Quick Hits

Christopher Caldwell writes that Trump's first few days were so momentus that we scarcely notice he ended 60 years of government devotion to "Affirmative Action," as ordered by LBJ.

"So tumultuous was the first week of Donald Trump's second term that people have barely noticed, a week on, that last Tuesday he repealed affirmative action by executive order. That is astonishing.
For half a century, affirmative action has been the federal government's principal instrument for carrying out desegregation, the longest and costliest moral crusade in American history. After the 1970s it was adapted to liberation movements, from feminism to gay rights. Supreme Court justices anguished over the way its call for special consideration of minorities might clash with the letter of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which barred racial discrimination. Over the past decade affirmative action became the hammer of the diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) movement, which grew so unpopular that it has now brought affirmative action (and much else) down with it.
Trump's decision to repeal it is the most significant policy change of this century--more significant than the Affordable Care Act of 2010 or anything done about Covid. How can people be talking about anything else? Yet major news outlets treat Trump's bold move as a detail of personnel management: "Distress and Fury as Trump Upends Federal Jobs," headlined The New York Times.
Somewhere along the line, the Trump administration came to understand in a sophisticated way how the enforcement of civil rights actually works. Not many Americans do--and it's worth reviewing."

orge
@BehizyTweets
BREAKING: President Trump just fired a bunch of USAID employees for conspiring to secretly send further foreign aid without approval.
This administration is NOT playing games.
"We've identified several actions within USAID that appear to be designed to circumvent the President's Executive Orders and the mandate from the American people. As a result, we have decided to put a number of USAID employees on administrative leave with full pay and benefits until further notice while we complete our analysis of these actions." - Acting USAID administrator Jason Gray

Samantha Power used USAID to aid to terrorists:

David Wurmser
@Wurmserscribit
Under Samantha Power -- an Obama ally -- USAID became a vanguard to leverage humanitarian law & aid to sabotage allies at war. "Humanitarian" demands on the Saudis, eg let the Houthis seize Hodeida -- the port from which the Red Sea subsequently was blockaded.

JUST IN: Stephen Miller shuts down CNN's Jake Tapper after he tried asking a "gotcha" question on illegal immigration, Miller says he can stay for 30 minutes explaining the topic so Tapper can understand.

I missed these interviews.

Tapper: How are you going to avoid deporting… pic.twitter.com/3jCbo9vq2v
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 28, 2025

🔥HOLY SMOKES: @StephenM just scorched a combative Jake Tapper and his “who’s going to pick the crops!" propaganda:

"Well, I mean, I'm sure it's not your position, Jake. You're just asking the question that we should supply America's food with exploitative, illegal alien labor.… pic.twitter.com/dhBsJpN59W
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) January 28, 2025

A woke DEI teacher is sad that Trump is taking away xis fake pronouns.

A Washington State teacher ranting about Donald Trump's rollbacks on transgender and DEI programs during a local committee hearing sounded so much like a parody of the woke point she was struggling to make that even the Democratic chairperson of the panel had to warn her to stay on topic.
Tracy Castro-Gill, 49, the former leader of the Seattle Public School District's Ethnic Studies program, took the podium at a state House of Representatives Committee on Education public hearing on Thursday to complain about Trump's measures.
'My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction,' Castro-Gill said in her long-winded tirade.
Chicanx - which is among phrases banned by the Trump administration - has been used in some circles to refer to people of Mexican descent.
Castro-Gill said getting rid of it, and the other terms that apply, denies their 'very presence and humanity.'
'I want to remind us that George Orwell, in his novel 1984, warned us about limiting how we are allowed to define ourselves and our experiences and how that allows fascism to take root.'

Nonbinary queer teacher goes on unhinged anti-Trump rant during a hearing in the Washington State Housepic.twitter.com/Aso1qP2I2h
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 27, 2025

‘Plus Size’ female rapper filing a lawsuit against Lyft for refusing her service due to her size.

Danke Demoss, a Detroit based rapper, claims a driver wouldn’t let her inside the car because the tires and car wouldn’t handle her weight.

She is now claiming ‘discrimination.’ pic.twitter.com/nvpuiAAt3Q
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) January 28, 2025

Detroit rapper Dank DeMoss (489 lbs) was denied a ride using the rideshare app, Lyft because she couldn’t fit in the car…

Craziest part: Her attorneys are suing Lyft on grounds that “It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying ‘I don’t want black people in my… pic.twitter.com/R3Ql0R8xkL
— Jon Root (@JonnyRoot_) January 28, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM

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1 Not even!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:19 PM (q7LNP)

2 Kaboom!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:19 PM (q7LNP)

3 To glance is Scriptural.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:20 PM (q7LNP)

4 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will announce he is "immediately pulling" retired Gen. Mark Milley's personal security detail and security clearance, multiple senior administration officials tell Fox News.

The secretary is also directing the new acting Inspector General to conduct a review board to determine if enough evidence exists for Gen. Milley to be stripped of a star in retirement based on his actions to "undermine the chain of command" during President Donald Trump's first term, officials say.

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:20 PM (jsqVJ)

5 Those last pictures. Not sure Oregon Dept of Transportation has enough explosive for that whale of a carcass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:20 PM (Gol0p)

6 Dank’s fat has fat.

Maybe try some Pilates.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 28, 2025 06:21 PM (fpVC1)

7 Kaboom!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:19 PM (q7LNP)

Went the shocks in the Lyft - when that rapper tried to get into the car.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 28, 2025 06:21 PM (VNX3d)

8 Is the circus coming to town?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:21 PM (q7LNP)

9 everybody's a "Rapper"

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2025 06:21 PM (KRtlO)

10 >> “It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying ‘I don’t want black people in my car”… 🤦🏼‍♂️ 🙄

It should be the same. I should be able to refuse any customer for any reason.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 06:22 PM (lDb3Z)

11 Read all of the content - rookie mistake.

Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 06:22 PM (WXNFJ)

12 Fatty fatty two by four….?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 28, 2025 06:22 PM (FGFJD)

13 My cat Kaylee took one look at that "rapper" and threw up her dinner.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

14 I heard the Miller v Tapper deal on Sirius. Sounded like Jake needed oxygen. I was waiting for someone to yell CLEAR.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:23 PM (q7LNP)

15 everybody's a "Rapper"
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2025 06:21 PM (KRtlO)
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What are they feeding them in Detroit? Entire cases of potato chips at each sitting?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

16 Finally there are enough cooks in the oven.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:24 PM (q7LNP)

17 🔥HOLY SMOKES: @StephenM just scorched a combative Jake Tapper and his �who�s going to pick the crops!" propaganda:

"Well, I mean, I'm sure it's not your position, Jake. You're just asking the question that we should supply America's food with exploitative, illegal alien labor.
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good Lord, the look on Tapper's face is ....priceless ! Like, please stop !

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2025 06:24 PM (g47mK)

18 I'm impressed Ms DeMoss can actually walk.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (Pv3Rg)

19 I mean, she makes Lizzo look svelte. It's a good thing Michigan doesn't have any fault lines, because whenever one of these behemoths fell down drunk, the whole state might be wiped out.

Maybe we can ship her to LA...on her owa railroad flatcar.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)

20 You'd have to roll Ms. Dank DeMoss onto a lowboy to get her across town.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (n2swS)

21 A Caterpillar D-9 would rupture hydraulics trying to doze that blob of mutant flesh.

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (jsqVJ)

22 everybody's a "Rapper"
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2025 06:21 PM (KRtlO)
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What are they feeding them in Detroit? Entire cases of potato chips at each sitting?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

I guarantee she’s on EBT and Medicaid, so we’re paying for her junk food and her insulin.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (lDb3Z)

23 Since AscostConservative is now out - Tapper is in the running for the dumbest media personality.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (WXNFJ)

24 I am truly at a loss for words about that woman. She is morbidly obese and is probably just one Big Mac away from having a heart attack.

But there she is in attire that would make Jack Kennedy and Bill Clinton run screaming into the night in terror.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (Gol0p)

25 I guarantee she’s on EBT and Medicaid, so we’re paying for her junk food and her insulin.

yes the insulin she rarely even remembers to take

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (Pv3Rg)

26 Oh my goodness. That's why the Babylon Bee has an article about a new "AirLyft" service for overweight people. I thought it was just something they thought up.

I don't know if it's the weight so much as the strain on the door hinges trying to get that woman into the back seat.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (79pEw)

27 My eyes hurt reading this post.

Posted by: caf at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (/+mVZ)

28 >>>'My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction,' Castro-Gill said in her long-winded tirade.

I don't really care, Margaret.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (lHPJf)

29 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will announce he is "immediately pulling" retired Gen. Mark Milley's personal security detail and security clearance, multiple senior administration officials tell Fox News.

The secretary is also directing the new acting Inspector General to conduct a review board to determine if enough evidence exists for Gen. Milley to be stripped of a star in retirement based on his actions to "undermine the chain of command" during President Donald Trump's first term, officials say.
Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:20 PM (jsqVJ)
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This is part where people usually cry mercy because their schadenboner can only get so hard, but I've got extra room for more Milley suffering.

They need to order him to stand in the Pentagon while Hegseth rips his rank off Dreyfuss-style and breaks his sword.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

30 the Milley thing is great

but the EO about transing minors is THE BEST

I am so, so thankful

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (Pv3Rg)

31 There's a Golden Corral joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 28, 2025 06:27 PM (05UY5)

32 Evenin' Ace,

Yacht or nacht-

Blown it all Sky High--Jigsaw

or

Walking in Rhythm- Blackbyrds

Posted by: branmakmorn at January 28, 2025 06:27 PM (HjAl/)

33 24 I am truly at a loss for words about that woman. She is morbidly obese and is probably just one Big Mac away from having a heart attack.

But there she is in attire that would make Jack Kennedy and Bill Clinton run screaming into the night in terror.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (Gol0p)

Forget obese.. She's in a category all by herself

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2025 06:27 PM (VE6XX)

34 What are they feeding them in Detroit? Entire cases of potato chips at each sitting?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

I guarantee she’s on EBT and Medicaid, so we’re paying for her junk food and her insulin.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (lDb3Z)

Dinnertime includes fueling up the front end loader

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 28, 2025 06:27 PM (/6GbT)

35 oooh and an Ace X post is the headliner at instapundit rn

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:27 PM (Pv3Rg)

36 Forget obese.. She's in a category all by herself
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2025 06:27 PM (VE6XX)

Gravity well

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (/6GbT)

37 I guarantee she’s on EBT and Medicaid, so we’re paying for her junk food and her insulin.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (lDb3Z)
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The Bridge Card, as well it in Michigan, though I doubt even the Mackinac Bridge would support her weight.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

38 My cat Kaylee took one look at that "rapper" and threw up her dinner.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

I bet I know who'll eat it....

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (lHPJf)

39 Well, malicious compliance goes both ways.

Trump can order that every grant must be reviewed by the agency head to verify it was proper.

Not a freeze.

Just a proper review.

Scheduled for December 4, 2028.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (xsQ07)

40 Black Orchid

I hope the EO came in time to stop that boy in Texas from being mutilated by his evil mother.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (Gol0p)

41
'My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction,' Castro-Gill said in her long-winded tirade.

Ah, jeez! And here I thought that you were The Right Honourable Trace Castrati-Grill, whose pronouns were argle/bargle. You know, the mentally deficient kweer Chicken Nuggetz edjamactor and scolder in the State of Confusion with expertise on bullshitting and running a prolonged grift.

My mistake, truly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (xG4kz)

42 26 Oh my goodness. That's why the Babylon Bee has an article about a new "AirLyft" service for overweight people. I thought it was just something they thought up.

I don't know if it's the weight so much as the strain on the door hinges trying to get that woman into the back seat.
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (79pEw)

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This particular rapper needs ForkLyft.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (QdGJh)

43 good Lord, the look on Tapper's face is ....priceless ! Like, please stop !
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2025 06:24 PM (g47mK)

I feel like I've been waiting for decades for someone to simply answer these dumb ass accusations with common sense.

I'll never tire of winning!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (k9OZB)

44 Samantha Powers, Susan Rice, and one other scummy to the hilt woman were whom Obama buried deep into the Biden administration to, well, basically, run it.
I don't know where they have gone now, but they really have to be run down, isolated, and forever kept far far away from any position of power.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (4780s)

45 "My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction,' Castro-Gill said in her long-winded tirade."
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She gives the rest of us instructional designers a bad name.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (BpYfr)

46 I want to see Dank in a Steve Inman Waffle House fight video

Posted by: Zoopa at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (YY+q/)

47 They need to order him to stand in the Pentagon while Hegseth rips his rank off Dreyfuss-style and breaks his sword.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

An update of 'Branded'?

I like it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (WXNFJ)

48 The obese rapper’s attorney agreed to take his fees in Big Macs, bacon grease, and gunt sweat.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (fG8Eu)

49 There's a Golden Corral joke in there somewhere...

She ate the Golden Corral

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (Gol0p)

50 "My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction,' Castro-Gill said in her long-winded tirade.

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I promise that if anyone were ever to make me the supreme dictator of the universe, I would stop this idiot halfway through that statement and immediately escort Xir to the nearest trebuchet.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (GCYXl)

51 This particular rapper needs ForkLyft.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (QdGJh)
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LOL! You're right.

And in other news: Lizzo finally feels thin.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (79pEw)

52 good Lord, the look on Tapper's face is ....priceless ! Like, please stop !
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2025 06:24 PM (g47mK)
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Visibly pissing his pants, shuffling paper, trying to keep his composure as tears well up in his eyes.

What we need is for one of his guests to casually drop the defamation verdict. "Well, Jake, I know you like to defame, people, but lets keep CNN's legal costs down and tell the truth for once, okay?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

53 I hope the EO came in time to stop that boy in Texas from being mutilated by his evil mother.

the dad seems to think not. it was already started.

his ex took his son to California to fast track all of it. but it was only the hormone part so maybe it's not too late if Cali docs don't just ignore the EO

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

54 BREAKING: President Trump just fired a bunch of USAID employees for conspiring to secretly send further foreign aid without approval.
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Mike Benz says that USAID is a known CIA front organization.

So, screw the IC.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (krQz2)

55 Where are the moons that should be orbiting the "rapper"?

Posted by: Beartooth at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (3Ev2O)

56 Fifth Columnist Mark Milley. That’s the proper honorific.

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (jsqVJ)

57
Miller looks like he was just about to unleash his X-ray beam vision and reduce Jakie to a crispy cinder.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (xG4kz)

58 Weren’t fat, starch, oil, sugar the food groups?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (q7LNP)

59 Lyft woman has got to be one of Akbar's babes.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (89Sog)

60 Every disbursement from the federal government has to be authorized by Treasury.

They just confirmed the new head of the Treasury.

He can simply order that all disbursements must be approved by him.

And there is fuck-all a federal judge can do about it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (xsQ07)

61 My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction,' Castro-Gill said in her long-winded tirade."
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She gives the rest of us instructional designers a bad name.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (BpYfr)
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Also, shouldn't it say, "Castro-Gill said in their, long-winded tirade?"

Ya know, to respect their pronouns?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

62 If people are "healthy at every size" why is Lizzo now celebrating attaining her "weight loss goal"?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (BHrzb)

63 Trump can order that every grant must be reviewed by the agency head to verify it was proper.

Not a freeze.

Just a proper review.

Scheduled for December 4, 2028.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (xsQ07)
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That is what the order actually requires. They want to do a review to determine compliance and have an appointee go over it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

64 I would stop this idiot halfway through that statement and immediately escort Xir to the nearest trebuchet.
Posted by: ballistic

That poor trebuchet!

Oh, the huge Manatee!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (WXNFJ)

65 ForkLyft is classic, Pennsyltucky!

or UBER-Uber

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (Pv3Rg)

66 It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying ‘I don’t want black people in my…
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Tell me you don't know what the words "no difference" mean without coming out and saying it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (krQz2)

67 Walking in Rhythm- Blackbyrds

Nacht

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (fG8Eu)

68 Damn! So much winning!

My vote for Trump in 2024 is even better than my vote for him in 2016!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (GMt/Y)

69

Jake's bitchy SOOO was so good to see taken and shoved right in his dumb face.

Too funny. Glad to see Miller back, he takes no prisoners.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (et1vG)

70 My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (mH6SG)

71 Eh, Samantha (unmasked) Power USAID resigned 20 January, so there’s that.

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:32 PM (jsqVJ)

72 >> I feel like I've been waiting for decades for someone to simply answer these dumb ass accusations with common sense.

The left got soft. They used to be sharp, but they’ve spent decades doing kayfabe with Chamber of Commerce cuckservatives that they don’t know how to respond when someone doesn’t immediately concede to their incoherent commie premises. Plain-spoken common sense, delivered confidently and assertively leaves them dumbfounded.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 06:32 PM (lDb3Z)

73 I missed it because I was teaching class, but apparently my college had a faculty meeting this afternoon to discuss the implications of Trump's spending freeze (which now has sadly been blocked by a Hawaiian judge). I get the sense there were lots of tears about us losing funding, because reasons.

I was also told after the meeting that if an ICE agent approaches me, I should refuse to engage him and contact an administrator. My unspoken question is why an ICE agent would approach me, rather than going to the administrators in the first place.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2025 06:32 PM (lHPJf)

74 Anybody taking Dank's side should invite her into their home to have a seat on something they like.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:32 PM (krQz2)

75 Fifth Columnist Mark Milley. That’s the proper honorific.
Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (jsqVJ)
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Chi-com Agent Mark Milley. During the demotion ceremony, they should hand him a red star medal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

76 Thanks Ace, for the stunning pictures of Dank DeMoss.

It's great for business!

Posted by: Roman Vomitorium at January 28, 2025 06:33 PM (DsA2n)

77 Here's the Babylon Bee "AirLyft" article:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfu688s

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2025 06:33 PM (79pEw)

78 Speaking of super size

One of the 'new' characters Ubislop is pushing for Assassin's Creed: Shadows is a very girthy large woman with a Naruto headband.

In one of the trailers where Naoe backstabs a villager we she super size woman beating someone up in the background.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (Gol0p)

79 Detroit rapper Dank DeMoss (489 lbs)

I'd comment but it most likely wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (mH6SG)

80 The BF just told me that Dr. Phil is going to do a ride-along with Tom Homan, then feature the footage on his show.

This timeline is just…chef’s kiss.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (fG8Eu)

81 uh ohj

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (Gol0p)

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (mH6SG)

83 They don't care about the end of affirmative action because they don't care about Americans. They care about other bureaucrats

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (NQtI0)

84 "My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them. I am a disabled queer Chicanx educator and scholar in Washington state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction,' Castro-Gill said in her long-winded tirade."

Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put that with children?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (W/lyH)

85 The reason why these fat chicks are only found in Detroit is that if they went out into salt water, they might be harpooned by accident.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

86 ugh

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 06:35 PM (mH6SG)

87 There's a Golden Corral joke in there somewhere...

She ate the Golden Corral
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (Gol0p)

People have put their hands over their ears when she spits out the food steam pans.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 06:35 PM (rj6Yv)

88 That poor trebuchet!

Oh, the huge Manatee!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM (WXNFJ)
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You are awful (snicker snicker snicker).

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2025 06:35 PM (79pEw)

89 >>> Chi-com Agent Mark Milley. During the demotion ceremony, they should hand him a red star medal.

And place him in a corner wearing a dunce cap.

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:36 PM (jsqVJ)

90 Uh huh I weigh a lot
Bring yo' fo' o' mo' bag o' flour
To see day wet spot
Me be take a hour
Dat's wot to do to find that WAP
Cuzzat cooz ain't on no map

Break it down

Posted by: Stank deMos at January 28, 2025 06:36 PM (yjmkz)

91 Nbc news has the sadzzzz.

Undocumented Migrants targetted in NYC.

Posted by: Stateless...25% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 28, 2025 06:36 PM (jvJvP)

92 I missed it because I was teaching class, but apparently my college had a faculty meeting this afternoon to discuss the implications of Trump's spending freeze (which now has sadly been blocked by a Hawaiian judge). I get the sense there were lots of tears about us losing funding, because reasons.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2025 06:32 PM (lHPJf)
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I got a panicked email the other day from a vendor for a higher ed product trying to organize other professionals in my field (instructional design) to discuss the implications of President Trump killing DEIA (the A stands for "accessibility"). I was tempted to sign up, if only to witness the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:36 PM (BpYfr)

93
The obese rapper has been ordered to report to the salt domes of the National Strategic Petroleum Reserve in order to be rendered into oil immediately.

"We get back to 'half full' from 'quarter full' in one production run!" enthused Biff Jasperson, head of the facility.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2025 06:36 PM (xG4kz)

94 The Coast Guard won't let them on beaches south of Grosse Point because they might cause localized flooding downriver.

Fun fact: If they were ore carriers they would be the fifth and sixth largest ships in the Great Lakes fleet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:37 PM (ZOv7s)

95 We’re just a step away from a deportation reality show. Title suggestions?

I think iReal Housewives of La Migra’ has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:37 PM (fG8Eu)

96 Do retired Generals usually get security details ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2025 06:37 PM (VE6XX)

97 My sister was once bitten by a fried Chicanx.

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at January 28, 2025 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

98 Trapper is lucky CNN's graveyard slot just opened up.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2025 06:37 PM (wBaIH)

99
BREAKING: President Trump just fired a bunch of USAID employees

I don't care why they're getting pink slips, my dick is chafed raw.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM (y9nCu)

100 Affirmative action is racist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM (OS4gH)

101 Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put that with children?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (W/lyH)
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Why does a Public School system have an "Ethnic Studies Program" in the first place?

Shouldn't that wait until college?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM (BpYfr)

102 King Arthur doesn't have enough flour for that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM (dR6yv)

103 There's a Golden Corral joke in there somewhere...

She ate the Golden Corral
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:29 PM (Gol0p)

People have put their hands over their ears when she spits out the food steam pans.
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 06:35 PM (rj6Yv)
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They clear the room when she's in the buffet line so she doesn't eat patrons by mistake.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

104 But weight, there's more!

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

105 BREAKING: President Trump just fired a bunch of USAID employees for conspiring to secretly send further foreign aid without approval.
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Mike Benz says that USAID is a known CIA front organization.

So, screw the IC.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:30 PM (krQz2)

Secretly sending taxpayer money to foreigners with the intent of deceiving the boss? No bueno.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (rj6Yv)

106 After the pic of the aspiring rapper, Admiral Ackbar was heard weeping, quietly, because he knows it will be difficult to top that which we've just seen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (tT6L1)

107 Don't take Chicanx if you're allergic to Chicanx.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (paSBy)

108
The sad thing about people like Detroit Uber-girl is that they need a group of "familiars" or servants to handle even basic personal hygiene issues and calorie supply chain chores..

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (j4U/Z)

109 "At this time, we cannot approve the appearance of Ms. DeMoss on the set of The View without significant structural integrity improvements to the set. This is to ensure the safety and well-being of the cast, crew, and the studio audience."

Posted by: Official Statement of the Production Department of The View at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (PiwSw)

110 I got a panicked email the other day from a vendor for a higher ed product trying to organize other professionals in my field (instructional design) to discuss the implications of President Trump killing DEIA (the A stands for "accessibility"). I was tempted to sign up, if only to witness the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:36 PM (BpYfr)

No need; I'm sure you'll experience plenty of that just from your co-workers, if your college is anything like mine.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (lHPJf)

111 489 pounds? If she’s 3 feet tall, maybe. And that Would be a trap for Adm Akbar

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (LxqBJ)

112 >> My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them.
———
Wait, you misgendered yourself, bigot! Shouldn’t that be “our name is” and “our pronouns are?”

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (wFFVS)

113
King Biscuit Flour Hour will not air this week due to an "all hands on deck" order to ramp up production.

"We have an emergency order to make enough product to help 'locate the wet spot' on some form of a gigantic beast,' said the King Biscuit Flour spokesperson. "It's a Kraken or Giant Squid, from all reports."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (xG4kz)

114 They don't care about the end of affirmative action because they don't care about Americans. They care about other bureaucrats
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 06:34 PM (NQtI0)
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Trump has learned his lesson: flood the zone, attack on every front, maintain a ferocious operational tempo and the Dems have no chance to put together a coherent response.

They're still whining about J6 while Trump is loading the assault ships for Greenland and the air assault on Panama.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

115 USAID is the Agency for International Development, a CIA front. It has nothing to do with foreign or humanitarian aid, and the name is intended to foster that confusion. So of course they're trying stupid shit there.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (7mYvx)

116 "At this time, we cannot approve the appearance of Ms. DeMoss on the set of The View without significant structural integrity improvements to the set. This is to ensure the safety and well-being of the cast, crew, and the studio audience."

Posted by: Official Statement of the Production Department of The View at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (PiwSw)
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Her manager put separated brown M&Ms in her contract.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (krQz2)

117 She's an Ackbar special.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 28, 2025 06:41 PM (dR6yv)

118 "At this time, we cannot approve the appearance of Ms. DeMoss on the set of The View without significant structural integrity improvements to the set. This is to ensure the safety and well-being of the cast, crew, and the studio audience."
Posted by: Official Statement of the Production Department of The View at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (PiwSw)

And to avoid providing Ana Navarro with a new career goal.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2025 06:41 PM (lHPJf)

119 It was a dark and danky moss...

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2025 06:41 PM (xk5j8)

120 #Resistance2 is going to look awesome, sitting on your ass at home.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:41 PM (krQz2)

121 Wait, you misgendered yourself, bigot! Shouldn’t that be “our name is” and “our pronouns are?”

No, "they" and "them" are singular when used as neopronouns. That's why it's ironic that this garbage came, in part, from university English departments.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (7mYvx)

122 If the rapper don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (aOqEy)

123 ForkLyft is classic, Pennsyltucky!

or UBER-Uber
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM

Totally stealing "ForkLyft".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (Wnv9h)

124 Her manager put separated brown M&Ms in her contract.
Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (krQz2)

It's Detroilet. Eminems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (dR6yv)

125 Dr. Phil is part of ICE raids???

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (Gol0p)

126 > Mike Benz says that USAID is a known CIA front organization.

It is. John Gilligan confirmed that USAID's Office of Public Safety was CIA top to bottom. Cuba, Russia, Venezuela, Bolivia and others have all called out USAID for being a CIA front group trying to meddle in their elections and affairs.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (Odg76)

127 Dank Is Stank! How much weight can a non-stainless prison type shitter hold for God's sake!

Posted by: Zombie Joe The Plumber at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (R/m4+)

128 Oh baby

@LeadingReport
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7m
BREAKING: Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is reportedly ordering an investigation into General Mark Milley.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (mlg/3)

129 There’s no mattress/box spring on Earth rated 500 pounds.

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (nySPw)

130 I don't care why they're getting pink slips, my dick is chafed raw.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM (y9nCu)

What you need is some Elizabeth Arden Todger Cream, mate. Recommended!

Posted by: Harry Markle at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

131 I don't care why they're getting pink slips, my dick is chafed raw.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2025 06:38 PM

Elizabeth Arden is recommended by both Prince Harry and our very own Duke Lowell.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

132 Posted by: Official Statement of the Production Department of The View at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (PiwSw)

Well, we got some help from SeaWorld’s orca tank technicians back when Rosie O’Donnell was on the show. Maybe they can help again..

Posted by: ABC Structural Engineer at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (lDb3Z)

133
I guarantee she’s on EBT and Medicaid, so we’re paying for her junk food and her insulin.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 06:25 PM (lDb3Z)

Is flour covered by EBT?

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (NMT5x)

134 >> Chi-com Agent Mark Milley. During the demotion ceremony, they should hand him a red star medal.

>And place him in a corner wearing a dunce cap.

And play the theme from Branded while some tears his ribbons off.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (LkLld)

135 I wouldn't be advertising that moss grows down there because I'm dank.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2)

136 Tapper really is an idiot, isn't he? It was nice to see that smarmy jackass squirm when the guy said, "Surely you're not suggesting we should exploit brown people."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (tT6L1)

137 No need; I'm sure you'll experience plenty of that just from your co-workers, if your college is anything like mine.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2025 06:39 PM (lHPJf)
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My coworkers are pretty decent, so it hasn't really come up in conversations. We're still committed to delivering accessible content, regardless of what President Trump orders. After all, just because he's relaxed the standards (which I don't think he has for accessibility) doesn't mean we have to as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (BpYfr)

138
Do retired Generals usually get security details ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2025 06:37 PM (VE6XX)

Usually, there's a pretty good argument for security details to protect former Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs, mostly to keep them from being kidnapped and interrogated by adversaries for their intel value. But Milley has already given away virtually every secret he held to the ChiComs. Kidnapping him would be redundant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (y9nCu)

139 They're still whining about J6 while Trump is loading the assault ships for Greenland and the air assault on Panama.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

I watched Ted Cruz in a hearing and his questions and the panel's responses seemed to lay the groundwork for an aggressive canal takeover.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (rj6Yv)

140 They will have to break out the Super Guppy to get her to California.

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

141 My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them
__________________________

For the hundredth time. If you are using the pronouns "they/them", then you CANNOT use the pronoun "my" to make that declaration. You must use the pronoun "we", which is, also, plural. Failing to do this confirms that you have no investment in your attention seeking pronouncements....and little understanding of the English language.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM (dIske)

142 Trump should have a rule that anything Samantha Power was involved with should be defunded including the UN. That woman is as evil as Victoria Nuland

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM (6v8aM)

143 "This administration is NOT playing games."

Asses? Kicked!

Names? Taken!

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM (uACWf)

144 Do liberals really think this whole 'who's gonna pick your strawberries?' shit makes the crime and debt from illegals ok?

Yeah, a sadistic illegal set my wife on fire in the subway, but at least my pint of strawberries haven't gone through the roof!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM (aOqEy)

145 USAID is the Agency for International Development, a CIA front. It has nothing to do with foreign or humanitarian aid, and the name is intended to foster that confusion. So of course they're trying stupid shit there.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (7mYvx)
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No, they do disaster response, and that provides their cover. We had some of their folks come in and teach our squadron HA/DR planning. Great instruction, and we all got these cool waterproof planning books. Great stuff for the prepper, chock full of how many pounds of beans are needed to feed various amounts of people, who to build rations out of common commodities.

But I'm sure they are riddled with spies.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

146 >>Christopher Caldwell writes that Trump's first few days were so momentus that we scarcely notice he ended 60 years of government devotion to "Affirmative Action," as ordered by LBJ.

He has gone deeper and is now talking about pulling out the progressive cancer by the roots. All the way back to 1913 and the income tax.

If he starts arguing to undue the 17th amendment, I will get down prostrate like the assassins in Breaking Bad and crawl to DC to worship him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM (F2NBk)

147 If that "rapper" has sold more than 100 of *anything* related to her alleged "music", then I don't want to hear another word of opposition the next time I assert that "rap isn't *really* music, and you can't convince me otherwise".

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2025 06:45 PM (TN0g+)

148 This particular rapper needs ForkLyft.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 28, 2025 06:28 PM (QdGJh)

*golf clap*

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 06:45 PM (NMT5x)

149 Aspiring rapper obviously figured the rap thing wasn't working out so she's going the lawsuit riches route.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 28, 2025 06:45 PM (tT6L1)

150 Asses? Kicked!

Names? Taken!
Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM

Permanent Records? Marked!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2025 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

151 “Castro-Gill”

I think that’s that local name for a species of garbage fish in the upper Caribbean.

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (wFFVS)

152 Know what I see? About a thousand bars of soap.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (pohLc)

153 Is flour covered by EBT?
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (NMT5x)

Only if it’s fried and covered in rich, creamy high-fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: USDA Nutrition Expert and Cargill Board Member at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (lDb3Z)

154 125 Dr. Phil is part of ICE raids???
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (Gol0p)

Appointment viewing, Anna!

As we speak, Phil is getting instruction on key Spanish phrases, such as: ‘tu madre tambien!’

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (fG8Eu)

155 My pronouns are your imperial majesty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (OS4gH)

156 Do liberals really think this whole 'who's gonna pick your strawberries?' shit makes the crime and debt from illegals ok?

Yeah, a sadistic illegal set my wife on fire in the subway, but at least my pint of strawberries haven't gone through the roof!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM (aOqEy)
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Tapper - like all other liberal - think the only thing Mexicans can do is yardwork and pick lettuce.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Wow, she could do real damage sitting on my face.

Or hips....

Posted by: Stateless...25% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (jvJvP)

158 "You must use the pronoun "we", which is, also, plural. Failing to do this confirms that you have no investment in your attention seeking pronouncements....and little understanding of the English language.
Posted by: Orson"

Wouldn't you say "our pronouns"?

Posted by: Garbage Powered AI Garbage Generator at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

159 This is probably a publicity stunt by a rapper that wants some attention.

"This guy has a Fiat. I'm callin' that guy."

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2)

160 152 Know what I see? About a thousand bars of soap.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (pohLc)

Stuck in her folds of fat...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2025 06:47 PM (VE6XX)

161 I worked as a defense attorney for years. Lyft should keep dragging the case out with motions because Dank is one Twinky away from death

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2025 06:47 PM (6v8aM)

162 Nonbinary queer teacher refers to herself as a scholar, VDH begs to differ.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 06:47 PM (/X/7F)

163 Good answer to the media. The Left want slaves.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2025 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

164 I watched Ted Cruz in a hearing and his questions and the panel's responses seemed to lay the groundwork for an aggressive canal takeover.
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 06:43 PM (rj6Yv)
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I caught a little bit of that as well, and the case for treaty violations is pretty strong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

165 ForkLyft is classic, Pennsyltucky!

or UBER-Uber
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:31 PM

Totally stealing "ForkLyft".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 06:42 PM (Wnv9h)

Formal petition for immediate adoption into the AOSHQ Style Guide!

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (uACWf)

166 If the crotch is dank, you know it stank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (aOqEy)

167 How do you tell the difference between a rapper and a 500 pound tub of shit?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (OS4gH)

168 Steven Miller is Trumps Himmler....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (jQ+5q)

169
Wow, she could do real damage sitting on my face.

Or hips....
Posted by: Stateless...25% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 28, 2025 06:46 PM (jvJvP)

Or pickup truck

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (y9nCu)

170
Morbidly obese mental case "teacher:"

'I want to remind us that George Orwell, in his novel 1984, warned us about limiting how we are allowed to define ourselves and our experiences and how that allows fascism to take root.'

That's actually an exact description of what people like Tubby are up to. Orwell also wrote about control of the population by manipulation of language, such as changing the meanings of words. Words like 'diversity, 'equity,' and 'inclusion.' If you catch my drift, Shamu.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (HLgI3)

171 >>> Christopher Caldwell writes that Trump's first few days were so momentus that we scarcely notice he ended 60 years of government devotion to "Affirmative Action," as ordered by LBJ.

Google has said they will bend the knee, and rename the Gulf of America and Mt McKinley in Google Maps.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but there are so many things the left does, that I assume can't be changed or taken back. So when Trump does it, it feels audacious. But it's just a simple course correction. Trump asks, why not?

It's refreshing, and making me rethink things in my own life I feel are fixed and calcified, but can actually change. It's a golden age for sure!

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (gWBY1)

172 'She is now claiming ‘discrimination.’

Damn right I'm discriminating against her... and any other livestock. I don't haul hogs either but you don't hear them squealing about it.

Posted by: Lyft Driver at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (3wi/L)

173 Hey, that rapper should understand she called a Lyft, not a fork-lyft.

Posted by: LOL at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (u7s6s)

174 Asses? Kicked!

Names? Taken!
Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 06:44 PM

Permanent Records? Marked!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2025 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

Fist? Bumped!

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (uACWf)

175 > My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them.

They ran out of breath after only a couple of sentences. Them should limit theyselves to 1500 calories a day for the next year or so.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (Odg76)

176 Crazy idea here…how’s about using prison labor to pick crops? Or perhaps able-bodied welfare recipients?

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (LxqBJ)

177 He has gone deeper and is now talking about pulling out the progressive cancer by the roots. All the way back to 1913 and the income tax.

This is classic First Turning stuff. The rot and chicanery that accumulated in the last 4 cycles gets removed…one way or another. It’s sort of a Great Reset phase. The beginning of one, anyway.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (fG8Eu)

178 >> How do you tell the difference between a rapper and a 500 pound tub of shit?
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Trick question, there isn’t any.

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (wFFVS)

179 >>This is probably a publicity stunt by a rapper that wants some attention.

>>"This guy has a Fiat. I'm callin' that guy."

I wouldn't let her in my dump truck. That's Puft Marshmallow Man fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (LkLld)

180 The second thing that Benz said was that AOC was a member of USAID. Deployed months in Nigeria and left just weeks from a coup.

So I think we have to consider that AOC might be excellent at playing stupid.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)

181 Steven Miller is Trumps Himmler....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (jQ+5q)

And the Pompatus of Love

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (uACWf)

182
176 Crazy idea here…how’s about using prison labor to pick crops? Or perhaps able-bodied welfare recipients?
Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (LxqBJ

I'm assured Americans are too lazy to do manual labor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (aOqEy)

183 Queer teachers are being targeted and pushed out of their positions.

E X C E L L E N T

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (/X/7F)

184 Now for some cuteness

Ramen Akaneko nyah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewkQ5WTlGLc

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (Gol0p)

185 George
@BehizyTweets • 8h
BREAKING: The Chairman of the Federal Maritime Commission just confirmed all of President Trump's allegations against Panama for violating the Canal Treaty.
He broke down how China now controls it and why it's vital that the United States intervenes before it's too late.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (gWBY1)

186 I'm ashamed to admit it, but there are so many things the left does, that I assume can't be changed or taken back. So when Trump does it, it feels audacious. But it's just a simple course correction. Trump asks, why not?

It's refreshing, and making me rethink things in my own life I feel are fixed and calcified, but can actually change. It's a golden age for sure!
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (gWBY1)
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The Left believes--with some justification--that the ratchet can only move in one direction.

To them it's inconceivable that what they have done can ever be undone.

All it takes is desire and will, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (BpYfr)

187 112 >> My name is Dr. Tracy Castro-Gill, my pronouns are they/them.
———
Wait, you misgendered yourself, bigot! Shouldn’t that be “our name is” and “our pronouns are?”
Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 06:40 PM (wFFVS)
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We are not amused.

Posted by: Her Royal Majesty Queen Victoria at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (QdGJh)

188 Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (LxqBJ)

There’s a guest worker program in place for them.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (fG8Eu)

189 Best position for queer teachers is on their knees in a San Francisco bath house.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (/X/7F)

190 Steven Miller is Trumps Himmler....

better yet Goebbels .. but instead tells the truth.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (jQ+5q)

191 I wouldn't let her in my dump truck. That's Puft Marshmallow Man fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (LkLld)
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She would bottom out the shocks on anything less that a two-ton.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

192 >>This is probably a publicity stunt by a rapper that wants some attention.

>>"This guy has a Fiat. I'm callin' that guy."

I wouldn't let her in my dump truck. That's Puft Marshmallow Man fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (LkLld)
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Then "that's just like saying that you won't give her a ride because she's black!"

(For some--really bad--meanings of "just like")

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

193 Lyft driver then says "Well, if we find my car keys, we can both drive out of here."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (wBaIH)

194 185 George
@BehizyTweets • 8h
BREAKING: The Chairman of the Federal Maritime Commission just confirmed all of President Trump's allegations against Panama for violating the Canal Treaty.
He broke down how China now controls it and why it's vital that the United States intervenes before it's too late.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (gWBY1

We're invading Panama!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (aOqEy)

195 Steven Miller is Trumps Himmler....

better yet Goebbels .. but instead tells the truth.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (jQ+5q)
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He's a joker!

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

196 The idea of the driver of the Lyft saying to the gal, "You've made a mistake. I work for Lyft, not ForkLyft" is genius.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 28, 2025 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

197 Steven Miller is Trumps Himmler....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (jQ+5q)
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He's the sword carrier.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

198 Now for some cuteness

Ramen Akaneko nyah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewkQ5WTlGLc
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM

This is not the black lacy strips we were led to expect yesterday.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2025 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

199 Tapper - like all other liberal - think the only thing Mexicans can do is yardwork and pick lettuce.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Let's not leave out roofing and construction, bigot.

Posted by: Auspex at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (j4U/Z)

200 I didn't know you could get a dump truck through Lyft

Posted by: I Am Curious--Cargo at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (Xss3O)

201 How many people do LYFT with a Ford F-350 and a horse trailer?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (OS4gH)

202 Queer teacher just needs to wait awhile. Trump is going to abolish the Dept of Ed LMAO

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (jQ+5q)

203 >>So I think we have to consider that AOC might be excellent at playing stupid.

Or maybe members of our deep state aren't that smart.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (LkLld)

204 185 George
@BehizyTweets • 8h
BREAKING: The Chairman of the Federal Maritime Commission just confirmed all of President Trump's allegations against Panama for violating the Canal Treaty.
He broke down how China now controls it and why it's vital that the United States intervenes before it's too late.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (gWBY1

We're invading Panama!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (aOqEy)
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A man, a plan, a canal...Panama!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (BpYfr)

205 We're invading Panama!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (aOqEy)
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I'll be reinstated just in time to get a campaign medal!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

206 Doge needs to look at whey we can save to end school busing....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (jQ+5q)

207 Hey, that rapper should understand she called a Lyft, not a fork-lyft.

Posted by: LOL at January 28, 2025 06:48 PM (u7s6s)
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She needs to stop lifting a fork!

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:54 PM (krQz2)

208 60
'
They just confirmed the new head of the Treasury.

He can simply order that all disbursements must be approved by him.

And there is fuck-all a federal judge can do about it.'

That's the way. Ignore these judges's order and say why publicly.

Posted by: Lyft Driver at January 28, 2025 06:54 PM (3wi/L)

209 Did someone say Panama?

Posted by: David Lee Roth at January 28, 2025 06:54 PM (aOqEy)

210 Gad! Dank Demoss. Who threw the liposuction pump into reverse?

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2025 06:54 PM (mADJX)

211 To paraphrase Jim Schoenfeld regarding Castro gill and Dank " have another donut you fat pigs"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2025 06:54 PM (6v8aM)

212 >>So I think we have to consider that AOC might be excellent at playing stupid.

Or maybe members of our deep state aren't that smart.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (LkLld)
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It can be both.

Posted by: Axeman at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)

213 He broke down how China now controls it and why it's vital that the United States intervenes before it's too late.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (gWBY1)

Did you see the tweets about the illegal Chinese rounded up in FL?
All young men. Last year a guy I know told me there were 100 chinese men practicing at the range. This was about an hour outside of Philly.
I told him: that’s a sleeper cell.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (fG8Eu)

214 176 Crazy idea here…how’s about using prison labor to pick crops? Or perhaps able-bodied welfare recipients?
Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 06:49 PM (LxqBJ)

***********

I wouldn't put them at the top of the list, though they'd be on the list. The top of the list should be "disabled queer [insert BIPOC] educator and scholar in [insert state] state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction" persons. The savings in medical costs we'd achieve from the exercise these s/he/its would get would be enormous.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (GMt/Y)

215 Here have a salad.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (OS4gH)

216 Does the rapper's dating profile state she's very interested in forking on the first date?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

217 that woman is disgusting

stomach-turning
how do you let yourself turn into that

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (AOsQT)

218 “Detroit rapper”

Stop right there. No one can be expected to offer a ride to that in itself. .

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (wFFVS)

219 >>> We're invading Panama!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (aOqEy)

=====

Hot shoes. Burning down the avenue!
Oh, wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 28, 2025 06:56 PM (JfxgE)

220 Now try to imagine Jazzy DJ Dank Moss on a slip and slide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:56 PM (Gol0p)

221 217 that woman is disgusting

stomach-turning
how do you let yourself turn into that
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (AOsQT)

Easy. Everyone tells you you're amazing and beautiful instead of pulling you aside and being honest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:56 PM (aOqEy)

222 Donald the Red !!!!!!!

President Trump’s Acting Attorney General fired Eric Holder’s prosecutor pal Molly Gaston, according to investigative Paul Sperry.

Molly Gaston is the left-wing prosecutor who let disgraced FBI official Andrew McCabe off the hook.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (jQ+5q)

223 Or maybe members of our deep state aren't that smart.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 06:53 PM (LkLld)
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These people are so stupid that they announce their tactics before they use them. They are so convinced of their smartness, they gloat before the engagement even starts.

Malicious compliance doesn't work in a merit-based environment. Recall Curtis LeMay "I have neither the time nor the inclination to sort between the incompetent and the merely unfortunate."

So do your retarded interpretation of the order, and yes, build your defense on the ground that you are too stupid to follow simple instructions. Go with that.

And enjoy the resulting demotion or termination thanks to your own testimony.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

224 We have Airborne guys who know the jungles of Panama better than any Panamanian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (OS4gH)

225 Obama's Weird Sisters need to be prosecuted.

Posted by: Bubble Bubble Prosecute & Prison at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (Xss3O)

226 185 George
@BehizyTweets • 8h
BREAKING: The Chairman of the Federal Maritime Commission just confirmed all of President Trump's allegations against Panama for violating the Canal Treaty.
He broke down how China now controls it and why it's vital that the United States intervenes before it's too late.
Posted by: LizLem
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We will have the Panama Canal and extra territorial jurisdiction around it. We may also take Panama back and make it a territory.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (/X/7F)

227 222 Donald the Red !!!!!!!

President Trump’s Acting Attorney General fired Eric Holder’s prosecutor pal Molly Gaston, according to investigative Paul Sperry.

Molly Gaston is the left-wing prosecutor who let disgraced FBI official Andrew McCabe off the hook.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (jQ+5q)

It's the Red Wedding but it just keeps going.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (aOqEy)

228
Heh, the loons are calling Karoline Levitt "Baghdad Barbie", and now I see Kristi Noem is "ICE Barbie".

Me, I'm digging these Barbies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (w6EFb)

229 I wouldn't put them at the top of the list, though they'd be on the list. The top of the list should be "disabled queer [insert BIPOC] educator and scholar in [insert state] state with my expertise on curriculum and instruction" persons. The savings in medical costs we'd achieve from the exercise these s/he/its would get would be enormous.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (GMt/Y)
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We're literally going back to canal work vs bullet, aren't we?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

230 That top picture. It looks like Margaret Brennan's Tourette Syndrome went into overdrive.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (mADJX)

231 There was a gal almost the size in handcuffs and leg chains walking down the aisle in the courthouse the other day.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (bBNPJ)

232 The EPA was created by Executive Order. Just saying.

And while the 'splodey heads are 'sploding, Congress can work on a repeal of Department of Education Organization Act (Public Law 96-8

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (i24o9)

233 Still won't let me show that image to those without accounts

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (Gol0p)

234 The rapper probably needs a liberal application of engine oil to the insides of her thighs just to walk

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM (AOsQT)

235 There's no stopping niw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 06:59 PM (OS4gH)

236 Now try to imagine Jazzy DJ Dank Moss on a slip and slide.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:56 PM (Gol0p)
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It would like a dam failing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)

237
This post could have been titled "Blubber Cafe."

It would be cool to trick one of porkers into believing that a flood was coming fast, and the only way to save themselves was to run up three flights of stairs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2025 06:59 PM (Ijbq0)

238 Panama's back on the menu, boys!

Posted by: Return of the King at January 28, 2025 06:59 PM (gWBY1)

239 Does that fat savage Dank even know how to drive or how a automobile works? Fat, disgusting pig has no self respect and no will power.

Posted by: Zombie Milton T. Simmons, Fag at January 28, 2025 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

240 >> Heh, the loons are calling Karoline Levitt "Baghdad Barbie", and now I see Kristi Noem is "ICE Barbie".

Me, I'm digging these Barbies.
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Puzzling, because after the “Barbie” movie we are meant to believe Barbie is awesome. Cool it with the misogyny, bro!

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 07:00 PM (wFFVS)

241 Some one should develop a land tugboat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:00 PM (OS4gH)

242 I'm happy with this new trend of slapping the media around in every interview.

Everyone is doing it!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 07:01 PM (aOqEy)

243 That rapper girl won't live long enough to collect if she wins her case. A human heart can only work that hard for a short time.

Posted by: esteve at January 28, 2025 07:01 PM (weH2K)

244 We will have the Panama Canal and extra territorial jurisdiction around it. We may also take Panama back and make it a territory.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (/X/7F)

Soon to be known as "Donama" and the "Donama Canal"

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 07:01 PM (NMT5x)

245 Put some Exxon executive over the EPA.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:01 PM (OS4gH)

246 How cute, she thinks 1984 was about fascism and not communism.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at January 28, 2025 07:01 PM (7kSOl)

247 Ya wanna eat? Then, you work.
That thing isn’t earning a paycheck to buy her food. We’re paying for it. Was it gov Ventura who made it where the state welfare couldn’t be used to buy crap food? Can’t that be done? Why not? Nobody needs ho-ho cakes and soda pop

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:01 PM (LxqBJ)

248 Now try to imagine Jazzy DJ Dank Moss on a slip and slide.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:56 PM (Gol0p)
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Her running into a lake would produce a bigger bow wave than the launch of the Yamato.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:02 PM (ZOv7s)

249 >> Some one should develop a land tugboat.
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DeMoss should change her moniker to Boaty McBoatface.

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 07:02 PM (wFFVS)

250 There was a gal almost the size in handcuffs and leg chains walking down the aisle in the courthouse the other day.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2025 06:58 PM

Oyez, oyez, oyez!

- Fat Albert

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 07:02 PM (Wnv9h)

251 We're not going to invade Panama. Trump is going to make them an offer they can't refuse.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 07:02 PM (/X/7F)

252 185 George
@BehizyTweets • 8h
BREAKING: The Chairman of the Federal Maritime Commission just confirmed all of President Trump's allegations against Panama for violating the Canal Treaty.
He broke down how China now controls it and why it's vital that the United States intervenes before it's too late.
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 06:50 PM (gWBY1

We're invading Panama!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 06:51 PM (aOqEy)

The panel stated that the original Canal Treaty agreement was made when Hong Kong was still a British Crown Colony. So when Hong Kong was later swallowed whole by the PRC, the two massive Chinese container ports on the Pacific and Atlantic entry points became part of the CCP' empire. The PRC port on the Pacific side (Balboa) is the same size as the Port of Houston (TX), and the PRC port on the Atlantic side is the size of the Port of Miami (Florida).

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 07:02 PM (rj6Yv)

253 Some one should develop a land tugboat.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:00 PM (OS4gH)
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My boat has lots of tugging!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 28, 2025 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

254 >That rapper girl won't live long enough to collect if she wins her case. A human heart can only work that hard for a short time.

Posted by: esteve
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she will definitely stroke out before she hits the quarter ton mark

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 07:03 PM (AOsQT)

255 President Trump just fired a bunch of USAID employees

we have decided to put a number of USAID employees on administrative leave with full pay and benefits
......

Sorry, that's not "firing". That's vacation.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

256 Some one should develop a land tugboat.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:00 PM

Nyet!!!

Posted by: Every Volga Boatman Ever at January 28, 2025 07:03 PM (Wnv9h)

257 Do the dinks have any military assets in the Canal Zone?

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (AOsQT)

258 Look, even Jabba the Hutt won’t return her calls.

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (wFFVS)

259 243 That rapper girl won't live long enough to collect if she wins her case. A human heart can only work that hard for a short time.
Posted by: esteve
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Her thigh is bigger than the average Guatamalan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (/X/7F)

260 everybody's a "Rapper"

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2025 06:21 PM (KRtlO)
________________

Yep. The "c" is silent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

261 Guatemalan

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (/X/7F)

262 240 >>
Puzzling, because after the “Barbie” movie we are meant to believe Barbie is awesome. Cool it with the misogyny, bro!
Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 07:00 PM (wFFVS)

Old feminist habits die hard. Also, women who don’t have the same politics forfeit the right to be considered women in good standing, the way black conservatives can be called “house (Spanish word for black” but if you said that about anyone on their side…

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (7kSOl)

263 Sorry, that's not "firing". That's vacation.
Posted by: wth

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Honestly, it is better for the country if they are not there. Next step is firing but he is being strategic.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (F2NBk)

264 I am the first to admit that I know almost nothing about the current rap scene, such as it is but why are all these viral stories about people that are unknown? I drew a couple comic books in my life, does that qualify me to be identified as comic book writer and illustrator? Don't you have to actually be established in a profession before you can claim it like you make a living at it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (2VST1)

265 I see Senator Lindsey Graham has been flying his RINO flag the last couple of days, condemning the J6 pardons and calling for an investigation into the removal of John Bolton's security detail.

I think he's just feeling cranky because Obama didn't ask him out.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2025 07:05 PM (mADJX)

266 Those last pictures. Not sure Oregon Dept of Transportation has enough explosive for that whale of a carcass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 06:20 PM (Gol0p)
___________________

She's food insecure!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

267 Sorry, that's not "firing". That's vacation.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
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That is the first step in the process.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)

268
Re-occupying the Canal Zone would also be a way to cut the land route from Colombia that a lot of the illegal alien invaders are using. Traffic which, come to think of it, Panama is allowing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 28, 2025 07:05 PM (Ijbq0)

269 I do hope that all of these suspended USAID, and everyone else fired or suspended also have their security clearances pulled, department computers and phones taken away and access to buildings and computer systems by remote cancelled.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 28, 2025 07:05 PM (IzKeh)

270
Panama is all about Chyna's sneaking control of it. Chicom companies control the ports of entry there, and also they are constructing a bridge over the Canal, which they are deliberately slow-walking to use a leverage.

Whoops, can't go through, bridge construction. You'll have to wait or pay more money.

Trump is going to force them to boot the Chicoms or limit their interference with normal operations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 07:06 PM (w6EFb)

271 China doesn't have a blue water navy. Numerous and small ships. Their carriers need shore based planes to provide air cap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:06 PM (OS4gH)

272 Oooo...Baby. He done did not let me off in dat whip of his. No whats I'm sayin? I be kickin him to da curb though for reelz! I be gwan to get me some chikens and some kool aides baby for reelz...purple!

Posted by: Dank DeMoss at January 28, 2025 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

273 247 Ya wanna eat? Then, you work.
That thing isn’t earning a paycheck to buy her food. We’re paying for it. Was it gov Ventura who made it where the state welfare couldn’t be used to buy crap food? Can’t that be done? Why not? Nobody needs ho-ho cakes and soda pop
Posted by: Euro

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I would be dollars to donuts, but all the donuts seem to have disappeared. But dollars to whatever foodstuff you wish, she is on SS disability. She is paid well to be fat.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:06 PM (F2NBk)

274 >We're invading Panama!

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Again!

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 07:06 PM (AOsQT)

275 Is the news bimbo in the Vance-compilation image having a stroke? Or does she just like to mimic Jim Carrey?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 28, 2025 07:06 PM (aXxgO)

276 Her attorneys are suing Lyft on grounds that "It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying 'I don't want black people in my...

As an analogy, it's like not letting an airplane-load of morbidly obese passengers and their luggage (which could cause the plane to be unable to take-off and crash at the end of the runway) being the same as saying "we don't allow messycans on the plane"?...well assuming they aren't morbidly obese messycans with diabeetus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

277 >> Senator Lindsey Graham has been flying his RINO flag the last couple of days
———
Can you imagine what kind of private life that fairy has? It makes “Midnight Cowboy” look wholesome.

Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM (wFFVS)

278 268
Re-occupying the Canal Zone would also be a way to cut the land route from Colombia that a lot of the illegal alien invaders are using. Traffic which, come to think of it, Panama is allowing.
Posted by: Semi-Literate

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nah, they would ferry around, paid for by NGOs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM (F2NBk)

279 NGL, with those blinds in the background, Brennan looks like a character from The Office in those screenshots.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM (7kSOl)

280 The lady up top with all the expressions? I think that's her sex face at the 3 o'clock position

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM (AOsQT)

281 Lyft bumper sticker:

NO FAT CHICKS

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

282 The old line was "roll her in dough and look for the wet spots". I don't think that would work with Dank, she'd eat the dough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2025 07:08 PM (6v8aM)

283 we have decided to put a number of USAID employees on administrative leave with full pay and benefits
________________

Should've been half-pay at most.

In any case, complete your investigation this week, then fire them if/when you find out that they in fact what they're accused of.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

284 1999 - worked in Honduras and El Salvador. Most of the textile and medical supply mfgs were owned and run by Chinese…Chi-Fung and Dragon Maya
They’ve been there a long time

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:08 PM (LxqBJ)

285 The Danke Demoss Anomaly shifts the Earth's center of gravity appx. 12 cm. towards Detroit.

This is known.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2025 07:09 PM (fV+MH)

286 I am sorry if there are any fattys on these grey boxes.
I have deep sympathy for people with weight problems, so nothing personal --

But we really need to fat shame these people so much that they stop eating. First get rid of those fat-carts at the walmart. Second, start pressing charges against anyone who buys them food (door dash, relatives, Amazon,...) for endangering their welfare. Third, charge them by the pound to travel.

Also STOP with the SSDI disability cash for people who eat themselves sick. (That is a thing, believe it or not.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:09 PM (F2NBk)

287 Did you see the tweets about the illegal Chinese rounded up in FL?
All young men. Last year a guy I know told me there were 100 chinese men practicing at the range. This was about an hour outside of Philly.
I told him: that’s a sleeper cell.
Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 06:55 PM (fG8Eu)

not a very good one if they are moving as a group and acting suspicious.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 07:09 PM (n7h9X)

288 "Plus Size" female rapper filing a lawsuit against Lyft for refusing her service due to her size.

She ain't plus size...when she walks, this happens...
https://youtu.be/Eq16Q8UdvSg

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 28, 2025 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

289 China doesn't have a blue water navy. Numerous and small ships. Their carriers need shore based planes to provide air cap.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:06 PM (OS4gH)
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Yes, this is a way for Trump to have a dominant strategic position to force a standoff, one China cannot win.

By the way, if you want to learn more about China's military capabilities, I know this cool book...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)

290 >Can you imagine what kind of private life that fairy has? It makes “Midnight Cowboy” look wholesome.

Posted by: electronic means
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Lindsey Graham is the:

_ pitcher
_ catcher

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 07:09 PM (AOsQT)

291 nah, they would ferry around, paid for by NGOs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM (F2NBk)
________________

With money they're not going to have much longer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

292 Can you imagine what kind of private life that fairy has? It makes “Midnight Cowboy” look wholesome.
Posted by: electronic means at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM

That guy's so far in the closet he's stepping on Mr. Tumnus's hooves.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (Wnv9h)

293 282 The old line was "roll her in dough and look for the wet spots". I don't think that would work with Dank, she'd eat the dough
Posted by: Smell the Glove

No, you have to wait for her to pee and then follow it upstream.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (F2NBk)

294 Acting AG McHenry fired 12 attorneys who worked under Jack Smith.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (paSBy)

295 He-hee! You can tell the exact moment Jake knew he lost the battle- when he picked up his papers and curtly shuffled them. Idiot.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (33LJY)

296 Lyft bumper sticker:

NO FAT CHICKS
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

Need an international sign with a red diagonal line.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (rj6Yv)

297 Its a massacree.

Posted by: Garbage Powered AI Garbage Generator at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

298 281 Lyft bumper sticker:

NO FAT CHICKS

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

You've seen those signs: "Must be THIS TALL to go on this ride"?
"You must be less than this WEIGHT to go on this Lyft"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

299 "Senate Democrats vote against Republican-led bill aimed at sanctioning officials from the International Criminal Court..final vote 54-45..."

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK)

300 Love, have always loved, Stephen Miller.

Also, Dank has not seen her kneecaps since Nixon was in office. Woah. Dat's a big pronoun.

The Dims and MSM have had a gasp of oxygen and outrage. It's not going to matter. Go scream at the sky.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (gi+MR)

301 297 Its a massacree.

It better be an Alice’s Restaurant massacree.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (7kSOl)

302 "BREAKING: President Trump just fired a bunch of USAID employees for conspiring to secretly send further foreign aid without approval."

Well, yes and no. Administrative leave with pay isn't exactly fired. But if it's the first required step to termination, then we'll allow it.

But, yeah, in this day and age of permanent employment in the administrative state, it's a nice development to have even gone this far. If only the GOPe had found its balls thirty years ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (aXxgO)

303 Don't you have to actually be established in a profession before you can claim it like you make a living at it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:04 PM (2VST1)

Uh,mmmm, Let's see,mmmmm...Uh...No.

Culo!

Posted by: Pitbull at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

304 That thing isn’t earning a paycheck to buy her food. We’re paying for it. Was it gov Ventura who made it where the state welfare couldn’t be used to buy crap food? Can’t that be done? Why not? Nobody needs ho-ho cakes and soda pop
Posted by: Euro
_________________

The recipients convert their welfare largesse into cash, and they THEN buy ho-hos and soda pop, thereby making clear that they are stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

305 The lady up top with all the expressions? I think that's her sex face at the 3 o'clock position
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 07:07 PM (AOsQT)
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The 6 o'clock is when she see the D.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

306 And I’m not looking up Midnight Cowboy. Urban Cowboy was bad enough

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (LxqBJ)

307 295 He-hee! You can tell the exact moment Jake knew he lost the battle- when he picked up his papers and curtly shuffled them. Idiot.
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (33LJY)

But, but, but! He's wearing is big by "makes me look smart" nerd glasses!

That was some angry paper pounding!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 07:12 PM (gi+MR)

308 that woman is disgusting

stomach-turning
how do you let yourself turn into that
Posted by: Don Black
.......

First you have your butt transplanted onto your stomach.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

309 295 He-hee! You can tell the exact moment Jake knew he lost the battle- when he picked up his papers and curtly shuffled them. Idiot.
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (33LJY)

I almost read it as “curly shuffled”. That would be a sight to behold. Nyaaaaaaaaah!

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at January 28, 2025 07:13 PM (7kSOl)

310 The Danke Demoss Anomaly shifts the Earth's center of gravity appx. 12 cm. towards Detroit.
_________________

If she slips in the bathtub she generates a tsunami.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

311 The recipients convert their welfare largesse into cash, and they THEN buy ho-hos and soda pop, thereby making clear that they are stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
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My understanding is that they run the appropriate foods, then sell them back to the clerk at a deep discount for cash.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)

312 Mark Dice gets in Jim Acosta's face from 2019.

https://youtu.be/s7CueoDwZsI

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2025 07:14 PM (Q8Bj8)

313 >>>Trump is going to force them to boot the Chicoms or limit their interference with normal operations.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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He shut down their Embassy's (spy centers) in Houston and San Francisco and ran a ton of them back to China. We're going to get the canal and there will be some kind of deal about those ports.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 07:14 PM (/X/7F)

314 The 6 o'clock is when she see the D.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:11 PM

The one at top left is a moment later.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 07:14 PM (Wnv9h)

315 The irony is Urban cowboy is the one who hunted for D while married to Kelly FREAKING Preston.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2025 07:14 PM (fV+MH)

316 Do retired Generals usually get security details ?

Posted by: It's me donna

The JCS get a SS detail. I was at something where the USMC commandant was speaking and got to chat with his SS detail for about ten minutes while the cmdt was on stage. Usually, they put the older more experienced, or sometimes disabled through injuries, age, just basic slowing down, on the details of the less important people that get security. At least that was what this SS dude told me. I didn't ask, but he appeared maybe 30 pounds overweight, walked with a limp, but was ALL COP in his demeanor and the way he carried himself.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 28, 2025 07:14 PM (MsrgL)

317 Chicanx is such a nu-left stupid word. How do you even pronounce that??? Chick-anks? Why would you adopt that??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:15 PM (2VST1)

318 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:16 PM (2VST1)

319 Chi-CON-ecks? Sounds like a fictional evil oil or pharmaceutical company in some 80s cyberpunk novel.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at January 28, 2025 07:16 PM (7kSOl)

320 These people are so stupid that they announce their tactics before they use them. They are so convinced of their smartness, they gloat before the engagement even starts.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

The Pentagon even gave Russia 6 month's notice of the Grand Offensive to entrench and mine the entire Ukraine front

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 07:16 PM (n7h9X)

321 He shut down their Embassy's (spy centers) in Houston and San Francisco and ran a ton of them back to China. We're going to get the canal and there will be some kind of deal about those ports.
Posted by: Braenyard

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The only deal that would work long term (Next time a dem is President) is US ownership and US military running operations. No deal short of that will be secure.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:16 PM (F2NBk)

322 Karoline Leavitt went binderless at the press conference today. So sexy.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2025 07:17 PM (Q8Bj8)

323 318 - sawzalll thru the wall, probably

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:17 PM (LxqBJ)

324 Here's a link to Trump's EO dated today, called "Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation":

https://tinyurl.com/No-Mo-Dick-Chop

Yes, I do indeed enjoy Tiny Url's feature that allows me to name my link.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2025 07:17 PM (BRvvM)

325 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
......

Cleanup is a bitch.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

326 318 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue. - Christopher R Taylor

I was thinking dynamite, but then I remembered the incident with that beached whale.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2025 07:18 PM (mADJX)

327
Dank DeMoss

There is morbidly obese...then there are those who, apparently, pursue that state. A fashion consultant ain't going to help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 07:18 PM (XeU6L)

328 Place tariffs on food stamps.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (OS4gH)

329 319 Chi-CON-ecks? Sounds like a fictional evil oil or pharmaceutical company in some 80s cyberpunk novel.

k'nex > chi-CON-ecks

Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (sGtp+)

330 I looked up its picture so you don't have to. Tracy Castro-Gill is a heffalump.

I am now drinking a Quilter's Irish Death for brain-bleach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (8zz6B)

331 "Senate Democrats vote against Republican-led bill aimed at sanctioning officials from the International Criminal Court..final vote 54-45..."
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Republicans just can't break the habit of LOSING--it took several defectors for that final vote tally (and one didn't vote at all).

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (TN0g+)

332 He-hee! You can tell the exact moment Jake knew he lost the battle- when he picked up his papers and curtly shuffled them. Idiot.
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 28, 2025 07:10 PM (33LJY)

But, but, but! He's wearing is big by "makes me look smart" nerd glasses!

That was some angry paper pounding!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 07:12 PM

That was an epic beat down. He knew his argument was utterly destroyed and he had an on air tantrum. I am shocked they didn't cut the feed when he started taking his anger out on those poor papers. I am fairly certain that was a cue for cnn to cut the feed but they didn't do it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (Rcnd3)

333 I was thinking dynamite, but then I remembered the incident with that beached whale.

It sounds good at first, then you realize its just a bigger cleanup. Like baking bread.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (2VST1)

334 245 Put some Exxon executive over the EPA.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:01 PM (OS4gH)

The last guy from Exxon shit the bed … soooo, no!

Posted by: browndog with an empty bowl at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (TTAGa)

335 Everyone is an aspiring rapper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:20 PM (OS4gH)

336 Chicanx is such a nu-left stupid word. How do you even pronounce that??? Chick-anks? Why would you adopt that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:15 PM (2VST1)

They decided that putting an X to replace a gender ending in Spanish was totally cool.

Nobody agrees.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

337 314 bottom right is her reaction to "Do you do butt stuff?"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2025 07:21 PM (wBaIH)

338 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue. - Christopher R Taylor
_________________

Imagine the LA fire dyke encountering her in a burning building. She'd have excuse for not trying to wrassle her ass out of the building.

If the paramedic team can't get to her with a forklift they better be prepared for some kick-ass hernias.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

339 Lyft? How are we supposed to do that?

Posted by: Lyft, Inc. at January 28, 2025 07:21 PM (33Cgj)

340 ----------

The only deal that would work long term (Next time a dem is President) is US ownership and US military running operations. No deal short of that will be secure.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please,
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Sell the big port to Miami and the little port to Houston.

Equanimity!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 07:21 PM (/X/7F)

341 Sorry, that's not "firing". That's vacation.
Posted by: wth

Baby steps. Firing can happen next week

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2025 07:21 PM (hB7mE)

342 285 The Danke Demoss Anomaly shifts the Earth's center of gravity appx. 12 cm. towards Detroit.

wasn't that an episode of the big bang theory?

Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (sGtp+)

343 I looked up its picture so you don't have to. Tracy Castro-Gill is a heffalump.
_________________

I looked it up too. She's the parallel universe's Mexican weather girl.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

344 The President is offering federal workers a buyout deal.

Employees who resign will receive full pay and benefits through September.

Exclusions for some military, immigration, postal, and national security personnel.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (rj6Yv)

345 No, you have to wait for her to pee and then follow it upstream.
Posted by: Gentlemen
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A sort of morbid curiosity wonders how she does that. I mean, are there toilets that accomodate such creatures? I can't imagine a wall-hung toilet that could deal with 500 lbs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

346 They decided that putting an X to replace a gender ending in Spanish was totally cool.

These are the people who would be horrified to discover that most languages have gendered nouns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)

347 Stephen Miller is great. He's got black eyes, like a shark. Like a doll's eyes.

He gives no shits and slings it exactly as he should. I love it.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2025 07:23 PM (BRvvM)

348 330 I looked up its picture so you don't have to. Tracy Castro-Gill is a heffalump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 07:19 PM (8zz6B)

Now we know who stole Pooh’s hunny.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at January 28, 2025 07:23 PM (7kSOl)

349 338 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue. - Christopher R Taylor
_________________

Imagine the LA fire dyke encountering her in a burning building. She'd have excuse for not trying to wrassle her ass out of the building.

If the paramedic team can't get to her with a forklift they better be prepared for some kick-ass hernias.

sawzall

Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2025 07:23 PM (sGtp+)

350 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 07:23 PM (i24o9)

351 Imagine the LA fire dyke encountering her in a burning building.

Isn't fat exothermic? RUN!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2025 07:23 PM (+9G3c)

352 but the EO about transing minors is THE BEST

I am so, so thankful
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2025 06:26 PM (Pv3Rg)

Does it require than any person who transes a minor be thrown into a wood chipper? Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 07:23 PM (8zz6B)

353 On the Fat Raper chick? There is NO way a normal seatbelt would fit around her... and as the driver is held responsible for passengers wearing said seat belts, he could get a ticket... thus... it was a SAFETY Issue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2025 07:24 PM (QAkQ3)

354 314 bottom right is her reaction to "Do you do butt stuff?"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2025 07:21 PM (wBaIH)
_________________

Top right is her reaction when JD unzips and whips it out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 28, 2025 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

355 hermano
hermana
hermanx

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

356 Chica-nickie?

So *that* is how "chicanx" is pronounced?

Hooookay then...

I had no idea. Never heard anyone say it out loud before.

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2025 07:25 PM (YoCnN)

357 Wonder how many Lyfts she had to call before someone said "no" enabling her to sue

Posted by: Crabgrass Farmer at January 28, 2025 07:26 PM (CTUih)

358 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:16 PM (2VST1)

They'll have to knock down a wall and use one of those specialized trucks used to transport whales between aquariums.

Posted by: Beautiful at any size at January 28, 2025 07:26 PM (URPBf)

359 Jill, when is my next flight on Air Force One to go get ice cream in Philadelphia or Detroit? It has been a long time. Why is that?

Posted by: Joe at January 28, 2025 07:26 PM (aBgBM)

360 wasn't that an episode of the big bang theory?

*laugh track triggers*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)

361 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue. - Christopher R Taylor
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I know of an instance where the EMTs had to fetch the FD to chainsaw out a section of wall to transport the woman out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 07:27 PM (XeU6L)

362 These are the people who would be horrified to discover that most languages have gendered nouns
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)

Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet?

Latin even has three of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 07:29 PM (n7h9X)

363 @331

>>Republicans just can't break the habit of LOSING--it took several defectors for that final vote tally (and one didn't vote at all).

The GOP, in the main, is an illegitimate political party.

The GOP congress is at a retreat in Doral planning how they are going to handle budgeting for this year, so after years of people decrying massive omnibus spending bills, and wanting to get back to regular order and multiple tailored and prioritized appropriations bills, which way do you think they have decided to go?

F**king clownshow party.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2025 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

364 "She is now claiming 'discrimination.'"

Jury: Yes, the driver rightly discriminated against you like s/he'd discriminate against an elephant or hippo. He's at risk of losing his/her livelihood if your excess weight breaks his seats or destroys his suspension. Maybe if you requested a pick-up of sufficient size or a panel truck, they might've delivered you to your destination.

Discrimination is not, by default, a crime or violation of your civil rights. Discrimination is necessary, essential actually, in navigating life.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 28, 2025 07:31 PM (aXxgO)

365 >>> Chicanx is such a nu-left stupid word. How do you even pronounce that??? Chick-anks? Why would you adopt that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:15 PM (2VST1)

Adam Carolla said his mom did Chicano studies when she was in school. I'm sure it's that, with the Latinx flavor since the lady does not identify as being from Latin America, but Mexico. So Chee-CON-x for a pronunciation?

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 07:34 PM (gWBY1)

366 Chicanx? Latinx isn’t good enough?

Also, just for curiosity’s sake, why must these female human mountains insist on wearing clothes that expose as much of the bulges and rolls as possible? Is it because they can’t afford tent makers?

Posted by: RebeccaH at January 28, 2025 07:34 PM (Nvors)

367 These are the people who would be horrified to discover that most languages have gendered nouns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor '

And that the very concept of "gender" is one only applicable to language, and not to human reproductive systems.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2025 07:34 PM (BRvvM)

368 >>> These are the people who would be horrified to discover that most languages have gendered nouns
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)

German has three: he, she, it. If the LGBT community is willing to standardize their madness so that we have just three, not one hundred, genders, I'm willing to concede that we call them "It" as a third gender.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 07:37 PM (gWBY1)

369 Chicken Necks

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2025 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

370
Binders full of women to women without binders.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 07:39 PM (w6EFb)

371 The world has gone mad when we endure the insane and treat them as worthy of respect and our time. They should be confined where they can do no harm to themselves or others.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at January 28, 2025 07:48 PM (bXvrr)

372 "I want to remind us that George Orwell, in his novel 1984, warned us about limiting how we are allowed to define ourselves and our experiences and how that allows fascism to take root."

I want to remind the readers Geroge Orwell said no such fucking thing.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (nLFEI)

373 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:16 PM (2VST1)

Captain Ahab, he know de wey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 07:51 PM (8zz6B)

374 "I want to remind us that George Orwell, in his novel 1984, warned us about limiting how we are allowed to define ourselves and our experiences and how that allows fascism to take root."

What George Orwell said is don't let the fucking government tell you what words mean. specially don't allow them to make up new words or change the meaning of old words.

Like changing the word Chicano to Chicanx then pretending it never changed, and it was always that word.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 28, 2025 07:52 PM (nLFEI)

375 Chicano to Chicanx to Chex Mix. It's a cereal conspiracy Jerry!

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 28, 2025 07:53 PM (nLFEI)

376 373 The really sad part about that um, "rapper" woman is that when she inevitably eats herself to death, some poor bastard paramedic team is gonna have to figure out how to forklift her out of the house to the morgue.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:16 PM (2VST1)

What's really sad is on the way to the hospital, she wakes up and eats the paramedics. That has obviously happened a few times already.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 28, 2025 07:55 PM (nLFEI)

377 Why do I keep thinking we're living through "Mars Attacks"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTRdpW8oZA

Posted by: Beverly at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (Epeb0)

378 So that… rappin’ land whale… probably won’t survive long enough to see the end of that lawsuit unless a decent judge laughs her prodigious ass out of court. Can you imagine trying to squeeze that unholy mess in and out of your vehicle? There are parts of that… broad… that haven’t been touched by soap in years. How does she even wipe dat ass?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (GUxWu)

379 This looks interesting …

Soon you will all hear the name "Chief Woody" in the news after President Trump and the new VA Secretary Doug Collins read the letter I recently sent to the President at his White House address. I'm about to blow a ton of bureaucrats out of the water at the VA. I warned them one day that anyone who covered up the crimes against me and many other Veterans will all one day wish they had never heard my name. I served for 22 years as a flight engineer on the P3 aircraft platform logging over 10K flight hours. At the pinnacle of my career I was the Top Gun instructor flight engineer and model manager for the EP3 Surveillance & Reconnaissance spy plane aircraft fleet. They absolutely picked on the wrong warrior. I keep my promises. Now it's my turn.

The Chief has spoken!

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2025 08:32 PM (GITLP)

380 Doest rapping imply breathing?
Disgusting pig

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 28, 2025 09:15 PM (XLfSN)

381 In recent years, hemp-based products have gained immense popularity due to their potential health benefits, natural appeal, and progressive legal landscape surrounding hemp-derived compounds.

Posted by: Fay Rickett at January 29, 2025 01:51 AM (GNxA4)

382 Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and
gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off
topic but I had to tell someone!

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