Quick Hits

Tommy Tuberville
@TTuberville
RFK was a MAJOR piece to the puzzle that helped President Trump win all 7 battleground states and the national popular vote.
While @realDonaldTrump is assembling an All Star team, no Cabinet nominee could damage the political future of Democrats more than RFK and the MAHA movement.
Republicans have to deliver for these young voters giving us a chance for the first time. Confirm RFK.

Shane Goldmacher
@ShaneGoldmacher
A new Quinnipiac poll shows the Democratic Party at an all-time low (31 percent favorable) and the Republican Party at an all-time high (43 percent).

We need Common Sense Trebuchet Control, now. We cannot sit idly by when people threaten to launch watermelons out of a non-operative trebuchet like they're Edward Longshanks. We cannot return to the days of prima noctae, which never actually existed but it sure made for Dynamite Plot Fuel for Braveheart.

The Chicago Tribune editorial board attacked Dr. Phil as "Taliban"-lkke for doing a ride-long with ICE officers as they rounded up criminals.

The Chicago Tribune editorial board viciously attacked television's Dr. Phil McGraw for appearing at the scene as ICE arrested an illegal immigrant who was a convicted sex offender and "internet predator," according to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). In an editorial Monday, the once reliably conservative newspaper for over 100 years -- until it took a swing to the Left, refusing to endorse a GOP presidential candidate since 2004 -- went so far as to liken McGraw to the Taliban.
McGraw embedded with U.S. immigration officers during deportation raids and interviewed Sam Seda, a Thai national whom border czar Tom Homan stated was "an illegal alien convicted of sex crimes involving children." "He's walking the streets of Chicago," Homan added.
McGraw asked Seda if he'd "been charged with sex crimes involving children," as Homan had stated, prompting Seda to answer, "Not really."
"Here in America, we don't have show trials nor do we ritualistically lambaste such people in service of political power or television ratings," the Tribune editorial board huffed. "Unlike some nations, we don't hang, beat or interrogate people in the public square, either."
Then the Tribune vilified McGraw, saying, "We were astonished to see Phil McGraw, a man who uses a sobriquet that includes the word 'doctor,' embedding himself with ICE, a questionable move in and of itself for a person who has claimed to heal, and then literally shining a spotlight on a Thai national who was rounded up by ICE on Sunday in Chicago."
The Tribune wrote dramatically, "Dr. Phil's quarry told him he recognized him from TV and then took part, consciously or not, in his own ritual humiliation for a hungry TV audience."
...
"There was something profoundly unsettling about a man who found fame and a huge fortune in our city on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show,' a man who made his bones by offering advice to often vulnerable guests as a psychotherapist would, someone who set himself up as an avuncular healer, telling people how to nurture their relationship with their spouse or cope after a relationship has fallen apart," the Tribune complained.

...
Incredibly, the Tribune then compared Dr. Phil to the Taliban, writing, "Given the abhorrent nature of the Thai national's crimes, it's easy to say that's all fine. Take all the licks you want, Dr. Phil But it's not. The Taliban do not roam the streets of Chicago, and their modus operandi should not be applied here."

I'm not going to bother looking up their attack on CNN "journalists" for embedding with FBI agents as they raided Roger Stone's house. I'm sure it's every bit as fulsomely hysterical as this one is, because I know the corrupt, anti-American, viciously Marxist media would never celebrate the "ritual humiliation" of a Trump advisor as if they were the Taliban itself.

Trump: I might detain 30,000 illegal aliens at Guantanamo.

I was hoping for this -- we need some place to keep the criminal aliens while we negotiate with third countries to take them. The socialist tyranny of Venezuela, for example, will not take its criminals back.

President Donald Trump announced plans to sign an executive order instructing the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security to begin preparing a 30,000-bed immigrant detention facility at Guantanamo Bay.
Trump made the surprise declaration during the signing of the Laken Riley Act at the White House Wednesday afternoon to prepare a migrant facility at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp, which was used to detain suspected terrorists during the George W. Bush administration.
"Today, I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security to begin preparing the 30,000-person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay. Most people don't even know about it," Trump said.
"We have 30,000 beds in Guantanamo to detain the worst criminal illegal aliens threatening the American people," Trump said. "Some of them are so bad, we don't even trust [their home] countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back. So we're going to send them out to Guantanamo."

RFK JR: "There's no such thing as Republican children or Democratic children. These are our kids. 66% of them are damaged ... And all these Democrats are opposed to me for partisan issues. They used to be my friends, agreed with me on all the environmental issues I've been… pic.twitter.com/CDyOlzjmDN
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) January 29, 2025

Amazing:

Media before vs after RFK joined Trump: pic.twitter.com/91X8O5XNCR
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 29, 2025

Via redridinghood:

Former Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta laughs at countries that are upset over Trump’s statement that he will no longer provide unlimited funding to foreign governments.

“Why are you crying? It’s not your government. It’s not your country. He has no reason to give you anything.… pic.twitter.com/qlBFLaeQXX
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) January 29, 2025

So, I think the context here is that RFKJr. sells "merch," like every other politico.

One of the pieces of merch is a onesie for a baby that says something like "vax free baby" or something. I don't know what it says. It says something the Pfizer Owned-and-Operated Democrats don't like.

Here is Bernie Sanders demanding to know if RFKJr. "supports these onesies."

Senator Bernie Sanders, screaming:

“Are you supportive of the onesies!”

We live in clown world. pic.twitter.com/pQjoRZuISq
— Dr Manhattva (@Manhattva) January 29, 2025

Stephen Miller (the commentator, not the Trump advisor) points out you can see Megyn Kelly laughing hysterically in background.

You don't say?

“Two of my children are receiving gender affirming care” - purple/blue haired woman

What are the odds?? pic.twitter.com/SBRo4FGIWK
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 29, 2025

BREAKING: President Trump just dismantled the fake media narrative on the funding freeze.

TRUMP: I am restating right now - the media has purposefully created confusion... Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare have not been impacted by any action we have taken in any way, shape or… pic.twitter.com/t6eukML0oX
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 29, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 The Bee is on the case.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (ExV1e)

2
Good Evening!

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (3ek7K)

3 Never first. I have to say Kash Patel should strike fear in everyone's hearts...especially terrorists.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (gi+MR)

4 Wait, prima noctae never existed? I feel like Ace just blew the whole Santa Claus thing for me.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 29, 2025 06:32 PM (th/4a)

5 I’d never seen Christie in jeans before…

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

6
I am praying Patel makes it through the process. He is going to kick ass!!

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:33 PM (3ek7K)

7 That ex-presidnet of Kenya needs to be issued US citizenship and voted into congress. He has more on the ball than most of the 535 idiots we have representing us.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2025 06:33 PM (Rcnd3)

8 Every night I enjoy turning into the weeping on NBC Nightly Propaganda network just for the sadzzzz.

I can't usually take it too long.

I so want RFK to eliminate drug company commercials.

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 06:34 PM (jvJvP)

9
Air Force "pilot" gives up flying his F-35 and says fuck it and ejects:

https://is.gd/Z4P1vF

Look, fats, I get it. If the plane is malfunctioning and no longer flyable, let it plummet over a safe area. But if YOU fucked up, you stay in that plane and do your job: fly the plane.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 06:34 PM (ys6MS)

10 6 Concur.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:35 PM (fTu9b)

11 >> Wait, prima noctae never existed? I feel like Ace just blew the whole Santa Claus thing for me.

What the hell did the mall Santa tell you?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:35 PM (lDb3Z)

12 I think the son of Blue Roots is in the pink jacket behind her. Nodding. Adjusting scarf on his legs (?).

I honestly think gender affirming parents don't get their gender of choice at birth. They are the groomers.

On the other hand, my grandson has wanted to be a butterfly or fireman in the same day as a toddler. It is so confusing not to harsh their vibe.

Maybe we can ship these people to Greenland after we buy it? Toughen them up and have them realize which bathroom to use before they can return.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:35 PM (gi+MR)

13 Who would you rather have as a Parent:

Texas Snow Dad?

or, Blue Haired Lady with 2 GenderBender Kids?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (xk5j8)

14 Jabba the Gunt might have a Twi'lek trapped in there.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (kpS4V)

15 WILL YOU DENOUNCE THE ONESIES? I DEMAND YOU DENOUNCE THE ONESIES!!

Posted by: Bernie Deadbeat Sanders at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (Odg76)

16 The Democrats really don't know why they lost and they don't want to know because they already know all they need to know and that is you're wrong.

October 2024, anonymous media executive: "If we can't stop Trump, we're finished."
January 2025, the mainstream media: "We're gonna stop Trump this time for sure."

I am quite amused at how they are running almost the exact same stories, with only the dateline changed, while seriously still believing they have any relevance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (jKKXJ)

17
garrett,

neither

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (3ek7K)

18 Heads go farther than other body parts. Aerodynamics or something. They send a good message as well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (/U5Yz)

19 I don't like this Kennedy guy. He's after my snacks.

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (dIske)

20 I am not sure I like the idea of feeding and clothing those fkrs , while some 3rd world hellhole refuses to take their own. But what are the real alternatives ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (g47mK)

21 Achmed will celebrate all the diversity his new cell-mates bring.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2025 06:37 PM (FhXTo)

22 African president dude gets it…

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 06:37 PM (PCK5/)

23
runner,

Shooting them??

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K)

24 I'd call the senators going after RFK Jr. fatuous fools, but I hate to smear actual fatuous fools through such an association.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 06:37 PM (tT6L1)

25 During the year 2024 there wasn't probably a single day where Trump wasn't trying to sell me a hat. I just donated straight and that puts you on a PLEASE SELL ME ALL THE HATS list.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2025 06:37 PM (zkOVr)

26 this seemed worthy of being reposted:

Keep in mind the Browns are the best Football team in Cleveland.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (9XPe

Thinnest kid at fat camp
Smartest MSNBC host
Hottest host of The View
Most masculine NeverTrumper
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (lDb3Z)

Prettiest Democrat congresswoman.

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:38 PM (lCppi)

27 7

Run that Kenyan guy against Bro-fOmar

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:38 PM (1k+0C)

28 This was from Variety.
The resistance is crumbling.

The Resistance Skips Town

In 2017, Sundance was in full swing as Donald Trump took the oath of office for the first time. And the festival sprang into action. Chelsea Handler led a Women’s March that attracted 8,000 people, Kristen Stewart and Netflix founder Reed Hastings among them, and artists like Mary J. Blige denounced the incoming president at the premieres of their films.

Fast-forward eight years, and it’s a very different picture. Trump is back in power, but the resistance movement he sparked failed to show up in Park City. Publicists implored journalists to avoid asking their clients political questions, while celebrities who previously came out swinging against the MAGA movement were less eager to sound off. And there were no major demonstrations against the new administration.

But many of the films had unmistakable political undertones, highlighting communities under attack by Trump and his followers or offering alternative visions of the world. “Jimpa” and “Kiss of the Spider Woman” celebrated the LGBTQ+ community, while “Rebuilding,” “The Perfect Neighbor” and “Mr. Nobody Against Putin” warned of the threats

Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 06:38 PM (jvJvP)

29 "they are running almost the exact same stories"

With the same pre-written headlines.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:38 PM (fTu9b)

30 Bernie Sanders is such an insane clown. Do you support the sale of such onesies? Is he of this earth? And he supported all of Biden's cabinet members, what does that tell you about his integrity and honesty?

Posted by: TJ Jackson at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (bXvrr)

31 Trump: I might detain 30,000 illegal aliens at Guantanamo.
______
Another plus: should they escape, they are Castro hands.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (1bNHn)

32 I am not sure I like the idea of feeding and clothing those fkrs , while some 3rd world hellhole refuses to take their own. But what are the real alternatives ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (g47mK)

Take them to southern border and shove them across.

I’m serious. Mexico happily aided and abetted this invasion. They get billions in remittances. Time for them to reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (lDb3Z)

33 One of the fascinating things about the American government is that no amount of failure is ever grounds to change course.

Americans are getting sicker and fatter? Then more of the same but just spend more!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (t0Rmr)

34 Kash needs a real working trebuchet right now.

As for the Democrat Senators, they make clowns looks serious.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (Cp5Ma)

35 Another thing I hope RFKjr promises to do is rid the Senate (and government overall) of its chronic addiction to money. That might be the most profound improvement in national health possible.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (aXxgO)

36 >>We cannot return to the days of prima noctae, which never actually existed but it sure made for Dynamite Plot Fuel for Braveheart.

Prima noctis, or droit de seiugneur, was the entire premise of a movie called The War Lord which starred Charlton Heston which was made in 1965. Therefore, it existed, at least in that movie.

Posted by: huerfano at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (n2swS)

37 Who is going to put money on Menendez's books?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (QSrLX)

38 You know, despite my last name, I was never really overweight.

Posted by: Morty Gunty at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (G5+As)

39 My boner's boner's boner's boner has a boner. This is getting WAY out of hand.

Posted by: Super Ultra Mega Schadenboner at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (URPBf)

40 we're gonna need a bigger gitmo, ...

jus' sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (uX4GZ)

41 I read some article by this woman that said people couldn't effectively work from home because she couldn't. I did it for years. And the proof that I was effective was that they called me back as a contractor a month after they let me go. There were 259 unworked trouble tickets in the month I was away. Yes, there are ways they can tell if you are working.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (EV2jz)

42 Wait, prima noctae never existed? I feel like Ace just blew the whole Santa Claus thing for me.

What the hell did the mall Santa tell you?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member

He said you're gonna have to sit on his north pole.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (zmGDy)

43 Most masculine NeverTrumper

Pretty sure that's Jennifer Rubin

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2025 06:41 PM (t0Rmr)

44 >>>Trump: I might detain 30,000 illegal aliens at Guantanamo.

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:41 PM (G3koe)

45 During RFKj hearing you can see the last vestiges of Democrat poison leaving Cheryl Hines' body. Literally.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:41 PM (g47mK)

46 Prettiest Democrat congresswoman.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:38 PM (lCppi)

What?? You don’t appreciate the demure beauty of Senator Fat Drunk Yoko?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:41 PM (lDb3Z)

47 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 46m
BREAKING: Meta to pay $25 million to settle lawsuit from Trump over company suspending his accounts after Capitol attack, AP sources say

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 06:41 PM (5LoD7)

48 Pima Noctis is practiced in Arizona.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (1k+0C)

49 Right after President Trump was elected the screaming was real in local sub reddit. Mothers of trans kids were pulling them out of school and educating them for their GED. It was total hysteria. I am totally unsure what their fear was post election. Like they were going to be targeted, tagged and put into camps. With Trump voters behind the grassy knoll waiting for the last bell to ring.

On the very rare times I see a transidiot I just don't care. Think they are odd and have at it. Tape that dong down, dudette. Take the hormones.

Chaz Bono is the poster child of a kid who was possibly abused or went through something. But to stand by and let your daughter have a double mastectomy, hysterectomy and take hormones to grow a beard is certainly odd parenting.

I don't understand why she just could not be a lesbian and date women without going through all that.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (gi+MR)

50 That blue haired bint has FOUR children, of which TWO are receiving "gender affirming care"????

I have questions:

1. What man was stupid enough to impregnate you even once, much less four times?
2. Regarding "half of your children receiving gender affirming care", how long have you been demonically possessed?

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (azSra)

51 Prettiest Democrat congresswoman.

Kinky Boots is gone my friends, off to a farm upstate where she can scissor with the other hot leftist lesbians in peace.

Posted by: Some Moron at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (t0Rmr)

52 Pink skivies and bologna sammiches fot the Guantanamo inmates.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (FHoaH)

53 Ace

There might be a cartoon or two you might find amusing. From 1992.

https://tinyurl.com/trebuchetcartoon

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (Cp5Ma)

54 I've taken more money from Pharma companies than anyone else in the Senate. I'm a crooked old fraud.

Posted by: Bernie Deadbeat Sanders at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (Odg76)

55 The only thing wrong with the catapult photo is that Patel didn't have an entire cart of melonheads.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (aXxgO)

56 The socialist tyranny of Venezuela, for example, will not take its criminals back.

A huge barge pulls up to the Venezuela coastline, each criminal is given a cheap plastic pool float, a Bible, and an oar and thrown overboard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (/U5Yz)

57 "Fattest, sickest country on earth"
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This is about me, isn't it? You'll be hearing from my sleazy, bottom-feeder lawyers.

Posted by: Dank Demass at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (XeU6L)

58 o, & thx for explaining the "onesies" thing I saw earlier, Ace!

saw the bernie quote with zero context, went huh?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (uX4GZ)

59 "One of the fascinating things about the American government is that no amount of failure is ever grounds to change course.

Americans are getting sicker and fatter? Then more of the same but just spend more!"

I have a problem with blaming the fed govt for people's unhealthy lifestyle choices. Govt has only a few truly essential jobs, and I just don't see how 'gym teacher' and 'dietician' are among them.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (fTu9b)

60 Trump: I might detain 30,000 illegal aliens at Guantanamo.
______
Another plus: should they escape, they are Castro hands.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (1bNHn)

I think the night watchman should just accidentally forget to lock the door. Problemo solve-ode.

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (lCppi)

61 I do not trust RFKJ. However, had I a vote, it'd go to him, (a) to support Trump, and (b) to oppose his enemies.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2025 06:44 PM (1bNHn)

62 "Now they're against me because anything that President Trump does, any decision he makes, has to be lampooned, derided, discredited, marginalized, vilified."

--

It's good to have these words entered into the record.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 29, 2025 06:44 PM (HdrJu)

63 Kash needs a real working trebuchet right now.

As for the Democrat Senators, they make clowns looks serious.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (Cp5Ma)

Kash needs an auto loading trebuchet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 06:44 PM (VwHCD)

64 My boner's boner's boner's boner has a boner. This is getting WAY out of hand.

Posted by: Super Ultra Mega Schadenboner at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (URPBf)

It's all hands on deck here, people!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:44 PM (G3koe)

65 PureAmericaNews
@PureAmericaNews
22h
🇺🇸#BREAKING: Watch as a Military F-35 fighter jet crashes bursting into Flames

📍#Eielson | #Alaska

Watch wild footage as Military emergency teams swiftly responded after an F-35 fighter jet crashed on the flight line at Eielson Air Force Base in Fairbanks, Alaska, according to a military official speaking to Alaska News. Officials confirmed the pilot was unharmed, though Airman 1st Class Spencer Hanson was uncertain whether the pilot had ejected before the crash. The pilot is safe and was quickly transported to Bassett Army Hospital for further assessment. The cause of the crash is still under investigation. With an average cost of around $81 million per new F-35, this incident represents a significant financial loss.

https://tinyurl.com/9smza5rt
21 seconds
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LOL. Just yesterday I watched the newest Top Gun movie with Admiral "Don Draper" complaining about the cost to the taxpayers for crashed planes.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 06:44 PM (5LoD7)

66 > The socialist tyranny of Venezuela, for example, will not take its criminals back.

They'd take them back if I were in charge. Straight down at terminal velocity.

Posted by: General Pinochet at January 29, 2025 06:44 PM (W5ArC)

67 Trump: I might detain 30,000 illegal aliens at Guantanamo.
......

Why, do they have lots of lettuce to pick?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

68 we're gonna need a bigger gitmo, ...

jus' sayin' ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

It would have to be huge ... something on the order of Cuba... Hey, wait a minute~!

Posted by: weft cut-Batman at January 29, 2025 06:45 PM (mlg/3)

69 Have you ever had sex for money? Have you ever taken money for sex? Have you ever voted while under the influence of drugs or alcohol?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 29, 2025 06:45 PM (QSrLX)

70
Hands on dick??

How dare you! There are ladies here.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:45 PM (3ek7K)

71 I'm not really why a nation would have to agree to "take back" its citizens.

You deliver them, like Amazon, to the doorstep.

And if they refuse to let you deliver them by standard ground delivery, then you deliver them WKRP in Cincinnati/Pinochet-style.

Posted by: Wowzers at January 29, 2025 06:45 PM (L9Wo/)

72 Prima noctis, or droit de seiugneur, was the entire premise of a movie called The War Lord which starred Charlton Heston which was made in 1965. Therefore, it existed, at least in that movie.
Posted by: huerfano at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (n2swS)

The term came about a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away when someone misheard a Spanish Jawa who asked, "Droid, Senor?" It then made it into Earth folklore via a tribe of illiterate, hobo hunting, Ewoks... Ace's many times removed forebears.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:45 PM (ExV1e)

73 I am not sure I like the idea of feeding and clothing those fkrs , while some 3rd world hellhole refuses to take their own. But what are the real alternatives ?
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Helicopter drops....from a reasonable distance, and over water rather than land if available.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM (azSra)

74 I am not sure I like the idea of feeding and clothing those fkrs , while some 3rd world hellhole refuses to take their own. But what are the real alternatives ?
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My understanding is they are all highly skilled and highly-valued cleaners of floors, pickers of crops, cookers of meals, folders of laundry, makers of beds and washer of dishes.

You just can't find folks like that just anywhere, you know?

They'll earn their keep putting those skills to use ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM (jKKXJ)

75 Except Cuba has this massive minefield surrounding Gitmo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM (Cp5Ma)

76 Pink skivies and bologna sammiches fot the Guantanamo inmates.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Sounds like a plan.

Posted by: Joe Arpaio at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

77 I went to someone's retirement lunch today. The last of my old cohort. Lots of old people stopped in and I got to find out who had died, a surprisingly large number btw.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM (aD39U)

78 > Trump: I might detain 30,000 illegal aliens at Guantanamo.

Why? Are they especially dangerous cartel members or something?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (Odg76)

79 "That blue haired bint has FOUR children, of which TWO are receiving 'gender affirming care'????"

It's criminal if Child Protective Services is not searching for foster homes for those children. She well may have a case of Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (aXxgO)

80 56, LOL, I was thinking about , shall we say "involuntary beach landing" style deportation this morning ... surely the Marines have some sort of landing craft we could use? don't figure the old ww2 stuff is still around.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (uX4GZ)

81 75.

Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (1k+0C)

82 Perhaps... maybe.. it's time to level the so called MSM.

And by "level" I mean dig a hole so deep it's unable to recover.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (Q4IgG)

83 58 o, & thx for explaining the "onesies" thing I saw earlier, Ace!

saw the bernie quote with zero context, went huh?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (uX4GZ)

I know, right? No way a normal person would be able to guess what that was about or believe it wasn't a parody of a senate hearing.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (RLLZj)

84 I am not sure I like the idea of feeding and clothing those fkrs , while some 3rd world hellhole refuses to take their own. But what are the real alternatives ?

Put them in Mexico and close the gate behind them.

The NGOs that brought them here can figure out how to get them home

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (t0Rmr)

85 AZ Intel
@AZ_Intel_
1h
Former U.S. Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) reacts after sentencing: "Trump was right. This process is political, and it’s corrupted to the core. I hope President Trump cleans up the cesspool and restores the integrity to the system.”
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Not helping, Bob, although he "got caught" probably due to what little pro-American, anti-illegals efforts he had made.

BTW, the Pelosis sold a shit-tonne of Invidia stock a few days before it crashed over the Chink A.I. debut.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (5LoD7)

86 "We cannot return to the days of prima noctae, which never actually existed but it sure made for Dynamite Plot Fuel for Braveheart."

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Didn't it? I thought the movie was marred by his hatred for the Brits, making them out to be monsters... which, they are, but not quite as bad as he makes them out to be. And then there's the thing about pretending Mr. Braveheart was the actual father for the next king, who I think was one of those who got The Great designation after his name.

I mean, I just assumed the lords and whatnot took liberties with the laydees, whether it had a Latin name or not. Oh well.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (lH8E4)

87 Katie Hopkins to Caroline Kennedy:

"Bobby’s scrotum has more elasticity than your face..."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 29, 2025 06:47 PM (TGPs7)

88 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 3h
🚨#BREAKING: President Donald has announced that he’s signing order to build 30,000-person migrant detention camp at Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 06:48 PM (5LoD7)

89 The F-35 crash video was interesting. I've never seen an airplane fall out of the sky like that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

90 When I think of this guy now playing Capt America, all I think of is his unjustifiably arrogant lines in Civil War, but mostly I picture his jackoff character from Pain and Gain. But the old Capt America was an insufferable liberal douche so who cares?

Posted by: Anthony Mackie at January 29, 2025 06:48 PM (0pLZt)

91 > With an average cost of around $81 million per new F-35, this incident represents a significant financial loss.

That's almost 17 minutes worth of the federal budget.

They'll live.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 29, 2025 06:48 PM (W5ArC)

92 Bernie Sanders is such an insane clown. job.

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Democrat Party = Insane Clown Posse

AOC = Insane Clown Pussy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (L/fGl)

93
Lots of old people stopped in and I got to find out who had died, a surprisingly large number btw.
Posted by: Grump928

One of the harshest things I've learned about getting old is that our personal "universe" shrinks every day.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (4dSnS)

94
I have a problem with blaming the fed govt for people's unhealthy lifestyle choices. Govt has only a few truly essential jobs, and I just don't see how 'gym teacher' and 'dietician' are among them.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (fTu9b)

No, but by virtue of the FDA, USDA, and to some extent the FTC the government has insinuated itself into our food mostly as agribusiness' bitch. The food pyramid for example is but one reason why we're fat as fuck. Subsidies for corn and getting HFCS into everything. And lots of other stuff. So they're already deeply involved whether we like it or not, and in many cases greatly to our detriment.

Posted by: They've been fucking with this for a long time at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (URPBf)

95 Former Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta
......

Uhura was president of Kenya? Lucky bastids.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

96 Not a fan of the Guantanamo Bay plan. Do I have an alternative plan? No.

Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (Hucnr)

97 Blake

No plane should fall out of the sky like that. That wasn't even a flat spin, that was a $50 million dollar belly flop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (Cp5Ma)

98 One of the pieces of merch is a onesie for a baby that says something like "vax free baby" or something.

sounds perfectly cromulent to me

Posted by: pdp-10 liberation front at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (sGtp+)

99 If you ever see a picture of yourself with your head cropped off...you might have a problem.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (fV+MH)

100 Have you ever had sex for money? Have you ever taken money for sex? Have you ever voted while under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
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Will you commit to impregnating an obese, retarded Hawaiian, who used the potty this morning all by herself?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (jKKXJ)

101 86

A dude from Glasgow at a bar told me the princess in question was about 3yo at the time of the events in the movie.

Scots in bars never lie.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (1k+0C)

102 Hands on dick??

How dare you! There are ladies here.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:45 PM (3ek7K)

Do ladies not do that anymore? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Doof at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (uACWf)

103 Have you ever had sex for money? ...
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 29, 2025 06:45 PM (QSrLX)

Well, I'm divorced, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (lH8E4)

104 I am not sure I like the idea of feeding and clothing those fkrs , while some 3rd world hellhole refuses to take their own. But what are the real alternatives ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (g47mK)

Navy Seals in night boats landing them on the coast of their homeland with a change of clothes and a pocket full of cash. Something similar for Paraguay.

Good training for the guys. Our guys.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (n7h9X)

105 PLEASE SELL ME ALL THE HATS

Festive little hats!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (9mUcN)

106 I would love it if people who are going to be questioned by pols, and who don't have any shits left to give, would research some of the ones who they know will be obnoxious. Then throw their own records in their faces. There was a little of that, e.g., when Bondi referred to Schiff's censure. But if it became more common, it might shut some of them up.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (1bNHn)

107 This process is political, and it’s corrupted to the core. -- Bob Menendez

Because you got caught and lost your case.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 06:51 PM (gKWVE)

108 Waiting for the snow scraper baby onesie

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 06:51 PM (Wx316)

109 Blue haired birthing person talking about her child with the infectious smile who evidently became depressed...well, I'm gonna say birthing person had something to do with it.

You just know blue haired birthing person went dr shopping because she just knew little depressed sweetiekins had a gender identity problem.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

110 Have you ever had sex for money? ...
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No, if they're attractive enough I'll do it for free...

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 06:51 PM (azSra)

111 Any person deported gets a chip in their brain.

If they come within ten miles of the US border without authorization or invitation, it explodes.

End of problem.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (W2Pud)

112 As I understand it, no modern fighter plane can fly without constant adjustments by the computer. There's a tradeoff between stability and maneuverability, and (for obvious reasons) fighter designers opt for maneuverability.

The downside is that if the computer stops working, things go sideways really fast.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (W5ArC)

113 Except Cuba has this massive minefield surrounding Gitmo.
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Juegos de Calamar, Edicion Cuba S1, Ep. 1

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (jKKXJ)

114 96 Not a fan of the Guantanamo Bay plan. Do I have an alternative plan? No.
Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (Hucnr)

At least they'd be out of the US

Posted by: Jan Brady at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (VE6XX)

115 I got willowed but that castle behind Kash is real and located about 3 miles north of Bellville, Tx. It was built by Mike Newman and he enjoyed having people over to see it inside and out and yes the trebuchet really works as does the drawbridge.

Mike was true showman and really enjoyed having people over to see it and he would typically launch whatever was handy into the lake.

Mike was still adding to it until his passing last year. Way to young.

Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (8uzBS)

116 Not a fan of the Guantanamo Bay plan. Do I have an alternative plan? No.
Posted by: Max Power
......

Maybe commandeer a few thousand acres in the middle of the Sahara?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

117
Here's a bit of amusement for You People who like to be amused:
Clip #1: Peter Sellers doing Michael Caine:

https://is.gd/ThUkAY

Clip #2: Michael Caine's classic absurd "Tangerine" speech to Batman:

https://is.gd/50LrZC

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 06:53 PM (4dSnS)

118

Doof,

Ladies are very discreet. We don't talk about the dicks we've handled.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:53 PM (3ek7K)

119
No plane should fall out of the sky like that. That wasn't even a flat spin, that was a $50 million dollar belly flop.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (Cp5Ma)
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Yeah, I can't see how that crash wasn't anything other than a system failure coupled with being too close to the ground.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

120 If we were serious about deportation, we would tell all deportees that this is their one chance to live, dump them at the fence hole they crawled through, and inform them that if they are caught in America again, they will be summarily executed as an invading enemy combatant.

Posted by: Wowzers at January 29, 2025 06:53 PM (L9Wo/)

121 98, ISWYDT, and LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 06:53 PM (uX4GZ)

122 94 Subsidies and other govt meddling in ag and industry create perverse incentives, unintended consequences, and other inefficiencies and externalities. I oppose those too.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:53 PM (fTu9b)

123 One of these days Bernie Sanders is going to rage stroke on live tv.

The anger! The horror! The umbrage!

As I said, I watch with sound off for 30 seconds, max. Watched Chieftan Fake Injun Warren nag and shake her jowls. Thunder point her index finger and wag it around.

It is more fun when muted. Then their 30 seconds is up and I move onto wishing we could deport with catapults. While wondering what the difference is with a catapult and a trebuchet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:54 PM (gi+MR)

124 As I understand it, no modern fighter plane can fly without constant adjustments by the computer. There's a tradeoff between stability and maneuverability, and (for obvious reasons) fighter designers opt for maneuverability.

The downside is that if the computer stops working, things go sideways really fast.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (W5ArC)

The other downside is the number of parts that are imported from Chi Nah.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 06:54 PM (lH8E4)

125 The F-117 could not fly without FBW on all the time, it was that unstable. Oddly they lost one F-117 when they swapped the two flight computers in the plane, just traded their locations.

That F-35A was doing a Wylie Coyote falling off a cliff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:54 PM (Cp5Ma)

126 Technically Schiff was a congressman when Patel launched him out of a trebuchet so its completely fine. Plus, who hasn't wanted to make Adam Schiff airborne at least once.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 29, 2025 06:54 PM (+oR7L)

127 The downside is that if the computer stops working, things go sideways really fast.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

====

Sideways?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (8AONa)

128 Some men just want a tangerine.

Posted by: Tangerine. at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (URPBf)

129 Can't they just train the pilots on the old driver's ed films, you know the one with the guy pushing the fruit and veg cart across the street unexpectedly? Much cheaper than losing $81 million dollar planes.

Posted by: Special Ed at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (G5+As)

130 "Why are you crying?" needs to be a meme.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (lXCUP)

131 Ok so why pick 4004 BC as the timeline start point?

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (bgJ0E)

132 Ladies are very discreet. We don't talk about the dicks we've handled.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:53 PM (3ek7K)

Ok, obviously YOU are not Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (lH8E4)

133 Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (1bNHn)

I would love it if Kash starts talking about Shifty Shchiff and Ed Buck

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (lCppi)

134 Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital 3h
🚨BREAKING: Trump says he will be signing an Executive Order to send the worst of the United States illegals to Guantanamo Bay in a 30,000 bed facility.

https://tinyurl.com/mryf8u7c
30 seconds; "worst criminal illegals" and, paraphrasing, 'because we don't trust the countries to hold them'.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 06:56 PM (5LoD7)

135 I bought a dark MAGA hat. They made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2025 06:56 PM (EV2jz)

136 111 Any person deported gets a chip in their brain.

If they come within ten miles of the US border without authorization or invitation, it explodes.

End of problem.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (W2Pud)

Totally support this platform.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:56 PM (gi+MR)

137 Ok so why pick 4004 BC as the timeline start point?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (bgJ0E)

Was thinking the same thing, but I try to pick my battles around here.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 06:57 PM (lH8E4)

138

Does anyone have the photo of Schiff with his arm around a young hispanic boy. He was in a Hispanic country at the time.

Time to dig up the dirt.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 06:57 PM (3ek7K)

139 Just don't buy a Jazzy DJ Dank Moss hat.

You don't know where it's been.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:57 PM (Cp5Ma)

140 The big question I have after sitting through 3 hours of RFK Jr's testimony is, who is the pretty brunette (wearing pink) seated a few rows behind him to his left? There always seems to be a strategically placed pretty girl during a congressional hearing.

Posted by: Shavedape at January 29, 2025 06:57 PM (lvk/e)

141 Except Cuba has this massive minefield surrounding Gitmo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM

When we were stationed therein 1994 the Cubans lit the minefields on fire, they burned for days and it was seriously end of the world stuff with mines going off day and night for three straight days. Our house was at the end of the world and we did not get any sleep for almost the entire time. They do that from time to time because they do not make maps when they plant the mines so the maps can't be sold on the black market to help Cubans escape to the US side. .

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2025 06:57 PM (Rcnd3)

142 Any news organization that “reported” that SS was suspended should be denied access to WH press briefings until an apology is granted.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (Y4Nh3)

143 Don't chip them in the brain. Chip their willy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (Cp5Ma)

144 South Park has Miss Chok Son Dik

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (6v8aM)

145 Any person deported gets a chip in their brain.

If they come within ten miles of the US border without authorization or invitation, it explodes.

End of problem.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (W2Pud)

Give them an Israeli-made pager and let them know to wait in their country until they receive a page informing them their visa has been approved.

Posted by: Wowzers at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (L9Wo/)

146 I would love it if Kash starts talking about Shifty Shchiff and Ed Buck
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (lCppi)

Oh, please! Standard Hotel. Gay bucks for buck to drug, rape and oops, murder.

Pretty Please Patel!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (gi+MR)

147
I've never seen an airplane fall out of the sky like that.
Posted by: blake

Here's 62 people in a plane falling out of the sky last Summer:

https://is.gd/Jocza5

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (4dSnS)

148 >>> Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 29, 2025 06:52 PM (W5ArC)

The first aircraft were dynamically unstable too. And not by accident, the Wright Bros understood stability margins just fine. But they wanted the quick response. That changed in time due to the whole crashing and dying part that a lot of people weren't a fan of.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (zkOVr)

149 Prima noctis, or droit de seiugneur, was the entire premise of a movie called The War Lord which starred Charlton Heston which was made in 1965. Therefore, it existed, at least in that movie.
Posted by: huerfano

I saw that movie that also stars Richard Boone. Loved it and neither Charlton Heston or Richard Boone would ever lie to me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (L/fGl)

150 I think all senators should be required to wear onesies at all times.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

151 The words "chaos" and "confusion" litter the news feed on my phone.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 29, 2025 07:00 PM (HdrJu)

152 I like the Guantanamo thing. If the illegals escape, they are stuck in motherfucking Cuba. Where failure to present papers is, well, frowned upon.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:00 PM (3RLOR)

153 What were the genders at Gogol Teke?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:00 PM (Cp5Ma)

154 Go with Junkers Ju-52s. Stable, lots of lift, three engines, stall speed 55MPH. Put floats on it to make it even slower. Norsk Post flew them to deliver passengers and mail on the Norwegian fjords, pre-war.

Posted by: Tried And True at January 29, 2025 07:00 PM (G5+As)

155 Shavedape: "There always seems to be a strategically placed pretty girl during a congressional hearing."

Thank God. Who can survive watching all those Vogons reading their scripts they envision as poetry?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 07:00 PM (aXxgO)

156 "DO YOU SUPPORT THE ONESIES?"

In an ideal world:

"Unlike you, I support freedom of speech you desiccated communist. I know the pharma companies you sold what passes as your soul to are offended but I don't fucking care. Now can I get a question from a grown up or is this pretty much what I have to deal with?"

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2025 07:00 PM (lXCUP)

157 Scots in bars never lie.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:50 PM (1k+0C)
______________________

No one knows for sure if they do or not. Few understand what the hell they're saying.

Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 07:01 PM (dIske)

158 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 4h
BREAKING: All federal employees who do not work in person by February 6 will get FIRED - President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 07:01 PM (5LoD7)

159 I said it yesterday, thus stopping if the loans and grants would be like hitting the Dems with a cattle prod. It's how they stay and grow their power. It's literally their life blood. My local leftist government gnomes and local leftists in Facebook are losing their marbles . It's fun to watch. My senator Chucky is crapping himself.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 07:01 PM (6v8aM)

160 Ok so why pick 4004 BC as the timeline start point?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (bgJ0E)

It is the date of the oldest dirty joke we have found written.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:01 PM (aD39U)

161 Guess no one liked the political cartoons I linked via TinyURL.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:01 PM (Cp5Ma)

162 Katie Hopkins winds up from the blue line... Slap shot... She scoooores!

Poor Caroline Kennedy couldn't even see the puck, Gordie.

And Howe! It was moving that fast, Trent.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (wBaIH)

163 Here's 62 people in a plane falling out of the sky last Summer:

https://is.gd/Jocza5
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 06:58 PM (4dSnS)
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Flat spin at least. The F-35 just tumbled straight down.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (tT6L1)

164 Is Bernie Sanders still stealing his neighbor's newspaper?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (8ZS6Q)

165 The video of the blue/purple haired woman with kids in gender affirming care...some of those people in the audience look crazed. Deranged. Including blue/purple lady.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (efuu+)

166 108, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (uX4GZ)

167 Not a fan of the Guantanamo Bay plan. Do I have an alternative plan? No.
Posted by: Max Power

Mariana Trench?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (L/fGl)

168
Here's the crazy thing about 99% of plane crashes: It's like that song that goes one thing leads to another.

One mistake, one think gets overlooked, and it leads to a domino effect, a chain of events, and eventually the plane becomes unable to fly.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:03 PM (4dSnS)

169 MR. KENNEDY, ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A ONESIE SUPPORTER ??!!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 07:03 PM (g47mK)

170 137 Ok so why pick 4004 BC as the timeline start point?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (bgJ0E)

Was thinking the same thing, but I try to pick my battles around here.
Posted by: BurtTC

Same, but today I am curious and mildly looking for a fight.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 07:03 PM (bgJ0E)

171 There was no rotation, the F-35A literally fell straight down tumbling wing over wing until *boom*.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (Cp5Ma)

172
I believe Twins are far more likely to "flat spin" because of centrifugal forces.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (4dSnS)

173 Guess no one liked the political cartoons I linked via TinyURL.

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I liked them and just as relevant today.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (L/fGl)

174 Gentlemen....

We cannot allow A ONESIE GAP!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (fV+MH)

175 Since I missed today's hearings, did it appear that any Republicans are a no on Kennedy?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (aD39U)

176

Okay, I'm elderly. Sometimes old people have wisdom, lol.

My thing is never trust a beady-eyed person. We have stereotypes for a reason. Situational awareness is very important.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (3ek7K)

177 "Do you support this onesie"

"Yes, we stand behind our product against any defects with a money back guarantee. How many can I sign you up for?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (3RLOR)

178 F-35 is a single engine jet.

F-22 has two engines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:05 PM (Cp5Ma)

179 Onesies are hawt.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 29, 2025 07:05 PM (mH6SG)

180 BREAKING: All federal employees who do not work in person by February 6 will get FIRED - President Donald J. Trump

Tomorrow, Trump should release another announcement making the reporting date Feb 5. Then add, "I am altering the deal; pray I don't alter it any further."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 07:05 PM (aXxgO)

181 This is about me, isn't it? You'll be hearing from my sleazy, bottom-feeder lawyers.
Posted by: Dank Demass at January 29, 2025 06:43 PM (XeU6L)

"Bottom-feeding" lawyers will be mining a rich vein, there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 07:05 PM (8zz6B)

182 The Chicago Tribune editorial board viciously attacked television's Dr. Phil McGraw for appearing at the scene as ICE arrested an illegal immigrant who was a convicted sex offender and "internet predator,"
_________________

Bugger the Chicago Tribune. Die, Tribune, die!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

183 IKR

Posted by: Joe "call me daddy" Biden at January 29, 2025 07:06 PM (3RLOR)

184 158 BREAKING: All federal employees who do not work in person by February 6 will get FIRED - President Donald J. Trump
Posted by: andycanuck

Jeez, there you go. Now I gotta call my doctor.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 07:06 PM (j4U/Z)

185 The joke: A dog goes into a tavern (brothel?) and says Where is everybody.

That's it.

I guess it is a real kneeslapper in Sumerian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:06 PM (aD39U)

186 Bernie really let the demented old fool freak flag fly. Do you support this onesie? Seriously, you're frothing at the mouth over a onesie?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

187 Dammit. Oh well. I laughed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:06 PM (3RLOR)

188
February 6th, eh?

I guess PDT, for administrative reasons had to give a week's notice, but it only gives Our Enemies more time to get a court to issue an injunction.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (4dSnS)

189 Ok so why pick 4004 BC as the timeline start point?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 06:55 PM (bgJ0E)

Its the traditional date of the Creation, according to some bishop in 1654 by back counting all the "Begats"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

190 Sumerian?

It was better in the original Harappan

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (Cp5Ma)

191 Since I missed today's hearings, did it appear that any Republicans are a no on Kennedy?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM (aD39U)

yeah, you will not believe who they are ! pillar of virtue McConnell, and that other pillar - Lindsey

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (g47mK)

192 NZFRANK will you settle for a hug instead?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (FHoaH)

193 Not a fan of the Guantanamo Bay plan. Do I have an alternative plan? No.
Posted by: Max Power

Mariana Trench?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (L/fGl)
_______________

I say again: Snake Island.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

194 Here is what Kash needs to do about the Epstein list: "The following people are on video having sex with children." List them. There will be one complete surprise on the list like "Mitch McConnell" - who will be beaten to death by his Chinese spy wife.

We already know names on that video list.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (Da7Vv)

195 The Chicago Tribune editorial board viciously attacked television's Dr. Phil McGraw...
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How would this matter? Does anyone still read newspapers in general, or the Chicago Tribune in specific?

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM (azSra)

196 Damn right I ordered a Code Red! Diet.

And a Big Mac.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (NMT5x)

197 Is Bernie Sanders still stealing his neighbor's newspaper?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
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Which neighbor? I mean, he has three houses.

Posted by: Joe Arpaio at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

198 111 Any person deported gets a chip in their brain.

I proposed Israel should put every Hamas hostage under sedation, make two small cuts high and inside on each leg with a couple of stitches in each one. Tell them they have an explosive chip in one of the incisions. If they came within 10 miles of Israel they would be detected with consequences being imminent. Think pager...

Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (8uzBS)

199 We could always send the criminals to Haiti and find out just how hungry the Haitians really are.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

200 The ancient Sumerians shouldn't quit their day jobs.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (fV+MH)

201 "February 6?!?

But the bird flu epidemic!!!

Fauci said we need to shelter at home until Pfizer sends us an emergency vaccine! You want us to die?!? "

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:09 PM (3RLOR)

202

Bernie steals anything he can get his hands on.

Mainly our tax money.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 07:09 PM (3ek7K)

203 The Bee should get some kind of Comedy Pulitzer. They are always so funny and clever.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2025 07:09 PM (qBdHI)

204
I was referring to Twin PROP engines, especially the smaller planes. The weight of those engines on the wings can get that plane spinning faster and faster.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:09 PM (4dSnS)

205 We could always send the criminals to Haiti and find out just how hungry the Haitians really are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

give this man a round of applause! yes! fine idea!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 07:09 PM (g47mK)

206 Bernie was only upset because he bought several Onesies thinking they were crotchless.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 07:09 PM (xk5j8)

207 Go with Junkers Ju-52s. Stable, lots of lift, three engines, stall speed 55MPH. Put floats on it to make it even slower. Norsk Post flew them to deliver passengers and mail on the Norwegian fjords, pre-war.
Posted by: Tried And True

The little known Ju-252 with the Jimmy Duranty nose.

https://is.gd/LnbKUH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:09 PM (L/fGl)

208 I say again: Snake Island.

Isn't that where all the people from Gaza are going?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:10 PM (Da7Vv)

209 159 I said it yesterday, thus stopping if the loans and grants would be like hitting the Dems with a cattle prod. It's how they stay and grow their power. It's literally their life blood. My local leftist government gnomes and local leftists in Facebook are losing their marbles . It's fun to watch. My senator Chucky is crapping himself.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 07:01 PM (6v8aM)
____________________________

Oh, I bet I know how Sen. Murkowski is going to vote on cabinet nominations going forward. Consider that Alaska enjoys the most federal spending via grants, loans, etc. of any state. They receive over $8,300 per resident. The next closest state is Rhode Island (25% less than Alaska). That's how Murkowski keeps getting elected. She brings home the earmark goods. There is a program that supports the salmon industry while simultaneously supporting an industry in Alaska trying to create vegan type salmon. But, if someone were to suggest that maybe it's time to really take a close look at that state's federal gravy train, she might be swayed to cooperate.

Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 07:10 PM (dIske)

210 111 Any person deported gets a chip in their brain.

I proposed Israel should put every Hamas hostage under sedation, make two small cuts high and inside on each leg with a couple of stitches in each one. Tell them they have an explosive chip in one of the incisions. If they came within 10 miles of Israel they would be detected with consequences being imminent. Think pager...
Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (8uzBS)

Gaza's hardly 10 miles thick.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

211 Except Cuba has this massive minefield surrounding Gitmo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM (Cp5Ma)

Give them all maps "showing" the locations of the mines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 07:10 PM (8zz6B)

212 Support the Onsies!!! *power fist*

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2025 07:10 PM (qBdHI)

213 That genders meme is fucking hilarious. And spot on.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 29, 2025 07:10 PM (VqE5K)

214 Send them to that one island that has King Kong on it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:11 PM (3RLOR)

215 Pink bunny onesies for the win!!

Right Ralphie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:11 PM (Cp5Ma)

216 There was no rotation, the F-35A literally fell straight down tumbling wing over wing until *boom*.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:04 PM

That pilot lost power to the engine. Back in the day 20 or so years ago if that happened they could try and put their plane in a dive if they had enough altitude and have a chance of restarting the engine. I do not think they can do that any longer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2025 07:11 PM (Rcnd3)

217 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE DOG DOESN"T KNOW EVERYONE IS IN THE ROOMS BANGING.

THAT AND TALKING-DOG.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 29, 2025 07:11 PM (5LoD7)

218 Maybe the Sumerian joke is one of those that has to be heard, not read.

Like: Three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my pa(w)."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2025 07:11 PM (paSBy)

219 North Sentinel Island awaits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:12 PM (Cp5Ma)

220 I actually think Ben is right about the joke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:12 PM (aD39U)

221 Why do Demoncrat senators insist on all that insanity shrieking? They belong in Bedlam.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 29, 2025 07:13 PM (kTd/k)

222 Americans are getting sicker and fatter? Then more of the same but just spend more!
————

Public Schools. If you give them more money, you’re just going to get more of what you’ve already got

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2025 07:13 PM (vlJl4)

223 I am truly enjoying the greatest show evah, the return of PDT. To break things up I would like a short subject be run regularly, just for entertainment. That would be scumbag Bob Menendez, given an 11 year stretch but not having to report until June, goes on the lam. Bob takes the hidden stash of gold bars and K-rands and flees the country. He then pays off some tinpot for asylum and starts a podcast, going into great detail on all the shit his colleagues have pulled off over the years. If Bob is going down, everybody's going down.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 29, 2025 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)

224 There's a Roman jokebook. The jokes are mostly about "pedants", so I guess they had autists then too (I mean, besides Saint Jerome). The Pompeii graffiti are a lot funnier.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 07:13 PM (gKWVE)

225 Where have all the genders gone?
Long time passing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (L/fGl)

226 If Bob is going down, everybody's going down.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 29, 2025 07:13 PM

I would pay to watch this podcast.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (aD39U)

227 Sumerian Dad Jokes...?

A friend said to me "what rhymes with orange" and I said "no it doesn't."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (3RLOR)

228 My local rag is reporting bird flu outbreaks at a couple of farms in the county. I expect mask mandates , curfews and lockdowns any day now from the leftist loons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (6v8aM)

229 I wonder how much of Trump's threat to open GITMO to illegals is a shot across the bow to scumbags like Maduro who are refusing to take back their citizens?

You don't want them? Ok, off to GITMO they go.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (LkLld)

230 The cops had to drag the USDA IG out of the building after she was fired by Trump. She refused to leave. A Chinese looking woman.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (/U5Yz)

231 What were the genders at Gogol Teke?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Göbekli Tepe???

Odd thing that the current day archeos insist one of the neighboring sites, Karahan Tepe, was full of commies because they found distant relatives skulls underneath the houses floors.

Posted by: weft cut-Batman at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (mlg/3)

232 26 this seemed worthy of being reposted:

Keep in mind the Browns are the best Football team in Cleveland.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (9XPe

St Ed and Iggie would like a word ...

Posted by: browndog growling at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (TTAGa)

233 228 My local rag is reporting bird flu outbreaks at a couple of farms in the county. I expect mask mandates , curfews and lockdowns any day now from the leftist loons
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (6v8aM)

My panic level is already at 11.
- AWFLs

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (VqE5K)

234 Hard to tell if he lost power since his wingman was also there in a working F-35A.

Early F-16As with the FBW had a horrible defect, it would take one second for backup power to kick in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (Cp5Ma)

235 No, but by virtue of the FDA, USDA, and to some extent the FTC the government has insinuated itself into our food mostly as agribusiness' bitch. The food pyramid for example is but one reason why we're fat as fuck. Subsidies for corn and getting HFCS into everything. And lots of other stuff. So they're already deeply involved whether we like it or not, and in many cases greatly to our detriment.

Posted by: They've been fucking with this for a long time at January 29, 2025 06:49 PM (URPBf)
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Nah. It's over-eating and under-exercising.

Simple, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

236 Massive Marxist Meltdown Alert!

The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.

The leftist editorial boards are hatin' in the op-ed pages

Federal workers are told they have to work in their assigned workplaces.

The French government is ready to rumble the US over Greenland's verdant pastures. Until they surrender.

Guantanamo is prepping for 30,000+ special guests.

It's a great time to be an American (eagle scream).

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 07:16 PM (rj6Yv)

237 "What do you call a fat oracle?"

"A four-chin teller "

Sumeria is a riot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:16 PM (3RLOR)

238 229 I wonder how much of Trump's threat to open GITMO to illegals is a shot across the bow to scumbags like Maduro who are refusing to take back their citizens?

You don't want them? Ok, off to GITMO they go.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (LkLld)

Why would Maduro care? As long as he doesn’t have to deal with them, Gitmo, Chicago, whatevs.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 29, 2025 07:16 PM (VqE5K)

239 Not a fan of the Guantanamo Bay plan. Do I have an alternative plan? No.
Posted by: Max Power

Mariana Trench?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:02 PM (L/fGl)
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I say again: Snake Island.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

Elon could send them to the Moon. With 2 hours of air.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

240 Johhny, "and Leon is getting larger!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:17 PM (Cp5Ma)

241 Public Schools. If you give them more money, you’re just going to get more of what you’ve already got

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2025 07:13 PM (vlJl4)
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At least return PE to the curriculum. And shop/home ec.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

242

Bird Flu? Can I shoot the chickens, ducks and geese on the other side of my fence???

I'm skeered!

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

243 Probably already been mentioned, but blue haired birthing person was not a good look for Democrats. No matter how sane she might have sounded, looking at her said, "nope nope nope."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

244
BAN EVIL ONESIES!!!!!

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2025 07:17 PM (y9nCu)

245 Onesies > Unitards

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

246 The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.
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That's an improvement from what those two fruits were doing in one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

247 Give me liberty, err I mean onesies or give me death.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 29, 2025 07:18 PM (VqE5K)

248 #230
Quote tweet: aka @akafaceUS · 5h
BREAKING: USDA Inspector General Phyllis Fong was forcibly removed from her office by security after she resisted President Trump's orders to terminate her position.

Catturd ™ @catturd2
Fong long gone.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (5LoD7)

249 Probably already been mentioned, but blue haired birthing person was not a good look for Democrats. No matter how sane she might have sounded, looking at her said, "nope nope nope."
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To many Democrats demonic possession is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (azSra)

250 >>Why would Maduro care? As long as he doesn’t have to deal with them, Gitmo, Chicago, whatevs.

He sent Tren de Argua here. Just like he's been sending them around Latin America.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (LkLld)

251 The cops had to drag the USDA IG out of the building after she was fired by Trump. She refused to leave. A Chinese looking woman.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (/U5Yz)
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The deport her, too, while we're at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

252 Top picture: Why does that guy have his butt on backwards?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

253 Onesies > Unitards
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
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Correction, the unitards were having a fit over onesies.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (tT6L1)

254 Venezuela's not taking illegals back?

Venezuela is threatening war against Guyana. Send the illegals to an island off Guyana in exchange for some weapons for Guyana.
Or maybe Guyana puts them on the border with Venezuela.

Posted by: MikeN at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (HVZOH)

255 221They belong in Bedlam.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

In straight jackets chained to the wall.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (/U5Yz)

256 The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.

Now if they would do the honourable thing and commit sepukku.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (Cp5Ma)

257 If the problem with the F-35 was mechanical, OK, good the pilot survived. If it was pilot error, my first question (due to 4 years of Biden) is was the pilot a DEI promoted hire?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM (Cus5s)

258 I farrhht in your general direction. Well, everybody's direction.

Posted by: Gerald Nadler at January 29, 2025 07:20 PM (paSBy)

259 I wonder how much of Trump's threat to open GITMO to illegals is a shot across the bow to scumbags like Maduro who are refusing to take back their citizens?

You don't want them? Ok, off to GITMO they go.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:14 PM (LkLld)
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Where we have to feed, clothe, and guard them.

No dice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

260 The cops had to drag the USDA IG out of the building after she was fired by Trump. She refused to leave. A Chinese looking woman.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM (/U5Yz)

I wonder if she would try that crap if she was given an order by a cop during a traffic stop to step out of the vehicle?

Would have been fun to see the fed security pull her out of her office through, oh I don't know, picture those old timey transom windows above the door. Doesn't make sense, just saying it would be fun to see.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 29, 2025 07:20 PM (NMT5x)

261 The cops had to drag the USDA IG out of the building after she was fired by Trump. She refused to leave. A Chinese looking woman.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 07:15 PM

Any tazering? Hickory shampoo?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:20 PM (aD39U)

262
Nazino Island

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2025 07:21 PM (y9nCu)

263 What we need is common sense onesie control.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

264 The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.
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I don't see the down-side to this?

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 07:21 PM (azSra)

265 Dragged out by cops?

Wasn't that every Leftist fantasy when it came to George Bush and Donald Trump?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:21 PM (Cp5Ma)

266 If I were Trump I’d tell Guatemala and Venezuela for every illegal we deport and then find again in America. We impose 1/10 of 1% tariff on all your imports.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 29, 2025 07:21 PM (VqE5K)

267 211 Except Cuba has this massive minefield surrounding Gitmo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 06:46 PM (Cp5Ma)

Give them all maps "showing" the locations of the mines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 07:10 PM (8zz6B)
__________________

Put it on PPV. Might as well make some bucks on the festivities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

268
Texas air show, 1983
Pilot over-stresses his twin passenger plane and it breaks apart. The worst part of this is his wife was the announcer on the microphone giving play-by-play to the spectators:

https://is.gd/nvMlBo

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (4dSnS)

269 If the problem with the F-35 was mechanical, OK, good the pilot survived. If it was pilot error, my first question (due to 4 years of Biden) is was the pilot a DEI promoted hire?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2025 07:19 PM

--/

Reminds me of a time at work when I was making fun of Kara Hultgreen.

Coworker said "yeah, like you could land perfectly"

I said "well, it's not like I can do worse."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (3RLOR)

270 What's going on in CAN. I heard that Fidel Jr. is appointing Senators, contrary to established practice of letting the next guy do it after a resignation, and all while they are eating poerogi

(CAN upper house is appointed by PM. That's a sweet deal, ay? They are appointed for life so Fidel's bastard child (Or is he Pierre's cuckold child?) has burned down the country, but good, and now he is salting the ashes.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (tpIWU)

271 What we need is common sense onesie control.

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The moment you make onesies criminal, only criminals will have onesies.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (azSra)

272 What do dis button do?

Posted by: DEI F35 Pilot at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (2UnvF)

273 The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.

Now if they would do the honourable thing and commit sepukku.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Cleanup is a bitch.

Posted by: Capitol Janitorial Dept. at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

274 We cannot return to the days of prima noctae,

Isn't this the name for the First! commenter on the ONT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

275 "The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.
Now if they would do the honorable thing and commit seppuku." Posted by: Anna Puma

Obviously that is not what they are screaming about, but still made me lol. thx

Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2025 07:23 PM (Cus5s)

276 unusual_whales @unusual_whales Jan 28
BREAKING: California Secretary of State Shirley Weber has approved a campaign to gather signatures petitioning for a vote on whether California should leave the U.S. and become an independent country, per Newsweek

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 3h
In the 1860s some Democrats wanted to secede from the U.S. because they didn't want to give up slave labor picking cotton.

In 2025 some Democrats want to secede from the U.S. because they didn't want to give up migrant labor picking fruits and vegetables.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 07:23 PM (5LoD7)

277 >>>Isn't this the name for the First! commenter on the ONT?

prima moronis

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2025 07:23 PM (KRtlO)

278 I think the Venuzuelans ought to be Halo-ed back into their country. The non gang member flights could get parachutes for the dropees.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:24 PM (Da7Vv)

279 prima noctae ..../ Isn't this the name for the First! commenter on the ONT?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

It's the first person who mocks the moron who leaves italics unclosed

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

280 When is Tulsi's hearing? I anticipate lamentations of the Democrats.

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2025 07:24 PM (i0F8b)

281 The F-14A Tomcat Kara Hultgreen lost her life in was a historically significant aircraft.

It once was assigned to VF-41. Call sign Fast Eagle 107. Had a Libyan Su-22 kill.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:24 PM (Cp5Ma)

282 Are there any countries screaming to take in our illegals? I didn't think so. Looking at you Europe/Africa.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 07:24 PM (/U5Yz)

283 Put all the criminal aliens on Navassa island. It's a flat rock between Haiti and Jamaica which we own, though the Haitian claim it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (6v8aM)

284 I farrhht in your general direction. Well, everybody's direction.
Posted by: Gerald Nadler
......

Uh-oh. Better go check your onesie.

Posted by: Capitol Janitorial Dept. at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

285 >>Where we have to feed, clothe, and guard them.

>>No dice.

Tren de Argua is not just a criminal gang. They are terrorists sponsored by the Venezuelan government. And they aren't the only terrorists that have walked into the US over the last 4 years.

We didn't send al Qaeda fighters back to Iraq when we caught them. We stuck them in GITMO. Because if we send them back to Venezuela that's exactly what Maduro will with Tren de Argua.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (LkLld)

286 We need commonsense Onesie control.

Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (USAdB)

287 264 The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.
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I don't see the down-side to this?
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 07:21 PM (azSra)

I hope someone has the sense to record it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (gi+MR)

288 The Dems are screaming in the Senate Hearing rooms.

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People keep a-talkin', they don't say a word
Jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw, jaw
Talk up in the White House, talk up to your door
So much goin' on I just can't hear, hear
Com, commotion
Git, git, git, gone
Com, commotion
Git, git, git, gone

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl)

289 prima moronis
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2025 07:23 PM (KRtlO)
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Would that make you alpha moronis?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (tT6L1)

290
Can you picture Nadler in a onesie??

Brb, I have to go vomit.

Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (3ek7K)

291 We should charge Venezuela for the keep of their citizens in Gitmo. Let's see, 4 billion - 3.99 billion....

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 07:26 PM (g47mK)

292 272 What do dis button do?
Posted by: DEI F35 Pilot at January 29, 2025 07:22 PM (2UnvF)

Why I read here, right there.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 07:26 PM (gi+MR)

293 Are there any countries screaming to take in our illegals? I didn't think so. Looking at you Europe/Africa.
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Send them to the Vatican--that apostate Pope apparenty thinks its some sort of Godly duty.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 07:26 PM (azSra)

294 Well shit

Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2025 07:26 PM (USAdB)

295 I would give good money to hear Trump say "America, fuck yeah"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 07:26 PM (6v8aM)

296 Not a fan of the Guantanamo Bay plan. Do I have an alternative plan? No.
Posted by: Max Power

The polder system.
If they came in through Mexico (most of them) then send them to Mexico and let them pass them on.

And F any country that refuses. We should give them one chance and if they refuse tell them that we are charging them all costs retroactive to when they arrived.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 07:26 PM (tpIWU)

297 California should leave the U.S. and become an independent country

Dirty sesesh. Insurrectionist.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 29, 2025 07:26 PM (9mUcN)

298 BREAKING: California Secretary of State Shirley Weber has approved a campaign to gather signatures petitioning for a vote on whether California should leave the U.S. and become an independent country, per Newsweek.

The State of Jefferson entered the chat.

Posted by: 13times at January 29, 2025 07:27 PM (MElkR)

299
2002, ukrainian shitheads lose control at an air show, eject to save themselves, kill 77 spectators on the ground:

https://is.gd/SogB1a

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:27 PM (4dSnS)

300 The F-14A Tomcat Kara Hultgreen lost her life in was a historically significant aircraft.

It once was assigned to VF-41. Call sign Fast Eagle 107. Had a Libyan Su-22 kill.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:24 PM (Cp5Ma)
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Do I remember correctly even Kara knew she wasn't qualified for what she was assigned to do?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:27 PM (tT6L1)

301 When is Tulsi's hearing? I anticipate lamentations of the Democrats.
Posted by: davidt
.......

Should be fun. Tulsi is good at not taking any shit. I remember how she kneecapped Kalamama.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2025 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

302 I mentioned a few days ago I’m car shopping and dealers were being bit by with add ons and fees. Well it’s just about the end of the month. Units are sitting on the lot gathering even more dust. Finance rates paid to manufacturers are hitting double digits the longer they sit unsold.

Got several texts today saying ok we can work with your numbers. lol. Weird how all of a sudden thei $1299 scotchgard treatment isn’t a must, nor the $700 documentation fee and what’s you know they can come down another $2500 off sticker after all.

Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 29, 2025 07:27 PM (VqE5K)

303 OTOH,
China said they would take their back. Those we should try and hang for attempted spying.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 07:28 PM (tpIWU)

304 Fuck that. California is ours.

Dumbass lefty can leave anytime it wants.

Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2025 07:28 PM (USAdB)

305 REAKING: California Secretary of State Shirley Weber has approved a campaign to gather signatures petitioning for a vote on whether California should leave the U.S. and become an independent country, per Newsweek.
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Don't they have to fire on some American military base?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

306 281 The F-14A Tomcat Kara Hultgreen lost her life in was a historically significant aircraft.

It once was assigned to VF-41. Call sign Fast Eagle 107. Had a Libyan Su-22 kill.
Posted by: Anna Puma

My first job out of HS was to test new fuel gauges for the Tomcat's that were headed to the Royal Iranian AF as spare parts.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 07:29 PM (/U5Yz)

307 BREAKING: California Secretary of State Shirley Weber has approved a campaign to gather signatures petitioning for a vote on whether California should leave the U.S. and become an independent country, per Newsweek.
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Get back to me when they have a campaign to repeal the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

308 Alpha Moronis ain't just a river on the Moon.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2025 07:29 PM (fV+MH)

309 If Maduro won't take back his citizens send him a satellite photo of his house, and ask him if he has ever seen what a Hell-fire missile can do?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:29 PM (Da7Vv)

310
I enjoy these aviation threads.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 07:29 PM (4dSnS)

311 What we need is common sense onesie control.

They make adult onesies - the garment is called a "Tri-suit" and has padded britches for the cycling part.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (a4flb)

312 20 years hard labor for Tren de Argua members. Pay per View, except in Venezuela where it would be free streaming. Make the USA the last place in the world they want to go to.

Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (i0F8b)

313 I have an idea - design a disposable landing craft guided remotely from a LHD and fill it with undocumented migrants with one-way tickets home. Using Starlink to guide the landing craft to the beaches of their native lands, the passengers can bask in the sunshine high and dry while their chariots disintegrate in the surf.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (rj6Yv)

314 Nood

Posted by: JROD at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (IlL6s)

315 Good grief, CA politicians, do you really want to make it easy on President Trump? Two less Democrat senators and 40 less Democrat Congress critters, Plus, since you're in rebellion, we get to hang some politicians for treason, I believe.

On second thought, go for it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (tT6L1)

316 China will take them back and hang everyone that failed and got caught.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (FHoaH)

317 199 We could always send the criminals to Haiti and find out just how hungry the Haitians really are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

I vote for this,too!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (gi+MR)

318 Are you supportive of the onesies!

Bernie is a good commie; he hates freedom of speech and freedom of expression.

And apparently he wants to wear onesies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

319 Hm.

Ok, so we let California secede. Fine.

Then we go to war to conquer California and install a better government.

I'm warming to this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 29, 2025 07:30 PM (3RLOR)

320 Meta settled with Trump for $25 million after he sued them for suspending his social media accounts after Jan 6. Trump signed the agreement today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (paSBy)

321 I will continue to give Kara the benefit of doubt because of the situation.

As she was coming aboard for a trap, she was waved off, as she started to bank left her lefthand TF-30 stalled. Low, slow, and turning into a dead engine.

*shrug*

If she was unqualified, she paid with her life. I just let it go.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (Cp5Ma)

322 Send them to the Vatican--that apostate Pope apparently thinks its some sort of Godly duty.

Doesn't the Vatican have walls? Why is that?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (Da7Vv)

323 The F-14A Tomcat Kara Hultgreen lost her life in was a historically significant aircraft.

It once was assigned to VF-41. Call sign Fast Eagle 107. Had a Libyan Su-22 kill.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2025 07:24 PM (Cp5Ma)
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Do I remember correctly even Kara knew she wasn't qualified for what she was assigned to do?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:27 PM (tT6L1)
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IIRC, she was pushed through training, and would have been washed out if she'd been a man, but the PTB wanted a "historic" first. And they got one, in the Newspeak sense of "historic."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (YqDXo)

324 Hmm. 'Living on Tulsa Time' just came to mind.

Posted by: Joe Arpaio at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

325 We need commonsense Onesie control.
Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM

The Perfessor has been trying to implement that for months on the Book Thread, but the claque of leopard-print onesie wearers have proven remarkably resistant, according to the reports filed by Bob from NSA.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

326 What we need is common sense onesie control.

They make adult onesies - the garment is called a "Tri-suit" and has padded britches for the cycling part.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Hmmm. Do they make onesie chaps?

Posted by: Mayo Pate at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

327 Don't they have to fire on some American military base?
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In CA that would have to be Fort Humped-her.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 29, 2025 07:32 PM (5LoD7)

328 We could always send the criminals to Haiti and find out just how hungry the Haitians really are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)
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Another one for PPV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

329 I approve of Guantanamo for the criminal illegals. For one thing it will work to force the home countries to take back their criminals.
The instant those countries start whining about their human rights, we can say, 'Fine. You take the fuckers. Or you can shut up.'
I think we have them over a barrel at that point.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2025 07:32 PM (3wi/L)

330 This was 6 days ago.

>>(Tribune News Service) — Following the U.S. designation of Tren de Aragua as a terrorist organization, new evidence has surfaced in Chile showing not only that there are links between the Venezuelan gang and the Nicolás Maduro regime, but that members of the Caracas leadership were the ones ordering the criminal organization to carry out the notorious killing of a dissident in the Chilean capital of Santiago.

https://tinyurl.com/56s3kpby

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:33 PM (LkLld)

331 I have an idea - design a disposable landing craft guided remotely from a LHD and fill it with undocumented migrants with one-way tickets home.
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Make it out of cardboard. Now don't waste time, fellas!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

332 OK no modern jet can fly without the computer to stabilize them. The are all inherently unstable to gain aerodynamic advantages. If the flight computer goes down so does the plane.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:35 PM (Da7Vv)

333 322 Send them to the Vatican--that apostate Pope apparently thinks its some sort of Godly duty.

Doesn't the Vatican have walls? Why is that?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:31 PM (Da7Vv)

Depends on which way the guards are watching...
Looking in: keep the rabble inside.
Looking out: keep the rabble outside.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 29, 2025 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

334 332 OK no modern jet can fly without the computer to stabilize them. The are all inherently unstable to gain aerodynamic advantages. If the flight computer goes down so does the plane.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:35 PM (Da7Vv)

i thought there was more than one flight computer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 29, 2025 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

335 We didn't send al Qaeda fighters back to Iraq when we caught them. We stuck them in GITMO. Because if we send them back to Venezuela that's exactly what Maduro will with Tren de Argua.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:25 PM (LkLld)

So why not use Gitmo as a nuke waste disposal site, too? Self-licking ice cream cone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 07:36 PM (8zz6B)

336 Officials confirmed the pilot was unharmed, though Airman 1st Class Spencer Hanson was uncertain whether the pilot had ejected before the crash.

Err .. I am betting yes. Unless he is some kind of flameproof superhero.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 07:36 PM (aD39U)

337 >>So why not use Gitmo as a nuke waste disposal site, too? Self-licking ice cream cone.

I'll all about efficiency and saving money.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 07:41 PM (LkLld)

338 i thought there was more than one flight computer...

You would need at least 3 with a majority vote controlling. Unfortunately the voting circuitry can't be redundant - so it is a single point of failure. The bottom line is you have one computer and make it as reliable as possible. Nevertheless - anything made by humans can fail. If you make it more likely that the wings fall off than the computer fails - you've done about as well as you can do.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 07:45 PM (Da7Vv)

339 >>Does anyone still read newspapers in general, or the Chicago Tribune in specific?
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 07:07 PM

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Last year I was offered a 1 year promo subscription to the Chicago Tribune online edition for $15. I knew it was full of lefty nonsense but figured there would be enough interesting content to make a cheap subscription worthwhile. Boy was I wrong. Completely unreadable garbage. Cancelled after about 2 months to stop the daily emails.

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