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Howdy Ace!
Posted by: Doof at February 07, 2025 07:46 PM (RFPHU) 2
NOOD duties performed
Posted by: Doof at February 07, 2025 07:46 PM (RFPHU) 3
Girths content.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 07:47 PM (2sg1c) 4
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2025 07:48 PM (fwDg9) 5
You can tell if that guy laid there much longer, he would have been sexually assaulted by those sea otters.
Good thing he got up. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 07:49 PM (2sg1c) 6
I never smoked so many cigarettes in my life after all the winning this week
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 07, 2025 07:50 PM (HYKHz) 7
Speaking of stupid super bowl ads, have You People seen this fucking idiocy?!?? https://is.gd/CjaIGD Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 07:51 PM (YaT2J) 8
Those nasty evil aggressive river otters are
Going to eat that guy's face off. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2025 07:52 PM (M6PPV) 9
It’s been a while since I watched football
So who’s playing in the Super Bowl, the LA Lakers and the Red Sox? How many golf holes will there be? Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 07, 2025 07:52 PM (HYKHz) 10
Some of those secret doors are genius
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2025 07:52 PM (fwDg9) 11
What has DOGE cut so far?
DOGE has claimed more than $1 billion per day in spending cuts, though it hasn't provided a detailed breakdown https://tinyurl.com/4s9rbrsp (Fox News) $365 billion a year is a good start if that's accurate. I'm so glad DOGE has turned out to have some teeth to get things done. We were led to believe it was just going to be a commission investigating spending and then issuing a report in 2026. Done on purpose as misdirection, perhaps? It worked! Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 07, 2025 07:52 PM (6ydKt) 12
You can tell if that guy laid there much longer, he would have been sexually assaulted by those sea otters.
Good thing he got up. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 07:49 PM (2sg1c) You should have seen what happened to the otter guy. Posted by: mrp at February 07, 2025 07:53 PM (rj6Yv) 13
Another week in paradise USA.
Posted by: RI Red at February 07, 2025 07:53 PM (xA/Gm) 14
btw, I have long suspected the AD COUNCIL of being a left-wing grift. You know, the tv ads often with hollywood celeries puking up The Message. Well, I'll bet my house (and my left nut) the Ad Council gets 99% of its funding via NGO via USAID. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 07:53 PM (YaT2J) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2025 07:54 PM (63Dwl) 16
>It's unclear how the Dicknose Antelope got its name. Some say the term "dicknose" might be derived from an Old Dutch word meaning "cockschnozz."
--- Fun Fact: Gen Chuck Yeager's wife's maiden name was Dickhouse Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2025 07:55 PM (AOsQT) 17
Some of those secret doors are genius
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2025 07:52 PM (fwDg9) ---- Even the Elves from D&D might be fooled... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2025 07:55 PM (BpYfr) 18
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Speaking of stupid super bowl ads, have You People seen this fucking idiocy?!?? https://is.gd/CjaIGD Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 07:51 PM (YaT2J) -- -- Why does it look AI-generated? Strange. I'm so tired of being lectured to by Ray-Bans. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 07, 2025 07:55 PM (6ydKt) 19
heh Otter from Animal playing with his kids..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 07, 2025 07:55 PM (jQ+5q) 20
So who’s playing in the Super Bowl, the LA Lakers and the Red Sox?
PHL v KC If Andy Reid is still KC coach, he’ll be facing off against his old team Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (WHicP) 21
Recent pics of Tay Tay show her getting matronly broad in the beam. How's that going to play with the kids?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ Earlier this season, Taylor said she would attend any games in "Trump" states, which I assumed meant states that voted for Trump. Problem: Her boyfriend plays for a franchise in a state that...Trump won. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (b294k) 22
House
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (jQ+5q) 23
The one from India should have been number 1.
Great hang time and after the bad guy stuck the landing, the minivan driver made sure to "drive" the point home. Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (elaR+) 24
Hey Nurse!! The name of my neighborhood is "Otter Creek".
I didn't know there were such things as Creek Otters. Go figure. Also - I am simply astounded at the fuckery being undone by PDJT. His savagery and violent execution are off the charts. the man is amazing. Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (WXNFJ) 25
GO EGLAES!
Posted by: Case at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (xcRXq) 26
Usdebtclock.org now has a DOGE counter up. They are at $69B now. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 07:57 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 07:57 PM (ZOv7s) 28
Well that balloon rope walk was make it or die
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2025 07:58 PM (fwDg9) 29
Usdebtclock.org now has a DOGE counter up. They are at $69B now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 07:57 PM (w6EFb) --- LOL, I remember how Dems used to do that vs Republicans and then dropped it when they were in power. Obama railing against Dubya's deficits only to bugger the snot out of them when he was in charge. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 07:58 PM (ZOv7s) 30
Fun Fact:
Gen Chuck Yeager's wife's maiden name was Dickhouse Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2025 07:55 PM (AOsQT) -- Ahem, that's Glamorous Glennis to you, pal. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 07:59 PM (ZOv7s) 31
See Mike Benz. Uncovered USAID funding of the coup in Bangladesh. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 07:59 PM (w6EFb) 32
Fun Fact:
Gen Chuck Yeager's wife's maiden name was Dickhouse Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2025 07:55 PM (AOsQT) There's incentive to get married. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:00 PM (n7h9X) 33
Problem: Her boyfriend plays for a franchise in a state that...Trump won.
And the championship game will be held in another Trump state. She’s distracted now, being all caught up in the Blake Lively mess Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2025 08:00 PM (WHicP) 34
It's unclear how the Dicknose Antelope got its name. Some say the term "dicknose" might be derived from an Old Dutch word meaning "cockschnozz."
______ Alternative translation: Donkey Schlong. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2025 08:00 PM (1bNHn) 35
Earlier this season, Taylor said she would attend any games in "Trump" states, which I assumed meant states that voted for Trump.
Problem: Her boyfriend plays for a franchise in a state that...Trump won. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (b294k) --- Tay-Tay is seriously used goods. Only a football player or a soldier would test that snizz. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (ZOv7s) 36
... that slackline walk ... just ... no, just can't even ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (KaBJL) 37
CAFE OLE OLE
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (J5RCE) 38
See Mike Benz. Uncovered USAID funding of the coup in Bangladesh. Posted by: publius But the twitter & youtube bots tell me that's the "effective" "soft power" in use! Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (YaT2J) 39
So who’s playing in the Super Bowl, the LA Lakers and the Red Sox?
-------------------- Manchester United v Yaneck Schwaller Swiss Curling Team. Please try to keep up. Posted by: DaisyB at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (AbL8c) 40
Ace, will you marry me?
Posted by: Tay Tay at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (mH6SG) 41
There's incentive to get married.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:00 PM (n7h9X) --- Mr. Dickhouse must have been quite the catch, then. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (ZOv7s) 42
DOGE has announced it has reduced NFL games to three quarters and seven players per side.
This will save untold billions. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:02 PM (n7h9X) 43
It sounds like USAID was the CIA's personal State Department. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:02 PM (YaT2J) 44
THe IRI, John McCain's little foreign messing around slush fund was big in that Bangladesh coup. The queered and transed. This is their way of destabilizing governments. Stir up the trannies and queers. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:02 PM (w6EFb) 45
See Mike Benz. Uncovered USAID funding of the coup in Bangladesh.
Posted by: publius But the twitter & youtube bots tell me that's the "effective" "soft power" in use! Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (YaT2J) The Neocons sure have taken over the foreign policy wing for the old hippies. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:03 PM (n7h9X) 46
USAID has funded so many coups, they call it the Hen House.
Posted by: DaisyB at February 07, 2025 08:03 PM (AbL8c) Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at February 07, 2025 08:03 PM (YaT2J) 48
My favorite part about the Super Bowl is you can go food shopping and have the whole store to yourself!
(During the game) Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2025 08:04 PM (WHicP) 49
That reminds me, we need to see if Taylor Lorenz was in on this USAID gravy train. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:04 PM (w6EFb) 50
Not really invested in the Super Bowl, but our Boy Scout troop is having our yearly chili sale this weekend. We make about 450 quarts of Chili tomorrow and will sell it all day Sunday at our church. We have sold out Two years in a row. I am hoping for a third year sell out.
Anyway for those watching "Go Team". Posted by: Picric at February 07, 2025 08:04 PM (HzuMl) 51
But the twitter & youtube bots tell me that's the "effective" "soft power" in use!
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:01 PM (YaT2J) --- Why do liberals keep trying to sell this notion that "soft" can be a form of power? Is this like "limp dick mojo" or something? "Aktually, soft power is more effective than hard power because hard power is really hard to, um, sustain or event get up." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:05 PM (ZOv7s) 52
More breaking the ice away is safe to watch, there are no mephitic penguins to spoil it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2025 08:05 PM (a3Q+t) 53
42 DOGE has announced it has reduced NFL games to three quarters and seven players per side.
This will save untold billions. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:02 PM (n7h9X And Taylor Swift to bra and panties. Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2025 08:05 PM (LHPAg) 54
I’m an idea guy so here are my ideas:
1) a year long Kennedy Center tribute to Hee Haw 2) a $250 bill to commemorate our founding for next year. Three series, McKinley, Coolidge, Reagan. Distributed by dropping them from blimps during the 4th of July parades. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2025 08:06 PM (Vh9CX) 55
Fun Fact: The Kansas City Chiefs won their first Super Bowl in New Orleans - Tulane Stadium SB IV, 1969 QB Len Dawson, MVP Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2025 08:06 PM (AOsQT) 56
I haven't watched a Super Bowl since Clinton was in office.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 08:06 PM (2sg1c) 57
Why do liberals keep trying to sell this notion that "soft" can be a form of power?
Is this like "limp dick mojo" or something? "Aktually, soft power is more effective than hard power because hard power is really hard to, um, sustain or event get up." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:05 PM (ZOv7s) its subversion and infiltration. It's their best tactic if their victim isn't fighting back. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:06 PM (n7h9X) Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2025 08:07 PM (a3Q+t) 59
Isn't it interesting that "soft power" became a thing when guys like Bill Kristol started reaching the point where the viagra wasn't working?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:07 PM (ZOv7s) 60
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Why is everyone here so obsessed with me?! Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at February 07, 2025 08:03 PM (YaT2J) We respect our elders. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 08:07 PM (2sg1c) 61
Just saw DataRepublican mention a new idea she has. Tracing the connections of the people involved in this giant NGO/DAF money laundering scheme is the most difficult thing. Just imagine you're tracing the money flow for something, and you have all these cut-out outfits, with various people listed as the principal officers. Now, find out how they're connected. She's thinking of doing something like downloading the whole Wikipedia and other sources, and then building connection trees from that..... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:07 PM (w6EFb) 62
It's true, that Beluga whale did pick the cutest guy. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 07, 2025 08:08 PM (T3es0) 63
Why is everyone here so obsessed with me?!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz I don't care about you. If I have to hear anything from you, I would be satisfied with your death rattle. Frankly, I wouldn't care if I missed it as long as you shuffled off this mortal coil. Worms gotta eat too. Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at February 07, 2025 08:08 PM (elaR+) 64
Wonderful Café, Ace. Thank you!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2025 08:08 PM (a3Q+t) 65
its subversion and infiltration. It's their best tactic if their victim isn't fighting back.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:06 PM (n7h9X) --- Sort of an international version of hitting your victim with ether. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:09 PM (ZOv7s) 66
64 Wonderful Café, Ace. Thank you!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2025 08:08 PM (a3Q+t Careful now, he will get a big head. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 08:09 PM (2sg1c) 67
I haven't watched a Super Bowl since Clinton was in office.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 08:06 PM (2sg1c) --- I'm a Lions fan, so I haven't watched the NFL in years. Except the Lions are no longer a byword for failure, but I still don't care. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:10 PM (ZOv7s) 68
Isn't it interesting that "soft power" became a thing when guys like Bill Kristol started reaching the point where the viagra wasn't working?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:07 PM (ZOv7s) Or the time the real Cold War politicos had retired and couldn't tell them their plans were retarded. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:10 PM (n7h9X) 69
I would watch the Superbowl if the Lions made it there. Not gonna lie.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:10 PM (ZOv7s) 70
She's thinking of doing something like downloading the whole Wikipedia and other sources, and then building connection trees from that.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:07 PM (w6EFb) She could just have DOGE email them their tree. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:11 PM (n7h9X) 71
Asmongold tackles the topic of the DOGE employee "Big Balls" being fired for past provocative tweets and then re-hired by Elon after he put the kid's employment status up for a vote on X.
https://youtu.be/ZpaXbkxR2lc Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 07, 2025 08:11 PM (6ydKt) 72
Or the time the real Cold War politicos had retired and couldn't tell them their plans were retarded.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:10 PM (n7h9X) --- Retarded and gay. Why did they try to make everything gay? Rainbow flag in Kabul??! Are you trying to lose the war? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:11 PM (ZOv7s) 73
I've seen 'rons imitate the behaviors of those saiga antelopes at a MoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (2sg1c) 75
DOGE had the "US AID" letters (signage) REFUCKINGMOVED from the building! LOL. There is No More "usaid." It is Gone. Forever. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (YaT2J) 76
Asmongold tackles the topic of the DOGE employee "Big Balls" being fired for past provocative tweets and then re-hired by Elon after he put the kid's employment status up for a vote on X.
https://youtu.be/ZpaXbkxR2lc Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 07, 2025 08:11 PM (6ydKt) too bad all those leftists quit X for wherever they are now. Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (n7h9X) 77
These connections are good for finding out things like, oh, this idiot on the board of this NGO getting the big salary is actually Lindsey Graham's cousin. That's one thing. The other is oh, the guy on the "Sweetness and Light Initiative" is the ex-chief of staff of this CIA official. You know , very interesting stuff like that. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (w6EFb) 78
Careful now, he will get a big head.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 08:09 PM (2sg1c) --- Ace's schadenboner has produced eclipses across two continents. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (ZOv7s) 79
Why is everyone here so obsessed with me?!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at February 07, 2025 08:03 PM (YaT2J) You're just that young and sexy, sweetie. Posted by: Thutmose II at February 07, 2025 08:13 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:13 PM (YaT2J) 81
Just saw DataRepublican mention a new idea she has. ...
Just imagine you're tracing the money flow for something, and you have all these cut-out outfits, with various people listed as the principal officers. Now, find out how they're connected. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:07 PM (w6EFb) Geez. I give all of my subscription budget to Ace, but I might have to carve some out for Data Republican. She does good work. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 07, 2025 08:14 PM (OX9vb) 82
I've had a schadenboner for a week.
I may not make it 4 years at this rate. Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at February 07, 2025 08:14 PM (elaR+) 83
Last football game watched until this year was Eagles last , even then only had last 2 playoffs on as background with no sound
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (fwDg9) 84
My brother passed away in his sleep on Wednesday. He's to be buried in Texas next week. That means crossing a state line.
Guess who gets to "Identify the body" before transit to prove we're burying the right person? What a great weekend. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (b294k) 85
What's So Fucked Up about today's Democrat party stunt is that maxine fucking waters was the Ring Leader!! She took "lead" in this op. That's how rudderless the D's are. btw, PDT called maxine waters a "low life" today. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (YaT2J) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:16 PM (YaT2J) 87
Is that slackline walk even real? Would someone really risk their life in THAT manner (as opposed to all of the other ways to risk a life rope-walking)?
Posted by: Crusader at February 07, 2025 08:16 PM (azSra) 88
84 My brother passed away in his sleep on Wednesday. He's to be buried in Texas next week. That means crossing a state line.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (b294k) Oh, Blutarski. My condolences, and prayers for your family. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 07, 2025 08:17 PM (OX9vb) 89
71 Asmongold tackles the topic of the DOGE employee "Big Balls" being fired for past provocative tweets and then re-hired by Elon after he put the kid's employment status up for a vote on X.
https://youtu.be/ZpaXbkxR2lc Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 07, 2025 08:11 PM (6ydKt This is the most amazing thing. Our country has bounced back. Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2025 08:17 PM (LHPAg) 90
Last football game I watched was the Patriots/Seahawks super bowl when they didn't run Lynch at the goal line and got intercepted instead.
Kinda hard to top something that retarded. Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2025 08:17 PM (i0F8b) 91
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM
So very sorry to hear that. Hang in there. Prayers up. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2025 08:19 PM (mH6SG) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:19 PM (YaT2J) 93
Well, I'll bet my house (and my left nut) the Ad Council gets 99% of its funding via NGO via USAID.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 07:53 PM (YaT2J) They spread almost exclusively Globohomo propaganda, so I’d say yeah. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 07, 2025 08:20 PM (l3YAf) 94
Thanks to all for the condolences. I was really just upset with the stupid bureaucracy that determine such things.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:20 PM (b294k) 95
Kinda hard to top something that retarded.
Posted by: davidt Sometimes ya just gotta bust a MOVE. Posted by: Wilson Goode at February 07, 2025 08:21 PM (KAi1n) 96
That last inman link that Ace warned about... how do you watch it? Coming up with "this page doesn't exist" which frequently happens with Inman links.
Some of you have technical guru knowledge to make it visible though. Posted by: SimoHayha at February 07, 2025 08:21 PM (yf7Pm) 97
Ace's schadenboner has produced eclipses across two continents.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (ZOv7s) --- It *was* a little darker than usual today... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2025 08:21 PM (BpYfr) 98
As I said: Democrats desperately want things to return to 2020. If they push this bird flu bullshit too far, I'm going to [censored] in all their [censored] and make their [censored] for generations to come. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:21 PM (YaT2J) 99
Prayers for you and your family, Blutarski
Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2025 08:22 PM (9XPe8) 100
Hardee's has a 4 for $10 deal on double cheeseburgers this weekend for the Super Bowl.
In case you want to block the blood flow to your heart. Posted by: jsg at February 07, 2025 08:22 PM (Fg0Nr) 101
Tucker's nicotine company is crushing it, apparently.
The rise of ALP is underway. I've used those nicotine pouches in the past. They do mess with your gums pretty bad. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 08:22 PM (2sg1c) 102
97 Ace's schadenboner has produced eclipses across two continents.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2025 08:12 PM (ZOv7s) there's a furry Ace schmuck on the sun today Posted by: gKWVE at February 07, 2025 08:23 PM (gKWVE) 103
My B-I-L passed away in his sleep in November, quite unexpectedly. The shock of it all still remains.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2025 08:23 PM (mH6SG) 104
Dicknose penguins were wiped out in the early 19th century, when their gayly colored oddly shaped beaks were prized by the Germans as talismans. Typically worn on the belt, these "Dicknasen-Pinguin-Schnabels" were said to ward off evil spirits, bad luck, and venereal diseases.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 07, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F) 105
Is that slackline walk even real? Would someone really risk their life in THAT manner (as opposed to all of the other ways to risk a life rope-walking)? Posted by: Crusader He was tethered to the tight-rope, but even if he fell it would be a bitch to get back in a basket. Stupid stunt to do. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:24 PM (YaT2J) 106
Willowed
hCheck this out https://x.com/nettermike/status/ 1887886403993780352 Posted by: Don Black ======= If I recall correctly, there is nothing in the constitution that says I cannot stove her skull in with a rock. Some things are just understood. Posted by: From about That Time at February 07, 2025 08:26 PM (4780s) 107
Well, I'll bet my house (and my left nut) the Ad Council gets 99% of its funding via NGO via USAID.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 07:53 PM (YaT2J) If I have to hear that English bint say "I am a trusted space!" one more time.... Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2025 08:26 PM (9XPe8) 108
I hope, when it's my time to go, it's in my sleep. What a blessing that would be.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 07, 2025 08:26 PM (OX9vb) 109
https://mustreadalaska.com/
plane-wreckage-found-on-norton-sound-ice/ Take out the space. Three bodies found, no idea where the other six might be. For those following the crash. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 07, 2025 08:27 PM (BW+Gb) 110
Blutarski - ugh. Big Bro hugs. That's awful news.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 08:27 PM (WXNFJ) 111
Made pea soup for dinner. Pea soup is good
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2025 08:28 PM (D7oie) 112
Hello cafe friends! I swear Ace and I have the same x feed…this may be a very frightening thought for him.
Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2025 08:28 PM (pZEOD) 113
Wait... I was always a Lincoln Logs guy, but if Lego is anti-LGBT, I'm ready for more colorful construction materials.
Sieg, Tile! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2025 08:28 PM (0l8OY) 114
From Wiki: "On its website the Ad Council states that "general operating contributions from more than 375 individuals, corporations, foundations, and constituent organizations are the Ad Council's principal source of funding."
Well THAT's pretty clear. You can't ask for more transparency than that. Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 08:29 PM (WXNFJ) 115
84 My brother passed away in his sleep on Wednesday. He's to be buried in Texas next week. That means crossing a state line.
Guess who gets to "Identify the body" before transit to prove we're burying the right person? What a great weekend. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (b294k) Not sure of the correct response to this, but "fucking hell" seems apt. I'm so sorry, but if I was gonna go, in my sleep would be the right way. May you feel His peace. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 07, 2025 08:30 PM (BW+Gb) 116
50 Not really invested in the Super Bowl, but our Boy Scout troop is having our yearly chili sale this weekend. We make about 450 quarts of Chili tomorrow and will sell it all day Sunday at our church. We have sold out Two years in a row. I am hoping for a third year sell out.
Anyway for those watching "Go Team". Posted by: Picric Whoa! 450 Quarts of Chili! That takes what-250 lbs. of carrots? Posted by: Root Causes at February 07, 2025 08:30 PM (G5+As) 117
NIH has announced some "bold" moves. They are reducing "overhead" fees they allow on their grants to 15% (still too much). It has been as high as 60%. Or higher. They know they are about to get DOGEd. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:30 PM (w6EFb) 118
My brother passed away in his sleep on Wednesday. He's to be buried in Texas next week. That means crossing a state line.
Guess who gets to "Identify the body" before transit to prove we're burying the right person? What a great weekend. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (b294k) ===== I had to do that for my dad. May his memory be a blessing. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2025 08:31 PM (RIvkX) 119
Blutarski, I am so very sorry. I will pray for comfort and strength, your heart must be heavy right now.
Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2025 08:31 PM (pZEOD) 120
See Elon's twitter feed. He posted a letter he got from the USA attorney looking into the DOGE attacks. Dear Steve and Elon (whoever Steve is), thank you for referrals. We will pursue them to the ends of the earth. He actually said ends of the earth. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 08:32 PM (w6EFb) 121
104 Dicknose penguins were wiped out in the early 19th century, when their gayly colored oddly shaped beaks were prized by the Germans as talismans. Typically worn on the belt, these "Dicknasen-Pinguin-Schnabels" were said to ward off evil spirits, bad luck, and venereal diseases.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 07, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F) It was the fashion at the time. Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2025 08:32 PM (i0F8b) 122
108 I hope, when it's my time to go, it's in my sleep. What a blessing that would be.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! You'd think so, but I've had some pretty bad nightmares I wouldn't want to pass in the middle of. Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2025 08:32 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: Gasbag Jones at February 07, 2025 08:33 PM (G5+As) 124
That guy with the otters needs to set up a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 07, 2025 08:34 PM (DTX3h) 125
121 104 Dicknose penguins were wiped out in the early 19th century, when their gayly colored oddly shaped beaks were prized by the Germans as talismans. Typically worn on the belt, these "Dicknasen-Pinguin-Schnabels" were said to ward off evil spirits, bad luck, and venereal diseases.
Posted by: Penguin Facts There's a dicknose around here, but it's not on any extinct penguin. Posted by: Penguin Pete at February 07, 2025 08:35 PM (G5+As) 126
Willowed. Just saw the post about Trump taking over as Chairman of the Kennedy Center, and laughed until my stomach hurt. This guy makes Reagan look like Gerald Ford.
Out: Epater les bourgeois In: Epater la Gauche Posted by: Paco at February 07, 2025 08:35 PM (mADJX) 127
Interesting. There's been a lot of speculation why Musk went after USAID first. Short video posted by Musk gives the explanation. Short version, they tried to ignore Trump's EO pausing foreign aid spending and found out.
https://tinyurl.com/yb8wdma4 Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2025 08:36 PM (LkLld) 128
From Wiki: "On its website the Ad Council states that "general operating contributions from more than 375 individuals, corporations, foundations, and constituent organizations are the Ad Council's principal source of funding."
Well THAT's pretty clear. You can't ask for more transparency than that. Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 08:29 PM (WXNFJ) --- That's a lot of different ways to spell "USAID." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2025 08:37 PM (BpYfr) 129
My work schedule changes for a day tomorrow
Hope everyone has a great night Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2025 08:38 PM (fwDg9) 130
I think the last time I watched a complete Super Bowl, the Steelers beating the Cardinals. I've seen parts of the rest of them, but mostly just watch the score online and catch up on my 'stories' (golf and racing). Watching live anything anymore is a chore, with the endless stream of commercials. Whoever thought up that 'side by side' way of showing commercials should be shot.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 07, 2025 08:38 PM (jFCkp) 131
54 I’m an idea guy so here are my ideas:
1) a year long Kennedy Center tribute to Hee Haw 2) a $250 bill to commemorate our founding for next year. Three series, McKinley, Coolidge, Reagan. Distributed by dropping them from blimps during the 4th of July parades. - MAGA_Ken Motions seconded. Passed by acclamation. Posted by: Paco at February 07, 2025 08:39 PM (mADJX) 132
Thanks San Franpsycho and Piper. I'll dish more on Pixy tomorrow morning. I appreciate everyone's concern. I'm doing alright.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:40 PM (b294k) 133
must have talked to half-a-dozen people today who were specifically not planning on watching the big sportsball tournament on the weekend. not to leading questions, either; their announcement. every one got a fistbump, real or verbal.
- one moar preference cascade? lol Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 07, 2025 08:40 PM (KaBJL) 134
Mrs B is a Chiefs fan. Because of the Black National Anthem at the Super Bowl I'm think of giving it a miss.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:42 PM (b294k) 135
This week in: What the flying fuck is going on here? Is Slugger Emhoff's daughter the world's best troll? She can't be for real. Here she is "explaining" her "body hair decisions" and hawking a, I shit you not, body-hair oil: https://is.gd/Ybkukg Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2025 08:43 PM (YaT2J) 136
I hope, when it's my time to go, it's in my sleep. What a blessing that would be.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Me too. My wife has told me if I keep it up, she'll guarantee it. Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 08:43 PM (WXNFJ) 137
USAID still exists. It's just being moved into some state department office building.
Several room suite, middle floor, inside, no windows. Posted by: From about That Time at February 07, 2025 08:43 PM (4780s) 138
> 57 Why do liberals keep trying to sell this notion that "soft" can be a form of power?
It's just the communist zombie buzzword du jour. Something they're repeating because their fellow "smart people" are repeating it. Like "codified" was a while back. "Herp-derp...they need to 'codify' Roe v Wade...herp-derp". Never a glimmer of understanding that "codifying" something that's been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court won't fucking work. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 08:44 PM (W5ArC) 139
> Here she is "explaining" her "body hair decisions"
Sorry, my friend, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking on that. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 08:44 PM (W5ArC) 140
Made spaghetti from scratch tonight for dinner. Not too bad, needs a bit more salt in the dough.
Served it simply with butta, parm and bacon bits. Dayummm! Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 08:44 PM (WXNFJ) 141
> 137 USAID still exists. It's just being moved into some state department office building.
Several room suite, middle floor, inside, no windows. Posted by: From about That Time at February 07, 2025 08:43 PM (4780s) It's near Milton's desk in the basement. But don't worry, we'll make sure he doesn't touch your Swingline stapler. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 08:45 PM (W5ArC) 142
I don’t watch NFL, so no superbowl for me. We are having a theme class, “Barre before Bowl”, because it’s fun to do stuff like that. We have 12 people waitlisted already, I really don’t want to do 2 classes, but may need to.
Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2025 08:46 PM (pZEOD) 143
Hallo, Horde. As mentioned earlier I'm in a bad spot and have a bit of an ask. First the background...
In January 2024, the person I was renting a room from decided to terminate lease, as per the agreed upon terms, and at month's end I wound up sleeping in a recliner at a friend's home, in what I knew due to circumstances was not a long term arrangement. This January history repeated and it was time to go. I've been living out of hotel rooms for the last week and funds are running out. I have no further remaining support network in this area. Bottom line, it's time for me to move on...I'm just not sure where. (And the "how" is a little sketchy no thanks to recent medical expenses and the hotel rooms.) If anyone out there has space for a mostly housebroken middle aged dude in a place where I stand a chance of putting my sad office skills to use to support myself, hoo boy, do I need options...(cont'd) Posted by: Brother Tim sez at February 07, 2025 08:46 PM (aMJmz) 144
"Guess who gets to "Identify the body" before transit to prove we're burying the right person? What a great weekend.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (b294k) ===== I had to do that for my dad. May his memory be a blessing. Posted by: San Franpsycho" yeah, same here ... May his memory be a blessing. I like that. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 07, 2025 08:46 PM (KaBJL) 145
> 2) a $250 bill to commemorate our founding for next year. Three series, McKinley, Coolidge, Reagan. Distributed by dropping them from blimps during the 4th of July parades. - MAGA_Ken
You might get bipartisan support if you added putting Obama on the three dollar bill. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 08:46 PM (W5ArC) 146
This is not a cash beg. I know the only real way to get back on my feet is the old fashioned way, what I need is an opportunity, some space to crash, and forbearance of my shambling wreck of a self for a while as I pully circumstances back together into something resembling a life. Funds for gas to get to a destination will be welcomed, but the object isn't to rake in donations.
Thank you all for listening. I can be reached by email at t m n e e c k at the yahoo if anyone has options. I'll post this on ONT comments as well if there are no objections. Posted by: Brother Tim sez at February 07, 2025 08:47 PM (aMJmz) 147
One of those girls had good spatial reasoning and the other one didn't. Girls and women used to sew, and that takes a LOT of spatial reasoning. It's all done in-side out except the parts that aren't. Enclosed seams and side pockets are tricky. It's too bad there's no sewing anymore. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 07, 2025 08:48 PM (T3es0) 148
Bah. Freezing rain + snow on the way for the entire weekend here in my AO. Guess I'll be hunkering down.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2025 08:48 PM (mH6SG) 149
nice idea, Piper!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 07, 2025 08:50 PM (KaBJL) 150
9 It’s been a while since I watched football
So who’s playing in the Super Bowl, the LA Lakers and the Red Sox? How many golf holes will there be? Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 07, 2025 07:52 PM (HYKHz) ---- Did you know that they keep the pucks in a bucket and in a freezer before Superbowl? Posted by: Ciampino - Who kicks the puck first? at February 07, 2025 08:53 PM (KjLnc) 151
127 Interesting. There's been a lot of speculation why Musk went after USAID first. Short video posted by Musk gives the explanation. Short version, they tried to ignore Trump's EO pausing foreign aid spending and found out.
https://tinyurl.com/yb8wdma4 Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2025 08:36 PM (LkLld) ______________________________ Well, that's the esoteric and useful answer that I believe to be true. But, the fact of the matter is that USAID is, also, an election tampering apparatus, and there are a number of big ones coming up in short order. Germany (to be sure), Romania in May. Canada, maybe even the UK (which has the Reform party up in front again). Fixing the US would be so much easier with foreign allies who watch us here, and decide....maybe we can pull this off too. In short, despite USAID getting neutered, I hope Radcliffe and Rubio keep an eye on passport locations in the coming months. Posted by: Orson at February 07, 2025 08:53 PM (dIske) 152
butter & garlic has always been a favorite for me, Tonypete ...
but yours sounds good too! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 07, 2025 08:53 PM (KaBJL) 153
Guess who gets to "Identify the body" before transit to prove we're burying the right person? What a great weekend.
Posted by: Blutarski, I am so very sorry for your loss. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 07, 2025 08:55 PM (J5RCE) 154
Yeah, uh, I think I'm gonna need to take a raincheck on that slackline walk.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 07, 2025 08:55 PM (VSht7) 155
>> Never a glimmer of understanding that "codifying" something that's been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court won't fucking work.
YES!! So idiotic. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 07, 2025 08:55 PM (l3YAf) 156
Those nasty evil aggressive river otters are
Going to eat that guy's face off. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2025 07:52 PM He's dead. He just doesn't know it yet. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2025 08:55 PM (Wnv9h) 157
Hi. How is everyone?
I went to a First Friday Novena and went to Confession. I am walking on air. I am also, seriously, not tired of winning. The Kennedy Center shakeup is Yuge! Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 07, 2025 08:55 PM (ZmEVT) 158
Me too. My wife has told me if I keep it up, she'll guarantee it.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 08:43 PM (WXNFJ) Heh. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 07, 2025 08:55 PM (OX9vb) 159
Blutarski Prayers Up! So sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Iris at February 07, 2025 08:56 PM (bOJ2I) 160
Where are you, Brother Tim?
Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2025 08:56 PM (pZEOD) 161
Piper, make hay while the sun shines.
Egleas gonna kill KC anyhow. Posted by: From about That Time at February 07, 2025 08:57 PM (4780s) 162
>>Well, that's the esoteric and useful answer that I believe to be true. But, the fact of the matter is that USAID is, also, an election tampering apparatus
I know. They helped rig our 2020 presidential election. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2025 08:57 PM (LkLld) 163
141, Milton the troll?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, with the walrus-playing-a-banjo patch on his hat at February 07, 2025 08:58 PM (KaBJL) 164
I am in Alabama, Montgomery to be exact. You're more down near the coast, right?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at February 07, 2025 08:58 PM (aMJmz) 165
> 163 141, Milton the troll?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, with the walrus-playing-a-banjo patch on his hat at February 07, 2025 08:58 PM (KaBJL) The dude from Office Space. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 08:59 PM (W5ArC) 166
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM
Damn. So sorry for your loss. May his memory be eternal. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2025 09:00 PM (Wnv9h) 167
Did you know that they keep the pucks in a bucket and in a freezer before Superbowl?
Posted by: Ciampino - Who kicks the puck first? at February 07, 2025 08:53 PM (KjLnc) Like the CO Rockies keeping the baseballs in a humidor. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Reporting from Idaho at February 07, 2025 09:00 PM (bDNzX) 168
And condolences, Blutarski. Not looking forward to my brothers' passing in due time.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at February 07, 2025 09:02 PM (aMJmz) 169
Does Trump's revocation of *biden's security clearance cover his staff? That's what really matters.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2025 09:04 PM (Q4IgG) 170
I saw Bucket of Pucks open for Fountains of Wayne at Gazzari's in '88.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2025 09:05 PM (hY4dx) Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 09:06 PM (2sg1c) 172
Blutarski, I'm so sorry. Prayers up.
Posted by: Wenda at February 07, 2025 09:09 PM (y3quI) 173
Trump gave Musk the goal of reducing spending by $2 trillion. He has 18 months to do it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2025 09:09 PM (Vh9CX) 174
It's supposed to get in the 70s tomorrow and then drop into the forties and thirties for a week, with freezing rain possible. Tomorrow, I'll lay in some provisions and then hit the local gun/pawn shop to see if they have some clunker gun I can resurrect with a little sandpaper, linseed oil, and cold blue.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2025 09:10 PM (gm9Sb) 175
96 That last inman link that Ace warned about... how do you watch it? Coming up with "this page doesn't exist" which frequently happens with Inman links.
Some of you have technical guru knowledge to make it visible though. Posted by: SimoHayha at February 07, 2025 08:21 PM (yf7Pm) Yeah, I also can't load it. Help? Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 07, 2025 09:11 PM (lg881) 176
The really important question I have about this weekend is, dies Animal Planet still show the Puppy Bowl?
Posted by: tankdemon at February 07, 2025 09:11 PM (VSht7) 177
Sending prayers, Blutarski.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Reporting from Idaho at February 07, 2025 09:11 PM (bDNzX) Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at February 07, 2025 09:12 PM (w6EFb) 179
Slackline.
WTF??!! Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2025 09:12 PM (W/lyH) 180
164 I am in Alabama, Montgomery to be exact. You're more down near the coast, right?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at February Yes, eastern shore. I have a friend who was looking for a roommate, not sure he found anyone, but I can ask. But it’s here, obviously. Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2025 09:12 PM (pZEOD) 181
it was a reference to Larry Correia's Monster Hunter International series ...
guess no one got the attempted joke. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, with the walrus-playing-a-banjo patch on his hat at February 07, 2025 09:12 PM (KaBJL) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, with the walrus-playing-a-banjo patch on his hat at February 07, 2025 09:14 PM (KaBJL) 183
When do we get to see some dickhead leaping off a mountain smash his ass into the hillside?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2025 09:15 PM (W/lyH) 184
178 Elon: USAID building now occupied by the CBP.
That's Customs and Border Patrol Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at February 07, 2025 09:12 PM (w6EFb) Kind of out of place, if you ask me. It's nowhere near the border, so no patrols are originating there, and the Port of Baltimore isn't exactly the busiest point of entry for foreign goods, especially since that one container vessel took out the Francis Scot Key Bridge. Posted by: tankdemon at February 07, 2025 09:15 PM (VSht7) 185
Bummer Patrol...
So, this female pilot of the BlackHawk Helicopter that RAMMED INTO (notice the MSM is still covering for her ass) an American Airlines plane killing 67 people last week had turned off an advanced surveillance system (Crash Avoidance system?). Which begs this... DEI with only 500 hours in Blackhawks. Flying Night Vision??? She was assigned to a highly specialized unit that did Washington VIP EXFILS. Sure as shit, if some job description could be had (Pre OBAMAFUCKTARD) that is... it would read more like 2000 hrs. Command Pilot experience REQUIRED with combat experience preferred. Ya think I'm joking? Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2025 09:16 PM (25kuG) 186
& g'night everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, with the walrus-playing-a-banjo patch on his hat at February 07, 2025 09:16 PM (KaBJL) 187
I see we have another stupid football scandal. The fiance of Sarquon Barkley, a black guy, made racist tweets.
When she was...13. And again...she's engaged to a black man currently as an adult. Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2025 09:17 PM (t0Rmr) 188
That dude standing outside the DOE not responding to the idjit Congresscritters without any f*cks to give is my hero of the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 09:18 PM (WXNFJ) 189
171 Oh shit.
Oh my. DOGE is gonna audit the Pentagon. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2025 09:06 PM (2sg1c) Not anything new, in itself. The five sided nuthouse gets audited all the time. They always fail the audit, and everyone involved says, "well, gee whiz! Looks like we misplaced a few hundred billion dollars, but what are we gonna do? Stop destabilizing regions of the globe on an annual basis? Where would Big Guys get their 10%? How would we secure Lindsey Graham's hot and cold running catamites? Who would pay Bill Kristol for his mindthoughts? Who would buy his reinforced, steel buttoned sailcloth shirts and monkeypox salve? Who wants to tell the American people we're no longer bringing feminism to the Taliban with B-2s and Humvees? For shame!!!" And then the circus packs up and leaves town. But this audit may be different. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2025 09:18 PM (0l8OY) 190
"You might get bipartisan support if you added putting Obama on the three dollar bill."
Clinton is already on the three. Put The Community Organizer on the $18. Posted by: Raoul Ortega at February 07, 2025 09:19 PM (C4d+l) 191
185 Way back when, Marine Aviators striving to be Marine One pilots with HMX 1 had to show many thousands of hours. In the late 60s and seventies that would have included many combat missions.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2025 09:19 PM (gm9Sb) 192
I see the Fauci lab Beagles have been rescued. I would really like to rehome one. I have a large fenced in yard and a nice dog park nearby. I remember about 10 years ago The Beagle won it all at Westminster..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 07, 2025 09:20 PM (jQ+5q) 193
Trump is going full yolo. He just fired the entire board of the Kennedy center, named himself chairman, said there would be no more drag shows, now plans to hire a new board.
Is Melania slipping meth in his taco bell? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 07, 2025 09:22 PM (asqxo) 194
188 That dude standing outside the DOE not responding to the idjit Congresscritters without any f*cks to give is my hero of the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 09:18 PM (WXNFJ) Maxine Waters poked him once or twice too. She was def trying to provoke the guy to react. He is a saint because I don't think she would have her wig still on her head if it was me... Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 07, 2025 09:23 PM (jQ+5q) 195
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Holy shit, Trump did it! The USAID is being SHUT DOWN! They just took the letters off the building! No more pet projects funding the woke ideology around the world! OUTSTANDING! Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 07, 2025 09:23 PM (lCWOD) Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 07, 2025 09:23 PM (L/fGl) 197
188 The Guy in Front of DOE. My hero too. And if one teensy little on line threat pops up he should have bus loads of lawyers arriving at Crazy Bitch Maxine's crib.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2025 09:24 PM (gm9Sb) 198
188
Ah yes, look at his body language, (I have to deal with THESE Shitoids??) (I'm sure as shit going to be late for my dinner date...) (Why is this Black woman with a bad wig, shaking her finger in my face?) (Why does she smell like day old AQUANET?) Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2025 09:24 PM (25kuG) 199
My brother is a Hawk pilot. He is still mostly the second, despite having way more than 500 hours. The man who trained him had many thousands of hours.
Brother would start to lose the reins while learnings, and his trainer would say, "immona take control, pay attention to what I'm doing." Posted by: Pug Mahon, Reporting from Idaho at February 07, 2025 09:25 PM (bDNzX) 200
Trump is going full yolo. He just fired the entire board of the Kennedy center, named himself chairman, said there would be no more drag shows, now plans to hire a new board.
- Next he'll name himself King of Greenland. Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 07, 2025 09:25 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 07, 2025 09:27 PM (lCWOD) 202
We need to hire someone to walk beside Trump and whisper 'Remember, thou art mortal.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 07, 2025 09:27 PM (asqxo) 203
198 Day old Aquanet, Ben Gay, Newport cigarettes, and sloe Gin.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2025 09:27 PM (gm9Sb) 204
Family deaths are so harrowing.
I wasn't there when my dad died. I was there when my mom died, at home, unexpectedly. I wasn't there when my brother died, but someone had to be witness as family as his body was prepared for burial (his religion's practice) and my older sisters were too undone at that moment. I shouldn't have had to be there when my sister died but they l caring for her facetimed her hospital room when she asked to be taken off the vent and everything and I had to witness that too. The fucking survivor guilt. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 07, 2025 09:28 PM (Wx316) 205
Sorry
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 07, 2025 09:30 PM (Wx316) 206
Sorry to hear that vmom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 07, 2025 09:30 PM (asqxo) 207
Trump is going full yolo. He just fired the entire board of the Kennedy center, named himself chairman, said there would be no more drag shows, now plans to hire a new board.
TBH this is what more then half of the country has been voting for now going on 30 years. We are just finally getting it Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2025 09:31 PM (t0Rmr) 208
Well...after a week of this bullshit, I'm not going to sit here are read more crap about an army pilot.
Piss off assholes. Friends of mine knew the pilot. She, and the Warrant Officer pilot with her were professionals. If you want to use this thread to spout your DEI crap, fine. Fu*k you. Good night hordemates. Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2025 09:32 PM (W/lyH) 209
Audit them all, D.O.G.E
•Ilhan Omar net worth $83M •Chuck Schumer net worth $75M •Elizabeth Warren net worth $73M •Adam Schiff $60M •Jamie Raskin net worth $20M •Hakeem Jeffries $17M •Cory Booker net worth $14M •Jasmine Crockett net worth $10M https://tinyurl.com/mrxye6j5 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 07, 2025 09:32 PM (lCWOD) 210
205 Sorry
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 07 Please don’t be sorry, it’s not good to just hold all of that in. Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2025 09:32 PM (pZEOD) 211
>> We need to hire someone to walk beside Trump and whisper 'Remember, thou art mortal.'
We'll save that for the Triumph. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 07, 2025 09:32 PM (w6EFb) 212
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Sorry me boyo He's had 4 years to think this out and who to pay back. I for one say... let's take 77 million folks that voted for him and turn them into UAV's... UNITED AMERICANS for VENGENCE!!! Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2025 09:33 PM (25kuG) 213
Thanks Aetius. I shouldn't have unloaded that pn you guys. Sorry.
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Omar is worth $80M? This can’t right .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 07, 2025 09:34 PM (A1UYC) 217
How in the world has the Somalian piece of shit "made" 83 million dollars??? Thank God for Trump and Musk. She needs to be deported back to the shithole she came from. Posted by: four seasons at February 07, 2025 09:34 PM (3ek7K) 218
Wasn't she the daughter of a Somalian warlord. Money laundering?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 07, 2025 09:35 PM (asqxo) 219
How in the world has the Somalian piece of shit "made" 83 million dollars???
She needs to be deported back to the shithole she came from. Posted by: four seasons at February 07, 2025 09:34 PM (3ek7K) I mean. She could rebuild all of Somalia with that. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 07, 2025 09:38 PM (OX9vb) 220
Omar is worth $80M? This can’t right .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 07, 2025 09:34 PM (A1UYC) I'm sure some sandmaggot country (probably Qatar) paid a whole fuckton more than that to hatch that human botfly in our foetid swamp. Keeping her and whichever of her siblings she's fucking these days shitting in high cotton is probably cheap compared to the seed capital. Not to mention the value they're deriving from having a spy so highly placed in the enemy's citadel. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2025 09:38 PM (0l8OY) 221
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Ilhan Omar net worth $83M
So this one is interesting. According to her 2019 filings she has minimal assets a few sites say up to $200K. And we still have wide ranges on her wealth now...but she's worth tens of millions of dollars which is virtually impossible in 5 years with a $174K/year job Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2025 09:41 PM (t0Rmr) 223
We need to hire someone to walk beside Trump and whisper 'Remember, thou art mortal.'
Got it covered. Posted by: Melania at February 07, 2025 09:43 PM (xCA6C) 224
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'How in the world has the Somalian piece of shit "made" 83 million dollars???' Bribery in return for undermining America. Better yet what do we do about the people voting for the Somalian POS? Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 07, 2025 09:43 PM (3wi/L) 225
> 188 That dude standing outside the DOE not responding to the idjit Congresscritters without any f*cks to give is my hero of the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2025 09:18 PM (WXNFJ) That's a professional, to be sure. I've heard there were uniformed and armed personnel just inside the door. Am I allowed to fantasize about Maxine Waters getting tased? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 09:44 PM (W5ArC) 226
Oh and the sites I checked said most of Omar's wealth was in real estate and stocks. We know a number of congress critters engage in insider trading, but you can also game real estate like you can "art" where transactions can be wildly out of market standards. But...pols prefer things like art because real estate does have more of an objective value...
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How in the world has the Somalian piece of shit "made" 83 million dollars??? Thank God for Trump and Musk. She needs to be deported back to the shithole she came from. Posted by: four seasons at February 07, 2025 09:34 PM (3ek7K) USAID Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2025 09:44 PM (LHPAg) 228
Evening, Ace and Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2025 09:46 PM (8zz6B) 229
USAID
TBH I expect we are about to find most branches of the government were doing the same sort of shell game to payoff/bribe people they wanted to. There is a reason fedgov spends 4X as much over the last 20 years with an across the board reduction in the quality of what they do. Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2025 09:46 PM (t0Rmr) 230
Yes you should remember
Least we not forget the number of illegals living amongst us during COVID. THAT PAID NO RENT...all the while working some under the table job THAT PAID NO TAXES...making BANK? MSM will never report. Just so ya know. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2025 09:46 PM (25kuG) 231
Maria Can'tDoAnythingWell is screeching about one of her constituents who has a son just diagnosed with cancer who's going to die because "cancer research money is cut off".
First of all, that's not true. Secondly, if it's current research, it isn't going to be going to be used in patients for around a decade. If then. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 09:47 PM (W5ArC) 232
I have a suspicion that the current claims that Musk is an "illegal alien" is preemptive cover tactic against attempts to deport BroFo "Omar" and her ilk.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 09:48 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2025 09:48 PM (25kuG) 234
225 Maxine Waters being teased. Entertainment for sure, but think of the poor bastards on cleanup duty after loss of certain bodily functions.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2025 09:48 PM (gm9Sb) 235
The clot shot started off as cancer research. It just killed the animals they tested it on instead of their cancer though.
But hey for a drug that supposedly slightly reduces how one type of flu affects you that's worth the risk right? Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2025 09:48 PM (t0Rmr) 236
There are probably a couple of Somalian warlords who routinely beat off to cave paintings, and also get better intel on the US than most countries, thanks to the brotherfucking retard harlot planted in our government.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2025 09:49 PM (0l8OY) 237
>>> 181 it was a reference to Larry Correia's Monster Hunter International series ...
guess no one got the attempted joke. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, with the walrus-playing-a-banjo patch on his hat at February 07, 2025 09:12 PM (KaBJL) I should have caught that. Maybe Milton the Troll is part of the DOGE team? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 07, 2025 09:49 PM (Vqx30) 238
I have a suspicion that the current claims that Musk is an "illegal alien" is preemptive cover tactic against attempts to deport BroFo "Omar" and her ilk.
Hmm, if the Trump admin produces proof she did in fact marry her brother and use that to deport her it would make all the right heads explode... Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2025 09:49 PM (t0Rmr) 239
Do you guys think Trump will show up at the superbowl?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 07, 2025 09:49 PM (OTdqV) 240
234 Of course I meant tased, not teased, but that would probably work.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2025 09:49 PM (gm9Sb) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 09:50 PM (W5ArC) 242
If Andy Reid is still KC coach, he’ll be facing off against his old team
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2025 07:56 PM (WHicP) they are playing the Sunshine band? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2025 09:50 PM (8zz6B) 243
According to RedState the lease for USAID has been terminated and guess who the new tenant is coming into the building? That’s right the Customs and Border Patrol.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2025 09:50 PM (wmyyC) 244
According to RedState the lease for USAID has been terminated and guess who the new tenant is coming into the building? That’s right the Customs and Border Patrol.
This is...the way Posted by: Ugandan Knuckles at February 07, 2025 09:51 PM (t0Rmr) 245
THANK YOU, PRES. TRUMP,
The fake skin has been ripped off of the Democrates revealing the PUS underneath. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2025 09:51 PM (25kuG) 246
> 243 According to RedState the lease for USAID has been terminated and guess who the new tenant is coming into the building? That’s right the Customs and Border Patrol.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2025 09:50 PM (wmyyC) My theory was that the 200 (or whatever) jobs that were left was so they could clean the toilets and ovens and fill in any nail holes, so Uncle Sam can get his security deposit back. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 09:52 PM (W5ArC) 247
Diogenes,if you are still here, not everyone is stuck on this being anything more than a horrible mistake that resulted in tragedy. I am not assuming anything. I am not a pilot, but I do know you can’t see right in front of you like you are driving a car, and the lights in that area would have made it worse. That is why the crew chiefs hang out to see things and there are 2 most of the time.
Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2025 09:53 PM (pZEOD) 248
So this one is interesting. According to her 2019 filings she has minimal assets a few sites say up to $200K.
And we still have wide ranges on her wealth now...but she's worth tens of millions of dollars which is virtually impossible in 5 years with a $174K/year job Posted by: 18-1 Well, she did pay millions in campaign funds to her consultant/boyfriend/second husband Posted by: Miklos so notes at February 07, 2025 09:54 PM (xesY+) 249
Not for now, maybe enjoy with morning coffee or while you're doing a chore. Sixteen minutes of Senator Kennedy, LA, riffing on Democrats upset with Trump and Musk.
https://tinyurl.com/yc2kma34 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 07, 2025 09:56 PM (lCWOD) 250
ONT is nood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 07, 2025 09:56 PM (lUFok) 251
> Slaughter and the Dogs
Now that I think about it, not a bad soundtrack for the current carnage: https://tinyurl.com/muv2an57 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2025 09:56 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Miklos is party-inclined at February 07, 2025 09:56 PM (xesY+) 253
>>>Well, she did pay millions in campaign funds to her consultant/boyfriend/second husband
Posted by: Miklos so notes --- She has a very good stock broker. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 07, 2025 09:57 PM (lCWOD) 254
My sister was a GS-13 working for the Navy. She audited stuff. Captains quaked and Admirals worried.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 07, 2025 09:57 PM (ZmEVT) 255
Going to watch a Jimmy Stewart western starring the General and his horse Pie. Good night.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2025 09:57 PM (gm9Sb) 256
Sorry Diogenes, I think I understand.
But the copter appears to have fucked up big time. I'd like to know if it was deliberate or not, but absent a clear answer, I will presume not, as I would hopefully for anybody. And it appears there is no clear answer. Posted by: From about That Time at February 07, 2025 09:58 PM (4780s) 257
My brother passed away in his sleep on Wednesday. He's to be buried in Texas next week. That means crossing a state line.
Guess who gets to "Identify the body" before transit to prove we're burying the right person? What a great weekend. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2025 08:15 PM (b294k) Condolences, Blutarski. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2025 09:58 PM (8zz6B) 258
243 According to RedState the lease for USAID has been terminated and guess who the new tenant is coming into the building? That’s right the Customs and Border Patrol.
Posted by: Jen the original If memory serves, CBP is in the same building at USAID. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 07, 2025 09:58 PM (jFCkp) 259
We should turn the USAID building into a homeless shelter and make the remaining 300 employees coexist with street people. This is the social justice that USAID is all for. If there are any kerfuffles, I'm sure a social worker can get things sorted.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2025 10:00 PM (YtQZg) 260
256 Sorry Diogenes, I think I understand.
But the copter appears to have fucked up big time. I'd like to know if it was deliberate or not, but absent a clear answer, I will presume not, as I would hopefully for anybody. And it appears there is no clear answer. Posted by: From about That Time at February 07, 2025 09:58 PM (4780s If the ADS-B was off, they were flying too high, and were away from the river bank, there are 3 problems. Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at February 07, 2025 10:01 PM (2NXcZ) Posted by: L - no nic, another day at February 07, 2025 10:19 PM (NFX2v) 262
84 My brother passed away in his sleep on Wednesday.
Posted by: Blutarski So sorry for your loss. Prayers for strength and peace for you. Posted by: L - no nic, another day at February 07, 2025 10:23 PM (NFX2v) 263
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