requirements a solider must meet in order to obtain an exemption. The soldier must demonstrate 36 consecutive months of "stability in the service member's sex." The soldier must demonstrate that they have never attempted to transition to any sex other than their sex. Finally, the soldier must be willing to adhere to any standards associated with their sex.
The absolute state of the US military. Time to fix it. pic.twitter.com/cFRy99drDp
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) February 27, 2025
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2025 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)
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Posted by: Scott_T at February 27, 2025 02:37 PM (2waQ7)
moar!
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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 02:38 PM (YfQh2)
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Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at February 27, 2025 02:38 PM (gUzGB)
Posted by: Military Moron at February 27, 2025 02:37 PM (JCZqz)
No they don't have pink lunch boxes in the Air Force. They get that shit catered/waitered to them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 02:38 PM (i24o9)
So are they kicked out, or what?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)
He is the Poster Boy for Smug…
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (PCK5/)
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Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (Lo97M)
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Who are we going to send to Ukraine to defeat the commies?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
Much less confused fags who think they are women and demand my tax dollars for their hormones and mastectomy/hysterectomies.
SLAMS DOOR!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Iasonas wants Comey in Jail at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (gUzGB)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2025 02:39 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Fed Deplorable at February 27, 2025 02:40 PM (/e9CT)
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 02:40 PM (If0wl)
Wacky prediction: jeef beezos will sell WaPo
I think he's had enough of being in the non-profit* Fake News business.
*negative profit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025 02:40 PM (nCYU4)
And that's not supposed to frustrate me?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 27, 2025 02:40 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 27, 2025 02:40 PM (/ubrW)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Military Moron at February 27, 2025 02:37 PM (JCZqz)
I thought those were standard issue in that branch
Posted by: Go chair force! at February 27, 2025 02:41 PM (5TbUi)
Again, here's a link You People can ignore at your loss:
https://is.gd/7jSbdl
(it's alex baldwin being humiliated to his face)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025 02:41 PM (nCYU4)
Posted by: Fed Deplorable at February 27, 2025 02:40 PM (/e9CT)
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For certain definitions of "dude."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 27, 2025 02:41 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)
Well, some sort of discharge anyway…
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 02:42 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2025 02:42 PM (s6tnP)
For men, they authorized clear nail polish. I'm not sure exactly what the point of that is, but it seems gay and weird, and I've never seen any men wearing it or talking about it lol
Posted by: Military Moron at February 27, 2025 02:42 PM (JCZqz)
How did I not know about this?!
https://is.gd/r48gQa
Jack Straw
@JackStr42679640
March 4th 2025 – the Great Revealing.
Trump announced he will be addressing joint Congress.
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
March 4 was the day set by our Confederation Congress in 1788 for our new government under our Constitution to begin operations. Our 1st Congress met March 4, 1789.
[image - 1789 US map]
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 02:42 PM (Vqx30)
Silicone testicles hanging from the back of every vehicle. Manicured and not hairy....
Posted by: Stateless...44% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 27, 2025 02:42 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Medical or "for the good of the service".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2025 02:43 PM (NiXiP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 02:43 PM (2VST1)
I don't know if there's an appeals process but let that dishonorable be a millstone around their neck for the rest of their miserable life.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 27, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Stateless...44% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 27, 2025 02:43 PM (jvJvP)
W.T.F.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)
Eeew
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (If0wl)
This order bars transgenders from serving their country. Instead, they should be assembled into units as bait, trip wires and cannon fodder.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 02:40 PM (If0wl)
Heh. It was even funnier when "somebody" tried to murder him. Twice.
Right commies?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (Vqx30)
My male husband and I (need to identify sex, I am 100% female or XX) saw a tranny at an airport a few weeks ago. My XY husband was behind it in line. Commented on the hips below the long blonde extensions.
I commented that I wished my hips looked like that and he said nope. Then we saw the super ugly profile and confirmed tranny. I took photos of it's hips and extensions and texted people I know.
This is what the NSA people are dealing with, whoever is assigned to me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
But what poor soul will have to do the "special" examination?
Oh, the humanity.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 27, 2025 02:46 PM (P7Iz+)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 02:46 PM (VE6XX)
Those typically have a negative association, like, say, "you're a fuck up, but you haven't violated the UCMJ that we can prove, but we're kicking you out, anyway" kind of thing.
Administrative discharges can also be for convenience of the government, though.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2025 02:46 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 27, 2025 02:46 PM (P7Iz+)
But they're *fabulous* at stealing luggage!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 02:46 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Lifelong democrats and moochers at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (NAF5O)
@RandyRRQuaid
Gene Hackman has one of the biggest royalty streams in Hollywood. I suspect murder!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Life of Wryly at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: Brian at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (/AI7O)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (jc0TO)
But what poor soul will have to do the "special" examination?
Oh, the humanity.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (0Htd1)
Oh the humidity
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (If0wl)
@RandyRRQuaid
Gene Hackman has one of the biggest royalty streams in Hollywood. I suspect murder!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (TGPs7)
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Oh, Randy Quaid believes it was ninja assassins?
I have stopped believing it was ninja assassins now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (77rzZ)
@RandyRRQuaid
Gene Hackman has one of the biggest royalty streams in Hollywood. I suspect murder!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (TGPs7)
Cousin Eddie is a bit "out there." if you know what I mean
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (VE6XX)
- overheard in military ob/gyn clinic
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (FuCE/)
So are they kicked out, or what?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
That would result in current members being kicked out, yes, although they may be entitled to some benefits, depending on their time in service. Typically the standards to get IN the military are highest, and once you're in, you may be allowed to continue to serve if you develop otherwise disqualifying issues. When terms like "prohibit" are thrown around, though, that's usually doesn't allow for waiver or nuanced judgement calls.
Trans personnel, ESPECIALLY if they're undergoing surgical or hormonal treatment, should be automatic discharges. You can serve if you have medical issues that require routine, frequent medical treatments that can't readily be provided for in austere environments, for example, and the incredibly high rate of mental health issues and suicide attempts by trans people (besides the obvious) should preclude them from being around weapons and such.
Posted by: Military Moron at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
Oh, Randy Quaid believes it was ninja assassins?
I have stopped believing it was ninja assassins now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
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I thought Randy was going through one of his "in touch with reality" periods?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)
Eeew
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 02:44 PM (If0wl)
Classify the dischargees as fecal discharge.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: ShainS -- We Pay Dead People at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (7LEe1)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM
He has PTSD from all the alien rectal probing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (77rzZ)
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Just don't talk about him to brother Dennis.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (6K6Eu)
@RandyRRQuaid
Gene Hackman has one of the biggest royalty streams in Hollywood. I suspect murder!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (TGPs7)
Cousin Eddie is a bit "out there." if you know what I mean
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 02:48 PM (VE6XX)
It’s that piece of government plastic in his head….
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Life of Wryly
He was big buds with Roehm, though. Until he wasn't.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)
You could let that guy play in any women's sport and he would still finish dead last.
Posted by: HARRY ZIMM at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (W2EWw)
For the most part the NCOs and Officers were real good, chow was good, barracks life was making great strides. Deployments were frequent and they kept us busy. Damned busy. There’s a reason for that, but.
I cannot imagine the absolute chaos queers and trannies and degenerate stuff would throw into the mix. No f&@$king way would I put up with that shit, just insane.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2025 02:50 PM (f8+Yv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2025 02:50 PM (EG7Bp)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (tT6L1)
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I thought it was one of his "in touch with his periods" realities.
Posted by: ShainS -- We Pay Dead People at February 27, 2025 02:50 PM (7LEe1)
I think it was a suicide pact, that unfortunately took the dog along with them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 02:50 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: ...
Melania's underwear drawer is getting its revenge.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 02:50 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 02:49 PM (2VST1)
Bondi should have warned to not expect too much from this
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM (m04xH)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Poisoning with those pills?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
Saved the Vacation movies for National Lampoon.
Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM (j4U/Z)
Cernovich
@Cernovich
11m
Yes. I can confirm this. AG Pam Bondi released what she had in her possession for the sake of transparency.
Unfortunately some bad actors within SDNY and the FBI NYC field office with held documents.
AG Bondi is working on this tirelessly.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM (YfQh2)
That has to change. I think that was biden's plan all along -- to subsidize these freaks. We should take it out of the pensions of the CoC that allowed this bullcrap.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM (+53lU)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 27, 2025 02:52 PM (1+ETW)
Posted by: Paisley at February 27, 2025 02:52 PM (ny1NG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2025 02:52 PM (iQHOh)
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Imma gonna need this one explained to me.
A Kommie-la Venn Diagram, if you please ...
Posted by: ShainS -- We Pay Dead People at February 27, 2025 02:53 PM (7LEe1)
Posted by: Scott_T
Not sure it's a trustworthy link.
Posted by: L - Another fine day at February 27, 2025 02:53 PM (NFX2v)
If I had someone with these issues in my crew, I'd have serious concerns for my life.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 27, 2025 02:53 PM (PzXaK)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (PiwSw)
@RandyRRQuaid
Gene Hackman has one of the biggest royalty streams in Hollywood. I suspect murder!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (TGPs7)
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Oh, Randy Quaid believes it was ninja assassins?
I have stopped believing it was ninja assassins now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Has Alec Baldwin been ruled out?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (tazkY)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (kTd/k)
Bondi should have warned to not expect too much from this
Posted by: It's me donna
Over hyped and underdelivered isn't a great first step, sweetheart.
Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (j4U/Z)
You know someone will do it.
That could be interesting all by itself.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Gary R at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (36OLy)
Professional organizations should not care, and professional people do not discuss.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (+53lU)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (m04xH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2025 02:55 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 02:55 PM (PCK5/)
A Kommie-la Venn Diagram, if you please ...
Posted by: ShainS -- We Pay Dead People at February 27, 2025 02:53 PM (7LEe1)
It would be a little easy for a fellow to say he transitioned once to Adult Human Make at puberty. And escape service.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 02:55 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (nCYU4)
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Oh no.
Working on this tirelessly is roughly a c-hair above won't come in your mouth.
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (If0wl)
Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (wo0Q4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: It's me donna
Over hyped and underdelivered isn't a great first step, sweetheart.
Posted by: Auspex
This is only "Phase I." Calm down.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ...
Melania's underwear drawer is getting its revenge.
Posted by: nerdygirl
No, we have no idea how James O'Keefe and OANN managed to be on-site to film Dr. Fauci dragged out of his house in his underwear by the FBI at three in the morning.
Yes, it looks like a very serious leak, and you can rest assured we're VIGOROUSLY investigating...absolutely....
Posted by: Trump Admin at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Whoah. Thanks for that. It's called "He can dish it out, but he can't take it."
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (jc0TO)
That would be COMPLETELY NEW INFORMATION!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (PzXaK)
That would be COMPLETELY NEW INFORMATION!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (PzXaK)
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Did he die AGAIN?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
Or Gunny Highway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (2VST1)
demoted and/or prosecuted.
Good ol' days, I guess.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (WvGHv)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (1+ETW)
This is only "Phase I." Calm down.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)
She could have said that
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (jc0TO)
You know someone will do it.
That could be interesting all by itself.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (tT6L1)
I'd think the numbers are redacted, they get reissued to someone else pre cell phone days if not now.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Hackman would've made a great wartime consigliere.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)
What? They don't have the pedos' heads on pikes yet? It's been 35 minutes already.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 02:58 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (wBaIH)
Trannies have been cultivated for some time as unstable, untrustworthy, potential mass murders. Better to mass trigger them immediately rather than wait for them to ferment any further.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (biznJ)
Ham wallet is deprecated.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (jc0TO)
This place.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)
What? They don't have the pedos' heads on pikes yet? It's been 35 minutes already.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 02:58 PM (i24o9)
Only a mountain of skulls will placate some…
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
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Stop mixing up Hackman with the Pope!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (YfQh2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 27, 2025 02:57 PM (1+ETW)
door was open, so he could have wandered outside at least.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Hackman would've made a great wartime consigliere.
Posted by: Bulg
He wouldn't have been worth a shit as a Gus McCrae, though.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2025 03:00 PM (NiXiP)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 27, 2025 03:00 PM (tazkY)
I always serve in a rear detachment.
Posted by: Private LipGloss Red Lunchbox at February 27, 2025 03:00 PM (+oR7L)
Well, I hope there are no special exemptions. Why should there be? Why even put out this comment about special exemptions?
Get rid of every single mentally ill transgender in the military immediately.
Posted by: Ralph at February 27, 2025 03:00 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM
Is something up with the Pope?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 03:00 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (YfQh2)
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OK.
Pope died.
Popeye.
Innocent mistake.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (YfQh2)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (biznJ)
Yeah we could airdrop special Trans assault brigades on enemy cities then.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (biznJ)
Yeah we could airdrop special Trans assault brigades on enemy cities then.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (n7h9X)
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"Everyone over that hill just misgendered and deadnamed you."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (EG7Bp)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ
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Reading on X that NY FBI office deliberately withheld Epstein documents from Bondi.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (Qgr0I)
412
He's owned a farm in NZ since 2012.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
Fair point, but I believe it is thru a trust and he doesn't own it as an individual person who is foreign. The laws have been batting back and forth for the last 20 years but currently there is a prohibition . The new govt are looking at it again.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: It's me donna
Well, that would mean David Hogg couldn't enlist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ
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Reading on X that NY FBI office deliberately withheld Epstein documents from Bondi.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (Qgr0I)
So she can fire their asses, yes??
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 03:03 PM (PCK5/)
Not reporting for duty with a dildo in your ass?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2025 03:01 PM (/U5Yz)
Special Exemption: You can play Reveille though the bugle crammed in your cornhole. Because everybody loves to see that.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (77rzZ)
March 4th 2025 – the Great Revealing.
Trump announced he will be addressing joint Congress.
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
Just wait until the Golden Scalp Weasel goes all "Saddam Purges the Baath Party". Best part is that the purge will be televised for him by the MFM, he won't have to organize the live video the way Saddam did.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (y9nCu)
@RandyRRQuaid
Gene Hackman has one of the biggest royalty streams in Hollywood. I suspect murder!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 02:47 PM (TGPs7)
I remember a psych episode with this as the theme - why would anyone murder a 100 year old man? (in Hackman's case, 95) it's gonna happen soon enough with you doing nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (wyMQY)
demoted and/or prosecuted.
Good ol' days, I guess.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade
To keep the military "relatable" and help with recruiting, the military in general is a lot more open with service members posting things like that video. There are some hard-lines you can't cross (political statements, badmouthing specific senior officers by name, REALLY shit talking the service), but otherwise, not much.
Posted by: Military Moron at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
Get rid of every single mentally ill transgender in the military immediately.
Posted by: Ralph at February 27, 2025 03:00 PM (8WZD4)
I suppose to make it easier to have a theoretical tranny with special skills be inducted to do non field work
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 03:03 PM (PCK5/)
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Her or Kash.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (Qgr0I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (Aqu9a)
Reading on X that NY FBI office deliberately withheld Epstein documents from Bondi.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (Qgr0I)
Someone get Kash on the phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (wyMQY)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 03:03 PM (PCK5/)
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Her or Kash.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:04 PM (Qgr0I)
Without firings, merely kabuki…
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (PCK5/)
Reading on X that NY FBI office deliberately withheld Epstein documents from Bondi.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (Qgr0I)
Someone get Kash on the phone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (wyMQY)
=======
It was revealed from a letter Bondi wrote to Patel.
I suspect he knows by now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
And just how is he going to enforce THAT?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rick T at February 27, 2025 03:06 PM (xeXUW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
Is something up with the Pope?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
He's stable.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2025 03:06 PM (NiXiP)
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
And just how is he going to enforce THAT?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
========
It doesn't say that Trump made it mandatory.
I suspect it's a Congressional dictate. It's not like Trump can just take over the chamber whenever he wants.
He has to be invited by the Speaker, so assume that happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
And Trump didn't lower the price of eggs yet either! He lied!!!! Wake up, sheeple!
Posted by: The Bulwark at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (JCZqz)
yeah but I have never been disappointed seeing either one in a movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)
No one can resist the power of "be there or be square."
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:02 PM (Qgr0I)
So she can fire their asses, yes??
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 03:03 PM (PCK5/)
Think those scalps count for Patel and Boingino.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
Is something up with the Pope?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
He's stable.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2025 03:06 PM (NiXiP)
Like RBG was stable for a while? Odds the "Pope" "dies" when the presstitues want a distraction?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (Vqx30)
I suspect it's a Congressional dictate. It's not like Trump can just take over the chamber whenever he wants.
He has to be invited by the Speaker, so assume that happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
OK, thanks. You do make sense from time to time.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (U0o6X)
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
And just how is he going to enforce THAT?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
Isn't that the usual State of The Union speech ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
======
Calumny!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (1+ETW)
No one can resist the power of "be there or be square."
Posted by: eleven
Be there or your name shows up on Epstein's list.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (NiXiP)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
Don't encourage it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (nCYU4)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (wBaIH)
Trump already banned those for minors, didn't he?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (EG7Bp)
Hackman, Swayze, Randall "Tex" Cobb, Robert Stack, Fred Ward.
And no pansy-trannies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (wBaIH)
Yep. It’s also why they join the military: the get tens of thousands of free healthcare and get exempted from physical duties.
It’s fake and gay all the way down.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 27, 2025 03:09 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 03:09 PM (If0wl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 27, 2025 03:09 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
======
Calumny!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
Eh, more like persiflage, really..
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025 03:09 PM (PCK5/)
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Enforce? Pfft
Just setup a signup table for USAID grants.
You won't be able to beat them away with a stick.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:09 PM (Qgr0I)
Yet another well-planned move by Trump?
Helps that his cabinet has already been a team before he was elected!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2025 03:09 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
Don't encourage it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (i24o9)
=====
Because you know what comes next.
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (JfxgE)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
And just how is he going to enforce THAT?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
Isn't that the usual State of The Union speech ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (VE6XX)
Elon fires them and schedules a special election. Its like the Email thing, nobody is sure if we even have all those blue states in reality. I might even be a ploy.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (n7h9X)
What time is it there now?
Posted by: Bulg
Friday morning 0910hrs.
There is this thing called a world clock......
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (bgJ0E)
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
And just how is he going to enforce THAT?
Posted by: Bulg
I hope he learns from President Camacho's example and wields an M249 as he speaks.
Posted by: Military Moron at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
Don't encourage it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (i24o9)
=====
Because you know what comes next.
Posted by: Turn 2
Prometheus?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (NiXiP)
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
==
And just how is he going to enforce THAT?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
Fair. Maybe he will threaten to withhold their lunch money?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (n7h9X)
Which is being ignored by several states.
Trump only banned it for facilities that get Fedbux. It’s not illegal. And the Hawaiian judges haven’t had their say yet.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025
***
Klinger didn't want to be a woman, though; he just wanted the brass to think he did, so he could be declared crazy and get out on a Section 8. The dresses and accessories became a hobby for him -- but he never wanted to "transition," as we'd call it. When Radar left and he was bumped to Company Clerk, he realized his chance for a Section 8 was over, and he put the frippery aside.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:11 PM (J2vNu)
>>>Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
Trump: Master at Arms, bar the doors.
The following people are under arrest for corruption and defrauding the U.S. under the guise of legitimate USAID purposes.
. . .
The following people are under arrest for the solicitation, trafficking, and sexual assault of minor children.
The rest of you, clean your houses.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:11 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2025 03:12 PM (li3QS)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2025
***
Is that like mucilage, or camouflage?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:12 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulg
Friday morning 0910hrs.
There is this thing called a world clock......
Posted by: NZFrank
9:12 am according to iPhone world clock.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2025 03:12 PM (NiXiP)
Posted by: rickb223"
Which really isn't that bad if you go in with absolutely no expectations.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:12 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah, he had a wife (and kids?) back in Toledo. Totally hetero.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2025 03:12 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 03:13 PM (Vqx30)
Who played the owner of the resort in Dirty Dancing?
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025
***
Gene Hackman?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2025 03:13 PM (U0o6X)
Trump announced he will be addressing joint Congress.
"Hey folks! I'll be giving out hot stock tips."
Meanwhile, US marshals assemble outside the House chamber.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2025 03:13 PM (dxSpM)
I suspect it's a Congressional dictate. It's not like Trump can just take over the chamber whenever he wants.
He has to be invited by the Speaker, so assume that happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
OK, thanks. You do make sense from time to time.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
Some US troops took over the Georgia state house in the March to the Sea and played at being congressmen.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (n7h9X)
“*New* Mexico? Okay, the beans are obviously screwing with us on that one..”
Posted by: DOGE teen, checking the list of states at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Taggart at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (HcoTw)
Hackman, Swayze, Randall "Tex" Cobb, Robert Stack, Fred Ward.
And no pansy-trannies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2025 03:08 PM (Aqu9a)
======
Good memories of getting to tag along with my older brother and his friends to see this movie. I had no idea who Tex Cobb was at the time. Thanks to utewb, I thoroughly enjoyed his appearance on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (wBaIH)
Hackman had a good smile-with-menace.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2025 02:59 PM (jc0TO)
Ernest Borgnine in The Wild Bunch. Had a smile like a Great White crashing the Gidget beach party movie set.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (YfQh2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (Vqx30)
My guess is that one or the other knew they were dying and didn't want to be alone or leave the other alone, so they said "lets die together" and then didn't want the dog to be left behind and gave it some poison in a piece of cheese.
No evidence, just a gut level guess. That's how I'd write it at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: AoSHQ Sportsball News Bureau at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Bulg
Friday morning 0910hrs.
There is this thing called a world clock......
Posted by: NZFrank
9:12 am according to iPhone world clock.
Posted by: rickb223
Signal has to bounce off Uranus to get to your side.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (bgJ0E)
I suspect he knows by now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
Just found that letter and read it - that's astounding. That calls for the entire NY FBI office to be fired.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (wyMQY)
Some US troops took over the Georgia state house in the March to the Sea and played at being congressmen.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (n7h9X)
Was that when the state capital was in Milledgeville?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (U0o6X)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (0HaGk)
Get rid of every single mentally ill transgender in the military immediately.
Posted by: Ralph
---------
because there might be one person in a key position, like the only person in the country who can translate some dialect of urdu, and if removed the media will find them and make a big deal about it.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (+53lU)
BREAKING: Attorney General Pam Bondi is launching an investigation after the FBI field office in New York allegedly withheld thousands of Epstein documents.
Bondi says a source has come forward claiming the field office has thousands of pages of docs.
“I repeatedly questioned whether this was the full set of documents responsive to my request and was repeatedly assured by the FBI that we had received the full set of documents.”
“Late yesterday, I learned from a source that the FBI Field Office in New York was in possession of thousands of pages of documents related to the investigation and indictment of Epstein.”
“Despite my repeated requests, the FBI never disclosed the existence of these files. When you and I spoke yesterday, you were just as surprised as I was to learn this new information.”
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: humphreyrobot
Honestly, most of the public school teachers that I've seen are nutso commie trans sympathizers. I don't want them near a firearm.
Hire real security people.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2025 03:16 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2025 03:12 PM (li3QS)
Its worse, dude, it had plenty of effect and you did those three days helping Trump.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:16 PM (n7h9X)
Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger
The FBI's NY Field Office said it gave @AGPamBondi
all its Jeffrey Epstein Files. It lied to her, says Bondi. That may be because Epstein appears to have been running a sex blackmail operation, or honeytrap, for intelligence agencies. The FBI has used honeytraps for decades...
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:16 PM (Qgr0I)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Someone didn't want the young wife to inherit?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
.......
Hopefully after Swallwell and Schiff.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Delco Times, Feb. 26, 2025
Dropped latex glove leads to arrest in Nether Providence burglary
In part, "Township police announced that Carmen N. Carrozza, 55, also known as Pasquale N. Carozza, has been charged with one count each of felony burglary and trespass, and misdemeanor theft by unlawful taking and receiving stolen property."
Photo included within the article.
We got the Zizans, the independents... What else is out here? 😨
Posted by: L - Another fine day at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (CKOCg)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (nCYU4)
all its Jeffrey Epstein Files. It lied to her, says Bondi. That may be because Epstein appears to have been running a sex blackmail operation, or honeytrap, for intelligence agencies. The FBI has used honeytraps for decades...
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:16 PM (Qgr0I)
I'm sur the rest have been destroyed...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (VE6XX)
*
yeah but I have never been disappointed seeing either one in a movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025
***
I have trouble picturing Hackman as Gus McCrae, or Duvall as Lex Luthor -- though RD might have been able to play it in his own way. Generally, though, they had their own kind of roles and those usually wouldn't have crossed over.
Though I can sort of see RD as the chainsmoking dirty old man in Heartbreakers. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:17 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: DOGE teen, checking the list of states at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: NCKate at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (4bYb7)
I suspect he knows by now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
Just found that letter and read it - that's astounding. That calls for the entire NY FBI office to be fired.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (wyMQY)
Link please? I find several articles about the list and such but nothing with the text of any letters.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Taggart at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (HcoTw)
https://tinyurl.com/4x34s23f
(Blue Origin)
Well at least they won't have to walk far to go to the bathroom together.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (6ydKt)
There is this thing called a world clock......
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM
Which is not the same as G*d's Time, i.e. Texas time.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)
@shellenberger
The FBI's NY Field Office said it gave @AGPamBondi
all its Jeffrey Epstein Files. It lied to her, says Bondi. That may be because Epstein appears to have been running a sex blackmail operation, or honeytrap, for intelligence agencies. The FBI has used honeytraps for decades...
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:16 PM (Qgr0I
Anyone want to bet Comey and Wray are on the list?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (1+ETW)
Posted by: humphreyrobot
Honestly, most of the public school teachers that I've seen are nutso commie trans sympathizers. I don't want them near a firearm.
Hire real security people.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)
Hire parents and relatives of the students. Pay em enough to make it a good part time job, and train em up. That would be a good entry on a resume/skill list
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (W/lyH)
Speaking off which, Cheech and Chong have a new movie coming out. It looks like mostly old concert footage, and bio stuff, tied together with them on the road together.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:14 PM (n7h9X)
I remember that scene in "Birth Of A Nation".
Gene Hackman played one of the State reps if I remember right.
Posted by: Zombie D.W. Griffith at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (NAF5O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (EG7Bp)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2025 03:19 PM (U0o6X)
You don't say.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2025 03:19 PM (LkLld)
Moar accurate
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"
Yeah it doesn't hold up at all.
And don't get me started on laugh tracks.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:19 PM (0HaGk)
Posted by: humphreyrobot
I don't trust teachers that much. It's like putting a gun in the hands of Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 03:20 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (wyMQY)
Link please? I find several articles about the list and such but nothing with the text of any letters.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (Vqx30)
Of course, the FBI can't work overseas, that's the CIA's job.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:20 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2025 03:19 PM (U0o6X)
My in-laws were very active well into their nineties.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2025 03:20 PM (4tmpE)
You don't say.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2025 03:19 PM (LkLld)
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"for intelligence agencies" is the kicker for me.
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:20 PM (Qgr0I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 03:20 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: eleven
Alan Alda said he hated those, but the network insisted.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah it doesn't hold up at all.
And don't get me started on laugh tracks.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:19 PM (0HaGk)
The whole premise - hip, cool, brilliant rebels vs. stuffy, conservative incompetents - has always grated on me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (dxSpM)
......
Thanks John McCain. You were a true hero.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2025 03:16 PM
When I was a Chief Petty Officer in the Navy I spent 85% of my time dealing with one or two dirt bags.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (e5NfL)
There is this thing called a world clock......
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 27, 2025 03:10 PM
Which is not the same as G*d's Time, i.e. Texas time.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Any state can do its own thang. We are God's Country. It's on the tin. Moose out front.......
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: NCKate at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (4bYb7)
Correct. Welfare In Uniform.
Posted by: Waiting In Your Welfare Line at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (NAF5O)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025
***
Once Frank left and she became Margaret, she began to mature and become less of a cartoon. Alan Alda said that when they came to him, he was unsure about the role, as he didn't want it to be a McHale's Navy in Korea. And it wasn't. But it grew up beyond that. (Charles Emerson Winchester is Da Man!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2025 03:20 PM (0Htd1)
He's already proved he can pull trigger if a monster from Hollywood shows up.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Bulg
Don't encourage it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,
Because you know what comes next.
Posted by: Turn 2
The bass solo?
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (RCZs/)
Posted by: Boss Moss
*****
Wife was 30 years younger.
Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (0Gnoc)
https://tinyurl.com/4x34s23f
(Blue Origin)
Well at least they won't have to walk far to go to the bathroom together.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 27, 2025 03:18 PM (6ydKt)
I'm waiting for the flight with Joyless Reid, Rachel Madcow, and the harridans of the View.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (VNX3d)
Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
Remember when you thought we would see Epstein files today?
If they are what we suspect, there is no chance we will see anything more exciting than flight logs.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
With all the talk about federal workers not working, he's put them in a slight pickle.
That's my Trumpy!
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (If0wl)
It's been apparent for a long time that somebody or somebodies have been protecting Epstein.
As Chuck so helpfully noted, if you go up against the intel community they have 6 ways from Sunday at getting back at you.
Will be interesting to see who was under their control.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (Aqu9a)
@ImMeme0
Whoopi Goldberg has another meltdown while making false claims that RFK Jr. "He fired everybody! He fired all the damn scientists!"
https://tinyurl.com/33p9djtk
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 27, 2025 03:24 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (J2vNu)
Was that the sixth or seventh year of that three year war?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:24 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 03:24 PM (If0wl)
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
With all the talk about federal workers not working, he's put them in a slight pickle.
That's my Trumpy!
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (If0wl)
HA! I want him to read a list of the names of anyone who ditched.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2025 03:24 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Beverly at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (Epeb0)
@ImMeme0
Whoopi Goldberg has another meltdown while making false claims that RFK Jr. "He fired everybody! He fired all the damn scientists!"
https://tinyurl.com/33p9djtk
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (NpAcC)
RFK should sue her too. We can drain the network dry in defamation convictions.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (n7h9X)
Fiercely even.
Posted by: Taggart
Very relatable.
Posted by: Senator Cory Booker at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (0HaGk)
Maybe he fell and died (whether drugged or not) and then his wife committed suicide via drugs.
And maybe the dog inside the house consumed some of the medication she took because the outside dogs were ok.
We'll find out soon enough.
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AP has 'em shook up over Epstein Files.
By Associated Press | ap @dfmdev dot com
UPDATED: February 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM EST
'Conservative commentators seen with ‘Epstein Files’ binders after AG Bondi promises docs release.'
The binders read “declassified,” but it was not immediately clear whether the information contained in the binders ever had been classified.
Posted by: L - Another fine day at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (U0o6X)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (n7h9X)
Too late!
Posted by: Whoopi, Sunnie and Joy at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (If0wl)
Get rid of every single mentally ill transgender in the military immediately.
Posted by: Ralph
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because there might be one person in a key position, like the only person in the country who can translate some dialect of urdu, and if removed the media will find them and make a big deal about it.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (+53lU)
Staff Sergeant Zylan Ximenez-Flabbergasted was the only one that had the key to the tampon dispenser in the men's room!
Posted by: Josephistan at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (bHGBC)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Beverly at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 27, 2025 03:24 PM (GD2xa)
******
Of course it's a man.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (NpAcC)
Radar looks at him and says quietly:
'Yeah . . . but David wasn't afraid to go to sleep at night."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (J2vNu)
Since this is NY we're talking about, home of Spitzer-Weiner, who's to say the FBI there wasn't partaking in some of the poon themselves.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis
.......
Nothing like posting a video that screams "Fire me!"
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
Bob Crane hated MASH. Crane said Hogan's Heroes did all those jokes/gags first and never got the accolades MASH got.
Crane was right. Hogan's Heroes is still watchable/funny, today. MASH is not.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (nCYU4)
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2025 03:20 PM (Qgr0I)
Yesterday, I said that was my belief (he's CIA). Someone pointed out his sweetheart plea deal in response.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (i24o9)
@LauraLoomer
Hey sooo uhhh as the journalist who spent my own time and money exposing Judge Merchan and Judge Engoron, uhhh you know things the big shot geniuses who work for Trump are paid to do but still managed to miss because uhhh well some of them aren’t so bright, when can I expect these big shot brilliant social media influencers to research and release their “exclusive binders” full of the first batch of Epstein files?
I guess we will be waiting here all week because something tells me some of the people who were invited don’t have the brain power to do original research.
Thank God I worked so hard during the election season and ran cover for so many people’s intellectual deficiencies.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (1+ETW)
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (FhXTo)
@ScottAdamsSays
Remember when you thought we would see Epstein files today?
If they are what we suspect, there is no chance we will see anything more exciting than flight logs.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 27, 2025 03:22 PM (TGPs7)
Pam Bondi had them on her desk, ready to release. But, whoopsie! They weren’t the full files.
It sounds like she did nothing more than send out a memo asking people to send over the files, expecting our career public servants in the FBI and SDNY to do just that.
What a joke. If she was serious, and truly understood the perfidy of those organizations, she would have sent people in to get the files.
Posted by: DOGE teen, checking the list of states at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
A sanctimonious Bill Murray.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 27, 2025 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
Obamacare did not jut mandate this bizarre and insane transition stuff, but it normalized it and turned it into a profit center for corrupt clinics to make lots of cash.
Obama created this whole insanity. Singlehandedly.
(And I keep saying, military trans freaks get medical discharge and high pension for life. (I don't remember details, but higher than normal for medical discharge.) So he also created this massive incentive for these freaks to join up, destroy the military along with their bodies, and get paid.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2025 03:28 PM (+53lU)
That little girl was me.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2025 03:28 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (bHGBC)
HAHAHAHA
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 27, 2025 03:29 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025 03:29 PM (nCYU4)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (e5NfL)
Same here as a platoon leader and company commander. It is why I liked going to the field...a lot of the BS went away.
In wartime it ALL went away.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2025 03:29 PM (W/lyH)
Isn't it a military law that it is illegal to render yourself unfit for service? Like, say, taking chemicals and getting surgery?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Sunburn
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2025 03:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----------
Yes!
I hated MASH. I watched, but reluctantly. I never understood a good friend of mine liking it.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2025 03:29 PM (+53lU)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (n7h9X)
Too late!
Posted by: Whoopi, Sunnie and Joy at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (If0wl)
******
Lawsuits need to happen. It's the only way for them to learn that lying to the public has consequences.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2025 03:30 PM (NpAcC)
--
Big plot point from the Endymion books was there were the cross-shaped parasites that could revive the human host from pretty much any death.
That the parasite basically stored the entire consciousness of the host (in a different dimension, I think) and rebuilt them.
And, I can't remember how, but one human host ended up with two parasites from two Popes.
One was honest, one was corrupt. When one died, it was the other's turn.
So the Vatican would instantly kill the honest one upon any death of the corrupt one.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2025 03:30 PM (iQHOh)
Posted by: ...
.......
side effects include loose bowels and low blood pressure
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2025 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Crane was right. Hogan's Heroes is still watchable/funny, today. MASH is not.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 27, 2025
***
What people forget about HH is that is a wartime spy story, not a McHale's Navy where the enlisted men are trying to pull profitable scams on their officers. Hogan and his men routinely obtained intelligence and passed it on to the Allies. The last thing they wanted was to get rid of Klink. The Germans might have put in someone competent, and Hogan's entire spy apparat would have been blown up.
But I think M*A*S*H does hold up -- the best episodes do, for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:30 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2025 03:25 PM (U0o6X)
And one of those Years was very very static pre truce. Not a lot
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:31 PM (n7h9X)
I don't get that. I mean, I understand the appeal for the old man, but whats in it for her, other than the money? Yeah, he's charismatic as hell but he's old, weak, sickly, dying and withered. She gets to be married to an ancient sagging, ruin of a man. It just seems selfish and wrong for him to do that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 03:31 PM (2VST1)
Unfortunately some bad actors within SDNY and the FBI NYC field office with held documents.
AG Bondi is working on this tirelessly.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2025 02:51 PM
Um Kash. Here's some pink slips.
Posted by: MNinnfidel at February 27, 2025 03:31 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2025 03:21 PM (RCZs/)
Take 1.
https://youtu.be/NVXxXclLNyE
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:31 PM (i24o9)
Pam Bondi had them on her desk, ready to release. But, whoopsie! They weren’t the full files.
It sounds like she did nothing more than send out a memo asking people to send over the files, expecting our career public servants in the FBI and SDNY to do just that.
What a joke. If she was serious, and truly understood the perfidy of those organizations, she would have sent people in to get the files.
Posted by: DOGE teen, checking the list of states at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (l3YAf)
So like... did she actually even look at the things before putting them out there?
I don't know how you get files that look like that and think "yeah, this is the kind of thing people want to see" and then triumphantly announce that fact.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2025 03:31 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2025 03:26 PM (NpAcC)
I have Soviet-era Gaydar.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 27, 2025 03:32 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:30 PM
Early MASH, yes. SJW Alan Alda Woke MASH. Not so much.
Posted by: MNinnfidel at February 27, 2025 03:33 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2025 03:15 PM (wyMQY)
I have commented often on your sense of leniency.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2025 03:33 PM (D7oie)
But I think M*A*S*H does hold up -- the best episodes do, for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:30 PM (J2vNu)
The few that were about the horror of war for the ones not being allowed to drink nightly moonshine and screw the nurses. Those had some value. Seemed to peter out with time, and I got out of the habit of watching it as it aged.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:33 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2025 03:28 PM (LkLld)
Not in the military you don't.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2025 03:33 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Fed Deplorable at February 27, 2025 03:33 PM (/e9CT)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 27, 2025 03:34 PM (9es8k)
Every member of Congress is told their presence is MANDATORY.
And just how is he going to enforce THAT?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)
---------------
Promise to primary their asses if they don't attend.
Posted by: ShainS -- We Pay Dead People at February 27, 2025 03:34 PM (4TuoE)
odds are those "exemptions" will be so close to zero that they get zero's mail ...
Posted by: The Dark Lord at February 27, 2025 03:35 PM (DBAaD)
Posted by: ShainS -- We Pay Dead People at February 27, 2025 03:36 PM (4TuoE)
But I think M*A*S*H does hold up -- the best episodes do, for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2025 03:30 PM (J2vNu)
Their major op especially in earlier eps was smugging pilots and crew from downed planes and other camps into their camp, and arranging extraction.
Klink's major credit with the Germans was nobody ever escaped from his camp..because they were assigned there.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:36 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at February 27, 2025 03:35 PM (DBAaD)
if you argue too hard, that's a sign of imbalance right there.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:37 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 27, 2025 03:34 PM (9es8k)
or when they start setting up retreats for the non squish Conclave members. Love to see a kickass Pope from Africa for a while. Being around for the John Pauls was something.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:40 PM (n7h9X)
+++
Whoopi also said that Dr Jill would make a great surgeon general.
So she's someone to ignore.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at February 27, 2025 03:41 PM (Lo97M)
What a joke. If she was serious, and truly understood the perfidy of those organizations, she would have sent people in to get the files.
Posted by: DOGE teen, checking the list of states at February 27, 2025 03:27 PM (l3YAf)
So like... did she actually even look at the things before putting them out there?
I don't know how you get files that look like that and think "yeah, this is the kind of thing people want to see" and then triumphantly announce that fact.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2025 03:31 PM (B9Prs)
You don't get it. By doing what she did and they did no comply they are insubordinate and subject to firing.
If she raided them, they would not be.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2025 03:43 PM (n7h9X)
I don't get that. I mean, I understand the appeal for the old man, but whats in it for her, other than the money? Yeah, he's charismatic as hell but he's old, weak, sickly, dying and withered. She gets to be married to an ancient sagging, ruin of a man. It just seems selfish and wrong for him to do that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2025 03:31 PM
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They were married for over 30 years.
Posted by: Bigsmith at February 27, 2025 04:01 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at February 27, 2025 04:05 PM (e9bwN)
The Biden administration seems to have opened the floodgates, handing out clearances like Oprah gave out out free shit to audience members.
Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2025 04:21 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 27, 2025 04:59 PM (wGqjj)
Note, Epstein's partner, Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of Robert Maxwell. Shortly before Maxwell's death, Ari Ben-Menashe, a former employee of Israel's Military Intelligence Directorate, approached a number of news organizations with the allegation that Maxwell was a long-time agent for Mossad. He was also accused of running honey traps.
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