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Sean Duffy Confirmed as Secretary of Transportation

I sure hope Pete Bootyjudge left him a letter explaining all that he knows about transportation and months long undisclosed vacations in Porto, Portugal.

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM




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1 Meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2025 01:15 PM (W2Pud)

2 Winning is great, isn't it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2025 01:15 PM (W2Pud)

3 I'm so glad the grownups are back in charge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (kgE5c)

4 I thought Sean Duffy was in prison for his sex parties.

Posted by: Dyslexic Guy at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (FC8SQ)

5 First?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (w9Wax)

6 And the liberal tears and temper tantrums on local
Seattle media makes me grin

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (W2Pud)

7 And the liberal tears and temper tantrums on local
Seattle media makes me grin
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM


The wailing and gnashing of teeth here in Boston is great, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 01:17 PM (kgE5c)

8 That fucking senate better never ever take a recess, not for a minute, not for a second.

Team Trump is ready to appoint Tulsi and Bobby with light speed if they do.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 28, 2025 01:17 PM (KiBMU)

9 Tell Pete to pack his sh*t.

Posted by: mishdog at January 28, 2025 01:18 PM (F0UNL)

10 Like how Trump went to NC and deployed the army corps of engineers to get things rebuilt, Sean Duffy will need to take some time to undo the damage of his predecessor.

He needs to head to East Palestine stat and show the people there how the Trump SecDef won't abandon them.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 01:18 PM (gWBY1)

11 Patel, Gabbard and RFKJr still need to be confirmed.

Work still left to be done.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2025 01:18 PM (lUhzf)

12 Sean Duffy> Pete Buttgiggler

100% more competent, 100% less buggery

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2025 01:19 PM (6v8aM)

13 We gotta get Ace and the Cobs in that Press Room.

I have spoken.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:19 PM (FNJLH)

14 I look forward to the position being handled with the level of competence that I don't have to know who is the Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: American Hawkman at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (9VDxG)

15 Wow. The spokesperson upgrade from the previous lesbian mop...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (wiKCl)

16 Willowed

589 Press Sec says PDT told her to report all the drones seen over NJ had FAA permission to be in the airspaces.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (aBgBM)

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (aBgBM)

17 Like how Trump went to NC and deployed the army corps of engineers to get things rebuilt, Sean Duffy will need to take some time to undo the damage of his predecessor.

There's new video on X of a line of trucks as far as the eye can see arriving in western NC. Beautiful.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

18 I thought Sean Duffy was in prison for his sex parties.
Posted by: Dyslexic Guy at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (FC8SQ)

No, I thought he shot is brother, J.R. in the shower.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (7Z8OX)

19 Since we're all Nazis according to the Left, I suppose it's time to introduce the US Autobahn.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (dIske)

20 We gotta get Ace and the Cobs in that Press Room.

I have spoken.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:19 PM (FNJLH)

With a reserved seat covered in luxurious hobo pelts.

Posted by: pookysgirl would love to do this at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (Wt5PA)

21 Daaaaamn. I like this Press Secretary.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:21 PM (FNJLH)

22 16 Willowed

589 Press Sec says PDT told her to report all the drones seen over NJ had FAA permission to be in the airspaces.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (aBgBM)

So, it was a psych op by our own country to get that one law passed?

Glad to see my instincts are still spot on...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2025 01:21 PM (exHjb)

23 So, do I comment on the 1:11 or 1:15 posting.
I'm so bad at this shit.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 28, 2025 01:21 PM (4780s)

24 Does Sean know how to change a tire? If so, big improvement.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 28, 2025 01:21 PM (Wg6v7)

25 Patel, Gabbard and RFKJr still need to be confirmed.

Work still left to be done.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2025 01:18 PM (lUhzf)


Confirmation tracker: https://is.gd/QbHyVy

This only shows the biggies. I assume most of them are pro forma unless some Dem wets their panties over it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2025 01:21 PM (ExV1e)

26 Since we're all Nazis according to the Left, I suppose it's time to introduce the US Autobahn.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM


I'll settle for an electric auto ban.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (kgE5c)

27 Sean Duffy> Pete Buttgiggler

100% more competent, 100% less buggery
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Now maybe I will be able to drive across state lines without breaking an axle.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

28 Tell Pete to pack his sh*t.
Posted by: mishdog at January 28, 2025 01:18 PM (F0UNL)


Redundant!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (NMT5x)

29 Original comments got zitzed

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (fG8Eu)

30 I know nothing of Sean but am glad the chest feeder is gone. I referred to him as Buttleg. I also hate his twit face and doubt he did anything for transportation except ferry in babies to adopt. God help the babies and kids of faggots and lesbian "couples."

There's a press deal going on?

I can't wait til Congress has that Patel guy to question. He sort of scares me and I haven't done anything wrong that I am aware of.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (gi+MR)

31 Why is there a schism? With two posts on same topic.

Do commenters realize this, or is each thread in it's own little world?

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (F2NBk)

32 Maybe, but I'm guessing Duffy's home decor is most un-fabulous. Like, soooo 1954.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2025 01:23 PM (gKWVE)

33 >> I sure hope Pete Bootyjudge left him a letter explaining all that he knows about transportation and months long undisclosed vacations in Porto, Portugal.

Pro tip, Sean. Make sure you change all the toilet seats.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 28, 2025 01:23 PM (SyCqh)

34 PSA re press secretary Karoline Leadvitt messages to the media at press conference - whoa, get out the way bitch, get out the way.
She won't be mistaken for Cabbage Patch speaker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 01:23 PM (/X/7F)

35 Why is there a schism? With two posts on same topic.

Do commenters realize this, or is each thread in it's own little world?
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (F2NBk)

Hey it's like that Stanford prison experiment except not fake and gay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (+iIV1)

36 Well, I just flew in from the double post and MAN are my arms tired!

Thankyew!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (LxER7)

37 The journalice are desperate to lie about Trump starving Gramma.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (FNJLH)

38
Make bridges racist again!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (dxSpM)

39

Will Mayor Pete spend more time ignoring the kids he and his weird buttbuddy bought?


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (et1vG)

40 I continue to believe all of Trump's picks will get confirmed. If that sex trafficking sex monster sex pedophile cannibal Pete Hegseth can get confirmed, then anyone can.

I think Hegseth was the test case. If the Dumocraps somehow managed to stop him, or at least bloody him up bad, then they'd smell blood in the water. But Pete got confirmed - despite him being a sex trafficking sex monster sex pedophile cannibal.

If anyone smells blood in the water, it's Democraps. Hell, Trump might say "fuck it" and nominate whig, AtC, and Elric for AGs, ace for official shelf stacker, and TJM as official white house movie critic.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

41 Why is there a schism? With two posts on same topic.

Do commenters realize this, or is each thread in it's own little world?

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (F2NBk)

Each microcosmic planet, a complete reality . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

42 No, the comments were not disappeared….a double post snuck through a wrinkle in time

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (fG8Eu)

43 Guys, the other thread is winning.
You all need to step up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (F2NBk)

44 This post bears repeating.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (z+ik4)

45 Hah! You all have fewer comments on this topic than we do!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (bss/y)

46 I continue to believe all of Trump's picks will get confirmed. If that sex trafficking sex monster sex pedophile cannibal Pete Hegseth can get confirmed, then anyone can.

I think Hegseth was the test case. If the Dumocraps somehow managed to stop him, or at least bloody him up bad, then they'd smell blood in the water. But Pete got confirmed - despite him being a sex trafficking sex monster sex pedophile cannibal.

If anyone smells blood in the water, it's TRUMP. Hell, Trump might say "fuck it" and nominate whig, AtC, and Elric for AGs, ace for official shelf stacker, and TJM as official white house movie critic.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

47 Tell Pete to pack his sh*t.
Posted by: mishdog
--------
[weeping]
Oh Petey, oh Petey, what's to become of us?

Posted by: Pete's 'wife' at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

48 Tell Pete to pack his sh*t.
Posted by: mishdog
.......

That's Chasten's job.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

49 Now I see the schism!!

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (fV+MH)

50 Confusion reigns.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2025 01:26 PM (fV+MH)

51 "JM J Acosta" had me howling. Hahahahah. Hahahahahah

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 28, 2025 01:26 PM (z6Ybz)

52 Nurse is Meeping it today!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2025 01:26 PM (W/lyH)

53 Pete Bootyjuice sure thrust himself into his job, ammirite?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

54 I read this headline as Puff Daddy Diddy Whatever Sean Combs

Posted by: Johnny Bifocals at January 28, 2025 01:26 PM (xtKM4)

55 No, I thought he shot is brother, J.R. in the shower.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (7Z8OX)


Im pretty sure he was the left leg of Scuzzlebutt.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (9ySUa)

56 Since we're all Nazis according to the Left, I suppose it's time to introduce the US Autobahn.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (dIske)

No trucks, no speed limit.

The only tickets given are for douchebags riding down the left lane.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (7Z8OX)

57 Tell Pete to pack his sh*t.
Posted by: mishdog
.......

That's Chasten's job.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (v0R5T
________

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

58
But Pete got confirmed - despite him being a sex trafficking sex monster sex pedophile cannibal.

_________

You left out "Mass murderer".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (dxSpM)

59 27 Sean Duffy> Pete Buttgiggler

100% more competent, 100% less buggery
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

Now maybe I will be able to drive across state lines without breaking an axle.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM

--

No more northbound traffic in the southbound lane.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (wzAuc)

60 Willowed: Don't get me started on fatgaycuckThor
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:13 PM (/BAxe)

Supposedly the new Marvel Rivals game is doing well, and I think it's because the creators wisely leaned in on playing up the beauty of the characters. Lots of curvy female butts and boobs in skintight spandex. Lots of manly men. Thor is way, way jacked up, as he should be. You would never know that a Big Lebowski Thor ever existed in canon. Surely they got advice to gender neutrify all the characters and make them look like flat chested teens. I can't believe they resisted.

Also, most of the characters look nothing like the actors in the marvel movies. And no one cares. The actors got egotistical, like Anthony Mackie. You are merely a role, and you will be interchanged and swapped out as necessary. Falcon is eternal, not Anthony Mackie. I think Chadwick Boseman's death muddied the waters of this concept, but it's just the truth.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (gWBY1)

61 I'm seeing double

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (zrlyb)

62 Guys, the other thread is winning.
You all need to step up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:25 PM (F2NBk)


That's an old post now! Gonna need a bigger barrel.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (NMT5x)

63 I don't even know how to fix this mess...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

64 Chasten… funny name, Chasten… it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy name, yes??

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (PCK5/)

65
Will Mayor Pete spend more time ignoring the kids he and his weird buttbuddy bought?


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller
-------

Well, at least we won't be paying for more maternity leave.

Posted by: Pete's 'wife' at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (XeU6L)

66 Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

I think Collins and Miurkowski’s demorat DNA has them still starstruck over the Kennedy dynasty and that they will vote for him on that basis and also they saw pics of him shirtless

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (fG8Eu)

67 34 PSA re press secretary Karoline Leadvitt messages to the media at press conference - whoa, get out the way bitch, get out the way.
She won't be mistaken for Cabbage Patch speaker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 01:23 PM (/X/7F)


She is speaking intelligently about every topic. She's not reading every word she says from the BinderCrutch used by Psircleback and Mop Top. Wonderful to see.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (aBgBM)

68 Marvel is looking to bring Jim Acosta on to star in their sequel to Captain America, to be called Major Sleazebag.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (z+ik4)

69 Cool, but it doesn’t top Trump roasting Acosta. That was at least worthy of one non flaming skull.

Posted by: H at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (4N/0w)

70 Double posts?

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (Hucnr)

71 Chest-Feeding Gay Males hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (PI4DB)

72 Chasten… funny name, Chasten… it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy name, yes??
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2025 01:27 PM (PCK5/)

It's short for Futtbucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (+iIV1)

73 So, do I comment on the 1:11 or 1:15 posting.
I'm so bad at this shit.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 28, 2025 01:21 PM (4780s)

Ace stepped on himself, or forgot he posted already? Either way, it's Trump's fault.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (0eaVi)

74 70 Double posts?
Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (Hucnr)

Kick between them and doing doink it.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (z+ik4)

75 >589 Press Sec says PDT told her to report all the drones seen over NJ had FAA permission to be in the airspaces.

---

is that what Trump told her to say, or is that what actually happened

I mean, if it was the Saturnians sizing us up for conquest, would they tell us?

Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (AOsQT)

76 I mean, they aren't exactly the same post, Ace put a different headline on this one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (2VST1)

77 There I was, stuck in the "Sean Duffy Confirmed as Secretary of Transportation" thread, when I should have been in the "Sean Duffy Confirmed as Secretary of Transportation" thread.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2025 01:30 PM (ls1gy)

78 And Linda McMahon for Secretary of Education. That confirmation will be every bit as contentious as Patel's or RFK, Jr.'s.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2025 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

79 11 Patel, Gabbard and RFKJr still need to be confirmed.
Work still left to be done.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2025 01:18 PM (lUhzf)

Tomorrow and Thursday will be fun! I'll have the hearings in the background while I work.

RFK Jr just needs to say "Red 3 banned, you're welcome" a lot.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 01:30 PM (gWBY1)

80 Each microcosmic planet, a complete reality . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

A simple kind of mirror to reflect upon our own...

Posted by: toddg at January 28, 2025 01:30 PM (iJT4F)

81 Ace stepped on himself, or forgot he posted already? Either way, it's Trump's fault.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
-----

Probably that Lamont fellow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

82 Karoline Leavitt is doing a great job on her first press briefing going on now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (qBdHI)

83 Commenters on the old thread are Thread Deniers!

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (aBgBM)

84 78 And Linda McMahon for Secretary of Education. That confirmation will be every bit as contentious as Patel's or RFK, Jr.'s.
---------------
Hopefully, she shows up wearing a Hard Hat and toting a sledge hammer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (Wg6v7)

85 is that what Trump told her to say, or is that what actually happened

I mean, if it was the Saturnians sizing us up for conquest, would they tell us?
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (AOsQT)


Saturnians are wimps!!!

Posted by: Jupiterians at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (W/lyH)

86 Eggs! Food prices!

Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (G0vdT)

87 76 I mean, they aren't exactly the same post, Ace put a different headline on this one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (2VST1)



At this point what does it really matter??? ( Things drunken old bitches say…

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (PCK5/)

88 Chasten… funny name, Chasten… it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy name, yes??

"oooh, chasten me daddy! Chasten me good!"
--Pete Bootyjudge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (2VST1)

89 Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

I think Collins and Miurkowski’s demorat DNA has them still starstruck over the Kennedy dynasty and that they will vote for him on that basis and also they saw pics of him shirtless
Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (fG8Eu)
________

Yea, I think Murk-cow-ski will be a no, because she's filthy trash, but Collins will probably be a yes. We don't need them anyway. I don't see how Hegseth gets confirmed but RFK doesn't.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

90 The Panama Canal stuff was interesting, China controls the ports at either end of the Canal and Panama controls the Canal and China is Building a Bridge over the Canal, which could be destroyed or like the Dam they built fail and shut down the Canal. Chinese only workers work at the Ports and they are secured camps. The Ports also make no money, I need to watch it again to see if that was true. Iranian ships are Flagged as Panamanian ships so they can skirt sanctions.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (Ih37y)

91 Since we're all Nazis according to the Left, I suppose it's time to introduce the US Autobahn.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM

I cannot believe no one has called PDT's first week in office a Blitzkrieg. So disappointed.

Posted by: pookysgirl has a lot of German heritage at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (Wt5PA)

92 31 Why is there a schism? With two posts on same topic.

Do commenters realize this, or is each thread in it's own little world?
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:22 PM (F2NBk)

This post is way better than the last one.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (GD2xa)

93 is that what Trump told her to say, or is that what actually happened

I mean, if it was the Saturnians sizing us up for conquest, would they tell us?
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (AOsQT)


Whatever it was, it wasn't Trump's FAA that gave the go-ahead for that. I expect we will learn more soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (8zz6B)

94 Commenters on the old thread are Thread Deniers!

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (aBgBM)

Commies and traitors to the one true thread.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)

95 Marvel is looking to bring Jim Acosta on to star in their sequel to Captain America, to be called Major Sleazebag.
Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2025 01:28 PM (z+ik4)

He reports to the Colonel of Truth.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (09WBQ)

96 89 Yea, I think Murk-cow-ski will be a no, because she's filthy trash, but Collins will probably be a yes. We don't need them anyway. I don't see how Hegseth gets confirmed but RFK doesn't.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

======

Because some back bencher we've never heard of decides to kamikazee the thing in order to get a great 7 figure job at Pfizer when he leaves government?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

97 I thought Sean Duffy was in prison for his sex parties.
Posted by: Dyslexic Guy at January 28, 2025 01:16 PM (FC8SQ)


You're thinking of Duffman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (aD39U)

98 What happened to the thread?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (NpAcC)

99 It's deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (/U5Yz)

100 This is the cruel kids thread.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 28, 2025 01:33 PM (wzAuc)

101 LOL.
The commie media has become a parody of a parody of itself.

You can really tell that these fags are paid off by Meals on Wheels.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:33 PM (FNJLH)

102

I tried to listen to the PC but the media sucks bad.

Now they ask tough questions. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 28, 2025 01:33 PM (et1vG)

103 "I have answered this question four times."
ha ha

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

104 I think Chinese AI Ace may have been too perfect a mimic of real Ace, and it spawned a second Chinese AI so it too would not have to get up so early in the afternoon to post.

So now the Chinese AI's are stepping on each other.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:33 PM (F2NBk)

105 I mean, if it was the Saturnians sizing us up for conquest, would they tell us?
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (AOsQT)


Saturnians are wimps!!!
Posted by: Jupiterians at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (W/lyH)

Everyone can run rings around them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2025 01:33 PM (0eaVi)

106 I have returned to the Post Less Traveled.

I have a soft spot in my heart for the underdog.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (fG8Eu)

107 Sean has 9 kids, so transportation is very important to him.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

108 The thread is always greener on the other side of the fence….

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (PCK5/)

109 Ace stepped on himself, or forgot he posted already? Either way, it's Trump's fault.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
-----

Probably that Lamont fellow.
-----
The big dummie...

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (azSra)

110 It’s like when your church decides to have two services instead of one.

Posted by: H at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (4N/0w)

111 Saturnians are wimps!!!
Posted by: Jupiterians at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (W/lyH)

We put some ringers in.

Posted by: Saturn at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (8zz6B)

112 A simple kind of mirror to reflect upon our own...
Posted by: toddg at January 28, 2025 01:30 PM (iJT4F)

----

So which is the Bearded-Spock post?

Either way, I call dibs on Lt. Moreau!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (LxER7)

113 Since we're all Nazis according to the Left, I suppose it's time to introduce the US Autobahn.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM

I cannot believe no one has called PDT's first week in office a Blitzkrieg. So disappointed.
Posted by: pookysgirl has a lot of German heritage at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (Wt5PA)

The media is still in Biden's Sitzkrieg mode. They haven't awakened to everything yet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (VNX3d)

114 Yeah this is great but how do we get the homosexual angle on Transportation implemented now? To help keep trains from getting rear-ended.


Maybe Duffy can hire Bootyjudge as a consultant?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (Bkn5k)

115 ALL OF THEM. THEY ALL BROKE OUR LAWS.

I'll be in my bunk for a bit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (/U5Yz)

116 Wow it has been a long time since we had a Double Post.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (yShBx)

117 "Do your own fucking homework, dumbasses!" - KL

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (FNJLH)

118 Yea, I think Murk-cow-ski will be a no, because she's filthy trash, but Collins will probably be a yes. We don't need them anyway. I don't see how Hegseth gets confirmed but RFK doesn't.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

======

Because some back bencher we've never heard of decides to kamikazee the thing in order to get a great 7 figure job at Pfizer when he leaves government?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 28, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)
________

That same backbencher could also have deep-sixed Hegseth for a great 7 figure job at Raytheon ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

119 103 "I have answered this question four times."
ha ha
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:33 PM (v0R5T)
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These reporters are asking the same question because they want their own faces asking the question for the nightly broadcast.

Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (G0vdT)

120 All illegals are criminals.
Nice

Posted by: Redenzo at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (V/pbu)

121 Yea, I think Murk-cow-ski will be a no, because she's filthy trash, but Collins will probably be a yes. We don't need them anyway. I don't see how Hegseth gets confirmed but RFK doesn't
____

You think that the military-industrial complex was powerful, but you haven't seen anything yet.
*cracks knuckles*

Posted by: Big Pharma at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (iqMh5)

122 Double post? Double comment. If you start informing everyone that x number of people are killed every month by illegal street racers, only mental patients are gonna be like "Well what about the good illegal street racers?"

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (yShBx)

123 Panama Canal will become American and America will maintain extra territorial jurisdiction. Panama may well become an American territory.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (/X/7F)

124 "If they broke our nations laws, yes they are criminals."
It's like talking to fifth graders.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

125 Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

LOL. Is he the guy who was praying the rosary with his family before he went to be asked questions by Congress

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (hiv4A)

126 Yeah this is great but how do we get the homosexual angle on Transportation implemented now? To help keep trains from getting rear-ended.


Maybe Duffy can hire Bootyjudge as a consultant?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (Bkn5k)

Ole Peety would be better hired as a speedbump. He might be successful at that.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (VNX3d)

127 Press quisling: "Can you give the exact numbers (out of all the illegals) that are actual criminals that are in the US illegally?"

Leavitt: "All of them. They came into the country illegally. They're criminals."

BOOM!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (qBdHI)

128 Is this the Kaboom! thread?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (bNf8H)

129 Ralph Kramden would be an upgrade to Mayor Pete.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (rJ48h)

130 Conjoined twins posts…

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (PCK5/)

131
This is the thread. The one below is an anti-thread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (dxSpM)

132 "How many of the people ICE has arrested are criminals?"

"Uh, all of them. All of them committed a crime when they entered illegally."

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (xsQ07)

133 118 That same backbencher could also have deep-sixed Hegseth for a great 7 figure job at Raytheon ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Just throwing it out there!

I suspect that we're mostly seeing strum and drung that won't mean anything. But we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

134 Since we're all Nazis according to the Left, I suppose it's time to introduce the US Autobahn.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:20 PM (dIske)


You laugh, but I think that's where Ike got the notion for the interstate highway system.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (Q0kLU)

135 I can't wait til Congress has that Patel guy to question. He sort of scares me and I haven't done anything wrong that I am aware of.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I saw one interview with him and he is lightning fast and a takes no prisoners kind of guy, and yes, kind of scary. I like that. His hearings ought to be lit.

Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

136
I glanced at this and thought it said Sean Puffy Combs confirmed as Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (+oR7L)

137 Sean Duffy needs them to run a black light all over his new office, and burn or bleach anything that glows.

I mean for the breastmilk that must be squirted all over that place from when he chestfed his babies, you sickos. What did you think I meant?

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (gWBY1)

138 The media is still in Biden's Sitzkrieg mode. They haven't awakened to everything yet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (VNX3d)

Ah, dankeschoen.

Posted by: pookysgirl has a lot of German heritage at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (Wt5PA)

139 75 >589 Press Sec says PDT told her to report all the drones seen over NJ had FAA permission to be in the airspaces.

is that what Trump told her to say, or is that what actually happened

I mean, if it was the Saturnians sizing us up for conquest, would they tell us?
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (AOsQT)
__________________________

Sticking to my assessment that there may have been a few projection drones up there, but most of them were the next generation of trapped display holograms. Come on, only out at night, only along the coast, doing maneuvers defying physics, no radar signature, don't make sound. The DOD has been marrying holograms to lasers with the ability to do sky projections. Quality was the goal, and using holograms to portray blinking lights (which disappeared sporadically) seems to have been accomplished.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (dIske)

140 135
I saw one interview with him and he is lightning fast and a takes no prisoners kind of guy, and yes, kind of scary. I like that. His hearings ought to be lit.
Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (oiNtH

======

And a bit boss-eyed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

141
So now the Chinese AI's are stepping on each other.
Posted by: Gentlemen
-------

With six you get eggroll.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (XeU6L)

142 Leavitt slaps back as hard as Hegseth. Maybe harder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (/X/7F)

143 The Panama Canal stuff was interesting, China controls the ports at either end of the Canal and Panama controls the Canal and China is Building a Bridge over the Canal, which could be destroyed or like the Dam they built fail and shut down the Canal. Chinese only workers work at the Ports and they are secured camps. The Ports also make no money, I need to watch it again to see if that was true. Iranian ships are Flagged as Panamanian ships so they can skirt sanctions.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (Ih37y)
***

This is a real strategic move by China. It is a knife at our throat. We need to stop this BS.
I also hope to see the thousands of military aged and very fit Chinese men who have entered the country to be shipped out.

Posted by: Jupiterians at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (W/lyH)

144 122 Double post? Double comment. If you start informing everyone that x number of people are killed every month by illegal street racers, only mental patients are gonna be like "Well what about the good illegal street racers?"
Posted by: ...


Quantum string threading?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (/U5Yz)

145 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (aD39U)

146 This is like the duelling Popes in the middle ages thread…

Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (PCK5/)

147 I see TWO noods.

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (NtUSo)

148 I think the drones were ours and a test. The test apparently worked.

I saw what I assume was a weather balloon last fall with drones. Silvery thing by the mountains and I took a photo and waved. It had silvery tails and drones. Took photos as I knew my sons and husband would think I was drinking.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (gi+MR)

149 We have a third nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2025 01:38 PM (bss/y)

150 Oh look, it's Kaitlin Collins.
Sorry, time to take the headphones off.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

151
If I were Sean Duffy, I'd change offices. If Pete's walls could talk.....

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2025 01:38 PM (+oR7L)

152 139 75 >589 Press Sec says PDT told her to report all the drones seen over NJ had FAA permission to be in the airspaces.

is that what Trump told her to say, or is that what actually happened

I mean, if it was the Saturnians sizing us up for conquest, would they tell us?
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2025 01:29 PM (AOsQT)
__________________________

Sticking to my assessment that there may have been a few projection drones up there, but most of them were the next generation of trapped display holograms. Come on, only out at night, only along the coast, doing maneuvers defying physics, no radar signature, don't make sound. The DOD has been marrying holograms to lasers with the ability to do sky projections. Quality was the goal, and using holograms to portray blinking lights (which disappeared sporadically) seems to have been accomplished.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (dIske)


I agree.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 01:38 PM (aBgBM)

153 142 Leavitt slaps back as hard as Hegseth. Maybe harder.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


She can spank me anytime.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 28, 2025 01:38 PM (/U5Yz)

154 Blunder Woman the anti Lynda Carter thought she had a gotcha but got slapped.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:39 PM (FNJLH)

155 "The real issue involved... is the great principle of self-government... Shall a dominant thread of the North rule the South, or shall the thread of the South rule themselves?".

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2025 01:39 PM (azSra)

156 Yea, I think Murk-cow-ski will be a no, because she's filthy trash, but Collins will probably be a yes. We don't need them anyway. I don't see how Hegseth gets confirmed but RFK doesn't.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)



Speaking of MurCOWski and Collins and Mitchy Boy McConnell et al, I have a burning hatred for these faithless Republican poseurs more than I do the Democrats. The latter are in your face commie enemies but the former are the traitorous snakes that open the gates to them. All while telling us they are faithfully standing watch protecting us.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2025 01:39 PM (Bkn5k)

157 That same backbencher could also have deep-sixed Hegseth for a great 7 figure job at Raytheon ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Just throwing it out there!

I suspect that we're mostly seeing strum and drung that won't mean anything. But we'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)
_________

Yea. I think RFK gets confirmed, and maybe even a few Dums vote yes. It's just gonna be harder for Senators to vote no on a royal family member than some rando named Hegseth ... or Patel.

But who knows? Right about now there's a bimbo TMU suddenly remembering RFKJ raped her in a department store in 1992 ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 28, 2025 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

158 She just said, "He's the executive and he can fire anyone in the executive branch."

Yeah.

I think Trump understands that civil service protection laws are unconstitutional.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2025 01:39 PM (xsQ07)

159
This is like the duelling Popes in the middle ages thread…
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2025 01:37 PM (PCK5/)

_________

We have excommunicated the heretics in the schismatic thread. Anathema sint!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2025 01:39 PM (dxSpM)

160 This is the rebel thread. We don’t play by Jim J Acosta rules!
And Taylor Lorenz tried to crash our table

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 01:39 PM (fG8Eu)

161 > You laugh, but I think that's where Ike got the notion for the interstate highway system.

Rome built roads to make the movement of troops easier. That's the same reason Germany had the Autobahn and that's the same reason we have the interstate highway system. It's also good for economic reasons, of course.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2025 01:40 PM (Odg76)

162 >>> 107 Sean has 9 kids, so transportation is very important to him.

The pics of Hegseth and his cute big blended family are great.

Trump's new cabinet is definitely pro big family. Which means the adults know how not to take crap from whining babies like the press.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 01:40 PM (gWBY1)

163 Off planetary sock.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2025 01:40 PM (W/lyH)

164 I mean for the breastmilk that must be squirted all over that place from when he chestfed his babies, you sickos. What did you think I meant?
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2025 01:36 PM (gWBY1)

I thought he fed the little bastards with drywall mud cut 2:1 with water?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 01:40 PM (8zz6B)

165 All illegals are criminals.
Nice
Posted by: Redenzo at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM


It's right there in the name.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2025 01:40 PM (aD39U)

166 Rumor has it that Pete Buttigieg is "taking a serious look" at running for the Michigan senate seat upon news that Sen. Gary Peters will be retiring.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2025 01:41 PM (NpAcC)

167 She needs to sternly correct these shitbirds when they say undocumented immigrants.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 28, 2025 01:42 PM (/U5Yz)

168 But who knows? Right about now there's a bimbo TMU suddenly remembering RFKJ raped her in a department store in 1992 ....

The hell?
R@pe is a resume enhancer for a Royal Kennedy. In fact, it’s a rite of passage, a sort of initiation into the Way if the Fathers.

Kennedys benefit from the sex crime exemption.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 01:43 PM (fG8Eu)

169 All illegals are criminals.
Nice
Posted by: Redenzo at January 28, 2025 01:34 PM

It's right there in the name.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2025 01:40 PM (aD39U)


Homan has been crystal clear on this. They are going after the worst first. If your here illegally with no other record and get caught up in the capture of a real dirt bag, too bad. It's adios time.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2025 01:44 PM (W/lyH)

170 Who let the penguin in?

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 28, 2025 01:44 PM (FNJLH)

171
LOL. Is he the guy who was praying the rosary with his family before he went to be asked questions by Congress
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2025 01:35 PM (hiv4A)
********
Praying the Hail Mary. I love Sean, Rachel and their kids.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2025 01:47 PM (NpAcC)

172 "If they broke our nations laws, yes they are criminals."
It's like talking to fifth graders.


It is very odd how blinkered the left is on this. Its like they honestly think its not really a crime, crime to jump the border. I mean, they need nannies, maids, and gardners, amirite?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 01:47 PM (2VST1)

173 Miss me yet?

Posted by: KJP at January 28, 2025 01:47 PM (aBgBM)

174 You laugh, but I think that's where Ike got the notion for the interstate highway system.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
=====

Nope, Ike was in charge of a cross country sojourn of military vehicles just after ww1.
Eye opening, it was.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 28, 2025 01:47 PM (4780s)

175 Leavitt handled the birthright citizenship question very well.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 28, 2025 01:47 PM (paSBy)

176 Nope, Ike was in charge of a cross country sojourn of military vehicles just after ww1.

He had to handle the logistics of moving the US military across Europe in WW2 as well. He saw how clearly such a thing was necessary for defense. Invading the USA would be terrifyingly difficult even if it wasn't the most armed country on earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 01:49 PM (2VST1)

177 There is a nood.
I guess to clean up the schism Ace just posted a new thread on the press conference.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 01:49 PM (F2NBk)

178 NOOD.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2025 01:51 PM (exHjb)

179 Has anyone ever seen Kaitlan Collins and Madison Cornbread together ? They look a lot alike

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2025 01:56 PM (6v8aM)

180 You laugh, but I think that's where Ike got the notion for the interstate highway system.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
-----

The Official name is 'The Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 02:10 PM (XeU6L)

181 Until he starts breastfeeding I'll remain unimpressed.

Posted by: Kirk at January 28, 2025 03:04 PM (LZrpX)

182 The Official name is 'The Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 02:10 PM (XeU6L)
==
He was concerned about constitutional issues of the feds just building highways. Defense alleviated those - plus the real issue of moving material via truck.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 28, 2025 03:45 PM (GZYu7)

183 Not no Bean Brain on a skateboard someone who has Common Sense

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 28, 2025 04:22 PM (wGqjj)

184 I'm been a Sean Duffy fan ever since he was running for Congress the first time 14 years ago and his commercial had him chopping a log (he used to participate in lumberjack competitions). And he said when faced with government waste, he's the bringing the axe.

Honestly, he should just take the axe to Congress. Trump is pretty open with the pardons right now, great time to get a bit of mad out.

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