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Mid-Morning Art Thread
David Bomberg
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2025 09:33 AM (7fElN)
Artist David Bomberg 1890–1957
Medium Oil paint on canvas
Dimensions support: 597 x 775 mm frame: 760 x 945 x 77 mm
Collection Tate
Acquisition Purchased 1963
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:34 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 09:34 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: The Vulgar Boatmen at March 03, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2025 09:35 AM (n4GiU)
However . . . the reflections of the barges are very tall, and look more like inverted apartment buildings. The tall reflection off the bank, on the far right, could be of a literal building or tower we can't see.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2025 09:35 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: one hour sober's enlarged prostate at March 03, 2025 09:35 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2025 09:35 AM (hOk1M)
Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2025 09:35 AM (n2swS)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deporte at March 03, 2025 09:36 AM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2025 09:36 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mexican Bandit at March 03, 2025 09:36 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2025 09:36 AM (Y1sOo)
Thx CBD, might hang in an out of the way place. Kind of assaults the eyes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2025 09:37 AM (EG7Bp)
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of the barge. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the Captain of the Abraham Lincoln, the second largest barge in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three smaller barges, three tugs and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 09:37 AM (so717)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: I drink your milkshake at March 03, 2025 09:37 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2025 09:37 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:37 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 03, 2025 09:38 AM (+rYbb)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:38 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2025 09:38 AM (WXeLZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
The attic?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:38 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:39 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2025 09:39 AM (WXeLZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Barging Through Europe at March 03, 2025 09:39 AM (G5+As)
could you do a tiny URL of a tiny URL of a tiny URL..?
I think about these things.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 09:40 AM (0HaGk)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Kinda uninspired for a Monday. Think I'll go back to bed later.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2025 09:40 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at March 03, 2025 09:40 AM (5hfjS)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:41 AM (cYBz/)
Song of the Vulgar Boatmen
There once was a man from Bombay
Who traveled canals every day
Since he had to be sure
T' keep the cargo secure
He kept his barges under tight lock and quay
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 09:41 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:42 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 03, 2025 09:42 AM (bNf8H)
OkayI see he depended on size to make it seem like a significant piece of art.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:42 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 09:42 AM (3O3BM)
Who traveled canals every day
Since he had to be sure
T' keep the cargo secure
He kept his barges under tight lock and quay
Posted by: muldoon
Hate to break it to you, Muldoon, but "day" and "quay" don't rhyme. "Quay" is pronounced "key."
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 09:42 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2025 09:43 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2025 09:43 AM (Q4IgG)
Hate to break it to you, Muldoon, but "day" and "quay" don't rhyme. "Quay" is pronounced "key."
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)
Not in my head, so I think he's fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 09:43 AM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 03, 2025 09:43 AM (0nHVk)
There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy O'Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Ohblow, my bully boys, blow
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (so717)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: one hour sober's enlarged prostate at March 03, 2025 09:35 AM (Y1sOo)
-
It's a good think I first searched the comments for "stinkin." (found twice).
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (T3vgT)
Posted by: Captain Willlard at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (so717)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (so717)
Tell me more.......
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 03, 2025 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:41 AM (cYBz/)
*****
They annoy me.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2025 09:45 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Grifter Zelensky at March 03, 2025 09:45 AM (WXeLZ)
They are European barges, like the one in the old French film, L'Atalante.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2025 09:45 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rickb223
Given that lyric one would expect Captain Ned would be involved.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Brent Scowcroft at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2025 09:45 AM (BHrzb)
Soon to be replaced by dhows.
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (IT8WN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (WXeLZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2025 09:43
Ah, so I'm not alone.
After I made it bigger, I thought it looked like the UpsideDown in Strangr Things.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (zMwmR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (WXeLZ)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (oFdE5)
Posted by: Brent Scowcroft at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (G5+As)
The scow will always be the one giving you a mean look.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (IT8WN)
see 62
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 09:47 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 09:48 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:48 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 09:48 AM (fwDg9)
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Depends on whether they are face up or face down.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 09:48 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2025 09:48 AM (WXeLZ)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:49 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (IT8WN)
I'll be in their bunks.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 03, 2025 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Don't be such a square.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 09:50 AM (oFdE5)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:50 AM (PCK5/)
Calling all Moron Keyboard Warriors re: Maritime Law - If it were possible for me to retrieve ammo cans and cases thrown overboard from our warships, would they legally be mine?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:50 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:48 AM (PCK5/)
In a blatant showing that hollywood has learned NOTHING over the last several years of failing spectacularly in the public theater, they rolled out Oprah and Whoopi to present an award last night.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Calling all Moron Keyboard Warriors re: Maritime Law - If it were possible for me to retrieve ammo cans and cases thrown overboard from our warships, would they legally be mine?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:50 AM (cYBz/)
Really, why not??
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2025 09:51 AM (PCK5/)
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Yes. You might get hammered for possessing them but they are yours under the law.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 09:51 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: That Guy at March 03, 2025 09:51 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:51 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 03, 2025 09:52 AM (9VDxG)
Posted by: tubal at March
You gotta look up what she was wearing last night at the Oscars.
So much preening going on. I watched an hour of the Red Carpet with the sound turned off, and have never seen so much snobbery and fake happiness in my life. This folks are incredibly shallow. You can put on a million dollar dress and still look empty inside.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 09:52 AM (XlpZY)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 09:53 AM (0HaGk)
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Yes. You might get hammered for possessing them but they are yours under the law.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I guess that would be consistent with court rulings that once you put your garbage out on the curb for pickup, it is no longer your property, because you've abandoned it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Drunk Moron at March 03, 2025 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
If it were jetsam, I would imagine it would be considered abandoned.
Flotsam, slightly less so, since that is incidental to sinking of a ship.
Please understand that I am talking out of my ass, and did NOT stay at s Holiday Inn Express.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2025 09:53 AM (WXeLZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2025 09:53 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: American Hawkman
Ah, similar to a Waffle House 5 at last call then.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:53 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bulg
**********
In civilized cultures it is pronounced "kay", but it is understandable that you have no familiarity with such places, so I won't disparage you by telling you to "Bugger off!"
You probably spell it "hampster" where you grew up, too.
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 09:54 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:54 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: nurse ratched
This bitter bitch is ANYTHING but empty on the inside, believe me...
Posted by: Whoopi's Stomach at March 03, 2025 09:54 AM (JCZqz)
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So, she is missing a few teeth? If so, doesn't that qualify her as a 6?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 09:55 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)
You want to kill Trump?
Vance is Trump on steroids.
Posted by: eleven
Trump's VP pick is a refreshing departure from the previous standard of picking someone so incompetent that no one would dare try to replace you...which Biden was such a colossal failure, he managed to overcome.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2025 09:57 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 09:57 AM (Yj6Os)
If it were jetsam, I would imagine it would be considered abandoned.
Flotsam, slightly less so, since that is incidental to sinking of a ship.
Please understand that I am talking out of my ass, and did NOT stay at s Holiday Inn Express.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2025 09:53 AM (WXeLZ)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/219qVSwzVNw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2025 09:58 AM (9pGKL)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 09:58 AM (0HaGk)
Lucky too, because my quayboard has been giving me trouble lately.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 09:58 AM (PzXaK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 09:59 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 09:52 AM
The best million dollar dresses are the ones you pick up for free.
Posted by: Sam Otis Brinton, former American nuclear waste disposal expert at March 03, 2025 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Viking Longboats > English narrowboats
Posted by: Don't fuck with the Danegeld at March 03, 2025 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 09:59 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 09:57 AM (Yj6Os)
I was informed by a reliable source that blueberries would no longer be available, as we would have nobody to pick them. Is your bread artificially flavored? RFK, Jr. won't like that.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 09:59 AM (oFdE5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2025 10:00 AM (/DArd)
someone else who did a lot of human figures. Anyway I like it despite its boxyness (Sp?)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2025 10:00 AM (oQKD+)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:00 AM (qUaHw)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:00 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Lt CDR Scott at March 03, 2025 10:00 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2025 09:57 AM (JCZqz)
That straight white boring dude the RNC saddled him with in 2016 was such a bore.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 10:00 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Saw a show on BBC where a self made techie rich kid bought on and redid it to live on. He did all the engine work and electrical himself. His mom did the upholstery work and his dad helped with the fiberglass and carpentry. It turned out really cool.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 10:01 AM (XlpZY)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:01 AM (PzXaK)
However, sporange, the botanical structure that creates spores, is an existing word that forms a near-perfect rhyme with orange.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 03, 2025 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 10:01 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 09:59 AM (oFdE5)
It's a mix, sooo...
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 10:02 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:02 AM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Nicola White at March 03, 2025 10:03 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:03 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"
It was shocking.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:02 AM
My worldview was challenged indeed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2025 10:03 AM (/DArd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 10:04 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
But what about the weirdos that pronounce it ARnj?
Posted by: Moron at March 03, 2025 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 09:59 AM (gbOdA)
There once was a soldier from orange
Who decided to just do nothing
He sat in a chair
And had not one care
Except lighting the pipe he was puffing.
I don't believe your premise is correct. "Nothing" does not, in fact, rhyme with "orange."
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2025 10:05 AM (oFdE5)
https://youtu.be/219qVSwzVNw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Timewarp...I remember ' swatting at flies' now. Forgot about those guys
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 03, 2025 10:05 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2025 10:05 AM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Nicola White at March 03, 2025 10:03 AM (G5+As)
Really? You think so?
Posted by: Muslim Grooming Gangs at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM (oFdE5)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"
It was shocking.
My shock is that a movie I liked actually won something.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM (DIweC)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"
Same. My give of fuck meter for any awards show is pegged below zero. Oh look, rich people preening and patting each other on the back while virtue signaling.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
63 Ohblow, my bully boys, blow
Posted by: rickb223
Given that lyric one would expect Captain Ned would be involved.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 09:46 AM
Hordemind. Beautiful and terrible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2025 10:07 AM (hOk1M)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2025 10:07 AM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2025 10:07 AM (lghXB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2025 10:03 AM (/DArd)
It's always exciting to be hectored and lectured by a bunch of midwits with barely a high school education whose sole talent is mimicry.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2025 10:07 AM (mWSu4)
Who died Preserving His Right of Way.
He was Right, Dead Right, as he sailed along
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong"
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 03, 2025 10:08 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 09:43 AM (0HaGk)
Especially the electric yellow ones.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 03, 2025 10:08 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:08 AM (U0o6X)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM (fwDg9)
Huzzah!
Getting enough sleep is a very civilizing activity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2025 10:08 AM (mWSu4)
***********
So? He also rhymes "Riki Tiki Tavi" with "British Navy".
It's not like he's any great poet or suchlike.
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:09 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"
Same. My give of fuck meter for any awards show is pegged below zero. Oh look, rich people preening and patting each other on the back while virtue signaling.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM
Tell me again why I'm supposed to care about an industry awards night.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2025 10:09 AM (hOk1M)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:09 AM (qUaHw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM (W/lyH)
It's not like he's any great poet or suchlike.
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:09 AM
To be fair, I think the British make a national sport out of deliberately mispronouncing everyone else's languages.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM (hOk1M)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM (U0o6X)
Posted by: muldoon
He's the best poet in the English language after Milton and Shakespeare.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM
Arrogant fck thinks he can win. He's the worst governor we've ever had. Piece of shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2025 10:11 AM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:11 AM (qUaHw)
Timewarp...I remember ' swatting at flies' now. Forgot about those guys
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 03, 2025 10:05 AM (/6GbT)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM
That's got to be from The Bee.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM (hOk1M)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 03, 2025 09:54 AM (VofaG)
Money is handy until you have enough to live your life without depending on others.
The only reason this affects me, at all, is that the goods I buy are more expensive to pay for the advertising which buys expensive crap to give to people I couldn't pick out of a police lineup. If you need to attend constant soirees and have your peers tell you how pretty and wonderful you are... you must lead a pretty miserable life. Tchotchkes don't fix that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM (U0o6X)
I think it does take a fair bit of talent to act properly. It's really a difficult thing to pull off well enough so an audience is engaged and thinking about the character and not the actor.
Such talent, however, does not entitle one to absolute moral authority. Sure, they have opinions like anyone else, but to parade them by using their platforms is not just insulting to the prospective audiences, but also takes away from their jobs of portraying characters and instead turns the focus into them -playing- a character.
And that is not oquaydoquay.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM (PzXaK)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM (/iMjX)
first glance I thought it was laundry hanging out to dry.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I thought that it was a really messed up bridge.
Posted by: Michele Fields at March 03, 2025 10:13 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 03, 2025 10:13 AM (G5+As)
(wait for it)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM
You're assuming Bulg has ever kippled.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2025 10:13 AM (hOk1M)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:14 AM (PzXaK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 10:00 AM (gbOdA)
You should have seen him at the Senate orgies. You'd sure think differently then. -- Glitch McConnell
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 10:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2025 10:14 AM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2025 10:08 AM
One that Weasel appreciates every time the Gun Thread wins the famous and coveted AoSHQ 4:00pm-10:00pm Sunday Time Slot!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)
At least Macauley Culkin's kid brother won his award in a movie where:
1) The main character isn't a stripper/whore.
2) There is no tranny drug lord.
3) There is no tranny Pope.
4) A "great" architect doesn't get raped by an American millionaire. (SYMBOLISM ALERT)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2025 10:14 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:15 AM (qUaHw)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:15 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2025 10:15 AM (xG4kz)
(wait for it)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM
You're assuming Bulg has ever kippled.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2025 10:13 AM (hOk1M)
Brits have 'em for breakfast.
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 10:16 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:09 AM
Apparently Robert De Niro's was the soul of brevity.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:16 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Oh noes!!! The Dems are making a strong play for the young male vote!!! Walz' "tonic masculinity" and edgy online commentary (he started the "Republicans are weird" trend that lasted two weeks) are sure to terrify J.D. Vance!!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2025 10:17 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2025 10:07 AM (mWSu4)
Sincerity is the key to being part of H'wood
And if you can act like you are sincere
That is even better
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2025 10:17 AM (gbOdA)
If you don't know, when you transfer crypto, you can also post a message with it. So the message becomes part of the transaction history that everyone can see. And it can't be deleted by anyone.
This guy has posted a series of messages that his company has almost nearly perfected mind control.
That they have implanted their workers and have basically made them mindless drones, fully compliant on orders.
Not just humans, but animals.
And that they are intending to roll it out worldwide.
Real Mark of the Beast kinda shit; not just the Mark but turning humans into actual beasts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2025 10:17 AM (xkwZj)
*consults Intersectionality matrix*
What to do, what to do???
Posted by: NPC Dem voter in 2028 at March 03, 2025 10:17 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2025 10:16 AM (Yj6Os)
Unless they are hard of herring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 10:18 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM
That's got to be from The Bee.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Yeah, I remember laughing at Elizabeth Warren, too......
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2025 10:18 AM (9pGKL)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:18 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM (fwDg9)
Huzzah!
Getting enough sleep is a very civilizing activity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Wait until you hit 60+ and your bladder determines your sleep schedule.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:19 AM (so717)
Posted by: Skip
Good for you! Me too - the meds have finally kicked in. My lower jaw still looks like I lost a bar fight at Stonewall but I don't hurt anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 10:19 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:19 AM (U0o6X)
I agree with you but I am a sometime actress. I was never so important or wealthy enough to think my political opinions meant anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2025 10:19 AM (Rbr1h)
No, not making it up.
2028 DNC gonna be lit.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (qUaHw)
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It also helps the Paolo's art.
Posted by: paolo at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (/tzYP)
Thought exercise: would the Oscars be more enjoyable to watch if award recipients were given a strict 5 minute time limit and prohibited from saying anything other than some form of "thank you". Restrictions would be enforced via sniper.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- We Pay Dead People at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (8AZzc)
No, not making it up.
2028 DNC gonna be lit.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (qUaHw)
STEPHEN COLBERT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
Posted by: NPC Dem voter in 2028 at March 03, 2025 10:21 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:21 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2025 10:21 AM (Rbr1h)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 03, 2025 10:21 AM (OUMaO)
However, there is a sizable enough contingent with the Dem base that feels the minority community has been shut out long enough, Harris wasn't supported fully, and Dem need to put up a super-minority candidate or face massive abandonment in the next presidential election.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (/DArd)
Posted by: Tonypete
What'd you do to yourself, Tonypete?
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (/tzYP) at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (/tzYP)
Their brains has not only been washed, as they say... It has been dry cleaned.
Posted by: Dr. Yen Lo at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (EEZHI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
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Ha! There is such a thing as decorum in these things, even if they are meaningless events giving out meaningless popularity awards.
I don't know who set the precedent for a political acceptance speech, but I bet it was a crap actor.
Sad thing is the Academy could put a stop to it immediately, but it won't. They are totally on board with it, probably as a way to give a boring event some buzz as to "what will he say next? Will be be as good as Jack Palance doing one armed pushups....?"
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (PzXaK)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:23 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:06 AM (fwDg9)
Huzzah!
Getting enough sleep is a very civilizing activity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Wait until you hit 60+ and your bladder determines your sleep schedule.
Posted by: rickb223
Sleep apnea. Fucks with your sleep and your bladder all at once. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 03, 2025 10:23 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (/iMjX)
However, there is a sizable enough contingent with the Dem base that feels the minority community has been shut out long enough, Harris wasn't supported fully, and Dem need to put up a super-minority candidate or face massive abandonment in the next presidential election.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM
Nah. The wind will be at their backs in 2028, as this poster at DU reminds us:
Hey voters! The Dems offered a lot of concrete policies, but...
it turns out, just not being Trump should have been enough.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (a3Q+t)
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He can be. He also bitch slapped an Obama bro on Pod Save America with regards to free speech in Germany and trannies her at home.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (qUaHw)
Didn't it start with the Indian squaw Marlon Brando sent up to the stage in his place?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (Y1sOo)
(wait for it)
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM (/iMjX)
"Sure. I'll eat anything."
Miss Scarlet
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity Vwench) at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Tonypete
Yeesh. Get well soon, Man.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2025 10:25 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)
Thought exercise: would the Oscars be more enjoyable to watch if award recipients were given a strict 5 minute time limit and prohibited from saying anything other than some form of "thank you". Restrictions would be enforced via sniper.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
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The first Oscar ceremony lasted about three and a half minutes and was only on the radio.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
Hey voters! The Dems offered a lot of concrete policies, but...
it turns out, just not being Trump should have been enough.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (a3Q+t)
The way things are going, by 2028 Vance will have strangled some EU leader on camera and he'll win 40+ states.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:26 AM (U0o6X)
Posted by: Rev Wishbone at March 03, 2025 10:26 AM (ZfcyU)
Posted by: Act Naturally at March 03, 2025 10:27 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (cYBz/)
2 things you really shouldn't mess around with. Your teeth and your eyes.
And I HATE going to the dentist. First Lady has been in the dental field her entire life and I STILL don't like to go in.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2025 10:27 AM (JkO4W)
Make boys girls again
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:27 AM (fwDg9)
That they have implanted their workers and have basically made them mindless drones, fully compliant on orders.
Not just humans, but animals.
And that they are intending to roll it out worldwide.
Real Mark of the Beast kinda shit; not just the Mark but turning humans into actual beasts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2025 10:17 AM (xkwZj)
———
Well more and more of our energy production and human labor goes towards supporting machines.
I half suspect that DOGE is really about competing software systems vying for control and the humans are just bit players in all this.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 03, 2025 10:27 AM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:22 AM (PzXaK)
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It's an industry awards ceremony.
Even the Association for Statistical Quality has an award program every year with ceremony.
They just don't broadcast it.
I care about the Oscars as much as I care about the ASQ's awards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)
All nominees need to submit their acceptance speeches in writing and in advance. Hey, they can read scripts.
And if they go off script, the award is forfeited.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:28 AM (PzXaK)
Walz will blow his dang fool head off, either figuratively or literally, before the 2028 election.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2025 10:28 AM (xG4kz)
TEN!?!??
*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
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Dentists have an elevated suicide rate. I guess scraping teeth for a living can be life threatening.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2025 09:35 AM (omVj0)
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Had me confused for a moment, also Wondered what in the world it has to do with "Barges".
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (2EDzv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (VoAdT)
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Better than anything I've seen released for awhile now.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (PzXaK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 03, 2025 10:30 AM (paSBy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:30 AM (U0o6X)
The Society of Software Developers has an awards ceremony. Every year we wait to see who'll win the BlueScreenie for "Most Catastrophic Bug Introduced".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2025 10:30 AM (ExV1e)
Hey voters! The Dems offered a lot of concrete policies, but...
it turns out, just not being Trump should have been enough.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:24 AM (a3Q+t)
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The idea that there will be blowback from overreach is the kind of base boilerplate analysis one would expect from Jonah Goldberg: conventional wisdom with no real connection to the facts on the ground.
I don't think overreach of Trump's variety here, cutting the administrative state to unleash the American economy, will behave like past examples (like the ACA which...led to Obama winning?)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: NPC Dem voter"
Their comedians are their influencers.
Literally.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:30 AM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:30 AM (qUaHw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ)
Dentists have an elevated suicide rate. I guess scraping teeth for a living can be life threatening.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (pLaQB)
Orthodontist the First Daughter saw for her braces retired in his mid 60's. He died of a heart attack less than a year later.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at March 03, 2025 10:30 AM (qUaHw)
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So, since the Oscars get FAR fewer eyeballs than they did decades ago, this means that society is improving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lowered Expectations at March 03, 2025 10:32 AM (G5+As)
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So it works like the curse of the mummy?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:32 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March
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Pure guess. Two words, one starting with F, the other with T.
Taxed his intellect, he did.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2025 10:32 AM (n4GiU)
*consults Intersectionality matrix*
What to do, what to do???
Posted by: NPC Dem voter in 2028 at March 03, 2025 10:17 AM (PiwSw)
A greasy used car salesman, a pedo, and a retard walk into a bar,
and the bartender says:
"Hey, why don't one of you run as the Democrat nominee for President of the United States of America?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2025 10:32 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:33 AM (0HaGk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:12 AM (PzXaK)
I agree.
However, the part of the brain that allows a few people to be marvelous mimics is developed at the expense of higher order thinking, which explains the amazing stupidity and arrogance of most actors.
That's my theory!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2025 10:33 AM (mWSu4)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:34 AM (U0o6X)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (pLaQB)
Woke up this morning, alone on my yacht,
Dat' ol' dental drill got my all that I got.
Oh, Mama! When will they end?
I'm stuck in the yacht club with the dental drill blues again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 10:35 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: rickb223
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Bladder plus cat. Never in synch with each other.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2025 10:35 AM (n4GiU)
I’m Tim Walz and I approve this message.
Posted by: Shadow Vice-President Tim Walz at March 03, 2025 10:35 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:35 AM (0HaGk)
Taxed his intellect, he did.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2025 10:32 AM
Nailed it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:35 AM (a3Q+t)
I feel like a new person every time I get five hours uninterrupted! Happens about once a fortnight.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2025 10:36 AM (F0VZ9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)
I saw he was on stage, but I didn't care about any of it, so I guess that would be no......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Is there a name for artwork that mashes realism and cubism together to create something that looks like is made of Lego bricks?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2025 10:36 AM (4XwPj)
Now? Less than 20 million.
People stopped caring.
The decline was steady, slow, and inconsistent, but since 2015, it's just been a drop (with variations, of course).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lowered Expectation
**********
Undertaker came to get me
And my wife said through her tears,
"I wish you wouldn't haul him off
he ain't been this stiff in years!"
/Dead Willie Blues by Mike Cross
Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2025 10:37 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (pLaQB)
Nah. It's all the negativity from the goofball portion of your patients.
Some take it heart, instead of realizing it's the patient's issue.
Basically, if they make your world unpleasant encourage them to go elsewhere, or charge them more as a "baby-sitting" fee cause they generally eat more time, or both!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2025 10:38 AM (iJfKG)
Penny Sycamore in "you can't take it with you"
Ingenue in some some comedy about convicts on Devis Island, madwoman I. Madwoman of chaillot a French comedy. Belle of Amherst.Some Shakespeare and a a one woman show on the life of Susannah Wesley the mother of Charles and John Wesley. that's call I can write now because you are the only one that's interested and I am typing on a phone in a bumpy bus and phnevis running down
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2025 10:38 AM (2j/9Q)
Is there a name for artwork that mashes realism and cubism together to create something that looks like is made of Lego bricks?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)
Legoism
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2025 10:38 AM (xG4kz)
Now it's giving the Madge the Lunch Lady of the Year award.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:39 AM (0HaGk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March
Someone must have swapped out his cue cards. He hasn't memorized his lines in at least 30 years (watch his eyes on camera, especially his iconic coffee with Pacino scene in Heat)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2025 10:39 AM (FoIOl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:40 AM (77rzZ)
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Hard to have overreach when you are doing universally liked things that have the support of 80% of the country.
The reason you saw overreach from past presidents is they were doing things that only 20% actually liked, but they could get up to 40% just because of the name on the uniform.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 03, 2025 10:40 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2025 10:41 AM (U0o6X)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (pLaQB)
When a dentist wants to do himself in, he uses one of those little cups of gritty tooth polish, but instead of vacuuming it out he swallows. That stuff liquifies your insides. That’s what I heard, at least.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 10:42 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2025 10:42 AM (jgmnb)
I watched "Waterloo", 1970, with Rod Steiger as Nappy.
What a crashing bore of a movie. I did not stick around to the end to learn who won.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2025 10:43 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Key Grip, Sorry, Quay Grip at March 03, 2025 10:43 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM (pLaQB)
What a crashing bore of a movie. I did not stick around to the end to learn who won.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot"
That movie was awful. And I can't figure out why.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM (0HaGk)
The reason you saw overreach from past presidents is they were doing things that only 20% actually liked, but they could get up to 40% just because of the name on the uniform.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 03, 2025 10:40 AM (sX1BW)
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Blowback can still happen if the popular things end up having negative consequences that affect the people.
I just don't think it'll happen.
Federal workers (who generally seem to be 90-10 D-R) will see massive layoffs, but they were Democrats anyway. NGOs will get funding cut, but they were mostly Democrat or GOPe and hated Trump anyway (plus, their funding created an artificial leftist ecosystem that is far more valuable than their individual votes).
If the economy explodes in real terms (there will be bad GDP numbers in the near future because of layoffs and stopping of government spending), then the GOP should be fine in the next couple of cycles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (enCDi)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM (77rzZ)
Thank you.
I'm clinging to the "light at the end of the tunnel" thing for now......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
I watched "Waterloo", 1970, with Rod Steiger as Nappy.
What a crashing bore of a movie. I did not stick around to the end to learn who won.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2025 10:43 AM (xG4kz)
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Ridley Scott also hates the film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
I watched "Waterloo", 1970, with Rod Steiger as Nappy.
What a crashing bore of a movie. I did not stick around to the end to learn who won.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
The one starring the whole Russian Army and Christopher Plumber? The defense in squares was one of the best battle scenes ever filmed.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM
Ten thousand Russian extras.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (/DArd)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Pudinhead
He was in that one thing that was really big almost 50 years ago.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)
First Lady is off getting her first round of radiation as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Sponge - keeping you both in my prayers. Hope she tolerates these treatments well.
I go to Dana Farber tomorrow for a consult, and meet with my Onco Friday. Should have a treatment plan by then.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (enCDi)
Bloomberg - synonym. Idiot billionaire who thinks he can grow crops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Mark Hamill came out and was able to keep his pants up, but his one joke went over like a fart in church.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Hamill has become the Gollum of the Star Wars cinematic world. Role's gone, looks gone, pants gone -- what is his "Precious" at this point?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:10 AM
Arrogant fck thinks he can win. He's the worst governor we've ever had. Piece of shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Bernie Sanders came out all right financially from his presidential runs. So why can't Waltz is probably what the Gov. is thinking. I find it even more amusing that Gov. Pritzker of IL is puffing up like a bull toad in order to run in 2028. Troons, illegals, tax avoidance, and state bankruptcy is a helluva platform to run on for the Dems.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Pudinhead
He was in that one thing that was really big almost 50 years ago.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)
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I didn't think many people knew of Britannia Hospital.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM
AoSHQ's favorite director, after Russ Meyer, of course.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (enCDi)
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You either believe in these things or you don't. Most of us believe that cutting federal bureaucracy is good economically. The fact that it also hurts Dem voters and potentially cuts of Dem funding is icing on the cake.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Leftist bile.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 10:47 AM (ctrM5)
I go to Dana Farber tomorrow for a consult, and meet with my Onco Friday. Should have a treatment plan by then.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (N39Ws)
Godspeed, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 03, 2025 10:47 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:47 AM (enCDi)
Posted by: Pudinhead
He was in that one thing that was really big almost 50 years ago.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)
Ah, yes, the Star Wars Christmas Special.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2025 10:48 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:48 AM (so717)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:44 AM (pLaQB)
That man played both Luke Skywalker AND Jake Skywalker. Not everybody has range like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 10:48 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2025 10:48 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:47 AM (enCDi)
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As long as Walz calls her an idiot to her face during a primary debate and then grovels pathetically and very publicly to be her VP nominee again after he's knocked out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:48 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:49 AM (enCDi)
Posted by: Pudinhead
He was in that one thing that was really big almost 50 years ago.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)
He has done broadway and voice over work, plus other bad, direct to video moves.
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:49 AM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Bulg
I happened several years ago to catch the first Star Wars on TV. I watched it and my first thought was how horrible Hamill and Ford were as actors. Hamill overemoted and Ford had the mannerisms of the stoner that he used to be.
Carrie Fisher and Alec Guiness carried that movie.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:47 AM (enCDi)
My hope here is that they run against each other and she brings up his many faults and they both crash and burn and Stephen A. Smith is the eventual nominee.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
I go to Dana Farber tomorrow for a consult, and meet with my Onco Friday. Should have a treatment plan by then.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 03, 2025 10:45 AM (N39Ws)
Godspeed, sir.
Posted by: Sponge
Amen. For you both.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:49 AM (so717)
Posted by: Pudinhead
You'll eat those words come July when Corvette Summer II debuts!
Posted by: Hamill Time! at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
What a chunk of crap.
Nice way to end your Mick Travis trilogy, Lindsay.
....wanker.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hub McCann's speech. at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (Aqu9a)
I don’t think average voters care about the GDP. It’s one of the fakest numbers in economics. If taxpayers see benefits to cutting gov’t (say, in the form of a rebate check) and inflation slows, I think Trump will do fine.
The real problem is entitlements, SNAP and other welfare programs. There are so many people who get money from those. They need to be cut, but that will cause real pain and backlash.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:48 AM (so717)
Blued? Stainless? I picked up a Security Six from a friend - really enjoyed shooting that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 03, 2025 10:51 AM (N39Ws)
I wish that Criterion would do a release of "O Lucky Man", since they've already done one of "If..."
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2025 10:51 AM (iJfKG)
The real problem is entitlements, SNAP and other welfare programs. There are so many people who get money from those. They need to be cut, but that will cause real pain and backlash.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (l3YAf)
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I don't think voters care about government numbers either.
I was just pointing out how there will probably be negative economic numbers over the next year or so that the left will use to attack Trump with.
But, the media's ability to sell narratives, especially about the economy, is deeply eroded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Amen. For you both.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:49 AM (so717)
Thank you. As I keep telling people, and myself, its going to take a lot more than this to bring this bear down.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 03, 2025 10:52 AM (N39Ws)
I wish that Criterion would do a release of "O Lucky Man", since they've already done one of "If..."
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2025 10:51 AM (iJfKG)
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I've been waiting for that O Lucky Man release for a long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:52 AM (pLaQB)
In and out in less than 30 minutes. Slight discomfort in her arm, but that's likely not related to the radiation.
One down, 18 more to go.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Better than anything I've seen released for awhile now.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 03, 2025 10:29 AM (PzXaK)
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"I forgot my wallet at home!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: whig
And C3PO and R2D2.
Posted by: Bulg
Darth Vader Force choking someone ranks right up there eith R. Lee Ermy telling someone "now choke yourself".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (so717)
I just don't think it'll happen.
Federal workers (who generally seem to be 90-10 D-R) will see massive layoffs, but they were Democrats anyway. NGOs will get funding cut, but they were mostly Democrat or GOPe and hated Trump anyway (plus, their funding created an artificial leftist ecosystem that is far more valuable than their individual votes).
If the economy explodes in real terms (there will be bad GDP numbers in the near future because of layoffs and stopping of government spending), then the GOP should be fine in the next couple of cycles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Figuring out second and third order effects are essentially a mug's game. Very difficult to do even when you have properly specified causal models incorporating latent and lagging variables. Basically the best you can do is scientific wild ass guessing as to these effects.
Easier to just do what is right and let the cards fall where they may. Because most predictions of the future fall well short of the mark. Flying cars anyone? Fusion power? Demographic collapse?
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Hamill Time! at March 03, 2025 10:50 AM (G5+As)
You're far too old for a mid life crisis.
And pull up your pants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (VoAdT)
In and out in less than 30 minutes. Slight discomfort in her arm, but that's likely not related to the radiation.
One down, 18 more to go.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Continued prayers for all.
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (pZEOD)
The Acadamy of Motion Picture Arts are like art snobs telling you a picture painted by a donkey's tail is impressionist genius.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Stainless. Had one previously. Lost it thru a divorce. (Had to pay bills)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:54 AM (so717)
And pull up your pants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (VoAdT)
I will say, he looked like hammered dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
The Acadamy of Motion Picture Arts are like art snobs telling you a picture painted by a donkey's tail is impressionist genius.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2025 10:53 AM (j4U/Z)
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I blame Frank Capra.
He's the one who got the Academy to change the ethos behind the top award from "Best Production," really an award for producers who bet big with big productions who won big at the box office, to Best Picture, about artistic merit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:54 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 10:55 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 10:55 AM (W5ArC)
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"Finally, something written for me."
-Philomena Cunk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg
Darth Vader Force choking someone ranks right up there eith R. Lee Ermy telling someone "now choke yourself".
Posted by: rickb223
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Not really sure that the actors inside of C3PO and R2D2 fit the definition of 'acting' in the movie. Edwards as C3PO is voice actor pretty much, and R2D2 has even less acting required. Vader is amusing but having James Earl Jones do the voice and David Prowse the guy behind the mask. Not really sure that is traditional 'acting'.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 10:55 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2025 10:56 AM (dcz8F)
That is the Academy Awards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:56 AM (enCDi)
S.E. Cupp@secupp
My god, as an American and a woman, I’m so embarrassed by the masc fragility displayed at the WH today, by two supposed MEN who are so hysterical over the lack of personal ass kissing — by a man who’s literally at war to save his country. Like, you could muscle up and help him,Like, you could muscle up and help him, if you guys weren’t so woke and weak.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 03, 2025 10:56 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:56 AM (enCDi)
S.E. Cupp@secupp
My god, as an American and a woman, I’m so embarrassed by the masc fragility displayed at the WH today, by two supposed MEN who are so hysterical over the lack of personal ass kissing — by a man who’s literally at war to save his country. Like, you could muscle up and help him,Like, you could muscle up and help him, if you guys weren’t so woke and weak.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 03, 2025 10:56 AM (L/fGl)
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What does "win the war" mean in practical terms?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (enCDi)
And if they want people to watch the Oscars, they are going to have to get rid of their stupid DEI criteria for consideration.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Pudinhead
Dude was a whiny teenager in the Star Wars movies.
He's still a whiny teenager at the age of 73.
Say what you will, that's an impressive accomplishment.
Not in a good way, but...impressive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (W5ArC)
Action my dear, action. Go to Kiev.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (enCDi)
Has she not been relegated to OnlyFans yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 10:52 AM (pLaQB)
Oh yeah, there’s a lot in SS. Medicare is probably worse. All sorts of unnecessary tests and procedures and such. Lots of ridiculously inflated billing. You could send tens of thousands of doctors to prison if somebody actually cared to prosecute it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at March 03, 2025 10:58 AM (l3YAf)
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Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 03, 2025 10:58 AM (kTd/k)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2025 10:56 AM (dcz8F)
He was on the ONT last night. Pneumonia is getting better, and he is awaiting a procedure to drain a large cyst on a kidney.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2025 10:59 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Our growing bank accounts!
-- Defense contractors
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Barnabas Collins at March 03, 2025 10:59 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Cultural appropriation bitches
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2025 10:59 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 10:59 AM (0HaGk)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2025 10:48 AM (so717)
Blued? Stainless? I picked up a Security Six from a friend - really enjoyed shooting that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Security Six is a bombproof version of a Smith K Frame with slight differences. You can put the Security series revolvers into K Frame holsters assuming the same barrel length
Same as Smith L Frames most usually fit in Python holsters with the same barrel length.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 11:00 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2025 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 03, 2025 11:00 AM (j41FZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
I don't think Cupp is even close to aware of exactly how disgusting this, Like, "take", is.
You can't stomach seeing some men getting a bit animated on television, because it's standing in the way of a million more foreign men you will never meet dying in a bloody, muddy ditch?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 11:01 AM (VoAdT)
And if they want people to watch the Oscars, they are going to have to get rid of their stupid DEI criteria for consideration.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (SRRAx)
I will say, some little white guy gave a speech where he told everyone they needed to stop with the streaming crap and get back to making movies for the theater. Theaters are dying (lost over 1000 during covid) and they're a staple in American history that should be revered and give people an escape for a couple hours.
They're ruining it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
S.E. Cupp@secupp
My god, as an American and a woman, I’m so embarrassed by the masc fragility displayed at the WH today, by two supposed MEN who are so hysterical over the lack of personal ass kissing — by a man who’s literally at war to save his country. Like, you could muscle up and help him,Like, you could muscle up and help him, if you guys weren’t so woke and weak.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at March 03, 2025 10:56 AM (L/fGl)
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What does "win the war" mean in practical terms?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
Omg she used fragile, like the tween girls in junior high. Sick burn. She even through in hysterical.
I love the go to man shaming when men don't do what she wants.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2025 11:01 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: eleven
You know what meant something in the 70's?
Pre-peak Angie Dickenson full frontal nudity.
It wasn't brief, didn't "advance the plot" and wasn't done for artistic reasons.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2025 11:02 AM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2025 11:01 AM (OA79/)
"Stop whining, and go die for my amusement!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 11:03 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at March 03, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Denying that there's any inflation for years, while people can see the opposite at the grocery store will have that effect.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2025 11:03 AM (zMwmR)
My god, as an American and a woman,
What does that have to do with anything, sugartits?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
And if they want people to watch the Oscars, they are going to have to get rid of their stupid DEI criteria for consideration.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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I would rather watch old Bugs Bunny or Roadrunner cartoons than watch almost everything put out by Hollywood today. Pepe LePew cartoons are about on par with Hollywood movies.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 11:04 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2025 11:04 AM (0HaGk)
I love the go to man shaming when men don't do what she wants.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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As to why we should care what SE Cupp has to think about anything, those facts are not established by her past record.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 11:05 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 03, 2025 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
As an American Woman, Ukrainian and Russian Men dying is below her notice, completely irrelevant.
At least that's the only read i can muster beyond "Obligatory Tweet Preface #27-5.b"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 11:06 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Sponge
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I think her sell by date is past.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2025 11:06 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 11:07 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 11:08 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, leading the proletariat with Eisenstein at March 03, 2025 11:08 AM (GBKbO)
Instead "we" did the exact opposite.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2025 11:12 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 03, 2025 11:14 AM (pLaQB)
It wasn't brief, didn't "advance the plot" and wasn't done for artistic reasons.
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Angie had Bigguns.
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