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BBC Runs Heart-Wrenching "Documentary" About a Young Boy's Struggle to Surive in the Israeli-Made Warzone of Gaza... Without Ever Disclosing This Boy is the Son of Hamas's Minister of Agriculture

BBC is a front for Qatari-funded terrorism and runs nothing but Hamas propaganda disguised as "news"?

I'm stunned. The world makes no sense any longer. All the world's colors have faded to ash and the even the singing of the birds is strange and hateful to me now.


Deadline Hollywood:

The BBC has apologized and added a clarification to its Gaza: How To Survive a Warzone documentary that featured the son of a Hamas minister, after nearly 50 entertainment figures sent a letter to the corporation to urge an investigation.

Oh, it's a clarification. They had to clarify your stupid Zionist assumption that this was an independently-produced and objective documentary.

I'm sure their apology is very sincere.


The BBC "had not been informed of this information" by the independent producers behind the doc, the corporation added, following backlash from dozens of senior entertainment figures including former BBC controller Danny Cohen, J.K. Rowling's agent Neil Blair, agent Anita Land and ex-Got Talent commissioner Claudia Rosencrantz.

The letter was sent to Director General Tim Davie, content chief Charlotte Moore and BBC News boss Deborah Turness earlier today, urging an investigation after the documentary about children in Gaza that failed to declare that the lead contributor was the son of Hamas royalty.


Jake Kanter
@Jake_Kanter

Oh dear, this is a major blunder. The BBC admits it did not know that the child protagonist in documentary Gaza: How to Survive a Warzone was the son of Hamas royalty. It blames the independent producer for not sharing this info during editorial checks.

Is it fair for the BBC to throw the independent producer under the bus? I suspect many will conclude not. This film was commissioned by a team of seasoned current affairs filmmakers/journalists who sit under BBC News CEO Deborah Turness.

Whoops!

Whoopsie!


Jake Kanter
@Jake_Kanter

Here's a statement from Danny Cohen, the former BBC television chief turned BBC interrogator-in-chief, who has been consistently raising concerns about anti-Israeli bias in Gaza crisis coverage.

bbchamaspropaganda.jpg

George Costanza, a BBC executive funded by a grant from The Human Fund (in turn funded by USAID) emailed me:

"Was that wrong? Because, I gotta tell you, I ran a lot of Hamas-produced 'documentaries' at other leftwing state media propaganda outlets, and they were okay with it. If anyone had said something to me..."

And prepare for another shock: Hamas is already attempting to bomb Israeli buses filled with kids and other civilians again:

Thanks to andycanuck.

Posted by: Ace at 05:05 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 20, 2025 05:05 PM (v6XNT)

2 corgis called

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 20, 2025 05:05 PM (v6XNT)

3 wtt4ge

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 20, 2025 05:05 PM (I87yH)

4 th

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:06 PM (ZOv7s)

5 A targeted strike against enemy propaganda machine is called for.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2025 05:06 PM (/lPRQ)

6 and the bbc should die in a fire with their terrorist budies hamas

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 20, 2025 05:08 PM (v6XNT)

7 Remember folks, we were/are paying for this garbage through usaid.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2025 05:08 PM (e5NfL)

8 Propaganda is the only thing the BBC does any more.

Sad.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 20, 2025 05:08 PM (fpVC1)

9 Is there much agriculture there?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:08 PM (bF7Q5)

10 and basically, with the bombed busses, doesn't that vilate the cease-fire? israel can now go ahead and raze the rest of gaza, correct?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 20, 2025 05:08 PM (v6XNT)

11 Britain is fallen. Prepare your anuses (anii?), Europe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (i24o9)

12 Hamas has a Minister of Agriculture?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (lHPJf)

13 I'm stunned. The world makes no sense any longer. All the world's colors have faded to ash and the even the singing of the birds is strange and hateful to me now.


==

For a moment I thought you were quoting the tearful Christoph Heusgen.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)

14 Weren't we funding the BBC, too...

USAID and all that?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (oa1NA)

15 Wow, the BBC runs propaganda and Hamas can't be trusted to keep a cease-fire.

I'm so not shocked! I'm going to have a heart attack from this lack of shock!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (ZOv7s)

16 >>> George Costanza, a BBC executive funded by a grant from The Human Fund (in turn funded by USAID) emailed me...

Since Seinfeld Show ended he had to do something and wanted to stick with wry farce theatre.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (/lPRQ)

17 What kind of agriculture is this guy ministering over?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (GXB4V)

18 Not only are the mostly immune to lawsuits because they're Leftist-government controlled, but they could also use the successful Maddow defense:

Obama-appointed federal judge, Cynthia Bashant, dismissed the lawsuit on the ground that even Maddow’s own audience understands that her show consists of exaggeration, hyperbole, and pure opinion, and therefore would not assume that such outlandish accusations are factually true even when she uses the language of certainty and truth when presenting them (“literally is paid Russian propaganda”.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (JCZqz)

19 this is the same BBC which ruined the biggest show in the world, Top Gear, because one of the creative geniuses behind the show, Jeremy Clarkson, said something untoward.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (tT6L1)

20 If only there were a way of dealing with Sudeten Arabs.

Posted by: Zombie Edvard Benes at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (dzM2I)

21 Minister of agriculture in Gaza? Right

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:10 PM (mB6WH)

22 >>> 7 Remember folks, we were/are paying for this garbage through usaid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2025 05:08 PM (e5NfL)

Two-Tier Keir will have to make up the gap somehow...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 20, 2025 05:10 PM (Vqx30)

23 This would be like the BBC making a video about how hard WWII made like for one of Goebbel's kids without mentioning it was one of Goebbel's kids.

These people are traitorous scum

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2025 05:10 PM (t0Rmr)

24 Is there much agriculture there?
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

tunnel moss

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2025 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

25 >

I bet they put a smile on Debbie's face.

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2025 05:10 PM (rj6Yv)

26
WHAT

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 20, 2025 05:10 PM (I87yH)

27 - Uh oh.
I sense a great disturbance in the force.
Likely a result of my getting here before the bajillionth comment.
Fear not. The phone is going on the charger so I'll be missing the rest of it.

Posted by: TeeJ at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (ItCQP)

28 Also, to hell with that kid. He'd probably grow up to be another terrorist barbarian anyway.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (lHPJf)

29 > 14 Weren't we funding the BBC, too...

USAID and all that?
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (oa1NA)

Yep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (W5ArC)

30 What? Hamas lied?!!! Next you'll be telling me they jaywalk!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (L/fGl)

31 Europe should pay for more of the useless $hit nobody wants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (bF7Q5)

32 >>Minister of agriculture in Gaza? Right


He sows Evil.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (oa1NA)

33 8 Propaganda is the only thing the BBC does any more.

Sad.
Posted by: Czech Chick

In my experience, Czech Chicks do a LOT of "hands on" work with BBC...

Posted by: Porn Afficionado at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (JCZqz)

34 Now I'm ashamed that I upped my pledge to the Human Fund last week. I didn't even get an adowable Love To the Rescue Blanket.

Posted by: *doffs fez* at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (G5+As)

35 Reuters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:12 PM (bF7Q5)

36 Hamas has a Minister of Agriculture?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (lHPJf)
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I never knew bombs grew on trees.

The things you learn here....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2025 05:12 PM (7fElN)

37 The buses are another exhibit in the case for total war. But even before this, the case for total war was so rock solid that only people who can never be convinced were not. Insisting that people endure decades of this nonsense instead of settling it for good, with a decisive outcome, is not a reasonable moral position.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 20, 2025 05:12 PM (4/BuS)

38 The time for being coy is over. Israel needs to clean house with the strong disinfectant.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 20, 2025 05:12 PM (KSNiI)

39 9 Is there much agriculture there?

somebody, and we're not pointing fingers here, just saying, destroyed our greenhouses.

Posted by: hamas at February 20, 2025 05:12 PM (oY6Yp)

40 Hamas minister of Agriculture seems like it must be a cover for something else, because it appears Hamas depends on UNWAR to feed their "freedom fighters."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

41 What kind of agriculture is this guy ministering over?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (GXB4V)


Probably his only duties are acquiring fertilizers for use in bombs.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (lHPJf)

42 Minister of agriculture in Gaza? Right
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:10 PM (mB6WH)
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You can't make USAID grants out to Hamas' Jew Genocide Committee, so you call it the "Agriculture Ministry."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

43 Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (GXB4V

Home grown terrorism.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (Vvh2V)

44 I'm so not shocked! I'm going to have a heart attack from this lack of shock!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

*runs in with an AED*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (aExPs)

45 >> anuses (anii?)

“ani”, apparently. (Technically “ānī”, but I ain’t searching my keyboard for how to make those weird As and Is every time I reply to Pete Buttigieg on Twitter..)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (GXB4V)

46 Argentina President Milei just came out on CPAC stage with a chainsaw and gave it to Elon

Posted by: Randy Moss at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (V6W16)

47 A.H. Lloyd, Good point.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:14 PM (mB6WH)

48 The current UK TV licence costs 169.50 pounds per year.

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2025 05:14 PM (rj6Yv)

49 Probably his only duties are acquiring fertilizers for use in bombs.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (lHPJf)
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Bingo! Every single humanitarian organization is really a bunch of covert arms merchants.

Hamas has no industrial capacity. How do they get all those rifles, ammunition, rockets, etc.?

In boxes labeled "FOOD AID."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:14 PM (ZOv7s)

50 What does a Minister of Agriculture do in a concentration camp?

Posted by: Fozzy at February 20, 2025 05:14 PM (7PM4P)

51 "...filmmakers/journalists who sit under BBC News CEO Deborah Turness."

That must be uncomfortable.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 20, 2025 05:14 PM (ZmEVT)

52 >> You can't make USAID grants out to Hamas' Jew Genocide Committee

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Fired USAID Employee at February 20, 2025 05:15 PM (GXB4V)

53
the son of Hamas royalty.

They have kings and queens and dukes and stuff?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:15 PM (63Dwl)

54 I wonder if USAID insisted upon it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 20, 2025 05:15 PM (ZmEVT)

55 "A Tree Grows in Gaza"

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2025 05:15 PM (rj6Yv)

56 >> The current UK TV licence costs 169.50 pounds per year.

Ah, a half Abrams.

Posted by: Fired USAID Employee at February 20, 2025 05:16 PM (GXB4V)

57 Hamas royalty??

Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2025 05:16 PM (qm5Wv)

58 They have kings and queens and dukes and stuff?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:15 PM (63Dwl)
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The Arabs? Absolutely. Big into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:16 PM (ZOv7s)

59 The BBC has become a little bitch for the muzzies.
Britain continues to die.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2025 05:16 PM (W/lyH)

60 Premature explosion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2025 05:16 PM (zZu0s)

61 Pretty sure we can get a boat lift going from Gaza to Qatar. You know, because migrants have rights or something.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 20, 2025 05:17 PM (RWbma)

62 *runs in with an AED*
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (aExPs)
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*pushes it away*

Whiskey! I need whiskey! Three fingers of Woodford Reserve, stat!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:17 PM (ZOv7s)

63 Argentina President Milei just came out on CPAC stage with a chainsaw and gave it to Elon
Posted by: Randy Moss at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (V6W16)
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I just pulled it up. That's hilarious!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:17 PM (tT6L1)

64 "How Green Was My Bunker"

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2025 05:17 PM (rj6Yv)

65 > 41 What kind of agriculture is this guy ministering over?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (GXB4V)


Probably his only duties are acquiring fertilizers for use in bombs.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (lHPJf)

Don't forget using pipes donated for irrigation purposes to make really shitty missiles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (W5ArC)

66 The current UK TV licence costs 169.50 pounds per year.

Ah, a half Abrams.
Posted by: Fired USAID Employee at February 20, 2025 05:16 PM (GXB4V)
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They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

67 I saw so.ething recently that Milei got caught up in a crypto currency scam?

Doesn't he know that's a job for fiat currencies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

68 Gage and DeSoto seemed to have like 90% success with the defibrillator. I doubt real world results were that high, especially in 1975.

Posted by: Squad 51 Fan at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (G5+As)

69 BBC.
Boring Bleating Communists?
Bring Back Covens?
Bright Beautiful Codswallop?
Bloody Big Cun..?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (4XwPj)

70 Minister of Agriculture? Wtf do they grow in a city in a desert?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (bHGBC)

71 Is there much agriculture there?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:08 PM (bF7Q5)

There was some while the Israelis ran things. When they left, the intact hyrdoponic farms were looted to make weapons.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (n7h9X)

72 This Milei guy is something special.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (mB6WH)

73 > The current UK TV license costs 169.50 pounds per year.

Don't forget DOGE found that USAID funds were going to the BBC. Americans who don't watch the BBC and who don't live in the UK are also paying for a UK TV license.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (lIio7)

74 What do they grow in Gaza?

Corn? Wheat? Terrorists?

Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (qm5Wv)

75 *runs in with an AED*
Posted by: nurse ratched


*hears Debby Boone singing You Light Up My Life in the background.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (zc1Re)

76 BBC is a front for Qatari-funded terrorism and runs nothing but Hamas propaganda disguised as "news"?

-------------

Similarly, all the leftist cable "news networks" are owned by "entertainment companies" in bed with & controlled by the ChiComms -- because the latter controls access to the largest consumer market.

* Also the America-hating NBA (and WNBA?) have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (YcnDs)

77 > 63 Argentina President Milei just came out on CPAC stage with a chainsaw and gave it to Elon
Posted by: Randy Moss at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (V6W16)
---------------


I like the cut of this guy's jib. Have ever since I first heard about him.

Now if that conservative (for Europe) party can get elected in Germany, and the Brits finally stop coddling the invading horde that's gang-raping their children...



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (W5ArC)

78 I saw so.ething recently that Milei got caught up in a crypto currency scam?

Doesn't he know that's a job for fiat currencies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
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What I want to know is: what's the big reveal at Fort Knox going to be?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)

79 They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)


How much is that in furlongs?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (lHPJf)

80 https://tinyurl.com/pyrvaka7

Grand Mufti ain't happy

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (cPGH3)

81 So Hamas learned from USAID, use crisis actors. He could be head of the DNC like that.

Posted by: long night...lifted at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (2NXcZ)

82 Now if that conservative (for Europe) party can get elected in Germany, and the Brits finally stop coddling the invading horde that's gang-raping their children...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (W5ArC)
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The Brits need to call a general strike and block Whitehall's streets, demanding a snap election. Shut the country down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:21 PM (ZOv7s)

83 I'm sure their apology is very sincere.

ace delivers the shade

Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2025 05:21 PM (yf4Jq)

84 Be honest nurse: can you say you have never used the paddles on a patient, saved their life, then threw your hands up in the air and screamed 'ITS ALIVE!!!!'

And remember, this is for posterity so, be honest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2025 05:21 PM (zZu0s)

85 How much is that in furlongs?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (lHPJf)
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Ten shillings, five bob.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

86 14 Weren't we funding the BBC, too...

USAID and all that?
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2025 05:09 PM (oa1NA)

Yep.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:11 PM (W5ArC)

Only the anti-american parts.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2025 05:22 PM (n7h9X)

87
President Musk is speaking now at CPAP:

https://is.gd/X7I6IU

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:22 PM (pM4iv)

88 They should take Geraldo to Fort Knox.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:22 PM (bF7Q5)

89
Grand Mufti ain't happy

Sharif don't like it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:22 PM (63Dwl)

90 And remember, this is for posterity so, be honest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2025 05:21 PM (zZu0s)
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Remember, if you don't have your health, you don't have anything.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (tT6L1)

91 > They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

Australia too. Likely other former Commonwealth countries.

The AC/DC song "Whole Lotta Rosie" has lines something like this:

Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bones
But you give it all you got
Weighin' in at nineteen stone.


At the risk of introducing math to the blog, 19 stone = 266 pounds.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (W5ArC)

92 *hears Debby Boone singing You Light Up My Life in the background.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2025 05:19 PM (zc1Re)
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Oh man! Oh God, Oh Man!"

Posted by: Ryan O'Neil at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

93
Elon came out on stage with a CHAINSAW!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (pM4iv)

94 How much is that in furlongs?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (lHPJf)
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Ten shillings, five bob.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

Same as in town.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (zZu0s)

95 I'm stunned. The world makes no sense any longer. All the world's colors have faded to ash and the even the singing of the birds is strange and hateful to me now.

---------------

That could be a soldier's letter home being read during Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (YcnDs)

96
President Musk is speaking now at CPAP

Wearing a mask?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

97
Rewind a bit and you'll see AG Blondi & Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (pM4iv)

98 8 furlongs in a mile.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (bF7Q5)

99 Remember, if you don't have your health, you don't have anything.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (tT6L1)

Barkeep! Get this man a drink!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2025 05:24 PM (zZu0s)

100
Elon came out literally wielding a Chainsaw! It wasn't running, though, unfortunately.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:24 PM (pM4iv)

101
You Know Who Else Wielded A Chainsaw at Conventions?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:25 PM (pM4iv)

102 78 I saw so.ething recently that Milei got caught up in a crypto currency scam?

Doesn't he know that's a job for fiat currencies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Nope, Millei had no investments in the crypto currency (Libre or something like that) which crashed and burned. He merely said some nice words about it.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:25 PM (ctrM5)

103 They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

We should make them tellmus their weight in u.s. dollars. For example, a well nourished 29 year old male of the Moron persuasion would be about $270 U.S.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:25 PM (MsrgL)

104 They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

A stone is a fortnight of pounds.

Or 14

Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2025 05:25 PM (n7h9X)

105 They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

What does Emma Watson weigh in stone?

Posted by: davis at February 20, 2025 05:25 PM (nNZSR)

106 Australia too. Likely other former Commonwealth countries.
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Those pussies are still metric.

And disarmed. Losers.

Everyone here realizes that "normalizing" relations with Russia means dropping sanctions, which would include firearms and ammo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (ZOv7s)

107 >> This would be like the BBC making a video about how hard WWII made like for one of Goebbel's kids without mentioning it was one of Goebbel's kids.

Goebbels and his wife poisoned all of their children to death. Horribly evil.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (GXB4V)

108 Seemed like my pulse was slowing down while taking a hot bath, so I tossed in the radio. Perked right up after that. I think Hannity was on.

Posted by: 877-KARS-4-KIDS at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (G5+As)

109 I think it's a brilliant idea for Trump to give $5000 back to Americans from the money recovered by DOGE. He can explain it this way, Democrats gave your money to illegals and I'm giving it back to you. The rest can go to paying off the national debt.

Posted by: Decaf at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (unUNN)

110 Will the bus bombings stop the cease fire negotiations?

Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (yf4Jq)

111 That could be a soldier's letter home being read during Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: ShainS
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Cold Harbor campaign.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (ctrM5)

112
You Know Who Else Wielded A Chainsaw at Conventions?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Wendy O. Williams

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (63Dwl)

113
President Milei, also at CPAP, was, like, WTF?, when Elon was running around with a chainsaw!

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (pM4iv)

114 To be fair, there’s lots of other shitbag terrorists out there. The buses may not be Hamas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (azYEh)

115 > Ten shillings, five bob.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

Six guineas, five half-crowns, two florins, five groats, nine tanner, thruppence ha'penny, gov'ner.

It's hard to believe they managed to run a world-wide mercantile empire given the utterly fucked up monetary system they had.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (W5ArC)

116 Is Elon in Texas?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:27 PM (bF7Q5)

117 A stone is a fortnight of pounds.

Or 14
Posted by: Oldcat at February 20, 2025 05:25 PM (n7h9X)

You don’t hate Europe enough.

Their pints are also all wrong.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:27 PM (GXB4V)

118 What I want to know is: what's the big reveal at Fort Knox going to be?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Some graffitti stating "Goldfinger was here"

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:27 PM (MsrgL)

119 Wendy O. Williams
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (63Dwl)
____________________________

While standing on a moving bus.

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2025 05:27 PM (dIske)

120 That could be a soldier's letter home being read during Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:23 PM (YcnDs)
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Seemed more like Werner Herzog. "Even the birds are miserable. They don't sing but instead scream in pain."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)

121 The Brits need to call a general strike and block Whitehall's streets, demanding a snap election. Shut the country down.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
=====
They need a Cromwell.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (ctrM5)

122 What does Emma Watson weigh in stone?
Posted by: davis

She now tops out at 4 stone.

Posted by: Gneiss Lady at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (G5+As)

123
Seemed like my pulse was slowing down while taking a hot bath, so I tossed in the radio. Perked right up after that. I think Hannity was on.
Posted by: 877-KARS-4-KIDS


Works better with an old tube type radio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (63Dwl)

124 President Musk
......

Sunglasses and a black hat. Making jokes about Fort Knox.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

125 Fort Knox was once used to store opium. I bet it’s still there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (azYEh)

126 “ani”, apparently.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (GXB4V)

Worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (i24o9)

127
What a wacky day.

Meanwhile, on the ISS...

the "commander" is still recovering from Elon calling him a "liar" and a "retard."

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (pM4iv)

128 President Milei, also at CPAP, was, like, WTF?, when Elon was running around with a chainsaw!
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (pM4iv)
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I'm hoping Giorgia Meloni makes an appearance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (tT6L1)

129 >> Six guineas, five half-crowns, two florins, five groats, nine tanner, thruppence ha'penny, gov'ner.

You forgot the farthing.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (GXB4V)

130 Toward the end, Karen Carpenter's weight was measured in pebbles.

Too soon?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (W5ArC)

131 Regarding the foiled explosion attacks in Israel. It tells us that the Arabs in Israel can't be trusted. The way they are going could mean expulsion of all of them but where to? Nobody wants them, certainly not those that are egging them on.

Posted by: Decaf at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (unUNN)

132 And prepare for another shock: Hamas is already attempting to bomb Israeli buses filled with kids and other civilians again:

This is why you do recognize shitholes as states -
Because you formally declare war and kill as many as it takes for the survivors to forever change their religion.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ)

133 105 They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Too easy to confuse with money. I think stone is something like 20 lbs.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (ctrM5)

134
What I want to know is: what's the big reveal at Fort Knox going to be?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Some graffitti stating "Goldfinger was here"
Posted by: BifBewalski


Peace on Earth was all it said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

135 It's hard to believe they managed to run a world-wide mercantile empire given the utterly fucked up monetary system they had.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (W5ArC)
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ACTUALLY, non-decimal systems are more in tune with traditional economies based on actual coinage. Britain rose to be a world power using pounds and shillings, then went away from it and adopted the Euro, which completely wrecked them.

Brexit was too little, too late.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)

136
The AoSHQ Style Guide says it's "The Pedo-Shielding BBC".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2025 05:30 PM (dxSpM)

137 Too easy to confuse with money. I think stone is something like 20 lbs.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (ctrM5)
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Isn't that why they call pounds "quid" or some such nonsense?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:30 PM (ZOv7s)

138 125 Fort Knox was once used to store opium. I bet it’s still there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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And other drugs needed in a post nuclear America.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:30 PM (ctrM5)

139 What I want to know is: what's the big reveal at Fort Knox going to be?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Some graffitti stating "Goldfinger was here"
Posted by: BifBewalski

Quick, somebody sign up Geraldo for the live TV reveal show.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (Q8Bj8)

140 14 pounds per stone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (bF7Q5)

141 I'm hoping Giorgia Meloni makes an appearance.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (tT6L1)

______________________________

I noticed two things the other day about Meloni. She showed up for that emergency summit called by Macron very late. She participated, but refused to comment to press...leaving without saying a word.

She's an ally.

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (dIske)

142

Unfortunately, I think it's too late for the UK. The invaders they have let in have ruined the country.

We were almost to that point before Trump was elected.

Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (3ek7K)

143 I feel dirty now for liking The Detectorists so much.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (dFYuT)

144 Toward the end, Karen Carpenter's weight was measured in pebbles.

Too soon?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (W5ArC)
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Rainy days and Mondays always got her down. Permanently, as it turned out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

145 Be thankful horse races are in furlongs. Cubits would be weird.

Posted by: Ancient Sumerian at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (G5+As)

146 Found in Ft. Knox. I Owe You.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:31 PM (mB6WH)

147 I joined X so I could go read stuff like Elon bashing ISIS commander.
I still can't find anything... need a 12 year old to tutor me, I reckon.

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:32 PM (cPGH3)

148
Very OT, but relaxing. Listening to Pandora radio channel for solo classical piano. This may replace my currated Kidney Thieves channel as a favorite that I default to.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:32 PM (MsrgL)

149 Goebbels and his wife poisoned all of their children to death. Horribly evil.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (GXB4V

That was one of the most disturbing scenes in 'Downfall".
She also had a son from her first marriage, who was in the army at the time.

Posted by: sal at February 20, 2025 05:32 PM (f+FmA)

150 Fort Knox was once used to store opium. I bet it’s still there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (azYEh)
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Along with the fabled 2,000 wartime Harley Davidsons packed in grease.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:32 PM (ZOv7s)

151 Elon came out literally wielding a Chainsaw! It wasn't running, though, unfortunately.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:24 PM (pM4iv)

Better if Patel did.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 20, 2025 05:32 PM (i24o9)

152 If the rape gangs haven't given rise to a modern day Cromwell, nothing will.

Posted by: davis at February 20, 2025 05:33 PM (nNZSR)

153 Cold Harbor campaign.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (ctrM5)

* snort *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:33 PM (lu3sj)

154 Oh, it's a clarification. They had to clarify your stupid Zionist assumption that this was an independently-produced and objective documentary.

------------------

That's what you get when you steal the money from taxpayers and give it to media liars. I believe there are moves to make BBC a subscription media organization, you want it you pay for it. Of course, they can run ads to fund their lies.

Posted by: Decaf at February 20, 2025 05:33 PM (unUNN)

155 Let's face it, England wasn't exactly mineral rich in some regards so they had to make do with what was plentiful when it came to weights and measures.

Hence, the "stone." Heck, that system is probably responsible for the "grain" used to measure the weight of gun powder.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:33 PM (tT6L1)

156 The Post Millennial@TPostMillennial
JD Vance: "I do think that we have had maybe more executive orders than CNN has viewers."

-
That's a lie! Sometimes we get up into four figures!


Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2025 05:33 PM (L/fGl)

157 Seemed more like Werner Herzog. "Even the birds are miserable. They don't sing but instead scream in pain."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:33 PM (lu3sj)

158 I do remember that a guinea was 1 pound, 1 shilling.

That was because guineas were gold... they were originally one pound, but the price of gold went up relative to silver (which was the standard metal for the UK... pounds sterling and all that).

Fancy goods and and services (doctors, art auctions, thoroughbred horses, fine wines, jewelry) were traditionally denominated in guineas.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:33 PM (W5ArC)

159 131 Regarding the foiled explosion attacks in Israel. It tells us that the Arabs in Israel can't be trusted. The way they are going could mean expulsion of all of them but where to?

tanned, rested, and ready

Posted by: penguinistan, formerly known as antarctica at February 20, 2025 05:34 PM (oY6Yp)

160 Goebbels and his wife poisoned all of their children to death. Horribly evil.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:26 PM (GXB4V

That was one of the most disturbing scenes in 'Downfall".
She also had a son from her first marriage, who was in the army at the time.
Posted by: sal at February 20, 2025 05:32 PM (f+FmA)
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The only way to get through "Downfall" without having suicidal ideation is to watch it with other guys drinking beers and trying to be as crass as humanly possible.

Maximal Gen X humor is required.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)

161 46 Argentina President Milei just came out on CPAC stage with a chainsaw and gave it to Elon
Posted by: Randy Moss at February 20, 2025 05:13 PM (V6W16)


Come get some.

Posted by: Ash (Housewares) at February 20, 2025 05:34 PM (gKWVE)

162 Isn't that why they call pounds "quid" or some such nonsense?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

British have been inventive as far as slang goes. Rhyming Cockney is probably the top in non intuitive slang.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:34 PM (ctrM5)

163 Brits are taxed to pay for BBC. Part of it anyway.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:35 PM (mB6WH)

164 Very OT, but relaxing. Listening to Pandora radio channel for solo classical piano. This may replace my currated Kidney Thieves channel as a favorite that I default to.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Weak sauce.

Posted by: E. Power Biggs at February 20, 2025 05:35 PM (G5+As)

165 ooohhh Danny "Cohen"
why am i not surprised?
(puts finger on his nose)

-Zombie Father Coughlin

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 20, 2025 05:35 PM (BHrzb)

166 Insert video of NBC’s Richard Engel running away from ISIS youths chasing him while pelting him with rocks.


What, these fools haven’t yet noticed that terrorists raise their children to be terrorists, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2025 05:35 PM (Hkcdp)

167 137 Isn't that why they call pounds "quid" or some such nonsense?

i thought it was because you traded them pro quo.

Posted by: anachronda at February 20, 2025 05:35 PM (oY6Yp)

168 Can Israel quit kowtowing to the “ world community” and just end end them?

Posted by: RM at February 20, 2025 05:36 PM (n/1Oj)

169 blake,
"Avoirdupois is from Middle English avoir de pois, goods sold by weight, from Old French aveir de peis, literally, goods of weight, from aveir, property, goods (from aveir, to have, from Latin habere,
to have, to hold, to possess property) + de, from (from the Latin) + peis, weight (from Latin pensum, weight).

So yes, grain was the weight of a grain of wheat back in the day.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:36 PM (ctrM5)

170
British have been inventive as far as slang goes. Rhyming Cockney is probably the top in non intuitive slang.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:34 PM (ctrM5)
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Maybe "Quid pro quo?" I give you quid and the quo is goods in return?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 05:36 PM (tT6L1)

171 Elon came out literally wielding a Chainsaw! It wasn't running, though, unfortunately.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:24 PM (pM4iv)

Better if Patel did.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 20, 2025 05:32 PM (i24o9)

------------------

We'll have confirmation that they lurk here if either of them show up in public with a wood chipper.

Although Kash posting that trebuchet photo was probably a tell ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:36 PM (lu3sj)

172
Weak sauce.
Posted by: E. Power Biggs at February 20, 2025 05:35 PM (G5+As)

_________

Jane Parker-Smith >>>> E. Power Biggs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2025 05:36 PM (dxSpM)

173 Off topic, but Trump apparently cut funding to the lawyers supporting illegal alien youth in their bid for green cards. The argument against was that it would hinder due process. Since when do people from other countries who have broken the law by crossing illegally have rights to due process? How do they have any rights under our Constitution? I don't get it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 20, 2025 05:36 PM (K2hug)

174 British have been inventive as far as slang goes. Rhyming Cockney is probably the top in non intuitive slang.
Posted by: whig

When I was 15, I went to Britain. I literally could not understand the customs guy. Another one came over. He said, "E's Cockney".

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:37 PM (cPGH3)

175 I've traded guineas for many of my polo ponies-wops, also.

Posted by: Reginald van Gleason at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (G5+As)

176 >> ACTUALLY, non-decimal systems are more in tune with traditional economies based on actual coinage. Britain rose to be a world power using pounds and shillings, then went away from it and adopted the Euro, which completely wrecked them.

UK never used the Euro. However, they only “decimalised” in the 70s.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (GXB4V)

177 Hamas has a minister of agriculture????

Posted by: From about That Time at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (n4GiU)

178 In Blighty, you can get three slags to the skank.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (9nFRo)

179 tcn, when the Supreme Court said we had to educate their children.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (mB6WH)

180 The Strategic Opium Reserve.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2025 05:39 PM (bF7Q5)

181 Hamas has a minister of agriculture????
Posted by: From about That Time

North Dakota has a forestry department.

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:39 PM (cPGH3)

182 British have been inventive as far as slang goes. Rhyming Cockney is probably the top in non intuitive slang.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2025 05:34 PM (ctrM5)
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Their wartime slang is fascinating. "Oy, drop in the crump hole! Jack Johnson's coming!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

183 And now, the PLO crop report with Yassir Pederat:

The intifada has not affected the Gazan orange crop.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2025 05:39 PM (qwx/I)

184 The big reveal for Ft Knox?

More gold than documented.
They added all the gold found in Iraq!

Just a guess…

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2025 05:39 PM (Hkcdp)

185 When I was 15, I went to Britain. I literally could not understand the customs guy. Another one came over. He said, "E's Cockney".
Posted by: MkY

If he's sick he should stay home!

Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (L/fGl)

186 168 Can Israel quit kowtowing to the “ world community” and just end end them?

Posted by: RM at February 20, 2025 05:36 PM (n/1Oj)

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They should have done so 77 years ago.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (lu3sj)

187 Jane Parker-Smith >>>> E. Power Biggs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Piffle. Experience the Joy of Music!

Posted by: Diane Bish at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (G5+As)

188 Paging Mohammet Mohammet Jihad Jihad.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (0HaGk)

189 What does Hamas grow???

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (Hkcdp)

190 UK never used the Euro. However, they only “decimalised” in the 70s.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (GXB4V)
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Right, they held the line so that George Soros could retain the option to bend them over again.

What a sad, broken people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)

191 179 tcn, when the Supreme Court said we had to educate their children.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (mB6WH)

As I recall, the Constitution on more than one occasion says that these rights are for US Citizens, not a bunch of foreign climbers. I don't understand how anyone with a scintilla of common sense would claim they have rights to our due process or any other legal defense.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (K2hug)

192
Oh it was Milei who brought the chainsaw earlier?
I didn't see that. I thought Elon brought it. But I guess he just picked it up after.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (pM4iv)

193 What does Hamas grow???
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (Hkcdp)
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Corpses.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

194 189 What does Hamas grow???
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (Hkcdp)

Kids, but they blow up so soon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 20, 2025 05:41 PM (K2hug)

195 Hamas can supplement our avocado supply now that Trump has shut out our Mexican channels.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2025 05:41 PM (qwx/I)

196 Shaw
Two countries divided by a common language
Twain
It used to be the Queen's English, but then it became a stock company, and we hold most the shares.

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:41 PM (cPGH3)

197 As I recall, the Constitution on more than one occasion says that these rights are for US Citizens, not a bunch of foreign climbers. I don't understand how anyone with a scintilla of common sense would claim they have rights to our due process or any other legal defense.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (K2hug)
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Obviously you haven't met our Supreme Court justices who can't define what a woman is.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)

198 >>>What does Hamas grow???


Splodey derps.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

199 Pork bellies...I knew it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (qwx/I)

200 For me Scottish is indecipherable.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (0HaGk)

201 Britain rose to be a world power using pounds and shillings, then went away from it and adopted the Euro, which completely wrecked them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)


They never shifted to the Euro.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (mWSu4)

202 For the English, Scottish is undecipherable.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (qwx/I)

203 Orion Samuelson and Max Armstrong used to spend a good half-hour bringing the Farm Report from Gaza.

Posted by: This Week In Agribusiness at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (G5+As)

204 Right then, me old china plates, let's have a butcher's at this lot, all in proper Cockney rhyming slang, yeah?
* Fort Knox Mystery: Folks are wonderin' what's the big secret at Fort Knox, like a right ol' cat and mouse game. Someone reckons it's just "Goldfinger was 'ere" graffitti, a bit of a laugh, innit?
* Wendy O. Williams: Some bloke just shouts "Wendy O. Williams!" No idea what that's about, a real mystery, like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, it is.
* Moving Bus Thoughts: Someone's thinkin' deep thoughts while on a bus, proper deep stuff, like a philosopher on the move, they are.
* Ken Burns & Herzog: A bit of a chinwag about documentaries, Ken Burns and Werner Herzog get a mention, some sayin' it's all doom and gloom, even the birds are screamin', cor blimey!
* Brits on Strike: Talk of the Brits goin' on strike, a real knees-up, demandin' a new election, a proper dust-up, like back in Cromwell's day, they reckon.
* Emma Watson's Weight: Someone's askin' about Emma Watson's weight in stone, a right ol' guessing game, then someone says she's four stone, light as a feather, she is.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (MsrgL)

205

Why did England let the muzzies in? Surely they knew they are pieces of shit. I don't get it.

Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (3ek7K)

206 The bombing from Hezbollah burned out 10 times the acerage of the L.A. fires. Northern Israel was farm and crop growing.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (mB6WH)

207 North Dakota has a forestry department.
Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:39 PM (cPGH3)
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Doesn't South Dakota have honorary admirals? Or is that Nebraska?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

208 Splodey derps.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Ok, who took my pen... gotta write that down here somewhere...

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (cPGH3)

209 AI is useless for political satire

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (MsrgL)

210 Hamas has a minister of agriculture????

Posted by: From about That Time at February 20, 2025 05:38 PM (n4GiU)

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Beets me.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:44 PM (eK932)

211 They never shifted to the Euro.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2025 05:42 PM (mWSu4)
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Slow on the switch there, chief. I already made the correction.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

212 > 205

Why did England let the muzzies in? Surely they knew they are pieces of shit. I don't get it.
Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (3ek7K)

They made the mistake of making it easy for people from their former colonies to get in.

Some (e.g., Hindus) haven't really been much of a problem. Others (e.g., Muslims and Jamaicans) have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:45 PM (W5ArC)

213 Why did England let the muzzies in? Surely they knew they are pieces of shit. I don't get it.

Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (3ek7K)

The Brits have always loved the Arabs. And buggery, so it works out well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2025 05:45 PM (mWSu4)

214 Why did England let the muzzies in? Surely they knew they are pieces of shit. I don't get it.
Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (3ek7K)
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Cheap labor, captured voters.

Same as here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

215 layers and layers of fact checkers....

Posted by: Blanco at February 20, 2025 05:46 PM (MHpW9)

216 205
Why did England let the muzzies in? Surely they knew they are pieces of shit. I don't get it.


My old English landlord about 20 years ago asked the same question. Poor bloke, he's probably gone now.

All the rent had to be paid in cash...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2025 05:46 PM (qwx/I)

217 > The Brits have always loved the Arabs. And buggery, so it works out well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2025 05:45 PM (mWSu4)

Good for the sodomy and lash part, not so much the rum part.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (W5ArC)

218 AI is useless for political satire

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:43 PM (MsrgL)

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Because it's programmed by humorless leftists?

Will be interesting to see if xAI is modeled on Elon's historical sense of humor ...

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (eK932)

219 The UK is incapable supporting a single Army division.

Think about that. Texas could invade and conquer Blighty using its National Guard.

And maybe it should.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

220 Control of James Bond franchise handed to studio that butchered Middle Earth

-
"Bond. James Bond and my pronouns are xe/xis."

Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

221 Right, they held the line so that George Soros could retain the option to bend them over again.

What a sad, broken people.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)

Brexit would have been much harder if they’d been on the Euro. The reason the UK retained the Pound was actually because of Soros: he was able to break the Bank of England due to a proto-Euro currency agreement. The Brits were wary of a currency union after that. History has shown they were right to do that, IMO.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (GXB4V)

222 four seasons, the Brits wanted / needed all that Saudi money
The royal family has always sided with the Arabs. William is a big "palestinian " supporter

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (mB6WH)

223 Wish i knew how to download and use an AI LLM. I'd take the safeties off the political governor, train it up on this blog's comments, and release it into the wild.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (MsrgL)

224
Why did England let the muzzies in? Surely they knew they are pieces of shit. I don't get it.

_______

You'd think colonizing Pakistan would have taught them something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2025 05:48 PM (dxSpM)

225 Gaza will be the new Riviera and the proceeds will help pay down US debt. Trump knows how to run a business. Trump knows how to run a country.

Posted by: Diabeetus at February 20, 2025 05:48 PM (C278+)

226 "Control of James Bond franchise handed to studio that butchered Middle Earth

-
"Bond. James Bond and my pronouns are xe/xis.""


Gosh. I wonder who the villain will be.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2025 05:49 PM (0HaGk)

227 Seemed more like Werner Herzog. "Even the birds are miserable. They don't sing but instead scream in pain."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)


That needs an edit:

"Even the birds are miserable. They do not sing, but instead scream in fear of what the quickening dawn will reveal."

This is a concept that can be extended for a good hundred words, and be used to prefigure additional concepts that can be mined later in the work, each one more dire than the previous.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2025 05:49 PM (D7oie)

228 Why did England let the muzzies in? Surely they knew they are pieces of shit. I don't get it.

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That East German Commie Angela Merkel destroyed Germany -- in more ways than one.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:49 PM (eK932)

229
Thanks all. I have been pondering about that. Figured it was tied to money somehow.

Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:49 PM (3ek7K)

230 I'm reading a WWII book (befitting a man in his 50s) about the Anzio/Cassino campaign. At the time the Brits and the colonies could muster a pretty imposing corps in the field.

I know the Brits' approach in modern war has been "steel, not flesh" but there's gotta be a few Tommies to pull the trigger.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 20, 2025 05:49 PM (qwx/I)

231 "Control of James Bond franchise handed to studio that butchered Middle Earth

-
"Bond. James Bond and my pronouns are xe/xis.""


Gosh. I wonder who the villain will be.
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"Bond. James Bond, and his pronouns are xe/dis."

Posted by: Crusader at February 20, 2025 05:49 PM (TN0g+)

232 224. To take out the UK and please Schwab's one world vision.

Posted by: Darkness lifting at February 20, 2025 05:50 PM (2NXcZ)

233 Hamas has a minister of agriculture????

Posted by: From about That Time

Instead of plows they use explosives.

Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2025 05:50 PM (L/fGl)

234 Have we talked about the black female Jesus in here today?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2025 05:50 PM (0HaGk)

235 I thought Black Female Jesus was yesterday.

Posted by: Scarymary at February 20, 2025 05:50 PM (Q8SAm)

236 The royal family has always sided with the Arabs.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (mB6WH)


Sadly, even QEII was no fan of Israel. She held a grudge because of the King David Hotel bombing (and probably other stuff).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2025 05:50 PM (mWSu4)

237
eleven,

no and let's not, lol

Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (3ek7K)

238 Brexit would have been much harder if they’d been on the Euro. The reason the UK retained the Pound was actually because of Soros: he was able to break the Bank of England due to a proto-Euro currency agreement. The Brits were wary of a currency union after that. History has shown they were right to do that, IMO.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (GXB4V)
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I'm having a bit of fun so playing fast and loose on this, in part because the cause of death was loss of a will to live.

The British elite hate their people, despise their culture, and desperately want anything other than the land they grew up with.

They're arresting people for the crime of *silent prayer* but are fine with their women being raped.

A doomed people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

239 As I recall, the Constitution on more than one occasion says that these rights are for US Citizens, not a bunch of foreign climbers. I don't understand how anyone with a scintilla of common sense would claim they have rights to our due process or any other legal defense.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 20, 2025 05:40 PM (K2hug)
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Obviously you haven't met our Supreme Court justices who can't define what a woman is.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Obviously you are not aware of Article VIII: Penumbras and Emanations. In a Federalist Papers footnote the basis for this article was justified by "this article is where we get to make stuff up and call it constitutional."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (Q8Bj8)

240 Wish i knew how to download and use an AI LLM. I'd take the safeties off the political governor, train it up on this blog's comments, and release it into the wild.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:47 PM (MsrgL)

*bunk*

Posted by: VDH, Connoisseur of Cruelty at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (i24o9)

241 Have we talked about the black female Jesus in here today?
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Are we sure *that* is a female?

Posted by: Crusader at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (TN0g+)

242 Insert video of NBC’s Richard Engel running away from ISIS youths chasing him while pelting him with rocks.

Link, please? I could use the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (SRRAx)

243 Winston Churchill was not fond of Muslims, neither were G.K
Chesterton and C.S. Lewis. Then there was the old movie Four Feathers.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (kTd/k)

244
I know the Brits' approach in modern war has been "steel, not flesh" but there's gotta be a few Tommies to pull the trigger.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Strap a few sepoy to the muzzle of the cannon, and shoot the gunners that don't light the fuse.
- Flashman probably

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 20, 2025 05:51 PM (MsrgL)

245 CBD, I was going to mention that. Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:52 PM (mB6WH)

246 The British elite hate their people, despise their culture, and desperately want anything other than the land they grew up with.

They're arresting people for the crime of *silent prayer* but are fine with their women being raped.

A doomed people.
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Were this a speech you were giving at a live event, I would stand and applaud.

Posted by: Crusader at February 20, 2025 05:52 PM (TN0g+)

247 Trump put in a pep talk call to the USA boys this morning. 2 more hours!

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 20, 2025 05:53 PM (MGB5H)

248 >>Thanks all. I have been pondering about that. Figured it was tied to money somehow.

Same reason we opened our borders and let everyone including Muslims in, this was a coordinated plan by the WEF/UN globalists to erase national borders and install a world government. Money and power.

When it keeps happening over and over it ceases to be a conspiracy theory and just a fact.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2025 05:53 PM (LkLld)

249 In truth, I was thinking of Germany and the Deutschmark.

It's hard to keep fucked up dying European nations straight these days.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:53 PM (ZOv7s)

250 I kind of suspect JRR Tolkien wasn't fond of Muslims.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (kTd/k)

251 "Control of James Bond franchise handed to studio that butchered Middle Earth

-
"Bond. James Bond and my pronouns are xe/xis.""

Gosh. I wonder who the villain will be.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2025 05:49 PM (0HaGk)

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"Central casting? I know we're not supposed to hire straight white alpha-male guys anymore, but we need a big fat orange Hitler-type sporting a golden scalp weasel, STAT!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight AND Dharma at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (xd08e)

252 Were this a speech you were giving at a live event, I would stand and applaud.
Posted by: Crusader at February 20, 2025 05:52 PM (TN0g+)
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Allow me to recommend my newsletter...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

253 District Court Judge Christopher Cooper rules that Trump's mass firings can continue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (W5ArC)

254 Is Starmer meeting with Trump next week? I don't see that going well.

Posted by: Scarymary at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (Q8SAm)

255 Instead of plows they use explosives.
Posted by: CNN at February 20, 2025 05:50 PM (L/fGl)

“How do we harvest the potato crop, Ahmed?”

“Well, you see Mohammed, someone puts on the suicide vest and crawls into the tunnel underneath the field..”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (GXB4V)

256 Insert video of NBC’s Richard Engel running away from ISIS youths chasing him while pelting him with rocks.

Link, please? I could use the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Enjoy.

https://is.gd/r6FCw2

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 20, 2025 05:55 PM (Q8Bj8)

257 So the lawsuit by the federal labor union employees was pretty f'ing brazen:

They claimed the mass firings violated the separation of powers doctrine.

How's that, you may wonder?
By not fully staffing the agencies, the Executive branch is "hobbl[ing] the federal agencies that Congress creates, to which Congress assigns statutory missions, and which Congress funds so that they may accomplish those legislative directives."

Get that?
It's not the Chief Executive, it's the Chief Administrator.

Of course, the judge didn't dismiss their suit because it's fucking bizzaro world, and unconstitutional.
No, he was all "Orange Man Bad and Evil but you have to file your claims in labor relations court."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2025 05:55 PM (NwfFc)

258 Same Brits who do the Ukrainian propaganda.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (VofaG)

259 254 Is Starmer meeting with Trump next week? I don't see that going well.
Posted by: Scarymary at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (Q8SAm)

For Starmer

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (VE6XX)

260 I kind of suspect JRR Tolkien wasn't fond of Muslims.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 20, 2025 05:54 PM (kTd/k)
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The Haradrim used scimitars.

Theoden impaled their king with his lance and then spurred to kill their standard bearer. The rest fled.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

261 The wit and wisdom of Jasmine Crockett.

Extremely Dim Congresswoman Says Trump’s Popularity Is Because Americans Are Not Smart

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

262 There have been tribes and some sort of civil structure in Europe for 2,500 years and they still manage to fuck it up.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (mB6WH)

263 79 They measure human weight in "stone," for some reason. I've never heard a Brit give a weight in pounds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)


How much is that in furlongs?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 20, 2025 05:20 PM (lHPJf)
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First you get the chains ......

Posted by: Ciampino - they're going to put you back in chains at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (KjLnc)

264 No, I don't think it will go well for Starmer.

Posted by: Scarymary at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (Q8SAm)

265 >> It's hard to keep fucked up dying European nations straight these days.

Indeed. I always just say “What is that in real money?” Or “What is that in real miles?” when dealing with Europeans.

If they get lippy, I ask them how many times have they been to the moon? You’ve got to put them in their place.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 05:57 PM (GXB4V)

266 The British elite hate their people, despise their culture, and desperately want anything other than the land they grew up with.

--

I think with rare exception that has always been the case throughout history.

I don't know why. Maybe it's a Brit belief that people have to be born into something, so family lines and heredity become paramount. When a kid grows up in a peerage and has a title, the snobbery comes immediately after.

I mean, the heir to the throne marrying a commoner?!?! How horrible !

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 20, 2025 05:57 PM (4dsHO)

267 No, I don't think it will go well for Starmer.
Posted by: Scarymary at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (Q8SAm)
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Musk should challenge him to a cage match.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

268 Of course, the judge didn't dismiss their suit because it's fucking bizzaro world, and unconstitutional.
No, he was all "Orange Man Bad and Evil but you have to file your claims in labor relations court."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2025 05:55 PM (NwfFc)

Which of course they will

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2025 05:57 PM (VE6XX)

269 BBC Runs Heart-Wrenching "Documentary" About a Young Boy's Struggle to Survive in the Israeli-Made Warzone of Gaza... Without Ever Disclosing This Boy is the Son of Hamas's Minister of Agriculture
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The first tragedy here is that the father and his son are still alive.

The second tragedy is that the BBC film crew is, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2025 05:57 PM (BI5O2)

270
What does Hamas grow???

Tiresome

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2025 05:58 PM (63Dwl)

271 https://is.gd/r6FCw2

"Reintegration has been a real problem."
Heh
Ya think?

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 05:58 PM (cPGH3)

272
WitchDoctor,

They are so obsessed with classism. (is that a word?)

Posted by: four seasons at February 20, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)

273
No, I don't think it will go well for Starmer.
Posted by: Scarymary at February 20, 2025 05:56 PM (Q8SAm)

________

"Can you get me a Diet Coke, please? Oh, you're the Prime Minister. Sorry."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2025 05:58 PM (dxSpM)

274 >> It's hard to keep fucked up dying European nations straight these days.

Because they are all doing the same thing and they are all against nationalism and Trump.

Not a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2025 05:58 PM (LkLld)

275 I know Trump putting Starmer in a full Nelson is too much to ask, but how 'bout a wedgie?


Purple Nurple?

Indian burn, mebbe?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (0HaGk)

276 "Control of James Bond franchise handed to studio that butchered Middle Earth


Well...to be fair, villain Sauron's headquarters is a volcano.

I smell crossover!!!!

"From Rohirrim With Love"

Make it so Amazon!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (iJfKG)

277 know Trump putting Starmer in a full Nelson is too much to ask, but how 'bout a wedgie?


Purple Nurple?

Indian burn, mebbe?
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (0HaGk)

I vote atomic wedgie and a swirlie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (MGB5H)

278 I think with rare exception that has always been the case throughout history.

I don't know why. Maybe it's a Brit belief that people have to be born into something, so family lines and heredity become paramount. When a kid grows up in a peerage and has a title, the snobbery comes immediately after.

I mean, the heir to the throne marrying a commoner?!?! How horrible !
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 20, 2025 05:57 PM (4dsHO)
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No, it wasn't. The old nobility understood its obligations and sent its sons to die for king and country. As for marrying commoners, Edward IV famously married the daughter of a mere knight, Elizabeth Woodville. Henry VIII was very egalitarian in his marriage choices.

No, this contempt for the English people is new.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

279 I'm thinking more like the Black Mirror episode with the Prime Minister and the pig.

Posted by: Scarymary at February 20, 2025 06:00 PM (Q8SAm)

280 They are so obsessed with classism. (is that a word?)

Posted by: four seasons

If not then it should be!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 20, 2025 06:00 PM (4dsHO)

281 There is a reason the colonists with balls and brains wanted to rid themselves of Brit rule.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2025 06:00 PM (VofaG)

282 256 Insert video of NBC’s Richard Engel running away from ISIS youths chasing him while pelting him with rocks.

Link, please? I could use the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Enjoy.

https://is.gd/r6FCw2
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 20, 2025 05:55 PM (Q8Bj


I love it - thank you!!! (Funny how the reporter says they were expecting that sort of behavior)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 20, 2025 06:00 PM (SRRAx)

283 I mean, the heir to the throne marrying a commoner?!?! How horrible !
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 20, 2025 05:57 PM (4dsHO)

Their greatest Prime Minister was a commoner. The bien pensants in the UK establishment *hated* him, and still hate him to this day.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 20, 2025 06:01 PM (GXB4V)

284
Because they are all doing the same thing and they are all against nationalism and Trump.

__________

Before the Muzzies behead them, their last words will be something insulting about Americans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2025 06:01 PM (dxSpM)

285 For centuries every country besides America has been ruled by kings and queens. and if you were born a serf, you died a serf.

America changed that, and Europe especially hates us for it. Kings and queens have a divine right, damn it!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2025 06:01 PM (CHHv1)

286 No, it wasn't. The old nobility understood its obligations and sent its sons to die for king and country. As for marrying commoners, Edward IV famously married the daughter of a mere knight, Elizabeth Woodville. Henry VIII was very egalitarian in his marriage choices.

No, this contempt for the English people is new.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)
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I believe, on a percentage basis, the British upper classes lost more men in WWI than the commoners.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

287 Chief Counsel for the ATF: fired.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 06:02 PM (W5ArC)

288 >>> Is there much agriculture there?
Posted by: Boss Moss

>They grow figs on Joe Biden’s billion dollar floating dock.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at February 20, 2025 06:02 PM (rSBfY)

289 No, he was all "Orange Man Bad and Evil but you have to file your claims in labor relations court."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2025 05:55 PM (NwfFc)

Which of course they will
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Yup.
And the left will be cheering that injunction.
Because an Administrative Law Judge--the traffic-court judges of the federal courts--having the power to enjoin the President is clearly spelled out in the "We Make Shit up as We go Along" Clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2025 06:02 PM (NwfFc)

290 Got the main thing I wanted today: Kash Patel as head of the FIB.

I guess the FIB clued the Dems that they think they are set with the incinerators, for now.

Now, it's only a matter of time on whether I swap the I and B around in FIB.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

291 Chief Counsel for the ATF: fired.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 06:02 PM (W5ArC)

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 20, 2025 06:02 PM (i24o9)

292 Nood
Head of ATF apparently fired and escorted out?

If true, it's getting girthy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 20, 2025 06:03 PM (xcxpd)

293 I just told Sheldon Whitehouse via X that the day is coming when he will die entirely alone shrieking in pain and fear as demons drag his withered soul down to hell.
Not appropriate for a member of the Horde I know.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 20, 2025 06:03 PM (kTd/k)

294 Perhaps Musk is right. We need a new area to colonize.
The Old World didn't send their "best" to the New World. They were the second and third sons... men who had no future except what the made for themselves.
They did what was thought couldn't be done.
Think about who will go on those expeditions to the stars... it ain't the guys born with silver spoons in their mouths.

Posted by: MkY at February 20, 2025 06:03 PM (cPGH3)

295 The Haradrim used scimitars.

Theoden impaled their king with his lance and then spurred to kill their standard bearer. The rest fled.

Hadrian the Seventh used dogs. Don't ask.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 20, 2025 06:03 PM (Q8Bj8)

296

noooodododododddood

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 20, 2025 06:03 PM (pM4iv)

297 Ooops
Oopsie
So sorry old chap we shan’t do this again.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 20, 2025 06:04 PM (NZP7v)

298 "From Rohirrim With Love"

Posted by: naturalfake at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (iJfKG)

"Silmarils Are Forever"
"The Elf Who Loved Me"
"Orctopussy".



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2025 06:04 PM (W5ArC)

299 Why does any country even issue visas to Western journalists?

We're stuck with these fucking swine. Nobody else is. If I were the president of Tanganyika or wherever, I'd have them tied to heavy rocks and rolled into a river, before I issued them paperwork .

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2025 06:04 PM (BI5O2)

300 Is it safe ton assume that there are no live hostages left?

Posted by: pawn at February 20, 2025 06:04 PM (QB+5g)

301 I believe, on a percentage basis, the British upper classes lost more men in WWI than the commoners.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 20, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

They had or have a weird sense of warrior honor. Not as bad as the Japanese but unique in its own way. Just imo of course .

I think in a fictional simplistic example, Bridge Over River Kwai kind of shows what I mean .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2025 06:05 PM (VofaG)

302 Biologists! Biologists everywhere you look!

First Openly Gay Federal Judge Threatens to Block Executive Order on Transgender Troops, Claims Two Genders “Not Biologically Correct”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 20, 2025 06:06 PM (L/fGl)

303 No, it wasn't. The old nobility understood its obligations and sent its sons to die for king and country. As for marrying commoners, Edward IV famously married the daughter of a mere knight, Elizabeth Woodville. Henry VIII was very egalitarian in his marriage choices.

No, this contempt for the English people is new.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

--

I may have a bias in that my belief that a hereditary monarchy is itself a form of insult against the commoners. So there's that anyway.

And I firmly believe that if not outright hate, there did and does exist a very significant disdain for the Just Plain Folk with pretty deep roots. My read of their history, and really history of other nations, gives me the opinion that the opinion of the elite has baselined to "the common people just don't matter."

Reasonable people can disagree of course.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 20, 2025 06:06 PM (4dsHO)

304 Prima Nocta !!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2025 06:09 PM (VofaG)

305

Checked twitter, they aren't exactly publicizing their apology.

Amazing.

If you take what's happened to the UK as a whole, it's pretty apparent where they are now in terms of who runs the country.

It's not white guys.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 20, 2025 06:09 PM (et1vG)

306 My proposal for Israel plans for Gaza: Along with the Philadelphia corridor create the Pittsburgh corridor, the Harrisburg Corridor, the Buffalo Corridor, the Rochester Corridor, the Syracuse Corridor, the Ithica Corridor, the Schenectady Corridor, the Albany Corridor, the Phoenix Corridor, the Tucson Corridor,the Manila Corridor and then think up names for any more corridors until there's only room for corridors off the coast of Gaza and the put in the Mediterranean Corridor.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 20, 2025 06:10 PM (AJ+HC)

307 113
President Milei, also at CPAP, was, like, WTF?, when Elon was running around with a chainsaw!

That's funny, video I saw Milei presented to Elon a very tricked out chainsaw so no WTF involved.

Posted by: extybeebeachbum at February 20, 2025 06:13 PM (Hv7zB)

308 Oh, another part of my probable bias.

If you were Catholic under Henry VIII, well, R.I.P.

And under Mary, if you were Protestant, well, R.I.P.

All of that because Henry wanted to divorce Catherine and the Pope wouldn't countenance it.

I take the point that there have been exceptions of course. Maybe we just disagree on the scope of those exceptions, or if those are even exceptions.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 20, 2025 06:14 PM (4dsHO)

309 Doesn't South Dakota have honorary admirals? Or is that Nebraska?

Nebraska does- My dad was one

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2025 06:21 PM (iNp3L)

310 Prima Nocta !!!
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



The problem is now, the king would want to sleep with the groom, not the bride.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2025 06:23 PM (zc1Re)

311 Wow. Israel is claiming that the remains returned by Hamas are not the remains of the two little boys.

Frigging animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2025 06:32 PM (LkLld)

312 I see that that leftists rag People is starting big Sob Story for the Madendez Brothers

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 21, 2025 05:05 PM (wGqjj)

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