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France's Leftwing Failure Macron Considered Sending Troops to Greenland... to Fight America
Well this is the end of NATO then, isn't it?
Okay, you convinced me-- now I want to invade Greenland. Macron gave an interview with an "influencer," hoping to ingratiate himself with the Yutes. It didn't go great.
France has discussed with Denmark sending troops to Greenland in response to United States President Donald Trump's repeated threats to annex the Danish territory, French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot said. Asked about calls to send EU troops to Greenland, Barrot said in an interview with France's Sud Radio that France had "started discussing [troop deployment] with Denmark," but that it was not "Denmark's wish" to proceed with the idea. Barrot's comments came as Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen was in the middle of a lightning tour of European capitals to drum up support from allies in dealing with Trump. The newly inaugurated U.S. president has become increasingly focused on claiming the huge Arctic island, and has pointedly not ruled out using military force or economic coercion to take it from Denmark later in the day. Frederiksen was in Berlin and Paris Tuesday morning to speak with German Chancellor Olaf Scholz and French President Emmanuel Macron, respectively, and is set to meet NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte in Brussels. "If Denmark calls for help, France will be there," he said. "The European borders are sovereign whether it's north, south, east and west ... nobody can allow themselves to mess around with our borders." Barrot also said that during a European Union foreign ministers' meeting in Brussels on Monday, his counterparts had expressed their "very strong support" for Copenhagen and "were ready to consider [sending troops]" if needed. The French foreign minister, however, said he did not believe the U.S. would invade Greenland. "It won't happen, people don't invade EU territories," he said.
Macron's TikTok disaster: Bid to look cool backfires after president chats with 'influencer' who calls him a 'dwarf married to his teacher' who 'runs a country the size of a potato'Oh, apparently the European press is hiding something about this influencer. Big shock. Turns out he's Islamic, and he didn't just call France a "country the size of a potato." He mockingly added, "...and which is going to come to change Islam?" In other words, he's defying this GILF-marrying dwarf to come get some from his Islamist, terrorist pals.
Emmanuel Macron's attempt to look cool online backfired after he was spotted chatting to an influencer who previously called him a dwarf who is married to his teacher. In a clip that is making its rounds on social media, the French President is seen chatting to a content creator known as S4iintt on TikTok. In the video, the man can be heard complaining that he had been fined £75 at a motorway toll booth for using his phone to pay at the terminal. Facing his camera, he recounted his experience a few days earlier near Tours where he had three points taken off his driving licence because he had violated highway code which forbids holding your phone in your hand at toll booths or red lights. The video, viewed hundreds of thousands of times, gained so much attention that it eventually reached the ears of Macron, who took the time to respond to it on TikTok, in a short video taken in selfie mode. 'I think that by 2025, you should be able to pay tolls using your phone,' Macron said coolly. 'I've passed the file on to the interior minister and we're going to sort it out collectively. Thank you for the alert.' Interior Minister Bruno Retailleau has since confirmed that he has received the order and intends to respond positively to the president's request.
But little did Macron know, the social media personality also once dubbed him a 'dwarf married to his French teacher' at the helm of a 'country the size of a potato crisp', among other insults. The spectacle drew sharp criticism from commentators. One radio host quipped: 'By offering a presidential platform to the first imbecile who comes along, Macron undermines the credibility of France.' Others accused him of prioritising social media stunts over pressing economic and political challenges. President Macron's decision to collaborate with the content creator was intended to bridge the gap between the political elite and the younger generation. However, the choice of platform and influencer has been met with skepticism and ridicule, and the initiative, aimed at connecting with younger voters, has spectacularly backfired, leading to a significant decline in his approval ratings. Critics argue that the move appears insincere and highlights a disconnect between the president and the public.
🔴ALERTE INFO
— Jon De Lorraine (@jon_delorraine) January 23, 2025
Macron/Influenceur/Péages
Moqueries sur Macron par l'influenceur :
"Toi tu penses, un nain qui est marié avec sa prof de français qui dirige un pays qui fait la taille d'une chips et qui va venir modifier l'islam ?" pic.twitter.com/ogug51TpTx
🇺🇸 PRESS SEC: TAXPAYERS EXPECT FEDERAL WORKERS TO SHOW UP
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) January 29, 2025
Reporter:
“But is there any concern that we risk losing people with years of experience, like doctors and, let's say, scientists?”
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt:
“Most doctors who work in actual hospitals and… pic.twitter.com/msUgR5sVwG
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zooomzooom at January 29, 2025 05:26 PM (Q3E/e)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 05:26 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: zooomzooom at January 29, 2025 05:26 PM (Q3E/e)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 05:27 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:27 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Just Lily at January 29, 2025 05:27 PM (iocN7)
America's response to COVID went swell, didn't it?
A chimpanzee has more critical thinking skills than these "journalists" do.
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 29, 2025 05:27 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:28 PM (G3koe)
He said that with a straight face? Everyone is invading the EU and getting free housing as a reward.
Anyone still think Trump is kidding about Greenland?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2025 05:28 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:29 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 29, 2025 05:29 PM (i7Q7S)
Can someone explain how Trump asking the people of Greenland if they want to join the US in some form and offering to buy it from Denmark is a threat?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2025 05:29 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 29, 2025 05:30 PM (fpVC1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:30 PM (G3koe)
Do. It.
Posted by: Mr Keylogger at January 29, 2025 05:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 05:32 PM (lCppi)
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Most asinine thing I've read today. It's like saying France is going to "red card" the US for tripping France in soccer.
*makes wanking motions*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:33 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2025 05:29 PM (t0Rmr)
Well, Greenland has, prior to Trump's election, indicated that they wanted independence from Denmark and the PM of Greenland was receptive to Trump's solicitation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:33 PM (ExV1e)
LOL France has its problems but its bigger than most of the Middle Eastern countries and isn't wiping its rear end with a rock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:33 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 29, 2025 05:33 PM (HdrJu)
Get USA out of NATO. There's nothing left worth defending in Europe.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 05:33 PM (fTu9b)
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C'est vrai
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:34 PM (OTdqV)
Its a threat to Euro dollars. If we have Greenland we don't necessarily need all those NATO bases in Europe...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:34 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2025 05:34 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Various Quite Famous Cathedrals at January 29, 2025 05:34 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Jill Biden at January 29, 2025 05:35 PM (DobEs)
Recall... Macron was reportedly considering sending French troops to Ukraine until Putin said he'd target them first and the Legislature asked if he'd lost his fucking mind. Apparently Macron just really wants to get a bunch of troops killed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:35 PM (ExV1e)
I rate this as 100% accurate.
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2025 05:35 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 05:35 PM (MGB5H)
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Meta to pay Trump $25 million to settle lawsuit he filed after they suspended his account
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 05:35 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2025 05:36 PM (bss/y)
Which is what they do at home, and what they did before they were allowed to "work" from home anyway.
FIRE ALL THEY/THEM ASSES
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2025 05:36 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:36 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:33 PM (2VST1)
3 slate is best!
Posted by: Omar the tent maker at January 29, 2025 05:36 PM (/6GbT)
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WHAT CREDIBILITY???
You're a radio host, you don't know it but you're already dead. You sound like Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:36 PM (lH8E4)
@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Meta to pay Trump $25 million to settle lawsuit he filed after they suspended his account
Nature is healing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: RFK JR at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Dennis Kucinich at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (gKWVE)
This news just goes on the pile.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (H3o1i)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (+iIV1)
Good of them to self identify as the ones to fire. How did you know who to fire, Bob? Well I walked through the office and fired all the ones on social media instead of working...
Or do they think that IT does not know exactly what they are doing on their computer and when??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (2VST1)
He sure seemed mystified that other people might also be expected to show up at their jobs as well. And if they were, they would, like just quit.
Plainly he's been at ABC too long.
Posted by: Boswell at January 29, 2025 05:38 PM (K+UlC)
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Yeah, anyone who just sits around during the workday posting political talking points on the internet is just scum. Wait...
Posted by: bearski at January 29, 2025 05:38 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (+iIV1)
How do you say "gotta sous vide that shit" in French???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2025 05:38 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Mack Ron at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (+Se0n)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (/H4Fe)
Macron is worked up because annexing Greenland is the first step to the conquest of St. Pierre and Miquelon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (dxSpM)
Yeah, I mean they were better than Germany but not by a large margin. They've been hostile to civilization for 70+ years
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Macron at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (14URa)
Posted by: goatexchange at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (hyS0X)
Posted by: Unkaren at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (PksB3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (2VST1)
They are federal "workers." Thinking is not a job requirement.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (G3koe)
He's now a noozcaster? Aksing questions of the Press Sex?
I mean Press Sec?
What a world...
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (DobEs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 05:41 PM (uKKTF)
Macron is worked up because annexing Greenland is the first step to the conquest of St. Pierre and Miquelon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (dxSpM)
We should take that now for spite.
Maybe we could also tell Javier Milei to take back Las Malvinas and we'll help.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2025 05:41 PM (Vqx30)
Posted by: Macron at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (2UnvF)
Look again. You married your grandma.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:41 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: Macron at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (2UnvF)
No, you're married to your mother.
Which means...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2025 05:41 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2025 05:41 PM (ofdHm)
"But... but... I used a VPN!!!"
--Federal Worker with a cardboard box and boot print on his ass
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:42 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:40 PM (dxSpM)
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Fer fuck's sake
Posted by: Patton at January 29, 2025 05:42 PM (2UnvF)
I'll bring tortilla chips and some Pace Picante sauce.
Ain't shit on TV.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 05:42 PM (H3o1i)
(yes, it is). How Dare France/Germany try to destroy our Monroe Doctrine.
Europe is just a buffer for US against invasions from Arabs and Commies (Russia, and I guess China). Is it possible Russia (under Putin) would be a better "Western Civ' Ally) than Much of Europe has been? idk, but the "New World Order" should not be the one the WEF/UN/IMF/etc. are imagining.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2025 05:42 PM (Cus5s)
JUST IN: Texas law enforcement are investigating after a dad used his 3-month-old baby to wipe snow off his car.
Police are reportedly pursuing child endangerment charges
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (TGPs7)
The death of "long-established, sovereign borders recognized by the international community that are essential to the rules-based order."
Posted by: Wowzers at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (L9Wo/)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (ofdHm)
Sort of like Napoleon with Russia and Britain...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Macron at January 29, 2025 05:39 PM (2UnvF)
Look again. You married your grandma.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:41 PM (G3koe)
Who used to be his grampa.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (lH8E4)
61 France will build a line of concrete emplacements in the ocean surrounding Greenland.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Lol, excellent mental image
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2025 05:44 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: FRANK BOOTH at January 29, 2025 05:44 PM (QxEBj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:44 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Surellin at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (Nwv5/)
Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (FhXTo)
I checked the Risk board…it’s doable.
Posted by: Kratwurst at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (tpIWU)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Was that an actual baby?
I thought it was a doll!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (0JWOm)
Was the baby wiping the snow off with its hands or was the man wielding the baby as a scraper to remove the snow?
Posted by: Wowzers at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (L9Wo/)
Police are reportedly pursuing child endangerment charges
Uh, that's retarded, sir. How is that child endangerment? It's snow, not razor blades. And the kid is probably bundled.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (gKWVE)
I don't doubt that France has some first-rate troops. A battalion, perhaps. Maybe a company. Of course they have no transportation or logistics support. But they're first-rate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (dxSpM)
The death of "long-established, sovereign borders recognized by the international community that are essential to the rules-based order."
Posted by: Wowzers at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (L9Wo/)
Rules based order... why am I picturing Kevin Bacon standing before the crowd, putting his hand up.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (lH8E4)
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2025 05:43 PM (ofdHm)
He shoots, he scores!
Posted by: Peaches at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (Vqx30)
If this is true, then, they need to be fired.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (tpIWU)
He's a . . . uh . . . objection sustained.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: James Varney at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (BFhXu)
--Federal Worker with a cardboard box and boot print on his ass
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:42 PM (2VST1)
I would assume that the vast majority of federal workers don't have install authority on their office computers. I suppose they could post on their phones but that's easily correctable by disabling cell access in the area.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (ExV1e)
Recall... Macron was reportedly considering sending French troops to Ukraine until Putin said he'd target them first and the Legislature asked if he'd lost his fucking mind. Apparently Macron just really wants to get a bunch of troops killed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:35 PM (ExV1e)
That started when Putin decided he was tired of the French troops hanging out in Kharkov and put a missile into their HQ killing the son or relative of some French brass. After he started speaking on this and visited Odessa he struck a drone factory a half an hour after Macron left the facility.
its such a joke, the French plan was for his 20000 men (if he has that many) to have little bases on the Donets river which is hundreds of miles long. Russia could just drive around them and take the rest of the country.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (2UnvF)
I know its wrong but I can just see it and I can't help laughing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:47 PM (2VST1)
How fast was he going?
Because if it was under 5 MPH...I am not sure I have a problem with it.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 05:47 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: Hillary at January 29, 2025 05:47 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 05:47 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 05:47 PM (fTu9b)
If this is true, then, they need to be fired.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (tT6L1)
"telehealth" brought to you by woofloo hysteria
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2025 05:47 PM (Vqx30)
I honestly thought this was fake because it's so bonkers
https://tinyurl.com/vp8m8h65
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (OTdqV)
The Dutch were big Tabacco Traders.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (Vh9CX)
Police are reportedly pursuing child endangerment charges
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Uh, that's retarded, sir. How is that child endangerment? It's snow, not razor blades. And the kid is probably bundled.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 05:45 PM (gKWVE)
Pathetic. What self-respecting Texan doesn't have a windshield that requires at least a six year old to clean off one side at a time?
You'll be there all day using a stupid baby.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (lH8E4)
The Steve Miller Band Greatest Hits album is excellent.
"Dime a Dance Romance" is a long-time favorite around here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEig8O4KoIs
Posted by: Philip at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (PSNi1)
Posted by: Little Macron at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (mH6SG)
It'd be about three months before "Europe" launched a full tilt invasion of Iran, which means they'll be so busy they have to leave everyone else the fuck alone. And it'll piss off Turkey to no end, too, which is always a nice bonus.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (+iIV1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (tT6L1)
Putin wants what's best for Russia. The EU wants what's worst for the US. Neither is, exactly, ally material but Putin is easier to come to terms with.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mohammed M Mohammed, Asylum Seeker at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (uKKTF)
Or, Trump's just trolling. Methinks he'd like us to center on the Americas and Greenland is part of North America.
We should have dissolved NATO decades ago,
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (Gqoy+)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (3Ev2O)
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (PCK5/)
(they neglect the facts that he is very intelligent and is usually right)
So Macron is just trying to out-crazy Trump. He is trying to talk tough and crazy to counteract Trump, but Trump is addressing a real security concern and Macon is talking like a the bullied queer in gradeschool who says he is gonna beat everyone up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (tpIWU)
If the baby was all wrapped up in a waterproof snowsuit kind of thing, I can see it being kind of a funny thing where he needed like 3 more inches to reach the other side, but if he literally used a baby because he didn't have anything else, he should be shot immediately.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (EV2jz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (6v8aM)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (ODdTz)
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (xhfG9)
How fast was he going?
Because if it was under 5 MPH...I am not sure I have a problem with it.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 05:47 PM (xk5j
I mean, he has to hold the baby with one hand anyway and he's got 400 coats and mufflers and hats on so he's spherical.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (/H4Fe)
Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (ycNAi)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (HYKHz)
What other holdings to the eurofags still have in the Western Hemisphere, anyway?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (Vqx30)
French Guiana, the British Virgin Islands, Bermuda, the Caymans, Montserrat, the Turks and Caicos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (uKKTF)
As a former chewing tobacco user I can tell you, Cope is made from a mixture of coffee grounds and goat manure.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (lH8E4)
The story here is the police acting like nannies and micromanaging parenting.
No wonder millennials on down are so fucking weak.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 05:49 PM (6v8aM)
France is Christian?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Antifa Special Forces at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (JK4IP)
Is Greenland the one that is actually Iceland and Iceland is green? I'd move there. Hell I live in Wyoming, what would be different, lol?
Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (3ek7K)
I'd bet the kid was laughing hysterically.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (xk5j8)
If this is true, then, they need to be fired.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (tT6L1)
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So there I am, in front of the computer camera and doc says turn my head and cough.
Put the mouse where???
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (0JWOm)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (Vyll1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (OTdqV)
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Parent of the Year material!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 05:46 PM (uKKTF)
As a former chewing tobacco user I can tell you, Cope is made from a mixture of coffee grounds and goat manure.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (lH8E4)
So smoother than your average chew, then?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (EV2jz)
Put the mouse where???
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (W/lyH)
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That one made me laugh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (ycNAi)
So that mean that if he does send troops to attack the US, the rest of NATO is obligated to attack France to support us, right?
That's how these alliances work.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,
Make sure you get a Luger for your younger brother. Or a sword... I forget which.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (bgJ0E)
Shaken. Not stirred.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (fTu9b)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (OTdqV)
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Parent of the Year material!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (tT6L1)
Fake… faker’n hell…..
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (PCK5/)
Damned creeps.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (+iIV1)
You work for me bub. Are you telling the boss that if I decide you need to come into work, you'll not do any work, as a protest?
Ok...Bye.
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (EV2jz)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: four seasons at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (3ek7K)
Seals and Walruses and Whales.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (n7h9X)
Which is what they do at home, and what they did before they were allowed to "work" from home anyway.
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Send in the Two Bobs to sort this out...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (lH8E4)
Beautiful, delicious, buttery coffee grounds and goat manure.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (G3koe)
The story here is the police acting like nannies and micromanaging parenting.
No wonder millennials on down are so fucking weak.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (gKWVE)
Why am I guessing he's in a custody battle with mom.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (lH8E4)
Influencer "S4iintt:" A face in need of a fist.
Posted by: Black Student at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (krI25)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (g47mK)
The fear is that China will make deals to mine there. This would be appealing to Denmark since it does not have the cash or interest to deal with Greenland and support it, it would also be appealing to the Greenlandites (Greenlandies?) because they want development.
But if China mines, they will use Chinese labor, and they will build ports and infrastructure, and they will import security. And they will start (over) fishing, and in two years they will control the place with a full military port and airfield.
So the only solution is to keep China OUT, but the only way to do that is to push USA in.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (tpIWU)
I honestly thought this was fake because it's so bonkers
https://tinyurl.com/vp8m8h65
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (OTdqV)
Doesn't appear any snow actually touched the baby so it's "moved a baby around in the cold".
Still, filming yourself doing questionable things is unwise.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (Vh9CX)
Iceland is already on the mid-Atlantic ridge.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (n7h9X)
Putin wants what's best for Russia. The EU wants what's worst for the US. Neither is, exactly, ally material but Putin is easier to come to terms with.
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If your behind the scenes conversations with your "enemy" become honest and productive, yet the conversations with your "friends" (whether private or public) amount to a hill of lies and half-truths....maybe you have the wrong labels applied to the wrong groups.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: goatexchange at January 29, 2025 05:54 PM (hyS0X)
I might even consider it if they only have whataburger instead
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 29, 2025 05:54 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2025 05:54 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2025 05:54 PM (/H4Fe)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 05:54 PM (6v8aM)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (8ZjdA)
How cruel!
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:51 PM (0JWOm)
Except shaken baby syndrome isn't real. It's fake.
They made it up.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (lH8E4)
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (g47mK)
NO TAKE BACKs, France. I still remember DeGaulle leaving it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (Vh9CX)
The people of Greenland don't appear to be the problem. The people of the country which owns them, and the Napoleon wannabe, are the problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2025 05:54 PM (/H4Fe)
I know right… it’s pretty obvious…
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 05:56 PM (PCK5/)
I have never seen a government employee do any real work, including myself
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 29, 2025 05:56 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 29, 2025 05:56 PM (bNf8H)
I can see them lined up like it is WWI with bayonets. Shoulder to shoulder. Probably 2' shorter than our Marines seen laughing before mowing 'em down.
My family noted in Austria that some of the EU countries, other than Germany, make short and tiny men. My American men are all at least 6'3" and not tiny. In line to Marie Antoinette's family summer home one of my sarcastic men commented on they could see why they were invaded by Germany.
Get real, Macron. Eat a macaroon and soothe your elderly wifeman. Have some wine.
I honestly think President Trump threw this out to set their hair on fire: obtaining Greenland, the state of Canada, and the Gulf of America. Sort of a smoke grenade first before the big one.
I don't mind invading Greenland but don't really want to deal with Canada on the payroll. No offense to Canadians as I like Canada...even Quebec City. Don't like poutine.
As far as the Gulf of America is concerned I don't care.
President Trump, in one week 2 days, has set everyone's hair on fire while I roast marshmallows and make smores. I love it!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 05:56 PM (gi+MR)
In which of those two scenarios are "french troops" going to have any role whatsoever ???!
Posted by: deadrody at January 29, 2025 05:56 PM (vgB0v)
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (PCK5/)
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Kind of a deal breaker to be honest.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (ERYKL)
Posted by: Little Macron at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (8zz6B)
One of those little zippers could have very easily caught the paint on the A pillar and scratched it. "Oh, he was being careful". Bullshit!
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have cars.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (+iIV1)
https://tinyurl.com/mr44e7pe
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2025 05:52 PM (EV2jz)
Ok, if that's real, was too careless with the kid's head.
Nail him.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (lH8E4)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (pMi6S)
Probably be good friends to hang out with.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (8ZjdA)
I have never seen a government employee do any real work, including myself
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 29, 2025 05:56 PM (HYKHz)
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I worked IT for the government, I was actually expected to do stuff. It was weird. I was also expected to crawl up into some really crappy spaces where humans really shouldn't be allowed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:58 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 05:58 PM (6v8aM)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 05:58 PM (fTu9b)
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (ERYKL)
Still counts as no wars.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:58 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2025 05:58 PM (Rcnd3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Hot Franch Chicks only. Those sailor shirt wearing, baguette faggets can stay home for their appointment with allah's worst.
Posted by: weft cut-Batman at January 29, 2025 05:58 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (dxSpM)
That would just piss off Quebec, Canada, France, AND us.
I do not want to share a border with France.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:59 PM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:37 PM (+iIV1)
The Frog Army is gonna have to go to Greenland via boat, because they don't have ANY strategic airlift, they have less than 30 of the Airbus A400, basically a C-130 on steroids for tactical airlift, with a max capacity of about 35-40 tons. They have almost as many VIP Transports as actual combat transports.
The US has about 230 C-17s with about an 85 ton capacity.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2025 05:59 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 05:59 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 05:59 PM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at January 29, 2025 05:57 PM (ERYKL)
It's totes going to happen. Totes!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 29, 2025 05:59 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (n7h9X
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Further down into the Gulf Stream. Start a new ice age in Europe. Serves them right.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (Vh9CX)
Donald Trump: Hold my beer.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (pMi6S)
Yes. Nailed it. Those are absolutely, definitely, 100% the vocational demographic everyone's concerned about. All those frontline, essential employees who are operating on patients from their living room and compiling data for CDC in the kitchen.
It is apparent that it doesn't much matter where the MFM works. They're full of sh*t pretty much everywhere at every moment.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (wBaIH)
In which of those two scenarios are "french troops" going to have any role whatsoever ???!
Posted by: deadrody at January 29, 2025 05:56 PM (vgB0v)
first you have to find some "French Troops"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (fTu9b)
Posted by: weft cut-Batman at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 05:59 PM (W/lyH)
And France, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: Oldcat
Have to look in the Foreign Legion, I think
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (hB7mE)
Personally, I’d trade the whole continent to Putin for a pack of smokes and dirt cheap diesel, crude, and timber.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (lDb3Z)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 05:58 PM
I don't know about other places but in the Navy we had a drill on confined spaces. It was very elaborate and detailed on who could go in a confined space, you had to be qualified, how long they could stay in there and how many people needed to be outside to monitor them in case SHTF.
The end of shaft alley was a doozy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (Rcnd3)
It's not for everyone. You need to have discipline and clearly defined working hours. You need to set strict timelines and goals for your deliverables.
Not everyone can do it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (FJbgG)
Europe is not a country ... but the (not elected, bunch of globalists) EU tries to force countries to take in Islamists. Countries are sovereign ... unless they defy the mighty EU.
The EU and maybe NATO must die. Or after we purge our own invaders, we "help" Europe get rid of their EU and their Islamist invasion.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (Cus5s)
Yeah, buncha Caribbean islands.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 06:02 PM (2VST1)
Long day at work that would be.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:02 PM (8ZjdA)
What are these federal "workers" you speak of? I know of federal employees of which 20 percent are workers.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (wBaIH)
Pope John XXIII was asked how many people worked at the Vatican. He replied, "About half."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2025 06:02 PM (dxSpM)
Premier Ford in Ontario wants my vote for his 'conservative' party.
Should have thought if that before turning me into a second class jogger not allowed into restaurants, universities or travel.
The jabs, or angry mobs, can't take care of his bloodline fast enough.
And so many others.
Posted by: Stateless...26% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 06:03 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 29, 2025 06:03 PM (P6qMv)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (FJbgG)
Stormy Daniels, is that you???
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2025 06:03 PM (lH8E4)
I believe we already have an entire military base on Greenland. Don't know how many people that is but I doubt 50 extra Marines would actually be needed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:03 PM (ExV1e)
Donald Trump: Hold my beer.
Posted by: zombie
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Seward tried to buy Greenland at the same time. We also tried to buy it in 1910, 1917 and 1946.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2025 06:03 PM (Dm8we)
The problem with the govt workers is that they apparently have no deliverables specified or monitored.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:03 PM (fTu9b)
Granted, I don't watch the news anywhere, and would rather die soaked in honey and lying in a fire ant bed that watch tv during the day. So I don't know.
I was once forced as a minority to watch The View in a hospital waiting room in New Jersey. I was screaming internally and was not the patient. That was the closest I have come to that garbage.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (gi+MR)
It's not for everyone. You need to have discipline and clearly defined working hours. You need to set strict timelines and goals for your deliverables.
Not everyone can do it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (FJbgG)
Same here. Just stay off the AoSHQ top ten lists and you can get your work done.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (EV2jz)
Does France still maintain a Navy, or will they need the US Marines to escort them?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (aXxgO)
The end of shaft alley was a doozy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (Rcnd3)
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Sticking my head into a rat infested suspended ceiling was one of the many things I did on a semi regular basis. Naturally, that place was remodeled after I left.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (tT6L1)
Yeah, we can laugh since it's our guy, and our tribe never does anything wrong. But I ran out of trust a long time ago, even for the Trump messiah.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (ERYKL)
I thought he died after his fat caught cancer.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (lDb3Z)
451 173
the Steve Miller Band Greatest Hits album is excellent
"Dime a Dance Romance" is a long-time favorite around here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEig8O4KoIs
Posted by: Philip at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (PSNi1)
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Oh no. Now we've done it. The French are going to fight us!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2025 06:01 PM (Rcnd3)
The devil to pay.
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 06:00 PM (Vh9CX)
There's an old 30's Stanley Weinbaum story were a huge outbreak of volcanism erupts in the Panama area and blows it entirely away and he Gulf stream is diverted to Africa and Europe freezes. World War II (was written in the 30s) is averted when America builds a wall on the peaks to restore the original situation.
Too bad about Panama though.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (8ZjdA)
Yeah, buncha Caribbean islands.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The ones in the Pacific are much more desirable.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (j4U/Z)
No wonder millennials on down are so fucking weak.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2025 05:50 PM (gKWVE)
All that's been said so far is that CPS is investigating. I'd guess Karen McKaren made a hysterical phone call and they said they'd look into it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (ExV1e)
I did more than my fair share of this doing Demolition in NYC and Newark.
Rats, Pigeons, Hobos...it was always at least one and their shit.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (E0r6f)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2025 06:05 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (gi+MR)
I once used my phone to turn the TV off when it was playing that shit in a waiting room. The lady next to me realized it was me and said "Thank you", quietly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (+iIV1)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (fTu9b)
I believe we already have an entire military base on Greenland. Don't know how many people that is but I doubt 50 extra Marines would actually be needed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:03 PM (ExV1e)
Space Force Base, baybee. Maybe they were the ones testing the lit drones a month or so ago. Or before Trump took over the world.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (gi+MR)
Personally, I think the EU is a collection of teetering dominos at the moment. The second a few start to fall, it gains momentum, and even Macron's France isn't safe from full blown nationalism. Europe has a bloody history. First indifference, then apathy, then an attempt to correct the masses....then blood....lots of blood. We'll see if Europe is totally lost.
Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (dIske)
That would be a big incentive to resign. Tell them to quit now, or everyone will be investigated and charged with whatever for working a second job on gov. time. With clawbacks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (tpIWU)
Does France still maintain a Navy, or will they need the US Marines to escort them?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (aXxgO)
They share a mini carrier with the Brits I think.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (lDb3Z
I wish.
Get ready for Canadian tariffs everyone.
Don't worry, I'll smuggle you bacon, hockey pucks, maple syrup and toques.
Posted by: Stateless...26% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (+iIV1)
I need to learn this for 2025.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:07 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 29, 2025 06:07 PM (CWTWj)
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Every few years or so you used to read a story about a guy who figured out a way to get his lawn chair or outdoor couch off the ground and into the air, and it somehow flying for hours and hours. I've always thought that sounded fun. I've even searched "improvised flight ideas", but never found anything that would work...yet!
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 06:07 PM (TN0g+)
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We should have announced our intent to withdraw from NATO in 1992 and been fully out by 2000. More than enough time for the EU to gear up and pay for their own defense.
Posted by: Bigsmith at January 29, 2025 06:07 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 29, 2025 06:07 PM (CuztD)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2025 06:07 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 05:53 PM (g47mK)
NO TAKE BACKs, France. I still remember DeGaulle leaving it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 05:55 PM (n7h9X)
That DeGaulle stork pulled the Frogs out of the NATO military command, but insisted on staying in the political structure. So they could take all of their troops and rebuild the French Empire after WWII, secure in the knowledge that the French homeland was protected by the US.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2025 06:08 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:08 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (dIske)
They will need to find some armies first before they do much bloodspilling. They reverse Teddy R, they speak loudly and carry little to no stick.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:08 PM (n7h9X)
We have offered the ability to work remotely with one caveat: Camera always on and the installation of software to monitor work. So far, no takers.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 29, 2025 06:08 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Megthered at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM (6M5v9)
I know many people, including my husband, who was productive at home. Some work from different states.
I think the focus is on those in their dirty, flannel, pj's. Goofing off and fake working or wanking like that guy did on a meeting during covid.
Empty office space in DC is there and needs filling. Hopefully with Trumpers if these twits don't want to play.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM (gi+MR)
So, business as usual. At least it was. I suspect there clever plans will hit some road blocks with the Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM (pMi6S)
They used to be a very powerful maritime nation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)
The French have to have their Stand up to America moment every 10 years or so to keep pretending they're a global power.
Lately, they can't stand up to African tribesmen.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM
I think there might be some contingency plans.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Kratwurst at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Frasier Crane
Those bathroom vids would be problematic, as the kids say.
Posted by: weft cut-Batman at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (mlg/3)
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Pretty sure he's breaking the law since Portland wouldn't allow one to have a firearm on public transportation...
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 06:11 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM (pMi6S)
Wow.
Vote By Mail is gonna be a bitch for them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 06:11 PM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:11 PM (lDb3Z)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:11 PM (aXxgO)
The toughest Chihuahua on the block is still a Chihuahua.
The average American VFW meeting could whup the dogshit out of them if they had a mind to get froggy.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:11 PM (8ZjdA)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (sAxqR)
Posted by: Just Lily at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (RLLZj)
Not good imo
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (OTdqV)
I can see why the mucky-mucks of Greenland wouldn't want to join the US as a state, because that would more or less eliminate their influence.
On the other hand, if I were a citizen of Greenland, doing up with the US pretty much looks like all gravy with crispy fried onions on top.
I suspect if put to the vote that Greenland becomes-
Greenland - The 500 Year Old Greenland Shark State.
State motto: C'mon We're Better Than Fuckin' Delaware For Chrissakes!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:08 PM (uKKTF)
Britain shipped all their equipment to Ukraine. No arty. Very small army. Still might be second best. Poland 'lent' troops to Ukraine and a lot of them are in secret graveyards. Germanys army is pathetic.
France was unable to respond to all the African nations in the west Africa with any military action so this puts their value in question.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)
They’re still powerful. It’s the world that got small. /s
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (lDb3Z)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:08 PM (uKKTF)
Oh, sure, *YOU* would say that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (+iIV1)
I wouldn't touch that offer with a ten-foot pole.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2025 06:13 PM (mH6SG)
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Depends, is gunman an illegal and is Portland a 'sanctuary' city? He's immune from the law if so.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:13 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 06:13 PM (VE6XX)
You know, a lot of people are saying we should've claimed most of Europe by right of conquest in 1945. We're looking into that so we'll see what happens.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2025 06:13 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:13 PM (YqDXo)
Not good imo
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 06:12 PM (OTdqV)
add a home bar so you can have dates again.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 29, 2025 06:08 PM (bNf8H)
_____________________________
I saw an interview with the head of a tech company that had a lot of remote employees. They tracked their work by mouse uses. However, most of the remote employees were using a "Wiggler." A wiggler shows mouse movement sporadically even if you aren't home on your computer. So the tech guy wrote an algorithm to identify those computers using a wiggler...and fired every one of them.
Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (dIske)
I would bet a lot of money that the Poles could conquer France in about three weeks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (mWSu4)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (CuztD)
Only dropped once.
Posted by: gendarmes at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (c6hLR)
So, business as usual. At least it was. I suspect there clever plans will hit some road blocks with the Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM (sAmhv)
If only President Trump knew someone, ANYONE, in the tech industry that wanted to cut these bastards down to size.
But day 8 and all seems lost.
Posted by: Stateless...27% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (g47mK)
Colombia's faggot folded like a lawn chair in THIRTY SEVEN MINUTES.
Macron? Dude, be for real.
Guys. Nobody believes you're hard. Stop fronting before you get slapped like a bitch. LOL.
Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (RYi0m)
Does France still maintain a Navy, or will they need the US Marines to escort them?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:04 PM (aXxgO)
"Pardon me, filthy American cowboy who smells of merde. May I borrow 50 or 60 C-17s so we can ship our soldiers in to Greenland to fart in your general direction?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (y9nCu)
And please fuck keep the name Greenland and don't call it Yukinqupakddkfja;sdklghl;h or whatever the fuck horked up hairball native word they use for it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 06:06 PM (+iIV1)
I'd be interested in knowing how to do that, my friend.
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 05:59 PM (W/lyH)
With the money saved not buying condoms for terrorists, we can buy all of the EU!
The United States of America and Europe
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (gi+MR)
Lately, they can't stand up to African tribesmen.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (j4U/Z)
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Meanwhile, they're praying that Monaco doesn't kick their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (YqDXo)
I honestly thought this was fake because it's so bonkers
https://tinyurl.com/vp8m8h65
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 05:48 PM (OTdqV)
It does look like a doll. Can't really see it as "endangering" the kid, if it really is a kid. Bundled in many layers of fabric.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (8zz6B)
We’ve got a hard cap of 50. One in, one out.
New Jersey, go get your shine box!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (lDb3Z)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (vFG9F)
They used to be a very powerful maritime nation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)
DENMARK: We Once Were Vikings. Now...We're Known for Cheese Breakfast Pastries.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (6v8aM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2025 06:13 PM (2UnvF)
Like Putin there's absolutely no reason to do that. Europe is a failed state on top of other failed states. East Europe is better, but that's Russia's influence area.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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And they were innovators. First modern artillery (the 75 with pneumatic recoil), first with smokeless powder (the Lebel), first semi-auto rifle (the RSC). They get a bad rap because of 1940.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (vFG9F)
So, business as usual. At least it was. I suspect there clever plans will hit some road blocks with the Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 29, 2025 06:09 PM (sAmhv)
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Cool, so it's internet content monitoring and filtering for everyone, and when you're an asshat on company time you get fired for cause! Peace out, activist losers.
Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (RYi0m)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Bien sûr!
*casually taps ashes off gauloise*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (dR6yv)
I like Zeldin.. Idiots in NY should have voted him in as Governor
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 06:13 PM (VE6XX)
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Zeldin was the one that set up that Bronx campaign rally for Trump in the campaign. He had no shot at NY, but that rally set the tone for voters in other cities that are often ignored by both parties.
Posted by: Orson at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (dIske)
I believe that Trump has only suggested "invading" Greenland exactly never.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (ExV1e)
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Don't pay for time. Pay for tasks finished.
Shorter version: Federal workers ... aren't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (6v8aM)
Macron? Dude, be for real.
Other than Putin and Xi and Kim...
what world leaders are so popular that they could withstand any negative press at home?
Certainly very few of them. And even less that would pit themselves at odds with US Policy and Trade, no?
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:17 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2025 06:17 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (LHPAg)
There's apps for "universal TV remote" function, check your phone's app store and try to pick the least sketchy looking one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 06:17 PM (+iIV1)
We’ve got a hard cap of 50. One in, one out.
New Jersey, go get your shine box!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (lDb3Z)
New Hampshire and Vermont are clearly 1 state crudely ripped in halt. Verhampshire!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:17 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Average American at January 29, 2025 06:17 PM (MZsCp)
Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (RYi0m)
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So ... no severance, no notice. Just a cardboard box and you're standing in the parking lot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:17 PM (xk5j8)
Only dropped once.
Posted by: gendarmes at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (c6hLR)
I always told it as:
For sale: French carbine.
Dropped twice. Never fired.
Really pisses the frogs off.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:18 PM (lDb3Z)
The silence was erie.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Blintzkrieg!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (vFG9F)
Same here. Wife works from home, too, so I have someone to sexually harassing the regular. Got to keep up the oppressive patriarchy somehow.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (G3koe)
Yep. Have you met your deadlines and has your work been acceptable? Good enough for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (dR6yv)
Then we carpet bombed St Lo and the French shut up.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: wodun at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (kmNtT)
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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When is the last time they won a war? Or even a battle?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:20 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2025 06:20 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:20 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
without US help ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:20 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: wodun at January 29, 2025 06:20 PM (kmNtT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 06:20 PM (6v8aM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Blintzkrieg!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (uKKTF)
110000 dudes gets pretty thin on the ground in France.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (n7h9X)
Their Foreign Legion is no joke.
Of course, they are essentially a Prison Colony that has been Militarized.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (xk5j8)
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Frogs fought valiantly to cover BEF retreat and evacuation from Dunkirk.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: wodun at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (kmNtT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
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Against anyone other than themselves?
Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (RYi0m)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 29, 2025 05:54 PM (HYKHz)
Grilled whale with brown gravy and onions is yummy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 06:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:22 PM (g47mK)
Maybe we could get a 50-yr lease for a second base for housing all the illegal aliens. Call it Gitmo al Norte. Or Greenland al Sur.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 29, 2025 06:22 PM (aXxgO)
>Their best album is "Houses of the Holy"
Did he have to answer any questions about promoting "In Through the Out Door" in committee?
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:22 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (PCK5/)
The EU had plans to meet the ammo needs of Ukraine...in three years. Then they found out they couldn't do it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:22 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
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Against anyone other than themselves?
Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (RYi0m)
Might as well throw Poland into that bag, too.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 06:22 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (azSra)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 06:16 PM (6v8aM)
And lachete with a little brie.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (lCppi)
Quebec wouldn't qualify as a state when we roll a humvee through to take over..
Maybe as an unorganized territory, until they learn to speak American.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Keep in mind the effectiveness and lethality of the current German army, for example.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK)
1871: the Prussians occupied Paris
1914: the French yearned to fight Germany for "revanche."
1917: after getting their asses kicked for several years, the French military mutinied
1939: the French decided to go to the mat with Germany again.
It did not work out for them.
1954: the French decided to retake French Indochina until there was little unpleasantness at Dien Bien Phu
1960s: the French tried to maintain control over Algeria. They were unsuccessful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (YqDXo)
Their Foreign Legion is no joke.
Of course, they are essentially a Prison Colony that has been Militarized.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (xk5j
***
I worked with a couple of their folks who were special ops guys. Years ago. But damn. Those guys were good.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (W/lyH)
Nail him."
The one time the kid got a little snow on his face, Dad held him up to Dad's face ... probably saw the kid still smiling. It was all in good fun, together experiencing the rare snow in Texas.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If it really is his baby I can't imagine mom thinks its funny
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (J5RCE)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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If that German officer's plane hadn't crashed in Belgium with the original plans, causing them to change them, 1940 would have turned out very differently.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Orson
This is dumb. What work are they supposed to be doing? Can't it be quantified? I have metrics that I have to meet. So many applications reviewed per month. And when we meet those metrics, our company numbers reflect it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
Didn't they fold when we threatened to rename their fries?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (G3koe)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (uKKTF)
Very true. Many got off to the UK and were put back into France to be surrendered.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (n7h9X)
I don't want much.
Can we trade one of our liberal states for this?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK)
________________
We kicked the snot out of Grenada!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (YqDXo)
Their Foreign Legion is no joke.
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Aren't Frenchmen prohibited from joining the Foreign Legion?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK)
Not to be pedantic, but when did we last fight a war… a lot of military- industrial money grabs, to be sure, but… ah, nevermind, runner, I’m just bitchy today…
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2025 06:25 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:26 PM (xk5j8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 06:26 PM (6v8aM)
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In response, every Muslim in the EU nearly died laughing.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 29, 2025 06:26 PM (8XYYe)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (/U5Yz)
Your phone has to have an IR emitter for that to work. Most phones right now don't have one.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Keep in mind the Browns are the best Football team in Cleveland.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (9XPe8)
I know, right?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (aXxgO)
They used to be a very powerful maritime nation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)
DENMARK: We Once Were Vikings. Now...We're Known for Cheese Breakfast Pastries.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2025 06:15 PM (iJfKG)
Good pastries and marzipan mean more to me than plundering others countries.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (fTu9b)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)
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So did Spain. And the Netherlands.
But thanks for the walk down Memory Lane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:28 PM (YqDXo)
My work is monitoring critical systems and responding to issues. Every so often my boss' boss will suggest that I take on an additional coding role. I ask how long the rest of the development team can be unable to do their jobs so I'll know how much time to devote to it. For some reason they always drop the ask.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK)
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We kicked the snot out of Grenada!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (YqDXo)
Persian Gulf War turned out okay, as long as you ignore everything that happened after.
We made Kosovo safe for Muzzie narcoterrorists under Billie Jeff.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:28 PM (lDb3Z)
For sale, one French carbine.
Only dropped once.
Posted by: gendarmes at January 29, 2025 06:14 PM (c6hLR)
I always told it as:
For sale: French carbine.
Dropped twice. Never fired.
Really pisses the frogs off.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:18 PM (lDb3Z)
Why did the French plant elm trees along Champs-Élysées? So that the Prussians could march in the shade.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2025 06:28 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:28 PM (xk5j8)
3 month old baby
Mom was there
Baby is still in parents' company
smh
Anything for clicks
Ahole parents
https://tinyurl.com/4z85phbe
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 06:28 PM (J5RCE)
Posted by: Josephistan
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I don't think that is true.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2025 06:28 PM (uKKTF)
Posted by: Gunny Highway at January 29, 2025 06:29 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at January 29, 2025 06:29 PM (Uy2Lz)
Your mission is to enter into and free the nation of Kuwait.
Mission accomplished.
One VII Corps Soldier
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 06:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (9XPe
Thinnest kid at fat camp
Smartest MSNBC host
Hottest host of The View
Most masculine NeverTrumper
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (lDb3Z)
The last time we invaded Panama?
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:26 PM (xk5j
I seem to remember a horrible, bearded man crawling out of his desert hidey-hole while his statues were destroyed and his troops ran into the desert. I'm pretty sure that was a war.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (G3koe)
I don't know what year it was, but I was in Paris and there were scary military or police marching in their riot gear.
One would THINK against scary, catching cars on fire, rioting muzzies. Nay. It was due to pro-family's and mostly Catholics marching peacefully.
The arsehole cop I talked to lied to me about where I could catch the stopped Metro for this march. He was shorter than me and I did not know he was lying.
If I knew I would have stripped him of his little shoulder pad things. Their riot uniform was tres chic. Yet I have seen them in real riots hiding behind what looks like the tops of garbage bins. They have to pay for their own gear, radio and shields. Or did during a time of riots.
Replace Macron with someone who can man up. Merci
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (J5RCE)
Who was filming for TikTok?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (ys6MS)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:22 PM (g47mK)
_________________
We used to be OK, too, until we retired the electric chair and the hangman's noose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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If that German officer's plane hadn't crashed in Belgium with the original plans, causing them to change them, 1940 would have turned out very differently.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (Dm8we)
Possibly, but a meeting engagement in the Benelux area that would of resulted would probably favor the Germans and they could use French gas stations for their tanks. Most of the tank encounters in the real war resulted in victory because the resupply service in French sucked and even the big Char tanks had to fall back to reload and the Germans didn't and moved on. High command was extremely clunky and any retirement would extend the line defending massively.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (n7h9X)
I just think it is a good idea to hump some good American genes into the populations of Europe every 50 years or so as a public service.
Americans are givers.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (1k+0C)
8/14/1945 rings a bell for Japan
10/27/1983 if Grenada counts
Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (ys6MS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
But we have added shadowbanning.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:31 PM (n7h9X)
Senate Judiciary Democrats @JudiciaryDems
Kash Patel, Donald Trump’s pick for FBI Director, shared a video launching a United States Senator [Schiffty Adam] out of a catapult and posed with it.
An unapologetic extremist.
https://is.gd/3zHXAH
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I like the cut of his jib.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 06:32 PM (L/fGl)
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Trump doesn't signal exactly what he's going to do, unlike the warning beacons of frickin' Gondor our other administrations have lit for all to see, and has often said nothing is off the table.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2025 06:32 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 06:27 PM (/U5Yz)
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They'll raise their arms and blow BO at them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 06:34 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (gi+MR)
France cheated to create Macron to stop Madame LePen who is 10 times the man he is. They cheated again to keep her from having a majority.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:34 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2025 06:30 PM (gi+MR)
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Trump's busy right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:34 PM (YqDXo)
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Rioting Muzzies are dangerous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2025 06:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 29, 2025 06:35 PM (3Ev2O)
Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 06:34 PM (8uzBS)
Keeping that guy Ace likes to rag on, French thousands of miles away.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:35 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (uX4GZ)
Forget U.S. Armed Services.
Da Yoopers have more manpower and firearms in Marquette County alone than all of Canada, don-cha-know?
Pierre took Canadians' guns away. And they'd give you gas and rations if you were on your way to take care of the Frogs.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Charlie Hebdo at January 29, 2025 06:36 PM (8ZS6Q)
When was the last time the United States won a war?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK)
All of them. Problem is that immediately after each win (oftentimes the victory is messy, but a victory nonetheless), the Democrat Party gives up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2025 06:37 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2025 06:32 PM (kpS4V)
Aragorn: GREENLAND calls for AID!
Trump: And America will ANSWER!
yeah the secrecy sure beats the 6 months notice Biden gave to the Russians to fortify up and build their army before the Grand Offensive a couple years back.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2025 06:38 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 29, 2025 06:38 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2025 06:21 PM (xk5j
True, but the main reason for that is that the Foreign Legion is, by definition, not compose of Frenchmen.
Posted by: Fetishware Dealer at January 29, 2025 06:39 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (J5RCE)
Who do you think was holding the camera?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2025 06:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TJ Jackson at January 29, 2025 06:41 PM (bXvrr)
An unapologetic extremist.
That's Mike Newman's castle in Bellville, TX! Mike built that castle himself with occasional help. Truly unique place. He was a very cool dude and it was a sad when died in 2024. He never stopped adding to it until then.
Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 06:41 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Frasier Crane
Those bathroom vids would be problematic, as the kids say.
sure. next you'll want a girlfriend.
Posted by: COLOSSUS at January 29, 2025 06:42 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Socratease at January 29, 2025 06:54 PM (t8Egx)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 06:24 PM (W/lyH)
I've worked with them too and I agree. Hardcore and disciplined soldiers.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2025 07:01 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: DanMan at January 29, 2025 06:34 PM (8uzBS)
Hearts and minds.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2025 07:05 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at January 29, 2025 07:36 PM (/l23u)
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 29, 2025 08:13 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at January 29, 2025 08:15 PM (LU7oq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2025 05:29 PM (2VST1)
We will be greeted as liberators.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 08:31 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 29, 2025 11:33 PM (FLiOE)
Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost...HaHa!) Great job.
I really loved what you had to say, and more than that, how you
presented it. Too cool!
Posted by: Free credit 365 at February 01, 2025 08:29 AM (sF+N8)
I like to write a little comment to support you.
Posted by: undetectable keylogger at February 07, 2025 11:39 AM (O5obQ)
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