This Injustice Will Not Stand! Cafe

Night
specifically Edinburgh, if you must be nosy

Unfair! Unjust!

Playing hide and seek with your dogs.

We spent so much time wondering if we could do it, we never bothered asking if we should.

Dude posting his W's.

Happy birthday, doggo!

Tom Homan needs to start deporting criminal felines.

Just a relaxing day of boating.

Newborn giraffe tests out the new legs.

Good boy sets himself to herding the corn.

She's doing her best.

Good dog brings a tissue to a crying child.

Stray dog gets adopted off the street.

Living teddy bear. Out of control, obvs.

For exactly one single solitary reader.

Not for that one single solitary reader.

How dare you! 😂 🤣 pic.twitter.com/QcLAKaXU2o
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) January 28, 2025

Sea otter showing off his favorite rock to a fisherman pic.twitter.com/byEV1AkRFW
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 29, 2025

Look at these magnificent beauties.🐺 pic.twitter.com/I6jQAlbs8X
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 29, 2025

It really does know how to use it. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ubhpnAwcF6
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 29, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 First

Posted by: JROD at January 29, 2025 07:29 PM (IlL6s)

2 See what I get for trying to be clever.

Not fricking first.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (jvJvP)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (WXNFJ)

4 The dog had a onesie.

Uh-oh!

Heads have to roll.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (jvJvP)

5 @2 Stateless...27%-you can be first : )

Posted by: JROD at January 29, 2025 07:32 PM (IlL6s)

6
Incidentally, does California really want to be "confederates?"

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:32 PM (4dSnS)

7 I loved the sea otter. I wouldn't be able to let him leave without his rock either.

And skate boarding doggie gets a lot of female attention. Good for him.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 07:34 PM (jvJvP)

8 Puppies hearing thunder for the first time.

https://is.gd/K4Mtmx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

9 Said in the last thread...

We let California secede.

We then go to war to conquer California and install a new government.

I like the idea.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:34 PM (3RLOR)

10 Thanks.

But there's a new sheriff in town and that DEI crap is over.

I have to earn it from now on!
But have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 07:35 PM (jvJvP)

11 Funny meme - ice ice baby Selena crying

https://tinyurl.com/3327m222

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 07:37 PM (OTdqV)

12 Bats! We have bats!!! O FRABJOUS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The many Chiroptophiles of AoSHQ at January 29, 2025 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

13 Flippin' alligators holy moly.

I haven't seen that many teeth since the last Gary Busey flick...

Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2025 07:38 PM (USAdB)

14 Black wolf is a bad motherfucker.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2025 07:38 PM (GTqXr)

15 Quack.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 07:38 PM (77rzZ)

16 9 Said in the last thread...

We let California secede.

We then go to war to conquer California and install a new government.

I like the idea.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:34 PM (3RLOR)
Make a lot of enemies that way.
-born and raised in S.C.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2025 07:39 PM (LHPAg)

17 Nurse will love the sea otter vid.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 07:39 PM (77rzZ)

18 California isn't going to do jack shit. They don't exist without fed money.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 07:41 PM (FHoaH)

19 I do love Edinburgh so. Miss it.

Posted by: DaisyB at January 29, 2025 07:41 PM (AbL8c)

20 >We then go to war to conquer California and install a new government.

I like the idea.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:34 PM (3RLOR)

Yes, yes. We will see Newsom driven before us and hear the lamentations of their wymxn.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2025 07:43 PM (GTqXr)

21 I do love Edinburgh so. Miss it.
Posted by: DaisyB at January 29, 2025 07:41 PM

Och, me too, lassie.

Posted by: zombie Robbie Burns at January 29, 2025 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

22 Those magnificent beauties would kill and eat you in a heartbeat.

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2025 07:43 PM (i0F8b)

23 Those magnificent beauties would kill and eat you in a heartbeat.
Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2025 07:43 PM

It's who we are.

Posted by: Distaff Praying Mantises at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Doggo hide n seek is teh funneh.

We used to play hide n seek with our snowflake appoloosa when I lived in Greenwood, LA. She was totes into the game and would squeal and buck and kick when she 'found' us. She would also take a turn hiding, which was just ROFLOL. She'd put her noggin behind a bush or a tree or a wall leaving her big bespecktacled ass sticking out. We'd have to pretend we didn't see her until we jump scared her by leaping around what ever she 'hid' behind. More squeals, bucks and kicks. Damned horse. Now it's dusty up in here.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (MsrgL)

25 Just saw a news blurb that Lee Zeldin has just been confirmed as head of the EPA.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (rj6Yv)

26 That's an especially great lineup of vids tonight, ace. thanks!

Unfair and unjust is slaying me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

27 OT
Funny how people think USAID means 'aid' - instead it's Agency for International Development or a CIA front for color revolutions.

Posted by: Ciampino - We buy condoms for other countries? at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (KjLnc)

28 Wolves are beautiful.

Meanwhile our in-heat pooch is moaning at the back door like she's waiting for the fleet to dock.

"As soon as the breeder calls back, we'll get you sexed up, girl"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (8AONa)

29 25 Just saw a news blurb that Lee Zeldin has just been confirmed as head of the EPA.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (rj6Yv

I've been busy.

Is that good.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 07:47 PM (jvJvP)

30 That thieving cat video - nice piece of furniture.
Funny how the dog just stands there .....!

Posted by: Ciampino - dog you dummy at January 29, 2025 07:47 PM (KjLnc)

31 Beagle was herding cows from combine cab. My cocker spaniel used to ride in the cotton picker cab and she'd bark at the other picker when we were passing in different directions.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2025 07:48 PM (LHPAg)

32 Lee Zeldin is a good guy. He also survived an armed attack while running for NY governor against Hochul.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 07:49 PM (rj6Yv)

33 Weexte ded hide n seek to our cats too. Tokyo (dumbest apple head Siamese you'll ever see) was actually pretty good at it until he fprgot he was playing and start meowing where is everyone from his hiding place. Or he would pull a Pepper Horse and leave his big brown ass stickong out from the curtain his head was behind.

MegaRoy, that sneaky emmeffer, he'll slip off and hide in the shadows, then 'get' me in an ambush. I can get him too, but he can hear me most of the time. At least he pretends to be surprised.

Splotchy would give us a hiss if we startled him, so we couldn't play that with him.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 29, 2025 07:49 PM (MsrgL)

34 Rescued dog videos are my favorite

Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2025 07:49 PM (USAdB)

35 Quack.
Posted by: Bulg

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at January 29, 2025 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

36 Big deal in Deutschland (or Germany if you prefer). The CDU teamed up with the AfD and passed an immigration legislation that limits arrivals, allows deportations etc. Merz of the CDU sees this as the most expedient way to get elected come February. But, it's up in the air which party will benefit the most from this legislation. AfD was the catalyst and the nationalist citizens of Germany know that full well. They see Merz as an opportunist.

On a very positive note, the Greens and their other leftist party were in tears after the vote.

Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 07:49 PM (dIske)

37 Be wary of sea otters offering gifts, for if you accept, he will want something in return, something unexpected.

Posted by: Captain Planetx at January 29, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

38 Nurse will love the sea otter vid.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 07:39 PM

We'll hear the squee from here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2025 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)

39 We will see Newsom driven before us

-
Trump corrects an interviewer.

https://is.gd/C0848C

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:50 PM (L/fGl)

40 35 Quack Quack

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 07:51 PM (77rzZ)

41 Blessed Bats

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:52 PM (aD39U)

42 >>Wolves are beautiful.

Not so much at 4 am when they have your ground blind surrounded.

But, off on the hillside...yeah.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 07:52 PM (xk5j8)

43 Willowed.

Love Endinburgh. Love Scotsmen. Love kilts. Love Mel Gibson. In no order. Ok, Mel #1.

I also love morons, but don't see the term as often. Is it out of fashion? Is it offensive? Does it matter (not to me)?

In a very loving mood with Emperor Trump and Ace.

Blows kisses.

Which reminds me...my husband and I are watching a spy type series (name escapes me). This goober teacher with greasy hair kisses and makes out with the art student (daughter of VP) last night. Gross.

There is a spiderweb type strand of spit beteen the kiss on film that should have been cut. We both said yuck.

I did not deal well with spit kisses or face eating in HS. I also prefer my ear not be licked and still wonder where the hell that started and why.

I could write a tutorial on how to kiss and not to kiss and this would be highlighted on my pay for view or pod cast.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 07:53 PM (gi+MR)

44 On a very positive note, the Greens and their other leftist party were in tears after the vote.
Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 07:49 PM (dIske)

Thanks for the comment. The German general election for seats in the Bundestag takes place on February 23, 2025.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 07:54 PM (rj6Yv)

45 The otter thinks he is paying for anal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:54 PM (aD39U)

46 43 Hey, CBTG!

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 07:54 PM (77rzZ)

47 Be wary of sea otters offering gifts, for if you accept, he will want something in return, something unexpected.
Posted by: Captain Planetx at January 29, 2025 07:50 PM

One day...and that day may never come...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2025 07:56 PM (Wnv9h)

48 Trying to please the off-center bat people is never good in the long run. It's like overstimulating people with Tourette's. Can be fun to watch, but it's a downward spiral.

Posted by: Concerned Penguin Fan at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (G5+As)

49 The Brits take crime seriously.

BBC Radio 4 Today
@BBCr4today
"You can still cut your food without the point on the knife."
Actor Idris Elba tells @Emmabarnett the ends of kitchen knives could be rounded to tackle a ‘crisis in knife crime’, ahead of a new BBC documentary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (L/fGl)

50 Did Rob Roy defeat the wolves in the final scene of The Gray? Or did they gnaw his bones?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (aD39U)

51 Those who Quack are Quackers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

52 I could write a tutorial on how to kiss and not to kiss and this would be highlighted on my pay for view or pod cast.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 07:53 PM (gi+MR)

Hello from a kindred spirit.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. French kissing is disgusting.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

53 Odysseus’ original plan of the Trojan Sea Otter was found to be impractical in the Sea of Marmara.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 07:59 PM (77rzZ)

54 When I lived in CA... on Monterey Beach in a rental... one of the first things we did as a family is get wetsuits. For some reason my wife didn't get one with colored stripes on the arms and legs... which was apparently very common.

Guess who the otters were attracted to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 07:59 PM (Q4IgG)

55 "You can still cut your food without the point on the knife."
Actor Idris Elba tells @Emmabarnett the ends of kitchen knives could be rounded to tackle a ‘crisis in knife crime’, ahead of a new BBC documentary."

They will need to ban sidewalks because you can use them to grind a sharp point on a butter knife.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

56 Actor Idris Elba tells @Emmabarnett the ends of kitchen knives could be rounded to tackle a ‘crisis in knife crime’, ahead of a new BBC documentary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (L/fGl)

BS. If the edge is sharp, it will still penetrate, will it not?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2025 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

57 Sad to see Idris does not think Brits are smart enough to grind a point on a dull blade.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 29, 2025 08:00 PM (WvGHv)

58 Bats and penguins, piffle
Yaks laugh at your foolishness.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 08:00 PM (FHoaH)

59 Edinburgh looks old, cold, and moldy. Gimme a modern condo in a swingin' singles complex. I'll even be the Super.

Posted by: Ralph Furley at January 29, 2025 08:00 PM (G5+As)

60 At least no pandas tonight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 08:01 PM (aD39U)

61 42 Garrett, they just want your Crocs.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 08:02 PM (77rzZ)

62 I've often wondered if Dunediners and Glaswegiens can understand each other or if they use sign language to communicate.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 08:02 PM (rj6Yv)

63 Guess Idris missed the whole shiv from a spoon experience.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 08:02 PM (FHoaH)

64 I remember seeing a demo of a knife fighter years ago. The technique was to hold the knife in the palm and use it for slashing. No stabbing involved.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 29, 2025 08:03 PM (WvGHv)

65 [From the Sidebar:]

"So now, ABC and Meta alone have funded Trump's library to the tune of $37 MILLION"

Now do Soros ... minimum $100 BILLION.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 29, 2025 08:03 PM (vAHT7)

66 Just when you thought the Brits could not possibly get more pathetic and silly, you find you were wrong.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2025 08:03 PM (mH6SG)

67 My friends are on their way home! Yaaay!

We'll be discussing the cats. Trumpy and Snowflake and their mother Starry....also staying here....are all beautiful.

They know how well Mom and I treated the cats, but since Mom's gone, I have to focus on developing a life for me. The cats with the in and out until 9 or 10 pm, and then Snowflake waking me up early in the morning is too much.

I have Mom's depressed dog Ralphy, of which I will be taking care.

Anyone who has followed this for the last 4 months knows I love the cats. But Mom's gone. I have to be creating income soon.

I'll be in the house until the end of the year. I miss having doors open. Trumpy lifts up the faucet handles in the bathrooms because he limes to drink from the cascading faucets and he likes to watch the water.

Bedroom doors are closed because Snowflake has chewed cords in the past.

I'll happily keep the beautiful, long haired, friendly, not too destructive cats for a while until a nice owner adopting both can be found. Hell, I'll toss in toys.

Starry, their mother, is pretty comfortable inside and low maintenance. I'll happily keep her until it's warmer. She doesn't crap outside my closed bedroom door.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 08:04 PM (jvJvP)

68 I like that.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 08:04 PM (jvJvP)

69 BS. If the edge is sharp, it will still penetrate, will it not?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2025 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

Edge v. point for combat cutlery is the subject of as many books as those for 9mm v. 45ACP.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 08:04 PM (rj6Yv)

70 I missed a whole day of stuff

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2025 08:05 PM (AOsQT)

71 True fact: the soft lowland Scottish burr is the most trust inspiring accent in the English language. That's why there are so many financial call centers in Edinburgh.

No one trusts a Highlander.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 08:05 PM (aD39U)

72 >>I remember seeing a demo of a knife fighter years ago. The technique was to hold the knife in the palm and use it for slashing. No stabbing involved.

Knife Fighting is about Slashing, Digging and Tearing not sticking.

And you don't ever want to get into a knife fight.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 08:05 PM (xk5j8)

73 56 Actor Idris Elba tells @Emmabarnett the ends of kitchen knives could be rounded to tackle a ‘crisis in knife crime’, ahead of a new BBC documentary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (L/fGl)

BS. If the edge is sharp, it will still penetrate, will it not?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2025 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

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I guess the "Brits" will be forced to slash throats instead of getting stabby, stabby.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 29, 2025 08:06 PM (LPS7w)

74 And you don't ever want to get into a knife fight.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 08:05 PM (xk5j

Even if you win, you're gonna bleed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 08:06 PM (aD39U)

75 The UK is lost...

Posted by: redchief at January 29, 2025 08:07 PM (CRF8j)

76 >>Even if you win, you're gonna bleed.

The guy who bleeds out last is the Winner.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 08:07 PM (xk5j8)

77 BS. If the edge is sharp, it will still penetrate, will it not?

Apparently the unnamed mystery demographic doing most of the knifings prefer to stab rather than slash. Once they figure that out, there will be a new law saying that all knives must be dull in addition to being blunt. And the sheep will nod and go along with it.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 29, 2025 08:08 PM (/y8xj)

78 62 Probaby, it’s like Muscovites versus St. Petersburgers as to be who speaks the better Russian.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 08:08 PM (77rzZ)

79 76 >>Even if you win, you're gonna bleed.

The guy who bleeds out last is the Winner.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 08:07 PM (xk5j

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I ain't got time to bleed.

Posted by: Sgt Blain Cooper at January 29, 2025 08:08 PM (LPS7w)

80 Just when you thought the Brits could not possibly get more pathetic and silly, you find you were wrong.

Wait'll you see our Ministry of Silly Walks. That'll change your mind.

Posted by: The Brits at January 29, 2025 08:09 PM (xCA6C)

81 Did Rob Roy defeat the wolves in the final scene of The Gray? Or did they gnaw his bones?
Posted by: Grump928
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"In 1911, a 120-person Russian bridal party was traveling from Obstipoff to Tashkend to celebrate the marriage of a young couple. As the fleet neared the bride’s home for a post-wedding banquet, a “black cloud” of wolves moved across the snowfield and impeded their path.

“Panic seized the party, and those in the van whipped up the horses and made desperate attempts to escape, regardless of their companions, but the terrified horses seemed almost incapable of movement,” according to a 1911 New York Times article. “A scene frightful almost beyond description was now enacted. Men, women and children, shrieking with fear, defended themselves with whatever weapons they could, but to no avail, and one after another fell amidst the snarling beasts.”

There are paintings out there...

Posted by: Just saying... at January 29, 2025 08:09 PM (XeU6L)

82 They could require orange safety caps on all knives.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

83 The otter thinks he is paying for anal.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

One doesn't?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 08:10 PM (WXNFJ)

84 >75 The UK is lost...

Posted by: redchief at January 29, 2025 08:07 PM (CRF8j)

Hong Kong is up for grabs
London is full of Arabs
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by the Chinese line
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne

Posted by: Elvis Costello at January 29, 2025 08:10 PM (GTqXr)

85 Apparently the unnamed mystery demographic doing most of the knifings prefer to stab rather than slash. Once they figure that out, there will be a new law saying that all knives must be dull in addition to being blunt.

Butterknives at dawn. Have AT YOU!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2025 08:10 PM (xCA6C)

86
On a very positive note, the Greens and their other leftist party were in tears after the vote.
Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 07:49 PM (dIske)

________

Cry, lefties! Cry! Do they not look more lovely than with tears?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 08:11 PM (dxSpM)

87 "50 Did Rob Roy defeat the wolves in the final scene of The Gray? Or did they gnaw his bones?"
**************
That movie sucked so much that 15 minutes in I was rooting for the wolves.

Posted by: Cosda at January 29, 2025 08:11 PM (xndgP)

88 I'm just gonna come out and say it. French kissing is disgusting.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I'm not 100% sure, but I do believe a brand spanking new romance subject has just been introduced here at the mighty AoSHQ.

Who would have believed it?!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 08:12 PM (WXNFJ)

89 So, karambit for the win?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 29, 2025 08:13 PM (dPQgj)

90 True fact: the soft lowland Scottish burr is the most trust inspiring accent in the English language.
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When my Scot neighbor calls, and asks if I would like to come over for 'a wee dram', I am instantly drawn.

Excellent selection of single malts, and an informative lecture about each. Bonus: I only have to stagger back across the street.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2025 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

91 I'm not 100% sure, but I do believe a brand spanking new romance subject has just been introduced here at the mighty AoSHQ.

Awesome!

Posted by: Tickled Purple at January 29, 2025 08:14 PM (mH6SG)

92
QUACK
Posted by: Ducks for Trump

Are you AROUSED!!

Posted by: Chucky Schumer at January 29, 2025 08:15 PM (63Dwl)

93 ""50 Did Rob Roy defeat the wolves in the final scene of The Gray? Or did they gnaw his bones?"
**************
That movie sucked so much that 15 minutes in I was rooting for the wolves.
Posted by: Cosda "

I had a similar reaction to The Blair Witch Project.

Get em witchipoo!

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2025 08:16 PM (fV+MH)

94

Dash,

I agree with you. It is gross.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

95 There's a guy on a commercial on the radio that says he will come to my house and clean my ducks.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

96 81, "always be carrying", innit?

at least the forensics will find the 5 dead wolves, and the partially reloaded J-frame, and say "he died well".

and in the end wtf else is there, amirite? or amirite?

(6th wolf with a gerber mk2 embedded, optional)

innit?

what I'm talkin' about ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 08:18 PM (uX4GZ)

97 95 There's a guy on a commercial on the radio that says he will come to my house and clean my ducks.
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)
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House ducks need a swimming pool or a pond.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 29, 2025 08:19 PM (LPS7w)

98 How many deported yesterday?

Last number I got was 1179 from either Sunday or Monday..

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2025 08:19 PM (ufFY8)

99 Awesome!
Posted by: Tickled Purple

THAT was an entertaining sequence of nonsense.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 08:20 PM (WXNFJ)

100 90, O happy man, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 08:20 PM (uX4GZ)

101 "In the 13th century Llewelyn, prince of North Wales, had a palace at Beddgelert. One day he went hunting without Gelert, ‘The Faithful Hound’, who was unaccountably absent.

"On Llewelyn's return the truant, stained and smeared with blood, joyfully sprang to meet his master. The prince alarmed hastened to find his son, and saw the infant's cot empty, the bedclothes and floor covered with blood.

"The frantic father plunged his sword into the hound's side, thinking it had killed his heir. The dog's dying yell was answered by a child's cry.

"Llewelyn searched and discovered his boy unharmed, but nearby lay the body of a mighty wolf which Gelert had slain. The prince filled with remorse is said never to have smiled again."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 08:21 PM (dxSpM)

102 THAT was an entertaining sequence of nonsense.

I was always dumbfounded that it didn't get nuked into orbit right off of the bat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2025 08:22 PM (mH6SG)

103 innit?

g'night, good people

see ya inna mornin'

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 08:23 PM (uX4GZ)

104 I'm pretty good at accents. I do a really good Scottish. Irish is more difficult, because it's more subtle. I can fake a Southie Boston decently. Also, Russian. German. Also, 1940s era American actors, with their overwrought east coast patrician rolling of the Rs and such.

Wife and sons cannot discern accents. Son 2 says they all sound like Elmer Fudd to him. I wonder if being able to sing helps. I can sing. Wife and sons could not carry a tune in a bucket.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Packing to leave CO at January 29, 2025 08:23 PM (Ad8y9)

105 52, 94

?????

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

106 Hey, Ben Had.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

107 SpaceX launch in 8 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/live/6LYugL0RCYY

Posted by: Ciampino - last minute at January 29, 2025 08:25 PM (KjLnc)

108 Triplet cuties and a baby beagle. Thanks ace for making my day.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 29, 2025 08:26 PM (2NHgQ)

109 52, 94

?????
Posted by: Bulg

The cock crows at dawn. I repeat
The cock crows at dawn.

Posted by: MkY at January 29, 2025 08:27 PM (cPGH3)

110 see ya inna mornin'
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 08:23 PM (uX4GZ)

Good night, sock_rat_eez!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2025 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

111 H7,

just dunno ...

i might not have done, either.

wow

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 08:27 PM (uX4GZ)

112 g'night, Dash!

'n now rly g'night

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 08:29 PM (uX4GZ)

113 Oh, interesting. Putin announced that he would gladly sit down for peace talks with Ukraine. But, not with Zelenskyy. He stated that he considers Zelenskyy illegitimate since Ukraine blew off elections last year.

Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 08:30 PM (dIske)

114 A question for the over 29s . . .

Let's say I'd like to work professionally another 5 years, looking to dial back the pace and willing to take a noticeable reduction in salary accordingly.

How hard is that to pull off? Is it something employers understand?

Switching companies would be required.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 08:31 PM (8AONa)

115 Actor Idris Elba tells @Emmabarnett the ends of kitchen knives could be rounded to tackle a ‘crisis in knife crime’, ahead of a new BBC documentary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:58 PM (L/fGl)
---
Now do screwdrivers, chisels, awls, and hammers, you limey twat. Oh ,wait. Those are probably next. Guess I'll not be visiting Ol' Blighty any time soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Packing to leave CO at January 29, 2025 08:32 PM (Ad8y9)

116
Underage prostitute john Bob Menendez 2019: Trump is a n agent for Russia

Underage prostitute john Bob Menendez 2025, minutes after he's sentenced to 11 years: "President Trump is right. This process is political and it's corrupted to the core. I hope that President Trump cleans up the cesspool and restores the integrity to the [justice] system."

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 08:32 PM (4dSnS)

117 74 And you don't ever want to get into a knife fight.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 08:05 PM (xk5j

Even if you win, you're gonna bleed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 08:06 PM (aD39U)

There's that MTV show 'Ridiculousness' that shows crazy video clips.

They have scenes with fights. There were a few clips where a fight was breaking out, one guy got naked and the others just called it quits.

For a knife fight, if you were out numbered, let's say 3 to 1. In a crazy bar fight, no combat people involved, I'd wonder how that would work out.

1. Stripping naked while screaming 'Prepare for AIDS MotherF@ckers!'

2. The level of insanity to rip away clothing during a knife fight. I'd think twice. Especially, if somewhat sober and mobile.

3. And who wants to touch another naked dude.

Against cops and military...no.
Bar fight....outnumbered.....mmmmh...

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 08:32 PM (jvJvP)

118 USDA Inspector General Phyllis Fong forcibly removed from her office by security for not complying with Trump's dismissal order.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUnwOwz6OvQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2025 08:33 PM (Wnaut)

119
England to "childproof" their entire country?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 08:34 PM (4dSnS)

120 Laughed at the singing dog.

I needed that today. 👍

Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 29, 2025 08:34 PM (NFX2v)

121 There was an ex-con in apartment building I lived in years ago, one of those old school guys, right out of central casting. He told me he would rather get shot than stabbed, and I think he had some familiarity with both. I didn’t argue with him.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2025 08:35 PM (+4cXA)

122 >> Actor Idris Elba tells @Emmabarnett the ends of kitchen knives could be rounded to tackle a ‘crisis in knife crime’, ahead of a new BBC documentary.

Nothing I love more than third-world invaders telling us how we have to modify our age-old societies to be more compatible with their violent savage co-invaders.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 08:36 PM (l3YAf)

123
Am I Dumb?

Why did it take me until yesterday when You People were (inexplicably, but not surprisingly) discussing fornication in outer Space that "Space-X" is a clever play on Space Sex!

Oooh, Elon, you cheeky bugger!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 08:38 PM (4dSnS)

124 USDA Inspector General Phyllis Fong forcibly removed from her office by security for not complying with Trump's dismissal order.

Where I to be your King, my Body Guard would have accidently dropped her a number of times whilst dragging her out by her hair.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 08:38 PM (WXNFJ)

125 >> Where I to be your King, my Body Guard would have accidently dropped her a number of times whilst dragging her out by her hair.

I’d vote for you!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 08:39 PM (l3YAf)

126 He told me he would rather get shot than stabbed, and I think he had some familiarity with both. I didn’t argue with him.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2025 08:35 PM (+4cXA)

I knew a guy who said, in an off-hand way that his hernia hurt almost as bad as the time he got stabbed.

I did not bother to ask many questions.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Packing to leave CO at January 29, 2025 08:40 PM (Ad8y9)

127 121 There was an ex-con in apartment building I lived in years ago, one of those old school guys, right out of central casting. He told me he would rather get shot than stabbed, and I think he had some familiarity with both. I didn’t argue with him.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2025 08:35 PM (+4cXA)

There's a french movie called "Inside" on Tubi.

A french lady is due to give birth the next day. A lady with a knife shows up at her door. Quiet first 20 minutes. Holy Shit the last hour. Great movie.

And I was watching the most screwed up crap I could find.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 08:40 PM (jvJvP)

128
Let's say I'd like to work professionally another 5 years, looking to dial back the pace and willing to take a noticeable reduction in salary accordingly.

How hard is that to pull off? Is it something employers understand?

Posted by: 2009Refugee

lol, um, I reckon employers take a dim view on mediocre-at-best production. My advice: keep your plans to yourself.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 08:40 PM (4dSnS)

129 A Grande Arte, aka, Exposure, 1991 movie about knife fighting...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101834/?ref_=fn_ttl_ttl_25

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2025 08:41 PM (i0F8b)

130 Against cops and military...no.
-------

Brings to mind Jerry 'Mad Dog' Shiver: t.ly/PM3mX

Medal of Honor recipient Fleming says Shriver "convinced me that for the rest of my life
I would not go into a bar and cross someone I didn't know."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2025 08:43 PM (XeU6L)

131 I have downloaded all three El Mariachi films and am planning to binge. It doesn't appear that Banderas plays the titular lead in the first one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 08:43 PM (aD39U)

132 Best use of a knife goes to Maximus as he kills Commitus

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 08:43 PM (FHoaH)

133 SQUEEEEEEE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2025 08:44 PM (mT+6a)

134 Good thing birthday dog didn't get burned on the candle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2025 08:44 PM (63Dwl)

135 and yes, I said titular.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 08:44 PM (aD39U)

136 Where I to be your King, my Body Guard would have accidently dropped her a number of times whilst dragging her out by her hair.

I’d vote for you!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member

====

Obligatory - you don't vote for king

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 08:45 PM (8AONa)

137 My favorite meme is a picture of Thomas the train toddler utensil set with a sticker NO ID NO SALE, because it includes a knife

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 29, 2025 08:46 PM (FCrpy)

138
lol, um, I reckon employers take a dim view on mediocre-at-best production. My advice: keep your plans to yourself.

Posted by: Soothsayer

====

It's more not wanting to travel, and not do tight deadline project work

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 08:46 PM (8AONa)

139 Hopefully Fong was yelling, "don't you know who I am!!!!"

And it was all filmed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 08:48 PM (Cp5Ma)

140 It's more not wanting to travel, and not do tight deadline project work
Posted by: 2009Refugee

I've hired part time production folks. On average, I think they outperform full time folks.
Now, this is semi-physical work, but still... my experience.

Posted by: MkY at January 29, 2025 08:49 PM (cPGH3)

141 133 🙂

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

142
Here's Idris Elba actin' a foo

https://is.gd/3EpL26

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 08:51 PM (4dSnS)

143 It's more not wanting to travel, and not do tight deadline project work.

Self Employment comes down to a few basic things.

Number 1 - of course, is the money. Not the "maximum money" you can make, but can you make enough money.

Number 2 - do you need structure or socialization. Because most people keep a regular gig for the structure and socialization.

If you make enough money, and don't need the structure ? I wish I'd have made the leap years ago. Self Employment is where its at.

Posted by: Listen To Me at January 29, 2025 08:51 PM (iY5UH)

144 UK grasping at straws because they like ethnic food too much. Just learn how to cook properly and you can send them home.

Posted by: H at January 29, 2025 08:52 PM (4N/0w)

145 Let's say I'd like to work professionally another 5 years, looking to dial back the pace and willing to take a noticeable reduction in salary accordingly.

How hard is that to pull off? Is it something employers understand?

Switching companies would be required.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 08:31 PM (8AONa)

Millennials and Zoomers call it “Quiet Quitting”, which is ironic given how much they yammer on about it.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 08:52 PM (l3YAf)

146 Hey, my friends are back in the shithole - Canada - that they know.

He said he hated paying the cartels for road access.

Our communist bastards have made the theft less obvious.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 08:52 PM (jvJvP)

147 >It's more not wanting to travel, and not do tight deadline project work

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 08:46 PM (8AONa)

If you're an over 29 white dude, the chances of finding a mid-level corp drone gig is small. Depending on your profession, is consulting an option?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2025 08:53 PM (GTqXr)

148 UK grasping at straws because they like ethnic food too much. Just learn how to cook properly and you can send them home.
Posted by: H at January 29, 2025 08:52 PM (4N/0w)

Mohammed and Vivek don’t use toilet paper and don’t wash their hands more than once a day. That’s where the authentic flavour come from! 😋

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 08:54 PM (l3YAf)

149 Hi, Nurse. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

150 Millennials and Zoomers call it “Quiet Quitting”, which is ironic given how much they yammer on about it.

And its one of the few things I actually applaud Millennials and Zoomers for.

Boomers would make it a point of pride to go in and break their back for a company that told them, daily, how much they were just a cog in the wheel.

And also tell me, daily, that of course I needed to fix shit and figure it all out because "I hadn't put in the time". While they chain smoked.

Posted by: Listen To Me at January 29, 2025 08:55 PM (iY5UH)

151 We've got trebuchets??

When did we get trebuchets??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2025 08:56 PM (aOqEy)

152 USDA Inspector General Phyllis Fong forcibly removed from her office by security for not complying with Trump's dismissal order.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUnwOwz6OvQ
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
===

Shot while making a furtive movement?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 29, 2025 08:57 PM (/lPRQ)

153 It's more not wanting to travel, and not do tight deadline project work

I eventually managed to escape the former, but never the later. Best of luck dictating your desires to a prospective employer. Unfortunately, that rarely works out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2025 08:59 PM (mH6SG)

154 Vogue, 'Melania Trump Cosplays The Apprentice in Her Official White House Portrait,' By Hannah Jackson, January 28, 2025

The audacity! I'm so glad to be rid of fashion item 'matching drapes & sofa Jill' and the other Biden broads.

Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 29, 2025 08:59 PM (NFX2v)

155 USDA Inspector General Phyllis Fong forcibly removed from her office by security for not complying with Trump's dismissal order.

I blame the post WW II, Cold War society that just bent their backs, nodded their heads, and went on with the notion that we needed "experts" to declare shit like how many MPG every car maker needed to average across the entire product offering.

And that mentality goes back to the "Greatest Generation". Look, they were not so great. The Federal Leviathan started under them.

Posted by: Listen To Me at January 29, 2025 09:01 PM (iY5UH)

156 Melania Trump or Annie Lennox, which rocked the power suit better?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:02 PM (Cp5Ma)

157 > 152 USDA Inspector General Phyllis Fong forcibly removed from her office by security

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Bye, Phyllisia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 29, 2025 09:03 PM (W5ArC)

158 I eventually managed to escape the former, but never the later. Best of luck dictating your desires to a prospective employer. Unfortunately, that rarely works out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD

=====

Yeah, I figure it's a low probability plan . .. I'm employed in the meantime, and within spitting distance of being able to afford retiring, but still enjoy contributing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 09:04 PM (8AONa)

159 I don't really care, Phyllisia.

Posted by: Listen To Me at January 29, 2025 09:05 PM (iY5UH)

160 151 The Good News: We have trebuchets.
The Bad News: They were made in China.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

161 Cat slept the entire day. It's gonna be one of those nights.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2025 09:06 PM (Dm8we)

162
160 151 The Good News: We have trebuchets.
The Bad News: They were made in China.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

Probably break in a week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2025 09:07 PM (aOqEy)

163 So Acme trebuchets

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:08 PM (Cp5Ma)

164 The Good News: We have trebuchets.
The Bad News: They were made in China.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)

Made in hut #43.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 09:09 PM (VwHCD)

165 Wildfires now breaking out across WNC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 09:09 PM (Vh9CX)

166 That little bear, I can’t stand it!

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2025 09:10 PM (QzINz)

167 >163 So Acme trebuchets

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:08 PM (Cp5Ma)

More like Harbor Freight trebuchets

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2025 09:10 PM (GTqXr)

168 163 So Acme trebuchets

Operated by Waili Kayote

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

169 Piper

Went manga style with an image. This was the first attempt with prompt.

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:11 PM (Cp5Ma)

170 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

171 Been busy here tonight.
Good evening everyone

Told many times been to Edinburgh, New Years Eve 1979

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2025 09:12 PM (w5cj/)

172 171 At lunchtime?

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:13 PM (77rzZ)

173 Hi Bulg! Let me go look, AP

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2025 09:14 PM (QzINz)

174 You'll never get wealthy if you waste your money on niceties like bathroom tissue.

Posted by: Mahmood From Karachi at January 29, 2025 09:15 PM (G5+As)

175 A Fox girl!

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2025 09:15 PM (QzINz)

176 Yeah, I figure it's a low probability plan . .. I'm employed in the meantime, and within spitting distance of being able to afford retiring, but still enjoy contributing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 09:04 PM

I'm afraid I might have come off a bit harsh in my response. I certainly wish you the best in your quest.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2025 09:15 PM (mH6SG)

177 It's time we have the right to just shoot anyone brandishing a knife.

Posted by: Ciampino - last minute rethink at January 29, 2025 09:15 PM (KjLnc)

178 173 Look at what, Piper?

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:16 PM (77rzZ)

179 Yeah, I figure it's a low probability plan . .. I'm employed in the meantime, and within spitting distance of being able to afford retiring, but still enjoy contributing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee

World to end in 2033. Get out now.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at January 29, 2025 09:17 PM (G5+As)

180 Piper

Look at how simple the prompt is. Now making more complex and detailed versions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:18 PM (Cp5Ma)

181 World to end in 2033. Get out now.
Posted by: Nostrildamus at January 29, 2025 09:17 PM (G5+As)

*mocking laughter*

Posted by: Mayan Calendar at January 29, 2025 09:19 PM (l3YAf)

182
It's time we have the right to just shoot anyone brandishing a knife.
Posted by: Ciampino

We kinda do. Any motion that one interprets as a threat to life can be defended against. You don't really need to hear the words "I'll kill you."

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:19 PM (4dSnS)

183 Breaking on X:
Plane and helicopter crash over and into Potomac

Posted by: Ciampino - last minute news at January 29, 2025 09:19 PM (KjLnc)

184 49 The Brits take crime seriously.

BBC Radio 4 Today
@BBCr4today
"You can still cut your food without the point on the knife."
Actor Idris Elba tells @Emmabarnett the ends of kitchen knives could be rounded to tackle a ‘crisis in knife crime’, ahead of a new BBC documentary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex
......................................
Very soon, in the UK.

youtu.be/piWCBOsJr-w

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 09:20 PM (sAmhv)

185 World to end in 2033. Get out now.
Posted by: Nostrildamus at January 29, 2025 09:17 PM (G5+As)

Transwomen and minorities hardest hit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 09:20 PM (aD39U)

186 I come back from dinner and see that the question of why earlicking was done to me in HS is still on the table.

It was in a drive in and grossed me out. 10th grade. I should have spoken up and said I prefer to clean my own ears, thank you. WHY? I have asked this for decades.

My NY husband said a girl up north did this to him, but he also did not see the point. Is there an earwax fetish I don't know about? Not that I care, I just want to know why. Was it supposed to do the trick and I'd be his? Was it just in the South?

I'd see cars all steamed up and stuff but never one I was in. Quite the cheerleader prude. A mystery for the entire HS. In return I stopped dating for years and was busy. I even used the "I have to wash my hair excuse."

I am sure I am fixing to be willowed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 09:21 PM (gi+MR)

187 The cats are all in.

My friends are back in the country.

There's a movie I bought on Prime. 'The Necklace' with both Madeleine and Violet McGraw in there playing sisters, which they are in real life.

They are the top teen horror actresses now. Sweetest girls. Violet was in 'M3Gan' and Madeleine won a Chainsaw Horror award as Gwen in 'The Black Phone.'

The cats can tear around. I'm just going to enjoy my movie.

And the cats are taking up my tear around challenge....

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 09:21 PM (jvJvP)

188 182
It's time we have the right to just shoot anyone brandishing a knife.
Posted by: Ciampino

We kinda do. Any motion that one interprets as a threat to life can be defended against. You don't really need to hear the words "I'll kill you."

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:19 PM (4dSnS)
----
Well you don't in NYC or NJ ..... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - new Fed law would be nice at January 29, 2025 09:21 PM (KjLnc)

189
I think Magnum is 80, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:21 PM (4dSnS)

190 I'm afraid I might have come off a bit harsh in my response. I certainly wish you the best in your quest.

Posted by: Notorious BFD

=====

Not harsh at all. Good honest opinions are what make this place so fun.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 09:22 PM (8AONa)

191
And, tomorrow, Gene Hackman, is...

95?!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:22 PM (4dSnS)

192 That heli-plane collision:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=2M_mQ-KqSsM

Posted by: Ciampino - new Fed law would be nice at January 29, 2025 09:22 PM (KjLnc)

193 I'm telling ya, Trump needs Melei sideburns.

https://tinyurl.com/435evcwb

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 09:22 PM (aD39U)

194 161 Cat slept the entire day. It's gonna be one of those nights.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

We would get Tokyo and Bugy up at 1800. Man they hated that shit. Play with them, chase them up the stairs, run them around. Basically exercise their 0200 zoomies out of them at 1800.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 29, 2025 09:23 PM (MsrgL)

195 Ottisburg?!?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:23 PM (Cp5Ma)

196 So Veneswailya is gettin all puffy chested to our CIC?

Very well then,

A couple of BOOMERS from either New London or Georgia squatting deep down off of their coastline should sweat them "MUCHO GRANDE!!"

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 29, 2025 09:24 PM (pggNd)

197
ban pointy knives

or...

deport all the foreign barbarians

Touch choice...

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:24 PM (4dSnS)

198 183 Breaking on X:
Plane and helicopter crash over and into Potomac
Posted by: Ciampino
....................................
Damn. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often with the amount of air traffic we have. I'd hate to be an ATC around DC. I'd be a chain smoking alcoholic. The stress they're under.

That also explains why I'm hearing LOTS of sirens right now. I'm about 7 miles from Reagan National.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 09:25 PM (sAmhv)

199 A decently lead troop of Boy Scouts from 1955 could knock the UK over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:26 PM (Cp5Ma)

200 Good evening, cafe dwellers!

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2025 09:26 PM (uACWf)

201 180 Piper

Look at how simple the prompt is. Now making more complex and detailed versions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29

But you agree it’s not a great place for the kid to play with, right?

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2025 09:26 PM (QzINz)

202 Piper

No. Investigate any such site carefully.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:28 PM (Cp5Ma)

203 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:29 PM (77rzZ)

204 Reading at Legalinsurrection.com CaliExit, sure many of us wouldn't mind them to leave, good luck because a few states tried that in 1861 and it didn't work then.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2025 09:30 PM (w5cj/)

205 'Sup, Doof?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2025 09:31 PM (Wnv9h)

206
If you own guns, it's wise to get acquainted with the laws of self defense.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:31 PM (4dSnS)

207 @rawsalerts
·
1m
🚨#BREAKING: A significant emergency response is underway, and a mass casualty has been declared after an American Airlines jet collided with a D.C. Police helicopter in a possible midair collision.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 09:32 PM (LkLld)

208 “Lord, give me the wisdom to know what to do & the courage to do it”

Clarence Thomas’ daily prayer as told to Sean Duffy. It’s powerful.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2025 09:32 PM (QzINz)

209 Reagan crash: supposedly a flight from Wisconsin (737?) and a police bus-helicopter.

Posted by: Ciampino - the Potomac is cold now at January 29, 2025 09:33 PM (KjLnc)

210 Plane crash looks bad, guys.

Webcam caught it, but assume fog of war here. Commercial craft v helicopter?

https://x.com/aletweetsnews/status/1884789306645983319

Posted by: Piercello at January 29, 2025 09:34 PM (1Osw1)

211 Howdy Glub.

Hello RMBS.

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2025 09:35 PM (uACWf)

212 For the record, I look older than Tom Selleck, and I will be 59 in a week or so. That dude is aging very well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Packing to leave CO at January 29, 2025 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

213 Reagan crash: supposedly a flight from Wisconsin (737?) and a police bus-helicopter.

Posted by: Ciampino - the Potomac is cold now at January 29, 2025 09:33 PM (KjLnc)

Which had the DEI pilot?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 09:35 PM (VwHCD)

214 Oh dear Lord, a passenger jet and a helicopter?

Please G_d, let us have another Miracle on the Potomac.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:35 PM (Cp5Ma)

215 Multiple conflicting reports on plane origin so far. Too early.

Dammit.

Posted by: Piercello at January 29, 2025 09:36 PM (1Osw1)

216 The accident has already been blamed on Trump....probably.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 09:36 PM (KQk9m)

217 They are doing search and rescue in the Potomac river. We need to pray, y’all.

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2025 09:37 PM (QzINz)

218 >“Lord, give me the wisdom to know what to do & the courage to do it”
---

sounds like the AA serenity prayer

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2025 09:37 PM (AOsQT)

219 I don't know...

But back in my day we had "Monkey Bars"..."The steel welded push Merry go Round", and "heavy-duty chain-link swings with the top post at 14 feet for the more adventurous kids."

WE were "UNAFRAID" back then. And no one sued anyone.

It was part of our daily strength drills or the adventure of just being a kid.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 29, 2025 09:38 PM (pggNd)

220 Just at a glance I would doubt anyone survived but we can hope.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 09:38 PM (KQk9m)

221 It looks very bad in that link.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 09:39 PM (aD39U)

222 Melania Trump or Annie Lennox, which rocked the power suit better?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:02 PM (Cp5Ma)

Melania looks like she would have you whipped and beaten.
Anne Lennox looked like she would swing the crop herself and insist you call her "mistress"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 09:41 PM (D7oie)

223 The shots of National Airport look the same as they did when Air Florida went into the river in '82. I could have spent the rest of my life never seeing that again.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2025 09:41 PM (xCA6C)

224 Looks like whoever was flying the chopper was texting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 09:41 PM (VwHCD)

225 That video is bad, how could a passenger plane run into a helicopter?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2025 09:42 PM (7MHHr)

226 Kindltot

That is another song - "Love is a stranger in an open car."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:42 PM (Cp5Ma)

227 Melania Trump or Annie Lennox, which rocked the power suit better?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:02 PM (Cp5Ma)

Melania looks like she would have you whipped and beaten.
Anne Lennox looked like she would swing the crop herself and insist you call her "mistress"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 09:41 PM (D7oie)

Thats a damn good observation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

228
Kash Patel’s Senate Confirmation Hearing!
Tomorrow at 9:30am ET

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2025 09:43 PM (Wnaut)

229 That video is bad, how could a passenger plane run into a helicopter?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2025 09:42 PM (7MHHr)

Looks like it was the other way around.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 09:43 PM (VwHCD)

230 Crash:

https://xcancel.com/AriSchulman/
status/1884782748021195146

Posted by: Ciampino - the Potomac is cold now at January 29, 2025 09:44 PM (KjLnc)

231 Helicopter just intercepts it.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 09:44 PM (KQk9m)

232 Just dawned on me why Pence all of a sudden reared his head and done this : "Mike Pence has revived old clips of his former boss trashing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hours before the health secretary nominee faced senators for his confirmation hearing.

“President Trump was right the first time,” Pence wrote on X. “Senators, Vote No on RFK, Jr.”

Pence uploaded an old video of Donald Trump smacking down Kennedy as a “Democrat plant” and “radical left liberal” when they were running against each other in the November polls."

Eli Lilly and Company - Headquarters : 839 S Delaware St, Indianapolis, IN

Lilly makes a ton of meds, like...diabetes drugs.

I bet they own most of Indiana's politicians.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 09:46 PM (g47mK)

233 In other words, the helicopter was in airspace it should not have been in.

Great.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:46 PM (Cp5Ma)

234 []That is another song - "Love is a stranger in an open car."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:42 PM (Cp5Ma)

I also have all the Allison Moyet albums could find

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 09:46 PM (D7oie)

235 In other words, the helicopter was in airspace it should not have been in.

Great.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:46 PM (Cp5Ma)

I suspect a death sentence for the pilot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 09:48 PM (aD39U)

236 This place has the best mix of empathy and black humor anywhere.
Thanks guys.

Posted by: Piercello at January 29, 2025 09:48 PM (1Osw1)

237 Meh. What do they taste like?
Maybe on Sunday afternoon a poodle recipe?

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at January 29, 2025 09:48 PM (/l23u)

238 Actually an Eurythmics song - "Obsession"

'Love is a stranger in an open car,
tempt you in and drive you far away,
obsession'

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:48 PM (Cp5Ma)

239 Notice from Arlington County: All flights at Reagan National Airport have been stopped.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2025 09:48 PM (yxhux)

240 Fwiw, partial reports claim plane was a commuter American Eagle plane. 60 or so on board. Some are claiming military or police helicopter involved.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 29, 2025 09:49 PM (ctrM5)

241 235 In other words, the helicopter was in airspace it should not have been in.

Great.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:46 PM (Cp5Ma)

I suspect a death sentence for the pilot.
Posted by: Grump928(C

Bets on the DEI-ness of the air traffic control center?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2025 09:50 PM (mT+6a)

242 Melania looks like she would have you whipped and beaten.
Anne Lennox looked like she would swing the crop herself and insist you call her "mistress"
Posted by: Kindltot

And I'd do it.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 09:50 PM (WXNFJ)

243 I suspect a death sentence for the pilot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 09:48 PM (aD39U)

Sentence first, trial afterwards.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2025 09:50 PM (7MHHr)

244 Rampant speculation:

If that was some drone, and not a helicopter, holy f*ck.

Again, rampant speculation.

May God bless those on board.

Posted by: Piercello at January 29, 2025 09:50 PM (1Osw1)

245 Was this flight targeted? Who was on that plane?

Posted by: DaisyB at January 29, 2025 09:51 PM (AbL8c)

246 Plane was coming from Wichita to DC.
60 people thought to be dead. 🙏

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:51 PM (NpAcC)

247 Possibly a crj-700 plane

Posted by: whig's phone at January 29, 2025 09:52 PM (ctrM5)

248 Military helicopter collided with a regional jet

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:53 PM (NpAcC)

249 Did the plane fall in the city?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 09:53 PM (aD39U)

250 For American Eagle, a Bombardier CRJ-700 would make sense.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:54 PM (Cp5Ma)

251
I think Magnum is 80, today.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators

80 Magnum. It shoots through schools.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2025 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

252 Horrible to watch people die like that. Lord help them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2025 09:55 PM (aOqEy)

253 249 Did the plane fall in the city?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
......................
No. Potomac River, next to Reagan National.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 09:55 PM (sAmhv)

254 Damn. I used to fly American Eagle on hops too many times to count. Prayers up for all involved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2025 09:56 PM (mH6SG)

255 For American Eagle, a Bombardier CRJ-700 would make sense.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Flight Track is saying a 700.

Posted by: weft cut-Batman at January 29, 2025 09:56 PM (mlg/3)

256 If military could be a lot of different bases. Air Force, Army, or even DC National Guard.

But transiting controlled air space is unbelievable since military aircraft have to communicate with FAA ATC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:56 PM (Cp5Ma)

257
ATC DEI?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:57 PM (4dSnS)

258
I'm actually surprised ATC doesn't cause more disasters. Not saying this was ATC's fault. Yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 09:58 PM (4dSnS)

259 Does not need to be DEI.

Just a controller spending too much time with one aircraft can result in such tragedies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 09:59 PM (Cp5Ma)

260 Damn, from the video it looks like that small craft flew straight into the plane. Was it really a helicopter?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 29, 2025 09:59 PM (HdrJu)

261 This place has the best mix of empathy and black humor anywhere.
Thanks guys.
Posted by: Piercello at January 29, 2025 09:48 PM (1Osw1)

Good to see you again, I hope you have been lurking and not too occupied.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:00 PM (D7oie)

262
Perhaps a Fake News chopper?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 10:00 PM (4dSnS)

263 Last!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 10:01 PM (8zz6B)

264 FAA saying it was a Sikorsky H-60 heli. Military.

per X/twitter.

Posted by: Piercello at January 29, 2025 10:02 PM (1Osw1)

265 256 If military could be a lot of different bases. Air Force, Army, or even DC National Guard.

But transiting controlled air space is unbelievable since military aircraft have to communicate with FAA ATC.
Posted by: Anna Puma
........................
Bolling AB is right across the river from Reagan National. Lots of chopper traffic out of there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 10:03 PM (sAmhv)

266
Kinda hard to tell, but for all we know, the big plane flew into the little aircraft's path. Video angles, especially at night, can play tricks on yours and throw off your perspective.

If that is the case, then the small aircraft would've been on the large aircraft's blindside.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 10:03 PM (4dSnS)

267 IIRC there was a SoCal controlled air space incursion at LAX. Actually, there were two incursions at the same time. Along with a PSA DC-9.

Controller spent too much time getting one of the incursions, a privately owned Grumman, to get out of the air space. The other incursion was also a private plane operating under VFR rules and also lost.

The lost private plane collided with the PSA DC-9.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 10:03 PM (Cp5Ma)

268 UH-60, MH-60, SH-60, VH-60

take your pick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 10:04 PM (Cp5Ma)

269
Shall we continue this in the ONT?

Let's.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 10:04 PM (4dSnS)

270 ATC had the highest wash out rates in the USAF. Hard stressful school and very tough job, mentally.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 10:04 PM (sAmhv)

271 A french lady is due to give birth the next day. A lady with a knife shows up at her door. Quiet first 20 minutes. Holy Shit the last hour. Great movie.

And I was watching the most screwed up crap I could find.
Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state

Look up "Filth" About a fucked up Scots copper. Its why I call them the filth.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 10:07 PM (bgJ0E)

272 268 UH-60, MH-60, SH-60, VH-60

take your pick.
Posted by: Anna Puma

HH-60

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 29, 2025 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

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Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2025 09:30 PM (w5cj/)

Let the government of the state leave. Keep all the land for the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 02:17 AM (asFox)

274 Reading at Legalinsurrection.com CaliExit, sure many of us wouldn't mind them to leave, good luck because a few states tried that in 1861 and it didn't work then.
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2025 09:30 PM (w5cj/)

Yeah he had Russian experts pore through the constitution carefully last year when Z cancelled elections and mentioned it publicly. Like usual the EUcrats thought he wasn't serious and laughed it off.

They may not be laughing now.

Anyhow I think Putin gave the answer that the legislature the Duma does have legitimacy so they could set up someone to talk should they be inclined.

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