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Megyn Kelly: The Democrats' Brazen Banana-Republic Lawfare Against Trump Was Their Own Undoing


Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante

Megyn Kelly categorically describes the lawfare against Trump as the Rubicon that the Democrats crossed:

"The lawfare in general was the biggest turning point.

The lawfare was a catastrophic mistake by the Democrats. Trying to criminalize a political battle, trying to go after one's political opponent with criminal charges. And on top of that, civil cases that could ruin a man trying to put him in jail was a bridge too far.

The electorate rejected it out of hand as too much.

It made the Democrats look radical. It made the Democrats look like they were the ones who were anti-democratic. It undermined their core argument against Trump On January 6th. They shot themselves in the foot.

It was a before and after moment that we now cannot get back. Now we've crossed the Rubicon and anything's possible. If Adam Schiff or Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden winds up facing criminal charges under a Trump administration, I can tell you there are very few Republican voters who will feel sorry for them.

They brought it upon themselves. We had never done this before.

We made it almost 250 years without doing this to a president. And let me tell you, it wasn't because no president had ever come close to the legal line. We understood as a nation we didn't want to start turning ourselves into a banana republic. And I don't know where this goes from here, but whatever happens, it's their fault."

Democrats trained all their guns on Trump, turned those guns around to point at themselves, and yelled 'FIRE'!

That last line was Eric Abbenate's commentary, not Megyn Kelly's.

She has been Born Again Hard as a bloodthirsty killer. I might just let her carry a rifle in my beloved Corps.

Meanwhile, Nicole Shanahan is promising to personally fund primary challengers against Democrat and Republican sell-outs who vote against RFKJr.:

ThePersistence
@ScottPresler

I will dedicate my time to defeating Senators that do not confirm RFK Jr.,

even those that are Republican.

May I remind you that our work helped to defeat Bob Casey in PA.

I'll even take it a step further & work to defeat Ranked Choice Voting in Alaska.

Try me.

Thanks to redridinghood and Braenard.

Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 30, 2025 03:16 PM (GYt5+)

2 1 Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 30, 2025 03:16 PM (GYt5+)

Arriba! Arriba! Andole!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2025 03:17 PM (wyMQY)

3
Aloha!

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2025 03:18 PM (+oR7L)

4 All of Trump's pics will be confirmed. Democraps can bukkake themselves all they want. We have the votes. And if for some reason we don't, Trump will use recess appointments. They are all eventually gonna be appointed. Then the real screaming and bloodletting can begin. I'm getting an erection on top of my erection just thinking about it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

5 Grrrrrl power.. They are both right

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2025 03:18 PM (VE6XX)

6 Hello, Horde! 😊❤

I think I caught hubby's cold....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (SRRAx)

7 >>>We made it almost 250 years without doing this to a president. And let me tell you, it wasn't because no president had ever come close to the legal line. We understood as a nation we didn't want to start turning ourselves into a banana republic. And I don't know where this goes from here, but whatever happens, it's their fault."

It will fall on deaf ears at the DNC.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (xJL+M)

8 Wait, Megyn Kelly is not nude. I was misled!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (2UnvF)

9 Top 10?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (pgwxJ)

10 I like Ms. Shanahan but, Lord have mercy, what did she ever see in Warnock?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (c6hLR)

11 Heh.

Posted by: Grayman27 at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (pgwxJ)

12 Had the left treated Trump like a normal politician they might have gotten a 4 year interlude of some moderate reforms and then right back to boiling the frog...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (t0Rmr)

13 The lawfare was a catastrophic mistake by the Democrats. Trying to criminalize a political battle, trying to go after one's political opponent with criminal charges. And on top of that, civil cases that could ruin a man trying to put him in jail was a bridge too far.

The electorate rejected it out of hand as too much.

It made the Democrats look radical. It made the Democrats look like they were the ones who were anti-democratic. It undermined their core argument against Trump On January 6th. They shot themselves in the foot.

=======

I think some people are taking the wrong lesson from this very real phenomena:

"Don't go after Democrats with lawfare at all. Let it go."

What they went after Trump with was bullshit. It hinged on 1/6, and no one cared about 1/6 and required very unhinged readings of what happened to implicate Trump himself.

However, what Democrats did, focusing on career professionals especially, leads to clear cut law breaking from evidence tampering and manufacture to corruption. A host of arrests against people from all over the Democrat machine that lead to boring trials that outline details of massive law breaking would be far closer to the intended Watergate effect than 1/6 ever got.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

14 Brava!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (uX4GZ)

15 Crazy eyes Shanahan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (dR6yv)

16 Shanahan and Presler are good allies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (xJL+M)

17
The "Onesie!" dem tactic was truly the deomcratic party putting on water skis and jumping the shark. They are in complete freefall.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (+oR7L)

18 The Dems are really Be-clowning themselves today

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (VE6XX)

19 I like this Nicole. Doling out career death threats while wearing a gold cross.

Get them all sweetie

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (wBaIH)

20 Ace is going to leave us for Me Agains Icy Teutonic Fury. Who here can't see it coming ?

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (JcRjn)

21 I think Trump will get his way on his cabinet. The dems are .making themselves look bad, and the squish rinos are gonna be wary of siding with them.

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (nJfmk)

22 Now I got an ad with what appears to be a tiny Bernie Sanders wearing a tux in a walk in shower

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (PNiSZ)

23 I thought the height of hypocrisy was Grassley essentially making RFK jr promise he won’t stop farmers from poisoning people with harmful pesticides. You know, we must protect our farms or something.

A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (aIUv1)

24 I hope the Trump DOJ figures out a way to have any trials outside of DC.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (2UnvF)

25 A wretched hive of scum and villainy, the Democrats.

Rubicon is right. They kept changing the rules to the game until they broke the game and the rules.

Undiscovered country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 03:22 PM (Cp5Ma)

26 Crazy eyes Shanahan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:20 PM (dR6yv)

I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2025 03:22 PM (xJL+M)

27 The Democrats under 0bama and Biden went too far. They have awakened a sleeping giant.

I hope.

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:22 PM (AOsQT)

28 Born Hard.

And it is a Christmas movie.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2025 03:22 PM (fV+MH)

29 I saw icy tectonic fury open for faster pussycat at the Odeon in 2002.

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (nJfmk)

30 22 Now I got an ad with what appears to be a tiny Bernie Sanders wearing a tux in a walk in shower
Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (PNiSZ)

Bernie doesn't shower.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (dR6yv)

31 Cry harder, Dems

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (oc+3M)

32 Both Shanahan & Kelly were libs who have had enough. From 2016 and Trumps "bleeding out of her..whatever" quib at Kelly to her being full throated supporter now. It's a shocking turn really.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (+oR7L)

33 It’s a good thing we’re not drinking everytime Democrats say J6. I would have died from alcohol poisoning by 10am.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (aIUv1)

34 It's a perfect storm. There were many who were on the fence concerning Trump's legal issues. But, they subsidized the over reach by shipping $Billions off to Ukraine and ignoring (quite deliberately) things here at home. That's an easy sale for the opposition to make. And, by making that simple point, it became personal to each and every American.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (dIske)

35 There really should be a law or requirement that, at least with a president's cabinet picks, Senators from states the president won can't vote against his picks.

It's stupidly insane that Trump won Alaska by 675 points, but the fucking weasel Senator from his own fucking GOP party can vote against his cabinet nominations.

That makes no sense. It's a big oozing pus-stained sore on the asshole of our political process. It should be lanced once and for all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

36 Too bad the rich bitch got Ossoff and Warnick in there in the first place.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (ufFY8)

37 They brought it upon themselves. We had never done this before.

We made it almost 250 years without doing this to a president. And let me tell you, it wasn't because no president had ever come close to the legal line. We understood as a nation we didn't want to start turning ourselves into a banana republic. And I don't know where this goes from here, but whatever happens, it's their fault."




Balls. To. The. Wall.

All the way. Find the real criminal shit, looking at you Hillary and your homebrew server to avoid governmental reporting, and prosecute, prosecute, prosecute.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (0bE/L)

38 22 Now I got an ad with what appears to be a tiny Bernie Sanders wearing a tux in a walk in shower
Posted by: Josephistan



At least he wasn't wearing a onesie.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 30, 2025 03:24 PM (sAmhv)

39 Lindsey Graham needs to go so badly.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 30, 2025 03:24 PM (GD2xa)

40 >>Crazy eyes Shanahan


Off the top of my head, I can think of a Billion good reasons to ignore that.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2025 03:24 PM (xk5j8)

41 If you can't make a compelling argument in 10 seconds, no one believes it's a crime.
It wasn't that the Dems went after Trump; it's that they had to literally make new laws and twist others to do it.

Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2025 03:24 PM (NXYp1)

42 It's stupidly insane that Trump won Alaska by 675 points, but the fucking weasel Senator from his own fucking GOP party can vote against his cabinet nominations.

And again, John Thune can stop all this today. Recess the Senate until Monday. Take tomorrow off boys, you've done a great job.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 03:24 PM (JcRjn)

43 I find Shanahan both attractive and frightening. Like maybe you should sleep in the next room with the door locked and hide all the cutlery frightening.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:24 PM (aIUv1)

44 35 There really should be a law or requirement that, at least with a president's cabinet picks, Senators from states the president won can't vote against his picks.

It's stupidly insane that Trump won Alaska by 675 points, but the fucking weasel Senator from his own fucking GOP party can vote against his cabinet nominations.

That makes no sense. It's a big oozing pus-stained sore on the asshole of our political process. It should be lanced once and for all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Maybe a better solution would be to allow recall elections for senators. State legislatures could recall senators before the 17th Amendment, and often did. It helped keep Senators under state government control.

If we can't go back to states having representation in government, at least we can tighten the chain between senators and the people who put them there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

45 "No one is above the law!" thunder the Democrats with all the intensity they can muster.

"And no one should be prosecuted for illegally going after Trump or any other Americans!" they continue.

I am sure they have no clue that their posturing in these hearings is confirming the choice to vote for Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:25 PM (EiR50)

46 The Babylon Bee:

(Picture of Kash Patel)

"Nominee for Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed by Nation's Top Criminals".

Perfect.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2025 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

47 Hello, Horde! 😊❤

I think I caught hubby's cold....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (SRRAx)
******
Hi Teresa!
I really admire your attitude... it's inspiring.
You are in my daily prayers.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:25 PM (NpAcC)

48 The "Onesie!" dem tactic was truly the deomcratic party putting on water skis and jumping the shark. They are in complete freefall.
Posted by: Frank Barone
......

Next up: senate unitards mandatory.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

49 find Shanahan both attractive and frightening. Like maybe you should sleep in the next room with the door locked and hide all the cutlery frightening.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:24 PM (aIUv1)

Ding Ding Ding

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:26 PM (dR6yv)

50 I still dont like Megyn's occasional "rah rah women, hear my VAGINA ROARRRRRRRR" but her change to MAGArism since leaving Fox is still remarkable

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at January 30, 2025 03:26 PM (HYKHz)

51 >Wait, Megyn Kelly is not nude. I was misled!

Posted by: Duke Lowell
---

what a gyp
try this https://tinyurl.com/5rtddwfd

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:26 PM (AOsQT)

52 Both Shanahan & Kelly were libs who have had enough. From 2016 and Trumps "bleeding out of her..whatever" quib at Kelly to her being full throated supporter now. It's a shocking turn really
=
At the time she was following orders. Fox bosses.

She is a lawyer, so she is comfortable taking various positions. Wink wink nudge nudge

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:26 PM (nJfmk)

53 "She has been Born Again Hard as a bloodthirsty killer."

He said HARD.

hehehehehe

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (LPS7w)

54 Lindsey Graham needs to go so badly.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 30

Well, he should have gone before we left! Now he has to wait until the next rest stop.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (PNiSZ)

55 remind me not to piss Nicole Shanahan off; she looks like she'll slit your throat with a smile

Posted by: brak at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (jGJov)

56 Shanahan reminds me of the girl who stabbed me in the chest with a dinner fork.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (PO4Th)

57 I agree with Megyn. It has been an embarrassing and ridiculous eight years thanks to the commie left.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

58 The more Americans saw of Kamala, the less they liked her. So if Biden had dropped out earlier, Kamala would have won.

Posted by: Dim Logic at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (qUkBO)

59 I think Bernie's onesies rant may get RFK Jr confirmed. I know we aren't gonna agree with MAHA on everything. But they seem to be good people and good allies. We need to make this happen, remake the Republican party so that it is the party of all Americans.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (EV2jz)

60 >>find Shanahan both attractive and frightening. Like maybe you should sleep in the next room with the door locked and hide all the cutlery frightening.

Having seeked guidance of counsel (aka:my penis), I have been advised to lobby for the best pre-nuptial terms I can achieve and then let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2025 03:28 PM (xk5j8)

61 > A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.

I hear a lot of people on the right essentially saying Europe has the correct position on food additives. Europe's regulatory climate is terrible. Maybe they've take a better position than we have. I don't know. But I wonder how many people essentially taking this position know what they're advocating for.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2025 03:28 PM (V1QHJ)

62 "Lindsy Graham needs to go so badly."


Ive been saying this for years

Posted by: Guy Who Went to the Bathhouse for a Bath at January 30, 2025 03:28 PM (NXYp1)

63 These fucksticks have no idea what prompted Julius Caesar to seize power (i.e., threatening to prosecute him when his term of office was over).

They're brutally ignorant of anything that happened before Karl Marx, and don't know much about even that (except for herp-derp...free shit...herp-derp).

It's a dangerous game they've started, and have only themselves to blame if it ends poorly for them.

Posted by: Robert Smith at January 30, 2025 03:29 PM (W5ArC)

64 Now I got an ad with what appears to be a tiny Bernie Sanders wearing a tux in a walk in shower

Not a onesie?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2025 03:29 PM (2ocoG)

65 Democrats had their rabid base to cater to, and their base had been ginned up into a lather to Get Trump. Some of the Democrat leadership may have been victims to hysteria, but the others were cynically using lawfare to raise money from their medicated idiot jackoff base.

And it all blew up in their faces. They may recover, but it won't be soon.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2025 03:30 PM (CDWlY)

66 Wait: Shanahan is a billionaire?

Somehow I'd managed to avoid learning that until just now.

Posted by: Robert Smith at January 30, 2025 03:30 PM (W5ArC)

67 Billionaire Nicole Shanahan
......

How long do I have to stay married to her to get half?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2025 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

68 Graham, the two-faced sodomite, is up for re-election next year. People are really pissed here. We'll see what happens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:30 PM (dR6yv)

69 >> have been advised to lobby for the best pre-nuptial terms I can achieve and then let the chips fall where they may.

Zip tied to a metal chair with your eyelids stapled open, mouth duct taped closed, and a giggling woman spraying lighter fluid on you with a lit cigarette in her mouth ain’t the way to go.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:31 PM (PO4Th)

70 So, the Democrats trot out Caroline Schlossberg to talk about how awful her cousin RFK, Jr is because he got himself clean from drugs and lives a health lifestyle but says he is beyond the pale.

This is a woman with another cousin that raped a woman at one of the Kennedy "compounds", and another that bludgeoned a teen girl to death with a 6 iron.

Oh, and her brother killed his wife and sister-in-law recklessly flying a plane in conditions that he wasn't certified in.

I guess working in a GOP Cabinet is worse than all of that to a Democrat.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 03:31 PM (k1E2D)

71 Kelly is fully rehabilitated in my eyes… people have come to Jesus moments, I had my own in the past, and have not changed course.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2025 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

72 > A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.

I've mentioned here before when my kids were infants and needed formula to supplement breast milk, I ordered it from Germany, specifically because of the much higher standards they have for infant formula in the EU. There's a huge online community of people that do it, and resellers that will it mail it you (but not too much at once or the FDA will come after you)

Posted by: brak at January 30, 2025 03:31 PM (jGJov)

73 65 Democrats had their rabid base to cater to, and their base had been ginned up into a lather to Get Trump. Some of the Democrat leadership may have been victims to hysteria, but the others were cynically using lawfare to raise money from their medicated idiot jackoff base.

And it all blew up in their faces. They may recover, but it won't be soon.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2025 03:30 PM (CDWlY)

======

Democrats do not care about their base. They think their base is really stupid (they're right).

Democrats care about their donors. This is what their donors want, and the more people like Shanahan leave them, the more power the people like the Pritzkers will have over them.

This is just going to get worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

74 For many Democrats that were in the business world the lawfare against Trump was a wakeup call at how nasty and corrupt the Democrats had become.

Now, after some Democrat voters watched the RFK Jr. hearings, more red-pill moments are happening.

Coastal Country Club
@ccmembersonly
I’m a LIFELONG straight party ticket Democrat. And after watching this hearing today I can never vote for any of them ever again. I'm appalled and disgusted by what this Party has become.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

75 NTSB press conference. Drive by media sniping that Trump has already said what caused the crash. And doesn’t that make their job difficult. Head gal of NTSB sniped back that the press has no problem speculating before they know the facts and that doesn’t deter the NTSB, heh.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (Y/S3W)

76
Are "large" EGGS getting smaller & smaller?

If "shrinkflation" really does exist, it's eggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (zcs+5)

77 A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (aIUv1)
____________________

That's not why. The Eurofags just fish for a pretext to ban American agricultural products to protect their own farmers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

78 Europe's regulatory climate is terrible. Maybe they've take a better position than we have. I don't know. But I wonder how many people essentially taking this position know what they're advocating for.
==
Watch Clarkson s farm on Amazon for an entertaining and terrifying look at European regulation. It's a total mess.

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (nJfmk)

79 Dem Billionaire...

I paid for your office, you need to stay bought.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (QAkQ3)

80 I still can't wrap my head around the Democrat calculus that, "IF we can just get people to listen about how bad J6 was, they'll agree with us and put us back in power."

This is a pathetic as someone still whining that Bush stole Florida.

No one cares.
Not even most of your own party cares.
You talked about it non-stop for four fucking years.
You had your carefully curated and staged hearings broadcast without interruption or rebuttal.
You had the entire weight, force and power of the federal government pushing your--and only your--version that whole time.
All major media and all the socials (but X) ran anything but your version.
And ...
NO. ONE. CARES!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (EiR50)

81 I'm getting an erection on top of my erection just thinking about it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:18 PM (iFTx/)
---
The Democrats' REAL plan is to kill us all off from excessive schadenboners.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (7fElN)

82
These "large" Eggs I just bought at Costco are, like, robin eggs. Tiny.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (zcs+5)

83 First they tried to get Trump with lawfare. Then they tried to kill him. They they tried to beat him at the ballot box. All failed.

Then they brought all the really big guns: Bernie "Potato Head" Sanders screeching about "onesies" like a fucking deranged lunatic.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

84 61 > A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.

I hear a lot of people on the right essentially saying Europe has the correct position on food additives. Europe's regulatory climate is terrible. Maybe they've take a better position than we have. I don't know. But I wonder how many people essentially taking this position know what they're advocating for.
--------------
It (declining health metrics) may or may not be due to additives. It maybe simply the amount of food Americans eat in comparison to the world. Bears make money - Bulls make money - Hogs get slaughtered.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (Wg6v7)

85 I get a lot of food from Europe because it doesn’t have all the crap we put in it including generous amounts of corn syrup to keep Grassley’s poisonous shitheads happy and cash rich.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (PO4Th)

86 54 Lindsey Graham needs to go so badly.
_____

I saw a preview this morning of the 2026 Senate elections, and no one on the Right is lining up to challenge Miss Lindsey, who has scads of money. So apparently the best chance of ever getting him out of the Senate is a crazy drugged-up male streetwalker stabbing him in the chest in the back of his limo.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (qUkBO)

87 What makes the archetypical "crazy bitch" is that you have no idea who she will attack or why, and her attacks are illogical and overwrought. The classic "psycho ex girlfriend" trope.

A woman who is simply fierce and focused and attacks who deserves attacking doesn't fit that archetype at all. She's just a badass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (+iIV1)

88 74 Coastal Country Club
@ccmembersonly
I’m a LIFELONG straight party ticket Democrat. And after watching this hearing today I can never vote for any of them ever again. I'm appalled and disgusted by what this Party has become.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

======

I believe this as much as I believe in the lifelong Republicans who just felt that Trump was beyond the pale.

My cynicism? It's up here *reaches very high*.

Social media is just too full of performative nonsense to believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

89 55 remind me not to piss Nicole Shanahan off; she looks like she'll slit your throat with a smile
Posted by: brak at January 30, 2025 03:27 PM (jGJov)


:::squirt:::

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (k1E2D)

90 The reason the democrat's used lawfare against President Trump, being lawyers and marxists it's all they know. They have no original ideas, no will to fix what needs fixing and are perverts and pederasts to boot. Only smooth brains, wet brains and idiots vote democrat.

Posted by: The Truth at January 30, 2025 03:35 PM (7P61U)

91 Had the left treated Trump like a normal politician they might have gotten a 4 year interlude of some moderate reforms and then right back to boiling the frog...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (t0Rmr).

They're like the bad guys in TV shows. If they would just do nothing they would get away with it, but they have to let people know. Just can't help themselves.

Posted by: Dandolo at January 30, 2025 03:35 PM (3QsZU)

92 Now promise to do the same to those who vote against Tulsi and Kash.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 30, 2025 03:35 PM (ZlOcj)

93 The Egyptians did Pompey a favor by cutting his head off. Saved him from being paraded into Rome.

The Democrats deserve no favors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 03:35 PM (Cp5Ma)

94 I pointed this out before but it bears repeating. The press was overjoyed on election day when the exit polls showed a large number of voter's motivation in voting was protecting democracy.

Unfortunately for them, it was not protecting "our democracy" but actual democracy. The voters have seen through the gaslighting.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2025 03:35 PM (mXvMQ)

95 Stop the assault onesies!!

Posted by: The Bern at January 30, 2025 03:35 PM (DobEs)

96 Watch Clarkson s farm on Amazon for an entertaining and terrifying look at European regulation. It's a total mess.
Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (nJfmk)

Watching Charlie go from timid government yes-man to fire breathing an-cap in two seasons was pretty poignant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (+iIV1)

97 I have a few packages of biscuits here from Europe. There is about four ingredients and the wheat flour doesn’t have any pesticides in it. Go pick up a package of Oreos and tell me what in it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (PO4Th)

98 Some of the most egregious civil rights, human rights and civil liberties violations in American history were committed by the last Administration. Unless those that rose to the levels of crimes are prosecuted, it will happen again.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (CaELB)

99 Coastal Country Club
@ccmembersonly
I’m a LIFELONG straight party ticket Democrat. And after watching this hearing today I can never vote for any of them ever again. I'm appalled and disgusted by what this Party has become.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

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I believe this as much as I believe in the lifelong Republicans who just felt that Trump was beyond the pale.

My cynicism? It's up here *reaches very high*.

Social media is just too full of performative nonsense to believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)
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What? You don't think some rando calling himself "Coastal Country Club" with the handle "@ccmembersonly" is totes above board? Shame on you.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

100 The "Onesie!" dem tactic was truly the deomcratic party putting on water skis and jumping the shark. They are in complete freefall.
Posted by: Frank Barone
......

Next up: senate unitards mandatory.
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

Turkey suits, please. I don't want to see most of them in Spandex.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (VNX3d)

101 Eurofags just fish for a pretext to ban American agricultural products to protect their own farmers.
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You'd think that, because you are an intelligent person. The eurofags, hate their own farmers. They won't let them use pesticides or fertilizer either. Infestation of badgers with TB on farm??? Can't have the badgers killed and taken away.

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (nJfmk)

102 >>>Democrats care about their donors.

But these mentally ill onanists are their donors. I know the big donors count for more, but between bouts of yanking their cranks and pounding Xanax, these idiots do contribute. The small donations make the big donations average out better so the pols don't look corrupt. And they do add up.

I'm just glad I don't have to open the envelopes.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (CDWlY)

103 I have an aunt and a few cousins that are watching these hearings wearing pussy hats. Fucking deranged.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (dR6yv)

104 She has been Born Again Hard as a bloodthirsty killer. I might just let her carry a rifle in my beloved Corps.

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She'll have the enemy bleeding from their ... whatever's.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (GXkf2)

105 99 What? You don't think some rando calling himself "Coastal Country Club" with the handle "@ccmembersonly" is totes above board? Shame on you.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

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Sometimes, I think I'm too gullible to function, really.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

106 >Graham, the two-faced sodomite, is up for re-election next year. People are really pissed here. We'll see what happens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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what will happen is, next year Lindsey will play the rock-ribbed conservative. Compared to him, Reagan was a pussy! And the voters will nod and harrumph and BINGO! another 6 year term.

You can say you read it here first, and that you knew me back when.

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (AOsQT)

107
Guessing Democrats will show up in white gowns; yes, men too, and fairy wands for the next SOTU speech.

Solidarity forever.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (j4U/Z)

108 I’m a LIFELONG straight party ticket Democrat. And after watching this hearing today I can never vote for any of them ever again. I'm appalled and disgusted by what this Party has become.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM (NpAcC)
_________________

Slow learner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

109 Are "large" EGGS getting smaller & smaller?

If "shrinkflation" really does exist, it's eggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM


I know around here eggs are shrinking in size. I have started paying the "premium" to buy the extra large graded eggs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (Rcnd3)

110
Nerdrotic says "Emilia Perez" is the "worst" Best Picture nominee ever. Is he right?

Because it's a tough call -- every year, the fake "academy" nominates total garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (zcs+5)

111 Europe's regulatory system is a mess, but they don't pack soy and corn syrup into everything to keep the farm lobby happy

Posted by: brak at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (jGJov)

112 And f’ing seed oils.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:38 PM (PO4Th)

113 Had the left treated Trump like a normal politician they might have gotten a 4 year interlude of some moderate reforms and then right back to boiling the frog...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (t0Rmr).

They're like the bad guys in TV shows. If they would just do nothing they would get away with it, but they have to let people know. Just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Dandolo at January 30

Never monologue!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 03:38 PM (PNiSZ)

114 I'm getting an erection on top of my erection just thinking about it.
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If you need an erection on top of the erection on top of the erection ....

Think about how, in about a month, after all these hearings, and they all get confirmed, Trump is going to stand in front of them at the State of the Union to explain just what time it be.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:38 PM (EiR50)

115 102 But these mentally ill onanists are their donors. I know the big donors count for more, but between bouts of yanking their cranks and pounding Xanax, these idiots do contribute. The small donations make the big donations average out better so the pols don't look corrupt. And they do add up.

I'm just glad I don't have to open the envelopes.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (CDWlY)

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The entire Democrat Party didn't go wholehog in favor of transgenderism because of small donors.

They did it because the Pritzker Family threatened to pull tens of millions of dollars in donations if they didn't.

The Democrat small dollar donor is more likely to be a cutout for illegal foreign donations than an actual small dollar donation.

I'd bet the DNC can't even tell the difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

116 110
Nerdrotic says "Emilia Perez" is the "worst" Best Picture nominee ever. Is he right?

Because it's a tough call -- every year, the fake "academy" nominates total garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (zcs+5)

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Hard to imagine much worse than one of the actual winners: Cimarron.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

117 @90

>>The reason the democrat's used lawfare against President Trump, being lawyers and marxists it's all they know.

Trump was a splinter in their minds eye, and they simply had to destroy the splinter.

But for a 10 degree head tilt, they would have succeeded.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2025 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

118 I saw a preview this morning of the 2026 Senate elections, and no one on the Right is lining up to challenge Miss Lindsey, who has scads of money. So apparently the best chance of ever getting him out of the Senate is a crazy drugged-up male streetwalker stabbing him in the chest in the back of his limo.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (qUkBO)

It's because Lindsey controls the SC GOP machine. He is Strom Thurmond's hand picked successor, and Strom controlled the SC machine.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 03:39 PM (k1E2D)

119 Shanahan always looks so perky and cute. Even carrying that cleaver.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 03:40 PM (D7oie)

120 Aunt Lindsay Graham looks like he picks up men and wants a lot of kissing and stuff before sex. Even garrett knows that's fucked up.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2025 03:40 PM (CDWlY)

121 We made it almost 250 years without doing this to a president. And let me tell you, it wasn't because no president had ever come close to the legal line. We understood as a nation we didn't want to start turning ourselves into a banana republic. And I don't know where this goes from here, but whatever happens, it's their fault."

That why they call themselves Progressives.

Progressive deterioration.

Progressive provocation.

Progressive retardnation.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2025 03:40 PM (QB+5g)

122 >>> Kelly is fully rehabilitated in my eyes… people have come to Jesus moments, I had my own in the past, and have not changed course.

Brett Cooper, in the first ep of her new show that debuted today post DW, covered examples of libs that seem to be turning the corner to veer right, and that we should give them some grace instead of canceling them the way the left does to us.

She talked about Whitney Cummings, the Zuck, and Budweiser (the latter featured a clip of Dana White, hardly a lib, explaining why he picked Bud as their beer sponsor and why he's forgiven them.)

She stressed that they have to prove themselves, we shouldn't take their conversions blindly without change tk back it up. But they are all fave punching bags of the right, so I'm interested to see if her audience agrees or pushes back against her. I'm also wondering if her view is one DW would have allowed her to share without any pushback.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 03:40 PM (gWBY1)

123 Ishtar > Emilia Perez

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 03:40 PM (Cp5Ma)

124 Damn, Megyn still lookin' good.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

125 I know around here eggs are shrinking in size. I have started paying the "premium" to buy the extra large graded eggs.
Posted by: Mister Scott


They will have to add a grade - super large if this keeps up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (mXvMQ)

126 The lawfare was a catastrophic mistake by the Democrats. Trying to criminalize a political battle, trying to go after one's political opponent with criminal charges. And on top of that, civil cases that could ruin a man trying to put him in jail was a bridge too far. - Megyn Kelly, etc., etc.

For the Dems, it was no mistake. They buried themselves with so much criminal activity over the last eight years that the only thing that mattered was to prevent Donald Trump from becoming the 47th president. At all costs. Look at all the pardons! Heck, an entire House select committee's work product was scrubbed out of existence. Lawfare against DJT was just the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (rj6Yv)

127 I'm cutting back on eggs until the prices return to something reasonable. I'll use them only if a recipe calls for an egg, like pancakes or something.

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (AOsQT)

128 Slow learner.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


The correct answer is "welcome to the party, pal!"

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (D0HYP)

129 The press asked the NTSB if any chutes or slides were deployed by the aircraft. Apparently the press believes a plane crashed into by a helicopter that then falls into a partially frozen river in three pieces can still have safety equipment deploy.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (Y/S3W)

130 Still waiting for Trump to get rid of “Every single Biden attack on gun owners and manufacturers will be terminated my very first week back in office”

It’s what he promised at the NRA Convention.

In fact the ATF doubled down this week.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (PO4Th)

131 I believe this as much as I believe in the lifelong Republicans who just felt that Trump was beyond the pale.

My cynicism? It's up here *reaches very high*.

Social media is just too full of performative nonsense to believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)
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What? You don't think some rando calling himself "Coastal Country Club" with the handle "@ccmembersonly" is totes above board? Shame on you.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
******
Sure, I see your point, but there were many Democrats that voted for Trump and voted Democrat for the rest of the candidates.
These are ones that are waking up to what the Democrat Party has become.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (NpAcC)

132 The reason the democrat's used lawfare against President Trump, being lawyers and marxists it's all they know.
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They actually thought, "them conservatives love the law and if a judge convicts him, they will be forced to accept it."

It was some weak shit.

They really thought laundering their political vendetta through the judiciary would wash it clean.

And look how much shit is on the puffed-up black robes now for going along with it ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (EiR50)

133 Nerdrotic says "Emilia Perez" is the "worst" Best Picture nominee ever. Is he right?

Because it's a tough call -- every year, the fake "academy" nominates total garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (zcs+5)
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I'll never know the answer. I'll never watch the movie. It's so creepy and perverted, so disgustingly repulsive, that I can barely think of the title without wanting to take a shower. This is "2 Girls 1 Cup" level perversion and vomit-inducing disgust.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

134 >>Shanahan always looks so perky and cute.


Like that Katie Britt Senatrix.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (xk5j8)

135 The "Onesies" moment is pure gold! [Small shadow appears around feet.] Trump is now a lame duck! [Shadow grows larger.] Time to begin the 2028 Primaries! [Shadow grows even larger.] We have so many great candidates I can't belie... [Crushed by giant rock.]

Posted by: Acme Political Consultants, LLC at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (qUkBO)

136 I thought the height of hypocrisy was Grassley essentially making RFK jr promise he won’t stop farmers from poisoning people with harmful pesticides. You know, we must protect our farms or something.

A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (aIUv1)

So tell me. How has all that "crap" been so harmful that much of the world clamors for our food crops when their chemical-free crops fail?

That so-called crap has saved tens of millions of lives from starvation..

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (g8Ew8)

137 I still dont like Megyn's occasional "rah rah women, hear my VAGINA ROARRRRRRRR" but her change to MAGArism since leaving Fox is still remarkable
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at January 30, 2025 03:26 PM (HYKHz)


Hmm -- I've never heard one actually roar. I think I'm OK with not changing that.

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (2KrT4)

138 I'll even take it a step further & work to defeat Ranked Choice Voting in Alaska.

Try me.

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It moved.

How did Nicole Shanahan become a billionaire?

* searches interwebs *

Ah, the old-fashioned way: "Shanahan married Google co-founder Sergey Brin in 2018; they separated in 2021 and divorced in 2023."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (GXkf2)

139 I would pay for Scott Pressler to move to Alaska to get that stupid voting law revoked. I'll make sure he gets nightly lap dances at the Great Alaskan Bush Company

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (YIxO9)

140 My last carton of eggs was labeled "Largish"

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (dzZCL)

141 133 I'll never know the answer. I'll never watch the movie. It's so creepy and perverted, so disgustingly repulsive, that I can barely think of the title without wanting to take a shower. This is "2 Girls 1 Cup" level perversion and vomit-inducing disgust.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm probably gonna watch it tomorrow. It's on the Netflix.

As a side note:

Here is on Netflix. Here is wonderful. Here is Terrence Malick by way of Robert Zemeckis.

People should watch Here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

142 It will fall on deaf ears at the DNC.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (xJL+M)


My prediction is that the DNC is going to wind up having to combine with No Labels and the Independent Party, and then when the GOP inevitably splits into two competing parties, they DNC can fight with the Libertarians for the vaunted title of "Third Largest US Political Party"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (D7oie)

143 >I get a lot of food from Europe because it doesn’t have all the crap we put in it including generous amounts of corn syrup to keep Grassley’s poisonous shitheads happy and cash rich.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:34 PM (PO4Th)

Yet there are a bunch of Morons who insist that the US government has absolutely zero influence on why Americans have been getting fatter and less healthy since the 60s.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (cuN/U)

144 Hmm -- I've never heard one actually roar. I think I'm OK with not changing that.
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Its called a pussy fart. It happens.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (Wg6v7)

145
They're brutally ignorant of anything that happened before Karl Marx, and don't know much about even that (except for herp-derp...free shit...herp-derp).

Posted by: Robert Smith at January 30, 2025 03:29 PM (W5ArC)



Marx was known to have really shitty personal hygiene, even by the standards of the mid-1800s. Apparently, he always stunk of BO.

Plus, he had skin problems, rashes and the like, that caused him to be surly and have health issues. The idea that both of those things were related is just lies. Lies, I say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (y9nCu)

146
Are "large" EGGS getting smaller & smaller?

If "shrinkflation" really does exist, it's eggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:33 PM

I know around here eggs are shrinking in size. I have started paying the "premium" to buy the extra large graded eggs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM


yeah, but are they from cage free chickens?

'cause that's what's important

Posted by: Witchen Gretmer at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (tljrc)

147 They actually thought, "them conservatives love the law and if a judge convicts him, they will be forced to accept it."

It was some weak shit.

They really thought laundering their political vendetta through the judiciary would wash it clean.

And look how much shit is on the puffed-up black robes now for going along with it ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



If they were truly ashamed, then they would commit ritual seppaku to restore honor to the bench.

Since they won't do that, pork them in their squeak hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (0bE/L)

148 Democrats truly don't seem to understand why they are flailing.

My local rag is filled with leftist commentators wailing and whining about Trump rounding up and deporting people. "What about their civil rights? Why are you so cruel to want them gone! Orange Hitler is so mean! Gitmo needs Arbecht Macht Frei over its gate!!!!"

They cannot let go of Trump = Hitler. They have to defend the worst scum of the illegals. They scream about "if only we could communicate our message better!"

Why cannot they figure out that people have heard them, loud and clear, and just do not want what they are selling?

Posted by: SimoHayha at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (yf7Pm)

149 I think the Democrats crossing the Rubicon in the wrong direction moment was when they started messing with people's kids by doubling down on transgenderism. That annoyed a lot of moms for whom the lawfare wasn't a breaking point (Trump is icky and grab them by the p@$$y, after all). It annoyed them enough that they started questioning things. Add the economy and inflation and that pushed them over the edge, not the nuances of constructed from thin air accounting fraud.

Posted by: Dan Hayes at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (1YAo9)

150 So who will Shanahan take 40 whacks at first during the elections?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (Cp5Ma)

151 Nerdrotic says "Emilia Perez" is the "worst" Best Picture nominee ever. Is he right?

Because it's a tough call -- every year, the fake "academy" nominates total garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (zcs+5)
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I'll never know the answer. I'll never watch the movie. It's so creepy and perverted, so disgustingly repulsive, that I can barely think of the title without wanting to take a shower. This is "2 Girls 1 Cup" level perversion and vomit-inducing disgust.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

At least "2 Girls" had real girls in it

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (PNiSZ)

152 Think about how, in about a month, after all these hearings, and they all get confirmed, Trump is going to stand in front of them at the State of the Union to explain just what time it be.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:38 PM (EiR50)
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That is going to be EPIC!

By then, we'll see how things have progressed under the new administration.

D.C. will be a ghost town afterwards, so many heads are going to explode.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (7fElN)

153 I hear a lot of people on the right essentially saying Europe has the correct position on food additives. Europe's regulatory climate is terrible. Maybe they've take a better position than we have. I don't know. But I wonder how many people essentially taking this position know what they're advocating for.

I have been on this for at least the last couple years. Just the juxtaposition of these two parties now.

Look - if you rewind the clock forty years - and started talking about regulating food additives ? Democrats would have creamed their panties, and Rush Limbaugh would have been pounding his desk about how people want food additives and capitalism is the only true way !!!

And here we are.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (JcRjn)

154 >>Its called a pussy fart. It happens.


Men blame the dog.

Women blame the cat.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (xk5j8)

155 Scott Adams, while a mixed bag, said he will work to do his part to destroy anyone that votes against Trump's appointees, and specially RFK since the health stuff is one of his obsessions.

He said anyone that votes against Trump is either stupid or bought. That's a good way to put it.

I saw a list of all the insurance kickbacks that the senators that grilled RFK all get. Even sanders, who pushed him to pledge he wouldn't work for or sue insurance companies. He gets over a million in kickbacks. What slimeballs.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (gWBY1)

156 Dims like to hear themselves yap. Then they got into barely suppressed righteous anger. They mad. This is revealed by shaking and hurled index fingers niggling, creaking voices, and steam shooting out their ears (I made that part up but it reminds me of my Saturday morning cartoons).

I gather Patel was in a Grand Jury about something they want him to possibly get in trouble for by talking.A trap that I can easily see. I vote this as their talking hysteria point of the day.

I wonder who freaked out in their honorable pants when Patel said to Senator Blackburn that he is going after Epstein clients. The diddlers shat.

Which brings me to a point in that reddit, prior to Trump's victory, there was yelping and screeching about Epstein. Like they were in a different universe and Trump was friends with Epstein and why the list should come out, trump, thump, stutter.

President Trump is now forbidding dwarfs into airport towers. I am unsure why that tidbit is out for grabs, but he rarely makes stuff up and forces people to connect the dots.

I am weary of political posing. Most of the Dim ninnies are there due to pork spending votes, I guess. They surely don't look very smart.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (gi+MR)

157 I'm cutting back on eggs until the prices return to something reasonable. I'll use them only if a recipe calls for an egg, like pancakes or something.
Posted by: Don Black


Maybe make some plain Benedict.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2025 03:44 PM (mXvMQ)

158 Some more from Tensor.

https://tinyurl.com/ms48yvyk

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 03:44 PM (Cp5Ma)

159 Nicole Shanahan, she related to Mike Shanahan the football coach?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2025 03:44 PM (YIxO9)

160 "The lawfare was a catastrophic mistake by the Democrats."

And they'd do it again, and will do it again in some form or another. As it's been said before, they don't know how to do anything else.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 30, 2025 03:44 PM (ZlOcj)

161 But for a 10 degree head tilt, they would have succeeded.

I think they would've discovered why 2A exists if they'd succeeded there.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2025 03:44 PM (2ocoG)

162 These bipartisan determined people should send shivers down the spines of the uniparty, for they represent the views of millions of voters in what they are saying to you.

Trump may just have been Act One.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (Ga8hV)

163 >>>The entire Democrat Party didn't go wholehog in favor of transgenderism because of small donors.

I wouldn't normally recommend this, but a little time on Reddit will disabuse you of this belief. Their base just loves the troons, even the ostensibly straight jackoffs. Any criticism of troons is an attack on all of them. They're a sorry bunch, but there's a lot of them.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (CDWlY)

164 Ok Horde. Let's do it. Everyone toss your money into the pot. We're making a movie about Tranny Hitler.

We won't make a fucking dime of it back, but we can melt the little statues down, hock it to a pawn shop for spot price, and use the money to buy a great big fuck off chunk of pork to smoke for a MoMe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (+iIV1)

165 As a lifelong straight male, I must say I’m concerned about what’s happening with women like Megyn Kelly and Nicole Shanahan.

Back in my day, women were demure and spinster-ish. They didn’t participate in politics, which is a man’s game. A young, lithe man’s game.

Women stayed at home and did the knitting and didn’t ask political questions like “Who are you out drinking with every night?” and “What’s going on down there in the basement? Is that your page wearing a ball-gag?”

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

166 In Colorado, a bill to ban semi-automatic firearms with detachable magazines was voted out of committee


these assholes are coming for everything

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (AOsQT)

167 Europe's regulatory system is a mess, but they don't pack soy and corn syrup into everything to keep the farm lobby happy
Posted by: brak


The corn syrup helps lubricate the kernels to pass.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

168 Had the left treated Trump like a normal politician they might have gotten a 4 year interlude of some moderate reforms and then right back to boiling the frog...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (t0Rmr).

They're like the bad guys in TV shows. If they would just do nothing they would get away with it, but they have to let people know. Just can't help themselves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtTQ6g07ju0

Better example.

The Violent Men
"Don't force me to fight. 'Cause you won't like my way of fightin'!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (R3Yln)

169
I say this not as a joke, but the fake, fraudulent elevation of the "emilia perez" movie is the exact same as the story of kalama harris.

"She so smart" "She's the best" She's so brat" She's amazing"

Just like Everyone sees "Emilia Perez" as an awful, absurd movie that should Never have been released, Everyone saw harris as a fucking imbecilce, a dunce who had no business in any position of power.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (zcs+5)

170 And we'll call the movie Hitler's Vegan Bathhouse

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (Cp5Ma)

171 Mexico, China and the Philippines are the top three grain export countries. It goes downhill from there to more places that don’t even have indoor plumbing. I’m pretty sure they don’t give a shit what’s in it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (PO4Th)

172 when the exit polls showed a large number of voter's motivation in voting was protecting democracy

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The funny thing is of those who voted to save democracy, it went something like 60-40 for Trump

Whoops!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (HYKHz)

173 I still can't wrap my head around the Democrat calculus that, "IF we can just get people to listen about how bad J6 was, they'll agree with us and put us back in power."
___________________

"Oh, that hasn't worked? We have to double down on transgender crap and that illegal aliens are your friends."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

174 122 >>> Kelly is fully rehabilitated in my eyes… people have come to Jesus moments, I had my own in the past, and have not changed course.

...She stressed that they have to prove themselves, we shouldn't take their conversions blindly without change tk back it up. But they are all fave punching bags of the right, so I'm interested to see if her audience agrees or pushes back against her. I'm also wondering if her view is one DW would have allowed her to share without any pushback.
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 03:40 PM (gWBY1)

I've hesitated on this, but I agree with you here. Back when we were in the wilderness and folks like Megyn Kelly took the opportunity to take the 40 silver coins and shiv Trump, I was not in the forgive and forget stage - even at Election Day. Now, however, we are in the middle of a potentially generational preference cascade change. Because of that, I'm open to enlisting everyone we can to make that shift permanent. If the rest of the apostles can accept Paul, then I can certainly welcome what I've seen from Kelly, Elon, Zuck, and anyone else that wants to join us. After all, surrendering is simply joining the winning side.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (jGHhH)

175 Hmm -- I've never heard one actually roar. I think I'm OK with not changing that.
Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (2KrT4)

I have heard one roar. The broad that cut loose said she was "airing" it out. Sounded like someone stepped on a bullfrog in mid-croak.

Posted by: Engelbert Humperdink at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (7P61U)

176 163 >>>The entire Democrat Party didn't go wholehog in favor of transgenderism because of small donors.

I wouldn't normally recommend this, but a little time on Reddit will disabuse you of this belief. Their base just loves the troons, even the ostensibly straight jackoffs. Any criticism of troons is an attack on all of them. They're a sorry bunch, but there's a lot of them.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2025 03:45 PM (CDWlY)

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Their activists may love it now, but it's not the base. The base are those who vote in primaries. And you know who won the last Democrat primary for president? An old white guy. A second place? An old white Jewish guy.

But the push was because of donors, not the base. Not activists. The donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

177 "Hmm -- I've never heard one actually roar. I think I'm OK with not changing that."
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Its called a pussy fart. It happens.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (Wg6v7)


Those I've heard. Never a roar, though.

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (2KrT4)

178
How much longer are they going to pull this Fake Accolades Gaslight Theater on The People?

They haven't realized, yet, We're not as Stupid as They think?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (zcs+5)

179 >>>Are "large" EGGS getting smaller & smaller? If "shrinkflation" really does exist, it's eggs.

American egg sizes explained:

Large eggs are small sized

Extra large are medium sized

Jumbo eggs are large


Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (q177U)

180 Nicole Shanahan, "Try Me".

Uh, OK.

Actually, I think our battle is coming down to our billionaires vs. their billionaires.

Posted by: javems at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (8I4hW)

181 also, brown eggs seem to cost a little less than white eggs

I don't know why

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (AOsQT)

182 Yet there are a bunch of Morons who insist that the US government has absolutely zero influence on why Americans have been getting fatter and less healthy since the 60s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (cuN/U)


Calories are calories man! Also, morphous aluminum hydroxyphosphate sulfate (AAHS), aluminum hydroxide, aluminum phosphate, and potassium aluminum sulfate make you stronger!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (D7oie)

183 How has all that "crap" been so harmful that much of the world clamors for our food crops when their chemical-free crops fail?

That so-called crap has saved tens of millions of lives from starvation..
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No question that it increases production, thank goodness. Also, let's continue to look into whether or not it is a safe as it can be and still be effective. No reason to stop testing and investigation just because somebody has a product making money. It's like ivermectin, off patent, but a broader range of uses that are ignored because it would compete with pate Ted product. There are perverse incentives in the system and regulatory capture is really unsafe....

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (nJfmk)

184 Yet there are a bunch of Morons who insist that the US government has absolutely zero influence on why Americans have been getting fatter and less healthy since the 60s.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM


Hey don't blame me......

Posted by: High Fructose Corn Syrup at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (Rcnd3)

185
Tim Walz is another "Emilia Perez" story.

They heaped all kinds of fake accolades on this dull pervert because they think We're all stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (zcs+5)

186 Megyn was sitting right behind RFK yesterday in his grilling session. She listened intently to every screech and threat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (Ga8hV)

187 Europe's regulatory system is a mess, but they don't pack soy and corn syrup into everything to keep the farm lobby happy.

Back when I had to fly a lot, I was on a flight out of Baltimore that was mostly farm lobbyists. Folks - ain't nobody more self-entitled than a farmer that thinks you owe him more than simple money for his goods at market.

Seriously. These fuckers were nauseating. "If we quit what we do, you'll starve".

Go ahead then. Nobody makes you grow corn. Nobody owes you anything other than market price for it.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (JcRjn)

188 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (Rcnd3)

189 >>I hear a lot of people on the right essentially saying Europe has the correct position

I think it is very sad anyone believes anything the EU does is the correct position on anything.

Posted by: extybeebum at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (K0IC5)

190 Air traffic control tower at Reagan airport was understaffed at time of American Airlines disaster that left 67 dead, FAA report finds as scandalous practices under Biden are revealed

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (AOsQT)

191 With so much news happening, today would be a good day for Tom Homan to do some major raids in some blue states.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:49 PM (NpAcC)

192 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Tim Walz is another "Emilia Perez" story.

They heaped all kinds of fake accolades on this dull pervert because they think We're all stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (zcs+5)
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Dig up his back yard. I'll bet you there are missing kids back there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 03:49 PM (Ga8hV)

194 139 I would pay for Scott Pressler to move to Alaska to get that stupid voting law revoked. I'll make sure he gets nightly lap dances at the Great Alaskan Bush Company
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (YIxO9)

Unless they have folks that service guys who play for the other team, I'd save your wampum.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2025 03:49 PM (jGHhH)

195 If you took Miss Lindsey off of every Senate committee he is on, it would not cost any other Republican a vote in SC.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (wBaIH)

196 She has been Born Again Hard as a bloodthirsty killer. I might just let her carry a rifle in my beloved Corps.
_______

Somebody gave her the "how about getting with the program/jump on the team for the big win" speech.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (Dm8we)

197 69 >> have been advised to lobby for the best pre-nuptial terms I can achieve and then let the chips fall where they may.

Zip tied to a metal chair with your eyelids stapled open, mouth duct taped closed, and a giggling woman spraying lighter fluid on you with a lit cigarette in her mouth ain’t the way to go.
Posted by: Marcus T



I noticed you survived though! Way to hang in there! I don't judge. Love is Love! :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (sAmhv)

198 I think the hypocrisy of the Dems is just getting too unbearable by the average American.

I mean how can you lawfare Trump in the most idiotic and justice system corrupting manners and then complain about him potentially prosecuting his "political enemies"?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (Vh9CX)

199 I was not in the forgive and forget stage

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ditto, which is why Trump is better than me, not only did he forgive and forget but he gave her the podium several times at his rallies

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (HYKHz)

200 Europe's regulatory system is a mess, but they don't pack soy and corn syrup into everything to keep the farm lobby happy
Posted by: brak

I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (g8Ew8)

201 It's amazing how much treason high profile military, government entity and politicians have gotten away with unscathed over the last decade.

The United States is a former shell of it's once great self.

Godspeed in your mission to repair this thing in a mere 4 short years, Mr. President. It's a yeoman's task, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

202 Hey, Megan! It's not easy ruling against the will of the American people, you know.

- The Democrats

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (L/fGl)

203 190 Air traffic control tower at Reagan airport was understaffed at time of American Airlines disaster that left 67 dead, FAA report finds as scandalous practices under Biden are revealed
Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (AOsQT)

Not enough Somalian lesbians.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (ZlOcj)

204 My favorite bit about the lawfare was Governor Hochul having to convene a meeting of New York real estate moguls to reassure them that even though Trump was being prosecuted for overstating his real estate valuations - a "crime" which they had all committed - that New York was only going to prosecute Trump for this, and would never, ever think of prosecuting anyone else for the same "offense".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM (uxCna)

205 =====================
Dig up his back yard. I'll bet you there are missing kids back there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 03:49 PM (Ga8hV)



Along with dead dogs, decapitated cats and a stuffed monkey full of his DNA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

206 People don’t exercise either, and that’s fully on them. But the crap we allow to be used in the foods that a lot of people eat is inexcusable. RFK is right. Inform people how bad some of this garbage is for you. Help them understand it affects your health along with your lifestyle. Now it’s all very one sided where they hide the ill effects of crap and then act surprised years later when it’s a major contributor to disease and obesity. It’s upside down now. You can’t tell me any benefits that corn syrup and seed oils have other than enriching Big Ag. That crap is in every product unnecessarily. At least help people make better choices by making the foods they eat the most healthier.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM (PO4Th)

207 They're like the bad guys in TV shows. If they would just do nothing they would get away with it, but they have to let people know. Just can't help themselves.
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Thats the thing about orcs. They are orcs because they can't help themselves. That's why eventually they step on rakes.

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM (nJfmk)

208 also, brown eggs seem to cost a little less than white eggs

I don't know why
Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (AOsQT)

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Racism, duh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM (2UnvF)

209 The new nickname for Eliz. Warren is "Old Yeller." Jeez, what a shrill harpy.

Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2025 03:52 PM (KruEU)

210 I think the lawfare angle was the last, non-violent course of action the Democrats are going to explore to remain entrenched in power. From here on out it's going to be political violence ramped up to 11.

Defeated? No.

Reorganizing? Yes, although it's pretty sloppy right now. Resistance II will stiffen in due time. Whether the GOP has the balls to get into the trenches and fight alongside the Trump administration is, IMO questionable. That's too bad. They'll be needed in some capacity to make all this winning stick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2025 03:52 PM (Q4IgG)

211 They haven't realized, yet, We're not as Stupid as They think?
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (zcs+5)

Their true believers sure are. They're whipping them into a frenzy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:52 PM (dR6yv)

212
Air traffic control tower at Reagan airport was understaffed at time of American Airlines disaster that left 67 dead, FAA report finds as scandalous practices under Biden are revealed

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM


a retro-active grim milestone for the biden-harris administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2025 03:52 PM (tljrc)

213 Sure, I see your point, but there were many Democrats that voted for Trump and voted Democrat for the rest of the candidates.
These are ones that are waking up to what the Democrat Party has become.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:41 PM (NpAcC)

People will be surprised what red pills others into changing their politics. It can be something major that millions are screaming about, or it can be something that is somewhat minor that 99% of the people have never heard of.

My red pill moment was after the owner of the company I worked passed away and my job changed from running the company to getting it as profitable as possible in 3 years in order for the family to sell it to pay the estate taxes. 55% of that sales price went to the Feds while I and about 20% of the staff lost our jobs after the sale. (I knew I was losing mine because new owners always bring in their own management) A lifetime of work and sacrifice gone so that the government could take some of that to send rubbers to Gaza.

So, if this red pills them, they usually become the ones that fight the hardest.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (k1E2D)

214 Somalian lesbians

******************

false

not enough mentally challenged non-binary somalian lesbian midgets from Syria

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (HYKHz)

215 Air traffic control tower at Reagan airport was understaffed at time of American Airlines disaster that left 67 dead, FAA report finds as scandalous practices under Biden are revealed

Wasn't there a thing where the FAA was seeking to hire blind disabled ATCs, ideally non-white?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (2ocoG)

216
I don't know why
Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (AOsQT)

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Racism, duh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM (2UnvF)



Exactly. The brown eggs just aren't as appealing as the white ones.

I mean, look at porn. White broads getting drilled by blacks end up making 1/2 as much as white broads that don't.

At least it used to be that way, I've been told.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

217 I think one reason so many Americans are porkers is, they don't have to expend any physical effort to eat work or play.

Food can be delivered to your door.
You can work from home.
All the movies and TV and games and everything right there on your computer. You can live most of your life on your fat ass.

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (AOsQT)

218 > >Are "large" EGGS getting smaller & smaller? If "shrinkflation" really does exist, it's eggs.

Supposedly they are graded by weight. Google tells me large eggs should weigh at least 24 oz per dozen. This is a USDA standard. I don't know how often they get spot checked.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (V1QHJ)

219 I would pay for Scott Pressler to move to Alaska to get that stupid voting law revoked. I'll make sure he gets nightly lap dances at the Great Alaskan Bush Company
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (YIxO9)
******
Well, he's gay, but yeah he needs to go the Alaska and get them to vote against rank-choice voting.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (NpAcC)

220 I hate the MSM on a good day, but I really, really, really hate the MSM when they ask completely retarded questions at things like an NTSB briefing.

Posted by: Weasel at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (lG3Q4)

221 208 also, brown eggs seem to cost a little less than white eggs

I don't know why
Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (AOsQT)

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Racism, duh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM

Kinda. A lot of people do think that eggs are supposed to be white and there's something wrong with brown eggs.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (PNiSZ)

222
lol, here's some stupid NFL "news"

Raven Kicker hit with "inappropriate sexual behavior" accusations from...(wait for it)....


six, yes, 6, "massage therapists"

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (zcs+5)

223 I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops


It is one of the worst things in the American food chain. Getting it out of your diet can shave 30 points off of your cholesterol.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (PFV2W)

224 So, if this red pills them, they usually become the ones that fight the hardest.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (k1E2D)

No zeal like the zeal of a recent convert.

And MAGA is probably getting a bunch of recent converts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (+iIV1)

225
"If Adam Schiff or Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden winds up facing criminal charges under a Trump administration"

Megyn, don't tease us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (T3es0)

226 Actually, I think our battle is coming down to our billionaires vs. their billionaires.
Posted by: javems at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (8I4hW)


Do you actually think there are billionaires on "our" side? The way I see it, the ones we may see as favorable are still not "us".

But maybe I'm just being obtuse again. Or still.

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (2KrT4)

227 I don't think the lawfare helped them any but I doubt it swayed very many votes. Inflation, unchecked illegals flooding into the country, tranny bathrooms, disastrous foreign policy, a brain dead president, arresting people for protesting the election, etc that all did it. It was like 60% economy and 30% crazy tranny crap, I think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (2VST1)

228 Mexico, China and the Philippines are the top three grain export countries. It goes downhill from there to more places that don’t even have indoor plumbing. I’m pretty sure they don’t give a shit what’s in it.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (PO4Th)
======================
This is surprising. Which "grain" are you talking about? If it's wheat, this list says the largest are:
Australia
USA
France
Canada
Russia
Argentina
Ukraine

https://tinyurl.com/2n483jkf

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (chB/a)

229 I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.

HFCS's rise in use correlates with the rise in obesity, and it is in damn near every processed food product.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (D0HYP)

230
Raven Kicker hit with "inappropriate sexual behavior" accusations from...(wait for it)....


six, yes, 6, "massage therapists"
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (zcs+5)



He been spending time with what's-is-f*ck from Cleveland learning the rapist ropes?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

231 224 So, if this red pills them, they usually become the ones that fight the hardest.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (k1E2D)

No zeal like the zeal of a recent convert.

And MAGA is probably getting a bunch of recent converts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (+iIV1)

=======

I'm sure there's been a host of these.

I just think the one specific example felt...fake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

232 All of Trump's pics will be confirmed. Democraps can bukkake themselves all they want. We have the votes. And if for some reason we don't, Trump will use recess appointments. They are all eventually gonna be appointed. Then the real screaming and bloodletting can begin. I'm getting an erection on top of my erection just thinking about it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:18 PM (iFTx/)


I think you're correct. POTUS Trump 2.0 is taking a machete to the bloated Executive branch with acting department heads. He's so far inside the Donk's Decision Loop, the Donk's don't know whether to $h!t or go blind.

There's an alternative time-line where General Trump is acknowledged as one of the "Great Captains" and his military campaigns are studied around the world.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (pJWtt)

233 I hate the whole Kennedy degenerate lot. They belong in prison not made saints. But I'm willing to see what RFK Jr can do to big pharma, which I hate more.

Posted by: Megthered at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (6M5v9)

234 Mexico, China and the Philippines are the top three grain export countries. It goes downhill from there to more places that don’t even have indoor plumbing. I’m pretty sure they don’t give a shit what’s in it.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:46 PM (PO4Th)



This cannot be true. Jake Tapper tells me that all the Mexicans that can harvest crops are in The United States.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

235 geez dude

I was expecting a more mundane explanation

Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (AOsQT)

236 >> Actually, I think our battle is coming down to our billionaires vs. their billionaires.

Yeah, but I’ll take Shanahan’s elbows over Bill Gates moobs any day.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (PO4Th)

237 Kinda. A lot of people do think that eggs are supposed to be white and there's something wrong with brown eggs.
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Gwyneth Paltrow makes eggs in assorted colors.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (Wg6v7)

238 186 Megyn was sitting right behind RFK yesterday in his grilling session. She listened intently to every screech and threat.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (Ga8hV)

I have forgiven her for 2016. I like this Megyn a lot. She has a wicked sense of humor and people can and do change political stripes. I sadly voted for Carter. The one time I voted Dim. Young, in college, believed the MSM propaganda of tv news and newspapers.

I have not forgiven FOX and have not watched it since the debate of 2016.

I will spend most of the rest of today wondering about the dwarf in the airport tower that President Trump mentioned.

Prayers for all families and friends who lost loved ones last night.

I see Buttileg is upset also today due to what President Trump said about him, and it has apparently impacted his milk supply due to stress.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (gi+MR)

239 Marx was known to have really shitty personal hygiene, even by the standards of the mid-1800s. Apparently, he always stunk of BO.

Plus, he had skin problems, rashes and the like, that caused him to be surly and have health issues. The idea that both of those things were related is just lies. Lies, I say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2025 03:43 PM (y9nCu)
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He was generally a real prize. He didn't support his family, who lived in poverty, and he had several children die from living in cold apartments with little food. He mooched off of his acolytes, who supported him while he jerked off writing unreadable crap and refused to get a real job.

This is their hero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

240 Do you actually think there are billionaires on "our" side? The way I see it, the ones we may see as favorable are still not "us".

Yeah they aren't on our side. Their goals just temporarily align with ours. Elon Musk doesn't want to make the government more efficient because that helps you. He wants to do it because that helps his goal of colonizing his mars kingdom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (2VST1)

241 People don’t exercise either, and that’s fully on them. But the crap we allow to be used in the foods that a lot of people eat is inexcusable. RFK is right. Inform people how bad some of this garbage is for you. Help them understand it affects your health along with your lifestyle. Now it’s all very one sided where they hide the ill effects of crap and then act surprised years later when it’s a major contributor to disease and obesity. It’s upside down now. You can’t tell me any benefits that corn syrup and seed oils have other than enriching Big Ag. That crap is in every product unnecessarily. At least help people make better choices by making the foods they eat the most healthier.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:51 PM (PO4Th)

I'm glad you're not my cook.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (g8Ew8)

242 No zeal like the zeal of a recent convert.

And MAGA is probably getting a bunch of recent converts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (+iIV1)



And they'll be right back on the leftard bandwagon in less than a decade.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

243 >> Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Hope you and the fam are doing well. Still sending prayers your way brother.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:57 PM (PO4Th)

244 15 Crazy eyes Shanahan
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
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You want to see Shanahan cry don't you?
Watch this to the end.

https://tinyurl.com/bddbsc9f

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2025 03:57 PM (l4pwx)

245 I think the hypocrisy of the Dems is just getting too unbearable by the average American.

I mean how can you lawfare Trump in the most idiotic and justice system corrupting manners and then complain about him potentially prosecuting his "political enemies"?
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It goes with the delusion of liberals that their political views are not political, they're just "common sense."

See, so "everyone knows" Trump committed multiple crimes and he would only go after those who prosecuted him to cover up his crimes.
And the absurd, completely novel and never-before-heard-of crimes he was charged for?
Well, that's because he covered up so much of his crimes and what they did is justice for those other crimes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:57 PM (RpoEI)

246 I need to see pictures of the air traffic controller and the helicopter pilot before I make up my racist, misogynist, homophobic mind.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2025 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

247 lol, here's some stupid NFL "news"

Raven Kicker hit with "inappropriate sexual behavior" accusations from...(wait for it)....


six, yes, 6, "massage therapists"
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (zcs+5)

Not a happy ending

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2025 03:57 PM (NtVYv)

248 I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (g8Ew


It is in everything. Besides any claimed metabolic difference in how it is used by the body, different from sucrose at least, it is cheap, and it covers up the lack of flavor in food due to restrictions on fats and proteins.
A lawyer I knew used to fatten his steers up on crappy hay doused with molasses because the steers didn't like the crappy hay. That is what HFC is used for.
Also it goes in sweet drinks and is still really cheap, so you wind up drinking incredible amounts of calories, and you don't feel satiated, so you keep drinking.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (D7oie)

249 I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.

I am fine with corn syrup, I just don't think it should be in everything, should replace cane sugar in everything, and should be in freaking gasoline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (2VST1)

250 He was generally a real prize. He didn't support his family, who lived in poverty, and he had several children die from living in cold apartments with little food. He mooched off of his acolytes, who supported him while he jerked off writing unreadable crap and refused to get a real job.

This is their hero.


DU, "xir's just like us!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (Cp5Ma)

251 I think one reason so many Americans are porkers is, they don't have to expend any physical effort to eat work or play.
Food can be delivered to your door.
You can work from home.
All the movies and TV and games and everything right there on your computer. You can live most of your life on your fat ass.
Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:53 PM (AOsQT)

Correct. Folks go out of they way to move less. Get handicap placards to park as close to wallyworld entrance as possible so they don't have to walk then hop in a hovearound to not walk then shit in diapers so they don't have to walk...Madness.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Weider, canadian at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (7P61U)

252 >> I'm glad you're not my cook.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (g8Ew

You haven’t seen my food thread posts, have you.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (PO4Th)

253 Nicole Shanahan is the penultimate challenge of dick versus brain.

Just a guess but methinks the dick will take its chances .....Nicole is HOT.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (fgjVJ)

254 I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops


It is one of the worst things in the American food chain. Getting it out of your diet can shave 30 points off of your cholesterol.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (PFV2W)


The real reason for the fanaticism. The Great American Pass Time isn't Baseball. Its scolding. Americans love to scold.

Nobody makes anyone eat corn syrup. And bad calories beat no calories at all. Yet here we are.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (JcRjn)

255 Wait a few days for the Tucker rub and tug scandal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (dR6yv)

256 220 I hate the MSM on a good day, but I really, really, really hate the MSM when they ask completely retarded questions at things like an NTSB briefing.
Posted by: Weasel



I shudder to think what is being asked by these msm retards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

257 Folks - ain't nobody more self-entitled than a farmer that thinks you owe him more than simple money for his goods at market
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They are at the bottom of the food chain. They mfgers, distributors are the ones making money in the food industry. They conglomerates and used market power against the ununited farmers. It was a market dissymetry that distorted the relationship. The miller's and bakers were the rich families, farmers, not so much. Then some swell started buying up all the mills .... General Mills... get it

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (nJfmk)

258 Is Nicole Shanhan taking requests? If so I'd like to add John Cornyn to her list just on general principles. If she wants to get involved in state level politics, I've got a list of about 36 sell outs in the Texas Legislature that need to GTFO

Posted by: Stacy0311 at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (wh7vU)

259 Sean Duffy convinced his wife Rachel Campos-Duffy to let him buy a huge expensive chicken coop, even though she is deathly afraid of birds.

I bet she's glad now.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2025 03:59 PM (NpAcC)

260 Big corn strikes again. Ethanol and hfcs

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 30, 2025 03:59 PM (/6GbT)

261 To the extent that there are "our billionaires", perhaps they're the ones who think other people can be billionaires too and that's not a bad thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 03:59 PM (+iIV1)

262
Nicole Shanahan gave us this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8k1Z6f15LI

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2025 03:59 PM (tljrc)

263
Hope you and the fam are doing well. Still sending prayers your way brother.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:57 PM (PO4Th)



Thank you very much. We are humbled.

First Lady is exited that her last chemo is next week. Hallelujah! Five weeks of radiation starts shortly after that.

Step-mother has been put in assisted living and her Parkinson's / dementia is progressing quite rapidly. She's hating everything one minute, then 'at a resort!' the next.

Nothing is easy, yet. Not one thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

264 And again, John Thune can stop all this today. Recess the Senate until Monday. Take tomorrow off boys, you've done a great job.
Posted by: Nope


I can only assume that all sides involved think there's some political advantage to letting the hearings play out.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (hB7mE)

265 Air traffic control tower at Reagan airport was understaffed at time of American Airlines disaster that left 67 dead, FAA report finds as scandalous practices under Biden are revealed
Posted by: Don Black at January 30, 2025 03:48 PM (AOsQT)

Not enough Somalian lesbians.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 30, 2025 03:50 PM (ZlOcj)

You mean Biden's press secretary didn't get hired there?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (VNX3d)

266 I sadly voted for Carter.

Really ? I was born in '72, and even I knew by '80 that guy was an absolute fucking tool.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (JcRjn)

267 .....

How long do I have to stay married to her to get half?
Posted by: wth
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She had good looks, brains and lot of money before she married.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (l4pwx)

268 It is one of the worst things in the American food chain. Getting it out of your diet can shave 30 points off of your cholesterol.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (PFV2W)

I've eaten corn syrup all my life and I've never had a problem with cholesterol.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (g8Ew8)

269 >>> Nerdrotic says "Emilia Perez" is the "worst" Best Picture nominee ever. Is he right?

Maybe. (But Crash was really bad.) The few bad clips that I've seen of Emilia Perez tell
Me it was inspired by La La Land, and the idea of "we don't need to get powerhouse singers and dancers to put on a musical! Let's just get average people so it feels more realistic!"

Some musical concepts are bizarre but can work. Rogers and Hammerstein passed on making what became My Fair Lady, they said it was impossible material for a musical. Thank goodness Lerner and Loewe proved them wrong. But it takes the right team and lightning in a bottle to work.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (gWBY1)

270 >> Nothing is easy, yet. Not one thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

The Lord will see you through it. You know that. Never quit.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (PO4Th)

271 I've got a list of about 36 sell outs in the Texas Legislature that need to GTFO

Stan Kitzman has to be one of them. The biggest paper in our county luvs Stan.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (8uzBS)

272 I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.

HFCS's rise in use correlates with the rise in obesity, and it is in damn near every processed food product.
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Yes, I know its baby steps but I've stopped using any salad dressing that includes HFCSs (even though the alternatives cost twice as much). Some of that cost disparity would eventually reside IF we were to force an honest discussion of what goes into our foods.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (azSra)

273 Nobody makes anyone eat corn syrup. And bad calories beat no calories at all. Yet here we are.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (JcRjn)


You really like to carry your arguments based on shame, don't you?
But here we are, listening to you tell us about evil.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (D7oie)

274 I think one reason so many Americans are porkers is, they don't have to expend any physical effort to eat work or play.

That's part of it. But the real secret, hidden reason that American obesity on average has raised so much in recent years is... immigration from south of the border. Hispanics, the indio-spanish mix, tend to be chunky. Its the stat nobody wants to talk about when they bring up how fat Americans are.

Yeah, there are some really fat Americans, but if you live around a lot of hispanic immigrants, you know how tubby they are. Short and round. What happens when you dump a hundred million or so of them into a culture? The average weight goes up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (2VST1)

275 I see Buttileg is upset also today due to what President Trump said about him, and it has apparently impacted his milk supply due to stress.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (gi+MR)
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This comment is VDH Level Cruelty Approved.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (chB/a)

276 Wait a few days for the Tucker rub and tug scandal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (dR6yv)

"Allegations have surfaced that Mr. Carlson successfully...uhhh.. brought to climax... four of the seven rhinocerouses at the Bronx Zoo...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (+iIV1)

277 HFCS's rise in use correlates with the rise in obesity, and it is in damn near every processed food product.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (D0HYP)
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First, correlation != causation.

HFCS is 55% fructose, 45% glucose. Sugar (sucrose) is 50% fructose, 50% glucose (connected by a glycosidic bond).

So ... the hysteria re HFCS is bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

278 Nicole Shanahan is a one.

Got to get ready for work. Later.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (sAmhv)

279 > It is one of the worst things in the American food chain. Getting it out of your diet can shave 30 points off of your cholesterol.

The science doesn't support the idea that HFCS is worse than other sugars like Sucrose. There's some support for the idea it may possibly increase your appetite slightly. Americans get too much HFCS in their diets because they eat too much. If HFCS was magically removed tomorrow and replaced with Sucrose and all else remained the same, I'm confident the average American's health would be unimpacted.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (V1QHJ)

280 The thing I LOVE is how much authentic Mexicans hate Emilia Perez. It's apparently a French director appropriating Mexican culture and getting it wrong.
I love that. Plus GLAAD has come out against it, says it is a "profoundly retrograde portrayal of a trans woman". Suck on it Hollywood.

Oh, and TWO actresses in Emilia Perez did blackface! Zoe Saldana (darkened skin to play Nina Simone) and Fernanda Torres.

https://glaad.org/emilia-perez-
is-not-good-trans-representation/

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (gWBY1)

281 Uh, OK.

Actually, I think our battle is coming down to our billionaires vs. their billionaires.
Posted by: javems at January 30, 2025 03:47 PM (8I4hW)

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its the only choice we got, the USA has been an oligarchy for decades

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (Vh9CX)

282 The media is trying to do "gotcha journalism" with the crash and simply coming across as drooling idiots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (Cp5Ma)

283 Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (JcRjn)

Whatever you say, Scogg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (MQJVv)

284 Kinda. A lot of people do think that eggs are supposed to be white and there's something wrong with brown eggs.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (PNiSZ)

I always figured brown eggs were tastier. Brown eggs come from brown hens; white eggs come from (mostly) white hens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (8zz6B)

285 >>>I've got a list of about 36 sell outs in the Texas Legislature that need to GTFO

There appears to be similar pest problem in the Florida legislature.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2025 04:03 PM (CwhoI)

286 266 I sadly voted for Carter.

Really ? I was born in '72, and even I knew by '80 that guy was an absolute fucking tool.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (JcRjn)

I am not proud of it, but I admit it and only saying people can change. I was much more liberal thinking in college. Once we had our first son I was a Reagan Republican.

I also am not proud, at all, for the two votes I cast for GWB, that dickhead. I never liked HWB but also voted for his sorry ass.

I am gorgeous but not perfect always.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2025 04:03 PM (gi+MR)

287 They are at the bottom of the food chain. They mfgers, distributors are the ones making money in the food industry.

Yeah farmers get pennies for the stuff you spend dollars on. They get very tiny amounts for any of their stuff, most are barely holding on at this point unless they are mega farm corporations. Oregon is specifically targeting small farms to destroy them over water rights laws.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:03 PM (2VST1)

288 Not quite sure what many of you are seeing with Nicole. Cute - yes. Hawt - no. Vibes of crazy eyes and boiling bunnies -- HELL YES!

Y'all can fight over her. I'm out!

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 04:03 PM (2KrT4)

289 I've never understood the nazi fanaticism against corn syrup.
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It's simple. Just like the people ranting against corn syrup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

290
The Lord will see you through it. You know that. Never quit.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 04:01 PM (PO4Th)



I'm riding faith as much as I can. This place and all the prayers help tremendously, despite my recent absence.

First Lady feels them and appreciates them beyond anything I've ever experienced.

I hate every minute of this, but we're pushing on knowing there's a plan and we'll accept it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

291 266 I sadly voted for Carter.
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There was a big quarrel between the no-nuke crowd and those who wanted nuclear energy. Carter said, "I will make nuclear energy safe for America". I also voted for the lying sob.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2025 04:04 PM (l4pwx)

292 HFCS is 55% fructose, 45% glucose. Sugar (sucrose) is 50% fructose, 50% glucose (connected by a glycosidic bond).

So ... the hysteria re HFCS is bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (YqDXo)


Putting table sugar on everything will make you fat. Why wouldn't putting HFCS in everything also make you fat?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 04:04 PM (D7oie)

293
tell
Me it was inspired by La La Land, and the idea of "we don't need to get powerhouse singers and dancers to put on a musical! Let's just get average people so it feels more realistic!"

Posted by: LizLem


You'd think they'd pull Emilia Perez after the Joker II disaster.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 04:04 PM (zcs+5)

294 First, correlation != causation.

Forgive me for not having enough money to conduct a proper study.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 04:04 PM (D0HYP)

295
For those unawares, Joker II was a "musical."

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (zcs+5)

296
is, not was

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (zcs+5)

297 Think about how, in about a month, after all these hearings, and they all get confirmed, Trump is going to stand in front of them at the State of the Union to explain just what time it be.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2025 03:38 PM (EiR50)
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That is going to be EPIC!

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[Future BREAKING Headline:] After Trump Provides Copy of 2025 SOTU Speech on an iPod, Nanzi Pelosi Chokes to Death Attempting to Destroy It. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (6uE0M)

298 If they can do it to Trump, they can do it to me even easier.

That made a Trump vote a no-brainer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (aD39U)

299 The thing I LOVE is how much authentic Mexicans hate Emilia Perez. It's apparently a French director appropriating Mexican culture and getting it wrong.
I love that. Plus GLAAD has come out against it, says it is a "profoundly retrograde portrayal of a trans woman". Suck on it Hollywood.


nominating that film for any awards, let alone so many was just a big middle finger to Trump and Americans in general. That wasn't left over from before the election, all those nominations were decided after Trump won. Hollywood knows that the culture is against them they just don't care. Their reaction is to double down, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (2VST1)

300 You really like to carry your arguments based on shame, don't you? But here we are, listening to you tell us about evil.

Its the common thread of human behavior. People are weird. The vast majority ... 90%+ ... are drawn to live and work around each other. And then coerce and cajole and meddle in each others affairs.

The ones that don't ? All kind of names for them. Anti-social. Sociopathic. And such.

Take corn syrup. Don't like it ? Don't eat it. I don't care if anyone else swims in it.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (JcRjn)

301 The science doesn't support the idea that HFCS is worse than other sugars like Sucrose. There's some support for the idea it may possibly increase your appetite slightly. Americans get too much HFCS in their diets because they eat too much. If HFCS was magically removed tomorrow and replaced with Sucrose and all else remained the same, I'm confident the average American's health would be unimpacted.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (V1QHJ)
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Ah. An outbreak of common sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

302 {i]Nobody makes anyone eat corn syrup. And bad calories beat no calories at all. Yet here we are.
Posted by: Nope

To a certain extent you have to choose to not buy premade food like... loaves of bread... to avoid it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (hB7mE)

303 And again, John Thune can stop all this today. Recess the Senate until Monday. Take tomorrow off boys, you've done a great job.
Posted by: Nope

I can only assume that all sides involved think there's some political advantage to letting the hearings play out.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (hB7mE)


So far, none of President Trump's cabinet picks have not been confirmed. The Donk Senators are generally coming across as shrill and out-of-touch. Thune has been telling them, "Fine, you want to play parliamentary games, we're working weekends until we're finished."

If recess appointments are needed, then Thune will have to cross that bridge when he comes to it. I suspect that a bunch if the GOP are terrified of having Trump's wrath turned in their direction.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (pJWtt)

304 HFCS's rise in use correlates with the rise in obesity, and it is in damn near every processed food product.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (D0HYP)

I still believe that it correlates with the rise in home air conditioning. AC in homes wasn't as commonplace in the 60's and 70's as it is now, so when the warmer months come around, those 5 extra pounds our bodies put on during the winter don't feel the need to shed themselves off. So, we get stuck with them over the summer into fall when we put on the next 5 for the winter months. Your body does that enough, and in 10-15 years you are hitting 3 bills.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (k1E2D)

305 It was one of many things, but it was not the thing.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (g47mK)

306 >>> sadly voted for Carter.

Really ? I was born in '72, and even I knew by '80 that guy was an absolute fucking tool.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (JcRjn)

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My 3rd grade had a classroom vote. Carter won 12-8. A lot of farm kids in that class. I voted for Ford, but may have had more to do with my family being a ford car family. Still, at least I came out on the right side.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (JfxgE)

307
LizLem, and Salon panned Emilia Perez, too!

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (zcs+5)

308 puPosted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2025 04 :03 PM (gi+MR)

You are also very clever and amusing and tell funny stories.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (MQJVv)

309 The science doesn't support the idea that HFCS is worse than other sugars like Sucrose. There's some support for the idea it may possibly increase your appetite slightly. Americans get too much HFCS in their diets because they eat too much. If HFCS was magically removed tomorrow and replaced with Sucrose and all else remained the same, I'm confident the average American's health would be unimpacted.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (V1QHJ)


HFCS are far cheaper than sucrose, so prices would go up.
And as we all know, the purpose of putting taxes on items reduces the saleability of them because people have to buy less because the price goes up

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (D7oie)

310 Forgive me for not having enough money to conduct a proper study.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 04:04 PM



Sadly, grants are frozen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (aD39U)

311 Nicole Shanahan is a one.

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Even without the $1 B.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (L/fGl)

312 Corn should be used for 2 things. Feed, eating corn and whiskey.

Stop with the syrups and fuels. Sugar is natural and better as a sweetener.

"But kids are fat!!!!"

They're fat because parents are stupid, HFCS sucks and 'Big Corn' is corrupt as f*ck.



Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Do you actually think there are billionaires on "our" side? The way I see it, the ones we may see as favorable are still not "us".

But maybe I'm just being obtuse again. Or still.

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 03:54 PM (2KrT4)

I suspect they are operating in their own self interest for the most part but as long as it coincides with mine I'll take it. The exception might be Musk. He certainly is all in for free speech.

Posted by: javems at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (8I4hW)

314 Y'all can fight over her. I'm out!
Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 04:03 PM (2KrT4)
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And if Nicole offered you 5 Million to go on a date with her? (pocket change for her, remember)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (tT6L1)

315 Well, you know, I voted for Clinton in '92. Being young and dumb is a thing. Dad just smirked and said, "listen to Rush Limbaugh."

Less than a year later I was a Ditto-head. I love you, Dad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Packing to leave CO at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (Ad8y9)

316 I am gorgeous but not perfect always.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


You know the rules...

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

317 >>> 252 >> I'm glad you're not my cook.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 03:56 PM (g8Ew

You haven’t seen my food thread posts, have you.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 03:58 PM (PO4Th)

Bacon has no seed oils or HFCS, and yet, it's *BACON*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (Vqx30)

318 My first vote for president was Clenis in '92. I want my vote back. 🗳. Never again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (dR6yv)

319 >
114 I'm getting an erection on top of my erection just thinking about it.
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If you need an erection on top of the erection on top of the erection ....


I figure by the end of Trump's term, I'm going to have an infinite recursion of erections.

lim erectionlevel = ∞
t->2028

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (W5ArC)

320 First, correlation != causation.

Forgive me for not having enough money to conduct a proper study.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 04:04 PM (D0HYP)
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You don't need a proper study. You just need to think a bit more. When the barometer drops it rains. Can you stop the rain by pinning the barometer needle in place?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

321 HFCS causes an increase in appetite. It is used rather ubiquitously in food products and linked to obesity and type 2 diabetes (among other issues). It’s only cheap because, get this, you subsidize it with your tax dollars.

Look. Too much sugar is not good for you either. But corn syrup is harder for your body to break down and converts more easily to fat. That’s just science.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (PO4Th)

322 280 The thing I LOVE is how much authentic Mexicans hate Emilia Perez. It's apparently a French director appropriating Mexican culture and getting it wrong.
I love that. Plus GLAAD has come out against it, says it is a "profoundly retrograde portrayal of a trans woman". Suck on it Hollywood.

Oh, and TWO actresses in Emilia Perez did blackface! Zoe Saldana (darkened skin to play Nina Simone) and Fernanda Torres.

https://glaad.org/emilia-perez-
is-not-good-trans-representation/
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (gWBY1)

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The director has also insulted all Spanish speakers recently, too.

Perez is probably going to end up with no awards, but this whole season is only interesting because of this stupid movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

323 The science doesn't support the idea that HFCS is worse than other sugars like Sucrose.

It just doesn't taste as good. And doesn't need to be in a good 75% of the stuff they put it in, but then no sugar does.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (2VST1)

324 The science doesn't support the idea that HFCS is worse than other sugars like Sucrose. There's some support for the idea it may possibly increase your appetite slightly. Americans get too much HFCS in their diets because they eat too much. If HFCS was magically removed tomorrow and replaced with Sucrose and all else remained the same, I'm confident the average American's health would be unimpacted.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2025 04:02 PM (V1QHJ)


Thank you. People are fat because they eat more than they burn, chemistry or no chemistry.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (g8Ew8)

325 Oregon is specifically targeting small farms to destroy them over water rights laws.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Think Idaho is in on that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (l4pwx)

326 Nicole and Bobby both have weird voices, RFK due to his disease (whatever its called). Not exactly rousing political speakers. But the substance is killer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2025 04:08 PM (chB/a)

327 I am gorgeous but not perfect always.

That got me laughing. Glad I'm at the home office. Well played.

Your post ties into a theme I've been hammering for years now. I'm ON BOARD with a lot of shit the old 70s and 80s Democrats said they wanted. But now they don't want them anymore. Go figure.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2025 04:08 PM (JcRjn)

328 And Ubislop keeps finding rakes to step on.

Now we have a porky Japanese woman, named Yaya - not making this up - that is being described by Ubislop as a sumo wrestler for the twice delayed game Assassin's Creed: Shadows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2025 04:09 PM (Cp5Ma)

329 So ... the hysteria re HFCS is bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

There are over 100 sugar names that are derived from corn syrup. Fructose and sucrose doesn't begin to cover them. I had this convo with my wine shop...he said, hey, honey is just simple sugars...
Wrong again.

Posted by: MkY at January 30, 2025 04:09 PM (cPGH3)

330 I was 10 when Carter was running. I had no clue. Dad was not happy when he won. But, being in a small town, we did not have the long gas lines and such that were seen in larger cities. but still: gotta wait 'til Tuesday to fill the tank kinda pissed him off.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Packing to leave CO at January 30, 2025 04:09 PM (Ad8y9)

331 Perez is probably going to end up with no awards, but this whole season is only interesting because of this stupid movie.

I am mildly curious how it will turn out, just to see how badly they self-immolate, but last year was a really terrible year for movies, so it cannot have been easy to find ten (LOL) "best films" to nominate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:09 PM (2VST1)

332 And if Nicole offered you 5 Million to go on a date with her? (pocket change for her, remember)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (tT6L1)


Everyone has their price. Including me. 5 mil is WAY over what a date with me is worth. So yeah, I'd agree. But I'd write "Rule #1" on both of my hands.

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 04:09 PM (2KrT4)

333 Look. Too much sugar is not good for you either. But corn syrup is harder for your body to break down and converts more easily to fat. That’s just science.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (PO4Th)

Ah. Throwing the "science is settled" at us, huh?

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2025 04:10 PM (g8Ew8)

334 If Adam Schiff or Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden winds up facing criminal charges under a Trump administration

As per Kash, I suggest sentence be carried out with a trebuchet.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2025 04:10 PM (2ocoG)

335 If they can do it to Trump, they can do it to me even easier.

That made a Trump vote a no-brainer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (aD39U)


Yup!
And you can bet the moment they can do so, with impunity, they will.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2025 04:10 PM (W/lyH)

336 Step-mother has been put in assisted living and her Parkinson's / dementia is progressing quite rapidly. She's hating everything one minute, then 'at a resort!' the next.

Nothing is easy, yet. Not one thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

That sucks, Mrs Puffy Scamper had to place her mom into memory care this past weekend and is not handling it well. It's pretty rough, prayers for your family and you.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:10 PM (k1E2D)

337 I still believe that it correlates with the rise in home air conditioning. AC in homes wasn't as commonplace in the 60's and 70's as it is now, so when the warmer months come around, those 5 extra pounds our bodies put on during the winter don't feel the need to shed themselves off. So, we get stuck with them over the summer into fall when we put on the next 5 for the winter months. Your body does that enough, and in 10-15 years you are hitting 3 bills.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (k1E2D)



Interesting mindset, there.

I think the lack of kids just being kids has a LOT to do with it. As a yute, especially during the summer months, my parents saw me for breakfast and after dark.

Kids can't do that anymore with the overabundance of sick-o's and illegal criminals kidnapping and trafficking children everywhere. Parents are overly scared to let their kids go unsupervised. I know I was when my young daughter was playing sports. I didn't like her out of my sight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

338 I am not proud of it, but I admit it and only saying people can change. I was much more liberal thinking in college. Once we had our first son I was a Reagan Republican.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I was kind of for gun control and affirmative action in college. My current self denounces my prior self.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (Dm8we)

339 331 Perez is probably going to end up with no awards, but this whole season is only interesting because of this stupid movie.

I am mildly curious how it will turn out, just to see how badly they self-immolate, but last year was a really terrible year for movies, so it cannot have been easy to find ten (LOL) "best films" to nominate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:09 PM (2VST1)

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Here is wonderful. Here could easily have been nominated.

But Here was a financial bomb and directed by an old white guy staring old white people. There was no way even person friend Spielberg could get enough support to nominate Zemeckis' movie for Best Picture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

340 > 288 Not quite sure what many of you are seeing with Nicole. Cute - yes. Hawt - no.
Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2025 04:03 PM (2KrT4)


https://tinyurl.com/sfm8khw9

Works for me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (W5ArC)

341 Adam Schiff may be in serious trouble but nobody is gonna jail Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden. People that old tend to get a pass for criminal behavior, I mean they often will let someone already in jail OUT by that age, out of "compassion." Especially someone suffering dementia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (2VST1)

342 Look. Too much sugar is not good for you either. But corn syrup is harder for your body to break down and converts more easily to fat. That’s just science.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (PO4Th)


BUT, this argument does not make people ashamed of themselves, and we know, shame is one of the essential ingredients of a healthy diet.

fatties.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (D7oie)

343 HFCS's rise in use correlates with the rise in obesity, and it is in damn near every processed food product.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 03:55 PM (D0HYP)

I still believe that it correlates with the rise in home air conditioning. AC in homes wasn't as commonplace in the 60's and 70's as it is now, so when the warmer months come around, those 5 extra pounds our bodies put on during the winter don't feel the need to shed themselves off. So, we get stuck with them over the summer into fall when we put on the next 5 for the winter months. Your body does that enough, and in 10-15 years you are hitting 3 bills.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:05 PM (k1E2D)
___________________

When was the last time you saw kids playing touch football in the street? My friends and I used to play it all the time. We played basketball and baseball in the appropriate seasons too.

Now, in my little corner of Paradise, it is illegal to play anything in the street. Instead, kids play video games. Schools don't have PE classes anymore.

And we wonder why we have an obesity epidemic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

344 i]Nobody makes anyone eat corn syrup. And bad calories beat no calories at all. Yet here we are.
Posted by: Nope

To a certain extent you have to choose to not buy premade food like... loaves of bread... to avoid it.
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Then all you have to do is buy your own farm, make sure you produce everything you possibly want organically, and then start a vertically integrated food production conglomerate. So you can have normal food again. Simple!

Posted by: Momentum, Trump has it at January 30, 2025 04:12 PM (nJfmk)

345 The science doesn't support the idea that HFCS is worse than other sugars like Sucrose.

The same science that says the vaxx is safe and effective and your SUV is melting Eskimos?

I think we're at a "I don't know what it is, but we need to rewind the average American's diet to 1950" point. HFCS is absolutely one of the things that changed bigly since then. It might be innocent, it might not, let's actually find out.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2025 04:12 PM (2ocoG)

346 That sucks, Mrs Puffy Scamper had to place her mom into memory care this past weekend and is not handling it well. It's pretty rough, prayers for your family and you.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:10 PM (k1E2D)



Thank you very much. Step-mom called at 22:00 the other night and was asking where her car was so she could check out and go home. I reminded her she's there for her own safety and I really had no control over any of it since her daughter has power of attorney everything. She was pissed and hung up.

Sorry, but it's really for your own safety and well being until the inevitable happens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

347 You don't need a proper study. You just need to think a bit more. When the barometer drops it rains. Can you stop the rain by pinning the barometer needle in place?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I went keto for two months and dropped from 206 pounds to 183 (now back up to 18. To do that I had to drop all processed foods. HFCS makes processed foods cheap and palatable. It's *one* of the drivers of obesity, hand-in-hand with our wonderful Dietary Guidelines.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 04:12 PM (D0HYP)

348 You are also very clever and amusing and tell funny stories.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (MQJVv)

Thank you and hello, Fenelon, who I am a big fan of and need to reread some of his books to be a kinder person.

I like to come here and let 'er rip with morons. Going to be a grandmother again this year, so I need to do this as often as I can. Once the baby is here, and we are praying as it is very early and barely known, my brain goes into baby mode and my snark is suppressed.

Some people in my life don't understand my comments. I am related to these people by marriage. I realize they can't help it and should bless their hearts in Southern.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2025 04:13 PM (gi+MR)

349 Step-mother has been put in assisted living and her Parkinson's / dementia is progressing quite rapidly. She's hating everything one minute, then 'at a resort!' the next.

So hard to watch You are in my prayers, first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:13 PM (2VST1)

350 44 Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 30, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

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Maybe a better solution would be to allow recall elections for senators. State legislatures could recall senators before the 17th Amendment, and often did. It helped keep Senators under state government control.

If we can't go back to states having representation in government, at least we can tighten the chain between senators and the people who put them there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

Repeal the 17th amendment.

Repeal the amendment lowering the voting age to 18. 'Old enough to fight, old enough to vote' was a false equivalence. Active duty uniformed who were drafted maybe vote at 18.

New Amendment: Presidents eligible for reelection can't issue any pardons beginning 30 days prior to the election and resuming upon inauguration for a second term if re-elected.

New amendments clarifying both 2nd amendment and birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2025 04:13 PM (QGaXH)

351
So hard to watch You are in my prayers, first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:13 PM (2VST1)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

352 Well... the Lawfare was a big deal, yes. But for me the Rubicon was when Social Media (namely Twitter and Facebook) censored and shut down the account(s) of the sitting President of the United States.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (m0WlR)

353 HFCS are far cheaper than sucrose, so prices would go up.
And as we all know, the purpose of putting taxes on items reduces the saleability of them because people have to buy less because the price goes up
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (D7oie)

Don't forget the huge tariffs on imported sugar. Without those, sugar would be much cheaper.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (k1E2D)

354 I'm looking forward to two things:

1) Antifa being rolled up and the financiers jailed

2) ActBlue getting shutdown and the financiers jailed


Cross fingers but I just don't see the Trump administration letting them slide.

Bonus: Reid Hoffman getting the orange jumpsuit treatment.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (Vh9CX)

355 The HFCS argument ignores all the other crap that is in most processed foods now. They are probably cumulatively worse than the sweeteners.
Sodium erythrobate? I'm sure there were scads of studies done before the FDA approved that stuff, yeah?

Posted by: MkY at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (cPGH3)

356 350 Repeal the 17th amendment.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2025 04:13 PM (QGaXH)

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I'm convinced this would accelerate all of our problems.

State governments are addicted to federal cash now.

They'd force their senators to just open the spigot even more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

357 Take the salt out of everything so it tastes like nothing so load it with sugar instead but sugar is annoying to store and move so turn it into a liquid and then say yucky chemicals ewww so take it out and now it tastes like nothing again so you cram it full of sugar alcohols that makes you shit yourself into low earth orbit.

How can a planet full of nominal adults be so bad at feeding themselves?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (+iIV1)

358
I went keto for two months and dropped from 206 pounds to 183 (now back up to 18. To do that I had to drop all processed foods. HFCS makes processed foods cheap and palatable. It's *one* of the drivers of obesity, hand-in-hand with our wonderful Dietary Guidelines.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2025 04:12 PM (D0HYP)



I've dropped 8 pounds over the last 10 days eating one meal a day and working quite extensively each day.

There may be some beer or booze mixed in there, but still, lbs. shed.

I'll gain them back because I like food. And beer. And work doesn't require this much effort all the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

359 >

Sugar is in bloody everything. It was amazed when I did keto that there are dozens upon dozens of sneaky names for sugar, you have to check for it in everything. Stuff that should not have it.

HFCS is also in everything now in a similar way.

So sure, no one is making you. They just sneak it into everything so it's not really a choice, unless you cook 100% from scratch.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 04:15 PM (gWBY1)

360 Look. Too much sugar is not good for you either. But corn syrup is harder for your body to break down and converts more easily to fat. That’s just science.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2025 04:07 PM (PO4Th)
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With respect, that's nonsense.

I say again: HFCS is 55% fructose, 45% glucose. Sugar is 50-50 on those two, where the fructose is linked to the glucose by a glycosidic linkage that hydrolyzes under acidic conditions. Such as those found in ... the stomach. Measuring the rate of hydrolysis of sucrose (through the change in optical rotation) used to be a classic freshman chem experiment.

Now THAT'S actual science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

361 Now we have a porky Japanese woman, named Yaya - not making this up - that is being described by Ubislop as a sumo wrestler for the twice delayed game Assassin's Creed: Shadows.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Lest I knew there has only ever been one female sumo wrestler in history. Sometime in the late 1990's or early 2000s.

But hey, if they're going to go ahistorical I guess they may as well go ahistorical all the way, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (hB7mE)

362 >>>But I'd write "Rule #1" on both of my hands.
Posted by: Doof
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and sweat them off in ten minutes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (l4pwx)

363 I've determined Cheez Its to be good food.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (Wg6v7)

364 359 So sure, no one is making you. They just sneak it into everything so it's not really a choice, unless you cook 100% from scratch.
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2025 04:15 PM (gWBY1)

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Hard boiled eggs for breakfast.

Roasted chicken for lunch.

Steak for dinner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

365 The HFCS argument ignores all the other crap that is in most processed foods now. They are probably cumulatively worse than the sweeteners.

I agree. Its just an easier, high profile target. And RFK does point that out, all the extra chemicals put into foods to make them look nicer and store longer.

I'm convinced this would accelerate all of our problems.

Yeah I don't see how it makes any positive change.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (2VST1)

366 nood

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (B9Prs)

367 > Kids can't do that anymore with the overabundance of sick-o's and illegal criminals kidnapping and trafficking children everywhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

You know, I'm not really sure there IS an overabundance. I mean, one is too many, obviously, but I don't know that there are more than there were in the past.

Back then if a kid went missing in Bumfuck, Egypt, the only people who even heard about it were the people in South Bumfuck and East Bumfuck.

Nowadays it becomes a staple of the trash "news" programs for the next month.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (W5ArC)

368 Don't forget the huge tariffs on imported sugar. Without those, sugar would be much cheaper.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM (k1E2D)


There is a sugar beet refinery in Eastern Oregon that only operates depending on the price of sugar internationally, and that often depends solely on how much rain Brazil got last year

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2025 04:16 PM (D7oie)

369 Repeal the 17th amendment.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2025 04:13 PM (QGaXH)

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I'm convinced this would accelerate all of our problems.

State governments are addicted to federal cash now.

They'd force their senators to just open the spigot even more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:14 PM


That's am argument that I hadn't considered. Thanks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2025 04:17 PM (aD39U)

370 Nood ATC


Air Traffic Control, you guys.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 30, 2025 04:17 PM (PNiSZ)

371 https://tinyurl.com/sfm8khw9

Works for me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

What is her ethnicity? Obviously part Irish based on her last name, but what is the exotic component? Filipina, Japanese?

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

372 Feeding kids modern breakfast cereals is feeding them bowels of sugar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2025 04:17 PM (l4pwx)

373 I am gorgeous but not perfect always.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
......

Some of us take longer to get ready in the morning.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2025 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

374 Sorry, but it's really for your own safety and well being until the inevitable happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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My cousin was cried on my shoulder after she took the car keys away from her mom. Felt awful for her. I managed to maneuver my mom into assisted living and avoided having to deal with the car issue.

Dealing with the finances of your elderly parent is no fun and it's not like one is paid for the privilege, either.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 30, 2025 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

375 But hey, if they're going to go ahistorical I guess they may as well go ahistorical all the way, right?

I saw a shot of the game with watermelons in the background of a medieval Japan setting. Dudes, they are all in on ignoring history. In a game series that has in the past been pretty historically accurate, within its framework.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:18 PM (2VST1)

376 Here is wonderful. Here could easily have been nominated.

But Here was a financial bomb and directed by an old white guy staring old white people. There was no way even person friend Spielberg could get enough support to nominate Zemeckis' movie for Best Picture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)


I thought Here was interesting but a bit uneven. My favorite couple (the inventor of the "Relaxi-Boy" and his wife) got about the least amount of time.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 30, 2025 04:18 PM (pJWtt)

377 369 That's am argument that I hadn't considered. Thanks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 30, 2025 04:17 PM (aD39U)

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The 17th is horrible.

Repealing it wouldn't fix out problems.

Our problems are not because of the 17th. The 17th causes problems, but not our major problems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

378 HFCS are far cheaper than sucrose
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Because we grow a boatload of corn, but not as much sugar cane.

Simple, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2025 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

379 350 New Amendment: Presidents eligible for reelection can't issue any pardons beginning 30 days prior to the election and resuming upon inauguration for a second term if re-elected.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2025 04:13 PM (QGaXH)

Annnnnd....it shall be known as the 'Biden Crime Syndicate and Presidential Corruption Amendment' so we forever shame the hair-sniffing corrupt pedo....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2025 04:19 PM (QGaXH)

380 376 I thought Here was interesting but a bit uneven. My favorite couple (the inventor of the "Relaxi-Boy" and his wife) got about the least amount of time.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 30, 2025 04:18 PM (pJWtt)

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They were fun.

But the movie is ultimately about accepting loss, and they're one of the brighter, happier spots in a story that they're there to contrast against.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

381 Here is wonderful. Here could easily have been nominated.

Never even heard of it, but that happens to me more often these days. I tend to like Zemeckis, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:19 PM (2VST1)

382 381 Here is wonderful. Here could easily have been nominated.

Never even heard of it, but that happens to me more often these days. I tend to like Zemeckis, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:19 PM (2VST1)

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As long as his last movie isn't Pinocchio anymore.

Pinocchio was terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 30, 2025 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

383 Thank you very much. Step-mom called at 22:00 the other night and was asking where her car was so she could check out and go home. I reminded her she's there for her own safety and I really had no control over any of it since her daughter has power of attorney everything. She was pissed and hung up.

Sorry, but it's really for your own safety and well being until the inevitable happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2025 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

It is. My MIL was living at home by herself until this past June when she fell and broke her hip. Luckily she had put my wife on her bank accounts, but she wouldn't do a POA. At the rehab facility they said she was incapable of making decisions, so now she is going to court in a couple of weeks to be named guardian. It is a nightmare.

Oh, and for those "Medicare For All!" assholes, wait until they find out how little medicare will actually cover. They think a 90 year old woman just needs a couple of weeks of therapy for a broken hip.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:19 PM (k1E2D)

384 Had the left treated Trump like a normal politician they might have gotten a 4 year interlude of some moderate reforms and then right back to boiling the frog...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2025 03:19 PM (t0Rmr)

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My main concern in 2016 after Trump won was that the Dems were going to flatter him into following their requests. It was quite shocking to watch them turn against him and thus harden his resolve. The border fortification really must have been their holy grail. As Meghan said, it's their fault.

Posted by: Decaf at January 30, 2025 04:20 PM (unUNN)

385 A lot of theater in the DC game. Easy to tell what's real and not, because we've all had years of practice seeing it. Look for action and not talk. Look for things that aren't staged and arranged. No more strongly-worded letters, and more 5 AM raids. And don't tip off CNN. Let them find out like everyone else.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 30, 2025 04:20 PM (MZ+PY)

386 I've told this story here before and it's in line with all my NASA bashing I do here but back in the early 90's NASA hired a deaf mute to be one of the launch pads Safety Managers.

We had fun with that.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2025 04:22 PM (QB+5g)

387 I think to some older conservatives the issues of food additives contributing to obesity sounds like hippie dippie granola type stuff (just don't eat it then!), but I'm glad to see that is getting to be the minority position and more people are starting to question what is in our food, and why.

Posted by: brak at January 30, 2025 04:52 PM (jGJov)

388 A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (aIUv1)

Europe doesn't deserve our produce even without the pesticides.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 30, 2025 04:56 PM (Gi/Ye)

389 Yet there are a bunch of Morons who insist that the US government has absolutely zero influence on why Americans have been getting fatter and less healthy since the 60s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2025 03:42 PM (cuN/U)

When I was young (grew up in the 50's, 60's) people, dad included, worked in factories. Moms, sometimes, as well. Kids ran around outside, summer or winter. Jobs were primarily labor intensive. Now, we take in the same amount of calories, but sit on our asses at a desk all day behind a keyboard. Kids no longer have Physical Ed classes (pushed by JFK, by the way), and spend their time either in from of a computer or the TV. There was NO snack food in our house back in the day, or soda. Considered a waste of money, money that needed to be spent on actual food. Lack of physical activity and lack of control is the biggest problem.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2025 04:58 PM (iODuv)

390 @386 The safety oversight officer for Apollo I was
Murphy, of Murphy's Law.

He wasn't even colored. No women there.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 30, 2025 04:59 PM (zdLoL)

391 As much of a Hell-Yeah! adrenaline shot it is to have a democrat threatening to use her $billions to go after awful politicians, it really is a disgusting spectacle to see any one individual -- whether it was Elon Musk or George Soros -- know that they just have to throw around some pocket change to alter the trajectory of our whole nation.

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2025 05:03 PM (0Id0S)

392 Rank Choice voting gives losers the ability to vote again on the same day while the supporters of the leader get nothing. Thus one man one vote is violated.

Also it is a complicated process to count giving time for fraud.

It magnifies the power of pressure groups to encourage candidates to cater to them for backup votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:05 PM (n7h9X)

393 A lot of the product we produce isn’t even exportable to Europe because of all the crap we allow in it.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2025 03:21 PM (aIUv1)

Europe doesn't deserve our produce even without the pesticides.
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 30, 2025 04:56 PM (Gi/Ye)

That's just protectionist activity by the EU. They'd ban it if it were cleaned pure by God's hands. Actually those godless EuCrats would ban it harder in that case.

Never believe any moral, or health info from the EU.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:08 PM (n7h9X)

394 As much of a Hell-Yeah! adrenaline shot it is to have a democrat threatening to use her $billions to go after awful politicians, it really is a disgusting spectacle to see any one individual -- whether it was Elon Musk or George Soros -- know that they just have to throw around some pocket change to alter the trajectory of our whole nation.
Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2025 05:03 PM (0Id0S)

so you prefer the secret billionaires controlling the system entirely like before with no explanation required?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:10 PM (n7h9X)

395 A lot of theater in the DC game. Easy to tell what's real and not, because we've all had years of practice seeing it. Look for action and not talk. Look for things that aren't staged and arranged. No more strongly-worded letters, and more 5 AM raids. And don't tip off CNN. Let them find out like everyone else.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 30, 2025 04:20 PM (MZ+PY

raid them first.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:11 PM (n7h9X)

396 Oh, and for those "Medicare For All!" assholes, wait until they find out how little medicare will actually cover. They think a 90 year old woman just needs a couple of weeks of therapy for a broken hip.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 04:19 PM (k1E2D)


My rehab for a broken arm surgery ran out I picked up an RPG to finish with the finger and wrist rehab using the mouse.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:13 PM (n7h9X)

397 I am not proud of it, but I admit it and only saying people can change. I was much more liberal thinking in college. Once we had our first son I was a Reagan Republican.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I was kind of for gun control and affirmative action in college. My current self denounces my prior self.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2025 04:11 PM (Dm8we)

Its almost a truism that having kids focuses people's mind on practical matters and survival, particularly gals.

I remember visiting a friend when she had her first kid and she also had acquired "Mom-Dar" where she would focus with laser precision on any small child in view to analyze them.

It was also funny when my late sister had her kids and she acquired the "Mom Voice" and accidentally caught my younger brother in the blast radius.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:21 PM (n7h9X)

398 Well, you know, I voted for Clinton in '92. Being young and dumb is a thing. Dad just smirked and said, "listen to Rush Limbaugh."

Less than a year later I was a Ditto-head. I love you, Dad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Packing to leave CO at January 30, 2025 04:06 PM (Ad8y9)

I was too young to vote when Carter came in, but knew enough history to know his jabbering over the Mideast would be a damn disaster. And so it was.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:24 PM (n7h9X)

399 I saw a shot of the game with watermelons in the background of a medieval Japan setting. Dudes, they are all in on ignoring history. In a game series that has in the past been pretty historically accurate, within its framework.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2025 04:18 PM (2VST1)

NASA could use the properties of haycarts to make re-entry and landing simple and cheap.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:27 PM (n7h9X)

400 Europe's regulatory system is a mess, but they don't pack soy and corn syrup into everything to keep the farm lobby happy
Posted by: brak at January 30, 2025 03:37 PM (jGJov)

No, being communist they are working up to shooting all the farmers and starving the continent to death.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:31 PM (n7h9X)

401 I guess working in a GOP Cabinet is worse than all of that to a Democrat.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 30, 2025 03:31 PM (k1E2D)

I won't take PT-boat command lessons from a Kennedy much less moral guidance.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2025 05:33 PM (n7h9X)

402 Megan Kelly is interesting - Converts are often the most fanatical believers.

Not an RFK jr. fan myself, but dear lord I appreciate his ability to make the Democratic senators act like unhinged lunatics.

I would say, overall, Trump cabinet picks and these hearings have significantly damaged the Dem brand. Every one of these lunatic Senators should have ads against them in the next election, highlighting their idiocy.

And Rand Paul - shesh. That guy just laid it out, that they were being unreasonable and asking stupid questions.

I think it is time to dispense with these performative hearings - have the candidate meet with all 50 senators individually, for as long as they like, then vote.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 30, 2025 06:16 PM (nLFEI)

403 Love you Ace but no, they did not turn the guns on themselves and fire. None of the people who are responsible for the charges against Trump have suffered any consequences - none.

Posted by: isolden at January 30, 2025 08:41 PM (dB99g)

404 Well you know X deems descriptions of Dhimmies using lawfare against conservatives as normal practices and those who criticise such practises are guilty of hate speech and violence. So I'll just say the last time I saw such behavior was at a Waffle House and it was not pretty. Plus the Dhimmies all act like the relatives of my brother's wife.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at January 30, 2025 10:00 PM (bXvrr)

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